Speaker 1: All right, we're rolling. Put him on and move on in.
Speaker 2: All right, put him on and move on in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, what happened to the thing?
Speaker 1: I had the thing? Here?
Speaker 2: What thing?
Speaker 1: I was gonna play the thing? Okay, welcome to serial Killers?
Speaker 1: Want to get your bald head in here? Come on,
Speaker 1: move on over.
Speaker 3: On the video.
Speaker 1: Hi, Ryan, Today's Monday, November twenty eighth, and this is
Speaker 1: serial Killers?
Speaker 3: That's not it? Where's the theme is that Monday Night football?
Speaker 1: As Ronnie?
Speaker 3: Come on, dude, you know this.
Speaker 1: You don't know what TV theme show? That what TV
Speaker 1: theme song?
Speaker 3: That was?
Speaker 1: The original song did not have lyrics. It was just that.
Speaker 1: Come on, Nick's seven Mary three, Hawaii five oh seven,
Speaker 1: Marry three?
Speaker 3: It's a band paunch? If that's Chips? Yes? Was it
Speaker 3: really Chips?
Speaker 1: You never listened to this podcast ever? Do you?
Speaker 3: And I never watched Chips? Apparently? There's My first question
Speaker 3: is like, why was I not hired to sing that that?
Speaker 3: That's what I did here on on, you know, on
Speaker 3: the Big show? Because you left? Yeah, but I'm available.
Speaker 1: We don't pay.
Speaker 3: Well, that's all right, you're my friends.
Speaker 2: We need actually new intros. They're all stale. I've heard everyone.
Speaker 3: Now you can pay me now that you didn't pay
Speaker 3: me the first time.
Speaker 2: Brody did a great job making the intros. But now
Speaker 2: it's been three years and it's just the same ones
Speaker 2: like this one. Some boys watch sports, some boys play sports,
Speaker 2: but these two don't play no way.
Speaker 3: Is that the theme to different strokes?
Speaker 1: This one, well, that'd be great, and.
Speaker 2: Then this one Cereal Killers, it's the same.
Speaker 1: Let him hear he's never heard any of this. He
Speaker 1: doesn't listen to any podcast.
Speaker 3: I listened to his.
Speaker 1: I listened to his Bob Ross podcast, but he does
Speaker 1: not listen to Serial Killers.
Speaker 2: Oh welcome, Ron, I'm too busy making pod. Do you
Speaker 2: want to be or do you want to be called
Speaker 2: ballfree Gronnie? You can call me whatever you want.
Speaker 3: Here your pod.
Speaker 2: Here's ron He's the host of the Bob Ross podcast.
Speaker 2: Give it up for ron.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what are you doing? Great? So, anyway, Ronnie used
Speaker 1: to work with us on the Big Show back in
Speaker 1: the day. People know that, Yes, well not this podcast,
Speaker 1: but you weren't here three years ago and we started this.
Speaker 1: That's okay, right, so they don't know who you are.
Speaker 1: This is Ronnie.
Speaker 2: Ronnie's there's a lot of people actually newman who helped
Speaker 2: me our website had never heard of the Morning Show.
Speaker 2: He just really loved our podcast.
Speaker 3: Seinfeld.
Speaker 1: Yes, so let's not go too deep into this. Let's
Speaker 1: save it for ball chat. Because here we're gonna eat cereal.
Speaker 1: So welcome, Ronnie. We eat cereal in this podcast. It's
Speaker 1: called Serial Killers and it's for this so.
Speaker 2: Lucky you don't have like any who is it any
Speaker 2: co host on your podcast, So lucky.
Speaker 1: His co host is dead.
Speaker 2: Cool. So we eat cereal on this one, Ronnie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And unfortunately you came in a bad week because
Speaker 1: we just have a bunch of crap today because you know,
Speaker 1: we're still waiting on some of the new Christmas cereals
Speaker 1: to come.
Speaker 3: We haven't, we don't have them yet. How do you
Speaker 3: determine what cereal you're gonna eat every day?
Speaker 4: Is it?
Speaker 3: Rando? No? I carefully curate each episode.
Speaker 2: He doesn't.
Speaker 3: I'm sure you did.
Speaker 2: These trash bat like boxes that he puts them in,
Speaker 2: and then he's like scurries through them like a little
Speaker 2: like me me me, me me no, and then he
Speaker 2: just picks him out and goes this one maybe this one,
Speaker 2: Oh no.
Speaker 1: I know what would go well? With others, and we
Speaker 1: generally do one new one and then to just either
Speaker 1: throwaways or randoms or store brands or listeners supplied or
Speaker 1: oh whatever.
Speaker 2: He's our Cereal Solier.
Speaker 1: No, I am your Cereal. What is it that I say? Sense?
Speaker 1: I'm your sense of Cereal? Okay, White Warrior, all right,
Speaker 1: so here we go. Let's go with serial number one.
Speaker 1: This one's actually a granola and it is brand new
Speaker 1: and it is from love Crunch.
Speaker 2: Are you a Cereal fan? Ron?
Speaker 3: It's an interesting question. I am a fan, but growing up?
Speaker 3: Excuse me? What are you shaking it up? First? Is
Speaker 3: that to do anything?
Speaker 1: You know nothing about this podcast? Nothing? Go ahead and
Speaker 1: play it? Play it?
Speaker 2: Are you ready to watch a grown man shake a bag?
Speaker 1: Shake? In this case it's a bag?
Speaker 3: This podcast is so scottiebe meta. Is like, this is
Speaker 3: just like a like a cartoon version of your actual life.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, and it's fine and I'm lucky enough to
Speaker 2: live through it.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 1: And this is a new premium organic granola from Love Crunch.
Speaker 1: Nature's Path makes this. And this one is dark chocolate
Speaker 1: and hazel nut ethel newt.
Speaker 3: You know, I know we're on a schedule yet, but
Speaker 3: he did ask me a question about if I at
Speaker 3: zeial and you just completely you were too busy shaking
Speaker 3: your box. That's not a box.
Speaker 2: If you weren't here, it would still be that way.
Speaker 2: Go ahead, I could say one thing and then all
Speaker 2: of a sudden he'll just be like, oh wow, do
Speaker 2: you see the preservatives.
Speaker 1: Well, this way, while I'm opening it, you can.
Speaker 3: You can answer the cereal, get some hyper and the
Speaker 3: ADHD like comes comes in hardcore.
Speaker 1: Hot in here.
Speaker 3: He's sweating.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna take my sweatshirt off.
Speaker 3: So my folk growing up, my mother in particular, would
Speaker 3: not let me eat sugar cereals. That was off limits.
Speaker 3: So my cereals, my cereals growing up were limited to cheerios,
Speaker 3: rice crispies, any rice based cereal which also obviously has
Speaker 3: sugar in it, but not like frosted flakes or you know.
Speaker 3: Growing up back then that was that was kind of
Speaker 3: like a snack.
Speaker 1: So a treat for you was honey nut cheerios. You
Speaker 1: got to eat that.
Speaker 3: I actually eat honey nut cheerios straight out of the
Speaker 3: box as a snack because of that, grow that situation
Speaker 3: growing up, because it is a treat for me.
Speaker 2: I love good honey nut ccheio.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. So I'm pretty I'm pretty basic
Speaker 3: as a cereal eater. These are still the same cereals
Speaker 3: that I eat. So anything you're handing over to me
Speaker 3: now is going to be a completely new experience. Pretty good.
Speaker 1: I wish we had some good stuff for you.
Speaker 3: This is all garbage standard something good?
Speaker 2: What give him something good?
Speaker 1: Maybe we'll see it's curated. Remember it's not curated. Careful
Speaker 1: are you using the word curate? Is like an insult
Speaker 1: to people that actually curate things.
Speaker 3: And you're a sense sense is don't curate?
Speaker 1: That's right? Can you stop drinking coffee because it's gonna
Speaker 1: skew the rating?
Speaker 2: Do you know our rating system?
Speaker 3: No, he doesn't doesn't.
Speaker 2: So five bowls is like the highest you can go.
Speaker 2: Think of it like five stars. Spoons are like a
Speaker 2: half a star. So you can give something the lowest.
Speaker 2: You could give it as a puke fase that's if
Speaker 2: you can't eat it.
Speaker 1: And that's nothing.
Speaker 2: But otherwise you could do between a spoon and five
Speaker 2: bowls and then also do half a star. You could
Speaker 2: do like us, three spoon, three balls and a spoon.
Speaker 1: You're confusing everyone.
Speaker 3: And have you carefully thought out the milk to cereal
Speaker 3: ratio before pouring?
Speaker 1: I did, But when this granola, granola is very heavy,
Speaker 1: so it's s.
Speaker 2: I gotta tell you. There's kind of like an oily
Speaker 2: film at the top. Very interesting.
Speaker 3: Well, we're also, you know, eating it out of a
Speaker 3: paper cup, which is not the traditional way to eat cereal.
Speaker 3: You you thought about bowls, No, we don't.
Speaker 2: Do that because I don't have to wash them. Dark
Speaker 2: chocolate and hazel nut butter love crunch by nature.
Speaker 3: I don't love the hazel nut or as we called
Speaker 3: them we were kids, Philiberts.
Speaker 1: But this is pretty decent.
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 3: There's something in it that there's not as solid as
Speaker 3: the granola way. Yes, it is the It is the
Speaker 3: hazel nut buttery. Not a little unexpected. But now that
Speaker 3: I've had a little bit of it, I can dig
Speaker 3: it delicious.
Speaker 1: I can dig it. We can dig a chicken dig
Speaker 1: he can dig it. They can dig.
Speaker 3: It, baby, I can dig it.
Speaker 2: He could get You could dig We could dig it.
Speaker 2: They could dig it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give it three bowls in a spoon. How
Speaker 1: about that.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give this four bowls I think it's delicious. Actually, yeah,
Speaker 2: four bowls. I'm thinking about maybe bumping it up a spoon.
Speaker 3: But what's the max rating? Fives? Any has any cereal
Speaker 3: gotten five balls?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Lucky Charms all day?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's your five bowls. Yeah, yep.
Speaker 2: We actually have the cereal Hall of Fame. It's our
Speaker 2: list of cereals. There's I think twenty of them. Now
Speaker 2: you should check it out.
Speaker 1: At serial KILLERSPC dot com. You can see all the
Speaker 1: cereal ratings there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you ever actually go to the cereal so
Speaker 3: on the site, you've you've done it.
Speaker 2: An archive of everything. Yeah, every cereal we've ever done,
Speaker 2: archived all eight hundred cereals.
Speaker 3: Look at how much you have accomplished since I left?
Speaker 1: Do that? What are you thinking that? Ron T Burke?
Speaker 3: You know it's tough because this is my first rodeo.
Speaker 3: M hm, So you know it's how do I set
Speaker 3: the bar? Well, I'm gonna I'm gonna go because you
Speaker 3: said I wasn't gonna like any of these. I just
Speaker 3: said they're crap to me. Well that you know, but
Speaker 3: when I saw you're like.
Speaker 1: When I say crap, like crap, I don't mean taste
Speaker 1: crap I just mean, it's nothing that's gonna be.
Speaker 3: Like, whoa, that's the brand new blah blah.
Speaker 1: Blah, you know, because we're waiting on a few brand
Speaker 1: new bubble bas and I just don't have them.
Speaker 2: Actually I'm gonna do I'm gonna bump it up a spoon. Okay,
Speaker 2: four bowls in a spoon?
Speaker 3: Cool, all right, I like it. But based on the
Speaker 3: standards of not having tasted any other cereal on this podcast,
Speaker 3: I want to start. I'm gonna go with what Scottie
Speaker 3: rated three bowls in a spoon, which to.
Speaker 2: Me, like that's a good rating, right, that is a
Speaker 2: good rating.
Speaker 3: All right. I just want to make sure. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 3: doing the love crap.
Speaker 1: And the milk is pretty good too. We are using
Speaker 1: today Farmland Dairies fat free milk, where some still call
Speaker 1: it skim. How it's not skim anymore, it's fact free.
Speaker 3: How much does does milk play a part in the
Speaker 3: Cereal Killers podcast? It plays a big part because it's
Speaker 3: a huge part of cereal Yeah.
Speaker 1: And the fact that no milk company has given us
Speaker 1: free milk yet or sponsored this podcast is astronomical to me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we would love to do some type of advertisement.
Speaker 1: It is the wrong word. You're right. As soon as
Speaker 1: I said it, I said, that doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 1: How about it's astronomically insane. That makes much more sense.
Speaker 2: Good, this coffee is delicious.
Speaker 1: Stop doing that.
Speaker 2: You can't tell me what to do, all right?
Speaker 1: Should we move on?
Speaker 2: I mean, what can we expose.
Speaker 3: With the milk and sponsors? How come that hasn't happened?
Speaker 3: I mean, you guys are like, go to all the
Speaker 3: cereal you.
Speaker 2: Tell us we tried. We're trying to get any sponsorship
Speaker 2: like manscaped. I don't know literally any of it. Well,
Speaker 2: we're willing to do any.
Speaker 1: Type of average chest And as a matter of fact,
Speaker 1: we were talking to Farmlanderries for a little while and
Speaker 1: then they just ghosted us.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Ghost It's a shame.
Speaker 2: It's a shame.
Speaker 1: All we'd have to say is this episode sponsored by
Speaker 1: Farmland Dairies. Thank you for supplying the milk. Go to
Speaker 1: farmlandaeries dot com for all your milk needs.
Speaker 2: Or hair products.
Speaker 3: That's it. Thank you, and give us some free milk
Speaker 3: every once in a while. That's all. It's the story
Speaker 3: of our lives. One day you're talking to a milk
Speaker 3: company in the next day you're not there. They disappear, right,
Speaker 3: all right, let's move on.
Speaker 2: Also, you don't have to eat the whole thing.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, do I have to?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, you could just take a couple of bites.
Speaker 2: Don't worry. You can add the milk.
Speaker 3: No, I'm thirsty. Okay, it's good though.
Speaker 1: Right. So as a kid, did you ever have I mean,
Speaker 1: I know you were only allowed bland cereals, But how
Speaker 1: about Golden Grams? Did you've had? You've had them at
Speaker 1: some point in your life?
Speaker 3: How that I can recall?
Speaker 1: You've never had a freaking golden Graham?
Speaker 3: I shut up. I can't say that. I that if
Speaker 3: I did, I don't remember it. Well, you are in
Speaker 3: for a treat, there's that.
Speaker 1: Well I didn't say we're having golden grams.
Speaker 2: Why you are not in for a treat?
Speaker 1: Why would we have golden grams? We had them years ago?
Speaker 2: Well I thought maybe it was a new version of it,
Speaker 2: a new version.
Speaker 1: Well it's a different version. It's a it's a store brand.
Speaker 2: Okay, So so how far off am I?
Speaker 1: You're pretty far off? It literally says Graham. Squares See,
Speaker 1: this is a knockoff of Golden Grams. General Mill makes
Speaker 1: Golden Grams and no Mills. I know I keep my
Speaker 1: mouth is not working today, thank you though, So add
Speaker 1: flavor to life with food Club. Food Club is the brand.
Speaker 1: We did one of those last week with the Coco
Speaker 1: Locos and uh so this is a bear eating. What's
Speaker 1: the matter? What you're just very like distraught.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm just looking at my phone. I'm getting text messages.
Speaker 1: Okay, don't worry about it right now. So producer Sam
Speaker 1: got us this box when she was where was she
Speaker 1: on her bachel of Sidona? She brought this back from Arizona.
Speaker 1: He doesn't care. He doesn't pay a touch the whole
Speaker 1: time because other things are way more important than this, right, you.
Speaker 3: Can't just shut off. Well they are, but you can't
Speaker 3: just shut off.
Speaker 1: For fifteen minutes. What happens when you're on a plane
Speaker 1: and there's no.
Speaker 2: Service fifteen minutes?
Speaker 3: Maybe that was farm more eleven minutes in from Leanderius
Speaker 3: might have been texting highly. No, they just did a sponsorship,
Speaker 3: so they touched base with me, not him.
Speaker 2: So I'm just here to get abused.
Speaker 1: I love you Andy anyway. So Sam brought this back
Speaker 1: from Sedona. From her bachelorette party. We wanted her to
Speaker 1: be here.
Speaker 2: To do a wild bear. He would like kill somebody.
Speaker 3: Ah, he's very happy to be eating that square.
Speaker 2: Maybe he has rabies.
Speaker 3: Maybe it was one of his cubs that went missing
Speaker 3: in New Jersey. You know you heard that story.
Speaker 2: No you didn't.
Speaker 1: Oh he's also not a black bear. He's just a
Speaker 1: brown bear. Bear, brown bear? What do you see?
Speaker 2: Or Cocaine Bear comes out next year? It's a movie,
Speaker 2: is it really? Yeah? It's really about a bear that
Speaker 2: gets into cocaine.
Speaker 1: He looks like he's on it. Look look at him.
Speaker 1: She's out of his mind, this guy.
Speaker 3: Anyway about movies with bears, this is generic the book,
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, this is generic. A Ballou is a bear.
Speaker 1: You remember that?
Speaker 3: No you don't.
Speaker 1: Why did you say balloo?
Speaker 2: Gays, we were talking about bears.
Speaker 3: Shut up. Ballou was the bear and John.
Speaker 1: You grew up in New York, didn't you have that?
Speaker 1: Didn't you have cat tests like cat tests when you
Speaker 1: were a kid that were called cat test. It was
Speaker 1: the California Achievement Test. You're the same age as me, dude.
Speaker 1: We had that in elementary school. You filled in little bubbles.
Speaker 1: It was a cat test and it was.
Speaker 3: Just maybe it was dog tests in Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: No, you Dick, No, And it was this same podcast.
Speaker 3: This is what I've been missing was the thing that.
Speaker 1: Says a balloo is a bear. And then it was
Speaker 1: like different, forget it, just forget it. Let's eat this.
Speaker 1: Sam couldn't be with us because she just got married
Speaker 1: and she's on the phone.
Speaker 2: She could have joined us. You chose not to include her.
Speaker 3: That is false. She left.
Speaker 2: Did you ask her? It's her big Yes, it's her
Speaker 2: big wedding weekend. So if I call Sam right now,
Speaker 2: she's gonna say that you asked her. Listen, were you
Speaker 2: here for this conversation? Cereal will go back? She walked
Speaker 2: by before and did you ask her?
Speaker 1: I should have a great wedding.
Speaker 3: Good thing. He has the phone around so we can
Speaker 3: find him.
Speaker 1: This bag is terrible, stupid food club, terrible bag, terrible?
Speaker 3: Is that you're gonna get points off for the bad bag?
Speaker 1: Absolutely?
Speaker 3: Is that? Is that? It's just about taste.
Speaker 1: It's all taste.
Speaker 2: Hey, Sam and and Hire, you're on Serial Killers. Did
Speaker 2: Scotty ask you if we could have the cereal with you?
Speaker 2: Or is he just pouring your cereal? Without you, I
Speaker 2: find the.
Speaker 1: One you brought back from Sedona. I figured you're very
Speaker 1: you're very busy wedding everything. I didn't think you'd have time,
Speaker 1: and I didn't want the cereal to go bad.
Speaker 4: Well you should have asked me either way.
Speaker 3: There it is, but you gave it.
Speaker 1: You gave it to me and like you threw it
Speaker 1: on the floor and you're like here you were so
Speaker 1: angry about it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because last time I brought you a cereal you
Speaker 4: complained about it. Because last time a normal person.
Speaker 1: Last time you brought us a cereal deer, it wasn't
Speaker 1: a cereal.
Speaker 4: It was he'll say thank you like a normal person.
Speaker 4: What kind of toddler is like, it's not exactly what
Speaker 4: I wanted. It throws the Barbie doll, like.
Speaker 3: Well, are you a child when you do that.
Speaker 1: I did say thank you, but I said, we don't.
Speaker 1: This is not cereal.
Speaker 4: No, you said thank you, but you didn't even give
Speaker 4: it like a normal thank you. You gave me a
Speaker 4: fake thank you. Thanks, but we don't eat this. Thanks,
Speaker 4: but this isn't the cereal. Thanks, but I'm not going
Speaker 4: to use this anyway.
Speaker 1: We're trying your Graham squares now, from Are.
Speaker 4: They good because they got on a flight to get here,
Speaker 4: so I hope it's not craps.
Speaker 1: Well, it looks the shape of Golden Grams. The texture
Speaker 1: is a little bit different. It looks like they're slightly frosted. There.
Speaker 1: There's a little sheen to them that Golden Grams does
Speaker 1: not have. I would say this is a glossy finish,
Speaker 1: whereas Golden Grahams is a matte finish, and they Golden
Speaker 1: Grams has little ridges in them. This has maybe some
Speaker 1: bubbles from the machine. Right, let's see.
Speaker 3: Okay, hey, Sam, hi, a ballue is.
Speaker 1: A bear, that's right. Rubbish is trash.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, cat we get tach cat tests.
Speaker 1: She's very young. She doesn't know that she's young. It
Speaker 1: tastes like it wants to be Golden Gram's very bad. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it is not quite there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's interesting. It's it's an interesting I think you
Speaker 2: would have loved it, Sam, I'm sorry that Scott didn't
Speaker 2: ask you.
Speaker 1: I don't think you'd love it. It tastes a little bit
Speaker 1: like styrofoam. After the initial Graham flavor kind of wears all.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, okay, Well that wasn't worth a flight like
Speaker 4: you can.
Speaker 1: You can pack your Pinterest packages with them.
Speaker 3: Did you just write us to donate to get the
Speaker 3: cereal for the cereal?
Speaker 2: Did you also just call her poshmark same thing?
Speaker 1: It's all the same stuff.
Speaker 2: It's actually very different. Okay, okay, well, thank you Sam, Sam,
Speaker 2: I'm giving it.
Speaker 4: Carl Murray picks up in the grocery store.
Speaker 1: Also, it was her. You just you just transported it.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, because it was so easy making room in
Speaker 4: my check luggage for you people. So you were Thank you,
Speaker 4: you Toddler.
Speaker 1: You are just the cereal mule Cereal.
Speaker 4: Thank you Sam, Thank you, You're welcome. Andrew and only Andrew.
Speaker 3: Love you.
Speaker 1: Hope you're enjoying. I hope you're enjoying your honeymoon. Hope
Speaker 1: you're enjoying your honeymoon.
Speaker 2: Also say bye to Ron bye bye bye.
Speaker 1: See you.
Speaker 3: Do you ever like keep eating the cereal even if
Speaker 3: you don't like it?
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, yeah, Wait till the next one. That's what
Speaker 1: I'm doing right now, wait till the next one.
Speaker 2: I'm going to give this two balls.
Speaker 1: It's got two balls for me as well.
Speaker 2: It's very bland. It's not anything like golden grams are
Speaker 2: so good the bar is set so high that that
Speaker 2: is just sad.
Speaker 3: One bowl, one spoon. I want to go lower. Wow,
Speaker 3: I'm sending the bar lower, just.
Speaker 1: Like what was the game show Card Sharks lower? Yeah?
Speaker 2: What are you saying? What the hell is card Sharks?
Speaker 1: Shut up? Where we were?
Speaker 3: We?
Speaker 2: When we were?
Speaker 1: We're We're we're the one were.
Speaker 2: Don't we use that sometimes?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: That's card Sharks.
Speaker 2: Oh, I had no idea who was the host.
Speaker 3: It wasn't Chuck Woillery the other family not.
Speaker 2: That was Tiktak dough what I literally, I don't know,
Speaker 2: I don't no, I give up. Remember you know, I
Speaker 2: remember a tictact Ol Ronnie, when they would choose the
Speaker 2: one in the dragon would dragon, I would get scared
Speaker 2: as a kid.
Speaker 1: It would go bra and it was.
Speaker 3: And it was like an eight bit dragon. Terrible graphics,
Speaker 3: but I got scared of it. Anyway, we'll be back
Speaker 3: right after this.
Speaker 2: Oh I forgot. Oh, of course you did. Okay, I
Speaker 2: hope you filled the hole. We'll be right back and
Speaker 2: back with our buddy bald freak Ronnie. What is hope
Speaker 2: you filled the whole of Nashville.
Speaker 1: You'd have to listen to the podcast.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, no guarantees.
Speaker 2: So I go back and I put the ads in.
Speaker 1: So if you had, if you find any like special
Speaker 1: Nashvillian cereals, will you send them to me?
Speaker 2: I brought some home last time I was in.
Speaker 3: Now that I know, Yeah, I mean are there is
Speaker 3: there such a thing as like a regional well there?
Speaker 1: I mean there's regional store brands, like what's your supermarket?
Speaker 3: There? I go to Kroger. We also have publics.
Speaker 1: You have publics in Nashville.
Speaker 3: Yeah, those are the two big ones. That's so exciting
Speaker 3: for me in publics. I love that you have public
Speaker 3: He's gonna come visit you, I will. The grocery stores
Speaker 3: are pretty nice in Nashville. I would say, I.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't actually love to see you in Nashville.
Speaker 1: Did you know that at public shopping is a pleasure?
Speaker 1: Have you noticed?
Speaker 3: I haven't been. I've only gone the Kroger.
Speaker 1: Actually we had a five bowler from Kroger last week
Speaker 1: or two weeks ago. The marshmallow. These guys, so.
Speaker 3: Would you do like if have you tried like the
Speaker 3: store brand?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: The store brandshe Broger's got a lot of those. This
Speaker 2: one is so good. Kroger's shining stars with marshmallows.
Speaker 1: Can you tell us what rip off this is? Ronnie?
Speaker 3: Come on now, I mean it's got a Lucky Charms.
Speaker 1: It is absolutely Lucky charms.
Speaker 3: And Kroger has one for every every brand cereal. There
Speaker 3: is a Kroger brand, which is pretty common amongst most supermarkets.
Speaker 1: It is. But you know, you might have some regional,
Speaker 1: like you know, some Cajun Cajun flakes there.
Speaker 3: There's no such thing as Cajun flakes, not New Orleans.
Speaker 1: That's right, Well, something you're down there. What have they
Speaker 1: got in Nashville? Maybe they have country flakes. I haven't
Speaker 1: got us some country flakes.
Speaker 3: Country. I'll get the same three cereals I always get.
Speaker 2: Do you really think that, like Nashville was by like
Speaker 2: a bay for a second.
Speaker 1: It was there's you know old Bay spices. All right,
Speaker 1: here we go. You ready? So this one I'm gonna
Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now, I'm sorry, this one's disgusting.
Speaker 1: Haven't tried it, but I'm letting you know that it is.
Speaker 3: I think that's that's poor form on your part. You
Speaker 3: shouldn't like preview it like there should be no is
Speaker 3: gonna be this is a cool cereal.
Speaker 2: Maybe you'll like it, maybe you want This.
Speaker 1: Is from our good friends at Catalina Crunch. Okay, so
Speaker 1: you did. You did a keto thing for a minute,
Speaker 1: didn't you.
Speaker 3: No, never, never, no health kick for you. Now, I
Speaker 3: just you know, I just stay in shape on that yourrell. Okay.
Speaker 1: So anytime we have Catalina Crunch, it is an event.
Speaker 2: It is so this Oh god, is that a chocolate one?
Speaker 1: This is chocolate banana?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: No, no, oh god, yeah, no, no, no, you'll see.
Speaker 1: He just came from our good friend Laura. Thank you
Speaker 1: for sending this, Laura. It is paleo friendly, vegan, one
Speaker 1: hundred percent plant based, soy free, wheat, free.
Speaker 3: High in fiber, no sugar, alcohols. So you know what
Speaker 3: this is gonna be.
Speaker 2: I know it's gonna be.
Speaker 3: So the Listeners sends cereals.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh it's see all those boxes back there,
Speaker 1: that's all Listeners supplied stuff.
Speaker 2: It's insane.
Speaker 3: It's a cot into industry. Who knows.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we've really found our niche have we?
Speaker 1: Though?
Speaker 3: Speak for yourself.
Speaker 1: I mean it smells like bananas. It looks like some
Speaker 1: sort of animal poop in the woods. It's that dark.
Speaker 1: This looks like a bloody stool feeling. Oh that commercial
Speaker 1: that discussed allergen. What is that commercial? Linses. I think
Speaker 1: it's lindsas Yeah, in the commercial, in one of the side.
Speaker 2: Sometimes when you talk, really, all I think of.
Speaker 1: Is like, we play that commercial and one of the
Speaker 1: side effects is bloody or black stools, which is just
Speaker 1: disgusting when you're trying to eat food.
Speaker 3: He passes the cereal that sort of resembles what he
Speaker 3: just said.
Speaker 2: Why is the milk turning blue? Why does it smell
Speaker 2: like alcohol?
Speaker 1: It does smell It smells like banana mush.
Speaker 2: It smells like a rotten's not what banana smells like.
Speaker 2: And why is it blue?
Speaker 1: I promise you it's going to taste good at first.
Speaker 1: You're ready.
Speaker 3: It smells it's going to be back from the game.
Speaker 3: It doesn't smell like a rotten banana. It smells like
Speaker 3: the peel that you've left out on the counter on
Speaker 3: the seat of your car for three weeks.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I just found that.
Speaker 3: Here we go there on the hatch.
Speaker 1: It's it just tastes like banana mush at first, But
Speaker 1: here it comes. It's gonna come now now, Oh okay,
Speaker 1: that taste.
Speaker 2: Hell.
Speaker 1: That thing that taste came the Stevia whatever the hell
Speaker 1: that is.
Speaker 2: It tastes like nail polish remover. That keto Oh.
Speaker 3: I feel inclined to eat to finish them all. I
Speaker 3: feel like you know that.
Speaker 2: Is your journey. I'm gonna let you take it, but
Speaker 2: I don't advise it. This is disgusting. Did you just
Speaker 2: drink that stree from the.
Speaker 1: I poured it? I didn't tell I didn't touch it.
Speaker 1: You can watch the video. I swear.
Speaker 2: I don't like this at all. Do you like it?
Speaker 3: What do you think?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: No, well you got nothing for me.
Speaker 2: It's a spoon.
Speaker 1: Wow, you even give it that? I spit it out,
Speaker 1: so it it's nothing.
Speaker 2: It tastes like nail polish remover. I don't recommend.
Speaker 1: Acetone or non acetonin what yeah, what, I don't get it.
Speaker 1: You don't get it. You've never used nail polishing mover
Speaker 1: in your life?
Speaker 2: Have I put on nail polish?
Speaker 1: You have no female in your life.
Speaker 2: That that puts nail polish on it all the time,
Speaker 2: that has acetone nail polish remover in the house. I'm
Speaker 2: sure it does. It smells really bad. I like it
Speaker 2: actually okay, Well.
Speaker 3: It also performs other functions besides removing nail polish, but
Speaker 3: that's a different that's a different podcast. I would also
Speaker 3: say that something about drugs. I bet I would. I
Speaker 3: would also say that, you know, now that I've had
Speaker 3: this one, it makes me want to re rate the
Speaker 3: previous ones, because by comparison, I feel like if I
Speaker 3: give this like one bowl and I gave the other one,
Speaker 3: which was halfway decent, two bowls, then the whole rating
Speaker 3: system is thrown off.
Speaker 2: Well that's the thing. It's it's you gotta snap judgment.
Speaker 1: Can you do another one just to get this taste
Speaker 1: out of our mouth? Sure, Scott, there's another one, just
Speaker 1: hundreds of them.
Speaker 2: You have me for another fifteen minutes. Oh wow, Sam
Speaker 2: was getting a facial done sorry while she was talking
Speaker 2: to us on the phone.
Speaker 3: If you eat them one piece at a time, it's
Speaker 3: not as bad.
Speaker 2: But that's not how you eat cereal. Learn about cereal eating.
Speaker 2: What are you doing, Scott? You like a cereal troll.
Speaker 2: He's digging into the cereal arcotage. Oh he's not bending
Speaker 2: over that much yet. Usually when he bends over, his
Speaker 2: full ass crack hangs out the listeners.
Speaker 3: I'm sure you know tune into that. Yeah, that's the
Speaker 3: product of eating too much cereal, folks. I'm not going
Speaker 3: to finish this one at a principle because it's not good.
Speaker 3: So I'm gonna you gave it a spoon.
Speaker 1: I gave it nothing, and he gave it a spoon.
Speaker 3: So that's the lowest rate you can give nothing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, nothing, nothing, nothing, you got nothing.
Speaker 2: You gave it a puke face. I mean you're still
Speaker 2: eating it.
Speaker 1: Pizza with nothing?
Speaker 3: Oh that face? Nothing? What? Nothing?
Speaker 1: Come on polyostring cheese commercial from when Give Me a
Speaker 1: Pizza with nutting?
Speaker 3: I feel the generational divide is a big part of
Speaker 3: Oh it's insane late eighties probably okah, with them live,
Speaker 3: that's okay, you should still know it.
Speaker 1: It's classic.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's such a classic that you mentioned it on
Speaker 2: this niche cereal eating podcast.
Speaker 3: It's a that was a Polo string cheese commercial, right,
Speaker 3: it was absolutely all right, Let's do one more real quick, just.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's right.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love that. Oh my god, sucial memories.
Speaker 1: So let's dive into the box. I forget who sent
Speaker 1: us this. I'm sorry, listener, but it's been so long
Speaker 1: that these expired in August, but I'm sure it's still fine.
Speaker 1: So this is essential everyday bite sized shredded wheat frosted. Wow.
Speaker 3: I don't think I've ever had shredded wheat either.
Speaker 1: Really, I'm sorry that I'm giving you this one, because
Speaker 1: like Kellogg's, frosted shreaded weed are delicious flavors out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: especially the mini ones with the little chocolate in the middle.
Speaker 3: Maybe this is my starter shredded weed, and then I'll
Speaker 3: graduate to the good stuff.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you these are I love. Yeah, when
Speaker 2: they're sugary, Oh my god, it's so good.
Speaker 1: So this is essential every day. Also a store brand.
Speaker 1: You can find it.
Speaker 3: And thank you?
Speaker 2: What is this one?
Speaker 1: Essential every day?
Speaker 2: Where can people buy it?
Speaker 1: Stores that?
Speaker 3: I guess I don't need to eat lunch today.
Speaker 1: No, it's distributed by Super Value Ink in Minnesota.
Speaker 2: Oh, I hate.
Speaker 3: To eat the It's got a lot of girth if
Speaker 3: I feel like it's gonna be painful to eat.
Speaker 1: But she said last night, all right, ready and here
Speaker 1: we go.
Speaker 2: So great to watch him make himself laugh.
Speaker 3: It's good. It brings him joy, well, the joy of cereal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the wheat itself. There's a little bit to be desired.
Speaker 1: The sugar sweetness is nice. Dirty rag. I see it
Speaker 1: on the door, See the dirty rag. You could see
Speaker 1: the spots and it smells. This is.
Speaker 3: This podcast is all over the place.
Speaker 2: It's unhinged. Wait till the next one. This one, I
Speaker 2: give four bowls.
Speaker 1: Wow for an expired cereal too what it expired in August,
Speaker 1: but it doesn't matter was sealed brand now.
Speaker 2: Too happy you came onto this podcast, we give you
Speaker 2: expired cereal crappy Keto cereal. The only good one was
Speaker 2: really the Love Crunch.
Speaker 3: I'm just here for the company.
Speaker 2: Also the Love Crunch. Can we talk about the font
Speaker 2: of it? It's very much match game?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but what's.
Speaker 2: Match game.
Speaker 3: Game?
Speaker 1: Three balls in a spoon?
Speaker 2: Like when I see it, I just want to go
Speaker 2: Love Crunch.
Speaker 1: We did that. If you listen back to the Crunches,
Speaker 1: you do that every time, and every time you do.
Speaker 2: It, let me guess it is your friend Mac gonna
Speaker 2: text you and be like, I hate what Andrew does
Speaker 2: yep and Doug okay, cool bite side only two people
Speaker 2: that talk to him, and he uses that to base
Speaker 2: all of the critique on people are texting in. It's
Speaker 2: either Matt or Doug. And then the best is when
Speaker 2: Matt texts me.
Speaker 1: Three balls in a spoon. What do you get it wrong?
Speaker 3: I'm going to do two bowls in a spoon.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, you seem to be a tough critic.
Speaker 1: No, I like it.
Speaker 3: Well, it's better than the Golden Gram's ripoff one, but
Speaker 3: not as good as the first one that we had.
Speaker 1: Well, I have to say I certainly appreciate you sitting
Speaker 1: in on Serial Killers.
Speaker 2: You enjoy your time.
Speaker 1: It's over.
Speaker 3: That's it just.
Speaker 1: Actually a really long episode. We usually go about fifteen
Speaker 1: twenty minutes.
Speaker 2: It's usually twenty minutes these days.
Speaker 1: Please follow us on all social platforms as Serial Killers PC.
Speaker 1: That's cereal with a C.
Speaker 3: What about me? Can I give out my yes?
Speaker 1: Absolutely, going to get their pal.
Speaker 3: You give it up?
Speaker 1: Well, he doesn't know them. He produces it, but he
Speaker 1: doesn't know it.
Speaker 2: Bald Freak music on all social platform Well, why don't you.
Speaker 1: Talk about your podcast real quick, real quick, because we'll
Speaker 1: do it on the next one in bull chat and you.
Speaker 3: Know, oh it's right, we got bull chat.
Speaker 1: You know what, Let's just talk about it in bold Chat.
Speaker 1: Follow Ronnie at Ronnie's Thing, and then we'll talk about
Speaker 1: the next thing and the next thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah at Bald Freak Music. I don't make cereal. I
Speaker 3: eat cereal and I know these guys. Is that worthy
Speaker 3: of a follow? Yeah?
Speaker 2: And you do the independent minded one. That's cool and
Speaker 2: then your host The Bob Ross podcast available on all
Speaker 2: podcast platforms search The Joy of Bob Ross, A happy
Speaker 2: little podcast wherever you get your podcasts.
Speaker 1: Which we which we actually talked about in the previous
Speaker 1: ball chat since that was last ones, well, can we
Speaker 1: like we should bring this up for the sake of
Speaker 1: this podcast. There is a Bob Ross based cereal called
Speaker 1: The Joy right, and you were supposed to get it,
Speaker 1: but it never happened.
Speaker 3: Who said, I was sped.
Speaker 1: You said, talk to your boy Andy. I did, and
Speaker 1: he was like, if you want that, it's old. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't care, we'll try it nothing.
Speaker 3: Why does he care old?
Speaker 2: He likes old?
Speaker 3: If you haven't heard this whole podcast, anything that's old.
Speaker 1: He likes Yep, nostalgia, mister nostalgia, that's my name. Oh
Speaker 1: look at that girl out there with the belt. The
Speaker 1: rest is a wrestler. Okay, cool, she's got a wrestling belt.
Speaker 2: Okay, so oh look a bird.
Speaker 1: We call that squirreling.
Speaker 2: Well, Carla calls it squirreling.
Speaker 1: All right, thanks, just rambling. We'll talk to you on
Speaker 1: Wednesday with an all new Bowl Chat and Monday with
Speaker 1: another Serial Killers one week from today. Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Take care and until then, say what now?
Speaker 2: Crunch crunch?
Speaker 1: Very good lady job.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a fair performance.