WEBVTT - | Ep 53 | Liar, Liar, Pants On Fire! 0:00:00.720 --> 0:00:04.360 Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of the Black Effect 0:00:04.400 --> 0:00:18.000 Podcast Network and I Heart Radio every that day. Are 0:00:18.040 --> 0:00:22.400 we on? We're on? Okay, welcome to another episode of 0:00:22.400 --> 0:00:25.880 Reasonably Shady. I am Gazelle Bryant. What's up? What's up? 0:00:25.920 --> 0:00:28.240 My people? This is Robin Dixon. I'm so blessed and 0:00:28.280 --> 0:00:31.760 happy that you are here with us once again. Thank 0:00:31.800 --> 0:00:33.960 you for your ears. I know, and it is like 0:00:34.040 --> 0:00:36.959 full fledged summertime. Oh my gosh, it is. Yeah, and 0:00:37.040 --> 0:00:39.839 we are outside, we are outside, but I'm still not 0:00:40.040 --> 0:00:43.199 like living it up, living summer up the way that 0:00:43.240 --> 0:00:46.200 I like always every every winter, I'm like, i can't 0:00:46.240 --> 0:00:48.800 wait till the summer. I'm gonna be outside every day. 0:00:48.800 --> 0:00:51.240 I'm gonna be at the pool every day. I'm gonna 0:00:51.320 --> 0:00:53.560 be you know. And I feel like I'm I'm still 0:00:53.600 --> 0:00:55.120 not doing that just yet. But as is that just 0:00:55.160 --> 0:00:57.080 part of your personality, because Robin, you don't really like 0:00:57.120 --> 0:00:58.840 to leave the house. I mean, right, so I am 0:00:58.880 --> 0:01:01.240 my homebody, but I do like to go outside. So 0:01:01.360 --> 0:01:04.280 I can go outside of my house and like okay 0:01:04.280 --> 0:01:06.360 and like lay down and you know, get some tan 0:01:06.520 --> 0:01:10.399 or whatever tanning outside. But I still feel like I'm 0:01:10.440 --> 0:01:12.800 not like making the most of my summer. I am 0:01:12.840 --> 0:01:16.800 taking two good trips though, so you know, maybe I'm 0:01:16.840 --> 0:01:20.080 just like stocking up for that. Okay, how's your summer been? 0:01:20.280 --> 0:01:23.440 Summer has been good? And I am outside, I'm outside outside. Yeah, 0:01:23.880 --> 0:01:28.280 what are you doing? Just stuff? Just stuff? Yes, I'm 0:01:28.319 --> 0:01:31.319 doing stuff, but anyway, I don't know. Okay, So do 0:01:31.360 --> 0:01:33.360 you have a resentably shading moment of the week, because 0:01:33.360 --> 0:01:41.360 it is about that time? Yes, Oh my gosh. Okay, 0:01:41.400 --> 0:01:44.640 so you know we have we both have range rovers. Yes, 0:01:45.120 --> 0:01:47.119 you know. They want you to get your car serviced 0:01:47.200 --> 0:01:50.840 every you know, certain milestones, right, So I'm at my 0:01:51.120 --> 0:01:54.880 thirty thousand maintenance, my thirty thousand milestone to get my 0:01:54.920 --> 0:01:59.880 car service, just regular maintenance, routine maintenance. And when I 0:02:00.000 --> 0:02:03.520 purchase the car I signed up for, like the President's Club, 0:02:03.560 --> 0:02:06.240 which gets you like, I don't know, I guess you 0:02:06.280 --> 0:02:11.000 get the maintenance for less, right, right something? Do I 0:02:11.000 --> 0:02:14.440 pay for my Yeah? I pay for my maintenance, I think. Yeah, Okay, 0:02:14.800 --> 0:02:17.519 I'm just going to get straight to the point. Tell 0:02:17.520 --> 0:02:20.679 me why the man called me yesterday. It was like, 0:02:20.840 --> 0:02:22.840 you know, yeah, you're mate, this is how much it's 0:02:22.840 --> 0:02:25.280 going to cost, you know, between you the routine maintenance 0:02:25.560 --> 0:02:27.480 and you need it's time for some new some new 0:02:27.520 --> 0:02:30.240 breaks and break pads and oil and flesh and this 0:02:30.360 --> 0:02:32.400 and that and the other, blah blah blah blah blah. 0:02:32.440 --> 0:02:34.480 And I'm like, how much is this gonna cost me? 0:02:35.720 --> 0:02:45.160 Thirty four hundred dollars? No, like what the all the way? 0:02:45.600 --> 0:02:49.400 Thirty four hundred dollars okay, how much it is? Just 0:02:49.520 --> 0:02:53.000 that's like that's like more than three times my payment, 0:02:53.440 --> 0:02:56.760 Like you know what I'm saying, Like what the hell? Okay, 0:02:56.800 --> 0:02:58.520 that's when it's time for you to turn the car in, 0:02:58.639 --> 0:03:01.440 Oh my gosh, and getting another one. This is routine maintenance. 0:03:01.480 --> 0:03:04.200 And I had, like I had signed up for the plan. 0:03:04.360 --> 0:03:06.839 So I did you tell him that? Yes? And they're like, oh, yes, 0:03:06.880 --> 0:03:09.440 we took we took your President's club in a into 0:03:09.440 --> 0:03:13.119 consideration to effect. Um, we applied all of those discounts. 0:03:13.240 --> 0:03:15.600 Imagine if I didn't have that, Okay, so what was 0:03:15.639 --> 0:03:17.880 the discount like timpa sin because tempasin is really nothing. 0:03:18.120 --> 0:03:20.880 So I feel okay, So the maintenance itself, if I 0:03:20.880 --> 0:03:25.839 don't deal with the break issue or whatever, um without 0:03:25.880 --> 0:03:28.959 the main without the President's Club, it would have been 0:03:29.000 --> 0:03:34.480 like fifteen hundred dollars, which is ridiculous routine. Yes, without 0:03:34.520 --> 0:03:36.720 my President's Club. You know that I signed up for 0:03:37.040 --> 0:03:41.040 with President's Club is n oh, that's just okay, that's 0:03:41.080 --> 0:03:42.680 that's just for the old change and all that, not 0:03:42.720 --> 0:03:45.160 that all the other stuff. So now I'm paying So 0:03:45.200 --> 0:03:47.600 I'm paying nine from the maintenance and then I need 0:03:47.800 --> 0:03:50.440 breaks and blah blah blah blah blah. And it's like, oh, 0:03:50.560 --> 0:03:53.320 you've got you know, you're at this level and you 0:03:53.360 --> 0:03:55.720 know they need to be changed soon. I'm like, okay, 0:03:55.720 --> 0:03:58.560 you already got my car. It's freaking this is the 0:03:58.600 --> 0:04:02.120 third day it's there. Like these service places are so 0:04:02.240 --> 0:04:04.600 backed up, you know. So I'm just like, just do 0:04:04.680 --> 0:04:06.840 it right because I don't wanna have to come back 0:04:07.120 --> 0:04:09.119 and do it again, do it later. I don't wanna 0:04:09.120 --> 0:04:11.880 have to deal with that. By the way, they have 0:04:12.000 --> 0:04:16.520 one car for sale in the dealer, like one brand 0:04:16.520 --> 0:04:20.400 new car, like they these dealers are still dealing with 0:04:20.839 --> 0:04:24.520 a shortage, like they literally have like no, no, no, no, no, 0:04:24.520 --> 0:04:26.919 no no. They said, this is the first time in 0:04:27.000 --> 0:04:30.279 a long time that they've had five They have five cars. 0:04:30.480 --> 0:04:35.560 Five cars first, Well, isn't that crazy? And they said, 0:04:35.560 --> 0:04:37.240 it was like months where they would just have one 0:04:37.480 --> 0:04:41.360 or like one would come and it'd like sells right away. Yeah, 0:04:41.400 --> 0:04:43.560 this is a problem, is that range y'all got to 0:04:43.560 --> 0:04:48.080 get it together else because I want I think it's 0:04:48.120 --> 0:04:50.920 pretty but you but not the big body. Yeah, I 0:04:51.000 --> 0:04:53.559 want the big body. Erica just got the big body 0:04:53.640 --> 0:04:56.719 my girlfriend. Yes, it's that's at her house. But she 0:04:56.720 --> 0:05:01.440 said extremely long because it's the three has three three grows. Yeah, 0:05:01.839 --> 0:05:05.160 so my kids are too big for my car now, 0:05:05.360 --> 0:05:07.039 oh yeah yeah yeah, so you need a big body 0:05:07.040 --> 0:05:09.160 for sure. Yeah, so I need that. I just need 0:05:09.200 --> 0:05:11.080 a bigger car like my like my car, I have 0:05:11.160 --> 0:05:15.600 the brain rover Blar, which is probably what the third 0:05:15.839 --> 0:05:17.920 biggest inside. You have the big body to have the 0:05:17.960 --> 0:05:21.640 sport in the end, the Valar. And Corey is growing 0:05:21.960 --> 0:05:25.159 like leaps and bounds. He's a grown man. Core is 0:05:25.160 --> 0:05:29.600 what a fourteen year old made fourteen. Corey's growing and 0:05:29.640 --> 0:05:32.359 he's got bad knees and he'll be in the and 0:05:32.400 --> 0:05:34.680 he likes to ride in the back seat whatever be 0:05:34.720 --> 0:05:37.400 like my knees heard, I'm like, oh my gosh, like 0:05:37.839 --> 0:05:41.440 I need a new car. But yeah anyway, so yes, 0:05:41.560 --> 0:05:44.599 so yes, that's my shady o man like Rover get 0:05:44.600 --> 0:05:47.360 it together yellow shady. And then that makes me like, well, 0:05:47.360 --> 0:05:50.200 maybe I should just buy a BMW because BMW's you 0:05:50.240 --> 0:05:54.960 get like full free service for like four years. I think, Okay, yeah, 0:05:54.960 --> 0:05:56.880 I'm not really feeling the BMW, don't. I don't love 0:05:57.000 --> 0:05:59.800 like one has a BMW, and I don't really love 0:06:00.760 --> 0:06:04.080 most of them, right, I don't know. But Robin, you're rich, 0:06:04.160 --> 0:06:08.320 you can afford sup. I want to keep my money. 0:06:08.680 --> 0:06:12.800 We know I want to keep it. We we Okay, 0:06:12.800 --> 0:06:16.960 I have a reasonably shady moment, and it's borderline event right, Okay, 0:06:17.040 --> 0:06:21.960 go for So the shadiest of shade these days is 0:06:21.960 --> 0:06:24.760 the entire airline industry. Oh yes, I've been seeing that 0:06:24.839 --> 0:06:28.440 on the news. I mean the entire airline industry. It's 0:06:28.440 --> 0:06:30.920 the wild wild West out here. What is happening? Okay? 0:06:31.000 --> 0:06:33.159 So what happened to you? I was outside, I was 0:06:33.160 --> 0:06:38.640 in Florida. I was coming home, and I think my 0:06:39.000 --> 0:06:41.599 original flight was like around six something, and I was 0:06:41.680 --> 0:06:44.800 so excited because I spent the day shopping. I caught 0:06:44.880 --> 0:06:48.920 some sales. I bought myself a nice little bag. Yes, 0:06:48.960 --> 0:06:51.120 I spent some points. I got a little bow taka 0:06:51.279 --> 0:06:57.520 bag um. So long story short, they started email, I 0:06:57.520 --> 0:07:00.279 mean texting me telling me that my flight was delayed, okay, 0:07:00.480 --> 0:07:05.560 and what airline? This is American Airlines. Okay. So it 0:07:05.600 --> 0:07:08.920 got pushed back like twy was like really bad storms here. Okay, Yes, 0:07:09.080 --> 0:07:12.320 the caveat to this. The back story is that I'm 0:07:12.320 --> 0:07:16.720 coming to Maryland or d C. And it is thunderstorming. Okay, 0:07:16.800 --> 0:07:19.600 So they're pushing my flight back. They're pushing my flight back, Okay, great, 0:07:20.440 --> 0:07:22.880 but I still carrying my little behind to the airport 0:07:22.880 --> 0:07:24.920 because I'm just like, I just feel like I need 0:07:24.960 --> 0:07:27.000 to get there. So I get there, I get my 0:07:27.000 --> 0:07:29.920 little paper ticket from the little kios and the chios 0:07:30.040 --> 0:07:32.120 is like flashing red that I need to go see 0:07:32.160 --> 0:07:34.760 the agent. So I go to the agent and the 0:07:34.840 --> 0:07:38.240 agents like, well, your flight it's looking like won't be 0:07:38.280 --> 0:07:42.800 out of here until nine thirty thirty six from to 0:07:42.960 --> 0:07:45.160 nine thirty. So I was like, okay, that's a problem. 0:07:45.400 --> 0:07:50.559 And that's Miami Airport. No, it was actually Beach so 0:07:51.000 --> 0:07:54.120 nine thirty. So I was like okay, they said, but 0:07:54.640 --> 0:07:56.200 what we were going to do for you because we 0:07:56.240 --> 0:07:58.320 have a there's a flight, a Jet Blue flight leaving 0:07:58.320 --> 0:08:01.440 in an hour. So I was like, okay, cool, I'll 0:08:01.440 --> 0:08:03.600 fly some Jet Blue. And I've never really flown Jet Blue, 0:08:03.640 --> 0:08:06.120 so I wasn't familiar with what jet Blue is. Yet 0:08:06.200 --> 0:08:09.280 another other name for Jet Blue is Southwest Airlines. Right, 0:08:09.840 --> 0:08:13.280 I didn't know Jet Blue is a step up from Southwest. Okay, 0:08:13.280 --> 0:08:16.240 all the same in my book, because they give like 0:08:16.280 --> 0:08:19.400 good snacks. Okay, we're not gonna talk about the snacks 0:08:19.400 --> 0:08:23.880 they don't. Jeff, Okay, Jeff, South Southwest gives you those 0:08:23.920 --> 0:08:28.240 little like pretzel peanut things. Okay, what did Jebel give you? Like, well, 0:08:28.280 --> 0:08:30.800 maybe things have changed. I haven't. They gave me Graham crackers. 0:08:31.600 --> 0:08:33.760 Did you have a choice? I had Graham crackers or cheese. 0:08:33.760 --> 0:08:36.040 It's okay, never mind. They used to come around with 0:08:36.040 --> 0:08:38.000 like a big old basket full of like all these 0:08:38.040 --> 0:08:45.000 different snacks. They had some chips and Graham crackers and nuts. 0:08:45.280 --> 0:08:47.559 Robin is trying to jazz up Jet Blue. What is 0:08:47.600 --> 0:08:51.000 happening here? Okay, I'm sorry? Okay, So anyway, don't that 0:08:51.200 --> 0:08:53.880 first class? First of all? Wait? Wait, so first of all, 0:08:54.040 --> 0:08:57.640 the man knew that my American Airlines ticket was first class. 0:08:57.760 --> 0:09:00.319 He was like, let's say two d he was like, 0:09:00.360 --> 0:09:01.880 all right, I'll put you in the front of um 0:09:02.400 --> 0:09:05.280 jet Blue. So he put me into see jet Blue. 0:09:05.679 --> 0:09:11.400 To see Jet Blue and to be American Airlines. Two 0:09:11.400 --> 0:09:15.719 different things, totally different, totally different. Okay, so when did 0:09:15.720 --> 0:09:18.440 they give you a refund? American Airlines is gonna get 0:09:18.440 --> 0:09:20.800 me a refund after I called them and I give 0:09:20.840 --> 0:09:23.040 them the magic pass code, like I don't even know, 0:09:23.200 --> 0:09:24.600 Like it's just too much for me to get my 0:09:24.640 --> 0:09:26.720 refund back. But guess what, y'all gonna give me my 0:09:26.800 --> 0:09:29.959 money back after all that I went through. Okay. So 0:09:30.160 --> 0:09:33.640 I get to the terminal with the Jet Blue people, 0:09:34.240 --> 0:09:36.120 and the lady as soon as I walk up, she 0:09:36.160 --> 0:09:39.080 makes an announcement. She was like, um, this flight is 0:09:39.080 --> 0:09:43.920 delayed and we will not have an update for another 0:09:43.960 --> 0:09:46.400 forty five minutes. So, in other words, do not come up. 0:09:46.679 --> 0:09:49.080 And I asked us not in their questions, So you 0:09:49.240 --> 0:09:53.120 just I went from the frying fan into the fire. Okay. 0:09:53.480 --> 0:09:55.440 So I'm sitting there with all these Jet Blue people. 0:09:55.480 --> 0:09:57.960 Now Jet Blue people and first class American Airlines people 0:09:58.000 --> 0:10:01.480 are two different people. He was amongst the best. A 0:10:01.480 --> 0:10:05.120 whole another story. People had their socks all listen. It 0:10:05.240 --> 0:10:08.200 was it was a tar nation. It was a tar nation. 0:10:08.640 --> 0:10:11.160 So I'm sitting there and I'm just praying to God 0:10:11.160 --> 0:10:13.840 it just doesn't get canceled because I need to get home. Okay, 0:10:13.920 --> 0:10:16.280 So finally eight thirty we're getting on the plane. Have 0:10:16.320 --> 0:10:18.400 to be here to record reason I had to be 0:10:18.440 --> 0:10:22.680 here with robbing. So a thirty we're getting on the plane. Okay. 0:10:22.679 --> 0:10:24.199 So I'm on the plane. I'm sitting down. I'm in 0:10:24.240 --> 0:10:27.840 my two seed. The seat is not comfortable, but it's okay. 0:10:27.960 --> 0:10:30.840 Is it full? It's a jam full, it's full. So 0:10:30.840 --> 0:10:34.200 I'm sitting there and then the pilot gets on and 0:10:34.200 --> 0:10:36.200 I think Jet Blew and Southwest they're similar, and that 0:10:36.240 --> 0:10:38.600 the pilots want to be friendly, they want to give 0:10:38.600 --> 0:10:41.600 you information. And so the pilot says, all right, guys, 0:10:42.400 --> 0:10:45.040 this is typically a two and a half hour flight. However, 0:10:45.120 --> 0:10:48.120 we've got some thunderstorms up east, and what we're gonna 0:10:48.120 --> 0:10:51.480 have to do is like skip around the thunderstorms, like 0:10:51.480 --> 0:10:53.640 we're gonna have to do hop scotch around the thunderstorms. 0:10:54.120 --> 0:10:55.880 Thank you. Wait so that he was like, so that's 0:10:55.920 --> 0:10:58.280 gonna cause this to be a four hour flight? Oh what? 0:10:58.480 --> 0:11:02.440 Just so because we have to do hop scotch around 0:11:02.440 --> 0:11:04.960 the thunderstorms. We gotta get more gas, so we're gonna 0:11:04.960 --> 0:11:06.480 be sitting here for another forty five minutes. So they 0:11:06.480 --> 0:11:10.679 could came. I said, oh my God. And then at 0:11:10.679 --> 0:11:12.600 this point, I'm talking to Jesus God, what did I 0:11:12.679 --> 0:11:16.000 do to create this in my life? Was I meaning somebody, 0:11:16.040 --> 0:11:18.800 like what happened? It's okay, finally we're up in the 0:11:18.840 --> 0:11:21.320 air and he's hopscotching around the thunderstorms and you can 0:11:21.559 --> 0:11:23.760 feel it. Right, this is a for our flight. It's 0:11:23.760 --> 0:11:25.800 supposed to be two and a half hours. We land 0:11:25.840 --> 0:11:30.440 at midnight. Okay, we land at midnight, and I said 0:11:30.480 --> 0:11:35.120 to myself, thank god, I get home. Airline first of 0:11:35.120 --> 0:11:37.640 all pilots stopped giving us like the honest answer, like 0:11:37.720 --> 0:11:40.080 we don't need all this additional information, like stop telling 0:11:40.120 --> 0:11:43.960 us the truth. So he says, all right, guys, we're here. 0:11:44.120 --> 0:11:48.360 I'm so happy we're we've landed, and um, well, it 0:11:48.400 --> 0:11:50.280 turns out we don't have a gate to uh to 0:11:50.360 --> 0:11:54.120 pull up, and we won't have one until the flight 0:11:54.240 --> 0:11:58.600 ahead of us deep planes and boards it takes off. 0:11:59.600 --> 0:12:01.680 So he's like, up, that's gonna cost us about forty 0:12:01.720 --> 0:12:04.800 five minutes. To an hour. Everybody on the plane was like, 0:12:07.640 --> 0:12:11.720 I didn't get off that plane till oh my gosh, 0:12:11.840 --> 0:12:15.319 and I decided I hate the airlines and y'all are shady, 0:12:15.760 --> 0:12:19.000 every single last one of y'all. Well, that wasn't their fault, 0:12:19.360 --> 0:12:23.000 what robbing because of the storms. The storms were really bad, okay, 0:12:23.080 --> 0:12:25.640 like really really bad. Okay, But so you fly to 0:12:25.720 --> 0:12:27.560 an airport you don't have a gate to go into 0:12:27.760 --> 0:12:30.600 because they were backed up, all right. It just wasn't 0:12:30.600 --> 0:12:33.040 that that their schedule was messed up. I understand that, 0:12:33.240 --> 0:12:35.480 but like you wouldn't let me off on the tar 0:12:35.600 --> 0:12:38.880 Mac I know. I just said to myself, and you 0:12:38.880 --> 0:12:41.480 wouldn't be waiting forever for your bag I didn't have. 0:12:41.520 --> 0:12:44.720 I was carry on by the top, mind you, mind 0:12:44.760 --> 0:12:48.120 you okay, Jet Blue, Them little carry on up top 0:12:48.120 --> 0:12:50.480 are real small. So it's like kind of like a fight. 0:12:50.520 --> 0:12:53.880 It's like it's it's like survival of the fittest up there. 0:12:54.320 --> 0:12:57.439 So they took my bag and put it like three 0:12:57.760 --> 0:13:02.360 rows behind me. Hold stick, Yeah, I told them people 0:13:02.360 --> 0:13:05.720 three rows behind me. In the morning, y'all get my bag. 0:13:06.240 --> 0:13:08.839 Y'all get my bag, okay, pass it up, Pass it 0:13:09.480 --> 0:13:12.080 nobody's going anywhere. No one's leaving until I get my 0:13:12.080 --> 0:13:13.960 god damn bag. And I'm not I'm not letting y'all 0:13:13.960 --> 0:13:17.480 go ahead of me doing that. Okay, that was my rant. 0:13:17.520 --> 0:13:22.839 I'm sorry. Can we really quick talk about like plain etiquette? Okay, 0:13:23.000 --> 0:13:27.079 just when people when you're deboarding and the people behind 0:13:27.160 --> 0:13:30.600 you are literally trying to get off in like before you, 0:13:31.080 --> 0:13:35.959 and I'm like, excuse me, hello, there's a system here 0:13:36.679 --> 0:13:39.360 and everybody knows the system, right, yes, And I'm literally like, 0:13:39.400 --> 0:13:42.040 the last time I flew, I was literally like, do 0:13:42.120 --> 0:13:44.560 y'all have a connecting flight or something like yes? And 0:13:44.559 --> 0:13:47.440 if you do, you gotta say that, and they did not, Okay, yes, 0:13:47.840 --> 0:13:50.560 And they're literally just like walking in front of people, 0:13:50.600 --> 0:13:53.880 and I'm like, maybe just the first time you've flown, 0:13:54.320 --> 0:13:58.200 but not the first was the Southwest? Of which one? 0:13:58.240 --> 0:14:03.480 It was? Southwest? 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So she claims she 0:16:01.640 --> 0:16:05.600 has only had botox in her face, on her face, 0:16:06.520 --> 0:16:09.880 a little bit of botox um. When asked what what 0:16:09.960 --> 0:16:14.000 exactly Kardashian has done to her face, she responded a 0:16:14.080 --> 0:16:19.520 little bit of botox, pointing to her forehead between her brows, 0:16:19.560 --> 0:16:23.120 but her lips and cheeks are sands filler and her 0:16:23.240 --> 0:16:29.200 lashes are all natural. So I'm number one. Wait minute, 0:16:29.200 --> 0:16:31.280 she said she had fillers. No, she did not know 0:16:31.440 --> 0:16:35.840 no fillers. She's had a little bit of botox. Robin 0:16:35.880 --> 0:16:37.960 has hot, y'all. She hot. Let me tell you something. 0:16:39.520 --> 0:16:42.440 I wish we could show you before and after picture 0:16:42.520 --> 0:16:45.040 and I could show you where them cheeks been filled, 0:16:45.400 --> 0:16:48.640 where those lines around her between her nose and her 0:16:48.640 --> 0:16:52.520 mouth been filled. I'm sorry. No, forty year old woman 0:16:53.280 --> 0:16:59.240 has a completely plump, you know, smooth face, wrinkle, no line, 0:16:59.280 --> 0:17:06.000 no smile lines, no laugh lines, without filler. She is different. 0:17:06.880 --> 0:17:10.480 It is very different. Um. I mean as far as Sarchin, 0:17:10.480 --> 0:17:12.560 I don't think she's like gone under the knife for 0:17:12.600 --> 0:17:17.040 her face. What okay? Okay, yes, besides the nose job, 0:17:17.119 --> 0:17:20.359 because that's the nose job. She has had tons and 0:17:20.400 --> 0:17:22.520 tons and tons of filler over the years. Like we 0:17:22.560 --> 0:17:25.040 know that. We can see the before just just y'all picture, 0:17:25.080 --> 0:17:28.000 go google before and after and look at her face 0:17:28.040 --> 0:17:30.320 when she was in her twenties and you can see 0:17:30.320 --> 0:17:33.160 the laugh lines, the smile lines, which is nothing wrong 0:17:33.200 --> 0:17:35.000 with that, and then you look at her face now 0:17:35.040 --> 0:17:38.639 and it's like completely smooth, all one level, like you know, 0:17:38.720 --> 0:17:42.320 it's just stop. But why do you think she's lying? 0:17:42.560 --> 0:17:44.680 Like what's the what's the purpose in the line. I 0:17:44.720 --> 0:17:48.960 don't get it. Yeah, I get botox, I get fillers seldomly, 0:17:49.119 --> 0:17:51.359 but like I've gotten it, Like I don't. There's nothing 0:17:51.400 --> 0:17:55.400 to lie about, understand, And and and she admits like oh, 0:17:55.440 --> 0:17:57.840 I'm like really, She pretty much admits she's super vain, 0:17:57.960 --> 0:17:59.840 she's super into her appearance. Well, if that's the case, 0:17:59.840 --> 0:18:01.480 then to admit to all the ship that you got, 0:18:01.600 --> 0:18:03.320 because are you trying to also tell us that you 0:18:03.320 --> 0:18:06.080 didn't get a butt job? Well, you know she already 0:18:06.080 --> 0:18:08.040 tried tried to fool that one. You know they did 0:18:08.080 --> 0:18:10.720 that on the show. Remember they years ago they filmed 0:18:10.720 --> 0:18:12.800 the show, and it was like, oh my god, everyone 0:18:12.880 --> 0:18:16.400 thinks they had to have button plants. Let's go get us. Um, 0:18:19.520 --> 0:18:22.280 they think we're stupid on the show. They so they 0:18:22.359 --> 0:18:24.760 took an X ray years ago, took an X ray 0:18:24.800 --> 0:18:27.440 to show that she didn't have anything implanted in her butt. 0:18:27.880 --> 0:18:31.520 But fat bitch, we can't see fat on on an 0:18:31.760 --> 0:18:36.000 X ray. What the hell? I mean? Yes, we know 0:18:36.119 --> 0:18:38.480 you were kind of hip on Game a long time ago, 0:18:39.040 --> 0:18:41.840 but we're not stupid. No, So just be honest and 0:18:41.840 --> 0:18:45.160 it's fine, right, it's so crazy, and it's fine. Yes, 0:18:45.200 --> 0:18:47.600 it's fine. I actually think people would respect you more 0:18:47.600 --> 0:18:51.240 if you actually admitted. Yeah, I'm super into my appearance 0:18:51.560 --> 0:18:54.640 and I'm gonna do anything and everything to look as 0:18:54.680 --> 0:18:57.280 good as I think. Yea like, as good as I 0:18:57.320 --> 0:19:01.160 want to look. Agreed, facts, Kim, It's I just take 0:19:02.040 --> 0:19:05.120 and then the lashes, I mean, the lashes. I'm gonna 0:19:05.160 --> 0:19:06.920 leading lashes alone. But she trying to say she didn't 0:19:06.920 --> 0:19:09.560 do anything to her lips. You got those injected. Her 0:19:09.600 --> 0:19:12.439 lips were always big. But oh, have I shared this 0:19:12.440 --> 0:19:15.199 story before? So this is this is the funny part. 0:19:15.240 --> 0:19:16.960 So if you look at it before and after picture 0:19:16.960 --> 0:19:21.360 of Kim Kardashian, the before picture was once she was famous. 0:19:21.400 --> 0:19:22.840 You know what I'm saying, Like, no one has like 0:19:22.840 --> 0:19:25.680 a before picture from when she was just a regular person. Right, 0:19:26.280 --> 0:19:29.800 So before Kim Kardashian was famous. I think I told 0:19:29.800 --> 0:19:33.640 you this story. I was in l A when one 0:19:33.720 --> 0:19:36.800 played with the Portland Trailblazers. So I went shop on 0:19:36.800 --> 0:19:40.040 a shopping trip in l A with one of the 0:19:40.080 --> 0:19:44.720 Portland Trailblazers wives. Nice, this was a nice shopping him. Girl. 0:19:45.080 --> 0:19:48.080 This is when we had millions. Can I tell you ship, 0:19:48.280 --> 0:19:51.000 I was my mouth was jobbed watching her spend money. 0:19:51.040 --> 0:19:52.880 I'm gonna tell you. Oh, she was bawling out, Oh 0:19:52.920 --> 0:19:55.879 my god, it was ridiculous. I was my stomach ur 0:19:56.040 --> 0:19:59.760 it was I stop spending money. Yeah, I was like, 0:20:00.160 --> 0:20:03.200 save your money. I was. I was floored. I mean, 0:20:03.359 --> 0:20:05.840 do you want to tell that story too? So yeah, 0:20:06.000 --> 0:20:08.840 Cary says yes, okay. So anyway, so we go in, 0:20:09.560 --> 0:20:14.000 um the Jimmy Choo store, and this particular wife knew 0:20:14.520 --> 0:20:21.160 um knew like Brandy the singer. Right, So we're going 0:20:21.160 --> 0:20:23.520 to the Jimmy two store. But by the way, Brandy 0:20:23.560 --> 0:20:26.280 and ray J are brother and sister. Just in case 0:20:26.320 --> 0:20:29.200 people don't know that. I think someone didn't recently. They 0:20:29.200 --> 0:20:34.080 are actually brother and sister blood Okay, alright, So so 0:20:34.080 --> 0:20:36.600 we're in the store and the salesperson like you know, 0:20:36.760 --> 0:20:38.160 says has to the girl and like she's like, oh, 0:20:38.240 --> 0:20:41.960 have you talked to Kimmy? And so my friend was like, 0:20:42.000 --> 0:20:44.040 you know, oh no, I haven't talked to Kimmy. So 0:20:44.200 --> 0:20:48.879 my friend proceeds to tell me about Kimmy. So she's like, girl, 0:20:50.480 --> 0:20:55.600 my friend Kimmy. Um, she dates ray J and she's 0:20:55.600 --> 0:20:58.400 always crying about him because he's always cheating on her. 0:20:58.480 --> 0:21:03.720 And she's crying not ray J was a serial cheater. Yes, yes, 0:21:04.080 --> 0:21:06.480 she is always crying over ray J and dressed out 0:21:06.520 --> 0:21:09.240 over him. And she's like, but she's so pretty, she's 0:21:09.240 --> 0:21:13.200 so pretty, but she's had so much plastic surgery she's had, 0:21:13.359 --> 0:21:15.640 you know, at this time, she had her butt done 0:21:15.680 --> 0:21:19.160 in her face. Okay, this was before I even knew 0:21:19.160 --> 0:21:21.680 people got butts done, right, Okay, So she starts with like, 0:21:21.760 --> 0:21:24.560 you know, she had her nose done and her this 0:21:24.920 --> 0:21:27.359 like she just went down a list of ship that 0:21:27.480 --> 0:21:29.919 Kimmy had done. You've been and then the Kimmy te 0:21:30.119 --> 0:21:32.479 for a long time rising and then and then she 0:21:32.520 --> 0:21:35.000 goes and she had her butt done, and I said 0:21:35.200 --> 0:21:37.760 her butt done, and this was like and so Warm 0:21:37.800 --> 0:21:39.760 was drafted. Warm went to Portland's two thousand five. This 0:21:39.760 --> 0:21:41.720 was two thousand five. So in two thousand five, I 0:21:41.720 --> 0:21:44.080 didn't know people were doing their butts. Okay, and this 0:21:44.119 --> 0:21:47.480 is how much that's seventeen years ago. Yeah, okay, but 0:21:47.560 --> 0:21:51.720 I'm telling you so this person had no reason to 0:21:51.920 --> 0:21:56.800 make up no lies no about Kimmy because nobody knew 0:21:56.800 --> 0:21:59.120 who she was. And then she proceeded, Yeah, Kimmy, she 0:21:59.119 --> 0:22:04.239 she um she she uh would organize his closets and 0:22:04.359 --> 0:22:08.240 you know, okay, and her stepfather's Bruce Jenner and there 0:22:09.600 --> 0:22:13.159 and they're opening a um a boutique and you know, 0:22:13.200 --> 0:22:15.240