1 00:00:01,160 --> 00:00:02,920 Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and if you 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:06,520 Speaker 1: work in an office, everybody's getting back from break and 3 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:08,800 Speaker 1: asking each other how is your time off? 4 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:11,280 Speaker 2: Did you go anywhere? Did you have a fling with 5 00:00:11,320 --> 00:00:14,280 Speaker 2: the mal Santa? Again? What did you get for Christmas 6 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:14,760 Speaker 2: this year? 7 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:17,119 Speaker 1: A lot? Because I mean. 8 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:22,119 Speaker 2: That's when the whispers start, like did you see what 9 00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:25,079 Speaker 2: the company got us for our holiday bonus this year? 10 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:28,840 Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, yeah, And that's why a brand new survey 11 00:00:29,040 --> 00:00:32,440 Speaker 1: just came out asking people for the worst gifts their 12 00:00:32,479 --> 00:00:35,320 Speaker 1: company ever gave them at the end of the year. 13 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:37,800 Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I have one. Tell me when I 14 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:38,960 Speaker 3: can add mine to the list. 15 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:41,040 Speaker 2: We all have one in this room. I don't know 16 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:42,839 Speaker 2: if you remember the one I'm thinking of. 17 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:45,080 Speaker 1: Well, we'll not be able to get to that, but 18 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:48,040 Speaker 1: let's go over the top answers from this survey. Number 19 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:52,559 Speaker 1: seven says, one time everyone got a one dollar lottery 20 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:55,440 Speaker 1: ticket with a note attached saying we have to share 21 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:56,400 Speaker 1: if we win. 22 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:04,759 Speaker 2: Please sign notes authentic a verbal contract. 23 00:01:04,920 --> 00:01:05,959 Speaker 3: That is so funny. 24 00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:09,880 Speaker 1: Number six, my mom's boss gave everyone a pen. Not 25 00:01:09,959 --> 00:01:14,520 Speaker 1: a nice one, a really crappy, normal ball pen. You 26 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:17,880 Speaker 1: printed her name out on white printer paper and Scotch 27 00:01:17,959 --> 00:01:19,960 Speaker 1: taped it down the side. 28 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:23,400 Speaker 2: This sounds made up even to me as I type it, 29 00:01:23,440 --> 00:01:27,120 Speaker 2: but it's still in our junk draw. It's a price pin. Man. 30 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:29,240 Speaker 2: You know what, you always need a pen. 31 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:34,240 Speaker 3: Did we get anything this year as a company holiday? 32 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:36,560 Speaker 2: Did they do chocolates this year? Are they in my 33 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:37,360 Speaker 2: mailbox and I have it? 34 00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:37,960 Speaker 3: They did? 35 00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:43,240 Speaker 2: They did cea chocolate again. There's four chocolates. Yeah, they're very. 36 00:01:43,080 --> 00:01:46,360 Speaker 3: Nice chocolate, are they Yeah they're pretty good. But there's 37 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:48,720 Speaker 3: four of them, so they're gone in. 38 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:50,200 Speaker 2: Like one bite. Number five. 39 00:01:50,520 --> 00:01:53,000 Speaker 1: One year they gave everyone a bottle of wine and 40 00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:55,800 Speaker 1: a wine glass that had different sayings written on them, 41 00:01:56,160 --> 00:02:00,800 Speaker 1: specifically chosen for each of us. Okay, mindset, if you 42 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:05,240 Speaker 1: touch my wine, I'll punch you in the throat. I 43 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:07,360 Speaker 1: just I just had a feeling that there was an 44 00:02:07,480 --> 00:02:11,600 Speaker 1: HR violation coming down personalized wine glass. They said, By 45 00:02:11,639 --> 00:02:13,840 Speaker 1: the way, this is not a healthcare company that provides 46 00:02:13,919 --> 00:02:15,399 Speaker 1: carriage disabled children. 47 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:18,760 Speaker 2: Oh my god, laughing till the end. 48 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:22,920 Speaker 1: Terrible. We're talking about a survey that found the worst 49 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:25,920 Speaker 1: gifts that people ever received from their company instead of 50 00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:29,079 Speaker 1: a holiday bonus. Number four says for the holidays. Our 51 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:34,800 Speaker 1: bosses gave us an efficiency Advent calendar. Behind every door 52 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:37,399 Speaker 1: there was a tip on how we could be more 53 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:41,000 Speaker 1: productive at work, including answering emails during lunch. 54 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:45,240 Speaker 3: Oh okay, suddenly our four box at our four chocolates 55 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:46,160 Speaker 3: was looking better. 56 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:50,920 Speaker 1: As seriously perspective as everything on these number three. One year, 57 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:54,000 Speaker 1: we all got leftover promotional giveaway mugs. 58 00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:55,400 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Mine had a. 59 00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:58,280 Speaker 1: Picture of a stapler and it said, whoever stole my 60 00:02:58,440 --> 00:03:01,480 Speaker 1: copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. 61 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:07,240 Speaker 2: You have my word. That one's good. That's actually those 62 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:09,480 Speaker 2: words fit on a mug like Microsoft word. 63 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:12,720 Speaker 1: Microsoft word is one of the features in Microsoft Office. 64 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:15,720 Speaker 2: I would just Microsoft word is. 65 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:21,480 Speaker 1: The one that you type all the things in the documents. 66 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:24,639 Speaker 3: But hold on, speaking of promotions, I was a server 67 00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:28,480 Speaker 3: okay a long time ago, and our company gave us 68 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:30,280 Speaker 3: and it was so funny. 69 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:32,240 Speaker 2: They buy their bottles in. 70 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:35,960 Speaker 3: Bulk, obviously for the bar and these bottles from like 71 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:39,840 Speaker 3: smearing Off came with covers just for the bottle like 72 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:41,800 Speaker 3: and stuff. 73 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:44,600 Speaker 2: No, no, no, it's just a plastic. 74 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:46,480 Speaker 3: Like container to put a bottle in. It doesn't have 75 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:49,360 Speaker 3: any use. It's not like a martini shake or anything. Okay, 76 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:51,480 Speaker 3: and it just is like, man, and they gave all 77 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:53,960 Speaker 3: of the free plastic promotion. 78 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:56,120 Speaker 2: Not the bottle of alca, not the bottle of alcohol. 79 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:59,080 Speaker 3: They just gave us all like here you go, Merry Christmas. 80 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:01,640 Speaker 3: And we're like, the literally just came with the shipment 81 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:02,080 Speaker 3: of liquor. 82 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:09,840 Speaker 2: We saw these with these anyway, let's go back to 83 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:12,080 Speaker 2: the list. Number two former teacher. 84 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:15,560 Speaker 1: Here, the principal gave me a single white piece of 85 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:19,200 Speaker 1: copy paper with a life Saver mint stapled to it 86 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:22,440 Speaker 1: and a printed note saying you were a life saver 87 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:31,520 Speaker 1: this year. And the number one worst holiday gifts someone 88 00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:35,000 Speaker 1: got from their work, according to this survey, says last year, 89 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:37,640 Speaker 1: the owner of our company decided to give the men 90 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:39,200 Speaker 1: and women different gifts. 91 00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:42,760 Speaker 2: Oh no, already problematic. 92 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:46,719 Speaker 1: Yeah, it says all the guys received personalized bottles of 93 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:53,880 Speaker 1: Craft whiskey. Okay, the women, we all received an autograph 94 00:04:53,920 --> 00:05:00,480 Speaker 1: photo of David hasselh shot, not the young David, David 95 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:04,279 Speaker 1: in the sixties, no drunk camera, Trump and David Hassel. 96 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:07,839 Speaker 1: Oh my god, signed autograph photo of the hoff That's 97 00:05:07,880 --> 00:05:10,440 Speaker 1: worth way more than a bottle of Kraft whiskey. I 98 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:12,520 Speaker 1: was going to talk about the year we got Bogo 99 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:15,719 Speaker 1: Bogo coupon by one get one to a barbecue place. 100 00:05:15,720 --> 00:05:16,280 Speaker 2: Do you remember that? 101 00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:16,760 Speaker 1: Oh? 102 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:21,599 Speaker 2: Because I threw it away? Yeah? The Hoff beats it. Yeah, 103 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:24,359 Speaker 2: that's probably the worst of all time. But I don't know. 104 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:25,839 Speaker 2: Maybe some of our listeners can beat it. 105 00:05:25,880 --> 00:05:26,840 Speaker 3: Oh I bet they can't. 106 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:30,920 Speaker 2: Texas, don't you dare? Text us your good holiday gifts? Okay? Yeah, 107 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:32,600 Speaker 2: jealousy for a. 108 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:36,000 Speaker 3: Small private company. Yeah yeah. 109 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:38,880 Speaker 1: Text into seven eight, five nine to tell us what 110 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:41,080 Speaker 1: is the worst gift that you ever got from your 111 00:05:41,080 --> 00:05:42,760 Speaker 1: company right before the holidays. 112 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:44,479 Speaker 2: I can't wait to read some of these. Your phone 113 00:05:44,520 --> 00:05:45,839 Speaker 2: tap is coming up next.