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Speaker 1: Someone gave me a black eye just for asking for

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Speaker 1: rolling papers. Then he shared who I thought I really was. Hey,

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Speaker 1: you know, you just need to roll with the punches.

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Speaker 1: At that point, that one I caught, I caught before

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Speaker 1: speaking ladies. Although in fairness, Sam always says a pun

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Speaker 1: I always keep talking. And then I realized, so he

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Speaker 1: called it out last time. So now I'm now and

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Speaker 1: now he's aware. Now he's now he's on the alert.

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Speaker 1: You have to like like wait a long time and

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Speaker 1: then slide it into say I slip up again.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's what she said.

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Speaker 1: So I have no idea why I remember this old story,

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Speaker 1: but it seems funny today. Back in two thousand and six,

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Speaker 1: my friends and I went to a local club after

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Speaker 1: a fishing trip. I feel like those are two very

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Speaker 1: opposite activities. I like, I don't know, I mean, like

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Speaker 1: both have bass. Okay, I see you, I see you, sir.

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Speaker 1: This whole episode is every comment is just gonna be

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Speaker 1: a fun every comment. Honestly, quite impressed like that. That

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Speaker 1: was very quick. We didn't know anyone besides our group

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Speaker 1: of ladies and gents, but it was a blast. Regardless,

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Speaker 1: I think I was the only one in the group

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Speaker 1: that didn't smoke that sweet Ganja and one of the

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Speaker 1: pals wanted to but didn't have any papers to roll

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Speaker 1: it with. Well, good old superhero drunken me. I decide

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Speaker 1: to approach the first person I see and kindly ask

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Speaker 1: them nothing can go wrong?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, superhero approach.

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Speaker 1: I love. But yeah, yeah, you're a superhero, be for

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Speaker 1: sure ask you for rolling papers?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: So I talked to this person, and after about two

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Speaker 1: minutes of conversating, I finally get to the point, Hey, man,

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Speaker 1: do you have any roll papers?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: He's coming on too strong, he's being way too blunt.

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Speaker 1: This is gonna be a painful one. Guys, this is

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Speaker 1: going to be painful. Uh uh.

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Speaker 2: I'm just gonna keep powering through.

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Speaker 1: Guys.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna keep powering through.

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Speaker 1: His face dropped for some reason, and he walked away

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Speaker 1: to his group of friends. Well, stupid me had a

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Speaker 1: dumb face, smiling back at his friends, thinking he's going

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Speaker 1: to get me some of these said rollings. Hmm uh,

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Speaker 1: well that's when I see three people hurrying my way.

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Speaker 1: A little weird that you need three people to deliver

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Speaker 1: some rolling papers. I looked away for a second, and

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Speaker 1: then boom, I get knocked on my ass.

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Speaker 2: Why that's so rude. They're ready for the action, bro.

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Speaker 1: They took, they took say no to drugs way too Seriously,

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Speaker 1: how dare you smoking the devil? How dare you tangle

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Speaker 1: with the evil cabbage? Nancy Reagan would be so disappointed

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Speaker 1: at you. Nancy Reagan is not going to give you

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Speaker 1: the best blow job in Hollywood. You heard about that, dude,

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Speaker 1: I didn't. Wow, it must be she she gave the

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Speaker 1: best dope.

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Speaker 3: And yeah, I bet she gave. Like, is she still alive?

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Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure she's dead. Damn almost pausing. That's okay

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Speaker 3: because it's like we honor the dead well because the

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Speaker 3: slot the toppy probably got even sloppy or in the

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Speaker 3: in a good way because like I got the dentures.

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Speaker 3: It would have been more apt if she was apropos

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Speaker 3: if she was still living. But you know, Nancy, I

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Speaker 3: hope giving good bjs in heaven.

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Speaker 2: To the queen.

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Speaker 1: We are quickly devolving, guys, we are I.

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Speaker 2: Don't know where we are.

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Speaker 1: So back to our story of OPI being pummeled for

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Speaker 1: apparently no reason. I totally forgot we went so deep

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Speaker 1: in Nancy deep dogs. Okay Uh, so Opie has just

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Speaker 1: been knocked on his ass, just like the pieces.

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Speaker 2: I get up and I see my friends running at me,

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Speaker 2: and it's on. After a rumble.

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Speaker 1: After about a five minute rumble in the corner of

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Speaker 1: the club, bouncers finally break up our group and all

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Speaker 1: walk us outside. Well, this is the first time I

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Speaker 1: can actually muster the sentence.

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Speaker 2: Bro, What the hell?

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Speaker 1: I kindly ask for rolling papers and you bring your

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Speaker 1: friends into a fight.

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Speaker 2: This is bs.

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Speaker 1: Well, they look at each other and lose it and

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Speaker 1: start laughing like I mean, snorting, wheezing the whole thing.

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Speaker 2: I'm confused. I thought I was being prank for someone, but.

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Speaker 1: The black eye and blood everywhere didn't seem all that

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Speaker 1: funny to me. The guy came to me and said,

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Speaker 1: effing rolling papers. Loll Well, I learned that night. When

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Speaker 1: you go to a stranger and ask for papers, you

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Speaker 1: got to be very clear. This Asian guy apparently thought

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Speaker 1: I was asking for his citizenship papers and thought that

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Speaker 1: I was being racist to him, which is why I

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Speaker 1: was attacked. So ask for rolling papers and not papers.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the context clues.

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Speaker 2: Context clues, Yo, do you got any papers?

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Speaker 3: It's not like hey were your papers you know, like

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Speaker 3: he was like, how a whole conversation.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's so funny. It's funny when I first

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Speaker 1: thought it i read it, I thought he thought he

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Speaker 1: was like an immigration officer.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I just came out like I started beating him

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Speaker 2: up and add some background.

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Speaker 1: I'm half Vietnamese, so speaking to Asian people made me

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Speaker 1: feel more comfortable, which is why I picked him. But

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Speaker 1: the problem is I just don't look Asian.

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Speaker 3: Uh.

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Speaker 1: To end the story with a happy ending, his group

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Speaker 1: in ours became friends and we all went to a

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Speaker 1: different club and had a blast.

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Speaker 3: But the broken nose or I or socket rough story.

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Speaker 3: Great story, I like that, may okop