1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:06,880 Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone Prime Morning. That's one. Hello. Hey, 2 00:00:06,920 --> 00:00:10,000 Speaker 1: this is coach. I was looking for Skyler's dad, Jason. 3 00:00:11,080 --> 00:00:13,680 Speaker 1: This is this is Jason. Who who is this? This 4 00:00:13,760 --> 00:00:17,439 Speaker 1: is coach your Skyler's dad? Right, Yeah, I'm Skylar's dad. 5 00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:21,439 Speaker 1: But who am I talking to? Coach? Okay, you gotta 6 00:00:21,520 --> 00:00:23,560 Speaker 1: we gotta quit it with this coach thing. What's your name, dude? 7 00:00:24,520 --> 00:00:27,160 Speaker 1: My name is coach. That's what I like to go by. 8 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:29,960 Speaker 1: I'm the new defensive back coach on your son's flag 9 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:32,800 Speaker 1: football team. Nice to meet you. You can just call 10 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:36,920 Speaker 1: me coach. Thank you. Well, what's your first name? My 11 00:00:36,960 --> 00:00:39,160 Speaker 1: first name is coach, and you will call me coach. 12 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:41,839 Speaker 1: That's what I expect to be called by everybody in 13 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:44,400 Speaker 1: my life, Thank you very much. My mom can call 14 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:47,160 Speaker 1: me Donald. Other than that, everybody else calls me coach. 15 00:00:47,320 --> 00:00:49,040 Speaker 1: Skyler calls me coach. The other kids on the team 16 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:50,960 Speaker 1: call me coach, the other coaches call me coach, and 17 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:54,200 Speaker 1: you will call me coach as well. So your name 18 00:00:54,240 --> 00:01:00,240 Speaker 1: is Donald, my name is coach. Okay, okay, are you 19 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:02,680 Speaker 1: blowing whistles into my ear? But my name is coach 20 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:05,160 Speaker 1: because I'm the coach of this team. And I demand 21 00:01:05,160 --> 00:01:07,319 Speaker 1: some respect. Nobody calls me by my first name. They 22 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:10,800 Speaker 1: only call me coach. That's including the parents. Sorry to 23 00:01:10,840 --> 00:01:12,560 Speaker 1: get a little sorry to get a little up in 24 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:14,280 Speaker 1: your face there, but that's how I do things. I'd 25 00:01:14,319 --> 00:01:16,559 Speaker 1: like to be called coach. Please, So if you please 26 00:01:16,560 --> 00:01:21,040 Speaker 1: respect me and call me coach, thank you. Okay, whatever, Coach, 27 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:23,480 Speaker 1: what are you calling me for? I'm calling you because 28 00:01:23,520 --> 00:01:26,800 Speaker 1: I've been assessing your son, Skyler and his athletic ability 29 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:31,000 Speaker 1: or should I say lack thereof lack of. My son 30 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:32,760 Speaker 1: is one of the best players on the team, so 31 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:34,520 Speaker 1: I don't know if you're talking about correction, you'd be 32 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:35,720 Speaker 1: one of the best players on the team if I 33 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:37,520 Speaker 1: was coaching a team of water boys. But last time 34 00:01:37,560 --> 00:01:39,960 Speaker 1: I checked on the defensive back coach for this flag 35 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:43,120 Speaker 1: football team, and your son Skyler attempts to play the 36 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:47,960 Speaker 1: position of defensive back. Is that true or not true? Oh, 37 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:49,920 Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about. First of all, 38 00:01:49,920 --> 00:01:51,640 Speaker 1: I don't know who you are, and I don't know 39 00:01:51,640 --> 00:01:54,160 Speaker 1: why you're talking about my son. My son carries that team, 40 00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:58,960 Speaker 1: so I don't know what kind of mess your son 41 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:02,520 Speaker 1: should be carrying water to some other more athletically talented 42 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:05,120 Speaker 1: children and maybe even spitting it from his mouth into 43 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:08,720 Speaker 1: their mouth. That's the kind of talent he has. What 44 00:02:08,760 --> 00:02:11,920 Speaker 1: the are you talking about. I'm talking about the fact 45 00:02:11,919 --> 00:02:15,919 Speaker 1: that your son is benched until further notice, until TFN 46 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:20,440 Speaker 1: or un further notice, is what I'm saying. Dude, you're 47 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:23,480 Speaker 1: not even the head coach, like I know, the head coach, 48 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:26,800 Speaker 1: not yet. You were right. I might be an assistant coach. Okay, 49 00:02:26,840 --> 00:02:29,120 Speaker 1: I might be an assistant to assistant coach, it doesn't matter. 50 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:30,880 Speaker 1: But I will soon be the head coach of this 51 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:33,400 Speaker 1: football team, and this football team plays to win. I 52 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:35,760 Speaker 1: will not have losers on this team, and Skyler is 53 00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:37,440 Speaker 1: on his way to being a loser, just like his father. 54 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:41,480 Speaker 1: I can tell me a loser. Dude. You're that's right. 55 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:42,959 Speaker 1: Maybe if you would have sat on the bench a 56 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,679 Speaker 1: little bit when you were playing flag football like Skyler's 57 00:02:45,680 --> 00:02:47,200 Speaker 1: gonna have to, you grew up to be a winner. 58 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:48,480 Speaker 1: But I can tell based on the way that you're 59 00:02:48,520 --> 00:02:51,919 Speaker 1: whining that you're nothing about a whiney little cry baby too. Yeah, 60 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:54,320 Speaker 1: where do you think he got his athletic ability from? 61 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:56,160 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what'd you say? I was too busy? Blowing 62 00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:59,399 Speaker 1: my whistle. Yo, you blow that whistle one more time. 63 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:07,200 Speaker 1: I'm up. That was three times. You got one more time. 64 00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:09,000 Speaker 1: I'm coming down there. I'll do you better than that. 65 00:03:09,040 --> 00:03:11,880 Speaker 1: I'll do you better than that two times. Come on 66 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:14,359 Speaker 1: down here, big boy. Come on down here, big boy, 67 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:16,040 Speaker 1: and shove up where the sun don't shine. I'm not 68 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:18,320 Speaker 1: wearing any pants right now, so the opportunity is perfect. 69 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:21,799 Speaker 1: What you're wearing any pants right now? That's why I 70 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:23,480 Speaker 1: made my office with no pants on, ready for you 71 00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:24,880 Speaker 1: to come down here and see what you're made of. 72 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:27,840 Speaker 1: Oh oh no, I'll warn you. You're gonna have to 73 00:03:27,919 --> 00:03:30,640 Speaker 1: kiss me square on the lips before that happens. Bucko. 74 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:34,960 Speaker 1: I'm coming down there right now. Well, I hope. So 75 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:36,600 Speaker 1: you're gonna kiss me square on the lips like a 76 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:38,800 Speaker 1: man and then put this what's or wherever you want it? 77 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:48,480 Speaker 1: What I'm coming down there right now? You better Well, No, 78 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:49,839 Speaker 1: I just called to tell you it's a prank phone 79 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:53,560 Speaker 1: call and you shouldn't come down here. What I'm sorry 80 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:57,880 Speaker 1: about that? What? What's going on? What's going on? Is 81 00:03:57,920 --> 00:04:00,120 Speaker 1: this is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show doing a 82 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:02,600 Speaker 1: prank on you and your wife, Lynnette set you up 83 00:04:03,720 --> 00:04:06,960 Speaker 1: this Lynette, this is jew Well, no, this is Jewil 84 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,800 Speaker 1: from the Jewel Show. Your wife set you up. She 85 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:11,840 Speaker 1: wanted me to call as one of the coaches from 86 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:14,000 Speaker 1: your son's flag football league and just be a total 87 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:16,080 Speaker 1: a hole. So I guess it works because you were 88 00:04:16,080 --> 00:04:19,760 Speaker 1: almost out the door to come beat me up. So oh, 89 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:21,520 Speaker 1: I was really coming down there to do that with 90 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:26,240 Speaker 1: their whistle. Wake up every morning with Jebil phone pranks.