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Speaker 1: But everyone seemed to just be like so excited about it.

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Speaker 3: Welcome to Games with Names.

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Speaker 4: I'm Julian Edelman, There, Jack and Kyler, and we're on

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Speaker 4: a mission to find the greatest game of all time.

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Speaker 4: On today's episode, we are covering the twenty twenty three

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Speaker 4: AFC Divisional Round game between the Chiefs and the Bills

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Speaker 4: with comedian, actor, writer, and legendary roaster Nikki Glazer, and

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Speaker 4: we get into talking about why she roasted me so hard.

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Speaker 4: Squinty eyed boy, that's what she called me.

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Speaker 1: That joke did take a lot of work to get

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Speaker 1: to for how dumb it is.

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Speaker 4: But we also get into posting the Golden Globes.

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Speaker 1: It is live, It is in front of an audience

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Speaker 4: And then we all have to get into why she

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Speaker 2: And like I say that with like no irony.

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Speaker 4: And then we read our Apple podcast review from our fans.

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Speaker 3: There's some good ones. Got to stick round to the

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Speaker 3: very tippity tippity.

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Speaker 4: Topity and of the program Let's Go, Let's Gout. Games

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Speaker 3: January twenty first, twenty twenty four, high Marks Stadium, Orchard Park,

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Speaker 1: Taylor Swift, the Kelsey Family. Oh my god, Jason, put

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Speaker 1: your shit, We're back on.

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Speaker 3: Hey, we got a football game going on. This is

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Speaker 3: the white sweater game. Get comfy. Yeah, there you go.

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Speaker 2: I like your angle like this like this, I get comfy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah you got I got back.

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Speaker 4: Oh god no, well not like bad bad back, but

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Speaker 4: like if I sit like a certain way for a

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Speaker 1: Fuck and it's from football or was it always?

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Speaker 3: Have you?

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Speaker 3: Just from like when you get injured anywhere.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and everything's connected, you know what I mean. So

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but I live in a cool house because of it.

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Speaker 1: But do you, like, do you get massages and stuff?

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Speaker 4: Games with Names. Today, we are looking at the Chiefs

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Speaker 4: some would call it, the Kelsey shirt off game. Oh yes,

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Speaker 3: Welcome to the studio.

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Speaker 2: Thank you so much for having me so excited.

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Speaker 3: Then she called me a squinty. Fu boy, I did call.

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Speaker 2: I fuck boy?

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Speaker 6: You need?

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Speaker 1: That's what you need in roast sets. You need one

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Speaker 1: What's the dumbest thing you can say to describe this person? Like,

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Speaker 1: I really should have next time. Oh my god, boy,

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Speaker 1: I can't believe I called you that. That's so rude.

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Speaker 3: Thank you. In one sentence, let's bring it to the game.

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Speaker 3: Why do you pick this game?

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Speaker 1: that I say, it was not There was not one

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00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:13,200
Speaker 1: headline of like it's too far, like not even one

446
00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:14,159
Speaker 1: and it was.

447
00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:16,600
Speaker 2: Too far to me at the time.

448
00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:17,960
Speaker 3: It was pretty it was.

449
00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:21,240
Speaker 4: It was great, but it was great for like for

450
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:25,400
Speaker 4: us like the athletes, when the civilians on the stage,

451
00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:28,800
Speaker 4: when we went up there, and when Kevin led it off.

452
00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:32,359
Speaker 3: It was good to see Kevin like that was a teammate.

453
00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:34,600
Speaker 4: Move, Like he showed like where the bar was set

454
00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:37,359
Speaker 4: when he came out, Oh my god, so relieved me.

455
00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:39,280
Speaker 3: He said, oh he said that, I'm like, all right,

456
00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:39,720
Speaker 3: I'm good.

457
00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:42,840
Speaker 2: What was the line he said that made you like, where's.

458
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:46,400
Speaker 3: The Brazilian jiu jitsu stuff? He was bringing it right away, yes,

459
00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:47,120
Speaker 3: and he.

460
00:18:47,119 --> 00:18:49,120
Speaker 1: Was showing you where the threshold was, like where we're

461
00:18:49,119 --> 00:18:49,800
Speaker 1: willing to go.

462
00:18:50,119 --> 00:18:51,640
Speaker 2: Absolutely I felt that way too.

463
00:18:52,119 --> 00:18:53,879
Speaker 1: He was he was the best man and just like

464
00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:57,679
Speaker 1: commenting after everyone set and like showing credit where it's due,

465
00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:59,840
Speaker 1: like he was really a team player that night, where

466
00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:02,880
Speaker 1: on a night where it is competitive and comedians aren't

467
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:05,600
Speaker 1: usually that generous with each other of like giving each

468
00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:08,840
Speaker 1: other accolades, and it was just it just it felt,

469
00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:11,760
Speaker 1: but the roast is weird because you didn't know what

470
00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:13,960
Speaker 1: other people were gonna say, what other jokes people were doing.

471
00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:16,160
Speaker 1: None of us had any idea what the other people

472
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:19,000
Speaker 1: were doing, So you're writing something like can I get

473
00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:20,360
Speaker 1: away with it? Am I gonna be the only one

474
00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:23,000
Speaker 1: who addresses this thing? And then when I heard you

475
00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:27,320
Speaker 1: were doing an Aaron Hernandez joke, Oh, I guess it's

476
00:19:27,359 --> 00:19:33,280
Speaker 1: on the table, that world to me. No, of course

477
00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:36,560
Speaker 1: it was jokes, and you know, I think anything can

478
00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:39,960
Speaker 1: be Jokes can be made about literally any topic. It's

479
00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:42,639
Speaker 1: not like you're like making fun of the victim, like

480
00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:44,840
Speaker 1: there's a certain way that it shouldn't be done, and

481
00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:46,480
Speaker 1: that's not the way it was done that night. It

482
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:49,800
Speaker 1: was it was really refreshing. But there was just like

483
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:53,080
Speaker 1: I heard just like a hint that or like someone said, yeah,

484
00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:57,280
Speaker 1: you know, uh, Juliana is a Aaron her Aunt just joke,

485
00:19:57,320 --> 00:19:58,840
Speaker 1: and I had been like, I can't do it because

486
00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:01,000
Speaker 1: no one's going to go there, and then it just

487
00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:05,040
Speaker 1: was like yes, hell, yes, you killed so hard man,

488
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:09,720
Speaker 1: Like I'm we a comedian should kill like I should

489
00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:11,640
Speaker 1: have done as well as I did, But like there's

490
00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:14,880
Speaker 1: no precedent for you doing that well or Gronk doing

491
00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:17,399
Speaker 1: that well. It really was like you all should have

492
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:20,560
Speaker 1: done as well as Randy.

493
00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:24,879
Speaker 3: He likes you too. I think.

494
00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:26,880
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I want to include Drew and that too.

495
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,399
Speaker 1: Drew was amazing.

496
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Speaker 3: He was the first one to go out, so that's

497
00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:30,560
Speaker 3: big balls.

498
00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:33,400
Speaker 1: All baby killed and him just sipping that wine being

499
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:35,760
Speaker 1: so calm and cool. I mean, it makes sense why

500
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:38,000
Speaker 1: you guys kill because you are used to these high

501
00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:42,000
Speaker 1: pressure situations. And maybe you would say that wouldn't have

502
00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:44,000
Speaker 1: prepared you at all for that, but I think it

503
00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:47,400
Speaker 1: has to. There's there's no way, like, how did all

504
00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:49,760
Speaker 1: three of you kill like that? It just doesn't make sense.

505
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:50,359
Speaker 3: You know.

506
00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:52,640
Speaker 4: I can speak for myself and I want to ask

507
00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:56,239
Speaker 4: you about your preparation process after. But for me, we

508
00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:58,800
Speaker 4: saw each other at the store. Yeah, and Jeff was

509
00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:01,240
Speaker 4: awesome to let me do the back ten twelve minutes

510
00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:03,760
Speaker 4: of his of his set at the comedy.

511
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:06,679
Speaker 3: Store, which good for you doing that. I was so terrified.

512
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:11,239
Speaker 4: I was shaking telling my jokes like this and I

513
00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:15,440
Speaker 4: could barely talk. Thank God, there was like fifteen frat

514
00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:17,439
Speaker 4: dudes from Nebraska that knew who I was.

515
00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:19,800
Speaker 3: That loved football, so I felt comfortable.

516
00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:21,960
Speaker 1: But good for you for doing that, because that's not

517
00:21:22,119 --> 00:21:24,080
Speaker 1: easy to do and no one wants to go run

518
00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:26,399
Speaker 1: their set around town. But when I heard, like, I go,

519
00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:28,520
Speaker 1: where's Tom running his set? And they're like, he's just

520
00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:30,879
Speaker 1: practicing in on his plane and stuff. Because obviously he

521
00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:31,840
Speaker 1: can't go out to clubs.

522
00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:33,120
Speaker 2: It makes sense, but.

523
00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:37,679
Speaker 1: I would be plain he's so scared to go do

524
00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:39,480
Speaker 1: it for the first time without saying because I went

525
00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:42,120
Speaker 1: around a lot to clubs to run it, So good

526
00:21:42,119 --> 00:21:43,160
Speaker 1: for you even going out.

527
00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:44,919
Speaker 2: How many neuts did you go out and run it?

528
00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:45,440
Speaker 3: Just once?

529
00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:46,080
Speaker 1: Just once?

530
00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:48,280
Speaker 4: But I need that one rep was everything for me

531
00:21:48,359 --> 00:21:50,760
Speaker 4: because then when we got to the once we got

532
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:54,400
Speaker 4: to the roast, the only people that we really could

533
00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:56,800
Speaker 4: see were people we knew. Yeah you know, and yeah

534
00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:59,520
Speaker 4: you see Kim Gardashian, but like I, oh, yeah whatever,

535
00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:02,439
Speaker 4: but like I saw like coaches, I saw friends, I

536
00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:05,280
Speaker 4: saw so like that made it more comfortable for me.

537
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:07,360
Speaker 4: Yeah I wasn't looking.

538
00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:11,719
Speaker 1: Past that, Okay, I you yeah, you destroyed it. But

539
00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:14,560
Speaker 1: then I think we all entered this part where like

540
00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:16,480
Speaker 1: we would get on say, we'd be nervous, and then

541
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:20,080
Speaker 1: the first laugh you get your calm like you like,

542
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:22,639
Speaker 1: and then you guys kind of like would lock into

543
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:25,200
Speaker 1: it and get excited about oh my god, they don't

544
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:28,000
Speaker 1: even know what's coming up. Because I could see you guys,

545
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:32,480
Speaker 1: you and Gronk specifically having jokes land and then getting.

546
00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:33,040
Speaker 2: This like kind of like.

547
00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:35,359
Speaker 1: Oh yes, I got it, like and then hitting this

548
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:36,880
Speaker 1: stride because it's.

549
00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:37,879
Speaker 2: It Isn't it a great feeling?

550
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:42,879
Speaker 4: I mean, I have so much respect for, you know,

551
00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:45,800
Speaker 4: comics and the comedy life. I mean I've gotten the

552
00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:47,920
Speaker 4: note a little through Sam Moreau because we started the

553
00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:49,000
Speaker 4: show and Sam.

554
00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:51,680
Speaker 1: Was, oh, yeah, yeah, that's right. I love Sam so much,

555
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:52,120
Speaker 1: And so.

556
00:22:52,119 --> 00:22:54,040
Speaker 4: I would go hang out with him at the cellar

557
00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:57,120
Speaker 4: and see all the other guys and kind of get

558
00:22:57,160 --> 00:23:00,439
Speaker 4: a little in of how comics really are. Yeah, and

559
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:03,040
Speaker 4: you know, well, I think you guys are brilliant.

560
00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:03,359
Speaker 3: People.

561
00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:07,800
Speaker 4: Like to be able to like like when how you're

562
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:10,879
Speaker 4: impressed with play call remembering, Like to be able to

563
00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:14,399
Speaker 4: formulate a set and and say a joke in the

564
00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:16,880
Speaker 4: first five minutes and it's an hour long set, tell

565
00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:19,240
Speaker 4: a bunch of stuff like the story to meet this this,

566
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:22,440
Speaker 4: and then bring it back to someone somewhere like that's

567
00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:23,800
Speaker 4: that's like, that's talent.

568
00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:25,919
Speaker 3: I can't write. I'm not a good english person, so

569
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:26,600
Speaker 3: you would.

570
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:30,400
Speaker 2: When you wrote some good english person.

571
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:36,600
Speaker 3: Here football fun, it's you.

572
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:39,240
Speaker 1: Did you not have a moment during your set where

573
00:23:39,359 --> 00:23:41,159
Speaker 1: you were like and I wrote that one was that

574
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:43,120
Speaker 1: you did wrote?

575
00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:46,000
Speaker 3: We wrote a couple of your jokes? Write a couple?

576
00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:47,520
Speaker 2: Did you write?

577
00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:51,640
Speaker 3: We wrote the Hernandez joke? Didn't we? They came with

578
00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:53,000
Speaker 3: something similar?

579
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:59,440
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, okay.

580
00:24:00,119 --> 00:24:02,800
Speaker 7: Him Sad Sam Sam was in there with us. Okay,

581
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:04,920
Speaker 7: Joe helped us out. He was awesome.

582
00:24:05,359 --> 00:24:07,920
Speaker 2: It is a team, team as well too.

583
00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:10,439
Speaker 3: I'm not like at this thing, so I had to

584
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:11,320
Speaker 3: have I had people.

585
00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:13,560
Speaker 2: I had a team too, so everyone does.

586
00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:16,359
Speaker 4: I would basically, so how we how we did our

587
00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:19,240
Speaker 4: jokes was I would tell a bunch of stories to

588
00:24:19,359 --> 00:24:22,520
Speaker 4: our room of like things that I thought were funny,

589
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,159
Speaker 4: like how it was in the locker room or this

590
00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:27,960
Speaker 4: shower thing, or you know, taking a piss next to

591
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,440
Speaker 4: Gronk and like because it was comedy every day when

592
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:32,960
Speaker 4: you go when Gronk was wrong, I'd take a piss

593
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,119
Speaker 4: every day. Gronk would look over the stall, look at

594
00:24:35,119 --> 00:24:38,359
Speaker 4: my dick and say, like, man, you're looking good today,

595
00:24:38,119 --> 00:24:42,920
Speaker 4: like every day, but naked like so like I would

596
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:45,880
Speaker 4: tell these stories and then we would formulate a joke.

597
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:49,240
Speaker 3: They would formulate a joke. It was crazy, it was

598
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:50,040
Speaker 3: it was so fun.

599
00:24:50,359 --> 00:24:51,240
Speaker 1: Were you nervous?

600
00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:52,439
Speaker 3: Yeah? I was very nervous.

601
00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:55,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, did it feel like Super Bowl nervous?

602
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:59,960
Speaker 4: My first super Bowl was probably similar because it's unknown,

603
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:02,760
Speaker 4: but you know, football is the same, and I'm comfortable

604
00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:05,080
Speaker 4: with the game, and I was in the mindset, you know,

605
00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:07,120
Speaker 4: you do the same thing that got you there, you'll

606
00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:10,359
Speaker 4: be all right. So you're you're nervous for a super Bowl,

607
00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:14,080
Speaker 4: but this is something that's like completely outside the comfort box.

608
00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:18,080
Speaker 1: Like I don't know, like you say yes right away

609
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:19,520
Speaker 1: when they asked you, or were you like let me

610
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:20,200
Speaker 1: think about this.

611
00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:24,600
Speaker 4: I said, no, you did Yeah. I was like, no shot.

612
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:26,280
Speaker 2: And then what made you do it?

613
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:33,960
Speaker 3: Something didn't hurt. I was like, all right, maybe I'll

614
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:37,440
Speaker 3: do it. Yeah, yeah, but I was I was scared. Yeah,

615
00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:41,080
Speaker 3: like that's that's it's very relief. When it was over,

616
00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:43,359
Speaker 3: it was relief, but then it was also like I

617
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:45,840
Speaker 3: enjoyed it. Yeah, it was really you know, we just

618
00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:48,040
Speaker 3: did a we just did a live show in Boston.

619
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:51,439
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I saw that the Wilburg. Yeah a lot,

620
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:53,760
Speaker 2: what a great room job.

621
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:56,919
Speaker 4: It was so fun and like I was less nervous

622
00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:58,920
Speaker 4: for that because of the roast, but I was still

623
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:01,160
Speaker 4: nervous for that. But I still had, like I had

624
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:03,760
Speaker 4: a rep at being in front of people. Yes, and

625
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:05,320
Speaker 4: even though it was completely different.

626
00:26:05,359 --> 00:26:08,640
Speaker 2: You don't like talk in front of people often.

627
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:11,240
Speaker 4: But I'm I'm it's a new world for me because

628
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:14,480
Speaker 4: learning it's it's my third year out of the league,

629
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:16,400
Speaker 4: and so like, is.

630
00:26:16,359 --> 00:26:18,480
Speaker 1: This what you thought you would do out of the league?

631
00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:20,479
Speaker 1: Like no, and did you even did you have a

632
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:22,240
Speaker 1: plan or were you just kind of out of it

633
00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:23,960
Speaker 1: and being like what are Like.

634
00:26:24,119 --> 00:26:26,280
Speaker 3: I thought I was just gonna go take a horse

635
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:29,800
Speaker 3: down a dusty road, yeah, with millions of dollars. Just

636
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:32,480
Speaker 3: fucking what happened? I had a kid and you got

637
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:33,159
Speaker 3: to work.

638
00:26:33,119 --> 00:26:36,280
Speaker 2: And yeah, and you get it never.

639
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:40,280
Speaker 4: Ends, Like my mind's like now that like football is over,

640
00:26:40,359 --> 00:26:42,440
Speaker 4: my mind is needed something.

641
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:44,960
Speaker 1: Else, Yeah, because you have to be obsessed with your

642
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:48,160
Speaker 1: whole life. Yeah, but also like that, like dude, like

643
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:50,359
Speaker 1: I don't know, your whole life is something and then

644
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:53,640
Speaker 1: you just like stop, I can't even like, I'm so

645
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:56,000
Speaker 1: grateful I do something that I can do until I die.

646
00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:58,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, but.

647
00:26:58,119 --> 00:27:00,600
Speaker 1: In some ways I'm not. I want to stop. I'd

648
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:02,240
Speaker 1: like my body to make me stop.

649
00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:03,600
Speaker 3: See that's the thing.

650
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:07,320
Speaker 4: But sometimes you like, because of my body making me stop,

651
00:27:08,119 --> 00:27:11,840
Speaker 4: you have a natural instinct that kicks in, like we're

652
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:15,199
Speaker 4: like what's next, and then you think about all the

653
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:18,679
Speaker 4: other interests you had other than football, and you know,

654
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:21,719
Speaker 4: I've got to explore those because of football and actually

655
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:24,280
Speaker 4: have a shot. Yeah, So like I'm very I have

656
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:26,919
Speaker 4: so much gratitude because of football that I get to

657
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:29,520
Speaker 4: do this stuff because I probably wouldn't have been sitting

658
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:32,440
Speaker 4: here talking to you, right, you know, if it wasn't

659
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:36,199
Speaker 4: for for the game. So you know, it's just, you know,

660
00:27:36,359 --> 00:27:38,560
Speaker 4: I'm so thankful that I had my career. I'm so

661
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:39,679
Speaker 4: thankful that everything.

662
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:42,600
Speaker 3: Would you have to say that, no you don't because

663
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:43,480
Speaker 3: as well, you're.

664
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:45,400
Speaker 1: No, You're right, I know, I'm just giving you shit,

665
00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:49,000
Speaker 1: But like I like that gratitude because you could be

666
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:49,760
Speaker 1: better about it.

667
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:51,960
Speaker 3: Like my situation, I'm not like one of the I'm

668
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:55,159
Speaker 3: not gronk. Look at me. I'm a five ten squinty,

669
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:57,760
Speaker 3: I little fuck boy, like you said, like I had

670
00:27:57,800 --> 00:27:58,560
Speaker 3: to work to get my.

671
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:02,439
Speaker 2: Then magazine photo shoot.

672
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:06,080
Speaker 3: You know what you're doing, you know what I mean.

673
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:11,520
Speaker 1: Though over the stall and been like things look good okay,

674
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:15,280
Speaker 1: uh you obviously have charisma and good looks like you

675
00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:17,439
Speaker 1: you had something to spin this into. But like it

676
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:21,280
Speaker 1: is what what? What was the first year out? Like

677
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:23,280
Speaker 1: were you just like I guess I'll start I mean,

678
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:25,120
Speaker 1: podcasting is the natural thing to go do.

679
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:29,240
Speaker 4: I started doing Inside the NFL Live TV and then

680
00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:34,480
Speaker 4: or live to tape, which was cool, and then we

681
00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:38,040
Speaker 4: started the podcast and you know, and then you had

682
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:39,760
Speaker 4: to say yes to other things that you've said no.

683
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:41,560
Speaker 3: To for so long, like your family.

684
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:45,120
Speaker 2: Yes, I know you've always had an excuse.

685
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:48,200
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, and so you have some making up to do.

686
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:52,040
Speaker 3: So like being a dad, yeah, you know one of

687
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:54,920
Speaker 3: those things, you know, being a bad moms as great

688
00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:57,120
Speaker 3: as easy, easy as being a great dad or something

689
00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:57,440
Speaker 3: like that.

690
00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:02,520
Speaker 1: You've seen it. No, that's okay, that's lovely. What about

691
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:05,400
Speaker 1: your body though, Like do you do you work out any?

692
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:07,840
Speaker 1: I mean, you definitely work out, but like, is aren't

693
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:09,800
Speaker 1: you just like do I still have to do that? Like,

694
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:12,080
Speaker 1: isn't it all wrapped? Up in what used to be

695
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:12,600
Speaker 1: your career.

696
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:15,440
Speaker 4: I did that for a while, like I'm not doing that,

697
00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:17,720
Speaker 4: but then my body started feeling like shit.

698
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:18,480
Speaker 1: Yeah.

699
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:21,080
Speaker 4: And I also when I I realized that when I

700
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:24,640
Speaker 4: work out it makes me happy. Yeah, it like releases

701
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:28,080
Speaker 4: an endorphin that like, yeah, it sucks during it and.

702
00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:29,040
Speaker 3: I fucking hate it.

703
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:33,360
Speaker 4: Oh I know, but like afterwards, the sense of accomplishment,

704
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:36,640
Speaker 4: the sense of making yourself better, the sense of taking

705
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:41,600
Speaker 4: time to improve you in your mental state that naturally

706
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:44,840
Speaker 4: is involved with it is you know, it's therapeutic.

707
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:48,440
Speaker 1: Yes, I like every day doing something like I like

708
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 1: to do a workout that destroys me because I like

709
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:53,479
Speaker 1: every day being like I just want to quit. I

710
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:56,720
Speaker 1: hate this, and then persevering past that point like gives

711
00:29:56,760 --> 00:30:00,680
Speaker 1: you just such a It just makes it makes feel

712
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:02,600
Speaker 1: like I've done something in a day where maybe I

713
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:04,920
Speaker 1: haven't done anything. But I love to get to the

714
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:08,520
Speaker 1: point of wanting to die. But also like like where

715
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:10,160
Speaker 1: you're like I think I'm gonna die and then you

716
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:13,560
Speaker 1: get past it. But like also with like you used

717
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:17,840
Speaker 1: to have these ultra bursts of adrenaline and dopamine playing

718
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:21,920
Speaker 1: the game of and fear and nervousness, and then suddenly

719
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:24,360
Speaker 1: it's like not that, so you gotta go say yes

720
00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:26,840
Speaker 1: to roast, you gotta say yes to live shows, Like isn't.

721
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:29,520
Speaker 3: It's you again. That's where I'm getting it because.

722
00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:31,040
Speaker 1: We're addicted to that feeling, even though it's.

723
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:34,520
Speaker 4: Like that's exactly comfortable, that is exactly right, like all

724
00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:36,800
Speaker 4: this ship Like I just did an audition for something

725
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:40,080
Speaker 4: and like it was my first audition and I'm having

726
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:42,000
Speaker 4: to run like a sex scene pretty much with.

727
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,760
Speaker 3: The dude over zoom. Oh my god, And it was

728
00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:47,600
Speaker 3: like this is so uncomfortable. What do we But then

729
00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:50,040
Speaker 3: I was like afterwards like, oh, yeah, that's I got

730
00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:52,760
Speaker 3: a rep. I get it now, Like that's I was

731
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:55,640
Speaker 3: so uncomfortable. Yes, and now.

732
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:58,320
Speaker 2: Like the next time it won't be so it won't

733
00:30:58,360 --> 00:30:59,440
Speaker 2: be so terrible.

734
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:01,080
Speaker 1: Over zoom, literally.

735
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:02,680
Speaker 7: Get it.

736
00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:03,680
Speaker 3: I don't know if I.

737
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:05,200
Speaker 7: Didn't get it, Oh you didn't know, Oh you don't know.

738
00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:08,080
Speaker 1: No, I definitely did get You'll know when the show

739
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:13,000
Speaker 1: airs and it's not you. That's how you're still I'm

740
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,480
Speaker 1: sure it was great. There's always those moments where you're like,

741
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:18,240
Speaker 1: how did he not get that? Like, yeah, I'm sure

742
00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:20,960
Speaker 1: you did great, good job, but yeah, it's it feels

743
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:24,040
Speaker 1: good to feel scared. Like sometimes I get complacent about performing,

744
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:26,840
Speaker 1: where like I don't get nervous anymore, and that used

745
00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:28,040
Speaker 1: to be a part of it for me, is like

746
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:30,120
Speaker 1: what's gonna happen out there? And sometimes I'll just like

747
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:32,480
Speaker 1: smoke a little too much weed or something right before

748
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:33,880
Speaker 1: I go on stage because I want to be like

749
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:37,880
Speaker 1: what's gonna happen, Like I want to like make myself

750
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:41,440
Speaker 1: feel scared again. And I think that sometimes like weed

751
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:43,360
Speaker 1: is my one drug that I come kind of like

752
00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:46,440
Speaker 1: I gave up alcohol twelve years ago, but weed is

753
00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:48,200
Speaker 1: the one that I come in and out of, and

754
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:51,240
Speaker 1: I think I always grab it when I literally want

755
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:53,680
Speaker 1: anxiety in my life where I'm not getting enough because

756
00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:56,080
Speaker 1: I'm getting too used to this thing that used to

757
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:59,720
Speaker 1: give it to me, because I love those those spikes

758
00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:02,040
Speaker 1: and I'm not getting them from stand up. But it

759
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:04,000
Speaker 1: doesn't like performing in front of a crowd doesn't do

760
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,080
Speaker 1: it unless there's like someone famous there or someone like

761
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:08,800
Speaker 1: I don't know like sometimes or someone who's there to

762
00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:11,239
Speaker 1: see me and I'm auditioning for something then that I

763
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:14,800
Speaker 1: don't need that, but sometimes I will. I will just

764
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,800
Speaker 1: uh Like last night, I had a really big slit

765
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:19,840
Speaker 1: up my skirt and I'm like, try to make them

766
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:22,800
Speaker 1: laugh with like your pussy hanging out, like see if

767
00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:25,760
Speaker 1: like like not it wasn't hanging out, but it was

768
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:28,640
Speaker 1: so distracting, like it was all the way up this slit.

769
00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:30,640
Speaker 1: I would have never worn something so slutty on stage,

770
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:32,640
Speaker 1: but I just bought a skirt that was too short,

771
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:33,920
Speaker 1: and I was like, I have nothing else to wear,

772
00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:36,200
Speaker 1: and I'm like, Okay, this is a hurdle I will

773
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:39,040
Speaker 1: have to overcome on stage. Take me seriously, try to

774
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:42,240
Speaker 1: listen to me while you can see my right labya,

775
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:45,480
Speaker 1: and they did. I was able to get laughs. So

776
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:47,280
Speaker 1: I just have these little things that I put in

777
00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:48,400
Speaker 1: place to scare me again.

778
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:51,760
Speaker 4: Now when you go, when you go do something like

779
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:54,200
Speaker 4: the Roast or the Golden Globes, and you're in full

780
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:57,720
Speaker 4: like comic mode, like you're you're you're you're you're touring

781
00:32:57,760 --> 00:32:58,640
Speaker 4: because you're on a tour.

782
00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:02,560
Speaker 1: Right now, right yeah, yeah, touring forever. There's no like

783
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:05,280
Speaker 1: comedians have. It looks like we have like tours. Because

784
00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:08,160
Speaker 1: my tour now is called Alive and Unwell. I just

785
00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:10,920
Speaker 1: named it that for the stretch of dates like it's

786
00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:13,680
Speaker 1: it'll be named something different the next time. But there's

787
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:15,480
Speaker 1: no like I'm going to book these days and that's

788
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:16,800
Speaker 1: the tour, and when it's over, I'm going to go

789
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:19,600
Speaker 1: on vacation. I never stopped touring. If I have a

790
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:21,920
Speaker 1: weekend off, it's I'm not on vacation. I went to

791
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:24,440
Speaker 1: go see Taylor Swift on Air's tour, and I'm back

792
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:25,160
Speaker 1: at it the next week.

793
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:26,920
Speaker 3: My shirt.

794
00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:29,479
Speaker 1: I saw your shirt. I love it so much. I

795
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:32,400
Speaker 1: was I'm sorry, Well, if we talk about Taylor Swift,

796
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:35,840
Speaker 1: we won't stop. So I'm waiting. But you were going

797
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:39,320
Speaker 1: to ask me about being on tour comic mode getting

798
00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:40,200
Speaker 1: to Yeah, how do you.

799
00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:42,680
Speaker 4: Go from like how do you go from like do

800
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:45,280
Speaker 4: you just change your hat? Like do you use a

801
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:47,560
Speaker 4: lot of your what you use in your stand up

802
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:49,840
Speaker 4: in when you're you're going and doing a show or

803
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:52,280
Speaker 4: at the roast? Or how do you how do you

804
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:54,160
Speaker 4: put your mindset going into different things?

805
00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:56,920
Speaker 1: I mean for the roast, it was like, this is

806
00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:58,680
Speaker 1: the most important performance of my life.

807
00:33:58,680 --> 00:33:59,840
Speaker 3: This could change everyting.

808
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:02,240
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because I've done them before for Comedy Central

809
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:04,800
Speaker 1: when they weren't live on Netflix. And even those were

810
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:06,960
Speaker 1: like the biggest moments of my career that really did

811
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:09,960
Speaker 1: change everything. I think it is the biggest moment aside

812
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:12,279
Speaker 1: from the Golden Globes actually, which I wouldn't have said

813
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:13,600
Speaker 1: until I got it, and then I was like, oh,

814
00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:15,200
Speaker 1: wait that. I think this is the biggest moment a

815
00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:18,960
Speaker 1: comedian can have hosting the Oscars, Golden Globes, Emmys. And

816
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:22,360
Speaker 1: then I think a roast set is the biggest debut

817
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:25,200
Speaker 1: or like a performance of a comedian's life. I mean,

818
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:29,040
Speaker 1: I my special did well. I think four or five

819
00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:31,720
Speaker 1: million people watch that? How many people watch the roast?

820
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:33,720
Speaker 1: Like is that twenty million?

821
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:39,360
Speaker 3: Like It's like I was in Brazil and some dude

822
00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:41,000
Speaker 3: comes up to me and I was like, oh, this

823
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:45,160
Speaker 3: guy sees me. He's like, comedian on roast the biggest thing.

824
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:47,040
Speaker 3: No football player.

825
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:50,520
Speaker 1: Yeah no, not anymore. I know you're comedian on roast.

826
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:53,600
Speaker 1: It's true.

827
00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:55,800
Speaker 2: It's like, it's it just I just know the magnitude

828
00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:56,080
Speaker 2: of it.

829
00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:58,960
Speaker 1: I didn't understand how big this one would be, how

830
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:01,520
Speaker 1: little there would be the news that week, that we

831
00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:04,280
Speaker 1: were the only things in the news that week. Like honestly,

832
00:35:04,719 --> 00:35:05,319
Speaker 1: it's just kind.

833
00:35:05,239 --> 00:35:06,239
Speaker 3: Of luck timed up.

834
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:09,319
Speaker 1: The clips of us were going crazy because there's nothing

835
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:11,879
Speaker 1: really else going on that week. It was a Sunday night,

836
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:14,600
Speaker 1: it felt like a super Bowl. Everyone in America was

837
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:17,720
Speaker 1: kind of watching this thing live on and it lasted

838
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:20,080
Speaker 1: for about a week of people talking about it like

839
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:22,440
Speaker 1: every day, I mean, my family being like I hear

840
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:24,600
Speaker 1: someone in line behind me at Starbucks talking about you,

841
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:26,240
Speaker 1: like that's ever happened to me in my career.

842
00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:28,600
Speaker 2: So it was like it it was that big.

843
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:32,200
Speaker 1: So I fucking got together a team and was like,

844
00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:35,680
Speaker 1: let's write the best roast jokes ever made, and then

845
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:38,040
Speaker 1: let me just run this set every single night. Let's

846
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:40,640
Speaker 1: have meetings in between sets to determine which jokes say,

847
00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:43,839
Speaker 1: which which words we tweak. Should I say he puts

848
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:45,719
Speaker 1: the tart and retarded or should I say puts the

849
00:35:45,719 --> 00:35:46,480
Speaker 1: tart and retard?

850
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:47,200
Speaker 2: Which one's funnier.

851
00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:49,520
Speaker 1: Let's have an hour long discussion about which one's funnier.

852
00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:51,560
Speaker 1: Should I say I entered a lottery to suck Tom

853
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:54,400
Speaker 1: Bradisdick or a raffle? Which word is funnier? Like that

854
00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:57,400
Speaker 1: kind of minute detail of like, let's take a vote

855
00:35:57,719 --> 00:36:00,160
Speaker 1: raffle or lottery to suck Tom Brady's dick like it

856
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:02,480
Speaker 1: was because it does come down to like that word

857
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:04,640
Speaker 1: could change everything, and.

858
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:10,879
Speaker 3: So I liked it.

859
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:11,600
Speaker 2: I liked it.

860
00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:16,520
Speaker 1: And then the same with Golden Globes, Like that's why

861
00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:18,560
Speaker 1: I know I'm gonna be fine on the Golden Globes

862
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:20,600
Speaker 1: is because I did this roast and I know the

863
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:24,000
Speaker 1: exact training process I need to kill it.

864
00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:26,200
Speaker 3: So did you think did you get the Golden Globes

865
00:36:26,239 --> 00:36:26,839
Speaker 3: because of the roast?

866
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:28,680
Speaker 1: You think that question?

867
00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:30,520
Speaker 3: What other opportunities do you get? You think?

868
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:35,840
Speaker 1: I mean just famous people wanting to be friends with me. Honestly,

869
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:38,480
Speaker 1: I mean, once you are in the spotlight, famous people

870
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:41,879
Speaker 1: suddenly are like, oh, I've always loved you, and they

871
00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:45,319
Speaker 1: don't they've never seen anything. Which one I don't want

872
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:47,960
Speaker 1: to say names because I really definitely want want to

873
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:48,839
Speaker 1: be friends with these people.

874
00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:54,480
Speaker 4: One maybe a little too famous, that probably won't be

875
00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:56,359
Speaker 4: anything it Maybe it should have been a text. There's

876
00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:58,200
Speaker 4: got to be one that you know, there's probably it's

877
00:36:58,239 --> 00:37:02,200
Speaker 4: probably not gonna go down the friend friend friend who can.

878
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:06,040
Speaker 1: I I mean, Jay, Wow, No, I she did write me.

879
00:37:06,239 --> 00:37:08,760
Speaker 1: I mean I at this point I really have expunged

880
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:10,600
Speaker 1: it from my memory, but it was like a lot

881
00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:13,600
Speaker 1: of blue check mark sliding in being like and following

882
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:17,319
Speaker 1: and saying I'm a fan, and it's turned into some

883
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:21,520
Speaker 1: actual there's there's a thing coming out soon. Someone reached

884
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:23,000
Speaker 1: one of the most famous people in the world reached

885
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:28,759
Speaker 1: out to me to have me uh uh uh do

886
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:31,200
Speaker 1: something with them that I would have never thought in

887
00:37:31,239 --> 00:37:33,040
Speaker 1: a million years I would ever be in the same

888
00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:35,319
Speaker 1: room as this person. And now I'm like, I get

889
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:38,000
Speaker 1: to know them because they saw me on the roast

890
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:41,240
Speaker 1: and and and liked it and reached out. So stuff

891
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:45,440
Speaker 1: like that is happening. I mean, my touring has like

892
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:47,560
Speaker 1: I don't have to really promote shows anymore. People just

893
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:49,279
Speaker 1: show up because they know who I am. Like, and

894
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:51,920
Speaker 1: that's I'm not bragging. This is just this is stuff

895
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:53,719
Speaker 1: that is In my twenty year career, I've had to

896
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:56,880
Speaker 1: like constantly be like, Sacramento, I'm coming to town this week,

897
00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:59,520
Speaker 1: bring a friend, Tell tag your friend who lives in

898
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:00,359
Speaker 1: Sacramento to.

899
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:03,399
Speaker 2: Like have to make up a song about Sacramento, you know, like.

900
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:05,320
Speaker 3: Sacramental.

901
00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:06,279
Speaker 2: Okay, I would have.

902
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:08,080
Speaker 1: I would have had to make some joke about and

903
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:10,360
Speaker 1: bought a bunch of it and shoved it in my

904
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:13,080
Speaker 1: mouth and goes romano and made some real and now

905
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:15,279
Speaker 1: I don't have to do that stuff as much. And

906
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:18,719
Speaker 1: but with that comes more pressure of like, you know

907
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:22,520
Speaker 1: that that set was so tight and so perfect, and

908
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:26,200
Speaker 1: my my stand up is not that. My stand up's looser.

909
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:28,840
Speaker 1: My stand up's personal, my stand up storytelling, it's not

910
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:31,880
Speaker 1: roast jokes. So it does leave an expectation of There

911
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:34,040
Speaker 1: was a big fear at first of like, oh, people

912
00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:37,480
Speaker 1: are gonna come see me on tour wanting to see

913
00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:41,160
Speaker 1: like have me roast their city, but they're gonna hear

914
00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:45,200
Speaker 1: me talk about how my knee skin looks, like you know,

915
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:46,759
Speaker 1: I look at my knee skin and they look like

916
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:50,280
Speaker 1: dead president's faces or something like like talk about aging,

917
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:52,840
Speaker 1: like my aging body, or like I'm talking about my

918
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:55,440
Speaker 1: depression and like and that's gonna confuse them and they're

919
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:57,000
Speaker 1: gonna be mad and they're gonna want their money back.

920
00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:59,600
Speaker 1: Like I had all these like these fears of like, yeah,

921
00:38:59,719 --> 00:39:01,719
Speaker 1: now I I have to perform at that level every time,

922
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:03,640
Speaker 1: and it's just not possible because of the work that

923
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:07,160
Speaker 1: went into just that seven minute set, Like I can't

924
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:09,719
Speaker 1: do that for everything I do. But now it's been

925
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:11,960
Speaker 1: a couple months out and I'm like, I've reset and

926
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,280
Speaker 1: been like, it's okay that you don't have to always

927
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:15,240
Speaker 1: deliver on that level.

928
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:20,280
Speaker 4: No, Like people I've saw a little bit of you before.

929
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:23,839
Speaker 4: People are attracted to how you deliver your joke and

930
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:26,720
Speaker 4: like you could say anything, but you're You're very funny.

931
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:29,719
Speaker 4: It's so I think you should taper your to just

932
00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:32,040
Speaker 4: getting yourself better and keeping it and people are always

933
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:33,000
Speaker 4: gonna come because I.

934
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:36,840
Speaker 1: Think you're right, is I just have to not work

935
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:39,080
Speaker 1: from a place of what do people want from me?

936
00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:40,960
Speaker 1: And I just have to really tap into, like what

937
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:43,880
Speaker 1: do what's like the most authentic version of myself. I

938
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:48,319
Speaker 1: think that luckily, authenticity is really a commodity right now,

939
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:52,560
Speaker 1: and it hasn't always been. It almost was never a

940
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:55,320
Speaker 1: commodity in this business. It was always about like being

941
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:58,160
Speaker 1: fake and acting like you're perfect, which I always.

942
00:39:57,960 --> 00:39:58,520
Speaker 2: Wanted to be.

943
00:39:58,560 --> 00:39:59,960
Speaker 1: It was one of the reasons I wanted to be

944
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:02,200
Speaker 1: in Hollywood is like they seem perfect and I'm not,

945
00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:04,319
Speaker 1: and I want people to think I'm perfect and then

946
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:06,600
Speaker 1: you get in it and the more that I am

947
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:09,080
Speaker 1: just myself, the more good things happened to me. And

948
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:12,440
Speaker 1: thank God, because it's something that I found really easy

949
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:13,600
Speaker 1: to do, is to be myself.

950
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:17,480
Speaker 4: Now, did being yourself get you invited into the Chiefs

951
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:20,360
Speaker 4: text chain? Like the Celebrity check text chain, there's like

952
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:22,480
Speaker 4: John Hamm and.

953
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:25,360
Speaker 1: No, like the fuck this is the first I'm hearing

954
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:32,320
Speaker 1: of it. Wait, it's John ham It's Rob wriggle Stone Street.

955
00:40:33,719 --> 00:40:41,040
Speaker 5: Heidi Gardner's she's been a long time chief fan.

956
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:43,800
Speaker 1: I'm you know. I went to KU University of Kansas

957
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:48,600
Speaker 1: and I started rock shalk and then I started doing comedy.

958
00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:51,560
Speaker 1: My my freshman year of college, I went to see

959
00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:54,600
Speaker 1: you Boulder but Paul rud Yeah, I gotta get in this. Actually,

960
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:58,360
Speaker 1: it's too much pressure. I don't I don't want. I

961
00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:01,799
Speaker 1: don't want this pressure of like texting celebrities.

962
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:03,600
Speaker 2: It's too much because you feel like you got to

963
00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:05,040
Speaker 2: get right back to them, and like if you say

964
00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:05,760
Speaker 2: the wrong thing.

965
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:10,279
Speaker 1: Like Easier said, like I don't know how to do

966
00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:12,280
Speaker 1: you know how to do it? Don't you get anxiety?

967
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:14,680
Speaker 1: Oh the other day bon Jovi was like giving you

968
00:41:14,719 --> 00:41:16,840
Speaker 1: shit for the number thing. Weren't you a little anxious

969
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:18,640
Speaker 1: texting with bon Jovi?

970
00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:23,319
Speaker 3: No? He I was. I was anxious because I was

971
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:26,760
Speaker 3: anxious because he said I big lead them at.

972
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:31,000
Speaker 1: This right, But like, isn't that you obviously didn't Nah, yeah,

973
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:31,880
Speaker 1: well no I don't know.

974
00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:35,279
Speaker 3: Sure, no, not at all. But like I was like,

975
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:36,320
Speaker 3: I ca'torried.

976
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:39,040
Speaker 1: About coming across the wrong way sometimes. And it's just

977
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:42,360
Speaker 1: like the other day, a really famous person facetimed me

978
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:43,759
Speaker 1: to thank me for doing the thing that I was

979
00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:45,239
Speaker 1: just talking about, and I'll let me just tell you

980
00:41:45,239 --> 00:41:49,040
Speaker 1: what it is, like that, Oh wow, okay, So that

981
00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:51,160
Speaker 1: person facetimed me after we got done with this thing

982
00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:52,799
Speaker 1: to be like, hey, I just want to say good

983
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:53,840
Speaker 1: job FaceTime.

984
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:55,719
Speaker 2: I'm at a restaurant and I just clicked.

985
00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:58,839
Speaker 1: Ignore because I was like I can't handle I can't

986
00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:01,279
Speaker 1: fucking handle this, and this person is not something you

987
00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:03,759
Speaker 1: can pick up in a public space to be like hi,

988
00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:06,640
Speaker 1: Like so I was doing them a favor, but I

989
00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:08,560
Speaker 1: also was like I don't even want to call them,

990
00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:10,680
Speaker 1: like I can't handle having this person on my phone,

991
00:42:10,719 --> 00:42:12,560
Speaker 1: and like I literally had to take twenty minutes to

992
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:13,759
Speaker 1: be like what should I write back?

993
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:15,160
Speaker 2: And I was at lunch with my friend. It like

994
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:16,360
Speaker 2: ruined our lunch.

995
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:18,640
Speaker 1: Because I was like I can't have this going on

996
00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:19,160
Speaker 1: in my life.

997
00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:20,160
Speaker 3: What I do?

998
00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:23,560
Speaker 4: What because I have like way famous friends that like,

999
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:24,879
Speaker 4: I have no business friends.

1000
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:26,080
Speaker 2: I mean you're way famous.

1001
00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:28,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, not like that. But I just I set

1002
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:32,400
Speaker 3: the expectation for my text behavior at a real low.

1003
00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:36,359
Speaker 4: Standard, okay, and so I do that. You just don't

1004
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:37,640
Speaker 4: text back and then.

1005
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:41,920
Speaker 3: And then and then and then the one day like oh,

1006
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:44,399
Speaker 3: then you drop a reminder, Oh hey, how you doing.

1007
00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:46,040
Speaker 3: Sorry I got like a few days late.

1008
00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:48,680
Speaker 2: So then you'll not return famous people's texts.

1009
00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:51,120
Speaker 4: The pill if not like that, but like if I'm

1010
00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:53,680
Speaker 4: in the middle of something like and then I'm a

1011
00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:55,480
Speaker 4: football player, I hit and so I forget about it.

1012
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:56,000
Speaker 2: Oh that's good.

1013
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,279
Speaker 1: You have that excuse, yes, yeah, but non excuse a

1014
00:42:58,280 --> 00:42:58,600
Speaker 1: real thing.

1015
00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:01,600
Speaker 2: I'm sure he's Yeah, it is, it is.

1016
00:43:01,719 --> 00:43:04,480
Speaker 1: And we joked about it a lot then, because what

1017
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:07,520
Speaker 1: else are you gonna do? Cry it's too sad.

1018
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:15,520
Speaker 3: We'll be right back after this quick break. Now.

1019
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:19,320
Speaker 4: I was watching your special on HBO, and the first

1020
00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:21,399
Speaker 4: thing that came to my mind, like when I was done,

1021
00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:24,319
Speaker 4: is like, I wonder if Nikki Glazer talks like this

1022
00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:26,359
Speaker 4: at like Thanksgiving.

1023
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:29,560
Speaker 3: With her your family? Yes that I want to see

1024
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:31,600
Speaker 3: you at a holiday dinner, like.

1025
00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:37,000
Speaker 1: How I've curbed it like I now. It was always

1026
00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:39,799
Speaker 1: that way in my childhood of not being so much

1027
00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:43,959
Speaker 1: as funny as just saying, well, I was totally shy

1028
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:45,839
Speaker 1: as a kid. I just was terrified of being made

1029
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:47,960
Speaker 1: fun of or I really thought I was ugly and

1030
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,600
Speaker 1: I just didn't want boys to make fun of me.

1031
00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:51,640
Speaker 1: So I was really shy in school and never spoke

1032
00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:54,040
Speaker 1: at all, but in terms of like around my family

1033
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:57,359
Speaker 1: or around friends and friends family, I just never had

1034
00:43:57,400 --> 00:44:00,600
Speaker 1: any filter. And I quickly learned like, you can't say this,

1035
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:02,799
Speaker 1: like people just look at me like why would you

1036
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:06,040
Speaker 1: say that? So there was a lot of that going on,

1037
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:08,840
Speaker 1: and you learn, Okay, there's something wrong with me that

1038
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:11,720
Speaker 1: I asked these questions and that I have these curiosities,

1039
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:13,640
Speaker 1: and I wasn't trying to be funny. I was really

1040
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:15,920
Speaker 1: curious how many people my dad slept with before you

1041
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:18,720
Speaker 1: met my mom? Like when I was eleven, I found

1042
00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:20,719
Speaker 1: out that you can like sleep with people before you

1043
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:23,759
Speaker 1: marry someone, and I was like, I'm just curious, dad,

1044
00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:25,960
Speaker 1: how many women have you slept with before mom? And

1045
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,040
Speaker 1: I asked it in a van ride on the way

1046
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:29,799
Speaker 1: to Michigan with like our whole family in this van

1047
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:32,120
Speaker 1: and my dad I asked it as like we're pulling

1048
00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:34,799
Speaker 1: out of the driveway, and I'll never forget because my

1049
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:39,560
Speaker 1: dad said nothing. He didn't say anything the rest of

1050
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:42,480
Speaker 1: the drive home, so maybe he was calculating in his head,

1051
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:45,360
Speaker 1: but he it was just dead silence.

1052
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:46,880
Speaker 2: So I just that feedback.

1053
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:48,640
Speaker 1: And my family's not one to just be like we're

1054
00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:50,759
Speaker 1: not gonna we're not gonna talk like it. Just I

1055
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:53,680
Speaker 1: could tell like I had offended everyone to their core

1056
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:56,279
Speaker 1: and it was like really shameful. So I think I

1057
00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:59,279
Speaker 1: grew up feeling the things I was curious about, the

1058
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:01,399
Speaker 1: things I wanted to talk about about sex and and

1059
00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:05,080
Speaker 1: just gross stuff. Was like shameful and like you're like

1060
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:07,320
Speaker 1: not a normal girl, Like you're talking kind.

1061
00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:09,920
Speaker 2: Of like an autistic boy, you know, like.

1062
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:13,440
Speaker 1: There's something wrong with you. And so I just stopped,

1063
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:15,480
Speaker 1: and so I did comedy and then I was like, Oh,

1064
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:17,200
Speaker 1: I could get paid for talking like this.

1065
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:19,960
Speaker 3: Now do we have an autistic family member? Now?

1066
00:45:21,239 --> 00:45:24,680
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that was a joke if I special, No,

1067
00:45:24,719 --> 00:45:28,319
Speaker 1: not yet, but I was I might have a touch

1068
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:30,719
Speaker 1: of it, which is fine. I like I wish I

1069
00:45:30,719 --> 00:45:33,719
Speaker 1: did because I think it's I think it's an amazing thing.

1070
00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:37,000
Speaker 1: But I do you ever think you're gonna find out

1071
00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:40,120
Speaker 1: how many, how many what people that my dad slept with.

1072
00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:43,359
Speaker 1: I think it's it's innumerable. I mean I think that

1073
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:47,160
Speaker 1: it was. He was a hot guy in the sixties

1074
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:49,320
Speaker 1: and seventies, and he was like the cool kid on campus.

1075
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:53,080
Speaker 1: He's a musician. Like, there's no telling how many brothers

1076
00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:54,160
Speaker 1: and sisters I have out there.

1077
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:58,239
Speaker 5: Yeah on SOCIALDA, thank you so much.

1078
00:45:58,360 --> 00:46:01,920
Speaker 1: He's so cool. He's really I have such a supportive family,

1079
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:06,960
Speaker 1: which is really rare for a female comic, and like

1080
00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:09,360
Speaker 1: for me knowing I wanted to do this since I

1081
00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:12,240
Speaker 1: was in high school or in college.

1082
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:13,600
Speaker 2: Actually is when I found stand up.

1083
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:16,439
Speaker 1: But them always supporting me, Like I really lucked out

1084
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:18,600
Speaker 1: of like them not being like you can't do this

1085
00:46:18,600 --> 00:46:20,440
Speaker 1: because it wasn't going well for a while.

1086
00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:23,280
Speaker 3: I mean, that's a great support system to have someone

1087
00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:26,080
Speaker 3: you know, always. I mean I had a great support system.

1088
00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:26,960
Speaker 3: You did, I did?

1089
00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:30,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, when you're talking about the van's story

1090
00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:36,640
Speaker 4: popped up, there's a story. I was like thirteen, my

1091
00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:43,160
Speaker 4: brother was twenty, my sister was eleven. My brother was

1092
00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:45,080
Speaker 4: in the front seat and We're going to half Moon

1093
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:49,160
Speaker 4: Bay for like a lunch. My mom's in here, my

1094
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:52,719
Speaker 4: sister's in the way back of the suburban, and I'm

1095
00:46:52,719 --> 00:46:53,920
Speaker 4: fucking with my brother.

1096
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:56,080
Speaker 3: Like he's in the front seat. So I'm like messing

1097
00:46:56,120 --> 00:46:58,439
Speaker 3: with his head. Yeah, and he goes, Julius, I'm fucking

1098
00:46:58,520 --> 00:46:58,960
Speaker 3: touching me.

1099
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:03,279
Speaker 4: And I keep on doing it and he swears and

1100
00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:05,319
Speaker 4: my mom goes, Jason, watch your mouth. He goes, Mom,

1101
00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:07,160
Speaker 4: you know what a thirteen year old boy does with

1102
00:47:07,239 --> 00:47:10,920
Speaker 4: his hands all day, especially with a computer from left

1103
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:13,440
Speaker 4: field my little sister who's eleven years old.

1104
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:17,000
Speaker 3: From the back seat, are you guys talking about jacking off?

1105
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:19,240
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm sitting.

1106
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:20,800
Speaker 3: Here as a thirteen year old boy, and my dad's

1107
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:25,120
Speaker 3: sitting there like laughing. I'm like about to cry this.

1108
00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:27,560
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sure there's nothing more humiliating to a.

1109
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:29,760
Speaker 1: Thirteen year old boy when your mom and your sister

1110
00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:32,200
Speaker 1: masturbating little sister.

1111
00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:33,440
Speaker 3: Mom.

1112
00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:36,920
Speaker 4: And so we go to this lunch and I'm fucking

1113
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:41,960
Speaker 4: I'm so sad. I'm like embarrassed as fuck. We get

1114
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:43,920
Speaker 4: to this lunch and I go, may, i'd be excuse

1115
00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:44,919
Speaker 4: you to the bathroom.

1116
00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:47,520
Speaker 3: Please, Oh, And my mom goes where you go to

1117
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:48,080
Speaker 3: jack off.

1118
00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:50,880
Speaker 2: I love her.

1119
00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:58,080
Speaker 3: I was like, just put my head down because you

1120
00:47:58,120 --> 00:47:58,959
Speaker 3: had probably.

1121
00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:01,239
Speaker 1: Just started jack at all. Like, it is your little

1122
00:48:01,239 --> 00:48:03,200
Speaker 1: secret that you think no one else knows about. It

1123
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:05,120
Speaker 1: is your little shameful thing that you do.

1124
00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:07,239
Speaker 3: There's a older brother, though, so you know what I mean,

1125
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:08,319
Speaker 3: you kind of knew a lot.

1126
00:48:08,239 --> 00:48:11,359
Speaker 1: About Okay, So okay, that's good. That does help a lot.

1127
00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:13,080
Speaker 3: Seven years older too.

1128
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:14,360
Speaker 2: Oh then, yeah.

1129
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:17,200
Speaker 3: You we shared a room and I remember you had

1130
00:48:17,239 --> 00:48:18,160
Speaker 3: girlfriends and stuff.

1131
00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:21,520
Speaker 1: So you're you're thirty eight now, so thirteen you were

1132
00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:22,480
Speaker 1: getting the internet.

1133
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:24,960
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, AOL dial up.

1134
00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:27,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I think we may have had six

1135
00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:29,680
Speaker 4: thousand viruses from all the porn.

1136
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:33,960
Speaker 3: Downloaded from their share Yes, oh maybe six thousand. I

1137
00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:37,440
Speaker 3: still have fair shared Napster. I mean we were there

1138
00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:38,160
Speaker 3: earlyast age.

1139
00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:40,000
Speaker 2: Wait, you guys were downloading porn.

1140
00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:43,880
Speaker 1: Like I didn't get into that downloading porn like on LimeWire.

1141
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:44,840
Speaker 3: We're downloading music.

1142
00:48:46,480 --> 00:48:49,000
Speaker 1: I didn't know you could download porn. Yeah, why would

1143
00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:51,239
Speaker 1: you do that if you could just like play it

1144
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:51,480
Speaker 1: on a.

1145
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:53,319
Speaker 3: Web could You couldn't yet?

1146
00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:54,200
Speaker 1: Oh you couldn't.

1147
00:48:54,239 --> 00:48:55,399
Speaker 2: It was just pictures.

1148
00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:57,560
Speaker 3: Nah you could you can?

1149
00:48:58,239 --> 00:49:00,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's so true. Okay, I just remember like tits

1150
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:03,319
Speaker 1: going like you know like that. But I guess I

1151
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:06,560
Speaker 1: never looked at video. Wow, okay, and that makes sense.

1152
00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:10,799
Speaker 3: It probably still downloading. It took like five days to

1153
00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:11,560
Speaker 3: download a video.

1154
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:12,960
Speaker 7: Now.

1155
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:16,520
Speaker 1: Oh man, that's so. That's what a great family you have.

1156
00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:20,200
Speaker 1: That sounds really fun. I didn't know how to masturbate until, like,

1157
00:49:20,239 --> 00:49:24,760
Speaker 1: I didn't know anyone masturbated until like none of my girls,

1158
00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:26,440
Speaker 1: all my girlfriends were doing it. We're best friends. We

1159
00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:30,359
Speaker 1: talked about everything. We literally shit sisters shared everything. They

1160
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:33,640
Speaker 1: were all masturbating, and no one ever told me about it.

1161
00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:35,680
Speaker 1: It Also one had to do was like listen, there's

1162
00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:37,359
Speaker 1: this thing that you can do and it feels great.

1163
00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:40,040
Speaker 1: It never occurred to me to do it. And then

1164
00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:42,880
Speaker 1: I I probably start. I tried in college because by

1165
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:44,720
Speaker 1: then I had heard about it, and like, this doesn't

1166
00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:46,680
Speaker 1: it's like learning a new language. You got to start young,

1167
00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:52,279
Speaker 1: otherwise it's just a sponge. It is. Yes, yes, you.

1168
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:54,160
Speaker 4: Learn more quicker. I mean like I got a seven

1169
00:49:54,239 --> 00:49:56,319
Speaker 4: year old say anything around her?

1170
00:49:56,440 --> 00:49:59,440
Speaker 2: Oh my god, yeah, she's a girl.

1171
00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:01,040
Speaker 3: Little girl. Oh that's fun.

1172
00:50:01,120 --> 00:50:02,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's so cute. That's a good Is that a

1173
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:04,080
Speaker 2: good it's it's.

1174
00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:06,680
Speaker 3: A great age. Just you know, it's.

1175
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:09,120
Speaker 1: What's the cutest thing she's done. Her said recently, I

1176
00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:10,839
Speaker 1: love hearing this, And I'm sorry if you can't remember,

1177
00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:13,600
Speaker 1: because I know there's it's not It doesn't mean you're

1178
00:50:13,640 --> 00:50:15,879
Speaker 1: a bad person. Parents. I don't know.

1179
00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:19,960
Speaker 4: She so I let her in the in the morning,

1180
00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:22,280
Speaker 4: I'll let her like, well, when we drive to school,

1181
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:25,040
Speaker 4: it's like a twenty five minute ride, and we'll listen

1182
00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:27,640
Speaker 4: to like Taylor Swift, Livy Rodrigu and I'll start like

1183
00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:33,080
Speaker 4: making up a song like Lily's going to USCU, and

1184
00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:36,000
Speaker 4: I'll let her do it. And she'll be like, dad,

1185
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:39,000
Speaker 4: he is a but sniffer. Oh, Like I let her

1186
00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:41,840
Speaker 4: swear she is rym because I'm teaching a ryman, you know.

1187
00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:45,520
Speaker 3: No, So like like that she did that this morning.

1188
00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:47,520
Speaker 1: That really makes me happy because I think that like

1189
00:50:48,239 --> 00:50:52,319
Speaker 1: girls need to, Like I think little girls don't get

1190
00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:55,600
Speaker 1: to make butt sniffer jokes and fart jokes and poop jokes,

1191
00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:58,040
Speaker 1: Like I really do feel like that's why people say

1192
00:50:58,080 --> 00:51:01,439
Speaker 1: women aren't funny or whatever, because when you're young, what's

1193
00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:04,480
Speaker 1: funny to you is butts and farts and poop.

1194
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:06,920
Speaker 2: And boys can kind of make those.

1195
00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:09,120
Speaker 1: Jokes and it's not discussing like it's it's naughty, but

1196
00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:10,320
Speaker 1: it's not disgusting.

1197
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:11,400
Speaker 3: It's expected from you.

1198
00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:13,440
Speaker 1: You're not shamed, You're not like, why would you say that?

1199
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:16,439
Speaker 1: But little girls making farther poop jokes. I mean back

1200
00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:19,200
Speaker 1: when I did it, it was just like, no one's

1201
00:51:19,239 --> 00:51:21,879
Speaker 1: ever gonna want to date you. You are disgusting girl.

1202
00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:24,759
Speaker 1: And it's like, it's different. And so when you're told

1203
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:27,280
Speaker 1: as a girl you can't be when your joke arsenal

1204
00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:29,080
Speaker 1: is stolen from you as a child, you.

1205
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:30,000
Speaker 2: Can't joke about these things.

1206
00:51:30,040 --> 00:51:31,880
Speaker 1: You just are like, I guess I'm not supposed to

1207
00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:34,400
Speaker 1: supposed to be funny because it's not lady like. And

1208
00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:36,759
Speaker 1: so it's not that women aren't funny. It's like women

1209
00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:38,640
Speaker 1: aren't allowed to be funny early on.

1210
00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:41,680
Speaker 3: It it's it's changed, it's changing, and keep I.

1211
00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:43,040
Speaker 2: Love that your daughter's singing about this ship.

1212
00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:44,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's definitely.

1213
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:49,320
Speaker 4: I mean, when what's that new song by uh Billie

1214
00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:50,280
Speaker 4: Eilish Lunch?

1215
00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:52,759
Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, she knows every fucking word of that song.

1216
00:51:52,840 --> 00:51:56,360
Speaker 3: So I think things about eating, Yes, it's about eating

1217
00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:57,839
Speaker 3: her friends.

1218
00:51:57,920 --> 00:52:00,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, doesn't know because your daughter no.

1219
00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:02,239
Speaker 3: But then then show up and then there will be

1220
00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:03,960
Speaker 3: a swear word and I hear it and I look

1221
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:05,680
Speaker 3: back and she's like, I didn't say it. I didn't

1222
00:52:05,719 --> 00:52:06,600
Speaker 3: say It's so cute.

1223
00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:08,560
Speaker 2: It's like us with the N word when we when

1224
00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:10,280
Speaker 2: we wrap.

1225
00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:14,160
Speaker 1: You, I didn't say it that.

1226
00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:20,440
Speaker 3: Let's go back into time and segue to a segment

1227
00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:23,319
Speaker 3: where we go around where the game took place and

1228
00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:25,400
Speaker 3: we talk about pop culture. I think I got a

1229
00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:26,120
Speaker 3: dip in my lip.

1230
00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:31,239
Speaker 4: On this day, January twenty first, twenty twenty four, the

1231
00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:33,240
Speaker 4: number one movie was Mean Girls.

1232
00:52:33,640 --> 00:52:35,880
Speaker 3: Oh it was a reboot, right the reboot? Yeah, the

1233
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:36,960
Speaker 3: reboot missed it.

1234
00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:37,839
Speaker 2: I missed it too.

1235
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,840
Speaker 1: I did too, But I was wrong too, because anything

1236
00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:46,440
Speaker 1: Tina Feye does is she's funny, She's amazing, She's one

1237
00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:47,439
Speaker 1: of the greatest of all time.

1238
00:52:47,520 --> 00:52:49,319
Speaker 3: She what else was she? What else is she? In?

1239
00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:55,480
Speaker 2: Thirty Rocks Lately, Mean Girls s Sarah Palin?

1240
00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:56,640
Speaker 3: Sarah Palin?

1241
00:52:56,880 --> 00:52:58,440
Speaker 2: She just has great quotes.

1242
00:52:58,520 --> 00:53:01,000
Speaker 1: All the time. She was like, WHI is I forget

1243
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:03,080
Speaker 1: I should memorize this because I quote it all the time.

1244
00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:06,520
Speaker 1: But it's something about how a woman is called crazy

1245
00:53:06,560 --> 00:53:08,560
Speaker 1: when she has an opinion and no one wants to

1246
00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:12,239
Speaker 1: fuck her like something about just a good commentary on

1247
00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:15,240
Speaker 1: like women getting older, like if you aren't fuckable anymore,

1248
00:53:15,239 --> 00:53:17,200
Speaker 1: like no one wants to hear anything you have to say,

1249
00:53:17,200 --> 00:53:18,800
Speaker 1: and we'll call you crazy.

1250
00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:21,440
Speaker 2: It's I butchered it.

1251
00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:24,120
Speaker 1: But it's something like that that really sums up baby

1252
00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:26,319
Speaker 1: baby Mama.

1253
00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:28,600
Speaker 3: Is actually underrated.

1254
00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:31,400
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, anything she touches is gonna be amazing. But

1255
00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:33,239
Speaker 1: thirty Rock one of the best shows of all time.

1256
00:53:33,320 --> 00:53:35,480
Speaker 1: You can put it on it anytime. If you sneeze,

1257
00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:37,680
Speaker 1: you'll miss a joke. Like that's one of the ones.

1258
00:53:37,719 --> 00:53:40,640
Speaker 1: Like if I'm feeling like kind of dumb and like,

1259
00:53:40,719 --> 00:53:43,560
Speaker 1: oh my brain isn't working, I'm not funny anymore, I'll

1260
00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:46,279
Speaker 1: just watch a ton of thirty Rock or Veep and

1261
00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:50,239
Speaker 1: just binging those shows literally makes you funnier if you

1262
00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:52,400
Speaker 1: if you're out there being like how do I become funny,

1263
00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:57,240
Speaker 1: watch thirty Rock or Veep because the rapid fire, machine

1264
00:53:57,239 --> 00:53:59,000
Speaker 1: gun style of jokes in that it's just like you

1265
00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:00,640
Speaker 1: can't help but kind of absorb it.

1266
00:54:00,719 --> 00:54:03,200
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, it's a good pro tip. My mom watches

1267
00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:06,080
Speaker 3: thirty year Rock. Geni Faye has been around for she's

1268
00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:06,960
Speaker 3: been around for a while.

1269
00:54:07,040 --> 00:54:07,680
Speaker 1: It's amazing.

1270
00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:09,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, so shout out her.

1271
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:12,600
Speaker 4: Shout out her number one song, love It on Me

1272
00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:14,319
Speaker 4: by Jack Harlowe, which that.

1273
00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:17,480
Speaker 7: Baby joke it But I ain't to kill that baby,

1274
00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:18,080
Speaker 7: you remember that one.

1275
00:54:18,280 --> 00:54:20,080
Speaker 1: I know I've never heard a sing I mean, I

1276
00:54:20,120 --> 00:54:21,640
Speaker 1: know I have heard a single song of his, but

1277
00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:24,239
Speaker 1: I've never consciously listened to one.

1278
00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:25,080
Speaker 2: And I'm sure i'd love it.

1279
00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:25,319
Speaker 1: Though.

1280
00:54:25,440 --> 00:54:26,680
Speaker 3: I hear he's great, it's catchy.

1281
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:31,400
Speaker 7: Remember that one where was I.

1282
00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:35,279
Speaker 1: Don't know it?

1283
00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:39,120
Speaker 4: It is sharp and Kat Williams sit down for the

1284
00:54:39,200 --> 00:54:41,560
Speaker 4: now infamous Club Shash episode.

1285
00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:43,640
Speaker 1: I missed that too. I didn't watch Going On for

1286
00:54:43,719 --> 00:54:46,000
Speaker 1: Me this week. I just didn't partake in that for

1287
00:54:46,040 --> 00:54:46,600
Speaker 1: some reason.

1288
00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:47,960
Speaker 3: I mean I watched all the clips.

1289
00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:48,680
Speaker 2: I watched the.

1290
00:54:48,640 --> 00:54:51,200
Speaker 1: Clips and I heard people like, you know, tell me

1291
00:54:51,239 --> 00:54:54,319
Speaker 1: what happened in it, and uh, yeah, I hear it

1292
00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:56,879
Speaker 1: was hilarious, but I don't. I don't know anything else

1293
00:54:56,880 --> 00:54:59,360
Speaker 1: about it. Do you got any you know what I

1294
00:54:59,400 --> 00:55:02,160
Speaker 1: was gonna maybe we do a joke that about Kevin

1295
00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:05,560
Speaker 1: Hart that was referenced from that. I'm saying, like he

1296
00:55:05,560 --> 00:55:07,319
Speaker 1: won't wear a dress or I'm not gonna wear a.

1297
00:55:07,360 --> 00:55:11,239
Speaker 3: Dress I called, uh yeah, that was said in the interview. Yeah,

1298
00:55:11,520 --> 00:55:14,440
Speaker 3: I called Kyser's liver is so black. It just did

1299
00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:15,600
Speaker 3: three hours on the Shin and Show.

1300
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:16,919
Speaker 1: Yes, that was so good.

1301
00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:17,879
Speaker 2: That was so good.

1302
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:19,840
Speaker 8: Jeff Ross like at the Comedy Store was like, you

1303
00:55:19,880 --> 00:55:21,920
Speaker 8: know what's even funnier and even more black is if

1304
00:55:21,960 --> 00:55:24,120
Speaker 8: you said four hours and I think it was four

1305
00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:26,280
Speaker 8: hours you did it and for three hours.

1306
00:55:26,120 --> 00:55:29,400
Speaker 1: You're right three and four is there's a difference of

1307
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:31,839
Speaker 1: a laughter you could get and it's it's That's what

1308
00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:34,480
Speaker 1: I like about comedy is those like little intricacies.

1309
00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:35,360
Speaker 2: That's so interesting.

1310
00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:37,920
Speaker 3: Yeah. Have you ever met kit Kat Williams.

1311
00:55:38,239 --> 00:55:40,680
Speaker 1: No, No, He's an enigma. I feel like he's the

1312
00:55:40,719 --> 00:55:41,560
Speaker 1: prince of comedy.

1313
00:55:41,760 --> 00:55:44,960
Speaker 3: He definitely is like the prince of comedy.

1314
00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:48,399
Speaker 1: Right, Okay, I'm scared to meet him, like he might

1315
00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:50,640
Speaker 1: just like just the way he'll look at me or

1316
00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:52,319
Speaker 1: look through me or not look at me.

1317
00:55:52,440 --> 00:55:53,960
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't think I can handle it.

1318
00:55:54,040 --> 00:55:54,480
Speaker 3: My god.

1319
00:55:54,680 --> 00:55:57,400
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean he fought a twelve year old lost

1320
00:55:57,600 --> 00:55:59,120
Speaker 7: and then came back and is still killing it.

1321
00:55:59,640 --> 00:56:01,000
Speaker 3: That takes it.

1322
00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:03,759
Speaker 5: Twelve year old, bro. He was on World Star like

1323
00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:07,120
Speaker 5: ten years ago. Oh my god, ten year old twelve

1324
00:56:07,160 --> 00:56:07,719
Speaker 5: year old kid?

1325
00:56:08,040 --> 00:56:10,320
Speaker 3: What was that? What was that one stand up he

1326
00:56:10,360 --> 00:56:13,000
Speaker 3: didn in like mid two thousands, Oh, the one where

1327
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:13,919
Speaker 3: he's got the green green.

1328
00:56:14,239 --> 00:56:15,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, all the time.

1329
00:56:16,560 --> 00:56:20,799
Speaker 3: He was funny as fun an. He sweats the whole time. Yeah,

1330
00:56:20,840 --> 00:56:22,200
Speaker 3: he's a two guy Jackson bit.

1331
00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:23,040
Speaker 7: That's a great one.

1332
00:56:23,719 --> 00:56:26,000
Speaker 4: In the sports world, Super Bowl Champions were the Kansas

1333
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:29,560
Speaker 4: City Chiefs. Shout out, shout out Lamar Jackson was the

1334
00:56:29,640 --> 00:56:36,440
Speaker 4: MVP National Champions. Was Michigan Heisman Trophy winner now Commander's

1335
00:56:36,719 --> 00:56:39,960
Speaker 4: quarterback Jayden Daniels, you know anything about the new rookies.

1336
00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:42,799
Speaker 1: I know that the rookie did really well the other

1337
00:56:42,920 --> 00:56:44,160
Speaker 1: night in the Chiefs game.

1338
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:48,239
Speaker 2: You're worthy worthy, Yeah, worthy game.

1339
00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:50,319
Speaker 3: You're that's football fan right there.

1340
00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:52,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm learning. I'm paying attention.

1341
00:56:52,239 --> 00:56:52,440
Speaker 3: You know.

1342
00:56:52,960 --> 00:56:55,719
Speaker 4: Victor Wimbiama, I don't know, he's like the tall I

1343
00:56:55,920 --> 00:56:57,759
Speaker 4: can't say his name, but he's a Frenchman that's like

1344
00:56:57,760 --> 00:56:59,919
Speaker 4: supposed to be like the next Michael Jordans. Oh my god,

1345
00:57:00,239 --> 00:57:03,760
Speaker 4: that silver medal winner's he's.

1346
00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:06,840
Speaker 7: Like seven to six seven and he can shoot seven

1347
00:57:06,880 --> 00:57:09,960
Speaker 7: four twenty years old, Yeah, and he can shoot probably he.

1348
00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:13,799
Speaker 4: Gets three more inches. I bet what why because he's

1349
00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:14,480
Speaker 4: not done growing?

1350
00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:16,400
Speaker 2: Really Yeah, how old is he?

1351
00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:17,280
Speaker 3: He's only twenty?

1352
00:57:18,240 --> 00:57:19,640
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

1353
00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:21,640
Speaker 3: Crazy. Crazy.

1354
00:57:21,760 --> 00:57:24,960
Speaker 4: There's like guy like Anthony Davis was like a point

1355
00:57:24,960 --> 00:57:28,160
Speaker 4: guard in college, Like he was like six foot three,

1356
00:57:28,200 --> 00:57:30,520
Speaker 4: and then by the time he left, he was six eleven.

1357
00:57:30,680 --> 00:57:33,560
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's crazy.

1358
00:57:33,600 --> 00:57:34,800
Speaker 2: He's as long as his name.

1359
00:57:35,400 --> 00:57:37,040
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1360
00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:38,120
Speaker 3: Do you watch baseball at all?

1361
00:57:38,920 --> 00:57:40,640
Speaker 1: You know, I'm from Saint Louis, so I go to

1362
00:57:40,640 --> 00:57:42,400
Speaker 1: Cardinals games, but I don't pay attention to it.

1363
00:57:42,480 --> 00:57:43,760
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well they put a pitch clock on.

1364
00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:46,320
Speaker 1: Okay, cool, speeds up the game, all right?

1365
00:57:46,560 --> 00:57:49,200
Speaker 3: And then the first right, the first super Bowl in Vegas,

1366
00:57:49,320 --> 00:57:50,560
Speaker 3: I was there, you were there?

1367
00:57:50,640 --> 00:57:52,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got to go. It was so much fun.

1368
00:57:52,240 --> 00:57:54,920
Speaker 1: I'll never miss another super Bowl again. Like it's I

1369
00:57:54,960 --> 00:57:57,560
Speaker 1: go to Aris tour, like I've been to a bunch

1370
00:57:57,600 --> 00:57:59,920
Speaker 1: of her show too many, Like I've been to eighteen

1371
00:58:00,280 --> 00:58:03,560
Speaker 1: a year and a half. Yeah, and and I'm addicted

1372
00:58:03,600 --> 00:58:07,800
Speaker 1: to just like arena events, like a stadium events. And

1373
00:58:07,880 --> 00:58:09,840
Speaker 1: I and I felt that same way with the Super Bowl.

1374
00:58:09,840 --> 00:58:11,520
Speaker 1: I thought it was just the Taylor Swift effect, like

1375
00:58:11,640 --> 00:58:13,360
Speaker 1: obviously I'm a huge fan, but I was like, no,

1376
00:58:13,440 --> 00:58:16,080
Speaker 1: I just like being with people who are just psyched

1377
00:58:16,080 --> 00:58:19,120
Speaker 1: to be at this thing that they have been anticipating

1378
00:58:19,120 --> 00:58:21,200
Speaker 1: for so long. Like you just feel the energy and

1379
00:58:21,240 --> 00:58:24,240
Speaker 1: it like it's it was awesome. I'll never miss another

1380
00:58:24,240 --> 00:58:25,800
Speaker 1: super Bowl. I don't think you can.

1381
00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:26,840
Speaker 3: You're going to New Orleans.

1382
00:58:26,880 --> 00:58:28,680
Speaker 2: I'll pay whatever. Yeah, I'm going to New Orleans. I'm

1383
00:58:28,680 --> 00:58:29,200
Speaker 2: doing a show.

1384
00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:31,640
Speaker 1: I shouldn't. I'm doing it. There's there will be a

1385
00:58:31,640 --> 00:58:34,600
Speaker 1: fun announcement about something going on around. Yeah.

1386
00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:38,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, hopefully I can make something announcement. Yeah, or make

1387
00:58:38,160 --> 00:58:39,120
Speaker 3: it too something announcement?

1388
00:58:39,200 --> 00:58:40,880
Speaker 2: Wait are you do you go to every super Bowl?

1389
00:58:40,920 --> 00:58:41,080
Speaker 1: Now?

1390
00:58:41,160 --> 00:58:43,280
Speaker 3: Yeah? It works worked for the Oh yeah you work?

1391
00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:44,400
Speaker 3: Fox is doing the super Bowl.

1392
00:58:45,320 --> 00:58:47,520
Speaker 2: Yeah it's I'm a Fox guy.

1393
00:58:48,040 --> 00:58:49,840
Speaker 1: God, you're a Fox guy.

1394
00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:53,640
Speaker 3: Fox Guy might have set up at Radio Row.

1395
00:58:53,840 --> 00:58:56,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I think that's where I'm gonna go.

1396
00:58:56,960 --> 00:58:58,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's where I was last year.

1397
00:58:58,920 --> 00:58:59,880
Speaker 7: I was a fan when I saw you this.

1398
00:58:59,840 --> 00:59:02,400
Speaker 1: You wait, did you did you say that?

1399
00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:03,840
Speaker 2: I feel like I met you before.

1400
00:59:04,560 --> 00:59:05,440
Speaker 3: I don't know.

1401
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:08,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'll be there.

1402
00:59:08,880 --> 00:59:09,760
Speaker 1: That was so fun.

1403
00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:12,280
Speaker 7: Wait, maybe the big are you gonna be up there

1404
00:59:12,280 --> 00:59:13,840
Speaker 7: with Kendrick at halftime? Is that the announcement?

1405
00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:22,600
Speaker 1: Stand up to do the bathtime show.

1406
00:59:23,320 --> 00:59:27,120
Speaker 3: To break it off, that would be so sick.

1407
00:59:28,280 --> 00:59:30,600
Speaker 4: All right, Jackie, let's break down these buffalo bills and

1408
00:59:30,640 --> 00:59:31,320
Speaker 4: get into the game.

1409
00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:32,240
Speaker 3: Let's do have to.

1410
00:59:35,120 --> 00:59:37,640
Speaker 2: Okay, and all asked questions along the way.

1411
00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:38,200
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1412
00:59:38,360 --> 00:59:40,640
Speaker 7: For the heads out there. Eleven and six this year,

1413
00:59:40,680 --> 00:59:43,720
Speaker 7: Sean McDermott was the head coach. Ken Dorsey got fired

1414
00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:46,920
Speaker 7: mid year quarterback coach Joe Brady. No, me and me

1415
00:59:46,920 --> 00:59:49,120
Speaker 7: and Ken Dorsey when I was in high school, Charlie

1416
00:59:49,240 --> 00:59:54,040
Speaker 7: Rodger theater, whoa shout out? He got replaced mid year.

1417
00:59:54,080 --> 00:59:56,920
Speaker 1: But I know you want to be anive coordinator?

1418
00:59:57,160 --> 01:00:01,520
Speaker 3: Absolutely not, okay, exactly no. Yeah, So I never want

1419
01:00:01,560 --> 01:00:02,120
Speaker 3: to be a coach.

1420
01:00:02,560 --> 01:00:05,720
Speaker 4: Really why Because when I would leave my fourteen hour

1421
01:00:05,840 --> 01:00:09,720
Speaker 4: day at eight o'clock, haven't seen sunlight other than for practice,

1422
01:00:10,200 --> 01:00:12,680
Speaker 4: and I'd be leaving in the parking lot. You would

1423
01:00:12,720 --> 01:00:17,240
Speaker 4: see the coaches seeing their kids before their next meeting.

1424
01:00:17,480 --> 01:00:18,919
Speaker 3: Oh my god, and.

1425
01:00:18,840 --> 01:00:20,960
Speaker 4: They were there like three hours before us. Those guys work.

1426
01:00:21,520 --> 01:00:24,040
Speaker 4: Those guys work a lot. Yeah, yes, they work a lot.

1427
01:00:24,080 --> 01:00:26,920
Speaker 7: That visual is so sad, like meeting in the parking

1428
01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:27,800
Speaker 7: lot for like five minutes.

1429
01:00:27,880 --> 01:00:31,360
Speaker 1: It's like, if you don't like your family though, yeah,

1430
01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:32,120
Speaker 1: and then it rocks.

1431
01:00:32,880 --> 01:00:33,360
Speaker 3: It's true.

1432
01:00:33,960 --> 01:00:36,040
Speaker 1: It's a good point. You know, these there's sometimes these

1433
01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:38,960
Speaker 1: stand ups do like you know, so and so came

1434
01:00:38,960 --> 01:00:41,120
Speaker 1: in and did a seven hour set and I'm like,

1435
01:00:41,200 --> 01:00:44,000
Speaker 1: he just is about to get a divorce, Like he

1436
01:00:44,240 --> 01:00:46,360
Speaker 1: just doesn't want to go home. Do you see what's happening.

1437
01:00:46,400 --> 01:00:48,840
Speaker 1: He doesn't have a passion for stand up. He doesn't

1438
01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:52,000
Speaker 1: want to be alone with his family. It's not a

1439
01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:56,720
Speaker 1: it's not dedicated to the art. His wife's a hunt

1440
01:00:58,840 --> 01:01:01,640
Speaker 1: and she should be cheating on her right like or

1441
01:01:01,640 --> 01:01:02,360
Speaker 1: whatever it is.

1442
01:01:03,240 --> 01:01:05,919
Speaker 3: Sorry, you can say whatever you want.

1443
01:01:05,960 --> 01:01:12,000
Speaker 2: Oh god, okay, God, oh my goodness, you're on Fox.

1444
01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:18,320
Speaker 1: This is okay.

1445
01:01:19,120 --> 01:01:21,080
Speaker 2: And the Brady took over.

1446
01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:21,840
Speaker 1: Okay.

1447
01:01:24,680 --> 01:01:25,840
Speaker 2: Why was Dorset fired?

1448
01:01:26,320 --> 01:01:28,360
Speaker 5: They were kind of they were kind of stolen early

1449
01:01:28,480 --> 01:01:31,720
Speaker 5: the offense. They were stinky Jared or Josh Allen.

1450
01:01:31,480 --> 01:01:33,480
Speaker 3: And they're turning them all over and they weren't running.

1451
01:01:33,480 --> 01:01:34,439
Speaker 3: Then they started running the ball.

1452
01:01:34,640 --> 01:01:36,800
Speaker 1: A lot of changes happened throughout the season, like people

1453
01:01:36,840 --> 01:01:40,120
Speaker 1: are let go and and like the rosters never.

1454
01:01:40,040 --> 01:01:43,760
Speaker 4: Comfortable, never never unless you're like there's like but even

1455
01:01:43,800 --> 01:01:47,840
Speaker 4: the comfortable guys, I mean, who are like the superstars.

1456
01:01:47,880 --> 01:01:51,640
Speaker 4: They have a pressure that's on them for the standard

1457
01:01:51,680 --> 01:01:53,520
Speaker 4: that they have to go out and perform at every week.

1458
01:01:53,840 --> 01:01:55,439
Speaker 4: So there's guys that are trying to make the team.

1459
01:01:55,480 --> 01:01:56,680
Speaker 4: There's guys that are trying to get.

1460
01:01:56,520 --> 01:01:56,880
Speaker 3: It a roll.

1461
01:01:57,120 --> 01:02:00,320
Speaker 1: Even the comfortable guys are uncomfortable. It's what do you

1462
01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:01,760
Speaker 1: think about Belichick on Instagram?

1463
01:02:02,480 --> 01:02:04,960
Speaker 3: I haven't even really seen him. I need, I need

1464
01:02:05,040 --> 01:02:05,600
Speaker 3: real Bill.

1465
01:02:05,960 --> 01:02:09,000
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, this is too I need, I need if

1466
01:02:09,040 --> 01:02:10,720
Speaker 4: you want to if you want to see real Bill.

1467
01:02:11,040 --> 01:02:13,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, he seems like a hostage right now.

1468
01:02:13,760 --> 01:02:17,040
Speaker 7: You gotta really said that more charisma than like an.

1469
01:02:16,920 --> 01:02:20,200
Speaker 3: Isis hostage video? This, Hey, guys, great to be here,

1470
01:02:20,320 --> 01:02:22,640
Speaker 3: Like what no he got.

1471
01:02:24,240 --> 01:02:27,320
Speaker 1: Giving Grandpa and I like it.

1472
01:02:27,440 --> 01:02:29,800
Speaker 4: You lock him in a room with just like the

1473
01:02:29,840 --> 01:02:33,880
Speaker 4: worst football plays ever and let him break down and

1474
01:02:33,880 --> 01:02:36,080
Speaker 4: and like surprise him with it and like just watch

1475
01:02:36,160 --> 01:02:39,200
Speaker 4: his face and like that you'll see the real That's a.

1476
01:02:39,120 --> 01:02:41,840
Speaker 2: Great thing for his social media team to do.

1477
01:02:42,240 --> 01:02:44,320
Speaker 3: That's what he should his third podcast.

1478
01:02:45,480 --> 01:02:49,720
Speaker 7: Maybe that's what he should be doing, not whatever this

1479
01:02:49,840 --> 01:02:50,280
Speaker 7: other crap.

1480
01:02:50,840 --> 01:02:53,400
Speaker 1: But was fired.

1481
01:02:55,400 --> 01:02:57,800
Speaker 2: They surged after their bye what's a bye week?

1482
01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:01,200
Speaker 4: That means you get a week off? Everyone gets one

1483
01:03:01,200 --> 01:03:02,880
Speaker 4: week off in the during the season.

1484
01:03:02,960 --> 01:03:03,640
Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't know that.

1485
01:03:04,080 --> 01:03:06,640
Speaker 4: So they so you have a chance to recover or

1486
01:03:06,640 --> 01:03:08,560
Speaker 4: get healthy, different for every team.

1487
01:03:08,680 --> 01:03:11,200
Speaker 3: It's great. Yeah, so it comes in different times each year.

1488
01:03:11,360 --> 01:03:12,760
Speaker 2: All right, learn and stuff.

1489
01:03:12,840 --> 01:03:14,840
Speaker 3: Lucky to draw. Now have you been to Buffalo?

1490
01:03:15,480 --> 01:03:16,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, perform there a lot.

1491
01:03:17,280 --> 01:03:18,320
Speaker 3: It's probably a fun crowd.

1492
01:03:18,480 --> 01:03:21,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're great. They're rowdy, yeah, but they're they they

1493
01:03:21,720 --> 01:03:22,520
Speaker 2: like stand.

1494
01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:22,760
Speaker 1: Up a lot.

1495
01:03:22,880 --> 01:03:25,480
Speaker 3: They I mean, if you ever have you got to

1496
01:03:25,480 --> 01:03:27,400
Speaker 3: go to a game over in.

1497
01:03:27,400 --> 01:03:31,680
Speaker 2: Buffalo in my life that our Bills fans are great there.

1498
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:36,080
Speaker 4: They are so crazy. Yeah, they're insane, but they're like

1499
01:03:36,160 --> 01:03:36,840
Speaker 4: great people.

1500
01:03:37,080 --> 01:03:38,840
Speaker 2: Were they the ones like throwing rocks?

1501
01:03:39,160 --> 01:03:41,240
Speaker 3: No, they're they're the ones that jump off, like off

1502
01:03:41,240 --> 01:03:45,160
Speaker 3: their motor home on like a on fire table and

1503
01:03:45,280 --> 01:03:48,240
Speaker 3: like drink a beer and then like jump twenty feet

1504
01:03:48,240 --> 01:03:49,520
Speaker 3: off and like break the table.

1505
01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:53,400
Speaker 7: They throw something else though, that's passion they do.

1506
01:03:53,840 --> 01:03:55,320
Speaker 3: They did throw a dildo on our field.

1507
01:03:55,680 --> 01:03:56,080
Speaker 2: They did.

1508
01:03:56,560 --> 01:03:58,040
Speaker 3: That's I was sitting there.

1509
01:03:58,360 --> 01:03:59,240
Speaker 1: That doesn't hurt anyone.

1510
01:03:59,560 --> 01:04:02,520
Speaker 4: No, So they go, We're in the middle of a

1511
01:04:02,560 --> 01:04:06,760
Speaker 4: game and we get an incompletion and walking over and

1512
01:04:06,800 --> 01:04:09,160
Speaker 4: there's a and I see this pink thing, come on,

1513
01:04:09,440 --> 01:04:09,840
Speaker 4: like what the.

1514
01:04:10,600 --> 01:04:11,360
Speaker 3: What the hell is that?

1515
01:04:12,240 --> 01:04:14,320
Speaker 4: And there's a dildo on the field and it says

1516
01:04:14,400 --> 01:04:17,760
Speaker 4: Brady's dildo or something, and I look at and then

1517
01:04:17,840 --> 01:04:19,600
Speaker 4: the ref see it and the rest are hitting there.

1518
01:04:19,640 --> 01:04:20,480
Speaker 4: No one wants to touch it.

1519
01:04:20,520 --> 01:04:22,240
Speaker 3: Everyone pick it up. No one wants to pick it up.

1520
01:04:22,240 --> 01:04:25,160
Speaker 3: Everyone's like, uh, like that's what the Bill that's what

1521
01:04:25,200 --> 01:04:28,040
Speaker 3: the Bills fans do. And it's happened multiple times.

1522
01:04:28,160 --> 01:04:31,160
Speaker 1: So funny because they have to like buy one off

1523
01:04:31,160 --> 01:04:36,920
Speaker 1: Amazon for like forty there it is, Ah.

1524
01:04:35,080 --> 01:04:36,040
Speaker 3: I don't know how to face.

1525
01:04:36,480 --> 01:04:37,440
Speaker 1: It's a good one.

1526
01:04:37,840 --> 01:04:39,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, So that's cute.

1527
01:04:39,840 --> 01:04:40,880
Speaker 2: They got a sense of humor.

1528
01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:42,800
Speaker 3: That's why I mean, it's got to be a great crowd.

1529
01:04:43,360 --> 01:04:44,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're funny.

1530
01:04:44,280 --> 01:04:47,120
Speaker 1: They're fun and they like it's rare that you let

1531
01:04:47,160 --> 01:04:49,320
Speaker 1: people just want to laugh. And if the room is dark,

1532
01:04:49,360 --> 01:04:51,680
Speaker 1: that's the only time where like a room cannot be

1533
01:04:51,960 --> 01:04:54,520
Speaker 1: great is when the crowd is lit. Like if you

1534
01:04:54,520 --> 01:04:56,720
Speaker 1: go to a comedy show and the crowd's like you're

1535
01:04:56,720 --> 01:04:58,960
Speaker 1: in the audience and you're like, everyone's gonna see me laughing,

1536
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:00,880
Speaker 1: and if I laugh it's some thing. They'll think that

1537
01:05:00,880 --> 01:05:03,720
Speaker 1: that's what I think, or that's what I've done, and

1538
01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:06,720
Speaker 1: so they the audience can be a little bit more cagy.

1539
01:05:06,800 --> 01:05:08,920
Speaker 1: But if they're in the dark, they just let loose

1540
01:05:08,960 --> 01:05:11,200
Speaker 1: and it's it's always great, but you got to get

1541
01:05:11,240 --> 01:05:13,440
Speaker 1: them in the dark. Yeah, that's a big And that's

1542
01:05:13,440 --> 01:05:15,720
Speaker 1: why Golden Globes is terrifying because it's all people who

1543
01:05:15,720 --> 01:05:19,040
Speaker 1: are like so aware of being seen and it's brightly lit,

1544
01:05:19,160 --> 01:05:21,880
Speaker 1: so like if they laugh, they're co signing on that joke,

1545
01:05:21,960 --> 01:05:23,360
Speaker 1: and so it's it's it's.

1546
01:05:23,240 --> 01:05:25,439
Speaker 2: Going to be very delicate to write jokes.

1547
01:05:25,440 --> 01:05:26,520
Speaker 3: You'll be all right, I'll.

1548
01:05:26,400 --> 01:05:28,120
Speaker 1: Be all right right, thank you so much.

1549
01:05:28,600 --> 01:05:28,800
Speaker 3: Jack.

1550
01:05:28,840 --> 01:05:31,440
Speaker 7: Break down these chiefs. Yeah, wrapping up the bills real quick.

1551
01:05:31,480 --> 01:05:32,920
Speaker 7: They won the FC East for the fourth year in

1552
01:05:32,960 --> 01:05:33,280
Speaker 7: a row.

1553
01:05:33,640 --> 01:05:37,120
Speaker 5: This was Gabe David, Stefan Diggs, Josh Allen, good team,

1554
01:05:37,240 --> 01:05:38,600
Speaker 5: Dalton King k all those guys.

1555
01:05:38,680 --> 01:05:39,960
Speaker 7: A lot of dudes on that squad.

1556
01:05:39,960 --> 01:05:43,400
Speaker 3: You'll get the real quick cook that year.

1557
01:05:43,640 --> 01:05:45,920
Speaker 2: Wait, hold on, sorry, I'm so sorry.

1558
01:05:45,920 --> 01:05:46,520
Speaker 3: Can you go back?

1559
01:05:46,960 --> 01:05:49,520
Speaker 2: Did you see the.

1560
01:05:48,640 --> 01:05:51,640
Speaker 1: The I think it was maybe on Sports Center, the

1561
01:05:51,680 --> 01:05:54,800
Speaker 1: reel of all the guys in the locker room being asked.

1562
01:05:54,520 --> 01:05:56,520
Speaker 2: Who would you least like to date your daughter?

1563
01:05:56,920 --> 01:05:57,200
Speaker 3: Yes?

1564
01:05:57,240 --> 01:06:00,160
Speaker 1: And they all said Stefan Dick, Yes, yes, And then

1565
01:06:00,160 --> 01:06:01,960
Speaker 1: it got to Stefan Diggs. He was really kind of like,

1566
01:06:01,960 --> 01:06:03,440
Speaker 1: who would I And they're like, well, we got to

1567
01:06:03,440 --> 01:06:07,360
Speaker 1: say everyone doesn't think you they all. I wish I

1568
01:06:07,400 --> 01:06:09,120
Speaker 1: could say what I really want to say, but it's

1569
01:06:09,160 --> 01:06:12,600
Speaker 1: like they were old. How did They couldn't really tell

1570
01:06:12,640 --> 01:06:15,240
Speaker 1: you why they didn't want but we can only assume

1571
01:06:15,280 --> 01:06:15,760
Speaker 1: what this.

1572
01:06:15,680 --> 01:06:17,600
Speaker 3: Man you got traded not too long after?

1573
01:06:17,840 --> 01:06:22,000
Speaker 1: Really, Okay, that was really funny. Okay, sorry I thought

1574
01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:23,800
Speaker 1: I it is so funny.

1575
01:06:24,680 --> 01:06:27,120
Speaker 3: Do you know Stefan we've talked on on the internet.

1576
01:06:27,240 --> 01:06:29,800
Speaker 1: Just I guess he's just a wacky guy and that's

1577
01:06:29,840 --> 01:06:31,840
Speaker 1: why they don't want their daughter is stating him, because

1578
01:06:31,880 --> 01:06:34,720
Speaker 1: he's just so crazy that he likes to have a

1579
01:06:34,720 --> 01:06:37,800
Speaker 1: lot of fun. I was like, what are you not saying?

1580
01:06:37,920 --> 01:06:39,920
Speaker 1: Will you all tell us what you've witnessed?

1581
01:06:40,240 --> 01:06:42,439
Speaker 7: Jesus Christ, you're gonna ask the women down in Houston

1582
01:06:42,480 --> 01:06:42,800
Speaker 7: these days?

1583
01:06:42,800 --> 01:06:47,640
Speaker 1: I don't know. No, he seemed like a great guy.

1584
01:06:45,560 --> 01:06:50,000
Speaker 1: He was shocked that they all said him to It

1585
01:06:50,080 --> 01:06:50,800
Speaker 1: was so good.

1586
01:06:51,160 --> 01:06:56,960
Speaker 7: Maybe Jack, do we get any chiefs real quick? Eleven

1587
01:06:56,960 --> 01:07:00,040
Speaker 7: and six, Andy Reid, Matt Naggy Spags. We know that

1588
01:07:00,160 --> 01:07:02,920
Speaker 7: coaching staff lost four games at home this year. This

1589
01:07:03,040 --> 01:07:05,240
Speaker 7: was kind of considered like a like an iffy year

1590
01:07:05,280 --> 01:07:06,200
Speaker 7: for the Chiefs, which is why.

1591
01:07:08,320 --> 01:07:11,520
Speaker 5: Travis Kelsey, Patrick Mahomes, Chris Jones held out a little

1592
01:07:11,520 --> 01:07:12,080
Speaker 5: bit before the year.

1593
01:07:12,280 --> 01:07:15,360
Speaker 3: They got that figured out. Is they a Pachaco huge

1594
01:07:15,400 --> 01:07:16,000
Speaker 3: part of their game?

1595
01:07:16,040 --> 01:07:17,880
Speaker 7: Dude, run so hard? What a beast?

1596
01:07:18,880 --> 01:07:22,560
Speaker 5: Willie Gay all these guys. Big Bolton won the AFC

1597
01:07:22,640 --> 01:07:23,880
Speaker 5: West for the eighth straight season.

1598
01:07:23,920 --> 01:07:24,720
Speaker 7: They owned that division.

1599
01:07:25,640 --> 01:07:27,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, she Rice emerged too.

1600
01:07:27,360 --> 01:07:28,080
Speaker 7: Yep, beasts.

1601
01:07:28,800 --> 01:07:33,600
Speaker 3: Now we will give you the open mic to take

1602
01:07:33,680 --> 01:07:35,440
Speaker 3: us through the origin story of Taylor.

1603
01:07:35,200 --> 01:07:39,440
Speaker 1: Swift fandom of like my fandom or like of like

1604
01:07:39,480 --> 01:07:42,480
Speaker 1: where are you wanting to start? How can you as

1605
01:07:42,680 --> 01:07:47,440
Speaker 1: December thirteenth, nineteen eighty nine, a Christmas tree farm in Pennsylvania.

1606
01:07:48,040 --> 01:07:48,760
Speaker 2: Why do I love her?

1607
01:07:48,760 --> 01:07:54,520
Speaker 1: I I I, you know, just the she just sings

1608
01:07:54,720 --> 01:07:58,040
Speaker 1: my feelings, and I just think she's just, you know,

1609
01:07:58,240 --> 01:08:04,200
Speaker 1: Beatles level of brilliant musician. And you know, I'm sure

1610
01:08:04,200 --> 01:08:05,720
Speaker 1: there's a part of it that's like she kind of

1611
01:08:05,760 --> 01:08:09,600
Speaker 1: she's blonde, and she's tall, and she kind of reminds

1612
01:08:09,640 --> 01:08:11,600
Speaker 1: me of me, and she's like what I wish I

1613
01:08:11,640 --> 01:08:14,000
Speaker 1: could do, but I can't, So I do this. You know,

1614
01:08:14,080 --> 01:08:16,920
Speaker 1: Like she's just the personification of everything i'd want to be.

1615
01:08:17,080 --> 01:08:21,639
Speaker 1: She's a glitzy, glamorous performer, and she's poetic, and she's

1616
01:08:21,680 --> 01:08:25,479
Speaker 1: so smart, and she's so poised, and she seems to

1617
01:08:25,520 --> 01:08:28,000
Speaker 1: do no wrong. Like she's everything I would want to be,

1618
01:08:28,400 --> 01:08:31,360
Speaker 1: and I I just love her, and but I also

1619
01:08:31,560 --> 01:08:36,280
Speaker 1: like she's just her music just brings me so much joy.

1620
01:08:36,320 --> 01:08:38,320
Speaker 2: And that's why when people are like, are are you

1621
01:08:38,320 --> 01:08:38,800
Speaker 2: friends with her?

1622
01:08:38,840 --> 01:08:40,960
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't even need that, Like I like

1623
01:08:41,360 --> 01:08:44,800
Speaker 1: her as my favorite musician, Like I don't need like

1624
01:08:45,120 --> 01:08:47,559
Speaker 1: that's she means so much to me in my life

1625
01:08:47,600 --> 01:08:50,720
Speaker 1: as that that if we became friends or some like,

1626
01:08:50,840 --> 01:08:53,800
Speaker 1: and there was somehow I don't know like there was

1627
01:08:54,400 --> 01:08:57,160
Speaker 1: if it ever could jeopardize my enjoyment of her music

1628
01:08:57,200 --> 01:08:59,000
Speaker 1: getting to know her, which I don't think it would.

1629
01:08:59,240 --> 01:09:01,160
Speaker 1: But you know, sometimes if you meet your heroes, it

1630
01:09:01,160 --> 01:09:03,040
Speaker 1: doesn't add up to what you have in your head.

1631
01:09:03,040 --> 01:09:04,920
Speaker 1: No fault of hers. I'm not saying this would happen,

1632
01:09:05,280 --> 01:09:07,880
Speaker 1: but I can't. I can't risk losing what her music

1633
01:09:07,920 --> 01:09:08,320
Speaker 1: means to me.

1634
01:09:08,479 --> 01:09:13,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, So, but anyway, you got to what's so you

1635
01:09:13,160 --> 01:09:15,120
Speaker 4: got a calendar? You went to the Ellen Show and

1636
01:09:15,160 --> 01:09:16,960
Speaker 4: you saw her perform, You got a calendar?

1637
01:09:17,120 --> 01:09:17,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1638
01:09:18,200 --> 01:09:20,000
Speaker 1: So the first, yeah, my origin story with her is

1639
01:09:20,040 --> 01:09:22,960
Speaker 1: that I had a room I was living in LA

1640
01:09:23,040 --> 01:09:25,360
Speaker 1: right out of college, trying to do stand about here.

1641
01:09:25,640 --> 01:09:29,559
Speaker 1: I had failed miserably after that, but and moved back home.

1642
01:09:29,560 --> 01:09:31,240
Speaker 1: But while I was here, we had a roommate that

1643
01:09:31,280 --> 01:09:34,280
Speaker 1: went to go see the Ellen Show and like brought

1644
01:09:34,320 --> 01:09:36,240
Speaker 1: and Taylor Swift was on the Ellen Show that day,

1645
01:09:36,280 --> 01:09:38,720
Speaker 1: and she brought home this calendar to our apartment and

1646
01:09:38,760 --> 01:09:40,920
Speaker 1: I was just like it was just like a joke

1647
01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:44,000
Speaker 1: to have this country girl's calendar who we never heard of,

1648
01:09:44,040 --> 01:09:45,600
Speaker 1: and like it was just on our coffee table and

1649
01:09:45,600 --> 01:09:47,920
Speaker 1: we would just like we wouldn't make fun of it

1650
01:09:47,920 --> 01:09:49,280
Speaker 1: because she was cute and a door, but it was

1651
01:09:49,360 --> 01:09:51,599
Speaker 1: just like, why would we have this as our centerpiece?

1652
01:09:51,640 --> 01:09:54,000
Speaker 1: So it was like a centerpiece on our coffee table

1653
01:09:54,080 --> 01:09:57,599
Speaker 1: for a year, and I never even thought to listen

1654
01:09:57,640 --> 01:09:59,360
Speaker 1: to the girls music because I thought, oh, I don't

1655
01:09:59,400 --> 01:10:02,479
Speaker 1: like country, and then come to find out she's like

1656
01:10:02,560 --> 01:10:05,120
Speaker 1: been the most important person in my life and like,

1657
01:10:05,520 --> 01:10:08,719
Speaker 1: uh yeah, and I say that with like no irony,

1658
01:10:09,160 --> 01:10:12,439
Speaker 1: like she just yeah, I'm just I'm just I'm a swiftye.

1659
01:10:12,439 --> 01:10:14,479
Speaker 2: And it's like, what it's a part.

1660
01:10:14,280 --> 01:10:16,880
Speaker 1: Of like my identity as being a Are you a

1661
01:10:17,240 --> 01:10:19,680
Speaker 1: huge fan of anything or anyone?

1662
01:10:20,040 --> 01:10:20,799
Speaker 3: She had a football?

1663
01:10:21,160 --> 01:10:22,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean I think it's similar.

1664
01:10:23,080 --> 01:10:26,679
Speaker 4: I understand the Taylor the Taylor take, Like I mean,

1665
01:10:27,800 --> 01:10:30,439
Speaker 4: I'm thirty eight. Like I've been listening to her for

1666
01:10:30,479 --> 01:10:33,320
Speaker 4: probably like twenty five years. Yeah, and she's had like

1667
01:10:33,479 --> 01:10:36,519
Speaker 4: literally catchy, is it twenty years, it's twenty years. It's

1668
01:10:36,520 --> 01:10:39,120
Speaker 4: about twenty years. Yeah, yeah, like for twenty years. I

1669
01:10:39,400 --> 01:10:42,240
Speaker 4: remember we're listening to love Story and stuff in college and.

1670
01:10:42,240 --> 01:10:43,639
Speaker 2: She was a kid when she knows that stuff.

1671
01:10:43,680 --> 01:10:45,200
Speaker 4: She's now I have a kid. I have a seven

1672
01:10:45,240 --> 01:10:47,400
Speaker 4: year old daughter that loves her concert.

1673
01:10:47,640 --> 01:10:48,000
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1674
01:10:48,800 --> 01:10:51,120
Speaker 2: Like it's but I'm forty, you know.

1675
01:10:51,240 --> 01:10:55,360
Speaker 1: And that's why it's like a little bit problematic. Not problematic,

1676
01:10:55,439 --> 01:10:58,360
Speaker 1: but I love concern that I love someone this much.

1677
01:10:58,400 --> 01:10:59,800
Speaker 2: But I just like I don't, I don't know. I

1678
01:10:59,840 --> 01:11:01,080
Speaker 2: use to be ashamed of it.

1679
01:11:01,439 --> 01:11:04,519
Speaker 1: But then because it's like it the thing is, this

1680
01:11:04,600 --> 01:11:06,400
Speaker 1: is a part of my personality. I and that's why

1681
01:11:06,439 --> 01:11:09,160
Speaker 1: I think I'm a little autistic is because I get

1682
01:11:09,200 --> 01:11:11,760
Speaker 1: obsessed with things in a way that everyone else that

1683
01:11:11,920 --> 01:11:12,960
Speaker 1: likes them doesn't like what.

1684
01:11:13,040 --> 01:11:14,760
Speaker 2: I want to learn everything about it, and that's all

1685
01:11:14,800 --> 01:11:15,240
Speaker 2: I think about it.

1686
01:11:15,240 --> 01:11:16,240
Speaker 1: And I want to get the posters, and I want

1687
01:11:16,240 --> 01:11:17,200
Speaker 1: to get the t shirts and I want to get

1688
01:11:17,200 --> 01:11:18,080
Speaker 1: the birch and I want to get the hat, and

1689
01:11:18,080 --> 01:11:19,920
Speaker 1: I want to get the pins, and like, I get

1690
01:11:20,360 --> 01:11:23,200
Speaker 1: obsessive where I'm like I I did it with Dave

1691
01:11:23,240 --> 01:11:25,559
Speaker 1: Matthew's band in high school. I've done it with Wilco.

1692
01:11:25,680 --> 01:11:28,639
Speaker 1: I've like I pick a thing and it's my whole being.

1693
01:11:28,720 --> 01:11:30,679
Speaker 1: And with Taylor it's been that way for a while.

1694
01:11:31,600 --> 01:11:33,559
Speaker 1: But then everyone kind of got on board too, and

1695
01:11:33,600 --> 01:11:35,600
Speaker 1: I was like, it looks like I'm not so crazy

1696
01:11:35,680 --> 01:11:38,519
Speaker 1: after all, because everyone loves her, I mean literally her

1697
01:11:38,600 --> 01:11:42,360
Speaker 1: endorsement of Kama last night, we all kind of have

1698
01:11:42,520 --> 01:11:46,400
Speaker 1: hope now, like because everyone, I mean people have never

1699
01:11:46,439 --> 01:11:49,479
Speaker 1: even mentioned Taylor Swift on my feet are like, thank you, Taylor,

1700
01:11:49,760 --> 01:11:52,840
Speaker 1: you saved democracy, and it's like, fuck right she did,

1701
01:11:52,880 --> 01:11:57,479
Speaker 1: Like she this pop star might have saved democracy for

1702
01:11:57,600 --> 01:12:02,160
Speaker 1: us in the eyes of many people, and that maybe

1703
01:12:02,160 --> 01:12:03,840
Speaker 1: I wasn't wrong after all for being.

1704
01:12:03,680 --> 01:12:04,599
Speaker 2: So obsessed with this person.

1705
01:12:04,720 --> 01:12:07,720
Speaker 1: She's gonna save the world, like, and that's not an

1706
01:12:07,520 --> 01:12:10,920
Speaker 1: a that's not an overstatement, like it really is. It's

1707
01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:14,760
Speaker 1: validating to see her get so much love even though

1708
01:12:14,800 --> 01:12:16,800
Speaker 1: I wasn't even on the ground floor of it. I mean,

1709
01:12:16,840 --> 01:12:19,920
Speaker 1: I got on board during nineteen eighty nine. But yeah,

1710
01:12:19,920 --> 01:12:22,200
Speaker 1: it's and I just love the whole love story that

1711
01:12:22,240 --> 01:12:22,879
Speaker 1: we're witnessing.

1712
01:12:23,680 --> 01:12:26,360
Speaker 3: Is it real? Oh yeah, they get married?

1713
01:12:26,560 --> 01:12:29,160
Speaker 2: No, who knows.

1714
01:12:29,320 --> 01:12:32,719
Speaker 1: I would predict yes, yeah, I would predict kids in marriage,

1715
01:12:32,720 --> 01:12:37,000
Speaker 1: but I don't know. And it's like, yeah, of course,

1716
01:12:37,000 --> 01:12:38,639
Speaker 1: And that'll be the moment where I go, I guess

1717
01:12:38,640 --> 01:12:42,120
Speaker 1: I have kids, like people keep going or you can

1718
01:12:42,120 --> 01:12:44,200
Speaker 1: have kids, and I go, no, until Taylor Swift does,

1719
01:12:44,240 --> 01:12:46,599
Speaker 1: and then I'll go, oh god, I gotta find someone

1720
01:12:46,680 --> 01:12:49,880
Speaker 1: to adopt or something like. I really I do look

1721
01:12:49,960 --> 01:12:53,000
Speaker 1: to her as like, what's okay, it's okay to be

1722
01:12:53,080 --> 01:12:55,960
Speaker 1: in your thirties and not have kids or what like.

1723
01:12:56,360 --> 01:12:58,240
Speaker 1: But if she does, I'll probably be like, I gotta

1724
01:12:58,280 --> 01:12:58,479
Speaker 1: do it.

1725
01:12:58,520 --> 01:13:00,280
Speaker 2: But no, I do belie.

1726
01:13:00,439 --> 01:13:02,680
Speaker 1: There's no part of me that's ever questioned whether or

1727
01:13:02,720 --> 01:13:04,760
Speaker 1: not they're in love and that it's real and all that.

1728
01:13:04,800 --> 01:13:06,599
Speaker 1: Like I thought that was funny that anyone thought that

1729
01:13:06,600 --> 01:13:11,280
Speaker 1: that was you know, devised or put together. Yeah, hind

1730
01:13:11,360 --> 01:13:13,840
Speaker 1: the scenes and it's fun to watch, you know. And

1731
01:13:13,880 --> 01:13:16,000
Speaker 1: I think any scrutiny of it is just people being

1732
01:13:16,080 --> 01:13:19,280
Speaker 1: jealous because everyone's like married and bored and no one's

1733
01:13:19,280 --> 01:13:21,920
Speaker 1: gonna ever unless you cheat. You're never gonna feel like,

1734
01:13:23,200 --> 01:13:26,200
Speaker 1: oh my god, like giddy about someone ever again. Like sorry,

1735
01:13:26,240 --> 01:13:28,760
Speaker 1: that's what monogamy is like. And it's great because it's

1736
01:13:28,800 --> 01:13:31,000
Speaker 1: steady and it's secure, and there's all great things about

1737
01:13:31,040 --> 01:13:34,519
Speaker 1: long term relationships, but you're never gonna have what they

1738
01:13:34,560 --> 01:13:37,599
Speaker 1: have ever again. And you're jealous that you're never gonna

1739
01:13:37,600 --> 01:13:40,759
Speaker 1: be at the US open going like and like kissing

1740
01:13:40,800 --> 01:13:43,280
Speaker 1: and like laughing, like you don't do that with your

1741
01:13:43,320 --> 01:13:46,040
Speaker 1: husband of eight years unless maybe you're drunk, but like,

1742
01:13:46,160 --> 01:13:48,479
Speaker 1: I don't. I think that most people that are ever

1743
01:13:48,960 --> 01:13:52,040
Speaker 1: having just saying stuff about them or rolling their eyes

1744
01:13:52,160 --> 01:13:56,000
Speaker 1: being like enough already, you're just unhappy and you're jealous.

1745
01:13:56,360 --> 01:13:59,760
Speaker 1: I get it, because it's so fun to fall in

1746
01:13:59,760 --> 01:14:02,880
Speaker 1: love and like, good for her, and they'll be they'll

1747
01:14:02,880 --> 01:14:05,639
Speaker 1: be in a place where they're not like that doesn't last.

1748
01:14:05,920 --> 01:14:08,200
Speaker 2: We all know that kind of infatuation.

1749
01:14:09,280 --> 01:14:11,519
Speaker 1: Theirs is going a while because they're on the road

1750
01:14:11,560 --> 01:14:13,120
Speaker 1: a lot, and I this is all.

1751
01:14:13,880 --> 01:14:16,800
Speaker 4: Time, so the time they get I mean, that's athlete life,

1752
01:14:16,800 --> 01:14:18,080
Speaker 4: that's entertainer life.

1753
01:14:18,160 --> 01:14:19,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, and so it's going on a while, which is

1754
01:14:19,920 --> 01:14:21,840
Speaker 1: great for us to watch, and it feels so good

1755
01:14:21,840 --> 01:14:23,840
Speaker 1: to watch. But they'll get to a place where it's

1756
01:14:23,960 --> 01:14:26,360
Speaker 1: a little bit more steady and stagnant and not as

1757
01:14:26,439 --> 01:14:30,000
Speaker 1: like cutesy and and and fun and flirty.

1758
01:14:30,080 --> 01:14:31,840
Speaker 2: But right now it's just so fun to watch.

1759
01:14:32,280 --> 01:14:33,040
Speaker 3: I'm afraid it is.

1760
01:14:33,280 --> 01:14:36,160
Speaker 4: And I like it because it's growing our sport. I mean,

1761
01:14:36,200 --> 01:14:37,200
Speaker 4: you're a Chiefs fan.

1762
01:14:37,240 --> 01:14:39,360
Speaker 2: And and I'm trying.

1763
01:14:39,439 --> 01:14:41,360
Speaker 1: I'm not just there to be like when are they

1764
01:14:41,360 --> 01:14:43,160
Speaker 1: going to show Taylor. I'm trying to understand the game,

1765
01:14:43,240 --> 01:14:45,240
Speaker 1: like I'm and I'm becoming a fan of the game

1766
01:14:45,280 --> 01:14:45,800
Speaker 1: because of her.

1767
01:14:45,960 --> 01:14:46,799
Speaker 2: It's really happening.

1768
01:14:48,160 --> 01:14:49,960
Speaker 1: I'm glad you guys like it. I'm glad like people

1769
01:14:50,000 --> 01:14:52,599
Speaker 1: aren't like, oh yeah, no, you care, like I'm sure

1770
01:14:52,640 --> 01:14:54,800
Speaker 1: there's some people like that, but I don't.

1771
01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:55,759
Speaker 3: I don't care.

1772
01:14:56,920 --> 01:14:58,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, I appreciate that.

1773
01:14:58,280 --> 01:14:59,920
Speaker 3: And you want don't you want grow?

1774
01:15:00,760 --> 01:15:02,160
Speaker 2: Thank you my growth.

1775
01:15:03,800 --> 01:15:06,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the way I feel about being a swiftie

1776
01:15:06,280 --> 01:15:07,880
Speaker 1: is like if you want to jump on board now

1777
01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:08,840
Speaker 1: and you weren't.

1778
01:15:08,560 --> 01:15:09,400
Speaker 2: Before, I don't care.

1779
01:15:09,560 --> 01:15:11,479
Speaker 1: Just come on in. We'll have you Like it's really

1780
01:15:11,520 --> 01:15:17,400
Speaker 1: fun us and I did the game show with Travis

1781
01:15:17,439 --> 01:15:20,559
Speaker 1: that he hosts, the Are You Smarter Than a Celebrity? Yeah,

1782
01:15:20,680 --> 01:15:23,919
Speaker 1: that's coming out on Amazon, I think October sixteenth.

1783
01:15:24,120 --> 01:15:25,559
Speaker 2: How was it so fun?

1784
01:15:25,600 --> 01:15:29,120
Speaker 1: I mean, me as a super swifty I was like,

1785
01:15:29,160 --> 01:15:30,920
Speaker 1: do I tell him? Like that feels like something I

1786
01:15:30,960 --> 01:15:33,640
Speaker 1: should disclose if he's to be around me, like she

1787
01:15:33,720 --> 01:15:36,160
Speaker 1: was on my phone as like the picture and I'm like,

1788
01:15:36,520 --> 01:15:37,800
Speaker 1: I should take that off, and I go, no, I'm

1789
01:15:37,800 --> 01:15:39,040
Speaker 1: not going to take it off because that would mean

1790
01:15:39,040 --> 01:15:42,160
Speaker 1: I'm hiding something. And if he sees it, I'll say something,

1791
01:15:42,160 --> 01:15:43,720
Speaker 1: but I'm not gonna be like look you know, like

1792
01:15:44,040 --> 01:15:45,840
Speaker 1: and so I didn't say anything because it was just

1793
01:15:45,920 --> 01:15:47,840
Speaker 1: not the place to be like and I love your

1794
01:15:47,840 --> 01:15:49,840
Speaker 1: girlfriend and I'm so happy for you, Like it was

1795
01:15:49,960 --> 01:15:53,000
Speaker 1: just about getting the show done and he was so good,

1796
01:15:53,040 --> 01:15:54,880
Speaker 1: and it was it's just so cool to see someone

1797
01:15:56,040 --> 01:15:57,920
Speaker 1: like like it was at the roast, like seeing you

1798
01:15:57,960 --> 01:16:00,559
Speaker 1: guys who are such masters at what you've done, enter

1799
01:16:00,600 --> 01:16:04,320
Speaker 1: this new kind of thing that we're all really proficient

1800
01:16:04,360 --> 01:16:06,840
Speaker 1: at and just and just kill it and go, oh,

1801
01:16:06,880 --> 01:16:08,720
Speaker 1: there's a reason they were good at that other thing too,

1802
01:16:08,800 --> 01:16:10,920
Speaker 1: is because they just know how to get good at things.

1803
01:16:10,960 --> 01:16:13,040
Speaker 2: They're just they know how to put in the work

1804
01:16:13,080 --> 01:16:13,719
Speaker 2: to be great.

1805
01:16:14,120 --> 01:16:16,599
Speaker 1: And that's what I saw with Travis and hosting, was like,

1806
01:16:17,080 --> 01:16:19,960
Speaker 1: he's doing something that I've watched a lot of famous

1807
01:16:19,960 --> 01:16:23,240
Speaker 1: people who host for a living do and not do

1808
01:16:23,320 --> 01:16:25,680
Speaker 1: as well as he did. And he was truly like

1809
01:16:25,720 --> 01:16:28,479
Speaker 1: I've done a ton of these game shows with hosts.

1810
01:16:28,760 --> 01:16:32,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, and he's a charming guy.

1811
01:16:32,560 --> 01:16:35,120
Speaker 1: And but it's not easy to read a teleprompter and

1812
01:16:35,160 --> 01:16:38,679
Speaker 1: like have the game for going and keep the jokes going, right.

1813
01:16:39,040 --> 01:16:41,520
Speaker 3: I can't read. He was good at it.

1814
01:16:42,400 --> 01:16:46,000
Speaker 2: I was just like I was happy for our girl.

1815
01:16:46,080 --> 01:16:48,640
Speaker 1: I just told like I just told other Swifties that

1816
01:16:48,720 --> 01:16:50,720
Speaker 1: I know personally, I was like, our girl chose a

1817
01:16:50,720 --> 01:16:51,240
Speaker 1: good guy.

1818
01:16:51,479 --> 01:16:52,599
Speaker 2: He's very talented, and.

1819
01:16:52,479 --> 01:16:54,519
Speaker 1: He's he really was nice to everyone on set and

1820
01:16:54,560 --> 01:16:57,439
Speaker 1: didn't big time anyone. Like it's really easy for those

1821
01:16:57,600 --> 01:17:00,000
Speaker 1: hosts to kind of like even if there's a celebrity

1822
01:17:00,080 --> 01:17:02,439
Speaker 1: pool of people competing and there's the host, the host

1823
01:17:02,520 --> 01:17:06,240
Speaker 1: sometimes will like stay apart from everyone else. He was

1824
01:17:06,360 --> 01:17:09,000
Speaker 1: mingling with everyone and this was like at the height

1825
01:17:09,120 --> 01:17:11,479
Speaker 1: of them being like they just won the Super Bowl

1826
01:17:11,560 --> 01:17:13,000
Speaker 1: and this was like back in the spring when we

1827
01:17:13,080 --> 01:17:15,640
Speaker 1: filmed this, and he was just cool and humble, and

1828
01:17:15,680 --> 01:17:17,120
Speaker 1: I really it.

1829
01:17:17,160 --> 01:17:19,880
Speaker 2: Just makes it made me happy for my friend Taylor too.

1830
01:17:21,200 --> 01:17:23,280
Speaker 1: I really felt like my I met my friend's boyfriend

1831
01:17:23,320 --> 01:17:26,240
Speaker 1: and he was cool, you know, like yeah.

1832
01:17:25,920 --> 01:17:27,120
Speaker 3: For the football it.

1833
01:17:29,680 --> 01:17:34,640
Speaker 1: Was awesome and yeah, it's good to see Yeah, and

1834
01:17:34,800 --> 01:17:37,919
Speaker 1: you as well, like you're charismatic, You're you're good on stage,

1835
01:17:37,960 --> 01:17:39,840
Speaker 1: Like it's it's cool to hear that you, you know,

1836
01:17:39,920 --> 01:17:42,360
Speaker 1: sold out the wilbur and had an amazing show and

1837
01:17:42,400 --> 01:17:44,320
Speaker 1: like going to continue to do that stuff.

1838
01:17:44,040 --> 01:17:48,360
Speaker 2: Like this ain't easy, No, it's not, but you know

1839
01:17:48,439 --> 01:17:48,920
Speaker 2: how to be.

1840
01:17:53,040 --> 01:17:55,599
Speaker 1: Do Sometimes at the end of podcasts, I feel like.

1841
01:17:55,560 --> 01:17:58,400
Speaker 3: You need Yeah, it's just a talking too much.

1842
01:17:58,840 --> 01:18:02,479
Speaker 4: I do talk a lot, Like just you do a

1843
01:18:02,520 --> 01:18:05,760
Speaker 4: podcast and you do an interview and then because you

1844
01:18:05,760 --> 01:18:09,240
Speaker 4: know you're doing a lot of this and like at

1845
01:18:09,240 --> 01:18:11,080
Speaker 4: home after I'm done, I just want to sit on

1846
01:18:11,120 --> 01:18:12,200
Speaker 4: my couch and do nothing.

1847
01:18:12,600 --> 01:18:15,479
Speaker 1: Agreed. Or you get into a car, you have a

1848
01:18:15,520 --> 01:18:18,360
Speaker 1: car service driver wants to talk, and you have to

1849
01:18:18,400 --> 01:18:20,160
Speaker 1: because you don't want them to tell people that you

1850
01:18:20,160 --> 01:18:22,519
Speaker 1: were rude, because then that person will tell someone that

1851
01:18:22,560 --> 01:18:24,719
Speaker 1: tells someone, and then suddenly there's a train of people

1852
01:18:24,800 --> 01:18:26,880
Speaker 1: who here that one time you were a dick.

1853
01:18:27,200 --> 01:18:29,400
Speaker 2: Yeah that's your So you have to be nice, but

1854
01:18:29,400 --> 01:18:30,639
Speaker 2: sometimes you just want to say.

1855
01:18:31,200 --> 01:18:33,360
Speaker 4: That's why I never get like when someone says that

1856
01:18:33,400 --> 01:18:36,920
Speaker 4: person was an ass, I never I never trust it

1857
01:18:36,960 --> 01:18:39,679
Speaker 4: because you never know that maybe his fucking dog diedamic

1858
01:18:39,680 --> 01:18:40,120
Speaker 4: I need.

1859
01:18:40,040 --> 01:18:44,559
Speaker 1: Three separate sources. I need three separate instances from three.

1860
01:18:44,360 --> 01:18:46,800
Speaker 3: Different people that incredible sources.

1861
01:18:46,520 --> 01:18:49,439
Speaker 1: That that are a lot they align with the same thing,

1862
01:18:49,520 --> 01:18:51,439
Speaker 1: Like this person didn't tip this one time, they didn't

1863
01:18:51,439 --> 01:18:52,080
Speaker 1: tip this, and then.

1864
01:18:52,040 --> 01:18:54,400
Speaker 3: I go their shit detective work.

1865
01:18:54,600 --> 01:18:57,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, like but one time they didn't tip. You don't

1866
01:18:57,640 --> 01:18:59,719
Speaker 1: know the circumstances. They could have thought someone else tipped

1867
01:18:59,760 --> 01:19:03,920
Speaker 1: they like it could It's happened before where So you know,

1868
01:19:03,960 --> 01:19:06,519
Speaker 1: you need you need to everyone out there before you

1869
01:19:06,600 --> 01:19:07,120
Speaker 1: judge people.

1870
01:19:07,200 --> 01:19:09,280
Speaker 2: Get get multiple stories first.

1871
01:19:09,360 --> 01:19:11,559
Speaker 3: Gotta get multiple stories. And we got to get the

1872
01:19:11,600 --> 01:19:13,080
Speaker 3: story on this game, Jackie.

1873
01:19:13,160 --> 01:19:16,160
Speaker 5: We must crazy one in Orchard Park early we trade

1874
01:19:16,160 --> 01:19:19,000
Speaker 5: field goals three to three. Buffalo in Buffalo In Buffalo,

1875
01:19:19,360 --> 01:19:22,920
Speaker 5: Jason Kelsey shirt off in the box, cold night, All

1876
01:19:22,920 --> 01:19:25,200
Speaker 5: that doesn't matter, chugging beers is cool.

1877
01:19:26,280 --> 01:19:27,240
Speaker 7: Tied at the end of one.

1878
01:19:27,560 --> 01:19:29,160
Speaker 5: Early in the second quarter of the Bills take the

1879
01:19:29,200 --> 01:19:32,040
Speaker 5: lead on a Josh Allen scramble for a touchdown, capping

1880
01:19:32,040 --> 01:19:33,840
Speaker 5: off a seventy five yard drive.

1881
01:19:34,040 --> 01:19:36,240
Speaker 7: Chiefs come back with a field goal ten to six. Now,

1882
01:19:36,479 --> 01:19:39,519
Speaker 7: then with under four left to play, Pat finds wide

1883
01:19:39,560 --> 01:19:42,839
Speaker 7: open trave for the first TD, puts them up thirteen

1884
01:19:42,880 --> 01:19:47,040
Speaker 7: to ten. Trav does the iconic love Love Heard Hands.

1885
01:19:47,040 --> 01:19:49,439
Speaker 3: He does the harthands to tay yess so cute.

1886
01:19:49,600 --> 01:19:50,960
Speaker 2: Those moments are so great.

1887
01:19:51,120 --> 01:19:51,679
Speaker 7: Love that one.

1888
01:19:51,880 --> 01:19:54,400
Speaker 1: That was like looking up at the box cheese and

1889
01:19:54,640 --> 01:19:56,880
Speaker 1: they said he's cheesing, but he's, like I think he

1890
01:19:57,040 --> 01:19:59,519
Speaker 1: just sometimes he's like looking at the score, like you know,

1891
01:19:59,600 --> 01:20:01,880
Speaker 1: like I'm sure he could be looking at many things,

1892
01:20:01,880 --> 01:20:02,720
Speaker 1: but we just like.

1893
01:20:02,800 --> 01:20:04,880
Speaker 7: Everything he does.

1894
01:20:04,600 --> 01:20:07,080
Speaker 3: Yes, it's that's what I think too.

1895
01:20:07,200 --> 01:20:11,000
Speaker 5: That was That was Ballard, but then the Bills march

1896
01:20:11,040 --> 01:20:13,519
Speaker 5: back down regained the lead. Seventeen thirteen.

1897
01:20:13,600 --> 01:20:17,000
Speaker 1: Going to ask a question, dumb girl question, because I

1898
01:20:17,040 --> 01:20:19,519
Speaker 1: really want to understand. Okay, what's the difference between a

1899
01:20:19,560 --> 01:20:20,759
Speaker 1: TD and a rushing TD.

1900
01:20:21,360 --> 01:20:23,760
Speaker 4: It's just the type of TD. TD is the same

1901
01:20:23,800 --> 01:20:26,960
Speaker 4: thing they wrote six points. Rushing means you ran.

1902
01:20:26,880 --> 01:20:29,360
Speaker 2: It in and touchdown means you threw it.

1903
01:20:29,360 --> 01:20:32,080
Speaker 3: And touchdowns just that's just well.

1904
01:20:31,800 --> 01:20:33,280
Speaker 2: A touchdown is like the thing.

1905
01:20:33,479 --> 01:20:37,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, but a rushing means like he got through people, and.

1906
01:20:37,160 --> 01:20:41,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, well that Pachaco's are running back. Okay, so you hand.

1907
01:20:41,280 --> 01:20:43,200
Speaker 4: Him the ball, you don't throw him the ball, right,

1908
01:20:43,800 --> 01:20:46,920
Speaker 4: typically right, And so he someone handed him the ball

1909
01:20:46,960 --> 01:20:48,040
Speaker 4: and he scored a touchdown.

1910
01:20:48,120 --> 01:20:48,880
Speaker 2: Okay, thank you.

1911
01:20:49,200 --> 01:20:52,120
Speaker 3: So but if it was like a receiver and he

1912
01:20:52,240 --> 01:20:54,240
Speaker 3: caught it, he would just say touchdown.

1913
01:20:53,920 --> 01:20:54,200
Speaker 1: Got it?

1914
01:20:54,240 --> 01:20:54,880
Speaker 2: Okay, thank you.

1915
01:20:55,000 --> 01:20:55,679
Speaker 3: It's a good question.

1916
01:20:55,960 --> 01:20:58,160
Speaker 2: I don't know if it was, but thank you for explaining.

1917
01:20:58,200 --> 01:21:03,559
Speaker 5: It helps early in the second No, no, no, we're good.

1918
01:21:05,640 --> 01:21:06,320
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding.

1919
01:21:08,760 --> 01:21:12,840
Speaker 5: Bill's trav comes out, gets his second TD to start

1920
01:21:12,880 --> 01:21:16,559
Speaker 5: the third quarter. There She's retake lead. Then we switch back.

1921
01:21:16,640 --> 01:21:20,200
Speaker 5: Buffalo retakes the lead on a long fifteen play drive,

1922
01:21:20,720 --> 01:21:23,479
Speaker 5: then back up twenty four to twenty. Now we're into

1923
01:21:23,520 --> 01:21:27,000
Speaker 5: the fourth but check o TD starts it off, go

1924
01:21:27,120 --> 01:21:29,320
Speaker 5: up twenty seven twenty four. That'd be the last score

1925
01:21:29,360 --> 01:21:31,240
Speaker 5: of the game. Last game gets a little drunk. We

1926
01:21:31,280 --> 01:21:34,320
Speaker 5: got the DeMar ham when fake fake punt that doesn't

1927
01:21:34,320 --> 01:21:36,639
Speaker 5: go through. We got the the fumble through the back

1928
01:21:36,640 --> 01:21:40,000
Speaker 5: of the end zone, then down to the end a

1929
01:21:40,040 --> 01:21:43,360
Speaker 5: Buffalo ending, a familiar ending for the people in Buffalo.

1930
01:21:44,080 --> 01:21:47,360
Speaker 3: A field goal miss wide right? Oh wide right? You

1931
01:21:47,400 --> 01:21:48,240
Speaker 3: ever heard of wide right?

1932
01:21:48,680 --> 01:21:49,400
Speaker 2: Please explain that?

1933
01:21:49,479 --> 01:21:50,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, the wide right.

1934
01:21:50,880 --> 01:21:53,160
Speaker 4: So the Bills went to the Super Bowl in the

1935
01:21:53,240 --> 01:21:55,760
Speaker 4: nineties four times in a row, oh my god, and

1936
01:21:55,800 --> 01:21:59,320
Speaker 4: they lost them. And there's like their first one they

1937
01:21:59,360 --> 01:22:01,599
Speaker 4: went to they had a field goal to win the game.

1938
01:22:01,880 --> 01:22:06,599
Speaker 3: Was it to winteror tie? Could have been the Giants. Yeah,

1939
01:22:06,600 --> 01:22:10,120
Speaker 3: and it was a short field goal and they missed it.

1940
01:22:10,160 --> 01:22:13,439
Speaker 3: So like this wide wright is a term known throughout

1941
01:22:13,880 --> 01:22:18,639
Speaker 3: football lore that the Bills because.

1942
01:22:18,439 --> 01:22:20,280
Speaker 2: It went to the right wide the kick.

1943
01:22:21,000 --> 01:22:21,880
Speaker 1: Who was that kicker?

1944
01:22:22,360 --> 01:22:24,240
Speaker 3: That was Scott Norwood? Back to Doorwood?

1945
01:22:24,840 --> 01:22:26,440
Speaker 2: Was he like is he okay?

1946
01:22:26,920 --> 01:22:30,200
Speaker 4: I remember like ace Ventura like laces out Dan. I'm

1947
01:22:30,200 --> 01:22:32,320
Speaker 4: pretty sure he turned into that guy that was based

1948
01:22:32,320 --> 01:22:34,920
Speaker 4: off his Yeah. I don't know if that's true.

1949
01:22:34,920 --> 01:22:39,559
Speaker 1: But the Bills Maden Hammer were they like probably like

1950
01:22:39,600 --> 01:22:42,120
Speaker 1: it's okay, buddy, we're sad too, Like what's the vibe

1951
01:22:42,160 --> 01:22:43,439
Speaker 1: after something like that happened.

1952
01:22:43,479 --> 01:22:45,519
Speaker 8: I think it's become so a part of their identity

1953
01:22:45,520 --> 01:22:47,719
Speaker 8: to be losers that they now have like ownership.

1954
01:22:47,720 --> 01:22:51,000
Speaker 3: Okay, and people would wear jerseys now of his two okay, okay.

1955
01:22:51,000 --> 01:22:51,160
Speaker 1: Good.

1956
01:22:51,400 --> 01:22:53,400
Speaker 7: He literally disappeared from like the public eye.

1957
01:22:54,760 --> 01:22:56,519
Speaker 2: Oh no, So it was shameful.

1958
01:22:56,760 --> 01:22:58,920
Speaker 5: And then he was like selling insurance and then I

1959
01:22:58,960 --> 01:23:00,840
Speaker 5: think he's doing some real the state stuff now.

1960
01:23:01,240 --> 01:23:03,400
Speaker 2: All right, all right, Yeah, it's a good market. It's

1961
01:23:03,400 --> 01:23:05,120
Speaker 2: a it's a it's a seller's market right now.

1962
01:23:05,200 --> 01:23:06,720
Speaker 1: So I don't think it.

1963
01:23:06,760 --> 01:23:12,559
Speaker 3: Is again, do you remember did you watch this game?

1964
01:23:13,120 --> 01:23:13,400
Speaker 1: Uh?

1965
01:23:13,479 --> 01:23:15,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely where Uh probably at home?

1966
01:23:16,160 --> 01:23:19,599
Speaker 3: Do you remember? Do you remember Jason Kelsey just chugging beers? Yes?

1967
01:23:19,880 --> 01:23:23,080
Speaker 3: And I just are you? Are you? Are you team

1968
01:23:23,160 --> 01:23:26,000
Speaker 3: Jason or team Travis Moore? I don't know bias.

1969
01:23:26,479 --> 01:23:28,960
Speaker 1: You know what, I'm gonna go with the older brother here.

1970
01:23:28,960 --> 01:23:31,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with Jason because I feel like he

1971
01:23:31,320 --> 01:23:35,000
Speaker 1: may he's gave us what Travis is Like a great

1972
01:23:35,040 --> 01:23:37,360
Speaker 1: older brother can really set the stage for a great

1973
01:23:37,560 --> 01:23:41,719
Speaker 1: younger brother because it's just that's everything. Like I feel

1974
01:23:41,720 --> 01:23:45,400
Speaker 1: like the greatest men I know have really good influences

1975
01:23:45,439 --> 01:23:48,519
Speaker 1: as an older for an older brother, and and you

1976
01:23:48,600 --> 01:23:51,920
Speaker 1: just see that Jason's just who he is. He's really funny,

1977
01:23:51,960 --> 01:23:54,920
Speaker 1: he's he cares a lot, he has a lot of heart.

1978
01:23:55,040 --> 01:23:57,479
Speaker 1: He's not like even though you would say a guy

1979
01:23:57,520 --> 01:24:00,559
Speaker 1: taking off his shirt and chugging beers in the box

1980
01:24:00,680 --> 01:24:03,640
Speaker 1: is like dying for attention and like he just is

1981
01:24:03,680 --> 01:24:04,559
Speaker 1: trying to make a statement.

1982
01:24:04,640 --> 01:24:05,800
Speaker 2: No, that's just who he is.

1983
01:24:06,880 --> 01:24:09,559
Speaker 1: It's like there's nothing show body about him, even though

1984
01:24:09,600 --> 01:24:12,040
Speaker 1: he's a show boat. And I really I just I

1985
01:24:12,360 --> 01:24:14,600
Speaker 1: love him and I think he's like, you know, I

1986
01:24:14,600 --> 01:24:16,200
Speaker 1: think that whole family has a lot of heart and

1987
01:24:16,240 --> 01:24:18,920
Speaker 1: it's just a great, close, tight knit family. But I

1988
01:24:18,920 --> 01:24:22,400
Speaker 1: think Jason has just been a great example and mentor

1989
01:24:22,520 --> 01:24:24,240
Speaker 1: for Travis. I mean, I have no idea, but I

1990
01:24:24,280 --> 01:24:26,040
Speaker 1: just feel like, yeah, I love them both.

1991
01:24:25,960 --> 01:24:27,439
Speaker 3: Though, just a couple of Ohio boys.

1992
01:24:27,920 --> 01:24:29,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm ahi girl.

1993
01:24:30,000 --> 01:24:33,080
Speaker 1: Yeah so yeah. In fact, when I met Travis Kelsey,

1994
01:24:33,200 --> 01:24:36,640
Speaker 1: I was so nerve, Like on the show together, I

1995
01:24:36,720 --> 01:24:39,040
Speaker 1: was great because it's on camera and I'm like professional,

1996
01:24:39,479 --> 01:24:41,679
Speaker 1: but then he was, you know, making small talk during

1997
01:24:41,880 --> 01:24:43,920
Speaker 1: a stopdown on the show and was like and it

1998
01:24:43,960 --> 01:24:46,080
Speaker 1: came up during the show that I'm from Ohio or

1999
01:24:46,200 --> 01:24:47,960
Speaker 1: was born there, and he goes, what part of oh

2000
01:24:47,960 --> 01:24:50,360
Speaker 1: Where are you from? Because he went to college there?

2001
01:24:50,920 --> 01:24:54,639
Speaker 1: And I couldn't remember where I was born. I couldn't

2002
01:24:54,680 --> 01:24:57,920
Speaker 1: remember the town. My teeth started chattering. And I'm not

2003
01:24:58,000 --> 01:25:00,679
Speaker 1: someone who gets I've gotten this a couple of times

2004
01:25:00,720 --> 01:25:03,080
Speaker 1: when I met Dave Matthews. When I met I think

2005
01:25:03,080 --> 01:25:05,200
Speaker 1: Howard Stern the first time, but like.

2006
01:25:05,439 --> 01:25:13,320
Speaker 3: I get good, Well, no, no offense to Travis because

2007
01:25:13,320 --> 01:25:15,680
Speaker 3: I have the utmost respect for him, and and but

2008
01:25:15,720 --> 01:25:18,080
Speaker 3: he's not someone I knew about prior to Taylor Swift.

2009
01:25:18,160 --> 01:25:20,400
Speaker 2: Really no, I don't think a lot of people lose.

2010
01:25:20,479 --> 01:25:21,639
Speaker 3: But still he's there now.

2011
01:25:22,000 --> 01:25:24,040
Speaker 1: But because of his proximity to her and because of

2012
01:25:24,080 --> 01:25:26,240
Speaker 1: how much she loves him, and how much how much

2013
01:25:26,320 --> 01:25:29,439
Speaker 1: reverence I have for him, and knowing how everyone who

2014
01:25:29,520 --> 01:25:32,600
Speaker 1: pays attention to this game feels about him, I was

2015
01:25:32,720 --> 01:25:35,160
Speaker 1: that nervous. And then the second camera's reackund I was fine,

2016
01:25:35,160 --> 01:25:36,760
Speaker 1: but I was like, I can't have a I was

2017
01:25:36,800 --> 01:25:37,519
Speaker 1: just like the.

2018
01:25:39,040 --> 01:25:41,160
Speaker 2: Loveland, Like, my my teeth were chat.

2019
01:25:41,200 --> 01:25:44,320
Speaker 1: I've never had that kind of nervous reaction, but yeah,

2020
01:25:44,400 --> 01:25:46,000
Speaker 1: that's that happened.

2021
01:25:46,360 --> 01:25:50,080
Speaker 3: So Ohio, man, and then.

2022
01:25:50,000 --> 01:25:51,520
Speaker 2: I blacked out the rest of the conversation.

2023
01:25:52,280 --> 01:25:56,040
Speaker 1: I don't even know what happened. Like, honestly, he was

2024
01:25:56,040 --> 01:25:57,840
Speaker 1: so nice to me too, and I could tell he

2025
01:25:58,120 --> 01:25:59,520
Speaker 1: probably knew I was nervous.

2026
01:26:00,080 --> 01:26:01,360
Speaker 2: Look how adorable these two are.

2027
01:26:01,400 --> 01:26:05,679
Speaker 3: Look at them. So the aftermath of this Jack, what happens?

2028
01:26:05,760 --> 01:26:08,160
Speaker 5: The Bills lose for the third straight year in the

2029
01:26:08,200 --> 01:26:11,519
Speaker 5: divisional round. Patrick Mahomes goes on to win another Super Bowl.

2030
01:26:12,240 --> 01:26:15,040
Speaker 5: The Chiefs beat the Ravens to get there. Jason Kelsey

2031
01:26:15,120 --> 01:26:18,639
Speaker 5: and Taylor's we broke the Internet. And then our man,

2032
01:26:19,080 --> 01:26:21,439
Speaker 5: the guy you do not want dating your daughter, Stefan Diggs.

2033
01:26:21,560 --> 01:26:24,240
Speaker 5: He gets traded away after this game in the offseason.

2034
01:26:24,439 --> 01:26:28,640
Speaker 5: He's down there in Houston. Now, man, man, we'll be

2035
01:26:28,760 --> 01:26:35,960
Speaker 5: right back after this quick break. So we got to

2036
01:26:36,040 --> 01:26:38,320
Speaker 5: name this game. This is the segment where we name

2037
01:26:38,400 --> 01:26:42,040
Speaker 5: the game and we score it. Nikki, what game would

2038
01:26:42,040 --> 01:26:42,840
Speaker 5: you like to call it?

2039
01:26:42,880 --> 01:26:47,000
Speaker 4: The Swift Comeback, the Swift Victory, The Kelsey Swift Spectacle,

2040
01:26:47,560 --> 01:26:52,760
Speaker 4: the Sweet Chiefs Choices, the Sweet Escape a Game, the

2041
01:26:52,880 --> 01:26:58,000
Speaker 4: Kelsey Box Game, the Jason Kelsey Game, or wide white

2042
01:26:58,120 --> 01:27:00,320
Speaker 4: three white sweater.

2043
01:27:01,600 --> 01:27:04,479
Speaker 1: That's what she was wearing. What she was wearing.

2044
01:27:04,680 --> 01:27:05,320
Speaker 3: I love that.

2045
01:27:05,520 --> 01:27:09,040
Speaker 1: And he and Jason Kelsey was wearing a white sweater

2046
01:27:09,120 --> 01:27:11,800
Speaker 1: is a white person's sweater, which is just the.

2047
01:27:11,760 --> 01:27:13,320
Speaker 7: White sweater game, the white sweater game.

2048
01:27:13,320 --> 01:27:16,280
Speaker 4: I love just their perfect Is this the greatest game

2049
01:27:16,320 --> 01:27:20,600
Speaker 4: of all time? Let's score it? Stakes of this Divisional

2050
01:27:20,760 --> 01:27:23,320
Speaker 4: round game? Zero to ten decimals?

2051
01:27:23,720 --> 01:27:25,920
Speaker 1: The stakes for me, like, based on just what I

2052
01:27:26,000 --> 01:27:27,280
Speaker 1: know and what I just heard you guys say, it

2053
01:27:27,280 --> 01:27:28,880
Speaker 1: feels like the stakes are pretty high. It feels like

2054
01:27:28,880 --> 01:27:32,080
Speaker 1: a nine, like the Bills like getting close to another

2055
01:27:32,120 --> 01:27:34,439
Speaker 1: super Bowl, which they haven't been since the nineties. Have

2056
01:27:34,520 --> 01:27:37,200
Speaker 1: they not been to super Bowl since the nineties have been? Okay,

2057
01:27:37,200 --> 01:27:38,400
Speaker 1: I would say it to nine to.

2058
01:27:38,400 --> 01:27:40,120
Speaker 3: Nine it is. That's a that's a great that's a

2059
01:27:40,120 --> 01:27:40,639
Speaker 3: great score.

2060
01:27:40,680 --> 01:27:43,760
Speaker 4: I'm going to go with the eight six because division round,

2061
01:27:43,760 --> 01:27:46,080
Speaker 4: would you guys go eight six as well?

2062
01:27:46,680 --> 01:27:47,000
Speaker 1: Okay?

2063
01:27:47,000 --> 01:27:48,880
Speaker 2: Great, I'm not like completely.

2064
01:27:48,439 --> 01:27:51,000
Speaker 3: Off the star power of this game.

2065
01:27:51,680 --> 01:27:53,840
Speaker 2: I mean I can't get better.

2066
01:27:53,920 --> 01:27:56,040
Speaker 1: I mean the super bowls better, So I'll give it

2067
01:27:56,040 --> 01:27:57,800
Speaker 1: a nine, like it's right below what you're going to

2068
01:27:57,840 --> 01:28:03,120
Speaker 1: get there, you know. And with Jason, Jason's there retirement.

2069
01:28:03,120 --> 01:28:06,320
Speaker 4: The fresh off for retirement, how many Hall of Famers

2070
01:28:06,360 --> 01:28:11,560
Speaker 4: on the field. Do you think future Kelsey, Josh Allen.

2071
01:28:12,120 --> 01:28:16,880
Speaker 3: Andy Reid, and he Reid. I'm gonna go eight spags.

2072
01:28:17,400 --> 01:28:22,400
Speaker 7: Got a good lot of good folks here. Let's go baby.

2073
01:28:22,640 --> 01:28:25,000
Speaker 3: The gameplay of the game, it went back and forth.

2074
01:28:25,280 --> 01:28:26,960
Speaker 2: I think that's fun to watch.

2075
01:28:27,080 --> 01:28:27,639
Speaker 3: It was fun.

2076
01:28:29,240 --> 01:28:31,800
Speaker 2: I mean, I'll give it an eight six because I

2077
01:28:31,800 --> 01:28:32,120
Speaker 2: think that.

2078
01:28:32,560 --> 01:28:35,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like that. I'm gonna go eight seven, eight one,

2079
01:28:37,640 --> 01:28:38,439
Speaker 3: and I love it.

2080
01:28:38,520 --> 01:28:41,400
Speaker 4: The name of the game the white sweater game because

2081
01:28:41,520 --> 01:28:43,639
Speaker 4: Ta Ta wore the white sweater.

2082
01:28:44,280 --> 01:28:46,959
Speaker 1: Because Jason Kelsey took off his shirt and he displayed

2083
01:28:47,000 --> 01:28:47,799
Speaker 1: his white sweater.

2084
01:28:48,400 --> 01:28:54,559
Speaker 3: It was more dark gray. They're all there. Wow, I

2085
01:28:54,560 --> 01:28:55,240
Speaker 3: didn't notice that.

2086
01:28:57,040 --> 01:29:00,840
Speaker 1: He was a white sweater like he was sweating. Sure,

2087
01:29:01,439 --> 01:29:04,120
Speaker 1: he was a white man sweating. It works in so

2088
01:29:04,160 --> 01:29:05,839
Speaker 1: many ways.

2089
01:29:06,200 --> 01:29:07,599
Speaker 3: The name of the game. You gotta score the name.

2090
01:29:07,800 --> 01:29:09,639
Speaker 1: Oh I got to score the name of the game.

2091
01:29:09,760 --> 01:29:15,719
Speaker 1: This is dumb. It's the cultural it's the cultural name nailed.

2092
01:29:19,400 --> 01:29:20,240
Speaker 3: We'll go with the seven.

2093
01:29:20,600 --> 01:29:23,840
Speaker 5: Oh okay, oh man, I scored this before I knew

2094
01:29:23,880 --> 01:29:25,160
Speaker 5: the name. But all right, eight three is all right?

2095
01:29:25,360 --> 01:29:25,840
Speaker 3: Where is it?

2096
01:29:26,040 --> 01:29:29,800
Speaker 4: Where does the score eight four to seven? Where is

2097
01:29:29,800 --> 01:29:32,320
Speaker 4: that rank? On all our games that we have done.

2098
01:29:32,439 --> 01:29:34,639
Speaker 3: It's too high, I'll tell you that much. It's too high.

2099
01:29:36,120 --> 01:29:38,720
Speaker 8: It tied with the eight eighteen and one Super Bowl.

2100
01:29:38,800 --> 01:29:42,320
Speaker 8: What numbers that Jack I threw Ptriots Giants super Bowl lost?

2101
01:29:42,320 --> 01:29:43,920
Speaker 3: The season that.

2102
01:29:44,080 --> 01:29:48,519
Speaker 1: Is counted like idahos Electro you know, like one.

2103
01:29:49,760 --> 01:29:54,160
Speaker 8: It's just below the SC Championship Coach versus Matriots and

2104
01:29:54,280 --> 01:29:57,599
Speaker 8: just above Becky two Belts, WrestleMania thirty five and two

2105
01:29:57,680 --> 01:30:00,479
Speaker 8: milts Pat's Ravens high.

2106
01:30:01,000 --> 01:30:04,080
Speaker 1: Wait, so what was the number one game that you

2107
01:30:04,120 --> 01:30:05,040
Speaker 1: have the Super Bowl?

2108
01:30:05,120 --> 01:30:09,320
Speaker 2: What's l I? That's a fifty one? And when was that?

2109
01:30:09,320 --> 01:30:12,080
Speaker 3: That was that when we were down twenty eight to three?

2110
01:30:12,240 --> 01:30:14,920
Speaker 1: That was when you were at yeah, oh my god,

2111
01:30:15,000 --> 01:30:16,080
Speaker 1: wait what happened in that was?

2112
01:30:16,080 --> 01:30:17,439
Speaker 2: Sorry, this is what this is about.

2113
01:30:17,520 --> 01:30:20,080
Speaker 3: We were losing twenty eight to three at in the

2114
01:30:20,120 --> 01:30:20,679
Speaker 3: third quarter?

2115
01:30:21,080 --> 01:30:23,240
Speaker 2: What year seven?

2116
01:30:24,479 --> 01:30:26,120
Speaker 3: Sixteen?

2117
01:30:26,120 --> 01:30:28,599
Speaker 1: Okay, this is how I'm going to distinguish it.

2118
01:30:28,680 --> 01:30:29,800
Speaker 2: Who was the halftime show?

2119
01:30:30,400 --> 01:30:31,599
Speaker 3: Lady Gaga? Lady Gaga?

2120
01:30:31,640 --> 01:30:32,840
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, all.

2121
01:30:32,800 --> 01:30:36,320
Speaker 2: Right, wow wait, so you were down down.

2122
01:30:36,479 --> 01:30:39,240
Speaker 3: Twenty eight to three in the third quarter and we

2123
01:30:39,320 --> 01:30:42,000
Speaker 3: came back in one Holy fuck.

2124
01:30:42,360 --> 01:30:45,240
Speaker 8: Actually, now that you're got to go back and watch

2125
01:30:45,000 --> 01:30:47,519
Speaker 8: watch Wait are you fucking kidding me?

2126
01:30:48,160 --> 01:30:50,519
Speaker 4: There's a lot of good stories too behind it, like

2127
01:30:51,120 --> 01:30:54,840
Speaker 4: Tom's mom was sick, Tom was coming off to flate Gate.

2128
01:30:55,720 --> 01:30:56,960
Speaker 3: You know, there's a lot of stuff.

2129
01:30:57,280 --> 01:31:01,360
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Yes, okay, Wow, I'm so glad. I asked,

2130
01:31:01,680 --> 01:31:02,160
Speaker 1: thank you?

2131
01:31:02,920 --> 01:31:03,759
Speaker 3: Did we miss anything?

2132
01:31:04,160 --> 01:31:06,120
Speaker 2: We did so much? This was so fun.

2133
01:31:06,240 --> 01:31:08,679
Speaker 3: This was very fun. Do you want to plug anything?

2134
01:31:08,800 --> 01:31:09,000
Speaker 7: Yeah?

2135
01:31:09,360 --> 01:31:12,200
Speaker 1: My special Someday You'll Die, which was nominated for an

2136
01:31:12,240 --> 01:31:14,120
Speaker 1: Emmy didn't win, lost to Dick Van Dyke.

2137
01:31:14,320 --> 01:31:19,280
Speaker 2: It's okay, Yeah, he wasnly bro.

2138
01:31:20,960 --> 01:31:25,840
Speaker 1: For now. So Dick van Dyke won and he showed up.

2139
01:31:26,160 --> 01:31:26,920
Speaker 1: He's Dick van Dyke.

2140
01:31:27,040 --> 01:31:29,400
Speaker 4: Remember those did he used to sell those record things?

2141
01:31:29,479 --> 01:31:30,400
Speaker 4: The Dick van Dyke.

2142
01:31:30,720 --> 01:31:35,240
Speaker 3: No, you're thinking of the New Year's Eve guy, Dick Clark.

2143
01:31:35,479 --> 01:31:40,360
Speaker 8: Click Clark is the like the guy from the Diction.

2144
01:31:40,760 --> 01:31:44,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, but also Mary Poppins. Yes, I didn't know he's

2145
01:31:44,960 --> 01:31:45,439
Speaker 3: still there.

2146
01:31:45,720 --> 01:31:49,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's still.

2147
01:31:50,400 --> 01:31:52,120
Speaker 4: But you got you guys got to check out this.

2148
01:31:52,360 --> 01:31:55,479
Speaker 4: Someday He'll die now.

2149
01:31:55,439 --> 01:31:57,400
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. And then I'm currently on tour

2150
01:31:57,880 --> 01:31:59,120
Speaker 1: and I will be for the rest of my life

2151
01:31:59,120 --> 01:32:00,960
Speaker 1: and so much fun comes to see me Nikki Glazer

2152
01:32:01,000 --> 01:32:02,320
Speaker 1: alive and unwell, And I just want to say, if

2153
01:32:02,360 --> 01:32:04,840
Speaker 1: you watch my special, you go to this tour, you're

2154
01:32:04,880 --> 01:32:06,280
Speaker 1: not gonna hear any of the same material.

2155
01:32:06,360 --> 01:32:07,000
Speaker 2: It's all new.

2156
01:32:07,400 --> 01:32:10,040
Speaker 1: I'm working on my next special already, so come out

2157
01:32:10,080 --> 01:32:10,479
Speaker 1: and see me.

2158
01:32:10,640 --> 01:32:12,000
Speaker 2: I've dates a Nikki.

2159
01:32:11,760 --> 01:32:12,519
Speaker 1: Glazer dot com.

2160
01:32:12,680 --> 01:32:16,200
Speaker 4: Guys, she's freaking hilarious. You watch that special, you'll you'll

2161
01:32:16,240 --> 01:32:18,879
Speaker 4: see exactly what she is about.

2162
01:32:19,160 --> 01:32:21,320
Speaker 3: She uh is unfiltered.

2163
01:32:22,000 --> 01:32:24,599
Speaker 4: It makes it so fun to hear it coming from her,

2164
01:32:25,160 --> 01:32:27,720
Speaker 4: you man, and like it's just it's you.

2165
01:32:27,720 --> 01:32:27,920
Speaker 3: Guys.

2166
01:32:27,960 --> 01:32:31,000
Speaker 4: Got to check out someday you'll die streaming on Max.

2167
01:32:31,080 --> 01:32:34,080
Speaker 4: Go check her out live. She's a blast and she'll

2168
01:32:34,080 --> 01:32:38,479
Speaker 4: be hosting the Golden Globes here coming up fifth.

2169
01:32:38,600 --> 01:32:41,000
Speaker 3: Let's go. She's had a monster year. Thank you so

2170
01:32:41,120 --> 01:32:41,800
Speaker 3: much for doing the.

2171
01:32:41,720 --> 01:32:44,040
Speaker 1: Show so much. It was such an honor. It was fun.

2172
01:32:45,560 --> 01:32:49,320
Speaker 7: Wow, she really is funny stand she rocks.

2173
01:32:50,160 --> 01:32:53,120
Speaker 4: Her story is awesome and I'm so happy for her that,

2174
01:32:53,600 --> 01:32:55,320
Speaker 4: like a lot of people probably saw her for the

2175
01:32:55,360 --> 01:32:58,480
Speaker 4: first time at the roast and to see what she's

2176
01:32:59,240 --> 01:33:02,120
Speaker 4: used that to get, you know, become and get you know,

2177
01:33:02,200 --> 01:33:03,760
Speaker 4: she's been doing it for a long time. And she

2178
01:33:03,920 --> 01:33:06,799
Speaker 4: was explaining, you know, it takes it takes a special

2179
01:33:07,000 --> 01:33:10,160
Speaker 4: something that break, and you know, I don't know if

2180
01:33:10,160 --> 01:33:13,200
Speaker 4: that was her break, but you know, it was cool

2181
01:33:13,200 --> 01:33:14,759
Speaker 4: to hear her side of that story.

2182
01:33:15,200 --> 01:33:17,920
Speaker 8: It was cool to hear that she knew what it

2183
01:33:18,000 --> 01:33:20,240
Speaker 8: was going to be ahead of time and she did

2184
01:33:20,280 --> 01:33:21,160
Speaker 8: all that preparation.

2185
01:33:21,640 --> 01:33:22,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was.

2186
01:33:22,400 --> 01:33:24,280
Speaker 7: Dumbles Rose in the past, but none of them were.

2187
01:33:24,479 --> 01:33:27,080
Speaker 7: She You're right, she knew this was this was it, baby,

2188
01:33:27,120 --> 01:33:27,760
Speaker 7: this was a big one.

2189
01:33:27,800 --> 01:33:29,439
Speaker 3: Well, they hadn't been around in a minute, right.

2190
01:33:29,320 --> 01:33:31,080
Speaker 7: They hadn't been around in a minute. And it switched

2191
01:33:31,080 --> 01:33:32,639
Speaker 7: from Comedy Central over to Netflix.

2192
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Speaker 3: This is the first Netflix one.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, it was a live when the others were taped.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I forgot. I forgot that she was at the

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Speaker 3: Comedy Store when you were there. I remember, I forgot

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01:33:44,280 --> 01:33:46,920
Speaker 3: until she told me. She said that the zone we

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Speaker 3: were hearing that, it's like, oh, don't go in there.

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Speaker 3: You hear her stuff?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, rocking it, bro man.

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01:33:53,439 --> 01:33:55,519
Speaker 3: That was so cool. It was cool to go back

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Speaker 3: to that.

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Speaker 7: That time in place when when we were in the

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01:33:58,439 --> 01:34:01,439
Speaker 7: writer's room and jamming and it was that was really

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01:34:01,479 --> 01:34:02,240
Speaker 7: a magical night.

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01:34:02,680 --> 01:34:03,880
Speaker 3: It's cool. It was so cool.

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01:34:03,960 --> 01:34:06,640
Speaker 8: I wanted to dig in more about if Jeff was

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01:34:06,680 --> 01:34:09,519
Speaker 8: telling comedians the stuff that you guys like, how like

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01:34:09,880 --> 01:34:12,400
Speaker 8: tactfully he was telling people what jokes were coming out

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Speaker 8: and what people were using.

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01:34:15,640 --> 01:34:18,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm curious, yeah.

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01:34:20,280 --> 01:34:22,479
Speaker 8: Yeah, or there these guys are doing this one kind

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01:34:22,479 --> 01:34:23,400
Speaker 8: of being the puppet master.

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01:34:23,560 --> 01:34:25,320
Speaker 3: Jeff was amazing roast master.

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Speaker 7: Rose master general himself. Baby on who's next?

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01:34:28,720 --> 01:34:29,479
Speaker 3: Who's next?

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01:34:29,680 --> 01:34:30,599
Speaker 7: Lebron's next?

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01:34:30,800 --> 01:34:31,280
Speaker 3: Lebron?

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Speaker 7: That'd be insane?

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01:34:33,840 --> 01:34:36,840
Speaker 3: Or I mean, did you get an active? Is Patty

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01:34:36,880 --> 01:34:37,200
Speaker 3: too young?

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Speaker 7: I was gonna say it's killer Trav or Patty too young?

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01:34:39,479 --> 01:34:43,479
Speaker 3: I don't know, they need more. I think out there,

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01:34:43,560 --> 01:34:47,360
Speaker 3: I think you need to be like, couldn't get roasted

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01:34:47,439 --> 01:34:50,360
Speaker 3: right now because well he's a huge star. You gotta

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01:34:50,400 --> 01:34:52,080
Speaker 3: be like done. I think I don't know.

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01:34:52,320 --> 01:34:52,680
Speaker 7: I don't know.

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01:34:53,080 --> 01:34:57,559
Speaker 4: I think if they could get Trav, they'd do there's

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01:34:57,600 --> 01:35:00,960
Speaker 4: two hundred and thirty million, no SLAPPI.

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01:35:00,800 --> 01:35:01,679
Speaker 3: That'd be crazy. Bro.

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01:35:02,400 --> 01:35:04,559
Speaker 7: Either way, what a time. I think he was awesome.

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01:35:04,840 --> 01:35:08,800
Speaker 3: She was such a cool, like she just yeah, she rocks.

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01:35:08,840 --> 01:35:10,960
Speaker 3: It's cool that like how much she's like actually getting

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01:35:11,000 --> 01:35:12,439
Speaker 3: into football. It's awesome.

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01:35:12,840 --> 01:35:15,439
Speaker 7: Amen and great hanging in the Nutthouse. Yeah, came right

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01:35:15,479 --> 01:35:17,160
Speaker 7: in and felt like she was one of the crew.

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01:35:17,200 --> 01:35:19,479
Speaker 3: I love it. Yeah, she was good. I liked it.

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01:35:19,479 --> 01:35:21,240
Speaker 3: It was fun. I can't wait to keep watching her.

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01:35:21,680 --> 01:35:26,240
Speaker 4: Indeed, you know now, I'm like, it's kind of like

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01:35:26,280 --> 01:35:28,920
Speaker 4: when you meet some you know, like you're vested.

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Speaker 3: Now.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, Golden Globes. Maybe I can't wait.

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01:35:31,880 --> 01:35:34,840
Speaker 3: Golden Globes. Probably wouldn't watched it, but now I will.

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01:35:35,120 --> 01:35:36,599
Speaker 7: Amen, I will be rooting for her.

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01:35:37,760 --> 01:35:41,040
Speaker 3: But I like the you're watching Golden Globes ter.

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01:35:41,200 --> 01:35:42,240
Speaker 7: I love the Golden Globes.

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01:35:42,439 --> 01:35:44,080
Speaker 3: I watched the Oscar I love the Awards season.

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01:35:44,080 --> 01:35:44,479
Speaker 7: It's fun.

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01:35:44,520 --> 01:35:48,240
Speaker 3: I like all the Hollywood types patting around back who.

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01:35:48,120 --> 01:35:50,480
Speaker 7: Needs it, But I like seeing the fits and the pageantry.

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Speaker 7: It's fun, a celebration of the industry.

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Speaker 3: Honestly, I don't think I watched the whole thing. I

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01:35:55,640 --> 01:36:01,160
Speaker 3: think I just get four hours spark no version of it.

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01:36:03,840 --> 01:36:07,120
Speaker 7: I love a nuthouse guest that follows us and likes

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01:36:07,120 --> 01:36:09,639
Speaker 7: our clips, and she knew she knew the vibe.

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Speaker 3: I love that so cool.

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Speaker 7: I was tickled, man.

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01:36:12,360 --> 01:36:18,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, you definitely also can we just bon Jovi? Like Jo,

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01:36:19,400 --> 01:36:22,479
Speaker 3: what a fucking mens this guy? Just goes out and

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01:36:24,040 --> 01:36:25,439
Speaker 3: talks people off bridges.

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Speaker 7: Do you think he would have had the courage to

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01:36:27,600 --> 01:36:29,000
Speaker 7: do that had he not just talked to us.

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01:36:30,600 --> 01:36:32,559
Speaker 4: Do you think he's saying to her a little maybe

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01:36:32,600 --> 01:36:36,920
Speaker 4: a little acoustic version like in key maybe this will spark.

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01:36:37,880 --> 01:36:40,960
Speaker 3: This was spark something he could bro that is incredible.

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01:36:41,160 --> 01:36:44,360
Speaker 3: What a guy to your lists?

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01:36:45,080 --> 01:36:47,360
Speaker 8: No, No, because we're beginning, I'm going to a lot

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01:36:47,360 --> 01:36:49,160
Speaker 8: of text messages because he was just on the show

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01:36:49,200 --> 01:36:51,000
Speaker 8: and the timing of this, and it's just like the

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01:36:51,000 --> 01:36:52,559
Speaker 8: one thing that is like I'm not surprised at all,

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01:36:52,600 --> 01:36:54,000
Speaker 8: because at all he was such.

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01:36:53,840 --> 01:36:56,920
Speaker 3: A genuine, nice, hospitable, amazing human being. I wasn't surprised

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01:36:56,960 --> 01:36:59,960
Speaker 3: And I was like almost like is this like probably

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01:37:00,080 --> 01:37:00,680
Speaker 3: third time in time?

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01:37:01,439 --> 01:37:02,200
Speaker 7: It's like an old headline.

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01:37:02,240 --> 01:37:04,599
Speaker 4: Yeah, John is so cool. Yeah, it's a sweet person.

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01:37:04,680 --> 01:37:06,760
Speaker 4: I always said that he's the best. And to see

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01:37:06,800 --> 01:37:09,080
Speaker 4: him talking to Lady off the left, I mean, we

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01:37:09,120 --> 01:37:09,840
Speaker 4: should make this.

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01:37:09,880 --> 01:37:11,200
Speaker 3: There should be a movie. We should make a movie

2280
01:37:11,200 --> 01:37:14,000
Speaker 3: about this. I'm with you, get Oliver Stone to do it. Yeah,

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01:37:14,000 --> 01:37:14,840
Speaker 3: we'll get Oliver Stone.

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01:37:15,800 --> 01:37:18,360
Speaker 4: All right, let's jump into a little something. You know

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01:37:18,400 --> 01:37:22,000
Speaker 4: we've been reading all these Apple podcast reviews. So let's

2284
01:37:22,080 --> 01:37:24,000
Speaker 4: let's hear a couple of them. You know these these

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01:37:24,000 --> 01:37:24,599
Speaker 4: have been fun.

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01:37:24,880 --> 01:37:26,720
Speaker 3: This is to encourage you to write more.

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01:37:27,600 --> 01:37:28,599
Speaker 7: Wait, you want me to read these out?

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01:37:28,600 --> 01:37:31,360
Speaker 3: Are we? Yeah? That's funny to do it? All right?

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01:37:31,680 --> 01:37:33,120
Speaker 3: We got we got our first.

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01:37:32,880 --> 01:37:35,920
Speaker 5: One here from west Bound double O seven five star

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01:37:36,080 --> 01:37:40,439
Speaker 5: review category. The title of this one is Macho the

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01:37:40,520 --> 01:37:45,200
Speaker 5: Macho Man impressions. We're freaking amazing. I love this podcast.

2293
01:37:45,400 --> 01:37:47,959
Speaker 5: That was a great moment from the Becky lynchup as Westbound.

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01:37:47,960 --> 01:37:48,360
Speaker 3: Where is that?

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01:37:48,439 --> 01:37:50,160
Speaker 7: You think anywhere Western Mississippi?

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01:37:50,160 --> 01:37:53,200
Speaker 3: Maybe? I think it's maybe he's an old one. He's

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01:37:53,200 --> 01:37:55,040
Speaker 3: not anywhere. He's going west west.

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01:37:54,840 --> 01:37:57,720
Speaker 7: Go west, young man. And he also lives.

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01:37:57,840 --> 01:38:00,320
Speaker 4: Maybe he's a spy because he's double oh seven Yeah,

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01:38:00,600 --> 01:38:01,320
Speaker 4: a double agent.

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01:38:02,479 --> 01:38:05,400
Speaker 3: Oh it's pretty cool, you guys. Are I don't know?

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01:38:05,439 --> 01:38:07,360
Speaker 3: Every time I do the machu mad I can't talk

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01:38:07,439 --> 01:38:08,520
Speaker 3: for like three days.

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01:38:08,600 --> 01:38:16,320
Speaker 7: Into a slim gym.

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01:38:15,520 --> 01:38:25,680
Speaker 3: Watch out top wing. You look at that all right?

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01:38:25,760 --> 01:38:28,120
Speaker 7: Next review, you'll know you'll know when.

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01:38:27,920 --> 01:38:31,200
Speaker 8: We recorded this is if you watch Fox NFL Kickoff

2308
01:38:31,520 --> 01:38:33,360
Speaker 8: and Jules can't talk.

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01:38:34,160 --> 01:38:35,800
Speaker 3: Just did this episode?

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01:38:35,880 --> 01:38:36,080
Speaker 7: Now?

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01:38:36,120 --> 01:38:36,400
Speaker 3: Please?

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01:38:36,439 --> 01:38:39,360
Speaker 8: Extra honey fronto, let me read this one all right,

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01:38:39,520 --> 01:38:40,920
Speaker 8: this is from the kind.

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01:38:41,479 --> 01:38:44,519
Speaker 3: Uh. The title is great five stars. The review is

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01:38:44,640 --> 01:38:48,320
Speaker 3: great pod short and sweet. I like it short and sweet,

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01:38:48,439 --> 01:38:49,120
Speaker 3: short and sweet.

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01:38:49,400 --> 01:38:53,280
Speaker 7: All the kind is kind fan of maybe just a

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01:38:53,360 --> 01:38:54,760
Speaker 7: kind guy or he's a fan of the bar. I

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01:38:54,760 --> 01:38:55,080
Speaker 7: don't know.

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01:38:55,360 --> 01:39:04,680
Speaker 4: It's th h a though, yeah, space, ok.

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01:39:02,840 --> 01:39:06,400
Speaker 7: Gosh, alright, next review, that's a good one from mom

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01:39:06,520 --> 01:39:09,439
Speaker 7: Beck nine one six, shout out mom Beck. Mom Beck

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01:39:09,720 --> 01:39:11,120
Speaker 7: pod is a weekly listen.

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01:39:11,439 --> 01:39:14,799
Speaker 3: Wait that where's at? That the dos?

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01:39:14,920 --> 01:39:18,840
Speaker 7: Mom Beck is that New York? That is Sacramento.

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01:39:19,720 --> 01:39:24,360
Speaker 3: Speaking of anonymous reviewers, all right.

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01:39:24,200 --> 01:39:31,120
Speaker 7: Mom Beck nine one six is like a five star review.

2328
01:39:31,360 --> 01:39:34,719
Speaker 3: Jules Jack and Kyler suck bubbs love the pod boys.

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01:39:34,720 --> 01:39:36,599
Speaker 5: It's a part of my workdays, and I love going

2330
01:39:36,600 --> 01:39:38,960
Speaker 5: back and listening to old Epps to catch up on

2331
01:39:39,040 --> 01:39:42,320
Speaker 5: something I maybe missed. I know it's a tough task,

2332
01:39:42,560 --> 01:39:45,240
Speaker 5: but is there any way we can get Bobby Orr on.

2333
01:39:45,200 --> 01:39:48,320
Speaker 7: The pod to talk about the goal the Flying gold

2334
01:39:48,400 --> 01:39:51,800
Speaker 7: Blues that clinched Boston the seventy two Stanley Cup. You

2335
01:39:51,840 --> 01:39:54,880
Speaker 7: ask any hockey fan alive during the time, and maybe

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01:39:54,960 --> 01:39:58,320
Speaker 7: even no still if they were raised right. Bobby Or

2337
01:39:58,400 --> 01:40:00,800
Speaker 7: is the greatest defenseman of all time. Would love to

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01:40:00,800 --> 01:40:01,559
Speaker 7: hear a Bobby or.

2339
01:40:01,560 --> 01:40:04,880
Speaker 3: App probably the great statute of all the time, t

2340
01:40:05,200 --> 01:40:07,479
Speaker 3: bro in credible moment. Yeah, we gotta get him on.

2341
01:40:07,720 --> 01:40:10,120
Speaker 8: We've got more hockey coming. We're gonna be doing more hockey.

2342
01:40:10,360 --> 01:40:14,080
Speaker 8: This would be a white Whale episode. Guest, you're talking

2343
01:40:14,080 --> 01:40:17,120
Speaker 8: with a former teammate of his mom back, so we'll

2344
01:40:17,160 --> 01:40:20,760
Speaker 8: see on that. But who maybe has assisted this goal?

2345
01:40:20,840 --> 01:40:25,400
Speaker 8: For all you buckheadshead but yeah, more hockey, Bobby Orr

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01:40:25,400 --> 01:40:28,080
Speaker 8: would be incredible. I d m them to try. I

2347
01:40:28,080 --> 01:40:31,400
Speaker 8: don't know on social media. Yeah, he didn't respond, so

2348
01:40:31,479 --> 01:40:32,439
Speaker 8: he might not be in there.

2349
01:40:32,640 --> 01:40:36,479
Speaker 3: Damn. Like great granddaughter, could she needs to be in there?

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01:40:38,120 --> 01:40:42,240
Speaker 3: Maybe seventy No, that was a long time ago, seventy six. Yeah,

2351
01:40:42,439 --> 01:40:45,400
Speaker 3: that's old. Yep, it looks great.

2352
01:40:45,560 --> 01:40:47,360
Speaker 4: He doesn't have a great granddaughter. He could if he

2353
01:40:47,400 --> 01:40:51,160
Speaker 4: had a kid young. No, you can't have great can you?

2354
01:40:51,200 --> 01:40:53,840
Speaker 3: So you'd have a kid that kid would have a

2355
01:40:53,920 --> 01:40:57,240
Speaker 3: kid at a young age.

2356
01:40:58,000 --> 01:41:00,519
Speaker 7: Just add innate to the family of having your kids young.

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01:41:00,640 --> 01:41:01,360
Speaker 3: Young kids.

2358
01:41:01,400 --> 01:41:04,719
Speaker 4: I mean, maybe they're from you know, Canada, rural Canada.

2359
01:41:05,120 --> 01:41:07,439
Speaker 4: You know it could be different over there. Is he

2360
01:41:07,520 --> 01:41:08,919
Speaker 4: Canadian Ontario?

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01:41:09,280 --> 01:41:12,200
Speaker 3: Yeah? I see rural Canada. Maybe there you go, one

2362
01:41:12,240 --> 01:41:14,280
Speaker 3: of the best ever. Do it. It'd be great. I

2363
01:41:14,320 --> 01:41:16,840
Speaker 3: want to see his young his young family. Shout out.

2364
01:41:17,200 --> 01:41:22,200
Speaker 7: Shout out to his possibly young family a nostalgic roller

2365
01:41:22,280 --> 01:41:26,519
Speaker 7: coaster ride. This is a five star review from Fudge

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01:41:26,560 --> 01:41:30,080
Speaker 7: flaps quite the username.

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01:41:29,840 --> 01:41:32,599
Speaker 3: Go my God, this is a long one.

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01:41:32,720 --> 01:41:35,920
Speaker 5: This is a very long one. So all of my

2369
01:41:36,000 --> 01:41:40,440
Speaker 5: New England Patriots fandom aside. Julian Edelman has posted himself

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01:41:40,640 --> 01:41:43,640
Speaker 5: as one of the most intriguing and knowledgeable hosts in

2371
01:41:43,680 --> 01:41:45,639
Speaker 5: the game right on Broo we pay for.

2372
01:41:45,560 --> 01:41:47,280
Speaker 3: This, always excited to share.

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01:41:47,400 --> 01:41:51,320
Speaker 7: While maintains the ability to listen and be curious. I

2374
01:41:51,479 --> 01:41:52,559
Speaker 7: always love hearing the.

2375
01:41:52,479 --> 01:41:54,880
Speaker 5: Ins and outs of historic sports moments, and when this

2376
01:41:55,040 --> 01:41:58,320
Speaker 5: podcast made its way into the world, I found an

2377
01:41:58,400 --> 01:42:02,559
Speaker 5: unbelievable source of entertainment, humor, and ever present wonder of

2378
01:42:02,680 --> 01:42:06,160
Speaker 5: sitting and just riffing off statistics and talking about random

2379
01:42:06,160 --> 01:42:09,000
Speaker 5: sports moments with the boys. This show helps me smile,

2380
01:42:09,400 --> 01:42:12,439
Speaker 5: escape the dark times, and I remember that I've listened

2381
01:42:12,520 --> 01:42:15,280
Speaker 5: through some of the greatest games ever. As a lifelong

2382
01:42:15,320 --> 01:42:18,840
Speaker 5: sports fanatic, this show brings my serotonin to a whole

2383
01:42:18,880 --> 01:42:22,600
Speaker 5: new level. Wo oh Man, Fudge Flaps is nice with

2384
01:42:22,640 --> 01:42:23,680
Speaker 5: the ben What.

2385
01:42:23,760 --> 01:42:27,800
Speaker 3: A guy Fudge Flaps is? Did he He's that's like

2386
01:42:27,840 --> 01:42:32,400
Speaker 3: a very good written review. It was bro very like.

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01:42:32,880 --> 01:42:34,760
Speaker 3: That was great serotonin.

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01:42:35,360 --> 01:42:37,599
Speaker 5: The fact that we can get a little serotonin boost

2389
01:42:38,280 --> 01:42:39,760
Speaker 5: and the fact that we can help you through those

2390
01:42:39,840 --> 01:42:41,000
Speaker 5: dark and that's an honor.

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01:42:41,800 --> 01:42:47,439
Speaker 3: I'm curious about you, Fludge Fluod Fudge Flaps. I wanted

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01:42:47,479 --> 01:42:53,200
Speaker 3: to say, Fludge Apps, I'm maybe dyslexic. You think they

2393
01:42:53,240 --> 01:42:56,439
Speaker 3: would have diagnosed that no years ago.

2394
01:42:59,320 --> 01:43:01,440
Speaker 7: I like nuts and cutch. How about you?

2395
01:43:01,439 --> 01:43:02,240
Speaker 3: You like what I like?

2396
01:43:02,280 --> 01:43:05,760
Speaker 7: Some nuts in my fudge? Got Yeah, you gotta get

2397
01:43:05,760 --> 01:43:06,760
Speaker 7: a little crunch in there.

2398
01:43:06,840 --> 01:43:10,280
Speaker 3: You like to dip your nuts and fudge? What what? Kyler?

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01:43:10,360 --> 01:43:12,120
Speaker 3: Live a little? You want to read this on Jewels

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01:43:13,040 --> 01:43:13,719
Speaker 3: to May.

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01:43:15,400 --> 01:43:21,719
Speaker 4: Oh or to May ten twelve best podcast by a mile.

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01:43:21,880 --> 01:43:26,559
Speaker 4: But Jules tell Kyer Kyler to have fun once in

2403
01:43:26,600 --> 01:43:30,839
Speaker 4: a while instead of saying, let's wrap this up seventy

2404
01:43:30,960 --> 01:43:34,120
Speaker 4: times when you and Jack are having a good old

2405
01:43:34,200 --> 01:43:38,080
Speaker 4: time other than that Killer show Boys.

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01:43:38,360 --> 01:43:40,519
Speaker 3: To May can we wrap this up.

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01:43:42,240 --> 01:43:43,240
Speaker 7: Seventy times?

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01:43:43,760 --> 01:43:46,360
Speaker 3: There's only so much hard drive space in the world.

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01:43:46,800 --> 01:43:50,040
Speaker 4: I wish you saw behind this the camera? How much

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Speaker 4: times he tells us to wrap it up. You know

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01:43:53,280 --> 01:43:56,240
Speaker 4: it's even crazier is when he's I'm getting the exclamation

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01:43:56,400 --> 01:43:58,200
Speaker 4: points on the docks and stuff.

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01:43:57,960 --> 01:44:00,639
Speaker 3: And you're like, we got four minutes back to get out.

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01:44:01,080 --> 01:44:04,200
Speaker 8: Oh, it's a perfect it's a perfect time for a

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01:44:04,240 --> 01:44:07,920
Speaker 8: follow up question. That is dumb got to get people

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01:44:07,920 --> 01:44:08,439
Speaker 8: in and out.

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01:44:08,920 --> 01:44:12,160
Speaker 3: We're well, machine, okay, you just can't destroy the art,

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01:44:12,360 --> 01:44:15,519
Speaker 3: the integrity of the art of the conversation the baby.

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01:44:15,600 --> 01:44:18,120
Speaker 3: Is there an audiobook version of that? Yeah? I just

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01:44:18,160 --> 01:44:20,519
Speaker 3: said that two seconds ago. No, he didn't, he did,

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01:44:21,040 --> 01:44:25,160
Speaker 3: did he? Well? They might listening and curiosity, According to

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01:44:25,680 --> 01:44:32,200
Speaker 3: Fudge flat person Flash is fucking way off flaps watching

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01:44:33,320 --> 01:44:37,080
Speaker 3: or listening to you should praise the curiosity. We love

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01:44:37,120 --> 01:44:40,000
Speaker 3: the riff, baby, we love it. Key and Michael Key,

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01:44:40,000 --> 01:44:40,640
Speaker 3: we're talking about it.

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01:44:40,720 --> 01:44:44,479
Speaker 4: Key and Michael Key. I wonder if he uh is

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01:44:44,520 --> 01:44:45,760
Speaker 4: going to read the audiobook.

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01:44:48,040 --> 01:44:50,040
Speaker 3: He's going to read his own audiobook?

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01:44:50,560 --> 01:44:52,080
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, is he narrating it?

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01:44:52,120 --> 01:44:53,559
Speaker 3: Is he's gonna say?

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01:44:53,600 --> 01:44:54,439
Speaker 7: I was about to ask him that.

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01:44:54,560 --> 01:44:58,400
Speaker 3: I mean, he's a voice actor. He killed this guy's

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01:44:58,400 --> 01:45:01,720
Speaker 3: fucking did you do your own? I did take a

2434
01:45:01,800 --> 01:45:02,280
Speaker 3: long time?

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01:45:02,800 --> 01:45:06,479
Speaker 7: Who did yours? Can you imagine some some right now.

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01:45:06,680 --> 01:45:09,240
Speaker 3: I wouldn't wish. I wouldn't wish that on my worst

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01:45:09,920 --> 01:45:11,760
Speaker 3: I think I listened to a little bit, and it's

2438
01:45:11,800 --> 01:45:15,920
Speaker 3: so funny to hear like like uh uh, a man

2439
01:45:15,960 --> 01:45:19,679
Speaker 3: of you know, nice literature have to say like let's

2440
01:45:19,680 --> 01:45:23,920
Speaker 3: the fuck go up? Bro, Like like when they're quoting

2441
01:45:24,000 --> 01:45:28,000
Speaker 3: me certain things like let's fucking go and he said

2442
01:45:28,160 --> 01:45:30,439
Speaker 3: it was let's fucking go, you know what I mean?

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01:45:32,160 --> 01:45:35,680
Speaker 3: Recording that audiobook would probably take longer than writing it.

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01:45:36,160 --> 01:45:38,680
Speaker 3: Writing it took a long time. Actually, dude, shout out

2445
01:45:38,680 --> 01:45:41,280
Speaker 3: to greg Gregory Abbey, Bro, that was the guy that

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01:45:41,360 --> 01:45:45,559
Speaker 3: did it and shot. Gregory Abbey was a narrator though, Oh,

2447
01:45:45,600 --> 01:45:46,200
Speaker 3: gat of mine.

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01:45:46,280 --> 01:45:48,880
Speaker 7: Yeah, he's in bull Yeah he's done some stuff.

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01:45:48,920 --> 01:45:50,960
Speaker 3: Bro, let's put him on real quick. I want to

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01:45:50,960 --> 01:45:51,559
Speaker 3: hear his voice.

2451
01:45:52,479 --> 01:45:54,000
Speaker 7: FBI, He's he's done some stuff.

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01:45:54,360 --> 01:45:58,280
Speaker 6: Shout how Gregory the Atlanta Falcon speed and execution and

2453
01:45:58,439 --> 01:46:01,080
Speaker 6: our lack of precision put us in a Super Bowl

2454
01:46:01,120 --> 01:46:04,080
Speaker 6: hole deeper than one any team had ever climbed out of.

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01:46:05,360 --> 01:46:07,799
Speaker 6: What made me so sure they would be a plot twist?

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01:46:08,320 --> 01:46:12,080
Speaker 6: Didn't I have doubts? No, we'd been in holes like

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01:46:12,120 --> 01:46:15,320
Speaker 6: this before. In Super Bowl forty nine, we trailed by

2458
01:46:15,400 --> 01:46:17,840
Speaker 6: ten at the start of the fourth quarter against Seattle.

2459
01:46:18,400 --> 01:46:21,320
Speaker 6: No team had ever erased a double digit deficit in

2460
01:46:21,360 --> 01:46:22,840
Speaker 6: the fourth quarter of a Super Bowl.

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01:46:23,439 --> 01:46:25,000
Speaker 3: We did. We did.

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01:46:25,080 --> 01:46:28,160
Speaker 6: Nobody believed in us then, I was sure. Nobody believed

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01:46:28,200 --> 01:46:32,160
Speaker 6: in us. Now that didn't matter. Nobody believed a lot

2464
01:46:32,200 --> 01:46:33,879
Speaker 6: of us would even get to the NFL.

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01:46:34,479 --> 01:46:35,080
Speaker 3: Here we were.

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01:46:35,880 --> 01:46:38,599
Speaker 6: Nobody believed Tom Brady would go from a six round

2467
01:46:38,600 --> 01:46:42,679
Speaker 6: pick to the best ever he did. Nobody believed Bill

2468
01:46:42,720 --> 01:46:45,360
Speaker 6: Belichick was a legend in waiting when he was hired

2469
01:46:45,360 --> 01:46:46,960
Speaker 6: by the Patriots in two thousand.

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01:46:47,680 --> 01:46:48,080
Speaker 3: He was.

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01:46:49,320 --> 01:46:51,960
Speaker 6: Nobody believed I could play quarterback at a Division one

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01:46:52,040 --> 01:46:55,360
Speaker 6: football program in college and turned myself into a wide

2473
01:46:55,400 --> 01:46:56,559
Speaker 6: receiver in the NFL.

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01:46:57,400 --> 01:46:57,880
Speaker 3: I had.

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01:46:58,920 --> 01:47:02,200
Speaker 6: Our organization was loaded with people who ignored doubters to

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01:47:02,240 --> 01:47:05,960
Speaker 6: get where they were. Just before the second half kickoff,

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01:47:06,120 --> 01:47:08,800
Speaker 6: Tom sat down next to me on our bench. I

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01:47:08,920 --> 01:47:12,120
Speaker 6: reminded him once more, gonna be a hell of a story.

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01:47:13,000 --> 01:47:16,639
Speaker 6: Hell yeah, he said, Hell yeah. Coming out of halftime

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01:47:16,680 --> 01:47:19,000
Speaker 6: the falcon She's.

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01:47:18,880 --> 01:47:22,240
Speaker 3: Like a good book. We should read that checked out out. Dude,

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01:47:22,240 --> 01:47:23,719
Speaker 3: sounds awesome. Dude.

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01:47:23,880 --> 01:47:27,719
Speaker 5: Now I'm I'm deep in the Gregory Abbey Wikipedia page.

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01:47:28,320 --> 01:47:33,200
Speaker 3: I said it's gonna be a hell of a story. Yeah. Yeah.

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01:47:33,360 --> 01:47:35,200
Speaker 7: He did a lot of work on Teenage Mutant Ninja

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01:47:35,280 --> 01:47:37,759
Speaker 7: Turtles some yu gi oh nice.

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01:47:38,040 --> 01:47:41,280
Speaker 3: I like him. All right, let's wrap this up. Well,

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01:47:42,040 --> 01:47:42,759
Speaker 3: what a game.

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01:47:43,040 --> 01:47:46,320
Speaker 4: Thanks again to Nikki. That was a fun episode. And

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01:47:46,320 --> 01:47:48,439
Speaker 4: that's been another episode of Games with Names.

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Speaker 8: Oh wait, hold on, I had a joke I wrote

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01:47:50,200 --> 01:47:54,160
Speaker 8: for this. Uh jack was so did wrap it up?

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01:47:54,200 --> 01:48:00,400
Speaker 3: Wrap it up? What a game. That's thanks again to Nicky.

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01:48:01,240 --> 01:48:03,320
Speaker 3: That's been another episode of Games with Names.

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