Speaker 1: Guess who just got back today. They're Brooklyn Bus that
Speaker 1: had been away. They both have so much to see.
Speaker 1: You know, their names are brilliant.
Speaker 2: Scaring the Boys rags guess episode two sixty eight. It's
Speaker 2: the Brooklyn Boys podcast. We're playing that song more than
Speaker 2: ever since. You take more vacations than ever. Shut up,
Speaker 2: I take the same amount of vacations every morning show, now,
Speaker 2: everybody in the morning show, for every year. Now, you know, people,
Speaker 2: I'm sick of people. Shut their shut your It's not true.
Speaker 2: You admit shut your pole. You admitted last episode. Everyone
Speaker 2: heard it. You now have two more weeks vacation than
Speaker 2: you had all the years on years ago. Brody, we've
Speaker 2: been doing this twenty eight it we've been doing this
Speaker 2: twenty eight years. Hold on, yeah, all right, and twenty
Speaker 2: eight years. Hold on twenty eight years. And every once
Speaker 2: in a while you accrue another week of vacation. What
Speaker 2: I'm saying is that we've always taken the last week
Speaker 2: of August off. This should be no surprises to anybody
Speaker 2: that the last week of August we weren't here. We
Speaker 2: didn't give you an episode last week.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 2: I was just pointing out, we're playing the Boys are
Speaker 2: back in town song more than we usually write, but
Speaker 2: we're not doing it at this point of the year.
Speaker 2: It's the same amount of times, right, But if you
Speaker 2: don't listen to the well wait, I'm saying wait, till
Speaker 2: the course of twenty twenty three, we haven't given we
Speaker 2: have we haven't gotten there yet though the audience doesn't know.
Speaker 2: The audience doesn't know that we've only told everyone last week.
Speaker 2: What I'm saying is, but you admit it. If you
Speaker 2: compare January to August to January to August, it's been
Speaker 2: the same amount of weeks, the same amount of times
Speaker 2: you heard that song. Now it was an extra time.
Speaker 2: Now we skipped a week. There will be bad, there
Speaker 2: will be there will be some surprises next month. What
Speaker 2: a random week in October we're going on vacation because
Speaker 2: we never had that before. But we will be going
Speaker 2: on vacation, and I don't know what to do with
Speaker 2: that week, to be quite honest, I need to find someone.
Speaker 2: Once you've worked all of September, you're exhausted at that point, Brody,
Speaker 2: we're adding a week work a whole month. Of course,
Speaker 2: you need a vacation. It's a whole month. It's an
Speaker 2: extra week that we're getting. I'm not looking at gift
Speaker 2: to us in the mouth. No, and it's not like
Speaker 2: it's during the big rating season. I'm saying this, Okay,
Speaker 2: you could make funnel you want. After twenty eight years
Speaker 2: of doing this, I've earned it and I'm not gonna
Speaker 2: feel bad about taking it. I'm not. I refuse, Brody.
Speaker 2: I just came off of a week and this is
Speaker 2: not a bragging moment. I just got back from the
Speaker 2: trip of a lifetime. I checked off so many items
Speaker 2: on my bucket list. Proty, you'll laugh at me, feel
Speaker 2: free to laugh, but I'll tell you this, dude, We're
Speaker 2: not getting any younger, So you know, why shouldn't I
Speaker 2: take what's given to me and travel the world. I
Speaker 2: need to do this credible trip. I'll mention. I'll mention
Speaker 2: the sponsor for the morning show. It's not a sponsor here,
Speaker 2: so it's fine. Norwegian Cruise Line. You went on the
Speaker 2: new ship Viva. Yeah, I got a chance to preview it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we went on the We went on the Prima, which
Speaker 2: was the first in class class. This is the second one.
Speaker 2: So when we went on the special trip last year,
Speaker 2: we went to Iceland and Amsterdam and wherever where else
Speaker 2: we went. So this is the this year's trip. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it looked incredible. Well thanks, you know, but listen, I
Speaker 2: never ever thought that I was gonna go see these
Speaker 2: beautiful waterfalls in Split Croatia, or sit on the Game
Speaker 2: of Thrones thrown, or go to a Slovenia and go
Speaker 2: hang out in a cave. Like I literally felt like
Speaker 2: I was on a Disney ride where they take you
Speaker 2: on this train on a railroad track into a cake
Speaker 2: a mine car. It looked like a yeah, fifteen minutes
Speaker 2: and you're fifteen minutes in and it's like forty degrees
Speaker 2: in there, and then they drop your waf and you
Speaker 2: you're hiking. Broly, I hiked through a cave for an hour.
Speaker 2: There's no footage of you hiking. All that footage you
Speaker 2: put up on social media, there's no hiking footage. Well
Speaker 2: trust me. For ninety minutes, I was deep inside this
Speaker 2: cave and it was dripping hiking. It was for a
Speaker 2: good hour of the good alilation. Scary. Hiked for like
Speaker 2: three minutes, but it felt like an hour. No, and
Speaker 2: I was going up steep hills. Well, I mean we
Speaker 2: were I mean it was paved and ways they were paved,
Speaker 2: and there were handrails because they were made for tourists. Okay,
Speaker 2: I felt like it was on a disney ride. The
Speaker 2: water was real, but it was dripping from the celi
Speaker 2: You waited three hours to get on it. No, well
Speaker 2: that's the disney ride. Yeah, that's true. Well, anyway, I
Speaker 2: got to see these caves and it was I felt
Speaker 2: like I almost cried like twice, you know. Then I
Speaker 2: went hiking. Yeah. Yeah, I was out of breath, you know,
Speaker 2: you know, to see these caves, to see these waterfalls,
Speaker 2: these naturally occurring things, like I have a new found incredible,
Speaker 2: a new found appreciation. Yeah, okay, you went to Italy. Well,
Speaker 2: my boy from Brooklyn went to Italy. That to my
Speaker 2: next point, Permo Sicily. I got to see where my
Speaker 2: great grandparents were born. Like, well, I didn't go to
Speaker 2: the town, but I got to see that. I was.
Speaker 2: I saw the water that they used to go to
Speaker 2: at the beach. No, I went to Syracusa. I went
Speaker 2: to the town of Tara Mecus, Big Orange, Taramina, Taramina, Italy. TJ.
Speaker 2: Our old friend TJ. Taramina even better. You know it's
Speaker 2: in Taramina is the White Lotus Hotel. The White Lotus,
Speaker 2: I know that, and Mount said Taramina on the show
Speaker 2: all the time. Mount Edna, I will say this though,
Speaker 2: very big disappointment you, Mount Etna. They don't want any
Speaker 2: tourists at that hotel. You could tell that the people
Speaker 2: at the it's a four seasons hotel. By the way,
Speaker 2: that's where they filmed The White Lotus. That is the
Speaker 2: exterior shots. The first season. They put up a fortress
Speaker 2: around that place. They put up all they you can't
Speaker 2: get near it because there's so many tourists trying to
Speaker 2: penetrate that there's no there's no shot. Yeah, pat right,
Speaker 2: there's no No one's getting near it. It was almost
Speaker 2: like get out of here, we don't want you. So
Speaker 2: you could see it from afar and you could take
Speaker 2: pictures of it. I feel like people got in, but
Speaker 2: you didn't. And now you're trying to make it like
Speaker 2: nobody gets in. You could admit you got you got
Speaker 2: stopped by the red velvet ropes. I got stopped. And
Speaker 2: and also well, I got to say regarding the Game
Speaker 2: of Thrones, I really thought that I was gonna sit
Speaker 2: on the actual Game of Thrones thrown, but it's a
Speaker 2: replica that was in a souvenir shop. But man, oh man,
Speaker 2: they're not gonna have the real throne is sitting around
Speaker 2: for people to sit on it. The way she's the
Speaker 2: tour guide made it sound that I thought we were
Speaker 2: going to the real one. But if you want to
Speaker 2: sit on the real one, you have to be a
Speaker 2: character on the show. No one expected or wanted to
Speaker 2: sit on the throne. Right awful finale. That whole area
Speaker 2: of Croatia they film Game of Thrones all over there,
Speaker 2: so they have a whole Game of Thrones tours. But
Speaker 2: back to Italy for a second. So I ate my
Speaker 2: way through Italy. I went, I'm half Sicilian and half Neapolitan?
Speaker 2: Are we say Nomaladan? The two pizzas Naples and Sicily?
Speaker 2: Did you have Sicilian pizza in Sicily? You know something
Speaker 2: Brody doesn't doesn't exist, doesn't. So first of all, in
Speaker 2: Naples Napoli, obviously we're the birthplace of pizza. Naples the
Speaker 2: birthplace of pizza. They claim, they claim they invented pizza.
Speaker 2: They have They do a lot of round, thin crust pizzas,
Speaker 2: so it looks like the ones that we know. But
Speaker 2: it's smaller and more like a personal pie and you
Speaker 2: know whatever. And the pizza was amazing there. However, when
Speaker 2: you went to Sicily, they had similar pizza and I'm like,
Speaker 2: where's the square? Like huh, I'm like, I don't know.
Speaker 2: We called Sicilian pizza in America. The Sicilian is the square?
Speaker 2: Where is it you? They don't have it there? How
Speaker 2: is that possible? Now? Granted that Sicilian immigrants may have
Speaker 2: made it in America, and I get it, but it
Speaker 2: seems like they should have it now. They should like
Speaker 2: retro have it, like, oh, we don't have it, but
Speaker 2: it's popular in America, we should start serving it here.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: What they did have though, was the Sicilian rice ball,
Speaker 2: which is the meat and cheese with sauce, meat and
Speaker 2: peas rather with inside the rice rice ball. Yeah right.
Speaker 2: So that one had pinelli, which is like fried chick peas.
Speaker 2: It's a flattened sandwich, is very wet. I don't like that.
Speaker 2: I do. And they had a lot of pastries. Now
Speaker 2: cis anymore. They don't I ate them all. And Annapolis
Speaker 2: they're also known for the Sria Dell. That's the crusty,
Speaker 2: the crusty pastry Figioletti, foige, little whatever. And in Venice
Speaker 2: they have this obsession with Christini. They take a piece
Speaker 2: of Italian and they throw mortadell and pistachio cream on it,
Speaker 2: or you could. They have like twenty different kinds of
Speaker 2: Christini and you say ooh, and they're like a dollar
Speaker 2: fifty or a one to fifty euro whatever, and you
Speaker 2: just go numb because we want to try all of them,
Speaker 2: the tomato paste one, the one with tagli, the cheese
Speaker 2: and whatever. So yeah, I was the tail. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: don't know, whatever the hell? Yeah, but did they spot
Speaker 2: you as a fake Italian right away? Oh? God, yeah,
Speaker 2: they saw me coming a mile away. They also accuse me,
Speaker 2: old friend, call you Anthony all the time deliberately. No,
Speaker 2: they accused me of changing my last name because it's
Speaker 2: a Sicilian last name. And they're like, wait a second,
Speaker 2: they're like, who accused you? They did the tour guide.
Speaker 2: She goes, wait a second, your name is scary, so
Speaker 2: I said, yeah, she goes, it's actually Shia today it
Speaker 2: should be Shiah, and like they they really did a
Speaker 2: number on your ancestors. When they came to Ellis Island
Speaker 2: and they said, we're gonna Americanize, you bastards. And that's
Speaker 2: what they did. They to my great grandmother and great grandfather.
Speaker 2: You know. Yeah, but they didn't change the spelling. They
Speaker 2: didn't put it apparently, Yeah, but they they they changed
Speaker 2: the pronunciation. You can't change pronunciation once you get off
Speaker 2: the island. You go, fam call it what you want.
Speaker 5: Not that.
Speaker 2: When my grandparents came over, they changed the spellings of
Speaker 2: our names. They did. Yes, so like one of my grandparents,
Speaker 2: he and his brother, think no, My great grandfather and
Speaker 2: his brother came through Ellis Island, right, They went on
Speaker 2: two different lines. On the long lines. They got split up. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 2: one of them went through and they kept his name
Speaker 2: the way it was, and the other one went through
Speaker 2: and they took an E out of his name. The
Speaker 2: two brothers families don't have the same name because they
Speaker 2: took an e out. I guess legally they could have
Speaker 2: put the e backs you one hundred years later, but
Speaker 2: they didn't. I heard they were fucking with everybody back
Speaker 2: then as they were coming through Ellis Island. Of course,
Speaker 2: Statue Liberty. It's like the freshman in high school. But
Speaker 2: they pretty much made a snap judgment as you're walking through,
Speaker 2: They're like, Okay, from here on out, this is how
Speaker 2: you spell and pronounce your name. Okay, go and then that.
Speaker 2: Then that's how it took. But once you hit the streets,
Speaker 2: no one's going to remember that. Well it took in
Speaker 2: my family, I should have been it should be Jones.
Speaker 2: I don't reclaim your name. I'm not gonna Well, look
Speaker 2: at India. They're trying to reclaim you see what the
Speaker 2: country of India is trying to do now. They want
Speaker 2: to go back to Barrat that they want to change
Speaker 2: the country name from India to the Barat. In fact
Speaker 2: that I didn't realize this, but Mumbai. We used to
Speaker 2: be Bombay b O N b A Y. But they
Speaker 2: already did that. They said we want to be Mumbai
Speaker 2: because that's what we originally were. So if you google,
Speaker 2: if you write Bombay Sapphire, right, so it's Mumbai. By
Speaker 2: the way, I thought they were too Persia. You know
Speaker 2: what country Persia is? Now what I ran? Oh, well
Speaker 2: they make great rugs. You got to say. Well, all
Speaker 2: I can say is this the the Bombay Mumbai thing. Right,
Speaker 2: So India wants to go back to Barat. They want
Speaker 2: to change the name. So am I supposed to reclaim
Speaker 2: what I was supposed to be back then? Like you know, like,
Speaker 2: just what is that? It's a foolish. Well I'll give you.
Speaker 2: I'll give you an example. Okay. I had a teacher
Speaker 2: in junior high school. We went to the same high school.
Speaker 2: You may have had him. Also. His name was Panagos.
Speaker 2: I had him, Yes, p A n A g O s. Yeah.
Speaker 2: His father pronounced the name when he came before he
Speaker 2: came to America as panagas their Greek. But he changed
Speaker 2: his name to Panagos pronunciation to sound more American. But
Speaker 2: then his son, who I'm friends with and was an
Speaker 2: intern for us at the radio station, is now in
Speaker 2: my fantasy football league. He pronounces it panagas out of
Speaker 2: respect for his grandfather and the tradition, so his name
Speaker 2: is pronounced differently than his own father. So what I'm
Speaker 2: trying to say is, who's to say? You could? You
Speaker 2: could make a rule going forward that's how you want
Speaker 2: to be known, and then that's it. That's the correct.
Speaker 2: Of course. There's a guy on the Mets. His name
Speaker 2: is Tyler. His parents spelled his name t y l
Speaker 2: o R. Because his brother's name was Trevor t R
Speaker 2: E V O R, so like oh, Trevor and Tyler.
Speaker 2: But he decided he wants to have his name pronounced Tylor.
Speaker 2: His parents are like, but your name is Tyler. He's like, no,
Speaker 2: I'm Tyler now. So he's just running with it. He's
Speaker 2: just running. I went to school with a kid. His
Speaker 2: name was oh, uh, Harold. His name is Harold. He
Speaker 2: decided his name was going to be H period, so
Speaker 2: everybody called him H. That said. He's like, no, you
Speaker 2: call me H. Be a trend set. Yeah, you could
Speaker 2: just start over and erase it. No, and just change
Speaker 2: the script, flip the script going forward. I guess I
Speaker 2: could do that, so I could be ship at Jones. Shithead,
Speaker 2: shithead Jones. You're a shithead and scary anyway. So I
Speaker 2: just just to wrap up my ch I don't want
Speaker 2: to bore everybody with that. Yeah, you're fucking savage today. Man,
Speaker 2: maybe you should I'm tired. You should have gotten on vacation.
Speaker 2: You should have taken what you should have taken a vacation.
Speaker 2: I should have taken a vacation from my year long vacation.
Speaker 2: I had a drive to pick up my daughter at
Speaker 2: college today. So that she could come back to New
Speaker 2: York to see David Kushner in concert. She's obsessed with
Speaker 2: David Kushner the singer, even though she saw him like
Speaker 2: two months ago. So I went. I drove to her school,
Speaker 2: and it took me an hour and a half longer
Speaker 2: than it should have because of traffic. Then I had
Speaker 2: to drive back to Manhattan, which took about forty five
Speaker 2: minutes longer than it should have because of traffic. Slive
Speaker 2: it on the road all day and she's like, Oh,
Speaker 2: you're not driving me back to school tonight. I'm like, no,
Speaker 2: you take the train. I'm exhausted. So I'm a little
Speaker 2: like I'm on edge when I'm tired, I'm on edge,
Speaker 2: That's okay. And when I'm on edge, I get snappy
Speaker 2: and on edge as well. I'm tired. I did something
Speaker 2: today that I don't think I've ever done in my
Speaker 2: entire career. And Howard, Yeah, how'd you guess waited two
Speaker 2: hours and forty five minutes for a picture with a
Speaker 2: celebrity that was at another radio station. Knowing So okay,
Speaker 2: let's let's say that I used to used to wait
Speaker 2: like two hours, like get the rock station down the hall,
Speaker 2: What was the celebrity and what was the longest you've waited?
Speaker 2: Think about it, because we okay for the listeners, just
Speaker 2: to set this up behind the scenes. Normally they would
Speaker 2: come into the morning show, they do the interview and
Speaker 2: there's some pictures that we could take and but a
Speaker 2: lot of times when they pre record stuff later in
Speaker 2: the day, the morning shift is over. So if you
Speaker 2: really want to meet that celebrity, you got to hang around.
Speaker 2: And so you've done that because a lot of your
Speaker 2: favorites are at the rock station, which, well, i'll give
Speaker 2: you I'll give you one a little little better, Okay.
Speaker 2: Sometimes they would record interviews at night. Oh like they'll say, oh,
Speaker 2: this rock person's coming in, and I would come back
Speaker 2: to the radio station at seven, eight o'clock at night.
Speaker 2: That's different. That's different. I'm talking about. No, I've waited, Yes,
Speaker 2: I've waited. So on the longest you've waited and for
Speaker 2: who was it? Who? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Two?
Speaker 2: Five? Think about it? Six hours? I waited. I think
Speaker 2: I waited six hours to meet Peter Chris, the drummer
Speaker 2: from Kiss Shut Up. You waited at the station on
Speaker 2: like four o'clock in the afternoon with Ken Dash out
Speaker 2: on Q so from the time I should and it
Speaker 2: was over at ten am. At ten am, I waited
Speaker 2: till like three thirty four o'clock. Wow. Wow, I kept busy.
Speaker 2: I did work. I've never waited. I've never waited ever
Speaker 2: for anyone. Today I did today. I waited two hours
Speaker 2: and forty five minutes to get a picture with Cardi
Speaker 2: B because she was over at the Breakfast club with
Speaker 2: Djnvy and Charlemagne. So I pretty much me and Gandhi
Speaker 2: stuck around and I'm like, I guess we're in this together,
Speaker 2: Gandhi and I. Gandhi was like, should we stay? I
Speaker 2: don't know. I will say this. If I was by myself,
Speaker 2: I wouldn't have stayed at all. I would have left.
Speaker 2: But the fact that I had gone to Gandhi for staying,
Speaker 2: then Gandhi is for support. We stayed and I didn't
Speaker 2: get home till like close to two o'clock. But I'm like,
Speaker 2: she had interviews to do. She was doing a lot
Speaker 2: of stuff. It was was it a photo factory stand
Speaker 2: next to her. She was hilarious. Oh good, she's hilarious.
Speaker 2: She was making jokes in the hallway. She is she
Speaker 2: is exactly who she is on social media, you know,
Speaker 2: making jokes all the way. She's a new song I
Speaker 2: would make in the stallion. So so I'm like, you
Speaker 2: know what, I kind of want a picture with her.
Speaker 2: I don't have one, so, you know, so I figured, uh,
Speaker 2: you know, let's uh let me take that picture. So
Speaker 2: so we waited and waited, and now I'm dead, tired,
Speaker 2: I don't know, and I'm not sorry I did it.
Speaker 2: Speaking of dead though and tired and pictures, oh, I'll hear.
Speaker 2: You have been known to post pictures of dead celebrities
Speaker 2: when they die. Okay, this time I was shamed out
Speaker 2: of doing so. If we're talking about Steve Harwell, the
Speaker 2: lead singer of smash Mouth. From smash Mouth, you didn't
Speaker 2: post that picture, Yeah, did not post it. I have
Speaker 2: a solo with him, and I have a picture with
Speaker 2: you and me and him. Yeah, and it's a great picture.
Speaker 2: Didn't feel like I needed to post it because he's
Speaker 2: not big enough to get credit. Not true. We went
Speaker 2: on the air on Monday morning or Tuesday morning after
Speaker 2: Labor Day, and we they were shaming. They were pre
Speaker 2: shaming me for posting. They're like, oh, he's scary he's
Speaker 2: gonna post to Steve harwell picture here it comes. And
Speaker 2: I'm like, look, I said, first of all, if I
Speaker 2: really wanted to do that, I would have done it
Speaker 2: already because it's the two days have passed. But that's
Speaker 2: neither here nor there. I said, I'm not doing it
Speaker 2: because the first of all, the moment has passed. Secondly,
Speaker 2: all you guys do is shame me for for posting
Speaker 2: these pictures anyway. You know what I'm saying. Like I said,
Speaker 2: you guys, it's not a big deal to do that,
Speaker 2: and like all that is is a look at me,
Speaker 2: me me moment, and you're not honoring them. That's just
Speaker 2: a moment for you to jump jump up and say,
Speaker 2: look I knew this person when you really didn't, when
Speaker 2: you knew them for like five seconds when you took
Speaker 2: the picture and you moved on. And Scottie b raised
Speaker 2: a great point and he came to my defense and
Speaker 2: he said, well, if that's the case when a celebrity
Speaker 2: dies and a radio station starts playing their music or
Speaker 2: an old interview from them, isn't that the same thing?
Speaker 2: And he's right, it's pretty much doing the same thing.
Speaker 2: It's not because when an artist, a painter dies or
Speaker 2: a performer. As soon as a singer dies, their music skyrockets.
Speaker 2: The record sales go up because people start thinking about
Speaker 2: them more and they're like reminiscing about them. Okay, oh
Speaker 2: I love his music. No one needs to reminisce about
Speaker 2: you standing next to Steve Harwell, yeah, but now looks
Speaker 2: but me playing up the picture is get ship before
Speaker 2: I get ship. I have posted pictures with some celebrities
Speaker 2: that have passed. I was about to call your ass
Speaker 2: out on hold on, hold on, but I do it
Speaker 2: the ones I've done, like Bob Saggot. I did it
Speaker 2: not to point out that I met Bob Saggott. I
Speaker 2: did it as a as a chance to talk about
Speaker 2: when I did meet him, what a gracious, wonderful, funny
Speaker 2: man he was that I got to experience a little
Speaker 2: bit of it. Huh. But there's lots of gallery on
Speaker 2: my Facebook. Sorry, I have a Facebook Kazoo type album
Speaker 2: of like we've met Like I've met like thirty dead
Speaker 2: people after that, you know, before they died on the morning.
Speaker 2: I hope you didn't meet. I'm not looking on there's
Speaker 2: a lot. We've met a lot of people that have
Speaker 2: passed away. We have. And you know what, when Benny
Speaker 2: White passed away, I just jumped right up and posted
Speaker 2: the picture of me and her. That did two of
Speaker 2: us rather And let me say this, people, the way
Speaker 2: you said it was right. People shit on me for that,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, go fuck yourself. If you had a
Speaker 2: picture of you and Betty White, you know you damn
Speaker 2: well would post it on social media. And if you're listening, Slices,
Speaker 2: I love you all to death, but you know that
Speaker 2: if you had a picture with Betty White and she
Speaker 2: passed away, you would take that moment and you would
Speaker 2: seize the moment and you would put that in social media.
Speaker 2: Don't even try and give me a line of ship
Speaker 2: and say you would not you all would do that, Slices.
Speaker 2: I did post a picture where a celebrity who had
Speaker 2: passed away. I think it was on my Facebook page.
Speaker 2: It wasn't. It wasn't on Instagram. And by the way,
Speaker 2: before you go further, and there's nothing wrong with you
Speaker 2: doing so, I'm on the I'm on the I'm on
Speaker 2: the side of it's cool. It's all right. If you
Speaker 2: own it, you you feel free to post it. It's okay.
Speaker 2: But Okay, don't. Okay, I'm getting myself worked up because
Speaker 2: everybody you're lost. Well, I got a lot of that.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, wait wait a picture the celebrity I met
Speaker 2: and he passed away. Yeah, People like on my Facebook
Speaker 2: page who know me were like, oh, my condolences. I'm
Speaker 2: so sorry. You know, I didn't realize you were friends
Speaker 2: with him, and I was like, no, I just took
Speaker 2: a picture with him, you know. But there's I'm not
Speaker 2: going to give it out because I don't want to
Speaker 2: draw attention to it, even though he's wonderful. There's there's
Speaker 2: a couple of accounts. They're radio Instagram accounts run by
Speaker 2: people we don't know who they are, and they crap
Speaker 2: on bad radio. Right, they'll post bad radio and they'll
Speaker 2: make fun of people for being like hackey. They have
Speaker 2: a new thing now where if they find anyone who
Speaker 2: posts a picture of a celebrity, they repost it and
Speaker 2: everybody makes fun of it. Right. They actually, that's actually
Speaker 2: they're shaming the radio because they're trying to give examples
Speaker 2: of what bad radio is and that they're saying that
Speaker 2: that's a terrible thing. And there deliberately posted a picture
Speaker 2: and tagged that guy so that the guy would take
Speaker 2: his picture and repost it. He got all this kind
Speaker 2: of great attention. He's like, ah, I'm famous now. He
Speaker 2: did it deliberately. But that's a form out. Isn't that
Speaker 2: a form of bullying in a way? Yeah, you know.
Speaker 2: It also depends on how they die. If it's a tragic,
Speaker 2: horrible like you know, I would, I would, I don't
Speaker 2: do that. But if it's like old age, then it's like,
Speaker 2: all right, when when Chester Bennington died, When Chester Benington
Speaker 2: of oh that was sad, yeah, of Lincoln Park passed away,
Speaker 2: I posted that picture of the two of us. Why
Speaker 2: not everyone's looking into this way too deeply. It's not
Speaker 2: you know, it's not that big of a deal, you know,
Speaker 2: but everyone had to make a federal case about it
Speaker 2: on the mom I interested my picture of Chester on Facebook.
Speaker 2: I did. But but also because after we took that picture,
Speaker 2: I had a three or four minute conversation with him
Speaker 2: about his musical influences and how some of the bands
Speaker 2: he likes I like, but a really good conversation. So
Speaker 2: plus I wanted to highlight that in my post. Plus,
Speaker 2: if I'm a part of their career in any way.
Speaker 2: When they're deathbed, they were like, oh, I remember Scary Jones,
Speaker 2: and you know what his real name is? Shit eh, shithead?
Speaker 2: His name was Shhead. Why is that Shihead posting the
Speaker 2: picture of two of us? Take that picture down? Shithead?
Speaker 2: On his on his deathbed, Steve Harwell said, hey, now
Speaker 2: I'm an all star, don't post that picture of me
Speaker 2: scary or not. So yeah, I was pre shamed into it,
Speaker 2: so I never did post Steve Harwell. Do you remember
Speaker 2: where we took that picture with Steve Harway? Yes, it
Speaker 2: was the christening of the Norwegian Bliss ship. That's right.
Speaker 2: And see how sponsor and in podcast you're allowed to
Speaker 2: mention it at the at the it was the Q
Speaker 2: Smoke it was it was the Smoked Meats place. It
Speaker 2: was the Q Barbecue Smoke House. Q Smokehouse, which is
Speaker 2: a barbecue restaurant on the ship. And we were we
Speaker 2: were backstage. They have a stage there because they have
Speaker 2: bands playing there, and he performed. They split the whole
Speaker 2: morning show up and they put us all in different
Speaker 2: rooms and you and I were in that room and
Speaker 2: our celebrity was Steve Harwell, and he performed his songs
Speaker 2: and he was really cool backstage with us. He really was.
Speaker 2: He wasn't, you know, belligerent and screaming and yelling into
Speaker 2: the microphone like he was in that last video of
Speaker 2: him on stage performing All the Best Way was terrible,
Speaker 2: terrible that that went viral. If you didn't see it,
Speaker 2: it's googleable you could hear it. But anyway, but anyway,
Speaker 2: you get a songs to be a song? Scary. Have
Speaker 2: you ever had a song in your head that you're
Speaker 2: like and you can't remember the words and and nobody
Speaker 2: knows the song? So always three or four days and
Speaker 2: you were on vacations. I couldn't call you. I had
Speaker 2: this song in my head and I'm like, uh, banana again, man,
Speaker 2: banana her head. She's it's pretty white though, yeah, it's
Speaker 2: pretty white. I couldn't. I couldn't figure out what it was. What?
Speaker 2: So hold on? Google has this feature You can hum
Speaker 2: a song into Google song cirta and it tells you
Speaker 2: the song. No. So yeah, so I did the Google
Speaker 2: hum and I did the no no, no, no no no,
Speaker 2: how do I this? Can I do this? Now? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Google has a song search if you click on the
Speaker 2: microphone on your on your Google on your phone and
Speaker 2: you hum lyrics or are you hum words into a
Speaker 2: song or are you you can have a melody picks
Speaker 2: up the melody. You don't even need the time. Every
Speaker 2: time I did that that humming, I got the same
Speaker 2: song a Spanish, a song in Spanish, over and over again.
Speaker 2: So what it does is says like eighty five percent
Speaker 2: probability this is your song that it gives you like
Speaker 2: a fifty percent song, a thirty percent song gives you
Speaker 2: like five songs I don't know that are most likely
Speaker 2: to be that this feature. So you're saying it needs work,
Speaker 2: it needs work, No, like, okay, I'll do I'll pull
Speaker 2: it out here and uh, I don't want to see that.
Speaker 2: No pay. The bottom of it says search a song, ready,
Speaker 2: get the fuck out it. It says, hey, you look
Speaker 2: at the results on my phone. If you could see
Speaker 2: happy birthday, Happy birthday. Wow. So so I kept doing
Speaker 2: I'll do it again. Well, here we go, search a song. Yeah,
Speaker 2: right now, slices are going. I totally know that song.
Speaker 2: What song is it? I don't know? So I got
Speaker 2: retribution by DJ Paul, Illusioned by Noah Loan. I didn't
Speaker 2: get the Spanish song that I got so anyway, so
Speaker 2: I couldn't get the song now that I gotta be
Speaker 2: honest with you. The Spanish language song that they gave me.
Speaker 2: The chorus was very similar to what I was trying
Speaker 2: to figure out slices. If you know what it is,
Speaker 2: you're probably going crazy right now. I'll tell you what
Speaker 2: the song is, and I can't believe. I don't know
Speaker 2: why I couldn't think of it. So it's she's pretty hot,
Speaker 2: She's kind of hot by five seconds of summer. She's
Speaker 2: kind of hot, but I was like, he's kind of white.
Speaker 2: Though I couldn't fat like I was humming it in lyrics,
Speaker 2: I couldn't have fitur it out. So Google song Search
Speaker 2: almost got it for me, but didn't quite. So it's podcast.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, before you went to commercial, do
Speaker 2: you remember the last song that was stuck in your head?
Speaker 2: The last song that was stuck in mind that that
Speaker 2: you couldn't think of? The song was Yes, Hillary Duff,
Speaker 2: come clean, Oh sing that for me. Let the rain
Speaker 2: fall down, Down and.
Speaker 7: The rain.
Speaker 2: But I couldn't know. I didn't know what it was
Speaker 2: because I kept singing to myself, Let the Rain fall down,
Speaker 2: and that was all I could remember. You couldn't google
Speaker 2: let that. But because the words come clean, which is
Speaker 2: the title of the song, don't come till the end
Speaker 2: of that long lyric. It's not part of it. It's yeah,
Speaker 2: why I did it? Pick me up right there doing that? No,
Speaker 2: let the real I want to send a shout out
Speaker 2: to park Mobile. Shout out park Mobile the app. I
Speaker 2: downloaded it on September fifth, and they gave me a
Speaker 2: reward for downloading it said claim your gift. I got
Speaker 2: a thirty dollars gift card to any of these stores
Speaker 2: listed and it says visit gonift dot com to select
Speaker 2: your gift by August thirty first. I downloaded the app
Speaker 2: on September fifth, and I have to claim my gift
Speaker 2: card by August thirty first of this year, five days earlier. Wow,
Speaker 2: it expired five days before I won the gift card.
Speaker 2: That's hysterical. So thank you park Mobile for nothing, for
Speaker 2: absolutely nothing. Yeah. Also on a shout out, I don't
Speaker 2: remember who sent this to me. I apologize. There's a video.
Speaker 2: It's a guy in a store and it says this
Speaker 2: is what life is like selling on Facebook marketplace, you know,
Speaker 2: how I always complain that people on Facebook so like
Speaker 2: I label things it's available, right, it's available, chair ago?
Speaker 2: Is this available? So the video is a guy walks
Speaker 2: into a store. He walks over to a black shirt
Speaker 2: hanging up on a on a on a round like
Speaker 2: a round fixture. He walks over to the register and
Speaker 2: he says, is this available, right, which is stupid because
Speaker 2: he's in the store. She says yes, and he says,
Speaker 2: I'll give you three cents for it, which is again
Speaker 2: what they'd low bail you all the time, of course, right,
Speaker 2: And she says no. He goes and he walks away.
Speaker 2: It doesn't say a word. And that is life on
Speaker 2: selling shit on Facebook. I hate it. So I hate it.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 2: I was selling a piece of furniture and in the
Speaker 2: in the listing, I put the measurements the height, the width,
Speaker 2: the length, and this guy says, is this available?
Speaker 9: Now?
Speaker 2: The item is called is this available? The item is
Speaker 2: called it's available, and the item he said, is this
Speaker 2: it available? I said, yep, if you're referring to the
Speaker 2: it's available magazine holder, then yes, he says. Do you know,
Speaker 2: he writes, you know the measurements? I write, yes, I do.
Speaker 2: Oh my, and he writes back, what are they? I said,
Speaker 2: they're exactly the same as the ones in the listing.
Speaker 2: Just go in the listing. So thank you very much
Speaker 2: for that. Yeah, people are just I had a guy.
Speaker 2: I bought it something for one hundred and thirty dollars.
Speaker 2: Collector's cards for one hundred and thirty dollars on eBay. Yep.
Speaker 2: Guy sends me a direct message two days ago, and
Speaker 2: he says, I'll give you forty so you don't I
Speaker 2: can get it off your hands right now. You don't
Speaker 2: have to worry about it anymore. I said, it's a
Speaker 2: box of trading cards. It's like ten inches long. I
Speaker 2: don't need to sell it to you for forty bucks.
Speaker 2: It's worth one hundred and thirty dollars. He writes back,
Speaker 2: all right, you drive a hard bargain fifty four. I said,
Speaker 2: First of all, you don't bargain on eBay, that's not
Speaker 2: how it works. But I'm asking one hundred and thirty scary. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm not taking fifty four. Would you take one minute?
Speaker 2: One twenty one, twenty Yeah. I was going to say, yeah,
Speaker 2: make me really, you know, a realistic offer, right, He
Speaker 2: goes oh, I want to take it off your hands.
Speaker 2: This way, don't have to worry about anymore. Yeah, last
Speaker 2: thing online. I want to mention real quick. You're on LinkedIn. Scary, right.
Speaker 2: I know you don't use it a lot. I don't
Speaker 2: use it a lot, but I am on it. Well,
Speaker 2: there was a company I would never work for, only
Speaker 2: because it's not my industry, and they had a job
Speaker 2: posting it's and they were like, hey, we're this great company.
Speaker 2: We offer benefits and you know, let us know if
Speaker 2: you'd interested. Click the link. Well it's it clearly says
Speaker 2: click the link. Well, everybody who wants to work there
Speaker 2: now is commenting on it, like, oh, hire me. I
Speaker 2: want to work there. Okay. First of all, you have
Speaker 2: to follow directions, So why would I hire you if
Speaker 2: you can't follow directions? Exactly? The person who posted that
Speaker 2: is the social media manager, not the hiring manager. They're
Speaker 2: not going to look for you right back. I want
Speaker 2: to work there. Click the fucking link. Okay. So this person, this,
Speaker 2: this person wrote, would you hire this person? Scary? I
Speaker 2: looked on your website and it says you're not hiring Why,
Speaker 2: oh you are? Yeah, that's pretty bad. That's somebody out yeah,
Speaker 2: you're done. And then this person wrote, I love blank Company.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't mind working there t h e I R. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 2: So the stupidity is glaring. But you know, the only thing, though,
Speaker 2: is before we cut the job, before you come down
Speaker 2: too hard on these people. And I'm just trying to
Speaker 2: put my other hat on, trying to want to put
Speaker 2: my sensitivity cap on. And I want to say, it's
Speaker 2: called a condom. Scary, it's called a condom. Sometimes people
Speaker 2: could be full of full of smarts and wit and humor,
Speaker 2: and they could be the complete package, but they make
Speaker 2: a couple of maybe grammatical errors or whatever in the least. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but if you're counting somebody out, no, no attention to
Speaker 2: detail is my point. So to help out one of
Speaker 2: the women, I said, hey, you might want to change
Speaker 2: that to th h e er good luck, and she
Speaker 2: wrote back, oh my god, I can't believe I made
Speaker 2: that mistake. I'm a grammar nut. I was voice texting, yeah,
Speaker 2: thank you so much, voice to tell I may have
Speaker 2: got helped her get a job. But my point is
Speaker 2: be careful, especially when you're applying for a job, check
Speaker 2: your typos. So it's all you, but you and I
Speaker 2: know you and you've I've seen you do this before
Speaker 2: with the internship program. You used to do this all
Speaker 2: the time. You used to discount people and say you're done,
Speaker 2: throw it in the garbage. As soon as you saw
Speaker 2: some like you know, you know, some miss you know,
Speaker 2: a colon instead of a semicolon, you know, or you
Speaker 2: they forgot a comma, you know, or you you were
Speaker 2: punctuation police. That's what you were. And it wasn't punctuation
Speaker 2: because I was grammar police. Grammar and punctuation, both of it.
Speaker 2: But sometimes you know, someone still has moxie, they got character,
Speaker 2: and they may be a better person for the job
Speaker 2: than somebody with perfect grammar. And you're throwing the baby
Speaker 2: out with the bath water. So so I think, so
Speaker 2: I've addressed this when you're applying for a flip flop Sean,
Speaker 2: And I I'm not saying you should totally let them
Speaker 2: get away with all of that, but there's gotta be
Speaker 2: some give, and there's gotta be you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: You gotta look at all angles. You can't just just
Speaker 2: say mistake, you're done. No, I agree, and I was,
Speaker 2: You're you're exaggerating the length to which I went, I
Speaker 2: do want to talk about I got a scamboni. If
Speaker 2: you want to talk about Scamboni, Well, yeah, I gotta
Speaker 2: get pull the jingle up for but I pull the
Speaker 2: jingle up. God, you gotta find a Scamboni. Scambon who's
Speaker 2: scamboning us? Okay? So yeah, yeah, I got two three Scambonis.
Speaker 2: So the lease is up on my car, right yeah.
Speaker 2: And I have a Dodge charger, as most of you know,
Speaker 2: and this is the last year of the car. They're
Speaker 2: making it electric next year Boogie woogie woogie wiggie. And
Speaker 2: this is the last year of the gas Dodge chargers.
Speaker 2: So the price to lease a new one is through
Speaker 2: the roof. I can't even put fathom leasing a new one.
Speaker 2: So I decided to buy my lease to buy the car.
Speaker 2: So last week, while we were on hiatus, I started
Speaker 2: searching for car loans and I went through a couple
Speaker 2: of banks you know, you run they run your credit report,
Speaker 2: and they give you the credit, they tell you the
Speaker 2: price and you know the interest rate. And I also
Speaker 2: used a couple of internet well regarded companies that what
Speaker 2: they do is they go and search for like the
Speaker 2: best rates for you and they come back and they say,
Speaker 2: we found a bank with this rate for you. Does
Speaker 2: that make sense? Yes, Like they're a middleman, yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: So I get a rate back from this this company,
Speaker 2: we'll just call them Mike's Loan Company. Not going to
Speaker 2: out them, but they're a company that promises to get
Speaker 2: you the best rate. Mike's Loan Company comes back and
Speaker 2: they offer me I want to say, seven fifty two
Speaker 2: seven point five on a car loan, which is which
Speaker 2: is high? Okay? But my car company offered me eight.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, oh, seven fifty two is all right.
Speaker 2: But I'm in the middle of shopping around. So she says, well,
Speaker 2: what are the numbers do you have? I said, well,
Speaker 2: can you go lower than seven five to two? She says,
Speaker 2: I said what bank? Is that true? She says it's
Speaker 2: through TD Bank. I said, oh, seven five to two,
Speaker 2: all right, Well I'll consider that. Now she's texting me.
Speaker 2: She texted me to follow up on her email and uh,
Speaker 2: I said, Well, to be honest with you, I already
Speaker 2: have seven three nine from another bank. She says, oh,
Speaker 2: TD Bank will go down to seven twenty eight. I said, well,
Speaker 2: how'd that happen? She says Uh, they're willing to negotiate.
Speaker 2: I said, but how did they negotiate? You just texted
Speaker 2: me back. There was no time even ask them. She says, well,
Speaker 2: we have some leeway. We can do seven two. Why
Speaker 2: didn't they give you the better deal to begin with? Right? Right?
Speaker 2: I said, you're the company with the best rights, you
Speaker 2: had a better rate. I said, do you discount for
Speaker 2: direct deposit? In other words, auto pay? If you autopay,
Speaker 2: they give you a lot of banks and college loans.
Speaker 2: And no, they're holding they're holding out on you. Brody right,
Speaker 2: So I said, do you get point two five for
Speaker 2: direct deposit withdrawals? No? I said, oh, because the bank,
Speaker 2: this other bank, it will give me point two five.
Speaker 2: I can get seven point one four. To be honest
Speaker 2: with you, let me get Oh they beat that. She goes,
Speaker 2: I can, I can do six seventy two. I said,
Speaker 2: how did you go from seven to fifty two to
Speaker 2: six seventy two? She said, TD Bank wants to negotiate.
Speaker 2: They want your business. I go, you just I just
Speaker 2: texted you three seconds ago. Are you on the phone
Speaker 2: with them? No, but they're willing to negotiate. How do
Speaker 2: you know they're willing to negotiate. I said, give me
Speaker 2: your lowest number right now. She said six fifty two,
Speaker 2: so I said I So then I I hauled off.
Speaker 2: I wait a day and I text her back and
Speaker 2: I say, hey, I got six forty from this bank.
Speaker 2: She said, oh, TD bank can do six thirty four.
Speaker 2: I said, you know what, I don't care how low
Speaker 2: you can go. I don't want to work with you. No,
Speaker 2: of course not. They're crooks. They're just trying to get
Speaker 2: whatever they can out of you until they you're about
Speaker 2: to walk away, and then they lower the price on you,
Speaker 2: which means, right, there was definitely a basement there that
Speaker 2: you weren't getting. Axis If I had just said okay, dookie,
Speaker 2: I would have gotten seventy five to two. So here's
Speaker 2: the thing. When you register a car in New Jersey,
Speaker 2: because when you buy your lease have to reregister it, right, yeah,
Speaker 2: do you know how much it cost to register a
Speaker 2: car New Jersey? Smach seventy five dollars? And do you
Speaker 2: know how much the paperwork is, all the documentation to
Speaker 2: register a new car. I've never looked. It's free, so
Speaker 2: I said to the woman. I asked her four times
Speaker 2: in the span of a day and a half, I
Speaker 2: texted her four times, Hey, just out of curiosity, what
Speaker 2: do you charge for the title and registration Thailand? Registration
Speaker 2: is seventy five dollars? In New Jersey? You know what
Speaker 2: they charge six hundred and five dollars. You know how
Speaker 2: much it costs for them to do the paperwork? How
Speaker 2: much the documentation? Seven hundred dollars. I figured it out
Speaker 2: with their good rate and adding back in thirteen hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: The rate's like way over eight. It's ridiculous. Let's say
Speaker 2: low boil you. So what I'm saying is slices don't
Speaker 2: get that lower rate until you find out what the
Speaker 2: hidden fees are. They work it into the loan. You
Speaker 2: don't notice it. You're like, oh, I got a great
Speaker 2: deal seventeen hundred dollars, Scamboni. So I got one more
Speaker 2: scamboni for you. What would you do, scary, what would
Speaker 2: you do in this situation? I go into the bank
Speaker 2: that gives me the better loan, right, the one that
Speaker 2: gave me the legit good price seven point one four.
Speaker 2: I go into the bank. I meet with one of
Speaker 2: the guys in the look in the he's got his
Speaker 2: own office, right, you walk in and got his own office.
Speaker 2: I said, hey, listen, can you guys do better than
Speaker 2: seven to one four? He says, let me call my
Speaker 2: corporate office. I'll email them Today's Thursday. I'll have an
Speaker 2: answer for you by tomorrow, Friday, or definitely Monday. I
Speaker 2: will get an answer for you. I said, great, see
Speaker 2: if you can get me a better rate, all right,
Speaker 2: I'll call you tomorrow or definitely Monday. I don't hear
Speaker 2: from him Friday. I don't hear from on Monday. Of
Speaker 2: course Tuesday, nor would you. I call him. The bank
Speaker 2: closes at six o'clock. I call him Wednesday at five fifty.
Speaker 2: I've given him now Friday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. I said, hey,
Speaker 2: Juan Carlos not his real name, but close, Hey one Carlos,
Speaker 2: It's David Brody. Oh hey, I was just about to
Speaker 2: call you. No he wasn't. No, he wasn't. I said, uh,
Speaker 2: you are, because you were supposed to call me Friday
Speaker 2: on Monday, and now the bank closes in ten minutes.
Speaker 2: You were just about to call me. Yeah, I draw
Speaker 2: my list. I'm going to call you before leave today. Huh,
Speaker 2: I said, what did they say? Did they email you back.
Speaker 2: He says, as a matter of fact, they emailed me back.
Speaker 2: Oh great, what did they say? He goes, Hold on
Speaker 2: a second, let me find it. That's typing. He's looking.
Speaker 2: He's looking. He goes, oh, way, hold on, hold on,
Speaker 2: I'm searching by your name. I said, I said, want Carlos.
Speaker 2: If you were just about to call me, wouldn't you
Speaker 2: have the email pulled up?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 2: No, I got it, I got I got his. He goes,
Speaker 2: let me read. He goes, what was he trying to do?
Speaker 2: He goes, all right, regarding the loan after David Brody
Speaker 2: for the non charger, we cannot go any logs up. Nope,
Speaker 2: they can't go any lower. I'm so sorry, I said,
Speaker 2: Want Carlos. You told me you were just about to
Speaker 2: call me, yet you didn't read the email and you
Speaker 2: didn't know They said, no, So what were you gonna
Speaker 2: call me and tell me you were just gonna call me?
Speaker 2: But you hadn't read the email? He says, well, I
Speaker 2: was going to open the email like I just did.
Speaker 2: On scary. You caught him. People think they can lie
Speaker 2: to me. You caught him with his pants down. Oh,
Speaker 2: I was just gonna call you three days later and
Speaker 2: you don't even read the email. Now, what were you
Speaker 2: going to tell you? He was here going to tell
Speaker 2: you I got an email, but I didn't open He
Speaker 2: was stalling and reading it with you on the phone. Yeah, Hey,
Speaker 2: I got big news for you. Didn't even have the
Speaker 2: decency to put you on hold while he did all that. No, Hey,
Speaker 2: I got big news for you, mister scary. What is it?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 2: I got this email that you've been waiting for, and
Speaker 2: I wanted to tell you what it says?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 2: Really, what does it say? Let me find it and
Speaker 2: then let me read it for the first time three
Speaker 2: days later. Guess who's bank. I'm not going back to
Speaker 2: the fuck out of here. That that's a bullshit artist.
Speaker 2: People are bullshit artists, just they are. Okay, calm down, Bertie,
Speaker 2: calm calm down. I'm very very This is all the
Speaker 2: tale of two guys here, one who's been on vacation
Speaker 2: and the other who you could fry an egg on
Speaker 2: his head right now, because yeah, he's so angry, you're
Speaker 2: about to blow a gasket. Calm down, Can I can I?
Speaker 2: Can I tell you one more thing? One more scame ony?
Speaker 2: Can we take a break? One more we have to
Speaker 2: take a break. Take a break, I got one more.
Speaker 2: Take take a break, Okay, take a breather, Okay, get
Speaker 2: a glass of water something, Maybe go run one off?
Speaker 2: I scary and brody. By the way, while we were gone,
Speaker 2: I called our friends a better help and they calmed
Speaker 2: me down. I thought you were gonna say you ran
Speaker 2: one off. No, no, no, no, it would take me
Speaker 2: another three seconds for that. So scary, yes, Brody, yes, Berde.
Speaker 3: What else?
Speaker 2: Can I let me be your sounding board. I'm just
Speaker 2: gonna I'm just gonna sit here and I'm gonna listen.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna take notes while you lay on the couch
Speaker 2: and you just spew go. Thank you, like like Ida
Speaker 2: for you when you were talking about your trip. This
Speaker 2: is the last one. I'm sorry, It's okay. I want
Speaker 2: what you would do? Yes, slices, what would you do? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Go for it. I have an LLC, which means I
Speaker 2: have my own business. Right, it's my comedy business. Anything
Speaker 2: I worked, like all the money I make now I
Speaker 2: don't have a job. I go. It's part of my
Speaker 2: work business. The Brooklyn Boys, whatever little money we get
Speaker 2: goes to my company. But in New Jersey and in
Speaker 2: most states. You have to pay a company to manage
Speaker 2: your company. It's like a paperwork fee, a small one,
Speaker 2: not like that other one I told you about. So
Speaker 2: this company that I registered my company name with okay,
Speaker 2: the first year is free, and they send me a
Speaker 2: bill this year for one hundred and twenty five dollars
Speaker 2: to service my account. What does that entail? Nothing? It
Speaker 2: just means if I have any problems, they're there for me.
Speaker 2: So I said that seems high. So I googled it
Speaker 2: and I found a bunch of companies that will do
Speaker 2: the same thing for forty nine dollars. So I email
Speaker 2: this company and I say, hey, company, everyone else's forty
Speaker 2: nine dollars, you're one hundred and twenty five dollars. Am
Speaker 2: I getting anything extra for the extra money because that's like,
Speaker 2: you know, seventy six dollars. And they said, well no,
Speaker 2: but if you want, send us a screenshot of one
Speaker 2: of our national competitors and we'll honor it, will honor
Speaker 2: the price. I said, great, So I emailed them back
Speaker 2: the screenshot of the one website I found. Oh I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: I wrote them back and I said, how do I
Speaker 2: know who your national competitors are? I don't know who
Speaker 2: your competitors are, so I said, and what do I
Speaker 2: need a national company for. I'm local. I just want
Speaker 2: a New Jersey company. So she says, all right, any
Speaker 2: local company, send us the screen shot and we'll honor it.
Speaker 2: I said, great, I said, the screenshot forty nine dollars
Speaker 2: a New Jersey company. And another salesperson writes back and says,
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. We only honor prices of national companies
Speaker 2: that we compete with. So I wrote back, and I said,
Speaker 2: I forwarded the email, and I said, here's the email
Speaker 2: from your coworker, Cindy. She says, it does not have
Speaker 2: to be a national company. So then she writes back,
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry you were misinformed, but we don't match
Speaker 2: companies pricing the local companies. I said, that's great. Then
Speaker 2: I will fire you and I will hire the local
Speaker 2: company if that's what you want, because now you've lied
Speaker 2: to me. So she writes me back, I spoke to Cindy.
Speaker 2: You have a seventy six dollars refund in your account
Speaker 2: by by five o'clock today, Thank you, and I got
Speaker 2: my seventy six dollars back. Don't take shit from people scary. Okay,
Speaker 2: pick up, wake up, scare you there? Yeah, I'm here
Speaker 2: all right. Did you notice that all of your problems
Speaker 2: are financial? Like, every last one of them, job, every
Speaker 2: last one of your fucking problems has to do with
Speaker 2: you being cheated out of money in some way? Yes,
Speaker 2: because I don't. I don't put up with that bullshit.
Speaker 2: If you want, I don't.
Speaker 11: Today.
Speaker 2: I'm just feeling what happened at Staples next week, I'm
Speaker 2: feeling a lot of negativity. I'm trying to live in
Speaker 2: the moment. I'm trying to be positive. I'm trying to
Speaker 2: be on mentally on that cruise ship. What you're scary?
Speaker 2: It's not working. No, it's not. It's not you dude.
Speaker 2: I really think, I really think our friends had better help. Nope, Yes,
Speaker 2: can help you online therapy. I should call them now.
Speaker 2: And don't forget Brooklyn Boys. You go to betterhelp dot
Speaker 2: com slash Brooklyn Boys. Ten percent off you get If
Speaker 2: that's for you to do it, just for the discount,
Speaker 2: You've got it. You've got it. You've got to do
Speaker 2: something because I feel like you're you're you're, you're slowly
Speaker 2: killing all your cells and there's all this negative aura
Speaker 2: around you. I don't know what it is. I I
Speaker 2: don't Is it because the season is ending and you're
Speaker 2: gonna be closing your pool pretty soon, or like you
Speaker 2: not have good pizza lately? Or I got no I had?
Speaker 2: You know what I had? Jose of Greenwich Village. Today,
Speaker 2: I was in the city and I go there. Now,
Speaker 2: they're famous, famous pizza place in the village, all right
Speaker 2: of sixth Avenue, Joe's Joe's Pizza. They're known for their
Speaker 2: round and I've told you guys, get the Sicilian. So
Speaker 2: I went out of my way. After I dropped my
Speaker 2: daughter off at the concert, I went to Joe's Pizza.
Speaker 2: Found a parking space, believe it or not, and I
Speaker 2: ran in and I said, give me two Sicilian and
Speaker 2: didn't have any. He goes, I got one slice under
Speaker 2: the counter. He pulled it out. I got one slice.
Speaker 2: So I got one slice of Joe's pizza. So no,
Speaker 2: I've had good pizza. I'm good, You're good, good stressed
Speaker 2: something I don't know what it is, man, I know
Speaker 2: you should okay, ticket ticket a chapter out of my
Speaker 2: li I just keep saying they missed my ranting, and
Speaker 2: I need a good rant oh well, this this has
Speaker 2: been nothing but a rant. This has been my blood
Speaker 2: is boiling right now. It is. It is like I've
Speaker 2: totally unraveled everything, like my entire vacation is now and
Speaker 2: calmness is now gone. It's it's it's literally vacated my
Speaker 2: body because I now I'm now like in a in
Speaker 2: a in a tizzy over your financial issues that that
Speaker 2: they just keep coming. Well, let me ask you this scary.
Speaker 2: When you were on vacation, did you fly coach or
Speaker 2: did you fly like an upgraded flight? Do you have
Speaker 2: good seats? I was gifted upgraded seats of our very
Speaker 2: nice and the flight was smooth, no problems, smooth, it
Speaker 2: was not there was no diarrhea on the plane. Now
Speaker 2: that's where I'm going, literally going you go past. In
Speaker 2: the past week, there was one flight where two people
Speaker 2: got kicked off the plane Air Canada because they didn't
Speaker 2: want to sit in seats that were vomited. In story, yes,
Speaker 2: so people vomited. One guy. Somebody vomited all over the seats,
Speaker 2: all over the buckle, everywhere. Got off the plane, the
Speaker 2: plane lands, everybody gets off, they cleaned the plane. These people,
Speaker 2: two people get on the plane I think it was
Speaker 2: two women and they go to sit in the seats
Speaker 2: and they're wet, and there's chunks of vomiting doub buckle
Speaker 2: and in the pouch and it stinks like vomit, and
Speaker 2: they wouldn't sit there. So the captain says, you're causing
Speaker 2: a disturbance. Get off the plane. Yeah, So Air Canada apologized. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then in the in this other flight it was
Speaker 2: going from Atlanta to Barcelona, and just ready when you are,
Speaker 2: but they're not ready when you're already been not ready
Speaker 2: this time, and there was somebody that literally dragged diarrhea
Speaker 2: all throughout the plane. And then the air traffic controllers said,
Speaker 2: we got to turn back. We have a biohazard problem.
Speaker 2: They called it a biohazard jet brown whatever you want
Speaker 2: to call it. You could, but I'll say this, how
Speaker 2: do you get diarrhea all over the plane? All throughout
Speaker 2: the plane? Is it costs? It was? It came out
Speaker 2: as you know where it comes out of. Yeah, so
Speaker 2: it started coming out of his pants, down his little
Speaker 2: pant leg, I guess. But at that point that was me.
Speaker 2: You'd be like, all right, I'm gonna just I don't
Speaker 2: want to make a mess of the whole place. But
Speaker 2: it sounds like he ran right up the aisle. He
Speaker 2: gambled and lost. He made a run for the bathroom
Speaker 2: and he lost a third of the way and he
Speaker 2: just he streaked it all the way down. So these
Speaker 2: people on the plane, there's a brown streak right up
Speaker 2: the aisle of the plane. You think he trusted up there.
Speaker 2: You think he trusted a fart that was a problem. Well,
Speaker 2: for all, its not a fart, man, that's an eruption,
Speaker 2: you know, the whole length of the plane. It's actually
Speaker 2: my worst nightmare. That my worst nightmare of getting on
Speaker 2: a plane and not having having being sick to my stomach.
Speaker 2: So I try and exercise caution in the hours before
Speaker 2: I fly. I thought you were going to say, you
Speaker 2: try and exercise I got worried for you. Just let
Speaker 2: me finish my sentence. Scary exercises caution. He's winded, But
Speaker 2: you know, you just just make better decisions with your
Speaker 2: meals before leading up. I mean, what the fuck did this?
Speaker 2: What did this guy eat? Did he like sit down
Speaker 2: to a full on heavy Mexican meal and then but
Speaker 2: apparent according to the lady in seventeen e he had
Speaker 2: corn at some point. So I don't know. I just
Speaker 2: think you should air on the side of caution and
Speaker 2: don't ruin the air and don't ruin Yeah. So, if
Speaker 2: ever there was a time to put face masks back on,
Speaker 2: it was that time. Yeah. You imagine, like being in
Speaker 2: a plane, you can't go anywhere, there's no way to
Speaker 2: like not it anywhere. No, they had to turn back.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I can't even think of it. So
Speaker 2: I'm glad your flight was better. My flight was a
Speaker 2: lot better. Thank God. I'm gonna knock on wood because
Speaker 2: I've gotta fly again very soon. Let's talk about my
Speaker 2: financial problems. You want to talk about financial problems. Oh,
Speaker 2: let me hear about your financial Did your butler quit?
Speaker 2: It's not about it's it's not quite about me haggling.
Speaker 2: It's it's about, uh, what do you do in the
Speaker 2: case of the fact that I'm going to a wedding
Speaker 2: tomorrow night. It's a Friday night wedding, you know, and
Speaker 2: our friend Scotty and I like the people very much, Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 2: And they're friends of ours, their close friends. And Scotty
Speaker 2: B is coming to the wedding as well. He's he's
Speaker 2: rolling solo. I'm solo. I'm solo. I'm riding solo. And
Speaker 2: so he wanted to know what the proper gift would
Speaker 2: be now without giving, without giving numbers. He wanted to know,
Speaker 2: does he give less than if he was with a
Speaker 2: second person? Of course? And I said, of course, I said,
Speaker 2: I don't care who you are. I said, if I'm
Speaker 2: giving X, and then I'm bringing a guest with me,
Speaker 2: which I am M, then I have to give almost
Speaker 2: two X. If not two X, I almost have to
Speaker 2: give X. You can't.
Speaker 6: You don't do it.
Speaker 2: You don't discount. You know, you don't buy one, get one,
Speaker 2: get the second one. So Scotty B was like, I
Speaker 2: guess that makes sense. But are you supposed to hone
Speaker 2: in on what they paid for the plate in order
Speaker 2: you do that? That's a scary Jones thing. Well you
Speaker 2: just want to cover it. I do. I do this
Speaker 2: multi factor approach. I google the venue to see how
Speaker 2: nice it is. I'm like, you gotta be kidding. I'd
Speaker 2: make an assessment, a fair assessment of what they probably paid.
Speaker 2: I am so glad I got married before I met you.
Speaker 2: Then if I bring a guest, I have to pay
Speaker 2: double because to cover that plate at least, and then
Speaker 2: if it's if it's lesser than a Saturday night, I
Speaker 2: start deducting. So there's a Friday night wedding, so I'm
Speaker 2: gonna pull back a little bit, just get a little discount.
Speaker 2: So if it was a Tuesday night wedding, they I'd
Speaker 2: be pulling back. So it's like a whole mathematical equation.
Speaker 2: Now I was once again chastised. Wow, I have a question.
Speaker 2: I have a question. Let me interrupt for a second.
Speaker 2: I was bothered. Yeah, if you love the people, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna make up numbers. If you are moved to give
Speaker 2: them a gift of two hundred dollars, Let's say you
Speaker 2: want them to have two hundred dollar Let's say you
Speaker 2: buy the off of the registry. You buy them two
Speaker 2: settings from their their dishes. Now it's a wedding. You
Speaker 2: give cash, you don't buy. Shit, you don't buy. If
Speaker 2: the couple has a registry and they're getting married, they
Speaker 2: might want household appliances instead of a cash gift. Bullshit.
Speaker 2: Might want china. They might want stuff for the apartment
Speaker 2: or the house or whatever. Yes, some people want that. Anyway.
Speaker 2: My point is, if you say you know what. Mary
Speaker 2: and Steve not their real names. I love these people.
Speaker 2: I work with them for a long time. I want
Speaker 2: them to have two hundred dollars of my money to
Speaker 2: kick off their new life. But wait, they're only spending
Speaker 2: less money on a Tuesday, even though I'm eating the
Speaker 2: same food and the band is the same. Fuck them.
Speaker 2: They saved money, so I'm not going to give them
Speaker 2: the same amount of money for their life. Now, you
Speaker 2: can't look at it like that, because that's what you're doing.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: If anything, I'm being more generous because I'm giving more
Speaker 2: because people think that I'm okay. Well, there's also there's
Speaker 2: there's a financial interest here too.
Speaker 5: More.
Speaker 2: It's very transactional. If you think, okay, because this guy
Speaker 2: can help you make money, that's correct. They can. For
Speaker 2: that matter, yes they can both. They both and they
Speaker 2: both hold on. Wait they both work in the sales team.
Speaker 2: So yes, so now I have an interest I have.
Speaker 2: I have a financial interest in them. So so what
Speaker 2: I need to do is really jack up what I'm giving.
Speaker 2: I'm actually in hopes that they say they give you
Speaker 2: more sponsors. Brody, I'm going for the gusto. I am.
Speaker 2: Actually I'm like packing that buying sponsorship. No, you're of
Speaker 2: greasing the palms of the groove of the bride and groom.
Speaker 2: These are my friends from work who I met under
Speaker 2: the circumstances that we did. I think you have this
Speaker 2: ass backwards, my friend, because if you throw money at them,
Speaker 2: they're gonna think you don't need any more money, and
Speaker 2: they're gonna help other people who need money. If I
Speaker 2: went to the wedding and gave him fifty bucks, they'd
Speaker 2: be like, Wow, Brody needs money. We better help them
Speaker 2: get more clients. I just I just feel that there's
Speaker 2: there's a reason I need. I need to go above
Speaker 2: and beyond for them, and they give them Saturday money.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Well that was that was
Speaker 2: the final layer in this. The money go up even
Speaker 2: more and multiplies because because I want them to do
Speaker 2: favors for me in the future. See, Okay, So you
Speaker 2: give it them favorite money, Saturday money on a Friday,
Speaker 2: and you're traveling, you're traveling a far distance. You've got
Speaker 2: to stay in a hotel. That's also factored in. You
Speaker 2: are throwing money at these people now multiplying it. That's
Speaker 2: what I'm saying is so there's a whole big mathematical
Speaker 2: equation involved. It's not just it's not that easy. Okay,
Speaker 2: do this math for me. When we went to we
Speaker 2: went to a wedding, you and me and some other people.
Speaker 2: We went to a wedding last year, about a year ago,
Speaker 2: and somebody we work with wasn't able to bring their spouse,
Speaker 2: but they were. They were invited with the spouse. They
Speaker 2: confirmed they were bringing the spouse, right, and then at
Speaker 2: the last minute, the spouse got sick. They got to question.
Speaker 2: Hold on, let's say there was enough time. Let's say
Speaker 2: you you told them like three days earlier. My my,
Speaker 2: My spouse says, COVID can't make it. But you've already
Speaker 2: written the check. Right, You're gonna give them enough money
Speaker 2: to cover you and your spouse, but you canceled the spouse.
Speaker 2: Do you then rewrite the check for half. Nope, you
Speaker 2: have to go with it because chances are chances that
Speaker 2: that chances are very good. The chances are we're singing
Speaker 2: Johnny Matthews. I never thought we would ever sing a
Speaker 2: Johnny Mathis song on the Broken Boys podcast. I think
Speaker 2: it's right. I think chances are chimes silly grin the
Speaker 2: moment you come interview. Yes, and also my parents loved it.
Speaker 2: And Johnny Mathis was a great singer. Your parents and
Speaker 2: your grandparents liked him. He would sing other people's music.
Speaker 2: So anyway, all right, Chances chances are actually you're that
Speaker 2: that they finalized the list and and of course it
Speaker 2: is I knew it right away. Chances are they paid
Speaker 2: for that plate already, So so you're gonna get They're
Speaker 2: gonna get stiffed if you don't, you know, if you
Speaker 2: pull back money. So you've got to pay. Once they
Speaker 2: finalized the list with with the catering hall, the or
Speaker 2: the you know whatever, they can't get money back on
Speaker 2: people that didn't show up. So so yeah, so you've
Speaker 2: got to You've got to stick with it. You've got
Speaker 2: to give that double gift. Okay, can we take a
Speaker 2: break here it is hold on. Chances are I can't
Speaker 2: hear it. I can't hear it. You got to put
Speaker 2: the speaker onto your microphone. I had the speaker on.
Speaker 2: No you didn't, Yes, I did. Here is get hold
Speaker 2: on your speakers at the bottom suicide Okay, I can't can't,
Speaker 2: I can't play too much on the podcast Boys podcast.
Speaker 7: We will be right back.
Speaker 2: This has been a weird one. It's been a weird one.
Speaker 2: I know, I know we're gonna do talkbacks soon. Not well, eventually,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do them talkbacks. You want to do them,
Speaker 2: we gotta do them here, Yeah, because I now, now's
Speaker 2: the time to do it.
Speaker 10: All right.
Speaker 2: I talked about sex on the Sex App. I want
Speaker 2: to hear if anyone you know, Okay, let's do them.
Speaker 2: You want to do some talkbacks? You're ready, Yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 2: If you've if you listen on the iHeart Radio app,
Speaker 2: you have the bonus microphone, hitting the microphone and giving
Speaker 2: us a talk back about what you're listening to. Now,
Speaker 2: if only I could uh find that screen or here
Speaker 2: it is okay, oh wow o, my goodness, Brodie, this
Speaker 2: mailbox is overflowing with a lot of talkbacks. It's oh,
Speaker 2: it's right. We've wait on next week. The Johnny mathis
Speaker 2: fans are going to chime in. We're off the grid here, Okay,
Speaker 2: here's one. This is from episode to sixty seven.
Speaker 4: Hey, Brooklyn, Boys for Bacca, Slice for Life here scary
Speaker 4: as creepy as the conversation is, like, you just have
Speaker 4: to have it. Sometimes I have the conversation with my mom.
Speaker 4: We sat down, We've talked about who she wants to
Speaker 4: do her service, who she doesn't like at church, who
Speaker 4: she doesn't want to come to the service, you know,
Speaker 4: what kind of earn she wants her ashes to be in.
Speaker 4: We've had the whole conversation. More bit as it is,
Speaker 4: it has to happen sometimes.
Speaker 2: This was my parents saying they were going down to
Speaker 2: buy the headstone, the family headstone for all of us. Hey,
Speaker 2: can I ask you a question about the family headstone
Speaker 2: real quick? Yeah? Did you submit that pattern? And I
Speaker 2: didn't submit it because I don't know if I want
Speaker 2: it produced. Okay, we'll talk about that off the air.
Speaker 2: It was brilliantly written. All right, maybe we'll have it
Speaker 2: for next week. Maybe we'll have a next year. All right,
Speaker 2: Brody wanted to poke fun Yes at the top from
Speaker 2: episode two sixty seven where my parents wanted to buy
Speaker 2: the family it's done. We'll leave it there. God, damn it,
Speaker 2: you didn't get it done. It'll get done. It'll get done.
Speaker 2: I just don't. Yeah, it's creepy. It's creepy as it is.
Speaker 2: It's a creepy enough topic. You have to realize creepy,
Speaker 2: and it's kooky, ooky, it's all together spooky.
Speaker 12: Hey, Brody and scary Jamie from Queen's Here.
Speaker 13: You guys were talking about things they can't be.
Speaker 12: Said on TikTok Live. Well, I have a friend who
Speaker 12: does Instagram lives pretty regularly, and she said that there
Speaker 12: are certain words that she can't stay on her lives
Speaker 12: also because you never know who might report it or
Speaker 12: who might be watching, like a moderator for Instagram or something.
Speaker 12: And no, she doesn't do anything like that TikTok girl.
Speaker 12: She doesn't have clapper, although a lot of guys.
Speaker 6: Would like her to do that.
Speaker 13: Okay, well, thank you Brooklyn boys. This is Marylyn from Omaha.
Speaker 13: I just finished episode to sixty seven. Made me laugh
Speaker 13: so much. You guys are awesome and scary. You and Robin.
Speaker 13: I hope you have a really good time on your cruise.
Speaker 2: Oh we did.
Speaker 13: And and Jan Valdez really don't come at me. I
Speaker 13: had no beef with you. Don't you come at me?
Speaker 13: And I did listen to three of the Metallica songs
Speaker 13: that Brody sent me. Thank you Brody. And the times
Speaker 13: running out.
Speaker 2: Yet time right out on you. By the way, it's
Speaker 2: it's Juan Vazquez, not Juan Valdez. Is he the coffee
Speaker 2: as is the guy from the coffee guys with the borrow?
Speaker 2: Or was that the oil spill? No, that's the Excellon Valdies.
Speaker 2: Oh shit, I get them all next, dumbass.
Speaker 13: Hey Bricklam Boys. Okay, Brody. I listened to Fade to Black,
Speaker 13: The Unforgiven, and Until It Sleeps of Metallica, and I
Speaker 13: liked all of them. I really loved Until It Sleeps.
Speaker 13: It reminded me of the band staying from the late
Speaker 13: nineties and the early two thousands. So I take back
Speaker 13: my opinion on Metallica. I take it back, yes, and
Speaker 13: you want well. Thank you for sending those to me
Speaker 13: and forgiving me props in the podcast. Love you guys,
Speaker 13: Life for Life.
Speaker 2: You're the Metallica fan. Welcome aboard brook the Boys.
Speaker 5: Joey here from Rockland County again.
Speaker 6: Yo, bro I'm fucking sick to listen to this fucking
Speaker 6: badcretch guy sick.
Speaker 2: Slice life. He's listening to these.
Speaker 11: Sixty seven It's just a small thing, but I have
Speaker 11: never agreed with you more. Susie Ces are not the
Speaker 11: same as they used to be. People look at me,
Speaker 11: and I'm crazy when I say they used to be
Speaker 11: absolutely delicious, amazing, and now they taste like dog shit.
Speaker 2: Dog shit. Thank you, Brody and Scary.
Speaker 3: It's John from Texas again. Listening to sixty seven, you
Speaker 3: got everybody complaining that old Rody missed the uh doctor
Speaker 3: fat loss throw in there. I know that's just not cool.
Speaker 3: But other than that, Brody, but it only deserves a
Speaker 3: steak dinner, Scary, give him his steak dinner.
Speaker 2: I did twice. Hey, speaking of my steak dinner. The
Speaker 2: restaurant that's scary tried to buy me a steak dinner
Speaker 2: but didn't after how many is three years? After three
Speaker 2: years and a half yet and we closed during COVID.
Speaker 2: It's now back back. Delmonico's is open. You can take
Speaker 2: me there for steak dinner. Let's do it. And what
Speaker 2: if they gave us a comp again, then what we're
Speaker 2: gonna be? Do you still want me a steak? Donnis?
Speaker 2: What I mean?
Speaker 3: Jonathan Texas got cut off, especially after all these doctor
Speaker 3: fat loss throw in buy him a steak better?
Speaker 2: Be like all right, you're done?
Speaker 14: Hi, Scary and Bertie, this is Renee from Lancaster. I'm
Speaker 14: calling on episode two sixty seven when Scary's talking about
Speaker 14: the tombstones and his parents saying, that's not that uncommon. Actually,
Speaker 14: my father died. Oh my mom died sixteen years ago.
Speaker 14: My father died twenty years before that, and I was
Speaker 14: in my twenties. My mom got the tombstone at that point,
Speaker 14: and her name was on it with the year and
Speaker 14: the dash.
Speaker 2: Brooklyn boy, that was the end of that. That she
Speaker 2: didn't okay, all right, Brooklyn Boys.
Speaker 5: Regarding episode two sixty seven, calling from Iowa, the cases
Speaker 5: Beata Breakfast, Last for Life, Brooklyn, Iowa. Pork Chop Meetup Iowa,
Speaker 5: largest port producer in the US. We got you covered
Speaker 5: for that next meet up, Scary, your parents looking for
Speaker 5: the coffins the caskets. I got a monument guy. I
Speaker 5: got a plot guy. I got a ball guy. I
Speaker 5: got a cast guys, parents and field directors. We can
Speaker 5: throw the whole party.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much. This guy sounds like he's from Brooklyn.
Speaker 2: He's got a guy for everything, he said, Brooklyn, Iowa.
Speaker 2: He wants us to have the next meetup in Brooklyn, Iowa.
Speaker 2: I know I met like you know, Brooklyn, New York,
Speaker 2: but Brooklyn Iowa. I have a Brooklyn Iowa shirt by
Speaker 2: the way, which so long. So do I It's great. YEP,
Speaker 2: love him.
Speaker 10: What's up Brooklyn boys. This is Maddie from Brooklyn and
Speaker 10: the Bronx. I just want to say, Juan Basquez, it's clearly,
Speaker 10: clearly the only fan that listens to the podcast because
Speaker 10: he is the only one that knows that's scary. You
Speaker 10: owe Brody a fucking steak dinner. Stop listening to all
Speaker 10: these other fans from Nebraska and Maryland and Southwest Arkansas.
Speaker 10: Listen to your New York fans. You owe him a
Speaker 10: fucking dinner. Sebastian Maniscalco said, so I'm gonna repeat myself.
Speaker 10: Sebastian Madiscalco said, so done.
Speaker 2: Don Sebastian knows. Wow, crazy, remember everything they know. No
Speaker 2: select of retention is what that's called. Go back and
Speaker 2: listen to those episodes. You'll hear why I don't owe
Speaker 2: him to dinner anymore.
Speaker 8: Hit The next call my family and nice vacation is Andrew, Ali,
Speaker 8: Eden and Aga. We're actually preparing to come back in
Speaker 8: three days. However, we have a hurricane coming in through Florida,
Speaker 8: so the roadache will be out when I drive back.
Speaker 8: I'm sure anyway, Scary, thank you so much for reading
Speaker 8: my wife's email on the podcast made are so happy.
Speaker 8: You guys are great and rock Slice for Life and
Speaker 8: my wife definitely a Slice for Life.
Speaker 2: Loves you both. Nice Life for Wife. Thank you nice Okay.
Speaker 8: Andrew Ali, Scary, you do no longer owe a steak
Speaker 8: dinner because you actually read emails and reply to him again.
Speaker 8: You meant my wife extremely happy by hearing you giving
Speaker 8: a shout out about our vacations. So in my eyes,
Speaker 8: your steak dinner is pain and full.
Speaker 2: Thank you you guys.
Speaker 8: Its good work Slice for Life.
Speaker 2: I onto every post, every DM, every hitting Yeah. Then
Speaker 2: on Twitter, no on on Instagram. I respond to everything,
Speaker 2: okay everything. Here's the service steak dinner. Here's a comment
Speaker 2: from episode to sixty six. I'm getting worried about this,
Speaker 2: so Joe and the guest chest.
Speaker 15: Brooklyn boys, Brody and Scary, Scary and Brody. This is
Speaker 15: Peter from Miami listening to episode two sixty six and Scary.
Speaker 15: You're gonna have to grammar police yourself, buddy, because in
Speaker 15: the part where you said brought me into the SOHO house,
Speaker 15: come on, you corrected yourself but then you went on
Speaker 15: to say brought my girlfriend and me in, which was
Speaker 15: correct to begin with, and you corrected yourself in correctly
Speaker 15: to brought.
Speaker 2: My girlfriend and I in.
Speaker 15: It is not brought I in.
Speaker 2: It is brought Who is a fuck anymore? All right?
Speaker 2: I do you know? I'm done with grounded police. I
Speaker 2: feel like I love him. You know what, people are imperfect? Okay,
Speaker 2: we're not perfect creatures.
Speaker 9: Hi, guys here the comments about the mechanics shop incident.
Speaker 9: My husband and I own a mechanics shop up in
Speaker 9: Boca Raton, Florida. Shout out to Tech One Automotive Brody. No,
Speaker 9: we do not do anything to destroy the car or
Speaker 9: break the car on purpose so that we can make
Speaker 9: some money out of it. We're here for longtime customers,
Speaker 9: not for short term customers, so that's false.
Speaker 2: They just pour water in your guest tank. That's what
Speaker 2: they do. No, they don't. I'm kidding. You mean all
Speaker 2: the mechanics, not them. Thank you for that. I'm glad
Speaker 2: that there's a trust relieved. I'm glad you got a
Speaker 2: shout out. By the way, I'm getting worried, scary, I'm
Speaker 2: getting worried. We have not gotten one voicemail from one Vasquez.
Speaker 2: I hope he's right.
Speaker 16: Scary Brody, Brody scary white Nate Here clarifying, I know, Brody,
Speaker 16: you were wondering about why they called me white Nate
Speaker 16: in this group.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 16: Actually I had a black friend named Nate and myself
Speaker 16: joined this this friend click at the same time, so
Speaker 16: I ended up getting labeled white.
Speaker 2: He's just Nate, but it was seventy percent black thirty groups.
Speaker 16: So I got the Labeblue seal and it's Lloyd's for Lord.
Speaker 16: Love you guys, Love you, scary See later, Brody.
Speaker 2: You there you go, well, love you scary, See you later. Brody?
Speaker 2: What yeah? What that white mate? Mat me get play regularly.
Speaker 6: On your friendly neighborhood mail carrier from East Meadow, New York.
Speaker 6: I'm not gonna be like everyone else commenting on the shows.
Speaker 6: I love you guys, give you a little fresh start.
Speaker 6: I just want to know how you guys are doing.
Speaker 6: Scary Have you got any more Zeemon facials lately? And Brody?
Speaker 6: By the way, I spoke with your mail carrier and
Speaker 6: he's he said, you got a step up your game.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 6: The sack of Jewey dollar coins. They don't cut it
Speaker 6: for tips. Come on, love you guys, slice for life,
Speaker 6: have a great day.
Speaker 2: See that's what he just made a huge mistake. He's implying.
Speaker 2: I only I give a sack of juwea dollar coin
Speaker 2: as a tip. I don't tip my mail men at all.
Speaker 2: So my male carrier, Yeah, no, I'm just kidding. I do.
Speaker 2: But what we have multiple and I have not gotten
Speaker 2: any recently. I may soon want.
Speaker 4: Dang, Brody, what are you doing?
Speaker 12: You go on clapper, you see that and all of
Speaker 12: a sudden your wife or daughters walk in.
Speaker 2: You can't be on that stuff, bro No way, have
Speaker 2: a go on Brooklyn boys for light, Light for light. Okay,
Speaker 2: he's got a valide, Brody.
Speaker 17: The whole time you were talking about the D and
Speaker 17: D room, I thought I had figured it out and
Speaker 17: I thought it was down in dirty room. So I
Speaker 17: was so disappointed to find out it was the do
Speaker 17: not disturb.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like your explanation. Better down and dirt down
Speaker 2: and Dirty's great.
Speaker 17: Okay, So listen, I didn't think Scary should have hit
Speaker 17: the jingle for doctor Fat Loss, and sorry, I just
Speaker 17: gave him credit again. And I thought the reason why
Speaker 17: Brody didn't say anything was because I could have sworn that.
Speaker 17: At some point Scary said he wasn't doing doctor fat loss,
Speaker 17: that he was trying something else. And I'm not saying
Speaker 17: it was this year. It might have been a different year.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. I did try something else, but it
Speaker 2: looks like I may be going back to doctor fat
Speaker 2: loss because it's the only thing that works for me. Yes,
Speaker 2: Scary is in fourth quarter, Scary in third quarter, so
Speaker 2: he's gotta go. I gotta go.
Speaker 16: I gotta Scary.
Speaker 1: One year?
Speaker 17: Did you not do it for the New year? Did
Speaker 17: you do something else? Was sworn?
Speaker 2: Yes? It was de herbs. Thank you, no longer climb
Speaker 2: Brody a claper. It didn't even know her hill.
Speaker 18: Hey, Scary Brody, listening to your podcast this morning, you're
Speaker 18: talking about the guy that mentioned he was from northwest Arkansas. Honestly,
Speaker 18: I think it's just because he's from a small town.
Speaker 18: I'm personally from Georgia, but always just say I'm from
Speaker 18: southwest Georgia.
Speaker 7: Okay, right, Brody and Scary Scary and Brody Dan from
Speaker 7: Connecticut here. I just want to thank you for the
Speaker 7: absolute hilarity that you two give us on a constant
Speaker 7: basis scary. Your my favorite bougie bastard and brody. You're
Speaker 7: my favorite old man that goes outside and yells at
Speaker 7: the clouds. You definitely put smiles on people's faces. And
Speaker 7: if I may to anyone struggling with stuttering out there,
Speaker 7: I highly suggest Lee Love It's How to Stop Stuttering
Speaker 7: and Love Speaking book in his WSSA program, Spice for Life.
Speaker 2: Why is this guy talking like he wants to wear
Speaker 2: my skin? I don't know, but I like it. He's
Speaker 2: got a nice, little smooth voice. Yeah. I take the
Speaker 2: compliment absolutely. By the way, this is not a shout
Speaker 2: out to your business line, although a good recommendation is
Speaker 2: good recommendation. We've got a gas station, a mechanic now,
Speaker 2: and we have a stuttering program. Yeah, where I see
Speaker 2: where this is going? Clever, very clever people. Hey, Slice
Speaker 2: for Life. Just want to talk about Mike's Italian pastries.
Speaker 2: I'm liking the idea about going Iowa with for pork
Speaker 2: chops chop on a stick. There's nothing like all right,
Speaker 2: all right, that's all I got for this. We're not
Speaker 2: on vacation next week, right, No, we'll be back next
Speaker 2: We'll be here for sure. And I'm going on wedding,
Speaker 2: so I'll see you soon. Yeah, I want to hear
Speaker 2: all about I want to hear if it was worth
Speaker 2: the whatever the check is you wrote, yes, sir, if
Speaker 2: you know it will be here. Jones Fine Clients told
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Speaker 2: now Brooklyn. You're late boys,