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Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Welcome.

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Speaker 2: To the Unofficial Expert Podcast with Sydney and Marie. Laughs

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Speaker 2: laughs on last, I'm already my face already.

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Speaker 1: We're starting off too hot, too hot. Let's take it bat,

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Speaker 1: let's say good bag.

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Speaker 2: Hi guys, Hello everyone, Welcome to the Unofficial Expert Podcast.

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Speaker 1: With Marie and Sidney. What the hell is up?

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Speaker 2: Girl?

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Speaker 1: Are you doing well about this? Last time?

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Speaker 2: I feel like we did, but we could just say.

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Speaker 2: I wear turtlenecks on a rag.

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Speaker 1: And it's fitted.

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Speaker 2: Your biceps are exposed, do you see. Also, your boobs

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Speaker 2: look quite plump. Oh yeah, well you know I went

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Speaker 2: to the gym today. You look big because of the gym.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Up, I worked on my pegs, bitch, That's what I

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Speaker 2: was doing. I was doing those breast exercises, and I'm

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Speaker 2: feeling good. I'm excited. This is like a good day.

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Speaker 2: This is a great day. Her hair looks better than

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Speaker 2: the other days.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, yes, yes, yes, yes yes yes. Don't don't

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Speaker 1: be trying to bring the mood down. No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: what about you, Marie? You're looking great. You give a

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Speaker 1: great day.

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Speaker 2: I didn't get any phone calls today from anybody that

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Speaker 2: was sad.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, a great day.

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Speaker 2: You look very loving basketball right now, even though this

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Speaker 2: is a football shirt, okay.

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Speaker 1: But it's loving basketball. It's like it's my man shirt, right,

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Speaker 1: it's mine. It's and the sweats too, also mine. Who

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Speaker 1: in the room? Hello? You got your room on? Your

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Speaker 1: room door closed? His name is Corey. Hey, I just

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Speaker 1: that just made that up. Make me a sandwich, nigga.

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Speaker 2: It's black dude's named Corey, right, yeah, definitely, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I'm feeling great.

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Speaker 2: I feel like, uh, we got a lot of great

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Speaker 2: things that have happened in the last couple of days.

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Speaker 2: We're having like we're living our best black broke lives,

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Speaker 2: best lives.

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Speaker 1: But I feel like it's coming.

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Speaker 2: It's coming to a close, the period of time where

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Speaker 2: I can say that I'm broke. Yeah, I feel like

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Speaker 2: money come in like not now, but like twenty eighteen.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna be like rolling, I'm gonna be I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: make like six t thousand dollars next year. Yeah, really,

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Speaker 2: you saw I said it sounded like I was gonna

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Speaker 2: say six figures.

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Speaker 1: And nothing fifty. I hope I'm praying for the same

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Speaker 1: for me.

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Speaker 2: I'm really listen, I'm gonna be making close to six

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Speaker 2: figures next year.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna make six figures next year. That's six figures.

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Speaker 1: Sixty k No, six figures.

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Speaker 2: Oh, it was like sixty K five figures.

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Speaker 1: Damn, Sydney. I'm gonna also get you a calculator now,

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Speaker 1: thank you please, Sidney? What the hell were you an

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Speaker 1: expert in this week?

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Speaker 2: Being a good ass girlfriend? A good ass girlfriend. So

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Speaker 2: a girlfriend with a good ass no, good ass girlfriend,

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Speaker 2: like took my girl to dinner?

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Speaker 3: Who paid?

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Speaker 1: I mean she paid? Okay, but you were there. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's exactly I showed up.

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Speaker 2: We were there to get I paid for the uber

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Speaker 2: back and back home, like two and back.

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Speaker 1: How much was it?

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Speaker 3: Uber?

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Speaker 2: It was a lot actually, Like it was like thirty

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Speaker 2: dollars like going there and coming back and we did

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Speaker 2: pool whatever.

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Speaker 1: So that's a good ass girlfriend right there. You were present.

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Speaker 2: So it took her to dinner and then we went

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Speaker 2: to the Bronx Botanical Garden. I'm gonna stop you right there.

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Speaker 2: You went to the Bronx. Yeah, that sounds like an

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Speaker 2: awful girlfriend to me.

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Speaker 1: Well that's what she wanted to do.

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Speaker 2: So I'm saying more yeses and less snows. So I

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Speaker 2: think right off the bat, like I deserve everything this week,

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Speaker 2: you deserve some ass, I get it. We went to

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Speaker 2: the Bronx Botanical Garden and it was actually cool. It's

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Speaker 2: originally twenty eight dollars to go there, right, Nothing in

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Speaker 2: the Bronx should be twenty eight exact moon though, like

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Speaker 2: it took us, Like in the Bronx it took us

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Speaker 2: twelve transfers and thirty two hours to get to that bitch.

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Speaker 1: So we go there. It's twenty eight dollars.

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Speaker 2: But then it says if you have like a New

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Speaker 2: York State ID, you can get the fifteen dollars pass, right,

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Speaker 2: But the fifteen dollars pass means you pretty much can.

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Speaker 1: Just walk around that bitch.

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Speaker 2: Like you can't walk into the atrium, you can't go

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Speaker 2: into the library inside, but no, you're just outside walking around.

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Speaker 2: So we paid for the fifteen because I was like,

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Speaker 2: fifteen sounds better than me. But the flowers are like

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Speaker 2: dying on their outside, because yeah, they're dying, so so

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Speaker 2: the flowers are bringing that that Bronx air exactly. So

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Speaker 2: when we strolled into these gardens that are outside, I

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Speaker 2: was like, this.

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Speaker 1: Look real bronx. This look real sad. Uh you're like

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Speaker 1: that flower got on too. I was like that flower

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Speaker 1: in debt. Why does roses look like they're from the projects?

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Speaker 1: What's going on?

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Speaker 2: Flowers had like they were wrapped in check cashing place.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it was.

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Speaker 2: It was like a rose, No, a tree grows in

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Speaker 2: the bodega.

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Speaker 1: Like they looked so sad. But we were like trying

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Speaker 1: to take some photos.

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Speaker 2: Tried to do it up, you know, did a little

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Speaker 2: little so you were at the fountain, We did a

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Speaker 2: little couple photos. You couldn't even get on the tram

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Speaker 2: for fifteen dollars. You can't get on that tram, the

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Speaker 2: thing that like gives you the tour.

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Speaker 1: You can't even get on, bitch, like you want to

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Speaker 2: Just you can just walk around outside the part it

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Speaker 2: and it's mad old people there. So they were like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: we're not going to be outside, We're going to be inside.

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Speaker 1: Is there a free day Wednesday?

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Speaker 2: So me and you should deaf go and I feel

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Speaker 2: like we could redo them photos and we could be

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Speaker 2: in the atrium and everything like look mad culture couples photos.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, your girlfriends.

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Speaker 2: Then I will be Then I'll be the expert in

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Speaker 2: being a badass girlfriend.

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Speaker 1: So no, it was cool. We went there and I

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Speaker 2: We spent you know, five hours, five hours there just

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Speaker 1: She brought sandwiches fruit. It was real. It was very picnicky.

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Speaker 1: It was real. What kind of sandwiches us head boars

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Speaker 1: head sandwiches?

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Speaker 2: Okay, so they were from just meat holding two pieces

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Speaker 2: of mirrors from the brodega.

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Speaker 1: Oh she didn't even make them, but I paid for them.

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Speaker 1: The roll on a roll and a hero.

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Speaker 2: So you got the role. Okay, you said, you know,

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Speaker 2: I feel like, you know, like long ye.

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Speaker 1: A guy, that's my friends tell me of us have this? Marie,

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Speaker 1: what were you an expert in this week?

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Speaker 2: Speaking of being a good ass girlfriend? Your girlfriend makes

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Speaker 2: bomb ass edibles. Shout out to Adrian. She should really

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Speaker 2: sell them honestly at our live show, truly, but she

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Speaker 2: she makes really great edibles that like give you like

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Speaker 2: a nice smooth ass high. So I was an expert

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Speaker 2: at taking edibles, uh and not overdoing it with the

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Speaker 2: edibles this week, this week, this week, because I always

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Speaker 2: do too much.

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Speaker 1: I'm proud of you.

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Speaker 2: I'm always like, what is this popcorn? But I'm smoking

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Speaker 2: a little bit and is this is this Shrek? Daniels like,

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Speaker 2: I'm I'm mixed too many things, stay mixing exactly. And

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Speaker 2: I learned my lesson that time I threw up in

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Speaker 2: that uber and they charged me one hundred dollars for.

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Speaker 1: Did you believe?

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Speaker 2: Because they the kids, the people in the streets told

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Speaker 2: me that you were that you got real loose.

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you what happened.

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Speaker 2: So a couple of weeks ago, I was an expert

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Speaker 2: at the es and day drinking rose Waltz right, So

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Speaker 2: bottle of rose by myself, by myself. So I'm drunk,

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Speaker 2: and we were looking for wheed and we couldn't find none,

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Speaker 2: so we just kept smoking. We kept we just kept drinking.

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Speaker 2: And then our friend Carolina, her roommates came home and they're.

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Speaker 2: And when you get too drunk, there's a point where

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Speaker 2: you should not try to also be high. Right, So

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Speaker 2: I had already crossed that line. So I took a

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Speaker 2: like everything room started spinning. I was like, what was

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Speaker 1: And I was like, y'all trying to kill me.

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Speaker 2: And I started freaking out and I felt like I

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Speaker 2: and out of the room. Missed the entire episodes of

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Speaker 2: Game of Thrones, but I text you that night because

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Speaker 2: I was I was, I had a show, and I

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Speaker 2: was like, I wonder why Marie's and I hear and

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Speaker 2: I was trying to figure out how to breathe.

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Speaker 1: Bathroom like.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, So uh, good to know that my friends uh

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Speaker 2: can't keep secrets. Nope, And I already know what you

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Speaker 2: Missy has friend told you? Oh you know, his lips

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Speaker 2: just didn't time. He was like, ooh girl, Marie was

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Speaker 2: here being real messy.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: And then I was trying to get an uber to

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Speaker 2: go home and I couldn't even so I.

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Speaker 1: Was like, I'm just gonna stay on this couch and

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Speaker 1: then they were like, Mari, you can stay here. I

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Speaker 2: So but thank you for bringing that back, Sidney to

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Speaker 2: mess up my expertise this week, I was an expert

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Speaker 2: at not doing too much okay with my drugs or milcaoholic.

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Speaker 1: But you see that you you you were able to

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Speaker 1: like it was like two and one. Thank you.

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Speaker 2: So you're doing the Lord's work because you won't let

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Speaker 2: me be great. Not that's that's what friends. Our next

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Speaker 2: guess is it?

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Speaker 4: Know?

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Speaker 1: Let us stay hold on.

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Speaker 2: Just want people to hear you six and knock that

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Speaker 2: fucking mic out of your head radio voice.

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Speaker 1: Hold on a second.

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Speaker 2: Our guest today is is a comic who's done our

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Speaker 2: show before.

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Speaker 1: He's a really funny guy.

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Speaker 4: Uh.

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Speaker 1: You see him probably all over the city because he

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Speaker 1: be everywhere all the time. You did, I just leave

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Speaker 1: you in Queen. Yeah, he's everywhere and he's he's freaking hilarious.

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Speaker 1: Y'all gonna really love him.

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Speaker 2: He is our entry ex country because he quite country. Uh.

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Speaker 1: It's Derek Thompson. Ladies and gentlemen, let Derek Chompson.

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Speaker 3: I hear about how you're doing.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, you need to start it over because

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Speaker 2: it's not like your nails are dirty.

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Speaker 1: Do that over? Sounds like you just asked somebody for him, Lucy.

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Speaker 2: Anybody gets to pay some change twelve. This dude got

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Speaker 2: a lot of nerds. You showed him swear pants. You're like,

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Speaker 1: Derek.

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Speaker 4: Well, you know a niggas doing good is well? You

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Speaker 4: remember last year I had a dusty ship.

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Speaker 1: Like what kind of sniggers did last year?

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Speaker 3: This is some good job and sneakers.

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Speaker 1: You don't even job. You don't even have a gym membership.

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Speaker 3: The Manhattan bound L train is a prosing the station.

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Speaker 1: That's when I job jo. Derek talked to us a

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Speaker 1: little about you. Where are you from?

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Speaker 3: North Carolina? The home of peity poblo.

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Speaker 1: North Carolina. I'm on the razor. Take the shirt. Oh

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Speaker 1: there it is poo pity bob. The shout out to

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Speaker 3: I like three girls in the video, right you did?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: And after they did that ship they ain't know a

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Speaker 1: Just walk around the can't you went to college?

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Speaker 3: Goddamn right? I can read? I can read, no, no, no.

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Speaker 1: Just knowledge. That's great. What did you study in college?

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Speaker 3: Science?

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Speaker 1: So you went to b mcc Okay, got it. I

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Speaker 1: feel like most people listening don't even know what that is.

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Speaker 2: That's online classes to college.

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Speaker 1: It's like a dery. It's like an id T.

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Speaker 2: So what is North Carolina known for besides PD pablo.

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Speaker 4: College basketball and uh not letting transsexuals use the bathroom?

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, that's terrible.

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Speaker 4: That basketball money away then they got rid of the government.

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Speaker 4: It's like, we gotta have my n.

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Speaker 1: C double A is what saved trans bathrooms?

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Speaker 3: Pretty much?

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Speaker 4: Well money anyway, Interesting.

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Speaker 1: Damn North Carolina.

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Speaker 4: And I've never seen a transsexual person in North Carolina ever.

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Speaker 1: Well because they know to get the hell out of

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Speaker 3: It's just gay people. What. I've never seen a transsexual person,

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Speaker 2: Also, the trams world, they're like their next level. They're

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Speaker 3: You can't tell, Yeah, you can't tell.

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Speaker 4: I usually checked for the shoulders and like the facial features.

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Speaker 1: Don't you dare? Don't you fucking.

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Speaker 3: Going out? Though?

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Speaker 1: I see that shouldairs. So Derek, what what brings you

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Speaker 2: So great with its normal bathrooms and it's Pete Poblo flag.

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Speaker 1: Waving and they're alright basketball teams and the basic ball team.

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Speaker 1: Yeah what like what brings.

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Speaker 3: You to New York comedy? Comedy is to ship.

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Speaker 1: You can't do comedy in North Carolina.

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Speaker 4: You can, but the ceilings like solo, the ceiling is low.

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Speaker 4: Yeah so lo And this is like you are quite tall?

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Speaker 3: Yes, well, this is where you go to get good.

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Speaker 3: Make sure you're good. Derek, how tod you six five and.

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Speaker 4: Three quarters of your six five lanky guy?

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Speaker 1: And real speaking of lanky, those legs look like arms. Wow,

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Speaker 1: do you even work them out? My friend? Have you

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Speaker 1: heard of a lunch? Have you ever heard of it?

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Speaker 1: Come on, like, you don't be doing squads? You look

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Speaker 1: like you wan't all fours right now? No for your

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Speaker 1: like hamstrings in your quads?

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Speaker 4: Dude, I don't be worrying about that exercise and ship.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, No, you can't you lying. We are gonna

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Speaker 2: cut that out. We know that you're Yeah, we ain't

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Speaker 2: even see no print, dude, shut up.

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Speaker 1: We know your dig is unemploying.

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Speaker 3: Can show you off air.

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Speaker 2: Show show us on show us on air, on the record,

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Speaker 2: on the record. Let me put it on the Tabley's

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Speaker 2: laptop keyboard.

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Speaker 4: Yeah that I don't want to break this table.

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Speaker 1: Let me see.

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Speaker 2: Let me see how many words per minute your dick

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Speaker 2: can type? So, dear, so you're six for five.

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Speaker 3: How much do you weigh?

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Speaker 1: I feel like it's not a lot because you are

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Speaker 4: If I was too ten, it'd be too much. It'd

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Speaker 4: be too much. I have to just deflect pussy all

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Speaker 4: the time.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to do that to learn that word

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Speaker 1: from the way in C State University, Thanks very much,

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Speaker 1: n C State.

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Speaker 3: Yes, excuse very smart.

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Speaker 1: You know what happened?

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Speaker 3: I got woke?

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Speaker 1: What does that mean?

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Speaker 3: I thought new knowledge that ain't in these books. Sister.

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Speaker 4: They try to turn you into a robot when you

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Speaker 4: go to college. True, you didn't find out if you

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Speaker 4: can follow orders?

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Speaker 1: Okay, so did you graduated?

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Speaker 4: Myself from that matrix? I said, to hell, would a degree?

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna go be funny.

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Speaker 1: You didn't have enough money to finish my not be

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Speaker 1: loving me right after that because she was like, she

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Speaker 1: put money, she put money on your books.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: When I told my dad I was gonna do count,

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Speaker 4: he was like, you know how much money I spent

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Speaker 1: How much did you spend?

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Speaker 3: It was like dad talents, I don't know. I know

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Speaker 3: that Nigga knows stuff.

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Speaker 1: You know. It was a rhetorical question. So talk to

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Speaker 1: us about your parents. What do they do?

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Speaker 4: They're in love with Jesus Christ, both ministers, yes, and

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Speaker 4: they worked with the school system.

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Speaker 1: So how did you turn that? Like this man?

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Speaker 3: What do you mean?

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Speaker 1: You said? But love you?

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Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, he loves all the centers of the world.

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Speaker 2: So did you grow up in like a really religious household?

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Speaker 2: Because I feel like like the Bible Belt and I know,

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Speaker 2: like Southern Baptists and.

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Speaker 1: All that, Like they be real crazy about your.

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Speaker 4: Church all the time, like every Sunday unless it was

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Speaker 4: a fifth Sunday in the month that was.

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Speaker 1: The fifth Sunday. I never heard of that. What's a

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Speaker 3: Right? Ladies are like thirty one days, right, right?

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Speaker 1: But what happens at the like, you know, seven.

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Speaker 4: Days in a week, sow eight days? So sometimes you

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Speaker 4: have like sometime a day of the week with.

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Speaker 2: Five times, right, what happens at your church on the

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Speaker 3: Closed? That's the only time it was closed?

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Speaker 2: Oh yo, my church never there was never a time

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Speaker 2: there would be a storm, there would be a blizzard.

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Speaker 1: Everything. It was always open religious. Yes, I went to

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Speaker 1: vacation Bible School. I was acol like I was in

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Speaker 1: children's choir. I went to Oh dude, it was terrible.

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Speaker 3: You know. It wasn't that bagg it free meals.

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Speaker 2: Oh we would have either tuna sandwiches or peanut butter

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Speaker 2: and jelly. That is it a vacation Bible school. Yes,

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Speaker 2: that's all I had. We had good snacks and no,

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Speaker 2: no good snacks. Yeah, they didn't like you. You went

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Speaker 2: to church in Harlem.

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Speaker 1: I was in Oakland. That makes sense. And my auntie

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Speaker 2: Your auntie was pocketing most of the money.

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Speaker 1: And you'd think it eat these pine cones and these berries.

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Speaker 3: Yep.

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Speaker 1: And then we would go to pack and save and

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Speaker 2: I feel like at my vacation Bible school we would

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Speaker 2: have like juice cups and like mini bagels, and no

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Speaker 2: they would never did you have a party at the

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Speaker 2: end of your vacation Bibles.

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Speaker 1: No, there was no party. Wasn't no like barbecue for

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Speaker 3: No.

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Speaker 2: Oh you know what they did have. They had like

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Speaker 2: a little carnival. They had like a but you.

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Speaker 1: Had to pay to get on rides and stuff. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: it's a carnival for the church. But there was like

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but the carnival was fucked up because all the

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Speaker 1: Not playing new Yeah.

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Speaker 2: My church had like a dunk tank where you had

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Speaker 2: to like throw something and then like the pastor would

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Speaker 2: get dipped, and it was like a bunch of old

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Speaker 2: people would go in and we were like somebody might

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Speaker 1: Die, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: So they were baptizing people and making it making it

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Speaker 1: And then we would have a car wash, a church

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Speaker 2: People would be like the most yeah, maybe, but a

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Speaker 1: I forgot my travel pastor.

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Speaker 4: Cho you crazy, you say you want to be all.

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Speaker 1: So Derek, you grew up in the church.

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Speaker 3: So is it just like Jesus?

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Speaker 2: So they say that like pastor's daughters are like the

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Speaker 2: freaky ones. What do they say about pastor sons nigas ever,

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Speaker 2: so I don't know worst niggas. Yeah, they hit women

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Speaker 2: and they really gay. That's what I heard. The pastor

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Speaker 2: Why'd you raise your hand like that?

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Speaker 4: They? Yes, I practicing.

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Speaker 1: I should say, okay, So what did you do in

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Speaker 1: the church?

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Speaker 2: Did you play like an instrument singing the choir singing

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Speaker 2: something for us?

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Speaker 1: Yea, let me hear sing a song?

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Speaker 4: That the only song I led because I really didn't

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Speaker 4: like to do that.

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Speaker 3: It was like Jesus is real by John p Key

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Speaker 3: Jesus ahead, okay, real Jesus in Jesus is real.

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Speaker 1: I know.

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Speaker 3: He's real to me. Then I coming, he's real to me?

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Speaker 3: What's what is it?

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Speaker 1: What's the meaning?

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Speaker 3: When I'm feeling down no one around? Do you see

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Speaker 3: he is a friend? This I found? Oh, I know

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Speaker 3: we usually murder that song.

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Speaker 1: I want to murder myself.

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Speaker 2: I would have boded you in the church accompaniment. So

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Speaker 2: you didn't have musical the Lord said, like you did.

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Speaker 2: Hold on, I'm a try.

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Speaker 1: To find it. What the name of the song is

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Speaker 1: Jesus is Real because they were with the movie.

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Speaker 3: In the New Life community choir Jesus.

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Speaker 1: I would have thrown you. I would have thrown one

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Speaker 1: of them hard ass communion crackers at your ass.

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Speaker 2: That is Satan up there singing that Di is't nothing

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Speaker 2: but the devil. It's five hundred and found you were okay,

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Speaker 2: I found it.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna skip a little bit. That don't sound like

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Speaker 5: you were on beat at all. Say that I love it, Derek.

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Speaker 1: You didn't sound like at all.

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Speaker 3: Of course I didn't sound like your father. He's got grammy.

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Speaker 2: Your mother kicked you out the church because she was like,

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Speaker 2: no you, no son of minds, gonna be offbeat at

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Speaker 2: the church.

450
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, no song. So what happened?

451
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Speaker 2: I just want to know how you got from like

452
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:05,960
Speaker 2: North Carolina, supercuntry, supercountry.

453
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:09,800
Speaker 4: It is like Charlotte is nice, and then the triangle

454
00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:14,639
Speaker 4: you got Durham and uh Durham and Raleigh and Chapel

455
00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:19,120
Speaker 4: Hill area something. Most of it's just it's just nice country.

456
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Speaker 2: Hostsome fire they were When I went there, everybody would

457
00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:25,960
Speaker 2: always say like good morning, good afternoon. Everybody was so

458
00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:28,520
Speaker 2: friendly and it was It's kind of scary because you're like,

459
00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:30,119
Speaker 2: is this person following me?

460
00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:32,320
Speaker 1: And like, no, they live, and then this is where

461
00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:35,280
Speaker 1: they live. They're not following you, but you're telling the story.

462
00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:37,320
Speaker 1: And I got chills. I was like, everybody says.

463
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Speaker 3: Good because people ain't nice in New York.

464
00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:42,119
Speaker 1: It's do you say good morning to people that you

465
00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:43,200
Speaker 1: see on the street in New York?

466
00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:43,359
Speaker 3: No?

467
00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:45,879
Speaker 1: I mean if you said good morning, I'm like, what

468
00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:53,400
Speaker 1: this homeless man one? I'm sorry. I don't have any change, Derek,

469
00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:54,320
Speaker 1: I don't have any change.

470
00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:56,479
Speaker 3: I have never been homeless.

471
00:21:57,640 --> 00:21:59,440
Speaker 1: I just swiped the nigga into the train when I

472
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Speaker 1: got off.

473
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:03,919
Speaker 4: I have I got a Wiki Weekly in my pocket

474
00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:11,440
Speaker 4: right now, Jess, y'all, y'all need to download that.

475
00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:11,960
Speaker 3: Marie.

476
00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:17,359
Speaker 1: I'm I'm down, yo, Yo. This podcast is over. Everybody

477
00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:20,240
Speaker 1: says good morning. Everybody says good morning down there.

478
00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:23,640
Speaker 2: So so every time if you see somebody the same

479
00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:26,160
Speaker 2: person more than one time in a day, y'all speak

480
00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:27,040
Speaker 2: every time you see.

481
00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:30,920
Speaker 4: You For the most part, yeah, unless you work with somebody,

482
00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:33,240
Speaker 4: you probably won't because it's like in your car, it's not.

483
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:36,840
Speaker 2: And people are very like giving and helpful. I remember

484
00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:39,879
Speaker 2: when I was down there. I think I lost my

485
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:42,520
Speaker 2: phone and somebody gave you the no. No, no, they

486
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:44,560
Speaker 2: were they were trying to help me find the phone.

487
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:46,760
Speaker 2: They weren't like that shit is gone, like in New York,

488
00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:50,160
Speaker 2: my phone, Like, okay, the people who people their phone

489
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:52,240
Speaker 2: to day, the people who helped you look for your phone,

490
00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:54,080
Speaker 2: or the people who took your phone, Okay, did you

491
00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:54,399
Speaker 2: find it?

492
00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:59,240
Speaker 1: Did you find it? I didn't, And that's a big.

493
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Speaker 3: What part of the Carolina did you go Temple?

494
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:06,320
Speaker 1: No, not temple? What's an anc or? Anti?

495
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:08,120
Speaker 3: Yeah?

496
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:08,480
Speaker 1: Anti?

497
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:11,080
Speaker 2: My my ex boyfriend was standing there and I took

498
00:23:11,119 --> 00:23:17,000
Speaker 2: the bus from uh Worcestern, Massachusetts. Was here to me

499
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:19,920
Speaker 2: like fucking three days to get to that bitch, And

500
00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:21,880
Speaker 2: I literally had to get right back on the bus

501
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:24,280
Speaker 2: so I could get back in days to get down there,

502
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:25,680
Speaker 2: like a day.

503
00:23:27,119 --> 00:23:33,520
Speaker 3: Up for yeah, phone, but I'm gonna come so hot.

504
00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:35,160
Speaker 1: Oh god, oh god.

505
00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:44,360
Speaker 2: That's exactly what happened, Yo, that's what happened. As soon

506
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:46,560
Speaker 2: as I as soon as I laid my hat down,

507
00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:48,240
Speaker 2: I was like, yo, put it down.

508
00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:54,520
Speaker 1: Stephen put it down, and then he didn't even walking

509
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Speaker 1: to the bus.

510
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Speaker 2: Yo.

511
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Speaker 1: But he didn't, he didn't. He did not walk me

512
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Speaker 1: to the bus.

513
00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:01,800
Speaker 2: He was like, so a car is going to come

514
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:03,680
Speaker 2: and pick you up to take you to the bus station.

515
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:05,040
Speaker 2: He didn't even take me to the bus station.

516
00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:06,800
Speaker 1: Why what did he have to do? You were him

517
00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:07,119
Speaker 1: out like that?

518
00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:08,480
Speaker 3: When when was this?

519
00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:12,000
Speaker 1: This is when I was in college. Yeah, so like

520
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:13,480
Speaker 1: over ten years ago.

521
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Speaker 3: You know, my brother might have been down there, my brother,

522
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:17,960
Speaker 3: your brother?

523
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Speaker 1: This guy was this guy's name? I know it wasn't

524
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Speaker 1: it might have been my brother. I would never What

525
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:25,720
Speaker 1: does your brother look like?

526
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Speaker 3: She was a a little lighter Actually he had a

527
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Speaker 3: heavy beard then, but.

528
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Speaker 1: Oh no, that he didn't have a beard. He had

529
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Speaker 1: it looked like he had like h like the beginner's beard.

530
00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:38,600
Speaker 1: It looked like it was like.

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Speaker 2: Beard.

532
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Speaker 4: It might have been one of my brother's. Niggas though,

533
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:49,560
Speaker 4: your brothers. So you left any of your friends? No

534
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:51,240
Speaker 4: Sydney Washing shut up to.

535
00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:56,200
Speaker 1: Derek probably like yeah, I hit yeah, I hit that,

536
00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:59,120
Speaker 1: I hit that on O nine.

537
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:00,520
Speaker 3: It's nice.

538
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:04,320
Speaker 2: No, wait, so you left North Carolina you came to

539
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:07,399
Speaker 2: New York. Were you able to like blend in?

540
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:10,040
Speaker 1: Did people know right away that you weren't from New York?

541
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:12,520
Speaker 3: I don't know.

542
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:15,359
Speaker 4: I try to blend in like even when I got lost,

543
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:17,000
Speaker 4: I pretend like I wasn't lost.

544
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:19,920
Speaker 1: You're six ' five. You being lost?

545
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:21,120
Speaker 2: Wow?

546
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:23,040
Speaker 4: Like I would never like if I was walking the

547
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:25,760
Speaker 4: wrong way down the street, I would just keep walking down.

548
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:28,879
Speaker 1: So you just going to the road the wrong I

549
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:29,359
Speaker 1: didn't want.

550
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Speaker 3: To look stupid.

551
00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:31,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I'm I'm with you.

552
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:31,720
Speaker 3: Want to.

553
00:25:32,119 --> 00:25:33,600
Speaker 2: I hate when I look like I don't know where

554
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:35,800
Speaker 2: I'm going. I Google map everything, and I'd be like, oh, no,

555
00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:37,760
Speaker 2: I'm going the wrong way. I'll cross the street, or

556
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:39,480
Speaker 2: I'll pick up my phone like I have a fake

557
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:42,119
Speaker 2: fake phone call. I'll be like, oh you back back, I'm.

558
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,720
Speaker 3: Comming, and then I'll go back exactly. I don't. I

559
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:46,879
Speaker 3: don't know how people got around this motherfucker with our phones.

560
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:50,200
Speaker 4: If I didn't Marouble, they had them like mass where

561
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:51,600
Speaker 4: it was like L seven.

562
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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I would, well, first of all, before I

563
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:56,320
Speaker 2: got on the train, I would check the map before

564
00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:57,280
Speaker 2: I would go anywhere.

565
00:25:57,280 --> 00:25:58,440
Speaker 1: I would know where the address is.

566
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:00,800
Speaker 2: I remember the address in my ahead and then go

567
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:02,800
Speaker 2: on the map and see what kind of trains that

568
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:04,720
Speaker 2: would have to take and transfer whatever, and that's how

569
00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:06,159
Speaker 2: it would get there. Yeah, but you get off the

570
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:07,960
Speaker 2: train and you'd be like, well, which way is three

571
00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:10,480
Speaker 2: forty six? And then you got to like walk the wrong.

572
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:12,399
Speaker 1: Way, like these are going down, Okay, I gotta go there.

573
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:14,760
Speaker 2: I feel like New York has gotten way more complicated

574
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:16,760
Speaker 2: than it was like ten years ago.

575
00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:19,360
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, I made the point. I only I don't care.

576
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:21,160
Speaker 4: I just I'll just turn around to about face.

577
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:23,320
Speaker 1: Yeah see that's good here today.

578
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:24,920
Speaker 4: Like I was supposed to been going towards like what

579
00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:27,679
Speaker 4: eighteenth Street instead of when I was going towards seventeen,

580
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:29,120
Speaker 4: I just turned around and get fucked. Well.

581
00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:31,879
Speaker 1: See that's the New Yorker. It's ingrained in you now.

582
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:34,399
Speaker 2: Also, you're not saying good morning to people no more

583
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:36,920
Speaker 2: so you you you got to get some tens and

584
00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:40,280
Speaker 2: start like calling people short. Ah, like you're not even

585
00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:43,720
Speaker 2: a dead ass love that one dead ass B.

586
00:26:44,119 --> 00:26:48,680
Speaker 3: You're like, I love saying that. It's my favorite dude.

587
00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:53,880
Speaker 2: But ye're yere, well, what's the year in North Carolina?

588
00:26:56,640 --> 00:27:01,200
Speaker 2: You don't even have one excuse me, queen y out yaut.

589
00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:02,960
Speaker 3: Am.

590
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:05,439
Speaker 1: I will not turn around to a man.

591
00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:11,360
Speaker 4: It's been a minute's going back in October though, Yeah,

592
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:11,960
Speaker 4: what are you doing?

593
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:15,360
Speaker 1: Never going for a funeral coup shows. Oh you got show?

594
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:17,200
Speaker 1: You said a funeral?

595
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,480
Speaker 2: I mean, people usually don't go home unless somebody died

596
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:23,640
Speaker 2: or there's a family union or or holiday.

597
00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:25,800
Speaker 3: Nobody's really been doing. But I gotta show down there.

598
00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:28,600
Speaker 1: Like what is there to do in North Carolina? People?

599
00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:30,280
Speaker 1: What can you do in North Carolina?

600
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:34,399
Speaker 4: I raise the family. It's a good place. A family

601
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:36,520
Speaker 4: be a good a good family man.

602
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:39,800
Speaker 1: Like, what kind of job can you get down there?

603
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:41,040
Speaker 3: The well?

604
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:44,600
Speaker 4: The computer industry strong down at RTP Research Triangle Park.

605
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:48,080
Speaker 4: It's like got sad institute down there, Like, so that's

606
00:27:48,119 --> 00:27:53,400
Speaker 4: what you want at small Silicon Valley. Yeah, my dad,

607
00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:56,840
Speaker 4: My dad was a computer programmer too. He's worked for Nortel.

608
00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:59,040
Speaker 1: I don't know what that is, but I feel like

609
00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:00,639
Speaker 1: it seems like he might be.

610
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:02,600
Speaker 3: At in the computers too.

611
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:05,840
Speaker 4: Solly, brothers, you gotputing at home like four or five

612
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:06,360
Speaker 4: years old?

613
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:08,080
Speaker 1: So you had a computer at the house when you

614
00:28:08,119 --> 00:28:08,480
Speaker 1: were four.

615
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:12,119
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I was rich, but headed well middle class.

616
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:13,880
Speaker 3: That's kind of black rich.

617
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:18,200
Speaker 1: I guess black riches middle class. You're rude pretty much. No,

618
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:19,359
Speaker 1: y'all was rich. I had a computer?

619
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:20,360
Speaker 3: Were you four? Hell?

620
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:22,120
Speaker 1: Do you eight?

621
00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:22,720
Speaker 3: No?

622
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:30,080
Speaker 1: Jesus really thirty eight. Yeah.

623
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:30,920
Speaker 2: No.

624
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:33,879
Speaker 1: At first I thought you were like twenty eight, but

625
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,760
Speaker 1: you had a hard life like.

626
00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:43,960
Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, you.

627
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:48,120
Speaker 2: Just have such a youthful energy. You don't seem like

628
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:51,720
Speaker 2: somebody who's like you know. But now that you're talking,

629
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:53,240
Speaker 2: I'm like, I think I see some gray hairs on your.

630
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:57,400
Speaker 1: Tim I see it. You're thirty eight, Derek Boom.

631
00:28:57,520 --> 00:28:59,920
Speaker 2: That's sexy, right, like yo, commenty need to work out

632
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:02,200
Speaker 2: now for you, my man, you need to get that

633
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:04,120
Speaker 2: Netflix special as ad.

634
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:09,800
Speaker 3: As fine forty something that shot.

635
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:10,920
Speaker 1: But Bernie Mack started late.

636
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:14,680
Speaker 3: Rodny Dangerfield was I don't know how also.

637
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:17,440
Speaker 1: A white man though, but Bernie Mack was black. Yeah,

638
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:19,320
Speaker 1: and he was Bernie Mac.

639
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:21,680
Speaker 2: That he had a family and he left his job

640
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:24,720
Speaker 2: so he could be a comic. He's Bernie Mac though.

641
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:25,600
Speaker 1: I would dump her.

642
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:33,080
Speaker 2: Darren Thompson, I love you, yes, But Derek is a funny,

643
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:34,440
Speaker 2: so funny.

644
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:36,800
Speaker 1: What are you normally talking about on stage? I feel

645
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:38,440
Speaker 1: like you talk about like a lot of stuff.

646
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:41,680
Speaker 4: I try to have a broad range of things. I

647
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:43,760
Speaker 4: talk about how you keep your audience broad.

648
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:45,719
Speaker 1: But you know, what's your top five topics?

649
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:48,360
Speaker 2: So that you talk about Damn City what's your top five?

650
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:49,920
Speaker 2: I don't even know what my top five are. My

651
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:57,520
Speaker 2: top five would be my looks. Uh me dating a dude,

652
00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:04,200
Speaker 2: me dating a woman. M hm oh my bike, I

653
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:07,440
Speaker 2: talk about my bike now okay, and uh more gay

654
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:08,560
Speaker 2: stuff more.

655
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:14,520
Speaker 1: I'm like, what's my top five about? Top five is

656
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:17,200
Speaker 1: me being a queen? Uh me?

657
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:20,680
Speaker 2: Uh going on dates with people that I don't like,

658
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:25,040
Speaker 2: for food, homeless situations.

659
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:32,719
Speaker 1: Because most people love me about my hair. Yes, and uh,

660
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:37,000
Speaker 1: I don't know what my fifth thing is me.

661
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:46,280
Speaker 4: Three things, money, holes and sweat up.

662
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:47,800
Speaker 3: I don't know how many holes I got.

663
00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:49,040
Speaker 1: How many holes?

664
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:49,400
Speaker 4: Yeah?

665
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:50,880
Speaker 3: I got tender holes. I got like three.

666
00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:54,000
Speaker 2: They come to your house, of course, they step over

667
00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:57,000
Speaker 2: your roommates. Wait you you have wait, you have enough

668
00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:59,200
Speaker 2: space on your phone that you have had an app.

669
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:01,400
Speaker 1: You have an app. You have the app on your phone.

670
00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:06,000
Speaker 1: You have a galaxy. It looks so terrible.

671
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:06,840
Speaker 3: I don't know.

672
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:11,640
Speaker 1: Several times it looks awful. It looks like Obama phone.

673
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:12,160
Speaker 2: What is that?

674
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:17,960
Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh my god, a phone.

675
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:22,720
Speaker 3: No niggas alive, there's no such thing.

676
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:26,040
Speaker 1: That's why the phone is all? Why man? So let's

677
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:29,240
Speaker 1: talk about dating. Yeah, let's we'll see it's about dating. Yeah,

678
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:31,200
Speaker 1: like how do you clean up? Do you do you get?

679
00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:35,200
Speaker 1: Do you get women in person much better than personally?

680
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:39,960
Speaker 3: Tender? Is like you catch Let's see what figure.

681
00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:52,400
Speaker 1: You put out? What's your profile pic? Shadow? It's a shadows.

682
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:59,960
Speaker 2: Shadow question the outline of your of your fade's fixed?

683
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:08,640
Speaker 1: It's a silhouette of a dude? Wait for really, what's

684
00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:12,560
Speaker 1: it's not a bit smash?

685
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:19,160
Speaker 4: I really, I really don't date because it's not cost effectives.

686
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,200
Speaker 3: Smash and grab smashing.

687
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:23,320
Speaker 1: Don't even take a share in your lap coffee or

688
00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:25,400
Speaker 1: something coffee date.

689
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:29,400
Speaker 4: Done that, but you know the real quality like old fashioned?

690
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:30,560
Speaker 4: I want to take a girl out.

691
00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:32,200
Speaker 1: I want to are you old fashioned?

692
00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:35,320
Speaker 3: Are you just old? I'm a gentleman.

693
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:38,440
Speaker 1: You're about forty five? Nigga, shut up, let's sit.

694
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:40,000
Speaker 3: I'm like three years older than you.

695
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:46,479
Speaker 1: You couldn't wait, you couldn't wait to come. That's your

696
00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:48,600
Speaker 1: clap back, City City, I.

697
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:51,480
Speaker 4: Love you too much to cloud real. You can talk

698
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:53,600
Speaker 4: about how you a lady and that that you had

699
00:32:53,600 --> 00:33:04,400
Speaker 4: to add ten ears on that cool blood. You can

700
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:05,960
Speaker 4: get some more hits on John.

701
00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:10,479
Speaker 2: If you want to come to the podcast, Yo, catch him,

702
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:12,080
Speaker 2: catch him outside you.

703
00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:13,160
Speaker 3: Need to come and pray for us.

704
00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:17,040
Speaker 2: Definitely said ten years older than three years older. Okay, listen,

705
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:19,760
Speaker 2: it's a liar. Let me don't say fucking I ain't

706
00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:21,600
Speaker 2: got no damn what.

707
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:24,120
Speaker 1: You don't know at all?

708
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:28,240
Speaker 4: Let me guess, since I know the rules with black people,

709
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:30,200
Speaker 4: I guess I'm gonna say Sidney's like thirty two.

710
00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:34,080
Speaker 1: You are rude. I fucking hate you, dude. I'm twenty five.

711
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:39,840
Speaker 3: You totally look twenty five, though, thank you.

712
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,320
Speaker 1: Okay, daddy, you're back on you know what?

713
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:43,440
Speaker 3: Other day?

714
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:45,880
Speaker 4: Oh damn, somebody say you were trying to make women

715
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:47,080
Speaker 4: love guessing my age wrong?

716
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:48,320
Speaker 1: Do they have glaucoma?

717
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:57,040
Speaker 3: Because I just take that compliment. Oh thank you.

718
00:33:57,320 --> 00:34:00,480
Speaker 2: I like I feel like you love white women too, though.

719
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:03,280
Speaker 2: Let's talk about it. No, no, no, no no, what's

720
00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:03,960
Speaker 2: your type, Darren?

721
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:05,040
Speaker 3: What's my type?

722
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:09,160
Speaker 1: Sexy about big sew about that you like them thick

723
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:15,520
Speaker 1: like a sturdy woman? You know you like, No, you

724
00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:17,480
Speaker 1: love way more than a big butt.

725
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:20,480
Speaker 3: But a big woman.

726
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:29,120
Speaker 2: Sneaky in Now you heard you know I'm seeing your lineup, nigga,

727
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:30,560
Speaker 2: and I'm not talking about.

728
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:33,040
Speaker 4: Comedy like I'm gonna be like this show. Did you

729
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:35,120
Speaker 4: see me with a big girl. I didn't seek her out.

730
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:36,399
Speaker 4: She saw me out.

731
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:38,640
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, don't you do that. Don't you

732
00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:38,920
Speaker 1: do that.

733
00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:42,640
Speaker 2: Don't act like it's not you like reaching. No, we

734
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:44,200
Speaker 2: know first of all, you're from the South. We know

735
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:45,560
Speaker 2: that you like a thick woman.

736
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:50,359
Speaker 3: I like my grit stick a woman is nice.

737
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:55,120
Speaker 4: Well, you know, I'm more about the mental ship you

738
00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:58,239
Speaker 4: want to be to you. Yeah, right, it's more mental okay,

739
00:34:58,239 --> 00:34:59,719
Speaker 4: because I'm trying to find a queen. I'm trying to

740
00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:00,480
Speaker 4: build something.

741
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:05,880
Speaker 1: You don't even have a home to sleep in, trying to.

742
00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:08,320
Speaker 3: Feel I have a playing bed. I sleep on it

743
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:09,319
Speaker 3: every night.

744
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:10,200
Speaker 1: Is it a twin extra?

745
00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:11,880
Speaker 3: It's in an apartment. I'm not homeless.

746
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:15,520
Speaker 1: Do you really sleep on a twin bed?

747
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:20,040
Speaker 3: Look single, my man, I'll be smashing holes on the

748
00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:20,560
Speaker 3: twin bed.

749
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:27,799
Speaker 1: Yo, swaga girls, you got swag, But do you have sheets? Yeah?

750
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:31,279
Speaker 1: I got some nice clean she's got like three sets up. Okay, okay,

751
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:33,719
Speaker 1: in rotation. Okay, that's good.

752
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:35,120
Speaker 3: I got a bunch of clothes on the floor right now.

753
00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:36,640
Speaker 3: But I'm a bachelor on the floor.

754
00:35:37,239 --> 00:35:39,160
Speaker 1: Do your clothes and you're clothes on the floor, You're

755
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:41,520
Speaker 1: like baby that's just a carpet. That's a new carpet.

756
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:44,080
Speaker 3: I clean up before they come over.

757
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:45,520
Speaker 1: Do you like candles?

758
00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:50,200
Speaker 3: Like what candles? Little ship? I like some man sins

759
00:35:50,239 --> 00:35:51,560
Speaker 3: to get the smell.

760
00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:54,320
Speaker 1: You ain't got no for breeze. Just hit it with

761
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:58,239
Speaker 1: a for breeze. That's quick glade plugging. Got none of that.

762
00:35:59,239 --> 00:36:00,840
Speaker 2: Wait, Derek tells your type of all you said it

763
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:02,000
Speaker 2: was big booty. That's all that matters.

764
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:03,040
Speaker 3: Like sexy.

765
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:06,120
Speaker 4: It's like, you know, I do believe like the ratio

766
00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:08,719
Speaker 4: should be nice waists to ask and like I do

767
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:10,840
Speaker 4: like like a nice little curvature, So.

768
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:12,160
Speaker 1: You like a little waist training help.

769
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:12,520
Speaker 2: You know.

770
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:15,480
Speaker 1: What? Does she look like? She got long hair, she

771
00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:19,840
Speaker 1: got straight hair, she got curly hair, she whatever you

772
00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:20,279
Speaker 1: can get.

773
00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:25,680
Speaker 4: I do like women with the like natural hair. Us

774
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:27,640
Speaker 4: back to my be queen, to my right right here.

775
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:30,600
Speaker 2: You know what, honestly, somebody like you should be happy

776
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:32,080
Speaker 2: with whatever the woman's got.

777
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:35,040
Speaker 4: When you had your natural hair, I was like, Wow,

778
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:38,719
Speaker 4: Sidney looks great like that. Maybe she'll go back, Maybe

779
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:42,600
Speaker 4: she'll go back to team Dick. And well, even if

780
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:44,319
Speaker 4: I did go back to Dick, it wouldn't be your dick.

781
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,440
Speaker 4: I wouldn't date you either, because you like tell Joe

782
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:50,919
Speaker 4: your comedian and like, so that's a bad mix.

783
00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:56,440
Speaker 1: Is that so there? Because I feel like you date comics.

784
00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:59,480
Speaker 3: I have never to get into it. All my mama,

785
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:02,759
Speaker 3: all oh really, my mama, all my hood.

786
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:07,640
Speaker 1: Derek, don't you lie on the unofficial expert. I know

787
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:08,720
Speaker 1: that you've dated.

788
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:13,040
Speaker 3: I know the bombing like dating referred to.

789
00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:14,960
Speaker 1: Now he's trying to switch it up. He's like, when

790
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:21,160
Speaker 1: you say dates name, show us more time. What did

791
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:22,800
Speaker 1: you do like the Heisman trophy?

792
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:29,840
Speaker 3: You you don't do that when you dated.

793
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:33,160
Speaker 2: We can't even we can't air this this, We must stare.

794
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:35,400
Speaker 2: Got to delete name names.

795
00:37:35,719 --> 00:37:40,279
Speaker 3: I'm not naming it rhymes with uh oh No, I'm

796
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:40,920
Speaker 3: not playing the game.

797
00:37:41,719 --> 00:37:43,480
Speaker 1: We'll get you. We'll get you off the record.

798
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:49,400
Speaker 3: For the record, to set it straight. That was never

799
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:50,080
Speaker 3: a dating name.

800
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:53,759
Speaker 1: You just passed through. You just want your house to eat.

801
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:55,920
Speaker 3: You know how you get trapped, right, how you get trapped?

802
00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:57,720
Speaker 1: You got trapped in the ug boots.

803
00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:03,680
Speaker 3: I was once you were boots.

804
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:09,080
Speaker 1: You didn't feel them, you didn't feel the women boots.

805
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:12,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, she was like, if I know who Sydney's talking about?

806
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:15,319
Speaker 3: My dirt all in the.

807
00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:20,680
Speaker 4: Street, in the street. But like that situation, that situation

808
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:22,520
Speaker 4: before I hit it the second time because I'm like.

809
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:27,000
Speaker 2: More than once you were dating before listening, you hit

810
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:29,520
Speaker 2: more than one dating, listen.

811
00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:33,400
Speaker 1: That's that with certain women more than once. They considered

812
00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:36,600
Speaker 1: that dating like some people do consider that.

813
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:38,600
Speaker 2: If you hook up with somebody and then get them

814
00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:40,359
Speaker 2: a dollar pizza, nigga, that's a date.

815
00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:41,960
Speaker 3: Oh I never spent a dollar on her.

816
00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:44,759
Speaker 1: You ain't got one.

817
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:45,839
Speaker 3: I had them.

818
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:47,920
Speaker 1: This is for me, he said, I had him here.

819
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:49,520
Speaker 1: At least this is for me, at.

820
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:52,560
Speaker 3: Least forty three dollars. I'm gonna add it to this

821
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:54,200
Speaker 3: twenty nine. I'm gonna get me a metro.

822
00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:57,560
Speaker 4: Yo, dude, I didn't use as much because she was

823
00:38:57,640 --> 00:38:59,000
Speaker 4: driving the nigga everywhere I wanted to go.

824
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:01,880
Speaker 3: So she was.

825
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:04,160
Speaker 1: She was, she was the lyft driver.

826
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:06,800
Speaker 3: It was a situation of convenience.

827
00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:07,440
Speaker 2: She was.

828
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:11,960
Speaker 1: It was convenient for you, Derek. I hate when Dusty

829
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:15,000
Speaker 1: as the niggas be like, oh yeah, it was convenient.

830
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:16,320
Speaker 1: I'm you're rude.

831
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:18,680
Speaker 4: I'm not Dusty, and I'm not being rude. I'm being

832
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:20,440
Speaker 4: very honest. I was very honest with her. A lot

833
00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:22,439
Speaker 4: of niggas, I know, with just being like, uh.

834
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:24,200
Speaker 1: You got to put gum in your mouth while we

835
00:39:24,239 --> 00:39:27,360
Speaker 1: recording this podcast. No you won't, You're real rude. No

836
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:30,120
Speaker 1: you won't. Not twenty more minutes, just you know, hot

837
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:33,920
Speaker 1: for another minute. First of all, it's bubble gum flavor,

838
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,239
Speaker 1: so it was going to be hot anyway. That's not

839
00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:37,439
Speaker 1: going to refresh his mouth.

840
00:39:37,719 --> 00:39:39,160
Speaker 3: She is good.

841
00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:42,440
Speaker 1: So you don't date in New York.

842
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:44,600
Speaker 3: Like it's this one.

843
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:47,200
Speaker 4: Young lady Amber is the only one I've tried to date.

844
00:39:47,239 --> 00:39:48,719
Speaker 4: But I met her before I moved up here.

845
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:52,759
Speaker 1: But she's not a busy no, obviously not.

846
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:58,280
Speaker 3: I don't date comedians. Would like the right situation.

847
00:39:58,719 --> 00:40:01,000
Speaker 4: What would be the right situation for you? She's got

848
00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:03,439
Speaker 4: a home, a car, not even that. It's not about

849
00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:05,080
Speaker 4: what she has, because it shouldn't be about what I

850
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:05,920
Speaker 4: have either.

851
00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:08,200
Speaker 1: Because you ain't got nothing. It's always you know what

852
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:11,239
Speaker 1: I'm saying, and we're talking about and we're talking about

853
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:14,960
Speaker 1: love here, you know, Derek, it's not about what you got.

854
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:17,719
Speaker 2: You bring a twin bed to the table and no,

855
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:24,640
Speaker 2: thank you, thank potential. I don't have time for no

856
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:25,400
Speaker 2: put it with her?

857
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:28,239
Speaker 1: Should know I have potential to be super rich, and

858
00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:30,919
Speaker 1: you take on my feet, aren't you? In the year

859
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:35,640
Speaker 1: two thousand. He just smelled. He touched in the socks

860
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:37,080
Speaker 1: and then smelled his fingers.

861
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:40,600
Speaker 3: I've seen pictures of her feet before, so you know

862
00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:41,000
Speaker 3: what some of.

863
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:42,319
Speaker 1: The socks and you still touched him.

864
00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:44,200
Speaker 3: Who you breathed because she's so cute?

865
00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:46,759
Speaker 1: Thank you? That's a fetus. You probably like that. You

866
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:48,920
Speaker 1: probably like dusty to David.

867
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:54,520
Speaker 3: Wall.

868
00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:56,200
Speaker 1: How do you know that your friend sucks toes?

869
00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:58,759
Speaker 3: Because a girl he was sucking her toes at time.

870
00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:00,800
Speaker 3: She was like, thank that to my toes.

871
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:05,960
Speaker 1: She says, she's a comedian. He looked like he dated everybody.

872
00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:09,400
Speaker 3: She's not. She's kind of She's not funny.

873
00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:11,919
Speaker 1: Does she do voiceover work?

874
00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:16,720
Speaker 3: I know everything.

875
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:20,200
Speaker 1: I missed, Benita, yo, I know everything.

876
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:23,319
Speaker 3: You know? Well, you think you know everything. He thought

877
00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:24,399
Speaker 3: I was dating what's a face?

878
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:26,319
Speaker 1: I mean she thought you was dating her too. How

879
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:26,600
Speaker 1: did you.

880
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:30,160
Speaker 2: How do you end things with a lady as a

881
00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:33,960
Speaker 2: country dude who's also a preacher son?

882
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:37,279
Speaker 1: How do you shut a young lady down without her

883
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:39,320
Speaker 1: killing you? Thanks for bringing the back marine.

884
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:40,200
Speaker 3: I don't know.

885
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:44,279
Speaker 2: You try to be okay, pretend we've been dating or

886
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:48,000
Speaker 2: I thought we were stating here given your rides and stuff,

887
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:54,160
Speaker 2: and you're never Now I want I'm like, Derek, we

888
00:41:54,239 --> 00:41:55,239
Speaker 2: need to commit or whatever?

889
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:55,880
Speaker 3: What is this?

890
00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:58,839
Speaker 1: How do you turned me down? Have you shut me down?

891
00:41:59,760 --> 00:41:59,920
Speaker 3: Hey?

892
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:02,399
Speaker 1: Hey babe, I wanted to know you wanted to meet

893
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:03,200
Speaker 1: my friends this weekend.

894
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:09,320
Speaker 4: I'm seeing you a nice sweet text message. This is

895
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:12,680
Speaker 4: what I'm kidding. What kind of situation was it? Was

896
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:15,799
Speaker 4: it like a mutual we both think we're in a relationship.

897
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:18,560
Speaker 2: No, you think that you're just giving me good dick,

898
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:21,640
Speaker 2: and I'm like, yes, mediocre dick, but also I feel.

899
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:32,640
Speaker 1: Right, so I'm like, okay, okay, So how would you like?

900
00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:35,400
Speaker 3: You're catching feelings and I'm not trying to do it.

901
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:39,640
Speaker 1: You would say that that's the word you. She's a

902
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:41,560
Speaker 1: human being, she should catch feelings.

903
00:42:43,239 --> 00:42:45,520
Speaker 3: But Marie, when we started bumping uglies.

904
00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:49,399
Speaker 1: Just buddies, we didn't agree.

905
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:50,200
Speaker 3: You were never.

906
00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:52,800
Speaker 1: I said, she would never say that.

907
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:56,200
Speaker 4: I'm like, look, you're a comedians, but I thought I

908
00:42:56,239 --> 00:42:58,400
Speaker 4: could change you. That's the problem.

909
00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:01,200
Speaker 3: Can't change. That's why old nigga.

910
00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:05,040
Speaker 1: Yeah you are, he said thirty eight, He really fifty.

911
00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:07,120
Speaker 3: That's what change a.

912
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:10,160
Speaker 2: Lot of women think that they go into relationships or

913
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:11,920
Speaker 2: they go into situations with people that they're not even

914
00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:13,719
Speaker 2: really attracted to. They're just like, oh, I could change

915
00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:15,480
Speaker 2: the way he dressed, or I could change the way

916
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:16,720
Speaker 2: I can fix that different.

917
00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:19,080
Speaker 4: That's different the way the way he dress, and like

918
00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:22,440
Speaker 4: that's totally like a style of thing. You could change that.

919
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:25,320
Speaker 1: Well who a person is, Yeah, but a lot of

920
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:26,239
Speaker 1: women think that they can.

921
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:28,000
Speaker 3: And if a man, and if a man.

922
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:29,480
Speaker 4: Comes in saying I don't want to ever I want

923
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:32,359
Speaker 4: to be in relationship with you, good luck changing that ship.

924
00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:34,280
Speaker 4: If he says that off the back, if he's honest,

925
00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:36,280
Speaker 4: honest enough to say it off the back, good luck.

926
00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:38,520
Speaker 1: Dude, have said that to me, and then they change

927
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:44,239
Speaker 1: their mind change Sydney Sidney put it on that.

928
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:51,440
Speaker 2: Jesus, Derek, when you be breaking up with girls that

929
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:53,320
Speaker 2: think that y'all are in a relationship.

930
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:56,240
Speaker 1: You don't be scared for your life. Women are crazy.

931
00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:58,440
Speaker 1: You're only one hundred and eighty pounds soaking wet.

932
00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:02,560
Speaker 3: I only feel God. I only feel God first of all, and.

933
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:06,880
Speaker 1: Like I only had a problem one time, okay, only speaking.

934
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:08,160
Speaker 3: Like one real relationship.

935
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:11,680
Speaker 1: So who was this this queen that you dimmed beautiful,

936
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:12,520
Speaker 1: She thought.

937
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:16,480
Speaker 4: Me, yes, in college, Im in college, she's gonna be

938
00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:17,600
Speaker 4: a business professional man.

939
00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:19,799
Speaker 3: And then once comedy started being the goal.

940
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:22,520
Speaker 1: This was decades ago. This doesn't even count.

941
00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:28,360
Speaker 3: That's the last one. I've had sexual relationships with several.

942
00:44:30,239 --> 00:44:31,840
Speaker 2: If you were gonna take it, if you're gonna approach

943
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:34,120
Speaker 2: a chicken New York right as the person that you

944
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:35,400
Speaker 2: are from North Carolina.

945
00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:36,359
Speaker 1: But you've been here for how long?

946
00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:37,239
Speaker 3: Now? Four years?

947
00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:40,319
Speaker 1: Okay, so that's it, just four Yeah, so you've been

948
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:41,200
Speaker 1: here for four years?

949
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:41,400
Speaker 3: Right?

950
00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:43,320
Speaker 1: How do you approach somebody that you're interested in on

951
00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:43,840
Speaker 1: the streets?

952
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:46,520
Speaker 4: First of all, I don't I don't like approaching women

953
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:49,080
Speaker 4: on the streets at all, because you know she's gonna

954
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:52,239
Speaker 4: last more time than not. Women are people on the street,

955
00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:54,800
Speaker 4: are like going somewhere in hurry. Everyone's in her in

956
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:56,880
Speaker 4: the city. So most of the women I meet and

957
00:44:56,960 --> 00:45:01,279
Speaker 4: talk to are like in bars, usually around comedy situations,

958
00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:07,040
Speaker 4: usually Derek, usually drinking. Actually, I am very good with people, Derek.

959
00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:07,800
Speaker 4: I don't remember.

960
00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:11,359
Speaker 1: We were on a show together at Eastville and then

961
00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:16,880
Speaker 1: we went to the bar. There was this chick and you, you.

962
00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:22,759
Speaker 2: Booby dick sucking a cat he booby smooth. First of all,

963
00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:26,880
Speaker 2: she was buying you drinks. Yeah, you guys were drinking,

964
00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:29,319
Speaker 2: and you were drinking the hard stuff brown.

965
00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:34,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's usually how I meet women in the city.

966
00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:36,960
Speaker 3: And it's like she was all over you.

967
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:41,239
Speaker 1: She was all over you, Sidney. What does she look like?

968
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:50,120
Speaker 2: Man? She looked so uh airpostelled, American eagle.

969
00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:53,200
Speaker 1: Uh straight, middle of the ball.

970
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:55,400
Speaker 3: She worked from Mark Jacobs.

971
00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:59,479
Speaker 2: She worked from Mark Jacobs in the back back house.

972
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:05,080
Speaker 2: She was lifting lift in boxes. Shaming her right now, No,

973
00:46:05,239 --> 00:46:06,440
Speaker 2: she was just lifting boxes.

974
00:46:07,719 --> 00:46:13,040
Speaker 1: She lived model. Oh my god, she sounds jealous.

975
00:46:13,239 --> 00:46:16,080
Speaker 3: No, it was on the room. That's only room in

976
00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:17,360
Speaker 3: my heart for you, Sidney.

977
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:19,960
Speaker 1: You wanted to dick in a cab. Marie, don't even

978
00:46:20,239 --> 00:46:22,480
Speaker 1: don't even say that out loud. That's not Marie.

979
00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:26,640
Speaker 2: That's so rude. I'm so disappointed in you for saying that. Jesus,

980
00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:31,799
Speaker 2: you really don't.

981
00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:34,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, Derek, did we learn anything?

982
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:36,560
Speaker 4: I feel like it was so funny though that night,

983
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:38,080
Speaker 4: and it was like, yeah, I saw what she was doing.

984
00:46:38,239 --> 00:46:38,759
Speaker 1: I saw it.

985
00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:41,960
Speaker 3: Next day was yes, she was like I saw it.

986
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:42,840
Speaker 3: I saw it.

987
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:44,560
Speaker 1: I was like, you didn't even have the best set.

988
00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:46,799
Speaker 1: That's rude. She should have suck my bit.

989
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:48,279
Speaker 3: I did have best set. I don't know what you

990
00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:50,000
Speaker 3: tell me. I blew it up. I can't remember what

991
00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:52,640
Speaker 3: I did. But you were good.

992
00:46:52,719 --> 00:46:53,160
Speaker 1: You're good.

993
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:55,279
Speaker 3: Women approach you do.

994
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:59,040
Speaker 1: People approach you after shows to like buy you drinks

995
00:46:59,239 --> 00:46:59,840
Speaker 1: or to talk to you.

996
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:03,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, she happens a lot. Man like the drinks. It's crazy,

997
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:05,200
Speaker 3: Like they're like, oh, you're so funny.

998
00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:08,280
Speaker 1: People don't buy me drinks after shows, Marie.

999
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:09,680
Speaker 3: What are you talking about? People?

1000
00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:14,120
Speaker 1: People don't buy me drink after Marie. You're fucking like.

1001
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:17,080
Speaker 2: Just the other day, a man gave you twenty twenty

1002
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:19,279
Speaker 2: five dollars. He was like, going there and take care

1003
00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:21,239
Speaker 2: of whatever you want. He got me a club soda

1004
00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:22,120
Speaker 2: and you whatever.

1005
00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:24,040
Speaker 1: You you got you a rose egg. I knew you

1006
00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:27,600
Speaker 1: were lying, Marie. I don't really count like somebody's dad.

1007
00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:28,759
Speaker 1: He was like, well, what do you what do you

1008
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:31,440
Speaker 1: girls want to drink? And gave the money. And I

1009
00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:33,520
Speaker 1: was surprised that she came back because I thought she

1010
00:47:33,719 --> 00:47:34,680
Speaker 1: wasn't take the money and leave.

1011
00:47:35,239 --> 00:47:35,399
Speaker 3: Listen.

1012
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:36,839
Speaker 1: He gave me the cash and he was like, if

1013
00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:38,480
Speaker 1: it's not enough, come back. I was like I was

1014
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:42,279
Speaker 1: gonna come back anywhere. I was surprised that you came back.

1015
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:43,919
Speaker 1: I thought you took it and you were like, okay,

1016
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:47,839
Speaker 1: I'm out by guys. Jesus, that's a real.

1017
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:50,560
Speaker 3: Happens a lot more here like New York.

1018
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:53,480
Speaker 1: It's crazy and North Carolina people are North Carolina know you.

1019
00:47:53,719 --> 00:47:56,000
Speaker 1: They They're like, we know who Derek is.

1020
00:47:58,160 --> 00:48:07,360
Speaker 3: All that money. I frequently let me get out there,

1021
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:08,640
Speaker 3: let me hide my Facebook past time.

1022
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:11,840
Speaker 1: Jesus, Marie, I really feel like we just brought Derek

1023
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:13,000
Speaker 1: in just to talk to him.

1024
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:13,279
Speaker 3: That's it.

1025
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:15,200
Speaker 1: I feel like you're well, Derek. Tell us something that

1026
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:15,759
Speaker 1: you know.

1027
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:18,200
Speaker 3: You ladies are the best. I will do this every day.

1028
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:20,080
Speaker 1: But I'm sure you do. You got the time, and

1029
00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:24,640
Speaker 1: you are free. You you are available work.

1030
00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:28,000
Speaker 3: I do post makes deliveries, which is very lucuidve.

1031
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:29,399
Speaker 1: So your bike is outside waiting.

1032
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:30,040
Speaker 3: I don't ride the bike.

1033
00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:34,080
Speaker 4: I walk therell you on a bike. I'm in fear

1034
00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:37,919
Speaker 4: for your safety riding the bike. Why his niggas are crazy?

1035
00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:40,280
Speaker 4: How you're on these streets. Well maybe Brooklyn is probably.

1036
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:41,640
Speaker 3: Cool, but no, no, no, no, it's not.

1037
00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:45,640
Speaker 2: They're all crazy. But I take the bike lane. I'm

1038
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:49,080
Speaker 2: all on that bike lane. I rarely I'm on the

1039
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:53,080
Speaker 2: street about that bike lane and I'll be bringing.

1040
00:48:57,280 --> 00:49:00,000
Speaker 1: Don't give them about that. They feel like they don't

1041
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:01,680
Speaker 1: don't hear it. They act like, what are you doing?

1042
00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:05,719
Speaker 3: It's like a moth and there the traffic lights, like.

1043
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:07,680
Speaker 2: Let me just pull over right in his bike lane

1044
00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:10,759
Speaker 2: right here, yo, and I hit the I hit the car.

1045
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:13,160
Speaker 2: Sometimes I'm like, you a fucking bike line.

1046
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:15,440
Speaker 3: You see you?

1047
00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:17,920
Speaker 2: They be stepping on the gas and I would run

1048
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:21,080
Speaker 2: you over and you'd be like, I'll be like, I'll

1049
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:23,040
Speaker 2: sue you, and they're like, no, you'll be dead.

1050
00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:25,279
Speaker 1: You ready to do that?

1051
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:26,600
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1052
00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:27,040
Speaker 1: Maybe we did.

1053
00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:28,440
Speaker 2: Just bring Derek in here to talk to him. What

1054
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:30,600
Speaker 2: do you want people listening? We got a lot of

1055
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:34,799
Speaker 2: listeners all over the world. We got people in Australia,

1056
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:38,600
Speaker 2: or people in Australia, we got people in London everywhere London,

1057
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:40,520
Speaker 2: So talk people listening right now?

1058
00:49:40,719 --> 00:49:42,200
Speaker 1: What do you want them to know about you?

1059
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:45,279
Speaker 3: I want to know Jesus is real Jesus.

1060
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:49,560
Speaker 1: For the people who don't believe in God? What else

1061
00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:51,800
Speaker 1: you got going on? Don't believe? Watch?

1062
00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:54,680
Speaker 3: And I just want to spread laughter throughout the world.

1063
00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:56,600
Speaker 2: Man, what's the goal though, Like what's your end goal

1064
00:49:56,680 --> 00:49:58,359
Speaker 2: with comedy? You want to be an actor, you want

1065
00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:01,040
Speaker 2: to be uh like on S and L. You want

1066
00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:02,280
Speaker 2: to what you want to do character?

1067
00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:04,600
Speaker 3: It's fun. I would love to do some accent. I

1068
00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:07,080
Speaker 3: don't know like the goal. I like to set goals as.

1069
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:09,480
Speaker 4: High as possible, and I think the best anyone can

1070
00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:12,320
Speaker 4: do as far as being a comedian is like just

1071
00:50:12,440 --> 00:50:15,200
Speaker 4: to beat that guy for a moment in time or

1072
00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:17,200
Speaker 4: as long as you can. So if I can be

1073
00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:19,640
Speaker 4: like considered like one of one of the best doing it,

1074
00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:22,799
Speaker 4: I don't even care. It could be like six months or.

1075
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:26,920
Speaker 1: You don't even want that that Kevin Hart longevity.

1076
00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:30,759
Speaker 4: You just want, like I would love that chemra like

1077
00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:33,600
Speaker 4: like be on some legendary status. But like I just

1078
00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:35,400
Speaker 4: want to maximize my potential.

1079
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:37,880
Speaker 1: I guess, all right, So you go to maximize.

1080
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:43,560
Speaker 4: This one classic like movie, one classic special, I could

1081
00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:44,399
Speaker 4: die happy man.

1082
00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:46,880
Speaker 1: You just want one hit wonder type of situation. You

1083
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:49,880
Speaker 1: want to be like Ja Kwan everybody in the club.

1084
00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:52,960
Speaker 3: That was that that you consider that a classic?

1085
00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:57,719
Speaker 2: I mean that was a one hit wonder. That was

1086
00:50:57,760 --> 00:51:02,080
Speaker 2: the one hit one. Here comes to one to three.

1087
00:51:02,239 --> 00:51:04,160
Speaker 2: I'm like Okay, you can count good for you.

1088
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:10,040
Speaker 1: We don't know it. We don't know the other song.

1089
00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:12,680
Speaker 1: So okay, So that's the goal. That's what's trying to do.

1090
00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:13,960
Speaker 3: I just want to be the man.

1091
00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:15,720
Speaker 2: You're gonna stay in New York for as long as possible,

1092
00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:16,759
Speaker 2: or until your money run out.

1093
00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:19,200
Speaker 3: It's time to go to LA. It's what it's to go.

1094
00:51:19,719 --> 00:51:21,680
Speaker 1: Until it's time to go to sending you here there

1095
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:25,239
Speaker 1: l Well, that's her, that's her goal. We're going to

1096
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:27,160
Speaker 1: l A. I don't want to move to l A.

1097
00:51:27,239 --> 00:51:27,839
Speaker 1: You don't want to move.

1098
00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:30,040
Speaker 2: I would want to be bys So you wait, so

1099
00:51:30,160 --> 00:51:33,439
Speaker 2: you were only winters in l A and then okay,

1100
00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:35,640
Speaker 2: so you would would you have a place there or you.

1101
00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:38,120
Speaker 1: Were just like Airbnb the time you were there and

1102
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:41,719
Speaker 1: come back? Mm? Well, because I would only be there

1103
00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:43,560
Speaker 1: for like six months out the year. So I feel

1104
00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:45,640
Speaker 1: like I would have to I have to, like you

1105
00:51:45,719 --> 00:51:48,200
Speaker 1: might real you in with that Ganza colchure girl. I

1106
00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:49,759
Speaker 1: was in LA for two years and they did not

1107
00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:52,319
Speaker 1: real mean, but I wasn't really smoking we that much.

1108
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:56,960
Speaker 1: But now I smoke it, I think more so. But anyway,

1109
00:51:57,520 --> 00:51:57,920
Speaker 1: l A is the.

1110
00:51:57,960 --> 00:52:00,960
Speaker 4: Gang like like a good goal because like once you

1111
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:03,560
Speaker 4: get that TV, you get some TV or like a movie,

1112
00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:05,880
Speaker 4: you can do your stand up anywhere.

1113
00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:07,759
Speaker 1: Which love. That's all they care about it to be on.

1114
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Speaker 3: The road doing stand up four nights a week.

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00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:11,399
Speaker 1: You want to be on the road.

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00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:15,080
Speaker 3: That's where the money is and that's where you actually.

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00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:17,360
Speaker 2: Get I would I would want a situation where my

1118
00:52:17,480 --> 00:52:19,560
Speaker 2: fans would be there and I just pop in and

1119
00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:21,560
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, I tell these people, look at it

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00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:25,920
Speaker 2: sold out. Yeah, that's what I want, I swear to you, like, especially.

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00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:27,920
Speaker 4: Because that's where you get your hour tight. It's like

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00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:31,040
Speaker 4: like here in the city, even like the bigger names,

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00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:33,600
Speaker 4: more times than not they're doing like but fifteen minutes

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00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:34,040
Speaker 4: at the most.

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00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:36,839
Speaker 2: Yeah. I always run the lights, so I'd be doing

1126
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:39,239
Speaker 2: like a cool nineteen. I'd be like, what did y'all

1127
00:52:39,360 --> 00:52:42,360
Speaker 2: like me? We don't care about that light. I go

1128
00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:43,480
Speaker 2: up there and they're like, we want you to do

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00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:44,880
Speaker 2: ten minutes. And then I get off and I'm like,

1130
00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:46,000
Speaker 2: did I do twenty five?

1131
00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:49,880
Speaker 1: Like so rude?

1132
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:51,080
Speaker 3: Lit me?

1133
00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:53,920
Speaker 1: I just like, now, you were doing so great, you

1134
00:52:53,960 --> 00:52:55,160
Speaker 1: were killing we just couldn't.

1135
00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:56,799
Speaker 2: And then someone gives me twenty five dollars to get

1136
00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:58,400
Speaker 2: a glass of rose and then boom.

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00:52:58,560 --> 00:53:03,879
Speaker 1: That's my whole life. Okay, Derek, I learned a little

1138
00:53:03,920 --> 00:53:08,920
Speaker 1: that I learned. I feel like I learned absolutely nothing,

1139
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:12,839
Speaker 1: but I laughed so hard. Like I love everything about you, Derek.

1140
00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:16,240
Speaker 2: Every time I watch you on stage, I am dying,

1141
00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:19,640
Speaker 2: Like you are so funny, You're so yourself, my favor.

1142
00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:25,320
Speaker 1: Honestly, I feel like three top of your top of

1143
00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:33,960
Speaker 1: the line. If if I was Jesus, I feel like

1144
00:53:34,520 --> 00:53:37,080
Speaker 1: if there was like a good dusty dude out there,

1145
00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:38,040
Speaker 1: you would be one of them.

1146
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:40,600
Speaker 3: You're You're that first special.

1147
00:53:43,160 --> 00:53:46,360
Speaker 1: Shoe just be gone shoe dust.

1148
00:53:48,440 --> 00:53:53,319
Speaker 4: Last dobality my face on a bottle of plag that's

1149
00:53:53,440 --> 00:53:53,839
Speaker 4: be gone.

1150
00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:57,239
Speaker 2: That's beautiful. I think that's a great goal right there.

1151
00:53:58,080 --> 00:54:03,560
Speaker 2: You're mister clean but like the black You're like the

1152
00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:06,920
Speaker 2: guy on what's it Charlie Browne?

1153
00:54:17,239 --> 00:54:18,600
Speaker 1: Your pig pen in Jordan's.

1154
00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:23,360
Speaker 2: Actually that's in Adidas, all right, So dog, that's beautiful. Well, okay,

1155
00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:25,480
Speaker 2: so let people know who are listening.

1156
00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:27,040
Speaker 1: Here's a question.

1157
00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:30,520
Speaker 2: What is something about being somebody from the country that,

1158
00:54:30,680 --> 00:54:32,120
Speaker 2: like you think most people listening don't know?

1159
00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:36,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, country niggas actually read yo. Oh, I believe that

1160
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:39,239
Speaker 4: some people think we're slow because we speak slower. It

1161
00:54:39,320 --> 00:54:41,359
Speaker 4: takes us a little time get out of our thought.

1162
00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:45,240
Speaker 1: But you're just thinking, you're like and it's slow.

1163
00:54:45,320 --> 00:54:47,279
Speaker 4: In the south, the people in the city like the

1164
00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:51,040
Speaker 4: city life sucks all your patients out if.

1165
00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:51,279
Speaker 3: You let it.

1166
00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:55,920
Speaker 2: But in the country, right, everything is slower. Nobody's in

1167
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:59,279
Speaker 2: a rush. Everybody's like, Okay, I'll get there when I

1168
00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:01,640
Speaker 2: get there. Everybody in the country knows. Everybody in the

1169
00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:05,920
Speaker 2: inn state, the interstate is one of people you'll be

1170
00:55:05,960 --> 00:55:09,120
Speaker 2: doing doing forty five miles an hour.

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00:55:10,360 --> 00:55:12,279
Speaker 1: Well, because there's nobody on the road. So they're like,

1172
00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:15,360
Speaker 1: I might as well zoom this ship, zoom zoom.

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00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:19,239
Speaker 4: Somebody like deep country like where I grew up. Yes,

1174
00:55:19,520 --> 00:55:23,040
Speaker 4: pretty slow one stop like town. Somebody's getting beat up upstairs.

1175
00:55:23,160 --> 00:55:26,399
Speaker 2: An old lady with a walker there. She might have fall, yeah,

1176
00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:28,279
Speaker 2: but she got an assistant, she got an age, she.

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00:55:28,280 --> 00:55:29,240
Speaker 3: Had one of them button.

1178
00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:36,960
Speaker 1: Things there upstairs, neighbor.

1179
00:55:37,080 --> 00:55:39,359
Speaker 2: Let me find out that's your side gig you working

1180
00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:41,040
Speaker 2: in like retirement homes and ship.

1181
00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:42,799
Speaker 4: That'd be some good cash. I want to be one

1182
00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:44,520
Speaker 4: of these people to push one of these rich old

1183
00:55:44,520 --> 00:55:46,640
Speaker 4: people around in wheelchairs. I bet that's a good gig.

1184
00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:48,359
Speaker 1: I feel like your arms are too long to push

1185
00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:50,000
Speaker 1: a wheelchair. I should do that.

1186
00:55:50,040 --> 00:55:51,479
Speaker 3: I used to work at the airport push your people

1187
00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:52,120
Speaker 3: in wheelchairs.

1188
00:55:52,760 --> 00:55:54,759
Speaker 1: You would be the one I just got capt Yeah,

1189
00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:55,399
Speaker 1: I would.

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00:55:55,719 --> 00:55:57,960
Speaker 2: If I saw you were the person that's gonna push me,

1191
00:55:58,000 --> 00:55:59,200
Speaker 2: I'll be like, can I have somebody else?

1192
00:56:00,040 --> 00:56:02,160
Speaker 1: Can shake my head and like no, I feel like

1193
00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:03,200
Speaker 1: it's pet Pablo here.

1194
00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:08,000
Speaker 3: Yeah no, not if I dropped that, I need a tip?

1195
00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:10,000
Speaker 3: Chow on you? Hey, how you doing? Old lady? You're

1196
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:10,480
Speaker 3: looking good?

1197
00:56:11,440 --> 00:56:14,640
Speaker 1: Wait, how do you get it? How do you know

1198
00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:20,799
Speaker 1: to say? Old lady, you're looking I like him them

1199
00:56:20,840 --> 00:56:24,080
Speaker 1: with the young lady always so wait, would you get tips?

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00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:26,680
Speaker 3: Yeah? Oh, this old lady toll me like one hundred

1201
00:56:26,719 --> 00:56:27,399
Speaker 3: dollars one time.

1202
00:56:27,560 --> 00:56:27,799
Speaker 1: Wow.

1203
00:56:28,719 --> 00:56:31,040
Speaker 4: All I was doing was talking to asked her trip doing,

1204
00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:34,480
Speaker 4: and listening to her complaining about her kids. She's like,

1205
00:56:34,520 --> 00:56:36,440
Speaker 4: can you believe these motherfuckers try to put me in

1206
00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:38,520
Speaker 4: the whole folks home. That's only day invited me down here.

1207
00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:41,080
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, that's messed up. You still get

1208
00:56:41,120 --> 00:56:42,719
Speaker 4: around pretty good, don't you. You don't need to go

1209
00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:43,600
Speaker 4: into old folks home.

1210
00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:46,440
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, you were pushing her.

1211
00:56:46,840 --> 00:56:50,080
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. Meanwhile, she was too old walk.

1212
00:56:50,320 --> 00:56:52,440
Speaker 1: You were like, no, you're doing that. You don't need

1213
00:56:52,520 --> 00:56:53,080
Speaker 1: to be at the home.

1214
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:59,960
Speaker 3: Feel off the companies you get.

1215
00:57:00,840 --> 00:57:03,239
Speaker 1: You gave her some confidence. She was, I don't even share.

1216
00:57:03,400 --> 00:57:05,200
Speaker 3: Let me go on walking in this shower.

1217
00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:08,359
Speaker 2: She broke a whole yo yesterday speaking of moon walking

1218
00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:10,239
Speaker 2: in the shower. I was listening to back that ass up,

1219
00:57:10,320 --> 00:57:12,560
Speaker 2: like it came on while I was in the shower.

1220
00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:13,279
Speaker 1: You know you you.

1221
00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:19,600
Speaker 2: Du and I'm like, and I tried to back my

1222
00:57:19,640 --> 00:57:22,080
Speaker 2: ass up in the shower and legit almost bust my ass.

1223
00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:26,760
Speaker 1: Why would you wanted to? I cannot dance. I won't know,

1224
00:57:27,760 --> 00:57:30,320
Speaker 1: not when my body's wet. No, thank you, I can

1225
00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:35,320
Speaker 1: not when your body's wet. Gross. Let's hear more about

1226
00:57:36,640 --> 00:57:39,320
Speaker 1: Derek Sholl. The people listening where they can catch.

1227
00:57:39,160 --> 00:57:41,560
Speaker 4: You, what you are coming up, talk about your shows,

1228
00:57:41,760 --> 00:57:46,800
Speaker 4: punch lines, comedy shows at the standing room every second Tuesday,

1229
00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:49,080
Speaker 4: getting the last two shows.

1230
00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:53,000
Speaker 1: So I was so happy, so out beautiful the standing room.

1231
00:57:54,400 --> 00:57:54,520
Speaker 2: Right.

1232
00:57:54,640 --> 00:57:56,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, so that's my baby. You can come to that.

1233
00:57:56,360 --> 00:57:58,280
Speaker 3: And I'm starting to podcast. I would love to have

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00:57:58,400 --> 00:57:58,920
Speaker 3: you ladies on it.

1235
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:00,400
Speaker 1: What's the podcast gonna be about?

1236
00:58:01,200 --> 00:58:03,360
Speaker 3: Whatever, it's just random happiness, just gonna.

1237
00:58:03,160 --> 00:58:04,360
Speaker 1: Talk random happiness.

1238
00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:06,800
Speaker 4: I don't like that's beautiful, Like, I don't know, I

1239
00:58:06,840 --> 00:58:09,480
Speaker 4: don't like the box people in random happiness.

1240
00:58:09,680 --> 00:58:11,120
Speaker 1: It's gonna be called random happiness.

1241
00:58:11,160 --> 00:58:13,360
Speaker 3: No, it's gonna be called a new podcast with this.

1242
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:18,040
Speaker 1: New podcast, very brand on brand.

1243
00:58:17,800 --> 00:58:18,640
Speaker 3: Of you like that.

1244
00:58:18,960 --> 00:58:21,000
Speaker 4: So we're going to do that. We're just gonna launch

1245
00:58:21,760 --> 00:58:26,000
Speaker 4: me and Alex we're gonna launch. Uh, I want to

1246
00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:28,040
Speaker 4: do it next week. I'm gonna be next week.

1247
00:58:28,080 --> 00:58:30,240
Speaker 1: You've got time, you can do an iTunes.

1248
00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:32,920
Speaker 4: But we already got a few episodes recorded, so it's

1249
00:58:33,040 --> 00:58:35,320
Speaker 4: just a matter of getting artwork right.

1250
00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:38,200
Speaker 1: Look at them. Yoah, oh the artwork. Oh you got

1251
00:58:38,240 --> 00:58:40,520
Speaker 1: our work. We don't even know. We'll be getting on

1252
00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:44,640
Speaker 1: artworks together. We're pretty, we're pretty. We don't need artwork. Okay,

1253
00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:47,479
Speaker 1: we don't need to be animated. My face art work.

1254
00:58:48,160 --> 00:58:49,200
Speaker 3: I don't need to be animated.

1255
00:58:50,040 --> 00:58:51,919
Speaker 2: I don't need nobody to draw my face and maybe

1256
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:54,120
Speaker 2: get all squiggily lying on my fucking nose.

1257
00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:57,680
Speaker 1: No, thank you. What's your social media?

1258
00:58:58,720 --> 00:58:58,840
Speaker 2: Uh?

1259
00:58:59,280 --> 00:59:02,480
Speaker 3: Instagram and Twitter? D dot T dot d d o

1260
00:59:02,680 --> 00:59:05,680
Speaker 3: t t d o t d Facebook.

1261
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,320
Speaker 1: That sounds like a lot. Dude, were you high when

1262
00:59:08,360 --> 00:59:08,960
Speaker 1: you created that?

1263
00:59:09,360 --> 00:59:12,280
Speaker 4: No, it's no, I'm just creative. This is a d

1264
00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:15,960
Speaker 4: T and a spill to dine out. Baby, you don't

1265
00:59:16,320 --> 00:59:17,320
Speaker 4: get on my frequency.

1266
00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:17,920
Speaker 3: Okay.

1267
00:59:18,160 --> 00:59:22,680
Speaker 2: So you can find me on Instagram at rez r

1268
00:59:22,800 --> 00:59:26,000
Speaker 2: e e e z y uh and the Unofficial Expert,

1269
00:59:26,160 --> 00:59:30,800
Speaker 2: on Facebook at the Unofficial Expert or on Instagram at

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00:59:30,920 --> 00:59:34,880
Speaker 2: Unofficial Expert. And Sydney is just sied b w j

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00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:38,040
Speaker 2: U s t s y d b W. I'm on

1272
00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:43,120
Speaker 2: Twitter Justed n y C. Make sure you follow and

1273
00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:47,320
Speaker 2: comment and slid in our d ms. Please, we love comments.

1274
00:59:47,360 --> 00:59:51,200
Speaker 2: We love meeting people outside. Catch us outside, make sure

1275
00:59:51,200 --> 00:59:51,720
Speaker 2: you say hello.

1276
00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:53,640
Speaker 1: But like I know you guys. What a podcast we

1277
00:59:53,760 --> 00:59:54,200
Speaker 1: love y'all.

1278
00:59:54,280 --> 00:59:56,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, make sure you check out Comedy High for all

1279
00:59:56,120 --> 00:59:59,040
Speaker 2: your comedy news. Absolutely, I want to.

1280
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:02,120
Speaker 1: Take a new spot for your that's all right, I've

1281
01:00:02,120 --> 01:00:02,440
Speaker 1: seen that.

1282
01:00:02,520 --> 01:00:03,240
Speaker 3: On one of the media.

1283
01:00:03,800 --> 01:00:04,400
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1284
01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:06,000
Speaker 2: I want to take us away with some music. I

1285
01:00:06,080 --> 01:00:08,120
Speaker 2: have the Peanuts theme and I have the back that

1286
01:00:08,280 --> 01:00:10,560
Speaker 2: ass up. I was gonna throw I was gonna throw

1287
01:00:10,560 --> 01:00:11,080
Speaker 2: something on too.

1288
01:00:11,280 --> 01:00:14,400
Speaker 1: What song were you thinking? What song were you thinking?

1289
01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:18,480
Speaker 1: Takwan ah? Wow, Derek, let's do let's do let's do

1290
01:00:18,520 --> 01:00:20,360
Speaker 1: a little mash up. I'm gonna play the tiny bit

1291
01:00:20,400 --> 01:00:22,160
Speaker 1: of peanuts. You're gonna play Ja Kwan.

1292
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:25,439
Speaker 2: And then you're gonna leave on back that ass ready, Derek,

1293
01:00:25,480 --> 01:00:27,520
Speaker 2: this is you because you're the dirty friend on him.

1294
01:00:27,800 --> 01:00:29,080
Speaker 3: I'm clean. I shall daily.

1295
01:00:29,280 --> 01:00:33,400
Speaker 1: Okay, I get see you bop into this now.

1296
01:00:36,520 --> 01:00:38,600
Speaker 3: Is very bad, yo.

1297
01:00:38,720 --> 01:00:55,560
Speaker 1: I you are gonna unsubscribe from this ship.

1298
01:00:56,040 --> 01:00:57,720
Speaker 2: Hold on, hold on, let me just play the beginning

1299
01:00:57,760 --> 01:00:59,920
Speaker 2: of back that ass up so we can also imagine

1300
01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:00,720
Speaker 2: busting my ass.

1301
01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:03,840
Speaker 1: Oh you know what it's playing on my Alexo one moment.

1302
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:11,440
Speaker 1: Please look at you got electronics in your house and

1303
01:01:11,520 --> 01:01:17,920
Speaker 1: then Jesus as well. Two thousand by guys, thank you.

1304
01:01:18,040 --> 01:01:21,160
Speaker 1: Sobody their game.

1305
01:01:21,400 --> 01:01:21,440
Speaker 3: But