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Speaker 3: All right, thanks, look mare, oh, I see you my
Speaker 3: own look over there is that culture. Yes, wow, lost culture.
Speaker 2: Ding dong lost Culturistas calling. It's in nine am. Girl,
Speaker 2: this is the Morning Show. Loves the Morning Show. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm Bradley, I'm Chris right now? You
Speaker 2: feel like Chris, Honey, I feel like Chris every day
Speaker 2: of my life. The finale is tomorrow. I say, what's
Speaker 2: gonna happened with Chris? You know? I guess she got
Speaker 2: the Jennifer Andiston respare this spoon treatment where she disappeared
Speaker 2: for a full two episodes or whatever and then came
Speaker 2: back with the bench. I love that.
Speaker 1: It's the Jennifer Aniston Reese with a spoon treatment and
Speaker 1: referring to the fact that they just won't be in episodes.
Speaker 2: Sorry. The Jennifer Anderson resar with this spoon treatment is
Speaker 2: that you get to not be in every episode and
Speaker 2: you also get paid an ep salary. Exactly exactly, Here's
Speaker 2: what I'll say.
Speaker 1: I like seeing that the girls were finally in a
Speaker 1: scene together and to see that they had some conflict.
Speaker 1: And this last episode, by the way, talk about this episode.
Speaker 1: And by the way, so when I say this last episode,
Speaker 1: I mean three h nine, the ninth episode, because now
Speaker 1: as of this episode being out, the finale will be out,
Speaker 1: so look for reactions for that later.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But the ninth episode of the show, I texted Bowen,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know what happened, but this show suddenly.
Speaker 2: Became a show prestige TV in the way that it
Speaker 2: always thinks it is.
Speaker 1: But this this episode was such a knockdown, drag out.
Speaker 2: Like you said, it finally works.
Speaker 1: I guess I always feel it works, but this all
Speaker 1: of a sudden was like every scene had energy motion.
Speaker 1: You realize everything they've been putting in there like it's
Speaker 1: working out to suddenly I found myself eating my hat.
Speaker 2: I think these third graders are in college. These third
Speaker 2: graders are in college, and they know that you need
Speaker 2: to get to episode nine in a season for it
Speaker 2: to really pick up. The second to last episode needs
Speaker 2: to finally be the thing that makes you go yes,
Speaker 2: the second last episode needs to go hard. Wait.
Speaker 1: I'm also just noticing right now you have I'm sitting
Speaker 1: here next to Tom Seller.
Speaker 2: Woh yeah. Is this is the most I've ever seen
Speaker 2: it growing. It's so I describe it as a pultry mustache.
Speaker 2: It's Paul Tel But I think I'm kind of into it.
Speaker 2: I think it's a vibe. But it has to go
Speaker 2: for professional reasons. I just I had the week off.
Speaker 2: I had the week off, and it went let me
Speaker 2: just try this girl. Yeah, well, it's definitely more grown
Speaker 2: in than I've ever seen it. I just I can't
Speaker 2: do you really step into the mustache yiche? I need
Speaker 2: to get back there. I think mustache for Christmas? What
Speaker 2: is there any is? I think I'm going to start
Speaker 2: growing my stuff out.
Speaker 1: So maybe this is a little bit of a spoiler,
Speaker 1: but I got put into drag by Trixie Mattel for
Speaker 1: an upcoming YouTube collaboration that we're doing this, I show.
Speaker 2: You didn't show me. You said that you did a
Speaker 2: collab with Trixie. I'm going to show you me and
Speaker 2: Drag right now.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to say exactly what the fantasy we
Speaker 1: were going for was, but I am going to say
Speaker 1: that I went over to Trixy's YouTube studio and basically, girl, that's.
Speaker 2: Why I'm showing. Oh, I want to say what this
Speaker 2: is so badly. I mean I can't because no, no, no,
Speaker 2: it's such a spoiler. No, this is main dromat. Can
Speaker 2: you believe? That is ten out of ten? A plus?
Speaker 2: I am a go aghast, not a ghast. I'm a dog.
Speaker 1: He's a gast and agog. Yeah, it's time with Trixie.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing about Drag. And I don't know
Speaker 1: why I thought I could kind of get away with this,
Speaker 1: but I was like, I can go over there and
Speaker 1: have some stubble. And I go over to Tricksy studio.
Speaker 1: She looks at me and she goes, well, girl, you
Speaker 1: need to shave, and I was like, no, but can't
Speaker 1: you you know? She goes, can I what?
Speaker 2: Yeah? What did you think she could do? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just thought like I thought on drag Race, like
Speaker 1: sometimes like you do see some of the girls with
Speaker 1: stubble and then they go in their fantasy and they
Speaker 1: beat their face and like it kind of disappears.
Speaker 2: I think I'm saying. I think they just don't show
Speaker 2: them shave it because they need to be over a thing.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Girl? This is how you
Speaker 2: know my co host is in the television industry. He
Speaker 2: knows a movie magic. Girl, don't even speaking of TV magic.
Speaker 2: But what do you think made it work? In three
Speaker 2: h nine of the Morning. I'm going to tell you this.
Speaker 1: Every single scene it was like, well, first of all,
Speaker 1: the hat is.
Speaker 2: Coming off to Reese. You think Reese listen. My takeaway,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I love Reese down, but my takeaway was
Speaker 2: finally Juliana gets to eat.
Speaker 1: Well, they gave Julianna something to do, yes, And what
Speaker 1: I've realized is like wow, so basically like okay, So
Speaker 1: to give a little bit of what's going on, we
Speaker 1: famously know Bradley Jackson went to the insurrection to report
Speaker 1: on the ground, and she wore a hat over her
Speaker 1: gorgeous blonde naturally blonde. I can't say enough naturally blonde
Speaker 1: Bradley Jackson hair even though she's a redhead. She finds
Speaker 1: her brother attacking a police officer. She just so happens
Speaker 1: to be rolling her iPhone on it, and they have
Speaker 1: a moment where she basically has caught her brother as
Speaker 1: an insurrectionist, a violent insurrectionist assaulting a police officer. Certainly
Speaker 1: he should go to prison, but she deletes the footage,
Speaker 1: thereby invalidating.
Speaker 2: Her as a journalist. Basically, Yes, so Corey aka Billy Crudup,
Speaker 2: who is to this day giving one of the craziest
Speaker 2: performance on television. Well, he's so like, I love him.
Speaker 2: I love that his choice for this character is just
Speaker 2: caricature of TV exactly. Yeah, like talking in a way
Speaker 2: that is even more like I thought Succession became a
Speaker 2: parody of itself sort of by the end, the way
Speaker 2: that these characters talked and these like you know, oh,
Speaker 2: you're doing a vulture stab like they would just make
Speaker 2: up terms like business terms that you'd never heard. It
Speaker 2: was an animal at Like the business terms on Succession
Speaker 2: were always animal verb, yes, bear, hug, vulture stab like whatever,
Speaker 2: And I'm like it's a line. Everyone's yeah, lion crawl whatever. Sorry,
Speaker 2: to go on that tantra. But then now Billy I
Speaker 2: think is so grotesquely cartoonishly a TV exect, evil businessman guy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and I kind of think that it works. It finally works,
Speaker 2: it's working more and more. This is an Emmy winning performance.
Speaker 1: He is playing network exact or head of this company
Speaker 1: if it were Patrick Bateman. Yes, and that is really perfect.
Speaker 1: But in this episode he fully sort of like starts
Speaker 1: to break down.
Speaker 2: Greta Lee is popping off.
Speaker 1: So basically, anyway, what you need to know is that
Speaker 1: Billy Crudup aka Patrick Bateman, psycho network exec, is in
Speaker 1: love with Bradley Jackson, and he allowed them to delete
Speaker 1: this footage so he said, I don't ever want to
Speaker 1: fucking talk about this again. Somehow, Julianna Margulize gets to
Speaker 1: typing and she finds out the whole thing that Bradley
Speaker 1: has done. This the way she finds out I think
Speaker 1: is actually well done because they all together to the
Speaker 1: league from earlier in the season. Yes, like it's actually
Speaker 1: all sequenced perfectly. Like she finds out in an organic
Speaker 1: way that I think you know what they did well, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they did interface, they did like person using technology. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh this is what you've been looking for, Like her
Speaker 1: searching through the text and the emails between Bradley and
Speaker 1: Corey to her finding out that how was that the insurrection?
Speaker 1: I'm like and that and that Bradley was like, that
Speaker 1: was actually really well done. It was very well done
Speaker 1: in the Discovery. And I know what you're saying. So
Speaker 1: Bowen has famously been like, I don't like the way
Speaker 1: interaction with social media, texting, it's not reflected correctly in
Speaker 1: media this year, saying was maybe the first time in
Speaker 1: television history you've seen someone interact with First of all,
Speaker 1: the I message.
Speaker 2: App on a MacBook with into it.
Speaker 1: Everyone is doing. Everyone is texting on computers. It's actually
Speaker 1: really culture number fourteen. Every everyone is texting on computers.
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 1: And then Juliana and Reese have this scene wonderful See
Speaker 1: where Reese comes home to Juliana. They are lesbian lovers,
Speaker 1: and Juliana basically puts it to her like I can
Speaker 1: no longer respect you, I don't love you.
Speaker 2: Anybody sit in that chair? How do you sit in
Speaker 2: that chair?
Speaker 1: And Reese has this moment where she goes to hug Juliana.
Speaker 1: Margalise and Juliana goes, stay away from me, and Reese
Speaker 1: goes okay, and then she realizes that Juliana is right,
Speaker 1: and she camps herself down with a second okay, and
Speaker 1: it sounds like this okay. I got mad and I
Speaker 1: was just like, this is so present, and dropped in
Speaker 1: and Juliana looks at Reese and mind you, these characters
Speaker 1: have had they've been together on the show, but they've
Speaker 1: had almost no chemistry.
Speaker 2: Juliana goes, I thought we'd grow old together.
Speaker 1: And I believe. I believed, there was no question in
Speaker 1: my mind. I was watching the downfall of television's greatest couple.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what television's greatest couple that did
Speaker 2: not seem at all believable until its final moment. You
Speaker 2: don't know what you got till it's gone. Period there,
Speaker 2: Joni Mitchell.
Speaker 1: Was right, and to speak of our Joni Mitchell, they
Speaker 1: are never ever getting back together, girl, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: And so that was just one scene of so many.
Speaker 1: Oh then really spoiler al for three or nine, and
Speaker 1: I can't tell you, like, if you're gonna get into what,
Speaker 1: you gotta get into it, because the finale is out now.
Speaker 2: I am so.
Speaker 1: Excited for whatever this is gonna because I heard it's
Speaker 1: so crazy and honestly, what.
Speaker 2: Were the words that were said to you? I heard,
Speaker 2: craziest moment in television history? Are you serious?
Speaker 1: Well, okay, so I mean it will not be the case,
Speaker 1: but I did hear that it's the craziest thing the
Speaker 1: show has ever done, which I also heard on the
Speaker 1: ground in bravocan.
Speaker 2: Yes, oh my god, about whatever happens at the end
Speaker 2: of Salt Lake City Housewives, right, and you had alluded
Speaker 2: to this over text, and I'm really curious. We can't
Speaker 2: really discuss it on this show.
Speaker 1: I don't know because literally so someone goes, someone ad
Speaker 1: bravocn it was, which I'll get into because it was
Speaker 1: truly like more Disney World than Disney World, to be
Speaker 1: honest with you. I was only there for two hours
Speaker 1: and most of it I was working, but I was
Speaker 1: looking around and I was like, God, I need to
Speaker 1: come back here and just walk around. I didn't get
Speaker 1: the chance to, but they did an amazing job, like
Speaker 1: if you love Bravo walking around and just seeing like
Speaker 1: the museums of props from like everything that they've done.
Speaker 1: But on the ground, like people were talking about They're like,
Speaker 1: do you know what happens at the end of soul? Like,
Speaker 1: do you know what happens at the end of soul?
Speaker 2: Like this was like scuttle that at the con.
Speaker 1: It has to do with whatever a phone call it
Speaker 1: is that Heather gets right, And I think I can
Speaker 1: surmise that it has.
Speaker 2: To do with Monica, Monica Garcia, Monica Garcia, something about
Speaker 2: the mom. I don't know if it's the mom.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it has to do with Deen Shaw,
Speaker 1: but it's something that affects all of them in a
Speaker 1: way that it's like makes Heather go, are you serious?
Speaker 2: She goes, how could she do this to us? Go
Speaker 2: go go go. No, guys, guys, guys, guys.
Speaker 1: But apparently it's that insane. But just to loop it back,
Speaker 1: Bradley Jackson resigns from the UBA EVWS and she breaks
Speaker 1: down while she's resigning on television and no one knows
Speaker 1: why she's doing it, and I said, you better propel
Speaker 1: us into the finale. Meanwhile, John hamm is obviously the
Speaker 1: most evil person in the world. Jennifer Anison is what digmatized.
Speaker 1: We are seeing digmatization like we've never seen it on screen.
Speaker 2: Before. I don't think i've seen digmatization since Adam and
Speaker 2: Hannon on Girls.
Speaker 1: We need to at some point perform the scene, which
Speaker 1: is Bradley Jackson telling Alex Levy that she's concerned about
Speaker 1: whether or not she can be obductive about John Ham,
Speaker 1: because Jennifer Anison's like, well, basically okay, So again, this
Speaker 1: is the craziest shit that's ever gone on. John Ham,
Speaker 1: who's just bought Uba, wants to sell the company and
Speaker 1: he's like basically taking Alex as his like partner in
Speaker 1: starting a new network. So he goes, bring whoever you want,
Speaker 1: bring Bradley. So she goes, you have to come with
Speaker 1: me to this new company, and Bradley Jackson's energy is
Speaker 1: basically like okay, like for sure, yeah, but like, sho
Speaker 1: you trust this guy? I heard he's bad news, he's
Speaker 1: evil Alex and Jennifer Anison dust her whole thing, oh
Speaker 1: oh wow, oh okay, oh so you oh I see
Speaker 1: now you're unbelievable. And Bradley's like Alex like what like
Speaker 1: what are you doing? Like why are you being like this?
Speaker 1: Like can you trust them? Are you stigmatized? And they
Speaker 1: have this whole like sort of low stakes, put high stakes,
Speaker 1: like fight, it's it was amazing, it's Elba God.
Speaker 2: And we are literally about to see one of them away.
Speaker 2: Do you think it's I think it's Bradley. It's Bradley's
Speaker 2: the one who's losing it all. Bradley is Alphaba in
Speaker 2: that situation.
Speaker 1: But there was actually a compelling moment, like if you
Speaker 1: think about like this character, you know what they did.
Speaker 1: The third graders really grew up and went to college.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you because they said at the beginning of
Speaker 1: the year, what is the central tenant of these characters
Speaker 1: and how can we challenge them? And Bradley Jackson's central
Speaker 1: tenant is I am first and foremost a journalist. I
Speaker 1: am a truth teller. And for her to be confronted
Speaker 1: with the fact that when she was put in a
Speaker 1: Kelly Clarkson calls her, yes, yeah, Kelly Clarkson called her
Speaker 1: Bradley Jackson truth Kelly, because remember Kelly Clarkson's also a
Speaker 1: character on The Morning Show as herself in.
Speaker 2: This timeline, Kelly Clarkson is a Kelly Clarkson level artist.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I think that we're to believe that if
Speaker 1: someone like Kelly Clarkson were to find out that Bradley
Speaker 1: Jackson had betrayed her values this much, she'd be.
Speaker 2: Like really, yeah, wait, I loved her.
Speaker 1: She'd be like, wait, y'all, I thought that she was
Speaker 1: one of those truth tellers, y'all.
Speaker 2: Y'all.
Speaker 1: It was wild because I was like, Wow, they're actually
Speaker 1: like testing both of these protagonists in a way that
Speaker 1: is in line with who they are, and like this
Speaker 1: show ended up like the way that everything they set
Speaker 1: up ended.
Speaker 2: Up really a twain. It actually real plays, it plays,
Speaker 2: and you're saying, Alex's thing is that like from the beginning,
Speaker 2: like episode one, Bradley Jackson thing is, I'm truth teller,
Speaker 2: I'm a journalist. Yes, episode one, Like what do we
Speaker 2: think Alex's thing is?
Speaker 1: Just like Alex has represented someone that has like been
Speaker 1: so entrenched in problematic media instruction and men yes.
Speaker 2: And and not really handling the boundaries of those things. Well,
Speaker 2: she's been protected by structures, but she's also like violated
Speaker 2: like every single appropriate quote unquote thing where like she
Speaker 2: fucks Mitch, she is fucking John Ham. Now yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: that's it.
Speaker 1: I think what we're seeing with Alex is like we're
Speaker 1: seeing a narcissist, like truly be confronted with the fact
Speaker 1: that you can't just have everything you want, like and
Speaker 1: it is possible for you to actually get got by
Speaker 1: someone like this because like the John Hamm and Jennifer
Speaker 1: Andison thing.
Speaker 2: John Hamm, by the way, is playing the most triggering
Speaker 2: man on television.
Speaker 1: He's such a blatant egomaniac narcissist. And to watch her
Speaker 1: get dicked so good. I remember she laid on top
Speaker 1: of his butt. She they were the butt, which is tortoise,
Speaker 1: cat tortoise. And so now we're seeing really the ramifications
Speaker 1: of that. When you put your pussy on a man,
Speaker 1: on a man's butt, you are mate it for life.
Speaker 2: You are yes. And I think that even with Corey.
Speaker 2: My note with Corey as a character was like, you
Speaker 2: never see this man lose, No, this man needs to
Speaker 2: take one l And then finally the crow is roosting.
Speaker 2: What's the same. I think the chickens have come back
Speaker 2: to roost chicken, But I love thinking about what the
Speaker 2: crow would do if she were to use a croak
Speaker 2: and roost. Can I say.
Speaker 1: I was in Vegas and I was having an outdoor brunch.
Speaker 1: There was this one crow a crowing. There was a crow,
Speaker 1: and I can't even expect I can't even explain how
Speaker 1: loud and disgusting this crow is being vile trying to
Speaker 1: sit there and have some hair of the dog girl,
Speaker 1: which everyone needs in Vegas. Yes, Desperado, oh manicato, oh gallo.
Speaker 1: Here's how I want to talk about Vegas. Just ask questions. Okay,
Speaker 1: what do you want to know? What?
Speaker 2: I can answer anything? What was Usher giving?
Speaker 1: Usher the energy was giving everyone in that crowd would
Speaker 1: have willfully gotten an SDD from him.
Speaker 2: That's so funny that he has like out magic Mike's
Speaker 2: magic mic.
Speaker 1: Magic Mic was found so dead because let me tell
Speaker 1: you something, magic Mike needs like all the hottest men
Speaker 1: in the world on stage or but.
Speaker 2: They're all like sorry to say, I mean, they're all talented, wonderful,
Speaker 2: beautiful men. They're all like just guys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're they're like guys who are like Vegas hot,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It's like they have like
Speaker 1: let's call it like men's health cover body looking all
Speaker 1: the same in the face. What I'll say about Usher
Speaker 1: is he is really the only male object of desire
Speaker 1: on stage. Yeah, he looks great. He sounds unbelievable. His
Speaker 1: performance is amazing. At one point he comes out on
Speaker 1: roller skates, wow, and does like skates skates and thank
Speaker 1: you for making that distinction because we all know that
Speaker 1: blades are much easier. Definitely, he's on roller skates on
Speaker 1: the stage. It was so insane. Then all of his
Speaker 1: backup dancers were like doing choreo on roller skates. But
Speaker 1: what I really want to say is the exotic dancers
Speaker 1: that he has in the show. The female performers top.
Speaker 2: Full dancer on your story, she was let me tell
Speaker 2: you something, it was olympic what these women were doing.
Speaker 2: They are mesmers. Mesmer is a great word, mezmer. I
Speaker 2: was mesmeras yes by the mesmers. Yes, that's actually really
Speaker 2: culture number ninety. I was mes mess at Usher's Vegas residency.
Speaker 2: Think about this. Usher has seen a whole generation of
Speaker 2: people mature into their sexual adulthoods. Yeah, and now the
Speaker 2: crow has come to roost. The crow was roosting down. Well,
Speaker 2: now it's like we're all these grown ass people now
Speaker 2: who like were horny for Usher when we were in
Speaker 2: middle school. Yes, and he still looks incredible, and now
Speaker 2: we're all like, I'm gonna pay top dollar to see
Speaker 2: this man, yes, gyrate and sing and kroon whatever and
Speaker 2: have his little dancers running around and I'm getting off.
Speaker 1: It was get off culture for sure. There was really
Speaker 1: two highlights. One was at one point Usher comes out
Speaker 1: into the audience and he's doing the thing where he's
Speaker 1: improvising singing and basically and to the beat, and he
Speaker 1: would see people in the crowd and he'd be like, girl,
Speaker 1: you got them titties, You got them big titties. And
Speaker 1: then he goes and does like the I'm a suck
Speaker 1: your titties noise, and I'm like, so we are in
Speaker 1: an era right now where we are not even pretending
Speaker 1: that the endgame isn't Usher sucks my titties nor cares.
Speaker 2: No I mean, and that no one takes issue with that.
Speaker 1: No, every single person that was there was like, what
Speaker 1: I hope happens is Usher from the stage goes see
Speaker 1: you damn in the pink trains with him titties, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna suck them. And everyone's screaming in approval and we
Speaker 1: are so lit and by the way, all the bops.
Speaker 2: I'm sot up. Oh my god, does he do climax.
Speaker 1: Yes, he did everything, but I would say the highlight
Speaker 1: and we've talked about it on the show Burn.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Burn is an important song. Burn? Does
Speaker 2: he do? You got it? Bad? Bab Imagine he did
Speaker 2: not every single song you'd want to hear? Can you
Speaker 2: say that you would? You used to matter, don't matter?
Speaker 2: No Mo, you ignore my key all the time. I
Speaker 2: think I'm in your key. No, you you fully blasted
Speaker 2: past my key. We need to talk. I'm not happy
Speaker 2: what what key is because I'm a little horse today
Speaker 2: this morning at you know, at ten am, nine am.
Speaker 2: This is what I said. I think this is what
Speaker 2: I did. When you say that you want it and
Speaker 2: you really know what we used to matter don't matter?
Speaker 2: No month, but you went up? Okay?
Speaker 1: So can I just be real? Sometimes? I no, it's
Speaker 1: not that you're off. You were doing what you needed
Speaker 1: to do there for your voice.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: I just sometimes feel like I can't help but singing
Speaker 1: the original key, col.
Speaker 2: You better be done it.
Speaker 1: Oh it's so good. Wait, but Burne was so incredible
Speaker 1: and then when when Yeah started, I mean I think
Speaker 1: everybody fucked truor false.
Speaker 2: I'm ready for this one. Every middle school dance. That
Speaker 2: was the song that everyone was waiting for. I was
Speaker 2: I was at home, yeah, burning CDs yeah, where all
Speaker 2: ten tracks were Yeah by Ushery yinging Twins ludicrous Yeah.
Speaker 2: And I was like, I need to get off books
Speaker 2: so that I can amaze everyone in the gymnasium. And
Speaker 2: did you I know you did? No? I feel because
Speaker 2: I didn't amaze anybody because we all knew the words.
Speaker 2: We all knew every single word.
Speaker 1: You know, it would be powerful to go back in
Speaker 1: time in the DeLorean that we talked about in last
Speaker 1: week's episode. And I would love to go back in
Speaker 1: time and see you just running train on girls in
Speaker 1: middle school to Yeah, like you and girls grinding out
Speaker 1: in middle school dance to Usher.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would I would love winding down grinding culture.
Speaker 2: I was so good at grinding. I was dropping it
Speaker 2: to the floor. Holy shit. I was like really like
Speaker 2: throwing my ass onto linoleum or whatever. Oh yeah, linole
Speaker 2: that was really I remember.
Speaker 1: We would do the thing where it was like we
Speaker 1: would have like a social like that's what they called it,
Speaker 1: the middle school social and at Iceland Middle School, and
Speaker 1: what they would do is they would split the gym,
Speaker 1: so you know, how those gyms.
Speaker 2: In high school gyms.
Speaker 1: Yes, they would have the ability to like make it
Speaker 1: so that it was like two rooms wall flex wall,
Speaker 1: thank you for that. And one side would be sports,
Speaker 1: so like people playing knockout in basketball, and the other
Speaker 1: side would be some of the horniest fourteen year olds
Speaker 1: in the no, not twelve year olds in the country,
Speaker 1: rubbing genitals on each other during a dance craze known
Speaker 1: as grinding, and the songs would be like literally little
Speaker 1: John screaming about like you know, like fucker nah, I
Speaker 1: mean all this culture, like yep, we all of course,
Speaker 1: we all remember the Crunk and Bee craze. Remember when
Speaker 1: Ciarro was the princess of Crunk and.
Speaker 2: Bee Crunk and Bee Sierra, Really, what do we think
Speaker 2: so happy? What do we think? What do we think
Speaker 2: about Ciara? First of all, your Ciara Sierra, the princess
Speaker 2: is here, The princess is here. Bring that back. First
Speaker 2: of all, what do I think? I think?
Speaker 1: Great talent? Great talent, great talent. I mean, like, also,
Speaker 1: she's got bops to what I love? Oh oh that
Speaker 1: one that one wait, I'm sorry, my goodies is one
Speaker 1: of the greatest time. I believe it's on the Great
Speaker 1: Global Songbook. My goodies, I think it is.
Speaker 2: I'm shocking. I think Sierra is very well represented on
Speaker 2: the Great Global Songbook. But by the way, we're coming
Speaker 2: up in four hundred. As you said, Deeth Myers, you
Speaker 2: were fabulous. Thank you. Henry Melcher, producer, segment producer, Seth
Speaker 2: Myers and Set themselves texted me, Matt was so funny.
Speaker 2: Self texted you. Seth texted me Seth and I, you know,
Speaker 2: I have to tell you, first of all, one of
Speaker 2: the best men, one of the great men, one of
Speaker 2: the great men.
Speaker 1: And actually is it next week or the week after?
Speaker 1: So I know the week after he's going to be
Speaker 1: on this cult And I will say, the vibe immaculate.
Speaker 1: Just when you go there, it's like everyone is so happy,
Speaker 1: their staff has all been there for a really long time,
Speaker 1: and just really great. And he couldn't He's a consummate host,
Speaker 1: great dude, super funny as we all know.
Speaker 2: But like it's also like just an icon. And I
Speaker 2: use this word in a way that might feel off
Speaker 2: classic classy, the classiest man. Yeah, I mean like just
Speaker 2: whatever happened to class whatever happened to fair breading manners
Speaker 2: and pure ethics. Nice, I need to get that. We
Speaker 2: need to get back on Vegas.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, so that the other thing I wanteday about Usher.
Speaker 1: The one other thing I wanted to say is these
Speaker 1: these dancers. Yeah, there was at one point a twenty
Speaker 1: foot high pole where and one of these women just
Speaker 1: with her only with her thighs, like climbed all the
Speaker 1: way two stories. It was bowen and then she dropped
Speaker 1: like the Tower of Terror and caught herself on the pole.
Speaker 2: It was I'm telling her they trained for this, where
Speaker 2: do they like practice this? Because I don't think there's
Speaker 2: a studio, a two story tall dance studio. Maybe there is.
Speaker 1: I think this is just I mean, first of all,
Speaker 1: never forget Hustlers. We all have a documentary on this,
Speaker 1: and it's Hustler starring Jennifer Lopez. But my thing was,
Speaker 1: I was just like, wherever they learned it, I'm so
Speaker 1: happy they're doing it.
Speaker 2: On the world stage. Oh yeah, and I hope we
Speaker 2: see it at the Super Bowl the Sphere. I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 2: if the Sphere had a pole that led all the
Speaker 2: way up to the top, yeah, and people could dance
Speaker 2: on it. Catch me there, Catch me there. I don't.
Speaker 2: Any time I see a photo of the Sphere, of
Speaker 2: someone at the sphere, I have to stop and go.
Speaker 2: I don't know about this.
Speaker 1: Having been there a couple of times, like hearing how
Speaker 1: excited everyone is about like everyone in Vegas is talking
Speaker 1: about the sphere, I was like, I gotta go in there,
Speaker 1: and I did not get the chance to because we
Speaker 1: had a packed schedule. I'm telling you, like, it was
Speaker 1: a first of all, I went from the airport to
Speaker 1: Usher because Delta flopped this time, missed.
Speaker 2: I think not, I don't miss anything.
Speaker 1: I just walked in like and it was like Usher's
Speaker 1: going on, so the energy was high. Then I had
Speaker 1: Bravocan like the next day, and then at Dell that night,
Speaker 1: so I didn't fit in the sphere. Also, I think
Speaker 1: it's you two right now. The second that the sphere
Speaker 1: books someone that I want to see even.
Speaker 2: A little bit, Yeah, I want to go. It seems insane,
Speaker 2: but just too insane. Yeah, I don't know. I need
Speaker 2: to be convinced.
Speaker 1: I would think that you as someone who like, what
Speaker 1: are you to say? This isn't entirely fair, but I
Speaker 1: feel like whenever there's a new advancement in technology, you're
Speaker 1: always like engaging.
Speaker 2: Not anymore. I've hit such a plateau with it. God,
Speaker 2: remember Gizmoto anyway, I was like yes, but now that
Speaker 2: we're in this web three point zero shit, like I'm like,
Speaker 2: lose my number, lose my number because AI might be coming.
Speaker 2: Well it's that. It's like, God, I had a driver,
Speaker 2: lovely driver, but he was just he was maybe the
Speaker 2: twentieth person in my life to explain blockchain to me,
Speaker 2: and I haven't had that happen. I was trying to
Speaker 2: keep up. I was like, oh yeah, ethereum uh huh.
Speaker 2: And I was like, well, what about SBF and whatever whatever,
Speaker 2: And he was just trying to explain it to me,
Speaker 2: and he was really enthused about it, and I was
Speaker 2: happy for him. I'm out, listen, take me back to Gaga.
Speaker 2: Does this fear You're out? Yeah? Yeah, I don't even know.
Speaker 2: Not even Gaga can get me to You're a total liar. No,
Speaker 2: You're like, probably, I want to start an Amish community
Speaker 2: that is two thousand and fourteen technology only. I've never
Speaker 2: met anyone less met, but I've never I have never
Speaker 2: met anyone who would do worse in an Amish community
Speaker 2: than you I'm saying, it's not an amish community. It's
Speaker 2: a community that has technology that only goes up to
Speaker 2: twenty fourteen. Okay, so what what is that? Like?
Speaker 1: What's in twenty fourteen? What was the iPhone six? We
Speaker 1: all still kind of like had our iPods around?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, it wasn't like a relic.
Speaker 1: Right right?
Speaker 2: Right? Oh my god. Anyway, quickly, we've talked about Adella
Speaker 2: in Vegas before. To talk about a.
Speaker 1: Dell was a fabulous She goes, I'm so sick, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: She then gave the most flawless vocal performance I've ever heard.
Speaker 2: She was like, my chest is on fire, and if
Speaker 2: I even speak, I'm gonna die. But I'm emotional. I'm
Speaker 2: something emotional. It's emotional for me because I want to
Speaker 2: do the last show. I've got shit voice tonight.
Speaker 1: And she's going off about how sick she is, and
Speaker 1: she goes, I'm gonna be turning the mic around, so
Speaker 1: y'all have to sing for me almost the whole show.
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, right.
Speaker 1: She turns out the most stunning vocal, maybe even better
Speaker 1: than last time. Wow, it was amazing, And then the
Speaker 1: Bravo kan of it all I've never been so starstruck.
Speaker 2: It must have been like everywhere he turned, it was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, you you you. It was truly surreal.
Speaker 1: Like I think I was more nervous at Bravo Con
Speaker 1: than I was when we've been to like the Emmys
Speaker 1: and the Critics' Choice Awards, like because turning around and
Speaker 1: seeing like Kristen Stewart is one thing.
Speaker 2: Turning around and seeing like.
Speaker 1: I went up to Dorrit to oh my god, tell me,
Speaker 1: I was with three Retrainey. First she goes because Garcel
Speaker 1: comes in. Garcel was giving well, I was too scared.
Speaker 1: Garcel was giving top dog energy Like Garcel came in,
Speaker 1: went to a corner and was like surrounded by people.
Speaker 1: Her son was there, and she had like a whole
Speaker 1: thing and she was sitting down talking to someone and
Speaker 1: I was like, I am not going to interrupt her,
Speaker 1: even though we've met a couple of times. She's been
Speaker 1: on this podcast, Like I had a whole in with
Speaker 1: her because I was there with Rory, who was in
Speaker 1: I can't say what show, but Garcella was in a
Speaker 1: show with Ree, and I had a whole opening where
Speaker 1: I was like this is Ree likeda da da yea,
Speaker 1: and Marie was like, can we please go over and
Speaker 1: say her to Garcila And I was like, I have
Speaker 1: to tell you something and actually too intimidated.
Speaker 2: So now you understand my timidness around the house. I yes,
Speaker 2: like I've always been too scared to go up to Meredith,
Speaker 2: even though we've been in the same space several times.
Speaker 2: I saw Whitney at Chucked, she walked past me. I
Speaker 2: was too sky I was with Sudie say Hi. I
Speaker 2: was like, no way, even if it's Whitney and Whitney
Speaker 2: Rosa shucked would have been the only vibe for me.
Speaker 2: Rina said hiding against Meanny Todd and yeah, I was.
Speaker 2: She initiated and then it was a lovely interaction and
Speaker 2: I actually stand Lisa Rena.
Speaker 1: No, I'm and you have to Standley Serena like she
Speaker 1: Sveronica Mars yes, and I'm on record as Alsarena Stan.
Speaker 1: But it was really surreal because like you're walking around
Speaker 1: and like you're seeing all these like characters that are
Speaker 1: also soap characters, but it's like because they are real,
Speaker 1: they're walking around doing it. So it's like being at
Speaker 1: disney World and watching Mickey come in.
Speaker 2: But Mickey never takes off the hood. You know what
Speaker 2: I'm saying. Well, it's not just Mickey, It's it's Goofy,
Speaker 2: Donald Pluto, it was Daisy, Yes, it's everybody walking around
Speaker 2: being like hey people.
Speaker 1: I was too scared to go up to garcel Alexia
Speaker 1: and Marisol could not do it.
Speaker 2: Wow, I did.
Speaker 1: Giselle Bryant did come in the room and I turned
Speaker 1: to Rya and I said, we have to go.
Speaker 2: I was like, I can't. What are you afraid of?
Speaker 2: What are she gonna do? Fucking be an appropriate and
Speaker 2: like abuse, traumatize her children in front of you. No
Speaker 2: fucking loser, No hate her? Okay, Bowen is Bowen's thing
Speaker 2: with Giselle? Am I wrong? Or am I wrong? Her thing?
Speaker 2: Everyone's like, Gazelle is so funny. Why do you hate her?
Speaker 2: She's never told a joke in her life, She's never
Speaker 2: said a funny thing. She's just drawn out her words.
Speaker 2: And then I did it with a little flourish. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna push back on you about this.
Speaker 1: I think one of the one of the positive things
Speaker 1: about Gizelle is I think that at least she gives
Speaker 1: punch to I, kind of like Karen didn't give you
Speaker 1: punch and says the funniest shit you've ever heard. I mean,
Speaker 1: we are, of course team Karen, but like I would
Speaker 1: say that, so we'll get into Potomac. But I just
Speaker 1: wanted to wrap it up by saying I met like
Speaker 1: Lisa Barlow, who was a legend. Yes, Whitney, I loved
Speaker 1: hanging out. Picture with Lisa was huge. I saw John Barlow,
Speaker 1: who's six ' nine and way hot in person.
Speaker 2: Justin Rose was asome in person, which I don't think
Speaker 2: comes across on sucked as well. Very oh.
Speaker 1: I saw Jackie Goldschneider was It's always great to see her.
Speaker 1: Jackie's love love Jackie, She's adorable. I saw Melissa Gorga
Speaker 1: and Rachel Fuda and their husbands.
Speaker 2: They were going off for the casino. I saw them
Speaker 2: right after a Dell. Actually, your old friend, my pals.
Speaker 1: My favorite person that I met, Shannon Strubs Badour, huge
Speaker 1: fan of I love that for you. She came up
Speaker 1: and was so nice. She was like, I just want
Speaker 1: to say, I'm such a huge fan of I love
Speaker 1: that for you. You know, I used to sell stuff
Speaker 1: on QVC and I was like, you know, you're one
Speaker 1: of Molly's favorites. She goes, I run into her every
Speaker 1: now and then, and I'm always so starstruck when I
Speaker 1: see her. I was like, well she is starstruck around you,
Speaker 1: Shannon storms badour and Shannon goes, I just like love
Speaker 1: how much you're on watching It Happens Live. And I
Speaker 1: just think I'm such a fan. And she was so nice.
Speaker 1: And I felt so bad because the last time I
Speaker 1: was on watch It Happens Live, No, I said, Shan,
Speaker 1: I didn't say mentally and well, I said, Shannon.
Speaker 2: Is not well, I'm sorry I take it yet.
Speaker 1: And I looked at her and I said, you look amazing,
Speaker 1: and she goes, well, it's the Dui diet ooh, And
Speaker 1: I went crosssied and I was like, I'm so happy.
Speaker 1: You need to be doing better. She goes, I am
Speaker 1: doing a lot better.
Speaker 2: So this is the thing. It's like, this is the
Speaker 2: air these women breathe, which is people knowing about the
Speaker 2: darkest details of their personal lives. Yeah, And so I
Speaker 2: couldn't help, but wonder, like, does Shannon storms the door?
Speaker 2: Is she like used to this by now, like used
Speaker 2: to people being like, how are you dealing?
Speaker 1: I think it's been long enough because she understands, so
Speaker 1: they all get that. It's a good, bad and ugly moment.
Speaker 2: Sure, and when she sees you on TV going she's unwell,
Speaker 2: I imagine that she kind of she sees that, she
Speaker 2: nods and goes, yeah.
Speaker 1: I think she probably was watching that season and was
Speaker 1: clearly she's she was not well right, but now it's
Speaker 1: like she's doing so much better. And I was like,
Speaker 1: you're so lovely, and she goes, I really am nice,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I amtore you. Tamarra was a
Speaker 1: lot of fun. She was really being Tamra okay. I
Speaker 1: was like, you are a ten out of ten. And
Speaker 1: then I did the Rony panel and it was so
Speaker 1: much fun. All those women are great. I didn't even
Speaker 1: need to be won over by them, but SiO on
Speaker 1: you over. I liked her a lot, and I also
Speaker 1: get the sense that they all like each other a lot.
Speaker 1: Like the vibes were really good and I was really
Speaker 1: happy to not moderate a panel that had like an
Speaker 1: actual lot of drama because almost every other panel.
Speaker 2: Was like, like Robin Dixon got.
Speaker 1: Boo she got booed, and that was like a boat
Speaker 1: And can I say something about the booi.
Speaker 2: That's not I don't think we need to boo, and like,
Speaker 2: have you ever have you ever booed in your life? Never? Never?
Speaker 2: It's actually such a low, classless fucking.
Speaker 1: Because here's the deal, Like even Robin, who I've had
Speaker 1: fun dragging on the show, I.
Speaker 2: Don't hate her. I would never Boogeizelle. Here's the thing.
Speaker 1: It's like, I take major issue with the way that
Speaker 1: they've treated Wendy in Candae and just the way.
Speaker 2: That they are on the show.
Speaker 1: But even if I were to turn around and see
Speaker 1: Robin Dixon, I wouldn't want her to think like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's Matt Rogers, who quote unquote hates me. It's like
Speaker 1: I watched the show. They get it when we'll get
Speaker 1: into Potoma.
Speaker 2: Because there's a lot to say, but.
Speaker 1: Like it was very clear to me a how positive
Speaker 1: the Bravo con atmosphere was. Especially it was really like
Speaker 1: these people were so excited to see all these women
Speaker 1: and the other Bravo people. But it didn't feel like
Speaker 1: a bad vibe, which I think sometimes online the social
Speaker 1: media around the show, and I feel like bad vibes
Speaker 1: and I don't want to contribute to bad vibes. Anymore,
Speaker 1: especially after having been around them, because it really was
Speaker 1: a positive atmosphere. Set continue to have fun dragging them
Speaker 1: in fun ways, but like my thing going forward is
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna check myself when it feels like I'm
Speaker 1: being a little too much.
Speaker 2: Oh that's nice. That being said, that's interesting because I
Speaker 2: feel like some dispatches from the ground were that, like
Speaker 2: the vibe is a little like wrestling. It's a little
Speaker 2: bit like wwee like for sure, chepping out like arms raised,
Speaker 2: like oh, you know, like that kind of thing. It
Speaker 2: gives that a little bit, which is no knock on
Speaker 2: wrestling culture, but like that feels weird. It makes sense
Speaker 2: that in a live, exteporaneous setting, yeah, that that happens,
Speaker 2: but it is like a little bizarre. It was good.
Speaker 2: People were interesting, people responding to like what basically is
Speaker 2: like a reunion on stage with an audience. Yes, like
Speaker 2: that is like a little disorienting.
Speaker 1: And that's why I'm like really happy I had a
Speaker 1: cast that was all like liking each other. Jenna Allions
Speaker 1: wasn't there right, which was unfortunate, but I will say
Speaker 1: having been there on stage and I know they really
Speaker 1: want her to come back and I hope she comes
Speaker 1: back to she is not essential to the success of
Speaker 1: that show. No, not essential, like anyone being like, oh,
Speaker 1: Jenna Allions is the show like m I think she's
Speaker 1: a great part of the show, but you don't need
Speaker 1: her for the show's definitely.
Speaker 2: I think a diet proader or something did like a
Speaker 2: whole feature on her, like how she like changed reality TV,
Speaker 2: And I'm like, I want to be like, oh, certainly not. No,
Speaker 2: she didn't. No, no, like to stop talking about her, Like,
Speaker 2: where was this about Tiffany Pollard? You?
Speaker 1: By the way, we should just say, I guess Tiffany
Speaker 1: Pollard got voted out of the House.
Speaker 2: Of Villas, evicted.
Speaker 1: She's been evicted from the House of Villains, but not
Speaker 1: before glowing into Omrosa.
Speaker 2: Many Galt Newman, Stalworth whatever.
Speaker 1: We can't really repeat what she said, but just go
Speaker 1: online and see.
Speaker 2: I mean, what's better knowing that you're not in the White.
Speaker 1: I just want to say that you are a fucking
Speaker 1: guzzling Republican and I sleep better at night knowing that
Speaker 1: you are not in the White House. I mean, and
Speaker 1: please bleep out everything that whole thing.
Speaker 2: It's it's Omerosa. It's like woman has to be able
Speaker 2: to receive this kind of poison, and I think she did.
Speaker 1: She was just like, can you see, ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 1: this is why we're avicting And I was just like, wow, Wow,
Speaker 1: thank God, like that that show, which I haven't watched.
Speaker 2: I have to capitalized on having both of them there,
Speaker 2: I know. I mean that is like, yeah, I mean,
Speaker 2: what a major moment to have Omerosa in New York
Speaker 2: in the same space I fell off Survivor. But people
Speaker 2: at work were talking about this, but I hear the
Speaker 2: characters are really like coming into their own but it
Speaker 2: is still I think the theme this season was dweebs
Speaker 2: a beach, dwaves on a beach. Yeah, there's such dweebs.
Speaker 1: I will say a lot of people have been reaching
Speaker 1: out to say, hey, actually we thought the season wasn't
Speaker 1: gonna give, and it did end up it's.
Speaker 2: Now like I hear, I hear, it's crystallizing and it's giving.
Speaker 2: Someone at work is saying that this is her first
Speaker 2: season and she loves it, and she goes, it's really
Speaker 2: interesting and she's like, now that she's caught up, she's
Speaker 2: like going back and dipping into I gave her your syllabus.
Speaker 2: But she goes, it's really interesting to watch this season
Speaker 2: knowing that these are all dweebs, that they're not playing
Speaker 2: none of them are playing the game well, because now
Speaker 2: I'm seeing what not to do first. Yeah, and then
Speaker 2: she was like, I mean the mistake of going back
Speaker 2: to watch Heres and Villains and it's a little over
Speaker 2: my head because I'm like, they're all the games. Bravo
Speaker 2: is too sophisticated on heroes and villains, and I'm missing
Speaker 2: like the nuance. And I think it's interesting that she
Speaker 2: is watching this season first, watching people who are actively
Speaker 2: bad right at this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, whenever I'm suggesting people watch the show, I try
Speaker 1: to start them in a place where like either there's
Speaker 1: a good mix of gameplay, like yet people that are
Speaker 1: bad and people that are really good. Which is why
Speaker 1: I would never say watch an All Stars season first, because,
Speaker 1: like I'm saying, heroes versus Villains, if that's your first
Speaker 1: Survivor season, that's like going to Bravocon and having never
Speaker 1: seen how it's just a bunch of characters like being Tim.
Speaker 1: Then like all of a sudden, there's like so much
Speaker 1: crazy gameplay going on, and like you just wouldn't get why.
Speaker 2: It's it's cool that.
Speaker 1: Carverty whips out two immunity idols and saves people, right
Speaker 1: if you didn't know, yes, but yeah, I mean so
Speaker 1: I'll get into it, maybe even today on the plane,
Speaker 1: Oh Survivor.
Speaker 2: But they're ninety minutes episodes. Yeah, that's too long, that's
Speaker 2: am out. That's what got me off of I had
Speaker 2: a brief thing with the Bachelor Bachelorettes years ago, and
Speaker 2: now with Golden Bachelor, they're just like I think most
Speaker 2: of them are like an hour. Yeah, but there was
Speaker 2: that time in Bachelor Nation where it was like two
Speaker 2: hour episodes and it was like, how did you all
Speaker 2: do this?
Speaker 1: I watched the Rachel Lindsay season, which, by the way,
Speaker 1: Rachel was a yes, there she was there, she was
Speaker 1: doing the Potomac panel, and I was like, that is
Speaker 1: not a position I would ever want to be in
Speaker 1: because they're always just so tense rotten around that cast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what did you think of the first episode? There
Speaker 2: was too much Robin And I texted you and our friends.
Speaker 2: I was like, we're in for a frustrating season if
Speaker 2: we're going to focus and it seems like we from
Speaker 2: the trailer we are focused on Robin a lot of it,
Speaker 2: and like, I'm not even necessarily excited for whatever moment
Speaker 2: she like breaks down in that van and she goes,
Speaker 2: do you know time, but she goes sobbing on the street.
Speaker 2: I just think this is a woman who for years
Speaker 2: has like no actual sense of herself and it's really
Speaker 2: tough to watch, Like she doesn't know who she is,
Speaker 2: and like, watching this episode is really tough, especially at
Speaker 2: the end when she talks to Giselle and Ashley and
Speaker 2: Therese and her whole thing is like apathy is literally
Speaker 2: I don't care like car She drops a full octave
Speaker 2: mid syllable in her tagline this season. The taglines this
Speaker 2: season really rough except for canvases, and the rest of
Speaker 2: them don't make any sense, especially Karen's I'm sorry, I
Speaker 2: love we love Karen Karen. But Robin's like she's fully
Speaker 2: referencing a lizo lyric from like six years ago. I'm like,
Speaker 2: and then I realized, and I told you enjoyed this.
Speaker 2: I was like, I used to love all of these women. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and now.
Speaker 1: Because it's early, I am not already likeugh, like I
Speaker 1: get where you're at. But my thing is like I actually,
Speaker 1: in that last long scene where Gizelle, Cherisse, and Ashley
Speaker 1: are confronting Robin about like whether or not she's okay
Speaker 1: and the want of it all, et cetera, I actually
Speaker 1: felt I was team Robin in that scene because I
Speaker 1: was just like, she's telling you what her truth is,
Speaker 1: which is that if her husband has cheated on her,
Speaker 1: she doesn't care. She wants it to work. So that's
Speaker 1: the reality that you have to accept. And Gizelle kept
Speaker 1: pushing it to the point where Robin was like, doese,
Speaker 1: what do you have many to do? Gizelle like five
Speaker 1: flight of wors? Is that what you want? She goes, no,
Speaker 1: I want you to be happy. I'm like, yeah, you
Speaker 1: think she'd be happier if she wasn't with him, So
Speaker 1: what are you saying? You want this her marriage to
Speaker 1: be over? And She's like, I'm checking in with you,
Speaker 1: I'm checking in with you. I'm like not really, I
Speaker 1: mean like you're saying like it's a fuck one moment, like.
Speaker 2: One is the reason you're unhappy? Da da da da.
Speaker 1: And I kind of got Robin in that scene because
Speaker 1: it's like, this woman is exhausted, she's getting played by him,
Speaker 1: or if she's not then it's too exhausting to explain.
Speaker 1: And when she said that her joy had been stolen,
Speaker 1: that was a bummer for me. I was like, uh,
Speaker 1: you know, like I'm still in the position of I'm
Speaker 1: trying yet again at the top of the season to
Speaker 1: go with an open mind and we'll see if they
Speaker 1: fuck it up.
Speaker 2: I'm just watching for Wendy and Candice and Karen, and
Speaker 2: I'm curious about Meka.
Speaker 1: I'm already allergic to Mecca because I don't like this.
Speaker 1: She said that Wendy's mother just does voodoo.
Speaker 2: I mean, but that's like that is a big I
Speaker 2: just can admire a big swing like that when you're
Speaker 2: coming in fresh.
Speaker 1: The tailor, being like Wendy being like my mother worship
Speaker 1: our Lord and say here Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2: And then Mecha goes during the day. At night she
Speaker 2: brings the booda. She brings them.
Speaker 1: She says something like, you know, like it was I'm
Speaker 1: excited for I guess that. But I'm not gonna be
Speaker 1: pro Neka because don't come for Wendy.
Speaker 2: It's don't come for Wendy. But I with the robin
Speaker 2: of it all, her saying that her joy haden stolen
Speaker 2: is a bummer, but she's still misattributing it to like
Speaker 2: the discourse around the marriage and not want I think
Speaker 2: that's what Gizelle was like taking issh with. I agree
Speaker 2: that Gizelle was pushing in a way that is, like
Speaker 2: Gizelle inappropriate. I have had it with inappropriate people in
Speaker 2: general and all in all sectors. You know what I'm
Speaker 2: talking about, Some people especially, there's one person online who
Speaker 2: has become the poster person for inappropriateness. Oh oh oh,
Speaker 2: I did bleep.
Speaker 1: That bleep that please but but yeah, I mean it's
Speaker 1: all too fucking it's all too fucking much.
Speaker 2: It's certainly gone to Okay. So when I watched this
Speaker 2: premiere and I compared to the Miami we were cheering, hooping, hollering.
Speaker 2: You literally said when we were watching the Miami premiere,
Speaker 2: a triumph And this is my thing, like I need
Speaker 2: to feel something powerful when it comes to a Housewives franchise. Now,
Speaker 2: Salt Lake is delivering that, Miami is delivering that. Beverly
Speaker 2: Hills is yet too. But I have hope it'll happen.
Speaker 2: It'll happen. I'm sure Potomac will, But like Miami I
Speaker 2: was so happy to see all of these women. I
Speaker 2: was overjoyed. We cheered when Andreanna came out, we cheered
Speaker 2: when Marisol came on. I'm so happy to hear that
Speaker 2: Gurdy is cancer free as of amazing news. Like the
Speaker 2: vibes are good, the vibes are frivolous. I mean it is.
Speaker 2: That is melodrama. Gurdy sweeping in front of Larsa and
Speaker 2: this premiere go like I'm gonna need you. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: need you. It's like, I'm gonna need you. This is amazing.
Speaker 2: It was like this because it's so truthful and yet
Speaker 2: it's so big. Celestian was saying this about Myami, I Celester,
Speaker 2: Sarah Sherman. They go the women on Miami dress sexy
Speaker 2: just for themselves. Yeah, that's a really you know what
Speaker 2: I mean, not even like a lander Potomac or Beverly Hill. Well, no,
Speaker 2: Beverly Hills, maybe Beverly Hills. It's about glamour and the lads.
Speaker 2: It's yeah, it's about stunting Miami. It's like, because it's
Speaker 2: Miami culture, they just want to look hot. There's a
Speaker 2: lot of personal style. Yes, that's something I think is
Speaker 2: really fun. Personal and functional, like they're in a hot city,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I did go up to Lisa hawks scene and I said, Lisa,
Speaker 1: I love you.
Speaker 2: She literally turns over her shoulder. Thanks. That's a I
Speaker 2: love that she paid me sort of does it was great?
Speaker 2: I love wow. And I'm trying. She was. She was
Speaker 2: too busy face too, she was. She was talking to Jodie.
Speaker 2: She was there. She was the most shoulderless man in
Speaker 2: the universe. He has no shoulders, but he's a lot
Speaker 2: of heart. And oh, I'm so happy for them both. No,
Speaker 2: he seems like a great guy. I'm just saying, like
Speaker 2: the silhouette is jarring at first, and I'm still thinking
Speaker 2: about but he seems lovely. I bet he's swinging.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, for sure, swinging, slang is swinging, sling
Speaker 1: in all those things.
Speaker 2: My girl has a flight to catch. I got a
Speaker 2: flight to catch. So I'm wondering, is there anything that
Speaker 2: we really need to discuss. The album's out.
Speaker 1: Well, thank you for saying that my album is out.
Speaker 1: Thank you all for streaming it. One of my songs
Speaker 1: is doing really well. Three of your songs are doing
Speaker 1: really A few of them are doing really well. But
Speaker 1: one of them got put on a special Christmas playlist,
Speaker 1: a couple of them, and they made me the face
Speaker 1: of the playlist.
Speaker 2: But my song called I Don't.
Speaker 1: Need It to Be Christmas at All, which was the
Speaker 1: one that we put on the album as the last track,
Speaker 1: just because it was like more earnest in general, and
Speaker 1: like we just wanted to have fun with it. It's
Speaker 1: doing great, but I'm so happy with the way everyone's
Speaker 1: been receiving the album.
Speaker 2: Phenomenal. You sound so good at the production of me
Speaker 2: Rock featuring. People love that track, I think, and I'm
Speaker 2: using the mic that I used to record that don't
Speaker 2: do this. I was eating up my vowels Towards the end,
Speaker 2: everyone stood up with your performance. I'm listening to it.
Speaker 2: I go, you can't hear the last syllable I say
Speaker 2: in every line, And that's my fault. It's not your fault.
Speaker 2: I'm not true.
Speaker 1: Well, I'll have it, and don't be looking. Don't be
Speaker 1: telling me that you don't think things are sound correct
Speaker 1: on my album.
Speaker 2: I'm talking about just me.
Speaker 1: No, I'm part of my album. You're a featured artist.
Speaker 1: You win a Grammy too, Is that true? No, I
Speaker 1: don't think I'm saying to you that I think that
Speaker 1: there will be a chance for me to redeem myself.
Speaker 2: Girl maybe uh down live performance, live performance?
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you everyone, And I will say I mean
Speaker 1: Ultrafest this weekend on Saturday. I'm going to be in
Speaker 1: London the thirteenth to the eighteenth, and then the tour
Speaker 1: took us are still on stale on stale. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: getting to the point where, like my brain is a
Speaker 1: little soupy soupy.
Speaker 2: You need to just put on an episode of what
Speaker 2: did you say you're gonna watch on that? I guess
Speaker 2: Survivor or you know what I wish you could watch
Speaker 2: on a plane is Naked Attraction. Oh that would be
Speaker 2: so great. I finally started watching, like random Traction, I
Speaker 2: haven't thought about that in such a long time. No,
Speaker 2: it's a fun show. I think it's making its way
Speaker 2: stateside in a big way. I think people are really like,
Speaker 2: like everyone at work is like Nicke Attraction, Nick Attraction.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, it's like really in the air. Who's
Speaker 2: hosting this week? Shealmy yes, Power Vibe so far great? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Has he come through before? Yeah? Yes, yeah he had
Speaker 2: a great show. And we're excited. He seems like he
Speaker 2: would do a good job. Oh yeah, solid host Celeste
Speaker 2: put on the clip we were in the office of
Speaker 2: Timothy and Sirsha and Little Women in like Timothy confessing
Speaker 2: his life. Just such a good scene. And I was like, damn,
Speaker 2: I don't pay attention to this scene. But they're both
Speaker 2: so I missed Sirsha. She's coming back, but I feel
Speaker 2: like she's been gone for a minute. Wait, isn't there
Speaker 2: a social movie that's like coming out?
Speaker 1: She has been taking a little bit of a breakaway.
Speaker 1: But then again, the industry is the industry is the industry.
Speaker 1: But wow, that seems amazing.
Speaker 2: Timothy. I'm like, oh yeah, like he's a damn star.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a damn star for sure. I think we
Speaker 1: can say that's a rural culture number eight.
Speaker 2: Timothy is a damn star in that movie especially, But
Speaker 2: and like in his general esthetic, he is like the
Speaker 2: most gorgeous lesbian you've ever seen. Yeah, beautiful lesbian, especially
Speaker 2: in that Little Women's scene, the puffy sleeves, that vast
Speaker 2: I'm like, this is so beautiful. He's slender like Jody.
Speaker 2: He's slender like No, but Timothy has shoulders Jody is
Speaker 2: the letter I what's the hotness vibe in person with Shallame?
Speaker 2: Can I be honest? Like and this is purely personal? Yeah,
Speaker 2: not my thing, not my thing either, but but I celebrate,
Speaker 2: but like Venus is a boy fucking Caravaggio man, I'm sorry, boy,
Speaker 2: Caravagio boy, Caravagio boy.
Speaker 1: Title of that title of that, Timothy, You'll never guess.
Speaker 1: Caravaggio Boy might be one of our best titles.
Speaker 2: Okay, let me show you. I'm gonna google image search
Speaker 2: like he's this, He's the boy with fruit you know
Speaker 2: what I mean? If you google the words boy with
Speaker 2: the basket of fruit, Caravaggio, You're gonna find Timothy Shallamy.
Speaker 1: Caravagio Boy is Timothy Shaman were in the basket of
Speaker 1: fruit vibes? He should play him in the film. He
Speaker 1: should with girl with a pearl leerring Boy with the
Speaker 1: Basket of fruits.
Speaker 2: Let's write it. We I don't think would do a
Speaker 2: good job writing. I think actually we would. Girl.
Speaker 1: Oh, I just realized my I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: and I think it might be a retreat. But I
Speaker 1: have to say this again. Should we go right into it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Okay? Or do you not have one this week?
Speaker 2: I kind of have when it's a little petty, but yeah,
Speaker 2: it's a little petty. Well, yeah that's you know, I
Speaker 2: think I know what you're about to do. Well, this
Speaker 2: is I don't think so honey, And it's really a moment,
Speaker 2: which by the way, Jennifer Hudson, oh, I didn't even
Speaker 2: talk about that. I didn't really do one. But but
Speaker 2: you guys did a joint. I don't think we did
Speaker 2: a joint. I don't think so honey. That was majorly
Speaker 2: and you're right, maybe it's time to like just call it.
Speaker 2: Can I quickly tell my story about meeting Jennifer Adson,
Speaker 2: so because I went to say hi to you, and
Speaker 2: your makeup ship gotten there and gone there yet.
Speaker 1: So I go in and I meet her, and I'm
Speaker 1: of course gushing over her, and you know, I even
Speaker 1: went up to her and I sang, well, I don't
Speaker 1: like and she goes and I was like, I'm so
Speaker 1: happy you did it back, but we did this, I
Speaker 1: don't think, so, honey, and my I don't think so honey,
Speaker 1: was I don't think so many people saying it's too
Speaker 1: early for Christmas, like Christmas is here, It started at that.
Speaker 1: So she turns to me and she goes, you have
Speaker 1: a Christmas album and I said yes, and she goes,
Speaker 1: that's amazing. She goes, I want to do a Christmas album.
Speaker 1: I was like, you have to, oh my god, and
Speaker 1: then she said yeah, but I have a problem.
Speaker 2: I was like what. She goes, I don't know if
Speaker 2: it's going to be red and green Christmas or white Christmas.
Speaker 2: And I said that is actually so important. I said,
Speaker 2: what do you mean. She goes, well, if it's red
Speaker 2: and green Christmas, you have to sing certain types of songs. Wow.
Speaker 2: And if it's a white Christmas, well that's when you
Speaker 2: have to sing Silent Night. And I was like, you
Speaker 2: think that there's a difference. She goes, oh yeah.
Speaker 1: Then she goes, and there's also many other different kinds
Speaker 1: of Christmas. And I said, did you see Carrie Underwood's
Speaker 1: Christmas Special?
Speaker 2: She said no.
Speaker 1: I said, well, she wore a blue dress, and Jennifer
Speaker 1: Hudson said that's what I'm saying. So I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't know if this is like a synesthesia or
Speaker 1: something where she colors with certain songs.
Speaker 2: But she was like, I don't know if it's gonna
Speaker 2: be read in green Christmas or white Christmas. It's not
Speaker 2: maybe it's not full synesthesia, but the fact that this purse,
Speaker 2: this amazing musician vocalist is thinking in terms of color
Speaker 2: is so beautiful to me.
Speaker 1: And then I was like, are you gonna do a
Speaker 1: Holy Night? She goes, I mean, I guess I have
Speaker 1: to do. It's white Christmas. And so she goes, well,
Speaker 1: you know, not enough people do silent Night. And I
Speaker 1: was like, you think, bro, she that's not true.
Speaker 2: I was like, I don't know. She goes, look it up,
Speaker 2: no one does silent night.
Speaker 1: I was like, well, you have to do silent night,
Speaker 1: and I said to her, I was like, you should
Speaker 1: just not do a Holy Night because everyone expects it
Speaker 1: from you. She goes, okay, and then she's leaving and
Speaker 1: she goes, why Christmas. It was perfect.
Speaker 2: This could not have gone any better. It was amazing.
Speaker 1: She was so nice, and then she goes during that
Speaker 1: I don't think, so, honey, I'm gonna have to try
Speaker 1: to keep up with you, but I don't know if
Speaker 1: I can because you're fierce.
Speaker 2: She called you fear, and I was like, jea Louise
Speaker 2: from Saint Louis called you fear Saint Louise you. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, this is one of your this is one
Speaker 2: of your people.
Speaker 1: So my great meanings so far of my life. This
Speaker 1: is I don't know how it keeps happening like this.
Speaker 1: But I also met Gail King yesterday.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Wait, the vibe is immaculate. Yeah, Gail King.
Speaker 2: She came right in the dressing room. She said, you know,
Speaker 2: I thought that was very funny. And here's the part
Speaker 2: of the interview I liked the most. And she said,
Speaker 2: like one part of the interview. And I was like, well,
Speaker 2: thank you, Gail. And she was just very nice.
Speaker 1: And she did that power move too, where like she
Speaker 1: left the room without saying goodbye. She sort it was
Speaker 1: just like I'm leaving you on this and then.
Speaker 2: She went away like it was nice to me you.
Speaker 2: She goes pleasure her. I'm not making this about me,
Speaker 2: but next time you see her. I know, I thought
Speaker 2: about this, telling her that you guys are both fifties. Well,
Speaker 2: that we held onto each other during all two well
Speaker 2: during all two well ten minute version, singing every word,
Speaker 2: and then Ryan Reynolds turns next to I've told the
Speaker 2: story too many times, Ryan, how were you guys. The
Speaker 2: song's been out for less than twenty four hours. How
Speaker 2: do you guys know all the words? So Gail King
Speaker 2: was actually off book? Yes, wow, you like we both
Speaker 2: think you charre my dad self effacing dad. Do you
Speaker 2: think that by the transit of property of this means
Speaker 2: that Oprah? Perhaps? I think Oprah definitely respects the Oprah
Speaker 2: Taylor interview is like coming, Yeah, where is that that's
Speaker 2: gonna be on the pipe unless tree Paint is like, no,
Speaker 2: we're not even talking to Oh. I mean Taylor is like,
Speaker 2: there's no reason for her to do Oprah.
Speaker 1: She's just not But also she's not one of those
Speaker 1: celebrities that like doesn't do interviews. She doesn't do him
Speaker 1: that much. Like I realized Taylor was on SETH to
Speaker 1: promote I think it was Red she released. She did
Speaker 1: SETH and Jimmy and SNL the same week for Red.
Speaker 1: They said she's in the building.
Speaker 2: Well, they said, she's doing the Triple Crown Society America
Speaker 2: and the World World.
Speaker 1: Wow, whah, all right, I have and I don't think
Speaker 1: so Honey to do You're gonna understand that I've been
Speaker 1: flying a lot, but I actually think I might have
Speaker 1: done this one before, but I actually don't care because
Speaker 1: I really need to say my truth about this and
Speaker 1: I need people's behaviors change.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is Matt Rogers. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 2: His time starts now.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. When you watch a violent, graphic,
Speaker 1: scary movie on the plane, oh, because I have to
Speaker 1: then see it when I am diagonally behind you, but diagonally,
Speaker 1: I have no choice but to watch what you watch.
Speaker 1: And the person in front of me was watching the
Speaker 1: latest Scream movie and I was just catching out of
Speaker 1: my eye the gore watching not for nothing, but because
Speaker 1: I do think she survives. Courtney Cox gets stabbed, watching
Speaker 1: people get ripped apart by truly ghost face. And I'm
Speaker 1: sitting there and now I'm in a state of anxiety,
Speaker 1: in an already an You're on your way to New York,
Speaker 1: where this film takes place, and I'm thinking, well, if
Speaker 1: I go on the subway, what's gonna go down?
Speaker 2: If I go to the bodega.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, like, you have to be considerate about
Speaker 1: people that you are sitting around when it comes to
Speaker 1: the contact or watching. I would love for you guys
Speaker 1: to watch some gorgeous little rom com I can see
Speaker 1: over your shoulder, not this, and.
Speaker 2: That's one minute. I just it really put me in
Speaker 2: a state of anxiety. Girl, I'm so sorry, and I
Speaker 2: can't think of a more stressful scenario for you, my sister.
Speaker 2: I also was I'm saying, you know how to distract yourself.
Speaker 2: I was trying to distract myself, and also this was
Speaker 2: another distracting thing. I wonder if I should just say
Speaker 2: who it was. But I sat on the.
Speaker 1: Plane next to a person of notes, an a list star.
Speaker 1: I was excited in Vegas to New York, Vegas to
Speaker 1: New York. I was like, Oh, I'm gonna have this
Speaker 1: seat empty for me ya. Then I realized like the
Speaker 1: seat wasn't filled because this person wasn't going to board
Speaker 1: with everyone else. So I was already like on one
Speaker 1: because we were literally like sitting next I'm going to
Speaker 1: tell you who it was, and we're gonna bleep this out.
Speaker 2: Oh see.
Speaker 1: That reaction is also why I was like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: because I was like, let's just say it's an eccentric
Speaker 1: and I was like, it's someone who we've actually dragged
Speaker 1: on this pod before, Oscar Winner. But but basically like
Speaker 1: I was like sitting next to them, and well, one
Speaker 1: thing happened was I sneezed and this person, of course
Speaker 1: went gazunta, fuck ah, that's vile.
Speaker 2: And I was just like, thank you.
Speaker 1: And then we made eye contact and he registered that
Speaker 1: I knew who he was, and he goes, how you doing,
Speaker 1: and I was like, and I.
Speaker 2: Turned around and looked out the window. Would never never
Speaker 2: looked back, y'all.
Speaker 1: Though not spilling the team. Are you ready to do
Speaker 1: your I don't think so, honey, I am. And readers,
Speaker 1: let me know if I have done that one before.
Speaker 1: But I know you feel me all right, bow and yang,
Speaker 1: this is d I don't think so, honey. Your time
Speaker 1: starts now.
Speaker 2: I don't think so, honey. Calling a noise complaint on
Speaker 2: my housewarming party, girl, We were keeping it at a
Speaker 2: reasonable decibel level. The room was twenty people tops, not
Speaker 2: even twenty, and it was a Saturday night. Yeah that's
Speaker 2: and like, I'm sorry, I'm hearing the people upstairs with
Speaker 2: their four little kids stopping around screaming at all hours,
Speaker 2: and I don't make a fucking peep. Buying church mouse
Speaker 2: over here three hundred and sixty four days out of
Speaker 2: the year. I'm gonna throw a party once every other year.
Speaker 2: Perhaps I'm not a birthday person. This is a very
Speaker 2: singular thing, and I don't think we as a society
Speaker 2: have to structure our lives around families and couples. It's
Speaker 2: the thing of No, I'm not gonna trade you seats
Speaker 2: on the plane so that you guys can sit together,
Speaker 2: because you should have just bought your tickets together. Don't
Speaker 2: bank on people on single people worping distorting their lives
Speaker 2: around people with families. And that's one minute. I'm sick
Speaker 2: of it. I'm actually sick of it. Yeah, I completely understand.
Speaker 2: Do you have an idea of who it was? I don't.
Speaker 2: I ran it to a couple of my neighbors in
Speaker 2: the hallway the day of. I said, just letting you know,
Speaker 2: I'm having a little get together. It's not gonna be
Speaker 2: too bad, but if it is, let me know, like
Speaker 2: knock on my door. So I gave them that up
Speaker 2: to directly come to me and be like, hey, can
Speaker 2: you keep it down? No problem. If that happens, I
Speaker 2: go sure, But if you're gonna be a fucking tattle
Speaker 2: and call down stairs like the doorman is the one
Speaker 2: doorman was the one who's like, mister Bowen, we've received
Speaker 2: some complaints and I said, okay, some complaints or a
Speaker 2: complaint that is so said some And I think that
Speaker 2: was his way of softening it so that it wasn't
Speaker 2: like I don't want him to like seek out who
Speaker 2: like it could have been one, it could have been two, whatever,
Speaker 2: got it. I'm just saying, like, if it's the people upstairs,
Speaker 2: you guys like what I like to stand down when
Speaker 2: you have his little feet. Speaking of couples and like units,
Speaker 2: I love that you are cohabitating with other people. I
Speaker 2: really love that. I just think that I've lived next
Speaker 2: to across from the loudest, most toxic hetero couples who
Speaker 2: get into the most insane arguments, screaming matches. I don't.
Speaker 2: I have never once been like, can you guys keep it? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: they bring their people for fucking the games on Sunday. Yep,
Speaker 2: I just turn on my white noise machine if I
Speaker 2: need to go to bed Saturday night. Is you can't
Speaker 2: say anything. You can't. It's Saturday night is not for
Speaker 2: fucking squares like those people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would say, go figure it out and also
Speaker 1: like not for nothing, but like it's New York. Right,
Speaker 1: it's called a white noise machine.
Speaker 2: It's New York. It's New York. I actually promise you,
Speaker 2: my sister and readers Case publicist finalists, I was being
Speaker 2: quite reasonable. I don't think that there's.
Speaker 1: Party listen as someone who has lived above someone who
Speaker 1: had a problem when I simply just literally walked across
Speaker 1: my apartment. When these people just are the kinds of
Speaker 1: people who are sensitive to it and will make a
Speaker 1: big fuss about it. This is what I'm gonna say
Speaker 1: to you. Don't be surprised if it happens again. And
Speaker 1: maybe you're not cut out for this fucking city. Gotta go,
Speaker 1: gotta go. I have a place where you can go.
Speaker 2: The swamp, the swamp, rural town Trek. Yeah, hey, Shrek,
Speaker 2: go back to the swamp. Du Locks not for you, Shrek,
Speaker 2: get out of du Locks at the perfect time. Pro
Speaker 2: far Quad. I love city people, love lit Goal, Yeah,
Speaker 2: love lith Gow. He ate down in that film, and
Speaker 2: I was pro the village of Shrek were always slay
Speaker 2: lit Gal. Jennifer Saunders, being very godmother holding out for
Speaker 2: a hero was pussing boots a villain pussing boots was
Speaker 2: or was she just kind of mischievous enemies to love her? Yeah,
Speaker 2: please tell.
Speaker 1: Your lovers and friends which happened at Usher that r
Speaker 1: John and ludik Am I did it again.
Speaker 2: Anyway. That might be my neighbors just now hearing me
Speaker 2: go off, But I don't know think it was them.
Speaker 2: They seem nice. I think it's the people upstairs who
Speaker 2: it really is, like a seven person family. And I'm
Speaker 2: going which was their choice, because they don't punish me
Speaker 2: for being a single man who was able to I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: but like I shouldn't be punished for getting this apartment.
Speaker 2: Oh you said that, and'll first of all single handedly
Speaker 2: if you think I did it all alone, if you
Speaker 2: think it is that, because there's no one below you right, No,
Speaker 2: that's just a store. So it's definitely And I think
Speaker 2: I'm never hearing any noise from downstairs in any apartment
Speaker 2: that I've been in, I've never heard downstairs noise. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because correct me if I'm wrong, But like the noise
Speaker 2: doesn't travel up. I don't even I don't know. I
Speaker 2: can't even begin to get into this. I'm more of
Speaker 2: a caravagrio boy. Just I want to be a boy.
Speaker 2: That's not really how I look. I think it's kind
Speaker 2: of giving this. See like this boy is doing Caravaggio.
Speaker 2: That's kind of Matt Rogers. I thought that was Benny Drama.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Benny Drama is Caravagio. Happy birthday to him,
Speaker 2: Happy birthday to him. And also, wow, I can't believe
Speaker 2: I've gotten this long. This is Bowen Yang's birthday week.
Speaker 2: Oh stop, you know me, I'm not birthday Jesus here,
Speaker 2: someone will betray me. Welcome to it, you think so. No,
Speaker 2: I'm just kidding. Name the top three people whom I
Speaker 2: portray you this year. Lord michaels Ang WoT him. Jared
Speaker 2: Frieder He's not going to betray you. He's so sick
Speaker 2: this week. What happened? I don't know. He got some
Speaker 2: sort of stomach flu. I hope not for my party.
Speaker 2: I hope not from your party either. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Cola Scola came by and held court until like four
Speaker 2: in the morning, after daylight savings. So it was five ay, Oh,
Speaker 2: that's why you gotta annoy his complain. No, we were
Speaker 2: winding it down. It went till five. Well, it was
Speaker 2: just me Cole, Josh Whittaker, and Tom Knight. It was
Speaker 2: just like the five of us, just Kiki and Kcaye
Speaker 2: and laughing Cole. I want to out them so bad
Speaker 2: for they want to post something in response to all
Speaker 2: the news that I think is actually genius, but they
Speaker 2: will never do Wait. Maybe now here's the thing. They
Speaker 2: are an ocean of secrets, they are, and I don't
Speaker 2: want to blow U through spot, but god they we
Speaker 2: were crying, laughing because and I said, Cole, this could
Speaker 2: heal the world and resolve this conflict in a real way,
Speaker 2: and they go, no, I'm not going to do it.
Speaker 1: All.
Speaker 2: If you see cold, Cole has the answers, Cole has
Speaker 2: maybe the funniest, the only funny thing that could possibly
Speaker 2: come out of this situation. And even if they don't
Speaker 2: post it, follow them on. So this has been an
Speaker 2: episode that was necessary, essential, and more. Thank you for
Speaker 2: your recap of Bravo con of Seth Myers, of your
Speaker 2: album release. Everybody, enjoy the Morning Show finale that's out
Speaker 2: right now. Wow, so much going on and we will
Speaker 2: stream the record, stream the record. Okay, let's end the
Speaker 2: song I'm so caught up, cut up normal? What it
Speaker 2: is I'm sot up, cut up. There was a clip
Speaker 2: of him going up to Kenya Moore in the audience
Speaker 2: and I thought they were gonna kiss that would I
Speaker 2: would pay money to see that, big money, Vegas money.
Speaker 2: May all your tips. Bye, sure bye bye Hey everybody.
Speaker 2: This is Matt and my album Have You Heard of Christmas?
Speaker 2: Is out now.
Speaker 1: Stream it wherever you stream things, and and also pre
Speaker 1: order the vinyl at www dot Matt rogersoficial dot com,
Speaker 1: where there's tons of merch and also tickets for my tour.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be.
Speaker 1: In London November thirteenth to eighteenth at the Soho Theater.
Speaker 2: Please come see me.
Speaker 1: And then I start in Philly on December first, and
Speaker 1: I'm all over in North America until December twenty third.
Speaker 2: All right, thanks