WEBVTT - Bald Freak Crunch 0:00:00.440 --> 0:00:02.960 All right, we're rolling. Put him on and move on in. 0:00:03.040 --> 0:00:05.040 All right, put him on and move on in. 0:00:05.160 --> 0:00:07.040 Yeah, okay, what happened to the thing? 0:00:07.080 --> 0:00:07.880 I had the thing? Here? 0:00:07.920 --> 0:00:08.319 What thing? 0:00:08.400 --> 0:00:11.720 I was gonna play the thing? Okay, welcome to serial Killers? 0:00:11.760 --> 0:00:14.200 Want to get your bald head in here? Come on, 0:00:14.280 --> 0:00:14.920 move on over. 0:00:15.160 --> 0:00:15.680 On the video. 0:00:15.800 --> 0:00:20.040 Hi, Ryan, Today's Monday, November twenty eighth, and this is 0:00:20.120 --> 0:00:22.800 serial Killers? 0:00:23.720 --> 0:00:27.479 That's not it? Where's the theme is that Monday Night football? 0:00:29.240 --> 0:00:30.960 As Ronnie? 0:00:32.520 --> 0:00:49.440 Come on, dude, you know this. 0:00:52.520 --> 0:00:54.880 You don't know what TV theme show? That what TV 0:00:54.960 --> 0:00:55.360 theme song? 0:00:55.400 --> 0:00:55.760 That was? 0:00:57.200 --> 0:01:00.320 The original song did not have lyrics. It was just that. 0:01:00.760 --> 0:01:04.280 Come on, Nick's seven Mary three, Hawaii five oh seven, 0:01:04.360 --> 0:01:04.920 Marry three? 0:01:05.040 --> 0:01:09.240 It's a band paunch? If that's Chips? Yes? Was it 0:01:09.319 --> 0:01:09.840 really Chips? 0:01:09.920 --> 0:01:11.880 You never listened to this podcast ever? Do you? 0:01:12.319 --> 0:01:15.559 And I never watched Chips? Apparently? There's My first question 0:01:15.680 --> 0:01:18.280 is like, why was I not hired to sing that that? 0:01:18.440 --> 0:01:20.319 That's what I did here on on, you know, on 0:01:20.360 --> 0:01:23.400 the Big show? Because you left? Yeah, but I'm available. 0:01:23.440 --> 0:01:23.880 We don't pay. 0:01:23.920 --> 0:01:25.559 Well, that's all right, you're my friends. 0:01:25.600 --> 0:01:28.600 We need actually new intros. They're all stale. I've heard everyone. 0:01:28.680 --> 0:01:30.200 Now you can pay me now that you didn't pay 0:01:30.200 --> 0:01:30.720 me the first time. 0:01:30.720 --> 0:01:33.120 Brody did a great job making the intros. But now 0:01:33.160 --> 0:01:35.000 it's been three years and it's just the same ones 0:01:35.080 --> 0:01:38.840 like this one. Some boys watch sports, some boys play sports, 0:01:38.880 --> 0:01:41.280 but these two don't play no way. 0:01:41.480 --> 0:01:42.720 Is that the theme to different strokes? 0:01:42.800 --> 0:01:45.080 This one, well, that'd be great, and. 0:01:46.319 --> 0:01:50.280 Then this one Cereal Killers, it's the same. 0:01:50.360 --> 0:01:51.960 Let him hear he's never heard any of this. He 0:01:51.960 --> 0:01:53.240 doesn't listen to any podcast. 0:01:53.600 --> 0:01:54.200 I listened to his. 0:01:54.320 --> 0:01:56.400 I listened to his Bob Ross podcast, but he does 0:01:56.480 --> 0:01:57.680 not listen to Serial Killers. 0:01:57.880 --> 0:02:02.280 Oh welcome, Ron, I'm too busy making pod. Do you 0:02:02.320 --> 0:02:04.240 want to be or do you want to be called 0:02:04.280 --> 0:02:06.400 ballfree Gronnie? You can call me whatever you want. 0:02:06.440 --> 0:02:07.160 Here your pod. 0:02:07.320 --> 0:02:10.080 Here's ron He's the host of the Bob Ross podcast. 0:02:10.400 --> 0:02:12.200 Give it up for ron. 0:02:12.320 --> 0:02:18.359 Yeah, what are you doing? Great? So, anyway, Ronnie used 0:02:18.360 --> 0:02:19.799 to work with us on the Big Show back in 0:02:19.840 --> 0:02:22.680 the day. People know that, Yes, well not this podcast, 0:02:23.440 --> 0:02:25.680 but you weren't here three years ago and we started this. 0:02:25.800 --> 0:02:27.400 That's okay, right, so they don't know who you are. 0:02:27.680 --> 0:02:28.480 This is Ronnie. 0:02:28.760 --> 0:02:31.520 Ronnie's there's a lot of people actually newman who helped 0:02:31.560 --> 0:02:33.880 me our website had never heard of the Morning Show. 0:02:33.919 --> 0:02:35.000 He just really loved our podcast. 0:02:35.040 --> 0:02:35.519 Seinfeld. 0:02:35.639 --> 0:02:38.000 Yes, so let's not go too deep into this. Let's 0:02:38.040 --> 0:02:40.480 save it for ball chat. Because here we're gonna eat cereal. 0:02:40.840 --> 0:02:43.079 So welcome, Ronnie. We eat cereal in this podcast. It's 0:02:43.080 --> 0:02:44.720 called Serial Killers and it's for this so. 0:02:44.680 --> 0:02:47.960 Lucky you don't have like any who is it any 0:02:48.800 --> 0:02:51.799 co host on your podcast, So lucky. 0:02:51.520 --> 0:02:53.280 His co host is dead. 0:02:54.360 --> 0:02:58.200 Cool. So we eat cereal on this one, Ronnie. 0:02:58.240 --> 0:03:00.480 Yeah, And unfortunately you came in a bad week because 0:03:00.480 --> 0:03:02.600 we just have a bunch of crap today because you know, 0:03:02.639 --> 0:03:04.760 we're still waiting on some of the new Christmas cereals 0:03:04.800 --> 0:03:05.079 to come. 0:03:05.160 --> 0:03:06.800 We haven't, we don't have them yet. How do you 0:03:06.840 --> 0:03:08.560 determine what cereal you're gonna eat every day? 0:03:08.600 --> 0:03:08.720 Is it? 0:03:08.800 --> 0:03:12.160 Rando? No? I carefully curate each episode. 0:03:12.240 --> 0:03:12.680 He doesn't. 0:03:12.720 --> 0:03:13.760 I'm sure you did. 0:03:14.000 --> 0:03:16.440 These trash bat like boxes that he puts them in, 0:03:16.760 --> 0:03:18.840 and then he's like scurries through them like a little 0:03:18.919 --> 0:03:20.600 like me me me, me me no, and then he 0:03:20.600 --> 0:03:23.160 just picks him out and goes this one maybe this one, 0:03:23.240 --> 0:03:23.600 Oh no. 0:03:24.080 --> 0:03:26.560 I know what would go well? With others, and we 0:03:26.840 --> 0:03:29.360 generally do one new one and then to just either 0:03:29.400 --> 0:03:32.800 throwaways or randoms or store brands or listeners supplied or 0:03:32.880 --> 0:03:33.600 oh whatever. 0:03:33.680 --> 0:03:34.880 He's our Cereal Solier. 0:03:35.160 --> 0:03:38.600 No, I am your Cereal. What is it that I say? Sense? 0:03:38.800 --> 0:03:43.080 I'm your sense of Cereal? Okay, White Warrior, all right, 0:03:43.240 --> 0:03:44.880 so here we go. Let's go with serial number one. 0:03:44.880 --> 0:03:46.680 This one's actually a granola and it is brand new 0:03:46.960 --> 0:03:48.040 and it is from love Crunch. 0:03:48.120 --> 0:03:49.400 Are you a Cereal fan? Ron? 0:03:50.440 --> 0:03:55.040 It's an interesting question. I am a fan, but growing up? 0:03:55.560 --> 0:03:58.320 Excuse me? What are you shaking it up? First? Is 0:03:58.320 --> 0:03:59.040 that to do anything? 0:03:59.120 --> 0:04:02.320 You know nothing about this podcast? Nothing? Go ahead and 0:04:02.320 --> 0:04:03.520 play it? Play it? 0:04:03.600 --> 0:04:05.920 Are you ready to watch a grown man shake a bag? 0:04:06.920 --> 0:04:16.080 Shake? In this case it's a bag? 0:04:16.120 --> 0:04:19.320 This podcast is so scottiebe meta. Is like, this is 0:04:19.400 --> 0:04:22.239 just like a like a cartoon version of your actual life. 0:04:22.360 --> 0:04:24.599 Yes, yeah, and it's fine and I'm lucky enough to 0:04:24.600 --> 0:04:25.080 live through it. 0:04:25.320 --> 0:04:25.480 Right. 0:04:26.120 --> 0:04:29.960 And this is a new premium organic granola from Love Crunch. 0:04:30.080 --> 0:04:33.039 Nature's Path makes this. And this one is dark chocolate 0:04:33.040 --> 0:04:35.000 and hazel nut ethel newt. 0:04:35.279 --> 0:04:36.800 You know, I know we're on a schedule yet, but 0:04:36.800 --> 0:04:38.320 he did ask me a question about if I at 0:04:38.440 --> 0:04:40.520 zeial and you just completely you were too busy shaking 0:04:40.560 --> 0:04:41.760 your box. That's not a box. 0:04:41.839 --> 0:04:44.400 If you weren't here, it would still be that way. 0:04:44.480 --> 0:04:46.240 Go ahead, I could say one thing and then all 0:04:46.279 --> 0:04:47.800 of a sudden he'll just be like, oh wow, do 0:04:47.800 --> 0:04:48.760 you see the preservatives. 0:04:48.920 --> 0:04:50.320 Well, this way, while I'm opening it, you can. 0:04:50.360 --> 0:04:52.279 You can answer the cereal, get some hyper and the 0:04:52.360 --> 0:04:55.159 ADHD like comes comes in hardcore. 0:04:54.800 --> 0:04:55.360 Hot in here. 0:04:56.360 --> 0:04:57.240 He's sweating. 0:04:57.480 --> 0:04:59.040 Yeah, I'm gonna take my sweatshirt off. 0:04:59.080 --> 0:05:01.839 So my folk growing up, my mother in particular, would 0:05:01.839 --> 0:05:04.839 not let me eat sugar cereals. That was off limits. 0:05:05.440 --> 0:05:09.880 So my cereals, my cereals growing up were limited to cheerios, 0:05:10.560 --> 0:05:13.920 rice crispies, any rice based cereal which also obviously has 0:05:13.960 --> 0:05:17.360 sugar in it, but not like frosted flakes or you know. 0:05:17.400 --> 0:05:19.800 Growing up back then that was that was kind of 0:05:19.880 --> 0:05:20.440 like a snack. 0:05:20.560 --> 0:05:22.760 So a treat for you was honey nut cheerios. You 0:05:22.760 --> 0:05:23.240 got to eat that. 0:05:23.400 --> 0:05:25.880 I actually eat honey nut cheerios straight out of the 0:05:25.880 --> 0:05:29.720 box as a snack because of that, grow that situation 0:05:29.839 --> 0:05:32.040 growing up, because it is a treat for me. 0:05:32.240 --> 0:05:33.560 I love good honey nut ccheio. 0:05:33.800 --> 0:05:36.040 That's what I'm saying. So I'm pretty I'm pretty basic 0:05:36.120 --> 0:05:38.440 as a cereal eater. These are still the same cereals 0:05:38.440 --> 0:05:40.120 that I eat. So anything you're handing over to me 0:05:40.200 --> 0:05:43.360 now is going to be a completely new experience. Pretty good. 0:05:43.360 --> 0:05:44.680 I wish we had some good stuff for you. 0:05:44.800 --> 0:05:47.279 This is all garbage standard something good? 0:05:47.360 --> 0:05:48.799 What give him something good? 0:05:49.040 --> 0:05:52.760 Maybe we'll see it's curated. Remember it's not curated. Careful 0:05:52.760 --> 0:05:55.240 are you using the word curate? Is like an insult 0:05:55.240 --> 0:05:56.919 to people that actually curate things. 0:05:56.720 --> 0:05:58.640 And you're a sense sense is don't curate? 0:05:58.680 --> 0:06:00.560 That's right? Can you stop drinking coffee because it's gonna 0:06:00.600 --> 0:06:01.279 skew the rating? 0:06:01.440 --> 0:06:02.520 Do you know our rating system? 0:06:02.560 --> 0:06:03.359 No, he doesn't doesn't. 0:06:04.560 --> 0:06:06.680 So five bowls is like the highest you can go. 0:06:06.720 --> 0:06:09.039 Think of it like five stars. Spoons are like a 0:06:09.080 --> 0:06:11.839 half a star. So you can give something the lowest. 0:06:11.839 --> 0:06:13.120 You could give it as a puke fase that's if 0:06:13.160 --> 0:06:13.800 you can't eat it. 0:06:13.760 --> 0:06:14.400 And that's nothing. 0:06:14.440 --> 0:06:17.120 But otherwise you could do between a spoon and five 0:06:17.160 --> 0:06:19.320 bowls and then also do half a star. You could 0:06:19.320 --> 0:06:21.480 do like us, three spoon, three balls and a spoon. 0:06:21.680 --> 0:06:22.960 You're confusing everyone. 0:06:23.040 --> 0:06:25.200 And have you carefully thought out the milk to cereal 0:06:25.320 --> 0:06:26.480 ratio before pouring? 0:06:26.640 --> 0:06:29.400 I did, But when this granola, granola is very heavy, 0:06:29.440 --> 0:06:29.760 so it's s. 0:06:29.880 --> 0:06:32.239 I gotta tell you. There's kind of like an oily 0:06:32.440 --> 0:06:34.320 film at the top. Very interesting. 0:06:34.360 --> 0:06:36.200 Well, we're also, you know, eating it out of a 0:06:36.240 --> 0:06:39.239 paper cup, which is not the traditional way to eat cereal. 0:06:39.400 --> 0:06:41.560 You you thought about bowls, No, we don't. 0:06:41.360 --> 0:06:43.240 Do that because I don't have to wash them. Dark 0:06:43.360 --> 0:06:45.520 chocolate and hazel nut butter love crunch by nature. 0:06:45.560 --> 0:06:47.320 I don't love the hazel nut or as we called 0:06:47.320 --> 0:06:48.720 them we were kids, Philiberts. 0:06:49.360 --> 0:06:51.559 But this is pretty decent. 0:06:52.040 --> 0:06:52.520 Mm hmmm. 0:06:52.880 --> 0:06:56.400 There's something in it that there's not as solid as 0:06:56.400 --> 0:06:58.479 the granola way. Yes, it is the It is the 0:06:58.480 --> 0:07:04.120 hazel nut buttery. Not a little unexpected. But now that 0:07:04.160 --> 0:07:07.360 I've had a little bit of it, I can dig 0:07:07.400 --> 0:07:09.040 it delicious. 0:07:09.279 --> 0:07:10.560 I can dig it. We can dig a chicken dig 0:07:10.640 --> 0:07:11.520 he can dig it. They can dig. 0:07:11.440 --> 0:07:14.320 It, baby, I can dig it. 0:07:14.320 --> 0:07:15.640 He could get You could dig We could dig it. 0:07:15.680 --> 0:07:16.240 They could dig it. 0:07:16.720 --> 0:07:19.120 I'm gonna give it three bowls in a spoon. How 0:07:19.120 --> 0:07:19.560 about that. 0:07:20.320 --> 0:07:24.640 I'm gonna give this four bowls I think it's delicious. Actually, yeah, 0:07:24.720 --> 0:07:27.200 four bowls. I'm thinking about maybe bumping it up a spoon. 0:07:27.320 --> 0:07:31.680 But what's the max rating? Fives? Any has any cereal 0:07:31.720 --> 0:07:32.400 gotten five balls? 0:07:32.440 --> 0:07:32.560 Yes? 0:07:32.680 --> 0:07:33.680 Lucky Charms all day? 0:07:34.120 --> 0:07:35.680 Yeah, that's your five bowls. Yeah, yep. 0:07:35.800 --> 0:07:37.520 We actually have the cereal Hall of Fame. It's our 0:07:37.520 --> 0:07:39.680 list of cereals. There's I think twenty of them. Now 0:07:39.800 --> 0:07:40.760 you should check it out. 0:07:40.640 --> 0:07:42.800 At serial KILLERSPC dot com. You can see all the 0:07:42.840 --> 0:07:43.640 cereal ratings there. 0:07:43.680 --> 0:07:45.560 Yeah, if you ever actually go to the cereal so 0:07:45.720 --> 0:07:47.480 on the site, you've you've done it. 0:07:47.720 --> 0:07:50.960 An archive of everything. Yeah, every cereal we've ever done, 0:07:51.080 --> 0:07:52.800 archived all eight hundred cereals. 0:07:52.800 --> 0:07:54.360 Look at how much you have accomplished since I left? 0:07:54.440 --> 0:07:57.560 Do that? What are you thinking that? Ron T Burke? 0:07:57.680 --> 0:07:59.800 You know it's tough because this is my first rodeo. 0:08:00.040 --> 0:08:01.800 M hm, So you know it's how do I set 0:08:01.840 --> 0:08:05.120 the bar? Well, I'm gonna I'm gonna go because you 0:08:05.160 --> 0:08:08.000 said I wasn't gonna like any of these. I just 0:08:08.040 --> 0:08:11.160 said they're crap to me. Well that you know, but 0:08:11.200 --> 0:08:12.480 when I saw you're like. 0:08:12.720 --> 0:08:14.840 When I say crap, like crap, I don't mean taste 0:08:14.840 --> 0:08:16.720 crap I just mean, it's nothing that's gonna be. 0:08:16.680 --> 0:08:18.640 Like, whoa, that's the brand new blah blah. 0:08:18.520 --> 0:08:20.360 Blah, you know, because we're waiting on a few brand 0:08:20.360 --> 0:08:22.080 new bubble bas and I just don't have them. 0:08:22.120 --> 0:08:24.720 Actually I'm gonna do I'm gonna bump it up a spoon. Okay, 0:08:24.840 --> 0:08:25.800 four bowls in a spoon? 0:08:25.920 --> 0:08:29.160 Cool, all right, I like it. But based on the 0:08:29.200 --> 0:08:32.120 standards of not having tasted any other cereal on this podcast, 0:08:32.160 --> 0:08:35.079 I want to start. I'm gonna go with what Scottie 0:08:35.120 --> 0:08:37.360 rated three bowls in a spoon, which to. 0:08:37.320 --> 0:08:39.040 Me, like that's a good rating, right, that is a 0:08:39.040 --> 0:08:39.440 good rating. 0:08:39.440 --> 0:08:40.880 All right. I just want to make sure. Yeah, I'm 0:08:40.920 --> 0:08:41.640 doing the love crap. 0:08:41.720 --> 0:08:43.520 And the milk is pretty good too. We are using 0:08:43.520 --> 0:08:46.839 today Farmland Dairies fat free milk, where some still call 0:08:46.880 --> 0:08:50.200 it skim. How it's not skim anymore, it's fact free. 0:08:50.320 --> 0:08:52.960 How much does does milk play a part in the 0:08:53.000 --> 0:08:55.720 Cereal Killers podcast? It plays a big part because it's 0:08:55.720 --> 0:08:57.319 a huge part of cereal Yeah. 0:08:57.280 --> 0:09:00.000 And the fact that no milk company has given us 0:09:00.080 --> 0:09:03.520 free milk yet or sponsored this podcast is astronomical to me. 0:09:03.640 --> 0:09:06.040 Yeah, we would love to do some type of advertisement. 0:09:06.160 --> 0:09:08.760 It is the wrong word. You're right. As soon as 0:09:08.800 --> 0:09:10.520 I said it, I said, that doesn't make any sense. 0:09:11.440 --> 0:09:15.360 How about it's astronomically insane. That makes much more sense. 0:09:15.440 --> 0:09:17.560 Good, this coffee is delicious. 0:09:17.559 --> 0:09:18.320 Stop doing that. 0:09:18.559 --> 0:09:20.800 You can't tell me what to do, all right? 0:09:21.280 --> 0:09:21.920 Should we move on? 0:09:22.240 --> 0:09:24.080 I mean, what can we expose. 0:09:23.760 --> 0:09:25.760 With the milk and sponsors? How come that hasn't happened? 0:09:25.920 --> 0:09:27.280 I mean, you guys are like, go to all the 0:09:27.280 --> 0:09:27.680 cereal you. 0:09:27.720 --> 0:09:30.479 Tell us we tried. We're trying to get any sponsorship 0:09:30.520 --> 0:09:34.760 like manscaped. I don't know literally any of it. Well, 0:09:34.800 --> 0:09:35.920 we're willing to do any. 0:09:35.720 --> 0:09:38.000 Type of average chest And as a matter of fact, 0:09:38.040 --> 0:09:40.600 we were talking to Farmlanderries for a little while and 0:09:40.640 --> 0:09:41.600 then they just ghosted us. 0:09:41.800 --> 0:09:42.079 Yeah. 0:09:42.360 --> 0:09:43.760 Ghost It's a shame. 0:09:44.000 --> 0:09:44.480 It's a shame. 0:09:44.559 --> 0:09:47.120 All we'd have to say is this episode sponsored by 0:09:47.120 --> 0:09:50.720 Farmland Dairies. Thank you for supplying the milk. Go to 0:09:50.880 --> 0:09:53.719 farmlandaeries dot com for all your milk needs. 0:09:53.559 --> 0:09:54.280 Or hair products. 0:09:54.280 --> 0:09:56.600 That's it. Thank you, and give us some free milk 0:09:56.600 --> 0:09:58.120 every once in a while. That's all. It's the story 0:09:58.120 --> 0:09:59.680 of our lives. One day you're talking to a milk 0:09:59.679 --> 0:10:02.080 company in the next day you're not there. They disappear, right, 0:10:02.160 --> 0:10:03.000 all right, let's move on. 0:10:03.400 --> 0:10:04.600 Also, you don't have to eat the whole thing. 0:10:04.679 --> 0:10:05.600 I was gonna say, do I have to? 0:10:05.679 --> 0:10:05.839 Yeah? 0:10:05.840 --> 0:10:07.480 No, no, no, you could just take a couple of bites. 0:10:07.480 --> 0:10:08.600 Don't worry. You can add the milk. 0:10:08.679 --> 0:10:10.280 No, I'm thirsty. Okay, it's good though. 0:10:10.320 --> 0:10:12.600 Right. So as a kid, did you ever have I mean, 0:10:12.640 --> 0:10:14.520 I know you were only allowed bland cereals, But how 0:10:14.559 --> 0:10:16.920 about Golden Grams? Did you've had? You've had them at 0:10:16.920 --> 0:10:17.720 some point in your life? 0:10:17.720 --> 0:10:18.520 How that I can recall? 0:10:18.600 --> 0:10:20.480 You've never had a freaking golden Graham? 0:10:20.600 --> 0:10:22.640 I shut up. I can't say that. I that if 0:10:22.679 --> 0:10:24.080 I did, I don't remember it. Well, you are in 0:10:24.160 --> 0:10:25.559 for a treat, there's that. 0:10:25.640 --> 0:10:27.079 Well I didn't say we're having golden grams. 0:10:27.400 --> 0:10:28.920 Why you are not in for a treat? 0:10:29.040 --> 0:10:31.680 Why would we have golden grams? We had them years ago? 0:10:31.679 --> 0:10:33.280 Well I thought maybe it was a new version of it, 0:10:33.320 --> 0:10:33.840 a new version. 0:10:33.840 --> 0:10:36.160 Well it's a different version. It's a it's a store brand. 0:10:36.840 --> 0:10:40.520 Okay, So so how far off am I? 0:10:40.760 --> 0:10:45.040 You're pretty far off? It literally says Graham. Squares See, 0:10:45.040 --> 0:10:47.840 this is a knockoff of Golden Grams. General Mill makes 0:10:48.120 --> 0:10:51.280 Golden Grams and no Mills. I know I keep my 0:10:51.400 --> 0:10:54.320 mouth is not working today, thank you though, So add 0:10:54.360 --> 0:10:56.840 flavor to life with food Club. Food Club is the brand. 0:10:56.840 --> 0:10:58.200 We did one of those last week with the Coco 0:10:58.200 --> 0:11:02.080 Locos and uh so this is a bear eating. What's 0:11:02.080 --> 0:11:04.520 the matter? What you're just very like distraught. 0:11:04.760 --> 0:11:06.720 Well, I'm just looking at my phone. I'm getting text messages. 0:11:06.760 --> 0:11:09.320 Okay, don't worry about it right now. So producer Sam 0:11:09.360 --> 0:11:10.880 got us this box when she was where was she 0:11:10.920 --> 0:11:13.520 on her bachel of Sidona? She brought this back from Arizona. 0:11:13.760 --> 0:11:16.160 He doesn't care. He doesn't pay a touch the whole 0:11:16.200 --> 0:11:20.360 time because other things are way more important than this, right, you. 0:11:20.240 --> 0:11:22.960 Can't just shut off. Well they are, but you can't 0:11:22.960 --> 0:11:23.520 just shut off. 0:11:23.440 --> 0:11:25.560 For fifteen minutes. What happens when you're on a plane 0:11:25.600 --> 0:11:25.920 and there's no. 0:11:25.960 --> 0:11:26.959 Service fifteen minutes? 0:11:27.000 --> 0:11:29.680 Maybe that was farm more eleven minutes in from Leanderius 0:11:29.760 --> 0:11:32.720 might have been texting highly. No, they just did a sponsorship, 0:11:32.760 --> 0:11:34.440 so they touched base with me, not him. 0:11:35.640 --> 0:11:39.040 So I'm just here to get abused. 0:11:39.040 --> 0:11:41.480 I love you Andy anyway. So Sam brought this back 0:11:41.520 --> 0:11:43.480 from Sedona. From her bachelorette party. We wanted her to 0:11:43.520 --> 0:11:43.920 be here. 0:11:43.760 --> 0:11:45.640 To do a wild bear. He would like kill somebody. 0:11:46.400 --> 0:11:48.800 Ah, he's very happy to be eating that square. 0:11:48.840 --> 0:11:49.880 Maybe he has rabies. 0:11:50.040 --> 0:11:51.760 Maybe it was one of his cubs that went missing 0:11:51.800 --> 0:11:54.760 in New Jersey. You know you heard that story. 0:11:55.400 --> 0:11:56.280 No you didn't. 0:11:56.520 --> 0:11:58.200 Oh he's also not a black bear. He's just a 0:11:58.200 --> 0:12:01.240 brown bear. Bear, brown bear? What do you see? 0:12:02.440 --> 0:12:04.439 Or Cocaine Bear comes out next year? It's a movie, 0:12:04.520 --> 0:12:06.600 is it really? Yeah? It's really about a bear that 0:12:06.640 --> 0:12:07.360 gets into cocaine. 0:12:07.400 --> 0:12:09.400 He looks like he's on it. Look look at him. 0:12:09.640 --> 0:12:10.760 She's out of his mind, this guy. 0:12:11.400 --> 0:12:14.640 Anyway about movies with bears, this is generic the book, 0:12:15.240 --> 0:12:19.199 Oh yeah, this is generic. A Ballou is a bear. 0:12:19.559 --> 0:12:20.080 You remember that? 0:12:20.440 --> 0:12:21.240 No you don't. 0:12:21.240 --> 0:12:22.160 Why did you say balloo? 0:12:22.760 --> 0:12:24.040 Gays, we were talking about bears. 0:12:24.160 --> 0:12:26.679 Shut up. Ballou was the bear and John. 0:12:26.840 --> 0:12:28.400 You grew up in New York, didn't you have that? 0:12:28.520 --> 0:12:31.439 Didn't you have cat tests like cat tests when you 0:12:31.440 --> 0:12:32.760 were a kid that were called cat test. It was 0:12:32.760 --> 0:12:35.320 the California Achievement Test. You're the same age as me, dude. 0:12:35.320 --> 0:12:37.560 We had that in elementary school. You filled in little bubbles. 0:12:37.600 --> 0:12:38.880 It was a cat test and it was. 0:12:38.800 --> 0:12:41.280 Just maybe it was dog tests in Brooklyn. 0:12:41.520 --> 0:12:45.080 No, you Dick, No, And it was this same podcast. 0:12:45.400 --> 0:12:47.720 This is what I've been missing was the thing that. 0:12:47.720 --> 0:12:50.240 Says a balloo is a bear. And then it was 0:12:50.440 --> 0:12:53.200 like different, forget it, just forget it. Let's eat this. 0:12:53.480 --> 0:12:55.360 Sam couldn't be with us because she just got married 0:12:55.360 --> 0:12:56.559 and she's on the phone. 0:12:56.559 --> 0:12:58.760 She could have joined us. You chose not to include her. 0:12:58.800 --> 0:12:59.959 That is false. She left. 0:13:00.600 --> 0:13:02.240 Did you ask her? It's her big Yes, it's her 0:13:02.240 --> 0:13:04.560 big wedding weekend. So if I call Sam right now, 0:13:04.600 --> 0:13:07.040 she's gonna say that you asked her. Listen, were you 0:13:07.120 --> 0:13:09.720 here for this conversation? Cereal will go back? She walked 0:13:09.720 --> 0:13:11.240 by before and did you ask her? 0:13:11.320 --> 0:13:12.400 I should have a great wedding. 0:13:12.760 --> 0:13:14.400 Good thing. He has the phone around so we can 0:13:14.440 --> 0:13:14.880 find him. 0:13:15.080 --> 0:13:19.800 This bag is terrible, stupid food club, terrible bag, terrible? 0:13:22.360 --> 0:13:24.720 Is that you're gonna get points off for the bad bag? 0:13:24.800 --> 0:13:25.439 Absolutely? 0:13:25.880 --> 0:13:27.640 Is that? Is that? It's just about taste. 0:13:27.640 --> 0:13:28.240 It's all taste. 0:13:28.280 --> 0:13:33.480 Hey, Sam and and Hire, you're on Serial Killers. Did 0:13:33.480 --> 0:13:35.719 Scotty ask you if we could have the cereal with you? 0:13:35.920 --> 0:13:39.760 Or is he just pouring your cereal? Without you, I 0:13:39.920 --> 0:13:40.400 find the. 0:13:40.960 --> 0:13:43.560 One you brought back from Sedona. I figured you're very 0:13:43.600 --> 0:13:46.440 you're very busy wedding everything. I didn't think you'd have time, 0:13:46.440 --> 0:13:48.040 and I didn't want the cereal to go bad. 0:13:48.880 --> 0:13:50.439 Well you should have asked me either way. 0:13:50.920 --> 0:13:52.240 There it is, but you gave it. 0:13:52.320 --> 0:13:53.680 You gave it to me and like you threw it 0:13:53.679 --> 0:13:54.960 on the floor and you're like here you were so 0:13:55.040 --> 0:13:55.840 angry about it. 0:13:56.280 --> 0:13:58.640 Yeah, because last time I brought you a cereal you 0:13:58.760 --> 0:14:02.480 complained about it. Because last time a normal person. 0:14:02.280 --> 0:14:04.680 Last time you brought us a cereal deer, it wasn't 0:14:04.679 --> 0:14:05.200 a cereal. 0:14:06.000 --> 0:14:08.320 It was he'll say thank you like a normal person. 0:14:08.360 --> 0:14:11.200 What kind of toddler is like, it's not exactly what 0:14:11.320 --> 0:14:13.760 I wanted. It throws the Barbie doll, like. 0:14:13.800 --> 0:14:15.320 Well, are you a child when you do that. 0:14:15.480 --> 0:14:17.000 I did say thank you, but I said, we don't. 0:14:17.080 --> 0:14:17.959 This is not cereal. 0:14:18.720 --> 0:14:20.920 No, you said thank you, but you didn't even give 0:14:20.960 --> 0:14:23.360 it like a normal thank you. You gave me a 0:14:23.480 --> 0:14:27.120 fake thank you. Thanks, but we don't eat this. Thanks, 0:14:27.480 --> 0:14:30.320 but this isn't the cereal. Thanks, but I'm not going 0:14:30.360 --> 0:14:31.120 to use this anyway. 0:14:31.160 --> 0:14:33.960 We're trying your Graham squares now, from Are. 0:14:33.920 --> 0:14:37.120 They good because they got on a flight to get here, 0:14:37.200 --> 0:14:38.280 so I hope it's not craps. 0:14:38.400 --> 0:14:41.240 Well, it looks the shape of Golden Grams. The texture 0:14:41.280 --> 0:14:44.200 is a little bit different. It looks like they're slightly frosted. There. 0:14:44.320 --> 0:14:46.920 There's a little sheen to them that Golden Grams does 0:14:46.960 --> 0:14:50.080 not have. I would say this is a glossy finish, 0:14:50.120 --> 0:14:53.280 whereas Golden Grahams is a matte finish, and they Golden 0:14:53.280 --> 0:14:55.280 Grams has little ridges in them. This has maybe some 0:14:55.360 --> 0:14:57.680 bubbles from the machine. Right, let's see. 0:14:57.880 --> 0:15:01.400 Okay, hey, Sam, hi, a ballue is. 0:15:01.320 --> 0:15:05.040 A bear, that's right. Rubbish is trash. 0:15:05.240 --> 0:15:07.520