Speaker 1: M oh no, you stay.
Speaker 2: God, you showed up, you feared up right, You rhetoric bastards.
Speaker 1: Rhetoric bastards. You know what you do?
Speaker 3: Or fan the flames? You always fan j Rederick, Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 3: call me Rederick Douglass. You're Readerick Douglass.
Speaker 2: I'm JJ Redrick. Rhetoric, the entertainer, rhetoric.
Speaker 1: So stupid. Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season three fifty,
Speaker 1: episode five of Daredaly's I Guys Stay Introduction of iHeart Radio.
Speaker 1: This is a podcast where we take deep dive in
Speaker 1: New America share consciousness. And it is Friday, August ninth,
Speaker 1: twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2: You're cool man, Yeah, yeah, I'm from La Man.
Speaker 1: Where are you from? Yeah, Miles from fly right right right?
Speaker 2: Okay, Well it is August ninth, National Passion Fruit Day, Nation. Wow,
Speaker 2: this is a probably National deep Day, because yes, are
Speaker 2: the theol just looks like a TV show from HBO.
Speaker 1: National Rice Pudding Day, and National book Lover's Day.
Speaker 2: Shout out the bibliophiles out there, because it's your time, booklovers.
Speaker 1: Not me, man, not me, not you.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 1: I'm either either fishing or just tossing pigskin around and
Speaker 1: not yeah man, knocking the books out of my kid's hands,
Speaker 1: you know, like, get your nose out of that book.
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Did I tell you who the greatest quarterback all time
Speaker 2: is in there?
Speaker 1: Then get it at a storm. Randall Cunningham, Randall Cunningham,
Speaker 1: all right, it's Donaldan.
Speaker 2: My name is Jack O'Brien aka Shout Shout.
Speaker 4: I fucked a couch, loop up the glove and I
Speaker 4: whip it out.
Speaker 1: Come on, I'm fucking a couch, So come on that one.
Speaker 1: Curtisy baby Nice on the Discord, Baby Nice? Is that
Speaker 1: a first timer? I don't know. Maybe that sounds.
Speaker 2: Like a new collection of words, Baby Nice.
Speaker 1: I mean it's not words to my ear because I
Speaker 1: say it every time I open up a fresh pie
Speaker 1: of Manco Manco's cheese. Baby Nice, Baby, I am down
Speaker 1: the shore in case you can tell by the accent.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm, yeah, I am here aka Discord is popping.
Speaker 1: Shout out to cheese baby nights for that one. I
Speaker 1: appreciate you. I'm thrilled to be joined as always buy
Speaker 1: my co host. I'm gonna stop it. Mister Miles Grass
Speaker 1: It's Miles Gray Cat.
Speaker 4: It was put down, Oh love Whenny's body buy a
Speaker 4: car cross town, Little risen dude wanders round, sees a
Speaker 4: bear ground and things meet by the pound falcone is
Speaker 4: his forte each and every day with the whole mask,
Speaker 4: he's blowing the drunk out of his mind.
Speaker 1: Wow or maybe yes, the brain wors this time. Wow.
Speaker 4: North side to the south side with a fat hide,
Speaker 4: sinking up his ride, thinking about thinking about this big
Speaker 4: old cash coked on the dash but late four friends
Speaker 4: be a bash by no means sad beg but poor
Speaker 4: but pooh bear, he just can't have it. Yogi was
Speaker 4: a perfect ten jumping in beIN's use ideas from Yo,
Speaker 4: drunk friends, all right, shut up to damn.
Speaker 2: You sick one for that no dignity weird black. There
Speaker 2: was even a whole motherfucking chorus, but I couldn't get
Speaker 2: to it because I was running out of breath. But
Speaker 2: thank you for that one.
Speaker 1: Circular breathing well circular Yeah like Kenny G. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: Does I think he holds the record for longest to
Speaker 2: stay note Because of this, I remember back in the
Speaker 2: day that was like for band nerds. I remember being
Speaker 2: like Kenny G just set the record for longest secular breathing, no.
Speaker 5: King shit, yeah, fucking king right there. He had a
Speaker 5: fucking b flat for forty five minutes.
Speaker 1: Myles, we are thrilled, fortunate, pleased to be joined in
Speaker 1: our third seed by a cursed no never, by a
Speaker 1: brilliant comedian, writer, actor who's brought you comedy albums such
Speaker 1: as the Blake album, Stuffed Boy, Live from the Pandemic
Speaker 1: and his new special Daddy Lung Legs, which you can
Speaker 1: go watch right now on YouTube. Please welcome, the hilarious,
Speaker 1: the chaotic, the riding recumbent bicycle in short shorts. It's
Speaker 1: Blake Wexlan.
Speaker 3: This is Blake Wexler, aka my Dad's conception, my dad's conception.
Speaker 3: You and me gonna celebrate the year and my dad
Speaker 3: was born in Ah because you heard about his birthday. Yeah,
Speaker 3: my dad's eighty two. That is my true from the
Speaker 3: bad reputation. You guys don't listen to Tailor Swift, do you.
Speaker 3: It's my dad's birthday today, so happy birthday.
Speaker 6: It was my mom's birthday recently. Yeah, how's your dad?
Speaker 6: My dad's blumpers are they'd come into their own? Actually no,
Speaker 6: they're growing in nicely noise.
Speaker 1: Two years young. You said eighty two years God damn
Speaker 1: all right, happy birthday two years mister web big webs
Speaker 1: in effect, and you named your special after him. Daddy
Speaker 1: long likes Daddy long legs. How long are his looks?
Speaker 3: They I actually use circumference and length interchangeably, so they are.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I would say that's a weird.
Speaker 2: Thing about you, but you shouldn't do that.
Speaker 1: You would imagine very misleading.
Speaker 3: No, Sharon Ma, how little it affects my day to day?
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, rarely.
Speaker 3: Comes up, but in times like these it is. It
Speaker 3: does take a little bit of a you.
Speaker 1: Know, back sometimes if you use it interchangeably, sometimes you
Speaker 1: are referring to You're like, oh, man, this is going
Speaker 1: to be a drive with a very large circumference.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I go in a lot of tunnels, and that's why
Speaker 3: that's when it comes up. Primarily, Yes, you're having some
Speaker 3: Mac and Mancos. By the way, Mac and man or no,
Speaker 3: Mancos and Mancos.
Speaker 1: It was because Mancos was before the vicious street war
Speaker 1: of the late nineties where.
Speaker 3: They broke up, before the government tore down this great
Speaker 3: man because I don't know, maybe he hid millions of
Speaker 3: dollars and refused to pay taxes. But who in this
Speaker 3: new world does pay make the.
Speaker 1: Best slice of cheese pizza on the East Coast without
Speaker 1: having to spend some time in jail exactly.
Speaker 3: That's yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, fucking My wife and I
Speaker 3: also go down to Ocean City, New Jersey, and we
Speaker 3: she had she has CELIACX and edit that out.
Speaker 1: No, she does.
Speaker 2: She doesn't know yet.
Speaker 3: She has to find out.
Speaker 1: Is I.
Speaker 3: You know, I have power of attorney, so I get
Speaker 3: her reports, her health conservator, get hers servator. I'm a
Speaker 3: I'm that conservative that I'm a conservator of And but
Speaker 3: she started taking this medicine. She was like, hey, like,
Speaker 3: let's just because she gets sick if things are cross contaminated,
Speaker 3: so she has and have to have a bloaf of bread.
Speaker 3: It could be something fried in the same friar as
Speaker 3: something breaded, you know. So we're like, let's test this medicine.
Speaker 3: And we went to that pizza place that we're talking about,
Speaker 3: Maca and Mancos Mancos and she ordered a gluten free pizza.
Speaker 3: So again she's not gonna like just have a regular piece.
Speaker 3: We were sitting we dined in, and we were dining
Speaker 3: in and we saw them making it and I just go,
Speaker 3: do not look in that kitchen right now. And it
Speaker 3: was the guy I saw them have her pre made
Speaker 3: gluten free like crust or whatever, and just his hands
Speaker 3: caked in flour, caked into the into the cheese, grabs
Speaker 3: the cheese like throws it out of it. Yeah, just yeah,
Speaker 3: flowers the ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, what the fuck?
Speaker 3: It's just getting at everybody's eyes. People are like beeezing
Speaker 3: from the flower. But she ended up being okay, so
Speaker 3: all right, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: Step one, step one, run across to the music Pier
Speaker 1: to use the facilities over there. The only bathroom on
Speaker 1: the whole on the whole boardwalk is at the old
Speaker 1: Music Pier, where my kids are currently enjoying a local
Speaker 1: community theater edition of Greece right right now. Well, I'm
Speaker 1: headlining there tomorrow at four am. Yeah for Fridge, for you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a very big lake. We're going to get to
Speaker 1: know you a little bit better in a moment. First,
Speaker 1: we're going to tell the listeners a couple of things
Speaker 1: we're talking about. We're just going to keep following this.
Speaker 1: I guess there's a presidential election coming up, and uh
Speaker 1: so people are speculating Where has Trump gone? Why is
Speaker 1: jd Vance the only person on the road making public appearances.
Speaker 1: Prior to Trump's like impromptu press conference yesterday, he had
Speaker 1: been kind of scarce. So we'll talk about just what's
Speaker 1: going on with that campaign, because the polling continues to
Speaker 1: come in on jd. Vance and were not not encouraging.
Speaker 1: We will talk about the cotton candy burrito. Cotton candy burrito,
Speaker 1: let me see your roll that is that's been debuted
Speaker 1: at a Arizona cart at the Arizona Cardinals Stadium this
Speaker 1: season and looks fucked up.
Speaker 2: It looks like what the fault like what like Imperial collapse?
Speaker 2: Looks like you know what I mean, like this is
Speaker 2: the fall of Rome some like when I saw this,
Speaker 2: I was like, oh right, this is the fault.
Speaker 1: This is this is it?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, did you see the cotton candy burrito?
Speaker 2: Though, Oh my, it looks like a mascot blew its
Speaker 2: head off.
Speaker 1: Crazy.
Speaker 2: It looks like a suppository that like Barney the Purple
Speaker 2: Dinosaur would need or something. It's just very fantastic and odd. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know, Like I feel like in theory it
Speaker 1: could have worked, but they fucking blew it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll we'll have to do some analysis the only
Speaker 2: way we know how all of.
Speaker 1: That plenty more. But first, Blake, we do like to
Speaker 1: ask our guest, what is something from your search history.
Speaker 3: My recent search history that says something about me? Is
Speaker 3: how much does Fritz the Hippo way? And I was
Speaker 3: in Fritz the Hippo is a hippo, and he lives
Speaker 3: in Cincinnati, Ohio. And there's a very famous hippo at
Speaker 3: that zoo named Fiona the Hippo. I've been like really
Speaker 3: into hippos lately, and I was doing stand up there
Speaker 3: in the spring or early summer whenever I was there,
Speaker 3: and I went to the zoo and I saw these
Speaker 3: hippos and Fritz just turned two years old, and I
Speaker 3: couldn't get the exact way. This was a much longer
Speaker 3: experience than I wanted it to be, but it was
Speaker 3: so I don't know how much he weighs. Now, about
Speaker 3: five months ago he weighed one thing five hundred pounds.
Speaker 3: This thing's two, and apparently he gains ten pounds a week.
Speaker 3: So if you do the math there, we're at around two.
Speaker 3: We're around two thousand. I don't talk about my weight publicly,
Speaker 3: So I don't know why you would.
Speaker 2: You know, you don't have an agreed upon measurement for
Speaker 2: weight that helps us understand, so I design yeah, hey.
Speaker 1: That's like me on vacation, am I right? You guys?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, thank you a week laugh. Let me
Speaker 2: away from manco and Mankos please right, don't talk to
Speaker 2: me until I've had my coffee.
Speaker 1: Killed it, killed it.
Speaker 2: Wait, this baby hippo is two years old. Now you're
Speaker 2: saying it's the younger brother of a more. It's a
Speaker 2: brother of the more, fame of a famous or the
Speaker 2: child of a famous one.
Speaker 3: Correct, a younger brother. So a family of hippos is
Speaker 3: called a bloat apparently, which is just one of those
Speaker 3: fun things and like it.
Speaker 1: Can so insulting.
Speaker 3: It's oh, I guess that's true. They don't know, they
Speaker 3: don't They talk about it behind their their ample backs.
Speaker 3: But yeah, there's a big hippo. The big one is Tucker.
Speaker 3: And Tucker I was about to say West twenty thousand pounds,
Speaker 3: that can't be right, and then his wife thousand his
Speaker 3: wife or also you could say the mother. I don't
Speaker 3: know why I made this, and assist.
Speaker 2: Dude, they can weigh between thirty five hundred. They can
Speaker 2: live way between thirty five hundred and nine thou nine
Speaker 2: hundred pounds, crazy huge, nine thousand. This one pound seems
Speaker 2: like too many pounds. That's a lot, looks at Yeah,
Speaker 2: we get it, we get it. You're you're a hippo. Okay,
Speaker 2: you know how much pounds exactly.
Speaker 3: So, yeah, Bbie is the wife and then Fiona is
Speaker 3: the daughter.
Speaker 1: The whole fucking family treat and.
Speaker 3: That vertsus the younger one. Yeah, yeah, that's.
Speaker 1: Wait and wait what it even drew you to?
Speaker 2: I mean, I get that you were in the area,
Speaker 2: but like, what is it about a hippopotamus that you're like,
Speaker 2: hold on, now, hold on, now, let me look into it.
Speaker 1: And you want to know a little bit more.
Speaker 3: About these They are really cute but also horribly dangerous,
Speaker 3: Like they are they kill more people maybe than any
Speaker 3: other animal in Africa. Like, they're very, very dangerous, and
Speaker 3: that can be easily checked.
Speaker 1: But yeah, the cheeto is actually the deadliest animal, blake,
Speaker 1: I'm annoying. It is the deadliest large land mammal on there.
Speaker 1: This is true.
Speaker 3: When you have that many qualifiers, it kind of becomes
Speaker 3: less impressive.
Speaker 2: But are they the ones whose tails just like fling
Speaker 2: the ship out of their butts when they're pulling.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is disgusting. And that's that's what you know,
Speaker 3: the ship part. They're always good whatever. I have a
Speaker 3: ship related tail flicking question. I know number.
Speaker 1: I'm good for that.
Speaker 3: Two one three, No, no, no.
Speaker 1: Two one three.
Speaker 2: Maybe I'm from the eight one eight. Okay, it's my
Speaker 2: real number. It wasn't three o eight six seven two.
Speaker 3: Nine, And we'll be right back.
Speaker 2: Call in, call in.
Speaker 1: Some poor person is about to get no calls.
Speaker 3: Yeah, uh but yeah, no, that's so. He's he's getting older,
Speaker 3: he's getting bigger, and he's at that zoo. But yeah,
Speaker 3: I think I started getting just like anything. I don't
Speaker 3: he's getting older, he's getting younger, and he's his weight
Speaker 3: is fluctuating people, and I don't know what to do.
Speaker 3: Tim Walls is waded in. Tim Tim. We have Tim,
Speaker 3: Governor Tim on the line. I just get more and
Speaker 3: more nervous. We have Tim Tim, What Governor Fitzpatrick Devall
Speaker 3: Fitzpatrick is on the line. I don't know how we can.
Speaker 1: We have Bobby Jindall coming in through a satellite feed
Speaker 1: the color on a major league baseball call, just like
Speaker 1: and he is there, he's uh, he's a big boy,
Speaker 1: and he's at that zoo and three two pitch.
Speaker 3: It's like when a local newsperson has to to like
Speaker 3: band yeah yeah, for literally three and a half seconds
Speaker 3: longer than they prepared for. There's just not things like uh.
Speaker 3: It reminds me of that video where the eye like
Speaker 3: Turtle's kid, you know, and then the lady goes, oh, yes,
Speaker 3: you're a good zombie.
Speaker 1: I thought I was gonna get more there, You're good.
Speaker 1: That was at off speed pitch.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: She wasn't ready for that. Yeah yeah. What is something
Speaker 1: blake that you think is underrated?
Speaker 3: Underrated tropical storms because when we talk about them, it's
Speaker 3: often in the wake of they're constantly being compared to hurricanes,
Speaker 3: where oh, a hurricane's coming through. Thank god, it's not
Speaker 3: a hurricane anymore. It's merely a tropical storm, right, But
Speaker 3: those things are a pain in the ass too, especially
Speaker 3: down Like I have family down in the Southeast, and
Speaker 3: like they're fine, but it's the flooding that happens from
Speaker 3: just the rainfall. Where someone was going down the street
Speaker 3: in a canoe the other day in Charleston, South Carolina,
Speaker 3: which is wild, but yeah, it's a tropical storms underrated
Speaker 3: in terms of the damage that they can do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and still get storm surges and stuff. The second
Speaker 1: it gets reclassified as a tropical storm. It's just like
Speaker 1: like here the choppers take off, like all the fucking
Speaker 1: CNNA and like news trucks just peel out. Like there's
Speaker 1: like there's like wolf Blitzer shaped holes in the wall
Speaker 1: of a house somewhere like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, with like little umbrellas in the moon. Little
Speaker 3: tropical storm. I don't know about if I do, I'm on.
Speaker 1: Because the speed of the wind dropped one mile per
Speaker 1: hour for like a half hour, that's tropical storm technicality
Speaker 1: the fuck out of here.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, because it's still like storm surge terrible flooding.
Speaker 2: It's just yeah, it really is funny, like we're just
Speaker 2: conditioning like oh thank god. Yeah, now it's just a
Speaker 2: severe storm that could dump like a month's worth of
Speaker 2: rain in three minutes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, storm Serge is that anything that should have been Serge?
Speaker 1: Abaca's like nickname. Ooh, you know storm search?
Speaker 3: What was the time machine and search that also it
Speaker 3: was surge?
Speaker 1: Okay, yah, yeah.
Speaker 2: That was the best I always think about. I have
Speaker 2: such fond memories of that commercial because the energy of
Speaker 2: that commercial was the caffeine high. You got it until
Speaker 2: your carotid artery blows out of your neck.
Speaker 1: For for people who are under the age of fifty five,
Speaker 1: it was an ad for a short lived soda that
Speaker 1: was It was like the Panera lemonade of our time.
Speaker 1: I'm sure just back then they were better at controlling
Speaker 1: the narrative, so we didn't find out about like the
Speaker 1: dozens of kids whose heart exploded, but.
Speaker 2: It would have probably set up a lot of us
Speaker 2: to really love caffeine in a way that's not good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure. And for those people under the age
Speaker 1: of fifty five, why don't you want to work anymore?
Speaker 2: Thanks you good question. Oh thank you God. And please
Speaker 2: bring back our diamond in history.
Speaker 3: Bring our diamonds, Bring the diamond industry back into this country.
Speaker 3: Oh sorry, hold on, I had to just hold I
Speaker 3: gotta play the search commercial.
Speaker 1: It looks here it is.
Speaker 2: This guy's pushing a fucking like a couch through a
Speaker 2: city into like an empty there's like a bottle of
Speaker 2: surge on a couch.
Speaker 1: Was like five teens waiting to pounce on it, and
Speaker 1: then one guy yells search and then they jump over
Speaker 1: the furniture, beat up furniture. And this is where the
Speaker 1: bedbug epidemic in New York came from. Get over that couch, dude,
Speaker 1: who's gonna get the bottle of searchea with carbos be
Speaker 1: the rus?
Speaker 2: Oh that guy was spilling it all over his face
Speaker 2: trying to drink it.
Speaker 1: Well, they had it unscrewed before they all ran up
Speaker 1: to it, which was well he had to let the loaded. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's very funny.
Speaker 2: Did they say it was full of carbos I think so.
Speaker 1: Did it say that bo hydrates like could be things
Speaker 1: carbo loading dude?
Speaker 3: Yeah, cargo when I was a kid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was that was I think the late nineties
Speaker 2: way to tie like dude, carbo loading.
Speaker 1: Bro before the Yeah it's full of carbos aka sugar
Speaker 1: Yeah cool corn corn? Hell? Yeah? What what's something you
Speaker 1: think is overrated? Great unders by the way, Blake, that
Speaker 1: was like a serious and very good underrated. Yeah, now
Speaker 1: not get off you give us a stupid overrated overrated
Speaker 1: your plants, Let my dog piss on your plants.
Speaker 3: Wow, it's yeah, that's my overrated all.
Speaker 1: Right, overrated, and let my dog piss.
Speaker 3: Plants the health of your plants.
Speaker 1: Got it, got it? Got it?
Speaker 3: Underrated my dog's piss. Yeah, my dog, My dog is
Speaker 3: good for your plant. I didn't think i'd have to
Speaker 3: spell this out for you, but overrated.
Speaker 1: Take you right outside the garage that i'm recording from,
Speaker 1: out to my parents front lawn and show you a
Speaker 1: sign that asks people to please keep their dogs off
Speaker 1: there alone. We are, we are that household. Give Blake
Speaker 1: that address so he can bring the dog through.
Speaker 3: I'm sure I've pissed that that that address.
Speaker 1: I'm sure everybody cut from miles around to piss on
Speaker 1: my parents front lawne.
Speaker 3: Miles has fedexd me bottles of piss for me to that.
Speaker 1: I'll feel it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I all surge.
Speaker 1: And then everybody prints down the street.
Speaker 2: He just opened the and piss like they know. Dude,
Speaker 2: that's how it's like blood in the sharks. Yeah, way,
Speaker 2: so did you get it's I'm guessing something happen your dog.
Speaker 2: Was your dog pissing on grass, a tree, a rosebush?
Speaker 1: What was it?
Speaker 3: I think that there's an un now when there's space
Speaker 3: and there's other places for a dog to piss I
Speaker 3: think that it is reasonable not to go out of
Speaker 3: your way to have a dog you and eight on
Speaker 3: someone's plants. Like I get that, Like even in LA
Speaker 3: there's more space, like just grass patches for a dog
Speaker 3: to piss on, But like in New York and Philly
Speaker 3: and like in these more compacted cities, the only green
Speaker 3: is these people will just put these plants outside their homes.
Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, they're gonna get pissed on by something,
Speaker 3: so it might as well be my dog. And it
Speaker 3: is interesting. I'm not I'm not just saying this to
Speaker 3: a pease jack, which I feel like ninety nine percent
Speaker 3: of my time is devoted to these days.
Speaker 1: But it is proof reading. We probably this out. But
Speaker 1: when you got on, I heard Miles say he's in
Speaker 1: another one of his moods. Then another one of us.
Speaker 2: Carefully make them, help, make make them healthy. Just don't
Speaker 2: make fun of the candy burrito. Don't fucking make fun
Speaker 2: of the candy burritos, don't.
Speaker 1: Make Wise's a cool idea. Okay, fuck, it was just
Speaker 1: poorly executed, but the idea is there. I'm sure there
Speaker 1: are rough drafts of the Mona Lisa. Okay, yes, she.
Speaker 3: Had four eyes the first time she was wearing glasses
Speaker 3: the first time. No, this cannot we can't make a
Speaker 3: famous four eyed lady. But yeah, no, I think I
Speaker 3: think dog owners avoided if you can. And also people
Speaker 3: who have plants outside, it's they're just gonna get pissed on.
Speaker 1: What do you expect? Sure?
Speaker 3: Yeah, they are ye too.
Speaker 1: Good for my dog's piss. You think you're too good
Speaker 1: for my dog's piss.
Speaker 3: Always pick up the ship, always like the.
Speaker 1: Ship like piss. Yeah, man, I get it.
Speaker 2: Like I know, some the urreic acid can fuck up
Speaker 2: alone if it's like constantly happening, And I get why
Speaker 2: some people are si, but like this ship is really
Speaker 2: the thing where you gotta fucking you know, they pick
Speaker 2: up the ship the piss whatever, probably.
Speaker 1: Good for them, it's good for they like it.
Speaker 2: The plants like they actually like it. Miss, I'm pretty
Speaker 2: sure your plants fucking like it. Yeah, so why didn't
Speaker 2: you go back in side? I'm my dog's doing something
Speaker 2: nice for your plants. Hey, miss, are you listening? That's
Speaker 2: your plants flap enough piss, all right, take it up
Speaker 2: with the plant. The plant's fucking weird. I think I
Speaker 2: don't know your plants are free.
Speaker 1: Yeah, does anybody sell like a yard sign that's like
Speaker 1: my my flowers are pissed pigs, like please come come
Speaker 1: at me.
Speaker 2: I wonder my flowers like it would that resonate Blake
Speaker 2: if if someone had those in Philly, like, because that's
Speaker 2: like a thing we're just put out, Like, dude, this
Speaker 2: plant fucking loves it. Let's let the golden showers fucking
Speaker 2: rain down.
Speaker 1: Like a cartoon drawing of a flower just you know,
Speaker 1: face up, just like kind of rubbing their face in
Speaker 1: a stream. It looks it looks like the sun's crying
Speaker 1: on it.
Speaker 7: No, no, oh when my friend son, my son, I
Speaker 7: love that sort of bit of like this plant fucking it.
Speaker 7: It's like, what are they talking about, Like.
Speaker 1: They'd be like this house.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't want to they want to act. The
Speaker 2: reverse psychology may actually be Yeah, you.
Speaker 1: Just hear somebody on the porch going, oh god.
Speaker 3: I think that's a I think you're right. That could
Speaker 3: be great merch to sell one of those little signs
Speaker 3: saying this.
Speaker 2: Business try it out, but using use a union print
Speaker 2: shop for it.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's make iconic.
Speaker 1: Ask your Doug to make eye contact with me, well, well,
Speaker 1: it does it. Please thank you exactly.
Speaker 2: Please knock on my door before your dog pisses on
Speaker 2: my plan. I want to make eye contact to watch it.
Speaker 2: Even if I'm sleeping, I don't care. Wake me up,
Speaker 2: wake me up, ring the doorbell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that would actually, yeah, that would that
Speaker 1: would dissuade people. Probably. All right, let's take a quick
Speaker 1: break and we'll be right back.
Speaker 2: And we're back.
Speaker 1: And Donald Trump he back. He's he took some questions
Speaker 1: at mar A Lago, and I took questions.
Speaker 2: He took the questions from the journalists that he gave
Speaker 2: enough warning to who to get there in time, and
Speaker 2: the other journalists that scrambled to get there and asked
Speaker 2: tough questions.
Speaker 1: He would just basical say, like, what a dumb question.
Speaker 1: I'm not answering that.
Speaker 2: The thing about Kamala Harris is she won't answer questions,
Speaker 2: and you're like, I'm sorry, yeah, go ahead, go ahead. Anyway,
Speaker 2: I was just watching the press conference and it was
Speaker 2: so you can tell like he's in this moment where
Speaker 2: he's seeing all the numbers, the polling is going in
Speaker 2: the wrong direction. All the talk is like as completely
Speaker 2: as the focus is not him, and he's trying to
Speaker 2: do the thing where he's like, you guys don't know
Speaker 2: what you're doing. I need to get up out of
Speaker 2: there and talk in front of everyone. And he's just
Speaker 2: doing things like, oh, she was the borders are, It's
Speaker 2: gonna be real bad folks. And that's all he did
Speaker 2: for at least the first thirty five minutes I was watching,
Speaker 2: and then it couldn't.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think it was in response to the fact,
Speaker 1: like a narrative started Wednesday, like into Thursday where it
Speaker 1: was like, wait, why is he not anywhere, Like he
Speaker 1: doesn't have any like stops planned, He's not going out
Speaker 1: on the road. He just has jd Vance like going
Speaker 1: out doing his dirty work for him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I mean because now, like the Harris Waltz
Speaker 2: campaign is fully like we're fucking doing the swing state tour.
Speaker 2: So they're going to Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin, North Carolina, Arizona, Nevada.
Speaker 2: Jd Vance is just basically gonna stock and be like
Speaker 2: I'm going there too right after. So I think it
Speaker 2: could be cool. And yeah, Trump only has one stop
Speaker 2: at least scheduled on his formal schedule, and it's in Montana. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and you're like, that's not a swing state, Like that's
Speaker 2: that's that's for Torres. I mean, the only reason could
Speaker 2: be is like there is a tight Senate race there
Speaker 2: that maybe would help if he held a rally. But again,
Speaker 2: it's not like Donald Trump to like be like already
Speaker 2: first obviously dirty work here. Put the party, you know,
Speaker 2: down ballot.
Speaker 1: It's equally is important.
Speaker 2: So you know, it's it's a very it's a very
Speaker 2: hard time, especially now that like there's more pulling now
Speaker 2: that says like like well over half of voters feel
Speaker 2: that he is too old to be president because he's
Speaker 2: hanging out on the toilet all the time. So yeah,
Speaker 2: jd Vance is out there now doing all the heavy lifting, and.
Speaker 1: He's doing like a call in thing, like he wasn't
Speaker 1: making appearances, but he was like taking calls on Fox
Speaker 1: News on the phone, and yeah, I was pretty certain
Speaker 1: he was taking he was taking those calls from the toilet.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you can hear from you know, like you know,
Speaker 2: you can tell from the acoustics someone's in the bathroom.
Speaker 2: You're like, have you ever called a friend up, like
Speaker 2: are you in the bathroom right now?
Speaker 1: Obviously, Yeah, it's like, are you in a horrible hall? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Ah man, my hose is not. It's all broken. I think, Yeah,
Speaker 2: why do you have a pot in a marble room?
Speaker 2: I just think I'm not in a bathroom anyway. So
Speaker 2: right now, like the plan, like I said to stalk
Speaker 2: her around the Swing states, the polling looking real bad,
Speaker 2: Like it gets worse and worse. The net approval rating
Speaker 2: continues to not go up, always goes down. He's like
Speaker 2: double digits crashing with women, black people, independents, and college
Speaker 2: educated voters, like presumably because college educated like people who
Speaker 2: have been to college maybe have met someone like jd
Speaker 2: Vance there who you're like, oh, dude, I.
Speaker 1: Know this guy. I hate. He's a fucking weirdo and
Speaker 1: he has.
Speaker 2: The rapport building skills of like an alien who like
Speaker 2: only watches seventy sitcoms and is like, is.
Speaker 1: This how you are? My good man?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: So it is not. It is not very good. His
Speaker 1: polling number is like he was when introduced, was a
Speaker 1: historically unpopular vice presidential running mate, and his numbers have
Speaker 1: plummeted double digits since then. Like yeah, it's no VP
Speaker 1: before Like I they're like all all vps who like
Speaker 1: in recent memory, when they get introduced, they stay as
Speaker 1: popular as they were, or like gain popularity because it's
Speaker 1: a carefully orchestrated like there's a lot of media appearances,
Speaker 1: and he is the most unpopular non incumbent vice presidential
Speaker 1: candidate since nineteen eighty. That's that's that's.
Speaker 2: Somebody started even taking like recording the stats, right thing.
Speaker 2: We've literally never seen anything like this then, so again
Speaker 2: we know he's terrible at talking. He was recently like
Speaker 2: in Wisconsin again because he's stalking the Harris Walls tour
Speaker 2: and you know, a journalist asked, it's Wisconsin big beer state, right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: the quintessential question with people on the campaign trail. You
Speaker 2: know a lot of voters just sometimes just want to
Speaker 2: be able to like they want to vote for someone
Speaker 2: they know they can have a beer with.
Speaker 1: So jd Vance, why would people in Wisconsin want to
Speaker 1: have a beer with you? And this is his very
Speaker 1: normal beer guy response, why would people in Wisconsin want
Speaker 1: to have a beer with you?
Speaker 8: Well, I guess I guess they they'd like they'd want
Speaker 8: to have a beer with me because I actually do
Speaker 8: like to drink beer, and I probably like to drink
Speaker 8: beer a little bit too much, but that's okay. I'm
Speaker 8: sure the media won't give me too much.
Speaker 1: Crap over that. But look, I mean, my my.
Speaker 8: The reason I'm doing this and the reason I think
Speaker 8: Donald Trump is doing this, and I think the media
Speaker 8: often slanders him. But I've never met a guy who
Speaker 8: likes normal people more than Donald Trump.
Speaker 3: Well, he loves normal people. That's why his buildings are
Speaker 3: made of gold, because like people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, has to bathe and hand sanitizer after he meets them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. I like, why would they want to have
Speaker 2: a beer?
Speaker 1: Dwayden called a wife of the guy who got shot
Speaker 1: behind him at the rally because.
Speaker 2: Right, and then we didn't even cover that when he
Speaker 2: made that, like joke too about it too, and he's like,
Speaker 2: you know, she only had good things to say.
Speaker 1: Most people, you know, their wives probably don't like them.
Speaker 2: And like ha ha, Like there life joke about a
Speaker 2: guy who died at your rally anyway, So he you
Speaker 2: want to have a beer with me.
Speaker 1: Because I like beer a little too much? Thank you?
Speaker 1: Spoke like a true pervert.
Speaker 2: A little too much, Like why are you raising your
Speaker 2: eyebrows like that?
Speaker 1: Get me? Also keeping track of how much people like
Speaker 1: normal people as a thing, Like, so he's always like
Speaker 1: being like this guy really likes normal people is like
Speaker 1: such a weird thing to like say about someone and
Speaker 1: also reflects such a weird.
Speaker 2: And we'd also like yeah and put like people like again,
Speaker 2: the point in your campaign is to like connect to people.
Speaker 2: And I'd be like, well, I'm over here, and y'all
Speaker 2: are over here in the normal people bucket. Yes, and
Speaker 2: we we fuck with y'all over here in the normal
Speaker 2: people bucket. Like he couldn't even just be like, yeah, man,
Speaker 2: you know, I'm like a fun guy. I like to
Speaker 2: make jokes. I love the Simpsons, you know whatever. Just
Speaker 2: he could have been really dumb. But to just be like, well,
Speaker 2: first of all, because I actually like beer, okay, wait
Speaker 2: and that doesn't Why are you so defensive immediately about
Speaker 2: liking beer?
Speaker 1: What the happening?
Speaker 3: Beer bottles? I call them flesh lights? And also I
Speaker 3: just like, wait, do you find they need to bring
Speaker 3: back the Micheloba white neck bottles?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Not too wide? Remember the four text bottles? Those are
Speaker 2: kind of cool, those felt good, I mean those those
Speaker 2: those so normal, yeah, so normal stuff.
Speaker 1: But yeah, this anyways, I probably have a drinking problem.
Speaker 2: Yeah, or soft launching your drinking problem by being like,
Speaker 2: maybe I like it a little too much. You know,
Speaker 2: maybe the media will give me crap about that, about
Speaker 2: how just curse at my kids and stuff about Pokemon
Speaker 2: because I'm just throwing them back. But look, I love
Speaker 2: barn and James wine coolers. If I'm going to be honest,
Speaker 2: I don't like beer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like cool, He's fun.
Speaker 3: It is also a bad strategy in general to follow
Speaker 3: up a bigger event with a smaller event, like touring
Speaker 3: with it, you know what I mean, because just by
Speaker 3: virtue of having the actual presidential candidate there is is
Speaker 3: going to make JD. Vans and the fact that he's
Speaker 3: a freak but like is just going to make his
Speaker 3: event so much smaller. So he's never going to be
Speaker 3: able to hit those levels of fanfare just by virtue
Speaker 3: of the fact that he's the second fiddle in all
Speaker 3: of this. And like it's like, all right, everyone that
Speaker 3: was John Mulaney just did a killer hour and a
Speaker 3: half put your hands together for Blake Wex, So he's
Speaker 3: going to do five minutes.
Speaker 1: It's like, what do we do?
Speaker 3: It's a terrible idea.
Speaker 1: Across the street at a small right right, Yeah, Blake's
Speaker 1: in a closet across the street a literal c if you.
Speaker 2: Guys want across the street or I will. Technically it's
Speaker 2: four blocks away. If you guys want to walk four
Speaker 2: blocks to the other satellite venue where a lesser own
Speaker 2: person who isn't drawing as big of a crowd is.
Speaker 3: It's not well lit. Uh, it's very hard to find.
Speaker 3: They are selling beer. We know how much he likes beer.
Speaker 2: Maybe there are no there's no sound system though, so
Speaker 2: you guys have me quiet to be able to hear him.
Speaker 1: We kind of fucked that part up. Why are his
Speaker 1: eyes yellow anyway? Because he's a demon. So yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean this was I did read an interesting take on
Speaker 1: like where where is Trump? You know, with Vance flopping
Speaker 1: harder than one of those said to report I didn't
Speaker 1: make the Olympic team diving videos. O. Man, Okay, someone's
Speaker 1: on that Dennis Miller. People are wondering why Trump is
Speaker 1: relying on him to like go out and do like
Speaker 1: be in public, and Robert Evans from behind the Bastard's
Speaker 1: had an interesting take that like everybody's like he's old
Speaker 1: and tired and he was pointing out and like, this
Speaker 1: isn't this isn't a plea for sympathy for Trump, but
Speaker 1: it is like a thing that I was kind of
Speaker 1: skipping past in my mind. But like he's been kind
Speaker 1: of low energy and less out in public since the
Speaker 1: assassination attempt, which yeah, makes sense, like if you know,
Speaker 1: like if I would, I would be also if I
Speaker 1: almost got shot in the brain in front like on
Speaker 1: National TV and then everyone was like all right, now
Speaker 1: we've got forty more National TV public appearances in front
Speaker 1: of you know, tens of thousands of people. I would
Speaker 1: probably not like that and be a little weird. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think in that tweet, Robert was talking about
Speaker 2: even like his own brushes with death, like he's been
Speaker 2: like yeah, as a journalist, and it's like I can't
Speaker 2: even not think about that shit. Every day he thinks
Speaker 2: about it, like, yeah, if you're almost shot, Yeah, I
Speaker 2: mean I think we slightly to I mean, like that
Speaker 2: was when they were saying like, oh, he might be different,
Speaker 2: I was like, that's conceivable that you could maybe have
Speaker 2: a different tone, but it's definitely I thought, was the
Speaker 2: truth of the matter is you're not going to just
Speaker 2: move past that unless you're severely affect one track minded. Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 2: like and I don't part of me is like, oh,
Speaker 2: maybe survivor. I'm like, nah, he wouldn't have survivor's guilt.
Speaker 2: I don't think he would have survivors. I can't believe
Speaker 2: someone almost killed me, little old me, but I'm me
Speaker 2: and I can't die. I'm the main character. Then the
Speaker 2: movie doesn't work, but then it almost happened. And then
Speaker 2: that other guy did die and he maybe thought he
Speaker 2: couldn't die.
Speaker 1: And so you're hanging.
Speaker 3: Out more normal people in front of me.
Speaker 1: And beat wall. Yes, And there's certainly a poetic justice for,
Speaker 1: you know, someone who's called caused so much violence and
Speaker 1: death in the world to have like something an experience
Speaker 1: like this where he's like having to deal with his
Speaker 1: own mortality. I don't know if like that level of
Speaker 1: like thought is entering the equation for him, but it's definitely,
Speaker 1: you know, it's not an insignificant thing, whether or not
Speaker 1: you're a sociopath. For somebody to go.
Speaker 3: That was the other I think, oh, yeah, yeah, go ahead,
Speaker 3: go ahead. Sorry no, no, no, that was the thing.
Speaker 3: Something better. So I'll let you go first. Yeah, well yeah,
Speaker 3: so I'm I'll be Kamala Harris and.
Speaker 2: Okay, and I'm going to totally ship the bed with
Speaker 2: my father up. I'm sure they're very different, but but.
Speaker 3: He this is how much he's dehumanized himself in I mean,
Speaker 3: just look at our eyes, where he's just not a
Speaker 3: human being. There's no vulnerability to that guy. I'm talking
Speaker 3: about Trump obviously, where he's just such a caricature of
Speaker 3: a human being that we just thought had this thought,
Speaker 3: like all this time after an assassiny, a bully raised
Speaker 3: his ear and we're.
Speaker 2: Like, oh, maybe he's a maybe it got.
Speaker 3: To him a little bit, and then like write that
Speaker 3: because did not occur to me once. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: he probably just went about his day because he can't
Speaker 3: feel anything, you know. Maybe it's like, of course that
Speaker 3: would affect a human being. Is he human enough to
Speaker 3: feel it. Maybe he's just tired and wants to play golf,
Speaker 3: you know, yeah, who knows.
Speaker 1: He did then go the next day and play golf.
Speaker 1: So I mean, he's dealing with it in his own way.
Speaker 1: But I'm sure we all cope. We all cope, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean.
Speaker 2: I think the other thing though too is always to
Speaker 2: keep in mind, is like as the polls moving the
Speaker 2: wrong direction, this entourage reboot's gonna be awesome. Man, oh god,
Speaker 2: just say that JD Vans tweet. But like, I think
Speaker 2: the other part is that, guys, he's probably also just
Speaker 2: fully shifting to the like the absolute subversion of the
Speaker 2: election results, Like it may be like approaching in his mind,
Speaker 2: like a point of no return where he's like, I
Speaker 2: don't even know if we're gonna fucking even if I
Speaker 2: get out there, Like what the fuck are we gonna do?
Speaker 2: Like it doesn't even matter, because we need to steal
Speaker 2: this shit no matter what. And I'm sure there's a
Speaker 2: dimension of that too, where the the focus might even
Speaker 2: be changing alongside, like.
Speaker 1: It's scary out there.
Speaker 2: Plus I'm old, and why am I holding these batteries
Speaker 2: in my hands? Suddenly when I wake up, a lot
Speaker 2: of confusion abounds. But also let's shift gears to now
Speaker 2: focus on the fuckery, because that's I mean, a lot
Speaker 2: of the headlines are now or less about like what
Speaker 2: he's saying, and like other things were reading, like about
Speaker 2: what's happening in Georgia and other states, like trying to
Speaker 2: change their like state charter around how elections work to
Speaker 2: be able to go full fuckery steam ahead.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah they did just like that Cook report, which
Speaker 1: I think I only knew to pay attention to because
Speaker 1: of you as a seasoned political operative back in the day,
Speaker 1: that that's like a big thing that political people pay
Speaker 1: attention to. He just shifted Georgia toward Harris, which is
Speaker 1: so what is it? Is it R plus one?
Speaker 9: Now I don't know, oh, like it's now wow, oh
Speaker 9: oh wow, because I know that was like a R
Speaker 9: plus one, which is like being like it's just.
Speaker 1: On the verge of becoming purple. But now yeah, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't want to see what happened.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean again, this is this is all all
Speaker 2: bad stuff for someone like Trump, who because even in
Speaker 2: his press conference he's like, I mean I was they
Speaker 2: gave me Biden and I beat him, so and now
Speaker 2: they gave me Kamala And he's like, I'm not fucking
Speaker 2: elastic or malleable in any way.
Speaker 1: Like this is fucked up. Yeah, fair Oh yeah, Now
Speaker 1: they're toss ups. Yeah yeah, they're toss ups. Yeah.
Speaker 3: This is something I'm wondering if because you guys were
Speaker 3: young too, so I don't know if you have clarity
Speaker 3: on this, but I guess you can look back at
Speaker 3: It's not me.
Speaker 1: I've always know, not you.
Speaker 3: Hey, listen, I only know about things I've experienced in
Speaker 3: my thirty five years. I don't know about George Washing. Fuck,
Speaker 3: I don't know about any of those people. But it
Speaker 3: was whenever I think of VP announcements, I think of
Speaker 3: what's her face? Palin for the Maverick. Yeah, and she
Speaker 3: was immediately that was like a big pick, Like if
Speaker 3: I remember correctly, I remember like the approval rating being
Speaker 3: very high and then plummeting. So this is also so.
Speaker 3: And it's also it infamously plummeted with her, and that
Speaker 3: just made me laugh, like earlier when you guys were saying, okay,
Speaker 3: so it's plummeted in a similar way with JD Vance,
Speaker 3: but there was no fan favery.
Speaker 2: Even it was like, there's no honeymoon period. Oh god him.
Speaker 1: Like that guy made up the lie about him fucking couches,
Speaker 1: and it was just down from there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Palin was like a media sensation and then the mainstream
Speaker 1: media was like, but when you talk to her, she
Speaker 1: seems terrible and kind of more right wing than you
Speaker 1: would expect. And and that was at a time when
Speaker 1: the mainstream media still had the power to sway people's opinions.
Speaker 1: I think right, so, and they're like.
Speaker 3: Whoa, she doesn't she thinks magazines are books. Yeah, it's
Speaker 3: like the rusher from the House thing was cute, but
Speaker 3: oh no.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well because at least like at the time, like
Speaker 2: the visually, people are like, oh, she looks like a
Speaker 2: conservative governor woman.
Speaker 1: Who like would like suits this ticket.
Speaker 2: So at least like just from looking at a picture,
Speaker 2: people are like, Okay, where's JB.
Speaker 1: Vance. You're like, I don't even know, dude, Yeah I
Speaker 1: don't think so no, can we fix that? Can we
Speaker 1: figure what's going on with that guy? Can we fix
Speaker 1: that in post? Can we make it look like he's
Speaker 1: not wearing mascara? Like I know he's not wearing it,
Speaker 1: but can we just like pluck his eyelashes out?
Speaker 3: Can we give him more mascara or none at all?
Speaker 2: Like he's kind of all right now?
Speaker 1: Yeah, shadowy eye maybe might help. Yeah, we'll see. All right,
Speaker 1: let's take a quick break and we'll.
Speaker 2: Be right back.
Speaker 1: And we're back. We're back, and we got big news. Yeah,
Speaker 1: The cotton candy burrito has been introduced to the world
Speaker 1: in a NFL stadium in Arizona. Yeah, yeah, it's this
Speaker 1: is so the cotton candy is the is the tortilla.
Speaker 1: The filling looks like more cotton candy, Like I don't
Speaker 1: think that's right, but that's what it looked like at first.
Speaker 1: But I think it's I think it's ice cream and
Speaker 1: loops might be involved. There's fruit loops, Eminem's Skittles ice cream,
Speaker 1: which mixing Eminem's and Skittles is such a strange idea
Speaker 1: that's blasphemy. I'm sorry. It feels like a psychological experiment,
Speaker 1: like one of these I'm gonna buy. And also they're
Speaker 1: in there was ice cream, so they're gonna be like
Speaker 1: both hard as hell and then when you bite into them,
Speaker 1: you're either going to like break it apart like an
Speaker 1: Eminem or it's just gonna be so like they yeah,
Speaker 1: five day old gum.
Speaker 2: The way they describe it con candy, brito, ice cream
Speaker 2: and candy wrapped in cotton candy is like this the
Speaker 2: little subtitle. And so there's a video of them launching it.
Speaker 2: You see someone rolling it. It looks it looks like
Speaker 2: someone's dealing with like insulation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, they're because they're wearing these gloves that aren't
Speaker 3: gloves that like food workers would traditionally use. Like it's
Speaker 3: more of like a scientist's glove who's dealing with like
Speaker 3: a radioactive substance.
Speaker 2: I mean I get like again because I remember we
Speaker 2: talked there was like some obscene milkshake that had like
Speaker 2: fourteen pounds of shit on it, and people are like, oh, great,
Speaker 2: this is good for my health.
Speaker 4: But this is also this feels like something out of
Speaker 4: like a kid's book where it's like in the candy
Speaker 4: burrito with all the flavors.
Speaker 2: That don't go together in one bite, like a cautionary
Speaker 2: tale out of a kid's book where they're living yea
Speaker 2: yea too much, too much ship. Yeah, the famous book
Speaker 2: got too much ship on.
Speaker 1: The numbers, got too much shit in it. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: So super producer Victor has weighed in saying it is
Speaker 1: fruity pebbles, fruit loops, marshmallows, skittles, many of the toppings,
Speaker 1: gummy bears, I mean sprinkles inside the cotton candy shell.
Speaker 1: But I think I also saw ice cream.
Speaker 2: No, there's ice cream. There's ice Yeah, there is ice cream. Yeah,
Speaker 2: there was like a scoop of chocolate. It's like it's gross.
Speaker 2: I don't chocolate ice cream, Like, don't mix those things.
Speaker 3: Look, I'm a product of gunn in it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a handgun in there.
Speaker 2: There's one gun as a product of mixing. I cannot
Speaker 2: get behind this mixing. I'm sorry, this is this is
Speaker 2: a bridge too far. This is an abomination. But hey,
Speaker 2: we're all in. It's all viral time, So I I
Speaker 2: just don't know how you eat it though, too, Like
Speaker 2: do do they.
Speaker 1: Give you gloves to eat it?
Speaker 2: Because I'm sure you're like sweaty, you know, like you yeah,
Speaker 2: because like if your hands are slightly moist, it's just
Speaker 2: gonna go right, Like the cotton candy part turns to nothing.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Have you guys ever done like a food challenge thing?
Speaker 3: Like it doesn't have to be like a hot dog
Speaker 3: eating contest, but eatn't eating one of these weird things?
Speaker 2: Like what was not a weird things I've done? Like
Speaker 2: a spicy ramen challenge?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 1: Was it? One dish? Yes? The broth is so hot.
Speaker 2: They give you double the noodles and it's very hot
Speaker 2: and you have to drink all the broth too, And
Speaker 2: I did it because.
Speaker 1: I'm not afraid. Yeah, yeah, I've done that.
Speaker 2: I also I remember ate the at what at the
Speaker 2: time was the spiciest chili on earth, the Maruga Scorpion chili.
Speaker 2: That was fucking awful. That was actually awful. I've only
Speaker 2: done I only like spicy food.
Speaker 1: Challenges for anything. If yeah, I just because I like
Speaker 1: spicy food. Someone's like, let me test mine. You don't like,
Speaker 1: can you eat this before all your teeth fall out challenge?
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 2: Do you want see like streaks of light as you
Speaker 2: go into like diabetic shock from eating a breed?
Speaker 1: Don't? Yeah, it's like the shift to warp speed in
Speaker 1: the millennium. There art is just what happened. There's candy
Speaker 1: teeth in it. Candy teeth, our teeth.
Speaker 3: Wait, have you teeth?
Speaker 1: Blake, Blake? Have you eat done a food challenge?
Speaker 3: Not like I've the only one challenge, Like, like I
Speaker 3: thought the Double Down was a weird thing to eat,
Speaker 3: which was like the KFC thing where the bread was
Speaker 3: fried chicken and there's bacon and a weird sauce on it.
Speaker 3: But I think the only other actual challenge thing was
Speaker 3: it was a one pound burger and you had to
Speaker 3: eat it an X amount of minutes, which doesn't isn't
Speaker 3: really that big of a deal, you know, I think.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they didn't like ring a bell for you or anything.
Speaker 1: Where where was this was just the toe's basement. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this was at lunch in the cafeteria. It was actually
Speaker 1: just the standard one play serving side was size. It
Speaker 1: was at a place called Cheaburger Cheat Burger in Fraser, Pennsylvania,
Speaker 1: and they would put your polaroid on the wall, but
Speaker 1: so many people could do it that the whole wall
Speaker 1: was bolaroz.
Speaker 2: Based off This is based off of the fucking blushy
Speaker 2: sketch from SNL.
Speaker 1: So you must have been.
Speaker 3: I'm sure they at NBC Universal knew they were calling
Speaker 3: their place that. And there is only one chea Burger
Speaker 3: and there is only one cheap it's just.
Speaker 1: Called chea Burger.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but they there was one kid who ended up
Speaker 3: I think like making the practice squad as alignment for
Speaker 3: the vikings that way I went to high school with
Speaker 3: and he did three sweet he ate three pounds, which
Speaker 3: that's a chance like that put that man's give him
Speaker 3: a piece of the business, you know, whatever you have
Speaker 3: to do. But but no, I've never really done a
Speaker 3: big challenging have you.
Speaker 1: My friends who know my friends who went into.
Speaker 2: So quickly dismissed that.
Speaker 3: Now there are sometimes what.
Speaker 1: I like, so hungry that I like get in a
Speaker 1: mine set where I'm like, I'm gonna eat so much
Speaker 1: to like prove how hungry I have or something that Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's just a weird thing with myself. Like my friends
Speaker 1: from college who went into finance, like at that time,
Speaker 1: Chipotle was just becoming a thing, and they would have
Speaker 1: like burrito. They would be like, how many bricks can
Speaker 1: you down? Like this? This guy's a fucking legend. He
Speaker 1: ate three bricks, Like took three bricks to the dome.
Speaker 1: Bro there was I was at a wedding with a
Speaker 1: this Cops kid.
Speaker 3: That's the best way. I can't refer to it enough.
Speaker 3: That's enough information, Just a Cops son. And he was
Speaker 3: trashed and a bunch of people were like, we how
Speaker 3: much taco bell in dollars do you think you could eat?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: And the number kept going up and up and up,
Speaker 3: So he said that he could eat seventy dollars of
Speaker 3: taco bell, where a like case, a da is like
Speaker 3: a fifty cents there, and it ended the way that
Speaker 3: you would think it would end, and then he lost
Speaker 3: a whole lot, which he probably doesn't know.
Speaker 1: He probably thought he got mugged. But I mean, prices now,
Speaker 1: prices now.
Speaker 2: I could definitely eat seventy dollars for Tao bet yes, yes,
Speaker 2: a different era. Yeah, because I mean I could. I
Speaker 2: can eat ten soft off those supremes mm hmm, like
Speaker 2: it's sitting. I'm care that's I'm capable. That's without having
Speaker 2: to really come much of the dridos locus taco I
Speaker 2: don't know take I never get those, but yeah, I
Speaker 2: could eat one of those.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I could eat one of those. You could eat
Speaker 1: one of those? Congratulations.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a food.
Speaker 2: Challenge with Blake Putt, like ten tacos just the first
Speaker 2: one thing?
Speaker 1: Oh man, my gosh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like wait, you just bit the end off of one.
Speaker 2: You're like, yeah, dude, challenge complete.
Speaker 1: Man, you shoved the lunch Lady one Sloppy Joe in
Speaker 1: a row ship. Yeah yeah, yeah, I will say I will.
Speaker 1: I would try this. I just it feels like debris
Speaker 1: they swept out from under a couch cushion like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: fruity pebbles, fruit loops like Eminem's and skittles, like just
Speaker 1: all these things you would find in like the crack
Speaker 1: of a like car seat, you know, yeah yeah, yeah, right,
Speaker 1: gummy bears, like it's just a fucking mess.
Speaker 2: Man all wrapped in lovely pink fiberglass insulation. Yeah, which
Speaker 2: is exactly what the thing is. Like, I think generally
Speaker 2: I'm a savory over sweet person. So like when I
Speaker 2: see the thing that's like a brownie on top of
Speaker 2: a cookie with with the blood of a milkshake, I'm
Speaker 2: like whatever. But like if you showed me, like, you know,
Speaker 2: a fucking just monstrosity of like meats and cheeses, I'd
Speaker 2: be like, okay, I mean, yeah, yeah, they might have
Speaker 2: a point there, So I think also just generally I'm
Speaker 2: like a little put off with that much sugar, although
Speaker 2: for whatever reason, like make it cheese and now we're talking.
Speaker 3: The savory part from me is the same. I'm sorry,
Speaker 3: I'm taking us on so many tangents, but you're letting
Speaker 3: me so.
Speaker 1: In college, it's you.
Speaker 3: In college, there was a pizzeria uno around the corner
Speaker 3: from my place, and they had this heinous deal where
Speaker 3: if you bought one large deep dish, they'd just give
Speaker 3: you another one, and I had to stop them. I
Speaker 3: at one point said, don't give it to me because
Speaker 3: I would eat myself. I would eat the whole one,
Speaker 3: and then I would start working on the second one,
Speaker 3: and I would get so sick. I would have to
Speaker 3: like cancel plans. And it happened all the time, and
Speaker 3: it was the I hate confrontation. But I got in
Speaker 3: this like almost yelling match with this person there. I
Speaker 3: was like, please, please don't give me this other pizza.
Speaker 3: Please just give me one. They're like it's free. I'm
Speaker 3: like I know it's free, Please don't give it to me. Yeah, don't.
Speaker 1: And it would be so heavy, like just even walking
Speaker 1: home with it, like my forearms would get sore because
Speaker 1: they were like deep dish pis like amazing arms shaking.
Speaker 1: You're just like, my nutrition is so terrible. But I
Speaker 1: don't think they eat this. I'm carrying sixty mounds of
Speaker 1: pie all right. Well, Blake, what a pleasure having you
Speaker 1: as a d on the Daily Zeicheist. Where can people
Speaker 1: find you? Follow you all that good stuff? Thank you?
Speaker 3: I'm at Blake Wexler on all social media and my
Speaker 3: stand up special is still for free on YouTube Blake
Speaker 3: Wexler Daddy Long Legs. And then on Sunday, September twenty ninth,
Speaker 3: i am performing in the suburbs of Philadelphia near my
Speaker 3: hometown Wayne, Pennsylvania. I'm performing at one eighteen North, which
Speaker 3: is a really cool venue there, so trying to add
Speaker 3: a second show. So that's a Sunday September twenty ninth,
Speaker 3: twenty eighteen North and Wayne, and tickets are available in
Speaker 3: any of my social media bios and on my website
Speaker 3: Blake Wexler dot com.
Speaker 1: Is it Wayne where the Jackson family is from Wayne, Indiana?
Speaker 3: Maybe I'm wrong, yes, but this one's in Pennsylvania and
Speaker 3: that's why they named Wayne. Actually yeah, yeah, yeah, they
Speaker 3: named it Yeah exactly. Glad definitely from that Gary Gary.
Speaker 3: That's a different Gary. It's a different man's name. Justin
Speaker 3: Please make sure stays. That's important, Please make sure it stays.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I'm also doing a shows that in Tito, Pennsylvania, Jermaine,
Speaker 3: Pennsylvania and Randy Amazing.
Speaker 1: Is there a work of media Blake that you have
Speaker 1: been enjoying?
Speaker 3: There was there was a post that made me laugh
Speaker 3: the other day where it was so the Lauren Hill
Speaker 3: and Fuji's had to like they canceled the rest of
Speaker 3: their twenty twenty four tour and Anthony Moore.
Speaker 2: Exactly, why Lauren, have you been to one of your shows?
Speaker 2: I have and I almost died waiting nine hours for
Speaker 2: you to go on stage.
Speaker 3: That that's exactly it, and like it was from Anthony Moore,
Speaker 3: who's such a funny stand up comedian. His Twizzler account
Speaker 3: is at all that and more m O O R E.
Speaker 3: And you just wrote like still buying Lauryn Hill tickets
Speaker 3: at twenty twenty four is insane because of what Miles
Speaker 3: just said, where if you don't know she infamously if
Speaker 3: she shows up like at a like at all, will
Speaker 3: show up hour like hours and it's not like, oh
Speaker 3: there's a rain delay, like it's a crazy amount of
Speaker 3: oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: And I've seen Wu Tang many times with right, Wu
Speaker 2: Tang is not fucking they are not punctual at fucking
Speaker 2: all right there for the children, but it happens, yeah, yeah, exactly,
Speaker 2: and it will be exactly because they teach, they teach
Speaker 2: the children.
Speaker 1: Patients, that's right, Yes, yes, they're helping the United States
Speaker 1: is losing to Serbia. Guys, that's media. I'm not enjoying miles.
Speaker 1: Where can people find us their work media?
Speaker 2: You've been enjoying A tweet I like is actually a
Speaker 2: clip from at asin a c y N. This guy
Speaker 2: captures like a ton of clips from Fox and the News.
Speaker 1: Uh, we use a lot of the clips on this show.
Speaker 2: He has one from the Five on Fox News where
Speaker 2: like Jessica Tarlov, who's like the token Democrat on the panel,
Speaker 2: is just having a field day right now, like just
Speaker 2: clapping back at like Jeanine Piro and Greg Guttfeld. And
Speaker 2: in this clip, Greg Gutfeld is like Tim Walls is
Speaker 2: like crazy. He's like, that's the thing about the Republicans.
Speaker 2: We reject our crazies and you guys don't. And this
Speaker 2: is just amazing, just like the frustration that gut Feld
Speaker 2: is experiencing because he's saying, like, again, Tim Walls is
Speaker 2: too extreme.
Speaker 1: He's not.
Speaker 2: But anyway, this is just this exchange. It's fantastic and
Speaker 2: I just love how it ends. And you know we
Speaker 2: we we reject our crazies.
Speaker 1: Time for you guys to reject him. Okay, give me
Speaker 1: a crazy person. I'll reject him.
Speaker 2: Donald Trump, that's your problem, that's your problem.
Speaker 1: That's exactly the problem. You think that very metric was
Speaker 1: up when he was president.
Speaker 2: Jane Piro just lies all the time, like every metric
Speaker 2: was up. No, was it the Robert Durst lady. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: she was dead as judge Janine Piro, who was like
Speaker 2: the prosecutor at the time, and now yeah, pretty gets
Speaker 2: pretty ripped and goes on TV all the time like
Speaker 2: you're so weird on that show. Sometimes she'll be like
Speaker 2: slouched like this, like he seems drunk in that clip
Speaker 2: or had the energy of a drunk person. Every metric
Speaker 2: was yeah, okay, anyways.
Speaker 3: I have another Rose extra vodka. It's like grabbing a
Speaker 3: vodka one vodka Rose, Vodka, Neat vodka Rose, neat.
Speaker 1: Three fingers of Rose please. Oh no. You can find
Speaker 1: me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien enjoying. So when
Speaker 1: jd Vance tweeted this Entourage reboot is gonna be awesome
Speaker 1: with a picture of him and just like all his
Speaker 1: homies just looking very uncol Julie Klausner responded, Oops, all turtles,
Speaker 1: and that was the best response to that's great.
Speaker 2: I think Ian Carmel had a counter. They're like he
Speaker 2: was a Turtle is actually like the most normal of
Speaker 2: those guys. Like, if anything, it's a bunch of ease, Yeah,
Speaker 2: a bunch of yeah anyway, but I know it's easy
Speaker 2: to dunk on.
Speaker 1: Turtle was actually cool. But he was smiling, you know,
Speaker 1: like sneakers Bro Miles, who would JD. Van's most not
Speaker 1: want to be called JD Vance Watch Entourage. He thinks
Speaker 1: he thinks he is cool. Yeah, He's like, I'm kind
Speaker 1: of like an e you know, I'm like calling the shots.
Speaker 1: I don't eat sugar. I'm kind of slim, kind of
Speaker 1: you know, and I'm getting all the hot babes.
Speaker 2: Exactly, man, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: I want to be like Turtle so.
Speaker 2: D Manuel Shrieky so hot, right, Like what you're still
Speaker 2: talking about Emmanual Shrieky.
Speaker 1: Okay. You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore I.
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Speaker 1: today's episode, as well as a song that we think
Speaker 1: you might enjoy. Myles, what is a song that you
Speaker 1: think that people might enjoy?
Speaker 2: This is a track from a French band called The
Speaker 2: Oracle Sisters.
Speaker 1: And I just I thought, like, that's so funny.
Speaker 2: The algorithms that send me music know me really well,
Speaker 2: because like there's these things I'm like, oh, this is
Speaker 2: like a retro seventies French album I never heard, and
Speaker 2: they're like, this is now and people are doing old
Speaker 2: sounds but now times. And I really like it because
Speaker 2: it's got this sort of like bossa nova verve kind
Speaker 2: of feel to it and just great summer music.
Speaker 1: So check this out. This is called Ruby on the
Speaker 1: Run by the Oracle Sisters. All right, we will link
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