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Speaker 1: Yo, yep, hey, hey, it's the weekend. It's the freaking weekend.

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Speaker 2: I'm about to have me some fun fun housekeeping. There

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Speaker 2: was a whole minute and a half of Silence, a podcast.

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Speaker 1: That was on Monday. Dude, that we're over that. Are

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Speaker 1: you still thinking about it on Friday? No?

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Speaker 2: Man, Like, why do you see, bro? I was in

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Speaker 2: my neighborhood. It's you go like two miles an hour.

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Speaker 2: So I had my phone out and uh, I just oh,

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Speaker 2: I'll play the podcast real quick. I'm going to running erran.

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Speaker 2: I hit played, Wait thirty seconds, Wait a minute, Wait

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Speaker 2: a minute and a half, and then it starts and

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Speaker 2: all minute and a half, I'm thinking, fuck, I freaking

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Speaker 2: didn't delete that.

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Speaker 1: Dude. Here's the thing, the fact that we are four

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Speaker 1: days after this and you still think about it, You

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Speaker 1: still let it bother you. I don't understand that, Like

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Speaker 1: you have to move on.

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Speaker 2: Because there was a million people affected.

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Speaker 1: By it, A million were like one hundred and sixty

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Speaker 1: five people that listened.

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Speaker 2: Tomatoes, tomatoes, tomatoes, tomatoes.

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Speaker 1: Because I when I was putting it up, I was like, man,

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Speaker 1: guess ray forgot to take that minute and a half

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Speaker 1: out And I try to edit it on the little

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Speaker 1: website that and it wouldn't allow me to cut it out.

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Speaker 2: With all that said, for me to say, then, when

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Speaker 2: I heard you placed the commercials perfect, I no longer

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Speaker 2: was pissed you placed the commercials so meticulously.

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Speaker 1: Well you understand that I first did it a minute

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Speaker 1: and a half earlier, and I would clicked it and

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Speaker 1: I was like, well, that's not it. Let me see. Well, no,

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Speaker 1: that's where the commer okay, oh okay, he just never

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Speaker 1: took the minute and a half out, so I don't

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Speaker 2: I didn't know the inside baseball. But then I thought, oh,

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Speaker 2: maybe he's so our word that he forgot to take

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Speaker 2: the minute and a half like I told him to

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Speaker 2: take it off. So it just ended up working.

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Speaker 1: No, I literally remembered, and I went back a minute

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Speaker 1: and a half and I was like, no, that's still

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Speaker 1: the middle of a sentence. That doesn't make any sense.

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Speaker 1: I was like, there's no way my math is wrong.

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Speaker 1: So let me fast forward it a minute and a

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Speaker 1: half and see what happens. Oh yeah, And then I

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Speaker 1: go to the and then I went to the beginning

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Speaker 1: of the podcast. I was like, oh, so Ray decided

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Speaker 1: we didn't need to take the minute and a half out.

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Speaker 2: Ray What happened that minute and a half? Arnold? What

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Speaker 2: was going on that whole time? I'm sorry, guys, I

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Speaker 2: was what does that sound even mean? Arnold? Here, this

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Speaker 2: is how you're gonna do the intro when we do

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Speaker 2: the showy losers. Okay, so that's how you're gonna do

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Speaker 2: it when we all do that whole big thing.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's start it. Man, it's the weekend and

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Speaker 1: see it mayfest.

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Speaker 2: But I'm doing text from justin. My sister's in town

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Speaker 2: for a bachelorette party. Boy.

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Speaker 1: Oh so your sister's not here to see you. She's

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Speaker 1: here for a bachelorette party.

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Speaker 2: But she's coming the whole week, so got it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, let's do it.

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Speaker 2: You mean she's already been here three days? Right?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't understand.

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Speaker 2: All right, we're gonna do it live.

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Speaker 1: Arnold day.

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Speaker 2: Oh the one, two, three?

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Speaker 1: So loser, what up? Everybody? I am lunch loser, Arnold,

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Speaker 1: don't interrupt me? What up? Everybody? I am lunchbox. I

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Speaker 1: know the most about sports, so I'll give you the

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Speaker 1: sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a

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Speaker 1: sports genius.

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Speaker 2: I got told you either do it all together or

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Speaker 2: you don't do it at all. What you know, you

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Speaker 2: just told Arnold not to interrupt you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: One time on the Big Show, the Bobby Bone Show,

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Speaker 2: I was an intern, and I believe on the Bobby

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Speaker 2: Bone Show, we used to say goodbye and I just

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Speaker 2: I go goodbye two seconds after you guys, and Bones

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Speaker 1: Hey, that's really funny.

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Speaker 2: What did you guys used to say?

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Speaker 1: Maybe everybody say bye bye, and I think he said

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Speaker 2: And I waited until you guys finished, and I go

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Speaker 2: bye and he goes, no, no, no, no, We're a team. Baby.

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Speaker 1: It's like the kid in class. I didn't do my intro,

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Speaker 1: I know, but it's like the kidden class. Everybody when

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Speaker 1: I call your name, say here, Billy, here, justin here,

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Speaker 1: chess day here, ray present, Yep. I always did that

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Speaker 2: I key, yeah, I get it. What up, y'all? It's

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Speaker 2: says and I'm from the north. I'm an alpha male.

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Speaker 2: I married a Broadway girl. We moved to the north

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Speaker 2: side of town. Farmland ranchers, a lot of property, a

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Speaker 2: I saw this last weekend, guys were picking berries and

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Speaker 2: Because Baser got pickles from her and loves them. So

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Speaker 2: But I said, am I obligated to go back because

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Speaker 2: you talk in the country. You just make verbal agreements.

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Speaker 1: I think country is a lot of verbal agreements. I

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Speaker 1: you know. Oh, I know, Johnny. You're good for it, Johnny,

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Speaker 1: I'll see you next week. Okay, Betsy. Yeah, my check

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Speaker 1: just hadn't cleared, so I'll be okay. Hey, Johnny, you

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Speaker 1: little note. No, you know, just holler.

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Speaker 2: You know what I love. Oh yeah, hey, y'all come

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Speaker 2: back now here. Oh that holler over there? Yeah, you're

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Speaker 2: epitome of sales in the United States capitalism. I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: buy two ferns right in the front porch Mountulo realize.

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Speaker 2: And she goes, are ferns ones that hang or they

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Speaker 1: Got it?

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Speaker 2: And they're twenty eight dollars out even Batman, I she

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Speaker 2: goes give him for twenty five you get four? Well, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I mean that's a deal. And I was kind of

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Speaker 1: I mean, gotta save three dollars per flour.

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Speaker 2: I was considering getting a third, and then she upsold

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Speaker 2: I mean, it's just genius that New York City's Wall

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Speaker 2: Street has nothing on country folk.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's sort of like going to Chinatown in

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Speaker 1: three dollars. Okay, sold two for six. Great, great deal.

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Speaker 2: And my dumb ass not only did she upsell me,

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Speaker 2: That's two kids. If you want to learn, not selling

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Speaker 2: chocolate bars or I don't know, playing tik tac or

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Speaker 2: whatever you guys do on your phones. Go to the country,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, don't do candy crush. Guys. Get out there in

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Speaker 1: the real world and experience it. And that's what they do.

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Speaker 1: They make you. The country salesperson is better than the

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Speaker 1: city salesperson because they make you feel good, They make

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go back and see them and spend money there,

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Speaker 1: when really they don't give two shits about you.

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Speaker 2: My lawn guy not necessarily the best sales practice. He

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Speaker 1: And this is for your two and a half acres. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and a week per corn.

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Speaker 2: And now it used to be he was coming about

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Speaker 2: up selling me one hundred and fifty dollars.

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Speaker 1: Well, to be fair, we have been getting a lot

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Speaker 1: So he's like, hey, you know what, I'll be there

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Speaker 2: And I told Beazer, I said, all these country salespeople,

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Speaker 2: they're going to run us out of house. At home,

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Speaker 2: I got a house full of ferns, peaches, and lawnmowers.

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Speaker 1: I mean, oh, gata.

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Speaker 2: I mean, listen, man, start wherever you want. Eventually we

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Speaker 2: got to get to tell to Justin.

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Speaker 1: I want to start with text from Justine.

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Speaker 2: It's an easy go to and they've been going off

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Speaker 2: a little bit. He doesn't gamble anymore. He ran out

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Speaker 1: How long has he been gambled free?

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Speaker 2: A couple of weeks been dropped? Wow, he came over.

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Speaker 2: I didn't even say it last podcast. He came over

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Speaker 2: on Friday. We played some beer pong.

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Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait you talked about all right, go ahead, and.

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Speaker 2: He brought his dog. It didn't work out with the dog.

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Speaker 1: So wait, what happened with the dog?

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Speaker 2: He got a fight with the cat.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I see what you mean, like not he's getting

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Speaker 1: us know he doesn't like the dog.

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Speaker 2: So we're gonna kind of do a weekend of it.

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Speaker 2: We learned that's not a possibility. He ended up having

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Speaker 2: to go home early, so our friendship may be fully over,

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Speaker 2: especially if he doesn't gamble. What are we going to

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Speaker 2: talk about?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's really nothing to talk about.

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Speaker 2: Here's our text. I hit him up to start it

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Speaker 2: off to change and I said, Memory, Bob Menery. I said,

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Speaker 2: he's got two chicks banging each other on his Instagram.

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Speaker 2: No response for two hours, and I go, hey, Bob

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Speaker 2: Menory made delete. Whenever he wakes up in the morning.

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Speaker 2: He always deletes his Instagram stories. I said, trust me,

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Speaker 2: this will get your rocks off. And then an hour

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Speaker 2: later he responded, I unfollowed him months ago. He doesn't

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Speaker 2: even have an account anymore, and I said, yes he does.

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Speaker 2: He just gets oddly shadow band where Instagram doesn't let

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Speaker 1: It's very creative for him to compare Bob Minry to

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Speaker 2: does the YouTube videos. He's making money from the milk boys. Okay,

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Speaker 2: Is that in Austin?

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Speaker 2: Very easy? And also you've got to what is it

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Speaker 2: Got it now? That makes sense. All same town, same school,

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Speaker 2: goes Ray Ray little heads up so you can get

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Speaker 2: your end ready, submitting for a stream review and it's

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Speaker 2: a video game he designed. As soon as that passes

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Speaker 2: now a video game googuru? What like? What did I

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Speaker 2: sign a deal? I don't know what's happening? And then

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Speaker 2: that was just one thing. Then Billy hits back with, yeah, Ray,

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Speaker 2: will you reshare my plunge post? What the fuck is

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Speaker 2: happening on my dude? That's why you celebrate the text

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Speaker 1: Yeah fuck, so did you look at the video game thing? No?

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Speaker 2: He sent it to me while I was at work.

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Speaker 2: And I still don't even know how to respond to

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Speaker 2: that'll probably make me look like I'm celebrating something else,

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Speaker 2: like what are you talking about? Did? Hey guys, here's

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Speaker 1: Here's my buddy's video game that has to pass inspection.

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Speaker 1: I don't know by who. I don't know anything about

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Speaker 1: Shoot them up game? My radiator has he made a

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Speaker 2: He's been in the biz for a while, made significant money.

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Speaker 2: I think this is the one they're putting all their

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Speaker 2: I don't know any of it. And uh, they're just

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Speaker 1: So it's not gonna be on sore losers Instagram, No

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Speaker 2: No. But I love though that they act like I'm

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Speaker 1: That's pretty Yeah, but you're but you and justin so,

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Speaker 1: I do appreciate your text thread.

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Speaker 2: Appreciate good text.

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Speaker 1: Thread because I don't really have one, because like my

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Speaker 2: Right, is it time to have the talk where guys,

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Speaker 1: Well, I don't know. These are mostly my cousin's college

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Speaker 1: I joined the bro You got to get off the thread. No,

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Speaker 1: because if you're in the league, you gotta be in

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Speaker 2: Ray, I'm not a I'm not one of those uh crafters.

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Speaker 2: I don't know how to d thread.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh my gosh, we're getting out of

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Speaker 1: And I said, what do you mean? He said, dude,

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Speaker 1: I was at a birthday party. Didn't get around to it,

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Speaker 2: He never replied, so he feels like that's the culture

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Speaker 1: So I was I got yelled at for being big

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Speaker 2: Yeah, these text threads, I don't think when cell phones

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Speaker 2: It gets pumped with about forty texts a day.

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Speaker 1: Oh my wife's family text. I mean one hundred times

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Speaker 2: And I said, well, it's not that. It's that my

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So I never have to text my mom on the

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Speaker 2: I can't see it clearly. And she goes, you didn't

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Speaker 2: hundred time, since Grandma is in the thread, these things

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Speaker 2: we kind of want to see the pictures. And also

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Speaker 2: you can't leave them. If somebody has an Android phone,

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Speaker 1: I didn't know that he did.

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Speaker 2: It's a massive hiccup in iPhone.

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Speaker 1: Because I'll send pictures and my brother doesn't have a

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Speaker 1: He doesn't have an iPhone. I don't know what kind

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Speaker 1: don't know how to do this, so I had to.

435
00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:03,200
Speaker 1: I'll send it to you. Individually. Actually, I'll send it

436
00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:04,840
Speaker 1: to mom because you don't know how to work your phone.

437
00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:05,800
Speaker 1: Let me send it to mom.

438
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:06,439
Speaker 2: There you go.

439
00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:07,720
Speaker 1: Do you get the picture? All right?

440
00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:07,920
Speaker 2: Now?

441
00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:08,360
Speaker 1: What do you think?

442
00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:08,600
Speaker 2: Oh?

443
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:10,960
Speaker 1: That's really cute. Drives me nuts.

444
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,520
Speaker 2: The guy that's got to figure it all out is

445
00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:16,840
Speaker 2: father in law Phil. Dude, he uh if you send

446
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:19,480
Speaker 2: him now, I've learned you send him a whole paragraph.

447
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:22,280
Speaker 2: I got eighteen kids in my side studio. I don't

448
00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:25,679
Speaker 2: know what's happening. Yeah, just man, take over the computer monitor.

449
00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:28,359
Speaker 1: Hey, don't take that high chair in there. That's for sale.

450
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:28,800
Speaker 2: Dude.

451
00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:29,840
Speaker 1: They are forty dollars.

452
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:31,760
Speaker 2: They're about to stroll out of there with my I

453
00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:32,040
Speaker 2: don't know.

454
00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:33,480
Speaker 1: I thought they were about to put that computer in

455
00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:34,080
Speaker 1: his backpack.

456
00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:38,640
Speaker 2: Doug out mug computer and my backpack. That's my office. Thanks,

457
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,280
Speaker 2: But yeah, the field dude, you send a paragraph. I

458
00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:44,240
Speaker 2: learned because he doesn't respond back. He reads what you say,

459
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,720
Speaker 2: puts it in his brain and then takes that as facts.

460
00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:50,040
Speaker 2: That's what you're gonna do, and then if he needs

461
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:52,320
Speaker 2: to respond, he will. If he doesn't, that means okay,

462
00:20:52,359 --> 00:20:54,920
Speaker 2: sounds good. No response means okay good.

463
00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:56,880
Speaker 1: Got it? Like confirmed?

464
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,080
Speaker 2: Once in a blue moon, you'll get at the thumbs

465
00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:01,640
Speaker 2: up emoji, and he and Baze are always like, holy shit,

466
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:03,919
Speaker 2: we got thumbs up e mooji. Your dad gave me

467
00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:06,600
Speaker 2: the thumbs up emoji. That's the thing. So now I've learned.

468
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,440
Speaker 2: I sent him a whole paragraph. Hey man, I'm gonna

469
00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:10,119
Speaker 2: meet you at your house at two. I'll bring the

470
00:21:10,119 --> 00:21:13,200
Speaker 2: shovels and rakes. You've got the wheelbarrow already. I'm Laura's

471
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:15,480
Speaker 2: gonna stay at the house. Also, she brought you some food,

472
00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:17,240
Speaker 2: so don't eat lunch. I'm gonna bring the food over.

473
00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:20,360
Speaker 2: Him not responding sounds good man, I'll see you then,

474
00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:23,399
Speaker 2: but he didn't say that. By him not responding, that's

475
00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:23,920
Speaker 2: what he's saying.

476
00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:26,880
Speaker 1: That means he'll be there, Like, hey, you know we're

477
00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:30,160
Speaker 1: make sure you know that tea time is tomorrow nine?

478
00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:31,880
Speaker 1: Am you hear nothing back?

479
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:34,040
Speaker 2: It means he's That means he's coming and he likes

480
00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:34,480
Speaker 2: the time.

481
00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:41,359
Speaker 1: Right. But me internally, I am sitting there going damn,

482
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:43,879
Speaker 1: So is this guy showing up? Is he not showing up?

483
00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:44,119
Speaker 3: All right?

484
00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:45,600
Speaker 1: I guess I'll just go to the golf course and

485
00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:46,359
Speaker 1: hope he's there.

486
00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:49,320
Speaker 2: I think it's the end of texting, dude, its.

487
00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:53,520
Speaker 1: Exyting is going nowhere. It's going nowhere. But we're going somewhere.

488
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:55,640
Speaker 1: We're gonna take a break and we're gonna come back

489
00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:58,440
Speaker 1: and talk to you. Ball man, talk a little ta ball.

490
00:21:58,520 --> 00:21:59,280
Speaker 1: We'll be right back.

491
00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:04,119
Speaker 2: Is this an upbeat story or depressing or was there

492
00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:04,600
Speaker 2: a crime?

493
00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:07,600
Speaker 1: No, it's not a crime. I mean, maybe it's a

494
00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:10,640
Speaker 1: crime on humanity or I maybe I'm out of touch,

495
00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:12,040
Speaker 1: Maybe I don't understand.

496
00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:13,440
Speaker 2: What are you going to be here?

497
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:18,040
Speaker 1: Sexist or No, We're not gonna be sexist. I'm not

498
00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:22,000
Speaker 1: gonna be agist. I'm gonna be confused because as the

499
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:28,480
Speaker 1: coach of the expos coach. Yeah, and I have coach

500
00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:31,280
Speaker 1: on my shirt. I mean it comes right across the chest.

501
00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:33,240
Speaker 2: You get that from Sore Losers dot com.

502
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,680
Speaker 1: I did, and it's number ninety nine. I had them

503
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:37,400
Speaker 1: add a number on the back of it so they

504
00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:38,200
Speaker 1: know who I am.

505
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:40,840
Speaker 2: Crazy because we haven't had new merch there in years.

506
00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:44,680
Speaker 1: I mean, dude, Okay, let's set a goal.

507
00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:47,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, we need to have a you know what we're

508
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:52,040
Speaker 2: doing me, your wife, Baser drinks and that's where we

509
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:53,399
Speaker 2: generate our next idea.

510
00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:55,840
Speaker 1: I love it. We'll drap them, you know what. You

511
00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:58,720
Speaker 1: know what they say the best business ideas happened when

512
00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:02,200
Speaker 1: you drama on a napkin on a napkin. There, we

513
00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:03,359
Speaker 1: are gonna go to lunch.

514
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:07,400
Speaker 2: There's Margarita's Salt, and we are gonna draw some new

515
00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:10,320
Speaker 2: merch and put them on the Instagram. But they're all

516
00:23:10,359 --> 00:23:11,080
Speaker 2: on napkins.

517
00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:13,720
Speaker 1: Have everybody vote on what shirt they would.

518
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:14,920
Speaker 2: Like to see.

519
00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:20,000
Speaker 1: I mean, I think that is a perfect plan. Okay, Okay,

520
00:23:20,119 --> 00:23:22,639
Speaker 1: let's mark that in the calendar for when we go

521
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:25,439
Speaker 1: to the Indiana Fever game or when we go to

522
00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:28,360
Speaker 1: the Battery in Atlanta, whichever one, because those are things

523
00:23:28,359 --> 00:23:30,200
Speaker 1: that are never gonna happen. And Bay, you guys live

524
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:32,600
Speaker 1: in the country, so we're never gonna go to damn lunch.

525
00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:34,840
Speaker 1: Because Bay's not going to drive into town for lunch.

526
00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:36,919
Speaker 2: We can leave her out of it and I'll have

527
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:38,760
Speaker 2: her on a FaceTime Okay.

528
00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:43,080
Speaker 1: Anyway, back to Little League, Man, I don't know how

529
00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:46,320
Speaker 1: to handle it. I love being the coach. I love

530
00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:49,520
Speaker 1: t ball. It is so fun. It's funny to watch

531
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:53,040
Speaker 1: the ball get hit and have eleven kids pile on

532
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:54,560
Speaker 1: top of each other. Trying to get the ball.

533
00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:57,200
Speaker 2: Fantastic outfield hits or infield.

534
00:23:57,680 --> 00:23:59,520
Speaker 1: Oh, it may get to the outfield because it rolls

535
00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:02,960
Speaker 1: through everybody legs, but the field isn't maybe one hundred feet,

536
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,000
Speaker 1: I mean it's not big.

537
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:06,960
Speaker 2: All right, So this is just slapstick that there's really

538
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:11,040
Speaker 2: no nobody's getting progressing. Well, they're getting laugh it's for fun.

539
00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:14,119
Speaker 1: It's getting progressive because they're understanding a little bit of

540
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:16,280
Speaker 1: like which way to run. They're understanding you got to

541
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:17,080
Speaker 1: stand on the base.

542
00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:22,640
Speaker 2: Any kids hit it to the outfield, Probably not, because

543
00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:24,800
Speaker 2: I remember the only memory I have a T ball

544
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:26,720
Speaker 2: is one kid could hit it to the outfield and

545
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:29,879
Speaker 2: it sucked because me everybody else could only hit it

546
00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:31,119
Speaker 2: in the infield. So I just want to know if

547
00:24:31,119 --> 00:24:32,359
Speaker 2: there's that kid on your team.

548
00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:35,240
Speaker 1: No, there's not really anybody hitting into the outfield in

549
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:40,280
Speaker 1: the air. That's not happening. There's no Roger Rasler out there. Okay,

550
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:42,560
Speaker 1: like Roger Rasler. He was my brother's age and he

551
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:46,159
Speaker 1: was like six feet tall at eight years old. I

552
00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:47,520
Speaker 1: mean he was massive.

553
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:49,400
Speaker 2: What's he doing now work in construction?

554
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:51,320
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's a great question, but I know

555
00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:53,360
Speaker 1: that one time in high school in the shot put,

556
00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:55,040
Speaker 1: he threw it out of the ring and put a

557
00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:58,680
Speaker 1: he broke. He there's a fieldhouse wall, he put a

558
00:24:58,720 --> 00:24:59,280
Speaker 1: hole in it.

559
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:02,719
Speaker 2: Well, he might be in Paris this summer.

560
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:06,360
Speaker 1: I mean he was. He was a monster. But anyway,

561
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:12,159
Speaker 1: I have a kid on the team, and Ray. We

562
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:16,200
Speaker 1: have practice once a week, and at least four times

563
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:21,520
Speaker 1: every practice he comes up to me. He's like a coach, coach,

564
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:24,080
Speaker 1: I'm the best one on the team.

565
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:27,159
Speaker 2: Right, okay, Caitlyn Clark Angel Reese.

566
00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:30,520
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I mean you're You're good, dude, You're

567
00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:33,960
Speaker 1: doing a great job. No, no, no, but like I'm

568
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:35,840
Speaker 1: better than all these other kids out here, right.

569
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:39,480
Speaker 2: What are you looking in the mirror? Sounds like you.

570
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:42,800
Speaker 1: I'm not at five years old. And I'm like, I

571
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:44,680
Speaker 1: mean you're great, and he goes, yeah, yeah, but I

572
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:49,440
Speaker 1: throw harder than all these kids, right, You're.

573
00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:50,200
Speaker 2: All about honesty.

574
00:25:50,359 --> 00:25:55,159
Speaker 1: I might you you throw the ball sometimes good. He's like,

575
00:25:55,600 --> 00:26:01,760
Speaker 1: but like, like I'm the best one, right, sure man? Yeah, yeah, okay, sure, okay. Cool.

576
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:08,040
Speaker 1: Ten minutes later comes across the field, coach, coach, Yeah,

577
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:10,960
Speaker 1: I don't really need to practice that because I'm better

578
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:15,000
Speaker 1: than those kids, right, No, I mean I think you

579
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,560
Speaker 1: should learn how to put your glove down and get

580
00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:19,920
Speaker 1: a ground ball. He goes, But I'm the best one

581
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:20,720
Speaker 1: at doing that, right.

582
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:23,240
Speaker 2: What's his mom like? She got heels on, works at

583
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:23,720
Speaker 2: a label.

584
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:29,880
Speaker 1: No, And I'm like, man, no, you're you're fine. He goes,

585
00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:34,119
Speaker 1: But like them, they're not very good. Right Well, no,

586
00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:36,000
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say that they're not good. You know that

587
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:38,000
Speaker 1: everybody is good in their own You know, everybody is

588
00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:40,080
Speaker 1: good at this. Some people are good at that. We're

589
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:41,800
Speaker 1: all good out here. We're all trying our best.

590
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:47,480
Speaker 2: When you're done with this little Montague Montague monologue monologue,

591
00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:48,600
Speaker 2: I need to interject.

592
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:49,159
Speaker 1: Go ahead.

593
00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:51,919
Speaker 2: You don't have to respond to everything. I remember a

594
00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:55,600
Speaker 2: majority of my childhood my dad just didn't respond. I

595
00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:59,200
Speaker 2: think there's a way to limit questions by mom's a word.

596
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:05,119
Speaker 1: It's crazy how he comes across the field. I mean,

597
00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:07,800
Speaker 1: he finds me. He'll whatever he's doing, Like if they're

598
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:09,880
Speaker 1: hitting off the tea. There's some kids in the outfield

599
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:12,240
Speaker 1: hitting off the tee and have like four t's set up,

600
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:14,440
Speaker 1: and other ones are working on catching ground balls or

601
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:17,840
Speaker 1: running the bases or whatever. He'll leave whatever station he's

602
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:21,080
Speaker 1: at to come ask me like, hey, I'm doing that

603
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:22,080
Speaker 1: the best, aren't.

604
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:24,320
Speaker 2: I You can't be that accessible. You've got to be

605
00:27:24,359 --> 00:27:25,240
Speaker 2: floating around.

606
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:28,520
Speaker 1: Trust me, I'm moving. But he will, he'll go all

607
00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:31,760
Speaker 1: I mean, he will go across the field. If I'm

608
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:34,760
Speaker 1: hiding behind the bushes, he'll come and find me and

609
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:37,320
Speaker 1: be like, coach, coach, I'm the best one hitting off

610
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:40,840
Speaker 1: the tea, right, I mean, you hit it fine, man,

611
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:43,199
Speaker 1: he goes, But like them, they don't really know how

612
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:44,400
Speaker 1: to hit it. I'm the best one.

613
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:46,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, I talk to the parent. It's gonna be awkward,

614
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:50,040
Speaker 2: and I'm just like, man, dude, I'm the parent, right.

615
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:52,439
Speaker 1: No, No, it's not my kid. It's not one of

616
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:54,160
Speaker 1: my kids. I have two kids on the team and

617
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:56,600
Speaker 1: it's not one of them. And I'm just like, I

618
00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:59,960
Speaker 1: don't know what is going on in that household.

619
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:03,040
Speaker 2: It's a confident, I'll tell you right now. The dad's lawyer.

620
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:07,400
Speaker 2: Dad's a doctor. Mom is an apprentice at a law firm.

621
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:09,520
Speaker 2: I have no idea. Maybe she owns her own something.

622
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:13,680
Speaker 2: She there. They don't they or don't have second best,

623
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:17,920
Speaker 2: second rate secondary. They are the prim primary.

624
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:22,919
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was just it blew me away that. I mean,

625
00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:27,240
Speaker 1: after four practices he is all about he's the best

626
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:30,160
Speaker 1: and asked me a hundred times a practice. Hey, I'm

627
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:31,720
Speaker 1: the best, Right, I'm the best one?

628
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:33,760
Speaker 2: Is he the best?

629
00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:34,560
Speaker 1: No?

630
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:38,360
Speaker 2: Like, here's the thing, So you're honest every time on

631
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:39,440
Speaker 2: the No.

632
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:41,880
Speaker 1: No, here's it goes. Here's the problem.

633
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:43,240
Speaker 2: You gotta be honest to the kids.

634
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:45,640
Speaker 1: No, I do wat tell him? I say, you're fine, Bud,

635
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:49,320
Speaker 1: but you can you can get better because to be

636
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:51,200
Speaker 1: the best, like he's still.

637
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:55,280
Speaker 2: You gotta remember you're in the footsteps of kid. What

638
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:58,640
Speaker 2: would Kid have done? You gotta start relying on that

639
00:28:58,720 --> 00:28:59,000
Speaker 2: I do.

640
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:01,600
Speaker 1: I have to start like, wo would Keith.

641
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:04,880
Speaker 2: Let me go get you some warm apple pie, talk

642
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:06,440
Speaker 2: about how good you are.

643
00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:10,040
Speaker 1: How would Keith handle the situation? He'd probably put his

644
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:13,840
Speaker 1: arm around Like kid, it's beautiful that you love the

645
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:14,880
Speaker 1: game of baseball.

646
00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:20,680
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. Man, What would kid do? That's

647
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:24,120
Speaker 2: a shirt? Wwkd oh, I love it?

648
00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:29,880
Speaker 1: Oh kid, Kid, that's beautiful. I love Kid. I love

649
00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:31,280
Speaker 1: your passion for the game.

650
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:35,200
Speaker 2: Right, So he's not answering your question, Kid, it's beautiful.

651
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:37,480
Speaker 1: It's just like a politician. You ask him a question

652
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:40,600
Speaker 1: and They just talk for five minutes about nothing and

653
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:42,000
Speaker 1: you never get your question answer.

654
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:43,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, kids are weird. I mean I was hanging out

655
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:45,920
Speaker 2: with my nephew at the graduation party. I thought the

656
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:48,000
Speaker 2: kid was talkingive and now he's quiet. I couldn't get

657
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:51,320
Speaker 2: him to say two words. I was like poo. I

658
00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:53,280
Speaker 2: mean now I got to basically like jack the kid

659
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:55,080
Speaker 2: in the face to get him to show some emotion.

660
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:58,160
Speaker 2: I mean, he just hands in pocket. We look forward

661
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:02,560
Speaker 2: and that's it. Hello, yo, nephew, where's the kid who

662
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:07,120
Speaker 2: was on roller coasters at Dollywood two months ago? It's dude,

663
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:09,440
Speaker 2: it's a It's a path, is what it is. It's

664
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:10,240
Speaker 2: a winding road.

665
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:10,960
Speaker 1: How old is he?

666
00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:17,920
Speaker 2: Nine? Boomers? Sixteen? Little baby is like four. He's the

667
00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:20,719
Speaker 2: niece is fourteen. He's probably ten or eleven. He might

668
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:22,840
Speaker 2: be eleven, but he's like quiet. Now. It doesn't he

669
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:23,440
Speaker 2: like talking to me?

670
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:24,560
Speaker 1: Dude? It's weird age.

671
00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:28,320
Speaker 2: What about the Terrible two? Is the weird elevensy?

672
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:30,520
Speaker 1: Hey? The five year olds, I'm telling you, man, they

673
00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:32,800
Speaker 1: have this high ego of themselves. Well this one does,

674
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:34,840
Speaker 1: so I just didn't. I mean, it's just been a

675
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:38,040
Speaker 1: very it's a little bit draining having to answer that

676
00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:40,160
Speaker 1: over and over and over and over again.

677
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:41,800
Speaker 2: You need your wife to help.

678
00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:43,560
Speaker 1: What is she gonna tell the kid?

679
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:46,600
Speaker 2: But I'm saying, dude, you can't shoulder all of the team.

680
00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:50,320
Speaker 2: You're like interpersonal coach too. You're just teaching him the game.

681
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:53,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, because this one that says, oh, I'm the best, right,

682
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:57,400
Speaker 1: I'm like, man, sometimes he'll hit it and he'll still

683
00:30:57,440 --> 00:31:00,560
Speaker 1: start running to third, and I'm like, if you're the best,

684
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:02,280
Speaker 1: you should run the first. Man, run the first.

685
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:04,320
Speaker 2: Here's the thing. Mental health wasn't a thing when we

686
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:08,520
Speaker 2: were kids. So you're trying to massage your feel you know,

687
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:13,960
Speaker 2: with your conversation. Dude, gives up, Go hit the ball. Dude,

688
00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:15,880
Speaker 2: you're just trying to get him to play the game

689
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:18,400
Speaker 2: we all know and love. That's gonna be extinct in

690
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:22,600
Speaker 2: ten years. It's not gonna be Hey, this game. If

691
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:25,120
Speaker 2: it doesn't get more popular, it's get me gone.

692
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:28,240
Speaker 1: No, listen, kid, this pitchclock thing, it's gonna save baseball. Man,

693
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:33,000
Speaker 1: Like you don't even understand. You guys are coming around

694
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:36,680
Speaker 1: and the golden age of baseball where the pitchclock is

695
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:39,920
Speaker 1: everything because you can actually watch a game and you

696
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:42,320
Speaker 1: don't have to worry about it going ten hours like

697
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:44,960
Speaker 1: that is a beauty that we have right now in

698
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,320
Speaker 1: this game. So we don't have it right now in seball,

699
00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:49,400
Speaker 1: but when we get up to kid pitch, we're definitely

700
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:51,600
Speaker 1: putting that in and you're gonna love baseball even more.

701
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:55,440
Speaker 1: So there, that is what's going on with the Expos,

702
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:57,560
Speaker 1: And we're gonna take a break and we'll be right back.

703
00:31:57,560 --> 00:32:02,200
Speaker 1: I got to read some emails, all right, let's go

704
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:06,800
Speaker 1: to the email. We got one, got that thank you oo. Hello,

705
00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:14,239
Speaker 1: this is from Pine de Gatto Ka passo beachees uh,

706
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:17,200
Speaker 1: mister kat here. First of all, yes, I have a

707
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:20,760
Speaker 1: damn job. I'm part on over bar here outside of

708
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:24,320
Speaker 1: Austin and Kyle. I basically got high on my own

709
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:28,200
Speaker 1: supply and sent my ass to rehab booze not crack.

710
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:33,200
Speaker 1: And two, as an ex pro athlete myself, I one

711
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:36,520
Speaker 1: dred percent agree with Ray Sizzle on the scoring one

712
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:40,480
Speaker 1: basket on Lebron. Ray was an athlete in his youth

713
00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:43,280
Speaker 1: and even though he's like four foot eleven, he will

714
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:46,640
Speaker 1: absolutely be able to throw some trash shot up and

715
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:49,080
Speaker 1: make it. And yes, he'd be able to dribble a

716
00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:53,480
Speaker 1: few bounces here and there. Lebron is amazing, athletic and tall,

717
00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:58,000
Speaker 1: but with that many chances, farmer Ray has that shit

718
00:32:58,560 --> 00:32:59,000
Speaker 1: beleep that.

719
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:02,120
Speaker 2: Yep yep dead air.

720
00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:08,560
Speaker 1: Last, but not least, I started a peloton, a peloton

721
00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:14,600
Speaker 1: for the losers to sign What the heck is that pelton?

722
00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:16,200
Speaker 2: Hey, there ain't no way a loser.

723
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:19,680
Speaker 1: If we get seventeen signatures of the total thirty two

724
00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:22,760
Speaker 1: sore losers fans, Ray is never allowed to read a

725
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:28,600
Speaker 1: text conversation from his phone again. After yeah, Ray, you

726
00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:31,560
Speaker 1: are the man, a tiny man, but still a man.

727
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:35,400
Speaker 1: Don't let the haters get to you. They are just jelly.

728
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:38,600
Speaker 1: They have a boring ass desk job and the secretary

729
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:41,360
Speaker 1: won't sleep with them. Sorry for the long email, but

730
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:45,600
Speaker 1: since I'm not drinking anymore, my life is boring. So

731
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:47,080
Speaker 1: this is all I have in life.

732
00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:51,080
Speaker 2: The cat dick Okay, well, great, he gave up drinking,

733
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:53,920
Speaker 2: but I think he picked up methanphetamines because that was

734
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:56,280
Speaker 2: all over the place. I got a message. We can

735
00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:58,240
Speaker 2: just say it's an email, but it's from our Facebook.

736
00:33:58,360 --> 00:33:59,000
Speaker 1: I'd love to hear it.

737
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:02,880
Speaker 2: This is a deeper, deeper way to think about things.

738
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:04,360
Speaker 2: So this is the next level. A lot of our

739
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:07,080
Speaker 2: truckers aren't even gonna understand this because it's one step

740
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:10,400
Speaker 2: tug boters as well, not a lot of deep thinkers,

741
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:14,560
Speaker 2: but it's on our face. But Christopher Toefer, almost this

742
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:17,880
Speaker 2: is about us in that internship that somebody thought they

743
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:20,680
Speaker 2: were applying for, and there was people execs and upper managine,

744
00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:24,960
Speaker 2: we're wondering are we hiring people? Chris says it sounds

745
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:28,400
Speaker 2: like whoever applied has an end with the higher ups

746
00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:32,400
Speaker 2: and their connection worked because they have the exect contacting

747
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:34,799
Speaker 2: you guys. So I would tell them that you guys

748
00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:37,920
Speaker 2: were interested in an intern higher but don't know how

749
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:41,279
Speaker 2: to go exactly about it. And then since you have

750
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:44,000
Speaker 2: their attention already and they're emailing you and see how

751
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:48,040
Speaker 2: they can now help us, and maybe they'll hook you

752
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:50,560
Speaker 2: guys up and won't have to pay anything out of

753
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:53,759
Speaker 2: your pockets, and we officially have an arnold. So we

754
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:58,680
Speaker 2: reverse osmosis the emails about the inquiry about the internship

755
00:34:58,719 --> 00:35:01,840
Speaker 2: and say, well, yeah, we're interested in doing this.

756
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:04,319
Speaker 1: So we go back to the exec and be like, wow,

757
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:06,680
Speaker 1: you guys are looking to hire someone for us. That

758
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:10,839
Speaker 1: is amazing. How much are you guys going to pay

759
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:11,799
Speaker 1: this person.

760
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:14,680
Speaker 2: Because we have the exec's attention, and we just said, oh,

761
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:18,520
Speaker 2: wrong house, we're not here. We set the guy on

762
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:19,040
Speaker 2: his way.

763
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:21,840
Speaker 1: Dude. That is like the scene in Dumb and Dumber

764
00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:25,200
Speaker 1: when they get the hotty bus and they're like, Hi,

765
00:35:25,719 --> 00:35:28,000
Speaker 1: we're such idiots and they run down the bus and

766
00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:29,719
Speaker 1: they're like, oh my god, they're getting on the bus.

767
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:34,400
Speaker 1: They're getting on the bus and they say, nope, it

768
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:38,719
Speaker 1: is that way. Oh my gosh. We did that with

769
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:42,480
Speaker 1: the exect. We are Larry, Harry and Lloyd. We are

770
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:47,759
Speaker 1: Harry and Lloyd. Because the exec is right there for

771
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:50,080
Speaker 1: the taking, we have a chance to reach out to

772
00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:52,480
Speaker 1: him and say, hey, can you help us with this?

773
00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:56,680
Speaker 1: This and this? And instead we slam the door shut.

774
00:35:57,840 --> 00:35:59,840
Speaker 2: What an analogy you can't believe.

775
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:04,759
Speaker 1: Exployd First Mary dumps us, then the cops take our

776
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:08,319
Speaker 1: nest egg, and then our hog breaks down. Yeah, why

777
00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:12,360
Speaker 1: are we ever gonna catch a break? Plus the hotties.

778
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:28,719
Speaker 1: Spoiler alert, Hi, hey Eliopah, Hi guys. We're going on

779
00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:31,719
Speaker 1: a national bikini tour and we're looking for two oil

780
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:34,000
Speaker 1: boys who can grease us up before each competition.

781
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:35,320
Speaker 2: This is us getting the email.

782
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:44,200
Speaker 1: You are in luck. There's a town about three miles

783
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:44,640
Speaker 1: that way.

784
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:54,200
Speaker 2: I'm sure you'll find a couple of guys there. Okay, yeah,

785
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:55,879
Speaker 2: we don't know what you're talking about. The email guys,

786
00:36:57,640 --> 00:36:59,640
Speaker 2: Ye see it. Yeah, we're not looking for an intern.

787
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:03,640
Speaker 1: Get out of here. Do you realize what you've done?

788
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:08,400
Speaker 2: Why? Why this is me bringing up the email to you?

789
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:14,879
Speaker 2: Now we're running after the email Jane trying to talk

790
00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:15,920
Speaker 2: to We got it.

791
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:20,919
Speaker 1: We caught him. You'll have to excuse my friend. He's

792
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:25,520
Speaker 1: a little slow. The town is back that way.

793
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:28,799
Speaker 2: God, that's ud.

794
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:34,520
Speaker 1: Can I just tell you. I still don't understand. One

795
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:39,040
Speaker 1: of my college roommates, Clay, he hated Dumb and Number.

796
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:42,439
Speaker 1: He did not think it was funny at all.

797
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:44,840
Speaker 2: It was one of the best movies of our childhood.

798
00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:47,440
Speaker 2: I agree, and he was like, it is just so

799
00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:50,560
Speaker 2: stupid because there's crime. Also, am I not right on that?

800
00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:52,320
Speaker 2: There's the touch of it?

801
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:52,799
Speaker 1: Yeah?

802
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:56,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that it caters to now the crime generation.

803
00:37:57,160 --> 00:38:01,880
Speaker 2: Last podcast I tagged every crime podcast crime Officionado crime

804
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:04,800
Speaker 2: hashtag there was because we talked about Natalie Holloway.

805
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:08,160
Speaker 1: I don't understand how you don't find Dumb and Dumber

806
00:38:08,239 --> 00:38:13,239
Speaker 1: funny that worries me. It worried me about Clay. I mean,

807
00:38:13,719 --> 00:38:17,200
Speaker 1: he's a great dude, but just off his rocker. Now

808
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:19,680
Speaker 1: we're gonna read another email.

809
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:22,200
Speaker 2: Ray, I'm out here without a segue.

810
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:26,200
Speaker 1: Nope, I was doing emails then we went to that.

811
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:30,320
Speaker 1: I love listening to this podcast. I only recently started

812
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:32,960
Speaker 1: listening because I didn't have a lot of interest in sports.

813
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:35,880
Speaker 2: Who said didn't have a lot going for me?

814
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:39,839
Speaker 1: But it's so much more. I love lunchbox and raised

815
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:43,719
Speaker 1: stories about their kids, wives, etc. And I'm learning a

816
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:44,720
Speaker 1: bit about sports.

817
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:45,600
Speaker 2: I don't have kids.

818
00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:49,279
Speaker 1: Well, she's just saying stories. You guys definitely should have

819
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:52,960
Speaker 1: more segments on what you call the Big Show. I

820
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:55,320
Speaker 1: love all those guys, but some of your stories on

821
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:59,920
Speaker 1: here are better. Keep it up, guys. Alyssa chorus, chorus,

822
00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:02,320
Speaker 1: Thank you, Alyssa.

823
00:39:03,239 --> 00:39:05,319
Speaker 2: Yeah that was good. That's a good segment, dude. How

824
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:06,879
Speaker 2: many emails do we get? Real talk?

825
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:09,000
Speaker 1: We get a lot, and I should read them more

826
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:13,000
Speaker 1: because I don't. I get behind and I just I

827
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:13,520
Speaker 1: miss them.

828
00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:16,080
Speaker 2: And all our information is at sored loosers dot com.

829
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:18,480
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, you can go to our website and our emails.

830
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:20,520
Speaker 1: We are the sore losers at gmail dot com.

831
00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:22,680
Speaker 2: Because you know, we really should talk about that more

832
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:25,279
Speaker 2: paid some money for that site.

833
00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:27,960
Speaker 1: Yeah we did. You realized I had to buy it

834
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:28,439
Speaker 1: from someone.

835
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:32,200
Speaker 2: Couldn't we have negotiated that down on it? I tried,

836
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:34,960
Speaker 2: Oh you did, I trust you? Did you do it

837
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:37,760
Speaker 2: like the lady in the country the country people negotiations?

838
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:40,279
Speaker 1: Yes, I did. And it didn't go very well.

839
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:43,600
Speaker 2: Ray, things went south. We lost.

840
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:47,239
Speaker 1: Well, let's just say it might have been in the case, right,

841
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:48,480
Speaker 1: but did you talk them down?

842
00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:50,160
Speaker 2: Please just say you did?

843
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:51,960
Speaker 1: Yeah? Originally it was five.

844
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:54,080
Speaker 2: K Okay, then that's impressive what you did.

845
00:39:54,239 --> 00:39:56,719
Speaker 1: Yeah. So yeah, but we're gonna take a break. And

846
00:39:56,920 --> 00:39:58,560
Speaker 1: I mean the NBA Finals. I mean, you guys may

847
00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:01,080
Speaker 1: have forgot the NBA started or was still around, but

848
00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:04,320
Speaker 1: it started last night. We'll talk Game one the NBA Finals.

849
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:08,279
Speaker 1: Yeah all right. I mean I thought basketball was dead.

850
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:10,600
Speaker 1: I thought it was already NBA Draft time, But no,

851
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:13,120
Speaker 1: we still got the finals. I mean, we were spending

852
00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:14,640
Speaker 1: more time on the WNBA the NBA.

853
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:21,120
Speaker 2: We'll go Boston Shamrocks, Go Boston Shamrocks, Go Dallas Cowboys.

854
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:22,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we'll be right back.

855
00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:25,279
Speaker 2: As much as I'd love to stay all day.

856
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:28,279
Speaker 1: I listen. I know, I know it's cma Fest. You

857
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:31,759
Speaker 1: gotta go, you gotta go. Families here. But if we

858
00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:34,640
Speaker 1: don't talk about the game, I mean, there's really not

859
00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:36,320
Speaker 1: much talk about Holy crap.

860
00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:39,160
Speaker 2: You're right though, people come to us man for game time. No, no, no,

861
00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:42,480
Speaker 2: let me tell you the series is over from one game.

862
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:47,280
Speaker 1: One game. The Celtics are the NBA champions. The Mavericks

863
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:47,959
Speaker 1: have no shot.

864
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:49,600
Speaker 2: They'll they'll squeak out one.

865
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:52,560
Speaker 1: They may squeak out a game, they may squeak out

866
00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:53,080
Speaker 1: two games.

867
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:55,640
Speaker 2: Oh, they squeak out too. Then I'm spat on with

868
00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:56,799
Speaker 2: my prediction.

869
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:02,880
Speaker 1: I am just saying that at what I saw, I

870
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:04,920
Speaker 1: only watched the first half and I turned it off.

871
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:06,960
Speaker 1: I was like, this is terrible. Because I had cmafest

872
00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:10,440
Speaker 1: and so I recorded the game. Had no idea what

873
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:13,080
Speaker 1: went on because obviously no one at cmafest gives a

874
00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:18,000
Speaker 1: crap about basketball, because there wasn't any chatter backstage about

875
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:20,840
Speaker 1: who's winning the game? Is the game on? There was

876
00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:23,759
Speaker 1: not one person that said, hey, man, have you heard anything?

877
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:25,480
Speaker 1: Have you looked at who's winning? Do you know if

878
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:27,680
Speaker 1: the Celtics are winning? Do you know if the Mavericks winning,

879
00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:31,000
Speaker 1: not one person this is going to be a mind

880
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:33,840
Speaker 1: for you. The game was on ABC.

881
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:37,160
Speaker 2: Cmafest is a product that they end up putting together

882
00:41:37,239 --> 00:41:40,360
Speaker 2: and putting on ABC. Maybe that's why they didn't have

883
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:44,560
Speaker 2: side monitors. They wanted everything focused on this ABC product

884
00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:48,000
Speaker 2: instead of a current ABC product. You were working in

885
00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:49,200
Speaker 2: the future last night.

886
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:51,480
Speaker 1: Yes, I was working in the future for June twenty

887
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:57,640
Speaker 1: fifth on ABC Shameless Play co hosted by Jelly Roll

888
00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:01,160
Speaker 1: and Ashley McBride. But no, not. I'm talking just like

889
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:05,839
Speaker 1: people in the green room, people work in the catering room.

890
00:42:06,239 --> 00:42:08,719
Speaker 1: Not one person was sitting there going, man, you might

891
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:11,759
Speaker 1: seeing the score, I'm oh wow, Celtics were up big.

892
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:13,680
Speaker 1: Not one person said a word.

893
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:17,160
Speaker 2: Hate that you want it? More like our boss exec.

894
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:20,359
Speaker 2: He's obsessed with Kentucky. Man, he'll throw through doors. Hey man,

895
00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:22,680
Speaker 2: you see that Kentucky score. No, dude, they're playing like

896
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:24,840
Speaker 2: Middle Tennessee State. I don't know what the score.

897
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:28,040
Speaker 1: Yes, that's what I would rather have. But not, I

898
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:32,279
Speaker 1: mean nobody. I am telling you nobody even had it

899
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:35,640
Speaker 1: out there that hey man, the game's on. Not one

900
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:38,080
Speaker 1: person that is their TV. No one gave a crap.

901
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:40,200
Speaker 2: I don't like that. And also people I think are

902
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:41,839
Speaker 2: a little behind and they don't know that that game

903
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:45,040
Speaker 2: started because Boomer hits me day after the game today

904
00:42:45,239 --> 00:42:48,280
Speaker 2: and he goes, who's gonna win the series? Okay, Boomer,

905
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:51,200
Speaker 2: that's the question, sixteen year old nephew you asked before

906
00:42:51,239 --> 00:42:54,400
Speaker 2: the series, because now everybody says Celtics. Who said it

907
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:56,320
Speaker 2: before the series? I said, Boomer, don't talk to me.

908
00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:58,960
Speaker 2: I hung up on him. I who you think is

909
00:42:59,000 --> 00:42:59,440
Speaker 2: gonna win?

910
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:02,120
Speaker 1: Gonna say the Celtics are too big for the Mavericks,

911
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:05,560
Speaker 1: the Unicorn. Why didn't we bet him to win MVP?

912
00:43:05,719 --> 00:43:07,879
Speaker 1: And I know what you're gonna say, that's his one

913
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:12,399
Speaker 1: good game. But defensively, he was so tall. Every time

914
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:14,440
Speaker 1: they would drive in the lane in the first half,

915
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:16,239
Speaker 1: they would have to lean back trying to get their

916
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:18,400
Speaker 1: shot over Porzingis, or he'd just swat it.

917
00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:21,239
Speaker 2: And it all makes sense. He's a Unicorn. Pride Month

918
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:24,680
Speaker 2: isn't their thing? Unicorn it all? Why wouldn't he get MVP?

919
00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:25,879
Speaker 2: That's a great point, yep.

920
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,359
Speaker 1: And uh, I mean he looks health I mean there's

921
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:30,600
Speaker 1: no way he has not been healthy for like two weeks.

922
00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:33,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, This is if moms, you're listening to your soccer

923
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:35,080
Speaker 2: bands right now. So there's a thing that goes on

924
00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:38,279
Speaker 2: in sports. It's called lying. They said, oh, he's he's

925
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:40,640
Speaker 2: rehabbing his leg. He's not all the way back. That's

926
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:43,560
Speaker 2: lying in sports. That dude came back full throttle.

927
00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:47,200
Speaker 1: He didn't even like and a lot of the time

928
00:43:47,239 --> 00:43:49,560
Speaker 1: he didn't even need to jump because people are so short,

929
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:51,560
Speaker 1: and he would just turn around and just kinda eh

930
00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:55,000
Speaker 1: right over. I don't care that he could have played

931
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,400
Speaker 1: against the pacers, but they said, all the pacers, you

932
00:43:57,480 --> 00:43:59,879
Speaker 1: guys have no shot, and so we're just gonna rest

933
00:43:59,920 --> 00:44:02,080
Speaker 1: in for another seven, eight to ten days. And he

934
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:03,320
Speaker 1: looks one hundred percent to me.

935
00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:05,239
Speaker 2: Riddle me this, though, Why do you only does he

936
00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:06,800
Speaker 2: only always play twenty minutes?

937
00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:10,239
Speaker 1: No, I don't think his cardio is there there, But

938
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:12,560
Speaker 1: let me tell because game action, your cardio is a

939
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:16,400
Speaker 1: little different than practice action. He looked perfectly fine today.

940
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:20,160
Speaker 2: He's your MVP, except for if you look at numbers wise,

941
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:22,480
Speaker 2: I would hope Tatum and Jaylen Brown put up better numbers.

942
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:26,120
Speaker 2: If you do points, rebounds, assists. Jalen Brown was next

943
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:29,920
Speaker 2: in at is. The leader was actually Jason Tatum he

944
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,560
Speaker 2: had most points, rebounds, assists. Then it went Jalen Brown

945
00:44:32,719 --> 00:44:35,840
Speaker 2: really upper twenties. Yeah, Tatum was at thirty two. This

946
00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:39,480
Speaker 2: is little metrics, sorry to be boring. Did Jason Jalen

947
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:43,080
Speaker 2: Brown in the upper twenties and Porzingis never gets any assists?

948
00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:45,640
Speaker 2: He got like four rebounds, twenty points or something, so

949
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:48,080
Speaker 2: he's in middle twenties. Ah, so if they go by that.

950
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:51,200
Speaker 2: But vibe of the game that dude deserves MVP. I

951
00:44:51,239 --> 00:44:54,040
Speaker 2: mean the child's going nuts, he's doing heat checks.

952
00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:56,719
Speaker 1: He's just he's throwing it up from thirty feet drain. Oh,

953
00:44:56,880 --> 00:45:00,279
Speaker 1: I'm it looked awesome. I was like, all right, this

954
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:03,160
Speaker 1: great job. You're back. Look at you. You're the winner.

955
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:05,440
Speaker 2: It would you say a little bit of the difference

956
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:06,560
Speaker 2: was the three point line.

957
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:09,680
Speaker 1: A lot of the difference was three point lane.

958
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:12,120
Speaker 2: We predicted it on this they we predicted it on

959
00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:14,400
Speaker 2: this damn show. I said, they shoot double the threes,

960
00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:16,960
Speaker 2: they make double the threes, and it was they were

961
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,720
Speaker 2: in the twenties and I think MAV's only made seven.

962
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:22,000
Speaker 1: So I mean not only did, I mean they made

963
00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:23,719
Speaker 1: like seven in the second quarter. I mean they were

964
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:27,319
Speaker 1: dreat I saw that the Mavericks in the whole game,

965
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:30,600
Speaker 1: like leading up to havelftime, had thirty three points and

966
00:45:30,719 --> 00:45:33,080
Speaker 1: the Celtics had thirty seven points in the second quarter.

967
00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:36,320
Speaker 2: If you missed the game, it was this MAVs started

968
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:38,719
Speaker 2: hot and you started to think uh oh oh oh

969
00:45:39,239 --> 00:45:43,160
Speaker 2: oh oh sh sho. That's how it started. And then

970
00:45:43,239 --> 00:45:46,040
Speaker 2: after that it was an avalanche. If you've been caught

971
00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:49,400
Speaker 2: in one before, I'm sorry for the reference. That's it

972
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:50,120
Speaker 2: was a tornado.

973
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:51,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, I swould have got I think the Celtics just

974
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:52,640
Speaker 1: score hit another three.

975
00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:55,480
Speaker 2: It was a hurry, it was something. It was some

976
00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:58,640
Speaker 2: cataclysmic event that happened in the second that the whole

977
00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:03,360
Speaker 2: it was really stampede. People have probably been trampled. So

978
00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:06,640
Speaker 2: what I'm saying is series is over and that we

979
00:46:06,719 --> 00:46:09,000
Speaker 2: can finally put to bed the NBA playoffs. It was

980
00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:11,480
Speaker 2: the favorite that won. It was a Celtics. There was

981
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:13,799
Speaker 2: not a lot of money there, so if somebody did

982
00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:16,480
Speaker 2: call it and he didn't win, a lot, but yeah.

983
00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:21,160
Speaker 1: It's over. It was very impressive. I realized the depth

984
00:46:21,239 --> 00:46:23,600
Speaker 1: of the Celtics, the height of the Celtics. They were

985
00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:26,000
Speaker 1: just they're just so much better, so much better.

986
00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:27,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, And if you really start to look at the

987
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:30,560
Speaker 2: lineup PJ. Washington, you're relying on guys like that to

988
00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:31,600
Speaker 2: make shots and they don't.

989
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:34,480
Speaker 1: You ever, weren't relying on some guy named Jalen Hardy.

990
00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:36,359
Speaker 2: Is there a guy named Clinic or something?

991
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:39,600
Speaker 1: Kleeber? Max Kleeber?

992
00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:43,360
Speaker 2: Who's he? I was hooking at the stat line. I

993
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:45,520
Speaker 2: guess if you're gonna bet MAVs, man, there's about four

994
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:47,680
Speaker 2: guys you're rooting for for points that don't don't even

995
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:51,839
Speaker 2: know their names. Dereck Jones, he is Derek Jones from

996
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:53,120
Speaker 2: Old We knew.

997
00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:55,960
Speaker 1: The Celtics were deeper, but I just didn't realize how

998
00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:58,279
Speaker 1: dominant they were gonna be. I didn't realize their height

999
00:46:58,360 --> 00:46:59,840
Speaker 1: that was gonna be that much of a problem for

1000
00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:02,919
Speaker 1: It was just it was a blood bath. So there's

1001
00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:06,279
Speaker 1: nothing really talk about. Congratulations to the Boston Celtics. You're

1002
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:08,000
Speaker 1: twenty twenty four NBA champions.

1003
00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:10,719
Speaker 2: If you looked at the fans reaction, it was hey,

1004
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:13,680
Speaker 2: don Julio, hey man, I think we win the championship.

1005
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:16,359
Speaker 2: They were already in their faces thinking back to their

1006
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:19,400
Speaker 2: grandfather's pass who never got those championships. Maybe they did

1007
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:23,080
Speaker 2: I don't know how uh generational works every forty years,

1008
00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:25,760
Speaker 2: but the faces of these guys, they had gold chains,

1009
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:29,000
Speaker 2: they had Rolex washes. Hey, Mikey, I think we're gonna

1010
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:31,520
Speaker 2: be okay this month. He man, Hey, ain't throw that

1011
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:34,520
Speaker 2: body in the river. Yet they won, They won the championship.

1012
00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:38,120
Speaker 2: It was that look, it was mob mentality. We did

1013
00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:40,439
Speaker 2: it for old Johnny at the old or Doc. Yeah,

1014
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:41,560
Speaker 2: finally won him a ship.

1015
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:45,840
Speaker 1: This one's for Whitey Man. Why Whitey the one that

1016
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:49,120
Speaker 1: used to run down there in southeas Man? We got

1017
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:52,320
Speaker 1: we got the damn title. Man, it's going to Boston.

1018
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:54,160
Speaker 1: We're gonna pocket at the Garden.

1019
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:56,600
Speaker 2: We got this clip. Why don't we hitting your clips?

1020
00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:59,799
Speaker 1: Okay? Now I wanted this is the most awkward clip ever.

1021
00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:04,400
Speaker 1: It's like a pro am. You see it, Yeah, and

1022
00:48:05,239 --> 00:48:07,200
Speaker 1: I it's some kind of golf tournament pro am. This

1023
00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:10,680
Speaker 1: is on the Golf channel. And then they say, hey,

1024
00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:14,000
Speaker 1: we're going down to whoever this lady is with Vince

1025
00:48:14,080 --> 00:48:18,839
Speaker 1: Young And this dude ain't Vince Young. He's just an okay, Yeah,

1026
00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:20,719
Speaker 1: Vin's Young playing this week.

1027
00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:22,360
Speaker 2: He is down with bourn Is.

1028
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:25,560
Speaker 3: Six seasons in the NFL, arguably one of the best

1029
00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:28,320
Speaker 3: n Double A quarterbacks of all time in Texas.

1030
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:30,359
Speaker 1: He took golf about four years ago.

1031
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:32,800
Speaker 3: What's the biggest shift you make going from the ultimate

1032
00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:35,280
Speaker 3: team sport to now the ultimate individual sport.

1033
00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:40,200
Speaker 1: No, I apologize, you have it runs.

1034
00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:46,120
Speaker 2: I'm ever saying city so which I'm a football coach.

1035
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:53,040
Speaker 3: But uh, the thing is the great thing about golf

1036
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:53,640
Speaker 3: is I'm not.

1037
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:56,279
Speaker 2: Only competing against myself, but I'm competing against everybody else.

1038
00:48:58,880 --> 00:48:59,399
Speaker 2: City group.

1039
00:49:00,239 --> 00:49:03,640
Speaker 1: Watch watch, watch what she does. He says, I'm not

1040
00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:06,040
Speaker 1: Vince Young, and she just keeps the microphone there like

1041
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:10,240
Speaker 1: you're messing with me, and it is so freaking awkward.

1042
00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:18,520
Speaker 1: He's like, no, that's not me. And then it so

1043
00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:20,160
Speaker 1: he's like, oh, guys, that bird talk some more.

1044
00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:22,920
Speaker 2: Bless her heart. That's on the producers. You've got to

1045
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:25,480
Speaker 2: help your reporters out. They're reading notes yor doing this.

1046
00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:27,320
Speaker 2: She didn't even look up, you know, she's straight in

1047
00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:31,759
Speaker 2: the note cards. Next thing you know, it's not Vince Young's.

1048
00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:32,800
Speaker 1: Just see a black guy comming off the course.

1049
00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:36,839
Speaker 2: You think it's Oh, no, it's Johnny. I'm general manager

1050
00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:38,960
Speaker 2: over at Culvers. They let me play in these pro ams.

1051
00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:41,840
Speaker 2: Oh my game. It's usually just me against this, not

1052
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:44,200
Speaker 2: me against the NCAA. What was that statu you said,

1053
00:49:44,239 --> 00:49:46,640
Speaker 2: best quarterback in four years in college football? I didn't

1054
00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:50,120
Speaker 2: in college. I was studying finance, So yeah, I don't.

1055
00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:50,440
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1056
00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:56,040
Speaker 1: Hey, man, I uh I play it again. Please just listen.

1057
00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:57,640
Speaker 1: It's Young playing this week.

1058
00:49:57,760 --> 00:50:01,880
Speaker 3: He's down with Bourns sixties in the NFL, arguably one

1059
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:04,719
Speaker 3: of the best n double A quarterbacks of all time.

1060
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:07,279
Speaker 1: In Texas. He took golf about four years ago.

1061
00:50:07,719 --> 00:50:09,720
Speaker 3: What's the biggest shift to make going from the ultimate

1062
00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:12,200
Speaker 3: team sport to now the ultimate individual sport?

1063
00:50:13,120 --> 00:50:22,680
Speaker 2: No, collegize, I'm my Edward over at City Group. General, Man,

1064
00:50:24,560 --> 00:50:26,200
Speaker 2: you got the wrong guy, Yeah, I did.

1065
00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:26,560
Speaker 3: You know.

1066
00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:28,160
Speaker 2: The thing is, though, I did eat it at Vince

1067
00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:29,239
Speaker 2: Young Steakhouse the other night.

1068
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:36,040
Speaker 1: I mean, oh my gosh, it's so funny, so freaking

1069
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:36,839
Speaker 1: what clip?

1070
00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:38,480
Speaker 2: And how the hell did we find that? What were

1071
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:39,120
Speaker 2: you guys watching?

1072
00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:41,080
Speaker 1: It's that was on the golf channel? Dude?

1073
00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:42,240
Speaker 2: Was that memorial tournament?

1074
00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:44,200
Speaker 1: Like that's a legit clip?

1075
00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:46,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I know it is, But who was watching

1076
00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:48,280
Speaker 2: golf channel and it's not another.

1077
00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:50,400
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know. I saw it on Twitter is

1078
00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:53,239
Speaker 1: where I saw it, and so yeah, all right, well

1079
00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:55,319
Speaker 1: have a good weekend. Guy cma fest Ray he's got

1080
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:56,759
Speaker 1: a run, he's got the family in town.

1081
00:50:57,360 --> 00:50:59,719
Speaker 2: Lunchbox announced last night at the stage.

1082
00:50:59,560 --> 00:51:02,120
Speaker 1: I gotta take nap. I am so damn tired. I

1083
00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:06,080
Speaker 1: got home. I got home at like eleven fifteen, and

1084
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:08,200
Speaker 1: then I watched the first half of the freaking game

1085
00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:09,840
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh my god, it's a blowout.

1086
00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:10,440
Speaker 1: I'm going to bed.

1087
00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:13,359
Speaker 2: And the complete difference is the stage hosts are afternoon people,

1088
00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:16,719
Speaker 2: night people and morning show people. Morning show people have

1089
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:19,120
Speaker 2: it brutally bad because then you have to get up

1090
00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:22,719
Speaker 2: the midday people sleep until eleven. Oh hey what Oh yeah,

1091
00:51:22,719 --> 00:51:24,640
Speaker 2: I got to go record a couple of breaks. Completely

1092
00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:27,920
Speaker 2: different lifestyles, totally different lifestyles. But nobody gets that.

1093
00:51:28,239 --> 00:51:30,200
Speaker 1: They don't understand because they're like, oh, you want to

1094
00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:32,839
Speaker 1: be the one. Because they wanted to to introduce Leonard

1095
00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:34,640
Speaker 1: of Skinner, which was the last band going on at

1096
00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:35,680
Speaker 1: eleven forty.

1097
00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:38,680
Speaker 2: Nope, And I was like, no, who introduced him? Nobody?

1098
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:42,600
Speaker 1: No, that to noon people. Oh makes sense, man, that switch.

1099
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:44,840
Speaker 2: Hey Leonard man, you got nobody to entry. You just

1100
00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:45,919
Speaker 2: run out, Hey, Leonard.

1101
00:51:45,960 --> 00:51:47,320
Speaker 1: Just go ahead, you introduce yourself.

1102
00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:49,920
Speaker 2: Man, is your first name Leonard or last name Skinnard?

1103
00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:54,720
Speaker 1: All right, everybody, have a good weekend. We'll see on Monday.

1104
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:58,520
Speaker 1: Congrats to the Boston Celtics. You're twenty twenty four NBA champions.

1105
00:52:00,280 --> 00:52:02,600
Speaker 2: Yo. Donnie over at port Side's gonna be happy. They

1106
00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:04,480
Speaker 2: ain't won a ship since his dad passed.

1107
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:07,839
Speaker 1: So is Boomer in town? No, just muff, just muff.

1108
00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:09,600
Speaker 1: Are you going to the Bachelor rep Party?

1109
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:13,200
Speaker 2: No, not invited. I helped with it though, I set

1110
00:52:13,239 --> 00:52:13,480
Speaker 2: it up.

1111
00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:14,799
Speaker 1: Oh so are you going to see her?

1112
00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:16,880
Speaker 2: Yeah? I know the city, so I said, hey, let

1113
00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:19,480
Speaker 2: me give you some rides, free Uber rides to and

1114
00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:22,920
Speaker 2: from the house. We stocked the fridge got the No,

1115
00:52:23,080 --> 00:52:24,920
Speaker 2: they well she did one night, but then they got

1116
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:27,360
Speaker 2: some three thousand dollars panhouse in the ghetto or in

1117
00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:29,200
Speaker 2: a rough part of town.

1118
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:31,359
Speaker 1: Oh okay, where are we used to live?

1119
00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:34,120
Speaker 2: It literally is how did you know that?

1120
00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:35,719
Speaker 1: And just when you say that,