WEBVTT - Can You Bring Me Some Paper

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after it's today's strawberry letter. Oh my goodness,

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<v Speaker 1>I got a good one for you today. People's subjects

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<v Speaker 1>our friendship, perk up, Tommy. Our friendship has turned into

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<v Speaker 1>a threesome. And what is the letter? Fun? It is

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<v Speaker 1>not what you think right now, the nephew is here,

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<v Speaker 1>as you heard with today's prank phone call. What you

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<v Speaker 1>got neugh well, Shirley, you know y'all ain't saying now.

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<v Speaker 1>I think y'all don't forgot, But in the next few

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<v Speaker 1>hours I'll be going to get Coolnaca. Yeah, yeah, man,

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<v Speaker 1>you know when you're going there, they play that song.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's get it started, though. The name of this prank

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<v Speaker 1>is uh huh. Can you bring me some paper? Oh gosh,

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<v Speaker 1>this foolishness. Can you bring me some paper? Let's run

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<v Speaker 1>it baby. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to Charles. I'm looking

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<v Speaker 1>for Charles. Yeah. This Charlotte, This Juna, This Charlotte. How

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<v Speaker 1>can I help you? Hey, listen, um, I'm you by

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<v Speaker 1>my speaking with I'm sorry this Scotty man. I'm I'm

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<v Speaker 1>house sitting for reader. She y'all okay, okay, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she told me she was going outtown. What can I

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<v Speaker 1>do for your brother? I caught y'all down on the way. Man, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in the house. Four houses yeah, I think let's see. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we're four houses down. Okay. Now she loved me a

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<v Speaker 1>number man, loved me, y'all know me, And then she

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<v Speaker 1>loved Miss Dars. No. I try to call Miss Darts,

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<v Speaker 1>but then nobody answered the phone. Yeah. She normally in

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<v Speaker 1>church around this time. Ria said she was gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>gone for a minute. So you say you're doing there right? Right? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>Then she told me if I got an emergency anything,

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<v Speaker 1>that I could reach out to y'all and call y'all. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>right right, okay, are you are you busy right now? Man? Well, actually,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in the middle of cooking my wife from dinner

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<v Speaker 1>and uh got some meat on the grill. But other

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<v Speaker 1>than that, you know, okay, I mean you you you

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<v Speaker 1>are you able to help me out with something right quick?

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<v Speaker 1>Or you got you got time for that? Well, like

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<v Speaker 1>I said, I'm in the middle of cooking. If there's

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<v Speaker 1>something I can help you with, I you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't mind coming down there and and uh showing your

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<v Speaker 1>doing whatever it is that we need to do. Okay, Charlie,

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<v Speaker 1>when you help to have any paper? Man, any paper? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think I got some newspaper. What you're trying? No, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>no news. But let me some paper. You have some paper?

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't what notebook? Paper? No? See man, listen, Charlie,

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<v Speaker 1>I like I said, my name is Scotty. Man. I

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<v Speaker 1>know you don't know me. I didn't got myself in

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<v Speaker 1>little situation here down here, read the house, man, and

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<v Speaker 1>I I didn't. Man, I'm in a situation. I actually

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<v Speaker 1>and in the bathroom. Man, and it ain't no paper

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<v Speaker 1>in here. Dog. So you're saying you won't me to

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<v Speaker 1>bring you some toilet paper, I mean, if you're on mind,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sitting here. My eggs ain't got no one can

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<v Speaker 1>feel my whole little body man, from butt down, I

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<v Speaker 1>can't feel nothing in my feet, everything. And went to

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<v Speaker 1>sleep on the hold up by this dude out here

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<v Speaker 1>at read the house saying he wanted me to bring

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<v Speaker 1>his paper because he didn't got numb sitting on the truck. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>Look at here, bro, I'm in the middle of cooking.

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<v Speaker 1>I wish I could help you, but you know, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't tell you about four hours of doctor. You

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<v Speaker 1>should run down here right quickly. I'm at the back

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<v Speaker 1>door over I have to say, Man, I understand all

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<v Speaker 1>that you're saying, but like I said, I'm in the

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<v Speaker 1>middle of cooking for my wife. We're having a little

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<v Speaker 1>special occasion because our kids and stuff going, and I

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<v Speaker 1>can't to leave her like that just to come bring

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<v Speaker 1>you know paper. Now, what I can't tell you to

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<v Speaker 1>do is this readA got one of them tis or

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<v Speaker 1>something that town man. I'm not using nobody town like.

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<v Speaker 1>That's disrespectful. Man. Okay, hey, but lower your voice. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>You called me to help you, and you acting like

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<v Speaker 1>I caused you to not have no guy bath all

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<v Speaker 1>I'm asking for just ain't gonna no more but two

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<v Speaker 1>or three minute run down here right quick and bring

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<v Speaker 1>the paper man, and then you get on back to

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<v Speaker 1>your dumber. Well what you were sounding like? What you

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<v Speaker 1>need to do? Bro? You said you had emergency. I

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<v Speaker 1>thought the house or the dogs had got out of

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<v Speaker 1>uh you had locked yourself out the house. But I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna come down and bring you know pay because

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<v Speaker 1>that don't sound like emergencies. That's not like some personal Furthermore,

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<v Speaker 1>you're in the bathroom, just jump tout your clothes getting

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<v Speaker 1>the shower like so, I'm nothing the dog. That's like

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<v Speaker 1>I said, I'm norm right now, man, I need some help.

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<v Speaker 1>Is over. So you want me to come down and

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<v Speaker 1>bring you some toilet papers and pick your number? You

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<v Speaker 1>can't get up out the tarlet. If I want to

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<v Speaker 1>help you, then that's why I'm trying to tell you

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in an emergency. Man. Okay, Well that like I said, Man,

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<v Speaker 1>that don't sound like emergency. Like a little quick fix.

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<v Speaker 1>Get your drawings and and like your drawings to them,

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<v Speaker 1>go get you some moths. I mean, I'm not trying

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<v Speaker 1>to walk full houses down there to bring you some

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<v Speaker 1>tilet papers your legs. No, I'm high. How are you

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get up and open? The backdoor is open. All

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta do is come in here and and reaching

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<v Speaker 1>here and pass me a roll of paper. Man, That's

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<v Speaker 1>all I'm asking you to do. Mr Charlotte, I understand that.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm not going to come down and bring you

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<v Speaker 1>know paper. I'm not going to bring you bring me

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<v Speaker 1>some paper down here? Man. No, man, say, man, who

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<v Speaker 1>the hell you thank you? Hiling that you need me?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't need you well, won't you to do something? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>You see, I'm sitting in a situation the reader left

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<v Speaker 1>y'all number that y'alla helped me while I'm down to

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<v Speaker 1>your house watching man. He's crazy, baby, man, what wrong

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<v Speaker 1>with you? You're gonna call me asking me to bring

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<v Speaker 1>you some news paper. I told you that I was

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<v Speaker 1>in the middle of fixing me and my wife from

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<v Speaker 1>dinner and you come calling me talking about some paper. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to hear no, I know, and I

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<v Speaker 1>ain't coming down and to bring you know paper man. Hello, child,

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<v Speaker 1>is you're gonna bring this paper? Man? Man? Look like

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<v Speaker 1>I told you before, I ain't going to bring you

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<v Speaker 1>know paper down there. We don't wait no on this street.

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<v Speaker 1>Old oh man, I can't just you can't to leave

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<v Speaker 1>me here and I'm numb like this to come bring

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<v Speaker 1>no brown man, no toilet paper because he is responsible

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<v Speaker 1>when here going into the restroom. That sounds like a

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<v Speaker 1>Presner problem. You YouTube wrong for that. This is sent

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<v Speaker 1>your wasted though. This is an emergency, man, Man, that

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<v Speaker 1>don't sal in the emergency. That sounds like a personal

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<v Speaker 1>problem that you got going on. When I get off

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<v Speaker 1>of here, man, you know me off with. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>give a man not a fact. As soon as you

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<v Speaker 1>get your out of there, you so then you come

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<v Speaker 1>on dying here. I'm coming down the trick. I'm coming

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<v Speaker 1>down there the way. I am just like this hell,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm a wolf for not helping me while I'm

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<v Speaker 1>in a situation. I got one more thing I need

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<v Speaker 1>to say to you that I'm gonna do. Is you're listening,

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<v Speaker 1>bring your son. I got some snake skin shoes and

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<v Speaker 1>fit right up, clean up on it. I got one

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<v Speaker 1>more thing. Is you listening? Man? What man like I said?

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<v Speaker 1>What you got to say? Man, this's his nephew Tommy

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<v Speaker 1>from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked

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<v Speaker 1>by your neighbor. Reader. Ain't just from the radio station?

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<v Speaker 1>Is this coming from the Steve Harvey Morning I'm a whoop?

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<v Speaker 1>Read them? Got you coling Man? You had me come

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<v Speaker 1>down there, man, and you better be glad I'm eating.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe it. Hey, man, I gotta ask you,

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<v Speaker 1>mad one more thing. What is what is the baddest

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<v Speaker 1>I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land,

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<v Speaker 1>The Steve Harvard Show. Y'all playing practical jokes old folks man.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know what that say that when the last

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<v Speaker 1>time somebody just had the audacity to ask you to

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<v Speaker 1>break some paper, when women women doing that in the

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have any tissue in here, you know how?

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<v Speaker 1>Why do y'all sit down and ain't no tissing that?

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<v Speaker 1>Anybody said? You don't notice? But ain't nobody sitting down? Though? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Could you? Hey? Hey? Could you? Hey? Hey, buddy? I

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<v Speaker 1>see your feet? Could you you next door? You know?

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<v Speaker 1>I know you here me talking to you. Did anybody

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<v Speaker 1>see Mission Impossible Fallout number three? Yes? Oh so good?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you remember at the beginning when the three guys

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<v Speaker 1>were in the stall and very memorable moment in the

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<v Speaker 1>movie if you haven't seen it, okay, anyway, Yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 1>all I'll say. All right, nephew, Uh what you got

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<v Speaker 1>going on? I'm gonna make it real fast. Go to

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<v Speaker 1>That's Washington, d C. And the one and only Houston, Texas.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanking of you up next Strawberry letter, subject our friendship

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<v Speaker 1>has turned into a threesome right after this Lord