WEBVTT - Episode 5: I'm Fixin To Explode

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<v Speaker 1>This is Dan Patrick takes a game. Gambling was something

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<v Speaker 1>that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually

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<v Speaker 1>making bets himself by using a proxy. And I became

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<v Speaker 1>consumed by and now joined by Bad Larry and Dylan

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<v Speaker 1>the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. Are you in your

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<v Speaker 1>car right now? Or you can't talk? And I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I just sent Marybeth and Casey to a picnic table

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<v Speaker 1>to have their lunch and I'm in a park in

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<v Speaker 1>West Virginia, okay, pulled off the side of the road.

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<v Speaker 1>All right. Well, last week, you know you weren't allowed

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<v Speaker 1>to really talk. I had those same two women with

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<v Speaker 1>me again. America wanted to know how did you get

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<v Speaker 1>the name nicknamed bad Lair and you know you were

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<v Speaker 1>very very coy. Yes, well, Dan, there was there was

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<v Speaker 1>a number of incidents back in high school where you

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<v Speaker 1>weren't bad enough to do this, and after you do

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<v Speaker 1>every one of them, finally this became bad Lader and

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<v Speaker 1>then bad man. And then when I went to Province,

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna try and shy away from the nickname.

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<v Speaker 1>And too many letters who were written addressed to bad

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<v Speaker 1>Lacker X and Bobby Calaries didn't let me forget it.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it that you get mail at your dorm

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<v Speaker 1>in college. Layer, Um, do not deliver to the dorm

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<v Speaker 1>to a post office box, Dan Flaving Center, in traditional

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<v Speaker 1>bad fashion, you have to put po box there. Alright,

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<v Speaker 1>let's recap, Dylan, recap what happened last week here? Um, alright,

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<v Speaker 1>big news. I went positive so at five and four

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<v Speaker 1>overall record last week, which is pretty good on the

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<v Speaker 1>up and up, um, which I think sets me back

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<v Speaker 1>only five units for the season. Okay, which is pretty good,

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<v Speaker 1>I have to say. But it just don't pound ourselves

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<v Speaker 1>in the back. Okay, I said, pretty good. If you

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<v Speaker 1>get into the positives, then we can pound ourselves. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, let's see. So last week, um went two

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<v Speaker 1>and two in college. So Michigan covered against Wisconsin since

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<v Speaker 1>he covered against Notre Dame. And then my doubled down

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<v Speaker 1>on Old Miss with the Ole Miss spread and the

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<v Speaker 1>over eighty which was ambitious and that to uh it

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<v Speaker 1>would help if Old Miss scored. Yeah, they usually are

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<v Speaker 1>good at that. They were not. It was Alabama that

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<v Speaker 1>so all right, now we talked about Alabama's defense. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that was I mean, I was, like I said last time,

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<v Speaker 1>I purely past that off of the previous season, which

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<v Speaker 1>is definitely smart. How did a bad layerd do? Um?

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<v Speaker 1>Then my three units straight best one four and one

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<v Speaker 1>and the one loss. You know, we did this on Thursday.

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<v Speaker 1>Gronk was playing and they didn't play in the game.

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<v Speaker 1>Not that I would have changed my pick. I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>pointing that out to you. My teasers. Um, I had

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<v Speaker 1>a bunch of friends of mine called me worrying about

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<v Speaker 1>my financial status because whenever Notre Dame loses and the

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<v Speaker 1>Jets and Giants both went on a weekend, I'm happy

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<v Speaker 1>to get out of here alive. You went oh and

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<v Speaker 1>four on your teasers, and you were four and three overall.

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<v Speaker 1>Where do you stand? Uh? So Dylan on the year,

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<v Speaker 1>you're minus five units. I believe that, and bad lair

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<v Speaker 1>is I gotta be up? Then I would think you're

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<v Speaker 1>a plus two units. Um. Yeah, and again we're just

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<v Speaker 1>ready to explode. I mean, the Just and the Giants

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<v Speaker 1>can't win. Well. Actually, I'm gonna give you another chance

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<v Speaker 1>to get the food ruckers. This another free bet for you.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got Seattle wins the Super Bowl. I owe you

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<v Speaker 1>that dinner. Ye, I'm gonna give you another one. If

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<v Speaker 1>any weekend this year Notre Dame loses and the Jets

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<v Speaker 1>and Giants both win, that's a free dinner at food Ruckers. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>so you're talking about if what happened this past weekend

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<v Speaker 1>happens again, if it ever happens again, Okay, I'll take

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<v Speaker 1>you on that too. I mean that's probably a longer

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<v Speaker 1>shot than the Seahawks winning Super Yeah. But uh, anybody

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<v Speaker 1>got action on tonight's game? Um, I think we've been night? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I do, right, Okay, Seattle is getting two and a

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<v Speaker 1>half against the Rams. Bad, Larry, you what side you taken?

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<v Speaker 1>I have my one, two three, I have five one

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<v Speaker 1>unit pro But I thought this week was very tough. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>I got Seattle plus t two and a half, the

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<v Speaker 1>Steelers minus one. I'm just not full. And Denver hasn't

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<v Speaker 1>beating anybody. I'm not worried about Denver. Seahawks plus two

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<v Speaker 1>and a half, Steelers minus one, the Bears plus six,

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<v Speaker 1>the Titans minus three and a half. And I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>so sure about this one. But the Cards minus five,

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<v Speaker 1>they're all they're all one unit bets. Okay, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>uh dealing, what do you have? Um? Well, so Larry

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<v Speaker 1>we're actually an agreement. On tonight's game. I have Seahawks

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<v Speaker 1>plus two and a half against the Rams. Also, so

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<v Speaker 1>if you like changing your did you see bad Larry's

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<v Speaker 1>picks and you change your pen I've been riding this

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<v Speaker 1>Hawks all season, Okay, my team? Alright, alright, um? And

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<v Speaker 1>Dan said during the show today to don't bet against

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<v Speaker 1>Russell Wills. No, I don't like to butt against Russell Wills. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>So I've got that tonight. That's two units. I'm taking

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<v Speaker 1>the Chargers minus two against the Browns two units, um.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I've got to one unit bets with the

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<v Speaker 1>Texans plus eight and a half against the Patriots and

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<v Speaker 1>the Giants Cowboys under fifty two and a half. And

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<v Speaker 1>my big bet, three unit bet, it's the Saints minus

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<v Speaker 1>two against the football team. I noticed a trend. The

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<v Speaker 1>Saints have won every other game so far this year,

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<v Speaker 1>and they lost last week's Naturally, the reason would have

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<v Speaker 1>it they're probably gonna win this one. Uh. We got

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<v Speaker 1>ahead of ourselves just because of the game Thursday night. College,

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<v Speaker 1>bad layer, you got anything? College? What you go on?

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<v Speaker 1>Notre Dame this week? I have a three unit bet

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<v Speaker 1>on Notre Dame minus one if I'm going to the

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<v Speaker 1>Notre Dame wins. When I go to the game, you're

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<v Speaker 1>going back to that that watering hole again after last week?

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<v Speaker 1>Did this week I didn't have, Dylan, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>the game. Okay, then you have to be in Virginia.

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't go to the game if I didn't have

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<v Speaker 1>any money on it. So yeah, I got Notre Dame

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<v Speaker 1>minus one my only college Okay, big, big, big. That

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<v Speaker 1>is kind of fun funky line too. I know I

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<v Speaker 1>think it's supposed to rain there and under maybe I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just no, I'm just throwing it up there, Dylan. What's

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<v Speaker 1>your college bets? Um? So, I got four this week,

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<v Speaker 1>all two units since minus twenty nine against Temple, UM

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<v Speaker 1>Texas plus three and a half against Oklahoma and the

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<v Speaker 1>Red River showdown. Um I kind of liked them straight

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<v Speaker 1>up there too, but I'll stick with the points. Um

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<v Speaker 1>Arkansas Ole Miss over sixty seven, going hoping Old Miss

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<v Speaker 1>can actually score this week, which you know that'll probably

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<v Speaker 1>backfire as his tradition. And Ohio State minus twenty one

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<v Speaker 1>against Maryland. Maryland got killed by Iowa, and I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like Ohio States due to beat the crab out of

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<v Speaker 1>somebody again, what was your reaction to, Uh, the ten

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<v Speaker 1>legs parlay? The guy won a ten Yeah, there's they

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<v Speaker 1>like basically live streamed him sweating it out the whole

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<v Speaker 1>game too. Is the Chargers Raiders game. I think so

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<v Speaker 1>he just needed Chargers minus three or whatever to hit

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<v Speaker 1>the last leg of it, and that's it's a pretty

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<v Speaker 1>big roller coaster video. But there's a lot like I

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<v Speaker 1>see in the online all the time. There's just people

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<v Speaker 1>with like these fifteen leg parlays and they have like

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<v Speaker 1>one that you know they just need like the lions

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<v Speaker 1>down to win, like four hundred thousand dollars or something.

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<v Speaker 1>But maybe we'll get one of those in this year.

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<v Speaker 1>But but you like parlays, don't you learn? Um? I

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<v Speaker 1>do a couple with my son Johnny P. I let

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<v Speaker 1>him pick a couple every week. Um, but not fifteen legs,

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<v Speaker 1>four or five legs the most can you explain the

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<v Speaker 1>difference between a teaser and a parley? Parleys and just

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<v Speaker 1>some whatever the line is you have to win by

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<v Speaker 1>that line. Teasers three team teasers you get to adjust

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<v Speaker 1>each game by ten points. And I have one of

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<v Speaker 1>them this week. It's a five unit bed actually, Dan,

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<v Speaker 1>so while explain that while we're doing it. Um, I

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<v Speaker 1>had the under in the Jet game. I know the

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<v Speaker 1>game's in London. Those people over there like to see

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of field goals, so let's kick a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of field goals. I have under fifty six and a half.

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<v Speaker 1>In the Jets game. The line was fifty six line

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<v Speaker 1>with forty six and a half, so you get ten

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<v Speaker 1>points to adjust line. And I'm taking this kind of

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<v Speaker 1>going against Dylan a little bit. I'm taking Washington plus

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<v Speaker 1>eleven and a half against the Saints. Dylan, you can

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<v Speaker 1>win your Saint game. I don't care. Just don't just

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<v Speaker 1>don't blow me out. I I think it's not going

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<v Speaker 1>to be that close. I think the Saints steam roll them.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually I do, like to Taylor Enekey, I'm I'm I'm

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<v Speaker 1>in until Hinuchy though he's got moxie. But I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I just this seems like a perfect game for the

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<v Speaker 1>Saints to unload and then by Daniel think is a

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<v Speaker 1>big blowout. It's fine, fine, but then then the third

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<v Speaker 1>third leg of that is the Tampa Bay Bucks. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>just have to win the game and a half a point.

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<v Speaker 1>Night Recap three team t s for five units under

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<v Speaker 1>the jets Washington plus eleven and a half and Tampa

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<v Speaker 1>Bay minus a half. Okay, all right, well morales at

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<v Speaker 1>all time high and things are trending in the right direction.

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<v Speaker 1>Um yeah, Dylan again, good luck this week. Um yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you's get you in a plus com because I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>explode one of these weeks. We're gonna go like we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna five units pretty soon. I'm I'm fixing to explode too,

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<v Speaker 1>so yeah yeah, uh well hopefully not literally, but I

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<v Speaker 1>have a great weekend. There's always bad lair and Bill

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<v Speaker 1>and uh we'll talk to you next week. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks guys. By