Speaker 1: What Welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom.
Speaker 2: We're so happy. I'm so happy.
Speaker 3: I haven't we haven't recorded in like literally weeks. It's
Speaker 3: been like a very very long time since we've recorded.
Speaker 1: Well, it's because me and Drew hooked up and like
Speaker 1: it got really.
Speaker 3: Hot, awkward, we both have. I lost forty pounds.
Speaker 2: I like, I ate that person.
Speaker 3: I was like, wow, I'm like basically invisible.
Speaker 2: Now you lost pounds, you would disappear.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my legs don't exist. I cut them off.
Speaker 1: I off well to replace the forty pounds of you
Speaker 1: that's missing. We have two guests who each weigh twenty pounds,
Speaker 1: so ye be perfect.
Speaker 3: All right, come on in. Hey, we got Gypsy Woes,
Speaker 3: Many Rose and Martin.
Speaker 4: Hey you're Martin Martin, you're muted.
Speaker 5: Oh hey, hey, I just want to say, hey, what's up?
Speaker 2: Guys.
Speaker 6: I'm so happy to be here, and you know, with
Speaker 6: my partner right here Gypsy Woes.
Speaker 2: I'm not here on the other side, you're dating on
Speaker 2: that side.
Speaker 4: He's under me. For me, it goes in your top left, me,
Speaker 4: Drew bottom left, and of.
Speaker 3: Course you call me a fucking bottom God damn it.
Speaker 3: Already already called me about it. When Martin said he's
Speaker 3: your partner, he just said, oh, that's.
Speaker 6: My partner, right, But that doesn't necessarily mean I'm a bottom.
Speaker 6: Where he interchange, we interchange. We like to switch.
Speaker 4: First, you're not I like women's rick. I don't know.
Speaker 4: You guys go back and forth. Right, you guys are
Speaker 4: all over this new stuff. I'm not with it. I'm kosher.
Speaker 2: What the hell? No, we did our minds.
Speaker 4: Your minds. You expanded our minds your body.
Speaker 1: Well, no, I'm expanding Drew and I'm expanding my mind
Speaker 1: while expanding Drew.
Speaker 2: So that's different.
Speaker 4: That's awful. I don't like that. I don't say that.
Speaker 2: Please, Okay, Well you should go on like a retreat
Speaker 2: somewhere and like open up.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 3: I also realized, this is our first male guests, our
Speaker 3: first that's in the world multiple times, Josiah and Kai
Speaker 3: aren't males in my eyes, But how about this, how
Speaker 3: about this guests that aren't in the emergency in or
Speaker 3: comic extended universe, and now we're part of it. Now
Speaker 3: you're in it.
Speaker 2: Now you're looped in.
Speaker 5: Yeah, almost as big as the Marble universe.
Speaker 1: Now, exactly who are the last people we need to
Speaker 1: get on to expand it other than Gypsy.
Speaker 3: Rose Emily Rose.
Speaker 6: Well, you just need to get that one guy, the
Speaker 6: one who was like the villain and now he's like
Speaker 6: in jail or something.
Speaker 4: And then you're talking about I think you're talking about
Speaker 4: Marvel and they're talking about the Internet, and I.
Speaker 2: Was so confused. I was like, who the fuck went
Speaker 2: to jail?
Speaker 4: The villain? He's talking about frigging.
Speaker 5: He really is a villain. He's a villain man.
Speaker 3: Shane Dawson, Oh, Shane Dawson is a father now.
Speaker 5: So I didn't know that.
Speaker 2: Riley gave birth. There's a picture of him sitting in
Speaker 2: the bed with the baby.
Speaker 6: Dude seriously stopp being silly gay, who's Riley?
Speaker 3: It's they did have they had surrogates. And I saw
Speaker 3: comments on the post. Every comment was like fuck this,
Speaker 3: you're evil, Like this should not be happening, Like it's
Speaker 3: like the happiest day of their life, and like everyone
Speaker 3: is like completely destroying them. And someone was like not
Speaker 3: a single mention of the surrogate mothers, like some men
Speaker 3: you are, and I was like, the surrogate mothers probably
Speaker 3: don't want to be mentioned on Shane Dawson's fucking platform. Okay,
Speaker 3: god fucking damn it. That's talking badly about through I
Speaker 3: got multiple camera angles.
Speaker 5: Oh man, this one. I don't like this one. It
Speaker 5: feels like I'm being examined and under a microscope by Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're little.
Speaker 3: It makes my forehead vane look crazy.
Speaker 1: Dude, it looks so jarring, like you look like somebody
Speaker 1: I called for like help with, like to pay my tea.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, why why is it working when you switch
Speaker 1: back and forth?
Speaker 3: I just unplugged it and plugged back again. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: should move this camera over here so I can like
Speaker 3: dramatically look at it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna do you're gonna I'm not doing that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Oh my god. That is Phil DeFranco I miss, you.
Speaker 2: Know, still alive. He's still doing stuff.
Speaker 3: Oh he's still huge on the internet too, Like he's
Speaker 3: still like going crazy, like it's insane.
Speaker 4: Is he related to the good Mythical Morning guys? Is
Speaker 4: he like one of the third or he's one of
Speaker 4: those brothers.
Speaker 3: He's one of the Dolan twins.
Speaker 6: He's just you know when you know when families they
Speaker 6: have like you have like twins and then you find
Speaker 6: out they have this like weird older brother that's just like.
Speaker 4: Locked stern got a got an older brother?
Speaker 3: Is the Sterniolos was that we got to put y'all?
Speaker 4: It's crazy. So there's there's these little young boys.
Speaker 5: And these goblins. Man, you got to check them out.
Speaker 6: And they're just like what they do, man, I don't know,
Speaker 6: they're freaking awesome. Dude, you can pick which one you
Speaker 6: want to stand Christopher, which one Nicholas?
Speaker 5: What's the other guy?
Speaker 4: Wait?
Speaker 1: They're more there's oh wait is it the is it
Speaker 1: the dudes where there's the gay one and the two
Speaker 1: brothers there they are, Yeah, I know them.
Speaker 4: I know them. As soon as it got gay you
Speaker 4: got really excited and.
Speaker 5: You know, and then they have this older brother and
Speaker 5: they have this older brother. This is actually wait, this
Speaker 5: is so funny.
Speaker 6: I did a bit that I was their like fourth
Speaker 6: brother or something, and then all their stands like came
Speaker 6: after me and stuff.
Speaker 5: It was really funny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like they have.
Speaker 2: Like I still don't know who we're talking about.
Speaker 4: They're bigger than both of us.
Speaker 3: You don't like combine. They're they're major. They're like major,
Speaker 3: and they just sit in the car and be pretty
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, oh, I know who you're talking about.
Speaker 2: They're all related.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're identical.
Speaker 5: And then they have their brother not related. It's a
Speaker 5: pr stunt, dude.
Speaker 3: What's crazy is they have a brother that they lock
Speaker 3: inside of a suitcase in their basement and he's just
Speaker 3: been living in their suitcase for like six months.
Speaker 1: Well, is it like a Ramoa suitcase or is it
Speaker 1: like a mask?
Speaker 6: Like, Okay, if it's that one, it's fine because that's
Speaker 6: luxury and like inside it's probably warm that.
Speaker 1: It's probably like insulated. It's like it's like living in
Speaker 1: a Stanley cup.
Speaker 4: I earned mister has someone in a romo right now.
Speaker 4: It's something.
Speaker 3: You can live inside this suitcase. We won't dismember you.
Speaker 6: I would totally do that because like you probably get
Speaker 6: to keep the suitcase at the end.
Speaker 3: Yeah, true, true, And it's a Virgil, a clear one.
Speaker 3: I wanted that. I wanted that ship.
Speaker 1: So bad, dude, I'm not kidding, Like I need somebody
Speaker 1: like he is treading psychological warfare territory so heavily, like
Speaker 1: he is, like, yes, the one where he had that
Speaker 1: like duo stay in the.
Speaker 2: Box for one hundred days. I was like Okay, this
Speaker 2: is like not uky though. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Also, like there's no way they didn't bone, Like I'm
Speaker 1: like really sorry, I was gonna a phone call. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm really really certain that they had to have boned
Speaker 1: if they were in there for one hundred days together.
Speaker 2: But Loki did not each other by the end.
Speaker 5: I don't have to. You don't have to. Some people
Speaker 5: are abstinate, and you know what I mean, like.
Speaker 3: Well celibate.
Speaker 4: This is what they did, is I heard because I
Speaker 4: know someone who works just like behind the scenes with them.
Speaker 4: They they have a lot of cameras in there, so
Speaker 4: immediately when they start boning, they can actually see it.
Speaker 4: And they have this big red buzzer that they hit
Speaker 4: and every like confetti comes down and they get an egg.
Speaker 3: Oh that's actually really interesting.
Speaker 2: And then if they locked me and Drew in there,
Speaker 2: we'd walk out millionaires and covered in confetti.
Speaker 4: Extra extra, like if there's a bonus for no no
Speaker 4: no protection. So there's also that as well.
Speaker 1: Oh me and you can't do that though, because we
Speaker 1: have like multiple partners on the side.
Speaker 3: So and diseases. This is covering my face now. Okay,
Speaker 3: So I want to talk about how evil and wicked
Speaker 3: Sephora has become. I get into that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you have to educate us because like we're guys,
Speaker 5: don't really know what.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, like you're you know.
Speaker 4: What Andy is actually dressed up like one of their bags,
Speaker 4: a little bita bag.
Speaker 3: Cause so I was Christmas gift shopping for all the
Speaker 3: girl leaves in my family, and I was just like,
Speaker 3: I love wouldn't you.
Speaker 1: Get them like like a three month course for like
Speaker 1: an engineering class or something.
Speaker 3: Why do you, Oh, women in stem shouldn't exist. I
Speaker 3: was thinking cooking classes though, or teaching a girl how
Speaker 3: to take out a garbage can every once in a while.
Speaker 3: How about that?
Speaker 2: Okay, got a boys job?
Speaker 6: Okay, well well if you teach a man how to
Speaker 6: fish the fish anyway, yeah, just continue.
Speaker 5: I don't remember what.
Speaker 3: It was, but yeah, yeah, no, I get it. I
Speaker 3: get what you're saying. But I was picking out gifts
Speaker 3: for all the girlly pops and I love skincare, very
Speaker 3: big into skincare. So I was just getting them like
Speaker 3: little like a little skincare regimen. And then like I'm
Speaker 3: like looking around and I like I'm just looking at
Speaker 3: everyone in there because I like people watching and I'm
Speaker 3: just like watching all of these people.
Speaker 1: And then I realized, I say, you're a grown ass
Speaker 1: man with a beard alone and support.
Speaker 3: I was with my mother.
Speaker 4: I was with my.
Speaker 2: Mother, I was with my sport.
Speaker 3: Like I was plotting. I was like rubbing my hands together. No,
Speaker 3: it gets it. It'll make that even funnier because the
Speaker 3: people I was looking at but like not in a
Speaker 3: weird way, so shut the fuck up. How about that? No,
Speaker 3: But then I like realized, I'm like looking around, I'm like,
Speaker 3: holy shit, every single person, every single girl in here
Speaker 3: is below the age of fourteen. And then it just
Speaker 3: started making me freak the fuck out because I was like,
Speaker 3: society has ruined children, Like all they care about is
Speaker 3: like stopping wrinkles from happening, and they're twelve years old.
Speaker 3: Like it's so crazy.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's like the whole thing.
Speaker 1: But talk, I saw another day where I was like,
Speaker 1: only the girls who microplane, tongue scrape, drink collagen, ice, roll, tweeze, threading, waxing, hair,
Speaker 1: dye hair like it was the longest ever, and it.
Speaker 6: Was like unfortunate does that he does all that?
Speaker 5: You got all that checked off?
Speaker 4: Boys? This isn't an accident, you know, and I don't
Speaker 4: get to just chill on the beach all you know.
Speaker 1: Oh, do you have like a side hustle, like an
Speaker 1: esthetician business?
Speaker 3: That's actually Epstein's Island. He's on Epstein's Island.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're making a new one, this one. We're calling
Speaker 4: it this Zuckerberg Garland. The hosts now, he's a crazy host.
Speaker 3: But you do sass what SaaS?
Speaker 4: I sell software on the like just kind of like
Speaker 4: malware and stuff like that, if you're all interested.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I saw somebody on TikTok who was on
Speaker 1: the TikTok shop selling advice, like, oh, selling like dating advice,
Speaker 1: like the three places you should always.
Speaker 2: Touch your man when you're hugging him.
Speaker 1: If you want my my TikTok shop.
Speaker 3: Like you need that, inn't you?
Speaker 4: I'll do you better.
Speaker 3: In one of the shops, I saw they were selling
Speaker 3: a one dollar ninety nine cent and I was gonna
Speaker 3: buy it because I didn't know what it was. But
Speaker 3: then I saw someone comment that it was literally nothing.
Speaker 3: They purchased nothing, and it was like a donation.
Speaker 5: We don't have we don't have TikTok shop in Canada.
Speaker 4: So you guys. Maybe you guys, really, we literally don't
Speaker 4: and it's and you guys suffer so much and we're
Speaker 4: just watching and ours is blitch and my TikTok is glitch.
Speaker 4: I don't even have ads.
Speaker 5: I have zero.
Speaker 4: I've never gotten a single ad, so I just get
Speaker 4: straight content is actually it's.
Speaker 3: Burning a hole.
Speaker 4: That's why.
Speaker 5: That's why he's so messed up.
Speaker 4: It's just like.
Speaker 3: The pulture guys. I swear to god, there's a culture guys,
Speaker 3: did you that.
Speaker 2: Is actually insane? Because my TikTok feed.
Speaker 1: Is especially once the holiday started, like every other thing
Speaker 1: is some bitch trying to sell some ship to me.
Speaker 4: Oh crazy?
Speaker 2: Is that enter pass code for TikTok?
Speaker 3: You got your ship? Likeed up?
Speaker 4: I'm scared to type it because it's gonna like buy something.
Speaker 3: It's gonna sell your data.
Speaker 4: No, check this out, damn.
Speaker 2: So y'all don't have Tomoy Pickle TikTok.
Speaker 3: Or what like.
Speaker 5: No, we have to make our own.
Speaker 3: I justs And you bought two Timoy pickle pick kits
Speaker 3: before we left, and we were supposed to do them,
Speaker 3: and we just have them sitting on the counter now
Speaker 3: because we didn't do them.
Speaker 2: They're probably but fuck rotten. Yeah, they're probably so disgusting.
Speaker 1: I would assume that sitting on the counter for three
Speaker 1: weeks while we're gone, the red forty is going to
Speaker 1: like disintegrate the packaging and we're gonna come home to
Speaker 1: just like two red puddles on the count.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's like sledge like that one TikTok you see that,
Speaker 7: like the food moving and stuff, and like it's like
Speaker 7: just pure comment bait, Like so people are like what
Speaker 7: is that?
Speaker 5: But it's like something, but it always like it does
Speaker 5: get me for a second.
Speaker 3: My favorite comment date I've been seeing recently is like
Speaker 3: the people that like get really sexual with like the
Speaker 3: food and they like start like fingering the food or
Speaker 3: the chicken breast, and it's like did anybody else notice
Speaker 3: his fingers? Like that's literally.
Speaker 1: It's always like a like a weirdly buff dude who
Speaker 1: obviously also has an eating disorder because he only lets
Speaker 1: himself eat like boiled broccoli and like mere chicken.
Speaker 2: But he always like is cooking with yeah, cooking.
Speaker 1: And like dressing up like with like a tight ass shirt,
Speaker 1: and it's.
Speaker 6: Like like no, I want to start one so bad
Speaker 6: because like I look into them so much. I want
Speaker 6: to start one where it's like I'm just cooking regularly
Speaker 6: and then but I'm super unhygienic about everything, so I'm
Speaker 6: like randomly sick in.
Speaker 5: But it's like subtle enough that people like comment.
Speaker 3: I saw this dude legitimately make like gumbo on the airplane.
Speaker 3: He snuck a battery, like a car battery onto the
Speaker 3: airplane and cook gumbo in the scene.
Speaker 2: A car battery, That's what.
Speaker 3: Everyone was saying. They were like, he committed like eight
Speaker 3: felonies for this TikTok, Like it was like insane. In
Speaker 3: his videos, Martin, I went to his page. All of
Speaker 3: his videos are essentially that, like he'll like have a
Speaker 3: cut on his hand and like start like kneading bread
Speaker 3: and knead the blood into the bread, and like he
Speaker 3: also cooks in like it was crazy. He cooks inside
Speaker 3: like motel syncs. That's his bread in butter is like
Speaker 3: he cooks in the motel scene. Yeah, you've seen him,
Speaker 3: you've seen him.
Speaker 4: Wait, I saw him make French onion soup in the
Speaker 4: in the sink of of a motel.
Speaker 3: Like it has like it has like razor shavings and
Speaker 3: scabs and ship in it.
Speaker 4: If I if my eyes saved like forty dollars taking
Speaker 4: like economy or whatever, and he's sitting next to me
Speaker 4: making gumbo.
Speaker 5: I'm asking, Yeah, you have to try it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he pulled it out like he pauls it out
Speaker 3: of the bag like it's like mashed potatoes with like
Speaker 3: when it's like.
Speaker 4: The truck driver, isn't he a truck driver?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, a truck driver. He did it on the
Speaker 3: airplane though.
Speaker 2: Wait, so he's like low key about it, like he's.
Speaker 1: Not like he didn't start that as a bit, like
Speaker 1: he was.
Speaker 2: Like I need to show the world what I get
Speaker 2: up to.
Speaker 3: When I'm also like the technology he creates is insane.
Speaker 3: Like he literally will make like a pizza grill that
Speaker 3: like spins using like the blow dryer and it will
Speaker 3: like melt the cheese. It's like insane, Like I never
Speaker 3: he'll build like Chappy to like make he actually utilizes
Speaker 3: chat gpt ai. He puts the AI in the chicken breast.
Speaker 2: That just reminds me of like there was this guy who.
Speaker 1: I can't say his blog channel name, but there was
Speaker 1: this guy who like was, no, you.
Speaker 3: Know what you're talking about it.
Speaker 4: We'll show you after.
Speaker 1: I'm only like not saying it because he isn't popular,
Speaker 1: Like I just found him with my Miami homies, like
Speaker 1: on YouTube because he used to go to the vintage
Speaker 1: shops here and people met him and were like, oh,
Speaker 1: this guy makes logs, like we should go watch them.
Speaker 1: But his at is like I don't even think he
Speaker 1: makes logs anymore. But one of them was he was
Speaker 1: showing like his like food routine. And mind you, this
Speaker 1: guy was like selling like reselling designer clothes on grails,
Speaker 1: so he had.
Speaker 2: No business eating like this, Like he was making.
Speaker 1: The correct amount of money that he could have got
Speaker 1: himself up fucking like a burger king meal, like he
Speaker 1: could have gotten something else, but he would go to
Speaker 1: the grocery stores in Miami bulke buy the sale steak
Speaker 1: and put a bunch of steak in his freezer to
Speaker 1: the point that it was like gray, and like he
Speaker 1: showed himself cooking like this gray steak and like putting
Speaker 1: all his like vegetables into the microwave and like putting
Speaker 1: the steak in the microwave like he literally was like
Speaker 1: cooking it like he had just been introduced to using
Speaker 1: his hands.
Speaker 2: Like it was the craziest thing I've ever seen in
Speaker 2: my life.
Speaker 1: So Martin, you should do it, but you need to
Speaker 1: do it like you know when people like always have
Speaker 1: different camera angles and then it's like them chopping and
Speaker 1: then like cut and like them throwing it in like
Speaker 1: you should be chopping, and then like a bunch of
Speaker 1: the food faults on the floor and like it cuts
Speaker 1: to like a nice angle of your feet and picking
Speaker 1: it up and throwing it in.
Speaker 8: But That's what I'm scared of is like that's like
Speaker 8: too obvious, Like I need to it needs to be
Speaker 8: super subtle, Like it needs to be like they low
Speaker 8: key noticed like little so wards on my your fingernails
Speaker 8: falling and.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you just you just deny it in
Speaker 4: the comments. You also need to wear like an apron
Speaker 4: with like nothing under it.
Speaker 6: Just throw them off a little bit. And I do
Speaker 6: wash my hands at the beginning or something, but then
Speaker 6: the rest.
Speaker 4: You clean like just soap like three times and then yeah.
Speaker 3: Well okay, I also want to talk about I mentioned
Speaker 3: this earlier when we were setting it up, and it
Speaker 3: peaud everyone's interest. But there are subtle things set in
Speaker 3: place in technology that rewards and benefits only cheaters. It
Speaker 3: is insane. Why can't I go through my call log
Speaker 3: and delete calls that I've made? So you can go
Speaker 3: through the call log and delete a call? Who else
Speaker 3: is using that other than a cheater? Like a cheater
Speaker 3: is using that? Like you can change the cover of
Speaker 3: certain apps, like I'm not gonna name names, but you
Speaker 3: can put like Grinder, I'll name names on Grinder. You
Speaker 3: can put like a different cover so it looks like
Speaker 3: a different app.
Speaker 2: I think I feel like that one's weirder because it
Speaker 2: would benefit kids.
Speaker 1: Like there's definitely like kids who have apps they shouldn't
Speaker 1: have and they could just cover it, and their parents
Speaker 1: who would like go through their phone and just be like, Okay,
Speaker 1: who gives a fuck?
Speaker 3: That's or like a DL man like and his girl
Speaker 3: knows what the Grinder looks like, but app looks like
Speaker 3: but doesn't know what the Grinder app.
Speaker 4: So you're telling me, if I look at your screen time, Drew,
Speaker 4: you're gonna have like twelve hours a day on like
Speaker 4: calculator or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, exactly. That's so funny that you said twelve
Speaker 3: hours on Grinder though, because in a video we didn't.
Speaker 3: In New York, I edited my screen time to say,
Speaker 3: like fourteen hour or twelve hours on Grinder, and literally
Speaker 3: everyone believed it, Like, no, I'm not on fucking Grinder
Speaker 3: for twelve hours a day, Like literally, would.
Speaker 2: You even spend twelve hours on there?
Speaker 6: You made it too realistic of a number, man, you
Speaker 6: have to make it like way higher.
Speaker 4: Like twenty six or something.
Speaker 3: So exactly exactly, But what are your thoughts on deleting
Speaker 3: call logs? Like why can I delete who I called?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: You know what I'm going to tell you right now.
Speaker 5: It's it's for cheaters. It's not for me.
Speaker 6: I don't think about stuff like that. I'm a loyal man,
Speaker 6: I have a girlfriend. I'm you know what I mean,
Speaker 6: I don't. I don't care about these new things that
Speaker 6: they've What do you mean I agree.
Speaker 2: With Hamza that that's made for me? Bro?
Speaker 5: Are y'all serious? Are you guys all unfaithful people?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: I cheat on Drew all the time, but I guess
Speaker 1: it's not cheating if he knows I know.
Speaker 3: I know everything you do, I know every movie made.
Speaker 2: It's not cheating if you're open about it. If you're
Speaker 2: making a.
Speaker 1: Published statement to your partner and you're saying, listen, you
Speaker 1: were not good enough for me right now.
Speaker 2: I need to be on the streets.
Speaker 1: And if they get mad at you, that's an insecurity
Speaker 1: on their part and that's fuck up on them.
Speaker 5: She's for the streets. Futures.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, okay, it's like a known thing.
Speaker 4: This is almost like SI corner of yours. But you're
Speaker 4: reminding me of a of a meme. I don't know
Speaker 4: if you can see this.
Speaker 2: Is well, I woke up with no presence. Here you go.
Speaker 1: I let Tack fly last Thursday, and I felt really
Speaker 1: bad about it, not because I cheated, but because he
Speaker 1: was better than your than you, and I feel stuck.
Speaker 3: Holy shrry Christmas, come on, yeah, Mary Chrysler.
Speaker 1: More like, I saw a really funny one that my
Speaker 1: dad thought was so funny. I don't know if you
Speaker 1: saw this, true because Mason posted it, but I showed
Speaker 1: it to my dad and for contact. My dad is fifty,
Speaker 1: but literally like acts and talks like he's still like
Speaker 1: twenty five.
Speaker 3: He has a fucking yeah. That's bad, it's right, it
Speaker 3: was who.
Speaker 2: Oh, this is like ice screenshot of this. This is
Speaker 2: not my text.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, you give one K to your little boy,
Speaker 4: make you beautiful?
Speaker 3: Can someone read that out loud to me because I
Speaker 3: can't read.
Speaker 4: Hey, babe, sending you five K. You give one K
Speaker 4: to your little boyfriend, then the rest you make yourself beautiful. Okay, Hi,
Speaker 4: this is Jimmy, her boyfriend. She didn't give me any money. Please, dont.
Speaker 5: You forgot the most important part? Read at one o
Speaker 5: two pm.
Speaker 4: It's o'clock message. That's a.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 1: That is kind of crazy to be going back and
Speaker 1: forth about that at like one pm. Like the sun
Speaker 1: is literally like directly above you. The contrast on everything
Speaker 1: is crazy, Like, yeah.
Speaker 4: It's money.
Speaker 5: Also, a sugar daddy leaving you on red is crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's pretty embarrassing.
Speaker 2: Well, the other night I.
Speaker 1: Was like, what did I I watched something that was
Speaker 1: like pretty jarring, and I was like, dude, I.
Speaker 2: Need to like decompress from that. I'm trying to remember
Speaker 2: what it was.
Speaker 3: Mysterious skin.
Speaker 2: Oh no, it literally was May December. It's like.
Speaker 1: Y'all know about that case about like the thirty six
Speaker 1: year old lady who had an affair with a seventh
Speaker 1: grader and they ended up getting married after she got
Speaker 1: out of jail.
Speaker 6: Yes, no, mad story, what no like, like, I'm so
Speaker 6: interested in it. It's such an interesting story. Yeah, I
Speaker 6: love that that happened.
Speaker 4: None of us love that that happened.
Speaker 1: I just want to like, I mean, I just want
Speaker 1: to clarify because he goes I love this story so
Speaker 1: like I say that when it's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: Taylor save the economy of Pennsylvania, I'm like, I love
Speaker 1: that story.
Speaker 6: Well, I meant like, look, I'm so glad you brought
Speaker 6: it up so we can discuss it.
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, okay, that's a movie about it.
Speaker 3: Martin didn't like a dad beat you up for a
Speaker 3: girl like peeing on your car or something.
Speaker 5: Yo, yes, yes he almost didn't.
Speaker 4: I know, like not talk about that for so long.
Speaker 5: So now this is Yeah, it is a trauma about it.
Speaker 6: It's the only time I've ever been accused of being
Speaker 6: a pe ed. Oh pete, how do you just say?
Speaker 4: Nuts? Nuts?
Speaker 6: And and if you guys don't know what the nuns is?
Speaker 6: This a guy who touches kids and basically what I
Speaker 6: was pulled up?
Speaker 4: Who the hell is that?
Speaker 3: Put that away? Bro, don't do this now, don't do
Speaker 3: this now, don't do this now.
Speaker 2: I don't want it in my house.
Speaker 3: Oh my fucking god, did.
Speaker 5: You get that for Christmas?
Speaker 3: Can you use it right now?
Speaker 4: It's sloppy that that is not functional at all.
Speaker 5: There's no Yeah, seriously, like what can even fit in there?
Speaker 5: How deep is it?
Speaker 4: Go?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Deep is all the way up the ankle?
Speaker 5: How deep is your flesh leg?
Speaker 2: Wait? It goes out the ankle?
Speaker 3: Mind does? Yeah, that's for sure.
Speaker 5: Wait what's it called a flesh foot? What did they
Speaker 5: call that?
Speaker 4: I have no idea. A p word foot?
Speaker 2: Did you buy that?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: My dad got it for Steven for Christmas? Oh not?
Speaker 2: So back to Martin's story, I didn't.
Speaker 5: Okay, I didn't think we're gonna okay, so yeah.
Speaker 2: We actually also don't have to say that if that's
Speaker 2: actually something you.
Speaker 5: Know, it's well, look it wasn't. At the time.
Speaker 6: I was a little scared, but basically I was just
Speaker 6: I was visiting homes in Toronto one of our first
Speaker 6: time I was like maybe our second time meeting in person,
Speaker 6: and he was out in the city because like Toronto
Speaker 6: traffic is crazy. So he's like, dude, there's a school
Speaker 6: near my house, just like park your car there and
Speaker 6: just wait. I was like, okay, because he'll be home
Speaker 6: in like whatever thirty minutes. So I'm like laying in
Speaker 6: my car like watching tiktoks. I have the seat pulled
Speaker 6: down and whatever. And then I see this mom and
Speaker 6: her daughter just walking behind my car like in the
Speaker 6: rear view, and but then they like they they're like
Speaker 6: about a pass. But then I don't see them continued,
Speaker 6: do you know what I mean? I just I just
Speaker 6: don't see them continue in my rear ear side. Yeah,
Speaker 6: So I'm like, what the heck? And then and then
Speaker 6: I don't know, I don't know what happened. And then
Speaker 6: fifteen minutes later, some dude knocks out my window and
Speaker 6: he asked me to pull it down. And then I
Speaker 6: was just like, what's up, man, I'm just just scrolling
Speaker 6: on TikTok like I don't know. He's like, dude, my
Speaker 6: daughter just peed here five seconds ago. Did you record
Speaker 6: any videos?
Speaker 4: Like what.
Speaker 3: Getting he's getting bad at you?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Are side of a school?
Speaker 2: Why is your daughter just pissing on the car?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: And I was like at first, I was like, what's
Speaker 5: going on? Like, dude, you're the weird one, cause why
Speaker 5: are you asking if I record it?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 5: What are you trying to do here?
Speaker 6: Anyways, I just I basically told him that I'm just
Speaker 6: here waiting for a friend, the classic excuse.
Speaker 3: Why did he kiss on your car? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 6: I just I was like, I don't know what happened.
Speaker 6: I've I've just been waiting here. I've just been on
Speaker 6: my phone. I was watching stupid TikTok dances. I don't
Speaker 6: know what's going on.
Speaker 3: And then so fucking crazy.
Speaker 6: But then he was like really adamant that I was
Speaker 6: recording videos. He's like, dude, delete them and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: And then did you did you have to show him
Speaker 2: your camera?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 5: I just know, I literally said, like I Well, he
Speaker 5: could see the fear in my eyes. I was like,
Speaker 5: I promise I had nothing to do with this.
Speaker 4: Like I I wish I saw that.
Speaker 3: That would have been the funniest thing.
Speaker 6: I think it ruined every day. It ruined that entire
Speaker 6: trip Homs. I swear, I was like out of my head,
Speaker 6: like I couldn't. I felt I hate being accused of
Speaker 6: things that I'm not.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I called Drew gay.
Speaker 4: Okay, whoa whoa?
Speaker 2: I didn't even see whoa whoa?
Speaker 4: Stay still don't move too much? Did you look at
Speaker 4: the cow where a cat come from.
Speaker 2: His body is covering that the whole time.
Speaker 3: What happened?
Speaker 2: Well, one time, I think I already told this.
Speaker 3: What were you saying?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: Sorry, I didn't know you were talking. I didn't mean
Speaker 3: to cut you off, but you were saying something before
Speaker 3: I brought up that story.
Speaker 5: Yeah, what were you saying?
Speaker 1: Oh, I was saying, I want The way I came
Speaker 1: to this next thought was because after watching May December,
Speaker 1: the one about like the fucking freak eek lady who
Speaker 1: married that fucking child, I.
Speaker 5: Was like, damn, I see that story.
Speaker 2: So we went over this. You shouldn't say that, not.
Speaker 9: After not after that story, you just told true, Oh no,
Speaker 9: it's not good, guys, I have to go.
Speaker 1: But I watched Priscilla and then that, and then I
Speaker 1: was just cracking up because I'm like, bro, I just
Speaker 1: watched two movies about freak alakus who like like talking
Speaker 1: to young people and it's freaking me out, and I
Speaker 1: was like, I need a palate cleanser.
Speaker 2: So I went on YouTube and the first thing.
Speaker 1: I saw was like a shorts of this like or
Speaker 1: a video of this guy like grooming a dog, like
Speaker 1: shopping puffy dogs.
Speaker 5: Yeah, different type of grooming, a different types.
Speaker 1: I was the positive end of grooming, like all this
Speaker 1: like negative grooming is like doing me bad.
Speaker 2: So I was watching that and then I was freaking
Speaker 2: the funk out because how the fuck do.
Speaker 1: People learn how to like groom dogs, Like there has
Speaker 1: to be a few dogs.
Speaker 2: To either get they have school, Like what I was like,
Speaker 2: do they use.
Speaker 1: Fake dogs or like because they get so close to
Speaker 1: the dog's eyes with the how many dogs have just
Speaker 1: gone blind from some fuck ass kid being like training
Speaker 1: and some.
Speaker 4: Dogs are out there walking with like fuck ass bobs.
Speaker 5: Because because people think they can do too.
Speaker 3: Much, dude, And like when dogs are like three weeks old,
Speaker 3: that's the perfect time to strike to make them like
Speaker 3: your partner later in life. You just like like you're saying,
Speaker 3: like grooming you that's how you learn is by practice.
Speaker 2: No no, no, no, we're not we're not.
Speaker 5: We're okay, so getting understanding you're not understan Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: Think we were the group they use that term for. Like, uh,
Speaker 1: like if you take a cat or a dog to
Speaker 1: like a hair salon.
Speaker 3: For you can groom pats too.
Speaker 5: You can groom yourself. You can groom yourself so you
Speaker 5: can do that.
Speaker 4: Oh way, wait what tonight guys, sorry.
Speaker 3: Myself. I gotta figure this out. Well, now that we're
Speaker 3: on the topic of cats and dogs, I found out.
Speaker 2: Good transition, good transition.
Speaker 4: Well, I love you guys, are your podcast. Every time
Speaker 4: you guys have to like put so much effort not
Speaker 4: to get so lost, like you got to like reel
Speaker 4: into like topics. You're like, whoa, what did you just say?
Speaker 4: I feel like you guys you have like molly brain
Speaker 4: or something.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and me and a struggling Me and Hunter are
Speaker 6: struggling because like y'all just can keep We could keep
Speaker 6: going like all day, all night or like.
Speaker 4: Oh where did that go? Bring it back? But y'all, yeah,
Speaker 4: like too many episodes.
Speaker 2: So it's too many episodes, like.
Speaker 5: Little too little.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's time to have us here permanently, is
Speaker 4: what I'm trying to guess.
Speaker 1: Well, buy two big ass tablets and nail them to
Speaker 1: the wall and just have y'all on behind us. But
Speaker 1: our lighting in our kitchen is so poor that the
Speaker 1: reflection is going to cover you the whole time. It's
Speaker 1: just going to be like like shiny pieces of last you.
Speaker 5: Guys don't know.
Speaker 6: You guys don't know on homs at one point had
Speaker 6: me on a freaking cracked screen like I did.
Speaker 4: I literally had that. Yeah. I used to call it
Speaker 4: Ai Martin and he would just like sit on like
Speaker 4: a crack screen.
Speaker 5: Like Karen on any of this.
Speaker 3: Picture that because that's that.
Speaker 2: TikTok of.
Speaker 1: Like this kid was on an iPad going through the
Speaker 1: halls of school, and I guess some schools now, if
Speaker 1: you call out a sick day, you still have to
Speaker 1: like show up, because there.
Speaker 3: Was like I'm doing, I'm strapping a bomb to that
Speaker 3: fucking thing. They goddamn spy. I'm not going to school
Speaker 3: if I'm sick.
Speaker 1: Hell no, I don't making a sick kid from school,
Speaker 1: just like also, why are you making him go from
Speaker 1: class to class?
Speaker 5: I can't.
Speaker 2: I'm on zoom.
Speaker 3: Why don't they carry him around?
Speaker 4: This is literally I gotta turn off this ocean. Bro,
Speaker 4: What am I doing? What am I doing? My life?
Speaker 5: Okay, home reveal?
Speaker 4: Come on, Yeah no it's not. Oh man, this is bad.
Speaker 4: Oh god, where do you live? Well?
Speaker 5: Over your head, move your head.
Speaker 2: That's an Addison RAYDLL.
Speaker 3: So you're the one in the pantry.
Speaker 4: Ah, damn it.
Speaker 5: I didn't want to show that he's the boy he
Speaker 5: lives under the stairs.
Speaker 4: Man, look at this Ai Mario Giant.
Speaker 5: Black line is just like a crack. It's like when
Speaker 5: the TV like leaks or whatever.
Speaker 3: And that's that's such a good idea.
Speaker 4: I just needed some man in my life, and he
Speaker 4: was all the way in the other side of the
Speaker 4: world side.
Speaker 6: That's when I was like half a co host or
Speaker 6: not not even I was just like making appearances upgrade.
Speaker 5: I got promoted.
Speaker 3: Guys, how far away do y'all live from each other?
Speaker 4: Eighteen minutes? Seventeen?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you'll see each other almost every day.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, because we got to record the
Speaker 4: can we promote our podcast or no? Is that allowed?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, please do it's you know, you can't do it
Speaker 2: until the end after me.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because everyone stopped listening at the end.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, no. Listen to out of Character. Listen to
Speaker 3: Out of Characters.
Speaker 4: It's very good. It's a lot of fun. And we
Speaker 4: did a Santa you know what's crazy. We were gonna
Speaker 4: we had we bought the same like pajamas you did,
Speaker 4: and we were gonna do something and we just like, well,
Speaker 4: y'all did it, so we really would not have carried.
Speaker 6: Look look at the packages on the ground. So we
Speaker 6: just opened a po box and like, the only packages
Speaker 6: we got were the ones that are local to Toronto,
Speaker 6: and so there's a bunch coming from the US and stuff.
Speaker 6: So we have to postpone our Christmas. That's why I'm
Speaker 6: I still. We're going to open it in our jammis.
Speaker 3: That's so cute. Did y'all get him from Walmart? Y'all
Speaker 3: got Walmart in Canada?
Speaker 4: We have like one I got.
Speaker 5: We got our onesies door Dashed by sport Check.
Speaker 4: We did. Do you have It's like Dick's. I ordered.
Speaker 4: It's like a quick do you have sports Check? You
Speaker 4: don't have sports Check? Well, it's essentially like Dick's Sporting
Speaker 4: Goods and I ordered it online and they were like,
Speaker 4: we have express one day delivery. I just got a
Speaker 4: Dasher link a door Dash and he's like, I'm delivering
Speaker 4: your pajamas actually door dash or so that's awesome.
Speaker 3: We live in such an insane timeline because with that
Speaker 3: and cloning cats and dogs, I didn't forget. Yeah, let's
Speaker 3: run that back, okay, so you can clone your cat
Speaker 3: and it's fucking crazy because they share the that's.
Speaker 5: The cutest little bra and kiddy where he's so sweet,
Speaker 5: I'm bringing him in.
Speaker 4: Would you guys find a clone two of them? They're
Speaker 4: kind of clone. I got this guy.
Speaker 2: That one already looks like a clone.
Speaker 5: I can't get the other guy's. He's sleeping like too cutely.
Speaker 4: Come on, show us what the hell?
Speaker 5: Okay, here you go.
Speaker 4: That's all you get.
Speaker 5: That's all you got, soft launch.
Speaker 1: My cat would never fucking sleep on me. My cat
Speaker 1: has schizophrenia and thinks I'm gonna no.
Speaker 3: I swear to God. I genuinely think Enya's cat, like,
Speaker 3: not even on some joking shit. I really think she
Speaker 3: has different altars that front, because like, sometimes that cat
Speaker 3: loves me like a zul loves me. Then other times
Speaker 3: he is the most afraid of me I've ever seen it.
Speaker 3: Being ever, I feel kind of powerful.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I think someone kicked him as a baby or
Speaker 1: something like someone has to and it wasn't me because
Speaker 1: I was really drunk when I first got that cat.
Speaker 2: But I don't remember kicking it that often.
Speaker 3: I didn't kick I often.
Speaker 4: What But what does azul mean? Is that Spanish?
Speaker 2: Yeah? It's uh Spanish?
Speaker 4: For brown.
Speaker 5: Brown.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think so, No, it's brown.
Speaker 5: I thought it was blue.
Speaker 3: Are you questioning?
Speaker 2: I know, why are you asking? Like the only like
Speaker 2: Latin person in the chat?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 5: Okay, no, I only learned Spanish on.
Speaker 4: That can't be right. Oh I was right right.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm drunk right now, so I forgot you get
Speaker 1: gast man.
Speaker 2: Imagine I actually thought that was brown and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's brown.
Speaker 3: No, you did think it was brown?
Speaker 2: And yeah, I'm just a little embarrassed.
Speaker 3: Okay, let me fucking finish.
Speaker 2: Hey, actually, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: But before you do that, you know what I thought
Speaker 1: about the other day is last time we talked about cats,
Speaker 1: when you were like, oh, people with cats are more
Speaker 1: likely to be reckless drivers or risky drivers.
Speaker 2: And I was thinking about that because it is literally
Speaker 2: so true.
Speaker 1: Because I thought about the other day, my new Year's
Speaker 1: resolution is to not be speeding.
Speaker 2: I will admit I am a chronic speeder, and that's it.
Speaker 2: But I just don't believe.
Speaker 1: I don't believe in driving the speed limit because they're
Speaker 1: not updated. We are living in a faster society now,
Speaker 1: so I think we need to push everything up.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I keep going to start.
Speaker 3: Okay, So these cats they share the same personalities, like
Speaker 3: they act almost the exact same as the cat you
Speaker 3: have that you want to get cloned. They look very similar,
Speaker 3: almost the exact same, Like it's it's insane. I was
Speaker 3: looking at cloned cats and dogs like side by side,
Speaker 3: and they look the exact same. It's fucking weird. But
Speaker 3: what they do is a somatic cell transfer, and they
Speaker 3: use the cells to create a virable, viable embryo from
Speaker 3: your pet's DNA. And this they use skin tissue after
Speaker 3: your pet has passed, but it's recommended that they collect
Speaker 3: it while it's still alive.
Speaker 4: Those shamed it or no? Or did he do that
Speaker 4: to surrogate? Oh?
Speaker 3: Very similar, literally, very similar, because I was about to
Speaker 3: say they use a surrogate cat, which is fucking crazy.
Speaker 3: So they find like a barn cat that's been fixed
Speaker 3: and they use its uterus to create your clone cat.
Speaker 3: And guess how much the shit costs?
Speaker 5: Like one hundred k, five hundred dollars, six hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: Thirty five thousand dollars for a cat and fifty thousand
Speaker 3: for a dog.
Speaker 4: Why that dog is not that deep.
Speaker 3: I actually I could like imagine if I was loaded,
Speaker 3: like I would literally.
Speaker 6: About your cat. You know what I would do, This
Speaker 6: is what I would do. I'd I'd get a really
Speaker 6: good cat, I'd clone it. Then I'd get the other
Speaker 6: upgrade where you can extend their life inject that. Yeah,
Speaker 6: then I'd like you could add so many mods to
Speaker 6: your cat to make it like the best cat ever.
Speaker 3: It's like a boy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can take it to the workbench and for
Speaker 1: it's like the Flatscope.
Speaker 4: Oh y'all play. You played Fortnit as well, So why
Speaker 4: didn't you play with us when we invited?
Speaker 2: I actually was going to ask why didn't I get invited?
Speaker 2: I have not.
Speaker 1: You have reached out to Kai and Drew and I
Speaker 1: have been not invited or reached.
Speaker 4: Out, said Drew. Said he was going to be like, oh,
Speaker 4: trust me, I can get it and it will be
Speaker 4: so down and then apparently you're busy.
Speaker 1: Well, Drew is jealous, and Drew always tries to hold
Speaker 1: me captain not allowed to make three time.
Speaker 3: I needed my screen time.
Speaker 5: Okay, guys, we'll have to run it back squads.
Speaker 2: I know I want to play.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, my friend has I This is like
Speaker 1: a random tangent. But apparently at Costco the Xbox ones
Speaker 1: are like we're I don't know if they still are.
Speaker 2: But saw that like a one hundred and thirty dollars.
Speaker 2: And on the Xbox One you can get.
Speaker 1: A mod that you can get a screen attached, like
Speaker 1: it's like this back piece that you pop in. And
Speaker 1: my friend has it, so he takes his Xbox with
Speaker 1: him like everywhere when he travels, because you literally just
Speaker 1: have like a screen attached to your Xbox and you
Speaker 1: could play whatever. And he literally will pull up anywhere
Speaker 1: and start playing Fortnite.
Speaker 6: And I need to do that because just a fucking
Speaker 6: that's like stay away from that person.
Speaker 5: And someone pulls out.
Speaker 4: Her sleep Drew fell asleep, Drew, Wake up.
Speaker 6: Drew, Drew, was it that boring what I was about
Speaker 6: to say?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Super Person.
Speaker 3: Is unstable?
Speaker 4: Connection?
Speaker 3: It looks like, yeah, said my Internet was unstable. This
Speaker 3: ship is so brig like what is going on?
Speaker 4: Your lashes were amazing? Can you close your eyes again?
Speaker 4: That was really nice? Yeah? I get it now, I
Speaker 4: finally get it. Yeah you know what?
Speaker 2: Okay, Drew, you froze again, and I think you're about.
Speaker 10: To be disgusting, dumb stop dude, it god like e
Speaker 10: long like let you out.
Speaker 6: Stop motion man, like a flip book. Someone's doing those
Speaker 6: like flip book animations.
Speaker 4: Am I here.
Speaker 2: You you are here in spirit?
Speaker 4: Bro? We get Steve on the phone. Man, what the hell?
Speaker 4: Oh hell no, dree oh I need this is and
Speaker 4: this is where my back.
Speaker 1: No, turn off your camera and turns out maybe in
Speaker 1: my back.
Speaker 6: Until you're actually backs.
Speaker 2: Literally like you.
Speaker 1: Everyone's calling out like bad pictures for an airbnb, like
Speaker 1: you look like somebody blew up a picture of Marilyn
Speaker 1: Monroe and.
Speaker 2: We all look good on our ends.
Speaker 4: We're getting a call from you.
Speaker 3: Should we just keep going?
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 3: That's so funny. I had a bit planned where I
Speaker 3: was gonna call my mom.
Speaker 4: Wait what.
Speaker 3: Gypsy roses back?
Speaker 2: Shut the hell up.
Speaker 1: You know what's crazy is it's when this comes out.
Speaker 1: It's her first free day, it's her first full day
Speaker 1: of being back in society.
Speaker 5: And where what's that going to be like?
Speaker 3: And I am so excited she's coming to the podcast.
Speaker 3: We got her as a guest.
Speaker 5: She's coming soon, so freaking wear are you serious?
Speaker 3: No, Gypsy?
Speaker 4: Come in?
Speaker 5: That's mother?
Speaker 4: Who's that girls like Sarah something, Sarah B. She has
Speaker 4: like she has a podcast, and it was like, oh man,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna stop. I'm going to stop right there.
Speaker 1: Well I did, I did DM Gypsy, but no reply,
Speaker 1: no answer, no anything.
Speaker 4: Well, you got to come with a number, you know.
Speaker 4: She doesn't I know, but.
Speaker 1: Like she has it so that it's in my sense,
Speaker 1: So I can't even double DM her.
Speaker 4: How do you fix that? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Wait, she has an Instagram.
Speaker 1: Wait, oh my god, mister Beasts changed his so I
Speaker 1: can't double dm mister Beast again.
Speaker 4: My dream, oh Jesus Christ, leave him alone.
Speaker 6: Dream is to see a plane crash that weren't you
Speaker 6: the one just talking about how he's like crazy and
Speaker 6: stuff and he's doing the craziest Well, if he's.
Speaker 2: Already doing it, If he's already doing it, I might
Speaker 2: as well tap in.
Speaker 1: Because he does have a video where he crashes a plane,
Speaker 1: but it's like the most un anti climactic clip ever.
Speaker 1: It's his worst video ever. He fully got access to
Speaker 1: car watching a plane. The plane crash last for like
Speaker 1: two seconds of the video. It's like the first two
Speaker 1: seconds and then it's just the bunkst video ever. But
Speaker 1: I want to see like, I need the plane to
Speaker 1: be on, like there's no one in it. I don't
Speaker 1: need anybody to be a part of it, but I
Speaker 1: need it to be on so that when it crashes
Speaker 1: there's a fire.
Speaker 4: I think.
Speaker 6: And look, I'm gonna say, the only person that's gonna
Speaker 6: collab with mister Beast is probably Gypsy.
Speaker 3: I'm acoustic as fuck.
Speaker 4: Am I back?
Speaker 1: I'm watching you like spiral into like and descend into
Speaker 1: madness right now?
Speaker 3: Am I back? Can y'all see me?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 3: You're back?
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, all right.
Speaker 3: I need every one of you bitches to get in
Speaker 3: a white T shirt and we're gonna do a wet
Speaker 3: T shirt contest, and then I'm gonna need to see
Speaker 3: all y'alls working oiled up.
Speaker 1: Wait, okay, so you just had technical difficulties for fifteen
Speaker 1: minutes and that's your first thought?
Speaker 11: Back?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Are there people sponsoring this episode? Do we have to
Speaker 4: do an ad read at some point?
Speaker 2: Yeah, We're gonna make you guys do our ad reads.
Speaker 5: So we're sponsoring is what we should be sponsoring? Is internet?
Speaker 5: Fast internet? Yeah? Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 4: I would just teleported into it was beautiful.
Speaker 5: I thought that was his foot.
Speaker 1: Well, my last topic I need to say because I
Speaker 1: need to speak my mind on this is Kuman is
Speaker 1: child abuse? I believe that that is child abuse. I
Speaker 1: saw a TikTok of this lady giving her kids like
Speaker 1: one week free pass of of no Couman, and I
Speaker 1: would I think that would push me into physically wakuman?
Speaker 1: Is that after school ship that like parents who really
Speaker 1: want their kids to be geniuses will.
Speaker 2: Be like I not only do I make my kid
Speaker 2: go to school, they come home and go back to school.
Speaker 1: Like it's literally like like twenty four hours.
Speaker 11: I just I just wanted to cut in and say
Speaker 11: I did know Kuman for like three months, and I
Speaker 11: felt better my test.
Speaker 5: We know that, we know now it's for kids.
Speaker 11: You're on now, Yeah, yeah I did know Kum On
Speaker 11: November he's talking about com guys.
Speaker 3: Oh are we not?
Speaker 5: Oh what the hell.
Speaker 2: We're talking about? Like it's like a tutoring.
Speaker 3: I thought's mom.
Speaker 6: Okay, no, no, co'm on bro seriously on seriously, No,
Speaker 6: it's not that's super inappropriate.
Speaker 4: It's about learning and it's not about like doing that
Speaker 4: and and I'm glad you actually went without that for
Speaker 4: a few months.
Speaker 5: People really do they teach sex? Ed in kumon.
Speaker 1: No, but they maybe should for people like Kai because
Speaker 1: I don't think he knows a lot about that stuff.
Speaker 11: Yet I know a ton about it actually, like, do
Speaker 11: they feel fucking lit? Honestly?
Speaker 1: Answer for somebody who's never touched boobs, it's like.
Speaker 3: Oh, they're good.
Speaker 4: I really Wan's favorite position? Can we do that segment?
Speaker 1: I was gonna say mine with Drew's missionary, but I
Speaker 1: am on top of Drew for that missionary.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, so you so you like to be on
Speaker 4: the bottom of missionary Drew. I'm assuming.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm on top just the time.
Speaker 5: I like giving vigorous backshots.
Speaker 1: Okay, Ham's at your turn.
Speaker 5: Oh I don't.
Speaker 4: There's so many to choose. I like that one sideways
Speaker 4: when it's a lot of friction. I like that one.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: Have y'all ever been in a sex swing before?
Speaker 5: No, but I'd love to try it because I'm open
Speaker 5: to trying new things.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my big My big position is when someone is
Speaker 3: now I'm not going to go there. We need to
Speaker 3: remake the picture of I was gonna say shitting on
Speaker 3: my chest, and I was going to be very graphic,
Speaker 3: but I decided again.
Speaker 5: It's Hey, it's okay, there's nothing to be ashamed of.
Speaker 2: That's what you can do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I like to be shipped on.
Speaker 4: Bruh. Wait, should I pull out the doll and and
Speaker 4: just like show you guys that or no.
Speaker 6: No, no, no, yeah, yeah, you have.
Speaker 4: To keep that in the box. Damn it. You're right.
Speaker 1: You're right when she's pulling her Madonna and she's like
Speaker 1: eighty four and going on tour.
Speaker 4: Here's your description. Addison is passionate about female entrepreneurship. So
Speaker 4: are you? Are you? And you?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: I I personally don't believe in women owning businesses because
Speaker 1: their emotions get out of hand and it makes it
Speaker 1: impossible for them to manage a team.
Speaker 3: Imagine if a girl was president, the world would be
Speaker 3: over in a second because they'd say, well, that girl's
Speaker 3: wearing my dress, I got a newcomb.
Speaker 6: Okay, you guys are going off three us here. I
Speaker 6: don't agree with any of that. And I also actually
Speaker 6: I actually like Kuman and stuff like that. I think
Speaker 6: kids should be educated because you guys, come on, test
Speaker 6: your knowledge.
Speaker 5: Who can do this math equation.
Speaker 2: I have? I'm gonna take a box cutter to your shirt.
Speaker 2: And fucking tear it down the middle and then push
Speaker 2: you into the street.
Speaker 3: Wow. Wait, what the fuck is going on?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 3: Wait, I'm trying to see I have to get really close.
Speaker 3: I can't read it. My ships so fucked up. Okay,
Speaker 3: well I have one last thing, one last topic to
Speaker 3: talk about, and then we can move on. But okay,
Speaker 3: this one's actually kind of crazy to say. But one
Speaker 3: in three people are gay and it's not me, So
Speaker 3: which one is it?
Speaker 4: There's two left of us, Well, it could be two
Speaker 4: of us. There's a chance it could actually be too.
Speaker 1: It's not me because me and Drew are always having sex,
Speaker 1: so it can't be me and Drew. We're already out,
Speaker 1: We're already like, we're already the normal ones.
Speaker 2: So it has to be one of you.
Speaker 4: I'll take the Wow. Okay, No I won't. I won't
Speaker 4: take the bullet because you left and he's the one.
Speaker 3: I think that answers my question.
Speaker 11: No, that doesn't answer anything. I just freaked out for
Speaker 11: some reason. I just left, so it doesn't it doesn't
Speaker 11: answer anything. I just had to leave when you said that.
Speaker 2: If you're I'll be the one.
Speaker 5: I'll be the one.
Speaker 2: Okay, that makes sense.
Speaker 3: Period period when you ate that up and you ate
Speaker 3: that sys. Wait, Also, why didn't we talk about backshots
Speaker 3: in the Senate?
Speaker 4: What like what.
Speaker 3: A literal like government worker? I think he was an
Speaker 3: intern for Joe Biden or something. Was in the Senate
Speaker 3: literally getting backshots and recorded it and posted its.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, that's actually awesome and I fuck with that.
Speaker 3: No, that was my take too. I'm like respect.
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, now that means we're making progress?
Speaker 2: Yeah, right?
Speaker 4: Is it? No Snap? Was he involved? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was getting bag shots. Yeah, that's so funny.
Speaker 1: I think he's like nineteen. He's old enough to say
Speaker 1: the dumbest shit on ig. So he's old enough to
Speaker 1: get backshots in the White House.
Speaker 5: Hey, preach respect?
Speaker 4: Hell ya? How old is no Snap?
Speaker 2: It turns out he's like fourteen.
Speaker 5: Yeah, wow, I was on the head.
Speaker 4: No one hear me?
Speaker 5: Can you hear me?
Speaker 3: Hey, I'm with you on that.
Speaker 2: Well okay, uh, Drew, I just think I should tell
Speaker 2: you this.
Speaker 1: And it's weird that Hans and Martner here, but I
Speaker 1: should tell you because last time we did a zoom
Speaker 1: you were open in es with me. So I just
Speaker 1: want to tell you that I did kiss a girl
Speaker 1: but I did nothing more because if Drew, because if
Speaker 1: if Kuchi, if herkoochie would have tasted the way mine did,
Speaker 1: it would have been really disgusting.
Speaker 2: So I didn't do all of that. What okay, you're just.
Speaker 5: Like, No, that really sent him into a freaking mannequin.
Speaker 1: Now I think he wants me to eat his butt
Speaker 1: in return to even you hear me?
Speaker 3: Can you hear me?
Speaker 2: You haven't said anything.
Speaker 5: He's gonna have to use that.
Speaker 3: No, I've been saying. I was farting, i was fighting
Speaker 3: on the camera. I'm gonna do.
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 3: If anybody prepared something as well, I'm down for it.
Speaker 3: But here in mine, okay, So Drew Sype Corner today
Speaker 3: is a little more spiritual, less scary, and more just sweet.
Speaker 4: Okay, Ready, I like that.
Speaker 3: Somewhere in the world, there's a tree that sprouted the
Speaker 3: same day you were born and has been growing a
Speaker 3: alongside you. Wait, has anyone ever noticed that, literally everything
Speaker 3: is so beautiful for your comfort. There's probably a bird
Speaker 3: with a nest made with some of your hair. The
Speaker 3: bunny you stopped your car or probably lived a lifetime
Speaker 3: and made lots of bunny babies. The worm you didn't
Speaker 3: step On probably made someone's garden very happy. The moon
Speaker 3: was listening. You were never alone. Sometimes I'm like, what's
Speaker 3: the point of all of this? And then I hang
Speaker 3: out with the people I love, and for a brief moment,
Speaker 3: I see, And this is the last one. If your
Speaker 3: vape starts, if your vape starts tasting like texting, oh
Speaker 3: my fucking god. Oh yeah, this is the last one.
Speaker 3: If your vape starts tasting like technology and you're still
Speaker 3: hitting it, you need help.
Speaker 2: That's literally me. This should taste like battery acid and pennies.
Speaker 3: The taste like cybernetics.
Speaker 2: You sound like bits.
Speaker 5: Cyber Kinetic energy is.
Speaker 3: Well for you.
Speaker 1: And I thought about it at this restaurant that was
Speaker 1: playing both of these artists, and I said, cold Play
Speaker 1: is Radiohead for happy people.
Speaker 5: Oh I like that one.
Speaker 4: Actually, I thought this was a I thought it was
Speaker 4: all like wholesome s This is a wholesome style.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it just feels like you guys need it because
Speaker 1: you guys have this very sad energy to you that
Speaker 1: we can't put.
Speaker 11: I had a quick style.
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, bring it up. What's up.
Speaker 11: I'm just going to freestyle this.
Speaker 2: If that's no, dude, it's going to be so bad.
Speaker 11: I want to I want to grab my ankles and
Speaker 11: have Drew just absolutely destroy my holes and then glaze
Speaker 11: me with with calm.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't even be able to handle all that. You
Speaker 2: don't even know what to do with it.
Speaker 3: You don't know what I'm backing in these legs. Wait, no,
Speaker 3: did I tell you all that a woman tried to drive? Actually,
Speaker 3: I'm not telling that. That's not that. I'll tell y'all after,
Speaker 3: but that's not something I can say.
Speaker 11: A woman driving joke, nod, it's crazy.
Speaker 4: But okay, thank you guys for having can we say
Speaker 4: so thank you or just.
Speaker 2: Making Yeah, go for it, and.
Speaker 4: Thank you for having us emergency intercome. We love you guys.
Speaker 4: And if you guys, if anything happens to you, guys,
Speaker 4: we will always support you no matter what.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and if you guys get canceled, guys, trust we're
Speaker 6: gonna We're gonna freaking ride or die with you guys,
Speaker 6: always and forever.
Speaker 5: Unless it's something really bad.
Speaker 6: If it's some guys bad, then might have to listen.
Speaker 3: To out of Character. Go listen to their podcast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks, God made that really well. You don't have
Speaker 2: any Internet connection.
Speaker 5: Dude, you're the one making everything awkward. I promise.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: See, I can't even tell what he's saying.
Speaker 2: I know, I.
Speaker 3: No, I'm saying I made everything so bad and awkward.
Speaker 4: You have like what is it? Is it because you're
Speaker 4: in Texas or you're just cheaping out on your phone?
Speaker 4: Like Internet? This guy.
Speaker 3: I think Madeline and Steven are uploading a YouTube video
Speaker 3: right now.
Speaker 11: Drew, you look like you're made out of clay. Thank you,
Speaker 11: You're welcome.
Speaker 4: I have the.
Speaker 3: Versus gen Z. The millennial versus gen Z debate is bullshit. Okay,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, well well we'll cut it there all right,
Speaker 3: bye everybody. Thank you for having us or thank you
Speaker 3: for being on. I'ms on Martin to listen to Out
Speaker 3: a Character pod