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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that was a little disappointed after

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Speaker 1: he hosted a fur coat convention called furry con Oh no,

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Speaker 1: but weirdly, nobody who showed up was wearing coats.

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Speaker 2: What were they wearing? Yeah? Alright, it was at capacity, though,

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Speaker 2: so let's just call it a success.

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Speaker 3: Packed in there together for.

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Speaker 1: Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news stories

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Speaker 1: around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've

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Speaker 1: got a laser because other stinky minkys just don't. This

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Speaker 1: first laser story is out of Louisiana. Two men, a

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Speaker 1: nineteen year old and an eighteen year old were caught

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Speaker 1: attempting to smuggle two hundred thousand dollars worth of contraband

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Speaker 1: into a federal prison who using a cannon?

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Speaker 4: My god, what's going to be totally sneaky that nobody's

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Speaker 4: gonna hear?

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Speaker 2: Ever, did you get a super long fused eighteen ninety?

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Speaker 4: Is it a drone?

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Speaker 3: Like a normal?

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Speaker 1: Two geniuses planned to shoot one hundred and twelve thousand

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Speaker 1: dollars worth of tobacco and ninety thousand dollars worth of

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Speaker 1: meth over a security fence and onto the prison grounds.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, just one problem.

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Speaker 1: The cannon they acquired was old and was found outside

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Speaker 1: of an antique store.

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Speaker 2: Can making a lot cans.

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Speaker 3: They bought it from an antique store or story.

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Speaker 1: That's amazing they bought it. So they're read onlines like

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Speaker 1: a civil war. They're looking up how do you fire

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Speaker 1: this thing? And they attempted a few practice runs out

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Speaker 1: in the woods using large fruits. Large fruits. Yeah, most

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Speaker 1: of the time it didn't work, but these guys thought,

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Speaker 1: if they put enough gunpowder.

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Speaker 2: In, it'll absolutely make it over that far.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's where I got.

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Speaker 1: So on the day of the plan they got to

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Speaker 1: their launching points, they.

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Speaker 3: Didn't stop them that it didn't work.

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Speaker 2: They're just like more gunpowder.

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Speaker 1: They stuffed that thing with so much myth and other drugs,

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Speaker 1: and then they lit the fuse and that's when the

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Speaker 1: cannon just blew up into pieces.

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Speaker 3: Actual damaged.

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Speaker 1: I don't think any of that survived. And the boom

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Speaker 1: was so loud it did get the prison's attention. The

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Speaker 1: guards came out and apprehended the two idiots.

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Speaker 3: Couldn't claim that they made a sparkler bomb or anything.

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Speaker 2: They both got arrested. Yeah, that's what you get for

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Speaker 2: trying to help your friends.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this next laser story is out of the future

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Speaker 1: of New Friends. There are rumors about this, and now

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Speaker 1: it's official. Alexa is about to get a whole lot

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Speaker 1: smarter because Amazon announced they're rolling out a new version

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Speaker 1: called Alexa Plus to a handful of users in March.

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Speaker 1: It's supposed to be more like an actual assistant.

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Speaker 3: So because right now Alexa is really dumb.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, her, her comprehension isn't great. But listen to the

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Speaker 1: new and improved Alexa. Alexa, how many books have I

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Speaker 1: read this year?

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Speaker 3: Let's see, you've knocked out three.

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Speaker 1: So far, so how many more to hit my goal?

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Speaker 3: Seventeen? It's still early, but maybe steer clear of ulysses

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Speaker 3: and the brother's.

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Speaker 4: Car them up Up, Heads up, Landy Wilson tickets just

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Speaker 4: drop no Way Way four tickets fund section February twenty eighth.

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Speaker 3: Want me to grab them? Do your thing? Yeah, I

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Speaker 3: stay away from me. I didn't like her.

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Speaker 2: Why it's too realistic.

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Speaker 4: Yes, it's like, don't tell me what I can and

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Speaker 4: can't read, Alexa. Keep your opinions to yourself, Okay, I

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Speaker 4: don't want to spend all that money on a stupid answer.

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Speaker 2: She's trying to help you.

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Speaker 3: She's not. I like how she tried to Max Lingo.

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Speaker 2: I am imagine a young kid going.

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Speaker 3: Like sup, She's like, you got some rizsod morning.

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Speaker 1: She's trying to fit into modern society, like you heard.

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Speaker 1: They say that she can snag you concert tickets once

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Speaker 1: they hit ticket Master. She can make your dinner reservations,

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Speaker 1: order your groceries, book an uber, text people, even browse

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Speaker 1: the Internet and complete tasks.

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Speaker 3: Wow, I'm sure none of that's gonna go wrong.

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Speaker 1: One example that they gave was getting an appliance fixed

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Speaker 1: in your house. She can actually find you the repair place,

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Speaker 1: set up the appointment, and add it on to your

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Speaker 1: calendar all by herself. If she.

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Speaker 3: Gives you the cheapest plumber or whatever, that'd be awesome.

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Speaker 4: Jose's going to get so many random things to his

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Speaker 4: house by delivery people for girlfriends.

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Speaker 2: The new Alexa can also remember.

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Speaker 3: Things for you, no thank you.

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Speaker 1: Like with Brooke reminding her every hour, Hey, just two

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Speaker 1: hundred and seventy one days till your in laws are

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Speaker 1: coming over for Thanksgiving?

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Speaker 3: Well canceling Alexa.

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Speaker 1: Oh you don't even have Alexa Plus I don't want it.

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Speaker 2: Pre canceled all right.

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Speaker 1: Amazon says it feels less like interacting with tech and

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Speaker 1: more like in with a fun, insightful friend.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, which would be like a real assist.

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Speaker 1: Prime members would get it for free. Everyone else is

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Speaker 1: gonna have to pay twenty bucks a month and this

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Speaker 1: should happen next month.

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Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, honestly canceled my Amazon account.

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Speaker 2: Don't be had because Alexa plus sounds cooler.

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Speaker 1: This next Lazer story is out of Fast Food Central.

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Speaker 1: When you think of your dream wedding destination, you might

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Speaker 1: think romantic beach mountain side chalet, or how about a

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Speaker 1: Las Vegas Taco Bell. Yeah, yeah, they're so good Vegas. Yes,

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Speaker 1: it's called that story.

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Speaker 2: Want to get married just because of this opportunity.

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Speaker 1: I feel like she already has her wedding on the books.

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Speaker 1: There because you can actually make it a reality. Thanks

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Speaker 1: to the Run for the Borders, chains new deal for

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Speaker 1: couples who want to celebrate their burning love in Vegas.

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Speaker 1: So the company announced their new wedding package comes complete

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Speaker 1: with an Elvis impersonator, Vegas showgirls, and.

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Speaker 2: Of course, tacos.

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Speaker 1: The whole events set to take place at the famous

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Speaker 1: Taco Bell Cantina on the strip. Couples will be allowed

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Speaker 1: up to twenty five guests, and catering is taken care

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Speaker 1: of with with a Taco twelve pack and a Cinnabon

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Speaker 1: Delights cake. Plus, of course it's Vegas, so alcohol will

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Speaker 1: also be served. Yeah, that actually so fun.

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Speaker 4: I mean it's the one time Alexis wants to be

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Speaker 4: a bridesmaid this year.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Well, there's also more, because the bride will walk down

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Speaker 1: the aisle with a bouquet made of signature Mild and

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Speaker 1: Hoss sauce packets.

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Speaker 3: It actually looks kind of cute.

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Speaker 2: She was like, wait, what is that?

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Speaker 1: And the newlyweds will be fitted with wedding swag that

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Speaker 1: includes a hot sauce packet, garter, and a fire sauce

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Speaker 1: bow tie. And when they leave, you can throw the

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Speaker 1: cooked rice at that.

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Speaker 3: That good ideas, Okay, it's helping him out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and I've never seen Alexis so excited about a

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Speaker 1: wedding anything.

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Speaker 2: How much is this going to set you back?

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Speaker 1: The entire package can be purchased for just seven hundred

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Speaker 1: and seventy seven dollars. That's really good, lucky sevens seven

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Speaker 1: seven seven, And it's going to be available year round

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Speaker 1: for any newly engaged couples who are interested.

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Speaker 3: That's pretty We.

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Speaker 1: Should do a whole party in Vegas and the winner

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Speaker 1: gets to marry one of us. That would be really

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Speaker 1: the Taco Bell Alexa plus pre rs VP to Alexis

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Speaker 1: at Taco Bell Vegas.

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Speaker 2: Wedding for me. Thank you.

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Speaker 3: Maybe in ten years, but at a hop.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of saucy weddings, Oh no, you did. Rumor has

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Speaker 1: it this guy is going on two years with this

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Speaker 1: lovely white kid.

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Speaker 2: Wow, I know she's already wearing white.

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Speaker 1: So maybe they should book that little Taco Bell chapel

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Speaker 1: in Vegas.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we will.

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Speaker 1: And that sound means Laser Stories has come to an

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Speaker 1: end for the day. We'll do it again, same time

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Speaker 1: on Monday

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Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.