Speaker 1: The Nicky Gliser Podcast.
Speaker 2: Niki Glaser pos Nikki.
Speaker 3: Hello here, I am welcome to the show. It's the
Speaker 3: Nicky Glaser Podcast. I am in my home studio with
Speaker 3: my dad. Is our special guest today. Hello EJ. Glazer.
Speaker 3: How's it going?
Speaker 1: Hello, there're thrilled to be here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's gonna be fun. We just spent a whole
Speaker 3: morning together and then we're traveling to do a special
Speaker 3: thing that we can't talk about. But yeah, we're just uh,
Speaker 3: we're hanging out. We spent yesterday together. I was over
Speaker 3: at your place for a few hours yesterday just getting
Speaker 3: some quality time and some qts.
Speaker 1: It's incredible. I know we haven't spent much time elater lately.
Speaker 1: Remind me of you being with the stour in the pandemic.
Speaker 3: I asked Anya and Brian and now are here and
Speaker 3: over the weekend, Anya was like talking to her parents.
Speaker 3: They like they call. Probably they talk every day, I think.
Speaker 3: And I was like, how often do you talk to
Speaker 3: your parents? And she was like probably every two days
Speaker 3: every day.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And she was like like as much as you do.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, she's a great daughter.
Speaker 3: No, it's not as good as you.
Speaker 1: I always reprimand Nicky and I used to call my
Speaker 1: mom at least once a week on Sundays, and NICKI
Speaker 1: sometimes we go weeks the week we communicate. I follow
Speaker 1: her on Instagram and so.
Speaker 3: Forth, and yeah, we're even sliding in my DX all
Speaker 3: the time.
Speaker 1: There's nothing like talking to somebody, idea, any that's true.
Speaker 1: Messages just don't do it.
Speaker 3: But I don't like to call home because first of all,
Speaker 3: Mom's always in the background, and I can hear her
Speaker 3: laying down, like you answer the speakerphone, and she's like
Speaker 3: has a blanket over her head and she barely wants
Speaker 3: to talk to me. And then she's just going, why
Speaker 3: do you even say it?
Speaker 4: In there?
Speaker 3: Like I have to like deal with her kind of
Speaker 3: chiming in in weird ways. And then I can tell
Speaker 3: I'm always interrupting a show. You guys are watching it.
Speaker 3: Mom wants to get back to the show, but you
Speaker 3: want to keep talking to me, And I feel like
Speaker 3: I'm just like I'm taking away things that Mom wants
Speaker 3: to do. Mom, every time you call her, no offense. Mom,
Speaker 3: I know you're listening, But Lauren and I say, whenever
Speaker 3: you call Mom, I'll let you go and she's just
Speaker 3: even here, like the goodwill racks, like even hear the
Speaker 3: the what is it called the hangars on the Yeah,
Speaker 3: uh huh what is it? How much is over? That's
Speaker 3: what she does, bringing out those racks. Wait, so when
Speaker 3: are Nikki?
Speaker 2: Where are you?
Speaker 3: When are you leaving such a bad mother?
Speaker 5: I don't know, cop out, It's it's always I'll let
Speaker 5: you go when they mean is I have to go?
Speaker 6: I want to.
Speaker 3: Talking to you.
Speaker 5: I can tell that you're busy and can't talk to
Speaker 5: me anymore, so I'll let you go.
Speaker 6: I'll do you a favor.
Speaker 5: Nikki.
Speaker 3: You are always busy. This would be Mom if she
Speaker 3: heard this. You're always busy. I'm trying to let you go.
Speaker 3: But I called you and I'm quietly in a room.
Speaker 3: But I will say, I always call what I'm on
Speaker 3: a commute. That's what I want to talk. Like, if
Speaker 3: I really have a loane time, I'm not going to
Speaker 3: just like walk around my room quietly talking to you.
Speaker 3: Like you're really good about just you'll be at home. Dad.
Speaker 3: You just call your friends and you just go into
Speaker 3: the room and you just sit down and call your friends.
Speaker 3: You're also a guy to just sit down and like
Speaker 3: read a book on a couch, like I need to
Speaker 3: read a book, like what I'm like trying to fall asleep,
Speaker 3: but you'll just go like it's time to read right now.
Speaker 3: And a balance, like it's the most balanced person I know.
Speaker 1: No, maybe it's my Sam Harris meditation. I you know,
Speaker 1: I can actually focus on something and not be distracted.
Speaker 1: When I watch television with your mom, she's always looking
Speaker 1: at her phone, sliding through. Like last night we were
Speaker 1: watching a show and it's it's a show that was
Speaker 1: the last episode of something. We're watching on Amazon. We're
Speaker 1: watching The Boys. No, I wish it. I wish it
Speaker 1: would We were watching if you're watching jen v at
Speaker 1: No no having really good Anyway, it's called God darn It.
Speaker 1: It's about Christopher Walkins in it. It's a BBC production
Speaker 1: and a bunch of I can't remember the name of it.
Speaker 3: It's okay, Brian's on it. Ye'll find out.
Speaker 1: Anyway, we're watching this conclusive episode and she's scrolled through.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what are you looking at? She's looking at
Speaker 1: shoes and then she'll asked me, but what did he say?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, you have to focus on one thing
Speaker 1: or the other You can't humans can't multitask.
Speaker 6: No is it called the Outlaws?
Speaker 1: The Outlaws? You got it?
Speaker 2: Thank you, you've seen it.
Speaker 1: A good job.
Speaker 3: Way to go, Brian, Yeah, there's He was scrolling on
Speaker 3: his phone while you were talking. He didn't hear the
Speaker 3: end of the story about mom not listening to good show.
Speaker 1: I highly recommend it. A little bit, a little bit ludicrous,
Speaker 1: but really well done and it's got some really My.
Speaker 3: Dad's a fan of the Morning Show, though, so I
Speaker 3: just want to prepare everyone if you recommend. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: thought I could really talk some shit with my parents
Speaker 3: about the Morning Show because we are kind of have
Speaker 3: the same taste level. But no, my dad is a
Speaker 3: big fan. He likes it. He thinks the dialogue is superb.
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 3: How can you watch? I'm going to start collecting pieces
Speaker 3: of dialogue from it and you and you have to
Speaker 3: defend them.
Speaker 1: I think it's going to be a new game that
Speaker 1: would be good because it just shows the inner the
Speaker 1: you know, the previous seasons were, of course great. I
Speaker 1: think you all agree on that first two I agree,
Speaker 1: and this one. I just like the inner workings of
Speaker 1: the business dealings and how they're trying to save the
Speaker 1: network and trying to get the loans.
Speaker 7: Following the plot, Yeah, I'm just looking at shoes. I
Speaker 7: was unclear why crout up is raising money for UBN because.
Speaker 1: They're trying to save it, trying to say they have
Speaker 1: no money. They're they're programming, they're it's falling off the charts.
Speaker 6: That's very.
Speaker 5: Say to be like, I'm interested in how they're acquiring
Speaker 5: those loans.
Speaker 3: Well, you've been on the corporate side of.
Speaker 1: Things, and they're doing the upfronts, which I used to
Speaker 1: be a little bit of part of. But yeah, I
Speaker 1: just like I like seeing the inner workings of that
Speaker 1: and how he's trying to muster all the talent to
Speaker 1: go out there and meet with the ad executives.
Speaker 3: To smooth I didn't like that the upfronts. By the way,
Speaker 3: upfronts are when a network is debuting their new slate
Speaker 3: of shows and like what are fall programming is going
Speaker 3: to look like? And it's all for ad buyers to
Speaker 3: come advertising, you know, people from the advertising world to
Speaker 3: come and place ads like, oh my god, their lineup
Speaker 3: looks amazing. I can't wait to buy ad space on
Speaker 3: these shows. And so it's like this big show I
Speaker 3: performed at a bunch of upfronts.
Speaker 6: Like Huge Stars and make a huge production.
Speaker 3: One with Gomez. Yeah, I was one of one with
Speaker 3: Selena Gomez and and Sarah and I hosted one back
Speaker 3: in the day for MTV and and yeah, but I
Speaker 3: didn't like on the morning show. Billy crud Up gets
Speaker 3: there and he's like walking down the hallway and it's
Speaker 3: like this one shot and you can tell they really
Speaker 3: pat themselves on the back for like we did it
Speaker 3: all in one shot, and it's like it wasn't that
Speaker 3: big a deal and no one really needed it. And
Speaker 3: then they get But I know a lot of work
Speaker 3: goes into those, so I don't want to be too snarky.
Speaker 3: So then he gets to the very like bottom recesses
Speaker 3: of this like theater building, and then he sits in
Speaker 3: hair and makeup and they powder him and they go
Speaker 3: two minutes until showtime until you're on and he's in
Speaker 3: the recesses of this wing and Chris and I are
Speaker 3: watching it and he's like talking to himself in the
Speaker 3: mirror to get himself amped up. Do you remember that scene?
Speaker 1: Sure?
Speaker 3: And I'm like, if you have two minutes before you're
Speaker 3: walking on stage, you don't have time to talk in
Speaker 3: the mirror. It's time you need to walk upstairs. And
Speaker 3: Chris is like, oh so a prosy, Like that's just
Speaker 3: like they should have just said five minutes or something.
Speaker 3: You know, two minutes is like you gotta go, you
Speaker 3: gotta walk.
Speaker 1: And a lot of these series shows you will reproy. I'll
Speaker 1: see it too, you know they show a plane landing
Speaker 1: for so long and somebody brushing there. They're just trying
Speaker 1: to fill time, you know, so many times, like him
Speaker 1: walking down the hallway. It might have been somewhat interesting, but.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was fine.
Speaker 5: Like the beginning of every eighties comedy is like the
Speaker 5: alarm goes off, then he gets out of bed, then
Speaker 5: he goes and brushes his teeth, then he.
Speaker 2: Makes it off.
Speaker 3: Everything so true, That is so true.
Speaker 6: We have to see the moment he woke up this day.
Speaker 3: Not yeah, well it was funny because today my dad
Speaker 3: and I went to I took my dad to one
Speaker 3: of my voice lessons, which was fun, and on the
Speaker 3: way there, my dad was like, oh, this is the
Speaker 3: part of town where do you remember that camping trip
Speaker 3: that we went on and those men said bring those
Speaker 3: girls back when they're eighteen, and I was like, I
Speaker 3: just told that story yesterday on the podcast, and then you.
Speaker 1: Were bring her back now because I made.
Speaker 3: Yesterday well when I was eighteen, I said, do you
Speaker 3: we need to go back to those guys?
Speaker 6: Do you remember that?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: And you couldn't believe I.
Speaker 2: Made that joke.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So we went to the voice lesson today and
Speaker 3: learned some techniques fun just like putting the putting them
Speaker 3: sound like out of your note, like shooting it up
Speaker 3: and out of your nose, like into up here instead
Speaker 3: of like out here or down here. And when you
Speaker 3: go for a high note, you're not supposed to actually
Speaker 3: think hi, you're supposed to think low. And when you're
Speaker 3: going for a low note, you're supposed to think high
Speaker 3: and not low. And all these mental tricks that there
Speaker 3: are to make the best sound, and it's hard.
Speaker 6: I have a question game.
Speaker 3: It's like pilates for your head.
Speaker 1: What you know.
Speaker 5: How Rappers before they do the before they wrap, they'll
Speaker 5: go like, uh oh all right, yeah, is there like
Speaker 5: a practical.
Speaker 6: Purpose for that, like that they're hearing something trying.
Speaker 3: To get on the rhythm, huh, Like it's just trying
Speaker 3: to It's like tapping your foot, but like almost waking
Speaker 3: up your vocal chords or like trying to get maybe
Speaker 3: trying to let people know, like what your vote voice
Speaker 3: kind of sounds like, so you're ready to come in?
Speaker 3: Just warming things up? Yeah, I think that's a that
Speaker 3: could be it any other theories.
Speaker 7: It's probably like when you have to run into a
Speaker 7: double dutch thing, You're like, how am I going to
Speaker 7: do this? Right?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: More people are offering them different food and they're like, oh,
Speaker 3: but warming your.
Speaker 1: Voice up is so important though, because this morning, you know,
Speaker 1: trying to sing, I did warm my voice.
Speaker 3: Up, and I was like, yeah, my guy doesn't believe
Speaker 3: in warm ups. You just come in and.
Speaker 2: You just go.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: I know, I always wore my before a gig. I
Speaker 1: always try to warm my voice up.
Speaker 7: Yeah, a little bit, I know, you do you guys
Speaker 7: do it the free golden voice?
Speaker 3: Oh, Anya, thanks, just like the Golden Bachelor. Actually, the
Speaker 3: Golden Bacheler does not have a golden voice at all.
Speaker 3: His voice is actually like really soft and like, I
Speaker 3: kind of don't like it at all. His voice probably
Speaker 3: creeps me out. I don't. It's like he has a
Speaker 3: permanent bubble in his throat. I don't, but he is
Speaker 3: the sweetest man, maybe alive for at least a couple
Speaker 3: more years.
Speaker 1: I don't get to watch the whole episode. Your mom,
Speaker 1: we watched it was like date, we were watching daytime
Speaker 1: television yesterday wh Nikki came out. That's what reminded me
Speaker 1: of the pandemic. Oh yeah, I haven't watched daytime television.
Speaker 3: I had like an hour to kill and so I
Speaker 3: stop by my parents. You guys got to watch the
Speaker 3: Golden Bachelor. We need you to watch this. And then
Speaker 3: I just filmed them watching it, and my mom is,
Speaker 3: oh god, oh look at this chick. That is so queer.
Speaker 1: I was enjoying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, dad loved it. Well, d I like about getting
Speaker 3: ready to sign up?
Speaker 1: Well, no, we were just I'm part of Bachelor Nation.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys know that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's very proud.
Speaker 2: He was like, how do we get in card carrying?
Speaker 1: No, when Nicky lived with us, Like I watched. I
Speaker 1: watched it and given everybody shit about you know, we're
Speaker 1: watching the Bachelor. Then all of a sudden, I was like, no, wait,
Speaker 1: now who is this and why are they doing? And
Speaker 1: I thought I think I'm part of Bachelor Nation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he got a citizenship during Yeah, but.
Speaker 1: I haven't watched it since Nicky moved out.
Speaker 3: But any what did you think about it?
Speaker 2: I thought it was good.
Speaker 1: I enjoyed it. I enjoyed seeing these older women, which
Speaker 1: you know, there are like thirty women that got out
Speaker 1: of the car. Weren't there? How many were there?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but there's multiple cars.
Speaker 1: Okay, well yes, but and then we were joking around,
Speaker 1: but I kept like Julie was saying, no, when I die,
Speaker 1: you're gonna you know. And then as these beautiful women
Speaker 1: kept getting out of the car, I'm like, when are
Speaker 1: you going to die again?
Speaker 3: Because the whole promise of the show is that this
Speaker 3: man lost his wife seven years ago and they were
Speaker 3: they were high school sweethearts. This guy has not dated since,
Speaker 3: he's never dated.
Speaker 1: He no, they got married when he was twenty years old.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right out of high school. Now, so he's never
Speaker 3: dated in his life. It was the first person that
Speaker 3: ever liked him, and now he is dating at seventy two.
Speaker 3: And some of these women are trying to be like naughty.
Speaker 3: Like one woman showed her high heels and she was like,
Speaker 3: and by the way, I'm not scared of six inches,
Speaker 3: and he just like didn't even understand what that is.
Speaker 1: He's from Indiana.
Speaker 2: He didn't.
Speaker 3: No one thinks he has a six inch stick, Like,
Speaker 3: I don't know, he might have his tiny penis. What
Speaker 3: does that even mean to him?
Speaker 4: He was the one that looked like Chris Jenner who said,
Speaker 4: sounds like that. Sheboked like four packs of cigarette. I'm
Speaker 4: gonna if I get eliminated tonight, I can't.
Speaker 3: Like, you are definitely going to be he might keep
Speaker 3: you around just to just to be nice.
Speaker 1: One girl came pulling up on the motorcycle and she
Speaker 1: hopped off.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, she's the she's the front runner. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 3: but they're all like you would think the Golden Bachelor.
Speaker 3: My joke was when the Golden bacheler came out, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: they're doing the Golden Bachelor with like older people, so
Speaker 3: it's going to be like thirty five and up like
Speaker 3: I thought it was gonna be. I thought the most
Speaker 3: they would go it was like people in their fifties. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you know, like they really went for it. I mean
Speaker 3: there's like people getting pretty damn close to eighty up
Speaker 3: in this ped I think the youngest person is sixty.
Speaker 3: No no wheelchairs. One woman came out with like she
Speaker 3: was like fake hobbling with a you know, a cane
Speaker 3: and a thing and then she threw it to the side,
Speaker 3: was like just kidding, and she tossed off this dress
Speaker 3: and she was right get up of course at top
Speaker 3: and stuff.
Speaker 1: I guess they're trying to appeal to my you know,
Speaker 1: my age group, to baby boomers. But maybe young people
Speaker 1: are digging in too.
Speaker 5: I don't know, but yeah, they definitely think they're digging in.
Speaker 5: There's a woman, Christina, who's seventy three. If you asked
Speaker 5: me how old she was, I would have said fifty.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they look really good. I mean they all have. Okay,
Speaker 3: there's this type of eye surgery that all people got,
Speaker 3: maybe in the early two thousands. I think it's bleshoropacity,
Speaker 3: but it's an eyelid surgery, and it makes every woman's
Speaker 3: eyelids look the same, and everyone looks like Robin McGraw,
Speaker 3: doctor Phil's wife. They all look like those eyes, you know,
Speaker 3: I'm talking about the one the woman with the guitar
Speaker 3: that got the on the motorcycle has those eyes. They
Speaker 3: all have the same. White lady I plastic surgery.
Speaker 8: Iled it.
Speaker 3: Yes, they all had those eyes. It's really creepy and
Speaker 3: I will have them some day too. Katie Kirk kind
Speaker 3: of has them.
Speaker 1: When I first had HD television, I couldn't watch Katie
Speaker 1: Kirk anymore. Her eyes were just I didn't know she
Speaker 1: was an anchor. She was an anchor on CBS for
Speaker 1: a while, but.
Speaker 3: Dad, everyone knows, Oh no, when she had the number
Speaker 3: one job. You mean I thought you were describing who
Speaker 3: Katie Kirk was.
Speaker 1: We're not that, No, I'm talking, but she she was the.
Speaker 3: I have a new joke on stage that I'm trying,
Speaker 3: and it kind of worked this weekend. I don't have
Speaker 3: a punchline for it yet. But it's like when old
Speaker 3: people like try to make young people feel bad about
Speaker 3: not knowing something that they weren't alive for, Like we're
Speaker 3: like growing up, mine was like you don't know happy day,
Speaker 3: you don't know the facts of life. And it was like, no,
Speaker 3: I wasn't ten in nineteen eighty two. I wouldn't know that.
Speaker 3: Why would I know that? And now I think for
Speaker 3: gen Z it's like I'm I'm I'm self trying.
Speaker 6: You don't know math? You know how right, you don't.
Speaker 3: Know cursive Youah, No, it's more cultural things that old
Speaker 3: people shame young people about. But really what the shame
Speaker 3: is old people want to feel superior to young people
Speaker 3: because we know we're dying sooner and we're jealous, and
Speaker 3: we can't just admit we're jealous of the youth and
Speaker 3: that we're like angry that we're closer to death than
Speaker 3: they are. And it's like this, it's this feeling that
Speaker 3: we can't admit to ourselves about anger, about our bodies
Speaker 3: breaking down, and there's being youthful. So we get mad
Speaker 3: at them, but we can't just say I'm mad at
Speaker 3: you because you're young, because that would be insane to say.
Speaker 3: So instead we go, you don't know who Rkle is
Speaker 3: and we try to like make them feel bad about
Speaker 3: what TGI what you don't know you've never seen the goony.
Speaker 1: Well, some people have no idea of chronology. They forget
Speaker 1: They just think everybody everybody's their age group. They don't know.
Speaker 3: They just need to them something that is young people
Speaker 3: not knowing yet.
Speaker 7: They're like, you don't know Aladdin, you don't know Boy
Speaker 7: Meets World.
Speaker 3: You watch the Degrassi Redo or whatever. Well for me, Aladdin,
Speaker 3: like I at least know, like I never saw Hercules
Speaker 3: or Moana, but I like know the gist of it,
Speaker 3: Like I wasn't a child during that time. But I
Speaker 3: feel like you. The reason I was like, you don't
Speaker 3: know anything about Aladdin is like you and Aladdin was
Speaker 3: you were still like you were may I guess you
Speaker 3: were a little bit too old to be watching kids movies.
Speaker 3: But Aladdin just feels like you should know, like at
Speaker 3: least like the main players of it. But maybe not.
Speaker 7: That's not like I did not watch cartoons at twenty
Speaker 7: one or whatever I was.
Speaker 8: I can't geist. Isn't there like a Broadway meeting?
Speaker 3: It was read Aladdin of it?
Speaker 1: There was so much adult you know, I got, I.
Speaker 3: Know the tale of Aladdin.
Speaker 1: I used to subscribe to Rolling Stone magazine and they
Speaker 1: had an article like they always do, the top one
Speaker 1: hundred TV shows of all time, and Andy Griffith was
Speaker 1: not listed that, and I was like, screw, I canceled
Speaker 1: my subscription. I had nothing to do with him.
Speaker 3: You have to some.
Speaker 1: Of one hundred shows, Andy Griffith has got to be there.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Your listeners probably don't even have any clue.
Speaker 3: Everyone knows that Andy Griffiths. Well, if you play some
Speaker 3: Sunday cross Ford Puzzle or any Crossroad New York Times
Speaker 3: Crossrod puzzles, Opie is in there zero constantly because you
Speaker 3: got three val that's true.
Speaker 7: I am going to do like a full weekend of
Speaker 7: just watching all the things I missed because I do
Speaker 7: want to know, Like I don't know about SIMS.
Speaker 3: I don't know about There's no movie I know, but
Speaker 3: I have to just brush up on that. You know
Speaker 3: what SIMS are, like, you know what I need to know?
Speaker 3: The game? Like you know what it is.
Speaker 6: Yes, it's been a few decades playing that game.
Speaker 3: SIMS to us.
Speaker 2: On your.
Speaker 7: Probably already, SIMS is a universe that it doesn't exist,
Speaker 7: that it's like an alternate universe with little but this
Speaker 7: is what I imagine. It is little bubbly people and they
Speaker 7: have their own language. They have their own language.
Speaker 1: And so.
Speaker 3: I watched other people play it like I think it was.
Speaker 3: I just didn't get. I was a little bit too
Speaker 3: old when it first came out when I was playing
Speaker 3: those games. But it's not. They're not bubbly people. They
Speaker 3: like look like real people and they do like but
Speaker 3: they just talked to I.
Speaker 7: Confuse it with Pokemon. It's the same thing, Brian.
Speaker 1: Did you play Sim's Little No.
Speaker 6: I played Sim City and I played Roller Coaster Tycoon.
Speaker 3: And right, those were around the same time.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I played Command and Conquer and Age of Empires.
Speaker 3: To wait, what don't you understand, Brian, I don't.
Speaker 5: Understand why Anya feels like she needs to know the Sims.
Speaker 3: Well, because I bet the reference recently and she didn't
Speaker 3: know what it was and someone shamed.
Speaker 6: It's okay, I meant.
Speaker 3: But I should know that the SIMS is a world
Speaker 3: that you don't need to know, like what the character's
Speaker 3: names are. But like, you know enough. All you know
Speaker 3: is what you know. Did someone say like you don't
Speaker 3: know what their dog's name is or something the dog's name. No,
Speaker 3: I know, but like did they did someone ask you
Speaker 3: for a fact about Sims that you were like, I
Speaker 3: need to know this?
Speaker 5: May no, yes, who are they talking about the Sims
Speaker 5: these days?
Speaker 3: Well, I'm just thinking someone referenced this. I'm wondering where
Speaker 3: this came from. The SIMS thing on it.
Speaker 7: Oh, I'm sorry, I just pulled it out in my
Speaker 7: ass because it's a thing that you'll hear once in
Speaker 7: a while, like people reminiscing about their sims, their earlier life,
Speaker 7: their childhood, or that's like.
Speaker 3: Gen Z right now is talking about when they were kids.
Speaker 3: They played a lot of SIMS. There was also like
Speaker 3: a baseball game, Like all I ask of people, if
Speaker 3: you don't know something that you lived through, just know
Speaker 3: a little bit. Like I don't. I've never seen Star
Speaker 3: Wars or Star Trek, but I know enough to like
Speaker 3: be a part of a conversation. Like when people just
Speaker 3: have no knowledge of it at all, I think that's
Speaker 3: a little crazy.
Speaker 1: I saw Barbie the other day and I thought about
Speaker 1: Nikki because the man explaining they were like, you've never
Speaker 1: seen the Godfather. Let me tell you. I remember they're
Speaker 1: trying to to get somebody to, you know, buy some time.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you about the Godfather. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: the god you hear?
Speaker 3: No, No, I haven't seen The Godfather, and I still
Speaker 3: haven't because I don't like violence, and I don't like
Speaker 3: movies that are really long. It's too long.
Speaker 1: When you had an audition with Francis Ford Coppola, you
Speaker 1: think you might have wanted to see that.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't have gotten it anyway. And then I would
Speaker 3: have just wasted more time of my life on that.
Speaker 6: But yeah, you're right.
Speaker 3: I think he appreciated my honesty that I had.
Speaker 2: You told him that, I don't.
Speaker 3: I think I told I told him I didn't know
Speaker 3: what Hamlet was to be very confused by that.
Speaker 6: That's a really old generation.
Speaker 3: He said, do this, yeah, do this monologue in the
Speaker 3: style of Hamlet. And I'm like, I don't. I mean,
Speaker 3: I know that a guy is talking to a small
Speaker 3: and saying, but I don't know what that is. I
Speaker 3: don't know what he's talking about.
Speaker 6: I am a big pantameter.
Speaker 7: Well, I understand, like Seinfeld shirt.
Speaker 3: What do you mean Seinfeld shirt, the big poofy shirt,
Speaker 3: puffy shirt. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's so true, the
Speaker 3: puffy shirt. Okay, well we figured it out. I'm glad
Speaker 3: we got there. Okay, we're gonna break. We'll be right
Speaker 3: back after this.
Speaker 1: The only woman in America that's not seeing The Godfather
Speaker 1: Nikki Glacier.
Speaker 3: Dad, we're back. And I don't think I'm the only
Speaker 3: woman in America who has not seeing The Godfather. I
Speaker 3: think there's many women because it is a boy the.
Speaker 7: Series you watch it, I was I think I was like,
Speaker 7: you just do this.
Speaker 3: That's not well, one is rad. Do you know any
Speaker 3: things I have to do? If did, if I had,
Speaker 3: if you you have like a list of things that
Speaker 3: I need to listen. I need to read Travis McGee books.
Speaker 3: I need to read Lonesome Dove. I need to read
Speaker 3: Kurt Vonnegut Slaughterhouse five. I also need to read Cat's Cradle.
Speaker 3: I need to read uh what so right now I'm
Speaker 3: at a week of stuff to do. I have to
Speaker 3: watch Charles Say Kids. Oh yeah, I need to read
Speaker 3: what's the twist? No, but there's David Copperfield. Why is
Speaker 3: he named the same as the Magician? Why is the
Speaker 3: Magician named after that book? And do they know that?
Speaker 2: And is it one purpose he just used that name?
Speaker 1: I guess I don't know why.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, good question. Okay, And then I need to
Speaker 3: so I have to that's about four weeks of reading.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: Then I need to watch all the Godfathers. Any other
Speaker 3: movies I need to see.
Speaker 1: I'm not a big fan of the Godfather But your mom.
Speaker 3: Why didn't I see Raiders of the Lost Ark? Like,
Speaker 3: why didn't you ever make us watch those? Because that's
Speaker 3: another thing that. People go, you've never seen Indiana Jones?
Speaker 3: How did we miss that?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 3: We were raising kids in the eighties. That's what you
Speaker 3: always say when you miss a song, When I go,
Speaker 3: how do you not know this song? And you go,
Speaker 3: we were raising kid You had to you never saw it.
Speaker 1: When I see a movie once, I don't usually watch
Speaker 1: it a second or third time. So really, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: done with it.
Speaker 3: Oh wait, your favorite movie The Boy? Wait, it's like
Speaker 3: a boy a boy called. What's your favorite movie?
Speaker 1: Little Big Man, A Little Big Okay, it doesn't hold
Speaker 1: up much anymore, but I love that movie with Okay.
Speaker 3: Well, I've got a lot to do, is what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: But we wanted to give to some topics today. Noah
Speaker 3: has some news headlines.
Speaker 5: What Brian, I just have groundbreaking information about David Copperfield.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, please is the Permont music for.
Speaker 5: It breaking news about David Copperfield. The reason why he's
Speaker 5: named David Copperfield after Charles Dickens novel is because quote
Speaker 5: he liked how it sounded.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 3: What's his real name?
Speaker 6: I don't know, douglch.
Speaker 3: Thank you for that. Have you read David Copperfield anyone
Speaker 3: here read Tale Two Cities? David Copperfield.
Speaker 5: Well, I had to read a Tale of Two Cities
Speaker 5: in high school. I mean they forced us, but it
Speaker 5: was the best of time.
Speaker 7: Read that great expectation.
Speaker 1: Before they made us read the Tale of Two Cities
Speaker 1: before freshman year, I had to read it. That song, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was. It was arduous and boring.
Speaker 3: I hate Grapes of Wrath sucked also, but oh, my dad,
Speaker 3: always I hate, Oh you know what I love. At
Speaker 3: the very end, an old man suckles at the breast
Speaker 3: of a woman. That's almost disgusting thing. Ever, Dad, would
Speaker 3: you would always talk about it was one of the
Speaker 3: most postal scenes an old man's dying, he suckles at
Speaker 3: the teet of a young woman. I'm just like this
Speaker 3: guy was jerking off and he wrote it, and he
Speaker 3: was jerking off when he wrote it.
Speaker 1: Showed you that they were going to persevere and they
Speaker 1: were going to make it.
Speaker 3: They could have shown that in any other way. Let
Speaker 3: them find like a river, let them find a freshly
Speaker 3: killed antelope.
Speaker 8: The quote I remember from the Grapes of Wrath because
Speaker 8: it was so like I remember when I read it, it
Speaker 8: was like it just stuck with me, and it was
Speaker 8: it's uh, I'm just uh oh no, I forgot it now, No,
Speaker 8: I'm just bones covered in skin or something like that.
Speaker 8: It was like this guy talking about his like emptiness
Speaker 8: and his despair.
Speaker 3: That's also your favorite band.
Speaker 1: Did you ever hear the Bruce Springsteen song. There's a
Speaker 1: Bruce Springsteen song. It's based on that ghost of Tom Jode.
Speaker 1: Wherever there's a cop beating a guy, wherever there's a
Speaker 1: hungry baby cries when there's hate hatred in the air, Mom,
Speaker 1: I'll be there. You know. It's it's a it's a
Speaker 1: peaked paraphrases exactly John Steinbeck in that song. He actually
Speaker 1: called missus Missus Steinbeck and asked her for permission to
Speaker 1: use the imagery of Tom Joade, and she said, yeah.
Speaker 5: Go ahead, Yeah, that's nice, that's nice. Steinbeck's great, one
Speaker 5: of the greats. He's He was such a cool guy too.
Speaker 5: He like went up, he like drove across the country
Speaker 5: in a van he built himself. He was like an alcoholic,
Speaker 5: but he also like would go on a boat and
Speaker 5: like sail to find whales on his own. And he
Speaker 5: was just a beloved guy. I read his memoir anyway,
Speaker 5: did you guys read Ragtime in high school?
Speaker 6: Oh my god, rag Time.
Speaker 5: They made us read Ragtime in high school. And in
Speaker 5: that book, a guy literally is jerking off in a
Speaker 5: closet watching a woman get a massage, and he's so
Speaker 5: aroused by watching this massage that he bursts out of
Speaker 5: the closet and ejaculates all over her body.
Speaker 3: Ragtime. He didn't mean to do that.
Speaker 6: We read that aloud.
Speaker 5: We read that portion of the novel aloud in English
Speaker 5: class in high school.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's the best day of school ever, Brian.
Speaker 1: I bet that book is banned now at your old
Speaker 1: high school. Yeah god, what a great assignment though, you
Speaker 1: must have been.
Speaker 3: Have you volunteered to read?
Speaker 6: We all love it? Hereties of guys.
Speaker 3: We used to go to Barnes and Noble and go
Speaker 3: to the in the kids section, there was a book
Speaker 3: about like what our bodies do and what what's like?
Speaker 3: You know, some kind of book about sex, and there
Speaker 3: was all these drawings of people having sex, and man,
Speaker 3: that was like, that was the best day of my life.
Speaker 3: I was such a horny weird. I wasn't even horny.
Speaker 3: I just wanted to.
Speaker 2: See every kid. Every kid does it was so good.
Speaker 1: We used to sit and church and a Catholic church.
Speaker 1: I mean this is fourth to fifth grade, Eddie Brown.
Speaker 1: They always had Bibles there, but Catholics never really read
Speaker 1: the Bible. But Eddie Brown had a knack. He could
Speaker 1: always get to the Old Testament and find sexy passages.
Speaker 1: And if you've ever read the Old he passed around
Speaker 1: and we'll be laughing. The nuns will come over and
Speaker 1: beat us.
Speaker 7: Oh wow, yeah, just but do you have to beat
Speaker 7: him going through the exactly porn.
Speaker 6: To get none to beat you?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean you can you imagine having porn the
Speaker 3: way it is accessible now when you were a kid,
Speaker 3: I mean, are low. I'm even worried about like it
Speaker 3: shows up everywhere.
Speaker 1: When I was a kid, I found a stash of
Speaker 1: porn magazines in the woods and they were all all
Speaker 1: like you like comic book pages. And it was this
Speaker 1: little camp in the woods that a bunch of bums
Speaker 1: were living in, probably, but it was the kind of
Speaker 1: porn that had black black marks over their eyes, Oh
Speaker 1: my god. And it was just women that they were
Speaker 1: all black and white and it was all it was like,
Speaker 1: and the pages were all musty. But I took these
Speaker 1: things and kept them hidden in my room and my
Speaker 1: sister's friends. I mean there was my sisters three years
Speaker 1: olderan me. They used to come up and go like, j
Speaker 1: could you get that porn out? And I come out
Speaker 1: and show it to them because it was like, oh
Speaker 1: it was Looking back on it was probably the nastiest stuff.
Speaker 1: And I don't think the pages were stuck now, I.
Speaker 3: Don't think it was probably the nastiest stuff. The nastiest
Speaker 3: stuff is now is now the nastiest stuff.
Speaker 7: Kids don't care. They're just they're they're faced with it daily,
Speaker 7: I know, like it's just like a pop up, like
Speaker 7: somebody getting.
Speaker 3: That's why this. Kids are choking each other all the
Speaker 3: time in sex and like as soon as they start
Speaker 3: making out, like if you see on f Boy Island,
Speaker 3: like which is premiering October thirteenth on the c W
Speaker 3: or sorry October sixteenth, Monday, October sixteenth, they whenever they kiss,
Speaker 3: they choke hold each other's necks. It's a it's a
Speaker 3: weird thing that even they do in public now and
Speaker 3: it is like a hot move. I don't want to
Speaker 3: get into this because my dad's sitting right here, but
Speaker 3: it's not like a bad move, like a soft throttling.
Speaker 3: But they all do it now, and it's not something
Speaker 3: I think you ever saw in movies or TV before,
Speaker 3: but it's all now.
Speaker 7: Before maybe it was like one finger slowly sliding up
Speaker 7: on your shrikey, I mean, just.
Speaker 3: To check if you're a man or not poor.
Speaker 1: There's fashion trends. Everybody's shaved now, and that was something
Speaker 1: that you know now. And I read something a few
Speaker 1: years ago. I don't know if it's true anymore.
Speaker 3: My dad's classics I saw this one coming ago ago,
Speaker 3: has a sort of classic anecdotes and talking.
Speaker 1: About endangered species of human crab lice. Pubic lice are
Speaker 1: endangered because there's no habitat for them anymore. Because so
Speaker 1: I have a campaign. I'm starting.
Speaker 2: Fu say, save the crab pubic habitat. Oh god, yeah, ok,
Speaker 2: it's true.
Speaker 1: I did read that.
Speaker 3: It is true. Still have the asshole hair, I would think,
Speaker 3: and like taint hair. Men are still so hairy down there, right,
Speaker 3: I would guess.
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 7: Crickets bugs are huge in Paris.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they're so chic. So if you're gonna catch
Speaker 3: bed bugs anywhere, a little bed bug with a Bereton. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I think, yeah, I heard that. I would be scared
Speaker 3: to go to Paris right now. They're in all the hotels.
Speaker 3: But but bed bugs get such a bad rap for like,
Speaker 3: if you have them, then you're disgusting and you're dirty
Speaker 3: and you like live in slums and you you probably
Speaker 3: don't take care of yourself. But rich people get them,
Speaker 3: like anyone can get them. But it's it's such a
Speaker 3: shameful thing. And I wish people didn't feel that shame
Speaker 3: about them, because then that's when they lie and they
Speaker 3: say they don't have them, and then they spread.
Speaker 1: Is it really true?
Speaker 3: Paris has not break and they're kind of worrying about
Speaker 3: the Olympics. It's like the mont and with moms, are
Speaker 3: you serious you're going there? Be careful. They're in every
Speaker 3: hotel like all the hotels.
Speaker 2: Hotels.
Speaker 3: Oh you aren't.
Speaker 1: We're staying in an apartment.
Speaker 3: Okay, we'll just watch out, bag up your stuff. Well,
Speaker 3: I'll say my final goodbye is we're not hanging out anymore.
Speaker 3: I am so.
Speaker 5: Terrified of you got to get the bed bug spray
Speaker 5: and then spray around your open suitcase so that they
Speaker 5: can't get in a.
Speaker 3: Thing.
Speaker 5: I mean I had bedbugs back in the Sunnyside Queens
Speaker 5: when I lived there, and I learned all the techniques.
Speaker 3: Oh, Brian, I can only imagine you with bed bugs.
Speaker 3: How yeah, did you probably still have PTSD from that? I?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think I got them from my office that
Speaker 5: I worked at the one time I worked in an
Speaker 5: actual office, and because I saw a bedbug crawling on
Speaker 5: my desk one day while I was typing out my
Speaker 5: computer and I was like, what is that thing?
Speaker 6: I think that might be a bedbug?
Speaker 5: And I captured it on a piece of clear tape,
Speaker 5: like packing tape, and like like like a biologist, like
Speaker 5: had it between two pieces of tape so I could
Speaker 5: take it to someone and say, like, is that a
Speaker 5: bed bug?
Speaker 6: And they confirmed that it is a bed bug?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: They they live in out electronics in wood in the walls.
Speaker 3: Like it's not just.
Speaker 6: Your it's a nightmare.
Speaker 3: Let's say treats the subject. Okay, no, get let's tell
Speaker 3: us tell us the news headline.
Speaker 8: Okay, Well everyone, if you subscribe to TikTok Trends, you
Speaker 8: might be able to read more like EJ recommended, because
Speaker 8: monk mode is popping off sh and is encouraging people
Speaker 8: to keep off of social media. Month mode means cutting
Speaker 8: out all distractions from your life. Huh, So you can
Speaker 8: dedicate yourself to a particular task. But the idea being
Speaker 8: that you massively boost your productivity.
Speaker 3: So how are people even finding They find out about
Speaker 3: it and then they instantly go into monk mode, and
Speaker 3: then because how could this be?
Speaker 8: That's the iron wouldn't hear about? They discover it on TikTok.
Speaker 8: But it's supposed to encourage people to also like a
Speaker 8: side effect of it is changing their diet, cutting out
Speaker 8: sex and cutting down on the number of times they
Speaker 8: go out out.
Speaker 6: Is this a feature? Like you can turn it on
Speaker 6: on TikTok? Now I think you've been.
Speaker 3: Saying I'm going into Monk model just a hashtag how
Speaker 3: much are you? Like, I'm not. We talked about this
Speaker 3: extensively on the show through the years, But like, what's
Speaker 3: my phone uses off? Like I can't really tell what
Speaker 3: it is when I check my apps to say, like
Speaker 3: how long? It's always says I've been on like sixteen
Speaker 3: hours throughout the day because I have my white noise
Speaker 3: machine going all night long on my phone and so
Speaker 3: it's activated and so I can't get a good reading
Speaker 3: of like what I'm actually doing. But I would say
Speaker 3: I'm not. I'm not spending a ton of time scrolling.
Speaker 3: I've heard people on I would like to check mom's usage.
Speaker 3: I think that would be insane. But I think i'm
Speaker 3: pretty I'm pretty good about it. I think that there
Speaker 3: are a lot of things in my life that I
Speaker 3: overdo in terms of work and sometimes sleeping too much
Speaker 3: and eating too much. But on my phone, I think
Speaker 3: I have a pretty good like I know, I'm someone
Speaker 3: I'm almost like like the people i'm jealous of who
Speaker 3: can just have two drinks. I'm like that with my phone.
Speaker 3: I don't need I don't need to be on TikTok
Speaker 3: for three hours. I don't even have TikTok on my
Speaker 3: phone because I want to prevent that. But I'm pretty
Speaker 3: good at being like, Okay.
Speaker 6: I'm Reddit scroller.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but Reddit for me is information and it's reading
Speaker 3: about I'm not looking at just people's lives and like,
Speaker 3: oh now they're doing Oh look at that happy family,
Speaker 3: Look at that girl that just got engaged. Like I'm
Speaker 3: not just seeing mindless images. I'm reading about people's experiences.
Speaker 3: I'm reading I'm reading a lot on it.
Speaker 1: I love Reddit too, but I think I follow too
Speaker 1: many categories because there's too many disparate things coming up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I love it when Yeah, I learned a lot
Speaker 1: from from Reddit.
Speaker 3: I do too. I think it's a it's it's it's
Speaker 3: good for my brain, I don't. I love it.
Speaker 1: And whenever there's like I watch the evening news every night.
Speaker 1: Probably most people don't, but I love watching news and
Speaker 1: I'm always like I saw that three days ago and
Speaker 1: Reddit and all they're doing on these news shows is
Speaker 1: pulling things off a red.
Speaker 3: Yes, the first place to go anymore place for news,
Speaker 3: Like five years ago, most news it was it was
Speaker 3: peak Twitter, and most news was just like reporting on
Speaker 3: things that people have tweeted.
Speaker 6: You remember that, Yes, and then this person said on Twitter,
Speaker 6: and then this senator responded on Twitter with this tweet,
Speaker 6: and it was just them repeating and reading out what
Speaker 6: that was it. That's that's luckily died down a little
Speaker 6: bit since Elon Musk took a blow torch to Twitter.
Speaker 6: But it was like five years ago the news.
Speaker 3: Are there apps that you guys wish you stayed off
Speaker 3: of more? Are there any apps that have you guys
Speaker 3: kind of like, Okay, I should go into monk mode
Speaker 3: on this, because for me, I think Instagram is just
Speaker 3: the one that sometimes I'll get a little bit sucked
Speaker 3: into and I'll just see one or two posts that
Speaker 3: bummed me out and make me, you know, just people,
Speaker 3: because I follow comedians who are doing the same thing
Speaker 3: I'm doing, doing theater shows, and they're selling out shows,
Speaker 3: and they're posting when they sell out shows, and they're
Speaker 3: posting pictures of the audience, and they they start to
Speaker 3: worry me that I'm not. Oh I went to that theater.
Speaker 3: I didn't sell out that theater. Oh person selling out
Speaker 3: the theater. Oh they have a one point one million followers. God,
Speaker 3: how do I get that one point one I used
Speaker 3: It took me so long to get to one, and
Speaker 3: I've been at one now for like almost a year.
Speaker 3: Oh that I took a year to get an extra
Speaker 3: hundred thousand. I'm not having enough with growth. Oh that
Speaker 3: girl's hair looks really thick. Oh that girl, Oh my god,
Speaker 3: I can't believe her butt just like slopes like that
Speaker 3: off of her back. I have a stiff back from pilates, Like,
Speaker 3: you know, all the same things that we all get
Speaker 3: frustrated about. I sometimes find myself falling into that.
Speaker 6: But you gotta just start lying, Nikki.
Speaker 5: You just now it's the picture of your audience in
Speaker 5: theater and be like sold out show at wherever you are,
Speaker 5: and then I've talked about it.
Speaker 3: I do that because no one checks, no one facts
Speaker 3: checks things unless you were at the show. And most
Speaker 3: people at shows don't even know if it's sold out,
Speaker 3: sold out or not. They just assume it is because
Speaker 3: even a sold out show has a lot of empty seats.
Speaker 3: In fact, why don't I promote my tour right now?
Speaker 3: Upcoming dates? This Friday, I'm in Mystic Lake Casino in
Speaker 3: outside of Minneapolis, Minnesota. I don't know Prior Lake, Minnesota,
Speaker 3: I think is the name of the city. And then
Speaker 3: I'm in Calgary on Saturday night, so any will be
Speaker 3: there with me on Friday. And then on Saturday I'm
Speaker 3: I have my friend John Colin opening up in Calgary.
Speaker 3: And then next week was going to be Napa, but
Speaker 3: now it's just a casino outside of Sacramento in Wheatland, California.
Speaker 3: Forget the name of the casino though. Sorry I'm all that,
Speaker 3: But if you're in a Sacramento Areah, No, it's hard
Speaker 3: rock line, that's right, And my dad will be opening
Speaker 3: on that one. I'll be singing a song together to
Speaker 3: open and close the show. An you will also be there,
Speaker 3: and then I have you know, San Francisco. We have
Speaker 3: two dates in Denver coming up December thirtieth that I
Speaker 3: would really like Busties to be at. So there's tons
Speaker 3: of dates Niki Glazer dot com for tickets. All right,
Speaker 3: So wait, so did you answer?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 3: What apps would you like to stay off of your phone?
Speaker 3: Is there any bad habits going on over there? Anya?
Speaker 3: Your word game Instagram? I mean, I don't what word games.
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 7: I don't feel guilty about that at all, or I
Speaker 7: don't feel bad about that. I wish I could spend
Speaker 7: more time doing that.
Speaker 1: Do you do Wordle?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Yes, I love Wordle and I do Wirdle, and then
Speaker 7: I do Octurtle.
Speaker 8: Those are all Pokemon so fun.
Speaker 6: That's what you do.
Speaker 1: Know.
Speaker 6: I'm on three stages YEA.
Speaker 7: The test of whether or not you're on your phone
Speaker 7: too much is can you watch a movie in a
Speaker 7: movie theater or on your TV without looking at your phone?
Speaker 7: Because I do that all the time. And I feel
Speaker 7: it's like that's a change.
Speaker 3: Here's here's what I'll say to that. Though. Sometimes movies
Speaker 3: are fucking boring and they're a waste of your time.
Speaker 3: And the fact that i want to look at my
Speaker 3: phone is not because I'm just like I can't stay
Speaker 3: off my phone. It's because this movie does not respect
Speaker 3: me and it's over indulgent. I would like to but
Speaker 3: I'm there with Chris watching Oppenheimer, and sometimes I just
Speaker 3: want to check the open timer to see how much
Speaker 3: longer I have to watch fucking thing. No open Iro
Speaker 3: was actually good and I really enjoyed going to see that.
Speaker 3: But you know, I'm on my phone football. I'm on
Speaker 3: my phone for I'm telling you football. Okay, you can
Speaker 3: come in and out for that.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, absolutely, everyone's on their phone for football. They're
Speaker 5: checking their fantasy scorers, they're checking their bets, they're checking
Speaker 5: the other the other scores of the other team.
Speaker 3: Right, Okay, I I yesterday I was I had a
Speaker 3: really good football moment. There was a oh fuck, now,
Speaker 3: I can't think of the word. I'm like having the
Speaker 3: Noah moment. But Noah, you came up with the grapes
Speaker 3: of wrath. Quote, I got it. Uh uh, he was.
Speaker 3: It's what happens when the when the when the quarterback
Speaker 3: gets rushed before he's able to throw the football.
Speaker 6: He sacked pressureed.
Speaker 3: I called, I called a sack. I go, he just
Speaker 3: got sacked. And I was like, Chris, was that a sack?
Speaker 3: He was like, it was a sack.
Speaker 6: And I was like, that was last night you were
Speaker 6: watching I think.
Speaker 3: Maybe two nights ago there was a sack. There was
Speaker 3: like actually four sacks. I think the Jets had like
Speaker 3: a lot of worse ACKed a lot or some.
Speaker 6: Last night they almost broke a record.
Speaker 3: For that's what it was.
Speaker 5: It was so many seconds last it was ten sacks.
Speaker 5: Eleven was the record they almost got there. Daniel Jones
Speaker 5: looked pathetic back there giants or shambles.
Speaker 3: So what are you doing, Brian, don't talk to like
Speaker 3: this isn't a football podcast. But I was just kidding. No,
Speaker 3: I appreciate, but basically, yeah, I was able to and
Speaker 3: a punt. I'm going to figure out what a punt
Speaker 3: looks like as opposed to just like a kick.
Speaker 6: So it's past weekend.
Speaker 5: The NFL did a special event where they took the
Speaker 5: uh Saturday morning game which took place in London. Every
Speaker 5: year they send some games to London to like try
Speaker 5: to spread international sport, and they took that game, which
Speaker 5: was on a nine to thirty in the morning here,
Speaker 5: I guess it was seven thirty in the morning for
Speaker 5: you for you guys, six thirty in the morning here,
Speaker 5: seven thirty for years, really early, and they made it
Speaker 5: a toy story AI. The characters on the field looked
Speaker 5: like toy story characters, and they made it like a
Speaker 5: three D generated toy story game in real commentators were
Speaker 5: everybody everybody.
Speaker 1: So kids could watch it and think it was cartoons
Speaker 1: or something.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you could learn, yeah, but what they did and
Speaker 5: I texted Nikki this, they were the announcers were explaining
Speaker 5: the game as if you were a kid and you
Speaker 5: had never seen football before. So I've in teaching you
Speaker 5: how to play football and what all the rules meant
Speaker 5: and breaking it down really simply using cartoons during the
Speaker 5: whole game.
Speaker 6: And I was like, you should watch this, Nikki.
Speaker 3: When you sent me that, I was so excited. I
Speaker 3: was like, oh my god, discreet and I showed. I
Speaker 3: told Chris and he goes, ugh. He was so grossed
Speaker 3: out because he hates the NFL, and he's like, they're
Speaker 3: trying any marketing to children in that way is is
Speaker 3: kind of gross. It is kind of I mean.
Speaker 1: But use audience.
Speaker 3: Yeah they're smart. Well, you were a marketer in sales,
Speaker 3: but don't you think that people in sales and marketing
Speaker 3: are kind of they're they're they're preying on people's jumpness
Speaker 3: and uh, what's it called susceptibility? Minute, Yeah, they saw
Speaker 3: you coming. I told Chris the other day that whenever
Speaker 3: my parents see like a purchase I got, they go
Speaker 3: it looks like they saw you coming. He was like,
Speaker 3: that's the meanest thing you can say to someone. I'm like,
Speaker 3: is it?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: I think I said it to him jokingly and he
Speaker 3: was like, that's really mean. I was like, my parents
Speaker 3: say that to me about everything. They must have seen
Speaker 3: you coming.
Speaker 1: Reminded me. There used to be a store called Hits
Speaker 1: or missus Hit or miss hit or miss for clothing, and.
Speaker 2: Your mom used to go to.
Speaker 1: Your mom used to come home with clothes. I'm like,
Speaker 1: you missed again.
Speaker 8: Or mom?
Speaker 3: All right, Well, we got to go to break but
Speaker 3: we will come back and have a little story time
Speaker 3: with you. J Glazer. All right, we're back. So I
Speaker 3: thought it'd be a good idea because we have you
Speaker 3: here to document, like a good story. Like I was
Speaker 3: thinking about buying you this thing where you just get
Speaker 3: interviewed at a radio station and then they have all
Speaker 3: your stories on tapes for future ter generations to hear.
Speaker 3: And then I thought, well, I have my own thing,
Speaker 3: so and you have really good stories, and you're not
Speaker 3: always going to be here, so I was thinking to
Speaker 3: have something for future inter generations and just for us
Speaker 3: to enjoy while you're here, Like, tell one of your
Speaker 3: stories so it's always cemented and we won't have to
Speaker 3: just kind of try to remember it in the future,
Speaker 3: for like Rolo and Poppy. And it's just a good
Speaker 3: story in general. So sorry to base it around your mortality,
Speaker 3: but it's kind of the infinensula.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll tell a story. This is nineteen seventy two
Speaker 1: with spring break. I was in high school and I
Speaker 1: didn't yeah, we did. I wanted to go to Florida
Speaker 1: for high school break and when those days you just
Speaker 1: hitchhiked everywhere. So a buddy of mine and I we
Speaker 1: both were gonna get a hitchhike to Fort Lauderdale, Actually,
Speaker 1: we're gonna go into Cocoa Beach because his brother had
Speaker 1: a place there, and we each had forty bucks in
Speaker 1: our pocket, and we're gonna go down there for like
Speaker 1: five six days. And so we hitchhiked from Cincinnati, Ohio,
Speaker 1: and we made it to Richmond, Kentucky. And we both
Speaker 1: had hair down on our shoulders, real long hair.
Speaker 2: So you're eighteen, I'm eighteen.
Speaker 1: No, I was only seventeen at the time, Okay, And
Speaker 1: I'll get to that later. I'll try to. This is
Speaker 1: a pretty long story, but i'll make it more succinct.
Speaker 1: So we got picked up for hitchhiking, and subsequently, I
Speaker 1: read in nineteen seventy two, Richard Nixon made a decree
Speaker 1: to the federal government to stop hitchhiking because they thought
Speaker 1: drugs were being transferred around the country by hitchhiking. Because
Speaker 1: I hitchhiked when I was a kid. We hitchhiked to
Speaker 1: Martha's Vineyard, we hitchhiked to Chicago. We hitchiked all over
Speaker 1: the country, and there were people out there all over,
Speaker 1: guys and girls together hitchhiking.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I'm reading this book called by Pamela Dubar about being
Speaker 3: a groupie in the sixties and seventies. Do you know
Speaker 3: about her? She was like the quit essential groovy. She
Speaker 3: slept with McJagger and the one guy from led Zeppelin,
Speaker 3: the guitar player, everyone, And she wrote this book. And
Speaker 3: the whole thing is hitchhiking all the time. I can't
Speaker 3: believe women weren't murdered. It was murdering not around back
Speaker 3: then when did come.
Speaker 1: Out occasionally, okay, but hitchhiking though. You see at what
Speaker 1: you see a Cadillaca and you come kind of like,
Speaker 1: you know, because the Cadillac was full of older people,
Speaker 1: so you kind of just give it a little bit.
Speaker 1: But you see a Volkswagen, you go like look him
Speaker 1: in the eye and like, because Volkswagen, if you saw
Speaker 1: a Volkswagen, it was a done deal that'd stopped, especially
Speaker 1: Volkswagen Bus or a SOB. In those days of SOB,
Speaker 1: you knew it was a ride. It's like, but you
Speaker 1: had to look him in the eye. But anyway, so
Speaker 1: we were hitchhiking Richmond, Kentucky, got picked up by the
Speaker 1: cops and they picked up some guys from Detroit right
Speaker 1: in front of us, and they had real long hair too,
Speaker 1: and we didn't see them, but they were in the
Speaker 1: car when the cops picked us up. They arrested us,
Speaker 1: took us to a jail. It was kind of like
Speaker 1: Mayberry on Andy Griffiths Show, just like, so it's all back.
Speaker 6: We so we never heard we had.
Speaker 1: Some drugs with us. We had we had some joints
Speaker 1: and so it was in a little ring box.
Speaker 3: J don't you admit that you sit on the podcast
Speaker 3: joint See a.
Speaker 1: Couple of pills too. But anyway, so they.
Speaker 3: Put us, Wait, what kind of pills like kueludes? No,
Speaker 3: it's something like what were you popping back then?
Speaker 1: Was this is called MDA? It's probably the same thing.
Speaker 3: Oh so like maybe it's yeah, so ecstasy.
Speaker 1: I guess that's what they call it now.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, okay, we used to call.
Speaker 1: It my MDA, my darling amphetamine. Oh anyway, so I
Speaker 1: didn't I didn't do it that much, but we had
Speaker 1: it with us. We were to do it down there
Speaker 1: was all exciting. So anyway, my buddy he had it
Speaker 1: with him. So we're sitting on this cot. It was
Speaker 1: a cot and this pre Civil war prison slash city
Speaker 1: hall facility. So I'm sitting there. He passes over to me,
Speaker 1: and they they bring him in the other room and
Speaker 1: they're frisking him and they frisk him down, and then
Speaker 1: he comes back in and they say, yeah, he asked
Speaker 1: me to go, So I passed it back over to him.
Speaker 1: And I get in that room and they're frisking me
Speaker 1: and my legs and I never forget the cup. He
Speaker 1: was patting me down my legs. He goes a little
Speaker 1: bit nervous there, Hunt, Slim, because my my legs were shaken.
Speaker 2: Slim back.
Speaker 3: Remember when you were a waiter and you dropped up
Speaker 3: some My dad was waiting waiting tables one night when
Speaker 3: he was like sixteen or something, and it was his
Speaker 3: first night waiting tables and he was so like overwhelmed.
Speaker 3: He had too many tables and he brought us soup
Speaker 3: over to the sky and a drop little sweat went
Speaker 3: into the soup. You're slipping, Slim.
Speaker 1: If he didn't see it, I was to leave it there,
Speaker 1: but he looked me in the eye. He saw it.
Speaker 1: He said, you're slipping, Slim.
Speaker 3: Okay, soar too.
Speaker 1: Like my mom dated a guy named Slim before she
Speaker 1: married my dad. Slim was right big term. So anyway,
Speaker 1: so they put us in jail. And we got in
Speaker 1: jail and I was under seven, under eighteen, so I
Speaker 1: was in the under eighteen jail and my buddy was
Speaker 1: in the over eighteen jail because he was older than me.
Speaker 1: And as soon as we get into jail, he goes,
Speaker 1: I'm in there with these guys. One guy had a
Speaker 1: boet hole in his stomach and he was just sitting there, going, oh,
Speaker 1: just laying there. He was shot robbing a liquor store.
Speaker 1: And there was a women's prison right above us. Oh whoa,
Speaker 1: And there was a and we were there was this
Speaker 1: little walkway with cells over to the side, and it
Speaker 1: was pre Civil war prison. It's gone now because I
Speaker 1: googled it about ten years ago. But anyway, as soon
Speaker 1: as I got in there, there's a toilet with plumbing
Speaker 1: going up and there's holes in the ceiling. And this
Speaker 1: guy came out of nowhere. He's standing on the on
Speaker 1: the toilet and he's yelling up there's a hole in
Speaker 1: the ceiling. He's going like, hey, girls, come on down
Speaker 1: and so and then so the girls are squatting on
Speaker 1: this hole and these guys were finger fingering the girls. God,
Speaker 1: and this is my first exposure. I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: and he's this guy turned around and said Monas. He said,
Speaker 1: bring bring me mona. He says Monas. And one has
Speaker 1: got the mole wan er ass and so and so.
Speaker 1: Then meanwhile, all of a sudden, we start smelling marijuana smoke,
Speaker 1: and my buddy is over in the cell. If I
Speaker 1: leaned over and all the way I could see his eye,
Speaker 1: he could see my eye, and he's smoking a joint
Speaker 1: with some big, fat guy. And this fat guy he said,
Speaker 1: look at my buddy. And the guy had a if
Speaker 1: you know the comic strip Little Abner Daisy from Little Abner,
Speaker 1: he had it on his back and they had a
Speaker 1: tattoo of daisy. I'll never forget. But the king, the
Speaker 1: kingpin of my jail cell, this guy that had been
Speaker 1: in there seventy four days. He was like, you got
Speaker 1: your buddy's got drugs. Your buddy's got marijuana.
Speaker 2: I was like, Jerry, you gotta flush it down, get
Speaker 2: rid of that.
Speaker 1: So he got rid of it. But anyway, so we
Speaker 1: were in there overnight, bed bugs biting me all night in.
Speaker 3: And get out of here.
Speaker 1: And the guy and my cell his wife was up
Speaker 1: above us, and there was a little hole in a pipe,
Speaker 1: and so all night he was talking to her and
Speaker 1: going with his lips around the hole. So I couldn't
Speaker 1: understand what he was saying, but he was having this conversation,
Speaker 1: so he kept me awake all night. The next day
Speaker 1: they put us in front of a judge and it
Speaker 1: was just like a judge you'd see from some old
Speaker 1: movie about the old South. And this guy was a
Speaker 1: Kentucky judge from from way back when. But he saw
Speaker 1: our long hair and we were all all four of us,
Speaker 1: the guys from Detroit, my bud and I were all
Speaker 1: put in front of him, and he said thirty dollars
Speaker 1: fine plus a haircutter thirty days. And he put a
Speaker 1: gabble down and I was like, sir, I need my
Speaker 1: long hair cut. I'm in a rock and roll band
Speaker 1: a time make a living. Wasn't true at the time,
Speaker 1: but I said, I was trying to appeal to a
Speaker 1: sense of capitalism. I need my long hair to make
Speaker 1: a living. And he said thirty dollars fine plus a
Speaker 1: haircutter thirty days. So my buddy and I, I said,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to get my haircut. So they marched
Speaker 1: us back to the prison. What the two guys from Detroit.
Speaker 1: They said they took the haircut. And so on the
Speaker 1: way back to the prison, I said to the guy
Speaker 1: that was marched his back, I said, we haven't made
Speaker 1: a phone call yet. You got to let us make
Speaker 1: a phone call. And so my buddy, his father was
Speaker 1: a dentist, and we called doctor Lotman. He called doctor
Speaker 1: Lotman and said, you know they're trying to get us
Speaker 1: to cut our hair. We have thirty dollars fine. So
Speaker 1: his dad was going to drive down to help us out. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: they marched us back into prison. And the guy that
Speaker 1: was the turnkey with that's what they call him. The
Speaker 1: guy had all the key. He was a trustee, but
Speaker 1: he had on bib overalls. He was a Kentucky hillbilly
Speaker 1: and uh, he's he's He marched me back into prison.
Speaker 1: They gave us a round of applause when they found
Speaker 1: out that we wouldn't get our haircut. Wow, heroes of
Speaker 1: the jail. So but the guy that was the kingpin
Speaker 1: in my jail cell, when this guy named Roy put
Speaker 1: us in and the guy said Roy and wrote Roy
Speaker 1: said to him, he said, you know if I was
Speaker 1: if I was your edge, I'd get my haircut in
Speaker 1: a minute to get out of this prison. And the guys,
Speaker 1: the guy in my jail cell said, Roy, if you
Speaker 1: were our age, you'd have your hair so long hit
Speaker 1: have to part it in the middle. Take a shit.
Speaker 1: I'll never forget that one.
Speaker 7: Wow.
Speaker 1: But then but then anyway, so that from this prison
Speaker 1: cell you could stand on a bench and see the
Speaker 1: town square. And then one guy was given a play
Speaker 1: by play, going like, they're going the guys Detroit, they're
Speaker 1: going in, They're going in, They're going in the barbershop.
Speaker 1: And so everybody's waiting in hesitation. And there were girlfriends
Speaker 1: out there talking to these guys in jail. The windows
Speaker 1: were open, and uh, then the guy said, they're coming out.
Speaker 2: They're coming. They got burrs, they got burr haircuts, and
Speaker 2: so everybody's going you got in those days, if you
Speaker 2: had a.
Speaker 1: Burr haircut, it was a kiss at death.
Speaker 2: You weren't going to get laid you were you know,
Speaker 2: really it was that bad.
Speaker 1: You know, you were like a Vietnam you were at
Speaker 1: war or something in the military.
Speaker 5: Whoa.
Speaker 7: So anyway, but burrs meaning shave.
Speaker 1: Everything shaved, just shaved, yeah, just all the way down.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And so I always said that, you know, my buddy
Speaker 1: and I sos his doctor Lotman came and got us out,
Speaker 1: and well, we had to be paid a thirty dollars fine,
Speaker 1: we didn't have to get a haircut, and so, but
Speaker 1: we didn't have any money, so we didn't make it
Speaker 1: to Florida. But I always said, like, you know, those
Speaker 1: guys might have made it to Florida, but they never
Speaker 1: got laid because they had haircut.
Speaker 3: Wait, so you didn't have to say thirty days, thank god? No, no, no, okay,
Speaker 3: final thought that's why. But you were prepared to give
Speaker 3: up to do thirty days in that place over getting
Speaker 3: your hair cut. I think I would shave my head
Speaker 3: to avoid thirty three days.
Speaker 2: In the present, I think, I guess I.
Speaker 1: Knew we didn't make a phone call, and I thought
Speaker 1: that they can't make us cut our hair.
Speaker 3: I've heard that that phone call thing is actually not
Speaker 3: even real, like you're not entitled to a phone call.
Speaker 3: Like if you're arrested now and you're like, oh I
Speaker 3: need my phone call, they'll be like, no, you, that's
Speaker 3: like a thing in movies.
Speaker 1: I wrote a paper though, in Civics class for that
Speaker 1: senior year, and then The title was give me hair
Speaker 1: or give me death.
Speaker 2: I got that.
Speaker 3: How much would it cost you, Noah and Anya to
Speaker 3: do a burr? To do a shave your head? How
Speaker 3: much money?
Speaker 2: I mean?
Speaker 8: Okay, let me just if it means I get out
Speaker 8: of jail.
Speaker 3: Thousand dollars thousand right now to shave your Okay, one
Speaker 3: hundred thousand dollars cash, shave your head. It's not as
Speaker 3: valuable anymore.
Speaker 8: It's inflation and stuff.
Speaker 3: No, not to ask straight up cash, no questions asked.
Speaker 3: You always have to pay a tax. No, not in
Speaker 3: this case, it's coming straight to you.
Speaker 5: So you'll get you'll one hundred and you get one
Speaker 5: hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: Okay, So yeah, if you want to factor in tax,
Speaker 3: it will be one hundred and fifty thousand dollars and
Speaker 3: then you'll end up with take a three hundred. No,
Speaker 3: so you wouldn't do it for a hundred. You're passing
Speaker 3: it up.
Speaker 7: I think I'm passing it up.
Speaker 3: So isn't that interesting? But what about two hundred? Because
Speaker 3: there is there is a price where it would come
Speaker 3: down to a cent where you would do it, and
Speaker 3: then a cent where you wouldn't do it. Isn't that
Speaker 3: weird about things?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Do you know what I'm saying? Like there's a sign
Speaker 3: where you say the time makeup? There is? It comes
Speaker 3: down to a cent difference of the yes and no.
Speaker 6: Which is interest.
Speaker 3: Wait, what did you say you could just amp up
Speaker 3: the makeup or wear away so.
Speaker 1: One hundred grand you would not do it?
Speaker 3: One hundred cred I would do it.
Speaker 2: I would do it.
Speaker 7: Do it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'll do it because.
Speaker 1: That'll be a great story to tell. Okay, I got
Speaker 1: one hundred grand, but my head shaved a big deal,
Speaker 1: will grow back in a few.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm looking for any excuse to do it. It
Speaker 3: would be so fun and I would have regretted instantly,
Speaker 3: and I would cry so much because I have dreams
Speaker 3: a lot about shaving my head or like getting my
Speaker 3: hair caught in something where.
Speaker 7: What's holding you back?
Speaker 3: So societal acceptance, hosting shows, being invited on TV shows
Speaker 3: like you just people don't want to see a short
Speaker 3: woe with a shaved head. I mean, that's why Shinad
Speaker 3: O'Connor was so bad ass. Do you know that she
Speaker 3: did well, that's really nice. I'm sure she didn't end
Speaker 3: up killing herself because of comments like that. Do you
Speaker 3: know that she shaved her head before you ever even
Speaker 3: knew she was famous. She did it the second someone
Speaker 3: from the record company said, were we need you to,
Speaker 3: we need you to What did they say? They wanted
Speaker 3: her to like dress a certain ways. They just were like,
Speaker 3: you should be wearing skirts, and she not only did
Speaker 3: not wear skirts, but she said, you're gonna, I see
Speaker 3: where this is going, I'm shaving my head. She right
Speaker 3: away just shaved her head without any hesitation, and she
Speaker 3: never looked back because she never wanted anyone to weigh
Speaker 3: in on what she was doing or to dismiss her
Speaker 3: because she was a woman or like like her just
Speaker 3: because she had long hair.
Speaker 1: She became more famous because she didn't have a shaved
Speaker 1: head though, you know.
Speaker 3: Really, yeah, she hated fame too. She thought it was disgusting.
Speaker 3: And she's just the coolest ever, but definitely struggled with uh,
Speaker 3: mental illness more than anyone I've ever heard, and from
Speaker 3: you know, talking about reading people's biographies and stuff like that,
Speaker 3: she was very clear about, like, my life is haunted
Speaker 3: by mental illness because she got beat so bad when
Speaker 3: she was young that it explains all of it, but
Speaker 3: she also and Prince. You guys got to read her
Speaker 3: What Prince did to her? It's in I think they'd
Speaker 3: printed what the the you know, the excerpt from her
Speaker 3: book Prince I will always hate because of what he did?
Speaker 3: Is Shenead O'Connor. He invited her to his house in
Speaker 3: the middle of like he sent a car for her.
Speaker 3: He called her and was like, I'm sending a car
Speaker 3: for you because she had already done Nothing Compares to You,
Speaker 3: which is a Prince song, and he said I want
Speaker 3: to meet you. She's like, of course, I can't wait
Speaker 3: to meet Prince. And she gets there and so you
Speaker 3: don't have I'll just tell you what happens. She gets
Speaker 3: there and the driver won't talk to her, say anything.
Speaker 3: It's really dark. They pull in, it's completely dark house,
Speaker 3: and he leads her. He's like lurch. He leads her
Speaker 3: to the kitchen and she's like, where's prints And she's
Speaker 3: just like he's She's waiting there for like twenty minutes.
Speaker 3: It honestly reminds me of when I met to Charlie Sheen.
Speaker 3: We were just led into his house and then we
Speaker 3: just were abandoned, and they were like Charlie's upstairs, he'll
Speaker 3: be down and we were just like, what the story
Speaker 3: for another time? But she waits and waits. Finally she
Speaker 3: starts getting like bored, and she starts like just like
Speaker 3: looking at like what kind of dishes does he have.
Speaker 3: She's like looking for a cup of water or something.
Speaker 3: And then he appears out of nowhere, like behind her,
Speaker 3: and she he spooks her, and then he he says,
Speaker 3: I don't like how much you've been cussing, because he
Speaker 3: had just been going through this religious revival where he
Speaker 3: had found the Lord, and so he's like, I don't
Speaker 3: like the way you conduct yourself to interviews, and she goes, uh,
Speaker 3: fuck you. She literally said something like I'll fucking do
Speaker 3: whatever I fucking want to do, and he was fuming mad,
Speaker 3: and so then he I think at that point he
Speaker 3: uh he offered her a glass of water, but he
Speaker 3: slammed the glass down with such anger that it like
Speaker 3: almost broke, and then he so he was already and
Speaker 3: she was like, she said she clocked it right then
Speaker 3: and there, that this is a violet man because she
Speaker 3: had dealt with so much violence growing up. She was like,
Speaker 3: my life is in danger right now. Truly felt it.
Speaker 3: So she was like, I just have to get out
Speaker 3: of here, and I have to survive this because I'm
Speaker 3: so scared. So then he disappears again, and then he
Speaker 3: shows up and his butler is like shaking, he's slipping slim,
Speaker 3: he's shaking in fear. He brings soup. He brings soup
Speaker 3: over to Prince and she doesn't want soup. She has
Speaker 3: like an eating disorder, so she's like, I don't want soup.
Speaker 3: I already ate and he's like, you will eat the soup,
Speaker 3: and she goes, I'm not fucking eating your soup, and
Speaker 3: he's furious about that, and so then he starts. So
Speaker 3: then he goes. He realizes he's not kind of like
Speaker 3: gonna win with these kind of maneuvers with her, all
Speaker 3: these mind games he's playing with her in this dark,
Speaker 3: weird house and she has no idea why she's there.
Speaker 3: He's just scolding her about cussing on TV. He's mad
Speaker 3: at her. So then he disappears and he comes back
Speaker 3: and he is like, hands a pillow and he goes,
Speaker 3: let's have a pillow fight. And she's like, okay, well
Speaker 3: maybe we can do this. As soon as she gets
Speaker 3: hit by his pillow. It has something very hard inside it,
Speaker 3: and she realizes that he's put like like an alarm
Speaker 3: clock or something in the pillow and he's chasing around
Speaker 3: with it. And so then she realizes that she is
Speaker 3: like in danger, so she runs out the door to
Speaker 3: run away. She runs into the woods to it. She
Speaker 3: she first tries to wake up the guy and that's
Speaker 3: sleeping in the car, but she can't get him to
Speaker 3: wake and she has no idea where she is or
Speaker 3: how she got there because they called for a car
Speaker 3: and just showed up at her house. She has no
Speaker 3: idea where she is, so she runs into the woods.
Speaker 3: He then gets prince, gets into his car and starts
Speaker 3: chasing her in the woods and like taking his high
Speaker 3: beams and putting them through the woods to find her
Speaker 3: and then screaming like I know you're in there, and
Speaker 3: she's hiding in the woods in the middle of the night.
Speaker 3: Then it's a horror film. Oh, total horror film. And
Speaker 3: this is not I mean, this is her account. You
Speaker 3: can breathe this. Then she oh, I believe she Finally
Speaker 3: he finally thinks that she's run somewhere else, so he
Speaker 3: drives off and then she takes off in the woods,
Speaker 3: ends on the one oh one highway, walking down the
Speaker 3: highway looking for anyone to pick her up, trying to hitchhike,
Speaker 3: can't get a ride. Then she then all of a sudden,
Speaker 3: she's trying to hitchhike, and she realizes it's Prince's car.
Speaker 3: He then parks his car on the one oh one,
Speaker 3: gets out and starts chasing her down the highway and
Speaker 3: chasing her around. She finally escapes by running up to
Speaker 3: a house and banging on the doors for for help,
Speaker 3: and the lights go on and he takes off in
Speaker 3: his car, never to return again. But then she she
Speaker 3: the people didn't come to the door and she had
Speaker 3: to walk home like five miles from the valley where
Speaker 3: he took her. He's a fucking psycho.
Speaker 7: I am so glad you shared this story.
Speaker 3: What people need to read it because I really missed
Speaker 3: of some of like just setting the tone for how
Speaker 3: creepy this all was. Just to be I read her
Speaker 3: whole Bible's Advocate.
Speaker 8: People who are close to Prince say that her story
Speaker 8: is a fabrication of a mentally ill person. Well this
Speaker 8: is not nice, of course, that's for attention.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I. Of course they're going to say that based
Speaker 3: on what I read of hers. You know, I'm I'm
Speaker 3: obviously I'm more apt to believe so mentally ill woman
Speaker 3: than I am. Like a super famous little guy that
Speaker 3: has a Napoleon complex and obviously had a lot of
Speaker 3: abuse in his childhood too, so I have some empathy
Speaker 3: for him. But the way that I read this story
Speaker 3: the first time I read it in Rolling Stone, I
Speaker 3: think there was an excerpt, and then I read it
Speaker 3: a couple months ago in her book, it struck me
Speaker 3: as a very true story with details that weren't that
Speaker 3: were crazy, but not so crazy that it wouldn't have happened.
Speaker 7: And also she has absolutely nothing to gain from that.
Speaker 3: No, I'm telling that.
Speaker 6: No, she did it, and she waited, She waited decades
Speaker 6: to write that.
Speaker 3: And she said that song she was like, people are like,
Speaker 3: how do you feel about that song being from this
Speaker 3: guy that attacked you? And she goes, that song was
Speaker 3: always mine. She was like, I made that song. That
Speaker 3: song was written by him, but that song was mine.
Speaker 3: It was always mine. I made that song and I
Speaker 3: kind of knew that. So good. Yeah, I love her,
Speaker 3: So anyway, we don't tell my.
Speaker 7: Answer two hundred thousand dollars to shave my head as Noman.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, we did it, all right.
Speaker 1: Everybody start a collection for.
Speaker 3: The crab lights and for Anya to shake her hat,
Speaker 3: which they anywhere to exist. All right, guys, thank you
Speaker 3: so much for listening. Have a great weekend. We'll see
Speaker 3: you in Minnesota and Calgary this week. That's this weekend.
Speaker 3: I can't believe it. It's happening so soon. See you there, besties.
Speaker 3: Thayk you for listening to the podcast. And just keep
Speaker 3: your hair long, give your hair, give you death.
Speaker 1: Watch out for bears.