Speaker 1: Forever. Look mad oh, I see you my line and
Speaker 1: look over there? How is that culture? Yes, goodness, let
Speaker 1: there is a little bit of verve and also a
Speaker 1: little bit of swerve words. And what I love about
Speaker 1: my best friend is that I can look him in
Speaker 1: the eyes and he knows the cadence with which my
Speaker 1: voice will take the rise in the falls? Mama, do
Speaker 1: you think that is because we have spent so much
Speaker 1: time together that cellularly we're together? This is the reason why.
Speaker 1: And I can, I can trace it back and located
Speaker 1: to a specific moment, and I think our guest was
Speaker 1: actually in the room when this happen. Oftentimes, Well, this
Speaker 1: was when we realized that, like, this is why we
Speaker 1: have this sensibility that we share. Is because we were
Speaker 1: watching one night we got we got a little stones
Speaker 1: like five years and we were watching we were watching
Speaker 1: the season finale of a season two finale of Grayson Anatomy,
Speaker 1: and we watched the part where as he says, um,
Speaker 1: it was me. It is all bad. Why I didn't
Speaker 1: No one helped me. I thought I was a surgeon,
Speaker 1: but I can I thought it was a surgeon, but
Speaker 1: I'm not, so I quit. And then we realized we
Speaker 1: laughed at that because we like, we're just like speaking
Speaker 1: along with it, and we were. And then you said,
Speaker 1: the reason why we find the same thing is funny
Speaker 1: is because we we listened to that cadence do those things.
Speaker 1: It's about the cadence. In fact, the funny thing that
Speaker 1: we've been saying over the past couple of days and
Speaker 1: you know what I'm gonna say is and this is
Speaker 1: a great segue. It's a phenomenal segue. Is in the
Speaker 1: promos for the SNL episode last week, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say Tina fe and Nicki minaje. Yes, Tina
Speaker 1: goes out here. Do you want to be ten? Or
Speaker 1: should I be? You'd be you'd be nicking Albina? Okay, okay, great. Hi,
Speaker 1: I'm Tina Fean. I'm hosting us all this week with
Speaker 1: musical guest Nicki Minaj, Nicky Should I say it? Yes? Really? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I say it. It's gonna be let. You shouldn't have
Speaker 1: said that. Nicki Minaj is so good in these promos.
Speaker 1: She's an actress first and foremost an actress. Now we
Speaker 1: say Saturday Night Live and it's a phenomenal, phenomenal our
Speaker 1: phenomenal guest who we are proud of realizing her destiny
Speaker 1: each day truly, and I mean she's she's not gonna agreement,
Speaker 1: She's not gonna It's been a journey to get her
Speaker 1: back on. It's been a journey to get it back
Speaker 1: because the bitches book. The book is. The bitch is
Speaker 1: booked and busy and can't be bothered the credits. I mean,
Speaker 1: let me tell you something. One of the like writers
Speaker 1: Dujore of Saturday Night Live. Okay, you've all She's also
Speaker 1: written for Maya and Marty. And I'm proud to say
Speaker 1: that we have a web series out and I will
Speaker 1: remind you of this till the day I die, called
Speaker 1: Power Couple that is featuring Bowen Yang. And listen, there's many, many,
Speaker 1: many fucking things to come because our guests, as Chris
Speaker 1: Allen one said in a song, no one remembers, there
Speaker 1: have no boundary. Boundary. It bears repeating. He says it
Speaker 1: one more time, there are no boundaries. Well, let's introduce her,
Speaker 1: shall we. Everyone. It's Sudy green Ship, a two time
Speaker 1: guest Chris Allen. Remember Chris, No, I think the winner
Speaker 1: of Season nine? Oh No, I think he was the
Speaker 1: winner of season. Well, this is funny that we say
Speaker 1: this because last night they crowned an American Idle winner. Sure,
Speaker 1: and then did we and then who is it? Do
Speaker 1: we care? Her name is Maddie Pope. Come on, Maddie Pope?
Speaker 1: Wait do you do? You know what the tea is? Though?
Speaker 1: So this is dating the number two guys dating in
Speaker 1: the runner up, which they revealed live on the air.
Speaker 1: It's like a Justin and Kelly called when you are
Speaker 1: like in um, like in a you're in a captor
Speaker 1: situation and yeah, like they were like in a in
Speaker 1: the trenches together, you know what I mean? And it's
Speaker 1: kind of it's actually exactly like not kind of like,
Speaker 1: but it's two people on American idol ending up. Dating
Speaker 1: is exactly like um, when they liberated the Jews from
Speaker 1: the camps and then so many of those liberated Jews
Speaker 1: um moved to towns together and created new families. So well,
Speaker 1: because oh my god, you guys. I did the show
Speaker 1: this weekend called You're the Experts, a podcast hosted by
Speaker 1: Chris Stephie guy um. But he always brings on like
Speaker 1: some academic, some scientist, person specialist whatever to come out
Speaker 1: and then like it's a panel three comedians that sort
Speaker 1: of play games to sort of talk about and riff
Speaker 1: off of their profession. And it's usually some like cool
Speaker 1: esoteric scientists that like it works with like brown dwarves
Speaker 1: and space and like that kind of stuff. But the
Speaker 1: doctor for this time that I was on was the
Speaker 1: most success. Like she she is the scientists for match
Speaker 1: dot com, she is the eight Books, she's a p
Speaker 1: about love, she's the love anthropologists. Basically, she's a doctor.
Speaker 1: And she was in love Doctor like fifty cents and
Speaker 1: his song, and she was she was amazing. And what
Speaker 1: she said was that like people who go through these
Speaker 1: like very not traumatic experiences, but like us, just what
Speaker 1: they like I mean that is that is something that
Speaker 1: just sort of triggers some susceptibility to get it. I
Speaker 1: get it. It's like it's like, um, why so many
Speaker 1: co stars get together? There you go, there you go.
Speaker 1: It's a way to hack love. If you so wish
Speaker 1: to do you hacked love? Well, do you think that
Speaker 1: she can help us? Because for the first time in
Speaker 1: a long time, three of us are all single, single together.
Speaker 1: Oh oh and you oh y'all, And let me announce
Speaker 1: and I was not the person who came up with us.
Speaker 1: I believe it was Matt. But it is the summer
Speaker 1: of kunt. Can we reveal? We can reveal it is
Speaker 1: the summer of kunt with a K. That is the
Speaker 1: title of our group chat on the three of us yea,
Speaker 1: and there's many different Um. We're also in a in
Speaker 1: a group chat with a bunch of gay boys you
Speaker 1: know and love called twink corrors, like when you core
Speaker 1: a twink do you know? I thought it was called
Speaker 1: twink choir, which would honestly which cho They could be
Speaker 1: a beautiful choir. Um, But summers twinks when they get
Speaker 1: had sex toy, they get a cord Oh gorgeous like
Speaker 1: an apple? Yeah? Like cop, did you ever have like
Speaker 1: one of those slicers in your kitchen that had like
Speaker 1: all the little segments just like push it over? And
Speaker 1: my mom eventually got rid of ours because she said,
Speaker 1: too hard to clean. You hard to clean to get
Speaker 1: in there and rub every surface. I just put it
Speaker 1: in the dishwasher. Is it dishrusher safe? I believe because
Speaker 1: bone is rich, very wealthy, but inswasher, like we can
Speaker 1: just run it every two minutes for one item. You
Speaker 1: do have a dishwasher? Don't you may play in Brooklyn? Yeah? Wait,
Speaker 1: did you guys ever remember that song that you guys
Speaker 1: brought into pop Roulette one day about the dishwasher. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm gonta dishwasher? Oh my god? Was that I got
Speaker 1: a dishwasher? I'm going on a Washersha, That's not how it?
Speaker 1: How did it? Okay, you guys start in and you
Speaker 1: get the two of you wrote. We did write it
Speaker 1: together and it went like this. Then I got a
Speaker 1: dishwasher and it changed my world. Then I got a
Speaker 1: dishwasher and it changed my world. Cool boy, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I remember, and remember had a harmony because I had
Speaker 1: a really good hartment. I went up on the third drink.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, yeah, wow, oh my god? Waits a hit?
Speaker 1: Was the game? Got a dishwasher and it changed my world? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I got a dishwasher and changed myl was the game?
Speaker 1: Just that we had a dishwasher? Was truly a nothing song.
Speaker 1: The two of you knew it was never gonna go
Speaker 1: and um you came in and you were like, I
Speaker 1: think Matt was like, I'm going to go first, and
Speaker 1: we're going to read this song. And I really viscerally
Speaker 1: is like imprinted. You really remembered it? Oh yeah, definitely did.
Speaker 1: I gotta say I brought in nothing but turd nuggets
Speaker 1: to Popularly because I was still getting my sea legs
Speaker 1: in terms of being a writer. But you were already
Speaker 1: the beginning for you. But I was just like, what,
Speaker 1: how does this work? But I also think you were
Speaker 1: super in your head as always be like get out.
Speaker 1: You wrote a couple of really good things. Though I
Speaker 1: loved your Grinder song. Grinder was fun. He wrote like
Speaker 1: a fifties like you about being on Grinder. My favorite
Speaker 1: part about and I'm sorry, but the Grinder does remind
Speaker 1: me of this My favorite part about the sketch group
Speaker 1: that we were all together and which is called Papulett,
Speaker 1: which you guys have talked about look it up. Yeah
Speaker 1: you know do or don't, um, but we did take
Speaker 1: But the best part about Popularlett would be we performed
Speaker 1: a lot of this space called pit and um, we
Speaker 1: would all be backstage because not all of us would
Speaker 1: always be singing at once, and um, sometimes you would
Speaker 1: just be hearing the performance going on and you would
Speaker 1: just hear somebody eat it just one hot And I
Speaker 1: did like a million times in Big and Beautiful, which
Speaker 1: is like big is and it I'm hand and then
Speaker 1: like they like you hear the pieces laugh on station.
Speaker 1: I just remember there was one time that we take grinder.
Speaker 1: It's like kids know, I know, because sometimes bombed so
Speaker 1: hard in that space that like I could hear people
Speaker 1: and then we would all be backstage and like look
Speaker 1: at each other and it would be so funny because
Speaker 1: everybody would just be like like this these pieces that
Speaker 1: these pieces that we would rehearse to death, like because
Speaker 1: we used tracks, it wasn't it wasn't like a band
Speaker 1: situation where like there was a mess up and like
Speaker 1: you can look at the band and like you can
Speaker 1: jump back in. It was like no, if you funked
Speaker 1: up to the track, you were done that. We everybody
Speaker 1: did it. I mean everybody fully ate it um at
Speaker 1: one point. But also the fact that we were so
Speaker 1: overrehearsed at times or very well rehearsed at times, and
Speaker 1: it would be like Dave Mazzony like you know, just
Speaker 1: like his head blown up with power, like in the
Speaker 1: basement of Tish and being like you move on fart
Speaker 1: and he pops up on Come on, come broken doll.
Speaker 1: Tess up, broken dolls, your parents buying new stuff at Christmas. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm all gonna be little Elf seven. Hey, it's so wait.
Speaker 1: I will say this, though, I think that popular Lett
Speaker 1: was my personal creative peak. That's not true. It was
Speaker 1: one that's not true too, when studio is like, you know,
Speaker 1: look up at the videos are don't didn't the three
Speaker 1: of us on Summer of Con before it with Summer
Speaker 1: of Con like do a little exchange recently of like
Speaker 1: video links like within the last like a few months. Yeah,
Speaker 1: remember this video and like the consensus so much. And
Speaker 1: you know, also the thing is that, well, we are
Speaker 1: incredibly young. He still me are very young, but also
Speaker 1: like it's weird to say that we were so young
Speaker 1: when those were coming out, Like I'm watching I remember, like,
Speaker 1: you know, entire weeks of my life being like rehearsals,
Speaker 1: preparing for the show, preparing for video shoots, you know,
Speaker 1: putting money into this, and I'm like twenty two. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I will say, I'm really I have no paper regrets
Speaker 1: about pop. Did that because I knew City would hate it,
Speaker 1: But that really was like that was rigorous. I mean
Speaker 1: we we met twice a week for a long time
Speaker 1: we were coming out of I think like also an
Speaker 1: advantage that we had was we were coming out of
Speaker 1: n y U, where we were used to that rehearsal schedule.
Speaker 1: And I feel like a lot of times when people
Speaker 1: start comedy, they didn't necessarily go to school for like
Speaker 1: the arts or whatever, so it's not that mentality. And
Speaker 1: in fact, pap Roulette wasn't really a lot of people
Speaker 1: that identified as comedians, Like there were some people that
Speaker 1: were like dabbling in both. I would say like half
Speaker 1: the cast hadn't even thought in themselves that way before
Speaker 1: the group, and now everybody is like so funny and
Speaker 1: doing great things. But it was like, oh no, this
Speaker 1: is like first and foremost an acting and performing group
Speaker 1: and we want to just be snatched. Yes, it was
Speaker 1: that really was. It was kind of just like especially
Speaker 1: those first few remember that, like when we put the
Speaker 1: show up at the pit and we're like, yeah, I'll
Speaker 1: see what happens. And then people actually liked it and
Speaker 1: it was it was cool. I I liked it. I mean,
Speaker 1: just the fusion of sketch comedy and music so many
Speaker 1: times in the first couple of months, Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: it was. I just remember really viscerally, like you guys
Speaker 1: had maybe met a couple of times, and Matt was like,
Speaker 1: come in and like do musical sketches and I can't
Speaker 1: sing and all this stuff, and then I think I
Speaker 1: wrote a song about like finding Mitt Romney sexy or something.
Speaker 1: Murray Hill was the first one, really good one that yeah,
Speaker 1: oh you wrote a really good song about murray Hill.
Speaker 1: And it was our first like big production number. And
Speaker 1: it wasn't like you didn't come in with like a
Speaker 1: realized song because you had never written a song before,
Speaker 1: but um, it was so good. There were people in
Speaker 1: the group that had real musical talent, so it was
Speaker 1: this thing. And that's why I wanted you to come
Speaker 1: in so bad, because I knew that we needed like
Speaker 1: people to come in with really really really good communic ideas.
Speaker 1: And this is even before you were in the group. Um,
Speaker 1: but I knew that there was something possibly to that
Speaker 1: fusion of like good sketch comedy material and people that
Speaker 1: could execute performance on a high level. I was like,
Speaker 1: there's gonna be something to that. And you know, we
Speaker 1: were committed to that ship for a long time four years,
Speaker 1: and probably two and a half of those years we
Speaker 1: met twice a week. That's a that's a lot. And like,
Speaker 1: look like my dream is to like do a little
Speaker 1: like reunion show where we just love to do like
Speaker 1: a live band and then we just sing the songs
Speaker 1: and like maybe do do a new one or two.
Speaker 1: And I would love to do that at some point
Speaker 1: A great, great time, great time. Great. I also honestly,
Speaker 1: like I look back on a lot of those videos
Speaker 1: and I do. I feel very proud of them, even
Speaker 1: if some of them I will give. I'll tell you
Speaker 1: the one that I like that you wrote. It's so
Speaker 1: fucking stupid, you guys. It's called name your Baby something weird, ridiculous.
Speaker 1: It's just like this, like have to be high. Surely,
Speaker 1: surely the moment that is a snapshot of time where
Speaker 1: I was a walking, breathing marijuana leaf and like I
Speaker 1: just had no money and like was wearing a nineties
Speaker 1: romper every single other day. My parents are probably gonna
Speaker 1: listen to this my deepest darker secrets, So it's all right,
Speaker 1: But um, you know that was truly we would get
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you I remember one time you went
Speaker 1: over This is maybe so inside baseball, but whatever, it's
Speaker 1: the three of us Um, I remember one time you
Speaker 1: went to my apartment that I think you're going to
Speaker 1: village and we got so stoned and watched Serena William's
Speaker 1: documentary and then we were like, okay, we have paper
Speaker 1: lett the Serena Williams Netflix documentary. What was about being
Speaker 1: this hand? Serena? And um, Matt goes, okay, we should
Speaker 1: write something, so we like go I think we went
Speaker 1: into separate rooms or whatever, and you wrote this monologue
Speaker 1: which was like, I am the Serena Williams a bar
Speaker 1: tending yes, And it was so funny. It was so
Speaker 1: funny Serena Williams of Mixology. So I guess what we're
Speaker 1: saying is that you need drugs to be creative. That
Speaker 1: was I also at the same the same day, I
Speaker 1: wrote Freedom Tower. Oh my god, Yeah, that was sedome
Speaker 1: to Dick of America, Penis in the Sky, Freedom Tower,
Speaker 1: Penis of the Gods. I'm wagine it between my cars,
Speaker 1: all so many feet up, baby, sleeping me up, fucking
Speaker 1: me talk Esa Freedom Tower, did of America, Penison the Sky.
Speaker 1: There we go for Talk of America Penis in Lost
Speaker 1: and I'm so glad our parents paid for Tishe it's
Speaker 1: worth every penny. It's worth every god damn the penny.
Speaker 1: And I was just saying the other day actually that
Speaker 1: I had been, like, I think college up until when
Speaker 1: I got SNL, such a stoner. And the minute I
Speaker 1: started working at SNL, I like I could not smoke wheed.
Speaker 1: It made me so paranoid. I mean I would never, like,
Speaker 1: you know, go to work high, but like you know,
Speaker 1: you get home at like you know, ten eleven or whatever,
Speaker 1: and I was just like smoke and watch TV. And
Speaker 1: the minute I did, I just think everybody hates me
Speaker 1: and what am I doing tomorrow? And I'm not funny
Speaker 1: And I would just spin spence. Since been spin my wheels.
Speaker 1: And now I feel like it's kind of set a
Speaker 1: thing where like it's not as casual for me anymore.
Speaker 1: Like I truly need to be in vacation mode and
Speaker 1: have nothing on my plate. You need to be out
Speaker 1: and off week on a dark week, on a dark week,
Speaker 1: and not even have like a phone call that could happen.
Speaker 1: That so clear. I mean I'm the same way now, truly,
Speaker 1: like I don't do it. I have not smoked in
Speaker 1: about a full month, and I don't like that's just
Speaker 1: because like the last month has been crazy. I think
Speaker 1: smoking during the day too. It's just like a different thing.
Speaker 1: You can't do it anymore. I can't do anymore. No,
Speaker 1: you're right, it wasn't. It was a thing for your
Speaker 1: early twenties. It was. It's not a thing anymore. It
Speaker 1: has changed. And once again we're bringing back the fact
Speaker 1: that we are young. But at the time we were younger,
Speaker 1: we were younger crazy anything. We actually also just talked
Speaker 1: about this with Franchise Ramsey because she was on the
Speaker 1: podcast UM recently, great app very very good. Hm. You honey,
Speaker 1: you gotta respect hm. You always respect him to get
Speaker 1: some lamare out of it there the eyes and ears,
Speaker 1: trust they are. But she was also saying that she
Speaker 1: used to be a real fucking stoner and now you
Speaker 1: know not. But yeah, it does change over time. So
Speaker 1: young kids, go ahead and get your toke on. So
Speaker 1: we're so young now. I wanted to go to go
Speaker 1: around the table and ask what does summer of kunt
Speaker 1: mean to you? This summer? What are you what are
Speaker 1: you hoping to get out of the summer of kunt?
Speaker 1: I will go first. Um Study texted me today and
Speaker 1: said she she always what I love that study is
Speaker 1: she always frames thinks as a question. Okay, so she
Speaker 1: said she yes, she and she goes, should we get
Speaker 1: snatched the summer? And I was like, yeah, definitely we should.
Speaker 1: Um it's not like, you know, let's get snatched this summer.
Speaker 1: Should Um, yes we should. And my plan is to
Speaker 1: um transform my body. That's my plan. And talk about
Speaker 1: how your body has transformed up until this point, which
Speaker 1: is I feel like you kind of have experienced something
Speaker 1: where like your constant diet of chicken, fingers and cheese
Speaker 1: has a little bit. You still look very good, still
Speaker 1: look very good. That's the thing that was like, Matt
Speaker 1: has all basically nothing to complain about. But I understand
Speaker 1: wanting to aspire to something better. Here's what I think. Um,
Speaker 1: you know we're talking about being single again so young.
Speaker 1: You know, with being single again, you know you want
Speaker 1: to impress, you want to be the best version of yourself,
Speaker 1: and you know I would like to do that. That's all.
Speaker 1: And you know it's interesting like lately and this has
Speaker 1: been happening more lately. But and then of course we'll
Speaker 1: continue to go around the circle. So I'll make this
Speaker 1: very quick, but I I I compare myself to to
Speaker 1: other people a lot, like on Instagram, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: they have a much better body than me. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: definitely a sickness and I know I need to get
Speaker 1: out of that. But really I would just like to
Speaker 1: look better for my for myself, and I also I
Speaker 1: also I'm not stupid, like I know that, like in
Speaker 1: the grand scheme of things, like I don't have too
Speaker 1: much to complain about. I'm lucky to have like the
Speaker 1: tabolism I have. We should all accept our bodies as
Speaker 1: they are. And radical self love is the ultimately fuck
Speaker 1: you the patriarchy um, but also a healthier lifestyle for you.
Speaker 1: I love and you know, to see you, you know,
Speaker 1: just even wearing a soft short, you know, with the
Speaker 1: promise of maybe going on a jog. I've actually gone
Speaker 1: on two jogs months. This is what This is what
Speaker 1: you and I have to do. We should go in
Speaker 1: on like a cute pair of outdoor voices shorts top
Speaker 1: for Matt, and I think that will be his starter pack. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you definitely need a cute but you need like the
Speaker 1: ship that will make you say, like Anthony, you need
Speaker 1: to like it needs to be the ship where you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: you know what this is. I gotta put on my
Speaker 1: outdoor Voices shorts and my Lulu Leah top and I'm
Speaker 1: going to go for a make it a lifestyle moment.
Speaker 1: I relieve your honey. But here's the thing, Like I
Speaker 1: feel like I am. I'm very on the go as
Speaker 1: a person. I am a very physical person. When when
Speaker 1: you don't when I close the door, I'm dancing when
Speaker 1: I'm in my room, I'm dancing. When you say you're
Speaker 1: a physical person, you mean your horny all the time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's definitely true. Um like what I am. But okay,
Speaker 1: I know I said, but but listen, when I close
Speaker 1: the door, I'm dancing when I'm in my room, dancing.
Speaker 1: I'm always moving. I love to pace around, you see me.
Speaker 1: I love to pace around. I love to walk. I
Speaker 1: walk sometimes, like when I can take the subway. I
Speaker 1: like being on the What I need to do is
Speaker 1: change my diet. You are right, it is bad, okay,
Speaker 1: But here's here's what I want us to do in
Speaker 1: this exercise as well. I want the other members of
Speaker 1: the circle to offer one suggestion of what they want
Speaker 1: the person to get out of Summer of kunts Okay,
Speaker 1: so now that we're talking about me, you guys go
Speaker 1: and then you guys. So for you, Matt, I want
Speaker 1: you to just expand your scope, your scope, your cultural
Speaker 1: scope just a little bit because we because you and
Speaker 1: I had to be on the view because no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no, no no, no, beyond the view exactly. Um, just because
Speaker 1: those six women all have a different perspective doesn't mean
Speaker 1: that you're getting all the news exactly. Thank you for
Speaker 1: saying there's six of them, because everyone forgets Paula Faris
Speaker 1: sometimes as long I never forget Paula Fis. Matt and
Speaker 1: I did um this assignment for this podcast, this other
Speaker 1: podcast where we had to watch this documentary on Netflix
Speaker 1: about K pop and I loved it and Matt I
Speaker 1: could tell what was interested. But I think I want
Speaker 1: Matt to see those as opportunities to widen his cultural
Speaker 1: a scope and maybe read and listen to, you know,
Speaker 1: did different music and that kind of thing. I want
Speaker 1: Matt's cultural palette to increase, expand. I famously like what
Speaker 1: I like, but I hear that for you, this is
Speaker 1: my wish. I want you to write. I really want
Speaker 1: to write more. I want you to write something specific
Speaker 1: every day. That's probably a good one. And when you write,
Speaker 1: I won't want you right to be you. Thank you, No,
Speaker 1: I really agree that's the most important. It's important to
Speaker 1: be you. I agree with you in a real way.
Speaker 1: I think that you're so this is like kind of
Speaker 1: becoming a little self helping with I love it. But
Speaker 1: I think that you are so funny and creative. But
Speaker 1: I feel like when it comes to pen to paper
Speaker 1: that you are not assigned. He needs an assignment. I
Speaker 1: am the same way though I'm very I'm very disciplined
Speaker 1: at work and very like ship like you know, but
Speaker 1: then when I'm writing on my own, it's a completely
Speaker 1: different ballgame. And I, um, you know, watch garbage. And
Speaker 1: I used to write for fun more when I was
Speaker 1: in college and after college for popular I would write
Speaker 1: for fun all the time. And now you know what
Speaker 1: I think happened. And then when I have a show
Speaker 1: that I want to put up, put up. I always
Speaker 1: impressed myself with what I can get done. But do
Speaker 1: I miss I miss writing stuff. You were both always
Speaker 1: so disciplined and that was that was inspiring, honestly, And
Speaker 1: this is this is maybe now a little inside baseball,
Speaker 1: And then we'll move on to we'll go around the table,
Speaker 1: go to study. We'll continue the baseball, but baseball the
Speaker 1: podcast and doing like all this kind of stuff around
Speaker 1: the podcast and you know, writing the recaps and stuff
Speaker 1: like that that takes a lot, takes a lot of
Speaker 1: her time. And then it's like a lot of things
Speaker 1: to manage and like, you know, all these things, and
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Speaker 1: He's turn for summer of count. What are you hoping
Speaker 1: to get out of that? I'm well, First of all,
Speaker 1: I feel like I should say that my breakup is
Speaker 1: very real and very raw, and that the other day,
Speaker 1: um I cried in whole foods just looking at foods
Speaker 1: that I used to eaten by with my lover. It
Speaker 1: is truly was weeping in whole foods because I saw
Speaker 1: like a fond du kit and I was just like
Speaker 1: he used to eat cheese off my nipples. No. Um,
Speaker 1: So that is the caveat which is that I'm raw
Speaker 1: figuring it out every day. Um. But what I want
Speaker 1: for summer of cunt I keep thinking that I would
Speaker 1: like to make love with or two a thirty seven
Speaker 1: to forty two year old man. And I don't even
Speaker 1: know if I really want to. I don't know what
Speaker 1: that is. I don't know, you know, south of the
Speaker 1: border what that means. I don't know what above the
Speaker 1: border that means. I don't know what kind of belly
Speaker 1: situation I'm talking about. I don't know if I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have to be on top on my side, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? What what are the mechanics of that?
Speaker 1: I don't know when all that ship kicks in either.
Speaker 1: I feel that what I want is a man with
Speaker 1: no roommates to worship my body. That's what That's what
Speaker 1: I really mean when I say I want fourty year
Speaker 1: old man, which is like no roommates. I want you
Speaker 1: to have like liquor, like I want you to have
Speaker 1: a bar cart. Yes, I want like different brown liquids,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Fasten me a drink and
Speaker 1: then and then be like, just you know, I just
Speaker 1: have that. Have to be wearing a bathrobe in the morning.
Speaker 1: Oh absolutely, put the T shirt on immediately when it's done,
Speaker 1: and have him say to you the morning after, I
Speaker 1: gotta go, but stay as long as you want. I
Speaker 1: just came. Yep, I just did. That's those are the best.
Speaker 1: That's the best thing you can parents gonna listen to
Speaker 1: this episode. They listen to you guys, and they listen
Speaker 1: to you guys on their road trip to Miami. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I'm gonna have to warn them about this. Whatever.
Speaker 1: Who cares? This is my truth. I don't want. I
Speaker 1: was cutting strawberries today and I wept. I wept. I
Speaker 1: wept for what I've lost. It is really hard, very
Speaker 1: hard hard. Anyway, whatever breakups are hard, this is a
Speaker 1: big breakthrough that I've discovered. I don't know if people
Speaker 1: have talked about this before, but breakups really don't. I
Speaker 1: think this is the first time people are really getting
Speaker 1: I should write a book. You should write a book
Speaker 1: about it. I should be the love anthropologist because I
Speaker 1: went through one breakup. Okay, what are you going to
Speaker 1: do for summer? Okay, okay, well tear me apart. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to tell you apart. I'm not going
Speaker 1: to tell you apart um. What I wish for you
Speaker 1: is that I hope that it's very similar to what
Speaker 1: you said to me. But I want. I think that
Speaker 1: what you really want and something that you crave is
Speaker 1: to sort of make a name for yourself again as
Speaker 1: a performer, and I want you to do something fun
Speaker 1: on stage. I want because what people I think, like
Speaker 1: you know, in terms of what they might know about
Speaker 1: you now, is that Sudi is very much a boss
Speaker 1: at SNL and as a writing supervisor. And you know
Speaker 1: you might have seen, you know, the feature on the
Speaker 1: Kanye Quiet Place sketches she did, and that has many
Speaker 1: images of Sudi being a boss director like on set
Speaker 1: and etcetera, etcetera. But Sudi is also a phenomenal performer,
Speaker 1: and it like, you know, before SML happened, you were
Speaker 1: very much like performing a lot and on big stage
Speaker 1: as y'all and really killing. And so what I and
Speaker 1: I know we talked sometimes about how you know, you're
Speaker 1: grateful for what you're doing and everything, but you also
Speaker 1: like miss that and I saw I want you to
Speaker 1: have that opportunity, and I think you can give it
Speaker 1: to yourself and book and also know that we are
Speaker 1: working as well and trying to create our own projects.
Speaker 1: I'm creating our project the Air that we get to
Speaker 1: do our project soon. There's some good things coming between
Speaker 1: the two of you with some good people hopefully involved
Speaker 1: um My studio. I think for you is um for
Speaker 1: you to find other other um avenues of joy and
Speaker 1: of relaxation, getting deep and gorgeous. I really love this. Yes,
Speaker 1: find other avenues of join relaxation that go beyond and listen.
Speaker 1: This is so necessary specifically for you to travel, but
Speaker 1: I think I think you can find the things that
Speaker 1: make you, that bring you joy, that makes you happy here. Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm so happy that you said that, because you do.
Speaker 1: You travel a lot, and I think you should rediscover
Speaker 1: New York. Yes, yes, I wanted to do that because
Speaker 1: you know, there's places that I've never been, places I've
Speaker 1: never gone. Also, you know, not to be um a classist,
Speaker 1: but there's also I feel like a difference between having
Speaker 1: a little money that you can spend on the place
Speaker 1: in the restaurant, and it is kind of annoyingly like
Speaker 1: a thing in New York where it's like there are
Speaker 1: certain things that are just closing. You can go and
Speaker 1: you can see the Yeah you know name I think.
Speaker 1: But I think I'm very open for a Staycasian, I'm
Speaker 1: I'm leaving my day job soon. All the time in
Speaker 1: the world, I don't think they know, not the listeners know.
Speaker 1: I want you to let your graphic design firms quitting
Speaker 1: his day yet, because this is hum there's for almost
Speaker 1: five years, and so this is this is a big one.
Speaker 1: It's the right move. I claud him. I'm very proud
Speaker 1: of you. Alread thought Summer of come was just about
Speaker 1: us getting horny, but really it's about his getting deep
Speaker 1: and connecting his sisters. I think this is a big
Speaker 1: summer for us. I really do. And also I hope
Speaker 1: this conversation is entertaining to literally anyone because really it
Speaker 1: is really giving me life. Okay, that's the first time
Speaker 1: that's been said on this podcast, giving me life. I
Speaker 1: like it. Okay, bo now you go, Okay, um my
Speaker 1: summer of khunt Um. I am looking forward to some
Speaker 1: and I'm already feel that I feel some sort of
Speaker 1: sexual loosening and I mean that what I mean by
Speaker 1: that it was just like dusting off the cobwebs, like
Speaker 1: figuring out, oh, this is what a successful date looks like.
Speaker 1: Oh like this is Oh I am good at flirting,
Speaker 1: like I am good at these things. Um, so that's fun.
Speaker 1: I want to existing that as long as it seems
Speaker 1: like in the past it's only ever sort of come
Speaker 1: at me in little spurts. I want I want that
Speaker 1: to be something. Um. Obviously, leaving the job is a
Speaker 1: big deal. Having more time to myself to write. I
Speaker 1: mean that's kind of the like the the main goal
Speaker 1: out of all this to just have stuff. But um yeah,
Speaker 1: that's it. Yeah, just just to just to be more
Speaker 1: in touch with yes, myself. I mean that sounds so broad.
Speaker 1: And this is my dream, thank you, is that you
Speaker 1: are free every day every day, and when you are free,
Speaker 1: you are you because I think that you needs to
Speaker 1: just let go and have fun, honey, because sometimes I
Speaker 1: you can you miss the forest for the trees, and
Speaker 1: sometimes the call comes from inside the house because you're
Speaker 1: your inter saboteur, and I want you to be fancy
Speaker 1: free and say I'm Bowe and I have a lot
Speaker 1: going for me. I'm cute, I'm fun I'm funny, I'm smart,
Speaker 1: I got no day job, and just be like living
Speaker 1: that life. I just have this image of you very
Speaker 1: Cary Bradshaw, you know, Carrie Bradger, like the musical, not
Speaker 1: Sex in the City of the Musical, but Carrie Bratchaw
Speaker 1: on the musical trademark. Nobody can write this now because
Speaker 1: we're going to write it. And you are still like
Speaker 1: masculine man, but you are wearing a pink layered chip
Speaker 1: on skirt and you're just kind of walking down the
Speaker 1: street and you're really working the skirt and you're just
Speaker 1: like in cobble Hill and people are just like clocking
Speaker 1: you and smiling. And that's like my image of your
Speaker 1: summer Closer at the end when um, when when Natalie
Speaker 1: Portman is walking down the Times Square and everyone's turning
Speaker 1: around and she's in that like white T shirt that
Speaker 1: that I love that movie. Yeah, oh my god. I
Speaker 1: saw Closer when it came out, which I think I
Speaker 1: was pretty young. Okay, well once again we're young. Um.
Speaker 1: That is the theme of the EPP and I remember
Speaker 1: watching that movie with my dad. Nalie Poorman like up
Speaker 1: her crotch and like tells Clive, oh, and her pussy
Speaker 1: taste like sweet cream, and I just feel like I
Speaker 1: don't even know what that means. Later on, there's this
Speaker 1: scene where Clive Owen is confronting Julia Roberts about her
Speaker 1: affair with Drew Law and he's like, what his come taste?
Speaker 1: Like you watch that with your dad. I feel like
Speaker 1: my parents and I had like this very this like
Speaker 1: dynamic were like something would come up on the screen
Speaker 1: and we didn't want to watch next to each other,
Speaker 1: and then it would just be like this like kind
Speaker 1: of silence and like people were like kind of side
Speaker 1: eyeing people. And I feel like my my dad or
Speaker 1: like my mom would eventually just got you know, like
Speaker 1: like I'm gonna put your hands up. But then also
Speaker 1: I remember one time my sister and I were watching
Speaker 1: The L Word, which was like a sexual awakening for me.
Speaker 1: We were watching The L Word. I really I really
Speaker 1: used to just feel things watching just like sat down.
Speaker 1: I'm just kind of watched and it's like, okay, I
Speaker 1: shouldn't know. When I when I was first getting into
Speaker 1: True Blood, I was home because I got my wisdom
Speaker 1: teeth out, and I was just like watching so much
Speaker 1: True Blood and every time my dad would walk in
Speaker 1: the room to check on me, it would be like
Speaker 1: a scene of like exclusively vampire sex. And there was
Speaker 1: one part where that was like it was the scene
Speaker 1: was only about Jason Stackhouse's ass, and I'm just watching
Speaker 1: and he's like, are you watching porn? I was like, no,
Speaker 1: Like every time you come in and it is porn,
Speaker 1: like for sure, but like it's it's really dramatically potent
Speaker 1: when you're not here. Um, I have to say what
Speaker 1: I want from Bowen, I agree with I think you
Speaker 1: need to give yourself a fucking break. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I've been so tightly wound for the last Yeah. Just
Speaker 1: like oftentimes, like oftentimes I think like you're not thinking
Speaker 1: about the good stuff, you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 1: there's so much good stuff happening, and there's so much
Speaker 1: fun to be had, and I sometimes will think like
Speaker 1: I wish that like Bowen wasn't fixated on like the
Speaker 1: things that are like, um, not of a situation and
Speaker 1: just have fun, Like we have such a like a
Speaker 1: fun summer coming up. I just want like you to
Speaker 1: embrace like you know the good stuff that's that's happening,
Speaker 1: and I think that I want that to bleed into
Speaker 1: all aspects of your life. Like obviously I think that
Speaker 1: the boys are in for it. So this summer, Honey,
Speaker 1: when Bowen Yang hits the club, I think that all
Speaker 1: are you need to be surfacing him immediately, bitch. I
Speaker 1: think that everyone should get on the knees. I think
Speaker 1: that everyone should flap the mouth. Let this character, this character,
Speaker 1: who am you should do Paris is Burning? This is
Speaker 1: a character that you're gonna right now because I do
Speaker 1: like to also assign Matt characters. You should do Paris
Speaker 1: is Burning? Ball mc giving giving financial advice. Oh you
Speaker 1: bank and ask her what you can do to know
Speaker 1: all the insurance rate. Matt was doing a character this
Speaker 1: weekend during during downtime at fult Freestival. I have to
Speaker 1: do it, and I think it's worth doing. Fine Matt
Speaker 1: one on this run. It's like a stupid track queen
Speaker 1: character whose catchphrase was there is nothing wrong with trans
Speaker 1: there is nothing wrong with tran but so but the cadence.
Speaker 1: What the vocal affect was, there is nothing wrong with tran.
Speaker 1: It was this was the pitch is here. Just let
Speaker 1: me tell you something. There is nothing wrong with wild Okay,
Speaker 1: but this I'm so glad we did. This feels like
Speaker 1: a real therapeutic Honestly, I hope so many comments felt
Speaker 1: a conversation with three best friends because I love that.
Speaker 1: I love it when people will like, um, come to
Speaker 1: work or something or whatever and they're like, you guys
Speaker 1: just seem like friends, and it's like, yeah, bitch, we
Speaker 1: always been every fucking day together. There was a time
Speaker 1: when that was true. And who isn't who isn't friends?
Speaker 1: Who isn't friends with their coworkers? I don't know. I
Speaker 1: guess a lot of people I do. Do you feel
Speaker 1: very tight with people at work? Yes? Yeah, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: like more so this year. I feel like, well, fran
Speaker 1: Glespie might need to have her She's show, I know,
Speaker 1: but I want to have a run as a g
Speaker 1: She is truly the Actually, on Monday, I had an
Speaker 1: audition and she walked in to the audition. We were
Speaker 1: auditioning for the same part, and it was just so
Speaker 1: funny and we weren't even really excited to see each
Speaker 1: other because I spend every fucking waking moment with her.
Speaker 1: We write a lot together, and like when you're producing
Speaker 1: a sketch together, especially if you have a video sketch
Speaker 1: and another sketch. And then she's just like she's my
Speaker 1: whole world. The bitch buys me juice. She just text me.
Speaker 1: She'll just text me juice press and I'll go yes,
Speaker 1: and she knows what to get me. And I saw
Speaker 1: her and we literally weren't excited to see each other,
Speaker 1: and then we kind of started chatting and then she
Speaker 1: had to go in, and then I was like, i'll
Speaker 1: see you tonight. We literally had a dinner that night.
Speaker 1: It's just so funny when when you see somebody every
Speaker 1: day and they're just becomes like an unspoken language and
Speaker 1: also like a shorthand of like telling people to shut
Speaker 1: up or like we can't we well, we communicate so
Speaker 1: much like I'll just say a friend, okay, I'm not
Speaker 1: going to push it, which is like, oh I like
Speaker 1: that joke. Oh yeah, well it didn't work. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna push it. We don't have to have a
Speaker 1: five minute conversation about you know what I mean, Like Okay,
Speaker 1: that's it. And and literally like I catch myself just
Speaker 1: saying the friend and she does the same thing to me. No,
Speaker 1: just that, just that, and you need that, you need that.
Speaker 1: We have known that from the very beginning though, because
Speaker 1: when when Sudie and I were in Hammercats, that's something
Speaker 1: that the director who made me director said to me.
Speaker 1: He was like, it's really important that the people who
Speaker 1: will make decisions creatively together are just able to be
Speaker 1: super honest and say, I don't think this is it.
Speaker 1: It has to be let's move on to do something else.
Speaker 1: And that you're just like, you can't be precious with
Speaker 1: ideas like that. And so the fact that there's someone
Speaker 1: at work that you can work closely with that it's like, well,
Speaker 1: you just can't tiptoe. And it's not about tearing somebody
Speaker 1: down at because also the minute you kind of go
Speaker 1: in on somebody for like who they are, what they've written,
Speaker 1: even if you think it's stupid, like that dynamic is ruined.
Speaker 1: It can be a judgment thing. It's also not about you.
Speaker 1: It's not about you, and it's just about like, okay,
Speaker 1: once I feel like and this goes for like everybody.
Speaker 1: Once you've been in comedy for a while, you know
Speaker 1: when something feels right, feels funny, you know when something
Speaker 1: feels like it's not there yet, and so it's just
Speaker 1: all about like d and you don't even know what
Speaker 1: you're doing, and then you just get to that feeling
Speaker 1: that it's like okay, I mean maybe, and it's not
Speaker 1: always brilliant, but it's like, okay, well I think we
Speaker 1: can turn the way that we are. It's like if
Speaker 1: it makes us laugh, that's how we know it's good.
Speaker 1: And even like this weekend during Vulture Freest, like you
Speaker 1: and I had to shoot out like a bunch of
Speaker 1: segments like games where we would play with these celebrities,
Speaker 1: like what if we played clingon or clingy And then
Speaker 1: like like I pitched that and then that was like no,
Speaker 1: And then I was mad for like a millisecond. I
Speaker 1: was like, well come on, and then I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know he's right like that, there's always another you
Speaker 1: have to get to, but you have to get to
Speaker 1: that place of honesty and for the other person to
Speaker 1: accept that this is all this is. This is not
Speaker 1: about something personal. It's about just coming up with something funny,
Speaker 1: because I mean, you're both there because you had that
Speaker 1: relationship to begin with exactly, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: And truthfully. I mean that's like when anything that's ever
Speaker 1: been successful, like with this podcast or any of our
Speaker 1: creative endeavorsity like with Night Sober or whatever. Um, it's
Speaker 1: because it's made us both laugh that you wanted to
Speaker 1: do it. And I genuinely hold will always say if
Speaker 1: you're having fun doing it, everyone that watches it will
Speaker 1: have fun. And also, if you want to do comedy
Speaker 1: and you want to be successful at it, you have
Speaker 1: to sleep your way to the If you are a
Speaker 1: woman in comedy, and I will say this, you know,
Speaker 1: two kids have sex with you're a woman in comedy.
Speaker 1: The thing about comedy is that it's a male Dominican industry,
Speaker 1: So there's a lot of things and places and people
Speaker 1: to do, even if they're not funny, you know, just
Speaker 1: do it to prove that you're cool. Yeah, exactly exactly,
Speaker 1: and to get better at sex, because guess what, you
Speaker 1: might you might not be good the first time. That
Speaker 1: having sex and being funny are separate, because let's be honest,
Speaker 1: a lot of people that are funny never have sex.
Speaker 1: But actually the more you buck and come, the funnier
Speaker 1: you become. And it has been scientifically proven that like comedy,
Speaker 1: is income and like you as if you get the calm,
Speaker 1: then you become And also you might be thinking that
Speaker 1: like what I'm saying is like crazy and untrue and
Speaker 1: like obviously ridiculous because you're thinking, well, SUITI, what if
Speaker 1: a woman is in powering comedy And the thing is
Speaker 1: that that doesn't happen exactly and if they are, then
Speaker 1: eat that pussy will but you will know of her
Speaker 1: ever see a woman? No, never ever? And you know
Speaker 1: what they say, um come is a great source of protein.
Speaker 1: And also comedy and you know what they say, there
Speaker 1: are only two genders. Yes, of course only two absolutely
Speaker 1: to maybe just one which is men, which is men. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well in comedy there's only one gender, right, there are
Speaker 1: only two genders outside of that, but in comedy there's
Speaker 1: only one gender. May we legally need to say we're kidding,
Speaker 1: We're kidding, were kidding, We're kidding. Now, that's on the record.
Speaker 1: Everything the HPJ given the thumbs up. HPJ is a witness,
Speaker 1: and he actually has a notary here that is writing
Speaker 1: down that we are kidding and that we are being
Speaker 1: dumb stupid bitches, and we're all going to sign it. Okay, Sutie.
Speaker 1: We've been asking all of our guests recently this, um,
Speaker 1: and especially because you went to this very sort of
Speaker 1: apocryphal No that's not the right word it, but this
Speaker 1: very consequential showing of cats. Oh my god, watch, oh
Speaker 1: my god. Yeah, so you went, you went to go
Speaker 1: see Cats with our friends Patty and Mitra. Right, um,
Speaker 1: so tell us about your experience with the musical Cats. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, what else is there to say? Have you
Speaker 1: been asking everybody about cats? You would be shocked how
Speaker 1: many times the musical Cats has come up on this podcast.
Speaker 1: It's so stupid that many times. How many times come up?
Speaker 1: But let me just say when Patty, when Patty talked
Speaker 1: about Cat, she said that we went to lunch. We
Speaker 1: didn't just go to lunch. We went to a cabab
Speaker 1: Persian grill. Okay, we had some nice jab. He had
Speaker 1: a beautiful hair, you know, Rice, We got ahshresh day,
Speaker 1: you know all these things. And she is trying to
Speaker 1: hide that she had a passion Patty. Patty too before
Speaker 1: fit Your revision is history. This is like talking about
Speaker 1: revolution without saying America had c I a coup in Iran. Okay,
Speaker 1: we need the whole context. Patty June La Patty comes
Speaker 1: back to the show. She can explain how she can
Speaker 1: explain why she does not like pession. Why do Also
Speaker 1: another thing that we must talk about four cats is
Speaker 1: why there is no passion cat. Yeah, that's actually so.
Speaker 1: There is in in in Cat, in the cat, in
Speaker 1: ben affleck Argo, in Cat. There is fun cat who
Speaker 1: is white cat. And I am thinking maybe this is
Speaker 1: passion cat. But then and everyone you know in cat,
Speaker 1: the white cat is the dance Captain Kent and a persimp.
Speaker 1: You cannot dance like this one cat. So I said
Speaker 1: that this cat did not put out any child. This
Speaker 1: cat did not put out any nuts, not even no fruit.
Speaker 1: So I said, this cat is not Persian cat. Well,
Speaker 1: that is all that's crazy because we we've been like
Speaker 1: to believe there's so much to say about it. But
Speaker 1: that was your big problem with it? No, I mean, okay,
Speaker 1: it was honestly the best day of my goddamn life. Um,
Speaker 1: did you like it? Yes? Okay. So my family does
Speaker 1: not like musicals. They didn't. They never really cared about them,
Speaker 1: and they had no idea. I mean, I come from
Speaker 1: a family that like everything is kind of I was
Speaker 1: the youngest, and my dad is you know, funny, and
Speaker 1: my sister and they would just basically make fun of
Speaker 1: everything I did. And um, like all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: when I was like really into Barber Strizing at like
Speaker 1: seven years old, it was like, where did this come from?
Speaker 1: What is this? Like I saw a funny girl at
Speaker 1: a friend's house and I was just like, this is
Speaker 1: the most amazing movie. You guys all need to watch it.
Speaker 1: And my mom works at a library and they would
Speaker 1: get like donations and stuff, and I think that she
Speaker 1: found this like VHS copy of Cats, and so I
Speaker 1: had this VHS and Cats also is like, you know,
Speaker 1: for my dad and my sister, like that was like
Speaker 1: a musical. Everybody made fun of like it it is stupid.
Speaker 1: But I was like every time I was sick, I
Speaker 1: was watching this VHS copy of Cats, and I like
Speaker 1: it was like came from nowhere, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: So you get the show, you understand it? Um, yeah,
Speaker 1: I do. I think that it is really Um, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I think it's like early nineties like British kitch.
Speaker 1: I think it's like very British and charming in that way.
Speaker 1: I think that people love Cats, and it is when
Speaker 1: you go and see Cats. Everybody in this show is
Speaker 1: so amazingly talented and everyone is doing Cats like that's
Speaker 1: the only thing you can think of. Is like the training,
Speaker 1: the fucking pirouettes, the flexibility, the range, the choreography, everybody's
Speaker 1: on stage the entire time, the makeup, the bodies. That
Speaker 1: outfit is not forgetting. And everybody's putting all of those
Speaker 1: resources and putting it into Cats. And that's so stupid
Speaker 1: and funny and up to the objective of all of
Speaker 1: that is just cats. It's art. It's truly art and commerce.
Speaker 1: It is just like And also Cats is good because
Speaker 1: I think that, um, you know, you can go and
Speaker 1: see it and pretty much get it and not really
Speaker 1: speak the language. And there was a lot of foreign
Speaker 1: tourist groups and I was sitting next to a couple
Speaker 1: that did not speak English. I don't know where they
Speaker 1: were from. They were Asian and they um didn't speak well.
Speaker 1: I didn't hear them speaking English. And the husband was
Speaker 1: asleep for a lot of it. And then the woman
Speaker 1: nunched him when Memories was playing and they both hummed
Speaker 1: along to Memories and I was like, this is international Cats.
Speaker 1: The Grizabella good. Yeah, she really was. She really was.
Speaker 1: And you know what you should you should talk, you
Speaker 1: should have and Drazin back on the podcast because she
Speaker 1: has like like seminal cats experience herself. I need to
Speaker 1: hear about that. And also my favorite part of Cats
Speaker 1: is um there is a part where the cats get
Speaker 1: sleepy and a little sexy and they go to sleep
Speaker 1: on the stage and they kind of roll around on
Speaker 1: each other and I was like, are the cats sexy? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think they are. Rum tum tugger. Isn't he like
Speaker 1: a tug There's sexy. I'ld have like a like a sexy,
Speaker 1: spoony cuddle. Sudi famously once told me a friend of
Speaker 1: studies I think had like a crush on me, and
Speaker 1: Sudi was trying to and I said to Suy, I
Speaker 1: just can't picture having sex with him, and Sudi said, well, Matt,
Speaker 1: everyone has sex, So I love it when you quote
Speaker 1: me back to me, I love it. Well, Matt, everyone
Speaker 1: has sex, and they do. Everyone has sex, And if
Speaker 1: you want to make it in comedy, I feel like
Speaker 1: what I said before, no, because I feel like what
Speaker 1: I said before was kind of sexiest. I'm not very progressive,
Speaker 1: and I want to get a caveat on what I
Speaker 1: said earlier, which is that if you are a man again,
Speaker 1: there are only two genders, and I will not go
Speaker 1: back on that. If you are a man, you can
Speaker 1: also sleep your way to the topic. I think that
Speaker 1: that is actually feminism, absolutely, and I think that's like America,
Speaker 1: that's actually really brave. We have a friend, and I
Speaker 1: will not say who it is, but this friend one time,
Speaker 1: like I said, like, we were talking about how another
Speaker 1: mutual friend of ours had allegedly stept with the director
Speaker 1: and like got apart, and I was like, did you
Speaker 1: do that? And they were like, absolutely, that's what you do.
Speaker 1: And I was like, no, I don't know. I don't
Speaker 1: know if that's what you do. I mean, we're also old,
Speaker 1: and like it was not a thing. I mean, I
Speaker 1: think that dumb. You know, if you want to do that,
Speaker 1: go ahead and do it. But I don't think that
Speaker 1: that's how it works. No, it's not. But it's summer
Speaker 1: of cunts. It's summer of kunt. And what if summer
Speaker 1: of kunt means that we book I don't think I
Speaker 1: probably won't book this summer. Love that I love that
Speaker 1: I love looking at I love looking out on this
Speaker 1: summer and just saying, you know what, the summer I'm
Speaker 1: not going to book. I didn't book. I signed on
Speaker 1: the dotted line and I can't book. Wow, okay wow,
Speaker 1: And look at him and he's feeling exclusive. Honey. Wait.
Speaker 1: I want to completely change the subject because I watched
Speaker 1: something before this, which is I watched Kelly Clarkson's Billboard
Speaker 1: Music Awards perform. Wow, thank you for bringing this up.
Speaker 1: Sang a medley of other people's songs, kind of being
Speaker 1: like I can sing all of your music. But did
Speaker 1: you notice that she had like a lot of like
Speaker 1: sweaty costume changes. Yes, she had a lot of costume changes.
Speaker 1: She had like they were kept cutting to the audience
Speaker 1: a lot. Well, mostly because you want to see, like
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift here Kelly Clarkson, like, you know, sing what
Speaker 1: you made me do and like lip sync to it herself.
Speaker 1: I don't know her whole life as a performance, but
Speaker 1: like then they were cutting away because it would be like, oh,
Speaker 1: now she has a hat on and glasses because it's
Speaker 1: Bruno Mars. Now there's there's there's feathers, And it just
Speaker 1: reminded me of like you know, like when you're seeing
Speaker 1: somebody do like a JFL character and there's like a
Speaker 1: warm pots while they're like putting on a full flight suit,
Speaker 1: where it's like you can just put on aviator glasses
Speaker 1: and we'll get that you're a pilot, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. Well, Kelly's costume transitions were quite seamless at
Speaker 1: the JFL callback I went to recently that wasn't well,
Speaker 1: how is Kelly Clarkson's JF It was really good. She
Speaker 1: her impressions were weak, but her ragional characters. That if
Speaker 1: you can't do impressions, don't do them. That's what I
Speaker 1: always say to Kelly Clarkson. If you can't do impressions,
Speaker 1: have a take. Let me get a character. And a
Speaker 1: lot of people on sn can't do impressions, but they
Speaker 1: have takes. No, No, I bravely am going to say it.
Speaker 1: A lot of people that are famouslyssion on SML can
Speaker 1: do every voice and person in the land. You're right, suit.
Speaker 1: He's on record for saying that even the celebrities come on,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, no, every host is killed. I don't like this.
Speaker 1: I don't like this. Wait wait okay, so what about
Speaker 1: what else? About Kelly. Was that what you were going
Speaker 1: to say this? And also I agree that she has
Speaker 1: gotten a new stylist. Oh, there's a new stylist because
Speaker 1: they have found out how to dress her. There was
Speaker 1: a ten year period between my two thousand seven seventeen
Speaker 1: were since she has had the baby, people have not
Speaker 1: done her right styling Lise. And I think it's fashion people.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't want to throw out generalizations, but
Speaker 1: I do think it's fashion people. And they see Mom
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, their brains get scrambled and
Speaker 1: they see Mom that you know, it's in a size too,
Speaker 1: and it's like and then what the funk? That's what
Speaker 1: it is. And this is this is something I would
Speaker 1: really like to say, and I almost would do, and
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey about it, but I have
Speaker 1: a prepared topic, so I'm not going to But I
Speaker 1: will say this, the industry has done Kelly dirty for
Speaker 1: a long time and taking advantage of her. And what's
Speaker 1: kept her in the game as long as she is
Speaker 1: is her talent, because she will She's the one who
Speaker 1: every nine months or so she'll have like a viral
Speaker 1: singing moment and then one will be like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: Kelly Clarkson is amazing. Now. I think what happened is
Speaker 1: America has sort of rediscovered her in like a renaissance
Speaker 1: because she got out of the American contract and Meaning
Speaker 1: of Life is so amazing the album, and she loves
Speaker 1: Meaning of Life. Yeah, oh my god. Oh wait. Can
Speaker 1: I just really quick say one time I saw Hoda
Speaker 1: in Bertie Rock and I was really starstruck because I
Speaker 1: loved my best friend and I am my best friend Janan.
Speaker 1: We always say that we're holding in Kathy Lee, although
Speaker 1: in our dynamic I'm Kathy Lee, but I really do
Speaker 1: identify as a Hoda. Well, you know, compared to Jennanna.
Speaker 1: I kind of amath because she's like a mental health practitioner.
Speaker 1: She's yeah, she's definitely the Hoda. But I saw Hoda
Speaker 1: and I've never seen Hoda in the building before, and
Speaker 1: I kind of got like starstruck. And she walked past
Speaker 1: me and she's on the phone and I hear just say,
Speaker 1: I don't think it's a big deal, and I was like,
Speaker 1: how does chill? Hoda doesn't think it's a big deal.
Speaker 1: Whenever she's talking about she doesn't think it's a big deal.
Speaker 1: She's so chill, chill. I think about she must be
Speaker 1: chill because she fucking drinks every day on that show.
Speaker 1: I can't believe how much they drink. Well, you know,
Speaker 1: I think it's a beautiful art of like being a
Speaker 1: boss bitch but also just being I don't know. I
Speaker 1: hate to say likable because I think likability is like
Speaker 1: a ruse, But I mean she's likable. Everyone who's quote
Speaker 1: unquote likable is not actually likable. That's a performance. I
Speaker 1: don't think being likable matters. I really don't like Blair
Speaker 1: st Clair on her you know, final episode when they
Speaker 1: were doing the drag con um uh panels, she was like,
Speaker 1: I think the really important thing is to come off
Speaker 1: as likable. And I think that the minute you're doing
Speaker 1: a performance to cater to people, it's a trap. I
Speaker 1: think that people see through it. I think as long
Speaker 1: as you're being yourself and being vulnerable, people are interested.
Speaker 1: And I also think that likability is like a trap,
Speaker 1: like especially for women to be like accommodating and sweet
Speaker 1: and like, I don't find that interesting, you know, Like
Speaker 1: I don't find like, I here's the thing somebody that
Speaker 1: people always say is likable Kristen Bell, who I do like.
Speaker 1: I don't like Kristen Bell because she's crying about a
Speaker 1: sloth on Allen or she's doing a cute Whirlpool commercial
Speaker 1: with Dax. You like her because she's talented, because she's
Speaker 1: got great on The Good Place and that's a good
Speaker 1: show and she's good on it. We had this discussion.
Speaker 1: Actually I forget which episode, but we were talking specifically
Speaker 1: about Taylor Swift. Uh. We were talking about whether we
Speaker 1: preferred the Taylor Swift Disney princess or the Taylor Swift reputation.
Speaker 1: UM Like I'm like, like, yes, I actually um not
Speaker 1: an easy person as opposed to the filter. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: I it's it's it's a weird. It's a hard one
Speaker 1: to answer because I think she's now as of recently,
Speaker 1: like in the new social climate, I think she's pretty problematic.
Speaker 1: But I do prefer someone who's real. But also you
Speaker 1: have to think about and this is like something I
Speaker 1: think now, like in the era of times up, this
Speaker 1: is like definitely something that matters, and you can't separate
Speaker 1: what people do from their art. But you know, outside
Speaker 1: of that topic, you kind of have to ask yourself,
Speaker 1: like sn l A lot of people like, um, you know,
Speaker 1: like my parents, friends and stuff will ask me is
Speaker 1: that person nice? Are they nice? And like, first of all,
Speaker 1: even if they weren't, I can't say everything, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? And also I don't need people to
Speaker 1: be nice, people to be assholes, but I don't need
Speaker 1: like the performance of like, hey, how are you blah
Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah. You know what I mean, Like,
Speaker 1: I mean, you just want something to be on the
Speaker 1: show and be like, you know, easy to work with,
Speaker 1: and almost everybody is. And it's like, I don't know that.
Speaker 1: I never think that. I never really like see somebody
Speaker 1: that I really like, you know, I never. I don't
Speaker 1: care if Nicole Kidman is nice, but I'm sure she
Speaker 1: is sometimes and I'm sure sometimes she's not being What
Speaker 1: does that mean? How does that prove out to you?
Speaker 1: There's no like agreed upon like action. I think that
Speaker 1: some people. I think that like maybe the more you
Speaker 1: care about celebrity and the more that you care about
Speaker 1: if that like who that person's real personality is sure,
Speaker 1: But everyone's curious because I think the media now is
Speaker 1: so sensitive that like we know almost everything, So why
Speaker 1: don't why shouldn't we know everything? You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like there is so much access and so much coverage,
Speaker 1: so it's like, well, we know this much. Why not
Speaker 1: find out the truth that, like anybody who is successful
Speaker 1: and powerful can't be nice all the time because the
Speaker 1: world isn't nice and sometimes you have to blow us up.
Speaker 1: Stops stop. Can't be drinking pickle juice, can be drinking
Speaker 1: pickle juice. I truly was like on set um Nicki
Speaker 1: Minaj did that. I did not co write a song? Yes,
Speaker 1: she did. I did not. I wrote because it would
Speaker 1: say it would say lyrics by and did you write
Speaker 1: lyrics to that song? This revisionist history answer the question
Speaker 1: did you write lyrics to that song? Yes? I did?
Speaker 1: Did Nicki Minaj also write lyrics that are on that side?
Speaker 1: So the technically yeah, which is whatever if the E
Speaker 1: God willing, you will be nominated together and inshalla it's nominated,
Speaker 1: and you and Nikki stand up on that stage together, okay,
Speaker 1: and she's we don't play with these April fools. And
Speaker 1: Nikki would definitely go to the Creative Arts m She
Speaker 1: goes every year, whether she's nominated or not. I think
Speaker 1: it's important Creative Arts because she really wants to recognize,
Speaker 1: you know, the best web series of the year and
Speaker 1: the best like digital content that was paired with the
Speaker 1: show versus the digital content that's just purely digital content, right,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, not like you know, exclusive
Speaker 1: to you know, you guys know the difference and the Emmies.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, no, yes, no, I'm talking specifically about digital
Speaker 1: content and what those categories are. Okay, Yeah, she definitely
Speaker 1: goes in, you know why because she really wants to
Speaker 1: meet Tom Calichio And every time she goes to the
Speaker 1: Creative Arts Emmies, you know, it's always like a thing
Speaker 1: with her people and his people, and she never gets
Speaker 1: to meet him, and so she goes the next year's
Speaker 1: just like I really want to meet Tom Calikio. There's
Speaker 1: a lot oh yeah. Um. But so Nicki Minaj when
Speaker 1: she was like kind of early in her career, she
Speaker 1: put out this YouTube video that three of us are
Speaker 1: obsessed with ya. She talks about bossed up and she
Speaker 1: talks basically just she's very eloquently explains how like they're
Speaker 1: different stands between men and in and when when men
Speaker 1: are Yeah, she does pre Donald Trump, when men are
Speaker 1: bosses it's a good thing. And when women are bosses
Speaker 1: their bitches. And I was watching Nicki like slay on
Speaker 1: set and I was just like thinking, oh my god,
Speaker 1: how many times have I watched that boss up video?
Speaker 1: And like also thought to myself, like, you bossed up,
Speaker 1: you bossed up? And if I had accepted the pickle
Speaker 1: juice right now, spill a little t She's slate on set. Oh,
Speaker 1: she's slide. It was crazy. She shows up, drops her
Speaker 1: black chinchilla coat, hands it to an assistant, goes, this
Speaker 1: is my mark sits they play the playback sl slight
Speaker 1: every time, I mean every time. She's a superstar star.
Speaker 1: We were watching um she knows. She's been kind of
Speaker 1: absent for a couple of years after pink Print. Now
Speaker 1: she's back. But I was over at Dave's and we
Speaker 1: were watching Chunley and Barbie Thing's the videos. She is
Speaker 1: a superstar, and it makes you realize that all these
Speaker 1: other ones, you know, there's there are stars, and there's
Speaker 1: a talented artists, and then there are superstars. Nicki Minajh
Speaker 1: is a superstar. She's a superstar. And I have thoughts
Speaker 1: on this later. I love that, I love I love
Speaker 1: a tease of a thought. Um, let me finish my
Speaker 1: thought about Kelly. Yes, I don't like that people got
Speaker 1: rid of her, and the only reason they got rid
Speaker 1: of her because she was the biggest pop star in
Speaker 1: the world since You've Been Gone era. She shot, she
Speaker 1: closed the v M A s and all that they
Speaker 1: got rid of her because she wanted to God forbid,
Speaker 1: make her own choices about her third album I December,
Speaker 1: and Clive Davis like tried to ruin her. And I
Speaker 1: don't want anyone to ever forget that. I do not
Speaker 1: like Clive Clive Davis at all. He killed Whitney, Okay,
Speaker 1: I would say, you know, it's one of the reasons
Speaker 1: she was unhealthy with him. Okay, But anyway, but but
Speaker 1: I don't like and her death and the details of it,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't. I don't like him because he
Speaker 1: of what he did to her, And then I think
Speaker 1: she had to throw up a red flag and she
Speaker 1: had to put make all those shitty songs by the
Speaker 1: way with Dr Luke, who she said I don't want
Speaker 1: to work with, and they forced her to work with
Speaker 1: him anyway she knew because she had a bad Kelly
Speaker 1: has now come out and said she had a bad
Speaker 1: quote unquote just bad relationship with him while they recorded
Speaker 1: Since You've Been Gone and Behind These has Allies, those
Speaker 1: were her two biggest songs, Like she didn't get a
Speaker 1: songwriting credit and like he pushed what happened was, you
Speaker 1: know what happened was those songs were huge hits, but
Speaker 1: she did not like the experience of working with him.
Speaker 1: She said, he's quote not a nice guy, not a
Speaker 1: good dude. Um. And she said after the third album
Speaker 1: was was not going great and she was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: you guys win, Um, I'll make another like straight up
Speaker 1: pop album. I just have one thing. I don't want
Speaker 1: to work with Dr Luke. They said, okay, on the
Speaker 1: schedule Dr Luke. My life What Stuck Without You was
Speaker 1: produced by Dr Luke, and she said, I told you
Speaker 1: I don't want to work with him, and they got
Speaker 1: the song and it was written by Dr Luke, and
Speaker 1: so you know, because it was written by Dr Luke,
Speaker 1: it was a lot of sexy lyrics that didn't weren't
Speaker 1: her brand, and so she wrote rewrote a lot of
Speaker 1: the song. That song was a number one hit. It
Speaker 1: kind of like made her like a pop star again.
Speaker 1: There for a while, but she said, don't put my
Speaker 1: name on the on the uh songwriting credits because I
Speaker 1: refused to have my name next to his. I'm embarrassed
Speaker 1: that I even worked with him and I and she
Speaker 1: just she says, now she probably missed out on like
Speaker 1: millions of dollars from that song because she said, I
Speaker 1: don't want my name next to fuck Dr Luke. And
Speaker 1: also fuck Ryan Tedder for doing her dirty too. Ryan
Speaker 1: Tedder did her very dirty because Ryan Tedder he is
Speaker 1: a I'm sorry not to throw shade, but Jack anton
Speaker 1: off in that all that ship sounds the same. The
Speaker 1: Ryan Tedder shut ship. Halo what right he does? Halo
Speaker 1: already gone? And like they snuck up Ryan there. It's
Speaker 1: really really I'm like, no, it's mad about your embrace
Speaker 1: And now you saying, umm, already gone? Oh, how does
Speaker 1: it already gonna go? What you know? Right? Of course
Speaker 1: it's one of my favorite songs of hers. I can't
Speaker 1: believe I can't just spit it out. Um. But anyway,
Speaker 1: so she had like another bad experience on that album
Speaker 1: and her being quote unquote difficult because they were making
Speaker 1: her douche it. She said she didn't want to do
Speaker 1: ability again. And also she gained a little bit of weight,
Speaker 1: because God forbid some women do that, Um, how dare they?
Speaker 1: And they get smaller. You never groll a woman. If
Speaker 1: she starts out, then that at the end she must disappear.
Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong with grow there and then and then
Speaker 1: you know, she became a mother and forget it. Like
Speaker 1: it was like, we'll put out one single for me
Speaker 1: say it was painful. It hurt me to see Kelly
Speaker 1: in that first week of the Voice auditions in that
Speaker 1: bedazzled football jersey. I think it looks cute. No, I
Speaker 1: think I got to say to you and start off
Speaker 1: the shoulder bedazzled football jersey. I like Kelly to give
Speaker 1: me a dull level glance she is, Well, that was
Speaker 1: part of that. You know, she was a sneeze. She
Speaker 1: was a sneeze away from doing a cold shoulder top
Speaker 1: all right. Well, Also, if you noticed this about the
Speaker 1: meaning of life, should not be wearing at Taylor Loft, honey,
Speaker 1: if you notice this about the meaning of life? Also
Speaker 1: is there letting her have her hair bigger and like
Speaker 1: like she should have while they straightened the ship out
Speaker 1: of her hair on all the album, Like what doesn't
Speaker 1: kill you yea, which, by the way, thank God for that.
Speaker 1: But they put her terrific bang this brown hair that
Speaker 1: didn't work her. She should be blonde. I love it
Speaker 1: when like somebody with a voice, truly, like the set
Speaker 1: piece is just their look, their costume and they don't
Speaker 1: move and they sit there and they just play Ibara
Speaker 1: Barbara share Elton John couldn't move on that piano and
Speaker 1: so then he would do all these outrageous things with
Speaker 1: this outfits because that was part of this show. Kelly
Speaker 1: is amazing for two reasons, her incredible talent and her
Speaker 1: amazing personality and and she right, and she's in this
Speaker 1: moment now where she gets too on the voice. They
Speaker 1: just booked her again for next season Honey with Jennifer Hudson,
Speaker 1: Jennifer Hudson Kelly and then but Kelly and Kelly and
Speaker 1: Jennifer being on the same season as Good Kill Me. Wait, okay,
Speaker 1: you know what I also watched was Christina and Demi.
Speaker 1: I gotta say it is Demi Levado. The Billboard Music
Speaker 1: Awards are truly her night. She is the queen of
Speaker 1: the Billboard Music Awards. She was not at the Gray
Speaker 1: Music Year and Demi Levado is the queen of the
Speaker 1: Billboard Music. You see her face when Taylor won and
Speaker 1: she didn't know the cameramen were shady. They cut to
Speaker 1: Demi and Demi was stone faced because Demi does not
Speaker 1: like tell us what because I'm sure Taylor her life
Speaker 1: in somewhere. Did you guys watch the Demi Levado YouTube
Speaker 1: documentary together? Simply complicated, so good. It was so like
Speaker 1: I thought about that, Yeah, me too, I stand for
Speaker 1: Demi was always Demi. It was nervous to talk to
Speaker 1: you today. Why because the last time I sat down
Speaker 1: and talked to someone this long, I was on cocaine.
Speaker 1: First three minutes of the documentary And my favorite thing
Speaker 1: is that in the documentary and everybody it's on YouTube
Speaker 1: and it's called like can I Be Me or something,
Speaker 1: which I also have to talk about. Okay. Demi in
Speaker 1: the YouTube documentary is super super fascinating because she talks
Speaker 1: all about like her addiction issues and she's like super
Speaker 1: candid about it. Her eating disorder. She still battles with that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like she really really goes in and the first hour
Speaker 1: of the documentary they talk about her whole journey that
Speaker 1: you know them covering up the abuse and all this
Speaker 1: stuff and it's super super real and Row. The second
Speaker 1: half of the documentary is more about her like life today,
Speaker 1: and it is just a series of photo shoots and
Speaker 1: like planned music video shoots, and it will and it
Speaker 1: corresponds with each album, so like the song will be
Speaker 1: like only Forever, which is like a bop. That whole
Speaker 1: album is really good, Only Forever, and she'll be like,
Speaker 1: I guess um, but they won't like talk about that
Speaker 1: song and it'll just be in an interview with her
Speaker 1: and she'll be like, I guess I'm still kind of
Speaker 1: looking for that person that I'll be with forever. Cut
Speaker 1: cut to her in a nightgown all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: in like a bedroom, like with a four poster bed,
Speaker 1: like looking at the camera and it's like she's also
Speaker 1: so fucking she's so hot. She's so hot. Okay, wait,
Speaker 1: and then this part is like a creamy surface. Yeah,
Speaker 1: her skin is like her face is beats. Her face
Speaker 1: is so beat. The best part is when she is
Speaker 1: singing only Forever, and she's singing that big note where
Speaker 1: just she goes and then she goes down, She goes down,
Speaker 1: and she just says she like takes her headphones off
Speaker 1: and she's like how is That's like amazing and he's
Speaker 1: like freaking out or whatever, the producer, and then she goes,
Speaker 1: I just want to make sure that vibrato was consistent.
Speaker 1: And then they see on the computer like her sound
Speaker 1: waves and it's just like perfectly space and it's like,
Speaker 1: you fucking bitch knew your vibrato was consistent. I love that.
Speaker 1: I always wanted to say that. I wish I were
Speaker 1: in a position in my life where I could just
Speaker 1: be like I just want to for me, like and
Speaker 1: hanging like this, Like whenever I write music of the show,
Speaker 1: it's like, um, I think it's kind of like how
Speaker 1: does it work? How does it work to write a
Speaker 1: song of the show? Do you have to sing it
Speaker 1: to the talent? And then like, well, you know, I think, well,
Speaker 1: I mean I've only ever really written songs with um
Speaker 1: cast members, and bad Cast is just so like musically talented,
Speaker 1: and it's like, oh yeah, she is Cecily and eighty
Speaker 1: of really strong music backgrounds. I mean like even Melissa
Speaker 1: can sing so well. Chris Red like used to be
Speaker 1: a rapper, Like, um, yeah, it's kind of just and
Speaker 1: then we also have a musical director and kind of
Speaker 1: all in that way just like all comes together. So
Speaker 1: most actors, even if they say like oh, I'm not
Speaker 1: a singer, like they can sing well, they have some
Speaker 1: sense of I love I love when I really can't
Speaker 1: sing and then like a very limited range that is
Speaker 1: super high and like hard to hold on. Wait, can
Speaker 1: you watch the screen. We're just gonna make sure my
Speaker 1: Robarto is consistent. Olivera the wave it looks good. Consistent. Wow,
Speaker 1: and you were worried that your vibrato wasn't going to
Speaker 1: be consistent. Brata vibrato. She's not a woman. Vibrato is
Speaker 1: a man. She's a man. Okay, so um wait what
Speaker 1: were like just there was there was something we were talking. Oh,
Speaker 1: Christina Aguilera, we can before we move on to voice memo,
Speaker 1: you bitch her. Two songs that she's released are both flops.
Speaker 1: What I like accelerates, No, it's bad. You know what
Speaker 1: I about to say for Summer of Kunt, The Summer
Speaker 1: of Kunt I want to be Christina Aguilera and I
Speaker 1: want to be new Lips Forwards and I'm going to
Speaker 1: get and I'm gonna do know, I make up. So
Speaker 1: it's all about my lips. And I'm just gonna lips.
Speaker 1: You already got them, can't you see? My god, can't
Speaker 1: you see? I have no like dip in my upper
Speaker 1: lip because it's so full. But they told me what
Speaker 1: do you want to get it filled with? And I
Speaker 1: said candy. Oh my god, I was gonna say candy.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say like skittles. Today today I had
Speaker 1: a mango and I was like, oh my god, fruit
Speaker 1: is what candy is based on. Oh my god, this
Speaker 1: tastes like a mango. I honestly have that. It's actually
Speaker 1: a rule of culture number sixty six. Fruit is what
Speaker 1: candy is based on. I do have that thought regularly.
Speaker 1: I'll eat the most delicious tanderin. I'm like, oh, this
Speaker 1: is as good as candy. We'll also half the time
Speaker 1: that I crepe gummy bears. I realized, I'm like creaning fruit.
Speaker 1: Should the title of this be simply complicated? I think
Speaker 1: summer of simply complicated or um consistent vibrato, but about
Speaker 1: there are only two genders. Um, okay, listen. It's at
Speaker 1: this time where we have to move on to a
Speaker 1: segment that we like to call voice mem oh you bitch,
Speaker 1: and today are voice memo is coming to us from
Speaker 1: a friend named Christie Cello. Christie and she is excited
Speaker 1: to call in and she has some she's got a
Speaker 1: great voice, and you guys are all going to hear it,
Speaker 1: and you have heard it if you listen to her episode.
Speaker 1: And I'm excited because she's got some tips for us
Speaker 1: and she's excited about us, but she got tips. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: let's listen. Hey, Matt, Hey Bowen. This is Christie Cello.
Speaker 1: First off, I just need to congratulate you on all
Speaker 1: of your success as of late. I have social media,
Speaker 1: I'm connected. I know what's happening. And Vulture Fast looked incredible.
Speaker 1: It looks so incredible, and I'm so happy for you guys.
Speaker 1: I saw photographs of many important celebrities in attendance. I
Speaker 1: saw a photo of Donny Osmond. You know, I just
Speaker 1: saw the stars of Nickelodeon's Drake and Josh and I
Speaker 1: think I actually saw the Michelin man with his family,
Speaker 1: which is really sweet. Like I love when stars bring
Speaker 1: their families out of hiding, when they you know, let
Speaker 1: them out of the closet and the cages that they're
Speaker 1: held inside. But I'm just thrilled for you both, and
Speaker 1: I can't think of two performers, to thespians, to artistic
Speaker 1: souls more deserving of success. But I'm gonna be real
Speaker 1: with you. With success comes a lot of pressure, Okay,
Speaker 1: a lot of pressure, a lot of ego, right, and
Speaker 1: a lot of fame. Fame, it's what's going to come.
Speaker 1: Fame is knock. Did you hear that knock? That's fame
Speaker 1: knocking on your door. I give you, guys, approximately three
Speaker 1: days to two weeks, and you're gonna be superstars. And
Speaker 1: as somebody who has lived it, because as you know,
Speaker 1: I am incredibly famous, my advice to you both is
Speaker 1: to absolutely let the fame change you. Let it change
Speaker 1: you entirely. What do I mean by that? I mean
Speaker 1: the old person you know, the mat and the bowen
Speaker 1: that you are. Now when you become famous, those people die,
Speaker 1: you hold a funeral for them, You mourn them for
Speaker 1: about a day, and then you never think of them
Speaker 1: again because now you're famous and you only talk to
Speaker 1: people who can help you emotionally financially. If somebody can
Speaker 1: offer you something, they know it exist in your world. Okay,
Speaker 1: So let that theme change you and if you have
Speaker 1: any questions you can call you know what, as I
Speaker 1: was gonna say, you could call me, but you know
Speaker 1: I'm very famous, so I might I might be too
Speaker 1: busy for you. Actually, what what was that? Well? Is
Speaker 1: that someone someone famous is Okay? Well, guys, they have
Speaker 1: to go because somebody famous is here to see me. Um,
Speaker 1: but congratulations, and I'm looking forward to your fame. Okay
Speaker 1: to lose I'm coming. Oh my god, famous famous, Well,
Speaker 1: thank you, Christie. That was famous celebrity Christie Chellow and
Speaker 1: I have some tea spill. Christie and I crushed a
Speaker 1: white Castle commercial audition and they told us we could
Speaker 1: release the dates. I don't understand what happened. Are you
Speaker 1: going to say we crushed a white Castle like just
Speaker 1: rolled in? No, no, famous, don't even white Castle. But
Speaker 1: I was thrilled to be the face of it for
Speaker 1: a moment. Well, now you can never be because you
Speaker 1: said I famously don't like like now I'm holding out
Speaker 1: for that McDonald's money. Oh yeah, you'll get that McDonald's money.
Speaker 1: And really, if McDonald knew how much I've supported them
Speaker 1: over the years, they would be asking me. It would
Speaker 1: barely make it back. Oh you know McDonald's by my
Speaker 1: house just got renovated. Yeah, but McDonald's, Yeah, no, it's
Speaker 1: like new and improved and gorgeous, the one that you
Speaker 1: always used to go to, which was like a true
Speaker 1: nineties mc nineties McDonald's chaos everything on Graham Avenue, Baby
Speaker 1: Grand Avenue where I live. Um, so we should let
Speaker 1: fame change us. We should, we said, well, and it
Speaker 1: has already. I love that. I love that for you,
Speaker 1: and I wonder for you guys because we I feel
Speaker 1: like our celebrity adjacent. Yeah, not adjacent, that's almost like
Speaker 1: too close. I would say that all three of us
Speaker 1: have talked to somebody insanely rich and famous. Is that
Speaker 1: anything to brag about? We don't know. But when you
Speaker 1: go home, does anybody in the grocery store that maybe
Speaker 1: was a soccer mom or hockey mom say famous, own famous,
Speaker 1: famous famous. It hasn't happened yet, not from a soccer mom. Wow.
Speaker 1: I feel bad for you, guys, but I do I
Speaker 1: do want to spill a little bit of tea about Yes,
Speaker 1: Hillary Duff gave us hugs, different, Sutton Foster loved us,
Speaker 1: and Julianna Marghalie told me I could be Matt Boehmer's brother,
Speaker 1: bo Bo Burnham and that that's huge. That's a huge deal, man,
Speaker 1: huge compliment that you look like Matt bomerum Bo bo
Speaker 1: Burnham recognized me and from the Tyra Banks and he
Speaker 1: was not the only one one of the girls. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, you had a viral vid. We haven't even
Speaker 1: talked about the viral, did? I mean? You know whatever
Speaker 1: it happened. Aisha from the Bold Type also immediately people
Speaker 1: know what the viral man. I mean, you guys know
Speaker 1: about Bowen's lip sync to Tyra Banks is famous. Meltdown,
Speaker 1: different model, you seem thinner and what happened? Richer, tell
Speaker 1: them what you mean and that this weekend was in
Speaker 1: an all sort of came full circle entire finally tweeted back.
Speaker 1: She said, I mean dot dot dot genius and the cycle,
Speaker 1: the cycle is complete. You're done now. I feel like
Speaker 1: I have a chief sentience and I don't really know
Speaker 1: what that means, but I do throw it out a lot.
Speaker 1: You've achieved knowledge. When I am like Evan rachel Wood
Speaker 1: in West World and I'm like, there's so much beauty
Speaker 1: in this morning. Okay, yes, and can I spoiler alert
Speaker 1: this episode which is spoiler alert, which is the Showgun
Speaker 1: episode which I watched Evan Rachel Wood and James Marston
Speaker 1: and James Marston like they have this whole scene where
Speaker 1: he says to her, I'm going to botch the line,
Speaker 1: but it really filled me with something where he says
Speaker 1: I'm going to see the world with you or whatever,
Speaker 1: like basically saying like I know that I'm a robot
Speaker 1: and I'm going to see this truth with you. And
Speaker 1: I was just like, I just want a man to
Speaker 1: say to me that they're going to see the world
Speaker 1: with me, like for everything it's good and it's bad
Speaker 1: and it's hard truths and whatever, like I'm gonna walk
Speaker 1: and step with you. And I was like watching them
Speaker 1: make love and it's like you don't really see her body,
Speaker 1: but you see his butt at the end, and I
Speaker 1: was just yes, you see his full butt. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: I've not seen that. This is spoiler alert? Have you
Speaker 1: do you not watch? I love Celebrity Men's but I
Speaker 1: know I know. So it was so gorgeous and I
Speaker 1: was kind of feeling like those notebook feels where just
Speaker 1: something just like hits you deep in you and you're
Speaker 1: just like that man, you know what I mean. And
Speaker 1: then she takes a moment I know it, into a
Speaker 1: room where there is a dead, rotting cow carcass and
Speaker 1: she says, this can't be you. I know this is you.
Speaker 1: And then men come in and take him and she
Speaker 1: they made love and he said that whole speech to
Speaker 1: her and everything, and then these guys like take him
Speaker 1: and like are going to reset his brain or something,
Speaker 1: and she knew that was true. She planned it, and
Speaker 1: I was like, this is good TV. I'm sorry if
Speaker 1: I spoil I definitely spoiled. We spoiler alert rule of
Speaker 1: culture number ninety two. If you say spoiler alert, that's all.
Speaker 1: That's all you need to do. It's time to move
Speaker 1: on to I don't think so honey, Well not yet.
Speaker 1: This is alright, so and tell them what I don't
Speaker 1: think so honey? Is I don't think so honey. Is
Speaker 1: our segment in which we take each one minute to
Speaker 1: rail against something in culture and repeat the phrase I
Speaker 1: don't think so honey. So m I have something? Do
Speaker 1: you have something? I do? Okay? So then this is
Speaker 1: the first who would like to go first? Then um,
Speaker 1: I can go first, as can a custom. Great, this
Speaker 1: is okay, great, that's not true. You always say that
Speaker 1: I always go first. That's not true. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: well anyway, I will crunch the numbers later. Real tension
Speaker 1: is the actual tension. But anyway, this is Matt rodgerss
Speaker 1: with Matt Rogers and bowen you and that's alphabetic goal. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but okay, no, we're not getting into this. Um. This
Speaker 1: is Matt Rodgers as I don't think so, honey, and
Speaker 1: his time starts now. I don't think so, honey. The
Speaker 1: people on the street who want you to like sign
Speaker 1: their petitions or give money to a cause, not because
Speaker 1: they're doing that. When I say I'm so sorry I
Speaker 1: have to go and then they say something snarky or bitchy,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. That listen to me right now.
Speaker 1: I am not the unusual thing for needing to go
Speaker 1: somewhere while I'm walking down the street. You are for
Speaker 1: standing there trying to get me to stop and sign
Speaker 1: your ship, and you are really pushing it, honey when
Speaker 1: you say, like, okay, when I am trying to go somewhere,
Speaker 1: and let me tell you what you don't want me
Speaker 1: to do, which I will do next time someone does
Speaker 1: this to me, turn around and say what, because I
Speaker 1: will bitch if you say, okay, fine, I'm going to
Speaker 1: turn around and say what was weird about what I said?
Speaker 1: I polite you to politely told you I needed somewhere
Speaker 1: to go. You should get a fucking job. Okay. I
Speaker 1: am not weird for needing to go somewhere. You're weird
Speaker 1: for standing there with nothing to do in a clipboard
Speaker 1: in your goddamn hands. I don't think so. And also,
Speaker 1: like when they give you shade and you give them
Speaker 1: shade back and then they're shady. It's just like, look, uh,
Speaker 1: I am walking somewhere with purpose. This is New York
Speaker 1: City and I am going somewhere. You're like, hey, can
Speaker 1: I stop you for a second. I say, no, I
Speaker 1: actually have to go somewhere, which I'm actually in the
Speaker 1: process of doing, which you can see and you know,
Speaker 1: being on the streets of New York, this is what
Speaker 1: I'm in. You didn't even owe them that respond no,
Speaker 1: And I said, I'm so sorry, I have to get somewhere,
Speaker 1: and they do, Why are you doing that? Now? You
Speaker 1: have made it unpleasant? Like and guess what, I there
Speaker 1: was no social contract that said, like I had to
Speaker 1: stop and listen to what you had to say. I
Speaker 1: know what you have to say, and I don't have
Speaker 1: time for it. I think eye contact and you have
Speaker 1: headphones on, and then you avoid it all together. And
Speaker 1: let me clarify, it's not the people that are doing
Speaker 1: that that I I don't think so, honey. It's the
Speaker 1: people that do that and then give fresh attitude and
Speaker 1: I wish don't be fresh. It's actually real coaching number seven,
Speaker 1: don't be fresh? Don't be fresh? Day. Did your mom
Speaker 1: used to tell you that when you were a little
Speaker 1: don't be fresh? My mom said that all the time,
Speaker 1: word for word and perfect English. Okay, so this is
Speaker 1: bowen yangs. I don't think so, honey. Ready, your time
Speaker 1: starts now. I don't think so, honey. Getty Images, who
Speaker 1: do you think you are trying to sell a picture
Speaker 1: of me for five dollars? Dollars in some cases? Look,
Speaker 1: have you heard of miss Mindy Tucker? Motherfucker? She is
Speaker 1: one of the best out there. And guess what she
Speaker 1: does hug gig fulfe most of the time. Mama, we'd
Speaker 1: pay her every now and then. Bitch, Getty Images, I
Speaker 1: don't know who the funk you are? Your camera people
Speaker 1: having to voice tag or whatever the funk it is
Speaker 1: they say when they talk into their cameras and say names,
Speaker 1: looking like a fucking lunatic, bitch, Get your ship together,
Speaker 1: get over yourself, stop, get your water marks are off.
Speaker 1: I can hack it, and I can get those watermarks
Speaker 1: off myself. And fifteen as long as I know some
Speaker 1: of my way around photoshop, but most people don't and
Speaker 1: don't have this prohibitive thing on your site. Five five
Speaker 1: dollars more like five hundred reasons to fucking hate Getty Images, bitch.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, Getty images. I have a great,
Speaker 1: great love for getting images. Now that we've been in them,
Speaker 1: I'd like to keep being in them. But I um
Speaker 1: do know we love Getty images, but that is no.
Speaker 1: But we love after every I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: You just went no love, no, but we love. OK,
Speaker 1: we're gonna do this. We're gonna do this, but we
Speaker 1: gonna wait. Hold on someone's face timing us? Who's face timing?
Speaker 1: He definitely made a mistake immediately, it was a FaceTime.
Speaker 1: I know him alright. So this is Sudi Green. This
Speaker 1: is Sudy Green's I don't think it's so honey, and
Speaker 1: her time starts now. I don't think so honey. People
Speaker 1: saying that we can't have Nicki Minaj now that there's
Speaker 1: Cardi B. Listen, it is being talked about, and I
Speaker 1: absolutely disagree. We have two female rappers in the game
Speaker 1: right now, and the fact that that is like revolutionary
Speaker 1: and like mind bawling boggling for some people is a bullshit. Okay,
Speaker 1: just because you had a pastrami sandwich for the last
Speaker 1: seven years, which is Nicki Mina, and all of a
Speaker 1: sudden you got tuna salad which is Cardi B, doesn't
Speaker 1: mean that you're only eating tuna salad out because guess what,
Speaker 1: how many male sandwiches rappers are out there, so many
Speaker 1: different We're not saying that we can't have me, gooes
Speaker 1: and common, you know what I'm saying. Also, Kanye West,
Speaker 1: who as we know, is very wise and present, on Twitter,
Speaker 1: said that he wanted to see a tour with Nicki
Speaker 1: Minaj and Cardi B. And I agree. I think that
Speaker 1: they are powerful. I think they should release a song together.
Speaker 1: I think their music is different, and I want them
Speaker 1: to exist in the same space and unite together because
Speaker 1: they have more star power than all of those men
Speaker 1: in the game come by. I don't think so, Honey
Speaker 1: to queens and I want a new era of queens. Yes,
Speaker 1: and that's one minutes. Also, you know what, there's a
Speaker 1: lot of ones that like got pushed out, which really
Speaker 1: they didn't leave voluntarily. I mean, you know on them,
Speaker 1: where the hell is Eve? Where the hell is Foxy Brown?
Speaker 1: Where the hell is like Elliott Elliott. I don't mean
Speaker 1: to say that there are only two women, but because
Speaker 1: honestly though I love no but you know what, it's
Speaker 1: it is true we've like done this thing where and
Speaker 1: you know what people I think people think like it's
Speaker 1: because they wear fun costumes and wigs, which all the
Speaker 1: white chicks wear fun costumes and wigs. And you're not
Speaker 1: saying that music is different. To say that one cancels
Speaker 1: the other out is such bullshit. Their styles are very different.
Speaker 1: What was the situation with them when they talked at
Speaker 1: the Metcalo? Did they have a beef and they had
Speaker 1: a confrontation? No, no, no, there there there was no beef.
Speaker 1: But Nikki was on Beats one radio she sounded heard
Speaker 1: about something where um like Cardi maybe just maybe it
Speaker 1: was about motorsport. It's about motorsport and about how like
Speaker 1: they couldn't get them together, and how the media narrative was, oh,
Speaker 1: Nikki's being Nicki and Nikki and doesn't want Cardi to
Speaker 1: be in the same room as her, and no one,
Speaker 1: none of the Mei goes and not even Cardi, no
Speaker 1: one backed her up and support her and say, actually, no,
Speaker 1: this is a total lie. I really think it would
Speaker 1: be so cool if they released a song together, because
Speaker 1: they really are both stars and they really like It's
Speaker 1: like when I remember when it was peak Gaga and
Speaker 1: peak Beyonce and they released video Phone Phone. I don't
Speaker 1: think that that would be a good idea for Cardi
Speaker 1: to go on a track with Nicki Minash. Why because
Speaker 1: Nicki Minash is a beast. Yes, that was card She's not.
Speaker 1: She's not, Matt No, you haven't even given her album
Speaker 1: a full listen, Yes I have. She She's not. She's not.
Speaker 1: She's not. She's not as skilled and I'm seeing in
Speaker 1: the way that Nikki is and that's fine, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. I think I think Dualipa is amazing.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's a good idea for Dualipa, a
Speaker 1: duet with Beyonce Cardy. Yeah, I don't think that she's
Speaker 1: at Nikki's level. She's not at her level yet. And
Speaker 1: also Cardi has a real like pop poppy or like
Speaker 1: catchy commercial rap album. I think a lot of her
Speaker 1: songs are good. Be careful with me, That's all I
Speaker 1: have to say. And I don't say to everybody, Hey,
Speaker 1: be careful, studies Anthem and also, guys, check out these
Speaker 1: other female mcs, Jungle Pussy, Lizzo amazing, like even Azalea. Still,
Speaker 1: I mean, like whatever, if you're willing to forgive and
Speaker 1: Yang endorsing Azalia, oh my god, truly maybe yes, um,
Speaker 1: but there's so many options out there. We still then
Speaker 1: it's a whole deli. It's a whole deli. There's a
Speaker 1: notary here. There are stars, and then there are superstars.
Speaker 1: Nicki Minaj is a superstar, hardy as a superstars. But
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know. I think time will tell.
Speaker 1: I don't get why you're being so shaty with Cardia.
Speaker 1: I'm not being shady. I'm just saying she's been out
Speaker 1: for less than a year, Like you know what, I mean,
Speaker 1: like it's like chance the wrapper coming in and then
Speaker 1: it's like jay Z. I mean like, obviously there's a difference.
Speaker 1: We love right, right, But you have to acknowledge that
Speaker 1: one of them is a legend and one of them
Speaker 1: has promised to be to get there. That's all I'm saying. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's a difference between icon versus legend. And I think
Speaker 1: that Nikki is an icon and a legend, and I
Speaker 1: think card okay, So then let me ask you this.
Speaker 1: She doesn't tend Nikki just just released Pink Friday and
Speaker 1: there's all to speak between her and Lokim. What about that? Like,
Speaker 1: isn't that an iconom legend situation too? I think that.
Speaker 1: But I think that well, and I think the fact
Speaker 1: that they were pitting against each other whatever happened. But then,
Speaker 1: but now it seems like you're the one who's pitting
Speaker 1: them against you know, I'm not pitting them against each other.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I don't think it's a good idea.
Speaker 1: It would be a good idea for Cardi to go
Speaker 1: on a track with just Nicki Minaj, because I don't
Speaker 1: think that Cardi would benefit from that just yet, until
Speaker 1: she cultivates her skills to that level. I think Nikki
Speaker 1: is a beast. I think she's an actress. I think
Speaker 1: she's like a performer and a like artist in a
Speaker 1: way that like we we haven't seen that fully fleshed
Speaker 1: out with Cardi. I'm not pitting them against eachither. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying one is on an no way another level.
Speaker 1: The same way that when Nikki was on that Kanye
Speaker 1: Monster song, and Nikki had that like star turn moment
Speaker 1: because she was being brought you know, it's preparation meets
Speaker 1: the opportunity, and she had the oppertu and then she
Speaker 1: stay up and she had that amazing, amazing verse. I
Speaker 1: think that Cardi would turn out a Bodac yellow for
Speaker 1: Nicki Minaj, and we've seen Cardi slay and that is
Speaker 1: Bodac yellow. I mean, that's a slick. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: And I feel like I'm I can't believe I'm like
Speaker 1: an expert on wrap. You are insane. I want to
Speaker 1: say that Barbie Tinks and Trenley, they're both like pretty middle,
Speaker 1: middle of the road Nikki songs in terms of skill
Speaker 1: and dexterity and flow, She's not like doing the whole
Speaker 1: monster level things she's not doing, even stuff that she
Speaker 1: did on pink Print, like Cardi on on what is
Speaker 1: it called her album? Um, no one's gonna help me out?
Speaker 1: Forget what? Oh? Um? So how come? How come I'm
Speaker 1: the one attacking Cardy But I'm the only one who
Speaker 1: knows how album are you are attacking? She's just it's
Speaker 1: so good and has blown is like is spitting fire.
Speaker 1: But anyway, that was no one's gonna help me up.
Speaker 1: That was no one's gonna help me out, Like when
Speaker 1: that that video Christina Aguila when someone cost during her
Speaker 1: interview coughing during my interview. Really, I think that Devon
Speaker 1: is just Christina Aguilar being funny and being joking, being
Speaker 1: like coughing during my joking. That's clearly. But when but
Speaker 1: when Boone said no, he's gonna help me out, he
Speaker 1: was not kidding. It's gonna help me out. I'm a
Speaker 1: bit bitch. But the bit that ye and who are
Speaker 1: we whose songs are saying you are careful with me,
Speaker 1: You'll be careful with me. Don't bite the hand. I
Speaker 1: don't nobody in here bite the hand? Why are you
Speaker 1: seating me? Chick? Don't nobody We had a great time
Speaker 1: with nobody in here and nobody in here bite the hand.
Speaker 1: And you know that's one of my famous catchphrase, stupid,
Speaker 1: don't bite the hand. I don't know my words, but
Speaker 1: I do. It's like opportunity have been since you were
Speaker 1: both young children. No, I mean, look, I'm gonna start listening.
Speaker 1: I invited no no, no, no no. I invited you
Speaker 1: to the what was that place went? I don't started
Speaker 1: your career. This has been a great time with episode
Speaker 1: marks a seed change in Last Culture Resta's lore and
Speaker 1: the Last Culturesta's universe and the l CU. Because Matt
Speaker 1: has had a monopoly on all the catchphrases, I'm going
Speaker 1: to start turning out the phrases. Bit. No one's gonna
Speaker 1: help me out with this, really really, so stay tuned
Speaker 1: for that. Um oh my god. This has been such
Speaker 1: a fun episode. Just a reminder. Really, I really have
Speaker 1: enjoyed this time. I feel like the worst side of
Speaker 1: me has come out, and I want to thank you
Speaker 1: for giving me the freedom to platform to say things
Speaker 1: that I will definitely regret absolutely and that you will
Speaker 1: call us that a week later to be like can
Speaker 1: we take these parts out? We'll be like, yeah, of course,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't think anything's nothing nothing. I'm kidding. Well,
Speaker 1: I'll only request certain things stay in of course, and
Speaker 1: we'll we'll make the choices. Ahun went to cot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you guys make the choices, but I'm I'm on the
Speaker 1: side of a rob here truth. Thank you, unfiltered, unedited. Um.
Speaker 1: We do end every episode with a song, and I
Speaker 1: think we know what song we're gonna end it with.
Speaker 1: And I got a dishwasher and it change my world. Yeah,
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