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Speaker 1: And so in and in Egypt, it's the Sphinx.

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Speaker 2: He's got a magic thumb that he that he that

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Speaker 1: Part of it. I love that you call it your

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Speaker 1: I'm magic. I I am a magician. I love that, Brian.

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Speaker 1: I love you saying that and I love hearing it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that it hurts for your thumb to light up like that,

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Speaker 1: And so that's what that on the marque, And so

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Speaker 1: Survive is a word. I don't know what marzapan is, Chris.

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Speaker 1: One of the top foods. Well, it's one of the

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Speaker 3: Well, Chris, I don't like bringing up foods around you

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Speaker 1: It's week I'm watching personal information ping pong.

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Speaker 1: Not anymore, not anymore, but in business they still have

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you do me. But that's very disrespectful at the Bizarre.

432
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Speaker 1: He he does, yeah, he.

433
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Speaker 2: Brian does like to buy the most expensive thing. There's

434
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Speaker 2: another piece of information I know about him is that

435
00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:56,840
Speaker 2: he believes that thing that costs the most is the best,

436
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Speaker 2: no matter what, and he will buy it, no questions

437
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Speaker 2: asked if he can afford it.

438
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Speaker 1: Not on big huge things, you know, yep, what's a

439
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:08,280
Speaker 1: big huge thing? Well like a call lego, a single lego,

440
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:14,520
Speaker 1: a single leg a single lego. I'll buy a golden lego.

441
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:19,440
Speaker 1: For however, you know to be I'm being I don't

442
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:22,480
Speaker 1: know what that is. So we all have different things.

443
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:24,679
Speaker 1: We don't know what they are. You don't know what

444
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:27,199
Speaker 1: marks Pan is. I don't know what a golden lego is.

445
00:23:27,359 --> 00:23:31,560
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm the fancy boy. Last night I hear

446
00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:35,200
Speaker 1: you are talking about golden legos. Yeah, I've never even

447
00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:37,800
Speaker 1: heard of that either. That's there isn't one. But last

448
00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:40,840
Speaker 1: night I had the weirdest thing happen. I googled.

449
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:45,200
Speaker 3: I wanted to buy a Faberge egg, so I googled it.

450
00:23:45,359 --> 00:23:48,280
Speaker 1: And if you have a Patreon, I love Patreon. Just

451
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:50,639
Speaker 1: love hearing ship like this. I love it when you

452
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:51,320
Speaker 1: do it too.

453
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:55,919
Speaker 2: Oh, Brian does it so much. And we certainly do

454
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Speaker 2: have a Patriot and he does it a lot. He

455
00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:02,200
Speaker 2: likes to sort of, yeah, talk about outragel.

456
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Speaker 1: I didn't know what they were, so I googled him

457
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:06,119
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, maybe I'll buy one. Then

458
00:24:06,119 --> 00:24:07,800
Speaker 1: I saw it was fifty eight that the one I

459
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:09,680
Speaker 1: saw was fifty eight thousand dollars, So I'm gonna have

460
00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:10,679
Speaker 1: to make a little more money.

461
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:13,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not really in the end, just to be

462
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:16,840
Speaker 2: I think there's something about it where it hasn't happened yet.

463
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:18,879
Speaker 1: Where people get really mad at Brian about it.

464
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:21,920
Speaker 2: I think they're they're still kind of laughing at him

465
00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:24,000
Speaker 2: about it because the stuff he buys is still so

466
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:27,520
Speaker 2: stupid that it's like, you know, he'll spend like a

467
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Speaker 2: thousand dollars on like the Lego Titanic or whatever, and.

468
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Speaker 1: That was seven hundred dollars.

469
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Speaker 2: And people will sort of get really they'll sort of

470
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Speaker 2: be like, well, that's just this guy's an idiot. I

471
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:40,080
Speaker 2: can't really be mad at that, you know, But at

472
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Speaker 2: some point I think they might turn.

473
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Speaker 1: What's that back there? Is that Marlin call? That's my city? Yeah,

474
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,520
Speaker 1: that's uh, you know, there's the city. There's a naked

475
00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:53,760
Speaker 1: guy back there behind me. He's a naked lego guy.

476
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Speaker 2: I love Marlin called only the Steve Carell one though

477
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Speaker 2: not the documentary.

478
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Speaker 1: But so what you like is Welcome to Marrowin. That's

479
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:07,520
Speaker 1: thank you? Yes, thank you. You don't like Marwin call? Yes,

480
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:08,280
Speaker 1: I don't.

481
00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:11,240
Speaker 2: I found it to be yeah if I mean it

482
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Speaker 2: had none, didn't have enough corral in it.

483
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Speaker 1: Mall was fake to me. Welcome to Marwin is like

484
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:19,040
Speaker 1: to me, that's real.

485
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:22,399
Speaker 2: Well, because of Carl Carrel's acting on percent like I'm

486
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:24,320
Speaker 2: a big office fan and so like I'll watch him

487
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Speaker 2: in whatever, you know what I mean.

488
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Speaker 1: We're trying to get him for cars him that's his name,

489
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:33,639
Speaker 1: has car in it. Can I just like speak something

490
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:38,400
Speaker 1: into the world, like a little and I just hope

491
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:41,280
Speaker 1: this manifests like there was a few emails like we

492
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Speaker 1: are having these conversations. I'll just say one word cars Eastables.

493
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Speaker 1: We are in discussion with the Eastables brand? Is that

494
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Speaker 1: you guys gotta do? Uh? Is that mister? Is that

495
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:01,960
Speaker 1: the ks I one?

496
00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:04,800
Speaker 3: But yeah, it's beastable feastable?

497
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:15,600
Speaker 1: Yes? Wait what it's feastable. It's not mister feast beastable,

498
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:18,960
Speaker 1: mister beast and feastables have.

499
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Speaker 2: You been calling you been calling him mister feast No?

500
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:27,120
Speaker 1: No, but yeah, I thought they were called Beastable.

501
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:30,159
Speaker 2: Logan Paul is involved as well. Let's not forget in

502
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Speaker 2: ks I as well.

503
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:34,159
Speaker 1: I think that's prime. I think that's just prime. But

504
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:36,879
Speaker 1: no Prime is that? No, it's a different or no.

505
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:38,680
Speaker 1: When they have a thing where they've put them all

506
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Speaker 1: together now you know, and they're it's like it's a

507
00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:45,360
Speaker 1: little lunch of kids. It's nice it's nice for kids.

508
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:47,040
Speaker 2: It gives them all of the things they need in

509
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Speaker 2: one sort of thing for school.

510
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:53,560
Speaker 3: You know, Prime Eastables? Is that what it? Prime Eastable?

511
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:57,960
Speaker 1: Now? Where is it? Brian? You're in Ohio? Where in Ohio?

512
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:02,919
Speaker 1: Are you? Columbus? Columbus, Ohio directly in the middle of it, Babe,

513
00:27:03,359 --> 00:27:08,560
Speaker 1: changing changing it to Indigenous People's Ohio. Well, Arawax City

514
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:10,760
Speaker 1: is one, but the one that everybody wants to change

515
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:14,520
Speaker 1: it to is the Flavor Town because Favor Fiery.

516
00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:17,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, they it's they're serious about it here too. I'm

517
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:18,919
Speaker 3: I think they should.

518
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:23,399
Speaker 1: We you you have to do I think you, Brian,

519
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:25,399
Speaker 1: I think you have to be the left Joe Rogan,

520
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:27,720
Speaker 1: I think you gotta do this. No, don't do this.

521
00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:31,000
Speaker 1: And I know you. I know your last application didn't

522
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:34,400
Speaker 1: go through, But I think you. I think I think

523
00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:38,560
Speaker 1: we need you. I think Chris, you gotta get to

524
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:45,040
Speaker 1: Columbus and you have to build a community like Rogan

525
00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:48,360
Speaker 1: has in Austin and like mister Beast has in Greenville,

526
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:49,280
Speaker 1: North Carolina.

527
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:52,880
Speaker 2: Yes, And can we do our own kill, Tony. That's

528
00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:54,639
Speaker 2: all I want to know is can we do our

529
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:58,679
Speaker 2: own version of I'm obsessed with Kill? Tony these days,

530
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:01,280
Speaker 2: the uh send up comedy show.

531
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:02,919
Speaker 1: I mean I'll get in. I mean none of that

532
00:28:03,119 --> 00:28:08,840
Speaker 1: is copyrighted. Yeah, behaving that way.

533
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:12,840
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I could exactly the name might be, but

534
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:14,160
Speaker 2: not behaving that way.

535
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:20,280
Speaker 1: You can't copyright behaving that way. Kill Chris with Chris Hinchcliff. Yeah. Yeah,

536
00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:27,320
Speaker 1: it's more about it's it's like what you've built back there, Brian.

537
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:30,520
Speaker 1: It's like building. It's like building. It's like what mister

538
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:34,720
Speaker 1: Beast has done in Greenville, North Carolina, home of the

539
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:41,000
Speaker 1: Greenville Groove, the first NBA Development League team to win

540
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:47,840
Speaker 1: the championship. Okay, then disbanded two years later. Wow, that's

541
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:51,120
Speaker 1: not good. The good look for the league. It's now

542
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:53,520
Speaker 1: the then it became the D League, and now it's

543
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:58,000
Speaker 1: the G League, the gay League. Yeah h and mister

544
00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:02,720
Speaker 1: Beasts is reviving it and he is naming at the

545
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:03,800
Speaker 1: Greenville Greastables.

546
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:08,600
Speaker 2: Mister Beast is sort of having like a bit of

547
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:13,120
Speaker 2: a fall from Gray's currently. But you're saying he's gonna rebound.

548
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:17,080
Speaker 1: Like a like a basketball team. He's gonna rebound like

549
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:20,280
Speaker 1: a goddamn basketball team. Baby, that's good? Is he is?

550
00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:22,760
Speaker 1: He famous? And I know that.

551
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:26,360
Speaker 2: Like, I'm well aware of what Rogan and the boys

552
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:29,680
Speaker 2: have done to Austin, Texas, but I wasn't aware that

553
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:32,520
Speaker 2: mister Beasts had a similar sort of commune.

554
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:37,920
Speaker 1: Type he's been because he's been moving in silence. Uh yeah, yeah,

555
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:42,920
Speaker 1: I'm going to Greenville soon. I think that's I got it. Literally,

556
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:45,920
Speaker 1: the opposite of what I'm saying. But I got to

557
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:50,240
Speaker 1: pitch for mister Beastable. You know, you have to build

558
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:56,800
Speaker 1: your own town. Yeah, in Columbus. Columbus is a guys

559
00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:02,840
Speaker 1: it's guys town. That'd be nice. Guy Fieri is here

560
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:03,520
Speaker 1: all the time.

561
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:07,440
Speaker 2: Well, we would need come on guys town, not guys,

562
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:10,280
Speaker 2: it's guys town.

563
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:17,080
Speaker 1: What it would need you to get Guy Fieri. That's

564
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:19,640
Speaker 1: how I say it. Hey, that's how I get. And

565
00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:27,240
Speaker 1: I don't know who that is. Do not look that up, Chris. Okay,

566
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:32,120
Speaker 1: I see he's canceled. Okay, well he's canceled. He's coming back.

567
00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:33,040
Speaker 1: He's going to get rebound.

568
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:37,200
Speaker 3: Like you can't rebound once you're canceled, it's over unless

569
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:40,320
Speaker 3: you're Tonyliff, who did rebound after that bad set.

570
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:47,080
Speaker 1: And now Trump's the president. M and you guys, you

571
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:51,560
Speaker 1: build your community there, you get your you get your

572
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:52,479
Speaker 1: your people together.

573
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:58,680
Speaker 2: If TV on the televisions, we would obviously need a

574
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:01,160
Speaker 2: sex club, we should mention and if anyone does, check

575
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:01,960
Speaker 2: out the podcast.

576
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,800
Speaker 1: But I was imagining when I said imagine, yeah, we

577
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:05,480
Speaker 1: have we are.

578
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:09,320
Speaker 2: We sort of are like a lifestyle podcast as well

579
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:12,120
Speaker 2: about the Pineapple Swinger lifestyle. And it's not on purpose.

580
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:14,440
Speaker 2: One of the hosts of the show is really interested

581
00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:18,120
Speaker 2: in this, in that lifestyle and is I guess sort

582
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:20,840
Speaker 2: of maybe having like a personal reckoning or whatever. And

583
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:22,840
Speaker 2: it sort of seems to come up a lot on

584
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:23,360
Speaker 2: the show.

585
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:27,400
Speaker 1: But I'm not in a lifestyle number one and number two,

586
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:29,240
Speaker 1: it's not a lot from your interest in it. It

587
00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:33,320
Speaker 1: sounds like you're not in it. It sounds like somebody, Yeah,

588
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:35,840
Speaker 1: it is fogging up the glass.

589
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:38,240
Speaker 2: One time he it's one time he told me that

590
00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:40,480
Speaker 2: he was going on vacation. And then this is in

591
00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:43,280
Speaker 2: a text message, you said, I'm gonna bring a friend

592
00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:45,160
Speaker 2: along so my wife can have fun.

593
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:49,080
Speaker 1: That was a whole out of content. And yeah, everybody

594
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:52,800
Speaker 1: heard that it was recorded. Yeah, and it was Las Vegas.

595
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:56,120
Speaker 3: And it's because I don't drink, so she could have drinks,

596
00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:56,400
Speaker 3: you know.

597
00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:56,920
Speaker 1: What I mean.

598
00:31:57,080 --> 00:31:59,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just yeah, it gets talked about a lot,

599
00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:02,080
Speaker 2: and I think if the was a guy's town, it

600
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:05,000
Speaker 2: would that would be a heavy focus. The Chive as

601
00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:09,080
Speaker 2: well would be heavily represented, and the main religion would

602
00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:10,479
Speaker 2: be Pastafarianism.

603
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:13,400
Speaker 1: Do you know? But this is all stuff that you

604
00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:20,200
Speaker 1: could do with guy Fietti. I'm sure, are you kidding me? Pasta?

605
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:20,640
Speaker 2: No?

606
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:23,200
Speaker 1: No? Come on? Oh he does yoh man, this guy,

607
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:25,560
Speaker 1: you're he's making fun of the flying spaghetti monster.

608
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:27,920
Speaker 2: This guy is such a millennial. You don't know about

609
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:30,800
Speaker 2: the chive. Hey, hey, it's a humor website.

610
00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:33,080
Speaker 1: I do. But you have to, like, like, you have

611
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:35,320
Speaker 1: to parlay It's like the bitch Witch. You have to

612
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:38,520
Speaker 1: like parlay this into something that you actually eat. I

613
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:41,120
Speaker 1: know what the fucking chivee is? Then it's bacon. If

614
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:44,760
Speaker 1: you're on the chie, yeah, the baked potato with chibe

615
00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:46,680
Speaker 1: and bacon, bacon on it.

616
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:48,760
Speaker 2: Not sure why you're getting so mad. It sounds like

617
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,920
Speaker 2: you maybe don't know the chide, Like, hey, I got

618
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:53,400
Speaker 2: a question for you. Finish this, Please keep calm and

619
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:55,720
Speaker 2: shive on know it?

620
00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:56,160
Speaker 1: Fuck?

621
00:32:57,160 --> 00:33:00,360
Speaker 3: Have you ever heard of the manly bacon? May only

622
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:05,040
Speaker 3: man company that sells bacon bouquets. That's Chibe. That's child

623
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:07,400
Speaker 3: food right there, Yeah, that's child food.

624
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:12,840
Speaker 1: They also get the bacon strips. Bacon strips. Yes, yes,

625
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:17,000
Speaker 1: what happened to sixty nine dollars? Did you guys do

626
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:21,240
Speaker 1: Bacon Guys? No? We just did Man Guys where bacon?

627
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:24,440
Speaker 1: That was a part day. What do you mean it's

628
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:28,040
Speaker 1: too broad? I mean, are you trying to do multiple show?

629
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:30,960
Speaker 1: Are we trying to build something here? No? Not really.

630
00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:34,760
Speaker 1: You did Man Guys. It was an idea I pick

631
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:39,840
Speaker 1: up name. It was like fifty episodes and that true.

632
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:42,320
Speaker 2: You are right, it ended up just being Chive Guys too,

633
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:46,200
Speaker 2: because a lot of that we were focusing on Chive style.

634
00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:46,520
Speaker 1: Man.

635
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:49,880
Speaker 3: We also focused on Man cards getting revoked. Yes, that

636
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:51,040
Speaker 3: is you can do that online.

637
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:52,600
Speaker 1: Now, Hey, I don't know if you know that there's

638
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:54,560
Speaker 1: a website where you can get people's Man you can

639
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:55,480
Speaker 1: get them revoked.

640
00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:58,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, if they do something that's worthy of having it revoked.

641
00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:00,640
Speaker 2: And yeah, you could, like you could get shown man

642
00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:02,400
Speaker 2: card revoked if he did something in.

643
00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:04,000
Speaker 1: A recording and you're like what the fuck?

644
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:06,880
Speaker 2: You know, like there's pretty some of them are kind

645
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:10,000
Speaker 2: of dark though, you know sometimes like you know, this

646
00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:13,240
Speaker 2: guy is getting his man card pulled for domestic abuse,

647
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:13,800
Speaker 2: and it's.

648
00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:17,040
Speaker 1: Like, wow, okay, he's got it's the thing because he

649
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:22,360
Speaker 1: has been flashing it at me, and it is entrapment

650
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:25,799
Speaker 1: to get me to what is it?

651
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:29,120
Speaker 2: I've never even seen it? He flatty, Yeah, that's cool, Yeah,

652
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:30,879
Speaker 2: of course you know. Of course I don't have mine.

653
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:32,080
Speaker 2: I haven't had mine forever.

654
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:35,640
Speaker 1: But to get me to like admit that I'm scared

655
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:39,200
Speaker 1: about something and then and then show me your man card,

656
00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:44,360
Speaker 1: that actually is entrapment. I keep my man Do you

657
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:48,319
Speaker 1: forget that he's my Hall pass? Is you forget that

658
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:50,239
Speaker 1: he has the man He says he doesn't have it,

659
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:51,920
Speaker 1: so you have to tell me if you have it,

660
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:53,840
Speaker 1: and he says he doesn't. He always flashes in a

661
00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:56,799
Speaker 1: different compartment. He has some some kind of hit him

662
00:34:56,880 --> 00:35:02,239
Speaker 1: thing that flips up and it's like I think it's

663
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:05,960
Speaker 1: like I have one of those air connection into his

664
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:08,719
Speaker 1: mouth and he okay, go ahead, bro oh no, just

665
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:12,279
Speaker 1: one of those. He's about to show his wallet. Uh

666
00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:13,720
Speaker 1: look at this wallet.

667
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:16,120
Speaker 2: No, no, don't put it away, don't put it away. It

668
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:18,000
Speaker 2: looks like a PlayStation four.

669
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:21,319
Speaker 1: It doesn't look like a PlayStation four. You can't fit

670
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:23,280
Speaker 1: a PlayStation four in your hand.

671
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:26,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean this is is that what your wallet

672
00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:26,680
Speaker 2: looks like?

673
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:29,000
Speaker 1: Hazeler? Does yours look like a normal wallet? Or do

674
00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:31,959
Speaker 1: you mind? She looks more normal. But I'm not trying

675
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:36,640
Speaker 1: to get gunned down at an airport what I show

676
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:42,239
Speaker 1: by license, It's not my goal to when I'm going

677
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:45,759
Speaker 1: through airport security that like in the act of revealing

678
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:49,200
Speaker 1: my license. You think it's dangerous to have a put

679
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:50,600
Speaker 1: down in the hail of.

680
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:53,600
Speaker 3: Bullets, you know, I'm I'm my idea and stuffs on

681
00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:55,480
Speaker 3: the ends. You can open it up like kind of like.

682
00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:59,760
Speaker 1: What so what's popping out when you that's my credit

683
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:01,839
Speaker 1: card and order? Okay?

684
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:04,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're in a special order of ones that are

685
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:09,680
Speaker 3: way overdrawn, to ones that have like forty five dollars

686
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:10,399
Speaker 3: left on them.

687
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:13,799
Speaker 1: Okay. And that's what's dangerous about having a credit cards

688
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:17,840
Speaker 1: that you makes you feel cool when you're why why

689
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:21,640
Speaker 1: why don't you pay off your credit cards? They have

690
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:23,600
Speaker 1: I have the money, Yeah you do, they have the

691
00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:24,279
Speaker 1: interest rate.

692
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:27,160
Speaker 2: I make money with you. I know you have you

693
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:30,839
Speaker 2: can pay them off. They're charging you interest. It's not

694
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:33,280
Speaker 2: it's not smart financially what you're doing.

695
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:38,040
Speaker 1: Sorry, it's free money. No, you just keep it. If

696
00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:39,400
Speaker 1: we could just keep it down a little bit. Chris

697
00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:40,680
Speaker 1: and Brian, why are we being.

698
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:44,320
Speaker 3: Quiet because we're not talking about the fact that I'm

699
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:47,680
Speaker 3: broke because sometimes I make bad financials.

700
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:50,680
Speaker 1: Okay, but I thought you were talking about that. No,

701
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:53,400
Speaker 1: Chris was talking about you said your cards were all

702
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:53,959
Speaker 1: over drawn.

703
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:57,800
Speaker 3: Yeah they are, but it's because of things that I bought.

704
00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:01,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's when I started bringing up sos Hayes. It's

705
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:03,640
Speaker 2: when he wanted us to be quiet, when I started

706
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:06,319
Speaker 2: bringing up solutions and it became sort of like real

707
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:08,759
Speaker 2: world thing and like an actual thing that has a

708
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:11,719
Speaker 2: solution versus right now, it's just these little cards in

709
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:13,759
Speaker 2: his wallet that he got to buy stuff with.

710
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:18,040
Speaker 1: It's great, it's nice. I mean, and my wife's making

711
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:22,000
Speaker 1: me buy a goddamn mattress. Now what do you mean? Okay,

712
00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:24,560
Speaker 1: like she wants a new mattress. So and I'm like

713
00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:31,680
Speaker 1: dropping it, want to Yeah, well a baby. I have

714
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:32,240
Speaker 1: a baby.

715
00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:34,799
Speaker 2: You have a child, me too, I have a baby. Yeah,

716
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:35,920
Speaker 2: I have an actual baby.

717
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:37,360
Speaker 1: I don't. I mean, it's not he's not like a

718
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:38,440
Speaker 1: pisson contest or anything.

719
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:41,120
Speaker 2: But his baby is like an fucking adult now and

720
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:41,920
Speaker 2: can vote in the.

721
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:45,720
Speaker 1: Elect Okay, yeah, you're just denigrating my fatherhood. It's really great.

722
00:37:45,719 --> 00:37:49,400
Speaker 2: And my baby's baby, because my baby is a legit

723
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:51,760
Speaker 2: baby seven months old, doesn't know how to do anything

724
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:53,720
Speaker 2: for himself. I have to do a lot of caring

725
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:54,200
Speaker 2: for him.

726
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:57,000
Speaker 1: I do just as much as you do with my daughter.

727
00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:59,799
Speaker 1: I texted her today, you're on pills when your daughter

728
00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:02,240
Speaker 1: was baby. That is true.

729
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:04,960
Speaker 3: I was on pills, but that's that's nothing to look

730
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:05,439
Speaker 3: down upon.

731
00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:08,040
Speaker 2: True, you got yourself clean and and now I will

732
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:10,160
Speaker 2: say this, this is the truth. Brian is one of

733
00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:12,560
Speaker 2: the best fathers that I've ever seen in his relationship

734
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:15,200
Speaker 2: with his daughter is fantastic, and we can all aspire

735
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:16,759
Speaker 2: to have a relationship like.

736
00:38:16,719 --> 00:38:18,560
Speaker 1: He does with his daughter. He's a he's a really

737
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:19,080
Speaker 1: good dad.

738
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:23,240
Speaker 3: Did you notice that I waited I went to Mexico

739
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:26,359
Speaker 3: to buy pills before my wife and daughter got the

740
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:28,400
Speaker 3: Los Angeles not why.

741
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:31,000
Speaker 1: They were there and I didn't bring them with me.

742
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:35,799
Speaker 1: That's fatherhood. Heyes, are you still here? Sorry? I just

743
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:40,919
Speaker 1: like I'm just hypnotized by just the but back and forth. Yeah,

744
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:44,080
Speaker 1: we've I yeah, I mean it's actoids. It's just yeah,

745
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:46,840
Speaker 1: we just yeah, we're we. I mean, this is we

746
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:49,880
Speaker 1: don't have, like we don't understand like the world and

747
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:52,319
Speaker 1: stuff and our feelings and stuff. So when we talk,

748
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,160
Speaker 1: we we this is what we have to talk about, like, hey,

749
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:57,440
Speaker 1: you know how you do this? And then and then

750
00:38:57,480 --> 00:38:59,040
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, yeah, that's kind of like how I

751
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:02,000
Speaker 1: do this, you know. And that's basically that's the depth

752
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:06,000
Speaker 1: of what we have. What's that? What? What? What guys

753
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:09,680
Speaker 1: do we have coming up? Person guys? Oh, come on,

754
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:14,759
Speaker 1: hardcore guys is coming up very again. But that's the

755
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:18,319
Speaker 1: hardcore music specifically. I know, I know, I do feel

756
00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:20,600
Speaker 1: like you could slice that one a little bit thinner too.

757
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:21,040
Speaker 1: We did.

758
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:23,040
Speaker 2: We could did talk about that on the episode that

759
00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:24,640
Speaker 2: we could, but that's with one of our one of

760
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:28,920
Speaker 2: our the favorite fan favorite guests, Brace beld And from

761
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:31,240
Speaker 2: truant On is on there and he is a huge

762
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:32,000
Speaker 2: hardcore guy.

763
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:33,719
Speaker 1: So it was Yeah, it was a fun episode. We

764
00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:38,880
Speaker 1: already who's booking over there, Well, there's only us who

765
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,480
Speaker 1: do it. We don't have anybody else who does. Yeah,

766
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:45,160
Speaker 1: Chris will never let me hire somebody. Well I will

767
00:39:45,239 --> 00:39:46,640
Speaker 1: but I just I don't want to.

768
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:50,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, he just wants sometimes it feels like he wants

769
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:53,440
Speaker 2: to hire people for stuff. Is we could just do ourselves,

770
00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:55,520
Speaker 2: like posting the episode up and stuff like that.

771
00:39:55,600 --> 00:40:00,560
Speaker 1: You know, who's there, you guys kind of keep it

772
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:02,160
Speaker 1: in the family with the guests over it.

773
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:08,279
Speaker 2: Not really sometimes we have we we wanted to have

774
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:12,400
Speaker 2: you guys come on the podcast, uh, probably since we

775
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:17,120
Speaker 2: started it, and you know, never really we're really afraid

776
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:20,560
Speaker 2: to ask people who we don't know, and so we

777
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:23,719
Speaker 2: always thought you guys would never come on the podcast,

778
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:26,319
Speaker 2: and so we never even thought to ask. But I'll

779
00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:28,160
Speaker 2: tell you, as soon as we got a message to

780
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:30,160
Speaker 2: come on this, that was the first thing I thought,

781
00:40:30,239 --> 00:40:34,040
Speaker 2: is they better fucking better pay us back real quick

782
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:34,959
Speaker 2: and come on our feed.

783
00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:38,000
Speaker 1: You know, that's immediately what I thought. It is punishment,

784
00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:40,640
Speaker 1: punishment for you and then.

785
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:43,040
Speaker 2: Absolutely ours and and let me tell you something, Hey,

786
00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:46,960
Speaker 2: our episodes are long, and they are long.

787
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:50,279
Speaker 1: We keep you there for two fucking hours. Man, it is.

788
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:53,600
Speaker 1: But this is like, you know, we're talking about guys

789
00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:57,719
Speaker 1: these days and how we spend our time. Everyone's like,

790
00:40:57,719 --> 00:41:00,879
Speaker 1: what's going on with these guys? Yeah? I think there

791
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:04,200
Speaker 1: must be something to how the new popular formats are

792
00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:12,520
Speaker 1: just getting increasingly endless. Yeah. Four hours of rogan pop

793
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:16,760
Speaker 1: into a nine hour stream. Yeah, put on a diaper

794
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:21,960
Speaker 1: game for fourteen hours. Yeah.

795
00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:28,120
Speaker 2: It seems like the distractions required now are like more fulls.

796
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:29,680
Speaker 1: Gotten longer and longer.

797
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:32,640
Speaker 2: I don't want any time where I'm not watching something

798
00:41:32,719 --> 00:41:33,160
Speaker 2: or listen.

799
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:35,960
Speaker 3: I hate when silence is in my ears. It's the

800
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:39,520
Speaker 3: worst feeling in the world. Yeah, sometimes you get to thinking,

801
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:41,680
Speaker 3: you know, what is the.

802
00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:49,480
Speaker 1: Thing you'll start thinking about if it's silent me? Yeah? Cars, mattresses,

803
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:51,360
Speaker 1: What about you? Hazes? Does it ever get to you

804
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:54,600
Speaker 1: get no questions about my car invention? Yeah?

805
00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:57,319
Speaker 2: That is kind of odd of Hayze. Does it ever

806
00:41:57,360 --> 00:41:59,400
Speaker 2: get quiet too quiet for you? And you start to

807
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:00,120
Speaker 2: get to thinking.

808
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:06,720
Speaker 1: I, uh, it does happen to me sometimes. But luckily

809
00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:12,680
Speaker 1: I have this little fucker over here who then sends

810
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:17,640
Speaker 1: me a text that's like, hey, you forgot to upload

811
00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:26,040
Speaker 1: the audio? Hey where are you? But that's nice though,

812
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:27,040
Speaker 1: because it breaks up though.

813
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:28,799
Speaker 2: I get But I guess maybe if you want the

814
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:31,279
Speaker 2: silence then it could be a problem, right if I.

815
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:36,040
Speaker 1: Mean, I'd be curious what's on the other side of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

816
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:37,120
Speaker 1: you don't even get a chance.

817
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,800
Speaker 2: But you just don't doesn't even get a chance to

818
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:42,240
Speaker 2: sort of confront his thoughts.

819
00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:43,920
Speaker 1: And it is right. I just want to I just

820
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:47,279
Speaker 1: want to put on record here before we we did

821
00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:49,440
Speaker 1: not do a save it for the pod, and so

822
00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:51,520
Speaker 1: we do have to talk about something that happened before

823
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:55,840
Speaker 1: the episode, which is that Brian promised me four or

824
00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:58,680
Speaker 1: five minutes into meeting him that he would never kill himself.

825
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:06,200
Speaker 1: That's true, baby, that is I know, you promise, no promise,

826
00:43:06,239 --> 00:43:06,680
Speaker 1: I was here.

827
00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:10,440
Speaker 2: Promise you promised. Hayes literally said promise and you said, yeah,

828
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:12,400
Speaker 2: I promise. You tried to backtrack right away, But I

829
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:15,000
Speaker 2: promise a promise. That's not how a promise works.

830
00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:18,759
Speaker 1: I don't I I don't make promises. And I think

831
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:22,760
Speaker 1: Kevin was were you recording at that time? Kevin? No, Kevin,

832
00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:27,920
Speaker 1: you didn't thank you? Okay, he did promise, Kevin, you

833
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:31,840
Speaker 1: were there, didn't he promise? He did promise? Yeah already

834
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:35,840
Speaker 1: I knew. I knew he would try to backtrack on this.

835
00:43:36,719 --> 00:43:39,279
Speaker 1: I knew it. I mean I say that to everybody

836
00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:42,080
Speaker 1: I meet immediately. First thing I say, I promise. That

837
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:47,120
Speaker 1: really got into something. Oh yeah, that makes me feel

838
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:49,239
Speaker 1: much better that you say it. Yeah, that's how he

839
00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:52,680
Speaker 1: gets people really Yeah. Yeah. But get him on the

840
00:43:52,719 --> 00:43:55,279
Speaker 1: call and I'm like, hey, how's it going. Oh, I

841
00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:55,880
Speaker 1: promise not.

842
00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:58,359
Speaker 2: He feels like it puts people at ease. I feel

843
00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:00,839
Speaker 2: like it doesn't. I feel like it's like you don't

844
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:02,880
Speaker 2: even need to mention it. But he's like, no, they're

845
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:04,720
Speaker 2: they're wondering, so I should say something.

846
00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:09,600
Speaker 1: Yep, get some relaxed What day of the week does

847
00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:12,000
Speaker 1: this show come out on. I think it's the Wednesday

848
00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:15,960
Speaker 1: or what day Tuesday? Our show comes out on Tuesday

849
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:19,960
Speaker 1: and Friday. Friday is the bonus episodes Guys Plus on

850
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:26,000
Speaker 1: the Patreon. Yep, guys Plus, our show comes out on Tuesday. Yeah,

851
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,600
Speaker 1: I know we're competing. I know that's what we wanted.

852
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:31,279
Speaker 2: We're like, Okay, what do you do if you want to,

853
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:33,480
Speaker 2: you know, be the top show or whatever, you go

854
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:35,480
Speaker 2: head to head with them. You don't fucking you know,

855
00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:37,920
Speaker 2: wait in the shadows or whatever, we take your head on.

856
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:41,600
Speaker 1: Yeah. Wait, who's the most famous person you've had on there?

857
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:42,240
Speaker 2: Mmm?

858
00:44:43,719 --> 00:44:45,239
Speaker 1: I don't know. We haven't had that many fams. I mean,

859
00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:47,080
Speaker 1: we had Ike guys have to be reaching out to

860
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:51,080
Speaker 1: Ike Baron. Hold, Ike came on, Yes, Ike came on.

861
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:55,719
Speaker 2: We had we had Joe Para on recently, Okay, and

862
00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:57,680
Speaker 2: uh let's see who else anybody else?

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Speaker 3: He embarrassed me in front of Joe Para, was real,

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Speaker 3: like one of the harder Chris did that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, Chris like told said embarrassing things about you

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Speaker 1: on a show. Do you want to you want to

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Speaker 1: tell me? You want to tell the Hollywood? Abok? I

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Speaker 1: don't want to tell you bring it up, But I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: When he was younger, instead of having sex, he would

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Speaker 2: suck on a girl's titty for three hours and then

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Speaker 2: go home and jerk off.

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Speaker 1: By hollyw