Speaker 1: You're listening to mess yeah, Mike check once.
Speaker 2: Who wants to Are we recording? Yes we are?
Speaker 1: Oh wow, bitch, Yeah that's a messy, messy local.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't think we're like, oh, we need to sing.
Speaker 2: I don't know. We do it all the time. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm like, that's our thing.
Speaker 1: I know when I was watching a clip the other
Speaker 1: day and they were like, if if you sing more
Speaker 1: than X amount of seconds, you can't monetize that clip anywhere.
Speaker 2: So wait what Landen mom? Wow? Wow wow, Yeah, No,
Speaker 2: I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: I thought that if we play it on the podcast,
Speaker 1: if we play the actual song, we.
Speaker 2: Get it's something about singing it. I don't know, that's great.
Speaker 1: It's weird, like do you want to you know, be
Speaker 1: on top of the charts again because of us or not?
Speaker 1: You know, yeah, because sometimes you could just have like
Speaker 1: DOCI played that the Anxiety song and it's it's like
Speaker 1: super viral. Now she brought that song back and we
Speaker 1: did that song on on that music video on videos.
Speaker 1: Oh well now the new video, the new video, I
Speaker 1: was watching it yesterday, yesteray, No, that's the song somebody
Speaker 1: then I used to know. Yeah, yeah, and they have
Speaker 1: an example of the music video and her music video.
Speaker 1: I know, I watched it yesterday while I was getting
Speaker 1: dressed to go to this party, and I think watching
Speaker 1: it on a loop gave me anxiety because it took
Speaker 1: me a really long time to leave my house, but
Speaker 1: I couldn't figure out what to wear.
Speaker 2: But don't but doesn't it Don't you normally take a
Speaker 2: long time to leave the house.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But something about watching the video and listening to
Speaker 1: it on repeat while I was getting dressed, I was like.
Speaker 2: Wait, anxiety.
Speaker 1: I was like anxiety, and I was like being stuff
Speaker 1: off and throwing it on the chair next to me.
Speaker 1: Why were you listening to it or on repeat? Because
Speaker 1: I was watching the video but I was like watching
Speaker 1: my face. So I was like, well, I missed the beginning,
Speaker 1: let me watch it again. And then I was putting
Speaker 1: on my face products and I was so I kept
Speaker 1: missing it. So I kept rewatching the video so I
Speaker 1: could see what I was missing, and you know, anxiety,
Speaker 1: just it kept playing over and over and over again.
Speaker 2: Damn bro, Yet I would have that, I would have
Speaker 2: drove me wild.
Speaker 1: And then you were messaging me like stuff from the party,
Speaker 1: from the party, and.
Speaker 2: I was like I'm missing everything.
Speaker 1: Literally, missing nothing literally just the photo booth. Yes, and
Speaker 1: sent me pictures from the photo booth, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I should be in the photo.
Speaker 2: I said, hurry, get here, we need photo booth.
Speaker 1: But I only wanted you to hurry and get here
Speaker 1: so I could do the photos and then.
Speaker 2: And then leave.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there really is no greater feeling like showing up,
Speaker 1: showing face and then people being.
Speaker 2: Like I thought I saw Sydney.
Speaker 1: Hmm, do a couple laps, Hi, Hi, smile really big,
Speaker 1: shake hands, give a hug.
Speaker 2: Okay. So what's better to you?
Speaker 1: Okay, showing up early, getting there for the start of
Speaker 1: all the festivities and then dipping out before it gets
Speaker 1: crazy or it gets too late, or showing up a
Speaker 1: little bit later making an entrance.
Speaker 2: Now the like everybody's warmed up.
Speaker 1: The food is also, you know, it's been sitting for
Speaker 1: a while, so it's not hitting the same.
Speaker 2: It's got spit all over everybody, no skin that like
Speaker 2: skin on you, you know what I'm talking about us?
Speaker 1: So what's better showing up early and being there for
Speaker 1: like the setup, or showing up late making an entrance.
Speaker 1: But the food is, you know, I think showing up
Speaker 1: later is better in terms of like community, you know,
Speaker 1: chip friendship. People remember the people who were there at
Speaker 1: the end. They don't remember the people who got there
Speaker 1: early because the cool people weren't there early. Right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: So I got there, I saw the setup. There was
Speaker 2: not a lot of people there.
Speaker 1: I'm eating, you know, jelly donuts, just looking just there
Speaker 1: and so you know, I said hi to the people,
Speaker 1: hugged people said I smell good. That's how you know
Speaker 1: the party is not packed at all. People could literally
Speaker 1: smell me you. Yeah, if that means it's not enough
Speaker 1: people in this bitch, but thank you, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: But telling someone they smell good is a top tier compliment.
Speaker 1: That's like a top five I think.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was.
Speaker 1: I was happy about the compliments. I took enough photos,
Speaker 1: got out of there. But then when I got home,
Speaker 1: I was like, did I even need to come to
Speaker 1: the party?
Speaker 4: Oh, sound like you hit a serge with the Ubers
Speaker 4: because it actually, Mike Uber was thirty two dollars or
Speaker 4: that's pretty good because it cost me thirty three dollars
Speaker 4: to get there, so thirty two to get back, and
Speaker 4: you know I should have stayed because we could have
Speaker 4: just split a n uber.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I stayed. I was there until you gotta ride. No.
Speaker 1: I mean, yes, I got a ride, but that's not
Speaker 1: why I stayed that late. But I was there until
Speaker 1: like two o'clock. I left at two am.
Speaker 2: Damn, I could have died.
Speaker 1: I didn't go to bed till three. I should have
Speaker 1: just stayed. AnyWho, you know what, I was up watching
Speaker 1: what you know? What's what's mess for me? I don't
Speaker 1: know what happened to me, but I'm fully into Queen
Speaker 1: Latifa Lore right now? Latifa, Queen Latifa Lore. Is it Coachella?
Speaker 1: Her coming out of Coachella?
Speaker 2: Yes, people were going crazy over mag and Victoria.
Speaker 1: I said, get them out of here. I want the
Speaker 1: woman with the arms showing and then the chest covered.
Speaker 1: I was going crazy for I was like.
Speaker 2: Has she ever been this hot?
Speaker 1: And then like her wrapping and just being like dominating
Speaker 1: the stage and right now, I was like, and then
Speaker 1: the us not even knowing what you on? You and
Speaker 1: I t y, they couldn't even spell. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's so sad.
Speaker 2: I said she was performing for me.
Speaker 1: She was, but they were so into Megan Victoria. I said,
Speaker 1: I don't care about those girls.
Speaker 2: So I want that one.
Speaker 1: So now that you've fallen down Queen Latifa's rabbit hole,
Speaker 1: what you what do you watch?
Speaker 2: You're watching an equalizer load on you.
Speaker 1: Now, let me tell you what Meghan blessed us with. Oh,
Speaker 1: Meghan went to dinner with Queen Latifa and her wife
Speaker 1: and they were doing oysters as cargo muscles, real like
Speaker 1: sexies say, Like, it wasn't like a steak and chicken situation.
Speaker 2: It was oysters. That's a choice.
Speaker 1: You heard that steak and chicken, not sexy oysters. And
Speaker 1: what's the other stuff that she was said, muscles? Oh,
Speaker 1: I don't like mess cargo. Okay, okay, so this is
Speaker 1: where the mess comes in. Okay, because Queen Latifa is
Speaker 1: like there and then her wife is like her and
Speaker 1: Meghan are gonna like see who can make the best
Speaker 1: oysters for queen.
Speaker 2: Okay, And I said, now this is my poor No.
Speaker 1: This is what I want. You know, they were being
Speaker 1: they were being demire with it because I was like,
Speaker 1: how you eat? They were like putting it in their mouth,
Speaker 1: but like having it holding up. They weren't slurping. There
Speaker 1: was no slurping going on. But then this is when
Speaker 1: I said, Meghan, bitch, you crazy, She's like, Queen, show
Speaker 1: me how to how to eat those muscles.
Speaker 2: And then Queen was like, you know how to eat
Speaker 2: the muscles? And the comments were disgusting. They had that
Speaker 2: They said, did I hear a train to too? Girl?
Speaker 2: I was going crazy.
Speaker 1: How many of the disgusting comments came from you?
Speaker 2: None? I didn't.
Speaker 1: I I said, damn, scroll, I'm not going to see
Speaker 1: something in the comments.
Speaker 2: Girls.
Speaker 1: No, no, well the funny thing me up on the way.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: Meghan was getting the S cargo and there was bread
Speaker 1: on top of the es cargo. She thought the bread
Speaker 1: was es cargo. So my comment was, Megan, you thinking
Speaker 1: the bread is es cargo?
Speaker 2: That now that's comedy. That's the bread, yes, the breath
Speaker 2: that you dip in like the garden.
Speaker 1: Yes. Yes.
Speaker 2: But her wife was like, girl, that's the bread, that's
Speaker 2: not I was like, I love Meg, She's just like
Speaker 2: us for real. Yeah. But they were just like making
Speaker 2: it so sexual.
Speaker 1: But they were like, no, Queen is like so much
Speaker 1: older than Meg and her wife, and so it's just
Speaker 1: like that's her.
Speaker 2: Her aunties are taking her out. But see a girl.
Speaker 1: I was like ah, this is I said, this is
Speaker 1: what I want. And you know, Queen, she stays out
Speaker 1: of it. She stays out of the mix. She's living
Speaker 1: her life. She's still talented, hair stays done, hair stays
Speaker 1: she's she had on cool glasses. You never really get
Speaker 1: to see her do too much. And that is what
Speaker 1: hot mystery. I don't want to know too much. That
Speaker 1: is not sexy when I know everything about you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: grooves like who are you?
Speaker 2: Like? Are you? Are you a prince?
Speaker 1: Are you you know, like a Jean Bonnet Ramsey reincarnated?
Speaker 2: Are you you know what I'm saying? Yeah, who are you?
Speaker 2: Are you skimmer? Are you a king?
Speaker 1: Are you a I'm not thinking about none of that.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about, Queen. Are you are you talking? Are
Speaker 1: you what y'all watching? What you're listening to? Are you cooking?
Speaker 2: After?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: Are you cuddling? I'm cuddling. Yeah, I'm thinking it's cargo.
Speaker 2: Feel like the wrong way to do it because you're
Speaker 2: not a professional. No, no, no, no, you're not. You don't know
Speaker 2: is not sexy for you. It's snails.
Speaker 1: It is sexy sauce, but it's snails.
Speaker 2: See, you gotta take your mind out of it. You
Speaker 2: gotta mine is in it?
Speaker 1: No, you gotta you gotta get if you really think
Speaker 1: about it. Reading or a burger that's a cow like,
Speaker 1: that's not sexy.
Speaker 2: I was not sexy.
Speaker 1: But a cow has like three stomachs, you know, a cow.
Speaker 2: You know, it's interesting.
Speaker 1: A snail is a bug, a slug. It's like it's
Speaker 1: like the shrimp of the land.
Speaker 2: You know, I don't know. Yes, I mean, I hear you,
Speaker 2: I hear you.
Speaker 1: But if Queen Latifa is at the table, Meg the
Speaker 1: Stallion and Queen Latifa's wife, I'm eating whatever.
Speaker 2: They putting on the table. I'll tell you that much.
Speaker 2: I don't like lava beans, but I'll slit them open,
Speaker 2: lay them. Whatever they put on the table. You eat.
Speaker 2: And you said, why you gotta be nasty.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to be on the table she's eating. Oh no,
Speaker 1: I don't want to say it like that. But said it.
Speaker 2: I said it, but I didn't say what I said.
Speaker 2: I did not say what I said.
Speaker 1: Take it back, listen, that's being disrespectful. Let some rewind
Speaker 1: the clear. Yes, but the mess.
Speaker 2: Was just Meg.
Speaker 1: You know what you're doing, because Queen don't put nothing
Speaker 1: on the internet.
Speaker 2: Like that.
Speaker 1: It's very like professional, it's very you know, promo of this,
Speaker 1: promo of that. But this was the inside, This was
Speaker 1: behind the velvet rope.
Speaker 2: It was exact. Queen Aiva's wife. Yes, Ebony and she's
Speaker 2: a cutie.
Speaker 1: Queen the chief for Okay, you know what, Sydney, You
Speaker 1: know I have a better I have a better insight
Speaker 1: on what your type is.
Speaker 2: First of all, my friend, long enough, you know what
Speaker 2: my type is.
Speaker 1: You went, well, I can't wait to go to fancy
Speaker 1: dinners with rich people and have people drooling over us
Speaker 1: in the comments.
Speaker 2: That's making it for me. Girl. They already drewl over you.
Speaker 2: What are you talking about every time? Every time a video?
Speaker 1: Damn look Reezy wearing ooh Craezyzy.
Speaker 2: Please stop stop what you're doing later?
Speaker 1: No, absolutely not. Okay, Sidney, we haven't done a little
Speaker 1: solo episode and then.
Speaker 2: We have not We have to get into it right away.
Speaker 2: What's okay? What's my mess? You know? I uh something
Speaker 2: bit me? Oh that's miss yeah? Is it dirty in here?
Speaker 2: You got up? No side? No, I don't see that anyways.
Speaker 2: What's your mass? Girl?
Speaker 1: I don't set it so you don't redoing my apartment.
Speaker 1: I'm like getting new furniture, YadA, YadA, yadas. So I
Speaker 1: was on Facebook Marketplace. I've been doing that a lot recently,
Speaker 1: and we will be coming back to Facebook Marketplace in
Speaker 1: a second. But I saw this dresser, this little nightstand
Speaker 1: from bed Bath and Beyond. Yeah, this podcast is not
Speaker 1: sponsored by bed Bath and Beyond, but whatever. So I
Speaker 1: get it. It gets delivered. I pop open the box.
Speaker 2: The bottom is cracked. There's a big ass crack.
Speaker 1: At the bottom of it, and I was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, I can't believe I spent money on this.
Speaker 2: This has to go back.
Speaker 1: I call them and they're like, listen, we're gonna issue
Speaker 1: you a refund. They were like, we can send you
Speaker 1: the parts and you can fix it. Excuse me, why
Speaker 1: would I want to do it myself?
Speaker 2: Do I look like an engineer? Hello? Is it giving
Speaker 2: hidden figures? I'm not here to build a nightstand. They
Speaker 2: said you could build a bear, you could build your knights.
Speaker 2: They said, we heard you.
Speaker 1: Build a man, sister, you could build this bookshelf. No,
Speaker 1: So I was like no. They were like, so we can.
Speaker 1: Do you want us to replace it? I was like, no,
Speaker 1: just I want a refund. And so they said, we're
Speaker 1: going to send you your money back, and then someone
Speaker 1: from FedEx is gonna come within the next ten days
Speaker 1: to check on the furniture to see if it's a
Speaker 1: mistake that they made or if it's a manufacturer mistake.
Speaker 1: And I was like, FedEx is coming in into two
Speaker 1: f now, and they were like yes, And he was
Speaker 1: like if he doesn't come, then you got to dispose
Speaker 1: of the night stand by yourself. And I was like, hmm,
Speaker 1: they should have never told you that. They should never
Speaker 1: gave you that. Ever, Mason, they said too much. So
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get my money back and I don't have
Speaker 1: to send this back.
Speaker 2: It's not even that bad. Honestly, girl, Actually it's not
Speaker 2: that bad. It was. It was a giant, gaping wound.
Speaker 1: It was a gaping crack when I paid for it.
Speaker 1: But now that I got my money back, I'm like,
Speaker 1: for free.
Speaker 2: It's not that bad. Even if you use that drole
Speaker 2: we use the dro on top.
Speaker 1: Wow, A win is a win. You stay win and
Speaker 1: Marie girl.
Speaker 2: But I will say, for like twenty four hours, every
Speaker 2: time my.
Speaker 1: Buzzer rang, I was like, is it FedEx? So I
Speaker 1: was like, not opening the door for anybody. But yeah,
Speaker 1: it's been more than ten days. And it looks very
Speaker 1: very cute next to my bed.
Speaker 2: And is it messy that people keep sending me free
Speaker 2: broken stuff?
Speaker 1: I mean, God wouldn't send you anything that you don't deserve.
Speaker 2: So there that is my mom that amen. You know
Speaker 2: I do, I do. I do remind people of mother
Speaker 2: sometimes she's mother, I mother.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so yeah, I got this thing and it's
Speaker 1: and I had to send them pictures of it obviously
Speaker 1: for them to be like.
Speaker 2: Well, if we talk you through it, will you be
Speaker 2: able to fix this? No?
Speaker 1: No, hey, sir, I can't even reply back to emails.
Speaker 1: What makes you think I can? I can fix the babe.
Speaker 1: I'm not Rosy the riveter. I know we got a
Speaker 1: lot going on and we're about to go to World
Speaker 1: War seven or whatever, but I'm not here to do this. No.
Speaker 1: I just want something cute next to the bed that
Speaker 1: I put my plants on and my panties in.
Speaker 2: And you know, maybe I'll get a rose or something.
Speaker 2: I'll put that in the second draw and it's cracked.
Speaker 2: You know, maybe you're a Bible a rose on the
Speaker 2: Bible on the Bible.
Speaker 1: I love that that's aesthetic that you got going on
Speaker 1: in your Yeah. I mean, I don't even really know
Speaker 1: if that's a messy, but remember I did get my
Speaker 1: bed for free that one time, so yes, But what
Speaker 1: about we're coming back? What about the shoes?
Speaker 2: Which shoes? Oh, shoes, the shoes.
Speaker 1: Oh, you know, I don't really know what happened with
Speaker 1: those shoes, but to be fair, somebody else did pay
Speaker 1: for them, so it's like, okay, well, so it's also
Speaker 1: that damn listen. Like I said, God's favorite is always
Speaker 1: in the building.
Speaker 2: No, I feel I have one hundred right here, top one.
Speaker 1: Right here, God's favorite, but not top three.
Speaker 2: Top three God's favorites.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now, Rihanna, Yes, Donald Trump
Speaker 1: because he's a hot, gross mess, but he seems to
Speaker 1: just do what he does and that he's doing great.
Speaker 1: That can be God's. That's that's Satan's. Yeah, okay, it's
Speaker 1: my bad sinners, yeah okay. And then the number one favorite,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, Pete Davidson.
Speaker 2: What yes, no, ma'am, he's he's he's doing great and
Speaker 2: has been doing great since he was like nineteen. Is
Speaker 2: he doing grace? Have you seen him?
Speaker 1: No, the tattoos are coming off. The women still want
Speaker 1: to bang him. He looked like a subway spray painted
Speaker 1: in the nineties, but he's still getting you know, like
Speaker 1: women across the like the spectrum of like hot and successful,
Speaker 1: are with him. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And I hate to say this on record, but women
Speaker 2: do be dumb. Like women do has nothing to do
Speaker 2: with him. It's the girlies, the standards, the eats. Girl.
Speaker 1: When I tell you, the standards start at bedrock and
Speaker 1: then go up from there. No shade, but it's like,
Speaker 1: you know, you know, bums that ain't got no jobs
Speaker 1: that are getting women. So imagine somebody who has status
Speaker 1: like that. But you could tell he there's like mental
Speaker 1: warfare happening constantly with him in his own mind. And
Speaker 1: I probably go through the same warfare, except I'm broke.
Speaker 1: I am broken.
Speaker 2: I'm not broke. Let me change the narrative. You are
Speaker 2: a bed bath and beyond night's time, someone take me,
Speaker 2: take me for free. But yeah, women, women do be dumb.
Speaker 2: This is true.
Speaker 1: Speaking of that girl, I've been watching Love after lock
Speaker 1: Up or Love and Yes girl, they have to shut
Speaker 1: it down.
Speaker 2: Now, what is this on true?
Speaker 1: Listen, I've been watching the clips on TikTok, and you know,
Speaker 1: people get they got ten minute limit and they cutting
Speaker 1: it up and they putting the whole Apple episodes of that.
Speaker 2: I'm watching many parts. Okay, so talk to me about
Speaker 2: what what's standing out. So, first of all, tell us
Speaker 2: what love after lock up is.
Speaker 1: It's these girls that are linking up with these guys
Speaker 1: that are in prison for they're doing years. These guys
Speaker 1: are doing years, and I guess they you know, have
Speaker 1: spoken to them for a long time, or maybe they
Speaker 1: met last year. It's all varies, but some of them
Speaker 1: are meeting them while they're locked up.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's what I'm saying. App. I'm not looking that
Speaker 2: deep into it all. I know.
Speaker 3: I think there's a website where you can write letters
Speaker 3: to context.
Speaker 1: So you just scroll through the ones that you like
Speaker 1: and then you say, oh my god, number sixty two. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: our producers are in the building and they can confirm
Speaker 1: that this is a real thing. But it's like it's
Speaker 1: so annoying because it's like, hey, we be screaming we
Speaker 1: deserve this, we deserve that.
Speaker 2: And then you see these.
Speaker 1: Girls talking to men behind bars, no offense to them.
Speaker 2: They're not free.
Speaker 1: This guy had the nerve to tell this woman, Hey,
Speaker 1: I just got out of jail. I'm the catch. No,
Speaker 1: you got caught by the police. You're not the catch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you got catched.
Speaker 1: What the hell? Like, wait, I just got out of jail.
Speaker 1: I'm a catch, Yes, sir, throw it back in. He
Speaker 1: said it with his whole, his whole incacerated chest.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 1: And the girls in the commerce was like, and that's
Speaker 1: when I would have called the police, said come get him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right here, yeah, come
Speaker 2: get him. Yeah. It's sad.
Speaker 1: And then some of these guys have more than one girl,
Speaker 1: Like they're talking to numerous girls and saying the same game.
Speaker 1: And then they come out and this one guy told
Speaker 1: the girl, oh, my mom's coming to pick me up,
Speaker 1: but the other girl was coming to pick him up.
Speaker 1: Then he goes to her house, they have sex, then
Speaker 1: he goes meet to this other girl. Now the other
Speaker 1: girl is a catfish. I'll tell you that not like
Speaker 1: the photo, that what she did was a crime. She
Speaker 1: was fully she needs to go to jail as well. Okay,
Speaker 1: cased up, I mean the amount of teeth that was
Speaker 1: missing on the side. I said, actually, you do pair
Speaker 1: well with a convict. Wait, definitely hold on with a criminal.
Speaker 2: Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold down.
Speaker 1: I wanted to feel sorry for her, but I said, ma'am,
Speaker 1: you didn't. You did not photoshop no teeth in your mouth?
Speaker 1: So what did you think was gonna happen when we
Speaker 1: sees you? So what's the catfish? She pretended to have
Speaker 1: teeth when she didn't, or she like face tuned the
Speaker 1: rest of her face. She just have photos that she
Speaker 1: just doesn't look like that. She doesn't look like that
Speaker 1: at all. I'm gonna we're gonna put it in the
Speaker 1: photo dump. I'm gonna put it in the dump and
Speaker 1: you're gonna see, and I'm gonna show you after and
Speaker 1: you're gonna be like, what the fuck she did?
Speaker 2: She did that? Man? Dirty?
Speaker 1: How many teeth can you be missing? Do you have
Speaker 1: to be missing in order to be like appropriate today?
Speaker 2: A convict? Like? How many teeth gotta be out? Like
Speaker 2: four plus?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say that's that's exactly how many was missing
Speaker 1: on each side or one just on one side, like
Speaker 1: the whole bag, the whole side table gone, the Western
Speaker 1: hemisphere empty. Yeah, And as somebody who was a former
Speaker 1: a I'm missing something in my mouth.
Speaker 2: Like, I get it. It's hard to get your teeth
Speaker 2: back and missing something in my mouth.
Speaker 1: Sydney, this episode is too sexually explicit.
Speaker 2: No, it's not so, though. What do you mean, Hey,
Speaker 2: that's what you're gonna say to Queen the Teva when
Speaker 2: you meet her? No, I have I have the tooth down.
Speaker 1: He liked it so much, and I'm saying, like, I'm
Speaker 1: not I'm not trying to be too judgmental, but like, girl,
Speaker 1: what did you think he was gonna do? And then
Speaker 1: the thing that was so weird is that she was like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna meet him, and she was being like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're gonna have sex all night and all and even
Speaker 1: for me, who I'm like, yeah, girl, you don't know him.
Speaker 1: He's been in jail for a minute.
Speaker 2: How many minutes? How long he was in jail?
Speaker 1: I think like since he was eighteen and then he
Speaker 1: got out when he was twenty five.
Speaker 2: Yeah, or maybe maybe he was younger than that. I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 1: But when he said on camera he said, oh no,
Speaker 1: he told her, he told her, or on camera he's like,
Speaker 1: I haven't been intimate when a woman in six years.
Speaker 2: But you have been intimate. Yeah, let's talk about it.
Speaker 1: But you have intimate with a woman, and that was
Speaker 1: your choice. Sir, what's the last time you were intimate
Speaker 1: in ja? I would have just said I haven't been
Speaker 1: intimate in six years, but you said with a woman.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so already already he looked like Chris Brown
Speaker 1: with dreads, he got tats, he got light eyes. Oh
Speaker 1: you know, he was having a good time up in there.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say good time, but he was having a time.
Speaker 1: Time was happening.
Speaker 2: But you know, I don't even go there.
Speaker 1: I just want to say that the girls I felt.
Speaker 1: I was like, man, it's so bad out here.
Speaker 2: It's so bad. Like it's not that bad.
Speaker 1: It is that bad because the show has been going
Speaker 1: on for years.
Speaker 2: Not that bad ninety women.
Speaker 1: It's women who are doing these things that they feel
Speaker 1: like it's bad for them.
Speaker 2: But it's some women that would never ever in a
Speaker 2: million years.
Speaker 1: First of all, I don't even know what website that
Speaker 1: is convictlove.
Speaker 2: Dot gov, like where.
Speaker 1: These women have to seek these men out and then
Speaker 1: they find them. I mean, granted, we got friends who
Speaker 1: write letters to Luigi jonie Hey and I already look
Speaker 1: at them sideway too, I'm saying, baby girl.
Speaker 2: Baby girl. I'm like I'm.
Speaker 1: Literally like, hey, no, we're judging them too. I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is wild. Butlig Luigi killed a part, like you know,
Speaker 1: he like modern day Joan of Arc for the White Sorry, sure, no, yes, yes, okay, sure,
Speaker 1: I mean I don't even really know a Joan of
Speaker 1: Arc deal, but you killed Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was like, you know what, you know, Luigi is
Speaker 2: Joan of Arc for them.
Speaker 1: But these other people who've been in jail since they
Speaker 1: were eighteen and got when they were twenty five, what
Speaker 1: did they do?
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Another woman had a whole business, right, and she said,
Speaker 1: so my husband who's in jail, she married him while.
Speaker 2: He was in jail.
Speaker 1: She said, so he's going to be a part of
Speaker 1: the company. So we're going to have him on zoom
Speaker 1: during the meeting. And everybody at the job was like, hey,
Speaker 1: I think no, two weeks for you, baby, I think
Speaker 1: my notice is right fucking now.
Speaker 2: They quit.
Speaker 1: The woman is in jail now she was a scam artist.
Speaker 1: Of course, they said, hey, she's in jail. She said,
Speaker 1: well it was for drugs. So he is a businessman.
Speaker 2: I said, oh, did she like, get me out of here?
Speaker 2: I said, you know what, I am too conscious.
Speaker 1: It'd be why honest, dating is not bad enough for
Speaker 1: y'all to be marrying convicts and being number two, three
Speaker 1: four on their.
Speaker 2: List of women that they call every night. That's it's
Speaker 2: not that bad. But let me take you a step further.
Speaker 1: People think they're better than the love after lock up
Speaker 1: or whatever, the ninety day fiance, but hey, love is
Speaker 1: blind and then going to like hinge.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's all.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you what I've been watching? What love
Speaker 1: on the specu horse that we root for them with
Speaker 1: love on the spectrum is interesting for me because it's
Speaker 1: like we think of them as weird, and it's like
Speaker 1: are they.
Speaker 2: Weird or are we weird?
Speaker 1: We're weird because they'd be like, listen, she don't like
Speaker 1: if she don't like trains, she's not for me, and
Speaker 1: I love that, And the girl will.
Speaker 2: Be like, she'll be like, do you like trains?
Speaker 1: No, She'll be like, mmm, I'm ready to go home now,
Speaker 1: and it's like it could it could all be so simple,
Speaker 1: but we legit like we're like, well, I don't like
Speaker 1: this about this person, but maybe I could chang or
Speaker 1: this is important to me, but maybe it's not that
Speaker 1: important to me if this person doesn't care about it, and.
Speaker 2: It's like we could all learn a little bit from them.
Speaker 1: Love on the spectrum is standing on business. They're like,
Speaker 1: hey that I'm not this. Hey, They'll be at the
Speaker 1: end of the day and like, so, yeah, I'm not,
Speaker 1: we're not compatible. I'm not, I'm not We're I don't
Speaker 1: feeling you, but I would like to, like, I wish
Speaker 1: you well having it, And they'll be like, yep, I understand.
Speaker 1: One couple like a petting zoo and she was like,
Speaker 1: I like him, I'm going to ask him out on
Speaker 1: another date. And he was like, hey, Brandy, this was fun,
Speaker 1: but I just want to be friends.
Speaker 2: And she was like, okay, I loved it. I loved it.
Speaker 2: But here's here's my issue.
Speaker 1: Right when we watch shows like that, we got to
Speaker 1: have a preference of like you got to know in
Speaker 1: advance that they're on the spectrum for you to be
Speaker 1: like have empathy.
Speaker 2: But there's so many things of these shows where I'm like,
Speaker 2: are you sure those people are not on the spectrum
Speaker 2: as well? Because everyone is on the spectrum. Yes, yes,
Speaker 2: what spectrum? Are you on? It's how far on it
Speaker 2: are you? Yes, it's how deep is your love for me?
Speaker 1: Yes? Some people I don't know. I'm not saying that
Speaker 1: that's what I want. I'm just saying I'd rather do
Speaker 1: that than a convict. What I look like Fedra. Okay, Wait,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, you think I I'm looking for an
Speaker 1: apollo out here.
Speaker 2: Wait. She was with him before he went into jail,
Speaker 2: that's different. But then he came out, and then he
Speaker 2: then he have to go back.
Speaker 1: I don't know his life, but I do know that
Speaker 1: she was with she had she built a foundation before
Speaker 1: he went to jail. Marie, if I go to jail,
Speaker 1: you done with me? Well, what you're going to jail for?
Speaker 1: Let's talk about it. What's the top three reasons Sidney
Speaker 1: would be going to jail? Give me the three crimes,
Speaker 1: the I, the R and the silly friends.
Speaker 2: We absolutely can be friends, sister. The only way student loans.
Speaker 2: That's the only reason.
Speaker 1: That's the only reason, other than that, I'm a low
Speaker 1: abiding citizen.
Speaker 2: And I'm not killing nobody. I'm not selling drugs, I'm
Speaker 2: not I'm not stealing, I'm not robbing.
Speaker 1: I have been to jail, though, I have, but that
Speaker 1: that this expunged.
Speaker 2: Yes, doesn't it take? No? No, I went to I
Speaker 2: went to court and everything, Sis, I have my blazer on,
Speaker 2: iron down, I have, I have my business bangs on
Speaker 2: and I say, your hona, your hona overrull.
Speaker 1: It wasn't mine, It wasn't me. It was me, but
Speaker 1: it was not my. I did not purchase that police betime.
Speaker 2: It was a gift. I'll never forget.
Speaker 1: Never, never forget, yeah, said the kid. You know, if
Speaker 1: you were a jail I would write you letters. You Marie,
Speaker 1: you barely right back to my text message, h but
Speaker 1: I would write you jail notes.
Speaker 2: Girl, let me tell you what mess is happening. You
Speaker 2: would send me a voice voice memo. I will come
Speaker 2: see you and we would hold hands on the glass. No, Sis,
Speaker 2: I don't believe it. I don't believe you're lying. Why
Speaker 2: are you lying on the mic right now?
Speaker 1: Girl? You don't think that I would show up with
Speaker 1: a full camera crew to to see what what.
Speaker 2: You're wearing, what the fit giving.
Speaker 1: I'm wearing a veil, definitely like a like a beanie
Speaker 1: with a veil attack. Okay, because I'm distraught. My sister,
Speaker 1: my sisters locked up since, first of all, let me,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna hold you. Since they're gonna tell you
Speaker 1: a time frame to come, you're you're missing it. You're
Speaker 1: not gonna be a you're gonna miss to get to me.
Speaker 1: And then you can't take a regular car, take the bus. Well,
Speaker 1: I would take a car. You would a car would off?
Speaker 1: I said, this is a work expense, Yeah, sister, you
Speaker 1: And then and then it would be like months would
Speaker 1: pass and you're like.
Speaker 2: Oh, my sis, who's doing your hair in there? Like
Speaker 2: you would just ask? Stupid ass girl.
Speaker 1: If they're letting uh jail CEOs jump on zoom calls,
Speaker 1: we could do zooms. It's not the same. You gotta
Speaker 1: come visit. You could go live on TikTok and I
Speaker 1: would join your live.
Speaker 2: That's and that's when I say you're blocked.
Speaker 1: Girl, you're blocked. They have social media in jail. They'd
Speaker 1: be going viral in the penitentiy. But that's for strangers.
Speaker 1: We're actually we're sisters.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but girl, if you went viral, you would be
Speaker 2: the hot convict. You know what I'm saying. Think of
Speaker 2: all the brand deals you would get kids. I because
Speaker 2: God knows I need it now. Forever Cardier bracelet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I could see that girl platinum platinum bracelets, yes, Tiffany's, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they would. I could totally see them collabing with me
Speaker 1: for so Yeah. I love I love how you know
Speaker 1: innovative you are.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, girl, you know, I'm always saying about
Speaker 2: a brand deal.
Speaker 1: So yeah, and it works, it works, and you know what,
Speaker 1: and I need to move forward with that.
Speaker 2: So I will be going to jail okay for for
Speaker 2: the pie? Oh yes, will we? iHeart?
Speaker 1: Will we be able to still lock in? Will they
Speaker 1: be able to give me some equipment over there?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, they gonna send it to you. They're
Speaker 2: gonna put it on your books. Oh, send it to
Speaker 2: your cos.
Speaker 1: My God, they will know longer be on iHeart, this
Speaker 1: will be going on to be still. I will need
Speaker 1: the acon convict h chain door being slammed, being.
Speaker 2: Convict. Convict. Wow.
Speaker 1: And that's why you never stop working. You're constantly just
Speaker 1: keeping it going. I'm constantly not doing the work that
Speaker 1: I need to be doing. But thank you for seeing me.
Speaker 2: Since honestly, I see the vision and I'm gonna work
Speaker 2: on it. I legit.
Speaker 1: I've been wasting a lot of time not wasting. I've
Speaker 1: been spending a lot of time on Facebook, Marketplace, looking
Speaker 1: for new tables, looking for new benches, YadA, YadA, YadA.
Speaker 1: I think that if you have a pet, you have
Speaker 1: to tell people you have a dog or a cat.
Speaker 1: Because I got this bench that I love, I sent
Speaker 1: you a picture of I can smell this lady had
Speaker 1: two chihuahuas smell when I sit at my at my table.
Speaker 1: When hey, y'all, y'all, animals sank like it's just y'all
Speaker 1: have to be honest, y'all say, y'all love these animals
Speaker 1: so much.
Speaker 2: They smell. They stank.
Speaker 1: They got crust in the eyes, like I know you
Speaker 1: feeding them like chicken from scratch or whatever, but they
Speaker 1: smell bad. Let me tell you something. Stink, stank stone,
Speaker 1: It's stank. And that's okay. The room got really quiet
Speaker 1: in here because there's anybody got pan in here.
Speaker 2: And yeah, you have to stinky dogs, okay.
Speaker 3: And I work very hard to keep my home. But
Speaker 3: you know what I noticed, did you buy it from
Speaker 3: a white person?
Speaker 2: She was give a hispanic shut up.
Speaker 3: White people be talking about their dog smelling, and it's
Speaker 3: because they actually don't clean their home.
Speaker 2: Mmm, they don't clean their home, but they also don't
Speaker 2: clean their dogs. It's the dog.
Speaker 3: The dog be sticking in the house and they don't
Speaker 3: properly clean their home because I have panicked asked many
Speaker 3: friends when they come home, like, do you smell my dogs?
Speaker 3: And they're like, no, it smells like ASoP in here.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, and that's the point.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, let's just be honest here, what's mess
Speaker 1: y'all haveing? These these animals rip and run the streets.
Speaker 1: They're on their train.
Speaker 2: You have your dog is train. Your dog is laid
Speaker 2: out under the sea on the sea train.
Speaker 1: Arrest you need to be arrested. You and your dog
Speaker 1: in the pound, in the pound? Why why would you
Speaker 1: be having your your labradoodle sprawled out?
Speaker 2: First of all, that's a that's a cute, cuddly dog.
Speaker 1: Why why are you on the train and you know
Speaker 1: they're not washing the train off the dog when they're
Speaker 1: now it's.
Speaker 2: Getting on the Creighton barrel couch.
Speaker 1: Yeah, in the hall place, no offense. It's the dog
Speaker 1: in the if you bringing it on the train, and
Speaker 1: that's why they were First of all, you think the
Speaker 1: bags is just for you know, the people around you know,
Speaker 1: it's for you, Mama's you were picking up dick particles,
Speaker 1: ship rat.
Speaker 2: All of that is on the ground, it's on the seat,
Speaker 2: roach crumb. It's nasty.
Speaker 1: It's nasty, and like, say what you want about cats. Hey,
Speaker 1: the cats is inside. They're not going out. They were
Speaker 1: once out now the end. But the outside cats are fun.
Speaker 1: I've seen them run on a fence and like tightrope
Speaker 1: walk and you know, come to somebody's window and be
Speaker 1: like me out and then get their food and leave.
Speaker 1: They're living on the edge. But those animals are not
Speaker 1: coming in the house. They're not coming in my house.
Speaker 1: Cats are definitely cleaner than dogs. But also I've never
Speaker 1: seen a cat on the subway under a seat. I've
Speaker 1: seen a pigeon, seen a pigeon on the train and online,
Speaker 1: I've seen a raccoon also or possum on the train,
Speaker 1: but never seen a cat.
Speaker 2: Cats are better than that. I couldn't even see them
Speaker 2: going down.
Speaker 1: They like they can go down, and they like actually
Speaker 1: know a cat is like this is what y'all doing
Speaker 1: down here?
Speaker 2: Absolutely calling a car.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, so you're on this Facebook marketplace journey, which
Speaker 1: is cute, but let's just keep it one thousand. The
Speaker 1: fact that Home Interior or whatever is not knocking at
Speaker 1: our doors sending us stuff is actually crazy.
Speaker 2: I have a new apartment. I'm looking for things.
Speaker 1: You. I mean, you have all the followers. I'm trying
Speaker 1: to piggyback off you. The things should be sent to
Speaker 1: her and us, because the universe knows that. And that's
Speaker 1: why I got that dresser for free. You know what,
Speaker 1: people and the universe needs to slide in on over here?
Speaker 2: Well what you need just to smith. I don't even know.
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 1: I've actually stopped looking for stuff because that actually is
Speaker 1: a mess, just like being overwhelmed with the thought of
Speaker 1: putting more stuff because I am we're putting it down here,
Speaker 1: I'm saying out, I am a hoarder.
Speaker 2: I am a hoarder. I will buy, I will collect,
Speaker 2: and then.
Speaker 1: Where does it go? We don't know, We don't know,
Speaker 1: we don't know. Where do we put it? Oh, I
Speaker 1: don't have the space. It's in bags. Bags are everywhere,
Speaker 1: but not at the new place. The bags is everywhere
Speaker 1: at the new place.
Speaker 2: They're at the new place for ree where I don't know, you.
Speaker 1: Know, sitting at her own bathroom, so she must I
Speaker 1: can't have nothing nice.
Speaker 2: I will say that.
Speaker 1: I came in my apartment last night, and when I
Speaker 1: tell you, I was praising all Christopher Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2: When I walked in, I said, God, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: I am not grateful enough last year this time I
Speaker 1: was in a room and my friend was.
Speaker 2: Barging in with her titty out, like you want some lasagna.
Speaker 2: And I'm thankful for that.
Speaker 1: I was thankful, But I am so thankful to be
Speaker 1: coming into my place, to leave a party early and
Speaker 1: just walk in and like home and be alone. There's
Speaker 1: no greater feeling. I was still on Christopher Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: But okay, yes, what version you you know what New Age?
Speaker 2: The New Testament, the remix?
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, he's got He's got a song with Chris Brown.
Speaker 1: Absolutely no, it just it does feel good. And if
Speaker 1: you don't live alone, I'm so sorry for you. But
Speaker 1: if you get the chance, please take it.
Speaker 2: I hope you dance. There's no greater feeling to living.
Speaker 1: Alone, like and after a long day of like being
Speaker 1: a people person, coming home and not having to talk
Speaker 1: to anybody.
Speaker 2: I love it so much. It's the best.
Speaker 1: It is I mean, I do you know, I have
Speaker 1: a bicoastal roommate, But I don't even want to say
Speaker 1: it's a roommate, like because one I'm too over that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I will say I'm in a lavender marriage right now. Okay.
Speaker 2: And so he's not a roommate. He is.
Speaker 1: You're a non physical lover and we share a space
Speaker 1: and it's very you know, lots of singing and fun
Speaker 1: and you know, eating terrible food. Oh, we're about to
Speaker 1: be on our grind.
Speaker 2: Are you cooking? You know?
Speaker 1: We did do a version of Sid Can Cook. I
Speaker 1: don't know if I'll ever do that again. But it
Speaker 1: was three hours, friend, No, it was less than three hours.
Speaker 2: It was a good time. It was a good time.
Speaker 2: Sydney made risotto.
Speaker 1: Oh it was mashed potato's friend. Oh, I had no knives.
Speaker 1: We used a pizza cutter to cut the pork chop. Honestly,
Speaker 1: nobody could write this. When I tell you, no written.
Speaker 1: This is why queasin art and uh, you know, I
Speaker 1: don't know, I don't know other Cara Caraway.
Speaker 2: Caraway need to hit you up. No, well they did.
Speaker 1: When I was doing Sinking Kick before, I mean I
Speaker 1: was on my I was on my shit. But now
Speaker 1: it's like, you know that the thought, the thought, the thought.
Speaker 2: It's so hard to do stuff in being adults.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I guess the last thing I'll say about
Speaker 1: Facebook Marketplace is I'll put stuff in an Uber Excel
Speaker 1: and the drivers are always pissed.
Speaker 2: Why.
Speaker 1: They're like, I'm like, can you fold the backseat down?
Speaker 1: And they're like oh.
Speaker 2: And sometimes I don't even order an Excel.
Speaker 1: I order a regular Uber and like a Toyota Siena
Speaker 1: will pop up and I'd be.
Speaker 2: Like, this will do, this, will do. I hope you
Speaker 2: got wrong.
Speaker 1: Brothers, you know, they hate me with a passion, but
Speaker 1: you know, whatever it is, what it is, Oh you don't.
Speaker 2: It's also fucking mess.
Speaker 1: Apparently when you get older, you start becoming allergic to
Speaker 1: things and you start becoming uncool. Because I'm not allergic
Speaker 1: to anything, but somehow, some way wake up my eyes
Speaker 1: feel like a little itchy or whatever, like around the
Speaker 1: like the skin, and so I'm like, oh, you know,
Speaker 1: like probably the season's changing or whatnot, pollens and whatnot
Speaker 1: just pollinating in.
Speaker 2: My in my eyes and my pupils.
Speaker 1: Then I feel like there's kind of like a cut,
Speaker 1: like underneath my lid. But I was like, you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm real, I'm real reckless with my lashes and my
Speaker 1: brushes and stuff.
Speaker 2: So it could be that the.
Speaker 1: Next day, wake up fully crust like like elephant tusks crust.
Speaker 2: Around hint tusk crust.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's it's it's like it's something close to
Speaker 1: ex like energy. Ohjacent, it's ezema rising ashy moon, yes,
Speaker 1: around one lid, and then the other one was swollen.
Speaker 2: So I said, oh my god, I'm going blind, like
Speaker 2: I like literally did not know what was going on.
Speaker 1: So then she's like, take benner dryl I said, boom,
Speaker 1: take Benadril, benadrel.
Speaker 2: Sleepy as fuck. So I go to sleep.
Speaker 1: Wake up, eyes are better, but it's still kind of
Speaker 1: kind of rough. I gotta work that night, so you
Speaker 1: know what I gotta do. You know what I gotta do,
Speaker 1: go bear faced show. Not who said that cream the show,
Speaker 1: Not on my finty, not on my fifty bible.
Speaker 2: Absolutely not.
Speaker 1: So I'm putting makeup on, putting lashes on, all that stuff,
Speaker 1: and it looks okay. Next day, eyes are just it
Speaker 1: looks like tails from the crypt, Like my lids are
Speaker 1: so it looks like crumpled a piece of paper.
Speaker 2: Do people want to know?
Speaker 1: Are you washing your face at the end of the
Speaker 1: the are you washing your makeup? Are you doing a
Speaker 1: double cleanse? The people want to know I'm serious. The
Speaker 1: people listening are like, well, maybe you slepting your ashes.
Speaker 1: Are you fucking serious, Marie? I am a as a
Speaker 1: sober woman. I'm sober but inexhausted, but not too tired
Speaker 1: enough to take my makeup off. If i'm if I
Speaker 1: can't take my makeup off, just no gun to head.
Speaker 1: I'm on my deathbed, I can take makeup off, and
Speaker 1: you know I love a wife. But also, why would
Speaker 1: you take your makeup off on your deathbed? Don't you
Speaker 1: want to be glam for the for the crib? Uh? No?
Speaker 1: Something about you know, the skin dehydrated and then makeup
Speaker 1: on top of it. It's just it's just like throwing
Speaker 1: lipstick on a pig. Like it's just it's not really
Speaker 1: doing much.
Speaker 2: It's just so what happened? Because your eyes look great
Speaker 2: now they're okay, now they're getting better.
Speaker 1: I keep like taking benadryl every day and then like
Speaker 1: moisturizing it at night. But it's still really dry like
Speaker 1: people say, I look young, But the eyelid is giving
Speaker 1: elder it's giving civil rights.
Speaker 2: Sure, it's giving we shall overcome it. It's giving wade
Speaker 2: over water. We've seen it all.
Speaker 1: Okay Anthony Hamilton's song, Yes it has collar greens in
Speaker 1: the pot. Yes, big mommy arm, that's what it is
Speaker 1: giving right now.
Speaker 2: So what are you gonna do? Are we running up
Speaker 2: on a doctor?
Speaker 1: Hey, if there's any dermatologists that listens to the pod, well,
Speaker 1: I couldn't. I couldn't schedule anything this week because they're booked.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Every time I go to book a doctor's appointment,
Speaker 1: they booked. Who is all going to the doctor. It's
Speaker 1: a bunch of unhealthy people who are walking the earth
Speaker 1: right now. Who is that the doctor when I need
Speaker 1: to be there. It's the thing is that we don't
Speaker 1: have enough doctors. They're all influencers. They're all trying to
Speaker 1: get a bag. Yes, everybody, everybody, the nurses, every legit,
Speaker 1: people on the bus, everybody's got.
Speaker 2: Their phone propped up trying to get a bag. It's
Speaker 2: some doctors on TikTok and it's sad.
Speaker 1: It's like, just do your job. You're not making enough money.
Speaker 1: But this wasn't about money. This is about the people. No,
Speaker 1: but people want to have met people. But if you're
Speaker 1: in that kind of profession, you're here to help. You're
Speaker 1: not here to get You're not here to get a
Speaker 1: deal with like, I don't know Johnson and Johnson. You're
Speaker 1: already working with Johnson and Johnson.
Speaker 2: In the lab.
Speaker 1: In the lab, girl, thank you for dropping a name
Speaker 1: brand for me.
Speaker 2: You know what I think is mess.
Speaker 1: People are buying designer products from like Essence and like
Speaker 1: websites like that, and then buying the dupe from Dhgate
Speaker 1: or Canal Street or whatever, and then returning the fake
Speaker 1: to the store to get they real money back. And
Speaker 1: then Essence and these companies when other people are on
Speaker 1: the website buying the product, they're sending out the fakes
Speaker 1: to people who are spending real money. Disgusting And it's like,
Speaker 1: where's the quality control here? Because you didn't want to
Speaker 1: take those boot back that I sent to you because
Speaker 1: you said I warm them, and I warm them in
Speaker 1: my kitchen. And now y'all are sending people fixed stuff.
Speaker 1: What's that about?
Speaker 2: So it's an eye for an eye? Is that what
Speaker 2: you know?
Speaker 1: It's what I'm saying because you're saying you're they're all
Speaker 1: you're all about quality control, but not really, because how
Speaker 1: are How am I returning something to your business? And
Speaker 1: it's fake. You not have you don't have people checking
Speaker 1: in and see if it's really faith. And this is
Speaker 1: this is an epitome of twenty and twenty five.
Speaker 2: It's like, what's good? Oh, what's good? What what's good?
Speaker 1: You don't have to be qualified, nobody's checking anything, nobody
Speaker 1: wants to work anymore.
Speaker 2: It's like, it's sad. That's what we have to what
Speaker 2: we gotta do? Start a farm?
Speaker 1: I think we need to go off grid, Carrie, think
Speaker 1: about it.
Speaker 2: Thank you you? You and I?
Speaker 1: You and I you and I two I us on
Speaker 1: a farm. Oh my god, phones going with us live?
Speaker 2: Twenty four seven? Girls, if we're live? See and you
Speaker 2: just said this.
Speaker 1: You want doctor, you're a nurse and you going live?
Speaker 1: You want me to be a farmer and you want
Speaker 1: me to go and the chicken's gonna stay. And I'm
Speaker 1: not killing no cows.
Speaker 2: You know, there's no killing of cows on our farm.
Speaker 2: So what we what is? What does our farm have?
Speaker 2: I think we will tomatoes?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I met vegetables, because you know, I didn't have
Speaker 1: that in my past life.
Speaker 2: So the new life is going to be just veggie based. Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: what vegetables? Oh wait, okay, sign not put a pin
Speaker 2: in that.
Speaker 1: There's a guy in Providence, Rhode Island that has a
Speaker 1: duck named Donnie, and he's bringing Donnie the strip club.
Speaker 1: He's taking it to the park. He's it's it's it's
Speaker 1: in the hookah lounge. It's dancing. It's the Duck's name
Speaker 1: is Donnie duck dot.
Speaker 2: No, Donnie, it's just Donnie. I went down a rabbit hole.
Speaker 2: This duck is happening.
Speaker 1: I think it's a duck hole. Oh and also, so
Speaker 1: are you saying that you want a duck? Is it
Speaker 1: mess to have a pet duck and then bring it
Speaker 1: to the club. He's got a chain, he's got a
Speaker 1: Thing's got an anklet like it's I like.
Speaker 2: He has an a lit ank lit Marie. I'm obsessed Donnie.
Speaker 1: First of all, I want to meet the doll. I
Speaker 1: want to meet the duck. And also I'm like, is
Speaker 1: this guy his name is justin something? I'm like, do
Speaker 1: you have do you have a girlfriend?
Speaker 2: Like girl?
Speaker 1: The duck is his wife. No, dave have a girlfriend.
Speaker 1: The duck is his white duck is his baby. The
Speaker 1: duck follows him or the duck ain't going nowhere. He's
Speaker 1: treating that duck good. It's getting grasshoppers and it's getting
Speaker 1: grilled down.
Speaker 2: The duck has grills like it's crazy all do duck
Speaker 2: even have teeth? No? No, but dun teeth.
Speaker 1: Marie, you have to see the videos. I need you
Speaker 1: guys to get online and look for don.
Speaker 2: I watched the video.
Speaker 1: Is it gonna dissuade me from eating duck at restaurants?
Speaker 2: Do like duck?
Speaker 1: No, we shouldn't be eating duck. I'm again said, that's mess.
Speaker 1: That's mess because because you saw a duck in a
Speaker 1: strip club was we shouldn't We shouldn't be eaten ducks.
Speaker 2: We shouldn't be eaten lamb. Is that the duck? I think, yes, Donnie,
Speaker 2: he's so fucking cute, Marie.
Speaker 1: If what can we can we get him on the pod?
Speaker 1: The don Donnie, We need the duck girl, the duck.
Speaker 1: Would you guys have would it be okay if we
Speaker 1: had a duck on the pod and just talk about mess?
Speaker 1: Ducks poop everywhere he's gonna have a little diaper on
Speaker 1: the ducks. But he did, he did have He went
Speaker 1: to the museum and he brought it and he had
Speaker 1: a he had a pairp.
Speaker 2: This guy, this guy is the guy is genius.
Speaker 1: He takes the duck to the strip club and the
Speaker 1: dancers are shaking ass on the duck, and then the
Speaker 1: duck is on the strippers ass like, what's what Instagram
Speaker 1: or his TikTok, it's don.
Speaker 2: Dunky o A. It's so good.
Speaker 1: I kind of like, can we get a mascot for mess?
Speaker 1: And we need a mascot, Marie. We're over here, just
Speaker 1: humans on this pod. We need to up the ante.
Speaker 1: We need an animal that's.
Speaker 2: Gross, that's not Gros're just humans up here. Gross. Can
Speaker 2: we get a guinea pig? I feel like guinea pigs smell?
Speaker 2: And you know what? We should get one cis But
Speaker 2: you gotta it's gonna have to stay at your house.
Speaker 2: No can do we have space at heart for an
Speaker 2: animal from here? Oh the dog can't come. The dog
Speaker 2: can't come. Ship Oh my god, Yeah, I found the duck.
Speaker 2: Oh it's a black duck.
Speaker 1: Yes, of course, when you said duck, I thought white duck.
Speaker 1: I thought, no, I was not thinking white duck orange
Speaker 1: white cook is not for the streets. First of all,
Speaker 1: they get dirty girl. They got a trench coat on
Speaker 1: the duck. Yes, he's got he's got hoodies, he's got
Speaker 1: all type.
Speaker 2: He's got like the Celtics jersey on like the.
Speaker 1: Duck is is is Sydney. You have to go to
Speaker 1: bed earlier. There's no reason why you should be watching.
Speaker 2: And I love it. Doug is wearing a jersey with
Speaker 2: sleeves but he has wings. I know, I love it.
Speaker 2: I like, I have to meet Donnie. The armholes are
Speaker 2: just we have to. We have to.
Speaker 1: First of all, we have to get verified on Instagram,
Speaker 1: and then we have to slide in his DMS and say, hey,
Speaker 1: we would love if you're ever in New York with Donnie.
Speaker 2: We would love to have you on the pod. Girl.
Speaker 1: Bringing a duck to a strip is dangerous because like
Speaker 1: what if the girls were like, oh my god, they
Speaker 1: freak out and they like, she kicks the dup.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1: This this when I tell you this duck knows its
Speaker 1: way around town and knows how to act like and
Speaker 1: everybody picks it up and it's just like chilling.
Speaker 2: And I looked.
Speaker 1: I said, how do you know if a duck is happy,
Speaker 1: it's shaking its butt. It's like quacking, you know, if
Speaker 1: a duck is happy is a crazy?
Speaker 2: Why? Why?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 2: Girl? What do you mean?
Speaker 1: I know you goot other things to do with you?
Speaker 1: But this is what's bringing me joy right now?
Speaker 2: And is it mess? Absolutely? But but is it? Is
Speaker 2: it making me sleep a little bit better at night?
Speaker 2: It is? Well, I'm not really sleeping at night because
Speaker 2: I'm watching I'm watching this, but I'm so happy. We Becca,
Speaker 2: you have to book Donnie. You have to. It's imperative, Marie.
Speaker 1: If Donnie comes to the building, what's the first question?
Speaker 1: Am I talking to the duck or the man? You're
Speaker 1: talking to the duck. I'm gonna be like, do you
Speaker 1: have any other friends?
Speaker 2: He doesn't. Well, oh, there's a video.
Speaker 1: I think the guy got like a little chick, like
Speaker 1: a little chicky and brought it in and the duck
Speaker 1: kind of attacked it.
Speaker 2: The duck said get out of here because Mike.
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, Marie, wait, I have another one. Fuck, I
Speaker 1: just missed it because my phone is over there. But shoot,
Speaker 1: I had another I had another mess for you. Am
Speaker 1: I scaring you?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Okay, because because you know I would like to bring
Speaker 1: this back. I brought up our episode with Daniel Perez.
Speaker 1: We were being very like, just normal, and I took
Speaker 1: it left with the anal thing, and I want to
Speaker 1: come back and apologize. I want to apologize to everybody.
Speaker 1: You know, we posted in the dump like I need
Speaker 1: to be normaler. That's me. I'll say stuff and I'm like, fuck,
Speaker 1: why did I take it this far?
Speaker 2: Yeah? And yet you do.
Speaker 1: And that's why people like you, Sydney. No sis, you
Speaker 1: know what's taking it too far?
Speaker 2: Putting a chain on a duck and bringing the duck
Speaker 2: to the club.
Speaker 1: No, I think that's genius, and I think more ducks
Speaker 1: the duck. If the duck wanted to leave, it would
Speaker 1: leave him hews him everywhere. Ducks follow First of all,
Speaker 1: if he's had the ducks into it was a duck ling.
Speaker 2: Do you see They follow.
Speaker 1: Their mom everywhere the mom goes, So he's like imprinted
Speaker 1: on him.
Speaker 2: That duck's not going anywhere. You my mom? WHOA, Wow.
Speaker 2: I need to be more normal, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: This is the stuff that I say. Lol, thank you,
Speaker 2: thank you for that.
Speaker 1: You know, I was thinking about you the other day, Oh,
Speaker 1: because I what do you think about me? Marie?
Speaker 2: Yesterday?
Speaker 1: Okay, I got home and there was like a tote
Speaker 1: bag that I had to shut in the door. And
Speaker 1: I was like, yo, remember when Sindny tried to save
Speaker 1: that mouse and she and you closed the door on
Speaker 1: the rat's leg?
Speaker 2: Or Marie, why would you bring that up here? This mess?
Speaker 2: This is mess, this mess, Marie. Mess.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, hold on, let's let's ask the people.
Speaker 1: Is this mess or living? I see a mouse trying
Speaker 1: to get into a building, right and it looks like
Speaker 1: I was like, maybe maybe it nobody, maybe he lives there,
Speaker 1: but he's trying to get in. So I see him
Speaker 1: move and I said, if this is my building, I
Speaker 1: would want somebody close this door so this mouse doesn't
Speaker 1: go in.
Speaker 2: I closed the door. Mouse is still there.
Speaker 1: I said, all right, buddy, come on, you gotta because
Speaker 1: it wasn't it wasn't a rat.
Speaker 2: It was like a field mouse. I've seen these before,
Speaker 2: so the tiny like a little baby mouse, a little
Speaker 2: baby mouse.
Speaker 1: So I said, come on, buddy, you gotta like you
Speaker 1: gotta go. So then I like move it with my foot.
Speaker 1: Its foot is stuck underneath the door.
Speaker 2: A is this mess or living? Well, it's not living
Speaker 2: for the mouse? And where were you walking there? You
Speaker 2: were like, what's that? All the way over there? That
Speaker 2: tiny fussy thing moving? Let me go, let me go
Speaker 2: help it.
Speaker 1: I was going to drop it, kicked it into the
Speaker 1: building and then kick.
Speaker 2: I would never kick it into the belting. You chopped
Speaker 2: his foot? I did not, But then I was like
Speaker 2: what do I do? So then I call a friend.
Speaker 1: I call it designated white because I was like, white
Speaker 1: people know what to do. I called Mary Beth and
Speaker 1: I had her on FaceTime and I said.
Speaker 2: Look what's going on. She's like, what you call me?
Speaker 2: I said, they're white, They're right, and you know what
Speaker 2: to do.
Speaker 1: And she's like she's like, I guess this is like
Speaker 1: uh natural selection, Like the mouse shouldn't have been by
Speaker 1: the door.
Speaker 2: Believe yeah, that said, Marybeth is a good white. I
Speaker 2: said no, I said, I feel terrible. What do I do?
Speaker 1: So then I'm buzzing the doors to get the mouse.
Speaker 1: I was like, I gotta let this door go. Did
Speaker 1: anybody ever open the door?
Speaker 2: They did? He was like, Domino, who is it? Domino?
Speaker 1: I opened the door, mouse went in leg literally dragging
Speaker 1: behind it. But I said, he obviously lives here. This
Speaker 1: is my fault for getting involved, Sydney. You have to
Speaker 1: leave these woodland creatures alone. First of all, you are
Speaker 1: not snow why.
Speaker 2: I feel like I could talk to them sometimes, girl,
Speaker 2: I do you can all animals.
Speaker 1: I feel like there's something that there's a vibe that
Speaker 1: goes on. Animals cling to me. Kids and animals. They
Speaker 1: really just out of nowhere. I could just be minding
Speaker 1: my business. They're attracted to me. They come to me. Ah,
Speaker 1: you say that, but I see you in these animals
Speaker 1: faces more than anything. He likes me, She likes me.
Speaker 1: And I'm like saying, you have to leave that dog
Speaker 1: in the little vest.
Speaker 2: Alone, Marie. When we were in when I was.
Speaker 1: In Morocco, when I fell off that camel, did the
Speaker 1: camel talk to you.
Speaker 2: The camels the camel that my camel connected with me?
Speaker 2: Did you were not connecting?
Speaker 1: You were not connecting with your You were calling your
Speaker 1: camel little Wayne and like.
Speaker 2: Being mean to it. We're not my camel because he
Speaker 2: was dark skin. Girl.
Speaker 1: We there, baby, girl, I connected with the ground. Sidney,
Speaker 1: you are a menace?
Speaker 2: Messy?
Speaker 1: Are living Sydney? Is Sydney's being? Is it mess are
Speaker 1: living me?
Speaker 2: Just my existence? Well, let's unpack right, Yeah.
Speaker 1: You uh, born in Harlem, Yes, raised in Oakland, burned
Speaker 1: a house down in Oakland?
Speaker 2: Is that messy or just living? Yes? Kind of living.
Speaker 1: Nobody died, nobody died. Well they're all dead, but not
Speaker 1: because of the fire. Not because of the fire. Okay,
Speaker 1: so messy. Yes, then you come back here, yes, and
Speaker 1: you you know, you have an interesting high school experience.
Speaker 1: You were just trying to make it the rule, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: just living. Then you become a bottle girl. Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: is that wasn't messy. I mean there was messy moments,
Speaker 1: but you was just living. They get your boom done living.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a mix, it's a healthy mix of No.
Speaker 1: The boobs was messed because I got my boobs like discounted,
Speaker 1: and oh yeah I wasn't. I didn't pay all the hoody,
Speaker 1: I didn't pay it all up front.
Speaker 2: So yeah, it was they repoled your boob. No, they
Speaker 2: did not. They got it klarna. I do not.
Speaker 1: It was not klarna, but I did. I did drop
Speaker 1: half of it off and then the other half So
Speaker 1: did you have one implant in out of town, Marie?
Speaker 2: I need you to be serious. A big boom, but
Speaker 2: a small boob. No, they were all the right size. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: don't do that.
Speaker 1: Okay, so no, but I think if you do get boobs,
Speaker 1: you should have the money all together. You should not
Speaker 1: do it in install installments because you think they do
Speaker 1: a worse job. They're like, well, if you ain't got
Speaker 1: all the money, so why should we give you all
Speaker 1: the titty. Oh also all the anesthesia? Yeah, all the stuff. Yeah, anyway, whatever.
Speaker 1: Now you do comedy and you have your own place,
Speaker 1: and you have a closet full of stuff that I've
Speaker 1: never seen.
Speaker 2: But you have always saying I'm wearing the same clothes.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, you said you are a hoarder.
Speaker 1: You have bags and bags of stuff. I don't see
Speaker 1: the bags of stuff when I go to come. Should
Speaker 1: I take a picture of this and post it? It
Speaker 1: might be too scary, it's too scary.
Speaker 2: Yet what does it look? Send me a picture and
Speaker 2: I'll tell you if you should post it. Okay, let's
Speaker 2: do that. You post it? Yeah you would because you're
Speaker 2: not a mess. But you're messy.
Speaker 1: I'm definitely messy. Yeah, and I love mess. And there's
Speaker 1: no greater business than somebody else's business.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why people flock to you, because you're not
Speaker 2: You're not the mess. You're the curator.
Speaker 1: You're the liaison of mess, right, and yet people flock
Speaker 1: to you and leave their mess at your front door.
Speaker 1: They do, So you are the curator of mess. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: you are the the mess confidante. Should we get shirts?
Speaker 2: We gotta start doing this, merch man. Ye'll write this down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you're watching, you're listening to the podcast right now,
Speaker 1: write all these things down that we're saying and then
Speaker 1: send it to us. Yes, can you and can you
Speaker 1: guys do more reviews? We need more reviews. We need
Speaker 1: more crazy dms.
Speaker 2: We have some too. Shall we read up? Should we
Speaker 2: read some? Yes? Oh okay, I'm gonna read this one. Great. Yes,
Speaker 2: I love your podcast.
Speaker 1: I just found it a few weeks ago and have
Speaker 1: been obsessed. This week's episode was hilarious. Anyway, I'm a
Speaker 1: messy bitch, so I figured i'll send you my current
Speaker 1: dilemma to.
Speaker 2: Get y'all's input. Ready, Yeah, is it mess?
Speaker 1: Or is it living to miss my friend's birthday party
Speaker 1: the night before my birthday party to have a threesome.
Speaker 2: We're good friends, but not best friends.
Speaker 1: Her party is Friday and mine's Saturday, and tons of
Speaker 1: people from her party, including her, will be at mine.
Speaker 2: Some background.
Speaker 1: The past year, my boyfriend and I have had a
Speaker 1: lot of threesomes group sex with close friends or people
Speaker 1: who became close friends afterwards. It's been super fun, though
Speaker 1: after a while, I began getting a little too jealous
Speaker 1: possessive because we've hooked up with women way more often
Speaker 1: than men. He strayed on pan I'm a pan sexual woman,
Speaker 1: so it makes sense, but why? But still, We've decided
Speaker 1: to take a break from slutting around so much to
Speaker 1: give me a break from compartmentalizing my jealousy, and my
Speaker 1: boyfriend has been so supportive.
Speaker 2: Of course, he has girls. He's trying to have another threesome.
Speaker 1: However, there's this guy we became great friends with from
Speaker 1: one of our orgies last year who lives over four
Speaker 1: hours away, and he's.
Speaker 2: Become one of my best friends. Girl not possible.
Speaker 1: We talk on the phone a lot, and my boyfriend
Speaker 1: supports us having one more threesome with him so I
Speaker 1: can have another experience with a guy and because it
Speaker 1: sounds super hot, This guy friend is driving down for
Speaker 1: my birthday party, and I was hoping to hook up
Speaker 1: with him and my boyfriend the Friday night before my party,
Speaker 1: but now I just got invited to my friend's birthday
Speaker 1: party that night. I kind of wanted to keep the
Speaker 1: threesome private from some of my girl best friends at
Speaker 1: least for a while, so it doesn't change the group
Speaker 1: dynamic since he's friends with them too, and we will
Speaker 1: see them the next day at my party. But they're
Speaker 1: gonna wonder why I'm not at our other friend's birthday party?
Speaker 1: Is it mess or living for me to miss the party?
Speaker 1: To be double dicked down?
Speaker 2: Sister? Why can't you just get it on your birthday?
Speaker 2: Why can't the threeesome happen on your birthday?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Why does it have to be Friday?
Speaker 1: Right? Is it? Like? Is it solidified in the Google
Speaker 1: cow like you can't you can always edit a Google invite, you.
Speaker 2: Can't go off the books. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: That's like, that's odd, because wouldn't you want the threesome
Speaker 1: on your actual birthday, like after your party having fun?
Speaker 1: She just don't want to go to her friend's party.
Speaker 1: She said, they're not really yes, she really just don't
Speaker 1: just stand on assis. You don't want to go to
Speaker 1: the party, and that's okay, that's all right.
Speaker 2: You don't need to go to that person's part.
Speaker 1: We need to I'm going to places that we don't
Speaker 1: want to go because then you're bringing bad vibes masty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I think threesomes take time, right, and is
Speaker 2: that energy? Yes?
Speaker 1: I think it's a it's like a it's a whole
Speaker 1: after it's an evening. I'm pretty sure a threesome starts
Speaker 1: at midnight and goes to four or five. Is that so? Oh?
Speaker 1: I think I gotta check my Google calendar. I just
Speaker 1: feel like it's you know, you won't like rounds and stuff.
Speaker 2: I'm talking from the perspective of these people.
Speaker 1: He's driving down four hours, so he's expected to have
Speaker 1: sex for at least four hours, Right, maybe after your birthday,
Speaker 1: she's gonna be tired.
Speaker 2: I'm so disconnected from threesomes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what if Queen Latifa and Megda and Megan Okay,
Speaker 1: Queen h I can't think of it. No, no, just Queen, Queen,
Speaker 1: Queen and I need a second person for you.
Speaker 2: Honestly, I just want to talk to her. And you
Speaker 2: know what, that's gay, that's living, that's lesbian. I'm like, so,
Speaker 2: how did you how did you just? How do you
Speaker 2: keep your hair done all the time? And it's never
Speaker 2: not I would not ask her that, but I'm like,
Speaker 2: how did you? Just like, like, mind your business, not
Speaker 2: be any no drama, Like how do you do it?
Speaker 2: I think you just go home after work and don't
Speaker 2: come back outside. No, that's not true. And she's been
Speaker 2: doing this for so long.
Speaker 1: It's so like, Wow, if I could do it all
Speaker 1: over again, I would. I would like, what would you
Speaker 1: do differently?
Speaker 2: I would? I would have a queen's life.
Speaker 1: That sound like that sound like cookie Lions from Empires.
Speaker 1: I said that I would have a queen's life. Thank you, Sidney.
Speaker 1: So you're saying due the threesome the day of her party,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel like you can do it
Speaker 1: the day of the party as well. But if you
Speaker 1: don't want to go to your friend's birthday, just don't
Speaker 1: go messy.
Speaker 2: Oh that is mess. Stop saying yes. Saying yes is mess.
Speaker 2: Saying yes is mess. Saying yes is mess because who
Speaker 2: is it really serving?
Speaker 1: Because at the end of the day, right after a
Speaker 1: certain age, we want people to come. But it's like,
Speaker 1: if you don't make it, it's isis like in my
Speaker 1: early twenties, I'll be like, I can't believe you don't
Speaker 1: make it. But if you are not really my best friend,
Speaker 1: like my in rotation, like people I see on a
Speaker 1: regular coming to mind, and even then it's like you
Speaker 1: can't make it.
Speaker 2: You can make it.
Speaker 1: It happens, you know, like listen, it's your birthday weekend two,
Speaker 1: so just make you have planned you celebrate your birthday
Speaker 1: that whole weekend. How rude of her to be birth
Speaker 1: right before you rude? But also your party was planned
Speaker 1: first and then you got the invite for her thing later.
Speaker 1: So say you're out of town sucking with your rounds,
Speaker 1: you actually something came up.
Speaker 2: I can't make it. That's it. Hey, something came up.
Speaker 1: Two dicks, two dicks, one oo che Anyway, happy birthday girl, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I hope you do what you do it best for you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, should read another one? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 2: m hm, should I read one of the ones from
Speaker 2: the Oh? Maybe I should read it from the chat? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Holds one me? Yeah, I mean Sidney you've never been
Speaker 2: in a threesome. Oh yeah, Oh it was not good.
Speaker 2: It was not good.
Speaker 1: It was not It was like I didn't I didn't
Speaker 1: really want that guy, so it was like he's just there,
Speaker 1: but he definitely got jealous. And then we tried to
Speaker 1: do it in the back of a car. That was
Speaker 1: just yeah, in the back of a threesome in the
Speaker 1: back of the car. You already you already in a car?
Speaker 2: Was it uper Excel size?
Speaker 1: No, it was. It was like a personal car, but
Speaker 1: I can't remember, like a camera. Maybe it was a Mazda.
Speaker 2: I can from Masday. They were from New Jersey.
Speaker 1: Whatever, you try to have a three someome in a
Speaker 1: car with Jersey plates. Mess absolute, I'm not proud of
Speaker 1: that one. Messer living. My friend, let's call her Clover,
Speaker 1: is gorgeous, smart, talented and killing it career wise right now,
Speaker 1: and yet she's dating a dusty, unemployed bum who doesn't
Speaker 1: even have the decency to look hot to make up
Speaker 1: for it. Hey, guys, you have to stop sending us
Speaker 1: this sad, sad mess I don't want to hear about
Speaker 1: no more women dating bad dude.
Speaker 2: We've actually been talking about it is we really have
Speaker 2: to shut it down. I just do better.
Speaker 1: Uh okay, and this is just an educated guest. But
Speaker 1: he isn't laying down good pipe either. My friends and
Speaker 1: I all wondered why Clover is with him. We recently
Speaker 1: learned that she met him when she was sixteen and
Speaker 1: he was twenty nine.
Speaker 2: Man, suluse squee grab hands and where is he? Where
Speaker 2: is he? Here is? Get him on the line? Ill?
Speaker 2: Is this considered grooming even though they both now full
Speaker 2: grown adults.
Speaker 1: Yes, it was grooming. It was grooming and didn't start
Speaker 1: dating until two years ago.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: It just hell either way, it is icky. Ultimately, Clover
Speaker 1: is an adult and can make her own choices. But
Speaker 1: it just makes me sad to see hot, talented women
Speaker 1: date these poor cryptkeepers. It is the only option, just
Speaker 1: to watch her waste her time with him.
Speaker 2: Call the cops. Call the cops.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the statute of limitations in the
Speaker 1: state that you live in, but call the cops.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: You might have to be like the lapd and plant
Speaker 1: something girl planted.
Speaker 2: Get a case. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just feel like he's walking around like all loose,
Speaker 1: but he's there's something behind him. I'm sure he's fucked up.
Speaker 1: I'm sure he does something wrong. He's unemployed, and how
Speaker 1: you unemployed and grooming?
Speaker 2: Well, you have the time.
Speaker 1: Wait. Holdana says they started dating two years ago. So
Speaker 1: is she eighteen and he Thirtyugh?
Speaker 2: I don't know. This is bad.
Speaker 1: Honestly, y'all got to send that to Olivia Benson, that
Speaker 1: this was that was that was too much for me.
Speaker 2: I can't. I can't handle that.
Speaker 1: But I will say, you know, if you're a young
Speaker 1: girl and there's an older dude dating you're really young, friend,
Speaker 1: that's like seventeen eighteen, we need to we need to
Speaker 1: tell an adult. Gotta tell an adult because that that's
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 2: I feel bad like that.
Speaker 1: Ugh.
Speaker 2: I couldn't sleep at night knowing that a grown ass
Speaker 2: man is with a young girl. It's gross. It's got
Speaker 2: to be gross. I mean, the girls are dating convicts
Speaker 2: and the men are dating children. It's nasty. Dating is
Speaker 2: what it is. But it don't need to be that.
Speaker 2: It does not.
Speaker 1: It's just if somebody can describe your boo as dusty,
Speaker 1: you doing it wrong, well as somebody who once was
Speaker 1: I don't want to say I was dusty but I
Speaker 1: say I.
Speaker 2: Would have a layer of dust. No, like a dust essence,
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying, a dust glade, a glade
Speaker 2: like a glaze of dust.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, I had a glaze of dust in my time,
Speaker 1: and you know, people got to work through it. But
Speaker 1: when she was asking me, should I just sit back
Speaker 1: and watch other than if it's not somebody like an
Speaker 1: age thing, if your friend is with like a bum
Speaker 1: or a weirdo or somebody you don't approve, it is
Speaker 1: a canon event and you're getting involved, they gonna go back.
Speaker 1: They gon't figure it out until they say I don't
Speaker 1: want no more.
Speaker 2: That's what I've learned.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe this is the question you need to ask
Speaker 1: your friend. You need to be like, is this the
Speaker 1: person you really want to be with? And then when
Speaker 1: she goes, yeah, what do you mean? And you could
Speaker 1: just be like, okay, why what do you like about them?
Speaker 1: And then as she's listing probably very few things or
Speaker 1: things that sound kind of silly, as she says it
Speaker 1: out loud, she might be like, oh you know what,
Speaker 1: actually this does kind of dumb. Yeah, sometimes you gotta
Speaker 1: say it out loud, say it out loud, yeah, repeat
Speaker 1: it back yeah, but you people got to hear it
Speaker 1: out loud before they can be like, you're right. He
Speaker 1: is dusty and in unemployed, and he brings a duck
Speaker 1: to the club.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, no, not Donnie, Donnie, it's prestigious.
Speaker 1: Do you see his his his feathers, very shiny, girl,
Speaker 1: his coat, shiny, very shiny coat.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Sidney. He got a coat on a coat.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much. L O L Is there anything
Speaker 2: that we missed that we needed to touch on today?
Speaker 2: He didn't.
Speaker 1: I think we got all of it, friends, I think
Speaker 1: we did it, but actually we didn't get all of it.
Speaker 1: But I know that we have enough for another day.
Speaker 1: There's always that's a good thing.
Speaker 2: There's always mess. And we live in America in twenty
Speaker 2: twenty five.
Speaker 1: It's always gonna be mess, always and forever's always.
Speaker 2: And I'm sorry, I'm looking at the duck in the
Speaker 2: club on stage. My god, it's so good.
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