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Speaker 1: I'm Jose's father, Thank you for listening to my son.

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Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. When you think

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Speaker 1: about the greatest most iconic moments in sports history, oh my,

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Speaker 1: you have the miracle on ice, Yeah, the Thrilla in Manila, Okay,

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Speaker 1: and soon to be added to the top of that list,

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Speaker 1: Jose's balloona than along.

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Speaker 2: Wow, really really thought you were gonna talk about Simone Biles.

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Speaker 1: Simone Biles can't hold a candle to the balloonfon along

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Speaker 1: because Jose will have one job to keep a non

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Speaker 1: helium balloon up in the air, never touching the ground

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Speaker 1: for sixty straight minutes. Are ye?

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Speaker 3: How are you feeling, Jose? Do you feel like you

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Speaker 3: can do it?

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Speaker 4: It's silly, It's gonna be fun for like five minutes.

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Speaker 4: But honestly, this is a challenge.

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Speaker 1: And it can't rest on anything. Nobody else can help

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Speaker 1: him keep it up. And just like last year's there

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Speaker 1: where he had to walk less than one hundred steps

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Speaker 1: in a day, this is an endurance based event.

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Speaker 5: I know you guys pick really weird like endurance things.

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Speaker 1: Well, this would be tough for anybody, but especially for

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Speaker 1: a proud eighty h deer. You can't focus on anything

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Speaker 1: for more than ten seconds, or.

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Speaker 4: I'm only going to focus on the balloon and I'm

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Speaker 4: going to be useless at work for that whole hour.

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Speaker 1: It's possible you shouldn't do anything, Jose. You've had weeks

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Speaker 1: to prepare for this, which I'm guessing means you've done nothing.

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Speaker 1: But have you at least thought strategy at all?

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Speaker 5: Well, I already own a neck fan.

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Speaker 1: No, that will disqualify you.

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Speaker 5: Why would that disqualify you can't use.

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Speaker 1: Extra tools and instruments to keep.

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Speaker 2: The help you guys I would love to see with

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Speaker 2: a neck fan to keep.

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Speaker 3: I don't want the people hurt him.

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Speaker 1: I will say, Jose, if you do manage to somehow

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Speaker 1: pull this off, you will go down in history as

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Speaker 1: the Michael Phelps of balloons. They will put your face

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Speaker 1: on cereal boxes, and not just in the part where

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Speaker 1: the have you seen this lost child section, probably even

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Speaker 1: on the front of it.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna change my name to Jose BALLOONO. That's how

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Speaker 4: big this.

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Speaker 5: Is gonna be.

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Speaker 3: This is Will this beat a record?

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Speaker 1: It might? I was gonna look into this and beat

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Speaker 1: at least a record in this building. It is must

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Speaker 1: watch TV, So make sure you're following us at Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey on Insta, TikTok and YouTube to watch Man

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Speaker 1: versus balloon. Yeah, only one can survive.

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Speaker 5: When man man.

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Speaker 6: That's right.

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Speaker 1: Now, time to move on to another epic battle, human

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Speaker 1: throat versus shot collar for the shot collar Question of

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Speaker 1: the Day, Digital Jake, you know what to do.

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Speaker 7: It's National couscous Day.

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Speaker 3: Why do you say funny?

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Speaker 7: What's funny about.

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Speaker 8: Couscous besides it tastes sat America, I don't know, but

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Speaker 8: I'll tell you what's not funny about it, coscouse doesn't

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Speaker 8: get any respects. It ranks number nineteen on America's list

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Speaker 8: of top twenty side dishes.

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Speaker 3: I can't believe it's up that high.

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Speaker 5: It's like your causes are racing and one is catching

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Speaker 5: up for.

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Speaker 8: The other one, you know. But at least it has

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Speaker 8: its own day, and that's a good start. Yes, So

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Speaker 8: we're gonna try to help raise its culinary status and

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Speaker 8: lift a metaphoric bowl of couscous up to the heavens

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Speaker 8: by doing a special goodie couscous s edishes.

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Speaker 7: Oh, the shock collar Question of the Day.

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Speaker 8: I have a list of the top twenty most popular

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Speaker 8: side dishes in America, and you just have to name

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Speaker 8: them to stay in the game. Okay, hold on, We'll

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Speaker 8: start with the woman who's got lots of side pieces.

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Speaker 7: Not sure about side dishes. That's Alexis. Alexis top twenty

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Speaker 7: most popular side dishes in America.

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Speaker 9: Okay, well out of those counts, I'm just craving it

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Speaker 9: right now, as mashed potatoes sounds so good when you.

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Speaker 1: Eat that as a main course normally, I mean I do.

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Speaker 9: And I usually if I have like sweet potatoes too,

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Speaker 9: is a side. We have a lot of potato, so

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Speaker 9: I'm gonna say mashed potatoes.

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Speaker 8: Mashed potatoes is the number one answer on the board.

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Speaker 7: We're over to brook.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna stay on that potato chaining and say

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Speaker 2: French fries.

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Speaker 7: French fries, it's number two on my.

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Speaker 4: Usually I like to give myself a vegetable medleles vegetable.

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Speaker 5: Or do I need to pick a specific vegetable?

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Speaker 7: No, you can say that.

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Speaker 5: Can I do a side of vegetable? Medley?

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Speaker 7: Roasted vegetables number twelve on my list? There may be

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Speaker 7: other vegetables still on the list. I'm taking roasted vegetables

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Speaker 7: off or over to Jeffrey.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well, my families go to side dish was caviar

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Speaker 1: on the side. Yeah you don't, main course, are you hungry?

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Speaker 1: I don't think like to Americans would put that onto their.

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Speaker 3: Place escargo instead.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I need to think more like Thanksgiving because that's

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Speaker 1: like the most popular holiday for size dishes. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: go with corn bread on the side.

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Speaker 8: Wow, corn bread, it's number seven on my list.

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Speaker 5: Other types of bread.

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Speaker 7: There possibly could be other types of bread, just like

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Speaker 7: there's other types of vegetables. Okay, but you have to

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Speaker 7: be specific for a lot of these. We'll go back

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Speaker 7: to Alexis Top twenty side dish.

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Speaker 9: Okay, I'm gonna go when you're just trying to feel

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Speaker 9: a little healthier about yourself and put a little salad

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Speaker 8: Gonna need you to be way more specific as let's

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Speaker 8: go a Caesar salad.

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Speaker 7: Caesar salad number nine on my list.

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Speaker 3: We're back to Brook Okay, I can't believe it hasn't

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Speaker 3: been said in the room. How about rice?

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, my favorite rice, Peeloft number fourteen on my list.

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Speaker 7: I'll give you that Brook, but just barely Okay, God.

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Speaker 5: It's your turn. I'm just gonna go say, outside of

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Speaker 5: steam broccoli, dude.

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Speaker 3: You go back to the veggies.

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Speaker 7: Broccoli. It did not make my top twenty hoose.

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Speaker 1: This is America.

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Speaker 5: You have to remember broccoli is superior.

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Speaker 1: Not in the US. It's over to Jeffrey, because it's

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Speaker 1: the US of A. I'm talking about macaroni and cheese

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Speaker 1: on the side.

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Speaker 8: Macaroni and cheese number three on my master back to

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Speaker 8: alexis number.

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Speaker 9: I don't know a cow because it's not so much

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Speaker 9: at restaurants, but not like fast food and stuff. You

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Speaker 9: get chips on the side, like Panera order questions.

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Speaker 3: It's chips. Interesting chips.

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Speaker 8: Did not make my list is down to brook You

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Speaker 8: get this wrong?

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Speaker 3: And Jeffrey Wins showed me potato salad.

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Speaker 8: Potato salad is one of the other salads I was

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Speaker 8: looking for.

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Speaker 7: Number eight or over to Jeffrey, what.

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Speaker 5: About a fruit salad or a candy salad?

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Speaker 1: Well, I do know about a magical fruit. Baked beans please.

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Speaker 7: Baked beans number six on my list.

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Speaker 5: Literally just a barbecue.

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Speaker 3: It's a musical yeah, beans beans, musical fruits.

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Speaker 1: I call them magic fruite, magical fruit. No it's a

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Speaker 1: magic toot.

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Speaker 5: We've always said magic.

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Speaker 10: What do you say?

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Speaker 3: Okay on the cub?

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Speaker 7: Corn on the cub did not make my list.

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Speaker 1: Give me bowl of corn.

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Speaker 7: You've already won, Jeffrey. That wasn't on there, but Jeffreys

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Speaker 7: won the side dish edition.

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Speaker 8: Of Wow plenty of twenty. Here's some of the sides

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Speaker 8: you guys missed. Number four was coleslaw number five a

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Speaker 8: Thanksgiving stable green bean casserole. There was another type of

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Speaker 8: bread on there. Garlic bread was number ten. Sweet potato

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Speaker 8: castroll or anything sweet potatoes would have been number eleven.

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Speaker 8: Stuffing or dressing was thirteen. The third salad on my

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Speaker 8: list was pasta salad. Some of the vegetables you guys

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Speaker 8: miss grilled the sparagus, cream, spinach, Brussels sprouts, becuzcous.

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Speaker 7: Nineteen left it on the board, didn't take it off.

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Speaker 11: The darts.

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Speaker 7: Gotta be gotta be listening.

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Speaker 8: Number twenty deviled eggs side I.

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Speaker 1: Got the most ride. I get to choose who gets shocked,

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Speaker 1: and it has to be mister pro vegetable for some reason,

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Speaker 1: not in this country. Oh yeah, you're gonna be saying

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Speaker 1: I got a feeling by black Eyed peas.

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Speaker 5: Yes, I'm diabetic. I like happy broccoli.

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Speaker 1: Right, you will risk your life or move.

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Speaker 5: I got a feeling. Thank you crowd.

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Speaker 4: That'snight's gonna be a good night. Gonna e broccoli. Dang,

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Speaker 4: that's in the original vegetables.

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Speaker 1: That is your shock collar question of the day. We

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Speaker 1: got your phones have coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 12: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: I know I'm always the last one to know things

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Speaker 1: around here. Yeah, it's bing Jeffrey in the.

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Speaker 2: Morning and we'll be in the middle of a vacation

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Speaker 2: and Jeffrey will be like, what, where's.

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Speaker 5: Everyone not in studio?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but even still, we're in the height of summer,

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Speaker 1: and it seems Starbucks is already gearing up for the

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Speaker 1: fall because their new autumn menu just got leaked. Is

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Speaker 1: not from Starbucks, somebody else leaked insider. I love it.

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Speaker 1: I say I'm the last to know because I'm guessing

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Speaker 1: Brook and Alexis you've already read this and all the drinks.

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Speaker 9: I've been ordering it for months.

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Speaker 1: I'm literally only doing this because of YouTube real quick.

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Speaker 1: Just need a thumbs up or thumbs down on these

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Speaker 1: items that are going to be featured in the fall.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you do realize no one can see her thumbs right?

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Speaker 1: Well, okay, pumpkin cream cold brew last year. I'm just

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Speaker 1: going off of what was on the leak. Don't have

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Speaker 1: to judge me for reading the leak.

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Speaker 5: Seven years ago.

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Speaker 1: Next, alright, ice pumpkin cream chi.

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Speaker 3: And a cup.

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Speaker 1: I like I said, thumbs up or thumbs down. Don't

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Speaker 1: need a whole breakdown of your entire story. Like the

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Speaker 1: new item iced apple crisp cream shy, which also comes

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Speaker 1: in a non dairy option, brook.

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Speaker 3: Didn't we already have year then?

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Speaker 2: I liked it, it was it wasn't my favorite medium?

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Speaker 1: Thumb on that also oat milk, ice apple crisp shaken espresso. Yes,

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Speaker 1: you're just combining as many words together as the oatmeal

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Speaker 1: apple crisp macchiato, which you can have with a baked

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Speaker 1: apple croissant and a side of raccoon. So it's cake

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Speaker 1: pop that's real?

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Speaker 3: Is it made of real raccoon?

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Speaker 1: Is it could be Brooks family recipe? Not sure? Last,

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Speaker 1: but not least, on the leaked Starbucks fall menu, a

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Speaker 1: mummy cookie.

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Speaker 3: It's like a sugar cookie with icy and that makes it.

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Speaker 1: Look like a mummy and as and now you can

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Speaker 1: look forward to spending even more money on coffee in

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Speaker 1: treats coming up in the fall.

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Speaker 5: If Apple Pumpkin.

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Speaker 1: Juice four pumps thumbs up to that. Laser Stories is

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Speaker 1: coming up next. It's the radio segment that's collabing with

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Speaker 1: Yoda on a new breakfast spread product. The working title

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Speaker 1: is butter It's not shemeer that on a bagel while

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Speaker 1: you listen to Laser Stories, the segment where we read

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Speaker 1: weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

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Speaker 1: except we've got a laser. Those other sith since just

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Speaker 1: do This first Laser Story is out of Mobile, Alabama.

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Speaker 1: All right, you think your Monday sucked? Jared Cooper works

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Speaker 1: for a window washing company called Squeegee Squad, and last

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Speaker 1: Monday afternoon he was stuck dangling from the side of

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Speaker 1: a building four hundred and fifty feet up.

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Speaker 7: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: I always worry so much because we have window cleaners

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Speaker 2: were on like the seventh floor of this building.

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Speaker 5: It's an actual nightmare, though. People have this nightmare waking

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Speaker 1: His equipment malfunctioned while he was cleaning the windows of

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Speaker 1: Alabama's tallest building thirty five stories high.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god building.

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Speaker 1: He was just below the thirty third floor when a

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Speaker 1: piece of equipment called a descender locked up so he

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Speaker 4: Oh wait a minute, No, no, you're spider man.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what did they do?

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Speaker 6: Well?

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Speaker 1: His first thought was to just run to the other

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Speaker 1: call his mom.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, goodbye.

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Speaker 3: No, I think I would call like the manager to

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Speaker 3: have them get the like they'd have to have some

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Speaker 1: Jared told his mom what was going on, and wouldn't

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Speaker 1: you know it? She already knew. How'd she know it

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Speaker 1: because someone inside the building had already taken a picture

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Speaker 2: So helpful the first time mom on Facebook is actually productive.

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Speaker 1: So a mom told him to call nine one one

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Speaker 1: and firefighters were there within minutes.

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Speaker 5: Oh good, He's like, wave, mom, quick, can share the phone.

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Speaker 1: It took the authorities about an hour to help him,

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Speaker 1: and he is okay, thank you?

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Speaker 3: By god? Did he quit? Is he done?

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Speaker 1: Washington Windows? He is not done? What As for all

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Speaker 1: the attention he received, he called it just another day

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Speaker 13: Ja.

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Speaker 3: God, this guy's bill different, dude, Seriously.

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Speaker 1: This next laser stories out of Maine, our forty one

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Speaker 1: year old man named Jason Arsenal robbed a bank the

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Speaker 2: Harson like, just such a missed opportunity assault.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no bank robbing, but this one made national headlines

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Speaker 1: because he did it in such a dumb way. It

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Speaker 1: all started when, instead of going to the bank, Jason

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Speaker 5: Quick give me all your money and tube after tube

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Speaker 3: Why what are you even pointing the gun at?

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Speaker 13: Well?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, the bulletproof.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. The branch that he went to did have those

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Speaker 1: vacuum suction tubes. Yeah. So he put a note in one,

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Speaker 1: and the note said car bomb, no cops, no alarms,

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Speaker 3: And did she just tube them back?

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Speaker 12: No?

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Speaker 1: He then asked for fifty thousand dollars all in one.

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Speaker 1: We know where he's going after he's done robbing the bank. Now, Apparently,

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Speaker 1: Jason had watched a bank robbery video on YouTube and

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Speaker 1: figured out that the smaller the bill is, the harder

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Speaker 2: Think of all of those ones, Jason, how many tunes

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Speaker 5: I know the logistics.

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Speaker 1: Once the teller received his note, she was confused but

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Speaker 5: Real because he has a ball.

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Speaker 3: Let me just take your time, one.

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Speaker 5: Ye, hit the panic button, and then take her sweet toes.

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Speaker 1: After four different deliveries, Jason's car was filled with only

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Speaker 1: nine hundred dollars in ones, so he decided to drive off,

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Speaker 1: but the cops used surveillance footage to track him down

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Speaker 3: He was even driving his own car.

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Speaker 1: It was not the smartest move, bro.

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Speaker 5: Look out your license plate subfee.

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Speaker 1: Not surprisingly, he confessed, and he showed police that even

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Speaker 1: though the robbery happened six days ago, he was still

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Speaker 3: By the way, he can't pay it back in one.

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Speaker 1: The judge should have forced him to do it. Yeah, though, seriously,

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Speaker 1: this next laser story is out of home home Run Headquarters.

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Speaker 3: That's fun.

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Speaker 1: Baseball has long been touted as America's favorite pastime, and

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Speaker 1: now the sport's going next level with a brand new

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Speaker 10: I'm all in.

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Speaker 5: Immediately, dude.

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Speaker 2: I mean, honestly, like, the food at the ballparks is

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Speaker 5: It's literally becoming like, let's go eat at the ballpark.

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Speaker 3: Cat what are they doing?

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Speaker 1: They're saying it's Top Golf meets baseball in a new

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Speaker 1: restaurant theme called bat Box.

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Speaker 12: Why are we taking this?

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Speaker 3: Batting cages?

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Speaker 5: That is so cool?

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Speaker 1: Similar to Top Golf, customers can have a drink there, then

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Speaker 1: compete in teams or challenge their friends in a home

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Speaker 12: Fun.

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Speaker 5: I wonder who throws faster, Brooker Alexis. That would be fun.

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Speaker 3: I can barely throw.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's right. I feel like it would turn

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Speaker 1: into a hot dog eating contest. More than anything else.

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Speaker 3: I want, I want an open by US. I want

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Speaker 3: to take everybody.

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Speaker 1: All the while. You can cheer for your favorite sports

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Speaker 1: team playing on TV. And apparently this is really big

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Speaker 1: in Mexico right now, but the company's already raised funding

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Speaker 1: to put twenty five new locations in the US by

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Speaker 1: twenty thirty, including cities like Dallas, Houston, and Boston. Awesome,

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Speaker 1: this might be the next big thing. Bat box. I

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Speaker 1: love it.

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Speaker 5: You should do it, just a box, like just boxing.

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Speaker 1: Your friends, the simulator.

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Speaker 10: On your friends.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, start with the bat Yeah. This next leg of

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Speaker 1: show is out of the Summer Games?

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Speaker 5: Why USA? Every time I try to start the chack.

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Speaker 1: Who is the greatest American Summer Olympian of all time?

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Speaker 5: Michael?

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Speaker 1: Well, the country voted and the winner is yeah, not Sure.

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Speaker 3: That's what I'm being serious.

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Speaker 1: The dumb people doing that poll gave that option and

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Speaker 1: thirty three percent of America went to not Sure as

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Speaker 3: Why even fill it out?

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Speaker 5: We were just talking about Leadeci how great she is?

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Speaker 1: After that?

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Speaker 3: Are you not watching any Olympics?

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Speaker 10: Like?

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Speaker 3: Why take the survey?

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Speaker 5: Even Sean? Why was lit?

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Speaker 14: After that?

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Speaker 1: Winter swimmer Michael Phelps got nineteen percent, Simone Biles finished

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Speaker 1: a close second at sixteen and nineteen thirty. Track star

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Speaker 1: Jesse Owens came to nine percent of the vote.

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Speaker 5: That makes sense.

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Speaker 3: That's bringing the World Together, Bryan Locke didn't make it.

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Speaker 1: In another poll, forty percent of Americans say they watch

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Speaker 1: individual and ten percent like team sports. Another thirty percent

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Speaker 1: say they sure nobody got in. Why why do we put.

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Speaker 5: On these national polls?

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Speaker 1: The posters give that option to people.

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Speaker 4: I mentioned to start they would you like to take

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Speaker 4: a poll?

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Speaker 5: And they already said I.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I know at least one guy agrees

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Speaker 1: with me on this, right humper.

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 15: What?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god? Let me translate. He says he's not

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Speaker 1: sure if he is kind of focused on something else

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Speaker 1: right now. Though that now means Laser Stories is done

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Speaker 1: for the day. We'll do it again the same time

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Speaker 1: on Wednesday.

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Speaker 12: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys heard, but we almost

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Speaker 1: had to cancel the Loser line today.

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Speaker 3: Oh.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know that because I was combing through the

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Speaker 1: that disturbed me. Shook me to my core because it

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Speaker 1: I wrote down what they said. I'll read it verbatim.

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Speaker 1: It says, Mama, what you said I could call you

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Speaker 1: when we ran out of cereal?

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Speaker 5: Oh, will you run out?

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Speaker 1: Mommy, you're coming home. Then there was some there was

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Speaker 3: This is your baby boy older. You haven't seen you.

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Speaker 6: For and I.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't bear to listen to any more.

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Speaker 2: Another could be honey, mommy's here, I'll be I'll be

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Speaker 2: there soon, just as as soon as this other guy

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Speaker 5: Why are you drunk all the time?

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Speaker 1: Definitely, so I don't want to jump to any conclusions

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Speaker 1: and say we think it. Yes, I was able to

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Speaker 1: batch of without Brooks second Born. Yeah, you probably probably.

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Speaker 1: We'll play all of them for you. Coming up in

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Speaker 1: a brand new loser line right after this, what's up

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Speaker 1: with you?

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Speaker 12: Wait a minute? Is this the right number? It's the

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Speaker 12: loser line? Goodby, Just call me.

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Speaker 1: Back if you haven't heard the loser line before. It

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Speaker 1: works like this. Let's say someone approaches you while you're

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Speaker 1: out at the club and uses this charming pick ap

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Speaker 15: Hey, are you a sea lion, because I could definitely

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Speaker 15: see you lion in my bed.

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Speaker 3: See me lying about my phone number in a second.

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Speaker 1: Whatever you do, is this urge to call the local

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Speaker 1: zoo and have him tagged in bagg Yeah, Instead, tell

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Speaker 1: him you want to do what you see on the

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Speaker 1: Discovery channel after ten pm, Discovery after dark, and that's

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Speaker 1: when you give him the digits to the loser lines.

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Speaker 1: Hopefully he leaves us an awkward voicemail that we can

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Speaker 1: play on the air. Voicemails like this.

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Speaker 6: One, Hey, what's up? Kutie after Xavier otherwise known as BMX.

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Speaker 16: I thought it was that is cool that you tell

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Speaker 16: you the craziest thing that's ever happened to me.

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Speaker 10: Well, sit down.

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Speaker 16: Because this is going to blow your panties off.

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Speaker 10: And there they go.

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Speaker 17: But I once thought of a hot air balloon once,

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Speaker 17: and I survived.

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Speaker 1: Now they say I was.

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Speaker 5: Only five feet off the ground.

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Speaker 16: Whatever, I was wasted and I fell over the rail.

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Speaker 16: But you know, you live and learn, right, If you

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Speaker 16: want a crazier story, we should hook up in the

455
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Speaker 16: hot air balloon. That way we could both join the

456
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Speaker 16: five foot club.

457
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:52,880
Speaker 6: Just kidding.

458
00:22:54,119 --> 00:22:56,639
Speaker 3: He was so close to being funny. Yeah, you know,

459
00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:57,680
Speaker 3: it's almost there.

460
00:22:57,800 --> 00:23:00,560
Speaker 1: Your panties weren't blown off by that story, They're tighter.

461
00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:09,639
Speaker 11: Next message, say Derek, it's me. It's me from the

462
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:14,359
Speaker 11: other night at the bar. You know, I think that

463
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:18,560
Speaker 11: we had this really great time together and I wanted

464
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:22,000
Speaker 11: to let you know that. When we were done, you know,

465
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:24,679
Speaker 11: I left and I actually forgot to close out my

466
00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:27,680
Speaker 11: cab and so I had it back in and I

467
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:33,000
Speaker 11: noticed that, you know, there was another girl talking to you.

468
00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:36,920
Speaker 11: And I know I come off as sweet and gentle,

469
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:40,439
Speaker 11: but I'll cut a bit if I have to.

470
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:45,639
Speaker 18: And I was a girl scout. I know how to

471
00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:49,200
Speaker 18: use my resources. I will use my nails, I will

472
00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:51,879
Speaker 18: use a broken bottle. They have worked for me in

473
00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:53,879
Speaker 18: the past. They will work for me again.

474
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:55,399
Speaker 12: You should know that.

475
00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:58,359
Speaker 6: Next message, so.

476
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Speaker 1: Sign your girls up for the Girls Scout Out today

477
00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:06,800
Speaker 1: and learn how to defend yourself.

478
00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:09,159
Speaker 2: You started the Loser light with one of Alexis's x

479
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:13,840
Speaker 2: and yeah we hear from one of Jose Yeah, yeah, I.

480
00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:15,680
Speaker 1: Can't wait to hear it from one of Brooks.

481
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:18,560
Speaker 5: No, that guy's gonna sab himself.

482
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,240
Speaker 1: Remember you could get the special Loser one Nember to

483
00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:24,399
Speaker 1: text the word loser l O s e R to

484
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:26,840
Speaker 1: seven eight five nine to give it out to somebody

485
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:28,760
Speaker 1: who's really creeping you out at the club and hopefully

486
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:31,280
Speaker 1: they leave an awkward voicemail that we can play kind

487
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:32,920
Speaker 1: of like this one.

488
00:24:34,119 --> 00:24:39,639
Speaker 17: Hi, I really don't know your name. You never told me,

489
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:45,239
Speaker 17: but I think you're beautiful and I was.

490
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,639
Speaker 10: It was kind of shocked you gave me your number,

491
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:53,639
Speaker 10: and I think it gave me because you recognized me

492
00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:58,560
Speaker 10: from my YouTube videos. I'm I'm the gargle guy. I am.

493
00:24:58,720 --> 00:24:59,680
Speaker 10: I am known for.

494
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:03,880
Speaker 17: My my gargling I gargle songs. That was me And

495
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:08,640
Speaker 17: let's see. The one I'm I'm probably best known for

496
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:13,240
Speaker 17: is Sweet Caroline, you know by Neil Diamond. Uh it's

497
00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:14,000
Speaker 17: almost got to.

498
00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:16,560
Speaker 10: Let me check.

499
00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:22,240
Speaker 17: Close to four thousand views almost, so uh tell your

500
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:24,800
Speaker 17: friends because it's easy.

501
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:35,679
Speaker 10: You remember this, I'll let me get you take two

502
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:35,879
Speaker 10: on that.

503
00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:46,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh next, I was so excited.

504
00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:49,920
Speaker 7: Wow.

505
00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:54,680
Speaker 1: Well, luckily gargle Man decided to call back and leave

506
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:59,719
Speaker 1: another message. Let's hear hopefully next message.

507
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:12,840
Speaker 19: Hey, oh sorry about that.

508
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:15,879
Speaker 17: I can't I can't be perfect every single time, but

509
00:26:17,359 --> 00:26:19,600
Speaker 17: I can't show you you know what else I can

510
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:20,240
Speaker 17: do with my mouth?

511
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:21,880
Speaker 10: So give me a call.

512
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:25,440
Speaker 1: Oh wow, you can't be perfect every single time. Yeah,

513
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:27,920
Speaker 1: but once it would be nice. Yeah, I tell you,

514
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:28,320
Speaker 1: I don't.

515
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:30,520
Speaker 3: Think gargling translates to anything women want.

516
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:36,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, definitely videos before you fall smash Yeah.

517
00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:38,680
Speaker 1: How many takes did he have to do this? Four

518
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:41,680
Speaker 1: thousand view video? It's like, all right, take four thousand,

519
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:43,640
Speaker 1: six hundred and ninety six. We got this.

520
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:45,440
Speaker 3: I'm just worried this guy's gonna drown.

521
00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:47,120
Speaker 18: Next.

522
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:52,879
Speaker 6: Hello, this is Lad the Master of the Dark.

523
00:26:56,040 --> 00:27:00,960
Speaker 20: I'm calling to invite you into my dark layer. I

524
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:05,480
Speaker 20: have a coffin specially built for two. So in the

525
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:09,320
Speaker 20: morning afterwards our dark pleasure.

526
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:19,000
Speaker 1: I'm on the phone, buried in his river, waiting for it.

527
00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:23,199
Speaker 3: One of Brooks exes, I think that was me.

528
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:28,600
Speaker 1: For more hilarious loser line, second ate updates, closure calls,

529
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:30,200
Speaker 1: and all the rest. You can listen to the show

530
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:33,359
Speaker 1: at Brooknjeffrey dot com or on Spotify.

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Speaker 12: Photops coming up Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

532
00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:44,160
Speaker 1: Yoda, it's a tap, which is Spanish. It is Spanish

533
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:45,560
Speaker 1: for it. Now it's time for the tap.

534
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:48,280
Speaker 3: Why does our voice get deeper?

535
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:52,960
Speaker 1: I'm more masculine when I go down to Mexico. But

536
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,199
Speaker 1: today we call a guy who's married and had to

537
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:58,240
Speaker 1: apologize to his wife recently because he was forced to

538
00:27:58,359 --> 00:28:02,200
Speaker 1: change their password to log in their visa statement online. Again.

539
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:03,359
Speaker 5: I hate that.

540
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:06,960
Speaker 1: This is three times in just the last month and

541
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,520
Speaker 1: a half that he's had to change it because he

542
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:11,320
Speaker 1: keeps forgetting it and then refuses to write it down.

543
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:15,000
Speaker 1: So his wife got fed up and sent us a message,

544
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:18,919
Speaker 1: and we put our own customer service Rep extraordinaire on

545
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:22,760
Speaker 1: the case. Jose, Let's see if he can talk some

546
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:24,440
Speaker 1: sense into this guy in your phone.

547
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:28,520
Speaker 12: Tap right now.

548
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:34,159
Speaker 4: Hello, Hi, this is Neil down from Chase Visa My

549
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:35,240
Speaker 4: speaking with Lukeman.

550
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:37,280
Speaker 13: This is Luke.

551
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:40,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, Hi, mister, an alert came through that you changed

552
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:41,440
Speaker 4: your password recently.

553
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:42,560
Speaker 5: I'm just double checking.

554
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:42,720
Speaker 1: That was you.

555
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:45,440
Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, that was me.

556
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:47,600
Speaker 1: Of course it was you.

557
00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:53,360
Speaker 13: Is there an issue or a problem? What's going on?

558
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:55,560
Speaker 5: An issue? I mean not for you?

559
00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:59,640
Speaker 4: I guess just just change your password any freaking time

560
00:28:59,680 --> 00:28:59,960
Speaker 4: you want.

561
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:01,960
Speaker 13: I don't understand.

562
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:04,680
Speaker 4: What are you talking about, the issue, mister Freman, is

563
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:07,880
Speaker 4: that I work in the record's division. At any time anywhere,

564
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:11,560
Speaker 4: if somebody changes their account password, an alert comes through

565
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:11,880
Speaker 4: to me.

566
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:12,720
Speaker 5: At my desk.

567
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:16,640
Speaker 13: Okay, so, so then I have.

568
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:19,760
Speaker 4: To go into the system, copy and paste, change the

569
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:22,720
Speaker 4: font aerial a team so it's easy to read for everyone,

570
00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:25,440
Speaker 4: print it out, three hole punch it, and place it

571
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:27,600
Speaker 4: into our secret password binder.

572
00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:32,280
Speaker 13: Oh woh, calm down. I didn't know companies do that.

573
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:37,840
Speaker 4: It's called security. Hackers can't steal binders. Well, I guess

574
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:40,840
Speaker 4: technically they could if they got into the bill. Listen,

575
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:43,200
Speaker 4: it's just harder for them to steal it when there's

576
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:44,080
Speaker 4: a physical copy.

577
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:47,680
Speaker 13: Okay. Yeah, I just thought it was more sophisticated than that.

578
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:50,760
Speaker 4: Oh oh yeah, Oh so now you're you're saying my

579
00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:51,520
Speaker 4: job's a joke.

580
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:57,040
Speaker 13: No, just I thought it was computerized in digital.

581
00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:58,360
Speaker 1: Oh I bet you'd love that.

582
00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:01,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, they just hired an AI robot come in here

583
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:05,040
Speaker 4: and just take my job away. Password changed, easy pasy,

584
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:08,560
Speaker 4: and then I'm jobless.

585
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:12,800
Speaker 13: It sounds like you got a lot going on, man. Yeah,

586
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:16,920
Speaker 13: you sound like angry at me for changing my password.

587
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:20,240
Speaker 4: You change your password like I changed my clothes.

588
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:24,120
Speaker 13: Don't you recommend that we change our passwords often? Isn't

589
00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:25,000
Speaker 13: that the safer thing?

590
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:25,280
Speaker 12: Oh?

591
00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:27,840
Speaker 4: I recommend you make one really really strong, good one

592
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:29,360
Speaker 4: that no hacker's ever gonna guess.

593
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:32,360
Speaker 5: Why are you changing it over and over? And don't

594
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 5: you tell me? Because it's you forgot. Everyone says they forgot.

595
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:40,000
Speaker 1: Do not say those words I forgot, but because.

596
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:45,640
Speaker 4: That's that, that's the straw, the straw that broke the

597
00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:46,520
Speaker 4: camel's back.

598
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:49,920
Speaker 5: Luke, you forgot your password? You fort your mom's name?

599
00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:50,959
Speaker 5: Would you forget?

600
00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:56,320
Speaker 13: This is really professional. You're yelling at me. Bro I'm sorry,

601
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:59,240
Speaker 13: but this is your job, and I'm trying.

602
00:30:59,040 --> 00:30:59,840
Speaker 5: To watch Netflix.

603
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:01,880
Speaker 4: We're here and all of a sudden it's like, hey,

604
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,400
Speaker 4: now we got a new FBI security database.

605
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:07,080
Speaker 5: We got to change our password yet again.

606
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:10,400
Speaker 13: Oh now I understand why you're so worried about AI.

607
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:12,720
Speaker 13: You're sitting there watching Netflix and you're supposed to be

608
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:14,520
Speaker 13: wait a minute, checking the data.

609
00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:17,960
Speaker 4: And should I not be watching Netflix like you're saying,

610
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:19,240
Speaker 4: there's like a better streaming service?

611
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:22,760
Speaker 13: No, I only should be watching streaming in general.

612
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:24,640
Speaker 4: Wait, wait, hold on, hold on, I think we're onto something.

613
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:28,840
Speaker 4: Do you have like an extra password or a password

614
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:29,600
Speaker 4: you'd like to share.

615
00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:31,520
Speaker 13: I don't remember all my passwords.

616
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:33,440
Speaker 6: I'm not going to remember that password.

617
00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:36,120
Speaker 13: Either, And secondly, I wouldn't give it to you.

618
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:39,000
Speaker 4: Well, you don't have to, cause I see a chase

619
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:41,880
Speaker 4: visa here on file. I could just sign up for

620
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:43,880
Speaker 4: a year's worth the Hulu.

621
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Speaker 15: This situation just.

622
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:46,120
Speaker 5: Got better, my man.

623
00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:50,320
Speaker 13: No, on the contrary to the situation is getting much worse,

624
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:54,320
Speaker 13: Like do you have a supervisor or yeah?

625
00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:56,120
Speaker 5: I mean my supervisor's your wife.

626
00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:58,640
Speaker 6: Wait you know my wife?

627
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:01,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, I actually do, because she set you up for

628
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:03,480
Speaker 5: this whole thing. Man, my name's Jse from Brook and

629
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Speaker 5: Jeffrey in the morning.

630
00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:06,000
Speaker 7: This is a phone tap, oh.

631
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:07,240
Speaker 13: My life set up?

632
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:12,360
Speaker 1: So no radio show she always talks about.

633
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:16,520
Speaker 6: Oh my god, why Bro?

634
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:18,560
Speaker 4: She told us you had to change her password three

635
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:20,760
Speaker 4: times in the last like two months because.

636
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:21,560
Speaker 2: You're forgetting it.

637
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:24,400
Speaker 6: Well that's what That's what made me think, like I

638
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:26,480
Speaker 6: don't know. That just made me feel like it was

639
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:31,240
Speaker 6: legit even no so stucid, Bro.

640
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:33,560
Speaker 4: Do you know how many binders I have personally with

641
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:35,280
Speaker 4: all of your passwords.

642
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:36,960
Speaker 5: In it that you chane It looks like a library.

643
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,120
Speaker 13: That's kind of true, because I changed my passwords a

644
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:42,320
Speaker 13: lot because you're supposed to.

645
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:46,000
Speaker 5: Just changing to Brook and Jeffrey. No one will ever

646
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:46,400
Speaker 5: guess it.

647
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:48,880
Speaker 13: Sure, I'll get right on that brook and.

648
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:50,680
Speaker 21: What that changes every few years.

649
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:53,200
Speaker 5: Don't worry about it.

650
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:56,160
Speaker 12: Wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on

651
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:59,680
Speaker 12: the twenties brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

652
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:03,920
Speaker 1: World class athletes and a list celebs have their own

653
00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:08,360
Speaker 1: special dating apps made just for them. Oh yeah, and

654
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:12,440
Speaker 1: they'll hire personal assistants whose only job is to text

655
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:15,440
Speaker 1: honeys at two am asking hey you.

656
00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:17,120
Speaker 3: That be such a fun job.

657
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:22,160
Speaker 1: And for some reason, those high profile stars have never

658
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:25,719
Speaker 1: asked us for help with their dating lives. So strange,

659
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:28,840
Speaker 1: jeff that is until today, because on the phone, we

660
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:32,680
Speaker 1: have a legit pro athlete who travels the globe doing

661
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:36,040
Speaker 1: competitions and he's considered by many to be the Tom

662
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:42,840
Speaker 1: Brady of his unique sport, even though it's not Tom,

663
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:45,840
Speaker 1: and most of us haven't even heard of this sport

664
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Speaker 1: he plays till today.

665
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Speaker 3: Don't include those details.

666
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:51,640
Speaker 1: You're gonna find out what it is and how it

667
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:54,920
Speaker 1: led him to meeting a very special lady in your

668
00:33:55,040 --> 00:34:00,800
Speaker 1: second date update. Right after this second date update. If

669
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Speaker 1: you put something on your dating profile or your dating

670
00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:07,280
Speaker 1: app and everybody thinks it's a joke, but it's one

671
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:13,720
Speaker 1: hundred percent serious. What he's supposed to do.

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00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:16,160
Speaker 3: Laugh at yourself a little bit.

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Speaker 1: For example, on my JAD date profile, I wrote, my

674
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:23,319
Speaker 1: mom made this dating account without my permission because she

675
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:25,399
Speaker 1: is that desperate for me to find love.

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Speaker 2: After you made the profile, you didn't take that part.

677
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Speaker 3: I thought she did make it for it.

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Speaker 1: She did, and then I took it over and I

679
00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:37,680
Speaker 1: was like, I didn't make this my mom did. The

680
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:39,720
Speaker 1: women did not think it was funny.

681
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:41,400
Speaker 5: Oh I'm not a woman, so I think it's funny.

682
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:41,719
Speaker 12: Yeah.

683
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:46,600
Speaker 1: And one of our listeners, one of our listeners knows

684
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:50,400
Speaker 1: exactly what it's like to be misunderstood on the dating apps.

685
00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:53,520
Speaker 1: His name is Mike, So Mike, welcome to the show man.

686
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:55,480
Speaker 6: Hey, how you guys doing it?

687
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:58,480
Speaker 1: Did say in your email that women do not believe

688
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:01,719
Speaker 1: what's written on your bio is actually real what's on there?

689
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:04,440
Speaker 6: So yeah, I put on my profile that I'm a

690
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:05,680
Speaker 6: car jitsu expert.

691
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:11,839
Speaker 1: What carjitsu cargitsu not jiujitsu? See Brook, This is why

692
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:15,279
Speaker 1: people get confused. Even just the word doesn't make it.

693
00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:18,520
Speaker 3: What does it mean? You like grapple with automobiles?

694
00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:21,799
Speaker 6: Well everyone thinks it's a made up term, right, Or

695
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:24,080
Speaker 6: like the funny way to say like I'm a mechanic

696
00:35:24,239 --> 00:35:25,160
Speaker 6: or something, right.

697
00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:26,960
Speaker 1: Is it not?

698
00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:28,040
Speaker 3: You didn't make that up?

699
00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:29,719
Speaker 6: But no, but I but I do it. It's a

700
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:31,759
Speaker 6: real sport. And I think you guys a video clip

701
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:32,360
Speaker 6: in my email.

702
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:35,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do have the video clip that you said. Look,

703
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:37,560
Speaker 1: let me take a second to show my co host

704
00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:39,439
Speaker 1: because they have not seen this yet. Are you ready

705
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:39,719
Speaker 1: to look?

706
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:40,160
Speaker 3: Yeah?

707
00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:42,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, okay, Oh I've seen.

708
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:45,640
Speaker 3: Oh they're doing jiu jitsu inside a car.

709
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:48,200
Speaker 5: They're fighting in a car, doors closed. Oh my god,

710
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:49,040
Speaker 5: we're in the back seat. Now.

711
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:50,920
Speaker 2: If I saw at the beginning of this video, I

712
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:53,440
Speaker 2: would think it was not something that was suitable for work.

713
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:59,160
Speaker 4: And you know it's literally street fight car fighting.

714
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:02,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, true, you know they're doing jiu jitsu in the car.

715
00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:05,120
Speaker 6: This is how it works. Right at the start of

716
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:07,280
Speaker 6: the match, you have two people sit in the driver's

717
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:10,040
Speaker 6: seat and one in the passengers. Okay, okay, So now

718
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:14,160
Speaker 6: once a match start, both fighters we just unbuffle ourselves immediately.

719
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:16,320
Speaker 6: We just attempt to like get at the other person.

720
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:18,600
Speaker 6: We tend to like subdue them in the vehicle.

721
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:23,839
Speaker 1: Oh, this is like Brook and her husband at makeout point.

722
00:36:25,719 --> 00:36:30,960
Speaker 3: I mean spoiler, but I always win okay, I mean,

723
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:34,520
Speaker 3: is it frustrating that people don't know what this is?

724
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:36,280
Speaker 3: Or are you okay with it?

725
00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:39,279
Speaker 6: Yeah? All the girls ask me about it and they

726
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:40,280
Speaker 6: get really confused.

727
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:42,319
Speaker 2: Isn't that why you put it on your profile so

728
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:43,919
Speaker 2: you could send them videos.

729
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:46,359
Speaker 3: Of your sexily grappling with men?

730
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:48,760
Speaker 6: Well, first of all, I put it on my profile

731
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:51,120
Speaker 6: because they ask you what your job is, right, and

732
00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:52,000
Speaker 6: that's my job.

733
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:55,719
Speaker 1: Expert.

734
00:36:56,080 --> 00:37:01,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, so I travel around internationally for this Europe even

735
00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:02,320
Speaker 6: Asia one cool.

736
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:05,040
Speaker 4: You know, you know, slat boxing is huge in all

737
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:07,880
Speaker 4: these other countries right now, and people hilarious in America.

738
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:10,400
Speaker 5: But it's like literally generating millions of dollars.

739
00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:13,839
Speaker 1: There's lots of strange, unusual sports that people don't know about,

740
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:15,560
Speaker 1: and it's good that we have a backup plan for

741
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:17,040
Speaker 1: when our careers go down the drains.

742
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:19,120
Speaker 3: So I'm going to do that pony prancing one where

743
00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:19,799
Speaker 3: you act like a.

744
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:25,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like that. Yeah, but I'm sorry Mike that

745
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:27,839
Speaker 1: we spent like ten whole minutes trying to break down

746
00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:28,799
Speaker 1: what car jitsu is.

747
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:30,040
Speaker 3: But he's fascinating though.

748
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:32,759
Speaker 1: So how does this get into you and your date

749
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:33,440
Speaker 1: that you went on?

750
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:36,279
Speaker 6: Yeah? So pretty much all the girls asked me about it, right,

751
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:39,319
Speaker 6: and they get really confused. But Catherine, she said, she's

752
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:40,680
Speaker 6: actually seen it online before.

753
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:43,520
Speaker 1: Okay, and Catherine is the woman that we're going to

754
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:44,239
Speaker 1: be calling today.

755
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:45,879
Speaker 3: You found the one person.

756
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:48,680
Speaker 12: That's cool.

757
00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:51,680
Speaker 3: So did she like take a huge interest on your date?

758
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:52,239
Speaker 13: Yeah?

759
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:54,000
Speaker 6: That really helped me break the ice with it.

760
00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:55,799
Speaker 1: Okay, where'd you go?

761
00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:59,080
Speaker 6: We went to a bar and it was going all right,

762
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:01,879
Speaker 6: but things started getting a little out of hands when

763
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:04,200
Speaker 6: we started drinking in a.

764
00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:05,800
Speaker 3: Fun way or a bad way.

765
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:10,840
Speaker 6: Well, uh, she basically stood up and said, my boyfriend

766
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:13,200
Speaker 6: will take anyone on in Oh.

767
00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:16,319
Speaker 3: Oh, but she calls you her boyfriend, so that's kind

768
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:18,480
Speaker 3: of right. Do you like that or do you not

769
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:18,880
Speaker 3: like that?

770
00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:20,759
Speaker 6: I loved it?

771
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:21,400
Speaker 1: Okay.

772
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:22,400
Speaker 11: Wow.

773
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:25,400
Speaker 6: She actually pulled out her phone and showed the videos

774
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:26,160
Speaker 6: to a few tables.

775
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:32,080
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, that's not horrible, but everyone was laughing.

776
00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:35,360
Speaker 2: Funny, it's the move from the front seat to the

777
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:37,920
Speaker 2: back seat was whattty funny. You roll into the back

778
00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:39,840
Speaker 2: seat with another girl you don't know jiu jitsu, you

779
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:42,719
Speaker 2: don't know what's happening, rolling around fighting.

780
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:42,759
Speaker 3: In a car.

781
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:45,920
Speaker 1: They were you offended that? There was laughter well.

782
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:48,520
Speaker 6: I get it's kind of different when it looks unusual

783
00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:51,200
Speaker 6: and a little funny, but I've been training for this

784
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:54,560
Speaker 6: for years, you know, and I do make a decent

785
00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:56,680
Speaker 6: amount of money from this, you know, like I'm living

786
00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:57,439
Speaker 6: from this as well.

787
00:38:57,560 --> 00:38:59,800
Speaker 5: Does it make sense to you? That's all that matters.

788
00:39:00,239 --> 00:39:02,160
Speaker 2: But I mean, did that ruin your date? Because it

789
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:04,920
Speaker 2: sounds so good, like she called your boyfriend?

790
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:08,680
Speaker 6: She yeah, but afterwards she realized that maybe she was

791
00:39:08,719 --> 00:39:09,600
Speaker 6: getting a little bit out.

792
00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:12,759
Speaker 3: Of control, maybe she's embarrassed.

793
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:17,040
Speaker 6: No, well, she kept saying, you're mad, and and like, really,

794
00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:19,480
Speaker 6: I wasn't mad, but I was kind of getting annoying

795
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:22,040
Speaker 6: annoyed that she's telling me that I was.

796
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:29,279
Speaker 5: I know, I'm really not. I'm going to be if

797
00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:30,160
Speaker 5: you keep saying that.

798
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:31,960
Speaker 3: It really does sound like they're in a relationship.

799
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,239
Speaker 5: And the fact that she.

800
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:37,080
Speaker 1: Was like, look at my man, you don't want to

801
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:39,560
Speaker 1: let her go. I understand why you reached out to us.

802
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:41,120
Speaker 1: What's happened since that night?

803
00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:43,760
Speaker 6: Pretty much? Bro, she's not calling me okay?

804
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:45,879
Speaker 3: All right? And do you have any idea.

805
00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:48,680
Speaker 6: Why she might be embarrassed because she was a bit drunk.

806
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:51,680
Speaker 6: But I don't take anything about it. Like, I still

807
00:39:51,719 --> 00:39:52,880
Speaker 6: think she's an amazing girl.

808
00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:55,759
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, all right, well maybe you just need

809
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:56,960
Speaker 3: a chance to tell her that, you know.

810
00:39:57,640 --> 00:39:59,719
Speaker 6: Well, that's why I called. I hope you guys can

811
00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:00,520
Speaker 6: get her on the line.

812
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:03,480
Speaker 1: Oh was that a threat? Because I don't want to

813
00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:07,200
Speaker 1: make you mad or anything. Dude, I'm hoping I'm mad.

814
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:09,480
Speaker 5: He drives to the station. He's like, get in here.

815
00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:12,960
Speaker 1: Okay, we're gonna do whatever you say here, Mike. We're

816
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:14,880
Speaker 1: just gonna come back. We'll call Katherine for you, and

817
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:16,719
Speaker 1: we'll make sure that you get your second date update

818
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:21,880
Speaker 1: right after this. Okay, everyone right, don't hurt me second

819
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:27,799
Speaker 1: date update. We've heard a lot of people's stories on

820
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:32,399
Speaker 1: this show, their professions, their interests, and hobbies. This might

821
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:35,840
Speaker 1: be one of the strangest, though, because one of our listeners,

822
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:40,480
Speaker 1: Mike is a professional car jujitsu fighter. Yeah, or a

823
00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:43,320
Speaker 1: car jitsu wrestler. I said, don't know what the exact

824
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:44,279
Speaker 1: terminology is.

825
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:47,920
Speaker 5: It's like m m A. It's like a car artist, yeah.

826
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:51,080
Speaker 1: Artists whatever. He is. He's a pro at it. Yeah,

827
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:54,440
Speaker 1: But somebody who was familiar with it and was proud

828
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:56,239
Speaker 1: of him was his date, Catherine.

829
00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:57,200
Speaker 5: A little too proud.

830
00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:57,440
Speaker 12: Yeah.

831
00:40:57,520 --> 00:40:59,640
Speaker 1: Yeah. She was so proud that at the bar she

832
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:02,080
Speaker 1: drunk can we stood up and challenged any man there

833
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:07,959
Speaker 1: to fight her boyfriend in kr jitsu, And that's where

834
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:11,640
Speaker 1: the fun kind of ended because she began to sober

835
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:14,319
Speaker 1: up afterwards and started saying, are you mad at me?

836
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:17,000
Speaker 1: That I told everybody about that and showed them the videos.

837
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:19,480
Speaker 1: Are you mad? And he kept saying no, and she

838
00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:21,799
Speaker 1: kept saying yeah, and can tell you're mad at me?

839
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:25,120
Speaker 1: You're mad? And that didn't go well. So now here

840
00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:28,360
Speaker 1: we are days later, she might be too embarrassed to

841
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:31,160
Speaker 1: talk to him again. At least that's what Mike thinks.

842
00:41:31,719 --> 00:41:32,960
Speaker 5: Mike, are you mad at us?

843
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:34,040
Speaker 3: Oh?

844
00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:35,799
Speaker 1: No?

845
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:40,960
Speaker 3: I mean if we don't get him a day, So.

846
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:43,680
Speaker 1: Do you have any any final thoughts before we call Catherine?

847
00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:44,960
Speaker 1: Anything else that we should know?

848
00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:48,040
Speaker 6: Look, I really want to see her again. I mean

849
00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:51,200
Speaker 6: it's just really rare find a girl who actually knows

850
00:41:51,239 --> 00:41:53,880
Speaker 6: about this and who's probably going to be willing to

851
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:58,200
Speaker 6: support me through it, you know, literally with my biggest cheerleader.

852
00:41:57,680 --> 00:41:59,480
Speaker 9: That night, I can totally imagine her when you're in

853
00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:01,160
Speaker 9: the middle of a whatever, does her banging on the

854
00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:01,960
Speaker 9: window cheering for you?

855
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:05,120
Speaker 3: Of the under they have round girls.

856
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:08,880
Speaker 5: You know, trump, and then she just comes out and

857
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:09,960
Speaker 5: does a little circle.

858
00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:12,439
Speaker 1: Okay, maybe she can get into the profession a little

859
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:14,160
Speaker 1: bit too. If this works out, I'm gonna dial here

860
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:16,200
Speaker 1: right now. Let's see if she picks up. Here we go,

861
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:27,880
Speaker 1: HELLOHI is this Catherine?

862
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:29,600
Speaker 10: Yes?

863
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:33,560
Speaker 1: Is this hey Catherine. We're a radio show. We're called

864
00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:36,160
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're hoping to

865
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:38,760
Speaker 1: borrow just a few minutes of your time. If that's okay?

866
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:44,799
Speaker 18: Uh no, did you say no?

867
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:48,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, we don't. We don't get no very often, Catherine,

868
00:42:48,719 --> 00:42:49,719
Speaker 3: Can I ask? Can we ask?

869
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:53,120
Speaker 1: Why the thing is? We're not calling on behalf of us.

870
00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:55,440
Speaker 1: We're actually calling on behalf of somebody. You know, a

871
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:57,840
Speaker 1: guy named Mike that you went on a date with recently.

872
00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:02,239
Speaker 2: Oh okay, Oh wait does that change things?

873
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:03,319
Speaker 3: Do you want to talk to us now?

874
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:05,400
Speaker 18: Yeah?

875
00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:08,880
Speaker 1: Okay, Because we don't just call random people for no reason.

876
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:10,600
Speaker 1: But this is part of a segment we do called

877
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:11,520
Speaker 1: second Date Update.

878
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:15,760
Speaker 10: Okay, so sorry, we're on a mission.

879
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:18,200
Speaker 5: We want to hook you back up with Mike.

880
00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:21,000
Speaker 21: What what if I don't want that?

881
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:21,080
Speaker 6: So?

882
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:29,200
Speaker 2: Well, here here, Jeffy, you're No, Ike just wants to

883
00:43:29,239 --> 00:43:31,560
Speaker 2: know if he did something wrong, you know, because.

884
00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:34,000
Speaker 1: He told us the story of what happened that night, and.

885
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:38,919
Speaker 21: God, it sounds like a fun night.

886
00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:40,399
Speaker 7: It was a fun night.

887
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:45,759
Speaker 21: I have been barren there.

888
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:48,440
Speaker 1: He mentioned that you stood up at one point and

889
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:51,040
Speaker 1: challenged everybody in the bar to fight him in card jitsu.

890
00:43:51,239 --> 00:43:51,439
Speaker 10: Yeah.

891
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:53,880
Speaker 21: I did do that.

892
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:57,759
Speaker 3: Okay, did anyone I'd never heard? Did anyone try to

893
00:43:57,800 --> 00:43:58,840
Speaker 3: take him up on that offer?

894
00:43:59,440 --> 00:43:59,719
Speaker 1: Or you?

895
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:01,759
Speaker 3: I guess it wasn't his offer, it was it was

896
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:02,680
Speaker 3: your offer.

897
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:07,799
Speaker 21: My offer. Someone did, Oh, but he didn't make it

898
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:09,560
Speaker 21: in the car life or whoever was.

899
00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:14,160
Speaker 6: With him, like absolutely, Okay, you got that.

900
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:16,440
Speaker 5: Like a courage I can babe.

901
00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:20,600
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, okay, well it sounds like maybe that wasn't

902
00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:23,680
Speaker 1: the problem. Then with the knight, we're trying to help

903
00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:27,480
Speaker 1: Mike figure out if there was a specific reason that

904
00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:30,120
Speaker 1: you've been avoiding him or not wanting to see him again.

905
00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:36,000
Speaker 21: Yeah, so here's what happened. I was embarrassed, and I

906
00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:39,440
Speaker 21: told my roommate about the situation that she didn't know

907
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:42,239
Speaker 21: what Corgens was, so I showed her a few videos. Yeah,

908
00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:45,439
Speaker 21: she that I absolutely cannot date this guy.

909
00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:49,879
Speaker 1: Whymates, has she battled him and lost in a file?

910
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:54,680
Speaker 1: You can't date my mortal enemy, he can.

911
00:44:57,480 --> 00:45:00,440
Speaker 21: No, I mean she made some valid points. You know,

912
00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:04,080
Speaker 21: he's a professional fighter, and so he's gonna get hurt

913
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:08,879
Speaker 21: and if this turns into something more serious, I'm gonna

914
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:10,520
Speaker 21: have to take care of him while he's hurt.

915
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:15,279
Speaker 1: Well, isn't that every woman's dream to take care of

916
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:18,760
Speaker 1: a man like a baby child.

917
00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:18,800
Speaker 3: Especially when they're retired.

918
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:21,400
Speaker 1: They're at their peak, right.

919
00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:25,279
Speaker 3: It's so fun to be around. They don't reminisce about

920
00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:26,080
Speaker 3: the old days at all.

921
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:33,080
Speaker 2: Sometimes are different. Yeah, it's a good point lesson. Yeah,

922
00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:36,279
Speaker 2: so that just doesn't sound like fun to you.

923
00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:38,960
Speaker 21: It doesn't. And then you know, I know that a

924
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:42,439
Speaker 21: lot of football players they have that concussion they dream

925
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:43,400
Speaker 21: when they get older.

926
00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:45,800
Speaker 3: Really scary. It's really scary.

927
00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:50,160
Speaker 21: Our distant fires don't even have the helmet, so exactly, Yeah.

928
00:45:50,239 --> 00:45:51,920
Speaker 3: You get really hurt in jiu jitsu. No, but jiu

929
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:54,359
Speaker 3: jitsu isn't about being punched at all.

930
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:56,919
Speaker 1: It's called card jitsu. Okay, get it right.

931
00:45:57,280 --> 00:46:00,480
Speaker 3: They don't punch to the rules.

932
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:03,799
Speaker 1: I guess it didn't look like it was like the

933
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:06,640
Speaker 1: friendliest of Brooks.

934
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:06,960
Speaker 5: Run A lot of times.

935
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,279
Speaker 4: It's like the hole that's a pin, it's something else.

936
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:11,080
Speaker 4: It may not be like knockout status.

937
00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:13,080
Speaker 3: Do you think we're like way jumping the gun?

938
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:17,440
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, I mean you are thinking about twenty five

939
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:18,400
Speaker 2: steps down.

940
00:46:18,239 --> 00:46:20,759
Speaker 6: The line here jumping the gun.

941
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:24,040
Speaker 21: But I'm looking for something more long term, and so

942
00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:26,759
Speaker 21: I pully a bit. I'm like, all right, if we

943
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:28,759
Speaker 21: have kids, like I did that whole bit, If we

944
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:30,160
Speaker 21: have kids, how long.

945
00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:31,840
Speaker 6: Is he going to be doing cargets two for?

946
00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:34,640
Speaker 21: Like, he can't possibly the kids in the.

947
00:46:34,680 --> 00:46:37,640
Speaker 5: Cart back and then they're fighting.

948
00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:41,680
Speaker 1: They could start in those little driver cars. No, I

949
00:46:41,719 --> 00:46:44,600
Speaker 1: could see why you would have some concerns about the

950
00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:48,400
Speaker 1: future of your guys' relationship, but we're not the people

951
00:46:48,520 --> 00:46:52,160
Speaker 1: to defend that. The only person that can is Mike himself,

952
00:46:52,239 --> 00:46:53,879
Speaker 1: and he just happens to be on the other line

953
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:58,600
Speaker 1: right now waiting to talk to you. Wait, he says, No,

954
00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:05,719
Speaker 1: that's how this works, Mike.

955
00:47:06,239 --> 00:47:09,239
Speaker 6: Yeah, well you should you not calling me because your

956
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:13,080
Speaker 6: roommate thinks is too dangerous. Come on, look, look, I've

957
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:15,719
Speaker 6: trained so hard for this. This is literally what I

958
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:18,480
Speaker 6: do every single day. I trained hard not to get hurt.

959
00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:21,160
Speaker 6: That's literally, my main job is not to get hurt.

960
00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:22,120
Speaker 3: Are you hearing that?

961
00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:24,960
Speaker 21: I understand that they're doing fine right now, but maybe

962
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:25,520
Speaker 21: in the future.

963
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:25,920
Speaker 13: I don't know.

964
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:28,040
Speaker 21: If someone wraps the seatbelt around your neck and both

965
00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:29,560
Speaker 21: too hard, I don't know what's gonna happen.

966
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:33,000
Speaker 6: Oh, I would never let that happen. Come on, I

967
00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:35,120
Speaker 6: got this little counter thing that I do with my

968
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:37,319
Speaker 6: two thumbs. It works every single time.

969
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:39,240
Speaker 5: Whoa that happen?

970
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:41,560
Speaker 1: Don't give away your secrets to all the card jitsu

971
00:47:41,680 --> 00:47:43,600
Speaker 1: listeners who might be fighting you in the future. You

972
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:44,439
Speaker 1: don't want to give it away.

973
00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:47,520
Speaker 3: Yeah a minute, this is like way more violent than

974
00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:48,640
Speaker 3: I expected it to be.

975
00:47:48,719 --> 00:47:51,239
Speaker 21: Maybe she's say, that's what I'm saying, this is something

976
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:52,240
Speaker 21: I have to think about.

977
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:53,600
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I.

978
00:47:53,719 --> 00:47:57,520
Speaker 1: Never realized she's concerned about your future there, Mike. Is

979
00:47:57,560 --> 00:48:00,239
Speaker 1: this something that you see doing for like the rest

980
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:02,040
Speaker 1: of your life as a way to earn income?

981
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:03,000
Speaker 5: You say, you make money.

982
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:06,840
Speaker 6: No, No, that's what she doesn't understand. I do have

983
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:07,600
Speaker 6: a backup plan.

984
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:09,680
Speaker 3: Okay, what's your backup plan?

985
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:11,719
Speaker 6: Boats?

986
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:13,319
Speaker 3: Would you say?

987
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:14,080
Speaker 7: Sorry?

988
00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:15,720
Speaker 6: What boat jitsu?

989
00:48:16,239 --> 00:48:16,640
Speaker 5: Boats?

990
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:19,040
Speaker 1: Boat jitsu from car jitsu to.

991
00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:24,440
Speaker 6: Boat Listen, it's an up and coming sport. It's so

992
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:27,799
Speaker 6: big and Portugal right now, look at.

993
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:29,400
Speaker 3: That, Cathering, I live in Portugal.

994
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:31,799
Speaker 5: It's like a rowboat fight, it's all.

995
00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:34,200
Speaker 1: It seems equally as dangerous.

996
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:37,279
Speaker 6: No, it's it's it's definitely more safe because if you fall,

997
00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:38,520
Speaker 6: you fall in the water.

998
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:39,000
Speaker 12: Ah.

999
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:44,960
Speaker 6: Plus on top of that you have to wear like that.

1000
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:50,840
Speaker 3: You know what't boat jujitsu first thing? Safety?

1001
00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:57,200
Speaker 21: Okay, kind of like it whipping boat jitsu versus car

1002
00:48:57,280 --> 00:48:59,520
Speaker 21: gets two. I don't see how that's better.

1003
00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:02,120
Speaker 1: I do think that we're trying. We're all thinking way

1004
00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:04,480
Speaker 1: too long term here. The whole goal of this call

1005
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:07,520
Speaker 1: is to just set you guys up on one more date.

1006
00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:11,239
Speaker 1: What do you think, Catherine. It's a date that will

1007
00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:12,640
Speaker 1: pay for if you're up for it.

1008
00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:15,200
Speaker 3: I mean, if anything, he really likes you, and I

1009
00:49:15,239 --> 00:49:16,240
Speaker 3: think that's really sweet.

1010
00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:18,279
Speaker 1: We might even do like a little day cruise just

1011
00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:20,040
Speaker 1: so that you can give a preview of boat jitsu

1012
00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:25,600
Speaker 1: on a boat together. I'm not gonna fight you, Captain

1013
00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:28,560
Speaker 1: Heger put him on two paddle boards.

1014
00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:29,280
Speaker 3: See what happened?

1015
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:32,480
Speaker 1: So sorry, Katherin, we're running out of time. We need

1016
00:49:32,520 --> 00:49:33,840
Speaker 1: an answer. What do you think about one.

1017
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:39,600
Speaker 6: More date with Mike, Fine, I'll do one more date that.

1018
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:40,560
Speaker 12: There we go.

1019
00:49:41,719 --> 00:49:42,080
Speaker 6: There you go.

1020
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:45,200
Speaker 1: You have exactly three days to change careers and figure

1021
00:49:45,239 --> 00:49:46,840
Speaker 1: out how to support yourself financially.

1022
00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:48,920
Speaker 6: Good luck, all right, thank you.

1023
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:52,280
Speaker 12: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

1024
00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:56,360
Speaker 1: You know, twenty years ago people laughed at the idea

1025
00:49:56,480 --> 00:50:01,080
Speaker 1: of UFC, and now it's a multi billion dollars sports

1026
00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:03,880
Speaker 1: It's so true, man, and so it's all the haters

1027
00:50:04,080 --> 00:50:06,239
Speaker 1: texting in at seven, eight, five, nine to two. Give

1028
00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:11,279
Speaker 1: me a break. Car jitsu, seriously, you just wait to

1029
00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:14,120
Speaker 1: see our friend Mike at the twenty thirty two Olympics

1030
00:50:14,320 --> 00:50:17,719
Speaker 1: holding up a gold medal with a seatbelt around his neck. Yeah,

1031
00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:20,440
Speaker 1: he's gonna show you what's what. It's gonna be a

1032
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:21,880
Speaker 1: tiny car on the trophy.

1033
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:24,760
Speaker 3: I do for some reason picture him only fighting inside

1034
00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:25,480
Speaker 3: Honda Civics.

1035
00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:26,399
Speaker 12: I don't know why.

1036
00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:29,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's part of the rules. Is car jitsu, it's

1037
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:30,680
Speaker 5: not truck jitsu.

1038
00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:33,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you do an suv like, is it even

1039
00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:34,520
Speaker 3: impressive anymore?

1040
00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:35,520
Speaker 4: You know what I mean?

1041
00:50:35,719 --> 00:50:36,359
Speaker 6: It's sad.

1042
00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:38,800
Speaker 3: You get a minivan you can basically stand up in

1043
00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:39,680
Speaker 3: that sh Yeah, I.

1044
00:50:39,719 --> 00:50:40,720
Speaker 5: Mean, come on, now.

1045
00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:46,080
Speaker 1: We can say that we were there at the beginning. Yeah,

1046
00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:48,440
Speaker 1: before car jitsu blew up.

1047
00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:51,560
Speaker 4: It's like Muhammad Ali before anybody knew it was Muhammad Ali.

1048
00:50:52,320 --> 00:50:53,080
Speaker 5: We're gonna go that far.

1049
00:50:53,239 --> 00:50:56,759
Speaker 1: But yeah, we'll be laughing when car jitsu takes over

1050
00:50:56,840 --> 00:51:00,680
Speaker 1: football as the number one sports all of America.

1051
00:51:00,760 --> 00:51:02,520
Speaker 5: We're gonna be paying fantasy carons.

1052
00:51:03,080 --> 00:51:07,759
Speaker 1: They say, honk if you agree, right, Hong context in

1053
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:10,879
Speaker 1: and email us if you need help with your dating life,

1054
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:12,800
Speaker 1: we'll call that person who's not calling you back. Go

1055
00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:14,880
Speaker 1: check out all of our second dates wherever you get

1056
00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:16,239
Speaker 1: your podcasts Abrook and.

1057
00:51:16,239 --> 00:51:19,080
Speaker 12: Jeffrey Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

1058
00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:23,759
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna throw some phrases out there and see

1059
00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:26,839
Speaker 1: what's the first thing you think of when I say

1060
00:51:27,520 --> 00:51:28,920
Speaker 1: barrel chested.

1061
00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:31,560
Speaker 5: Warriors, whoa soldiers?

1062
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:37,520
Speaker 1: Hot meat pies? Yes, okay, two lances one jester.

1063
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:41,080
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, wait a minute, I'll still take it.

1064
00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:44,360
Speaker 1: I'm not sure what you guys are thinking of, but

1065
00:51:44,520 --> 00:51:46,719
Speaker 1: I'm talking about a renaissance fair.

1066
00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:49,960
Speaker 3: That's what I was thinking of too.

1067
00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:51,919
Speaker 1: If you don't know what that is, It's where people

1068
00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:55,239
Speaker 1: dress up in shiny metal armor and carry around fake

1069
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:58,720
Speaker 1: weapons and drink stins of meat until they can't remember

1070
00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:03,600
Speaker 1: what century they're living in anymore. So we thought what

1071
00:52:03,760 --> 00:52:07,640
Speaker 1: a perfect place to gather some quality sound bites for

1072
00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:10,680
Speaker 1: our show by asking people what you're doing at the

1073
00:52:10,760 --> 00:52:14,080
Speaker 1: Renaissance Fair. We're gonna play the audio coming up right

1074
00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:18,040
Speaker 1: after this. Over half of Americans will tell you that

1075
00:52:18,320 --> 00:52:20,920
Speaker 1: life was better back in the good old days.

1076
00:52:21,239 --> 00:52:22,200
Speaker 3: I don't understand that.

1077
00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:25,799
Speaker 1: But when you say good old days, we all think

1078
00:52:25,880 --> 00:52:30,759
Speaker 1: of different times in like history great Depression. Some people

1079
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:34,280
Speaker 1: think it was the nineteen fifties with their poodle skirts

1080
00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:35,720
Speaker 1: and fancy jello molds.

1081
00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:36,120
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1082
00:52:38,120 --> 00:52:40,640
Speaker 1: Others would argue it was the nineteen twenties with their

1083
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:44,200
Speaker 1: flapper girls and Gatsby parties. That was the Great Depression,

1084
00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:47,959
Speaker 1: but not looking good if you ask me. The real

1085
00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:55,120
Speaker 1: golden Age was the nineties, specifically the fifteen nineties, an

1086
00:52:55,200 --> 00:53:00,840
Speaker 1: incredible time in human history when kings eight giant turkey legs,

1087
00:53:01,320 --> 00:53:05,320
Speaker 1: gallant knights, went on noble quests, and all you needed

1088
00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:11,799
Speaker 1: for an afternoon entertainment was a good public beheading. Yeah,

1089
00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:14,640
Speaker 1: miss those times you need to go to a trial.

1090
00:53:14,719 --> 00:53:15,080
Speaker 2: You just went.

1091
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:19,600
Speaker 1: It's right. Luckily, there is one place where the magic

1092
00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:23,200
Speaker 1: and splendor of the sixteenth century is still alive and well.

1093
00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:28,040
Speaker 1: And that's at the local Renaissance Fair. That's why we

1094
00:53:28,120 --> 00:53:31,200
Speaker 1: sent our own Jose Bolanos and Alexis Fuller down to

1095
00:53:31,239 --> 00:53:34,640
Speaker 1: the fairgrounds to ask people a simple question. What you're

1096
00:53:34,719 --> 00:53:36,040
Speaker 1: doing at the Renaissance Fair.

1097
00:53:36,360 --> 00:53:37,759
Speaker 9: What you're doing at the Renaissance Fair?

1098
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:38,640
Speaker 12: I live here?

1099
00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:41,439
Speaker 1: Oh, we are of the Wildwood Fay.

1100
00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:44,080
Speaker 12: Oh okay, you're a fairy.

1101
00:53:44,360 --> 00:53:44,600
Speaker 2: Ah.

1102
00:53:45,200 --> 00:53:48,200
Speaker 5: I have been missing people and fanning them.

1103
00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:53,840
Speaker 9: It's a no mission mentioned called fairy conditioning evaporative cooling.

1104
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:54,680
Speaker 1: Because it's very warm.

1105
00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:59,320
Speaker 9: Oh so it's a special fairy way to cool down. Y.

1106
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:02,320
Speaker 9: Do you have other magic like powers or anything you do?

1107
00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:06,000
Speaker 5: I turn green leaves into food, which fill my belly.

1108
00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:07,959
Speaker 3: What kind of food?

1109
00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:10,359
Speaker 5: Corn on the cub.

1110
00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:11,600
Speaker 1: In?

1111
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:12,280
Speaker 12: Okay?

1112
00:54:12,960 --> 00:54:15,080
Speaker 9: Do you have any like love potions you can help with?

1113
00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:16,759
Speaker 9: Are you good in the If I'm struggling in the

1114
00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:18,080
Speaker 9: dating department, my name.

1115
00:54:18,040 --> 00:54:21,240
Speaker 5: Is Kissel, like Kissel tall, missile.

1116
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:23,800
Speaker 9: Wait when I just got to stand by you and

1117
00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:25,200
Speaker 9: a guy will come up and kiss.

1118
00:54:25,080 --> 00:54:31,320
Speaker 3: Me, or I hold flowers overhead and go Kissel tall, yum. Okay,

1119
00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:35,919
Speaker 3: that's a that's a way to set the mood.

1120
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:40,120
Speaker 5: How many guys, did you make out with that? Alexishere

1121
00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:42,919
Speaker 5: left and right, a lot.

1122
00:54:42,840 --> 00:54:44,920
Speaker 1: Of leafy food to get Why do I feel like

1123
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:52,080
Speaker 1: she actually does live? She's just in the wood behind you,

1124
00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:53,200
Speaker 1: guys were shutting down.

1125
00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:53,960
Speaker 3: She's like, not me.

1126
00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:01,120
Speaker 5: What you doing at the Renaissance Fair?

1127
00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:03,320
Speaker 14: Just hanging out and having some beers.

1128
00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:07,000
Speaker 1: Okay, you are dressed like a giant bull. I am

1129
00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:10,320
Speaker 1: literally like pushing my microphone under your huge horn.

1130
00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:12,480
Speaker 5: With the ring. You have a ring through your nostrils.

1131
00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:15,399
Speaker 14: I am just a giant bull. I'm dressing my coat

1132
00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:16,360
Speaker 14: and so.

1133
00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:18,320
Speaker 1: Why are you a giant bull? You're like a pirate

1134
00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:18,759
Speaker 1: bull too.

1135
00:55:18,760 --> 00:55:20,719
Speaker 5: Though. When you got a crowd, people are loving you.

1136
00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:23,279
Speaker 14: Man, I don't have a giant bull because my mother

1137
00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:26,200
Speaker 14: is a bull and my father is a bull cow.

1138
00:55:27,160 --> 00:55:28,879
Speaker 1: So your mom was a cow, your dad was a bull.

1139
00:55:29,320 --> 00:55:31,640
Speaker 1: That makes you a bull?

1140
00:55:32,560 --> 00:55:32,680
Speaker 12: Oh?

1141
00:55:32,719 --> 00:55:34,440
Speaker 1: I thought you're gonna have like a joke ready for me,

1142
00:55:34,640 --> 00:55:36,440
Speaker 1: like a bull a cowbull?

1143
00:55:36,719 --> 00:55:37,040
Speaker 5: I don't.

1144
00:55:37,560 --> 00:55:41,200
Speaker 1: I'm not good at this. You can tell all right? Well, look,

1145
00:55:41,360 --> 00:55:42,160
Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you go.

1146
00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:43,560
Speaker 4: Was there any message you want to give to the

1147
00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:45,680
Speaker 4: people listening, anything you want to say?

1148
00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:46,719
Speaker 5: Go ahead, Mike is yours?

1149
00:55:48,360 --> 00:55:53,000
Speaker 3: Oho Okay, I'm not a cow. That is the least

1150
00:55:53,040 --> 00:55:53,879
Speaker 3: intimidating bull.

1151
00:55:54,200 --> 00:55:55,680
Speaker 6: I know.

1152
00:55:56,239 --> 00:55:58,600
Speaker 1: I am always impressed the Jose with how deep you

1153
00:55:58,680 --> 00:56:01,680
Speaker 1: can get that microphone up into people's costumes like.

1154
00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:03,960
Speaker 5: A giant.

1155
00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:04,600
Speaker 6: Like.

1156
00:56:04,719 --> 00:56:06,759
Speaker 2: I still don't understand what the bull has to do

1157
00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:09,160
Speaker 2: with pirates and or medieval times.

1158
00:56:09,160 --> 00:56:09,480
Speaker 5: I don't know.

1159
00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:11,880
Speaker 4: I'm just bummed that bulls aren't as funny as I assumed,

1160
00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:14,360
Speaker 4: you know, I thought they have at least one shot.

1161
00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:15,880
Speaker 3: Like as sweet as ferdinanre.

1162
00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:19,399
Speaker 2: This is like the Boro Yet brother that never gets

1163
00:56:19,440 --> 00:56:21,319
Speaker 2: a movie or any cartoon show.

1164
00:56:22,239 --> 00:56:24,640
Speaker 1: Yes, so, so far, we're a little bit disappointed at

1165
00:56:24,640 --> 00:56:28,120
Speaker 1: the local renaissance fair, where Jose and social media coordinator

1166
00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:31,839
Speaker 1: Alexis were there asking a simple question, what you're doing

1167
00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:35,719
Speaker 1: at the Renaissance fair? I the captains just let it

1168
00:56:35,800 --> 00:56:38,000
Speaker 1: import just just you know, have a little bit of

1169
00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:40,560
Speaker 1: R and R. Okay, Oh, so you're a pirate and

1170
00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:42,600
Speaker 1: you're just you're on a little break. Yeah, just a

1171
00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:43,080
Speaker 1: little break.

1172
00:56:43,160 --> 00:56:44,760
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, wait, your pirate accident.

1173
00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:46,040
Speaker 9: I think you lost it a little there.

1174
00:56:46,600 --> 00:56:46,759
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1175
00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:50,359
Speaker 22: It comes goes and out originally from the parate area

1176
00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:51,279
Speaker 22: I just immigrated in.

1177
00:56:51,640 --> 00:56:54,319
Speaker 9: I have to ask me so you're holding a chest. Yes,

1178
00:56:54,880 --> 00:56:57,759
Speaker 9: what's in the chest the balloons and a pin that

1179
00:56:57,960 --> 00:57:00,640
Speaker 9: is a wait, your box is your box kind of empty?

1180
00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:03,239
Speaker 9: You got one to bloom and a pin that says

1181
00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:04,239
Speaker 9: courage one.

1182
00:57:04,120 --> 00:57:05,480
Speaker 5: Man's dun because I'm the man's treasure.

1183
00:57:05,680 --> 00:57:07,720
Speaker 3: You're an honest pirate, Yes.

1184
00:57:07,680 --> 00:57:10,399
Speaker 22: Yes, yes, Unfortunately I was raised by a person who

1185
00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:15,480
Speaker 22: raised me honestly. And then fortunately unfortunately because sometimes when

1186
00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:18,040
Speaker 22: pirate has to do piracy, I'm like apologizing and I

1187
00:57:18,040 --> 00:57:21,640
Speaker 22: shouldn't be apologizing because you know, I have your your jewels.

1188
00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:21,800
Speaker 6: In my hand.

1189
00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:24,280
Speaker 9: Maybe this is why you're a solo pirate right now.

1190
00:57:24,320 --> 00:57:26,320
Speaker 3: You know you got to be a little meaner out

1191
00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:26,840
Speaker 3: on the seas.

1192
00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:30,560
Speaker 1: You've been a good point. The captain will look on this.

1193
00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:31,880
Speaker 10: I didn't you know what?

1194
00:57:32,040 --> 00:57:33,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right.

1195
00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:34,400
Speaker 12: Wow.

1196
00:57:35,760 --> 00:57:37,560
Speaker 3: The career choice for him was poor.

1197
00:57:37,760 --> 00:57:40,919
Speaker 1: Well yah, yeah, every pirate needs a piracy life coach

1198
00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:44,280
Speaker 1: to help build him up. True, Alexis you have a

1199
00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:46,720
Speaker 1: future a pirate coach.

1200
00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:49,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's just what you do, and it's why are

1201
00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:50,080
Speaker 5: you you?

1202
00:57:52,840 --> 00:57:55,120
Speaker 3: I think that pirate's going to remain poor for a time.

1203
00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:57,360
Speaker 3: How piracy works.

1204
00:57:58,240 --> 00:57:59,840
Speaker 5: What you're doing at the Renaissance Fair.

1205
00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:02,960
Speaker 9: We are here with our family eating everything and shopping

1206
00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:03,600
Speaker 9: and having.

1207
00:58:03,400 --> 00:58:03,880
Speaker 7: A great time.

1208
00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:09,200
Speaker 1: Awesome, you are dressed as I'm a Renaissance fair Mereda Mereda.

1209
00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:10,880
Speaker 5: What is a Merida? What's the difference between a Mereda

1210
00:58:10,920 --> 00:58:11,959
Speaker 5: and a maiden and a wench?

1211
00:58:12,040 --> 00:58:15,280
Speaker 9: What are the differences Mereda from the movie Brave, which

1212
00:58:15,360 --> 00:58:17,560
Speaker 9: is a Disney picture, he.

1213
00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:22,120
Speaker 5: Marrieda And you do you have red hair? Naturally? Oh

1214
00:58:22,200 --> 00:58:23,200
Speaker 5: my god, I totally see it.

1215
00:58:23,280 --> 00:58:23,440
Speaker 14: Now.

1216
00:58:24,080 --> 00:58:26,880
Speaker 5: Is Meredith supposed to have booze on her? Probably not?

1217
00:58:27,320 --> 00:58:28,880
Speaker 1: It's a Disney character, right, yes?

1218
00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:31,560
Speaker 5: Or are you a drunken Disney character today?

1219
00:58:31,720 --> 00:58:31,919
Speaker 12: Yeah?

1220
00:58:32,320 --> 00:58:34,840
Speaker 5: And now how is drunk Mereda different than the regular Meredith?

1221
00:58:35,600 --> 00:58:37,960
Speaker 9: Drunk Marada is walking around with children, she's hot, she's

1222
00:58:38,040 --> 00:58:39,120
Speaker 9: buying too much stuff.

1223
00:58:39,280 --> 00:58:39,440
Speaker 1: You know.

1224
00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:43,240
Speaker 2: I want to see that Disney movie Brave, too drunken, disorderly.

1225
00:58:46,040 --> 00:58:47,840
Speaker 1: Actually, that might do better than some of the Marvel

1226
00:58:47,880 --> 00:58:50,200
Speaker 1: films that have come out, so I watch.

1227
00:58:50,440 --> 00:58:52,400
Speaker 3: I mean, honestly, it's not wrong.

1228
00:58:53,240 --> 00:58:55,040
Speaker 2: I don't understand why we don't follow any of the

1229
00:58:55,080 --> 00:58:56,720
Speaker 2: Disney princesses into midlife.

1230
00:58:57,200 --> 00:59:00,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's where the drama really happen.

1231
00:59:00,960 --> 00:59:03,200
Speaker 1: Someone to see Cinderella's second divorce yeah.

1232
00:59:04,280 --> 00:59:06,200
Speaker 3: I mean, you know it didn't work out with Prince.

1233
00:59:08,360 --> 00:59:09,240
Speaker 5: Would be in that court here.

1234
00:59:11,040 --> 00:59:13,960
Speaker 1: That was what you're doing at the Renaissance.

1235
00:59:13,400 --> 00:59:15,720
Speaker 12: Fair brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1236
00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:26,680
Speaker 1: I know you didn't see this on the calendar, but

1237
00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:30,960
Speaker 1: it's bring your daughter to work day today. And Brooke

1238
00:59:31,160 --> 00:59:34,920
Speaker 1: shockingly forgot her daughter at home for some reason.

1239
00:59:36,080 --> 00:59:37,480
Speaker 3: I guarantee you still asleep.

1240
00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:40,680
Speaker 1: Okay, you could stop calling your daughter lazy and bring

1241
00:59:40,760 --> 00:59:46,120
Speaker 1: your daughter to work day insteady much what you said. Instead,

1242
00:59:46,480 --> 00:59:50,880
Speaker 1: we're gonna have somebody else fill in for your daughter today.

1243
00:59:52,440 --> 00:59:55,960
Speaker 1: That's right, Alexis is gonna be.

1244
00:59:56,080 --> 00:59:58,040
Speaker 5: Your daughter for the day.

1245
00:59:59,560 --> 01:00:03,560
Speaker 3: Can you be embarrassed by your own daughter again? Be

1246
01:00:03,680 --> 01:00:06,080
Speaker 3: your radio mom. Don't call me that.

1247
01:00:07,120 --> 01:00:10,120
Speaker 1: Careful because she already called her actual daughter lazy before

1248
01:00:10,200 --> 01:00:12,120
Speaker 1: you got in here, so I don't even know what

1249
01:00:12,240 --> 01:00:12,960
Speaker 1: she's going to call you.

1250
01:00:13,400 --> 01:00:15,560
Speaker 3: I think Alexis is only doing this for my credit card.

1251
01:00:15,760 --> 01:00:18,600
Speaker 1: Wait, fair enough, this is how the game is gonna work.

1252
01:00:18,880 --> 01:00:21,280
Speaker 1: Alexis will sit next to you or on your lap,

1253
01:00:21,360 --> 01:00:23,440
Speaker 1: if that's what you feel more comfortable having your daughter do,

1254
01:00:24,320 --> 01:00:30,080
Speaker 1: and you will alternate answering questions. In this game, Alexis

1255
01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:32,760
Speaker 1: will take the first question, and then you will switch

1256
01:00:32,880 --> 01:00:34,040
Speaker 1: back and forces.

1257
01:00:34,360 --> 01:00:35,160
Speaker 3: I like winning.

1258
01:00:35,640 --> 01:00:38,200
Speaker 1: Take your daughter to workdays all about teaching Broke.

1259
01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:40,640
Speaker 3: I bet whoever I'm playing right now is going to

1260
01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:41,400
Speaker 3: be really excited.

1261
01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:45,600
Speaker 1: Well, let's find out because your challenger is named Oscar. Oscar,

1262
01:00:45,720 --> 01:00:46,520
Speaker 1: welcome to the show.

1263
01:00:47,120 --> 01:00:49,320
Speaker 6: Hi, thank you guys so much for having me back on.

1264
01:00:49,840 --> 01:00:52,360
Speaker 2: Hey, Oscar, how much faith do you have? An Alexis

1265
01:00:52,400 --> 01:00:53,800
Speaker 2: get any of these questions right?

1266
01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:55,520
Speaker 14: Oh, she's going down.

1267
01:00:59,240 --> 01:00:59,880
Speaker 3: I'm not defending.

1268
01:01:01,760 --> 01:01:01,880
Speaker 6: Well.

1269
01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:04,000
Speaker 1: Now we need to send both of the ladies out

1270
01:01:04,040 --> 01:01:06,360
Speaker 1: of the studio so that we can get to the questions.

1271
01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:08,520
Speaker 1: Here with Oscar, We're gonna go over the rules thirty

1272
01:01:08,520 --> 01:01:10,640
Speaker 1: seconds to answer as many as possible. If you don't

1273
01:01:10,640 --> 01:01:11,840
Speaker 1: know when, you can say past. But you have to

1274
01:01:11,920 --> 01:01:14,840
Speaker 1: beat Brooke and her daughter. Alexis outright if you want

1275
01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:16,120
Speaker 1: to win. Are you ready?

1276
01:01:16,520 --> 01:01:16,959
Speaker 6: I'm ready?

1277
01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:19,920
Speaker 1: Good luck, my man. Your time starts now. Today is

1278
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:23,560
Speaker 1: National Oyster Day? What does the mollusk us to breathe? Underwater?

1279
01:01:26,560 --> 01:01:28,920
Speaker 1: In nineteen ninety three, what grocery store product use the

1280
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:31,440
Speaker 1: now iconic slogan where your mustache?

1281
01:01:32,960 --> 01:01:33,080
Speaker 13: Uh?

1282
01:01:34,880 --> 01:01:37,360
Speaker 1: The science of humanity is more commonly known as what.

1283
01:01:38,960 --> 01:01:41,720
Speaker 6: Oh God? I don't know these questions in golf?

1284
01:01:42,120 --> 01:01:44,760
Speaker 1: What goes in your shag bag? Balls? Are clubs?

1285
01:01:45,640 --> 01:01:45,960
Speaker 6: Clubs?

1286
01:01:46,200 --> 01:01:48,600
Speaker 1: Out of the entire world? Which country's flag features the

1287
01:01:48,680 --> 01:01:54,280
Speaker 1: most stars? All right, Oscar, well done. Book's gonna come

1288
01:01:54,320 --> 01:01:57,920
Speaker 1: back into the studio with her daughter Alexis. Oh, they're

1289
01:01:57,960 --> 01:02:00,680
Speaker 1: both coming back and they're so cute. Now let's learn

1290
01:02:00,760 --> 01:02:02,520
Speaker 1: something about Oscar. Is this right?

1291
01:02:02,560 --> 01:02:04,640
Speaker 5: You have a brand new car you just.

1292
01:02:04,720 --> 01:02:07,360
Speaker 6: Got I did? I did just get a brand new

1293
01:02:07,440 --> 01:02:08,919
Speaker 6: car like five days ago.

1294
01:02:09,400 --> 01:02:10,720
Speaker 12: What is it?

1295
01:02:11,600 --> 01:02:13,320
Speaker 16: It's a super br Z and.

1296
01:02:13,400 --> 01:02:15,400
Speaker 6: I got it into a manual so.

1297
01:02:18,480 --> 01:02:22,120
Speaker 5: This morning, that's why he's calling in to swap INFOAM.

1298
01:02:22,240 --> 01:02:24,520
Speaker 1: Oh, no, go check it right now.

1299
01:02:24,680 --> 01:02:25,080
Speaker 13: I gotta go.

1300
01:02:25,160 --> 01:02:27,680
Speaker 1: Look, so Oscar, Now we got to go over to

1301
01:02:27,720 --> 01:02:32,720
Speaker 1: the ladies. Here, are you ready? Probably remember Alexis goes first,

1302
01:02:32,800 --> 01:02:35,360
Speaker 1: and then Brook. You switch off back and forth after that.

1303
01:02:35,680 --> 01:02:38,680
Speaker 3: Get to answer after the I go. You're my mom.

1304
01:02:38,840 --> 01:02:39,240
Speaker 6: You have to.

1305
01:02:41,120 --> 01:02:42,640
Speaker 3: There's no unconditional love.

1306
01:02:43,560 --> 01:02:46,960
Speaker 1: Here we go, ladies. New time starts now. Today is

1307
01:02:47,080 --> 01:02:50,600
Speaker 1: National Oyster Day. What does the mollusk used to breathe underwater?

1308
01:02:51,280 --> 01:02:52,440
Speaker 3: It's mouth.

1309
01:02:53,760 --> 01:02:54,320
Speaker 18: Ninety three?

1310
01:02:54,680 --> 01:02:57,680
Speaker 1: What grocery store product used the now iconic slogan, wear

1311
01:02:57,720 --> 01:03:01,600
Speaker 1: your mustache, oh Pringles. The science of humanity is more

1312
01:03:01,640 --> 01:03:02,640
Speaker 1: commonly known as.

1313
01:03:02,640 --> 01:03:03,920
Speaker 14: What my book?

1314
01:03:04,160 --> 01:03:08,280
Speaker 1: Okay, golf? What goes in your shag bag? Balls are clubs?

1315
01:03:09,480 --> 01:03:12,720
Speaker 1: Out of the entire world. Which country's flag features the

1316
01:03:12,880 --> 01:03:13,720
Speaker 1: most stars?

1317
01:03:14,080 --> 01:03:14,240
Speaker 12: Oh?

1318
01:03:14,440 --> 01:03:15,240
Speaker 3: No, Australia.

1319
01:03:15,960 --> 01:03:16,880
Speaker 1: Something happened?

1320
01:03:19,760 --> 01:03:20,240
Speaker 6: Yeah that was?

1321
01:03:20,280 --> 01:03:20,480
Speaker 12: That was.

1322
01:03:21,680 --> 01:03:23,400
Speaker 3: Those are tough for the normal, right, brook.

1323
01:03:25,520 --> 01:03:27,280
Speaker 1: Well said, Let's go to the scoreboard to see how

1324
01:03:27,280 --> 01:03:27,720
Speaker 1: you both did.

1325
01:03:27,800 --> 01:03:32,280
Speaker 3: With Jose, I would like to take sex for five

1326
01:03:32,440 --> 01:03:37,520
Speaker 3: hundred that David still stands.

1327
01:03:41,040 --> 01:03:44,000
Speaker 5: All right, Well, Oscar, you got one corrected day.

1328
01:03:44,760 --> 01:03:45,560
Speaker 10: Oh wonderful.

1329
01:03:46,280 --> 01:03:51,360
Speaker 5: You got Alexis two people and you guys got zero.

1330
01:03:55,920 --> 01:03:56,400
Speaker 11: Gradual.

1331
01:03:58,160 --> 01:03:59,520
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I let us.

1332
01:04:00,120 --> 01:04:01,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, that teamwork.

1333
01:04:02,640 --> 01:04:02,800
Speaker 12: Mom.

1334
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:06,400
Speaker 1: Let's go the answers for everybody. It's National Oyster Day.

1335
01:04:06,720 --> 01:04:09,439
Speaker 1: What does the mollusk used to breathe underwater? I don't

1336
01:04:09,440 --> 01:04:14,240
Speaker 1: think oysters have mouths. It uses its gills like a fishwood.

1337
01:04:14,320 --> 01:04:14,840
Speaker 11: I didn't know that.

1338
01:04:15,200 --> 01:04:18,120
Speaker 1: In nineteen ninety three, the grocery store product that uses

1339
01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:22,080
Speaker 1: the iconic slogan where your mustache was milk this milk.

1340
01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:24,840
Speaker 3: Mustage speaking of the Pringles guy with a little mustache.

1341
01:04:25,680 --> 01:04:29,680
Speaker 1: Science of humanity is more commonly known as anthropology, or

1342
01:04:29,720 --> 01:04:30,600
Speaker 1: as let's just put.

1343
01:04:30,480 --> 01:04:33,000
Speaker 3: It, the book a fancy book title.

1344
01:04:33,960 --> 01:04:38,000
Speaker 1: In golf, your shag bag is filled with balls because

1345
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:41,680
Speaker 1: you've got and shagged the balls. After that, out of

1346
01:04:41,680 --> 01:04:44,120
Speaker 1: the entire world, the country's flagged that as the most

1347
01:04:44,160 --> 01:04:47,880
Speaker 1: stars would be the US of a US sixty stars

1348
01:04:47,960 --> 01:04:50,880
Speaker 1: on it. Brazil is the next closest with twenty seven.

1349
01:04:51,880 --> 01:04:56,160
Speaker 1: Oscar your beefo so you get one hundred dollars plus

1350
01:04:56,520 --> 01:04:58,920
Speaker 1: just for playing. You win a pair of tickets to

1351
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:02,520
Speaker 1: see flow Rider perform at the Evergreen State Fair later

1352
01:05:02,640 --> 01:05:03,320
Speaker 1: on this month.

1353
01:05:04,440 --> 01:05:06,040
Speaker 6: Awesome, Thank you guys so much.

1354
01:05:07,480 --> 01:05:09,160
Speaker 3: Is alexis gonna do this again with me?

1355
01:05:09,480 --> 01:05:10,880
Speaker 5: I like, oh, do you want to bring your daughter

1356
01:05:10,920 --> 01:05:11,560
Speaker 5: to work every day?

1357
01:05:13,520 --> 01:05:13,959
Speaker 3: My daughter?

1358
01:05:14,280 --> 01:05:16,680
Speaker 1: Hey, Oscar, thanks for playing, man, you come back anytime.

1359
01:05:16,720 --> 01:05:19,000
Speaker 1: We're gonna do wind Brooks Bucks again, same time tomorrow,

1360
01:05:19,520 --> 01:05:21,040
Speaker 1: brook and Jeffrey in the morning.