Speaker 1: Second date, how do you impress a classy lady? Money?
Speaker 1: I don't think anyone on this show is even remotely
Speaker 1: qualified to answer that question, but I'm gonna go ahead.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take a stab at it.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: First of all, where underwear?
Speaker 3: I don't know if my husband never wears them?
Speaker 1: Okay, again, I said impressing a classy lady, all right?
Speaker 1: And second I'm gonna go with give her some sort
Speaker 1: of shrimp tower.
Speaker 3: Oh, I was gonna.
Speaker 4: Say All you can Eat buffet was also top of
Speaker 4: my legg towers?
Speaker 1: Or classic? Are they? I don't know. The fact that
Speaker 1: Brooks like them, brook likes them make me feel like,
Speaker 1: bring it wrong the tower.
Speaker 3: Of any food I'm in?
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, maybe we should just ask the guy who
Speaker 1: emailed in for help today. His name is Sean. Hey, Sean,
Speaker 1: tell me about the classy lady that you had to impress.
Speaker 1: What's her name?
Speaker 2: Her name is Kat?
Speaker 3: Not just like an animal.
Speaker 1: We're getting sidetracked by talents and shrimp Sean. Where did
Speaker 1: you meet Kat with a K?
Speaker 2: We met online?
Speaker 3: Okay, So what did you like about her?
Speaker 2: She was very cute based on her pictures, and she
Speaker 2: seemed really nice. So I talked her on the phone
Speaker 2: and her laugh was amazing.
Speaker 3: Oh that's so sweet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, you know, and we clicked really well,
Speaker 2: and I asked her out on the date.
Speaker 3: Okay, and so Jeff keeps calling her classy? Does that
Speaker 3: come from you?
Speaker 1: That's what he said in his email.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, okay, So were you nervous going into this
Speaker 5: date because it sounds like you're really excited.
Speaker 2: To be honest, I was. I was a little bit nervous.
Speaker 2: I got the impression that she did come from like
Speaker 2: money or something, and I'm like a working class guy, So,
Speaker 2: you know, I just I wanted to maybe clash it up.
Speaker 2: You know, I don't really know what I'm doing.
Speaker 1: But that's like every Lifetime movie out there. So this
Speaker 1: sounds like it's meant to be.
Speaker 3: And those movies are usually the other way around.
Speaker 5: It's usually the guy's really rich and she's like a
Speaker 5: bumbling idiot.
Speaker 1: Okay, Titanic. So what did you go with, Sean? How
Speaker 1: did you impress Cat?
Speaker 2: So? I got a limo class.
Speaker 1: You bought a limo or you rented a limo?
Speaker 2: No, we went on a limo date. I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's like a service where you sit inside a limo
Speaker 2: for like two hours and just drive around the city drinking.
Speaker 1: That is classic, It is I like it.
Speaker 3: Did you talk with a British accent?
Speaker 1: Why did y'all use your cancel? Sean? How did it go?
Speaker 1: What did Cat think of the limo?
Speaker 2: Well? I don't know. I think she liked it. It
Speaker 2: was kind of hard to tell, I guess, but she.
Speaker 1: Was making you drive and put the divider up so
Speaker 1: you can tell.
Speaker 3: Yeah, how is it hard to tell? I mean if
Speaker 3: I if a dude showed up to pick me up
Speaker 3: in a limo, I'd be like what I first? Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'd be freaking out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought that was a pretty good move. I mean,
Speaker 2: you know, at least at the start.
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh, I took up with your.
Speaker 3: Pants?
Speaker 5: Come on, did you think it was a bad move
Speaker 5: at some point when you say it.
Speaker 2: Like that, well, yeah, I mean, you know, two and
Speaker 2: a half hours in a limo is kind of a
Speaker 2: long time. I mean the first hour was pretty great,
Speaker 2: but I don't know, maybe she got bored or something,
Speaker 2: kind of run out of things to do.
Speaker 1: You can only so many times.
Speaker 5: It's like when you start a road trip and you're
Speaker 5: like really high and you got your mixtape in.
Speaker 3: Like excited.
Speaker 1: I think you meant what you said.
Speaker 5: Singing it along and then you know, actual radio roads.
Speaker 1: So I just want to understand in the entire two
Speaker 1: and a half hours, you never got out of the limo, Like,
Speaker 1: how did it go? What'd you guys do in there?
Speaker 2: Well? I was like, hey, you know, tell me, uh,
Speaker 2: you know where you like to get a milkshake, and
Speaker 2: so we go get a milkshake.
Speaker 3: Oh that's cute.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, where you like to get French fries?
Speaker 2: So we go get French fries and so you know,
Speaker 2: we ended up accumulating all this food.
Speaker 5: Again cute for forty five minutes.
Speaker 3: Maybe in two hours, two hours through the driver.
Speaker 5: So it was like the highlight of the evening, like
Speaker 5: the best moment when you think back to your fast
Speaker 5: food limo ride.
Speaker 2: Well, I guess it was. You know when we went
Speaker 2: out onto the roof of the limo, we stuck our
Speaker 2: heads out and we're just looking at the city and uggets.
Speaker 3: You know that, Yeah this isn't as speaking my language.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we all would sign up for that. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: how did your date in the limo end?
Speaker 2: Right? And god, we kissed?
Speaker 3: Oh, you did like one kiss or were you making
Speaker 3: out in the back seat.
Speaker 2: It was like a you know, half makeout kind of thing.
Speaker 2: Nothing serious.
Speaker 1: I half makeing. I'm picturing just the bottom lip, both
Speaker 1: bottom lips touching. H Okay, that's how the rich people
Speaker 1: do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. It wasn't like a long makeout, and it wasn't
Speaker 2: really short. It was like kind of like in the middle,
Speaker 2: like you know, you're at a wedding, you're getting married
Speaker 2: and okay.
Speaker 5: Very specific, I mean, but a description like that in
Speaker 5: the end of an evening like that, I'm guessing you
Speaker 5: thought there was going to be another date.
Speaker 2: I assumed there would be, yes.
Speaker 5: Because it sounds like things went great, I mean, despite
Speaker 5: maybe it went a little long.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well since then, have you guys spoke? Have there been
Speaker 1: any conversations since?
Speaker 2: Yeah, not on the phone, but we have been texting.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: I asked her out and she said, oh, yeah, I
Speaker 2: have to schedule it. And then, you know, I didn't
Speaker 2: hear from her. And then I was like, well, you know,
Speaker 2: how's your scheduling going. Nothing?
Speaker 3: Nothing, You haven't heard anything since?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, she said, still scheduling, and so I
Speaker 2: don't know. I think she's blowing me off.
Speaker 1: It's a classy way to blow you off to but
Speaker 1: you know those classy ladies, they're always really busy. And
Speaker 1: hopefully we can find her at a not busy time
Speaker 1: because we're going to play a song. We'll call her
Speaker 1: and we're gonna try and get you a second date. Update. Okay, Sean,
Speaker 1: she could.
Speaker 2: Be in another limo right now, Another limo right now.
Speaker 2: I think that would very weird.
Speaker 1: We're gonna find out. Let's play a song. We'll do
Speaker 1: it right after this, Sean, I want you to know
Speaker 1: we're going to do our best to get you another
Speaker 1: shot with Cat. But if it doesn't work out, there
Speaker 1: are four people in this room who are willing to
Speaker 1: date you right oh yeah, because if you missed it.
Speaker 1: Sean wanted to impress Cat for their first hangout and
Speaker 1: decided to take her for a limo ride, visiting all
Speaker 1: their favorite fast food spots.
Speaker 3: It's really cute, I think about it. I want to
Speaker 3: do this, it's really creative.
Speaker 1: And they spent two hours driving around looking at views,
Speaker 1: eating nuggets, and I just I don't get this girl
Speaker 1: because if I were her, Sean, you and I would
Speaker 1: be in a limo right now, and we would not
Speaker 1: be vertical. You hear me?
Speaker 2: I hear you? Man?
Speaker 3: Is it a compliment? Down?
Speaker 1: It's more than a company.
Speaker 3: All right, he'd be your big mac, is what you're saying.
Speaker 1: Definitely up for anything when it's a limo and fast food.
Speaker 3: I's not for sure you're going to choose to be
Speaker 3: the special sauce. But whatever.
Speaker 1: All right, Sean, are you still with us?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 3: You're funny, you know.
Speaker 1: We're just stoked on your date.
Speaker 3: Man, we are, we are.
Speaker 5: And I feel like if she, I don't know, for
Speaker 5: whatever reason, possibly like look down on the fact that
Speaker 5: you went to fast food. You don't want to date
Speaker 5: that girl. She's not any fun on earth, you know.
Speaker 5: So hopefully there's a different reason.
Speaker 2: There's no way she could say that now because she
Speaker 2: is totally into it.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you said she helped pick some of those places.
Speaker 1: You were asking her what she.
Speaker 2: Liked, right, that's right, Okay, Yeah, that can't be.
Speaker 1: All right, Okay, Well let's get to the bottom of it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna dial Cat's number and we're going to see
Speaker 1: what she says. You ready, yes, all right, here we go?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, is this Cat.
Speaker 4: Yes, this is Kat.
Speaker 1: My name is jeff work on a morning radio show
Speaker 1: called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 1: The reason I'm calling is because we do a segment
Speaker 1: on our show called a second Date Update, and that's
Speaker 1: where if you go out with someone and afterwards, if
Speaker 1: that person isn't calling you back, you can email our
Speaker 1: show to help you figure out the reason why.
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, okay.
Speaker 1: So that's what we're doing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's fun, all right.
Speaker 1: It means you went out with somebody recently who had
Speaker 1: a great time with you and his name is Sean.
Speaker 4: Oh wow. Okay is that a good wow?
Speaker 1: That sounds like a lot of laughter on your end.
Speaker 1: That sounds good.
Speaker 4: I don't know about Seana on the radio.
Speaker 3: That phrase doesn't match your reactions.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right. So obviously Sean has been trying to
Speaker 1: get a hold of you and it's been a little
Speaker 1: bit touch and go.
Speaker 4: According to him, what did he tell you about the dates?
Speaker 5: The day sounded awesome from what he told us.
Speaker 1: He said, he rented a limo and you guys drove
Speaker 1: around the city checking out the sights, got a bunch
Speaker 1: of fast food from your favorite spots.
Speaker 3: Like you did fries in one place, milkshaking another.
Speaker 1: You even mentioned a kiss at the very end.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I'm.
Speaker 1: Trying to read your emotions here, Kat, and it just
Speaker 1: sounds very possitive.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry. It was really fun at the start of it, okay,
Speaker 4: but you know, like after that first hour or so,
Speaker 4: like being a limo, like it was just it smelled
Speaker 4: like there was test food forever and half eaten food.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 5: I mean he I did say that he thought that
Speaker 5: maybe it went on a little bit too long, but
Speaker 5: that wouldn't be a reason to like not call somebody back.
Speaker 1: So you have to ran a limo, Like if you
Speaker 1: rend it for two hours, you got to stay get
Speaker 1: your money's worth.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, it was just I mean, the windows are
Speaker 4: down a lot because it smelled, and they.
Speaker 1: Don't have controls over the windows in the back there.
Speaker 4: Well we had them down because it smelled, and I
Speaker 4: mean I was just worried. Maybe it was like body functions.
Speaker 4: I don't know, I smell all the.
Speaker 1: Different fast food. It was more than just the smell
Speaker 1: of the food.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, it wasn't the most romantic scene after an hour.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, but didn't you like him?
Speaker 5: I mean okay, Yeah, the smell kind of ruined the
Speaker 5: romantic vibe, but like him as a person, Like the
Speaker 5: first hour, you guys had a great time and you
Speaker 5: still ended up having a like really sweet kiss at
Speaker 5: the end of the night.
Speaker 1: He said, yeah, because we got a really good vibe
Speaker 1: from his personality just talking with him a little it.
Speaker 1: How did you feel?
Speaker 4: Yeah, he did kiss me and that was fine. It
Speaker 4: was not exactly the best kiss I have ever had,
Speaker 4: but you know it was nice.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 4: But then he brought out he brought it a backpack
Speaker 4: with like betting in it.
Speaker 2: What.
Speaker 4: To his credit, he did say, you know, it's just
Speaker 4: an option. If we wanted to say, what.
Speaker 3: Was the option. I don't understand what the option.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I'm assuming maybe for the night.
Speaker 3: In the limo?
Speaker 4: What did they just park it?
Speaker 1: Nobody notices an RV amongst the fresh fry packets and discuss.
Speaker 1: You are laughing, but that still sounds fun a limo
Speaker 1: fortnite like that your apartment. Okay, but you said that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I declined because it was the first time.
Speaker 1: We went out, okay.
Speaker 4: And then when I declined, he said that he had edibles.
Speaker 4: We could take this is sounding more like my apartment,
Speaker 4: are you I don't think it was. I'm pretty sure, Sean.
Speaker 1: But all right, so he offered to let you sleep
Speaker 1: with him inside the limo overnight and then wanted you
Speaker 1: to partake in some recreational activities.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was interesting.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Obviously you guys are talking to him, so I guess
Speaker 4: you could tell him that thank you, like, I had
Speaker 4: a great time, but I just want to be friends.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we could tell him that, or if you wanted
Speaker 1: to cat, you could tell him yourself. Because I need
Speaker 1: to let you know. Sean's actually on the other line listening.
Speaker 4: Oh god, okay, I think it's okay.
Speaker 3: He needs to hear this.
Speaker 4: Cat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he may be so Sean there, wake up, Sean,
Speaker 1: but up up up?
Speaker 4: What are you?
Speaker 1: Did you hear what she was saying?
Speaker 4: Sean?
Speaker 2: Oh man, that's a little bit embarrassing. I gotta be honest.
Speaker 1: What so that's true?
Speaker 3: You're doing like the Dutch oven thing and the limo.
Speaker 2: Sean, Yeah, it was more of like a hot apple pie.
Speaker 1: But yeah, we don't need this imagery.
Speaker 3: But it's kind of a funny response. So I like
Speaker 3: that you're leaning in. I do I do I like.
Speaker 4: That your liking.
Speaker 1: Sean. You need to talk to Kat and tell her, like,
Speaker 1: what were you thinking? What was going on in your
Speaker 1: head when you were doing all this?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I guess I was nervous and I
Speaker 2: get him nervous stomach.
Speaker 3: So you can understand that Cat a little bit, can't you.
Speaker 1: I could barely understand what he was saying. I feel
Speaker 1: like he's had a few edibles before.
Speaker 5: He's just embarrassed Cat. I mean, that's an embarrassing thing.
Speaker 5: He didn't mean for it to backfire. He liked you
Speaker 5: a lot.
Speaker 4: I mean, Sean, can you kind of explain the whole
Speaker 4: bedding thing, Like did you wanted to spend the night?
Speaker 2: It was just it was just like an option, you know,
Speaker 2: like I could have bought the limo for the rest
Speaker 2: of the night, and just wanting to have that, like
Speaker 2: if you wanted to you know, I don't know. He's
Speaker 2: trying to show you a good time.
Speaker 5: But maybe Sean, you invite her back to your place or.
Speaker 1: It doesn't cost eight hundred dollars to see Yeah, you
Speaker 1: dropped the boond Yeah, Sean, what is happening right now? Stop?
Speaker 1: You're a mess?
Speaker 3: Tell Kat? How would you like her.
Speaker 2: Cat, I like you a lot and uh, and I
Speaker 2: would spend more money on you with a limo or
Speaker 2: whatever you want.
Speaker 4: I promise it's not about the money. I just I
Speaker 4: don't know. I had fun, I did, and I enjoyed
Speaker 4: hanging out with you, but I just at the end
Speaker 4: it just got really weird with the bedding and the edibles,
Speaker 4: and then when I said I didn't want edible, you
Speaker 4: had offered me a joint. And I just don't really
Speaker 4: do that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2: If you don't love me at my nuggets, then you
Speaker 2: don't deserve me at my caviar.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I saw that on a poster. One.
Speaker 4: There's probably a reason why you went to the Taco
Speaker 4: Bell drive through three times the spot.
Speaker 3: Okay, good size.
Speaker 1: It is for a lot of this is making more sense,
Speaker 1: But I do need to ask Kat, would you be
Speaker 1: willing to go out on another day with Sean. It
Speaker 1: doesn't have to be fast, no limo, no limos, no substances.
Speaker 1: Well come on, well, if Sean do it, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Come on, come on.
Speaker 4: I'm leaning towards no, just because I just don't do
Speaker 4: that kind of stuff and I don't think that's a
Speaker 4: good fit and I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: It's cool. You don't have to do it. You could
Speaker 2: just watch me do it.
Speaker 1: What does that sound interesting? Cat? No, well, Sean, looks
Speaker 1: like we're not gonna be able to get you another day.
Speaker 1: But there's no denying they You're obviously a good host.
Speaker 1: You're just not a good dator.
Speaker 4: What did you spill now?
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning