1
00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:08,639
Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's taking over the jewelry industry

2
00:00:08,880 --> 00:00:12,120
Speaker 1: with a revolutionary new idea nobody else is doing.

3
00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:14,280
Speaker 2: Okay, kidney stone.

4
00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:19,600
Speaker 1: Rings, don't be basically and proposed with a dumb diamond.

5
00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:22,600
Speaker 1: Be different and ask for her hand with a custom

6
00:00:22,640 --> 00:00:27,960
Speaker 1: made fourteen care at kidney Stone passed by your uncle Ralph.

7
00:00:28,400 --> 00:00:30,320
Speaker 3: You don't even do the work for.

8
00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:34,440
Speaker 2: And then you can hear a pope comes out.

9
00:00:35,040 --> 00:00:39,199
Speaker 1: He runs in the famift off with Laser Stories. The

10
00:00:39,320 --> 00:00:41,600
Speaker 1: segment will read weird news stories around the globe, just

11
00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:43,960
Speaker 1: like everyone else does, except we've got a laser and

12
00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:45,120
Speaker 1: there's other jewel fools.

13
00:00:45,159 --> 00:00:45,960
Speaker 2: Just don't this.

14
00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:49,440
Speaker 1: First Laser Stories out of England. Fifty two year old

15
00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:52,600
Speaker 1: Amelia Stevens got pulled over and when the officer walked

16
00:00:52,640 --> 00:00:56,240
Speaker 1: up to the window, he could easily tell there was alcohol.

17
00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:57,280
Speaker 2: On her breath nobody.

18
00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:01,560
Speaker 1: Drinking dry, so he brought her and she made it

19
00:01:01,680 --> 00:01:05,800
Speaker 1: more complicated than necessary. The cop explained she needed to

20
00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:10,120
Speaker 1: blow steadily for a few seconds, but instead she tried

21
00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:11,959
Speaker 1: to suck on it like a straw.

22
00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:14,160
Speaker 4: Unk.

23
00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:20,919
Speaker 1: She then asked him do I blow in or blow out?

24
00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:21,880
Speaker 4: What say? Well?

25
00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:24,640
Speaker 1: The cops said, how do you blow in, that's sucking.

26
00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:29,240
Speaker 1: Then Amelia's next question was okay, am I sucking in

27
00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:34,640
Speaker 1: or sucking out? Eventually he said, pretend like she's blowing

28
00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:37,080
Speaker 1: up a balloon and she understood that.

29
00:01:37,280 --> 00:01:40,039
Speaker 3: Ye, well, that's good. See she was not that drunk though.

30
00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:42,240
Speaker 1: Well then she stopped early, so they had to do

31
00:01:42,319 --> 00:01:45,360
Speaker 1: it over again. And that's when the reading finally came

32
00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:48,720
Speaker 1: in that Amelia blew four times the legal limits.

33
00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:52,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, man, but what did she and she blew in.

34
00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:55,640
Speaker 1: When the cops told her the results, she asked to

35
00:01:55,720 --> 00:01:58,280
Speaker 1: suck on the breathalyzer again because she thought she could

36
00:01:58,280 --> 00:01:59,760
Speaker 1: definitely get a higher score.

37
00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:02,480
Speaker 2: It's not a game.

38
00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:06,720
Speaker 1: After that, Amelia got sentenced to eighteen months probation, one

39
00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:09,560
Speaker 1: hundred and twenty hours of community service. And this is

40
00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:13,320
Speaker 1: her fourth DUI, so she's lost her license until twenty

41
00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:14,519
Speaker 1: twenty seven one.

42
00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:16,240
Speaker 3: And she didn't know how to do it.

43
00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:19,320
Speaker 2: I'm sure she didn't even remember them the first time.

44
00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:20,480
Speaker 2: It's good.

45
00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:23,400
Speaker 1: This next laser story is out of the luxurious land

46
00:02:23,440 --> 00:02:28,200
Speaker 1: of Smells. Last week, McDonald's Japan shared an image on

47
00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:31,240
Speaker 1: social media that had the world shook, and if you

48
00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:35,400
Speaker 1: missed it, they were teasing a McDonald's French fry perfume.

49
00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:38,880
Speaker 2: I'm showing my host right now.

50
00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:40,200
Speaker 1: You can see the pick of it up on the

51
00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:41,800
Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey Insta stories.

52
00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:42,400
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

53
00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:45,040
Speaker 4: Every person who's ever worked at McDonald's is like, yeah,

54
00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:45,440
Speaker 4: I know that.

55
00:02:46,919 --> 00:02:49,400
Speaker 1: But the glass bottle it comes in is shaped like

56
00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:51,240
Speaker 1: a box of McDonald's French fries.

57
00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:53,959
Speaker 2: And that's not all they said.

58
00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:59,040
Speaker 1: They're actually three different fragrances, plumb norri seaweed, salt, garlic,

59
00:02:59,160 --> 00:03:03,200
Speaker 1: black pepper, mayo seasoning, and one that simply smells like

60
00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:10,519
Speaker 1: salted mcfries. Of course, people online got really excited. Some

61
00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:12,600
Speaker 1: said that they were booking their ticket from the US

62
00:03:12,639 --> 00:03:13,960
Speaker 1: to Tokyo that day.

63
00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:16,639
Speaker 3: I could smell it from here.

64
00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:21,600
Speaker 1: A spokesperson for McDonald's Japan just threw cold water on it, saying, quote,

65
00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:24,240
Speaker 1: the image was part of a promotion for the limited

66
00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:28,760
Speaker 1: time flavored fries product. The perfume is not actually manufactured

67
00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:29,639
Speaker 1: or sold.

68
00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:34,920
Speaker 4: I was it's a perfume bottled that a woman spritzing

69
00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:35,560
Speaker 4: on her neck.

70
00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:40,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, it was all just an advertising

71
00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:42,720
Speaker 1: came up with something cool. Other fast food joints have

72
00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:45,800
Speaker 1: done similar things over the years, like KFC once had

73
00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:49,680
Speaker 1: a fried chicken scent, Pizza Hut had pizza perfume, and

74
00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:53,920
Speaker 1: Burger King Japan briefly had a scent called flame grilled Fragrance,

75
00:03:54,280 --> 00:03:58,880
Speaker 1: which just smelled like a hot fresh whopper had candles

76
00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:01,840
Speaker 1: for a Secondeah, remember that they're cool in fire logs to.

77
00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:08,160
Speaker 4: KFC, they actually didn't use any wood or wax for that.

78
00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:11,680
Speaker 4: They just use their old mashed potato.

79
00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:15,960
Speaker 1: This next laser story is out of are you auto

80
00:04:16,279 --> 00:04:19,560
Speaker 1: this world?

81
00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:20,640
Speaker 3: I Am?

82
00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:24,839
Speaker 1: Cars have been working on subscription based features for years now,

83
00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:28,120
Speaker 1: but Audi is getting heat for what they're asking their

84
00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:30,000
Speaker 1: European customers to pay for.

85
00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:31,880
Speaker 2: Soon you'll be.

86
00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:36,320
Speaker 1: Paying monthly fees for Apple car Play. If you plug

87
00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:39,120
Speaker 1: your phone out to play music, charge.

88
00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:39,280
Speaker 2: You for it.

89
00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:41,000
Speaker 3: I thought it was just like part of my phone.

90
00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:41,440
Speaker 4: It is.

91
00:04:41,560 --> 00:04:43,839
Speaker 2: It's just a freeze. It's a feature on your car.

92
00:04:45,279 --> 00:04:49,160
Speaker 1: Cruise control charge, the extra high beam assist.

93
00:04:49,839 --> 00:04:52,359
Speaker 4: You can't turn your if you can't see, you have

94
00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:53,200
Speaker 4: to pay your money.

95
00:04:53,279 --> 00:04:55,160
Speaker 2: And two zone air conditioning.

96
00:04:57,920 --> 00:04:58,880
Speaker 3: I'm not paying for that one.

97
00:04:58,880 --> 00:05:01,560
Speaker 4: If I'm driving, everybody's got to be at my temperature.

98
00:05:01,640 --> 00:05:02,200
Speaker 2: I love this one.

99
00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:03,560
Speaker 1: If I'm on a date, I can be like Hey,

100
00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:05,480
Speaker 1: baby girl, go ahead turn your AC and I'll pay

101
00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:09,480
Speaker 1: the five minutes. So to make sure you understand, these

102
00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:11,880
Speaker 1: are all features that are already installed in the Audi's

103
00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:12,600
Speaker 1: A threes.

104
00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:14,080
Speaker 2: When consumers buy them.

105
00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:16,440
Speaker 1: It's just if they actually want to use them, they'll

106
00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:18,120
Speaker 1: have to pay a monthly subscription.

107
00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:20,679
Speaker 3: Why that really?

108
00:05:20,839 --> 00:05:23,000
Speaker 4: I hate the monthly subscription world that we live in

109
00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:24,440
Speaker 4: right now, who's going to put a.

110
00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:24,960
Speaker 3: Stop to it?

111
00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:25,880
Speaker 2: Well, luckily, Brooke.

112
00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:29,119
Speaker 1: This is only happening for Audi Europe, so who cares

113
00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:32,640
Speaker 1: about the Europeans. But people are questioning when AUDI will

114
00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:34,760
Speaker 1: start to make the same changes here in the States.

115
00:05:34,839 --> 00:05:37,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, totally. Eventually it's gonna be like, oh, you want

116
00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:39,960
Speaker 2: to break that. We want to stop with that. Stop

117
00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:46,880
Speaker 2: one thousand dollars right now? You want to break this?

118
00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:51,920
Speaker 1: Next laser story is out of the world of powerful produce.

119
00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:54,599
Speaker 1: If the mad scientists behind this keep it up, we

120
00:05:54,760 --> 00:05:58,040
Speaker 1: might be eating blueberries like apples soon. What.

121
00:05:58,360 --> 00:05:59,839
Speaker 2: Oh that sounds amazing.

122
00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,120
Speaker 3: I'm so squishy in the middle.

123
00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:02,039
Speaker 2: Oh I want one.

124
00:06:02,200 --> 00:06:04,800
Speaker 1: I say that because a company in Australia called Costa

125
00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:08,279
Speaker 1: Berries just unveiled the largest blueberry ever grown.

126
00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:12,840
Speaker 2: It's about the size of a ping pong ball. I

127
00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:13,839
Speaker 2: want it.

128
00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:16,640
Speaker 3: See, I feel like the texture is not gonna be great.

129
00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:19,560
Speaker 1: It's so big, it's gonna be like, okay, like a

130
00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:22,719
Speaker 1: plum bro normal normal blueberry is only way about a

131
00:06:22,760 --> 00:06:26,719
Speaker 1: gram or two. This one is twenty times heavier and

132
00:06:27,080 --> 00:06:28,520
Speaker 1: just under announce.

133
00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:31,360
Speaker 4: Put it in my bowl of yogurt and it will

134
00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:37,120
Speaker 4: take up the.

135
00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:38,440
Speaker 1: Dim They picked it in November and they sat it

136
00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:40,679
Speaker 1: in a deep freezer for three months while they waited

137
00:06:40,680 --> 00:06:43,599
Speaker 1: on Guinness to verify it. The old record was sixteen

138
00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:47,040
Speaker 1: point two grams, so this one was twenty six percent heavier.

139
00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:48,560
Speaker 3: How did they grow it so big?

140
00:06:48,839 --> 00:06:49,680
Speaker 2: Let's go with magic?

141
00:06:49,760 --> 00:06:51,560
Speaker 3: Okay, blueberry days and.

142
00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:54,719
Speaker 1: The company says this won't be unusual in the upcoming years.

143
00:06:54,839 --> 00:06:57,480
Speaker 1: They've been working on breeding them to be bigger because

144
00:06:57,480 --> 00:06:59,960
Speaker 1: they say there's a lot of consumer demand for low,

145
00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:00,880
Speaker 1: larger blueberries.

146
00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:03,320
Speaker 2: They do have like tons of antioxidants and stuff in

147
00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:03,640
Speaker 2: them too.

148
00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:05,000
Speaker 3: Yeah they're super food.

149
00:07:05,080 --> 00:07:06,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I guess what they say is true.

150
00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:11,720
Speaker 1: Bigger actually is always better, No, not always always, And

151
00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:14,640
Speaker 1: that's why this guy had his cosmetic surgery recently done

152
00:07:14,640 --> 00:07:16,120
Speaker 1: to get his shellon large.

153
00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:19,400
Speaker 2: The animal kingdom. You gotta do what you gotta do.

154
00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:22,560
Speaker 1: That's how means Laser Stories has come to an end

155
00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:22,920
Speaker 1: for the day.

156
00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:25,280
Speaker 2: We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday

157
00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:27,240
Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,