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Speaker 1: Rooking Jewels. Second date update. The guy on the phone

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Speaker 1: to do a second date update today had a very

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Speaker 1: awkward moment on his first date that most people can

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Speaker 1: relate to. Okay, you know how when your date starts

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Speaker 1: off and you accidentally run over a pedestrian. Yeah, that

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Speaker 1: is so awkward when that happens. Isn't it a little

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Speaker 1: more than awkward? What's up, Joshua? How you doing? Hey,

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Speaker 1: broken Jewel? Is he calling us from jail? Because I'm

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Speaker 1: pretty sure it's a felony or something. I'm not calling

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Speaker 1: from prison now. So you didn't get caught. No, I

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Speaker 1: definitely got caught. All right, tell us a little bit

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Speaker 1: about what happened, because your email just said I need

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Speaker 1: to do over because I ran over somebody, and that's

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Speaker 1: very confusing. It's like, all right, we'll do a second

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Speaker 1: day update on that. What does that mean? So here's

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Speaker 1: what happened. I met Kara on e harmony. Okay, she's great,

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Speaker 1: and we decide we're going to go to a concert

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Speaker 1: her up at a coffee shop and we're talking and

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Speaker 1: it's awesome and I'm just really into the conversation and

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Speaker 1: then I accidentally ran over somebody casually. I could pick

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Speaker 1: her up then, and then also, yeah, we heard a

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Speaker 1: little thump, and then I realized that did it again?

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Speaker 1: Ran over a person? Okay, So so he got freaked out,

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Speaker 1: but it really it was not my fault. Okay, but

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Speaker 1: clarify for me. When you say ran over a person,

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Speaker 1: do you mean like full speed ahead, like thump thump

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Speaker 1: I figured that it was clear to go. I didn't

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Speaker 1: see him, and Kara yells, you hit somebody, and I said,

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Speaker 1: what you had to You had to be told that

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Speaker 1: you hit a pedestrian. You didn't just know that. Well,

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Speaker 1: I ran over his foot, like it was okay, So

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Speaker 1: he didn't get your windshield and you didn't know. No,

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Speaker 1: he didn't crack the windshield. Okay, but I was really

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Speaker 1: I put it in reverse and ran over his other foot. No,

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Speaker 1: I didn't. I just like Nick Disnee, I glanced off,

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Speaker 1: so you almost ran over him a second time. That's

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Speaker 1: an accurate statement. But in my defense, it was his fault.

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Speaker 1: There's like, you don't sound guilty about this at all.

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Speaker 1: I have thought about this a lot, and I don't

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Speaker 1: feel bad about it because this guy ran in front

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Speaker 1: of the car and I stayed. I followed the police report.

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Speaker 1: You know, I got into a little bit of an

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Speaker 1: argument with another person that was on the road about

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Speaker 1: what had happened. But I think that she she did

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Speaker 1: not see everything that happened. Right, Wait, what was your

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Speaker 1: date doing the entire time you're filling out a police report? Well,

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Speaker 1: she left, okay, So and what did she say to

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Speaker 1: she left? Well, she stayed around, and she was screaming

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Speaker 1: a lot for a while. Understand Again, I don't think

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Speaker 1: thing that it was bringing stuff up, another flaming past

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Speaker 1: I don't think it was about me. What was she screaming?

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Speaker 1: I mean there was a lot of the oh my gods, Um,

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Speaker 1: is that the last you've heard from her? I mean

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Speaker 1: I was shouting her name out as I noticed as

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Speaker 1: hear it. So her walking away while you're filing a

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Speaker 1: the last thing you've seen of her? Yes, which you

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Speaker 1: like a key witness in all of this. And I

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Speaker 1: don't think that it was the other guy's fault, but

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Speaker 1: wasn't there. Dude, you hit him twice, man, The second

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Speaker 1: is that because your license has been revoked? My license,

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Speaker 1: it's just provisional. I cannot drive at night. Okay, So

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Speaker 1: what have you tried to call her since then? Though?

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Speaker 1: Or this will this be your first attempt to reach out?

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Speaker 1: You know? I texted her and I told her, Hey,

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Speaker 1: the guy's doing okay? Um? And nothing, no response. You know,

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Speaker 1: it seems like maybe she started to say yes of course,

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Speaker 1: and then she was just nervous. All right, Well we'll

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Speaker 1: second date update. Okay, I appreciate it. Yeah, brooking jubil

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Speaker 1: in the morning. Second Date following is a true story

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Speaker 1: about real life defense that have actually taken place in

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Speaker 1: our judicial system. The names and dates have not been changed.

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Speaker 1: They're the same. They're the same names and dates because

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Speaker 1: it's really not that big of a deal, but it

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Speaker 1: sounds cooler if I talk like this and Joshua is

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Speaker 1: on the phone today for a second date update. If

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Speaker 1: you just missed the first part, he ran over a

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Speaker 1: dude on his first date and had to give a

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Speaker 1: it and everything else. He was found not guilty of

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Speaker 1: then when his date screamed, oh my god, you hit somebody,

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Speaker 1: he reversed and sort of ran over the guy a

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Speaker 1: second time. Yeah. And then his date, Kara, who were

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Speaker 1: about to call right now to figure out why she's

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Speaker 1: not calling him back even though we already kind of know,

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Speaker 1: I mean, do you have an idea of how to

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Speaker 1: come back from this, because I don't think it's it's

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Speaker 1: the accident that's so much the problem. It's your nonchalant

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Speaker 1: wasn't like you targeted this guy and know or like, hey,

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Speaker 1: went after him. It wasn't like I maliciously ran over

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Speaker 1: gonna dollar phone him right now, okay, okay, cool, thank you,

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Speaker 1: thank you. Here we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak

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Speaker 1: to Kara please? And this is Kara. Hey, Kara, how

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Speaker 1: are you? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewel in

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Speaker 1: the Morning. Great, this is weird. I can understand how

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Speaker 1: you think that. I'm actually on the phone with you

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Speaker 1: right now because we're doing a segment called the Second

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Speaker 1: Date Update, and basically we want to ask you some

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Speaker 1: questions about a date that you went on recently with

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Speaker 1: a guy named Joshua. Oh my god. Yeah. The thing is,

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Speaker 1: he really liked you, and he asked us to call

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Speaker 1: you and find out why you're not calling him back. What. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he wanted Okay, he wanted what? He wanted you to

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Speaker 1: call me? Yes, he sent us an email and told

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Speaker 1: us about your horrible first date. What did he tell

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Speaker 1: you exactly? He told us that he met you on

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Speaker 1: e harmony, and you guys were on your way to

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Speaker 1: a concert, and he said, on the way to the concert,

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Speaker 1: he was talking to you and wasn't paying attention, and

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Speaker 1: Oh god, Um, yeah, that's pretty much what happened. So

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Speaker 1: is that the reason you're not calling him back the

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Speaker 1: whole accident because he said that you left while he

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Speaker 1: I mean I've never okay, I've never even seeing anyone

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Speaker 1: I mean, it was so crazy. And then I had

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Speaker 1: all right, right. I mean, he did send me a

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Speaker 1: But I mean, I don't know, like maybe he's just

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Speaker 1: be like, oh, yeah, the guy's fine, Sure you want

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Speaker 1: to go out again. I mean, we hit someone, okay,

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Speaker 1: but that was an accident. I understand if you feel

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Speaker 1: like that's a bad omen for a first week an accident, Like,

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Speaker 1: gonna do? There's all sorts of options. Now, I think

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Speaker 1: I'm cool not going through that door like you. Why

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Speaker 1: wouldn't you text him back though after that and just say, hey,

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Speaker 1: that was too much for me on a first date. Look,

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Speaker 1: there were other reasons. That was not the only reason.

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Speaker 1: I mean I was on the date for like I

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Speaker 1: don't know what, ten minutes prior to the incident we'll

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Speaker 1: call it. I got in his car and Joshua wears

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Speaker 1: an un goodly amount of cologne. Oh, it was like

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Speaker 1: being in the back of a cab in Istanbul. Just horrible. Okay.

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Speaker 1: And you know what, depending on the clone, that could

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Speaker 1: be worse than running over a person. I mean that

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Speaker 1: person was okay. If I stayed in my car much longer.

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Speaker 1: In that car, much longer, I would not, So that's

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Speaker 1: why you left. You didn't actually leave because of the pedestrian.

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Speaker 1: You just didn't want to ride home. I'll be honest.

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Speaker 1: It was like, dude, my asthma was going to be like, hello,

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Speaker 1: there's no way. There is no way, and I'll be

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Speaker 1: honest of you, like, I don't understand how it is

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Speaker 1: that he could have sprayed that on himself in the

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Speaker 1: morning and was like, yeah, I smell good, Like, no way,

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Speaker 1: excuse me. Can I talk though? What's going on? Okara?

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Speaker 1: That's Joshua. He's on the other line and wants to

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Speaker 1: talk to you, Carol, What is up? Why are you

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Speaker 1: saying this? You know that's not true, Joshua. Look, I

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Speaker 1: am really sorry that you had to hear it like that,

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Speaker 1: but it is true. I'm sorry I put on a

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Speaker 1: little bit of cologne because I cared about the date.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't I wasn't swimming in it. I'm sorry, Like

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Speaker 1: I feel bad kind of right now, like I'm glad

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Speaker 1: you cared about it, but it's not it's not that

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Speaker 1: there's nothing wrong, it's in general putting cologne on. But

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Speaker 1: don't you remember I rolled down the window like it

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