WEBVTT - Episode 14: Its UFC Not UCF

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<v Speaker 1>This this Dan Patrick takes a game gambling. There's something

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<v Speaker 1>that I do a clever way to circumvent Dan actually

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<v Speaker 1>making bets himself by using a proxy, and I became

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<v Speaker 1>consumed by it and now joined by bad Larry and

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<v Speaker 1>Dylan the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick, bad lay, Hello Dan,

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<v Speaker 1>how are you, buddy? I'm good, I'm good. Can you

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<v Speaker 1>hear Can you hear me? I have the phone on speaker.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I figured out how to do that. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>why do you have it on speaker? Well, because I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sitting at my control power in my living room and

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<v Speaker 1>I've got now I have my hands trick, I can

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<v Speaker 1>drink my coke and uh we can chat. Okay, all right, Uh, congratulations,

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<v Speaker 1>I've got you plus three from last week, so you're

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<v Speaker 1>up plus twenty three units, and uh, Dylan is minus

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<v Speaker 1>twelve and a half for the year. It's hard to hear. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but bad Larry thinks you'll be at least plus thirty

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<v Speaker 1>by the end of the NFL good a season. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. I don't think that. Damn we know that.

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<v Speaker 1>Bad Larry knows that. All right. Uh, anything we want

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<v Speaker 1>to look back on from last week, I'll start with you, Dylan,

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<v Speaker 1>You're a desperate man. I would prefer not to, but

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<v Speaker 1>for the sake of this, I guess we will both

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<v Speaker 1>my big bets both five unit bets Oregon Utah over.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a Michigan under both lost. That's tough. I

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<v Speaker 1>did for whatever the money line underdogs. It's probably where

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<v Speaker 1>I should stick because bailor money line hit and Lins money.

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<v Speaker 1>But do you think people are going to start going

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna bet opposite of Dylan. I have a chance

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<v Speaker 1>to be great. That's just as valuable as following Larry. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>like you could follow Larry and go against you and

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<v Speaker 1>make a freaking killing. I don't know if you miss

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<v Speaker 1>a game. I think we have all the bases covered

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<v Speaker 1>with that. Yeah, bad, Larry. Did you have a game

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<v Speaker 1>that stood out good or bad? Oh? I'm I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>big JM. You fan Alabama? I thought Alabama money line,

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<v Speaker 1>You're only gonna give me one unit on that? Well?

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<v Speaker 1>What did you bet a unit? But they were six

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<v Speaker 1>and a half point underdogs. Well, congratulations, you're not. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not surprised Alabama one. I know why am I not

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<v Speaker 1>getting two units for that? Why didn't you bet two units?

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<v Speaker 1>Why didn't you bet three units? It's a lock? Why

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<v Speaker 1>didn't you bet six units? I bet a thousand bucks

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<v Speaker 1>on him my book. He gave me two thousand and

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<v Speaker 1>fifty dollars. That's two oh five to a hundred, and

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<v Speaker 1>you guys will only give me one unit on it?

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<v Speaker 1>How many units died? Do you? How many units did

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<v Speaker 1>you give Dylan on his Detroit Lion money line? Bet

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<v Speaker 1>you had Bama money line, right, Alabama money two to one?

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<v Speaker 1>One was one was six and a half, and one

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<v Speaker 1>was seven. It got to be pretty much the same

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<v Speaker 1>unit you bet one when it's one units win two

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<v Speaker 1>on Bama money line. Correct. I was hope, I hope?

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, I mean it didn't sound like you gave

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<v Speaker 1>me the two units. Okay, Well let me check with

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<v Speaker 1>Ray Raise, the one who keeps score. So are we

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<v Speaker 1>giving Larry two units? Ray? Okay, we're giving you two units? Therefore,

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<v Speaker 1>bad Larry's now a plus twenty four units? Is that? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>That's well that's what my records show. So okay, And

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<v Speaker 1>at this point that doesn't really matter for me, Well

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<v Speaker 1>it does for the betting public. Yeah, Larry's guaranteeing he's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get to plus thirty by the end of the

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<v Speaker 1>regular season. You're gonna be lucky to get to age

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<v Speaker 1>thirty by the end of the year. I was. I

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<v Speaker 1>was hoping to swing back in the other direction, but

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<v Speaker 1>we'll have to wait till this week. Okay, all right?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh so bad Larry. We cleaned that up, and now

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<v Speaker 1>we go into this week. Uh college games. Yes, Montana

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<v Speaker 1>and j MU over forty five and a half, the

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<v Speaker 1>powerhouse that is in North Dakota State minus twenty four

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<v Speaker 1>versus East Tennessee and then Navy plus an half against Army.

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<v Speaker 1>Those are all for one units. Bad Larry, You've got

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<v Speaker 1>college football. I do. I love his I love his

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<v Speaker 1>first two picks. Um, I'm gonna go against him in

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<v Speaker 1>the last one. I don't. I have JMU minus the

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<v Speaker 1>six and a half due to one unit bets. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Jammy minus six and a half, and I think I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't even look at that over under, but I love

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<v Speaker 1>his over on app I'm not gonna touch you. I

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<v Speaker 1>have j M minus six. I got James Madison minus six, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. And Army. I want to buy that down

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<v Speaker 1>from seven and a half to seven. Okay, I'll take

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<v Speaker 1>Army for one unit. Okay, So Armies won four of

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<v Speaker 1>the last five matchups. Um. By the way, Cole Johnson

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<v Speaker 1>is going to be your favorite football player. JMU quarterback.

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<v Speaker 1>Just letting you know. Thirty two touchdowns two interceptions this year. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's why I have j M. You mont Hanna beat

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<v Speaker 1>who do they beat Eastern Washington or something to get

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<v Speaker 1>into this game? That sounds about right allegedly. Okay, so

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<v Speaker 1>that's that's college going to Vision one next year? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah they are? Yeah, yeah, I think you're gonna leave

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<v Speaker 1>a little mark this year. Okay. NFL Dalan, Yes, two

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<v Speaker 1>unit bets, Larry, I think you like this. Giant's Chargers

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<v Speaker 1>under forty three. Oh, I have the same beat, but

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<v Speaker 1>I sent it in an undermine minus forty five. But

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<v Speaker 1>I believe so okay, well, I still like it. I

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<v Speaker 1>think I'm I'm basically gonna bet the Giants under until

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<v Speaker 1>it loses, is my strategy. We have. The over under

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<v Speaker 1>is forty three. Okay, you think I ring this, Larry,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. I don't have any rooting. I want you

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<v Speaker 1>to do well and we're on the same side on

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<v Speaker 1>this one. So it affects me. Why I know it

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<v Speaker 1>was forty five when I sent my pix in yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's fine, Okay. I believe it's gonna come down.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna be lucky to get at Yeah. Well, you're

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<v Speaker 1>locked in at forty three here, okay, but I'm not.

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<v Speaker 1>I am't giving you my I'm locked in forty three. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>And then to unit second to univet Rams plus two

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<v Speaker 1>against the Cardinals on Monday Night Football, Prime Time dog.

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<v Speaker 1>Um one unit bets Steelers plus three versus the Vikings

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<v Speaker 1>on Thursday Night Football Tonight the Vikings. Kirk Cousins Prime

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<v Speaker 1>Time as still a recipe for disaster in my book,

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<v Speaker 1>eight and seventeen in his career. Yeah, that's not great.

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<v Speaker 1>Ravens plus three against the Browns and forty minus one

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<v Speaker 1>against the Bengals. Ravens aren't good against the spread recently, No,

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<v Speaker 1>but I like them better as underdogs and favorites. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>They are one in four in their last five games

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<v Speaker 1>against I know that all too, okay. Um. And then

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<v Speaker 1>I have the all Prime Time dog parlay Steelers plus

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<v Speaker 1>three Bears plus twelve and a half Rams plus two

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<v Speaker 1>for plus six hundred. Also for one unit. You you

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<v Speaker 1>haven't won a parlay minus units on parlays this year. Yes, Dan,

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<v Speaker 1>you say that, I see that as being due to

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<v Speaker 1>win one. Okay, do you have anything else? I do?

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<v Speaker 1>I have a couple going off the book here UFC

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<v Speaker 1>two sixty nine this weekend Charles olivera by submission over

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<v Speaker 1>Dustin Poorier plus three hundred for a unit. And then

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<v Speaker 1>I got to college basketball games today, both for one unit.

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<v Speaker 1>Denver plus fourteen against New Mexico. I'm two and oh

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<v Speaker 1>bet in Denver basketball and Iowa minus five vers Iowa State.

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<v Speaker 1>I believe that should cover all the bases. Poorias defeated

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<v Speaker 1>Connor McGregor twice. Yeah, I actually like poor A two,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm actually this one. I was like, this is

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<v Speaker 1>the smarter play. Instead I tried to not go smart

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<v Speaker 1>my heart. Okay, Uh bad Larry, Okay, I guess Dylan

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<v Speaker 1>got my picks. Yesterday I went home and just went

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<v Speaker 1>against every one of them. Mona Monerole one unit bats

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<v Speaker 1>the White Things minus three against Dylan Steelers. I also

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<v Speaker 1>have under in the Giants game Leubis changes at the

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<v Speaker 1>forty three. I had the Saints minus six against the Jets.

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<v Speaker 1>I got five and a half. Wow, thank you. I

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<v Speaker 1>have the Browns minus a two and a half against

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<v Speaker 1>Dylan's Ravens. I got minus three. Okay, Oh don't you

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<v Speaker 1>just said oh okay, and then I gave you one

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<v Speaker 1>that you didn't agree with and you're like, okay, I

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<v Speaker 1>got it. I'm crossing it out on my paper in

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<v Speaker 1>front of me. I have the Bengals minus one against

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<v Speaker 1>the forty Niners, and then I have the Bucks minus

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<v Speaker 1>three against the Bills. Then like Dylan and if he's

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<v Speaker 1>going UCS, you know whatever that No usc USC can

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<v Speaker 1>I do that like the Base City Rollers and some

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<v Speaker 1>roller dervy or something. Yeah, cricket, whatever you're putting, bringing

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<v Speaker 1>us UF fight, no usc UFC Ultimate Fighting Competitional Championship whatever. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'm gonna stick with football. Have

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<v Speaker 1>a I have a three team teased and units. Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to make sure I got your Bengals pick correct.

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<v Speaker 1>The Bengals are plus one against the forty Niners. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>how did that? Minus one? Yeah? Yeah, once again, one

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<v Speaker 1>that goes in your favor. What goes around comes around,

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<v Speaker 1>all right? I love you giving me those half the

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<v Speaker 1>points around around the spread. Okay, do you have anything

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<v Speaker 1>else you're betting on yes day and I have a

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<v Speaker 1>three team, two unit tease the Chargers chargers down will

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<v Speaker 1>pick them the Titans plus one and a half. And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not really like, I'm not really liking this last one.

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<v Speaker 1>But Detroit plus seventeen and a half. Wow, coming off

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<v Speaker 1>a big win momentum. It they lose by ten every

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<v Speaker 1>game they Yeah, they do stay in it. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>that coach gets him to play. So it's a two

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<v Speaker 1>unit parlay or a teaser Chargers to point, get ten

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<v Speaker 1>points to adjust the line. You're ten and twelve on

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<v Speaker 1>teasers this year. I don't know if you care about that.

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<v Speaker 1>I just you know I do. I'm coming back a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit. That's good. I got killed that first week.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah you did. We all remember the do not will

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<v Speaker 1>you stop with the Buffalo bill? I remember like it

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<v Speaker 1>was fourteen weeks ago. Yeah, but but you know what, Larry,

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<v Speaker 1>we looked back. That wasn't a fluke. Buffalo hasn't beaten

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<v Speaker 1>anybody any good this year. Yeah, I know. I I

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<v Speaker 1>overrated Buffalo. I overrated the forty niners. I mean I

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<v Speaker 1>thought they would be way better than they are this

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<v Speaker 1>year and obviously get overrated. Yeah, that may literally the

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<v Speaker 1>worst pick I could have possibly made. All Right, so

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<v Speaker 1>we're good. I believe that. All right, all right, Lairy,

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<v Speaker 1>good luck this weekend deal. Thanks, thanks again. Good Luck

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<v Speaker 1>on a bunch of your games, not all of them now, Larry,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll show you a text if things are going poorly

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<v Speaker 1>or well well, and congratulations on your fight. Good luck

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<v Speaker 1>on your fight. Congratulations figuring out the speaker mode on

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<v Speaker 1>your phone. That's really that's very, very impressive. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get the raised. My lunch is waiting alright later, bye bye,