1 00:00:02,920 --> 00:00:05,080 Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast 2 00:00:05,360 --> 00:00:17,520 Speaker 1: present minute morning show. Here we go, the fifteen minute 3 00:00:17,520 --> 00:00:23,479 Speaker 1: Morning Show podcast starts right now. We have a special guest. 4 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:24,759 Speaker 1: Come here. You have to you have to come in 5 00:00:24,800 --> 00:00:30,280 Speaker 1: the zoom room. No, no, don't come from now a 6 00:00:30,320 --> 00:00:35,919 Speaker 1: different If you know how to do that, let me know. 7 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:41,120 Speaker 1: So Alex is our special guest on the fifteen minute 8 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:44,680 Speaker 1: Morning Show podcast today. Very nice, there he goes. I 9 00:00:44,720 --> 00:00:51,560 Speaker 1: like that. So in the room, we have what first time? 10 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:55,800 Speaker 1: Bring the Chairmber, there's a scary and there's Gandhi and 11 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:59,280 Speaker 1: Danielle and Garrett and Froggy fresh from the super Bowl. 12 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:03,680 Speaker 1: There's Scotty straight Nate, and there's Brody in the den 13 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:07,880 Speaker 1: and there you go, Brody in the den, and here's 14 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:11,880 Speaker 1: a here's an Alex car. Hello Alex, who got me 15 00:01:11,920 --> 00:01:14,000 Speaker 1: drunk last night during the super Bowl. See now you 16 00:01:14,160 --> 00:01:17,720 Speaker 1: say he got you drunk? But Alex is saying that 17 00:01:17,760 --> 00:01:20,560 Speaker 1: you basically asked for it. He does, he does. He 18 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:28,760 Speaker 1: always blames me, but he is, that's what you got anyway. 19 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:30,640 Speaker 1: So yeah, we had old to miss tequila last night 20 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:33,479 Speaker 1: at least your home, so you know whatever, I almost 21 00:01:33,480 --> 00:01:37,039 Speaker 1: didn't do the show today. I'm like, I'm because I 22 00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:43,240 Speaker 1: he slipped he slipped me a pill last night. No, 23 00:01:45,959 --> 00:01:49,160 Speaker 1: let me tell you something. Scary tried to get you 24 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:51,840 Speaker 1: to take this day off. So if you had called 25 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:55,200 Speaker 1: in this morning, I could just imagine Scary's face that 26 00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:58,400 Speaker 1: he had come in. I stuck my head into the 27 00:01:58,440 --> 00:02:02,200 Speaker 1: lion's mouth on the air, and you all showed me 28 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:06,560 Speaker 1: and ship me out. I yelled at Elvis, you asked 29 00:02:06,720 --> 00:02:08,679 Speaker 1: a question this morning. You wonder what Tom Brady was 30 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:11,520 Speaker 1: doing today. I just see here he had to sleep 31 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:15,000 Speaker 1: in his daughter's bed last night because five nephews and 32 00:02:15,080 --> 00:02:17,160 Speaker 1: nieces right at his house said he only got two 33 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:19,600 Speaker 1: hours of sleep. I'm sorry, if you win the Super Bowl, 34 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:22,320 Speaker 1: you serve your own bed more sleep. And I would 35 00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:24,240 Speaker 1: think he would have sex with his wife after winning 36 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:28,640 Speaker 1: the super Bowl. But no, no, no no, over it. She's like, 37 00:02:28,639 --> 00:02:34,079 Speaker 1: oh you want again? Yeah, fantastic, good night. She's all right. Well, 38 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:36,280 Speaker 1: so here we are. We survived the freaking Super Bowl. 39 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:38,720 Speaker 1: Of course, you know, Froggy is still high as a kite. 40 00:02:39,040 --> 00:02:41,839 Speaker 1: I got me to come a championship T shirt on. Yes, sir, 41 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:46,840 Speaker 1: there you go. So uh so, what what what are 42 00:02:46,840 --> 00:02:49,840 Speaker 1: we hearing now about the Buccaneers. They're saying it's offensive. 43 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:54,519 Speaker 1: Oh so the Washington Post posted made an article yesterday 44 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:57,239 Speaker 1: that said, we should not be celebrating the Buccaneers because 45 00:02:57,560 --> 00:03:02,040 Speaker 1: they're pirates, and pirates pill just and murdered people, and 46 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:07,840 Speaker 1: therefore we are are complimenting and celebrating murderers and pillagers, 47 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:11,639 Speaker 1: and so we the Bucks should change their um mascot 48 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:16,360 Speaker 1: and their name because it's offensive. Well, okay, you know 49 00:03:16,639 --> 00:03:19,440 Speaker 1: you're gonna find someone offended at almost anything. You name 50 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:23,120 Speaker 1: a team, you should hear what straight Nate's high school 51 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:25,919 Speaker 1: football team was called the most the least offensive name ever. 52 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:29,760 Speaker 1: Tell them it was. Okay, it was the Lakers, because 53 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:31,920 Speaker 1: I went to Mercy HER's Prep. It was the Lakers, 54 00:03:31,919 --> 00:03:34,960 Speaker 1: but not the Lakers like Los Angeles Lakers. Our mascot 55 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:45,320 Speaker 1: was a sailboat. How lame, like boat go on the field. Now, 56 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:49,360 Speaker 1: It's just there was like a sailboat costume that we 57 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:51,600 Speaker 1: didn't even have that because everybody even realized it's to 58 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:56,120 Speaker 1: be stupid to have somebody dressed as a sailboat. I 59 00:03:56,120 --> 00:03:58,080 Speaker 1: wouldn't want to play the sailboat. I wouldn't want to 60 00:03:58,080 --> 00:04:03,119 Speaker 1: play the sailboats. Did you have a mescot Instaten Island. 61 00:04:03,720 --> 00:04:09,480 Speaker 1: The Falcon, That's what I was. Falcon. We were the Lions. 62 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:13,600 Speaker 1: I was the lion too, was one we had to 63 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:17,760 Speaker 1: change to hawks. Eagles and Hawks. Yeah, we were the Vikings. 64 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:21,360 Speaker 1: I'm sure that's offensive somewhere, might be right up there 65 00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:24,120 Speaker 1: with the pirate. Yeah. Well why did Scotty, why did 66 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:26,600 Speaker 1: they change it from the Eagles to the Hawks. They 67 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:29,359 Speaker 1: merged to school together. It was the Goals and the Eagles, 68 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:31,560 Speaker 1: and they compromised on the Hawks for you know, together, 69 00:04:31,760 --> 00:04:33,400 Speaker 1: I guess, have a goal and an eagle, get together, 70 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:37,360 Speaker 1: it's a hawk. Yeah. And Brody, did you have a team? No, 71 00:04:37,480 --> 00:04:40,800 Speaker 1: scary And I went to UM schools for gifted and 72 00:04:40,839 --> 00:04:43,960 Speaker 1: talented people, which meant you didn't play sports. So we 73 00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:45,919 Speaker 1: didn't have mascots, we didn't have teams. We had a 74 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:52,080 Speaker 1: chess team and the team and a chess team were 75 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:56,280 Speaker 1: gifts and talents, just asking for what happened to them. Well. 76 00:04:56,320 --> 00:04:59,359 Speaker 1: I was in drama and creative writing in uh in 77 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:02,039 Speaker 1: middle school. This is Mark Twain Junior High School, which 78 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:04,200 Speaker 1: was talking about that one. And I was a music 79 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:08,440 Speaker 1: talent and math team. Wow, what was your instrument? Yeah? 80 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:12,960 Speaker 1: I played the cello. Really, how have you never played 81 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:15,360 Speaker 1: the cello for us? I'll tell you how impressive playing 82 00:05:15,360 --> 00:05:17,599 Speaker 1: the cello is. I've told people I worked with a 83 00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:19,599 Speaker 1: hundred times, and every time I tell them, they go, 84 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:24,560 Speaker 1: you played the cello. I heard that? What impressive it is. 85 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:27,960 Speaker 1: We should have a game. What song is this? Do 86 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:30,400 Speaker 1: you play the cello by? Recreate the hits? Do you 87 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:32,920 Speaker 1: still have a cello? No? It was it was the 88 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:36,400 Speaker 1: school's cello. I don't know. I'm gonna send you a cello. Yes, yes, 89 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:45,520 Speaker 1: you remember I bought the baritone and you played occasionally. 90 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:52,320 Speaker 1: That day you got angry, you threw it on the floor. 91 00:05:52,839 --> 00:06:04,040 Speaker 1: That day you got flattened to bet the bell. You 92 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:10,440 Speaker 1: should play the hits on that. Every time we tell 93 00:06:10,480 --> 00:06:12,800 Speaker 1: a story and it brings up all the memories, like 94 00:06:12,880 --> 00:06:15,680 Speaker 1: the microwave. That's like the microwave somebody put spaghetti in 95 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,920 Speaker 1: and it exploded. I don't blame him for that, though 96 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:27,039 Speaker 1: he doesn't know this side of me. He doesn't and 97 00:06:27,080 --> 00:06:32,200 Speaker 1: throw stuff, you know, the scene of the microwave oven. 98 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:35,200 Speaker 1: The best was to be in the hallway because Elvis's 99 00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:38,120 Speaker 1: office was on one side and our other office was 100 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:40,320 Speaker 1: across the hall. All you saw if you were walking 101 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:44,479 Speaker 1: with a microwave across the hallway. I love you know 102 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:47,279 Speaker 1: what he told everyone? He said, I'm tired of this 103 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:51,280 Speaker 1: microwave being disgusting. I'm buying my own. Do not use it, 104 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:54,640 Speaker 1: he said, do not use it. Some dumbass went in 105 00:06:54,760 --> 00:07:04,359 Speaker 1: his office, William my private yea, my private office, my private, 106 00:07:04,839 --> 00:07:12,560 Speaker 1: private microwave and splattered spaghetti sauce and it was it 107 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:15,560 Speaker 1: was a white microwave. It was a white microwave painted 108 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:18,480 Speaker 1: red after the meatballs were in it. So anyway, so 109 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:20,760 Speaker 1: I threw it. I threw it across the hallway into 110 00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:26,800 Speaker 1: their office, like scut sway from that deal. The scary 111 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:30,160 Speaker 1: uses your equipment or he takes it home. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 112 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:32,680 Speaker 1: you're either stealing my equipment anyway. So that's the side 113 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:37,400 Speaker 1: of me. You don't know, can you he can hear us? Right, Alex, 114 00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:40,160 Speaker 1: what's the craziest thing you've seen Elvis throw? And why 115 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:45,000 Speaker 1: he saw me ripping pages out of a book once? 116 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:50,520 Speaker 1: Just just say a party that spot apart. Don't help. 117 00:07:51,440 --> 00:07:54,680 Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, So Scotty right now is sorry what 118 00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:59,920 Speaker 1: I haven't seen anything? You who's got the worst temper 119 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:06,080 Speaker 1: you are, Alex he does. Yeah, that Italian temper now 120 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:10,400 Speaker 1: making its way onto the set. Here comes Nate. Everybody 121 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:20,520 Speaker 1: looking and got your parents. Look at the horn. It 122 00:08:20,640 --> 00:08:27,000 Speaker 1: was broken, easily bendable. I remember this part fell out? 123 00:08:32,280 --> 00:08:34,120 Speaker 1: Was that one set of off? Why did the horn 124 00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:35,880 Speaker 1: get thrown because it was already broken? What do you 125 00:08:35,960 --> 00:08:47,200 Speaker 1: call this thing? I got my temper from my dad. 126 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:53,000 Speaker 1: It's obviously much less damage here. But one day we 127 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:56,280 Speaker 1: were in Miami and I'm across the board from him. 128 00:08:56,440 --> 00:08:59,040 Speaker 1: I'm doing something on the control board and I'm trying 129 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:02,320 Speaker 1: to do I'm looking down, I'm doing something. He's trying 130 00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:04,280 Speaker 1: to get my attention while he's talking and he can't 131 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:06,360 Speaker 1: say my name, so he's waving his arms so I 132 00:09:06,360 --> 00:09:08,559 Speaker 1: don't see him. So he takes a stack of like 133 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:11,640 Speaker 1: fifty or sixty papers. He just throws them in the 134 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:14,679 Speaker 1: air and it's waiting paper for like an hour. And 135 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:18,199 Speaker 1: he's like, he's like, God, dammit, pay attention to me. 136 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:26,240 Speaker 1: I'm like, what are we telling? Are we telling? Els? Story? Really? 137 00:09:28,040 --> 00:09:33,600 Speaker 1: Is this pick Dare you very similar? Froggy story? One 138 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:36,040 Speaker 1: morning we had just ordered breakfast, which you know, we 139 00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:40,160 Speaker 1: ought to lunch foods for breakfast, and I was looking 140 00:09:40,360 --> 00:09:43,199 Speaker 1: at I think an artist was setting up to perform 141 00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:46,120 Speaker 1: and Elvis needed my attention and he was waving as 142 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:48,160 Speaker 1: they couldn't get my attention, so he picked up a 143 00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:54,360 Speaker 1: mozzarella stick and hit me with it. I called it. 144 00:09:58,320 --> 00:10:00,000 Speaker 1: Do you know what I missed most about this dude? 145 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:03,839 Speaker 1: Do not being there? The inflatable No, the inflatable tube 146 00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:06,400 Speaker 1: guy that we used to turn on out of nowhere 147 00:10:06,559 --> 00:10:11,760 Speaker 1: and even flap his wings Scott on the other day, 148 00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:16,920 Speaker 1: crazy in the studio. We have a great video online 149 00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:19,599 Speaker 1: of Jimmy fallon in the studio and we turned that 150 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:23,120 Speaker 1: on and it's it's so funny. I can't it's so amazing. 151 00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:25,000 Speaker 1: If you get a chance, you shouldn't go back and watch. 152 00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:31,040 Speaker 1: You still have that video? Yes, here he goes, here 153 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:35,120 Speaker 1: he goes, and I know your papers go every I 154 00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:40,400 Speaker 1: know it's totally destroys the stee orderly. Those cereal boxes 155 00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:56,840 Speaker 1: forget it studio. Do you think that we have one 156 00:10:56,880 --> 00:10:59,000 Speaker 1: of those on demand? Do you remember the time when 157 00:10:59,040 --> 00:11:00,920 Speaker 1: Gregg he used to work with us, and you said, oh, 158 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:03,360 Speaker 1: we want to do some inflatables for the holiday season, 159 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:06,400 Speaker 1: and he brought in all the inflatables and inflated them 160 00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:10,400 Speaker 1: in the studio and none of us could move. It 161 00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:15,439 Speaker 1: was awesome. Remember the fried Shrimp Day, which one when 162 00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:18,920 Speaker 1: you were craving fried shrimp at six thirty in the morning. 163 00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:33,760 Speaker 1: I'm not knowing that shower shrimp out in a month soon. Bag. 164 00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:41,040 Speaker 1: That's the important part. This is a chapter in the 165 00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:44,640 Speaker 1: new book. You need to throw something. Yes, how much tied? 166 00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:49,079 Speaker 1: Do we have? Frog? Three minutes? Froggy? Frog? Are you 167 00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:52,360 Speaker 1: going straight to sleep? No? So this is what happened. 168 00:11:52,520 --> 00:11:56,360 Speaker 1: So my wife we usually take our puppies to be groomed, 169 00:11:56,760 --> 00:11:58,199 Speaker 1: and she was going to do it over the weekend, 170 00:11:58,240 --> 00:12:00,120 Speaker 1: but they couldn't go. They didn't have any room. So 171 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:02,920 Speaker 1: she scheduled him today at one o'clock. I'm like, I 172 00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:05,839 Speaker 1: was going to be sleeping at one o'clock. No, you 173 00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:09,320 Speaker 1: gotta go to sleep. Take him another day, Okay, they 174 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:12,360 Speaker 1: need to go. What one dog looks like girl show 175 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:14,360 Speaker 1: marks and he can barely see. It's like he means 176 00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:21,120 Speaker 1: that we took ours to the groomer this past week. Frog? 177 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,839 Speaker 1: Did you do? Frog? Do you get to know the 178 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:25,920 Speaker 1: cardboard cutouts next to you? Guys know we tried to 179 00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:28,439 Speaker 1: steal Bernie Sanders cardboard cut out that was one road 180 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:30,560 Speaker 1: behind us and over some but the guy yelled at 181 00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:32,960 Speaker 1: us and told us to put it back. What are 182 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:38,640 Speaker 1: they going to do with that's max? To me looks 183 00:12:38,679 --> 00:12:40,439 Speaker 1: like well, both of them, their faces, the way that 184 00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:42,520 Speaker 1: they have their mustaches, term they look like old kung 185 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:47,840 Speaker 1: fu masters. I really like it. What are we doing today? 186 00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:50,679 Speaker 1: Let me this one up. He's so heavy. Yeah, this 187 00:12:52,720 --> 00:13:01,120 Speaker 1: is the right usache. He's so heavy. So yeah, this 188 00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:03,560 Speaker 1: is why you should watch this podcast right now. If 189 00:13:03,559 --> 00:13:05,680 Speaker 1: you're listening, you don't see me picking up the dogs. 190 00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:10,280 Speaker 1: What are we doing today? Let's go to brunch. We're 191 00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:13,760 Speaker 1: gonna make an alright, this has been the most boring 192 00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:17,520 Speaker 1: podcast ever. Look good one. This is a good one. 193 00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:23,600 Speaker 1: Bye bye The fifteen Minute Morning Show.