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Speaker 2: We're just two unapologetically black women with an opinion to talks.
Speaker 1: What's Up, y'all? Thank you for tuning in for a
Speaker 1: new episode and we talk back because show dedicated to
Speaker 1: you dreamers and chasers. What's Up, y'all? It co hosts
Speaker 1: aj Holliday, What's Up? Team y'all.
Speaker 2: Hey, y'all, it's.
Speaker 1: Tam bam, no bitch. I'm giving you the.
Speaker 2: Best that I got, not not Anita, not you sniffling
Speaker 2: in the mic.
Speaker 1: Y'all, y'all.
Speaker 2: I feel like shit, y'all. I ain't even gonna front.
Speaker 2: I ain't gonna hold you. My MS is in messing
Speaker 2: right now. And when I say that, I mean motherfucker
Speaker 2: is sucking. OK So it's all I got. Beef it up, man,
Speaker 2: get your vitamins up. I don't get taking vitamins. Friend,
Speaker 2: I take all the vitamins that don't make a difference.
Speaker 1: Hmm.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: How was your weekend? Though? It was cool? I'd too much.
Speaker 1: We hung out a little bit yesterday. We had like
Speaker 1: a little Christmas giving. Is that a thing? It was friends? Friends? Yeah, friends, friends.
Speaker 1: It was nice. We ate a lot of food. Everybody
Speaker 1: cooked a dish road southing. We played fun games. So
Speaker 1: that's what I did this weekend. It was good.
Speaker 2: Oh that sounds nice.
Speaker 1: I was supposed to go.
Speaker 2: It was a lot of events that I was invited
Speaker 2: to this weekend. I didn't make it to none. No,
Speaker 2: I just stayed in bed all weekend and Binge watched game.
Speaker 2: I'm not Game of Thrones, even though that's next, but
Speaker 2: I Binge watched True Blood.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's a good show. I feel like that's like,
Speaker 1: really humans, I hear, not humans, but whatever they are.
Speaker 1: I feel like all those different breeds of human exist
Speaker 1: vampire different Yeah, I feel like that some people just
Speaker 1: be energy vampires. They don't necessarily be biting your neck
Speaker 1: and shit, they just steal energy out this bitch. I
Speaker 1: liked your bloods. Pump up the volume.
Speaker 2: I wish I could. I wish I had it. This
Speaker 2: is all I got. I'm giving you all I got
Speaker 2: right now.
Speaker 1: Well, speaking of giving you all I got, did you
Speaker 1: see Anita Baker asked this weekend, let's go ahead and
Speaker 1: jump in the stupid internet news line. Anita Baker was
Speaker 1: going in on fans on the front row. They don't
Speaker 1: paid for front row tickets or one of them off
Speaker 1: the radio. We don't know what you won, but they
Speaker 1: were there and she was upset because they were apparently
Speaker 1: taking pictures of her and she had security throw them out.
Speaker 1: You can't take pictures, I guess not an Auntie, y'all know,
Speaker 1: I need to bake it on do shit for free? Bitch.
Speaker 1: Music wasn't streaming for years because she was battling the
Speaker 1: labels to get her masters, and she was always boycott
Speaker 1: and her music being on streaming platforms. So you really
Speaker 1: can't find it need to bake a shit up until
Speaker 1: like maybe maybebout four years ago, maybe three years ago.
Speaker 1: Now she has her music out there, so Auntie don't
Speaker 1: do shit for free, so I guess she like bitch,
Speaker 1: y'all take pictures after the show. Y'all ain't about to
Speaker 1: be taking free pictures to me or recording my show
Speaker 1: for free on your cell phones. And they got put out.
Speaker 2: That's wild to me. I ain't never seen nobody act
Speaker 2: like that. Even Beyonce don't show out like that.
Speaker 1: I guess Beyonce's show in comparison to Anita Baker show
Speaker 1: probably a little bit different, bitch, because how can you
Speaker 1: even how is it not enough? People in the audience
Speaker 1: for you to see what each individual person is doing, Beyonce,
Speaker 1: it wouldn't be able to like pinpoint who doing what.
Speaker 1: It be millions of people, thousands of people, and it
Speaker 1: was a lot here, but.
Speaker 2: That concert there's a lot of people that doesn't need
Speaker 2: a bit.
Speaker 1: So she just like, why are you paying attention to
Speaker 1: who doing what an audience perform?
Speaker 2: I guess because they right in front. They was right
Speaker 2: in front so she could see they phones, because I'm
Speaker 2: sure they want the only people recording and taking pictures. Listen,
Speaker 2: like we got to see the video from somebody recording
Speaker 2: and taking pictures, you know, Listen.
Speaker 1: I want to go to to an Anita Baker concern,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna follow all whatever rules she got in place. Okay,
Speaker 1: I love Anita Baker. Obviously it's gonna be right in
Speaker 1: the front row.
Speaker 2: Why I ain't paying for no front you're paying for
Speaker 2: front row tickets for Anita Baker.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. They shouldn't be nothing but forty five dollars
Speaker 1: in it. They shouldn't be that much shit. I think
Speaker 1: I could afford some Anita Baker front row ticket. No
Speaker 1: play with her, neither her tickets high too. Ain't no
Speaker 1: way she charging Yonce prices. Ain't no way.
Speaker 2: Bruh, No, she got charging Beyonce prices, but they ain't
Speaker 2: fifty dollars fifty dollars forty dollars hour.
Speaker 1: And then she tweeted she said, when they realize they
Speaker 1: can't stop your blessings, they simply lie, as in liability
Speaker 1: screenshots are forever lyrics. I'm as petty as you are.
Speaker 1: Hashtag I Needa Baker. What the fuck does any of
Speaker 1: that mean? I'm not sure, but that's what her response was.
Speaker 1: She don't know what that means. Use the technology. Just listen.
Speaker 1: You cannot expect in this day and age to perform
Speaker 1: for anyone and not have people record you. This is
Speaker 1: a cell phone era, this is a social media area era.
Speaker 1: If you can't getgraph, yes, don't perform, because we want
Speaker 1: to show people what we got going on. Not me,
Speaker 1: but majority of people.
Speaker 2: And those was your biggest fans in the front row
Speaker 2: that you was scoring out, like, yeah, crazy, I.
Speaker 1: Definitely would have knocked some shit over on the way
Speaker 1: out there.
Speaker 2: I lie. Anita asked if I pay for front roads,
Speaker 2: not you die it on the stage.
Speaker 1: And she looked nice. She looked good. Yeah, she good shot.
Speaker 1: Did you see, Oprah? That's what the fuck looked good?
Speaker 1: Let's talk about that for one point two seconds. Oprah
Speaker 1: need to cut out the fuck out. So now she's
Speaker 1: saying she ain't talking about weight loss medication and stuff
Speaker 1: like that anymore because she obviously on that Okay, she
Speaker 1: obviously on that ship. Because you ain't never looked this good, Oprah.
Speaker 1: Let's be very fucking clear. You you hate that fluctuated
Speaker 1: your whole life that way, saying never snatched the bitch
Speaker 1: is her size too at sixty eight? Was however old
Speaker 1: she is.
Speaker 2: When I seen that purple dress picture of y'all, I
Speaker 2: thought it was a photoshop and they had to put
Speaker 2: her hand on somebody else's body. I was like, they
Speaker 2: need to stop playing with Oprah doing that ai Oprah.
Speaker 1: But that's really her. Yeah, she looked good. She was
Speaker 1: like girl color purple coming out. I gotta look good
Speaker 1: for all the press. That's run I'm gonna be doing.
Speaker 1: We know what time it is open.
Speaker 2: Ever since people discover ozimpic skinny is backing style, was like.
Speaker 1: It's back in style. Oh gosh, I.
Speaker 2: Hate those little tennis skirts that be like so short
Speaker 2: that your ass hanging out the bag, because I just
Speaker 2: feel like you should have like a fit ass for them.
Speaker 2: It can't be just any old ass hanging out back
Speaker 2: of these skirts.
Speaker 1: Up side downy face.
Speaker 2: If you're gonna have your ass hanging out, that need
Speaker 2: to be a nice, round, firm ass. Not the super
Speaker 2: boody ain't not worse than them souper booty cheeks just
Speaker 2: drooping and sliding all over the place.
Speaker 1: I hate it, y'all. Fuck what y'all talk about? My
Speaker 1: cousin is back. Kanye is back. Kanye is back. I repeat,
Speaker 1: Kanye is fucking back. Okay, I ain't talk to you
Speaker 1: niggas in a year, and he backed with a new rant.
Speaker 1: Just listen to the man, man, just listen to Kanye.
Speaker 1: Kanye just needs a little bit of guidance. But why
Speaker 1: the fuck you don't mean full of batties? I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm talking about them bitus from the Zeus network. Wait,
Speaker 1: what was that about? How did that linkup? Happy? I
Speaker 1: don't understand. And they couldn't stop talking in the background either,
Speaker 1: Like let him rant please? Why the fuck is you chiming?
Speaker 3: Eight?
Speaker 2: He kicked somebody out because she wouldn't shut up.
Speaker 1: I heard somebody saying fuck Drake, and then somebody else
Speaker 1: is like, no, I don't say that. Don't say nothing
Speaker 1: right now, don't say a word. Why are you ad living?
Speaker 1: This is Kanye speaking. Just just listen for a little bit,
Speaker 1: and Nigga ain't talking a year? Can he please have
Speaker 1: a little a podium right quick? God damn, But you
Speaker 1: know he was on the usual rant. I always agree
Speaker 1: with Kanye. I don't ever disagree with that dude. Man, Okay,
Speaker 1: certain things. The only thing I disagree with Kanye about
Speaker 1: is marrying into the Kardashian family. A lot of those
Speaker 1: kids though those kids are definitely Kanye DNA. They be
Speaker 1: giving Kim Ass a hard fucking time. But for the
Speaker 1: most part, I don't team Yay.
Speaker 2: I'm just glad that he's making new music and I'm
Speaker 2: excited to hear it. That's all I got on that ship.
Speaker 2: I don't care about really anybody's politics. Musicians do music
Speaker 2: and politicians.
Speaker 1: Do you serious?
Speaker 2: But government, yeah, I don't care what they got to say.
Speaker 1: I feel like, I don't think you have to go
Speaker 1: to school. I can. I can consider myself a politician,
Speaker 1: and I went to school for no political science. Or
Speaker 1: nothing like that. I don't feel like it's something that
Speaker 1: you you have to live these things. I don't think
Speaker 1: it's something that you can learn in school. For real,
Speaker 1: you can learn how to how to finesse with words
Speaker 1: and your hand gestures and stuff, because you can tell.
Speaker 2: How if there is a war about to begin on
Speaker 2: American soil. I'm not gonna be like, somebody find Kanye,
Speaker 2: what does he think? I don't care what Kanye thinks.
Speaker 1: But that's not that's that's still not like school, though
Speaker 1: that could be more so if somebody.
Speaker 2: Wants I'm not saying, I'm just saying. I'm just saying
Speaker 2: he's not my go to for all these things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah, I understand. But you know, I want
Speaker 1: to hear that. I want to hear that.
Speaker 2: I like how way he uses other old music to
Speaker 2: create new music. I love that from Kanye. That's what
Speaker 2: I love. What else happened in the world football inside.
Speaker 1: First of all, you ain't gonna be playing Kanye like that, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you ask, like, because I just don't
Speaker 1: feel like arguing. I said, I'm not arguing niggas. No
Speaker 1: more so I argue about niggas. I argue and I
Speaker 1: arguing about niggas. Okay, yeah, I said I'm a fan
Speaker 1: of his music. What did I say wrong? I didn't
Speaker 1: say nothing wrong against him. I just said I look
Speaker 1: forward to his music and mas seed football inside Jez. Yeah,
Speaker 1: are y'all?
Speaker 2: Just when Anthony's Edward stock started to rise, a potential
Speaker 2: scandal may have rocked his seemingly quiet life. An Instagram
Speaker 2: model who goes by the name Paige Jordan, who actually
Speaker 2: says it's thirty years old, used the platform to share
Speaker 2: her alleged text conversation with the Minnesota Timberwool Star. According
Speaker 2: to the accuser, Edwards got her pregnant, even including a
Speaker 2: photo of a positive pregnancy test. However, his supposed immediate
Speaker 2: response was for her to get an abortion, even forcing
Speaker 2: her despite her protests and sending her one hundred thousand
Speaker 2: dollars After apparently going through with it, Paige was surprised
Speaker 2: that he lawyered up. Earlier this year, adult film actress
Speaker 2: Mariah Mills blasted him for cheating on his girlfriend with her.
Speaker 2: The charge happened just after Zion's baby announcement.
Speaker 1: So wait, yeah, well I didn't make how to dot
Speaker 1: They homeboys or something like they're gonna say, where did
Speaker 1: that come from? Anyway, Like maybe it was just a
Speaker 1: mishap for production, But anyway, listen, I go somewhere like that.
Speaker 1: I get it, because this is MO having your girlfriend
Speaker 1: pregnant and the side bitch pregnant simultaneously. Apparently, now you
Speaker 1: force a side bitch to have an abortion. Meanwhile you
Speaker 1: post the pictures of your actual girlfriend who's also pregnant,
Speaker 1: and you're probably happier about that situation. So in this
Speaker 1: text thread, Anthony Edwards is telling this lady, Okay, this
Speaker 1: twenty two year old boy is telling this thirty old
Speaker 1: lady how he doesn't want any kids. But obviously he
Speaker 1: does because he does have a kid on the way,
Speaker 1: but he doesn't want one with her. He's a man,
Speaker 1: he's a young man. He's a young man. That is
Speaker 1: a boy. That is a boy with money. That is
Speaker 1: a boy with money and probably with minimal guidance. Okay,
Speaker 1: as women is coming on to the military, and look
Speaker 1: how childish he is v these fucking text message. Bitch,
Speaker 1: you got what you got for fucking with a small
Speaker 1: boy that is a boy. Look at the responses he
Speaker 1: was sending immediately l ol and at her ass being pregnant.
Speaker 1: How embarrassing is that? Yeah, and I bet you that
Speaker 1: this was the thirty plus year old person whoever his
Speaker 1: publicist that put out this recent message is supposedly from him.
Speaker 1: It says, I made comments in the heat of a
Speaker 1: moment that are not me and that are not aligned
Speaker 1: with what I believe and who I want to be
Speaker 1: as a man. All women should be supported and empowered
Speaker 1: to make their own decisions about their bodies and what
Speaker 1: is best for them. I am delaying my personal matters
Speaker 1: privately and will not be commenting on them any further
Speaker 1: at this time. Okay that sounds Yeah, he didn't write
Speaker 1: that exactly.
Speaker 2: He don't care. You don't care about women's choices.
Speaker 1: Are their bodies? I don't believe, absolutely not. I mean
Speaker 1: one of the messages, he basically just stopped responding it.
Speaker 1: So her, I'm gonna let my lawyer handle it. So
Speaker 1: but she up one hundred thousand, Yeah, she up one
Speaker 1: hundred thousand.
Speaker 2: Move on with your life, my's sister, So obviously she's
Speaker 2: what you're gonna do.
Speaker 1: They probably couldn't get her to sign an NDA because
Speaker 1: these text messages are now coming out, so.
Speaker 2: What she wants revenge for, like not responding to her.
Speaker 2: What is what was it all about?
Speaker 1: Really? This is my expectation for a twenty two year old.
Speaker 1: So you're not surprising any of us by putting these
Speaker 1: text messages out. I hope you feel better sorry about
Speaker 1: having to go through that painful situation. And apparently she
Speaker 1: had and an abortion two years ago. So men, you're
Speaker 1: allowing men to get you pregnant and they make you
Speaker 1: have an abortion, and now you're on the internet crying
Speaker 1: about it. Girl, get your life.
Speaker 2: You're like, she need to get it together.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: Abortion, having an abortion is not fun or so. I
Speaker 2: you know, I sympathize with her there, But girl, where
Speaker 2: is the Plan b's If you aut here living your
Speaker 2: life like this, use a condom or get a Plan
Speaker 2: B or something.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: I guess she at least you up one hundred thousand.
Speaker 2: I just would have shut up and just went on
Speaker 2: with my life, right, and I started making better choices
Speaker 2: with my body moving forward exactly.
Speaker 1: Got one hundred thousand dollars to help you make better choices,
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure. Open up fans person, you know they
Speaker 1: be getting paid on only fans.
Speaker 2: Chi Man I'm about to start me an only fan.
Speaker 1: Why these niggas smash your only fan, bitches? Row, I'm confused, Like,
Speaker 1: what is happening.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to put do nothing sexual. I'm a
Speaker 2: trick niggas on my older fans. I'll be on that
Speaker 2: bench a robot.
Speaker 1: Come look at me, right? They doing ship for you
Speaker 1: to see? Yeah, my boyfriend, my ex boyfriend, Jonathan Majors. Okay,
Speaker 1: who's now with making good boy fanst nigga? Fast as fuck? Dog?
Speaker 1: That niggas so fast it was like a grand theft
Speaker 1: auto video, Like, what is really happening? So both of
Speaker 1: them with some sprinters though, right they fit? So look, okay, wait,
Speaker 1: let's let's start with did you hear the the audio
Speaker 1: that the girlfriend recorded? I did an ex girlfriend. In
Speaker 1: the audio, he was saying, you know, he describes himself
Speaker 1: as a great man. What's this girl? Her name is,
Speaker 1: her last name is Jabbari Jabaribarai. He basically was trying
Speaker 1: to like tell her not to go out drinking with
Speaker 1: her friends or whatever. I don't know if she came
Speaker 1: in later, whatever the deal was, but he's going in
Speaker 1: on her about how he's such a great man. And
Speaker 1: how he really needs a Karretta Scott King type woman
Speaker 1: on his side. Clear, that's not That's what I got
Speaker 1: out of it because and then now he has one right.
Speaker 1: But this man, everything has been stripped away from him
Speaker 1: this last year because of these allegations. But now you
Speaker 1: see this white woman chasing this big black man down
Speaker 1: the street. But that you were, you were supposedly scared
Speaker 1: for your life though, right, if this video didn't come
Speaker 1: out exactly, he'd be under the prison like he'd go
Speaker 1: through the processing court because I'm hoping hopefully the charges
Speaker 1: get dropped against him. This is disgusting and he needs
Speaker 1: to sue her ass for lost wages and all type
Speaker 1: of shit.
Speaker 2: Right because he was literally running from his bitch hard
Speaker 2: and she was all his ass like termin nigga, come.
Speaker 1: To get you, by the fucker.
Speaker 2: I wonder what the what the issue was to make.
Speaker 2: I would never chase a nigga like that. First of all,
Speaker 2: I'm not in shape enough. Second of all, it's never
Speaker 2: that deep to chase a nigga through the streets like that.
Speaker 2: Have you ever chased a nigga down like that?
Speaker 1: No, but I've been chased. I can't run that fast though,
Speaker 1: and I'm so clumsy. I usually find somebody was chasing
Speaker 1: you to fight you. No, no, no, no, nobody was
Speaker 1: chasing me to fight me. I had a nigga throw
Speaker 1: my car keys down the street once, and then I
Speaker 1: started running to get my car keys. But then he
Speaker 1: like ran behind me, then then in front of me
Speaker 1: to get my car keys again. He threw them down
Speaker 1: the street, then ran for so I still couldn't get
Speaker 1: my car keys.
Speaker 2: And then he beat you stick to him from behind me.
Speaker 2: God damn bitch. And then I was just out of breath.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know what, I'm calling the police. I said, listen, ma'am, listen,
Speaker 1: I don't really need police. I just need you to
Speaker 1: stay on the phone while I get my car keys
Speaker 1: from this man. He's in the background screaming at me,
Speaker 1: talking about you don't call the police on a black man.
Speaker 1: What give it my fucking car keys if I shoot you,
Speaker 1: because that's the next step, Like would you tell your
Speaker 1: daughter don't call the police and a black man if
Speaker 1: you're clearly like no, you weren't abusing me, but you
Speaker 1: were bullying me. That's bullying. Give me my fucking car keys.
Speaker 1: I can get out your goddamn life. Niggas always trying
Speaker 1: to prevent me from leaving. Bitch. Yeah, he ran from
Speaker 1: behind me and still beat my fat ass.
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't think I ever my ex boyfriend ran
Speaker 2: from me before. Yeah, because it's domestic violence. I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna tell the story.
Speaker 1: But you beat him, Yeah, I did, and.
Speaker 2: Then he liked himself in the room and then went
Speaker 2: out the room window.
Speaker 1: What mm hmm, you had him scared? M I don't
Speaker 1: do that no more.
Speaker 2: Though.
Speaker 1: I don't ever understand about men. Is that y'all so
Speaker 1: scared of the women? Oh, y'all don't trust us so much.
Speaker 1: But y'all stay eating our food. Nigga, why are you
Speaker 1: eating my food? Why are you eating the food of
Speaker 1: someone who you don't trust?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 1: See the quickest way to get your ass up out
Speaker 1: of here via that chicken sandwich. Bitch, it's a chicken salad.
Speaker 1: I don't think.
Speaker 2: Let me just say, I don't think he was scared
Speaker 2: of me. I just think he didn't want any more friction.
Speaker 2: I think it was just he felt like, let me
Speaker 2: just get away from this crazy motherfucker. He felt that
Speaker 2: Nigga just brought the worst out of me though, Right,
Speaker 2: that's I don't feel like there's always I don't feel
Speaker 2: like it's always that this is a bad man.
Speaker 1: We're just not good together. I can disagree to that.
Speaker 1: We just didn't bring out the best in each other.
Speaker 1: But that would be good enough for some niggas. Man
Speaker 1: that don't be good. Sometimes you got to have that
Speaker 1: OJT man, the hands on training, on the job training.
Speaker 1: This is wild. No, y'all know, this is it.
Speaker 2: We we talked back. Do not.
Speaker 1: Disclaimer. That is not a lie. I don't believe in that.
Speaker 1: Here we talked back. We beat niggas if need be.
Speaker 2: Don't keep your hands to yourself. Keep your hands to yourself.
Speaker 1: Difference between like putting your hands on somebody and getting
Speaker 1: your eyes beat and not touching them and them just
Speaker 1: beating your ass. It's a difference. It's mutual combat. Yeah
Speaker 1: he was.
Speaker 2: He was protecting himself, right, and I was like, you
Speaker 2: know what, I need to stop doing this to people.
Speaker 1: I never hit a nigga and not expect to get
Speaker 1: hit back. Thank god, I never got hit back, but
Speaker 1: I always like, if I hit this man, it's chances
Speaker 1: are I might get hit back anyway. I don't know.
Speaker 1: How we got here. But y'all it's Christmas.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we got some Christmas topics coming up in just
Speaker 2: a minute, y'all stay tuned. We'll be right back after
Speaker 2: this message.
Speaker 1: And a go little sun like this. I want get
Speaker 1: twelve hundred dollars, eleven paints shoes, ten Ken goes now
Speaker 1: five months free read. Yeah. I love all those songs, man,
Speaker 1: what are you at.
Speaker 2: On your playlist?
Speaker 1: Just play them?
Speaker 2: Let me tell you what I used to listen to
Speaker 2: every year since twenty sixteen.
Speaker 1: Y'arll.
Speaker 2: One of my songs in holiday for Christmas time that
Speaker 2: was always doing rotation was the emotions.
Speaker 1: What do the lonely dude? And Christmas? What do they do?
Speaker 1: What do they do? And Christmas Time? Oh no, hear nothing.
Speaker 1: I don't even that. The song go I Gotta go Now,
Speaker 1: that's what I gotta listen to on my playlist. Let
Speaker 1: me go find it whatever, go listen to it.
Speaker 2: But it's a sad song, but it's a good like
Speaker 2: old school song. But this year was the first year
Speaker 2: I put it on and I was like, what, Dad,
Speaker 2: I don't want to hear that. I'm grateful, Like that's
Speaker 2: the space I'm in that I do not want to hear?
Speaker 1: Know what do the lonely do here?
Speaker 2: Motherfucker Christmas?
Speaker 1: Right? Shit, we're doing all the shit. Who the fuck
Speaker 1: said I'm lonely?
Speaker 2: I ain't lonely this year. I'm alone, but I'm not lonely, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1: It looked at you. That's what I broke down, girl,
Speaker 1: Fuck you.
Speaker 4: I mean, yo, I am.
Speaker 1: I do entertain myself now, but I love a man
Speaker 1: by me, Okay, I don't. I don't like to feel
Speaker 1: lonely at all.
Speaker 2: I don't like it either, but I'm this year, for
Speaker 2: whatever reason, I've been just comfortable with my own company.
Speaker 2: I haven't been feeling like I'm lacking anything, which is
Speaker 2: new because in prior years I used to be like
Speaker 2: real like in my feelings about not having a man
Speaker 2: and not having nobody to wear massing Christmas pajamas with.
Speaker 2: But you know what, I think therapy has a lot
Speaker 2: to do with that, because I'm I got matching pajamas
Speaker 2: with my mom and my sister, and.
Speaker 1: My mother's singles, even a dog single. Yeah, all of us.
Speaker 1: But we happy. But we happy, all right.
Speaker 2: So let's get to these Christmas topics because you about
Speaker 2: to say something, shade.
Speaker 1: Bitch, I see it on your face. Drink waters. I
Speaker 1: saw it.
Speaker 2: He was shaking your head while he was drinking the water,
Speaker 2: ready to say some shit girl.
Speaker 1: Fuck you, it's pussy, girl, Go to hell, it's pussy.
Speaker 1: A good Christmas gift for a man. Go ahead, go ahead. Oh,
Speaker 1: I would think all men gonna say no. Okay, men
Speaker 1: like gifts too, So.
Speaker 2: I think pussy is an excellent Christmas gift for a
Speaker 2: man who hasn't had the pussy yet. If I agree, Yeah,
Speaker 2: if you haven't slept with him yet and you give
Speaker 2: him some, he's gonna be very jolly.
Speaker 1: Now, if you're.
Speaker 2: Giving him that same coatie you've been giving him all
Speaker 2: year long, he's gonna be like, what.
Speaker 1: Is this is fun? That's sam old pussy in the box? Right.
Speaker 2: You can't put a bowl on the same old pussy
Speaker 2: and talk about Merry Christmas. That's wow.
Speaker 1: Maybe she got some rejuvenation. Okay. If it's a different pussy,
Speaker 1: it's upgraded pussy, it's still.
Speaker 2: If it's upgraded, it could be like the gift to
Speaker 2: go with something else.
Speaker 1: It still can't be the only thing you give them.
Speaker 1: So we think men who've never had the box would
Speaker 1: be okay with just getting that pussy for Christmas? Mm hmmm,
Speaker 1: I guess I do. Possibly we all think. I don't
Speaker 1: know what the men think. I think men tie the pussy.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: They tell us every day on Instagram what they want,
Speaker 1: you know what they want? Something tighter. Okay, Well you
Speaker 1: said a bitch, not me. I ain't got no booty
Speaker 1: at home. Yes you do, I ain't got it. Now.
Speaker 1: If you give up that ask for this man, nigga
Speaker 1: might be grateful. That's if y'all ain't never had. If
Speaker 1: you not, if you've never had anal sex with your man,
Speaker 1: he might like that for Christmas.
Speaker 2: Mmmmm, get somebody else to do it. It's new, it's different.
Speaker 2: He not rather bring somebody else in the room with
Speaker 2: us than didn't.
Speaker 1: Get that out of my booty hole? No interesting clutches girls,
Speaker 1: So you'd rather bring a third party in as opposed
Speaker 1: to have an antal sex with your man? Mm hmm hmmm.
Speaker 1: No you do that? I mean like once every year.
Speaker 1: Maybe it might be for Christmas or something I didn't
Speaker 1: buy you ship? Hell? No crazy, hell go to his ass.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, I'm not doing that. I might. I mean,
Speaker 1: you know one of those I don't know. Let's go
Speaker 1: on to the next year. So yes, So we agree
Speaker 1: that pussy could be a pussy is a good Christmas gift? Yes,
Speaker 1: only if the man has never had the pussy before. So,
Speaker 1: you bitches who married or in committed relationships for a while,
Speaker 1: pussy does not suffice as a good Christmas gift. Go
Speaker 1: out and find that man something he likes. Okay, grand
Speaker 1: theft auto just came out. If you have a gamer
Speaker 1: type nigga, go get him, not for Christmas. What's some
Speaker 1: other good Christmas gifts aside for some pussy, a good cologne.
Speaker 2: If you know your man, find out what he liked,
Speaker 2: like listen to that nigga sometimes.
Speaker 1: Or you know what you can do for Christmas? Shut
Speaker 1: the fuck up. We might be happy with that too,
Speaker 1: and hand right goodness, not us saying we talked back
Speaker 1: saying shut the fuck up for Christmas. Listen, I be
Speaker 1: tired of talking, okay, so I do shut the fuck
Speaker 1: up a lot. Kevin Gates, I don't get tired. I
Speaker 1: do shut I mean I don't have nobody to argue
Speaker 1: with right now. I don't do no fucking fussing, no nothing.
Speaker 2: I'm good, all right, what's worse for a man to do,
Speaker 2: fumbling her birthday or fumbling her Christmas birthday.
Speaker 1: This is my holiday. My birthday is my holiday. Christmas.
Speaker 1: You might be spread a little thin, might got multiple
Speaker 1: babies and baby mamas, or you've got your mama who
Speaker 1: ain't got no nigga like you spread them amongst all
Speaker 1: these people. Understandable if you can't give me personally the
Speaker 1: best Christmas possible. But my birthday, nigga, that is my
Speaker 1: personal holiday. Don't fumble my birthday because I'm not talking
Speaker 1: you no more. I'm gonna have a new phone number
Speaker 1: for my damn birth they if you know it ain't
Speaker 1: that deep. You just gotta train.
Speaker 2: You gotta train him if he fumble your birthday.
Speaker 1: Even men like good birthdays, okay.
Speaker 2: Everybody, everybody birthday.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I feel like mm hmmm. So I feel
Speaker 1: like if a nigga fumble your birthday, they don't fuck
Speaker 1: with you. He probably was forcing some shit anyway.
Speaker 2: Or sometimes these men don't be knowing how to shop
Speaker 2: because one of my uh my, this guy he loved
Speaker 2: my homegirl, but he got hurt one of them rah
Speaker 2: him bags.
Speaker 1: Them old lady bags. Okay, I know a lot of
Speaker 1: my friends have Brahm and bags, and I always say
Speaker 1: that's the baby that's like coach is really the baby
Speaker 1: mama bag. Brahmin is really like the church lady Mint
Speaker 1: with their little torquoise candies in the bottom of the bag,
Speaker 1: like that's their ball out bags.
Speaker 4: But they do have.
Speaker 1: Brohm and storefronts though you know they have Brahm and store.
Speaker 2: They haven't they have one here in Charlotte. And that's
Speaker 2: where he went, and he got her that ship out
Speaker 2: of there.
Speaker 1: And she's like, girl, what the fuck I'm going in
Speaker 1: this church? You going to church with that bag?
Speaker 2: And but he just didn't know how to shout for her.
Speaker 1: He just didn't know that nigga know damn well, bad
Speaker 1: bitches have Louise and Gucci's and ship like that. That
Speaker 1: nigga went and got an affordable bag. That's just that's
Speaker 1: what your man got you.
Speaker 2: Okay, it might have been more affordable than a Louis,
Speaker 2: but he still thought it was a nice bag. He
Speaker 2: wasn't like just like trying to play her right because
Speaker 2: it is nice, real leather, you know. So he was
Speaker 2: walking past doors and he went in there and they
Speaker 2: was like, get her this you know the people working
Speaker 2: there trying to hear themselves.
Speaker 1: They should have they should know better. Is she black
Speaker 1: or white? Right? I don't even think the white bitches
Speaker 1: went Brahmin? Is that even how you say it? Because
Speaker 1: that all of a sudden I want some ram? Is
Speaker 1: that how you say it? It's Brahmin?
Speaker 2: Yes, it's really that. Yes, okay, no shout out to
Speaker 2: Brahmin for everybody on teas.
Speaker 1: All right, So you don't want a Brahmin bag for
Speaker 1: your birth, you don't ever want one. I don't ever
Speaker 1: want one. I don't ever have to have that. I
Speaker 1: feel like there's other, even nicer bags that are less expensive.
Speaker 1: They don't have to be designer like I don't like
Speaker 1: Brahmin bags. I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I've never really looked at the bags, honestly.
Speaker 1: No, they don't know. Dillard's but Dillard's also sells Louis Vatan.
Speaker 1: Now Dillard's and Belk have pre owned bags now.
Speaker 2: Ship TJ Max will have some Louis and some.
Speaker 1: Old TJ Max does have the runway TJ Max. They
Speaker 1: do be having Louis and shit like that in there.
Speaker 1: But I never seen Brahmin in there.
Speaker 2: Honestly, I wear it. Ain't nothing I wan't wear. If
Speaker 2: it's cute, I'll wear some Walmart shit. If it's fly,
Speaker 2: I ain't gonna lie. I ain't gonna tell you where
Speaker 2: I got it from. You'd be like, oh, you got that, bitch.
Speaker 2: You see how it's fitting on me?
Speaker 1: Though. No, if I got some extra fly, because you
Speaker 1: know Target is my ship. If I got some extra
Speaker 1: c shit, I don't give a fuck, bitch, I got
Speaker 1: this from Walmart. You see how I make it look. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you where I got it from, because
Speaker 1: that's what I just said. You said you knocking to
Speaker 1: tell them, I said, I am going to tell them
Speaker 1: where I got it from because I know I don't
Speaker 1: look fly.
Speaker 2: I don't like telling people where I got my ship
Speaker 2: from all the time, unless it's someone I fucked with.
Speaker 2: Don't be going to try to look like me.
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 2: I tell you somewhere that it ain't came from.
Speaker 1: Where you got that from?
Speaker 2: That's so cute, girl, I got it from mom.
Speaker 1: Girl. I don't even remember this boutique right off, nor
Speaker 1: try on if it's a bit you always asking why
Speaker 1: I get some shit from? I definitely lie to them
Speaker 1: because you don't got your own fashion sense, bitch? Like
Speaker 1: why like why? It depends on who.
Speaker 2: If I like them even a little bit, I'll tell
Speaker 2: the truth. But if I don't too much care for
Speaker 2: you girl, not North, tryon bootfee, not a North, tryon
Speaker 2: right exactly? Uh oh, this is a good one. Should
Speaker 2: side pieces expect Christmas gifts?
Speaker 1: Absolutely the main person to buy a gift for a
Speaker 1: fight knock all this shit over, Like, are you well, niggas?
Speaker 1: I'm ruin everybody Christmas? Absolutely, you need to make sure
Speaker 1: your side bitch is always happy. I mean, because usually
Speaker 1: niggas really be caring about the sidebitch. Let's be very good.
Speaker 1: That's who you talk about your main bitch too. You
Speaker 1: know therapists, right, y'all have fun together, y'all smoke together,
Speaker 1: y'all do all the things together, things that you can't
Speaker 1: do with your mean So, yes, you need to make
Speaker 1: sure your side bitch is happy as well. I'm pretty
Speaker 1: sure she's And especially because you probably can't be there
Speaker 1: for Christmas.
Speaker 2: That's all about to say you're not there the most
Speaker 2: The best thing you can do is give her a
Speaker 2: nice gift exactly, so she can be happy crying under
Speaker 2: the tree with her diamonds or something like that.
Speaker 1: Period get your girlfriend that Brahmin and bringing my Louis.
Speaker 1: Let's be very clear. Yeah, side bitches definitely deserve Christmas
Speaker 1: because you know she could actually have her own man.
Speaker 1: But for whatever reason, she's in love with you and
Speaker 1: you're just taking up this space in her life and
Speaker 1: you're not gonna get her a gift.
Speaker 2: You're not a real man, right, She needs to leave
Speaker 2: you if you don't get if you are dealing with
Speaker 2: a Listen, ladies, if you're dealing with a man who
Speaker 2: has a girlfriend and he don't buy you nothing for Christmas,
Speaker 2: you bet not take him into twenty twenty four. I'm
Speaker 2: coming to find you and I'm gonna slap the shit
Speaker 2: out of you because you need some cis slapped into you.
Speaker 1: Are you already playing with second fiddle? Now you're getting
Speaker 1: like basic bitch gifts? Uh uh, I know nothing. I
Speaker 1: don't believe in Christmas, boy, I get the fuck. I
Speaker 1: don't care if you don't believe.
Speaker 2: I believe, so you need to buy me something. Yeah
Speaker 2: mm mm hmmm, all right, what's next? Would you feel
Speaker 2: a way if your man's homegirl gifted him a Rolex
Speaker 2: for Christmas?
Speaker 1: Where's mine?
Speaker 2: How about saying she better come with two with hers?
Speaker 1: What y'all got going on? She giving you a whole rolex? Like?
Speaker 1: Are you on payroll? You work for her company? Like?
Speaker 1: What's up y'all besties? Like that? Did she get everybody
Speaker 1: all your best friends rolexes? I need I need a
Speaker 1: lot of detail because that's a that's not a small gift.
Speaker 1: That's the next what I feel some type of way.
Speaker 1: I it just be a nowadays, like I don't have
Speaker 1: as much. I'm not a jealous person to start off with,
Speaker 1: and I just be knowing fucking humans, man, But I
Speaker 1: do just be liking to know what I'm dealing with.
Speaker 1: Can I like tell me what's up? Because bitch, why
Speaker 1: is she buying you a Rolex? A Rolex? No?
Speaker 2: If your best friend ain't cash doll, I don't see
Speaker 2: why she's gifting you all these extravagant gifts because that's
Speaker 2: just not a normal gift to me.
Speaker 1: And where is my rolex? If she purchased you a Rolex,
Speaker 1: you need to be buying me a Rolex right exactly?
Speaker 1: But do you feel a way because another bitch bought
Speaker 1: your nigga a Rolex and you didn't. Yeah, I'm mad.
Speaker 1: I'm mad. How you gonna out give my nigga?
Speaker 2: And I just gave him this pussy, the same pussy
Speaker 2: I've been giving him all you you come with a Rolex.
Speaker 1: You abotutter lose your nigga. Boy girl, I hate you, bitch.
Speaker 1: She was like to lose your nigga. I don't know
Speaker 1: if I would care, Like I wouldn't want him to
Speaker 1: have a Rolex if I couldn't purchase it for him,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. I wouldn't give him a hard time about it. No,
Speaker 1: I still have questions, But I'm not like about the dragon.
Speaker 2: Ruin Christmas over there stumping around mad because.
Speaker 1: You couldn't have afforded Rolex for your nigga. Now you
Speaker 1: mad because he know a bit you can.
Speaker 2: But here's the thing, and the other way around. Niggas
Speaker 2: would be very mad.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you might die. Yeah if you bring home
Speaker 1: a Rolex. At another man, I just was watching what's
Speaker 1: the Christmas Holiday Family movie with big Big Mama House.
Speaker 1: Oh so food, so food, Big Mama's House. It's a
Speaker 1: different movie. Listen, I know you know all the characters okay,
Speaker 1: so ne Along played who Neilong played Maya Mia no
Speaker 1: Bird Okay, Neilong played Bird and her husband was Makai Pfeiffer.
Speaker 1: And remember the nigga had got him, got him the
Speaker 1: job and gave her that bracelet or humor rip her
Speaker 1: arm off in the back of that beauty salon, ain't it?
Speaker 1: She was the door. She was like what the fuck?
Speaker 1: He was like, what what the fuck is this? She
Speaker 1: was like, hey, don'll meet Then why are you wearing
Speaker 1: a bitch because this is Cardier love bracelet? The fuck? Yeah?
Speaker 1: So yeah, uh, this is where men and women just
Speaker 1: well me, maybe I'm just not the same because I'm
Speaker 1: I'm not about the trip, but I know every man
Speaker 1: I've ever been with with trip. If another man were
Speaker 1: to have gotten me like the expensive, extravagant gift, Yeah,
Speaker 1: the That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I would be okay with I
Speaker 2: would be mad at him for accepting a rolex.
Speaker 1: From because if it was the other way ranks, if
Speaker 1: it was the.
Speaker 2: Other way around, he would be mad at me for
Speaker 2: accepting this extravagant gift from another.
Speaker 1: Just make sure you get you an extravagant gift from
Speaker 1: another man in a month?
Speaker 2: What do you mean? Yes, no, because that's different because
Speaker 2: now you know, ain't nobody just giving you nothing like that.
Speaker 2: You got to build a relationship with someone to get
Speaker 2: a gift like that.
Speaker 1: It could just be my homeboy who's gifting all of
Speaker 1: his friends rolexes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, God got four thousand at least four times
Speaker 2: that month for you to get.
Speaker 1: There, so he was eating his homegirl pussy for the
Speaker 1: probably you mad, big mad? I don't know, man, that's wild.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right? What was the worst Christmas gift you
Speaker 2: ever got from somebody you was dating?
Speaker 1: Nothing?
Speaker 2: They didn't give you nothing for Christmas?
Speaker 1: Nothing? I mean, that would be the worst thing. I
Speaker 1: don't think I've ever had a worst gift. I usually
Speaker 1: get whatever I asked for, so I don't think anybody
Speaker 1: ever got me some shit I didn't want. But nothing
Speaker 1: would be the worst gift. Yeah, like nothing, Nigga, you
Speaker 1: ain't thought about nothing.
Speaker 2: You didn't think I deserved nothing for Christmas as Wow.
Speaker 1: No, I don't put all the emphasis on holidays. That
Speaker 1: saund like my birthday is more important.
Speaker 2: I think the the worst gift I got for Christmas
Speaker 2: was a Louis scarf. It's like, why'd you buy me?
Speaker 2: Do you see me as scarfs?
Speaker 1: Like? Have you ever seen me wearing a scarf? Like?
Speaker 1: I like scarves?
Speaker 2: Though, Well, then he should have bought that for you
Speaker 2: because I don't be wearing that.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe he thought your ass needed one. You be
Speaker 1: out here with your titties out and your chest out
Speaker 1: like your healthcare free.
Speaker 2: No, it was like one of those those thin, thin,
Speaker 2: like silk Lewis scarves that people, Yeah, like if I
Speaker 2: worked at Delta, I might tie that ship around my neck.
Speaker 1: He stole get people that you can snatch and watch
Speaker 1: it walk out the store with. I was like, what
Speaker 1: the fuck is this?
Speaker 2: But you know I'm not ungrateful, so I said thank
Speaker 2: you and the opportunity to be very happy.
Speaker 1: Did you get him anything?
Speaker 2: No, I didn't get I gave him some pussy.
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, how much was the scarf?
Speaker 2: I don't know. It's probably a couple of hundred dollars, but.
Speaker 1: That's how much that pussy worth? No, No, a couple hundreds.
Speaker 1: I just end up tying it on the Louis bag
Speaker 1: I already had. Yeah, Oh I think I seen that scarf.
Speaker 1: I think I seen that scarf before, but I think.
Speaker 2: It wasn't because I don't care about Like, I'd rather
Speaker 2: you give me something thoughtful that's inexpensive than give me
Speaker 2: something that costs more that means nothing, Like did you
Speaker 2: have me in mine or you just went and bought
Speaker 2: a bunch of stuff and passed them out to all
Speaker 2: the bitches you deal with, you.
Speaker 1: Know, right, and you just give me one little measley
Speaker 1: scarf scarf? Right? The fuck?
Speaker 2: So I was pissed off, Like you could have got
Speaker 2: me some books that I've talked about, or some flowers
Speaker 2: or some something, give certificate to a nice restaurant that
Speaker 2: I enjoy or something like that. You know, it's more
Speaker 2: thoughtful than just a scarf. You in there buying a
Speaker 2: bitch of bag, this bit of scarf. That's how I
Speaker 2: felt like.
Speaker 3: This.
Speaker 2: They threw this in with the bag. You bought it, right,
Speaker 2: and you brought it to.
Speaker 1: Me the fuck getting mad all over again, talk about
Speaker 1: this shit? Was that last year? No, this is a
Speaker 1: long time ago. It was. No. No, I ain't had
Speaker 1: no niggas, so I ain't been getting Shitit that nothing
Speaker 1: he was talking about. Yeah, Yeah, I hadn't gotten nothing
Speaker 1: from the man from a man in the last couple
Speaker 1: of years because I've been single. Yeah, same, What year
Speaker 1: was that? Twenty twenty one, twenty twenty one, twenty twenty
Speaker 1: one Christmas and going into twenty twenty two New Year's
Speaker 1: was like the saddest time for me. I cried that
Speaker 1: whole week between Christmas and New Year's because that was
Speaker 1: my first time by my like not first time, but
Speaker 1: you know, first time in a long time. Yeah, ain't
Speaker 1: single during the holidays, and a nigga I was talking
Speaker 1: to the time had already planned vacation with the next bitch, right,
Speaker 1: he didn't have to tell me. I just already know
Speaker 1: you ain't going on vacation by yourself, And I feel
Speaker 1: like shit once we start talking, nigga, whatever plans you
Speaker 1: had prior to me should be canceled or put me
Speaker 1: in place. But he disappeared for a week, so I
Speaker 1: just was feeling so like, oh, I'm sick of these niggas,
Speaker 1: and my nigga probably somewhere on my old nigga, probably
Speaker 1: somewhere he can couch you for New Years because men
Speaker 1: always have a quality backup woman somewhere. Yeah, we'd be
Speaker 1: having a hard time trying to find a new nigga.
Speaker 4: Boy.
Speaker 1: Shit, it'd be five bitches waiting on your niggat.
Speaker 2: You'll be having niggas though you flexing for the show,
Speaker 2: cause you'll be having them.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, well, who is this? This is my boyfriend?
Speaker 1: God damn, and be short lived. Shit though I look,
Speaker 1: I might got a problem, I might be grown ass man.
Speaker 1: I might be my father's daughter. I like I like men.
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 3: Too.
Speaker 1: I definitely don't have to have one, but it's nice.
Speaker 1: It's nice to have male company, that's all. So even
Speaker 1: if I'm smashing, I still want to do stuff with
Speaker 1: a man.
Speaker 2: But you'd be ready to bring him to the Christmas.
Speaker 1: Because we friends. I like all the people that I
Speaker 1: like to be in the same vicinity. So this is
Speaker 1: who I'm kicking it with, and were kicking it often,
Speaker 1: Like why would I not want to have him around?
Speaker 1: I don't do I don't be kicking it with multiple people.
Speaker 2: So if I don't get tired, you don't get tired.
Speaker 1: No, I like men.
Speaker 2: I'd be ready for a motherfucking to get lost after
Speaker 2: a couple of hours.
Speaker 1: Like, oh listen, I'm not saying you take time for
Speaker 1: me to grow you're not single. No, I'm not single,
Speaker 1: and I'm also not in a relationship. Well what well, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: you know, child, know what you're talking about. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: not single.
Speaker 2: I'm very single. I'm going into New Year with no
Speaker 2: niggas none zero.
Speaker 1: Ain't nobody making into the new countdown? Mm hmmm? Not
Speaker 1: even some friends? What you mean, like, you don't have
Speaker 1: any guy friends that could potentially be somebody next year? Nothing? No, damn,
Speaker 1: you know, I got it. You know I'm not.
Speaker 2: I haven't been letting people get too close as of
Speaker 2: twenty twenty three.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: So and then the last nigga that I was really
Speaker 2: like trying to give some attention to he started acting
Speaker 2: stupid around my birthday because he want to take me on.
Speaker 1: No trip tam holiday. See that birthday has been more
Speaker 1: more important important.
Speaker 2: So then I just been chilling and then must been
Speaker 2: rolling by. Next thing, you know, I'm wearing machic pajamas
Speaker 2: with my mom and I'm okay with it though.
Speaker 1: Yeah fucking.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 2: The last one. Top five reasons he fell back right
Speaker 2: before Christmas.
Speaker 1: The reason he fell back like the reason the nigga
Speaker 1: gave you.
Speaker 2: Like why why do men typically disappear right before Christmas?
Speaker 1: Are like excuses they gave you? Oh probably, I was
Speaker 1: about to say, more like the excuses they'll give you
Speaker 1: because they fall back because usually they got somebody else
Speaker 1: that they gotta They know they gotta be there for Christmas. Right,
Speaker 1: So now I gotta figure out I can start an
Speaker 1: argument with this bitch. Nigga do that to me on
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day once? Oh me too, Like, nigga, if you
Speaker 1: couldn't do this, why are you doing it?
Speaker 4: So?
Speaker 1: Now you out rushing me? This is my twenties man,
Speaker 1: you rushing me. You got the nastiest attitude of me
Speaker 1: because somebody probably blowing your phone up because you got
Speaker 1: to You're trying to balance you bitches on one day.
Speaker 1: Like listen, just hurt, just hurt my feelings because this
Speaker 1: is this right here, you being weird towards me on
Speaker 1: this type of day. This is hurting my feelings more
Speaker 1: than you just ghosting right, just going on because guess what,
Speaker 1: I too have options. I too am choosing to be
Speaker 1: with you right now. I could have I could have
Speaker 1: hung up with somebody who I don't like like that,
Speaker 1: just to.
Speaker 2: Just to have something I think another reason why people
Speaker 2: get missing is because they're too embarrassed to say they
Speaker 2: can't afford to get you anything.
Speaker 1: For that's true.
Speaker 2: That might be a thing to ego. Mm hmm, like
Speaker 2: it hurt my ego too bad to stay. I'm broke,
Speaker 2: so I'm just gonna find a reason to get missing.
Speaker 1: You're the problem. You don't listen. I feel like you
Speaker 1: was dismissive of my feelings that day two weeks ago,
Speaker 1: right like, what, yeah, ego? What else would be another
Speaker 1: reason why men disappear? I mean the obvious already in
Speaker 1: a relationship with somebody else, too many people trying to
Speaker 1: spend money.
Speaker 2: On They already paid you one hundred thousand dollars for
Speaker 2: an abortion. They don't want no parcel, you know.
Speaker 1: I would take that. Please send me one hundred thousand
Speaker 1: dollars for Christmas? Okay, for an abortion? Dio the fun
Speaker 1: Damn they just be having abortions for free. At least
Speaker 1: make these niggas literally pay, not just yes, not just
Speaker 1: for the procedure, actually make them pay to not have
Speaker 1: because an actual grown kid costs more than one hundred thousand.
Speaker 2: Right so, and the mental anguish said that I don't
Speaker 2: think men understand, like what you put your body through
Speaker 2: and your mental through.
Speaker 1: There should be abortion insurance where you could, like men
Speaker 1: can have this insurance where you could file against his
Speaker 1: assurance if he gets you pregnant for compensation.
Speaker 2: Oh that makes sense, you see.
Speaker 1: Like when you get in a car accident, like it
Speaker 1: fuck you up, Like they can't tell you how long
Speaker 1: this accident is going to affect you. You can't tell
Speaker 1: me how long this abortion is gonna affect me, So
Speaker 1: I need to be compensated for this pain and suffering.
Speaker 2: You Like, if you old nigga got abortion assurance, you're
Speaker 2: dealing with a nasty, dirty one. Fuckers, they need it.
Speaker 1: They need abortion insurance.
Speaker 5: That gives stay farm a new meaning, yo, for real,
Speaker 5: Like somebody might need to come up with some ship
Speaker 5: like that, I mean assures somebody exactly, because assurance is
Speaker 5: just some fake ship everybody pays into anyway.
Speaker 1: So it's it's just an idea. What if what if
Speaker 1: this bitch get pregnant insurance? Why not?
Speaker 2: But just think about how niggas would just be skeeaking
Speaker 2: all recklessly if they had abortion insurance.
Speaker 1: Dog Okay, so you know they have like the port
Speaker 1: in Charleston. The men, they literally have insurance for sexual harassment.
Speaker 1: Instead of course correcting, the men are firing the bad apples, y'all.
Speaker 1: Literally let the men sexually harass the women. The women
Speaker 1: file lawsuits and they get paid insurance. It's the same thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's kind of like lost prevention.
Speaker 1: Like where is self control? So if you don't have
Speaker 1: no self control as a man and you like to
Speaker 1: hit that pussy raw multiple women, abortion insurance, you need
Speaker 1: to come out with it. Hey, y'all, this is our
Speaker 1: Christmas episode. So there's that ho ho ho ho ho. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I don't know the top five reasons they fall back.
Speaker 1: We said ego, we said, becau has they already got
Speaker 1: somebody else money and broke broke. They don't like you anyway.
Speaker 1: They don't want to.
Speaker 2: Spend Christmas with someone they don't really like. Like that.
Speaker 1: You're pussy good though during the other days, during the
Speaker 1: other rest of the month.
Speaker 2: That's so hurtful.
Speaker 1: Listen. This is why women have to be more careful
Speaker 1: what they pussy.
Speaker 2: To just be reduced to your body parts is a
Speaker 2: hurtful thing.
Speaker 1: Listen. Man, men are reduced to their wallets. What y'all
Speaker 1: want to do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess you're.
Speaker 1: Right, and that we could do. But it's just it's
Speaker 1: just the way it is. Women are like literally a commodity.
Speaker 1: We are. Pussy be selling faster than cocaine. Yeah, digital pussy.
Speaker 2: Now what's digital pussy?
Speaker 1: Batty's Club? All these fucking yes, poor no digital question.
Speaker 1: And I feel like that's a better hustle to actually
Speaker 1: being outside having sex.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and on the corner, because you're not exchanging real
Speaker 2: like your body in a real.
Speaker 1: Way, put your feet on there. Whatever it is. I
Speaker 1: just gotta find my niche, Like, what can I hear
Speaker 1: a negga that pay me to do? On the Only show?
Speaker 1: Shut up? They just just sitting there looking Let's see
Speaker 1: how Ashley to stay quiet? As long as you're paying,
Speaker 1: I'll shut the fuck up what I'm saying. Man, I
Speaker 1: definitely I have a dollar amount you could pay me
Speaker 1: to be miserable. I could shut the fuck up. You
Speaker 1: just gotta pay me too, though.
Speaker 2: Dumb bitch stories, because we've all been a dumb bitch
Speaker 2: at least it wasn't twice. Okay, I have a dumb
Speaker 2: bitch story. Uh, this wasn't sent to us, but I
Speaker 2: found it online. I thought i'd shared it with you guys.
Speaker 2: It goes the second I unwrapped my Christmas gift. I
Speaker 2: knew instantly Kyl was having a fair and it was serious.
Speaker 2: My husband, Cal and I have been together since we
Speaker 2: were kids. We met during orientation week at university. It
Speaker 2: had been together for twelve years when I found out
Speaker 2: he'd been cheating. Kyl and I have three kids, all
Speaker 2: primary school age, and life has been busy. I guess
Speaker 2: we became ships in the night, always working, shuttling someone somewhere,
Speaker 2: or organizing the children's social calendars. We haven't spent much
Speaker 2: time on us lately. Not that it's any excuse for
Speaker 2: what he did, but I feel like I should have
Speaker 2: seen it coming. It was Christmas Day when I figured
Speaker 2: out Kyl had been cheating. He gave me a book
Speaker 2: for a gift. It was a great book too, a
Speaker 2: real page turner, but it wasn't the diamond necklace I
Speaker 2: found in his underwear drawer a couple of weeks earlier.
Speaker 2: Cal and I haven't bothered with extravagant gifts for years now,
Speaker 2: so I don't know why it didn't set off alarm
Speaker 2: bells when I first came across it. I guess I
Speaker 2: was too busy being tough that he'd made such an effort.
Speaker 2: I even went out and bought him some concert tickets
Speaker 2: to go with the new shirts I'd bought him to
Speaker 2: try to even things up. Then he gave me the book.
Speaker 2: It was hard to hide my feelings as I unwrapped
Speaker 2: the package. From the outside, it didn't look like a
Speaker 2: jewelry box, but I figured he was being clever and
Speaker 2: wrapping it in a bigger box to throw me off
Speaker 2: the scin Then, when I realized it really was a book,
Speaker 2: everything came crashing.
Speaker 1: Down around me.
Speaker 2: I could hear my heart beat in my ears as
Speaker 2: I realized that the diamond necklace wasn't for me, it
Speaker 2: was for someone else. I did my best to plaster
Speaker 2: or smile on my face and got through the rest
Speaker 2: of the day, celebrating Christmas with our kids and families.
Speaker 2: By the time everyone went to bed that night, exhausted
Speaker 2: and stuff with food, I lept on the chance to
Speaker 2: search through Cow's phone. I didn't see her at first
Speaker 2: because he used his cousin's name to cover her up.
Speaker 2: So Travis had been sending him text messages as recently
Speaker 2: as yesterday, saying how much he loved the necklace and
Speaker 2: that he couldn't wait to start a fresh year together.
Speaker 2: Not Travis loving a necklace, all right. Searching back further,
Speaker 2: I found pictures of Travis. I didn't know her, but
Speaker 2: she definitely wasn't his cousin, and I would pretty I
Speaker 2: was pretty sure her name wasn't no fucking Travis, even
Speaker 2: though I suspected it all day. Having my fears confirmed
Speaker 2: was gutting. Kyle had told me he planned to watch
Speaker 2: the cricket, watch cricket.
Speaker 1: So these must be some Europeans.
Speaker 2: And uh with Travis on Boxing Day?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: So Boxing Day is the day after Christmas in England.
Speaker 2: That's another Yeah, that's another holiday. So I put two
Speaker 2: and two together and realized he was planning on spending
Speaker 2: the day with her. I read all of his cheating
Speaker 2: at texts. I crept it in the bedroom, grabbed some
Speaker 2: of my things and packed a bag. I needed time
Speaker 2: to think and I didn't want to be left at
Speaker 2: home tomorrow while Kyle went off who knows where with
Speaker 2: this woman. I grabbed a nuber and checked into a
Speaker 2: five star hotel in the city, paid for on our
Speaker 2: joint account, and spend the next three days ordering room service,
Speaker 2: watching movies, and crying my eyes out. Kyle called dozens
Speaker 2: of the time, saying he was worried sick, but he
Speaker 2: was probably just pissed off he had to stay home
Speaker 2: with the children instead of running off with his little
Speaker 2: bitch of a girlfriend. When I had finished crying was
Speaker 2: ready to face him. I went home and told cal
Speaker 2: what I had worked out. I thought he'd be remorseful
Speaker 2: and begged to work things out, but instead he was
Speaker 2: cold and clinical. Now that you know, I guess it's
Speaker 2: a good time to start talking about separation. Then he
Speaker 2: said hein't do some shit.
Speaker 1: That some bullshit.
Speaker 2: He told me the woman's name was Nicole and she
Speaker 2: worked in his office. Y'all gotta watch them bitches at
Speaker 2: the job and work wife. He'd been trying to work
Speaker 2: out a way to tell me, but he felt like
Speaker 2: I wasn't strong enough to deal with it. I was
Speaker 2: so furious when he somehow he no. I was so
Speaker 2: furious he was somehow trying to turn this back on
Speaker 2: me when he was the one that had been cheating.
Speaker 2: I told I told him to pack his bags and
Speaker 2: leave that day. It's been six months since Kyle moved
Speaker 2: out and straight to Nicole's apartment. The children tell me
Speaker 2: they seem very much in love. Perhaps one day I'll
Speaker 2: be happy for them, but now I'm just happy for
Speaker 2: me because I met someone and we're spending our first
Speaker 2: Christmas together. I guess things work out how they should.
Speaker 1: Mmm, fuck you, cow shame you had Travis. What was
Speaker 1: the girl real name Nicole? From the off the coal,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Listen, they say, sometimes your husband might
Speaker 1: already be married to somebody else.
Speaker 2: You just got to wait for the divorce, right and look,
Speaker 2: you found a new nigga that you're about to have
Speaker 2: a happy Christmas with. So I guess things do work out.
Speaker 1: For the best. And send them kids right onto their
Speaker 1: daddy house in the girlfriend apartment wherever he at. Send
Speaker 1: them as right on over there, shoot right coming.
Speaker 2: Back reporting back that they see you happy.
Speaker 1: Shure, Why are you even asking? She trying to hurt
Speaker 1: her own feelings.
Speaker 2: Right asking the kids if they happy? I wouldn't ask
Speaker 2: them kids. Shit, I'm like, hey, take this with you
Speaker 2: over there for the Christmas and it'd be a bag
Speaker 2: of cold.
Speaker 1: Shame. Y'all. Enjoy y'all Christmas, no matter what that's the
Speaker 1: moral of this episode. Okay, no matter if you're single,
Speaker 1: in a relationship, especially we got kids, like that's always
Speaker 1: gonna be happy, happy Christmas with the kids and all that.
Speaker 1: Just make the best of whatever situation you're in. For
Speaker 1: this twenty twenty three Christmas holidays.
Speaker 2: Ain't nothing better than a mother's face while she holding
Speaker 2: her robe clothes, with her cup of coffee, watching them
Speaker 2: kids open their presents and the look of like just
Speaker 2: fulfillment on that mama's face.
Speaker 1: Because she's bringing joy to her kids. Oh. I love that.
Speaker 1: That's the best part of Christmas. Man, She made Christmas happen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so I love that because typically the daddy,
Speaker 2: if the daddy's there, he's sitting there watching it. Surprise
Speaker 2: that the gifts too, because he ain't have nothing to
Speaker 2: do with picking out shit or going to get the gifts.
Speaker 1: He enjoyed and gave the debit card.
Speaker 2: He probably paid for him, right, But I'm saying he's
Speaker 2: just as surprised as what's coming out of the boxes
Speaker 2: as the children.
Speaker 1: Mary Christmas, y'all.
Speaker 2: No, I just got one more little story I remember
Speaker 2: this is how how did you find out? Santa Claus
Speaker 2: wasn't real.
Speaker 1: I always we was always going to the soul. What
Speaker 1: my mom gonna get our ship? So you have them.
Speaker 2: So you never got to believe in Santa Claus. No, yeah,
Speaker 2: I definitely got that.
Speaker 1: We did.
Speaker 2: But I remember, like, you know how you don't really
Speaker 2: go to sleep. You'd be like, well, now, I guess
Speaker 2: you don't know because you didn't. You was never waiting
Speaker 2: on no white man to come down the chimney, ever,
Speaker 2: so my daddy. So I was like waiting because I
Speaker 2: wanted to see Santa Claus so bad. And like my
Speaker 2: mom help us make cookies every year, well she really
Speaker 2: didn't help. She would oversee. She'd be like, these are
Speaker 2: your cookies. If I help, y'all, Santa's not gonna eat
Speaker 2: these cookies. Y'all gotta making yourself. I'll just oversee it.
Speaker 2: So we did all the real work, and the cookies
Speaker 2: will always be like bad because we just you know,
Speaker 2: it was just doing shit. It might have had a
Speaker 2: little eggshell in there, little you know, who knows, right.
Speaker 2: I remember like sneaking, like just looking in the living
Speaker 2: room to see what was going on, and I saw
Speaker 2: my mom and daddy rapping gifts, and my mom telling
Speaker 2: my daddy to eat their motherfucking cookies. And my daddy said,
Speaker 2: I ain't eating them nasty motherfucker cookies. She's like, and she said, bitch,
Speaker 2: you better eat them kids cookies. And I was like,
Speaker 2: it's all a scale.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you had a big imagination as a kid.
Speaker 2: Look, you better eating their motherfucking cookies. That's what she said,
Speaker 2: and he refused.
Speaker 3: I ain't giving goddamn man goodness sit y'all know, Christmas
Speaker 3: is a whole pagan holiday and y'all putting out little
Speaker 3: treats for whatever, y'all worshiping cookies.
Speaker 2: It's just about having an imagination.
Speaker 1: Goodness, y'all. We love y'all.
Speaker 2: Marry Christmas, man for.
Speaker 1: Sure, Marry Marry, Merry Christmas. Send us y'all worst Christmas stories, no,
Speaker 1: actually tell us all y'all Christmas when we want to
Speaker 1: hear how was Christmas this year? With these niggas, we
Speaker 1: ain't got one. All right, y'all listen. If you enjoyed
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