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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast, Nicky Gazer. Here's Nikki. Hello, Here

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Speaker 1: I am, It's Nicki Glazer Podcast. Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 1: It's Tuesday. I am joined by Andrew Colin. Here in

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Speaker 1: Sat Louis, Missouri. Noah is in Arizona and my best

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Speaker 1: friend from high school. You've heard her on the podcast before.

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Speaker 1: Back by popular demand. She hops trains. She gets caught

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Speaker 1: eating sandwiches on trains. Is that why you were busted?

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Speaker 1: She shop lifts or maybe not anymore. Let's get an

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Speaker 1: update from her since her last appearance on the show

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Speaker 1: where I scolded her for breaking the law. She is back. Baby.

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Speaker 1: It's Taylor McGraw breaking the law. Taylor McGraw lawless, Taylor mcgrawless.

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Speaker 1: Oh I like that. How's it going, Taylor? Welcome to

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Speaker 1: the show. Thank you for having me. Thank you for

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Speaker 1: sporting a Nicki Glazer banging out tour hat that I

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Speaker 1: only did. We only did five, five or six states

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Speaker 1: of that tour. We got canceled. Yeah, man, we were

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Speaker 1: too fucking edgy on that. Yeah. The world shut down

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Speaker 1: because of how much edge we had. Yeah, they were like,

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Speaker 1: we gotta do something, We gotta kill a million people.

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Speaker 1: So they got to stop talking. Your number is way off.

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Speaker 1: It's way more than that. We were talking about nine

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Speaker 1: eleven according to our old that's an old. We are

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Speaker 1: one of the girls that used to work on our

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Speaker 1: show on Serious X. On one day I asked everyone, like,

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Speaker 1: how many people do you think that one eleven? She

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Speaker 1: said a million. It was so cute. She was like

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Speaker 1: born post nine eleven. So I guess it's okay. They

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Speaker 1: couldn't fit that many people on any building. Um no,

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Speaker 1: they couldn't forget how many people died to like, I

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Speaker 1: have to be reminded. I go into my Yeah, let's

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Speaker 1: make fun of how dumb you are? Four thousand. That's

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Speaker 1: very close. It was like two thousand nine or something

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Speaker 1: like that. It was almost three. They almost get hit

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Speaker 1: next year, next year, fingers cross. You want to hear

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Speaker 1: the weirdest thing you know him in nine eleven head.

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Speaker 1: Yesterday I was watching Frasier. You know, I'm on the

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Speaker 1: third episode. I'm serious, Andrew really want you to watch

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Speaker 1: that pilot episode and see if you drop a tear,

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Speaker 1: because it's it's about family and like things that last

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Speaker 1: put a different show, but we'll get into it. But really, okay,

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Speaker 1: we'll get into it. Let me just say I was

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Speaker 1: looking up the creators of Fraser to be like, who

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Speaker 1: made this brilliant show? And I'm going through the creators

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Speaker 1: producers and there's three names, and then check on one

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Speaker 1: of them. You're not like that, interest know, the opposite

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Speaker 1: of Osama bin Laden. His name was. We're just looking

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Speaker 1: up George who's the who's the guy disparaging? I was

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Speaker 1: thinking about the other John McKinnon, John McCain, goddamnit Rumsfeld? Oh,

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Speaker 1: Donald Rumsfeld. No, there was another guy that was behind

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Speaker 1: everything that George Bush would do, President Cheney. Cheney, And

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Speaker 1: I said, Don Rickles. What was his first name? Rick Rickles?

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Speaker 1: Channey did changes. I was saying a joke, but like

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Speaker 1: that was pretty damn close, Okay. UM. His name was

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Speaker 1: David Engele, David Angle, He creates. He was American screenwriter,

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Speaker 1: television producer. He won multiple Emmys for um. He created

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Speaker 1: the sitcoms Wings and Frasier. Angle and his wife Lynn,

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Speaker 1: both died heading home from their vacation on Cape cod Aboard.

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Speaker 1: American Airlines Flight eleven, the first plane to hit the

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Speaker 1: World Trade Center. So I'm looking at David Angles. I

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Speaker 1: didn't read that first. I just looked at like, oh,

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Speaker 1: was he still alive? Like I want to work with

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Speaker 1: this guy, you know, Like that's really why I was

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Speaker 1: looking it up. Who knew both your world? Well? Who

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Speaker 1: knew collision? First plane? Tower one? No footage, only one,

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Speaker 1: only one camp. There was no footage back that. There

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Speaker 1: was no like CCTV shot like at the World Trade Center.

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Speaker 1: So there's literally I think one or two maybe one

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Speaker 1: actual video of the first plane hitting the person that

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Speaker 1: could be in the second one. The second one was

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Speaker 1: when it's so fascinating this You don't get me started

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Speaker 1: on nine eleven. But we've already begotten it's already the town. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: a long time ago, but I'm back. I'm gonna go there.

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Speaker 1: I'm dying to any I would love an artifact from

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Speaker 1: nine eleven. I'll probably find you one. And I know

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Speaker 1: this is like fascination with you know, a morbid thing.

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Speaker 1: I'm admitting it is, I am. But you know what,

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Speaker 1: And then I go two one is this just random?

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Speaker 1: sadder for him. It's so funny. Did you see the

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Speaker 1: documentary of the woman that said she was there? The

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Speaker 1: woman who Yeah, maybe I like that comedian a lot. God,

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Speaker 1: what then is he's probably so glad? I can't remember

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Speaker 1: the only time a comedian has ever been glad, like

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Speaker 1: please don't say my name? Uh? I love him so much?

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Speaker 1: And reading his story about how and what what how

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Speaker 1: one you tell one person a lie just to seem

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Speaker 1: he didn't expect to be as famous as he or

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Speaker 1: maybe he did, but he didn't know. He didn't think

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Speaker 1: help that he said he was on the Titanic too.

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Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, the Challenger explosion, to which I

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Speaker 1: They were all of the people's parents that were in

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Speaker 1: the Challenger were on these bleachers and they were filming

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Speaker 1: first they're all just like still proud. It's so it's

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Speaker 1: gun control or maybe that's what it was. That's what

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Speaker 1: It was like I was one or two when it happened,

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Speaker 1: and we were watching on TV, and I go boom, boom, boom,

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Speaker 1: it go boom, and then we went to a memorial

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Speaker 1: Was just like I think that week, we don't know

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Speaker 1: parents didn't give up because I saw the story. Unless

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Speaker 1: like it, But are you Andrew. Wait to your age

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Speaker 1: gotta say, Um, I made eye contact with Miles Teller

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Speaker 1: at Um San Vincente Bungalows where they put a little

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Speaker 1: safest place for celebrities to be, even though they all

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Speaker 1: want to be seen. So freaking battle, what do you mean,

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Speaker 1: Like I only got it because no member, it's a

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Speaker 1: We're gonna all picture it now, like like at the moment,

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Speaker 1: it's just a sticker. I know how to take a

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Speaker 1: stick at it. It's so nuts like and they forcibly

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Speaker 1: back section where Spade was like, when you come here,

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Speaker 1: the back area. That's not the restaurant. It's like waiters

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Speaker 1: Like the first one was the Batman, right yeah, right,

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00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:28,040
Speaker 1: that was second clip drop of the show. Um. Yeah,

425
00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:30,480
Speaker 1: it was called the X two. It is And this

426
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:33,280
Speaker 1: is a common thing. I looked into it. People orgasm,

427
00:24:33,359 --> 00:24:36,760
Speaker 1: women orgasm from roller coasters. Why they shake? No, no, no,

428
00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:46,640
Speaker 1: it's like the g fource. Yeah. Yeah, the mock brought

429
00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:50,760
Speaker 1: home a c D and like eighteen hundred, like it

430
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:55,120
Speaker 1: was very early of the Macareno. I was way no, no,

431
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:59,280
Speaker 1: I'm just leaving. Um like like the nineteen eighties. I

432
00:24:59,359 --> 00:25:01,520
Speaker 1: knew about the mom grain of but you were the

433
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:10,399
Speaker 1: first person to get on board with the people and

434
00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:14,959
Speaker 1: they're like, he's from the future. That was that's how

435
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:20,359
Speaker 1: I took over the plane. Oh my god. Whatever I'm

436
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:21,960
Speaker 1: on a plane, I always think about how they did

437
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:25,520
Speaker 1: take over the plane. If you want to know. Yeah, yeah,

438
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:27,160
Speaker 1: they all of a sudden just stood up and all

439
00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:29,600
Speaker 1: screamed at each other, and then they you go from

440
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:31,760
Speaker 1: just being on a plane where it's like, how do

441
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:36,720
Speaker 1: we know that? Though, because they um a black box

442
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:38,920
Speaker 1: with the recording or something. I don't know about that part.

443
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,440
Speaker 1: There's one man who parachuted out to tell this story. No,

444
00:25:42,359 --> 00:25:46,360
Speaker 1: they because of you know, I witness counsel and they

445
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:49,680
Speaker 1: called because they were flying so low they could get

446
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:52,320
Speaker 1: a cell phone reception in two thousand one, and they

447
00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:53,840
Speaker 1: had those airplane bones that were in the back of

448
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:57,600
Speaker 1: the seats. Yeah, so I always think when I'm on

449
00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:00,399
Speaker 1: a plane, I'm kind of like looking at like who

450
00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:02,159
Speaker 1: is going to communicate? And they're all just going to

451
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:03,960
Speaker 1: stand up at once and just start stabbing people in

452
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,520
Speaker 1: the neck. Because that's kind of what they think happened.

453
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:09,480
Speaker 1: What did you think happens? I assume they would run

454
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:13,520
Speaker 1: up to the front and the actually but they had

455
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:16,120
Speaker 1: to disarm everyone else and kind of stabilized and get

456
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:18,720
Speaker 1: control of the back by causing I also didn't know.

457
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:21,040
Speaker 1: It's a lot of people. I guess I gotta redo,

458
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:24,159
Speaker 1: I gotta look at it was seven when they like

459
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:32,240
Speaker 1: a flash flash, mom slash eleven dude, Like people get

460
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:34,080
Speaker 1: up and like no, no, No, we're just a fun

461
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:36,040
Speaker 1: high school group. Wait can we just talk for it?

462
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:41,520
Speaker 1: So the X two roller coaster, the coolest part about

463
00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:44,480
Speaker 1: it is that you're strapped in and you're going up,

464
00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:47,280
Speaker 1: and as you're going up, you're going backwards up, so

465
00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:50,520
Speaker 1: you're facing the direction from what you're leaving. Okay, do

466
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:52,240
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. So you're sitting there facing

467
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:54,199
Speaker 1: the direction you're leaving. So then when you go to

468
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:56,600
Speaker 1: the very top, your legs, which are facing where you're

469
00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:59,239
Speaker 1: coming from, flip over your head. So it goes like this.

470
00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:01,200
Speaker 1: You're going up like us, these three legs dangling, and

471
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:02,800
Speaker 1: you're like, oh god, oh god, oh god. And then

472
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:04,240
Speaker 1: when you go over, it goes like this, and you

473
00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:07,800
Speaker 1: go and it just drops and it spins you around.

474
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:10,760
Speaker 1: So you were free flalling. It feels like you're you're

475
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:16,159
Speaker 1: flipping backwards and just flying backwards. And then that I

476
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:18,320
Speaker 1: got off the thing and I was like, we have

477
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:20,600
Speaker 1: to go back on. Like I understand why women fall

478
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:23,760
Speaker 1: in love with like roller coasters, because there are cases

479
00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:25,520
Speaker 1: of have you ever seen that you're into like the

480
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:31,679
Speaker 1: strange addiction thing. They're they're women that like wheels and stuff.

481
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:33,879
Speaker 1: No on My Strange Addiction, there was a guy that

482
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:39,679
Speaker 1: was sucking his car. Yes, yeah, the same thing. There's Chase.

483
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:43,880
Speaker 1: Did he actually yeah, what kind of car? Oh my god,

484
00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:47,159
Speaker 1: Taylor was signing us all these stranger but if the

485
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:50,720
Speaker 1: car's name was Chase and he was like, hey byby Chase.

486
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:56,760
Speaker 1: And from My Strange Addiction on TLC. And there's one

487
00:27:56,800 --> 00:28:00,760
Speaker 1: of this girl, the girl eating cute tips. I remember

488
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:03,720
Speaker 1: there was that one the metal that you would clean

489
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:06,440
Speaker 1: plates with that they would eat that like a chore.

490
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:13,879
Speaker 1: Boy boy, why did you say that like a debutan

491
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:19,720
Speaker 1: and that's what it's called. I think that you scu scrubby.

492
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:23,320
Speaker 1: They would eat that. That's not good. The ones I've

493
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:27,480
Speaker 1: seen as she just like eats the toilet paper and

494
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:29,320
Speaker 1: she just stick kind of like does this like you're

495
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:31,440
Speaker 1: turning the page of a book, and then she picks

496
00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:33,520
Speaker 1: up a pizza. I kind of get that one. And

497
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:36,000
Speaker 1: you were talking about how you hate how it like

498
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:39,440
Speaker 1: slips into her because it disappears and it's like a

499
00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:45,040
Speaker 1: snake's tangund her there and it just like it's like

500
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:47,560
Speaker 1: when like in that move in Tommy Boy, when her

501
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:50,600
Speaker 1: dress when when they're sending the things and his shirt

502
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:55,480
Speaker 1: flies off. Rob lows yea toilet paper disappears in this

503
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:59,680
Speaker 1: woman's mouth. Um so wait so so when he mirrors

504
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:03,920
Speaker 1: the car, was there like uh like? Was it slowly

505
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,000
Speaker 1: like an addiction? Or was he always into cars? How

506
00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:08,400
Speaker 1: does that he was just always polishing it or whatever,

507
00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:10,560
Speaker 1: and he liked it and he's gay but he can't

508
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:13,120
Speaker 1: admit it. I guess that's why the car is like

509
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:15,920
Speaker 1: he instead of falling in love with a person, That's

510
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:18,720
Speaker 1: why the And he says like my sexy Mayan and

511
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:20,800
Speaker 1: stuff when he kisses it. So I think he just

512
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:23,920
Speaker 1: I kissed my car. I go, well, I go like

513
00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:26,720
Speaker 1: it and stick it to thank it for its service. Ever,

514
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:32,960
Speaker 1: do you ever give your anatomical objects personalities? Or I

515
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:36,960
Speaker 1: guess so I'm Taylor. No, I've kissed my phone thinking

516
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:39,640
Speaker 1: it was Halsey. But yeah, but I've never kissed my

517
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:42,080
Speaker 1: car because I spray painted Halsey on top of it.

518
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:44,880
Speaker 1: You know she's into it for the metal. It sounds

519
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:48,360
Speaker 1: like my room is the only thing that has been

520
00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:55,120
Speaker 1: felt like a thing love to you like it sucks,

521
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:58,760
Speaker 1: literally click on it and make it drink over you.

522
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:01,400
Speaker 1: Well it you should put something on and make it like,

523
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:04,760
Speaker 1: bring it to you so it could be so cute. Um, yeah,

524
00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:07,400
Speaker 1: I think stuffed animals maybe, but things that have to

525
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:13,200
Speaker 1: already kind of seem like creatures. This reminds me a

526
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:19,520
Speaker 1: lot of a creature that it reminds me of the

527
00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:22,800
Speaker 1: other day, we Taylor came over to watch Dahmer because

528
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:24,240
Speaker 1: I was too scared to watch it on my own.

529
00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:28,200
Speaker 1: I literally so I tried to watch it alone because

530
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:30,680
Speaker 1: you guys know, I don't can't watch things alone. And

531
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:32,520
Speaker 1: then eventually I was like, I can't do this. And

532
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:34,160
Speaker 1: then I turned it off and I had Taylor and

533
00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:35,880
Speaker 1: Chris come over and we watched it all together. And

534
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:38,000
Speaker 1: I put it on and it said resume and I

535
00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:44,440
Speaker 1: said yes, And how far did I make it? Nothing happened.

536
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:50,640
Speaker 1: It was just like, don't that's it. It was enough

537
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:52,840
Speaker 1: for me because I couldn't remember in that moment. Oh wait,

538
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,160
Speaker 1: I thought he only killed men, but maybe he's gotting

539
00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:57,120
Speaker 1: to kill this black woman. And I was like I

540
00:30:57,120 --> 00:31:00,360
Speaker 1: couldn't take it. Um. But last night I walked watched

541
00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:03,880
Speaker 1: of our long interview with him and his dad on Dateline.

542
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:05,760
Speaker 1: Have you seen that yet? It's so good? And that

543
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:10,880
Speaker 1: actor who plays Dahmer is so good. It is a dent.

544
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:15,160
Speaker 1: The way he talked, I watched the first episode. Are

545
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:18,400
Speaker 1: you more afraid of the moment that it's on TV?

546
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:21,240
Speaker 1: Are you thinking when you're gonna be alone? Now? The

547
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:23,280
Speaker 1: moment it's on TV, I'm not scared of later on.

548
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:26,080
Speaker 1: I it's a weird thing. Taylor is the same way

549
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:28,040
Speaker 1: we started watching it, we go why are we doing this?

550
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:29,720
Speaker 1: It was like being on a roller coaster and being like,

551
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:33,640
Speaker 1: why did I get on this? Because Taylor and I

552
00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:36,840
Speaker 1: love to read about murders. We love to hear descriptions

553
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:39,600
Speaker 1: of it. We love to hear eyewitness testimony, We love

554
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:43,800
Speaker 1: every detail, every mind correct saying this. I don't find

555
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:47,720
Speaker 1: any dramatization. I don't want to see. Sometimes I'll watch

556
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:49,600
Speaker 1: footage of it, the real thing, if it happened. If

557
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:52,480
Speaker 1: there's like an accident that happened. Are people jumping out

558
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:53,760
Speaker 1: of the trade center? I want to see that, But

559
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:57,520
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't want to see United seventy seven

560
00:31:57,600 --> 00:31:59,920
Speaker 1: or whatever that movie was that came out about. I

561
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:03,080
Speaker 1: don't want to watch anything any drumm. It scares the

562
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:05,120
Speaker 1: funk out of me. But for some reason I love

563
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:08,200
Speaker 1: reading about it, I will watch, I will, I'll I

564
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:11,360
Speaker 1: don't know why, but I had to watch it through

565
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:13,240
Speaker 1: my hands the entire time. It was a miserable. It

566
00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:15,400
Speaker 1: was a miserable viewing experience, and I can't wait to

567
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:19,120
Speaker 1: get back into it off like thinking about fish guts.

568
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:22,719
Speaker 1: That was funny. We kept like fast forwarding because we

569
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:24,640
Speaker 1: were like, okay, we get it. He's gonna kill this hitchhiker.

570
00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:26,600
Speaker 1: So we saw like him like seduce the hitchhiker and

571
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:28,920
Speaker 1: then the drekerates the car, and I was like, as

572
00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:30,680
Speaker 1: soon as Chris left, because Chris doesn't like when I

573
00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:32,800
Speaker 1: do this, But as soon as he left, I was like,

574
00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:34,400
Speaker 1: can we just fast forward it Taylor? And she was

575
00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:36,400
Speaker 1: like yes, so we could just see it on the bottom.

576
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:39,120
Speaker 1: We saw the screenshots that we could see after he

577
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:41,840
Speaker 1: bludgeons him and then he's strangling him, and we're like, okay, good,

578
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:43,560
Speaker 1: let's get to the You're fine with the murder as

579
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:48,120
Speaker 1: long as it's fast and quiet the screenshots of it.

580
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:52,360
Speaker 1: I don't mind pictures. I just don't want ominous music

581
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:54,280
Speaker 1: that really bums me out. I just don't like to

582
00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:56,560
Speaker 1: be manipulated, and I don't like jump scares and we

583
00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:58,600
Speaker 1: don't like how it was slow, like you know what's

584
00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:01,960
Speaker 1: going to happen, and they're like the slowness of that

585
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:05,240
Speaker 1: fucking show I wanted to watch. Why don't you turn

586
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:07,160
Speaker 1: the volume of the TV off and just put on

587
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:11,040
Speaker 1: the yaketyak you know you want to be scared? Like

588
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:17,280
Speaker 1: depending on what is that music? Totally get to get

589
00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:19,320
Speaker 1: the Benny Hill, you know, I mean that would be fun,

590
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:22,000
Speaker 1: like he cut her head off and get you. If

591
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,680
Speaker 1: you put scary things on mute, it really does help.

592
00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:28,040
Speaker 1: Uh you watch it like when I when I close

593
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:30,880
Speaker 1: my ears when I'm watching something scary, I can watch anything.

594
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:33,440
Speaker 1: It's very bizarre. It's the same way I watched my

595
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:35,520
Speaker 1: stand up to be honest with you, When I'm watching,

596
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:37,640
Speaker 1: I can see my lips move and know what I'm

597
00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:39,200
Speaker 1: what bit him on. But I don't want to hear.

598
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:43,920
Speaker 1: I like watching myself. I cannot stand hearing myself with

599
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,920
Speaker 1: the watching It's like, what does that mean? Am I autistic? No?

600
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:50,480
Speaker 1: I get what You're get to the next newstistic let's

601
00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:57,040
Speaker 1: find out Okay, Well, um, researchers find that mine wandering

602
00:33:57,400 --> 00:34:00,920
Speaker 1: isn't a consequence of our happiness, it's the cause of it.

603
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:05,600
Speaker 1: So mind wandering accounts for half of our waking hours.

604
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:09,080
Speaker 1: The only activity that consistently kept people's minds locked in

605
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:13,440
Speaker 1: the present moment was sex. People were less happy when

606
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:17,640
Speaker 1: their minds wandered, and this mood depressant held true across

607
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:21,560
Speaker 1: the board, even that it was the cause of our happiness.

608
00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:29,399
Speaker 1: It's the cause of our unhappiness. Happiness I did. Sorry, Um, yeah,

609
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:32,160
Speaker 1: we all of us. He was. He was cultivating his

610
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:35,120
Speaker 1: own unhappiness while you were reading. Okay, yes, so mind

611
00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:39,319
Speaker 1: wandering is not the it's not the because of a consequence,

612
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:41,440
Speaker 1: it's cause of it, right, Like, you're not trying to

613
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:46,319
Speaker 1: tune out your world as a result of unhappiness, but

614
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:52,400
Speaker 1: the act of mind wandering creates unhappiness. Yes, yes, so

615
00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:55,200
Speaker 1: you're just saying present. I like the whole idea of

616
00:34:56,680 --> 00:35:02,280
Speaker 1: thoughts are Yeah, thoughts are the source of everything bad

617
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:06,640
Speaker 1: if it's stuff. That's what I really liked about not

618
00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:09,160
Speaker 1: being able to talk, because it was like I had to.

619
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:14,720
Speaker 1: It was the first time since meditating regularly that I

620
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:18,040
Speaker 1: was able because every thought that I had, I had

621
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:21,400
Speaker 1: to go. Should I get out my phone and type

622
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:23,440
Speaker 1: this in? Usually when you have a thought, you just

623
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:25,640
Speaker 1: say it. Like there's really there's a very few times

624
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:28,040
Speaker 1: where you unless you're like really worried about telling someone

625
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:29,640
Speaker 1: something or something, there's a few times where you have

626
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:33,640
Speaker 1: a a moment before you think and then you talk.

627
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:36,719
Speaker 1: It's just so immediate where you just like say you know.

628
00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:38,440
Speaker 1: And this was the first time where I was like,

629
00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:42,680
Speaker 1: every thought I had had to go is should you

630
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:45,680
Speaker 1: write this? And it's so weird that you realize, like

631
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:48,600
Speaker 1: how many fucking thoughts you have that are so stupid.

632
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,000
Speaker 1: I heard Sam Harris say that I loved he goes.

633
00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:55,160
Speaker 1: You know, his reason for like people needing to meditate

634
00:35:55,239 --> 00:35:58,279
Speaker 1: is that your thoughts, your constant thoughts that are going

635
00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:00,640
Speaker 1: on to matteral like you're having thoughts right now, like

636
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:04,279
Speaker 1: we all are right now. They are. Imagine the most

637
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:09,239
Speaker 1: boring person following you around all day long and never

638
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:13,520
Speaker 1: leaving you alone and and just narrating every the most

639
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:16,080
Speaker 1: boring thing you can possibly think, because most of our

640
00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:19,560
Speaker 1: thoughts are like where did I put that over there?

641
00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:22,319
Speaker 1: Like it's so funny to think of your thoughts as

642
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:25,080
Speaker 1: like a guy that's just like leave me the funk alone.

643
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:27,200
Speaker 1: And if you're able to look at it like that,

644
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:30,359
Speaker 1: you're able to ignore the thoughts and instead of being

645
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:35,120
Speaker 1: completely uh captivated by them and held captive by them,

646
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:37,279
Speaker 1: because if you don't know that your thoughts are not

647
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:40,200
Speaker 1: things outside of yourself, you think your thoughts are you.

648
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:44,000
Speaker 1: But thoughts are things, Nikki, They're not. Your thoughts are things.

649
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:46,640
Speaker 1: That was Carla. I think Sam Harris also said, uh,

650
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:49,840
Speaker 1: I think it was him about how Oh no, it

651
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:54,959
Speaker 1: wasn't him, but the idea that like yeah, right, yeah,

652
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:58,279
Speaker 1: well I thought of like oh, I might die in

653
00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:00,680
Speaker 1: a car wreck in tomorrow or ow right, and then

654
00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:02,520
Speaker 1: you're like, funk, I don't want to drive. I'm worried

655
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:04,919
Speaker 1: about this car wreck. I'm gonna die in the car wreck.

656
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:08,600
Speaker 1: Is the same exact kind of a thought as like oh,

657
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:11,520
Speaker 1: they're like they're the hedgehogs in that room or whatever.

658
00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:15,440
Speaker 1: Like the most mundane thought should be treated, the scariest

659
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:18,920
Speaker 1: thought should be treated exactly like them too much important,

660
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,120
Speaker 1: which is like really like help my brain, like think

661
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:23,719
Speaker 1: of things like oh, even the darkest ship should be

662
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:27,760
Speaker 1: like light switch thing. It's almost like that, like treat

663
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:29,880
Speaker 1: everything with the same like I know I'm going to

664
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:31,480
Speaker 1: click on this light switch. I don't need to go

665
00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:35,080
Speaker 1: like is this gonna work? Like will the light switch

666
00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:36,680
Speaker 1: turn on? You just turn it on, because you just

667
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:39,719
Speaker 1: know you treat, if you treat, if you learn how

668
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:42,600
Speaker 1: to treat, everything like that with not as much like

669
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:48,440
Speaker 1: but when there's more variables, right, Like, when there's more

670
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:50,880
Speaker 1: variable that's when our brain starts. See, that's when our

671
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:54,080
Speaker 1: brain really starts going fucking nuts, when like this can happen,

672
00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:56,120
Speaker 1: or this can happen, or with a light switch, you

673
00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:58,279
Speaker 1: just know it's like, what's gonna hold me back from

674
00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:00,840
Speaker 1: turning on a light switch? Like, yes, like how many variables?

675
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:03,160
Speaker 1: But if you think about the voice in your head,

676
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:05,719
Speaker 1: is not you that that those thoughts coming through are

677
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:08,439
Speaker 1: not those are not you coming up with them. They're

678
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:11,600
Speaker 1: just showing up, And if you're able to really accept

679
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:14,240
Speaker 1: that in your heart, then you can like let them go. Taylor,

680
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:17,719
Speaker 1: do you have like wandering thoughts a lot? Yeah? What

681
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:20,560
Speaker 1: were you thinking about? There's a signer where there that

682
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:23,799
Speaker 1: says never stop improving on the hospital and it has

683
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:26,600
Speaker 1: people in the face mask. But I just thought that's

684
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:30,320
Speaker 1: the same as never stopped improving, and I should steal

685
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:36,520
Speaker 1: it for nicky seeing my thoughts are good. That's funny.

686
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:40,080
Speaker 1: I was like, maybe it's not disposing funny, it's the

687
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:48,960
Speaker 1: exact same improving, never stopped improving, improving the construction, so

688
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:51,960
Speaker 1: they're probably yeah, so they're like they're making a comment

689
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:55,320
Speaker 1: about the hospitals never stopped approving, and thus we're under construction.

690
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:57,640
Speaker 1: So like that's kind of what you know, which is

691
00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:01,360
Speaker 1: also improving if they're constructed. Like, that's so funny. I

692
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:04,520
Speaker 1: get it for you. So no people need to know

693
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:07,759
Speaker 1: that the hospitals do not steal anything. For me, this

694
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:15,720
Speaker 1: is It's not like back in the day they gallery

695
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:18,880
Speaker 1: a mall and go to Abercrombie or Limited and I

696
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:20,359
Speaker 1: used to hold up of an aclace and be like,

697
00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:23,520
Speaker 1: I like this, And then you said you liked my

698
00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:27,000
Speaker 1: idea about the sign. I like that. That was like

699
00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:35,600
Speaker 1: that you nick If that I would, I actually wouldn't mind.

700
00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:40,520
Speaker 1: But please don't getting around no one putting that sign

701
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:43,239
Speaker 1: up that anyone wants to steal it. You want to

702
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:47,440
Speaker 1: start and try to do better. I like the idea

703
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:51,160
Speaker 1: of you stealing signs that no one stole. Can we

704
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:57,200
Speaker 1: get an update? I stole some sillium husk? What's that

705
00:39:57,560 --> 00:40:00,520
Speaker 1: it makes you poop? I didn't have any man any

706
00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:04,360
Speaker 1: where did you good hold paycheck? And what did you hope?

707
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:07,880
Speaker 1: I'm not spending weight? So you went in Whole Foods

708
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:11,319
Speaker 1: and you got to walk out with nothing and holding

709
00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:14,400
Speaker 1: walked out with nothing? What and they have a security

710
00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:18,520
Speaker 1: and the deodorant can how did you do it? Do

711
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:20,759
Speaker 1: you just like put it in a basket and then yeah,

712
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:22,239
Speaker 1: I put my bag in the back. Well, I'm gonna

713
00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:27,160
Speaker 1: get in trouble for this. She's on tape and everyone

714
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:30,279
Speaker 1: knows that. Can I ask when when you stole this

715
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:34,560
Speaker 1: stuff that helps you? Allegedly? Did you allegedly that you did? Um?

716
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:38,600
Speaker 1: For sure? Um? Did you have to poop when you

717
00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:41,319
Speaker 1: were like? Was it like it helps you later? No,

718
00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:43,839
Speaker 1: but I'm saying you need it. Yeah, you needed it.

719
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:46,560
Speaker 1: And I didn't have any money at that time, so

720
00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:49,320
Speaker 1: it was like a double like IM money. A cigarette

721
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:58,640
Speaker 1: I don't row came over and yeah, cigarettes, that's true.

722
00:40:58,719 --> 00:41:00,840
Speaker 1: That would be more than selenny that I pooped. I

723
00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:09,600
Speaker 1: can get a job of selenium, husk, cidium, silium and

724
00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:12,279
Speaker 1: you just take it and it's a fiber and it

725
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:15,719
Speaker 1: makes you poop. Okay, it works great, all right? So

726
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:18,000
Speaker 1: that was the last thing you stole. How I don't

727
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:24,279
Speaker 1: mind that stuff. That's a necessity that he told He

728
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:26,719
Speaker 1: used to tell people on WTF back in the day.

729
00:41:26,719 --> 00:41:28,279
Speaker 1: I'm sure they've removed it all, but he used to

730
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:31,200
Speaker 1: tell people steal from whole foods. Oh, I tell people

731
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:35,160
Speaker 1: right now, steal from I don't want people to get

732
00:41:35,239 --> 00:41:39,480
Speaker 1: caught and have a record and that they don't chase you. Well,

733
00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:42,719
Speaker 1: let me not tell anybody any bad advice. Nothing gets

734
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:46,040
Speaker 1: there's no alarm. Huh. I guess there wouldn't be on

735
00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:51,600
Speaker 1: the not on the laxative fiber. That's a good point.

736
00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:54,160
Speaker 1: But that's how I got busted. Like, I got a

737
00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:55,680
Speaker 1: bunch of things that I thought didn't have alarms in

738
00:41:55,719 --> 00:41:58,239
Speaker 1: them because they were so shitty, But they knew that

739
00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:00,000
Speaker 1: I was going to get them because I hid them

740
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:03,120
Speaker 1: the day before to come back and get the next day. Yeah,

741
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:05,400
Speaker 1: I like, I got a pile of stuff that's going

742
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:07,799
Speaker 1: to do it because my friend just because I wasn't

743
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:10,440
Speaker 1: able to double check all of the tags to make sure,

744
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:12,520
Speaker 1: because I wanted to go in the dressing room and

745
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:14,680
Speaker 1: make sure all the things that I thought were tag less.

746
00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:16,200
Speaker 1: And then the next day when I came back and

747
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:17,759
Speaker 1: got the pile, I forgot to double check. I was

748
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:19,120
Speaker 1: just like, oh, these are good to go, and then

749
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:21,280
Speaker 1: I just walked out. So they tagged in the meantime.

750
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:23,880
Speaker 1: I think maybe they knew or something, like I was

751
00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:26,600
Speaker 1: stashing it like at a squirrel returning for her harvest,

752
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:28,680
Speaker 1: like I buried an acorn to come get in a

753
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:31,120
Speaker 1: couple of weeks. Pretty much, this was like give like

754
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:35,640
Speaker 1: rhoda sign, like I will come back. Really glad I

755
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:38,480
Speaker 1: got busted that day. I am so grateful because I

756
00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:40,319
Speaker 1: would have been busted another time and I would have

757
00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:42,880
Speaker 1: been arrested. Like I was just lucky that that woman

758
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:44,160
Speaker 1: had had a long day and she was like, I

759
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:46,000
Speaker 1: don't want to deal with the cops. I'm sending your

760
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:47,760
Speaker 1: idea to corporate. I don't know what's going to happen,

761
00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:50,440
Speaker 1: but you're you're lucky today because I have just had it.

762
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:53,600
Speaker 1: And I was like, I'll never do what. I'll never steal,

763
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:56,400
Speaker 1: and I never did try anything. I think, Yeah, I

764
00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:59,799
Speaker 1: guess the most stolen things are necessity things like that's right,

765
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:06,880
Speaker 1: the razors are always in that like eyelashes and everything.

766
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:08,680
Speaker 1: I have to press a little button and I just

767
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:10,640
Speaker 1: rip it off. I mean, I told our listeners, just

768
00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:12,880
Speaker 1: rip it off. If you're gonna buy it, just rip it,

769
00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:14,960
Speaker 1: even though you're gonna look like you're about to steal.

770
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:17,799
Speaker 1: And because sometimes the CVS employee there's no one there,

771
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:21,360
Speaker 1: you have to puss a little button. Just rip it off.

772
00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:24,960
Speaker 1: Like if there's eyelashes or eyelash glue, like a makeup

773
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,000
Speaker 1: thing that's behind a case or has like a lock

774
00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:29,120
Speaker 1: on the top, you can kind of rip it instead

775
00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:31,880
Speaker 1: of like, you know, politely pulling it off. All right,

776
00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:33,040
Speaker 1: we gotta go to break and we'll come back with

777
00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:40,400
Speaker 1: Reddit dumb. All right, it's time for Reddit Dump karaoke mode.

778
00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:50,280
Speaker 1: This is your Reddit dumb. Okay. I loved um. Okay,

779
00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:52,360
Speaker 1: So this actually kind of reminded me of what you

780
00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:53,799
Speaker 1: were saying before, and I was going to reference it,

781
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:56,360
Speaker 1: and I said, I'll wait. So it's from No Stupid

782
00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:58,440
Speaker 1: Questions on Reddit. That's the subreddit, and it says why

783
00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:01,000
Speaker 1: is everyone either super chill or is plane in denial

784
00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:06,480
Speaker 1: about the clearly elevated risk of nuclear war? Um? And

785
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:11,000
Speaker 1: then I loved this quote from George Orwell from four.

786
00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:13,160
Speaker 1: Let me see if I can find it. He said,

787
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:16,120
Speaker 1: oh no, sorry, it was C. S. Lewis comments from

788
00:44:17,719 --> 00:44:21,360
Speaker 1: I didn't read that very closely. I just saw and

789
00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:28,000
Speaker 1: I was like, oh um, yeah, oh god. So he said,

790
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:30,239
Speaker 1: in one way, we think a great deal too much

791
00:44:30,239 --> 00:44:32,080
Speaker 1: about the atomic bomb. How are we going to live

792
00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:34,839
Speaker 1: in an atomic age? I attempted to reply, Why, as

793
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:36,600
Speaker 1: you would have lived in the sixteenth century when the

794
00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:39,160
Speaker 1: plague visited London almost every year, or as you would

795
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:41,640
Speaker 1: have lived in a Viking age, when raiders from Scandinavia

796
00:44:41,719 --> 00:44:44,240
Speaker 1: might land and cut your throat at any night, Or indeed,

797
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:46,160
Speaker 1: as you are already living in an age of cancer,

798
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:49,000
Speaker 1: an age of civilis, an age of paralysis, and age

799
00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:51,439
Speaker 1: of air raids, and age of railway accidents, an age

800
00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:55,560
Speaker 1: of motorcycle accident. I was going to say that, in

801
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:59,040
Speaker 1: other words, do not let us begin by exaggerating the

802
00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:02,359
Speaker 1: novelty of our city suation. Believe me, dear Sarah Madam,

803
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:05,040
Speaker 1: you and all who have you and all of whom

804
00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:07,600
Speaker 1: you love were already sentenced to death before the atomic

805
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:10,000
Speaker 1: bomb was invented, and quite a high percentage of us

806
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:13,000
Speaker 1: were going to die in unpleasant ways. We had indeed

807
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:17,000
Speaker 1: one very great advantage over our ancestors anesthetics. But we have,

808
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:20,000
Speaker 1: but we have that still, it is perfectly ridiculous to

809
00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:23,040
Speaker 1: go about whimpering and drawing long faces, because the scientists

810
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:25,480
Speaker 1: have added one more chance of painful and premature death

811
00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:28,239
Speaker 1: to a world which already bristled with such chances, and

812
00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:30,200
Speaker 1: in which death itself was not a chance at all,

813
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:33,120
Speaker 1: but a certainty. This is the first point to be made,

814
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:35,160
Speaker 1: and the first action to be taken is to pull

815
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:37,640
Speaker 1: ourselves together. If we're all going to be destroyed by

816
00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:40,360
Speaker 1: an atomic bomb, let that bomb when it comes find

817
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:44,360
Speaker 1: us doing sensible and human things praying, working, teaching, reading, podcasting,

818
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:48,040
Speaker 1: listening to music, bathing, the children playing tennis, chatting to

819
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:50,080
Speaker 1: our friends that were a point in a game of darts,

820
00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:53,399
Speaker 1: not huddled together like frightened shape, and thinking about funk

821
00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:57,000
Speaker 1: I lost it? Where did it go? It'd be funny

822
00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:02,840
Speaker 1: if that's how jf and then came out quote to

823
00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:04,520
Speaker 1: find the rest because it just went away. I love

824
00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:07,719
Speaker 1: you reading that, though I felt I felt very inspired

825
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:10,920
Speaker 1: to not give a fund for me last night too,

826
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,319
Speaker 1: because nuclear war was one of my top fears as

827
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:14,759
Speaker 1: a child, like I used to not be able to

828
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:16,480
Speaker 1: sleep at night, and I would go down and sleep

829
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:18,759
Speaker 1: in my parents room, thinking if I somehow with them

830
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:20,840
Speaker 1: it would not happen as much or I would like

831
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:23,720
Speaker 1: I thought about Pompeii, like how everyone's frozen in ash

832
00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:26,080
Speaker 1: and like it's always nice when you see like a dog,

833
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:28,879
Speaker 1: a guy with his dog, or you know, two people

834
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:32,239
Speaker 1: together clutching. And I always wanted, like when when I

835
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:34,640
Speaker 1: was found by aliens in the future, like I wanted

836
00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:36,480
Speaker 1: to be with my parents, like on the floor watching

837
00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:39,880
Speaker 1: jay Let. I love the idea of you bringing a

838
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:42,960
Speaker 1: Pompey person into your botox place and be like I

839
00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:46,759
Speaker 1: want this, give me Wait, what do you mean, like

840
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:53,880
Speaker 1: the frozen face like everything, Yeah, yeah, the twisted dog.

841
00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:59,080
Speaker 1: I think what it is is like I think, well,

842
00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:01,440
Speaker 1: the Viking stuff. You know, if you were back in

843
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:04,440
Speaker 1: the day, you don't, You don't really you you wouldn't

844
00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:06,200
Speaker 1: know because it never happened to you before to be

845
00:47:06,239 --> 00:47:08,880
Speaker 1: afraid of it, you know, unless like a long story

846
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:13,120
Speaker 1: of like someone told it, like people would like rape

847
00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:17,279
Speaker 1: and pillage, you know, but it is true, like there's

848
00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:20,040
Speaker 1: a there's we're all going to die, which sucks, and

849
00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:21,920
Speaker 1: when you have to remember that. My point is I

850
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:24,640
Speaker 1: think you're we're not as we're not that afraid of

851
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:28,680
Speaker 1: atomic bombs because they're not they're dropped once every and

852
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:31,480
Speaker 1: by us. We should be it's like elevated and it

853
00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:34,279
Speaker 1: could happen. It's it's getting to the point of like it.

854
00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:36,640
Speaker 1: But then why But yeah, but I guess their point

855
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:39,879
Speaker 1: about cancer getting in tomorrow, well that's what happened when

856
00:47:40,239 --> 00:47:43,880
Speaker 1: because I really was going through so much anxiety, more

857
00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:46,839
Speaker 1: than I've ever had in my life, couldn't sleep at night,

858
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:49,279
Speaker 1: was just it was ruining my life. In eighth grade

859
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:54,680
Speaker 1: because my teacher, Mrs Kennon, she showed us, Um, I

860
00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:56,759
Speaker 1: don't know we do that voice, but we it just

861
00:47:56,800 --> 00:48:03,200
Speaker 1: seems fitting. Um, So she showed us the movie we

862
00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:10,919
Speaker 1: were like one of the book Z for Zachariah, which

863
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:12,600
Speaker 1: is about a girl that is the only person left

864
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:15,600
Speaker 1: after a nuclear war. And then too, you know, you

865
00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:18,040
Speaker 1: know when they find other things to show you that

866
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:20,400
Speaker 1: go along with the book to like, you know, make

867
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:22,200
Speaker 1: it resonate. She was like, oh, I should show these

868
00:48:22,239 --> 00:48:24,799
Speaker 1: kids The Day After Tomorrow, which was a film from

869
00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:27,880
Speaker 1: the nineteen eighties. I'm guessing that, um, a lot of

870
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:31,040
Speaker 1: people in the eighties are scarred by I think I

871
00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:33,279
Speaker 1: missed it in the eighties because I wasn't old enough,

872
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:36,239
Speaker 1: but then Miss Cannon brought it back to scare us.

873
00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:38,279
Speaker 1: So I have the same trauma as a lot of

874
00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:40,320
Speaker 1: people that grew up in that were born in the seventies.

875
00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:44,520
Speaker 1: Half from four, Um, sorry it was not. It was

876
00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:47,719
Speaker 1: the not the day after tomorrow? Was m Dr Strange?

877
00:48:47,760 --> 00:48:52,600
Speaker 1: That was the Jake Jillen hall One talking about look

878
00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:59,440
Speaker 1: up nuclear war minis or timetime movie. You Dad, I

879
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:01,720
Speaker 1: like a guy I wanted to marry in atomic bomb?

880
00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:10,520
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, was it the day after? The day after? Sorry,

881
00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:13,520
Speaker 1: the day after? And it was so scary. So it's

882
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:16,799
Speaker 1: funny because I one time on Chris's radio show, people

883
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:19,000
Speaker 1: were calling out of things they were scared of, and uh,

884
00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:21,000
Speaker 1: a lot of people that were born in the seventies

885
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:24,480
Speaker 1: were saying the day after that movie aired, but Miss

886
00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:26,840
Speaker 1: Cannon drudged it up. We showed it to our class,

887
00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:29,480
Speaker 1: and I was traumatized because of the nuclear bomb would

888
00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:31,880
Speaker 1: hit and then all these people in Lawrence, Kansas, of

889
00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:34,360
Speaker 1: all places, is where I end up going to college, survived,

890
00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:36,600
Speaker 1: but when the nuclear bomb hit, there would be just

891
00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:38,759
Speaker 1: flat and then there would be skeletons that would just

892
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:45,759
Speaker 1: be frozen, Like, hey, it's just smiling skeletons like and

893
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,720
Speaker 1: I was so scared that I was gonna be frozen

894
00:49:48,760 --> 00:49:51,160
Speaker 1: and there and I and then I went down to

895
00:49:51,239 --> 00:49:53,279
Speaker 1: my debt. I remember I was getting some point where

896
00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:54,600
Speaker 1: my parents were talking about going to take me to

897
00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:57,480
Speaker 1: see a psychologist, which was just like a specialist, because

898
00:49:57,480 --> 00:49:59,920
Speaker 1: I couldn't sleep on it was I was going in

899
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,359
Speaker 1: to ninth grade. I was sleeping on their floor four

900
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:05,719
Speaker 1: nights a week, maybe pulling out the gymnastics matt from

901
00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:07,719
Speaker 1: under their bed and like making a bed while that

902
00:50:07,840 --> 00:50:11,160
Speaker 1: Yaylanta was on like talking about that apparently and that

903
00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:17,160
Speaker 1: team Grant and war like I'm gonna go, I'm fine now.

904
00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:19,480
Speaker 1: And I remember one time and I would always knock

905
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:21,880
Speaker 1: because I knew that they might be having sc X,

906
00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:24,400
Speaker 1: and I like, I just didn't want to walk in,

907
00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:27,040
Speaker 1: so it knock, and I just hear my mom go what,

908
00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:29,440
Speaker 1: And I could hear like that was she was clearly

909
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:37,160
Speaker 1: getting penetrated and incopulation mode with my dad. So I

910
00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:38,880
Speaker 1: would go, I would creak open the door and go.

911
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:42,440
Speaker 1: I remember being so ashamed at like happy because I

912
00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:44,960
Speaker 1: would open the door and then my dad would go what, Nikki,

913
00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:48,680
Speaker 1: And I go, I'm scared, and they go, of what

914
00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:50,920
Speaker 1: and their faces are like a pillow, you know, just

915
00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:54,040
Speaker 1: like what. And I remember being like a nuclear war.

916
00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:55,840
Speaker 1: And this was when I was hadn't admitted to them

917
00:50:55,920 --> 00:50:57,920
Speaker 1: yet because it was just too embarrassing because it just

918
00:50:58,080 --> 00:51:00,120
Speaker 1: was like what is that. I didn't even talk off

919
00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:02,160
Speaker 1: to them about it, and my dad goes, what are

920
00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:04,480
Speaker 1: you talking about? I go, I'm just scared that someone's

921
00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:06,640
Speaker 1: gonna push a button and then my life is going

922
00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:08,919
Speaker 1: to be over and everything's gone. And my dad goes,

923
00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:13,000
Speaker 1: there is nothing you can do about it. There's nothing.

924
00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:16,120
Speaker 1: What are you gonna do? There's nothing, there's even if

925
00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:18,759
Speaker 1: you wanted to, there's nothing you can do. And I

926
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:23,319
Speaker 1: just remember being like I remember the just going like

927
00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:25,680
Speaker 1: like shutting the door and being like, I'm done. I

928
00:51:25,719 --> 00:51:28,080
Speaker 1: don't have to worry about it anymore. Like it really

929
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:30,719
Speaker 1: was the greatest gift to give me as a kid,

930
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:33,520
Speaker 1: to be like because the worry was what can I do?

931
00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:37,040
Speaker 1: And when you were when you were given up anything,

932
00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:39,040
Speaker 1: it's it's kind of like, you know, I was reading

933
00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:44,480
Speaker 1: about um girls being kidnapped and they eventually just give

934
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:46,239
Speaker 1: up and then they can go in public and they

935
00:51:46,239 --> 00:51:49,640
Speaker 1: work places and people are like, you were working at

936
00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:52,160
Speaker 1: his laundry mat. The guy that capted captured you when

937
00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:55,080
Speaker 1: you're thirteen and pregnant to do and you, you know,

938
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:57,200
Speaker 1: change you up for ten years and then you're twenty

939
00:51:57,320 --> 00:51:59,759
Speaker 1: three and you're working at his laundrymat and you don't

940
00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:02,719
Speaker 1: say anything to anyone. And she's just like, I gave up,

941
00:52:03,080 --> 00:52:06,680
Speaker 1: you know, like I wasn't enjoying it. Don't ever misconstrue

942
00:52:06,719 --> 00:52:09,640
Speaker 1: this with like Stockholm and syndrome, where I was like

943
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:13,839
Speaker 1: I liked it. I just gave up, like completely, and

944
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:20,239
Speaker 1: um it kind of felt the same way. Yeah, um, okay.

945
00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:23,080
Speaker 1: This is another one from No Stupid Questions. It says,

946
00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:25,600
Speaker 1: am I the only kid who as a kid, am

947
00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:28,080
Speaker 1: I the only one who, as a kid had random

948
00:52:28,160 --> 00:52:32,279
Speaker 1: moments of I will remember this and subsequently reason and

949
00:52:32,320 --> 00:52:36,560
Speaker 1: subsequently remember mundane things twenty years later, Like I distinctly

950
00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:38,920
Speaker 1: remember standing at a bus stop with a Mars advert

951
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:41,640
Speaker 1: on a completely regular day and saying to myself, I'll

952
00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:44,760
Speaker 1: remember this. I'm guessing they said I'll remember this because

953
00:52:44,760 --> 00:52:47,719
Speaker 1: it was an advert, and I do. Why is this

954
00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:49,759
Speaker 1: a universal experience? If so, what do you have like

955
00:52:50,239 --> 00:52:55,719
Speaker 1: this as a memory? Um? So did you guys do that? Yeah,

956
00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:58,160
Speaker 1: we were talking about that in the group chat. Somebody

957
00:52:58,160 --> 00:53:01,080
Speaker 1: said you did right? I think done? And then I

958
00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:02,840
Speaker 1: saw this. I was like, oh my god. I wasn't

959
00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:06,880
Speaker 1: the only one, but I remember there's My first memory

960
00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:09,799
Speaker 1: is you know, my mom telling me she hates me.

961
00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:12,440
Speaker 1: But my second memory, or maybe one that was just

962
00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:16,279
Speaker 1: right around that time, was chasing my sister around the

963
00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:18,239
Speaker 1: house and I remember looking at her shirt as I

964
00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:21,880
Speaker 1: was chasing her um and looking at the pattern and

965
00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:23,960
Speaker 1: being like it was almost like I took a screenshot.

966
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,360
Speaker 1: I was like, remember this forever, and I have. And

967
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:28,040
Speaker 1: there was another time where my dad, like we used

968
00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:29,799
Speaker 1: to jump in the leaves that he would rake, and

969
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:31,840
Speaker 1: I remember being in the leaves and the light was

970
00:53:31,880 --> 00:53:34,040
Speaker 1: shining through and I could see little floaty things in

971
00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:37,759
Speaker 1: my eyes, and I was like, remember this forever, and

972
00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:41,400
Speaker 1: it's almost like a screenshot. Did you ever do that?

973
00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:44,800
Speaker 1: I mean, I definitely you talking. My mind started to

974
00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:47,600
Speaker 1: wander and I started thinking, like, what are my childhood

975
00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:50,440
Speaker 1: memories that were mundane? I don't remember going do you remember?

976
00:53:51,680 --> 00:53:54,120
Speaker 1: I don't remember that, but I do remember, like I'm

977
00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:56,920
Speaker 1: sure that went through my brain because there are certain

978
00:53:56,920 --> 00:53:58,880
Speaker 1: things that I do remember that I do, but I

979
00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:03,440
Speaker 1: don't remember saying like maybe you but it's weird. There

980
00:54:03,440 --> 00:54:06,239
Speaker 1: were a lot of people that said, um someone said

981
00:54:06,239 --> 00:54:07,960
Speaker 1: I was seven and looked at the lamp in my

982
00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:10,160
Speaker 1: room thought to myself, this is the youngest I'll ever

983
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:13,200
Speaker 1: be again, still remember it fifteen years later. I wasn't

984
00:54:13,239 --> 00:54:15,640
Speaker 1: doing that. Did you do it? Taylor? Yeah? I remember

985
00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:17,919
Speaker 1: one of my first memories. There was just like little

986
00:54:17,960 --> 00:54:21,280
Speaker 1: floaties flying in like on a light coming in a window,

987
00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:24,280
Speaker 1: and I was like, yeah, why does that conduce so beautiful?

988
00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:26,839
Speaker 1: And I'll always remember this moment? Why does that make us?

989
00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:29,800
Speaker 1: Do it? Probably the first time we saw the floaties

990
00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:32,920
Speaker 1: like some microbes that you're like, I the world is

991
00:54:32,960 --> 00:54:35,680
Speaker 1: smaller and bigger and more infinite than I am, and

992
00:54:35,719 --> 00:54:39,280
Speaker 1: like it's the first kind of the time you realize

993
00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:41,600
Speaker 1: you have consciousness and that you are a thing in

994
00:54:41,640 --> 00:54:43,520
Speaker 1: the world that has its own you know what it

995
00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:48,560
Speaker 1: might be? Whoa Because kids don't know that they are

996
00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:52,520
Speaker 1: that other people lived, that they are a person until

997
00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:56,120
Speaker 1: about four. I think it's when it's four or five, right,

998
00:54:56,280 --> 00:54:59,440
Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, where they learning that their theory of mind?

999
00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:02,280
Speaker 1: Where you I don't know. People are thinking different things,

1000
00:55:02,480 --> 00:55:04,440
Speaker 1: and I think it might be the first time that

1001
00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:07,000
Speaker 1: happens where you're like I am in here, no one

1002
00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:09,600
Speaker 1: else can hear what I'm saying and thinking, and this

1003
00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:12,760
Speaker 1: is special, and I want to like create a memory,

1004
00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:14,680
Speaker 1: like it's the first time you start like using that

1005
00:55:14,719 --> 00:55:19,040
Speaker 1: and going like, oh, I'm gonna suck in to or something. Yeah,

1006
00:55:19,080 --> 00:55:20,440
Speaker 1: I think that will happen for me in a year

1007
00:55:20,520 --> 00:55:26,520
Speaker 1: or two. Um, I'll get there. He's growling. So this

1008
00:55:26,560 --> 00:55:28,640
Speaker 1: is just something helpful. If you are not listening and

1009
00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:30,480
Speaker 1: you're kind of tuned out and thinking of your own thoughts,

1010
00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:33,200
Speaker 1: start paying attention right now because this I want everyone

1011
00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:36,239
Speaker 1: to know this. It's from life Hacks, and it says

1012
00:55:36,239 --> 00:55:38,399
Speaker 1: how to move clothes on hangars and still be able

1013
00:55:38,440 --> 00:55:41,000
Speaker 1: to reuse the garbage bags. So when you're moving. Whenever

1014
00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:42,879
Speaker 1: I move, I always I always see this life hack,

1015
00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:44,719
Speaker 1: and I never remember to do it. I'm going to

1016
00:55:44,760 --> 00:55:47,720
Speaker 1: remember it next time. The hangars. You put a garbage

1017
00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:49,920
Speaker 1: bag from the bottom up to the hangar, and then

1018
00:55:49,920 --> 00:55:51,759
Speaker 1: you tie it at the top of the hangar, and

1019
00:55:51,760 --> 00:55:54,279
Speaker 1: then you collect the hangar and then your clothes will

1020
00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:55,960
Speaker 1: you don't need to fold them all and take them

1021
00:55:55,960 --> 00:55:57,440
Speaker 1: off of hangars and put the back on hangers. This

1022
00:55:57,520 --> 00:55:59,239
Speaker 1: will save you hours. You just put them all on

1023
00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:03,359
Speaker 1: garbage bags like I'm doing it. Okay, isn't that so

1024
00:56:03,480 --> 00:56:07,200
Speaker 1: clever and so obvious? But like you wouldn't think that's brilliant.

1025
00:56:07,239 --> 00:56:09,200
Speaker 1: I'm doing it. Yeah, when I move, I hope that

1026
00:56:09,480 --> 00:56:12,400
Speaker 1: my description. Um no, it was. I've never used to

1027
00:56:12,440 --> 00:56:15,120
Speaker 1: hang my clothes that much, so I probably never thought

1028
00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:19,120
Speaker 1: to do that, but now I will. Yeah, I ever

1029
00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:22,439
Speaker 1: I never thought about before. I said, what's the life

1030
00:56:22,440 --> 00:56:27,920
Speaker 1: hacket for your clothes are on the floor? Yeah, you

1031
00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:30,239
Speaker 1: rake them into the corner. I gotta take them out

1032
00:56:30,239 --> 00:56:32,319
Speaker 1: of garbage bags first. Yours used to be in the

1033
00:56:32,360 --> 00:56:34,600
Speaker 1: four quarters wheber you had a corner, a pile and

1034
00:56:34,680 --> 00:56:41,840
Speaker 1: etore corners, wind garbage, red clothes going to fine, I

1035
00:56:41,840 --> 00:56:44,560
Speaker 1: put a lot of I'm just shove it in the closet.

1036
00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:47,279
Speaker 1: Forget about it, you know, get about forget about it.

1037
00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:51,080
Speaker 1: Would like Tony Soprano about your clothes. Oh I would

1038
00:56:51,239 --> 00:56:56,240
Speaker 1: fucking If they talk back, they get the head. Okay,

1039
00:56:56,320 --> 00:56:59,359
Speaker 1: this is another one I loved. It's from Shitty Life

1040
00:56:59,360 --> 00:57:03,240
Speaker 1: pro Tips and which is a funny account or separate.

1041
00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:04,680
Speaker 1: It says, if you have a stain on your shirt,

1042
00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:06,919
Speaker 1: outline the stain with a pen and give it a name.

1043
00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:09,440
Speaker 1: This will make it seem like you visit a random island.

1044
00:57:09,640 --> 00:57:11,120
Speaker 1: So if you have a white shirt that you spilled

1045
00:57:11,120 --> 00:57:14,879
Speaker 1: coffee on, outline the car stain in black, and then

1046
00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:17,400
Speaker 1: this guy wrote on next to it called brewis stain,

1047
00:57:17,560 --> 00:57:20,280
Speaker 1: and so it just looks like he went to a place.

1048
00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:25,400
Speaker 1: It's so funny and clever. Um And obviously that was

1049
00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:28,320
Speaker 1: from Shitty Life protests, so it's not really something someone

1050
00:57:28,640 --> 00:57:32,000
Speaker 1: and I um definitely be a conversation starter. You would

1051
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:34,000
Speaker 1: probably pick up a girl or guy by doing that.

1052
00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:36,680
Speaker 1: People would be interested. Oh my god, this is so

1053
00:57:36,760 --> 00:57:46,760
Speaker 1: perfect that Taylor is here for this. I only say

1054
00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:48,160
Speaker 1: this because I wasn't even going to bring it up

1055
00:57:48,160 --> 00:57:51,000
Speaker 1: on Reddit dump on the show. I just was saving

1056
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:54,360
Speaker 1: it to someday show you. So it is a TikTok

1057
00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:57,960
Speaker 1: of a mom that is like stole. I guess some

1058
00:57:58,080 --> 00:58:02,640
Speaker 1: like audio from movie, like a cartoon movie about wolves,

1059
00:58:02,960 --> 00:58:05,560
Speaker 1: which is so Taylor and I used to go on

1060
00:58:05,680 --> 00:58:07,920
Speaker 1: a O L chat rooms and there was this one

1061
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:10,440
Speaker 1: called wolf Chat and there are people would pretend to

1062
00:58:10,440 --> 00:58:12,600
Speaker 1: be wolves. And they would be like there was one

1063
00:58:12,640 --> 00:58:15,480
Speaker 1: person named noted A Lopez who we definitely cyber bullied

1064
00:58:15,560 --> 00:58:17,960
Speaker 1: for a very long time and would create new names

1065
00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:21,919
Speaker 1: because they block us and these will these people would

1066
00:58:21,960 --> 00:58:23,560
Speaker 1: just pretend to be wolves in this wolf chat, right,

1067
00:58:24,040 --> 00:58:27,360
Speaker 1: that just were things that they would write pads over.

1068
00:58:29,120 --> 00:58:36,040
Speaker 1: One milky eye, one red, dark as night, shock of white.

1069
00:58:35,880 --> 00:58:41,320
Speaker 1: They described theself ahead of time. So this woman took

1070
00:58:41,320 --> 00:58:43,400
Speaker 1: her and her three daughters, and their three daughters that

1071
00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:45,720
Speaker 1: are on the floor in wolf position like on all

1072
00:58:45,840 --> 00:58:49,640
Speaker 1: fours and they are like padding on the floor and

1073
00:58:49,840 --> 00:58:53,160
Speaker 1: growling and they are lip sinking to a wolf song

1074
00:58:53,200 --> 00:58:55,640
Speaker 1: that was taken from some kind of animated wolf like

1075
00:58:55,720 --> 00:58:58,840
Speaker 1: about the strength of the pack. So it is the

1076
00:58:59,560 --> 00:59:02,800
Speaker 1: it's from TikTok cringe. It's from sad cringe on Reddit,

1077
00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:06,400
Speaker 1: and it is so dumb and the you know things

1078
00:59:06,400 --> 00:59:08,959
Speaker 1: she wrote on is fighting for them as a single parent.

1079
00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:12,880
Speaker 1: So it's her and her teenage charts wolves, hold on,

1080
00:59:15,440 --> 00:59:20,520
Speaker 1: don don't know. It's terrible. It's so funny. Freedom is

1081
00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:23,880
Speaker 1: up to them. It's only up to us on the

1082
00:59:24,920 --> 00:59:27,840
Speaker 1: leader on the lone to dress us together. We do

1083
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:42,320
Speaker 1: whatever take form in this backfood life hell. So it's

1084
00:59:42,480 --> 00:59:46,120
Speaker 1: three women in the bathroom. Ye please watch it. Yes,

1085
00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:52,760
Speaker 1: Umar hurt time. We need to have someone else we need.

1086
00:59:52,920 --> 00:59:56,120
Speaker 1: It's not that long, it's worth I like the song.

1087
00:59:56,240 --> 01:00:13,080
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. Oh God, trust pad O Claw. That's

1088
01:00:13,120 --> 01:00:17,120
Speaker 1: how I was about to say to I mean, it

1089
01:00:17,160 --> 01:00:18,800
Speaker 1: makes me when I see something like that, I feel

1090
01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:20,720
Speaker 1: like I have to put myself in their place and

1091
01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:22,280
Speaker 1: that I am one of them, and I feel they're

1092
01:00:22,280 --> 01:00:27,320
Speaker 1: embarrassment for that. It's tough to watch because that's that's it.

1093
01:00:27,520 --> 01:00:31,480
Speaker 1: That's wolves. That's not like a funny video they made together.

1094
01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:34,160
Speaker 1: Like that's there's a lot of that stuff going on

1095
01:00:34,200 --> 01:00:36,600
Speaker 1: even when the camera's not on. That's how I feel

1096
01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:42,280
Speaker 1: from h what is happening there? They're on like so

1097
01:00:42,320 --> 01:00:44,440
Speaker 1: the camera's propped up on the floor and the girls

1098
01:00:44,440 --> 01:00:47,560
Speaker 1: are all the three girls are probably teenage girls are

1099
01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:50,400
Speaker 1: all on the floor, um almost like you're looking down

1100
01:00:50,440 --> 01:00:54,240
Speaker 1: like the rockets, like the girls are on all fours

1101
01:00:54,320 --> 01:00:56,520
Speaker 1: and then the mom is singing along to it in

1102
01:00:56,520 --> 01:00:58,600
Speaker 1: the camera, like facing the camera, and then she takes

1103
01:00:58,640 --> 01:01:01,880
Speaker 1: position with the other wolves, gets in line. And then

1104
01:01:01,880 --> 01:01:03,680
Speaker 1: in the end of it where they're like, oh we

1105
01:01:03,760 --> 01:01:05,760
Speaker 1: are while we we we are. They all started like

1106
01:01:05,800 --> 01:01:08,800
Speaker 1: patting the ground and going like like wolves and going

1107
01:01:09,440 --> 01:01:13,480
Speaker 1: they're too old, it's too serious and they're not being funny.

1108
01:01:13,520 --> 01:01:16,240
Speaker 1: It's absolutely like, these are my kids. I'm a single mom.

1109
01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:18,440
Speaker 1: We're going to make this work. And pulled them out

1110
01:01:18,440 --> 01:01:20,040
Speaker 1: of bed and made them on the song and now

1111
01:01:20,120 --> 01:01:23,520
Speaker 1: we're doing this and they just want to work. It's like,

1112
01:01:25,680 --> 01:01:30,080
Speaker 1: I just love thinking about being of this. I mean

1113
01:01:30,240 --> 01:01:38,280
Speaker 1: that was probably about she was getting enough. Final thought.

1114
01:01:38,840 --> 01:01:42,320
Speaker 1: Last night, I was wa it's holy sh it, shut up,

1115
01:01:42,400 --> 01:01:47,680
Speaker 1: bitch um. I was last night I was looking at

1116
01:01:47,720 --> 01:01:52,160
Speaker 1: like different memes a meme account on Instagram, and there

1117
01:01:52,320 --> 01:01:55,240
Speaker 1: was this like clip from a TikTok of a girl

1118
01:01:55,280 --> 01:01:58,480
Speaker 1: that's claiming to be a stay at home girlfriend and

1119
01:01:58,520 --> 01:02:00,920
Speaker 1: it's not funny. She is not funny. I went to

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01:02:00,960 --> 01:02:04,560
Speaker 1: her TikTok. Her name is Kendall k K and d

1121
01:02:04,640 --> 01:02:08,720
Speaker 1: e LK. Beautiful girl, hot, love her fashion sense. She

1122
01:02:08,760 --> 01:02:11,800
Speaker 1: seems like a really nice person. But I just got

1123
01:02:11,800 --> 01:02:14,600
Speaker 1: to play this day in the life of her life

1124
01:02:14,640 --> 01:02:16,480
Speaker 1: looks perfect. By the way, I'm dying to be a

1125
01:02:16,520 --> 01:02:19,600
Speaker 1: stay at home girlfriend and just make Macho latt's all

1126
01:02:19,680 --> 01:02:22,360
Speaker 1: day and open and listen, she's and you can tell

1127
01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:24,960
Speaker 1: she's like people can make fun of this, but this

1128
01:02:25,040 --> 01:02:27,880
Speaker 1: is actually like she's just not married yet, but she's

1129
01:02:27,920 --> 01:02:30,800
Speaker 1: like a stay at home wife, like doing the laundry,

1130
01:02:30,920 --> 01:02:34,240
Speaker 1: unpacking for them, making the bed. But this her voice

1131
01:02:34,280 --> 01:02:36,280
Speaker 1: is so soothing, and I just want to play a

1132
01:02:36,320 --> 01:02:39,000
Speaker 1: day in the life of a stay at home girlfriend,

1133
01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:42,040
Speaker 1: of a stay at home girlfriend and getting back into

1134
01:02:42,200 --> 01:02:47,280
Speaker 1: routine after traveling. I first made the better all nice,

1135
01:02:47,800 --> 01:02:54,880
Speaker 1: took my morning probionics, did my skincare routine, and myself

1136
01:02:54,920 --> 01:02:57,760
Speaker 1: a green shoe. I always crave this when I first

1137
01:02:57,800 --> 01:03:03,440
Speaker 1: wake up. And I refilled our ice smash ice box

1138
01:03:03,480 --> 01:03:06,080
Speaker 1: because we were running out. This is so soon to

1139
01:03:06,320 --> 01:03:12,280
Speaker 1: plants made homemade macademia in that milk is so creamy.

1140
01:03:13,280 --> 01:03:20,400
Speaker 1: Made Luke his ice vanilla looks her boyfriend. UM. I

1141
01:03:20,440 --> 01:03:23,760
Speaker 1: mean myself a matcha. I always prefer matcha over coffee.

1142
01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:27,840
Speaker 1: I just feel like it's gets me less shittery, shittery.

1143
01:03:28,080 --> 01:03:32,600
Speaker 1: And that's what I heard journaling and planning, lit a candle,

1144
01:03:32,680 --> 01:03:35,680
Speaker 1: then got to some dishes unloaded and I wish you

1145
01:03:35,680 --> 01:03:38,760
Speaker 1: would just go. I took a ship, say the truth.

1146
01:03:39,040 --> 01:03:42,120
Speaker 1: I picked up my hangnails. Until they bled to myself.

1147
01:03:42,800 --> 01:03:45,880
Speaker 1: Then I unboxed all these packages I got. When I

1148
01:03:45,920 --> 01:03:48,000
Speaker 1: was I said a million times because I got a

1149
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:52,720
Speaker 1: paper cut. I accidentally throw a box at my dog.

1150
01:03:52,800 --> 01:03:56,640
Speaker 1: Didn't mean to. He yelled tuna salad. I cried because

1151
01:03:56,680 --> 01:04:00,400
Speaker 1: I heard him. Unpacked lute suitcase for him. Then we

1152
01:04:00,480 --> 01:04:03,600
Speaker 1: took these scooters to our favorite Oysters. He doesn't work either.

1153
01:04:04,560 --> 01:04:07,840
Speaker 1: SHEMI and Oysters finished off the night with some tea.

1154
01:04:08,480 --> 01:04:13,200
Speaker 1: Got pounded really hard in my eyes. Oh my god, Jesus,

1155
01:04:13,480 --> 01:04:15,080
Speaker 1: I want to be a stay at home girlfriend. I

1156
01:04:15,120 --> 01:04:18,440
Speaker 1: know right, it sounds so fucking good. First of all,

1157
01:04:18,520 --> 01:04:20,880
Speaker 1: I wrote your voice so much, and I was just

1158
01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:24,320
Speaker 1: hypnotically watching all of her videos last night soothing myself

1159
01:04:24,320 --> 01:04:26,040
Speaker 1: to sleep. I really think I'm going to start an

1160
01:04:26,200 --> 01:04:29,640
Speaker 1: s market. Okay, I think should make a parody of that,

1161
01:04:29,680 --> 01:04:34,560
Speaker 1: which could be very funny. I am a stay at home, single,

1162
01:04:34,840 --> 01:04:38,560
Speaker 1: four year old childless woman who wakes up. I wake

1163
01:04:38,640 --> 01:04:40,880
Speaker 1: up every morning. What do you do? Um? I get

1164
01:04:40,880 --> 01:04:43,520
Speaker 1: out of bed. Uh. It is drenched and sweat because

1165
01:04:43,640 --> 01:04:46,080
Speaker 1: last night I was kind of just like tossing and

1166
01:04:46,120 --> 01:04:48,720
Speaker 1: turning and having dreams about falling off of roller coasters

1167
01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:52,720
Speaker 1: and Then I go and I pull the um. I

1168
01:04:52,800 --> 01:04:55,840
Speaker 1: collect the wrappers of the protein bars I ate in

1169
01:04:55,880 --> 01:04:58,760
Speaker 1: bed um and count how much damage I did last night.

1170
01:04:59,200 --> 01:05:03,520
Speaker 1: This is seriously I'm getting. I knock over my humidifier.

1171
01:05:03,680 --> 01:05:07,480
Speaker 1: It's spilled water everywhere. I yell, shit fuck. Then I

1172
01:05:07,560 --> 01:05:10,080
Speaker 1: kick it across the room. It kind of spills some

1173
01:05:10,120 --> 01:05:12,280
Speaker 1: more and gets all over some clothes that I have

1174
01:05:12,360 --> 01:05:14,840
Speaker 1: laying on the floor. Then I go to the bathroom

1175
01:05:15,040 --> 01:05:17,200
Speaker 1: and I kind of like shove some ship out of

1176
01:05:17,200 --> 01:05:22,560
Speaker 1: the way. It works morning counter. I UM pick up

1177
01:05:22,600 --> 01:05:24,800
Speaker 1: my toothbrush. It's one of two that I use. One

1178
01:05:24,960 --> 01:05:27,520
Speaker 1: I want to use to like clean something really disgusting.

1179
01:05:27,720 --> 01:05:30,400
Speaker 1: But I, like, you know, ran out of a toothbrush

1180
01:05:30,440 --> 01:05:31,880
Speaker 1: one day and I was like, wait a second, if

1181
01:05:31,880 --> 01:05:33,680
Speaker 1: I just like wash it really hard, maybe like I'll

1182
01:05:33,680 --> 01:05:35,880
Speaker 1: get all like that disgusting stuff off that I used

1183
01:05:35,920 --> 01:05:38,360
Speaker 1: as like a chemical agent to clean something. And so

1184
01:05:38,400 --> 01:05:40,360
Speaker 1: i's either that toothbrush or the other one that's like

1185
01:05:40,640 --> 01:05:43,240
Speaker 1: shedding um pieces of it in my mouth and so

1186
01:05:43,280 --> 01:05:44,720
Speaker 1: every time I feel like I have pubic hairs in

1187
01:05:44,760 --> 01:05:47,040
Speaker 1: my mouth. So it's one of those two toothbrushes, I

1188
01:05:47,120 --> 01:05:49,680
Speaker 1: choose it. I UM, I brush my teeth pretty well.

1189
01:05:49,760 --> 01:05:52,200
Speaker 1: I don't floss because I look at the floss. I

1190
01:05:52,280 --> 01:05:54,080
Speaker 1: kind of like look around for it. I can't find it.

1191
01:05:54,120 --> 01:05:56,040
Speaker 1: That's a sign from God. I should foss this morning,

1192
01:05:56,360 --> 01:05:57,920
Speaker 1: even though I ate in bed last night and I

1193
01:05:57,920 --> 01:06:02,600
Speaker 1: definitely should. Then I brush my teeth, I um walk

1194
01:06:02,720 --> 01:06:05,800
Speaker 1: into my closet and I yell, fuck shit, Um, I yell,

1195
01:06:06,320 --> 01:06:08,040
Speaker 1: you have nothing to wear, you fat piece of ship.

1196
01:06:08,600 --> 01:06:10,120
Speaker 1: I kind of like look at some T shirts. I

1197
01:06:10,160 --> 01:06:11,880
Speaker 1: pick out the biggest one because I feel like a

1198
01:06:11,880 --> 01:06:14,400
Speaker 1: fat piece of ship today. And then I go in

1199
01:06:14,480 --> 01:06:16,760
Speaker 1: my sock drawer. I pick up some socks that like

1200
01:06:16,840 --> 01:06:18,680
Speaker 1: kind of feel like spongy and like they still have

1201
01:06:18,680 --> 01:06:21,680
Speaker 1: soaping them because I used too much like with detergent

1202
01:06:21,680 --> 01:06:24,840
Speaker 1: when I was doing with my clothing. And then I

1203
01:06:24,840 --> 01:06:26,760
Speaker 1: put them on they feel gross at my feet. I

1204
01:06:26,800 --> 01:06:28,880
Speaker 1: kind of think I'm a disgusting woman. I cannot like

1205
01:06:28,960 --> 01:06:31,920
Speaker 1: say a couple of like negative affirmations to myself in

1206
01:06:31,960 --> 01:06:36,480
Speaker 1: my closet before shoes my shoes, and I pick out

1207
01:06:36,520 --> 01:06:38,040
Speaker 1: like a dirty pair of ton of shoes. I kind

1208
01:06:38,040 --> 01:06:39,800
Speaker 1: of like think to myself, oh my god, you need

1209
01:06:39,840 --> 01:06:41,959
Speaker 1: new ones. Like they're not white enough, You're not good enough,

1210
01:06:42,280 --> 01:06:44,520
Speaker 1: and then I slip them on. I pull up my

1211
01:06:44,560 --> 01:06:46,479
Speaker 1: phone and I go and I make a mobile order.

1212
01:06:46,520 --> 01:06:48,840
Speaker 1: I spend seven hours and twenty four sets on a coffee.

1213
01:06:48,840 --> 01:06:50,960
Speaker 1: Then I'm gonna stick down in thirty seconds, even though

1214
01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:52,480
Speaker 1: I get an extra hot so I won't drink it

1215
01:06:52,480 --> 01:06:54,800
Speaker 1: as fast. But I am a monster. I'm a little

1216
01:06:54,840 --> 01:06:56,920
Speaker 1: chug goblin, and so I can only chuck it down.

1217
01:06:57,040 --> 01:07:00,600
Speaker 1: I burned my throat that I just spent dollars picking um,

1218
01:07:00,640 --> 01:07:03,320
Speaker 1: and I go to Starbucks. I like walk in. Um,

1219
01:07:03,360 --> 01:07:05,520
Speaker 1: no one's aside to me. Everyone kind of knows the deal,

1220
01:07:05,720 --> 01:07:07,280
Speaker 1: like she's not in a good mood. She kind of

1221
01:07:07,280 --> 01:07:11,440
Speaker 1: looks ragged. UM, and walk in. I grabbed my Starbucks

1222
01:07:11,440 --> 01:07:14,439
Speaker 1: off the counter. It's um. I kind of get yelled

1223
01:07:14,480 --> 01:07:16,960
Speaker 1: at because it's like not mine and it's someone else's.

1224
01:07:16,960 --> 01:07:18,520
Speaker 1: And I didn't check the name because I assumed I'm

1225
01:07:18,520 --> 01:07:20,440
Speaker 1: the only one getting like a hot beverage this morning,

1226
01:07:20,440 --> 01:07:22,400
Speaker 1: even though the season is changing, So I have to

1227
01:07:22,400 --> 01:07:24,360
Speaker 1: start like assuming that maybe other people are getting hop

1228
01:07:24,360 --> 01:07:26,840
Speaker 1: averages because in the summer, meanly, like I'm the only

1229
01:07:26,840 --> 01:07:28,320
Speaker 1: one getting a hop average. I can kind of be

1230
01:07:28,360 --> 01:07:31,160
Speaker 1: safe that I'm the only VENTI like hot beverage, and

1231
01:07:31,200 --> 01:07:33,560
Speaker 1: so this guy it's like Todd Strink, So I put

1232
01:07:33,560 --> 01:07:35,160
Speaker 1: it back on. I'm really embarrassed. I kind of like

1233
01:07:35,160 --> 01:07:37,080
Speaker 1: already stuck the top of it. I hope someone saw that.

1234
01:07:37,520 --> 01:07:39,600
Speaker 1: So Todd, like Mike get COVID. I don't know if

1235
01:07:39,600 --> 01:07:43,840
Speaker 1: I have it. So then I go home with um.

1236
01:07:43,960 --> 01:07:46,560
Speaker 1: I I stopped in the storage room and like kind

1237
01:07:46,560 --> 01:07:48,720
Speaker 1: of look at the packages and just like see like

1238
01:07:48,760 --> 01:07:51,040
Speaker 1: what other people are getting. I see him queens and art,

1239
01:07:51,040 --> 01:07:52,440
Speaker 1: and I'm like I could never use one. I like

1240
01:07:52,440 --> 01:07:54,000
Speaker 1: wouldn't even know what to do with that because I'm

1241
01:07:54,040 --> 01:07:56,000
Speaker 1: like not a real woman. So then I go over

1242
01:07:56,080 --> 01:07:58,120
Speaker 1: and I take the elevator up and I go back upstairs,

1243
01:07:58,560 --> 01:08:00,720
Speaker 1: and then I like kind of like go in the cabinet,

1244
01:08:00,760 --> 01:08:03,880
Speaker 1: and even though I've eaten like three protein bars between

1245
01:08:03,880 --> 01:08:06,120
Speaker 1: the hours of five am and seven am in bed,

1246
01:08:06,720 --> 01:08:08,960
Speaker 1: I kind of like just assume that, like maybe it's

1247
01:08:08,960 --> 01:08:11,160
Speaker 1: a new day and I deserve another breakfast. And so

1248
01:08:11,200 --> 01:08:13,160
Speaker 1: I go in and I eat about two baratein bars

1249
01:08:13,400 --> 01:08:15,560
Speaker 1: and then I sucked out my rest of my coffee

1250
01:08:15,720 --> 01:08:17,280
Speaker 1: and I kind of feel like I deserve another one,

1251
01:08:17,320 --> 01:08:20,160
Speaker 1: but instead I have three Stevia or Savia's and then

1252
01:08:20,439 --> 01:08:22,439
Speaker 1: I like freak out that like the box is already

1253
01:08:22,520 --> 01:08:24,640
Speaker 1: like empty, so I take the box out of the

1254
01:08:24,680 --> 01:08:27,240
Speaker 1: fridge and then I like flatten it, and I feel

1255
01:08:27,280 --> 01:08:29,640
Speaker 1: like really accomplished, like a flatten this box instead of

1256
01:08:29,680 --> 01:08:31,320
Speaker 1: like just shoving it in as a full box. And

1257
01:08:31,320 --> 01:08:33,040
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm a real woman. And then I go

1258
01:08:33,040 --> 01:08:35,559
Speaker 1: in and I start my podcast and everything feels right,

1259
01:08:36,640 --> 01:08:38,800
Speaker 1: and that's the life. I was a single girl that

1260
01:08:38,840 --> 01:08:43,240
Speaker 1: has nothing real responsible. We have to make that? Can

1261
01:08:43,280 --> 01:08:45,680
Speaker 1: we make that? Let's make that like the one of

1262
01:08:45,760 --> 01:08:49,920
Speaker 1: the days I want to take that. I think we

1263
01:08:50,040 --> 01:08:54,000
Speaker 1: just made it. Yeah, we'll just do all the whatever

1264
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Speaker 1: you just That's really what I do. It would be

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Speaker 1: fucking incredible. And the funniest part about it's only ten am.

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Speaker 1: Still like that time a day in five minutes, Ki's

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Speaker 1: brain old woman. That girl did like but that girl

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Speaker 1: she spaced it out, you know, but I know she

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Speaker 1: didn't count like shitting and like and all the things

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Speaker 1: like you can't do you can't fit in everything. But

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Speaker 1: there are no like homemade machas like being made by

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Speaker 1: me and I'm not like ummoxing things and like feeling

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Speaker 1: the fabrics and many of those packages. She has nothing

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Speaker 1: to do all. I mean, that was like three hours

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Speaker 1: something to do. This girl. I want to ship talk

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Speaker 1: these women that do this stuff. I'm just insanely jealous.

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Speaker 1: And I am actually a fan of this girl, and

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Speaker 1: I'm and I'd probably be friends with her. I saw

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Speaker 1: some other things that she did and I was kind

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Speaker 1: of like, Oh, she's cute. She doesn't want to makeup

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Speaker 1: in every video. I appreciate that. Um, yeah, she's just simple.

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Speaker 1: She likes simple pleasures. No, I like some of those things.

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Speaker 1: A day in the life and like I wake up

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Speaker 1: before am freaking you know, like everything. Yeah, I pray,

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Speaker 1: I journal, and I write down every thought I've ever had.

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Speaker 1: I give money to an orphan. Yeah, I have sex

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Speaker 1: with a beautiful woman who comes so many times it

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Speaker 1: makes me I don't even try to come. I'm not

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Speaker 1: even hard, but I do it for her, you know.

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Speaker 1: And then I put on the next foliant and I

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Speaker 1: take away my faith. Then I don't really love, but

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Speaker 1: it's a perfect faith that's chiseled and looks like chocolate,

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Speaker 1: like a little chocolate bunny. All Right, we gotta go.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much for listening. To this show. That

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Speaker 1: was it. We will be back tomorrow with more show. Taylor,

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Speaker 1: thank you so much for being here. I don't steal anything,

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Speaker 1: don't be cut, and oh we're not here tomorrow. We're

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Speaker 1: taking the day off tomorrow. We'll be back on up

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Speaker 1: for a Thursday. So you get three shows this week,

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Speaker 1: which is more than you got last week, so you

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Speaker 1: should be happy. I love you guys, Thank you so

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Speaker 1: much for listening. Don't be cut and chocolate