Speaker 1: Look out his only films to be buried with. Hello,
Speaker 1: and welcome to Films to be buried with. My name
Speaker 1: is Brett Goldstein. I'm a comedian, an actor, a writer,
Speaker 1: a director, a Perry Winkle, and I love films. As
Speaker 1: Julio Caesar Chavez Senior once said, the fighter is born.
Speaker 1: He cannot be made. Sort of like Jack Black, who
Speaker 1: was born a movie star. You can't really make Jack Black,
Speaker 1: know what I mean, He's just sort of born that way.
Speaker 1: I do Every week I invite a special guest over.
Speaker 1: I tell them they've died. Then I get them to
Speaker 1: discuss their life through the films that meant the most
Speaker 1: of them. Previous guests include Barry Jenkins, Kevin Smith, Mark Frost,
Speaker 1: Jamila Jamil, Sharon Stone, James a Caster, and even ped Campbell's.
Speaker 1: But this week it is the amazing actor and all
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Speaker 1: an extra twenty minutes of chat with some funny stuff
Speaker 1: in there. We talk about some amazing secrets. There's a
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Speaker 1: Forward Slash, Brett Goldstein, Ted Lasso season two and season
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Speaker 1: watch the whole lot in one go, Super Bob and
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Speaker 1: you can enjoy all of those things. So Joey King.
Speaker 1: Joey King is an extraordinary actor who's been working since
Speaker 1: she was four. She's appeared in everything from The Conjuring
Speaker 1: to The Dark Knight Rises, to the Act to The
Speaker 1: Lie and soon she can be seen in Bullet Train
Speaker 1: with Brad Pitt and The Princess. I've never met her before.
Speaker 1: The first time I met her was on the Zoom
Speaker 1: when we recorded this and she was a true delight.
Speaker 1: She was funny, she was brilliant. Some of the best
Speaker 1: dancers we've ever had on this. I think you're really
Speaker 1: gonna love this one. So that is it for now.
Speaker 1: I very much hope you enjoy episode one hundred and
Speaker 1: eighty nine of Films to be Buried With. Hello, and
Speaker 1: welcome to Films to be Buried With. It is I
Speaker 1: Brett Goldstein and I am joined today by an actor,
Speaker 1: an award winner and power player, a most Important Person
Speaker 1: under twenty, a Most Important Person under thirty, a award winner,
Speaker 1: a nominee, a Dark Knight riser actor, a liar and
Speaker 1: a conjurer, and a bullet trainer, and a princess. I
Speaker 1: can't believe she's here. Please run into the show. Is
Speaker 1: the brilliant it's Jerry King. Thank you so much? What
Speaker 1: an intro? A liar and under twenty? When when was
Speaker 1: I lying? And when was I named under twenty? Well?
Speaker 1: I was looking at your your CV, which is ridiculous.
Speaker 1: I mean, you've got seventy seventy jobs there? Do I? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you according to your CV. Unless it's a lie, is it?
Speaker 1: I don't think it's lying. I don't know you've done
Speaker 1: seven You've done seventy jobs and you're six years old.
Speaker 1: It's an extraordinary But the thing that's most interesting looking
Speaker 1: at it, there is a theme that you've done a
Speaker 1: thing called the lie, You've done a thing called the act,
Speaker 1: You've done a thing called the conjuring. I'm starting to
Speaker 1: think you can't be trusted, Joey King. I'm starting to
Speaker 1: think that I always have to have a bun in
Speaker 1: front of my projects, the frauds, some things up. Also,
Speaker 1: you've been in The Conjuring and Dark Knight Rises, two
Speaker 1: absolute bangers, And I don't know. In Conjuring, what were
Speaker 1: you in the country. I love the country. I was
Speaker 1: one of the sisters in the family that's being haunted
Speaker 1: by the by the ghost, the spirits, the demons, the scaries.
Speaker 1: How was it to film a film like that where
Speaker 1: you have to up and things are happening? Is it
Speaker 1: hard today? So I've actually filmed a lot of scary
Speaker 1: movies in my life, but I it's not very scary
Speaker 1: to film a scary movie. But filming The Conjuring was scary.
Speaker 1: I don't know how to explain it. Like that movie
Speaker 1: really like I love it, Like God, bless that movie.
Speaker 1: It's amazing. Well, actually that's a weird thing to say,
Speaker 1: because that's still but well, like, bless that movie and
Speaker 1: keep us safe. But um, that movie, in the way
Speaker 1: that it was supposed to traumatize audiences, also traumatized me
Speaker 1: a little bit. It really really scared me. And I
Speaker 1: was third. I was twelve when I made that movie.
Speaker 1: I'm twenty two now and I still think about that
Speaker 1: movie on a regular basis. And how much it scares me.
Speaker 1: Like I can't think about the Witch, not character because
Speaker 1: like apparently she's real. I can't think about her without
Speaker 1: just like setting myself into like cold sweats and like
Speaker 1: freaking out. Like I really that movie really messed me
Speaker 1: up in a way of like when I watched it,
Speaker 1: especially but the scene that I the big scene that
Speaker 1: I had where like I get yanked off the bed
Speaker 1: by my leg. After I filmed the movie, I had
Speaker 1: to sleep with a pillow at the bottom of my
Speaker 1: bed for six months, as if that would stop you know,
Speaker 1: a spirit. But like that was what I did because
Speaker 1: I was so freaked out. You know. I really love
Speaker 1: about that is a lot of people who are scared
Speaker 1: of horror films, they go like, oh, one way, I
Speaker 1: like stop myself being scared as I imagine how it
Speaker 1: was filmed, and then it stops me being scared. I
Speaker 1: just think, well, it's a camera that you were making
Speaker 1: that film and it scared you. So no one's safe,
Speaker 1: you know, it wasn't. It wasn't the environment. Like everyone
Speaker 1: was amazing. James Juan was our director. He was the best,
Speaker 1: Like everyone was so nice. We had a lot of
Speaker 1: fun making it. But like weird things happened on set,
Speaker 1: and it was just like sure, I'm actually going to
Speaker 1: tell you by the way, this was, even though it
Speaker 1: may seem narcissistic, it was the answer to what movie
Speaker 1: scared you the most? Are we jumping the head? Should
Speaker 1: we save this? Then? Okay, we could save it. I'll
Speaker 1: save it. I'll say, oh no, I mean listen, don't
Speaker 1: let me ruin any flow. I'm really excited to hear this.
Speaker 1: But now I'm kind of like people are going, when
Speaker 1: did we get to the guys stories? So maybe well
Speaker 1: we'll just we'll just we'll know that this is the
Speaker 1: answer to the number two and I'll tell you the
Speaker 1: story now. But um, okay, I had you know in
Speaker 1: the movie when like the mother starts to develop all
Speaker 1: these like bruises on her body, because it's like a
Speaker 1: phase of when the ghost starts to possess to you,
Speaker 1: I guess. Um, So during around those times we're filming
Speaker 1: those specific scenes, I'm starting to like notice I had
Speaker 1: these huge bruises on myself. Um, but in like this
Speaker 1: bizarre places like um, like on my chests, like right here,
Speaker 1: or like on my stomach or like on my back,
Speaker 1: like just places where it wasn't like you know, you
Speaker 1: bump a table and your hip gets a bruise, or
Speaker 1: you fall on your knee and you got bruises. It
Speaker 1: was like these large, grotesque, like angry bruises and spots
Speaker 1: that just like makes sense. And my mom took me
Speaker 1: to the doctor because she was like, maybe you're like
Speaker 1: a kneemach or something like who knows what's happening. Of
Speaker 1: course they saw the bruises. The doctor pulled me aside
Speaker 1: and was like, does your mother abuse you? And I
Speaker 1: was like no, like I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 1: She brought me here for these bruises. Please. Anyway, we
Speaker 1: found out through like blood tests that my platelet count, well,
Speaker 1: your plate counts supposed to be like between I think
Speaker 1: three hundred thousand and five hundred thousand and blood platelets.
Speaker 1: Mine had like depleted down to like five thousand. Like
Speaker 1: I was at such a high risk of internal bleeding.
Speaker 1: It was like out of nowhere. I've never had problems
Speaker 1: like this before. And so for the next couple months
Speaker 1: while shooting the movie, I would have to go to
Speaker 1: the hospital before work and after work to get my
Speaker 1: blood taken to test if my platelets were going back
Speaker 1: up or going back down. They wanted to do blood transfusion,
Speaker 1: and my mom said, what if her body rejects the blood.
Speaker 1: I don't want her doing that, Like, let's just try
Speaker 1: to build it up on her own. I had to
Speaker 1: get like a special note from the doctor to bring
Speaker 1: to set to like tell them how limited my action
Speaker 1: can be, Like I couldn't do certain scenes that that
Speaker 1: had been written in because I was so weak. And
Speaker 1: so for a couple of months, every day I went
Speaker 1: to the hospital got tested. You know, my platelets would
Speaker 1: like creep up a little bit and then creep back down.
Speaker 1: So I got home after the movie thinking I was
Speaker 1: going to have to continue with this, you know, going
Speaker 1: to the hospital thing, like I think the second blood
Speaker 1: test I had when I got home, my platelets were
Speaker 1: completely back to normal. And I've never had a problem
Speaker 1: since that, and it really really freaked me out. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I've never ever had it was a it
Speaker 1: was a blood disorder called it TP, and I've never
Speaker 1: had a trace of anything wrong with my blood before
Speaker 1: that incident or since I actually donate my blood, Like
Speaker 1: my blood's great internal terrible phantom? Is that what it
Speaker 1: stands for you would possess. That's amazing And you just
Speaker 1: came up with that on the spot. That's so funny.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you were haunted making the country like
Speaker 1: that whole story, Like everyone knew about it on set,
Speaker 1: like everyone knew what was happening, and everyone was like
Speaker 1: pretty like spooked by it. I remember, like Patrick Wilson
Speaker 1: and Vera Formega were like very um that that story
Speaker 1: and what was happening to me while shooting. Everyone was
Speaker 1: pretty on edge, honestly, Yeah, you know, there's a story.
Speaker 1: I think about this a lot. When the film The
Speaker 1: Passion of the Christ was being made, Jim Jim Covizio, Jim,
Speaker 1: who was playing Jesus Christ was on the cross and
Speaker 1: got struck by lightning, I believe more than twice. Now,
Speaker 1: don't you think we should probably stop making this film
Speaker 1: where I'm Jesus because God don't seem happy about it,
Speaker 1: do you know what? Oh my god? I am like,
Speaker 1: I'm shocked right now? Are you serious? I'm serious? He
Speaker 1: talks about it on a Chack said like yeah, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I mean you shut down, you shut down your God
Speaker 1: film the day you get struck by learning on the
Speaker 1: set of your good film. You stopped making your good films,
Speaker 1: aren't you? That's what I would say, But you kept
Speaker 1: you You had internal terrifying phantom. I mean, I didn't
Speaker 1: get I didn't get punished by God himself for making
Speaker 1: a God movie, but something close to it. I got
Speaker 1: punished by some demons. I guess, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: was so so freaked out, and especially because it wasn't
Speaker 1: it didn't like if it happened to someone else, I
Speaker 1: would have been so freaked out too, But it was
Speaker 1: happening to me, and I was like, I simply am
Speaker 1: too afraid. I mean, also, like, what a commitment. That's
Speaker 1: real method acting. You got possessed about making the country,
Speaker 1: I mean huge respect. It was all a plan, you know,
Speaker 1: I like really like I just wanted to dive so
Speaker 1: deep into making. That's fucking scary. Man. I have a
Speaker 1: question for you. Yeah, listen, we've hung out a very
Speaker 1: short period of time, but you already seemed very cool
Speaker 1: and well adjusted. Now you started acting at four, right,
Speaker 1: I did, how come you're how come? How come I'm
Speaker 1: not mad? That's a good question, you know. I think
Speaker 1: that it's interesting, right because I feel like a lot
Speaker 1: of people get a sour taste in their mouth with
Speaker 1: just like the term child actor and like just like
Speaker 1: the association with people going mad, as you say, and
Speaker 1: it's true. I mean, like it's it's a really scary
Speaker 1: thing because you are surrounded by adults. You're in this
Speaker 1: adult world from such a young age. But I think
Speaker 1: that what is the difference and what's the key element
Speaker 1: in staying grounded or just staying normal and just feeling
Speaker 1: like you have a normal life is your family. And
Speaker 1: I was lucky enough to have a family that was like,
Speaker 1: you're a kid first, you're an actor as well, but
Speaker 1: that's like the way my family made me you acting,
Speaker 1: And my mom especially was like this is something that
Speaker 1: I liked to do, and if I stopped liking to
Speaker 1: do it, I wasn't going to be doing it. And
Speaker 1: like so going on set for me wasn't it didn't
Speaker 1: feel like work as a child. It was more like
Speaker 1: I get to go hang out with all these adult
Speaker 1: friends that I love and I had like they're so sweet,
Speaker 1: and it really just like, you know, I was in
Speaker 1: situations and I have had opportunities that you know, you
Speaker 1: can put yourself on a really bad path and a
Speaker 1: really bad road, and like you're presented with these moments
Speaker 1: and you're like you have to just kind of shut
Speaker 1: yourself down and be like, this is not what I
Speaker 1: want to choose. Like I want to have like a
Speaker 1: happy life, a normal life, a life who I'm close
Speaker 1: to my family. But like, as you get a little
Speaker 1: bit older and you're in these situations and you go
Speaker 1: to these parties and you are around these people, those
Speaker 1: opportunities do present themselves. But I feel like I was
Speaker 1: raised in a really healthy way where I feel like
Speaker 1: I was equipped to make those decisions in the moment.
Speaker 1: So I think that's why I'm not mad. Amazing answer, really,
Speaker 1: really amazing. I just checked my notes as well, and
Speaker 1: having heard the answer, I feel sick about this. Oh no,
Speaker 1: I've forgotten to taste hunting. And it's such a shame.
Speaker 1: It's such nah, it's really it makes me sick, actually,
Speaker 1: but oh god, I should have No. I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: glad we had the conversation we had because maybe it
Speaker 1: would have gone differently had you known this. But I'll
Speaker 1: just say you've died. You're dead, dead shit dead shit,
Speaker 1: I know. And listen, you'd had a solid career. Let's
Speaker 1: be honest, you've done seventy things. That was enough. I guess.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't even know what a legacy means,
Speaker 1: but I guess I have one. You got you did,
Speaker 1: you did, you had, you had a good run, but
Speaker 1: the house a legacy anyway, Yeah, did it matter? Tell me?
Speaker 1: How did you? How did you die? Joki? Well, it
Speaker 1: was a cold Los Angeles day. Let's see here I was.
Speaker 1: You know what I was doing. I was putting up
Speaker 1: my my Christmas lights, even though I'm Jewish and I
Speaker 1: love Christmas, celebrate Christmas in March because and that's the
Speaker 1: reason I died, Because the universe was like, you deserve
Speaker 1: to die if you're putting up your Christmas lights in March.
Speaker 1: And so I was putting up some lights around my house,
Speaker 1: right and then, um, just like our friend Jesus Christ,
Speaker 1: I got electrocuted and I fell off my ladder. But
Speaker 1: it was a quick death, and um, the coyotes found me,
Speaker 1: so my family didn't have to find me, and they
Speaker 1: ate me, and so I nourished the world as the
Speaker 1: world has nourished me. Did your family know you're dead,
Speaker 1: because if there was no trace of you took you away?
Speaker 1: Did they just think you've got miss it, you've gone. No,
Speaker 1: because that would be really that would be too much
Speaker 1: emotional turmoil if they just thought I was missing. I
Speaker 1: think that there was. I think they left half of
Speaker 1: my face so that they know I'm fully gone. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But but the coroner's report deduce that I was in
Speaker 1: no pain when I died, and that the coyotes ate me,
Speaker 1: and that no one killed me. Did the lightning kill
Speaker 1: you or the foe? It was that? No, you're thank
Speaker 1: you for clarify, because yeah, no, it was the electric
Speaker 1: charge of the Christmas lights that I got from Costco,
Speaker 1: And so I'm suing Costco. Just kidding. I love Costco.
Speaker 1: I've got a membership. Thanks Cosco. Costco. If you're listening,
Speaker 1: I just wanted to I really love you, love your pizza. Please,
Speaker 1: You're the best. You're the best. This is just like
Speaker 1: a hypothetical death right. You'd never kill me. I just
Speaker 1: don't want to buy Clericon and bull for every couple
Speaker 1: of months. Sounds like you're being held hostage by cos
Speaker 1: I'm worried about this god that we that we've discussed
Speaker 1: in today's episode that strikes down. Jim Kis of Visibio
Speaker 1: for making a film he didn't like, and you for
Speaker 1: you don't mind you celebrating Christmas, but he does mind
Speaker 1: it at the wrong time of year. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: He's like, it's March. It's like twelve days of Christmas,
Speaker 1: twelve days or ever you put away the lights, you
Speaker 1: just put them away otherwise I'll get you like I
Speaker 1: got Jim Convisibil so scary? What what a vengeful? I mean?
Speaker 1: This is some real old Testament got here. But I
Speaker 1: also really keeping tabs on the diates? What do you think?
Speaker 1: What do I feel about God? Thank you for us? Uh?
Speaker 1: Is there one? I don't know? I don't know. Well,
Speaker 1: what do you think happens when you die? Okay? So
Speaker 1: for me, I don't know. I feel like I like
Speaker 1: the idea I think and and correct me if i'm
Speaker 1: if I'm wrong. But I feel like I learned this
Speaker 1: when I was young. I'm not very religious at all.
Speaker 1: I'm I grew up my mom's Jewish, my dad's not,
Speaker 1: but I always gravitated more towards Judaism. Um it just
Speaker 1: meant more to me, Like I just feel a really
Speaker 1: in deep spiritual connection to Judas are more than like
Speaker 1: a religious one. But I feel like there's part of
Speaker 1: me that's like, oh, there's nothing, like nothing happens, like
Speaker 1: we die and like nothing happens. But then there's also
Speaker 1: part of me that's like, what if we just come back?
Speaker 1: Like what if we keep being recycled? And then there's
Speaker 1: a story that my grandmother told me, and my mom
Speaker 1: told me as well that when I was a little girl.
Speaker 1: I have no recollection of this. I was two years
Speaker 1: old when I said this to them. I don't I
Speaker 1: didn't have my first memory yet. They told me when
Speaker 1: I was a little bit older that when I was
Speaker 1: two years old, I told my mom and by the way,
Speaker 1: I'm named after my grandfather, Joseph. He passed away about
Speaker 1: a few years before I was born. And I told
Speaker 1: my mom that in a life, in one life before
Speaker 1: this one, I was her dad, and I said that
Speaker 1: I was two, and then I said it in another
Speaker 1: life before that one, I was her aunt. And so
Speaker 1: I don't have any memory of saying this. I don't
Speaker 1: also have any memory of the past life. But I
Speaker 1: kind of feel like I don't know if I believe
Speaker 1: in reincarnation, But how beautiful would it be if we
Speaker 1: come back as people like as just a different form
Speaker 1: of someone that other people had loved before in our families.
Speaker 1: I think that's so beautiful. I think. I think you've
Speaker 1: got it right, Jai King. I think that is what happens.
Speaker 1: You think so, I mean I love that thought. Well,
Speaker 1: I think so, and I think it. You know, there's
Speaker 1: if you don't remember this right, you don't remember telling
Speaker 1: your your mom there. But there's a thing, well I
Speaker 1: read this. I don't know. Let's assume it's true. I
Speaker 1: read it somewhere that most people don't. You don't develop
Speaker 1: memories till you're about three. Because when you start developing
Speaker 1: memories is when you can tell a story, when you
Speaker 1: have the actual sort of sentence structure of a story.
Speaker 1: Is when your brain starts retaining stuff because you can
Speaker 1: tell yourself that story. But the stuff that's happening before that,
Speaker 1: I reckon is when you're still many cells and then
Speaker 1: you start to sort of solidify into your person at three.
Speaker 1: I really like that, I really really and also like,
Speaker 1: on a little bit of a darker note, I think,
Speaker 1: like I think it might be why like this is
Speaker 1: a joke that I feel like a lot of people know,
Speaker 1: and like I also make myself. I'm like, you know,
Speaker 1: like as a Jewish person, I've got a lot of
Speaker 1: stomach problems. Like I feel like I'm just always like
Speaker 1: have a stomach problem. But then I was kind of
Speaker 1: thinking about it, and and I was like dissecting this with
Speaker 1: my beyonce it and I was like, and I think
Speaker 1: I also read this somewhere could be untrue, but like
Speaker 1: it would make sense if we do come back as
Speaker 1: people who are familiar with ourselves, like you know, insane
Speaker 1: families and stuff, because I think that why a real
Speaker 1: reason that a lot of Jewish people do have genuine
Speaker 1: stomach problems is from like any ancestry trauma, historical trauma,
Speaker 1: and I think that like it just materialized in a
Speaker 1: way where like we just have like nervous stomachs all
Speaker 1: the time. And I actually like it sounds kind of funny,
Speaker 1: but I actually think it might be true, Like it
Speaker 1: makes a lot of sense. And I read that somewhere
Speaker 1: as well, and I was like, you know, like that
Speaker 1: that doesn't shock me like at all, because like why
Speaker 1: do we all have ideas and it all makes sense now.
Speaker 1: January Jones friend did the podcast January Jones. When she
Speaker 1: was on the podcast told me a story that when
Speaker 1: she gave birth to her son, she pulled him out
Speaker 1: of her and looked him in the eye and thought,
Speaker 1: you are my granddad. Oh my god, it's beautiful see
Speaker 1: each other before they looked at each other. It's like,
Speaker 1: here we are again. That's amazing. That's amazing. That's what.
Speaker 1: That's what. Like that story, and like what I told
Speaker 1: my grandmother and my mom when I was a kid,
Speaker 1: It's just like, how can you especially when a child,
Speaker 1: a small child, says I've never heard of reincarnation in
Speaker 1: my life. I don't have a memory yet. It's like,
Speaker 1: how can you not like take that as like a
Speaker 1: sign of something more it might be happening. Maybe it's
Speaker 1: not like I don't know what I believe truly, Like
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't I don't pray, I don't
Speaker 1: go to temple or church. I just I just feel like, hey,
Speaker 1: maybe there's something more going on here. I don't really
Speaker 1: know if heaven or Hell is the thing, but you know,
Speaker 1: I do like the idea that something is bigger than us. Well,
Speaker 1: I got news for you, Joey King. There's a stopoff
Speaker 1: point you come back to heaven for a bit before
Speaker 1: you decide to come back and raise your parents. They're
Speaker 1: very excited to see you in heaven, very excited, big
Speaker 1: fans of all your work. Everyone here is oh seventy
Speaker 1: they did a marathon. It took them five weeks to
Speaker 1: watch everything you've ever done and with no gaps. And
Speaker 1: are you there as well? By the way, like I'm
Speaker 1: I'm on the door. You're the welcome committee. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm on the door. Check check checking your idea and stuff.
Speaker 1: See if there's anything. Yeah, yeah, with you, we really
Speaker 1: have to check out that. Well, she's done so much stuff.
Speaker 1: He's probably about fifty. Let's letter in what what? What?
Speaker 1: It filled me? Your favorite thing? Though? What's your favorite thing? Man?
Speaker 1: My favorite thing? Like it has been sing not a
Speaker 1: person like a thing. It's whatever. It could be cheese
Speaker 1: could be a person. What's your favorite I'm gonna narrow
Speaker 1: it down to not people, because then I'm like, oh God,
Speaker 1: like everyone's everyone. If anyone listens to this, you know,
Speaker 1: Grandma's gonna be pissed. Mom Ben, Everyone's like, why didn't
Speaker 1: you say me? I'm gonna go a thing here, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go. I really love brisket slooked for like fourteen hours. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't know if you'll regret that choice. Is basically,
Speaker 1: your heaven is made of slow cooked brisket, the wolves brisket,
Speaker 1: I mean comfortable seats. I always said that if I
Speaker 1: was on death row, my last meal would be my
Speaker 1: grandmother's brisket with a peanut butter milkshake for a dessert.
Speaker 1: So I'm okay with that. Well, everything is made of brisket.
Speaker 1: You're sitting on brisket, the wolves of brisket. The floor's brisket,
Speaker 1: Your bed is brisket. You know, when you say a
Speaker 1: word over and over again, starts to just sound like
Speaker 1: a noise and not a word. That's what's happening when
Speaker 1: you say brisket, brisket. Brisket is a brisket. Brisket's brisket
Speaker 1: and the brisket mom's brisket sweater all over his brisket. Brisket, brisket,
Speaker 1: brisket brisket. But in this brisket they are obsessed with films.
Speaker 1: They won't know about your life, but through the medium
Speaker 1: of brisket films, And the first thing they ask you
Speaker 1: is what is the first film that you remember seeing?
Speaker 1: Jolly King? Well, speaking of first memories, I was about
Speaker 1: three years old. It was a movie. It was a
Speaker 1: TV movie, and I think it was called Haunted, but
Speaker 1: I'm not sure. I remember the setting too. I had
Speaker 1: just come home from gymnastics class. I was wearing a
Speaker 1: purple leotard with a butterfly on the front that had
Speaker 1: a tool too too. And I came home and me
Speaker 1: and my middle sister Hunter were on the couch together
Speaker 1: and this TV movie called Haunted was on. It was
Speaker 1: the first movie I remember seeing. This first scary movie,
Speaker 1: if I remember seeing it was the first anything I remember.
Speaker 1: Even watching this movie, I think set the tone for
Speaker 1: why I really am just so scared of horror movies
Speaker 1: throughout my entire life now. Like, and it was so
Speaker 1: poorly made. It was such a bad, bad movie. It
Speaker 1: was like there was a scene where this woman was
Speaker 1: in the kitchen and then she walked out of the kitchen,
Speaker 1: and then she came back in the kitchen and all
Speaker 1: the cabinets were open, and that was like the climax
Speaker 1: scare like and it was just so bad. And I
Speaker 1: was like the cabinets opened on their own. And I
Speaker 1: was like three years old, and I just remembered this
Speaker 1: movie like ingrained in my brain. I was so scared.
Speaker 1: My mom came home that day and I was like crying,
Speaker 1: and my sister got in trouble and she was like,
Speaker 1: why did you let your sister watch this movie? Like
Speaker 1: my sister was like I didn't know, Like I like
Speaker 1: it was just on TV, and like I didn't know
Speaker 1: would scare that bad? Like whatever, And I just like
Speaker 1: I just don't. I can't get over every detail of
Speaker 1: that day, Like I'll never forget what I was wearing.
Speaker 1: I'll never forget her getting in trouble, and I'll never
Speaker 1: forget that stupid cabinet scene. And I don't even know
Speaker 1: if it was called Haunted. I think candy. It was
Speaker 1: pretty poorly done, practical effect. You three sisters, three sisters.
Speaker 1: I'm the baby, there's middle Hunter and then there's oldest Kelly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: super tight, like super they're very close in age. I
Speaker 1: was a big shock at the end. I'm like six
Speaker 1: and seven years apart from them. It shooks nice way
Speaker 1: of putting it. Yeah, my mom straight it was like,
Speaker 1: oh shit, but we're super duper close. I like hearing that.
Speaker 1: Do you did you think I want to be on
Speaker 1: something like this? Or do you just remember being scared?
Speaker 1: That was not the film that inspired my acting career.
Speaker 1: That's that inspired my fear of of life. Really instill
Speaker 1: the there's ghosts everywhere and I'm not safe, That's what
Speaker 1: That's what it fall like. So was that I also
Speaker 1: could it could also not be called haunted. I just
Speaker 1: don't fully remember whether you've just made up the title.
Speaker 1: It might have been an advert. What is the What
Speaker 1: is the film that made you cry the most? Joey King?
Speaker 1: Are you a crying? I'm gonna throw a little bit
Speaker 1: of a curveball here. I have two answers, really, but
Speaker 1: I'm going to give the one that I'm most recently
Speaker 1: balled at. Um. I don't know how to pronounce his
Speaker 1: last name necessarily, but I think it's Derek dal Guadio,
Speaker 1: his in and of itself documentary film thing. Did you
Speaker 1: watch that? In end of it? So? Oh, is this
Speaker 1: the are you talking about the magician guy? I am?
Speaker 1: Have you seen that? No, it's it's never been available
Speaker 1: where I am, and I really want to see it.
Speaker 1: Tell me it's made by Frank Cars, right, I think? So? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a really really special film. It is like like sobbing,
Speaker 1: just so beautiful, like so impactful. It's like it's magic
Speaker 1: on crack. But like so I feel like he really
Speaker 1: he really gets you into it. He really blows your
Speaker 1: mind a couple of times, and then it gets like
Speaker 1: so emotional and so personal and like he's such a performer.
Speaker 1: It's like amazing, it's he. I was so shocked by
Speaker 1: how much that film moved me, Like I was. I was.
Speaker 1: I heard a recommendation from a few friends watched this
Speaker 1: movie it's like really cool about Magee, but it's really emotional,
Speaker 1: and I was like, that's magic, sure, but I it
Speaker 1: like really really was so deeply moving. So I highly
Speaker 1: recommend that. But the first film I think I ever
Speaker 1: really bawled at as a as a kid that also
Speaker 1: like was kind of life changing for me as far
Speaker 1: as my connection to like Pets was Marley and Me.
Speaker 1: I also want to I want to preface this inner
Speaker 1: you a little bit with the fact that like you're
Speaker 1: gonna hear some answers today, but yeah, so I want
Speaker 1: to preface this though, like growing up my family, I
Speaker 1: am a late in life movie lover, like and late
Speaker 1: in life. I'm still I'm twenty two I'm still very young,
Speaker 1: but based on growing up, I didn't grow up with
Speaker 1: great movies really necessarily. We were allowed to go to
Speaker 1: Walmart and pick movies out from the five dollar bin,
Speaker 1: one each, and that was like our special thing. Like
Speaker 1: we didn't get to have a lot of movies. So
Speaker 1: I had this big what do you call it, like
Speaker 1: a big folder, like a big like zip up folder DVDs,
Speaker 1: like over one hundred DVDs of just like Walmart five
Speaker 1: dollar bin movies. And that's what me and my sisters
Speaker 1: grew up on. So my knowledge of film has a
Speaker 1: little stunted initially, I think has grown. So a lot
Speaker 1: of my answers are very You're like, okay, like that's
Speaker 1: really what impacted you the most, Like all right, but
Speaker 1: this is what I grew up on is what I had,
Speaker 1: So like I didn't have. I had Walmart five dollars
Speaker 1: been movies, and that's what I got. That's great, Listen
Speaker 1: that they exist for they exist for someone, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like if they affected you, that's beautiful.
Speaker 1: That's why I have never seen I've never seen most
Speaker 1: of anyway, the Disney Princess movies because those were a
Speaker 1: little too expensive. They were like the thirteen dollars movies.
Speaker 1: They were not in the five dollar been So I
Speaker 1: never saw Cinderella, I never saw a Sleeping Beauty. I
Speaker 1: never saw any of those, so which really surprises people.
Speaker 1: But I still haven't seen them. Yeah, well, you've got
Speaker 1: a lot to look forwardy. All right, So we are
Speaker 1: at the question what is the film that scared you
Speaker 1: the most? I think The Country, given that it actually
Speaker 1: physically haunted you, is a is a pretty solid answer. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna stick with that one. That I mean, I
Speaker 1: could say it's yeah, it's definitely. I think that I've
Speaker 1: pretty much avoided a lot of serious scary movies since that.
Speaker 1: I've seen, like some that were really scary, like I've
Speaker 1: seen The Baba Duck, I've seen you know, Evil Dad,
Speaker 1: I've seen Blair which product, But like those were all
Speaker 1: like not by choice. Like I don't like scary movies.
Speaker 1: I don't like watching them. I don't like the way
Speaker 1: they make me feel. I don't like being scared. It's
Speaker 1: not something I seek out, that's for sure. Okay. Also, yeah,
Speaker 1: the Country made you physically Elso it's a really good answer,
Speaker 1: probably the best answer we've had to that question. Oh
Speaker 1: thank you, Oh my god, that sus You know. I'm
Speaker 1: glad my illness serve me. Well today? What is the
Speaker 1: film most people don't like? It's not critically acclaimed, but
Speaker 1: you love it unconditionally? Okay, I mean I have a
Speaker 1: lot a movie that I love that is not critically
Speaker 1: acclaimed but I love unconditionally. Is Stepbrothers that movie? I mean? Actually, no,
Speaker 1: that is critically claimed. No. Sorry, Major Pain, I think
Speaker 1: is the one that's my answer to this one. That's
Speaker 1: my answer to this question. Yeah, stepbrother is another question.
Speaker 1: Major Pain? Is that Damon Ways? Yeah, yes, I think so,
Speaker 1: that movie. Like I like Blew Out Our Disk. That's
Speaker 1: how many times I've watched a movie. Major Pain is
Speaker 1: one of mine and my sister his favorite movies in
Speaker 1: the freaking world. I can quote every single line of
Speaker 1: that movie. My group chat with my sisters is called
Speaker 1: Little Patch of Brussels Sprouts because there is important in
Speaker 1: that movie where he is he forced the cadets to
Speaker 1: bury themselves in soil and just their heads are pokingon
Speaker 1: he's watering them and he's you know, punishing them. I
Speaker 1: don't remember why. And then he goes, all right, my
Speaker 1: little patch of Brussels sprouts up, brooch yourselves and then
Speaker 1: they all get out of the they worm there and
Speaker 1: it just like every part of that movie is so like,
Speaker 1: why is it so funny? It's so funny, and it's
Speaker 1: so like not a movie that people will talk about
Speaker 1: all the time. It's just great. It's the first time
Speaker 1: Major Pain has come up, and I love it and
Speaker 1: I'm going to give you twenty points for that is
Speaker 1: the first time it's come on. It's the first time
Speaker 1: anyone has mentioned in Major Pain at it a disgrace.
Speaker 1: It's taken this in films to be buried with no one.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about that anger of a movie. Thank you
Speaker 1: Joey King for finally bringing it Major Pain. I think
Speaker 1: that's why you've made this podcast, so someone to talk
Speaker 1: about Major Pain. Bring back Major Pain, so bad Pain
Speaker 1: will be the It's a Wonderful life for forty years
Speaker 1: time where people be like, people didn't talk enough about
Speaker 1: it at the time, and now it's an absolute classic.
Speaker 1: It's so it's so funny, like it it has no
Speaker 1: business being so funny. It's ridiculous. It's just hilarious. It's
Speaker 1: very rude, it's very rude. What's the film that you
Speaker 1: used to love but you've watched recently and you don't
Speaker 1: love so much anymore for whatever reason that might be. So,
Speaker 1: as I said this big folder of DVDs, I was
Speaker 1: thinking about this question real hard, and I called my
Speaker 1: sister Kelly, and I was like, Okay, what's a movie
Speaker 1: that we really like, just loved and if we watched
Speaker 1: it today just like would not hold up. And then
Speaker 1: we both settle on Jack Black and Gwyneth Paltrow's movie
Speaker 1: Shallow Hell that movie. Have you seen that movie? That
Speaker 1: is a troubling, troubled movie. That movie was so great
Speaker 1: to me when I was a kid. That movie is
Speaker 1: so problematic. Oh my goodness. So that is definitely a
Speaker 1: movie that you know you're you're a little kid, you
Speaker 1: have no sense of what's right and wrong really, and
Speaker 1: then you get older and you're like, oooh, I love
Speaker 1: that movie. But also that that movie is the ultimately
Speaker 1: we listen. I must have said this on the podcast
Speaker 1: one hundred Episodes a guy, So forgive me, but it's
Speaker 1: a total paradox that makes no sense to that film
Speaker 1: because the message of the film is looks don't matter,
Speaker 1: but to express it, he has to see her as
Speaker 1: Gwyneth Poutrow, so that like it doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 1: The film is at odds with itself. That's the thing.
Speaker 1: I like the message. I think that's like they were
Speaker 1: trying to go for a message there. But I think
Speaker 1: maybe that's that message. They might have like come up
Speaker 1: with that impressed because they realized they made such a
Speaker 1: problematic movie and they're like, oh shit, we have to
Speaker 1: say that a message to the film. What do you
Speaker 1: hope people take away? I don't know. Looks don't matter.
Speaker 1: It's like, wait a minute, but you just made a
Speaker 1: movie about it. It It looks like the only thing that mattered. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's wild. That film really wild. You know that question
Speaker 1: by the way, when you're doing press for like I've
Speaker 1: done this a couple times for a movie that like
Speaker 1: for movies that are I think are good and stuff,
Speaker 1: but like, to me, there's not really a message you
Speaker 1: take away from this movie. And then the interviewer like,
Speaker 1: so what do you helpe people take away from this?
Speaker 1: And you're like, I don't know. I hope they were entertained. Yeah. No,
Speaker 1: Sometimes I'm just like I don't know, man, thanks for asking,
Speaker 1: but I don't know. My dog just popped into the
Speaker 1: room too, The Foxhound Pounds of pure Love, Jesse, Jesse James,
Speaker 1: tell me this, what is the film that means the
Speaker 1: most to you? Not necessarily the film itself is any good,
Speaker 1: but the experience you had around and seeing the film
Speaker 1: that will always make it special to you. Joey King,
Speaker 1: I'm very excited to answer this question because I've got
Speaker 1: an answer that's unexpected. But it's definitely not about the
Speaker 1: movie itself. When I was growing up, Hunter middle sister,
Speaker 1: middle sister, Hunter, middle sister, every time a Disney Channel
Speaker 1: or original movie premiered on Disney Channel, Hunter and I
Speaker 1: would set up a little themed night in our living
Speaker 1: room and so and it was so sweet because Hunter
Speaker 1: was six years older than me. She was like both
Speaker 1: my sisters, I have to say, just like so inclusive.
Speaker 1: They always made me feel like I was like part
Speaker 1: of everything, even though I was so much younger. They like,
Speaker 1: they loved, they're just they're the best. They made my
Speaker 1: childhood so awesome. So Hunter, whenever a Disney Channel original
Speaker 1: movie premiered, would do this thing, and it was kind
Speaker 1: of just for us, Like she didn't invite friends over
Speaker 1: when she did this so I remember when The Cheetah
Speaker 1: Girls premiered on Disney Channel. Hunter went out and bought
Speaker 1: us like matching cheetah ears and like matching cheetah skirts,
Speaker 1: and then we had these cheetah sheets and she made
Speaker 1: a blanket four out of them, and then we just
Speaker 1: sat in this blanket four with a bullet snacks, just
Speaker 1: watching The Cheetah Girls together and then learning the dance
Speaker 1: moves afterwards. And it was like, I don't remember anything
Speaker 1: about that movie, but every time one of those movies premiered,
Speaker 1: a Hunter would always make it a point to like
Speaker 1: make this special night for us, and that one that
Speaker 1: was like the first one, and I'll always remember that.
Speaker 1: That's great. I really like that is all right, Listen.
Speaker 1: I don't think she listens to this, So I just ask,
Speaker 1: is Untie your favorite? Um, that's a pretty fucked up question, Brett. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't have a parents. You've got you've definitely got
Speaker 1: a favorite. Who's your favorite? It's definitely not true. Kelly's
Speaker 1: like a pretty freaking amazing system. Oh, she just didn't
Speaker 1: participate in the Cheetah Girls' night. I think she was
Speaker 1: out with friends. I'm a huge fan of Kelly too. Listen,
Speaker 1: they're both they're both absolutely class. But wait, you know
Speaker 1: what it is? I'm my favorite. It's like, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: thank you tell you what. We'll save it for the
Speaker 1: Secret of the Patriots Sex. You could tell me your favorite.
Speaker 1: What is the film that you must relate to, Jerry King,
Speaker 1: I must relate to, Oh, throw me a curveball here?
Speaker 1: Oh no, shit, that I most relate to? Oh fuck,
Speaker 1: I wasn't prepared for this one. I didn't see this
Speaker 1: one on the life. No. I'm trying to think here.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'll use another answer of mine for this though,
Speaker 1: because a movie that I feel like makes me feel
Speaker 1: so warm inside, because it's it's about so much more
Speaker 1: than just what's on the film itself, like it's it's
Speaker 1: about food, it's about like friendship. It's just so good.
Speaker 1: I never get tired of watching the movie out of Chewie.
Speaker 1: I think there's something so special about that movie. And
Speaker 1: it was I think it was my uh Jesse high buddy,
Speaker 1: it was. Um. I can't remember what I had it
Speaker 1: written down for, which answer I had it written down for,
Speaker 1: But it's a movie that I feel like it has
Speaker 1: such like a larger message behind it. It is so
Speaker 1: well made. It is so easy to watch and put
Speaker 1: yourself in Remy the Rats shoes like I don't know,
Speaker 1: I feel I feel like there's And it's so funny too.
Speaker 1: Every character in that movie is so well like flushed
Speaker 1: out and hilarious and different and ridiculous, and you can
Speaker 1: find yourself in any of those characters given what mood
Speaker 1: you watch that movie and so, oh my god, you're
Speaker 1: getting tangled in my wires, Jesse, My, you're big fat head,
Speaker 1: James Jesse, James Lee James really nice? What I mean?
Speaker 1: What is the sexiest film you've ever seen? Joy King?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, please don't moan after that question, Jesse Confusion.
Speaker 1: That was the sound of a dog? Can you imagine? Um? Okay,
Speaker 1: the sexiest film I've ever seen? It was actually kind
Speaker 1: of what I described as anisexual Awakening, which was Rocky
Speaker 1: Horror Picture Show. I was such a big fan of
Speaker 1: that movie growing up. When I was around like ages
Speaker 1: like fourteen to like sixteen, I would go to the
Speaker 1: shows all the time in Santa Monica where they do
Speaker 1: Have you ever been to one of those rocky horror
Speaker 1: shows where they haven't? Do you know what it is like? Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they have actors acting out the entire film in front
Speaker 1: of the movie playing behind, and you like throw props
Speaker 1: and you have like prompts that you yell. And so
Speaker 1: that movie I remember like watching it at fourteen and
Speaker 1: just being like, oh, like, oh my god, Like I
Speaker 1: was so affected by it, was so amazed, it was
Speaker 1: so weird, it was so kooky. So sorry you saw
Speaker 1: it at one of these late night things with the
Speaker 1: actors and everything for the first time. Yeah, And then
Speaker 1: I continued to go after that a lot of Saturday
Speaker 1: nights with my friend Emma, and we would go. We
Speaker 1: would sometimes go just to just the two of us,
Speaker 1: and sometimes we gather a bunch of friends, and like
Speaker 1: it was funny like every now and then if I started,
Speaker 1: like dating a new guy, I would like bring him
Speaker 1: as like a litmus test, and if he didn't enjoy
Speaker 1: the experience, I was like no. So it was like
Speaker 1: it was such an important movie for me. I think,
Speaker 1: like in like you know that pubescent like sexual awakening
Speaker 1: phase of your life. Interesting, Joy King, I'm so sorry
Speaker 1: about this subcategory question, but here we are. There's this
Speaker 1: subcategory to the question traveling bone is worrying. Why does
Speaker 1: what's a film? You found a rounding you went, so
Speaker 1: you should, Joy King. I'm so sorry. Um, I have
Speaker 1: an answer for you. Thank you everything. I need you to.
Speaker 1: I need you to hear me out here. Okay, hear
Speaker 1: me out This is not a movie, more of a character. Now,
Speaker 1: Goofy's laugh in the Mickey Mouse World. Goofy sounds a
Speaker 1: little bit like he's joking on a dick in my opinion,
Speaker 1: And I don't in any sense find that arousing or
Speaker 1: troubling boner for myself. But I find it a little
Speaker 1: bit of a I find myself to be a little
Speaker 1: unwell for thinking that in the first place. I find
Speaker 1: myself to be a little disturbed for thinking that Goofy
Speaker 1: sounds like he's joking on a cock. So I think
Speaker 1: that would be my answer for this question, Joy King.
Speaker 1: Finally someone has taken this question seriously. Joey King moves
Speaker 1: into the top two answers to that question. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: what that's amazing. That is amazing, And I'm really I'm
Speaker 1: really can I say proud? I'm proud? Wait? What was
Speaker 1: number one? That might be number one? Oh shit, that
Speaker 1: might number one. That's a proper that is a proper
Speaker 1: answer to that question. And because of you, I'm going
Speaker 1: to keep up, you know. And I remember the night
Speaker 1: that I had this realization, and just to make sure
Speaker 1: I was like I was thinking about this, I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm going to answer that on this podcast, and I
Speaker 1: was like, I was like, but you know, I think
Speaker 1: that I feel very vulnerable because I don't think it's
Speaker 1: a good look, you know, to say that. But I
Speaker 1: think that's why it's But I looked it up to
Speaker 1: just make sure I wasn't nuts. Like, I just was like,
Speaker 1: let me just quickly YouTube little video of Goofy's laugh
Speaker 1: and sure enough that man has a penis in his
Speaker 1: mouth when he's laughing. Yeah. But but I just want
Speaker 1: to let set the record straight. It does not in
Speaker 1: any way arouse me. It's just an observation. No, I
Speaker 1: that's a perfect, a perfect answer, And and I really
Speaker 1: appreciate you sharing that. I got a standing ovation from you.
Speaker 1: That really means Yeah, it was really big because you
Speaker 1: know that that question sometimes I think should it go? No, God,
Speaker 1: I think it's the bat. It really forces someone to
Speaker 1: think about themselves a little bit. Yeah, I just think
Speaker 1: people some people don't like it. But you really embraced it,
Speaker 1: and that's you're really impressive. Thank you so much, Major
Speaker 1: pain and that an episode. I feel so good about
Speaker 1: myself right now. What is objectively the greatest film of
Speaker 1: all time objectively might not be your favorite objectively the
Speaker 1: greatest face So this is the one that I was
Speaker 1: like tossing up with RADACHII as well, because I feel
Speaker 1: like it's so so, like so good. But I'm actually
Speaker 1: because I wasn't prepared for your freaking related to question.
Speaker 1: Oh um, I actually I am going to say, and
Speaker 1: I don't want to. I don't want people to think
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know, a Disney adult or anything, because
Speaker 1: I'm not, but I do. I heard you actually talk
Speaker 1: about this movie in one of your other episodes, and
Speaker 1: I fully like just kind of going back to talking
Speaker 1: about what we were talking about earlier with do we
Speaker 1: come back? Do we not? You know? And also in
Speaker 1: relationship are we remembered when we go like and who cares?
Speaker 1: And do we care? In the movie Coco, Yeah, that
Speaker 1: movie just annihilated my heart a little bit when I
Speaker 1: saw it in such an amazing way and after that,
Speaker 1: like and it kind of like me and my mom
Speaker 1: saw it together with I think my sister or my
Speaker 1: grandma was kind of beautiful. It was just a little
Speaker 1: family outing when we went to see it, and it
Speaker 1: was just we were all so deeply affected by it.
Speaker 1: We were like, we want to start putting out photos
Speaker 1: of our of our deceased relatives on delas dosmertos. I
Speaker 1: think that's how you pronounce it. So that movie, I
Speaker 1: think I'll put that in place of ratitui for objectively.
Speaker 1: But again, I am not a Disney adult. These just
Speaker 1: happened to be my answers. Hey, listen, when you were young,
Speaker 1: you were in the five dollar bin, not the Disney bin.
Speaker 1: So you're catching up and is Coco is fucking brilliant
Speaker 1: and a really good antswer? My question that's really troubling
Speaker 1: me is you went with your mom, your grandma, and
Speaker 1: your sister went. Where's the other sisters? Because you took
Speaker 1: a favorite in it. You're coming back around this. I
Speaker 1: actually don't remember who went. I just remember that the
Speaker 1: three of us were there, me, grandma, mom, for sure.
Speaker 1: I think a friend might have come to God, right,
Speaker 1: my bad? You left the other You left the other
Speaker 1: one at because it got her Coco. Yeah, it made
Speaker 1: me feel better about death Coko me too actually, and
Speaker 1: it was so beautiful too. It was such a beautiful
Speaker 1: like not just the emotionals of it, but just visually
Speaker 1: it was stunning. So that movie just like it was
Speaker 1: really cool. What's the film you could or have? What's
Speaker 1: the most over and over again? This is the stepbrother's answer.
Speaker 1: Me and both my sisters are like, it's funny because
Speaker 1: we've never had like, it's not like that's our relationship.
Speaker 1: We'd never have been like Brennan and shit now I
Speaker 1: can't even remember the other stepbrother's name, but we just
Speaker 1: love that movie. It is so funny to us, it's
Speaker 1: just and it's also like, it's so funny, but it's
Speaker 1: not even funny anymore because I have seen it so
Speaker 1: many times. It's just like it just feels so like
Speaker 1: cozy to watch it over and over again, because you like,
Speaker 1: you know, I love watching new films, I like learning
Speaker 1: new things, I like new experiences. But there's something sometimes
Speaker 1: about putting on a movie that you know so so
Speaker 1: well and just being able to like get cozy. It's
Speaker 1: just that's that movie for me. It is so ridiculously
Speaker 1: fun and like again with Major Paine, we know every
Speaker 1: line of stepbrothers, and especially the niche ones, like not
Speaker 1: even the ones that everyone quotes all the time. Sometimes
Speaker 1: I just hit someone with a really like kind of
Speaker 1: forgettable quote from that movie and they're like, what's that from,
Speaker 1: and like, really think about it, motherfucker, really think about it.
Speaker 1: So that movie is definitely an over and over again
Speaker 1: one for me, really good. Here's the question for you.
Speaker 1: I don't like being negative. I think you, Jay King,
Speaker 1: I could be wrong. What's the worst film you've ever seen?
Speaker 1: It's true. I don't like being negative because I think
Speaker 1: when people make a movie it's an incredible feat, Like
Speaker 1: to have a movie get made is so hard that
Speaker 1: if you're trying something like I'm a pretty generous viewer,
Speaker 1: I think if I'm being told to feel something by
Speaker 1: the filmmakers, I pretty much feel that, Like I really
Speaker 1: love watching stuff, and just like with Rocky Horror, I
Speaker 1: think they wanted me to feel a little bit aroused,
Speaker 1: and I was like, hey, I will generously give you that.
Speaker 1: I am so a movie that I know when I
Speaker 1: saw it was like, this is just just so bad,
Speaker 1: but I love it so much. Is I think show
Speaker 1: Girls is a be terrible, amazing beautiful, horrible, ridiculous movie.
Speaker 1: And I think it's so appropriate and so nice that
Speaker 1: it has had such a cult following because it deserves it,
Speaker 1: because it's bad, but it's great. Yeah, and we deserve
Speaker 1: to celebrate that bad movie forever and ever and ever.
Speaker 1: I love that movie. I love that movie. It's one
Speaker 1: of them films where I don't know, like it's consistent tonally,
Speaker 1: it's like as in, it seems to be the film
Speaker 1: they meant to make, Like as in, when you watched
Speaker 1: The Room for whatever it is, seems to be kind
Speaker 1: of quite badly made and confused and all over the place,
Speaker 1: whereas show Girls is consistent. It seems to be the
Speaker 1: film they wanted to make. You might not like that
Speaker 1: film that they made, but it doesn't seem like it
Speaker 1: was a mistake, you know, it doesn't seem like it
Speaker 1: was a mistake. Everything seems purposeful. And I also had
Speaker 1: to say it's very exciting film for me too, because
Speaker 1: I watched it for the first time with my little cousin,
Speaker 1: who is about He just turned eighteen, so we watched
Speaker 1: it when he was like sixteen, and I think I
Speaker 1: was with him for his sexual awakening film, and I
Speaker 1: think that's pretty special. I didn't realize what was going
Speaker 1: on in the movie when I popped in with him.
Speaker 1: It was the first time I'd ever seen it, and
Speaker 1: and he was he was at my house, and it
Speaker 1: was like, I think, I don't remember who else was over,
Speaker 1: but I just like every now and I periodically looked
Speaker 1: over at my little cousin and I was just like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, he is suppressing a boner so hard
Speaker 1: right now. He is just he's he's like sweating, He's
Speaker 1: like forehead vein was like popping out. He was like
Speaker 1: freaking out over there. Well did you keep good? Ha ha?
Speaker 1: This is funny, isn't it? And he'd be good, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's so funny. Afterwards, I was just like, so, Joe,
Speaker 1: how do you feel? He was like, um, that was
Speaker 1: the best movie I've ever seen. There's something for everyone,
Speaker 1: you know what mean? Yeah, I got no bayfoot. I
Speaker 1: guess abolutely love it. What what is the Listen? You're
Speaker 1: very funny, jo King. What's the film that made you
Speaker 1: laugh the most? That's Jesse again moaning. It's not definitely
Speaker 1: stopping buddy, Um okay, still going go upstairs, go Jesse?
Speaker 1: What's the film that made you cry. I don't think
Speaker 1: you know what to say. Just get out of here,
Speaker 1: go go, go, go go. Um Okay, the films that
Speaker 1: made me laugh the most. I've got kind of two
Speaker 1: answers for this, but I will start with my original answer.
Speaker 1: What We Do in the Shadows. It's a movie that
Speaker 1: I had, Like I was doubled over. My stomach was hurting,
Speaker 1: I was go outside. I was laughing so hard. I
Speaker 1: was like, my my abdomen was like sore. Afterwards, it
Speaker 1: was what's wrong with you? Go away? Look at him,
Speaker 1: He's just standing in the doorway, like okay, he seems
Speaker 1: to have stopped. Okay, But yeah, that movie, What We
Speaker 1: Do in the Shadows, it's just I remember the first
Speaker 1: time I saw it too, it was like it was
Speaker 1: described to me as like a documentary style parody of
Speaker 1: vampires living in like being roommates, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, first of all, the concept alone, how do
Speaker 1: you get more like genius than that? Like what? And
Speaker 1: I watched it and it was just like the funniest truly,
Speaker 1: like the funniest thing I've ever seen. Like I haven't
Speaker 1: watched it in like maybe a year or so, but
Speaker 1: it was It's and another movie that also just blew
Speaker 1: my mind with how funny it was and how ridiculous
Speaker 1: it was. I'm kicking you out, buddy, Hang up, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna kick him out. Go go out, go go. You
Speaker 1: were being loud and obnoxious. Okay, he's gone. I'll miss
Speaker 1: him too. I love when he like hangs out. I
Speaker 1: also love when he talks, but it's not great for
Speaker 1: sound because it sounds like someone's moaning in the background.
Speaker 1: But another movie, besides What We Do in the Shadows
Speaker 1: that just absolutely cracked me up. And I know you're
Speaker 1: not supposed to do double answers, but I'm here breaking
Speaker 1: the rules. Brett. You know, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
Speaker 1: is so funny. It's so funny. I watched it for
Speaker 1: the first time not so long ago, and I was
Speaker 1: really just like, like, now it's all I think about.
Speaker 1: That's all I think about. It is so perfectly my
Speaker 1: sense of humor. That movie like it's it is just
Speaker 1: I watched it and I was like, where has this
Speaker 1: movie been on my life? This is exactly who I am.
Speaker 1: I love it. It's such chumming it and I love
Speaker 1: how different. It's so charming and I also like those
Speaker 1: are those are my two answers for what makes me
Speaker 1: laugh the hardest. But what I love about them is
Speaker 1: how different those movies are in terms of like what
Speaker 1: kind of humor it's trying to be. But I just
Speaker 1: think they're so brilliant and so funny and just like
Speaker 1: so excellent. You know what I mean. I got a
Speaker 1: sense of it. Yeah, Joy King, you have been beyond
Speaker 1: a delight and absolute However, when you, in an absolutely
Speaker 1: crazy move, went up on your roof to put Christmas
Speaker 1: lights up in much even knowing what you knew about
Speaker 1: God and his particular feelings about certain things. I went
Speaker 1: on the roof. It was much, wasn't even Christmas, and
Speaker 1: you thought, I just like Christmas lights, I'll put them up.
Speaker 1: My fucking crazy, Like you're crazy, You're messing with God,
Speaker 1: and God don't like that. And you're up on the
Speaker 1: roof and your favorite sister was in the house just
Speaker 1: just just making stuff, and lightning out of nowhere struck you,
Speaker 1: and your hand was holding the Christmas lights which you're
Speaker 1: plugged in, and you got electrocuted and your whole body
Speaker 1: caught fire. You fell off the roof, landed on your
Speaker 1: red load of coyotes came out. Yeah, they smelt burning flesh.
Speaker 1: They're like, oh that's good. They came over. They eat you.
Speaker 1: They eat you. They dragged your part, they ripped apart
Speaker 1: your body. Half of your face fell in a gutter.
Speaker 1: Safe Yep, coyotes went off. I'm walking along. I've got
Speaker 1: a coffin with me. You know what I'm like. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is Joe King around? I ask your
Speaker 1: favorite sister, I go, there is joy king around. Then
Speaker 1: your other sister comes out, Ago have you seen Joe King?
Speaker 1: I can see where. She confirms you and your grandma
Speaker 1: comes in. I go, you're my favorite, and then says,
Speaker 1: anyone see Joe King though? And they go she was
Speaker 1: up there putting Christmas lights out When I go in march,
Speaker 1: is she mad? Does she know what God's like? Anywhere?
Speaker 1: I go outside? And then I see half your face
Speaker 1: in the gutter, and I'm like, I know what's happen.
Speaker 1: She's obviously put Christmas sides. I've got electric heating full
Speaker 1: off the room, been eating back your eyes. So I
Speaker 1: put the half of face that we have in the
Speaker 1: in the in the coffin. I said, your sisters get
Speaker 1: a load of memorabilia. We'll try and fill up this
Speaker 1: coffin anyway. They get over excited, they think, well, we'll
Speaker 1: take a room. So they've actually emptied your room and
Speaker 1: they put it all in. The coffin is absolutely full. Okay,
Speaker 1: there's only enough room in this coffin for me to
Speaker 1: slip one DVD into the side for you to take
Speaker 1: across to the other side. And on the other side,
Speaker 1: it's movie night every night. One night, it's your movie night.
Speaker 1: What film are you showing the people of heaven when
Speaker 1: you're sat on brisket and it's your movie night? Go,
Speaker 1: Joey King, I'm going to show the beautiful people of
Speaker 1: heavens How you do this to people? Brett? How are
Speaker 1: you doing this? Are you doing? Clammy? I'm going to
Speaker 1: show the beautiful people of Heaven Old Boy, and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna show them this movie and then I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell them. I'm gonna make I'm gonna make everyone
Speaker 1: question why I got into Heaven because I'm gonna mess
Speaker 1: with them and tell them that I thought all those
Speaker 1: sex scenes were really arousing, even after I found out
Speaker 1: the twist of Old Boy. Joey Kig you wasn't the great?
Speaker 1: Is there anything you would like to tell anyone to
Speaker 1: look out for? To what? I would like to tell
Speaker 1: everyone that that's actually I don't find that arousing, Just
Speaker 1: to let everyone know again just like Goofy's laugh, No,
Speaker 1: you can keep it in just it's just like Goofy's laugh. No, No,
Speaker 1: we'll cut you say you don't mean it? Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Uh do I want to tell anyone to look out
Speaker 1: for anything? I guess I've got um bullet Train trailer
Speaker 1: just came out. That was really exciting. I had had
Speaker 1: a lot of fun make in that movie. It was
Speaker 1: kind of insane. I feel like a bit of an
Speaker 1: imposter syndrome with that movie. Um. And then I've got
Speaker 1: a movie coming out called Princess, and I worked really
Speaker 1: hard on That was the hardest probably movie physically I've
Speaker 1: ever done. I trained for months and months and months
Speaker 1: to become a sword fighter and I just learned how
Speaker 1: to fight and I loved it and I had so
Speaker 1: much fun. But other than that, maybe just look out
Speaker 1: for yourselves. You know, tough time in the world, just
Speaker 1: to give yourself a little cozy hug and watch your
Speaker 1: favorite movies. I think that's great, and I like that
Speaker 1: you you hadn't seen other Disney princesses, and so you
Speaker 1: became the princess yourself. That's correct. A sword wielding princess.
Speaker 1: What a delight. I have a question for you before
Speaker 1: I go, I have one question for you. I'm such
Speaker 1: a fan of yours. I'm such a fan. You're the best.
Speaker 1: I gotta know, though, I gotta know about your posture
Speaker 1: on ted Lasso. I have to know if that was
Speaker 1: your choice, if that's how your posture is in real life,
Speaker 1: or if playing that character has made your posture better,
Speaker 1: because I think it's an amazing choice. Well, I really
Speaker 1: appreciate that, Joy King. It is a choice of the character.
Speaker 1: It is how play that. I really appreciate that. I
Speaker 1: think it's am I think it's amazing. It's one of
Speaker 1: my favorite character traits that's subtle about your character. I
Speaker 1: think you're an amazing actor and I'm such a fan
Speaker 1: of yours and I cannot believe you ask me to
Speaker 1: be on this podcast. It made me so excited because
Speaker 1: I've always wanted to meet you. And even though it's
Speaker 1: through a computer screen, it's just as awesome as I
Speaker 1: imagine Joey King, what a pleasure you're bread. Thank you
Speaker 1: very much, you too. Good day. That was episode one
Speaker 1: hundred and eighty nine. Head over to patreon dot com
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Speaker 1: us a five star writing but right about the film
Speaker 1: that means the most to you and why that's what
Speaker 1: I want to read. I love reading it. Go and
Speaker 1: do that. Thanks very much, Thank you all for listening.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much to Joey for giving me time.
Speaker 1: Thanks to Scrupis pipping the Distraction Pieces Network. Thanks to
Speaker 1: Buddy Piece for producing it, Thanks to Acoss visting it.
Speaker 1: Thanks to Adam Richardson for the graphics at least Aladdin
Speaker 1: for the photography. Come and join me next week where
Speaker 1: my special guest I can't say who, but I think
Speaker 1: you're gonna like it. So that is it for now.
Speaker 1: In the meantime, have a lovely week, and please, now
Speaker 1: more than ever, be excellent to each other.