Speaker 1: Hi, everybody for another exciting episode of serial Killers. I'm
Speaker 1: Andrew live from the Farmland Fresh Dairy studios.
Speaker 2: Right, this is serial Killers. C I'll do it again. Great,
Speaker 2: Live from the Farmland Fresh Dairy Studios. This is serial Killers. Hi, Andrew.
Speaker 2: Not a care in the world, Pug, what's going on?
Speaker 2: Not a care in the world, Pug? Your middle name
Speaker 2: is not a care in the world. Why is it
Speaker 2: not a care? Just come in whenever, Ah.
Speaker 1: Just come in whatever. I'm not doing this near knew me.
Speaker 2: You're right, Hi. This is actually the first episode of
Speaker 2: recording in twenty twenty four. It is Welcome to serial Killers.
Speaker 2: This is the podcast where we talk about cereal. We
Speaker 2: eat it, we rate it, we let you know if
Speaker 2: you should try it. And you know what this episode
Speaker 2: is called what fully loaded? Do you know why?
Speaker 1: Because you're fully loaded with cereals?
Speaker 2: No? Is there a new box called fully loaded? Have
Speaker 2: you checked out our Instagram page? Yes?
Speaker 1: Uh, I saw that there was one called Mouthful that
Speaker 1: was vegan and I feel and I said I was
Speaker 1: gonna vomit from it.
Speaker 2: Do you know? People said they were anticipating me vomiting
Speaker 2: because it's been a minute. Yeah, that is a ton.
Speaker 1: It's a cool kid phrase. It's been a minute. That
Speaker 1: has been a minute?
Speaker 2: That is a ten dollars box of cereal. You know that?
Speaker 2: Right's very crazy? Yeah, and you're like, you don't do anything, dude,
Speaker 2: I bought two boxes of ten dollars along with all
Speaker 2: these others. You're ready. Here comes fully loaded in.
Speaker 1: No, I pay like thirty bucks a month for speaker
Speaker 1: for us.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, cereals more expensive? Oh it is?
Speaker 1: What about this giant box that you got for free
Speaker 1: that's under my feet?
Speaker 2: Cereal Rich? Oh what look, there's loaded cereals.
Speaker 1: Are they all pillowed?
Speaker 2: They're all pillows new from General Mills, the loaded line.
Speaker 1: Live in Cereal Rich.
Speaker 2: This is so gen z.
Speaker 1: It's like hurting me why because it's like, what does
Speaker 1: that mean?
Speaker 2: I think it's cool? What is it? Oh God, I
Speaker 2: WoT the cream. I think they're busting now. I don't
Speaker 2: think they say that anymore. The kids don't say that.
Speaker 2: I don't think.
Speaker 1: Well, when I was out on Long Island, Cooper and
Speaker 1: I were just chatting it up about all the well,
Speaker 1: what is she jen alpha? I don't know what she
Speaker 1: is jen alpha phrases and no idea I just the
Speaker 1: one thing I will say about gen z slang before
Speaker 1: we continue. And Jen alpha more Jen alpha is their
Speaker 1: whole era thing. I'm in my cereal era.
Speaker 2: No you're not.
Speaker 1: You're just eating cereal right now. You don't call it
Speaker 1: an era. I don't know why it annoys me. It
Speaker 1: just I think it hints at like I'm reinventing myself.
Speaker 1: And it's like, I promise you, Karen, you eating cereal.
Speaker 1: Isn't that exciting for it to be called an era?
Speaker 2: Does ever means the same thing as phase? I guess right, Yes,
Speaker 2: you're going through a phase.
Speaker 1: Phase to me feels more mature. Era feels like it
Speaker 1: like means something like do you remember when I was
Speaker 1: in my Fedora era?
Speaker 2: Yeah? It was terrible. Look look what we got. You
Speaker 2: want to know why I signed up for it, But
Speaker 2: I guarantee you you know what's in here that watch?
Speaker 2: Oh did you see?
Speaker 1: We also got an email from the PR company for
Speaker 1: something else, for what they wanted to send us cereals
Speaker 1: for something else?
Speaker 2: Oh? Cool? Really No, I didn't say no descriptive. Yeah,
Speaker 2: maybe if you explain what you're talking about? What you're funny?
Speaker 2: I know. So we finally made it, Andrew, we're on
Speaker 2: the list of General Mills.
Speaker 1: Oh, we are like officially official.
Speaker 2: This is from General Mills. Ah.
Speaker 1: We've always wanted this, I know. So maybe we'll get
Speaker 1: like the special things now, like Crocs.
Speaker 2: I hope. So no, sure, okay, no, because those come
Speaker 2: from the PR company. This actually comes from General Mills.
Speaker 2: Now here we go. Now I feel just like the
Speaker 2: poor the milk guy and you know, the Serial time guy.
Speaker 2: Everybody gets this and we're the last ones to get it.
Speaker 2: So here we go.
Speaker 1: Hey guys, Oh no, we should do an unboxing like
Speaker 1: they do on TikTok. Okay, hey guys, this is an
Speaker 1: unboxing video. Oh yeah, asmar So, we got this box
Speaker 1: from General Mills.
Speaker 2: Youober walks up and down the aisles at Target and it's.
Speaker 1: Like she got slives when I was there and she
Speaker 1: was like, I need to open it on camera.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. All right, guys, I guarantee you that
Speaker 2: those are in here. And I'm gonna be mad because
Speaker 2: five ten, fifteen dollars right in your hand. Return it
Speaker 2: can't okay.
Speaker 1: Oh, this is so exciting.
Speaker 2: And guess what. I bought that one and that one
Speaker 2: and that one, and I bought that one, and I
Speaker 2: bought that one, and I bought that one. So when
Speaker 2: did you get on the list? I signed up months ago.
Speaker 2: They're like, if you would if we were to send
Speaker 2: you new cereals, which ones would you like? And I
Speaker 2: chose these, so this is actually kind of cool this.
Speaker 2: I don't have cheerios hardy nut medley, so that'll be come.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, here on out, we get these.
Speaker 2: Now. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Because I signed up for this once too, and it
Speaker 1: was the same thing.
Speaker 2: I bought it. It's down there this I bought it.
Speaker 2: It's down there. I bought it. It's in your hand.
Speaker 2: I bought it. It's in your hand. I bought it.
Speaker 2: It's in your hand. Oh and some snack bars. I
Speaker 2: bought it. Thank you so much, General Mills. It is
Speaker 2: greatly appreciated. You know. I wish I still had the receipt.
Speaker 2: I would try to return them, but I don't think
Speaker 2: I have the receipt anymore. Okay, now I'll just donate them. Okay,
Speaker 2: Now which ones do we eat? We eat the ones
Speaker 2: that I bought, or do we eat the ones fresh
Speaker 2: from the factory. I don't know.
Speaker 1: You're asking me questions that I just feel you should answer.
Speaker 2: All right, what date on those? These are September twenty
Speaker 2: twenty four, those are October? Yeah, those are freshmen. Wow,
Speaker 2: well this is exciting. What a big day. General Miles
Speaker 2: introduces all new cereals, including two. OK, get about reading
Speaker 2: all that I just showed that was in there. Thank you,
Speaker 2: General Mills. You guys are the best. Now other cereal
Speaker 2: companies follow suit? Yeah, follow suit? Clap? Which one do
Speaker 2: you want to eat first? Andrew?
Speaker 1: Uh, I'm not gonna like any of these? Why because
Speaker 1: I've gone on record I don't like pillow cereals. I
Speaker 1: find them to be overly sweet. I don't like the consistency. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's do this one last, because that's gonna be the best.
Speaker 1: The Cocoa Puffs one is going to We shouldn't do
Speaker 1: something that's too you'll skew it.
Speaker 2: They're all sweet tricks into cinnamon, into coco, and then
Speaker 2: we'll come back with the coco. All right. So Tricks Loaded?
Speaker 2: Oh wow? Did I just curate?
Speaker 1: Was that? Was? Is this a perfectly anti curated episode? No,
Speaker 1: I've heard it's very difficult to curate.
Speaker 2: So Tricks Loaded Cereal. There's crazy Tricks Rabbit on the
Speaker 2: front there.
Speaker 1: I didn't need a PhD to currate.
Speaker 2: Who knew with vanilla cream filling the why do they
Speaker 2: put a little accent over cream the E and the
Speaker 2: cream crem No, that would be at the end.
Speaker 1: Crim No, you kribi?
Speaker 2: Okay, I guess it kind of smells like tricks. It's
Speaker 2: very Look at the colors. They're very dull. Oh god,
Speaker 2: what's going on here?
Speaker 1: They're too muted. Like usually when I think of tricks,
Speaker 1: I think of like vibrant fun.
Speaker 2: This is like muted. I don't know. Look at that.
Speaker 2: If you can see sesthetic. Yeah, it's not giving again
Speaker 2: a Cooper word I learned. All right, I'm gonna go
Speaker 2: back to the formula Fresh Dairy's fridge. This is giving
Speaker 2: a muted aesthetic.
Speaker 1: Use chocolate milk today, Andrew, Hey, guys, are you looking
Speaker 1: at Scotty's underwear on camera?
Speaker 2: I need new underwear. These are ripped?
Speaker 1: Oh boy, are you busting out?
Speaker 2: If you asked for it, please.
Speaker 1: Put it on a spoon. I don't like straight from
Speaker 1: the can like that. Can you put on a spoon?
Speaker 2: So good? Thank you? Fresh Aries, yay real whipped cream.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you something.
Speaker 1: They were posting on their Instagram, uh eggnog and also
Speaker 1: hot cocoa that they were making with the whipped cream.
Speaker 1: And I was going to comment on their saying like,
Speaker 1: please send to my house asap.
Speaker 2: Okay, you can't really send refrigerated stuff to your house.
Speaker 2: Andrew with dry ice is for farm then fresh airries,
Speaker 2: organic whole milk today, grab a spoon, Andy.
Speaker 1: I'm not lying. That is truly the best whip green.
Speaker 2: I was hoping you would lie so so glhad nothing
Speaker 2: has changed here we you went on a whole thing
Speaker 2: on the Big Show, saying oh not to you, because
Speaker 2: you remember they said, well what about Andrew. I'm like, aah,
Speaker 2: he's still a jerk. Oh cool, Remember you know what. Listen,
Speaker 2: the tastes like tricks. You can make faces. It tastes
Speaker 2: like tricks, but then you get to the creamy middle.
Speaker 2: I don't get it again, this is not a cereal.
Speaker 2: I don't I don't know, Like I don't know what
Speaker 2: parent in the right mind is like, here you go, Johnny,
Speaker 2: have some tricks loaded for breakfast. Right, This is like
Speaker 2: even too much for a snack, but it is good.
Speaker 2: I don't think so I like it.
Speaker 1: I think irregular Tricks has like a sweetness to it,
Speaker 1: and it's good.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm sorry, is this not sweet? This it washes
Speaker 2: at I'm about to go into a sugar clum up,
Speaker 2: which is washing off of what it's just there. The
Speaker 2: vanilla does nothing to it.
Speaker 1: I'm just eating like a weird fruity shell with cream
Speaker 1: in the middle.
Speaker 2: I don't get it. Four bowls, God, no, this gets
Speaker 2: sue bowls in a spoon. Whatever. I don't think this
Speaker 2: is appealing at all. Okay, it may not be esthetically appealing,
Speaker 2: but it is good. I like there is a tiny
Speaker 2: bit of like a chalky after. I would just rather
Speaker 2: eat Tricks. Tricks to me, taste better than this. I
Speaker 2: wouldn't rise some vanilla cream into your mouth. I don't
Speaker 2: want the vanilla cream.
Speaker 1: I don't get what the vanilla cream is adding to this.
Speaker 1: If anything, fill it with like fruity cream.
Speaker 2: No, that's fruity. No, I don't think it's fruity enough.
Speaker 2: Fruity cream is just way too artificial sounding to me.
Speaker 1: Oh, but you're telling me a pillow that is orange
Speaker 1: and blue.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure. I'm more I'm really sure this is
Speaker 2: full of oranges and bananas and strawberries and grapes.
Speaker 1: Well, dear, I'm sorry to tell you it's not well.
Speaker 2: I live in Cereal Rich. I liked it. Please, I
Speaker 2: can't with you? Which was next? Andy? This one? Cinnamon
Speaker 2: toast crunch loaded? Should we call this episode fully loaded
Speaker 2: or reloaded? I think just live in Cereal Rich could
Speaker 2: do that too. Oh my god, there's so much to
Speaker 2: choose from. Yeah, so this is your cinematos.
Speaker 1: I not only curated it, but I came up with
Speaker 1: the episode description. Did you see the comment which one
Speaker 1: that said that they don't want us eating in the mics.
Speaker 2: Okay, I was going to respond to that, douche, because Hi,
Speaker 2: this is a podcast where we eat things.
Speaker 1: I just like that other podcast that attacked us.
Speaker 2: If it was like Serial Killers with an S and
Speaker 2: we were just doing stories about like the Gilgo Beach murders,
Speaker 2: we wouldn't be eating in the microphone because it's you know,
Speaker 2: maybe popcorn. But this is a podcast where we talk
Speaker 2: about cereal and we eat it. Yeah, that's what you
Speaker 2: came here for. If you have mesophilioma, then don't listen.
Speaker 2: What's it called? Wait? Wait, that's the right, that's the
Speaker 2: asbestos thing and all the lawyers. So for okay, when
Speaker 2: you watch like the two o'clock Sunday or AM. Yeah,
Speaker 2: when I'm watching All the Family at two o'clock in
Speaker 2: the morning on me TV, that's when the mesophilioma ad
Speaker 2: comes on. So Cinematon's crunch loaded with vanilla cream filling.
Speaker 2: There we go. Andy, Yep, whole milk, Farmland Fresh Dairies organic.
Speaker 2: And you know why I like the organic, Andy, right,
Speaker 2: I mean because it's delicious and fresh, but also because
Speaker 2: I like the container because it's not clear and you
Speaker 2: can't see how much milk we've used in the picture
Speaker 2: picture picture, because if you just hold up a jug
Speaker 2: and it's half empty, that's like, dude, what's with the
Speaker 2: jankety half filled container? You know? We should have stunt containers? Wayne,
Speaker 2: Can we get stunt containers please? Yeah, So we need
Speaker 2: plastic jug containers half gallon or quart and it has
Speaker 2: to look full all the time and we'll just use
Speaker 2: that much. Just put white construction paper in it or glue, yeah, right,
Speaker 2: or milk, I mean I don't right, well, not milk
Speaker 2: because that will expire. I guess, I don't know. We're
Speaker 2: gonna have to figure this out.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think it's really that.
Speaker 2: Here go, buddy. It must be like you're curating skills.
Speaker 2: Oh have a degree. There we go, buddy, one, two, three, Now,
Speaker 2: just it doesn't taste like cinnamon toast crunch. It does not.
Speaker 2: It tastes like one of the knockoff CTCs. How can
Speaker 2: you laugh at that? It's got a burnt taste to it, right,
Speaker 2: I was thinking that the ice cream doesn't mix very
Speaker 2: well with this.
Speaker 1: See I disagree. I would choose this over the tricks.
Speaker 1: The tricks it doesn't work for me because I don't
Speaker 1: get fruity and vanilla like that just is weird to me.
Speaker 2: It's like sorbet, but not good sorbet.
Speaker 1: This at least tastes like ice cream to a degree,
Speaker 1: Like I could see this being an ice cream flavor.
Speaker 2: Not so much cereal. I'm gonna give this three bulls.
Speaker 2: I give it three bulls too. Yeah, before you even
Speaker 2: said anything, I want to see what you were going
Speaker 2: to do there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't hate it.
Speaker 2: If anything, this is weight. It's better than the other one. Okay,
Speaker 2: I guess we can take a break now, don't we
Speaker 2: pal I don't even know what to play anymore. I
Speaker 2: gotta get nothing here. It's just there's nothing. Okay, old
Speaker 2: stand by Wilfrid Brimley. Here we go. It's the right
Speaker 2: thing to do. We'll be back right after this and
Speaker 2: we're back that hole. It wasn't big enough. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I have to look at it and now find the time.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I see twenty twenty four as the year of diabetes
Speaker 1: the sky.
Speaker 2: I can legit you the entire pand I love it
Speaker 2: so much. It is the best whip cream. Okay, you've
Speaker 2: said that many times. Stop, you know, stop stop.
Speaker 1: Only I could say it. Well, I squirt whip cream
Speaker 1: in my mouth.
Speaker 2: I'm the only one. You're over compensating, Andy, Oh I am, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I am, okay, yeah, pipe it down to it. My god,
Speaker 2: look at all those commercials that just came in. What
Speaker 2: am I gonna do? I don't know. I have to
Speaker 2: stay here later now, Oh no, you gotta leave, I do.
Speaker 2: I actually have to leave it because it's supposed to
Speaker 2: be flooding rains tonight. Flooding. Yeah, my house is gonna flood.
Speaker 2: I gotta get home and waterproof. Wow. You know what
Speaker 2: that means. I got to hack off the top of
Speaker 2: the storm drain, get the hose down there with the
Speaker 2: thing and the bucket. Oh my god, I need a
Speaker 2: raincoat and heck and slicker, a slicker in boots and
Speaker 2: a slicker. Your wellies, what's all is it? Those are
Speaker 2: your shoes? All right? Bring over the last one, Andy,
Speaker 2: I'm very excited for it. This one is gonna be good,
Speaker 2: because what the hell happened through it? I'm thinking, uh, oh, careful, careful.
Speaker 2: Andy's attempting to open the box. I can already see
Speaker 2: some cardboard. That was a bad job and job oh god,
Speaker 2: oh my god.
Speaker 1: Now we can't even eat the box. Get the other one?
Speaker 2: What? Oh? Did you do it right down the middle? Good? Good?
Speaker 2: They're not bad.
Speaker 1: No, I just want to stick my whole hand in there.
Speaker 2: So no, so like this is the coca Puff's loaded? Okay,
Speaker 2: so look at look at Look at cuckoo Coca what's
Speaker 2: his name? Cuckoo Sonny Sonny? Oh my god, I just
Speaker 2: had you know nothing about cereal. Look at Sonny's eyes.
Speaker 2: He's a little too excited about that. He has had
Speaker 2: way too much sugar. Today's rehab. If you're watching YouTube,
Speaker 2: look look at Sonny's eyes. He's out of his mind.
Speaker 1: He's got to go to a facility to check in
Speaker 1: and get cured.
Speaker 2: Show us how you live Cereal rich at livinloaded cereal
Speaker 2: dot com. So check that out. I just give him
Speaker 2: a plug. Oh cool, this is gonna be good. I'm
Speaker 2: really actually excited for this. But I'm thinking slightly rocky
Speaker 2: road because even though it's vanilla cream, I'm thinking more
Speaker 2: like marshmallow cream. Thank you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they smell like cocoa buffs. The tricks one did
Speaker 1: not smell like tricks The cinnamon Toa's question, and smell
Speaker 1: smell like cinnamon. But this smells like cocoa buffs. Should
Speaker 1: I put some whoop cream on yours? I'm okay for
Speaker 1: right now, just for now, I'm not allowed to talk
Speaker 1: about it. Only you're apparently allowed to plug.
Speaker 2: Also, this month, we have to go to the milk factory.
Speaker 2: I know the milk factory like I'm thinking Sesame Street.
Speaker 2: I don't know why, right, because they go and visit
Speaker 2: yeah for sure, Same Street or mister Rogers or ready,
Speaker 2: here we go. The milk is starting to turn chocolate.
Speaker 2: M m. It doesn't really taste like coca puffs A
Speaker 2: little bit out of all the chocolate pillow cereals we've had?
Speaker 2: How many have we had? A lot? Really? Yes?
Speaker 1: Okay, most of them are chocolate because I feel it's
Speaker 1: the go to. With a pillow, you can easily fill
Speaker 1: chocolate with vanilla or chocolate.
Speaker 2: Hold hold on one second, Hey, angry guy. Hmmmm, this
Speaker 2: is really delicious.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's a great way to get people to not
Speaker 1: tune in. I give this actually three bowls in a spoon.
Speaker 2: This is the best one. I'm going to give it
Speaker 2: four because I'm a big chocolate fan when it comes
Speaker 2: to cereal, and I'm very excited to try the milk
Speaker 2: You're ready, slightly chocolatey. Doesn't make as deep of a
Speaker 2: chocolate milk as regular Coca Puffs does, but I like it.
Speaker 2: Thank you, General Mills. Actually, you know, thank me also
Speaker 2: because I bought them. What please? We better make at
Speaker 2: least fifteen dollars on this episode since I paid for
Speaker 2: three boxes. Fingers crossed. That's cool, man. So it's a
Speaker 2: new year, Yeah, new year. That's great, man. We got
Speaker 2: lots of things coming this year. I'm excited. Lots of
Speaker 2: exciting things happening. Oh yeah, lots of new cereals. Yep,
Speaker 2: do you realize that we just keep going because they
Speaker 2: just keep coming. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Right, every time you go, oh, we're in a drought,
Speaker 1: I just think, oh, he'll.
Speaker 2: Get like forty two thousand cereals in the next week. See.
Speaker 2: And I just wasted maybe three weeks. Yeah, because I
Speaker 2: just blew, I blow. I just blew through three new cereals,
Speaker 2: all new.
Speaker 1: I can look at all these new cereals, those of old.
Speaker 2: Oh that one's not well, okay, we'll talk about that
Speaker 2: one soon. Oh that one came from England. I could
Speaker 2: tell yeah English, I have no, I have no idea
Speaker 2: what's going on in that thing. There's like eggs and
Speaker 2: sausage in the cereals, so yeah, oh, hold on, I'll
Speaker 2: just play this then. No, I don't eat it. No, No,
Speaker 2: we're not. We're not on the next Serial Killers.
Speaker 1: Show it calf crunch. Yeah, four Builders Essentials.
Speaker 2: It's English breakfast serial Read it the full English breastst cereal.
Speaker 2: Read these things that are in there.
Speaker 1: Say good morning to the world's first fry up flavored cereal.
Speaker 1: All the salty, savory goodness of a greasy spoon in
Speaker 1: one box.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Read the things that are in it.
Speaker 1: Egg yeah, bacon, yes, sausage, yes, sauce, yes, tomato and mushroom.
Speaker 2: Yeah, put it back down there. We'll see you next week.
Speaker 1: I just want to see it.
Speaker 2: No, no, look at don't let anyone see It's a secret,
Speaker 2: salty cereals until we see you next week. Thank you
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Speaker 2: Guys who says that, hit me up? Like twenty thirty somethings,
Speaker 2: probably hit me up. Hit me up at right, hit
Speaker 2: me up that nineties? Yeah, no I don't know. No,
Speaker 2: I mean if you were born in the nineties, then
Speaker 2: it hitped me up. Yeah. Probably chat me chat you
Speaker 2: chat me at me at me say crunch Andrew crunch
Speaker 2: me said, why would you do that? Because why are
Speaker 2: you throwing things? Episodes over