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Speaker 1: Jewbles.

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Speaker 2: Dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a little secret

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Speaker 1: I do.

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Speaker 2: This one goes back about twenty five years. I was

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Speaker 2: building a railroad tie border around a parking lot with

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Speaker 2: my brother and we both got brand new boots. His

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Speaker 2: were still toe and mine were not. He took his

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Speaker 2: sledgehammer and hit me in the toe. Found his sled

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Speaker 2: drummer down on my toe.

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Speaker 3: Wow, so.

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Speaker 2: Nice guy, right. I started jumping around like I was

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Speaker 2: in pain and made him believe that he broke my toe.

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Speaker 2: He didn't break my toe at all, and I walked

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Speaker 2: around with a limb for about three weeks. It was

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Speaker 2: a fake limp. Here it is twenty five years later,

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Speaker 2: and I still have not told him that he didn't

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Speaker 2: actually break my toe.

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Speaker 4: Yay, actually break That's what he deserves for thinking he

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Speaker 4: can take a.

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Speaker 2: Sledge at all. Uh, you didn't hit it that hard,

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Speaker 2: but I made him think he did.

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Speaker 1: Is he still making up for it all these years later?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, he tells a story every time he has

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Speaker 2: a couple of beers. But how he broke my toe?

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Speaker 2: And I just let it go and I giggle.

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Speaker 1: Beer, you should have kept going.

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Speaker 2: Take it to the grave.

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Speaker 1: Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 4: Sure, I have a good one.

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Speaker 2: I have a great day.

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Speaker 1: See thanks you. Hey, what's up this the jubill shows

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret? You have one?

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Speaker 3: I do?

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Speaker 1: Sweet? What is it?

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Speaker 3: So I'm the reason that my friend's wedding was delayed

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Speaker 3: and they were fine for it.

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Speaker 1: They were fine.

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Speaker 3: Oh yikes, yeah, because it was like pushing back like

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Speaker 3: almost an hour.

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Speaker 1: Oh really, you do?

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Speaker 3: Okay, So I wasn't in the wedding, but I was

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Speaker 3: taking a shot or two with the best man, and

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Speaker 3: like we got to talking because like we've been friends

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Speaker 3: for a while and he's super cute, and we kind

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Speaker 3: of just snuck to the back and kept hanging out

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Speaker 3: and stuff, and all of a sudden we realized, oh crap,

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Speaker 3: we are late, and he ran back inside and claimed

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Speaker 3: food poisoning or whatever. But we didn't realize people were

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Speaker 3: looking for him, like that whole time we were just

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Speaker 3: you know, out back, taking shots, hanging out all the things.

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Speaker 3: That's so nice that they actually delayed the wedding because

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Speaker 3: of the best man.

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Speaker 1: I feel like I would have been like, just keep

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Speaker 1: this train moving.

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Speaker 3: No, I know, I just kind of like snuck back

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Speaker 3: in and sat in the back, you know, none the wiser.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, like it was fine. Like six thousand dollars

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Speaker 3: I think is what they were fined.

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Speaker 2: Whoa what so late?

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Speaker 1: Wow?

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Speaker 4: Wedding venues. I mean they gouge people. Yeah, fifty dollars.

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Speaker 4: That's nuts. So you cost them six grand on their

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Speaker 4: wedding day.

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Speaker 3: It wasn't just me, but I was played apart. Cheers forever.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, she doesn't know and hopefully it stays that way.

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Speaker 3: But it was it was worth it. He's super hot,

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Speaker 3: super hot.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, better be for a six thousand dollars hook up.

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Speaker 4: They waited for him and everything. All right, Well, thank

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Speaker 4: you for telling us your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 3: Thank you guys.

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Speaker 1: By what's your dirty little secret