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<v Speaker 1>You're listening to mess yeah, Mike check once.

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<v Speaker 2>Who wants to Are we recording? Yes we are?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, bitch, Yeah that's a messy, messy local.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think we're like, oh, we need to sing.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. We do it all the time. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, that's our thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I know when I was watching a clip the other

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<v Speaker 1>day and they were like, if if you sing more

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<v Speaker 1>than X amount of seconds, you can't monetize that clip anywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>So wait what Landen mom? Wow? Wow wow, Yeah, No,

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know that.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought that if we play it on the podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>if we play the actual song, we.

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<v Speaker 2>Get it's something about singing it. I don't know, that's great.

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<v Speaker 1>It's weird, like do you want to you know, be

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<v Speaker 1>on top of the charts again because of us or not?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, yeah, because sometimes you could just have like

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<v Speaker 1>DOCI played that the Anxiety song and it's it's like

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<v Speaker 1>super viral. Now she brought that song back and we

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<v Speaker 1>did that song on on that music video on videos.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh well now the new video, the new video, I

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<v Speaker 1>was watching it yesterday, yesteray, No, that's the song somebody

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<v Speaker 1>then I used to know. Yeah, yeah, and they have

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<v Speaker 1>an example of the music video and her music video.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I watched it yesterday while I was getting

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<v Speaker 1>dressed to go to this party, and I think watching

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<v Speaker 1>it on a loop gave me anxiety because it took

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<v Speaker 1>me a really long time to leave my house, but

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't figure out what to wear.

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<v Speaker 2>But don't but doesn't it Don't you normally take a

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<v Speaker 2>long time to leave the house.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, But something about watching the video and listening to

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<v Speaker 1>it on repeat while I was getting dressed, I was like.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, anxiety.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like anxiety, and I was like being stuff

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<v Speaker 1>off and throwing it on the chair next to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Why were you listening to it or on repeat? Because

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<v Speaker 1>I was watching the video but I was like watching

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<v Speaker 1>my face. So I was like, well, I missed the beginning,

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<v Speaker 1>let me watch it again. And then I was putting

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<v Speaker 1>on my face products and I was so I kept

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<v Speaker 1>missing it. So I kept rewatching the video so I

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<v Speaker 1>could see what I was missing, and you know, anxiety,

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<v Speaker 1>just it kept playing over and over and over again.

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<v Speaker 2>Damn bro, Yet I would have that, I would have

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<v Speaker 2>drove me wild.

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<v Speaker 1>And then you were messaging me like stuff from the party,

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<v Speaker 1>from the party, and.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like I'm missing everything.

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<v Speaker 1>Literally, missing nothing literally just the photo booth. Yes, and

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<v Speaker 1>sent me pictures from the photo booth, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I should be in the photo.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, hurry, get here, we need photo booth.

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<v Speaker 1>But I only wanted you to hurry and get here

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<v Speaker 1>so I could do the photos and then.

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<v Speaker 2>And then leave.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there really is no greater feeling like showing up,

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<v Speaker 1>showing face and then people being.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I thought I saw Sydney.

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<v Speaker 1>Hmm, do a couple laps, Hi, Hi, smile really big,

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<v Speaker 1>shake hands, give a hug.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. So what's better to you?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, showing up early, getting there for the start of

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<v Speaker 1>all the festivities and then dipping out before it gets

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<v Speaker 1>crazy or it gets too late, or showing up a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit later making an entrance.

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<v Speaker 2>Now the like everybody's warmed up.

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<v Speaker 1>The food is also, you know, it's been sitting for

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<v Speaker 1>a while, so it's not hitting the same.

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<v Speaker 2>It's got spit all over everybody, no skin that like

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<v Speaker 2>skin on you, you know what I'm talking about us?

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<v Speaker 1>So what's better showing up early and being there for

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<v Speaker 1>like the setup, or showing up late making an entrance.

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<v Speaker 1>But the food is, you know, I think showing up

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<v Speaker 1>later is better in terms of like community, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>chip friendship. People remember the people who were there at

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<v Speaker 1>the end. They don't remember the people who got there

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<v Speaker 1>early because the cool people weren't there early. Right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you know.

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<v Speaker 2>So I got there, I saw the setup. There was

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<v Speaker 2>not a lot of people there.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm eating, you know, jelly donuts, just looking just there

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<v Speaker 1>and so you know, I said hi to the people,

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<v Speaker 1>hugged people said I smell good. That's how you know

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<v Speaker 1>the party is not packed at all. People could literally

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<v Speaker 1>smell me you. Yeah, if that means it's not enough

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<v Speaker 1>people in this bitch, but thank you, thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 1>But telling someone they smell good is a top tier compliment.

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<v Speaker 1>That's like a top five I think.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was.

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<v Speaker 1>I was happy about the compliments. I took enough photos,

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<v Speaker 1>got out of there. But then when I got home,

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, did I even need to come to

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<v Speaker 1>the party?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, sound like you hit a serge with the Ubers

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<v Speaker 4>because it actually, Mike Uber was thirty two dollars or

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<v Speaker 4>that's pretty good because it cost me thirty three dollars

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<v Speaker 4>to get there, so thirty two to get back, and

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<v Speaker 4>you know I should have stayed because we could have

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<v Speaker 4>just split a n uber.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but I stayed. I was there until you gotta ride. No.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, yes, I got a ride, but that's not

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<v Speaker 1>why I stayed that late. But I was there until

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<v Speaker 1>like two o'clock. I left at two am.

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<v Speaker 2>Damn, I could have died.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't go to bed till three. I should have

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<v Speaker 1>just stayed. AnyWho, you know what, I was up watching

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<v Speaker 1>what you know? What's what's mess for me? I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what happened to me, but I'm fully into Queen

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<v Speaker 1>Latifa Lore right now? Latifa, Queen Latifa Lore. Is it Coachella?

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<v Speaker 1>Her coming out of Coachella?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, people were going crazy over mag and Victoria.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, get them out of here. I want the

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<v Speaker 1>woman with the arms showing and then the chest covered.

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<v Speaker 1>I was going crazy for I was like.

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<v Speaker 2>Has she ever been this hot?

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<v Speaker 1>And then like her wrapping and just being like dominating

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<v Speaker 1>the stage and right now, I was like, and then

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<v Speaker 1>the us not even knowing what you on? You and

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<v Speaker 1>I t y, they couldn't even spell. I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>that's so sad.

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<v Speaker 2>I said she was performing for me.

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<v Speaker 1>She was, but they were so into Megan Victoria. I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care about those girls.

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<v Speaker 2>So I want that one.

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<v Speaker 1>So now that you've fallen down Queen Latifa's rabbit hole,

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<v Speaker 1>what you what do you watch?

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<v Speaker 2>You're watching an equalizer load on you.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, let me tell you what Meghan blessed us with. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>Meghan went to dinner with Queen Latifa and her wife

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<v Speaker 1>and they were doing oysters as cargo muscles, real like

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<v Speaker 1>sexies say, Like, it wasn't like a steak and chicken situation.

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<v Speaker 2>It was oysters. That's a choice.

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<v Speaker 1>You heard that steak and chicken, not sexy oysters. And

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<v Speaker 1>what's the other stuff that she was said, muscles? Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like mess cargo. Okay, okay, so this is

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<v Speaker 1>where the mess comes in. Okay, because Queen Latifa is

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<v Speaker 1>like there and then her wife is like her and

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<v Speaker 1>Meghan are gonna like see who can make the best

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<v Speaker 1>oysters for queen.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, And I said, now this is my poor No.

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<v Speaker 1>This is what I want. You know, they were being

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<v Speaker 1>they were being demire with it because I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>how you eat? They were like putting it in their mouth,

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<v Speaker 1>but like having it holding up. They weren't slurping. There

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<v Speaker 1>was no slurping going on. But then this is when

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<v Speaker 1>I said, Meghan, bitch, you crazy, She's like, Queen, show

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<v Speaker 1>me how to how to eat those muscles.

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<v Speaker 2>And then Queen was like, you know how to eat

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<v Speaker 2>the muscles? And the comments were disgusting. They had that

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<v Speaker 2>They said, did I hear a train to too? Girl?

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<v Speaker 2>I was going crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>How many of the disgusting comments came from you?

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<v Speaker 2>None? I didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I I said, damn, scroll, I'm not going to see

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<v Speaker 1>something in the comments.

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<v Speaker 2>Girls.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, well the funny thing me up on the way.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no.

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<v Speaker 1>Meghan was getting the S cargo and there was bread

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<v Speaker 1>on top of the es cargo. She thought the bread

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<v Speaker 1>was es cargo. So my comment was, Megan, you thinking

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<v Speaker 1>the bread is es cargo?

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<v Speaker 2>That now that's comedy. That's the bread, yes, the breath

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<v Speaker 2>that you dip in like the garden.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes. Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>But her wife was like, girl, that's the bread, that's

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<v Speaker 2>not I was like, I love Meg, She's just like

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<v Speaker 2>us for real. Yeah. But they were just like making

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<v Speaker 2>it so sexual.

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<v Speaker 1>But they were like, no, Queen is like so much

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<v Speaker 1>older than Meg and her wife, and so it's just

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<v Speaker 1>like that's her.

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<v Speaker 2>Her aunties are taking her out. But see a girl.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like ah, this is I said, this is

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<v Speaker 1>what I want. And you know, Queen, she stays out

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<v Speaker 1>of it. She stays out of the mix. She's living

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<v Speaker 1>her life. She's still talented, hair stays done, hair stays

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<v Speaker 1>she's she had on cool glasses. You never really get

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<v Speaker 1>to see her do too much. And that is what

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<v Speaker 1>hot mystery. I don't want to know too much. That

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<v Speaker 1>is not sexy when I know everything about you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>grooves like who are you?

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<v Speaker 2>Like? Are you? Are you a prince?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you you know, like a Jean Bonnet Ramsey reincarnated?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you you know what I'm saying? Yeah, who are you?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you skimmer? Are you a king?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you a I'm not thinking about none of that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking about, Queen. Are you are you talking? Are

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<v Speaker 1>you what y'all watching? What you're listening to? Are you cooking?

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<v Speaker 2>After?

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<v Speaker 1>Like?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you cuddling? I'm cuddling. Yeah, I'm thinking it's cargo.

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<v Speaker 2>Feel like the wrong way to do it because you're

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<v Speaker 2>not a professional. No, no, no, no, you're not. You don't know

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<v Speaker 2>is not sexy for you. It's snails.

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<v Speaker 1>It is sexy sauce, but it's snails.

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<v Speaker 2>See, you gotta take your mind out of it. You

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<v Speaker 2>gotta mine is in it?

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<v Speaker 1>No, you gotta you gotta get if you really think

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<v Speaker 1>about it. Reading or a burger that's a cow like,

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<v Speaker 1>that's not sexy.

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<v Speaker 2>I was not sexy.

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<v Speaker 1>But a cow has like three stomachs, you know, a cow.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, it's interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>A snail is a bug, a slug. It's like it's

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<v Speaker 1>like the shrimp of the land.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I don't know. Yes, I mean, I hear you,

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<v Speaker 2>I hear you.

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<v Speaker 1>But if Queen Latifa is at the table, Meg the

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<v Speaker 1>Stallion and Queen Latifa's wife, I'm eating whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>They putting on the table. I'll tell you that much.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like lava beans, but I'll slit them open,

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<v Speaker 2>lay them. Whatever they put on the table. You eat.

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<v Speaker 2>And you said, why you gotta be nasty.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to be on the table she's eating. Oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to say it like that. But said it.

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<v Speaker 2>I said it, but I didn't say what I said.

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<v Speaker 2>I did not say what I said.

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<v Speaker 1>Take it back, listen, that's being disrespectful. Let some rewind

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<v Speaker 1>the clear. Yes, but the mess.

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<v Speaker 2>Was just Meg.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what you're doing, because Queen don't put nothing

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<v Speaker 1>on the internet.

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<v Speaker 2>Like that.

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<v Speaker 1>It's very like professional, it's very you know, promo of this,

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<v Speaker 1>promo of that. But this was the inside, This was

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<v Speaker 1>behind the velvet rope.

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<v Speaker 2>It was exact. Queen Aiva's wife. Yes, Ebony and she's

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<v Speaker 2>a cutie.

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<v Speaker 1>Queen the chief for Okay, you know what, Sydney, You

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<v Speaker 1>know I have a better I have a better insight

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<v Speaker 1>on what your type is.

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<v Speaker 2>First of all, my friend, long enough, you know what

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<v Speaker 2>my type is.

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<v Speaker 1>You went, well, I can't wait to go to fancy

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<v Speaker 1>dinners with rich people and have people drooling over us

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<v Speaker 1>in the comments.

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<v Speaker 2>That's making it for me. Girl. They already drewl over you.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you talking about every time? Every time a video?

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<v Speaker 1>Damn look Reezy wearing ooh Craezyzy.

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<v Speaker 2>Please stop stop what you're doing later?

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<v Speaker 1>No, absolutely not. Okay, Sidney, we haven't done a little

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<v Speaker 1>solo episode and then.

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<v Speaker 2>We have not We have to get into it right away.

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<v Speaker 2>What's okay? What's my mess? You know? I uh something

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<v Speaker 2>bit me? Oh that's miss yeah? Is it dirty in here?

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<v Speaker 2>You got up? No side? No, I don't see that anyways.

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<v Speaker 2>What's your mass? Girl?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't set it so you don't redoing my apartment.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like getting new furniture, YadA, YadA, yadas. So I

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<v Speaker 1>was on Facebook Marketplace. I've been doing that a lot recently,

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<v Speaker 1>and we will be coming back to Facebook Marketplace in

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<v Speaker 1>a second. But I saw this dresser, this little nightstand

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<v Speaker 1>from bed Bath and Beyond. Yeah, this podcast is not

0:12:25.440 --> 0:12:27.920
<v Speaker 1>sponsored by bed Bath and Beyond, but whatever. So I

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<v Speaker 1>get it. It gets delivered. I pop open the box.

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<v Speaker 2>The bottom is cracked. There's a big ass crack.

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<v Speaker 1>At the bottom of it, and I was like, oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, I can't believe I spent money on this.

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<v Speaker 2>This has to go back.

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<v Speaker 1>I call them and they're like, listen, we're gonna issue

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<v Speaker 1>you a refund. They were like, we can send you

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<v Speaker 1>the parts and you can fix it. Excuse me, why

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<v Speaker 1>would I want to do it myself?

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<v Speaker 2>Do I look like an engineer? Hello? Is it giving

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<v Speaker 2>hidden figures? I'm not here to build a nightstand. They

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<v Speaker 2>said you could build a bear, you could build your knights.

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<v Speaker 2>They said, we heard you.

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<v Speaker 1>Build a man, sister, you could build this bookshelf. No,

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<v Speaker 1>So I was like no. They were like, so we can.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want us to replace it? I was like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>just I want a refund. And so they said, we're

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<v Speaker 1>going to send you your money back, and then someone

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<v Speaker 1>from FedEx is gonna come within the next ten days

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<v Speaker 1>to check on the furniture to see if it's a

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<v Speaker 1>mistake that they made or if it's a manufacturer mistake.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, FedEx is coming in into two

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<v Speaker 1>f now, and they were like yes, And he was

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<v Speaker 1>like if he doesn't come, then you got to dispose

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<v Speaker 1>of the night stand by yourself. And I was like, hmm,

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<v Speaker 1>they should have never told you that. They should never

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<v Speaker 1>gave you that. Ever, Mason, they said too much. So

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna get my money back and I don't have

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<v Speaker 1>to send this back.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not even that bad. Honestly, girl, Actually it's not

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<v Speaker 2>that bad. It was. It was a giant, gaping wound.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a gaping crack when I paid for it.

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<v Speaker 1>But now that I got my money back, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>for free.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not that bad. Even if you use that drole

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<v Speaker 2>we use the dro on top.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, A win is a win. You stay win and

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<v Speaker 1>Marie girl.

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<v Speaker 2>But I will say, for like twenty four hours, every

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<v Speaker 2>time my.

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<v Speaker 1>Buzzer rang, I was like, is it FedEx? So I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, not opening the door for anybody. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's been more than ten days. And it looks very

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<v Speaker 1>very cute next to my bed.

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<v Speaker 2>And is it messy that people keep sending me free

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<v Speaker 2>broken stuff?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, God wouldn't send you anything that you don't deserve.

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<v Speaker 2>So there that is my mom that amen. You know

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<v Speaker 2>I do, I do. I do remind people of mother

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<v Speaker 2>sometimes she's mother, I mother.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, so yeah, I got this thing and it's

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<v Speaker 1>and I had to send them pictures of it obviously

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<v Speaker 1>for them to be like.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, if we talk you through it, will you be

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<v Speaker 2>able to fix this? No?

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<v Speaker 1>No, hey, sir, I can't even reply back to emails.

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<v Speaker 1>What makes you think I can? I can fix the babe.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not Rosy the riveter. I know we got a

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<v Speaker 1>lot going on and we're about to go to World

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<v Speaker 1>War seven or whatever, but I'm not here to do this. No.

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<v Speaker 1>I just want something cute next to the bed that

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<v Speaker 1>I put my plants on and my panties in.

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<v Speaker 2>And you know, maybe I'll get a rose or something.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll put that in the second draw and it's cracked.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, maybe you're a Bible a rose on the

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<v Speaker 2>Bible on the Bible.

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<v Speaker 1>I love that that's aesthetic that you got going on

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<v Speaker 1>in your Yeah. I mean, I don't even really know

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<v Speaker 1>if that's a messy, but remember I did get my

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<v Speaker 1>bed for free that one time, so yes, But what

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<v Speaker 1>about we're coming back? What about the shoes?

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<v Speaker 2>Which shoes? Oh, shoes, the shoes.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, you know, I don't really know what happened with

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<v Speaker 1>those shoes, but to be fair, somebody else did pay

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<v Speaker 1>for them, so it's like, okay, well, so it's also

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<v Speaker 1>that damn listen. Like I said, God's favorite is always

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<v Speaker 1>in the building.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I feel I have one hundred right here, top one.

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<v Speaker 1>Right here, God's favorite, but not top three.

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<v Speaker 2>Top three God's favorites.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna tell you right now, Rihanna, Yes, Donald Trump

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<v Speaker 1>because he's a hot, gross mess, but he seems to

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<v Speaker 1>just do what he does and that he's doing great.

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<v Speaker 1>That can be God's. That's that's Satan's. Yeah, okay, it's

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<v Speaker 1>my bad sinners, yeah okay. And then the number one favorite,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna say, Pete Davidson.

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<v Speaker 2>What yes, no, ma'am, he's he's he's doing great and

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<v Speaker 2>has been doing great since he was like nineteen. Is

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<v Speaker 2>he doing grace? Have you seen him?

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<v Speaker 1>No, the tattoos are coming off. The women still want

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<v Speaker 1>to bang him. He looked like a subway spray painted

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<v Speaker 1>in the nineties, but he's still getting you know, like

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<v Speaker 1>women across the like the spectrum of like hot and successful,

0:16:51.600 --> 0:16:53.000
<v Speaker 1>are with him. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And I hate to say this on record, but women

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<v Speaker 2>do be dumb. Like women do has nothing to do

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<v Speaker 2>with him. It's the girlies, the standards, the eats. Girl.

0:17:05.640 --> 0:17:09.760
<v Speaker 1>When I tell you, the standards start at bedrock and

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<v Speaker 1>then go up from there. No shade, but it's like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, you know, bums that ain't got no jobs

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<v Speaker 1>that are getting women. So imagine somebody who has status

0:17:20.000 --> 0:17:22.720
<v Speaker 1>like that. But you could tell he there's like mental

0:17:23.400 --> 0:17:27.080
<v Speaker 1>warfare happening constantly with him in his own mind. And

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<v Speaker 1>I probably go through the same warfare, except I'm broke.

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<v Speaker 1>I am broken.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not broke. Let me change the narrative. You are

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<v Speaker 2>a bed bath and beyond night's time, someone take me,

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<v Speaker 2>take me for free. But yeah, women, women do be dumb.

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<v Speaker 2>This is true.

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<v Speaker 1>Speaking of that girl, I've been watching Love after lock

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<v Speaker 1>Up or Love and Yes girl, they have to shut

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<v Speaker 1>it down.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, what is this on true?

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<v Speaker 1>Listen, I've been watching the clips on TikTok, and you know,

0:18:00.040 --> 0:18:02.439
<v Speaker 1>people get they got ten minute limit and they cutting

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<v Speaker 1>it up and they putting the whole Apple episodes of that.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm watching many parts. Okay, so talk to me about

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<v Speaker 2>what what's standing out. So, first of all, tell us

0:18:10.200 --> 0:18:11.359
<v Speaker 2>what love after lock up is.

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<v Speaker 1>It's these girls that are linking up with these guys

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<v Speaker 1>that are in prison for they're doing years. These guys

0:18:18.480 --> 0:18:20.879
<v Speaker 1>are doing years, and I guess they you know, have

0:18:21.240 --> 0:18:23.880
<v Speaker 1>spoken to them for a long time, or maybe they

0:18:23.880 --> 0:18:27.000
<v Speaker 1>met last year. It's all varies, but some of them

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<v Speaker 1>are meeting them while they're locked up.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, that's what I'm saying. App. I'm not looking that

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<v Speaker 2>deep into it all. I know.

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<v Speaker 3>I think there's a website where you can write letters

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<v Speaker 3>to context.

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<v Speaker 1>So you just scroll through the ones that you like

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<v Speaker 1>and then you say, oh my god, number sixty two. Yes, yeah,

0:18:47.200 --> 0:18:49.640
<v Speaker 1>our producers are in the building and they can confirm

0:18:49.680 --> 0:18:52.399
<v Speaker 1>that this is a real thing. But it's like it's

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<v Speaker 1>so annoying because it's like, hey, we be screaming we

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<v Speaker 1>deserve this, we deserve that.

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<v Speaker 2>And then you see these.

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<v Speaker 1>Girls talking to men behind bars, no offense to them.

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<v Speaker 2>They're not free.

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<v Speaker 1>This guy had the nerve to tell this woman, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I just got out of jail. I'm the catch. No,

0:19:10.520 --> 0:19:13.040
<v Speaker 1>you got caught by the police. You're not the catch.

0:19:13.160 --> 0:19:15.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you got catched.

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<v Speaker 1>What the hell? Like, wait, I just got out of jail.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a catch, Yes, sir, throw it back in. He

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<v Speaker 1>said it with his whole, his whole incacerated chest.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes.

0:19:26.840 --> 0:19:28.920
<v Speaker 1>And the girls in the commerce was like, and that's

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<v Speaker 1>when I would have called the police, said come get him.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right here, yeah, come

0:19:34.720 --> 0:19:36.640
<v Speaker 2>get him. Yeah. It's sad.

0:19:36.680 --> 0:19:40.159
<v Speaker 1>And then some of these guys have more than one girl,

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<v Speaker 1>Like they're talking to numerous girls and saying the same game.

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<v Speaker 1>And then they come out and this one guy told

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<v Speaker 1>the girl, oh, my mom's coming to pick me up,

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<v Speaker 1>but the other girl was coming to pick him up.

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<v Speaker 1>Then he goes to her house, they have sex, then

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<v Speaker 1>he goes meet to this other girl. Now the other

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<v Speaker 1>girl is a catfish. I'll tell you that not like

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<v Speaker 1>the photo, that what she did was a crime. She

0:20:04.200 --> 0:20:06.480
<v Speaker 1>was fully she needs to go to jail as well. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>cased up, I mean the amount of teeth that was

0:20:09.440 --> 0:20:12.200
<v Speaker 1>missing on the side. I said, actually, you do pair

0:20:12.280 --> 0:20:14.760
<v Speaker 1>well with a convict. Wait, definitely hold on with a criminal.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold down.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to feel sorry for her, but I said, ma'am,

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't. You did not photoshop no teeth in your mouth?

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<v Speaker 1>So what did you think was gonna happen when we

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<v Speaker 1>sees you? So what's the catfish? She pretended to have

0:20:28.400 --> 0:20:31.359
<v Speaker 1>teeth when she didn't, or she like face tuned the

0:20:31.400 --> 0:20:33.800
<v Speaker 1>rest of her face. She just have photos that she

0:20:34.040 --> 0:20:36.680
<v Speaker 1>just doesn't look like that. She doesn't look like that

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<v Speaker 1>at all. I'm gonna we're gonna put it in the

0:20:38.359 --> 0:20:40.280
<v Speaker 1>photo dump. I'm gonna put it in the dump and

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna see, and I'm gonna show you after and

0:20:42.720 --> 0:20:44.840
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna be like, what the fuck she did?

0:20:45.080 --> 0:20:46.199
<v Speaker 2>She did that? Man? Dirty?

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<v Speaker 1>How many teeth can you be missing? Do you have

0:20:49.080 --> 0:20:51.120
<v Speaker 1>to be missing in order to be like appropriate today?

0:20:51.119 --> 0:20:55.159
<v Speaker 2>A convict? Like? How many teeth gotta be out? Like

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<v Speaker 2>four plus?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna say that's that's exactly how many was missing

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<v Speaker 1>on each side or one just on one side, like

0:21:02.760 --> 0:21:06.240
<v Speaker 1>the whole bag, the whole side table gone, the Western

0:21:06.280 --> 0:21:09.800
<v Speaker 1>hemisphere empty. Yeah, And as somebody who was a former

0:21:09.920 --> 0:21:11.760
<v Speaker 1>a I'm missing something in my mouth.

0:21:12.200 --> 0:21:14.560
<v Speaker 2>Like, I get it. It's hard to get your teeth

0:21:14.640 --> 0:21:16.920
<v Speaker 2>back and missing something in my mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>Sydney, this episode is too sexually explicit.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's not so, though. What do you mean, Hey,

0:21:23.240 --> 0:21:24.560
<v Speaker 2>that's what you're gonna say to Queen the Teva when

0:21:24.560 --> 0:21:27.320
<v Speaker 2>you meet her? No, I have I have the tooth down.

0:21:27.440 --> 0:21:30.920
<v Speaker 1>He liked it so much, and I'm saying, like, I'm

0:21:30.920 --> 0:21:34.760
<v Speaker 1>not I'm not trying to be too judgmental, but like, girl,

0:21:35.160 --> 0:21:37.480
<v Speaker 1>what did you think he was gonna do? And then

0:21:38.080 --> 0:21:41.479
<v Speaker 1>the thing that was so weird is that she was like,

0:21:41.600 --> 0:21:44.359
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna meet him, and she was being like, yeah,

0:21:44.600 --> 0:21:47.119
<v Speaker 1>we're gonna have sex all night and all and even

0:21:47.240 --> 0:21:51.120
<v Speaker 1>for me, who I'm like, yeah, girl, you don't know him.

0:21:51.160 --> 0:21:53.720
<v Speaker 1>He's been in jail for a minute.

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<v Speaker 2>How many minutes? How long he was in jail?

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<v Speaker 1>I think like since he was eighteen and then he

0:21:59.040 --> 0:22:00.800
<v Speaker 1>got out when he was twenty five.

0:22:03.080 --> 0:22:06.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, or maybe maybe he was younger than that. I

0:22:06.280 --> 0:22:06.639
<v Speaker 2>don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>But when he said on camera he said, oh no,

0:22:09.840 --> 0:22:13.159
<v Speaker 1>he told her, he told her, or on camera he's like,

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't been intimate when a woman in six years.

0:22:16.400 --> 0:22:18.760
<v Speaker 2>But you have been intimate. Yeah, let's talk about it.

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<v Speaker 1>But you have intimate with a woman, and that was

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<v Speaker 1>your choice. Sir, what's the last time you were intimate

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<v Speaker 1>in ja? I would have just said I haven't been

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<v Speaker 1>intimate in six years, but you said with a woman.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, so already already he looked like Chris Brown

0:22:32.720 --> 0:22:36.240
<v Speaker 1>with dreads, he got tats, he got light eyes. Oh

0:22:36.320 --> 0:22:39.120
<v Speaker 1>you know, he was having a good time up in there.

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't say good time, but he was having a time.

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<v Speaker 1>Time was happening.

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<v Speaker 2>But you know, I don't even go there.

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to say that the girls I felt.

0:22:47.359 --> 0:22:51.240
<v Speaker 1>I was like, man, it's so bad out here.

0:22:51.640 --> 0:22:54.080
<v Speaker 2>It's so bad. Like it's not that bad.

0:22:54.160 --> 0:22:57.160
<v Speaker 1>It is that bad because the show has been going

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<v Speaker 1>on for years.

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<v Speaker 2>Not that bad ninety women.

0:23:01.600 --> 0:23:05.040
<v Speaker 1>It's women who are doing these things that they feel

0:23:05.080 --> 0:23:07.040
<v Speaker 1>like it's bad for them.

0:23:07.080 --> 0:23:09.080
<v Speaker 2>But it's some women that would never ever in a

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<v Speaker 2>million years.

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, I don't even know what website that

0:23:12.720 --> 0:23:14.920
<v Speaker 1>is convictlove.

0:23:14.200 --> 0:23:17.040
<v Speaker 2>Dot gov, like where.

0:23:17.080 --> 0:23:20.280
<v Speaker 1>These women have to seek these men out and then

0:23:20.280 --> 0:23:23.200
<v Speaker 1>they find them. I mean, granted, we got friends who

0:23:23.240 --> 0:23:27.200
<v Speaker 1>write letters to Luigi jonie Hey and I already look

0:23:27.200 --> 0:23:29.160
<v Speaker 1>at them sideway too, I'm saying, baby girl.

0:23:30.119 --> 0:23:35.879
<v Speaker 2>Baby girl. I'm like I'm.

0:23:35.280 --> 0:23:38.600
<v Speaker 1>Literally like, hey, no, we're judging them too. I'm like,

0:23:38.720 --> 0:23:43.119
<v Speaker 1>this is wild. Butlig Luigi killed a part, like you know,

0:23:43.200 --> 0:23:50.040
<v Speaker 1>he like modern day Joan of Arc for the White Sorry, sure, no, yes, yes, okay, sure,

0:23:50.160 --> 0:23:51.359
<v Speaker 1>I mean I don't even really know a Joan of

0:23:51.440 --> 0:23:52.320
<v Speaker 1>Arc deal, but you killed Yeah.

0:23:52.720 --> 0:23:55.280
<v Speaker 2>I was like, you know what, you know, Luigi is

0:23:55.400 --> 0:23:57.159
<v Speaker 2>Joan of Arc for them.

0:23:57.200 --> 0:23:59.080
<v Speaker 1>But these other people who've been in jail since they

0:23:59.080 --> 0:24:02.000
<v Speaker 1>were eighteen and got when they were twenty five, what

0:24:02.080 --> 0:24:02.560
<v Speaker 1>did they do?

0:24:03.080 --> 0:24:03.800
<v Speaker 2>You know what I'm saying.

0:24:04.359 --> 0:24:07.720
<v Speaker 1>Another woman had a whole business, right, and she said,

0:24:08.600 --> 0:24:12.080
<v Speaker 1>so my husband who's in jail, she married him while.

0:24:11.880 --> 0:24:12.480
<v Speaker 2>He was in jail.

0:24:12.560 --> 0:24:14.000
<v Speaker 1>She said, so he's going to be a part of

0:24:14.000 --> 0:24:16.840
<v Speaker 1>the company. So we're going to have him on zoom

0:24:17.359 --> 0:24:21.240
<v Speaker 1>during the meeting. And everybody at the job was like, hey,

0:24:21.520 --> 0:24:24.880
<v Speaker 1>I think no, two weeks for you, baby, I think

0:24:24.920 --> 0:24:26.720
<v Speaker 1>my notice is right fucking now.

0:24:26.800 --> 0:24:27.200
<v Speaker 2>They quit.

0:24:27.640 --> 0:24:30.400
<v Speaker 1>The woman is in jail now she was a scam artist.

0:24:30.720 --> 0:24:33.840
<v Speaker 1>Of course, they said, hey, she's in jail. She said,

0:24:33.880 --> 0:24:36.480
<v Speaker 1>well it was for drugs. So he is a businessman.

0:24:36.720 --> 0:24:41.040
<v Speaker 2>I said, oh, did she like, get me out of here?

0:24:41.080 --> 0:24:43.800
<v Speaker 2>I said, you know what, I am too conscious.

0:24:44.000 --> 0:24:46.399
<v Speaker 1>It'd be why honest, dating is not bad enough for

0:24:46.480 --> 0:24:50.840
<v Speaker 1>y'all to be marrying convicts and being number two, three

0:24:50.960 --> 0:24:52.360
<v Speaker 1>four on their.

0:24:52.240 --> 0:24:55.440
<v Speaker 2>List of women that they call every night. That's it's

0:24:55.480 --> 0:25:15.440
<v Speaker 2>not that bad. But let me take you a step further.

0:25:16.440 --> 0:25:19.359
<v Speaker 1>People think they're better than the love after lock up

0:25:19.440 --> 0:25:22.359
<v Speaker 1>or whatever, the ninety day fiance, but hey, love is

0:25:22.400 --> 0:25:25.879
<v Speaker 1>blind and then going to like hinge.

0:25:26.000 --> 0:25:26.960
<v Speaker 2>I mean, it's all.

0:25:27.680 --> 0:25:29.720
<v Speaker 1>Can I tell you what I've been watching? What love

0:25:29.760 --> 0:25:31.919
<v Speaker 1>on the specu horse that we root for them with

0:25:32.000 --> 0:25:34.400
<v Speaker 1>love on the spectrum is interesting for me because it's

0:25:34.480 --> 0:25:37.440
<v Speaker 1>like we think of them as weird, and it's like

0:25:37.520 --> 0:25:38.600
<v Speaker 1>are they.

0:25:38.400 --> 0:25:39.560
<v Speaker 2>Weird or are we weird?

0:25:39.680 --> 0:25:41.840
<v Speaker 1>We're weird because they'd be like, listen, she don't like

0:25:42.000 --> 0:25:44.119
<v Speaker 1>if she don't like trains, she's not for me, and

0:25:44.160 --> 0:25:45.840
<v Speaker 1>I love that, And the girl will.

0:25:45.720 --> 0:25:47.320
<v Speaker 2>Be like, she'll be like, do you like trains?

0:25:47.880 --> 0:25:51.480
<v Speaker 1>No, She'll be like, mmm, I'm ready to go home now,

0:25:51.840 --> 0:25:55.720
<v Speaker 1>and it's like it could it could all be so simple,

0:25:56.400 --> 0:25:58.399
<v Speaker 1>but we legit like we're like, well, I don't like

0:25:58.440 --> 0:26:00.760
<v Speaker 1>this about this person, but maybe I could chang or

0:26:01.280 --> 0:26:03.119
<v Speaker 1>this is important to me, but maybe it's not that

0:26:03.160 --> 0:26:05.120
<v Speaker 1>important to me if this person doesn't care about it, and.

0:26:05.040 --> 0:26:07.560
<v Speaker 2>It's like we could all learn a little bit from them.

0:26:07.680 --> 0:26:11.000
<v Speaker 1>Love on the spectrum is standing on business. They're like,

0:26:11.040 --> 0:26:14.119
<v Speaker 1>hey that I'm not this. Hey, They'll be at the

0:26:14.200 --> 0:26:16.639
<v Speaker 1>end of the day and like, so, yeah, I'm not,

0:26:16.880 --> 0:26:19.200
<v Speaker 1>we're not compatible. I'm not, I'm not We're I don't

0:26:19.600 --> 0:26:21.879
<v Speaker 1>feeling you, but I would like to, like, I wish

0:26:21.880 --> 0:26:24.160
<v Speaker 1>you well having it, And they'll be like, yep, I understand.

0:26:24.720 --> 0:26:28.320
<v Speaker 1>One couple like a petting zoo and she was like,

0:26:28.480 --> 0:26:30.440
<v Speaker 1>I like him, I'm going to ask him out on

0:26:30.520 --> 0:26:33.720
<v Speaker 1>another date. And he was like, hey, Brandy, this was fun,

0:26:33.760 --> 0:26:35.160
<v Speaker 1>but I just want to be friends.

0:26:35.400 --> 0:26:39.080
<v Speaker 2>And she was like, okay, I loved it. I loved it.

0:26:39.280 --> 0:26:41.560
<v Speaker 2>But here's here's my issue.

0:26:41.680 --> 0:26:44.439
<v Speaker 1>Right when we watch shows like that, we got to

0:26:44.480 --> 0:26:46.919
<v Speaker 1>have a preference of like you got to know in

0:26:47.000 --> 0:26:49.480
<v Speaker 1>advance that they're on the spectrum for you to be

0:26:49.640 --> 0:26:50.760
<v Speaker 1>like have empathy.

0:26:51.280 --> 0:26:53.919
<v Speaker 2>But there's so many things of these shows where I'm like,

0:26:54.119 --> 0:26:56.160
<v Speaker 2>are you sure those people are not on the spectrum

0:26:56.200 --> 0:26:59.360
<v Speaker 2>as well? Because everyone is on the spectrum. Yes, yes,

0:26:59.440 --> 0:27:02.480
<v Speaker 2>what spectrum? Are you on? It's how far on it

0:27:02.520 --> 0:27:05.159
<v Speaker 2>are you? Yes, it's how deep is your love for me?

0:27:05.440 --> 0:27:09.159
<v Speaker 1>Yes? Some people I don't know. I'm not saying that

0:27:09.160 --> 0:27:11.560
<v Speaker 1>that's what I want. I'm just saying I'd rather do

0:27:11.640 --> 0:27:18.000
<v Speaker 1>that than a convict. What I look like Fedra. Okay, Wait,

0:27:18.720 --> 0:27:20.679
<v Speaker 1>wait a minute, you think I I'm looking for an

0:27:20.720 --> 0:27:21.479
<v Speaker 1>apollo out here.

0:27:21.560 --> 0:27:23.879
<v Speaker 2>Wait. She was with him before he went into jail,

0:27:23.880 --> 0:27:26.440
<v Speaker 2>that's different. But then he came out, and then he

0:27:26.640 --> 0:27:27.680
<v Speaker 2>then he have to go back.

0:27:28.000 --> 0:27:29.960
<v Speaker 1>I don't know his life, but I do know that

0:27:30.080 --> 0:27:33.119
<v Speaker 1>she was with she had she built a foundation before

0:27:33.119 --> 0:27:35.320
<v Speaker 1>he went to jail. Marie, if I go to jail,

0:27:35.480 --> 0:27:37.719
<v Speaker 1>you done with me? Well, what you're going to jail for?

0:27:37.840 --> 0:27:41.639
<v Speaker 1>Let's talk about it. What's the top three reasons Sidney

0:27:41.640 --> 0:27:43.520
<v Speaker 1>would be going to jail? Give me the three crimes,

0:27:43.840 --> 0:27:48.680
<v Speaker 1>the I, the R and the silly friends.

0:27:51.040 --> 0:27:56.359
<v Speaker 2>We absolutely can be friends, sister. The only way student loans.

0:27:56.640 --> 0:27:57.400
<v Speaker 2>That's the only reason.

0:27:57.440 --> 0:28:00.199
<v Speaker 1>That's the only reason, other than that, I'm a low

0:28:00.040 --> 0:28:01.280
<v Speaker 1>abiding citizen.

0:28:01.880 --> 0:28:04.920
<v Speaker 2>And I'm not killing nobody. I'm not selling drugs, I'm

0:28:04.920 --> 0:28:06.800
<v Speaker 2>not I'm not stealing, I'm not robbing.

0:28:07.160 --> 0:28:09.880
<v Speaker 1>I have been to jail, though, I have, but that

0:28:09.880 --> 0:28:11.600
<v Speaker 1>that this expunged.

0:28:12.440 --> 0:28:15.800
<v Speaker 2>Yes, doesn't it take? No? No, I went to I

0:28:15.840 --> 0:28:18.000
<v Speaker 2>went to court and everything, Sis, I have my blazer on,

0:28:18.440 --> 0:28:21.720
<v Speaker 2>iron down, I have, I have my business bangs on

0:28:21.880 --> 0:28:24.560
<v Speaker 2>and I say, your hona, your hona overrull.

0:28:24.760 --> 0:28:27.520
<v Speaker 1>It wasn't mine, It wasn't me. It was me, but

0:28:27.600 --> 0:28:31.040
<v Speaker 1>it was not my. I did not purchase that police betime.

0:28:31.359 --> 0:28:33.159
<v Speaker 2>It was a gift. I'll never forget.

0:28:33.400 --> 0:28:37.080
<v Speaker 1>Never, never forget, yeah, said the kid. You know, if

0:28:37.080 --> 0:28:39.560
<v Speaker 1>you were a jail I would write you letters. You Marie,

0:28:39.680 --> 0:28:41.960
<v Speaker 1>you barely right back to my text message, h but

0:28:41.960 --> 0:28:43.360
<v Speaker 1>I would write you jail notes.

0:28:43.960 --> 0:28:46.640
<v Speaker 2>Girl, let me tell you what mess is happening. You

0:28:46.680 --> 0:28:48.920
<v Speaker 2>would send me a voice voice memo. I will come

0:28:48.960 --> 0:28:52.560
<v Speaker 2>see you and we would hold hands on the glass. No, Sis,

0:28:52.640 --> 0:28:55.480
<v Speaker 2>I don't believe it. I don't believe you're lying. Why

0:28:55.480 --> 0:28:56.720
<v Speaker 2>are you lying on the mic right now?

0:28:56.760 --> 0:28:58.560
<v Speaker 1>Girl? You don't think that I would show up with

0:28:58.600 --> 0:29:03.600
<v Speaker 1>a full camera crew to to see what what.

0:29:03.640 --> 0:29:04.840
<v Speaker 2>You're wearing, what the fit giving.

0:29:06.120 --> 0:29:08.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm wearing a veil, definitely like a like a beanie

0:29:08.440 --> 0:29:10.960
<v Speaker 1>with a veil attack. Okay, because I'm distraught. My sister,

0:29:11.040 --> 0:29:15.800
<v Speaker 1>my sisters locked up since, first of all, let me,

0:29:16.360 --> 0:29:18.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna hold you. Since they're gonna tell you

0:29:18.200 --> 0:29:20.840
<v Speaker 1>a time frame to come, you're you're missing it. You're

0:29:20.920 --> 0:29:23.800
<v Speaker 1>not gonna be a you're gonna miss to get to me.

0:29:24.000 --> 0:29:28.720
<v Speaker 1>And then you can't take a regular car, take the bus. Well,

0:29:28.720 --> 0:29:31.840
<v Speaker 1>I would take a car. You would a car would off?

0:29:33.160 --> 0:29:35.760
<v Speaker 1>I said, this is a work expense, Yeah, sister, you

0:29:35.920 --> 0:29:38.160
<v Speaker 1>And then and then it would be like months would

0:29:38.240 --> 0:29:39.680
<v Speaker 1>pass and you're like.

0:29:40.000 --> 0:29:42.360
<v Speaker 2>Oh, my sis, who's doing your hair in there? Like

0:29:42.400 --> 0:29:44.360
<v Speaker 2>you would just ask? Stupid ass girl.

0:29:44.400 --> 0:29:49.320
<v Speaker 1>If they're letting uh jail CEOs jump on zoom calls,

0:29:49.320 --> 0:29:52.320
<v Speaker 1>we could do zooms. It's not the same. You gotta

0:29:52.360 --> 0:29:54.240
<v Speaker 1>come visit. You could go live on TikTok and I

0:29:54.240 --> 0:29:55.080
<v Speaker 1>would join your live.

0:29:55.280 --> 0:29:58.360
<v Speaker 2>That's and that's when I say you're blocked.

0:29:58.440 --> 0:30:02.640
<v Speaker 1>Girl, you're blocked. They have social media in jail. They'd

0:30:02.640 --> 0:30:06.440
<v Speaker 1>be going viral in the penitentiy. But that's for strangers.

0:30:06.520 --> 0:30:08.400
<v Speaker 1>We're actually we're sisters.

0:30:08.440 --> 0:30:11.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but girl, if you went viral, you would be

0:30:12.320 --> 0:30:15.680
<v Speaker 2>the hot convict. You know what I'm saying. Think of

0:30:15.760 --> 0:30:18.600
<v Speaker 2>all the brand deals you would get kids. I because

0:30:18.640 --> 0:30:21.480
<v Speaker 2>God knows I need it now. Forever Cardier bracelet.

0:30:21.720 --> 0:30:27.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I could see that girl platinum platinum bracelets, yes, Tiffany's, Yeah,

0:30:27.680 --> 0:30:29.800
<v Speaker 1>they would. I could totally see them collabing with me

0:30:29.880 --> 0:30:33.160
<v Speaker 1>for so Yeah. I love I love how you know

0:30:33.360 --> 0:30:34.120
<v Speaker 1>innovative you are.

0:30:34.360 --> 0:30:35.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm just saying, girl, you know, I'm always saying about

0:30:36.280 --> 0:30:37.000
<v Speaker 2>a brand deal.

0:30:37.160 --> 0:30:41.080
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, and it works, it works, and you know what,

0:30:41.160 --> 0:30:42.400
<v Speaker 1>and I need to move forward with that.

0:30:42.520 --> 0:30:45.640
<v Speaker 2>So I will be going to jail okay for for

0:30:45.720 --> 0:30:48.320
<v Speaker 2>the pie? Oh yes, will we? iHeart?

0:30:48.320 --> 0:30:52.560
<v Speaker 1>Will we be able to still lock in? Will they

0:30:52.600 --> 0:30:53.880
<v Speaker 1>be able to give me some equipment over there?

0:30:53.960 --> 0:30:55.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Yeah, yeah, they gonna send it to you. They're

0:30:55.320 --> 0:30:57.680
<v Speaker 2>gonna put it on your books. Oh, send it to

0:30:57.720 --> 0:30:58.520
<v Speaker 2>your cos.

0:30:58.400 --> 0:31:01.280
<v Speaker 1>My God, they will know longer be on iHeart, this

0:31:01.320 --> 0:31:04.600
<v Speaker 1>will be going on to be still. I will need

0:31:04.600 --> 0:31:09.480
<v Speaker 1>the acon convict h chain door being slammed, being.

0:31:11.840 --> 0:31:15.480
<v Speaker 2>Convict. Convict. Wow.

0:31:15.640 --> 0:31:19.000
<v Speaker 1>And that's why you never stop working. You're constantly just

0:31:19.080 --> 0:31:21.680
<v Speaker 1>keeping it going. I'm constantly not doing the work that

0:31:21.720 --> 0:31:24.400
<v Speaker 1>I need to be doing. But thank you for seeing me.

0:31:24.360 --> 0:31:26.720
<v Speaker 2>Since honestly, I see the vision and I'm gonna work

0:31:26.720 --> 0:31:27.880
<v Speaker 2>on it. I legit.

0:31:27.920 --> 0:31:29.560
<v Speaker 1>I've been wasting a lot of time not wasting. I've

0:31:29.560 --> 0:31:33.040
<v Speaker 1>been spending a lot of time on Facebook, Marketplace, looking

0:31:33.040 --> 0:31:36.440
<v Speaker 1>for new tables, looking for new benches, YadA, YadA, YadA.

0:31:37.280 --> 0:31:39.160
<v Speaker 1>I think that if you have a pet, you have

0:31:39.200 --> 0:31:41.040
<v Speaker 1>to tell people you have a dog or a cat.

0:31:41.440 --> 0:31:43.520
<v Speaker 1>Because I got this bench that I love, I sent

0:31:43.560 --> 0:31:45.760
<v Speaker 1>you a picture of I can smell this lady had

0:31:45.800 --> 0:31:51.480
<v Speaker 1>two chihuahuas smell when I sit at my at my table.

0:31:51.520 --> 0:31:54.440
<v Speaker 1>When hey, y'all, y'all, animals sank like it's just y'all

0:31:54.520 --> 0:31:57.000
<v Speaker 1>have to be honest, y'all say, y'all love these animals

0:31:57.000 --> 0:31:57.400
<v Speaker 1>so much.

0:31:57.440 --> 0:31:58.480
<v Speaker 2>They smell. They stank.

0:31:58.560 --> 0:32:01.240
<v Speaker 1>They got crust in the eyes, like I know you

0:32:01.320 --> 0:32:04.920
<v Speaker 1>feeding them like chicken from scratch or whatever, but they

0:32:04.920 --> 0:32:07.640
<v Speaker 1>smell bad. Let me tell you something. Stink, stank stone,

0:32:08.000 --> 0:32:11.600
<v Speaker 1>It's stank. And that's okay. The room got really quiet

0:32:11.600 --> 0:32:13.440
<v Speaker 1>in here because there's anybody got pan in here.

0:32:13.560 --> 0:32:16.160
<v Speaker 2>And yeah, you have to stinky dogs, okay.

0:32:16.360 --> 0:32:18.560
<v Speaker 3>And I work very hard to keep my home. But

0:32:18.840 --> 0:32:20.200
<v Speaker 3>you know what I noticed, did you buy it from

0:32:20.200 --> 0:32:20.760
<v Speaker 3>a white person?

0:32:21.240 --> 0:32:25.640
<v Speaker 2>She was give a hispanic shut up.

0:32:27.960 --> 0:32:29.840
<v Speaker 3>White people be talking about their dog smelling, and it's

0:32:29.880 --> 0:32:31.400
<v Speaker 3>because they actually don't clean their home.

0:32:31.760 --> 0:32:34.920
<v Speaker 2>Mmm, they don't clean their home, but they also don't

0:32:34.920 --> 0:32:36.720
<v Speaker 2>clean their dogs. It's the dog.

0:32:37.080 --> 0:32:38.760
<v Speaker 3>The dog be sticking in the house and they don't

0:32:38.840 --> 0:32:42.000
<v Speaker 3>properly clean their home because I have panicked asked many

0:32:42.040 --> 0:32:44.200
<v Speaker 3>friends when they come home, like, do you smell my dogs?

0:32:44.240 --> 0:32:46.200
<v Speaker 3>And they're like, no, it smells like ASoP in here.

0:32:46.240 --> 0:32:47.520
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, and that's the point.

0:32:47.680 --> 0:32:50.560
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, let's just be honest here, what's mess

0:32:51.000 --> 0:32:54.240
<v Speaker 1>y'all haveing? These these animals rip and run the streets.

0:32:54.240 --> 0:32:55.160
<v Speaker 1>They're on their train.

0:32:55.760 --> 0:33:00.320
<v Speaker 2>You have your dog is train. Your dog is laid

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<v Speaker 2>out under the sea on the sea train.

0:33:04.240 --> 0:33:06.840
<v Speaker 1>Arrest you need to be arrested. You and your dog

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<v Speaker 1>in the pound, in the pound? Why why would you

0:33:10.000 --> 0:33:12.880
<v Speaker 1>be having your your labradoodle sprawled out?

0:33:13.080 --> 0:33:15.680
<v Speaker 2>First of all, that's a that's a cute, cuddly dog.

0:33:15.760 --> 0:33:17.400
<v Speaker 1>Why why are you on the train and you know

0:33:18.360 --> 0:33:22.080
<v Speaker 1>they're not washing the train off the dog when they're

0:33:21.560 --> 0:33:22.920
<v Speaker 1>now it's.

0:33:22.800 --> 0:33:25.040
<v Speaker 2>Getting on the Creighton barrel couch.

0:33:26.320 --> 0:33:29.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, in the hall place, no offense. It's the dog

0:33:29.600 --> 0:33:31.880
<v Speaker 1>in the if you bringing it on the train, and

0:33:31.920 --> 0:33:34.080
<v Speaker 1>that's why they were First of all, you think the

0:33:34.160 --> 0:33:37.200
<v Speaker 1>bags is just for you know, the people around you know,

0:33:37.240 --> 0:33:41.400
<v Speaker 1>it's for you, Mama's you were picking up dick particles,

0:33:41.520 --> 0:33:42.760
<v Speaker 1>ship rat.

0:33:42.920 --> 0:33:45.200
<v Speaker 2>All of that is on the ground, it's on the seat,

0:33:45.440 --> 0:33:47.040
<v Speaker 2>roach crumb. It's nasty.

0:33:47.880 --> 0:33:51.920
<v Speaker 1>It's nasty, and like, say what you want about cats. Hey,

0:33:52.200 --> 0:33:55.040
<v Speaker 1>the cats is inside. They're not going out. They were

0:33:55.080 --> 0:33:58.040
<v Speaker 1>once out now the end. But the outside cats are fun.

0:33:58.400 --> 0:34:01.240
<v Speaker 1>I've seen them run on a fence and like tightrope

0:34:01.280 --> 0:34:04.080
<v Speaker 1>walk and you know, come to somebody's window and be

0:34:04.120 --> 0:34:05.840
<v Speaker 1>like me out and then get their food and leave.

0:34:06.000 --> 0:34:08.279
<v Speaker 1>They're living on the edge. But those animals are not

0:34:08.320 --> 0:34:10.399
<v Speaker 1>coming in the house. They're not coming in my house.

0:34:10.440 --> 0:34:12.440
<v Speaker 1>Cats are definitely cleaner than dogs. But also I've never

0:34:12.440 --> 0:34:15.120
<v Speaker 1>seen a cat on the subway under a seat. I've

0:34:15.120 --> 0:34:20.680
<v Speaker 1>seen a pigeon, seen a pigeon on the train and online,

0:34:20.760 --> 0:34:23.719
<v Speaker 1>I've seen a raccoon also or possum on the train,

0:34:23.840 --> 0:34:25.239
<v Speaker 1>but never seen a cat.

0:34:26.160 --> 0:34:28.120
<v Speaker 2>Cats are better than that. I couldn't even see them

0:34:28.160 --> 0:34:28.560
<v Speaker 2>going down.

0:34:28.680 --> 0:34:31.720
<v Speaker 1>They like they can go down, and they like actually

0:34:31.840 --> 0:34:33.560
<v Speaker 1>know a cat is like this is what y'all doing

0:34:33.640 --> 0:34:34.040
<v Speaker 1>down here?

0:34:34.480 --> 0:34:35.799
<v Speaker 2>Absolutely calling a car.

0:34:36.000 --> 0:34:41.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, so you're on this Facebook marketplace journey, which

0:34:41.600 --> 0:34:46.000
<v Speaker 1>is cute, but let's just keep it one thousand. The

0:34:46.080 --> 0:34:50.640
<v Speaker 1>fact that Home Interior or whatever is not knocking at

0:34:50.640 --> 0:34:53.480
<v Speaker 1>our doors sending us stuff is actually crazy.

0:34:53.520 --> 0:34:56.280
<v Speaker 2>I have a new apartment. I'm looking for things.

0:34:56.400 --> 0:34:59.359
<v Speaker 1>You. I mean, you have all the followers. I'm trying

0:34:59.360 --> 0:35:02.440
<v Speaker 1>to piggyback off you. The things should be sent to

0:35:02.560 --> 0:35:06.440
<v Speaker 1>her and us, because the universe knows that. And that's

0:35:06.480 --> 0:35:08.759
<v Speaker 1>why I got that dresser for free. You know what,

0:35:09.080 --> 0:35:13.359
<v Speaker 1>people and the universe needs to slide in on over here?

0:35:15.040 --> 0:35:17.640
<v Speaker 2>Well what you need just to smith. I don't even know.

0:35:17.680 --> 0:35:18.040
<v Speaker 2>I can't.

0:35:18.080 --> 0:35:21.360
<v Speaker 1>I've actually stopped looking for stuff because that actually is

0:35:21.360 --> 0:35:25.440
<v Speaker 1>a mess, just like being overwhelmed with the thought of

0:35:25.560 --> 0:35:29.520
<v Speaker 1>putting more stuff because I am we're putting it down here,

0:35:29.719 --> 0:35:31.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm saying out, I am a hoarder.

0:35:32.000 --> 0:35:34.520
<v Speaker 2>I am a hoarder. I will buy, I will collect,

0:35:34.920 --> 0:35:35.279
<v Speaker 2>and then.

0:35:35.200 --> 0:35:36.960
<v Speaker 1>Where does it go? We don't know, We don't know,

0:35:37.000 --> 0:35:38.880
<v Speaker 1>we don't know. Where do we put it? Oh, I

0:35:38.880 --> 0:35:42.319
<v Speaker 1>don't have the space. It's in bags. Bags are everywhere,

0:35:42.920 --> 0:35:46.200
<v Speaker 1>but not at the new place. The bags is everywhere

0:35:46.200 --> 0:35:46.920
<v Speaker 1>at the new place.

0:35:47.239 --> 0:35:52.920
<v Speaker 2>They're at the new place for ree where I don't know, you.

0:35:52.880 --> 0:35:55.560
<v Speaker 1>Know, sitting at her own bathroom, so she must I

0:35:55.600 --> 0:35:57.440
<v Speaker 1>can't have nothing nice.

0:35:57.560 --> 0:35:58.200
<v Speaker 2>I will say that.

0:35:58.280 --> 0:36:00.560
<v Speaker 1>I came in my apartment last night, and when I

0:36:00.600 --> 0:36:04.240
<v Speaker 1>tell you, I was praising all Christopher Jesus Christ.

0:36:04.320 --> 0:36:06.800
<v Speaker 2>When I walked in, I said, God, thank you so much.

0:36:07.320 --> 0:36:10.799
<v Speaker 1>I am not grateful enough last year this time I

0:36:10.960 --> 0:36:12.919
<v Speaker 1>was in a room and my friend was.

0:36:12.840 --> 0:36:16.000
<v Speaker 2>Barging in with her titty out, like you want some lasagna.

0:36:16.200 --> 0:36:17.680
<v Speaker 2>And I'm thankful for that.

0:36:18.320 --> 0:36:21.640
<v Speaker 1>I was thankful, But I am so thankful to be

0:36:21.719 --> 0:36:24.279
<v Speaker 1>coming into my place, to leave a party early and

0:36:24.400 --> 0:36:28.120
<v Speaker 1>just walk in and like home and be alone. There's

0:36:28.160 --> 0:36:30.560
<v Speaker 1>no greater feeling. I was still on Christopher Jesus Christ.

0:36:30.640 --> 0:36:38.240
<v Speaker 1>But okay, yes, what version you you know what New Age?

0:36:38.920 --> 0:36:40.280
<v Speaker 2>The New Testament, the remix?

0:36:40.400 --> 0:36:44.759
<v Speaker 1>Yes, yeah, he's got He's got a song with Chris Brown.

0:36:44.760 --> 0:36:47.239
<v Speaker 1>Absolutely no, it just it does feel good. And if

0:36:47.280 --> 0:36:49.160
<v Speaker 1>you don't live alone, I'm so sorry for you. But

0:36:49.719 --> 0:36:51.759
<v Speaker 1>if you get the chance, please take it.

0:36:51.960 --> 0:36:55.240
<v Speaker 2>I hope you dance. There's no greater feeling to living.

0:36:55.080 --> 0:36:59.200
<v Speaker 1>Alone, like and after a long day of like being

0:36:59.239 --> 0:37:01.959
<v Speaker 1>a people person, coming home and not having to talk

0:37:02.040 --> 0:37:02.960
<v Speaker 1>to anybody.

0:37:03.719 --> 0:37:07.320
<v Speaker 2>I love it so much. It's the best.

0:37:07.480 --> 0:37:09.959
<v Speaker 1>It is I mean, I do you know, I have

0:37:10.239 --> 0:37:14.200
<v Speaker 1>a bicoastal roommate, But I don't even want to say

0:37:14.239 --> 0:37:17.759
<v Speaker 1>it's a roommate, like because one I'm too over that.

0:37:18.080 --> 0:37:23.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I will say I'm in a lavender marriage right now. Okay.

0:37:23.719 --> 0:37:26.440
<v Speaker 2>And so he's not a roommate. He is.

0:37:27.440 --> 0:37:31.120
<v Speaker 1>You're a non physical lover and we share a space

0:37:31.320 --> 0:37:35.320
<v Speaker 1>and it's very you know, lots of singing and fun

0:37:35.520 --> 0:37:38.640
<v Speaker 1>and you know, eating terrible food. Oh, we're about to

0:37:38.680 --> 0:37:39.319
<v Speaker 1>be on our grind.

0:37:39.360 --> 0:37:40.960
<v Speaker 2>Are you cooking? You know?

0:37:41.440 --> 0:37:44.360
<v Speaker 1>We did do a version of Sid Can Cook. I

0:37:44.360 --> 0:37:45.960
<v Speaker 1>don't know if I'll ever do that again. But it

0:37:46.120 --> 0:37:48.760
<v Speaker 1>was three hours, friend, No, it was less than three hours.

0:37:49.080 --> 0:37:50.439
<v Speaker 2>It was a good time. It was a good time.

0:37:50.480 --> 0:37:51.440
<v Speaker 2>Sydney made risotto.

0:37:52.200 --> 0:37:55.880
<v Speaker 1>Oh it was mashed potato's friend. Oh, I had no knives.

0:37:56.080 --> 0:38:00.800
<v Speaker 1>We used a pizza cutter to cut the pork chop. Honestly,

0:38:01.000 --> 0:38:05.280
<v Speaker 1>nobody could write this. When I tell you, no written.

0:38:05.360 --> 0:38:08.480
<v Speaker 1>This is why queasin art and uh, you know, I

0:38:08.480 --> 0:38:11.759
<v Speaker 1>don't know, I don't know other Cara Caraway.

0:38:11.480 --> 0:38:14.200
<v Speaker 2>Caraway need to hit you up. No, well they did.

0:38:14.239 --> 0:38:16.560
<v Speaker 1>When I was doing Sinking Kick before, I mean I

0:38:16.600 --> 0:38:18.600
<v Speaker 1>was on my I was on my shit. But now

0:38:18.640 --> 0:38:22.720
<v Speaker 1>it's like, you know that the thought, the thought, the thought.

0:38:23.200 --> 0:38:25.560
<v Speaker 2>It's so hard to do stuff in being adults.

0:38:26.080 --> 0:38:27.799
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, I guess the last thing I'll say about

0:38:27.800 --> 0:38:31.360
<v Speaker 1>Facebook Marketplace is I'll put stuff in an Uber Excel

0:38:31.480 --> 0:38:33.000
<v Speaker 1>and the drivers are always pissed.

0:38:34.440 --> 0:38:34.760
<v Speaker 2>Why.

0:38:35.200 --> 0:38:38.160
<v Speaker 1>They're like, I'm like, can you fold the backseat down?

0:38:38.200 --> 0:38:39.120
<v Speaker 1>And they're like oh.

0:38:40.120 --> 0:38:41.479
<v Speaker 2>And sometimes I don't even order an Excel.

0:38:41.480 --> 0:38:43.920
<v Speaker 1>I order a regular Uber and like a Toyota Siena

0:38:43.960 --> 0:38:44.799
<v Speaker 1>will pop up and I'd be.

0:38:44.760 --> 0:38:50.279
<v Speaker 2>Like, this will do, this, will do. I hope you

0:38:50.360 --> 0:38:50.839
<v Speaker 2>got wrong.

0:38:51.360 --> 0:38:56.600
<v Speaker 1>Brothers, you know, they hate me with a passion, but

0:38:56.800 --> 0:38:59.960
<v Speaker 1>you know, whatever it is, what it is, Oh you don't.

0:39:00.080 --> 0:39:01.960
<v Speaker 2>It's also fucking mess.

0:39:02.120 --> 0:39:05.960
<v Speaker 1>Apparently when you get older, you start becoming allergic to

0:39:06.040 --> 0:39:10.320
<v Speaker 1>things and you start becoming uncool. Because I'm not allergic

0:39:10.360 --> 0:39:15.520
<v Speaker 1>to anything, but somehow, some way wake up my eyes

0:39:15.719 --> 0:39:18.719
<v Speaker 1>feel like a little itchy or whatever, like around the

0:39:18.840 --> 0:39:22.200
<v Speaker 1>like the skin, and so I'm like, oh, you know,

0:39:22.920 --> 0:39:27.200
<v Speaker 1>like probably the season's changing or whatnot, pollens and whatnot

0:39:27.360 --> 0:39:28.399
<v Speaker 1>just pollinating in.

0:39:28.400 --> 0:39:30.960
<v Speaker 2>My in my eyes and my pupils.

0:39:31.960 --> 0:39:34.320
<v Speaker 1>Then I feel like there's kind of like a cut,

0:39:34.719 --> 0:39:38.439
<v Speaker 1>like underneath my lid. But I was like, you know what,

0:39:38.960 --> 0:39:41.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm real, I'm real reckless with my lashes and my

0:39:42.000 --> 0:39:42.880
<v Speaker 1>brushes and stuff.

0:39:42.920 --> 0:39:44.399
<v Speaker 2>So it could be that the.

0:39:44.360 --> 0:39:51.360
<v Speaker 1>Next day, wake up fully crust like like elephant tusks crust.

0:39:51.080 --> 0:39:53.960
<v Speaker 2>Around hint tusk crust.

0:39:54.040 --> 0:39:58.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's it's it's it's like it's something close to

0:39:59.400 --> 0:40:07.759
<v Speaker 1>ex like energy. Ohjacent, it's ezema rising ashy moon, yes,

0:40:08.080 --> 0:40:10.960
<v Speaker 1>around one lid, and then the other one was swollen.

0:40:11.520 --> 0:40:13.440
<v Speaker 2>So I said, oh my god, I'm going blind, like

0:40:13.719 --> 0:40:16.759
<v Speaker 2>I like literally did not know what was going on.

0:40:17.040 --> 0:40:19.880
<v Speaker 1>So then she's like, take benner dryl I said, boom,

0:40:20.000 --> 0:40:21.480
<v Speaker 1>take Benadril, benadrel.

0:40:21.920 --> 0:40:23.359
<v Speaker 2>Sleepy as fuck. So I go to sleep.

0:40:23.400 --> 0:40:27.040
<v Speaker 1>Wake up, eyes are better, but it's still kind of

0:40:27.200 --> 0:40:29.520
<v Speaker 1>kind of rough. I gotta work that night, so you

0:40:29.560 --> 0:40:31.960
<v Speaker 1>know what I gotta do. You know what I gotta do,

0:40:32.080 --> 0:40:37.319
<v Speaker 1>go bear faced show. Not who said that cream the show,

0:40:37.520 --> 0:40:40.160
<v Speaker 1>Not on my finty, not on my fifty bible.

0:40:40.320 --> 0:40:40.920
<v Speaker 2>Absolutely not.

0:40:40.960 --> 0:40:44.800
<v Speaker 1>So I'm putting makeup on, putting lashes on, all that stuff,

0:40:45.280 --> 0:40:50.560
<v Speaker 1>and it looks okay. Next day, eyes are just it

0:40:50.640 --> 0:40:53.239
<v Speaker 1>looks like tails from the crypt, Like my lids are

0:40:53.360 --> 0:40:56.400
<v Speaker 1>so it looks like crumpled a piece of paper.

0:40:56.880 --> 0:40:57.680
<v Speaker 2>Do people want to know?

0:40:58.000 --> 0:41:00.120
<v Speaker 1>Are you washing your face at the end of the

0:41:00.120 --> 0:41:03.480
<v Speaker 1>the are you washing your makeup? Are you doing a

0:41:03.520 --> 0:41:06.680
<v Speaker 1>double cleanse? The people want to know I'm serious. The

0:41:06.680 --> 0:41:09.040
<v Speaker 1>people listening are like, well, maybe you slepting your ashes.

0:41:09.080 --> 0:41:11.480
<v Speaker 1>Are you fucking serious, Marie? I am a as a

0:41:11.520 --> 0:41:15.120
<v Speaker 1>sober woman. I'm sober but inexhausted, but not too tired

0:41:15.200 --> 0:41:17.799
<v Speaker 1>enough to take my makeup off. If i'm if I

0:41:17.840 --> 0:41:20.759
<v Speaker 1>can't take my makeup off, just no gun to head.

0:41:21.040 --> 0:41:23.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm on my deathbed, I can take makeup off, and

0:41:23.520 --> 0:41:25.040
<v Speaker 1>you know I love a wife. But also, why would

0:41:25.080 --> 0:41:26.640
<v Speaker 1>you take your makeup off on your deathbed? Don't you

0:41:26.680 --> 0:41:34.000
<v Speaker 1>want to be glam for the for the crib? Uh? No?

0:41:34.320 --> 0:41:38.600
<v Speaker 1>Something about you know, the skin dehydrated and then makeup

0:41:38.640 --> 0:41:41.280
<v Speaker 1>on top of it. It's just it's just like throwing

0:41:41.400 --> 0:41:43.520
<v Speaker 1>lipstick on a pig. Like it's just it's not really

0:41:43.520 --> 0:41:44.000
<v Speaker 1>doing much.

0:41:44.200 --> 0:41:47.560
<v Speaker 2>It's just so what happened? Because your eyes look great

0:41:47.640 --> 0:41:49.520
<v Speaker 2>now they're okay, now they're getting better.

0:41:49.600 --> 0:41:53.640
<v Speaker 1>I keep like taking benadryl every day and then like

0:41:53.760 --> 0:41:57.200
<v Speaker 1>moisturizing it at night. But it's still really dry like

0:41:57.760 --> 0:42:00.640
<v Speaker 1>people say, I look young, But the eyelid is giving

0:42:00.880 --> 0:42:03.239
<v Speaker 1>elder it's giving civil rights.

0:42:03.760 --> 0:42:07.279
<v Speaker 2>Sure, it's giving we shall overcome it. It's giving wade

0:42:07.280 --> 0:42:08.560
<v Speaker 2>over water. We've seen it all.

0:42:08.680 --> 0:42:12.880
<v Speaker 1>Okay Anthony Hamilton's song, Yes it has collar greens in

0:42:12.920 --> 0:42:16.400
<v Speaker 1>the pot. Yes, big mommy arm, that's what it is

0:42:16.400 --> 0:42:17.000
<v Speaker 1>giving right now.

0:42:21.360 --> 0:42:24.480
<v Speaker 2>So what are you gonna do? Are we running up

0:42:24.520 --> 0:42:25.080
<v Speaker 2>on a doctor?

0:42:26.360 --> 0:42:30.680
<v Speaker 1>Hey, if there's any dermatologists that listens to the pod, well,

0:42:30.719 --> 0:42:33.600
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't. I couldn't schedule anything this week because they're booked.

0:42:34.239 --> 0:42:36.720
<v Speaker 1>That's crazy. Every time I go to book a doctor's appointment,

0:42:36.840 --> 0:42:39.040
<v Speaker 1>they booked. Who is all going to the doctor. It's

0:42:39.040 --> 0:42:41.279
<v Speaker 1>a bunch of unhealthy people who are walking the earth

0:42:41.360 --> 0:42:43.319
<v Speaker 1>right now. Who is that the doctor when I need

0:42:43.360 --> 0:42:45.040
<v Speaker 1>to be there. It's the thing is that we don't

0:42:45.040 --> 0:42:48.000
<v Speaker 1>have enough doctors. They're all influencers. They're all trying to

0:42:48.160 --> 0:42:53.919
<v Speaker 1>get a bag. Yes, everybody, everybody, the nurses, every legit,

0:42:54.040 --> 0:42:55.879
<v Speaker 1>people on the bus, everybody's got.

0:42:55.840 --> 0:42:59.319
<v Speaker 2>Their phone propped up trying to get a bag. It's

0:42:59.320 --> 0:43:01.880
<v Speaker 2>some doctors on TikTok and it's sad.

0:43:01.960 --> 0:43:05.440
<v Speaker 1>It's like, just do your job. You're not making enough money.

0:43:05.840 --> 0:43:09.040
<v Speaker 1>But this wasn't about money. This is about the people. No,

0:43:09.160 --> 0:43:12.640
<v Speaker 1>but people want to have met people. But if you're

0:43:12.719 --> 0:43:16.040
<v Speaker 1>in that kind of profession, you're here to help. You're

0:43:16.040 --> 0:43:17.799
<v Speaker 1>not here to get You're not here to get a

0:43:17.880 --> 0:43:21.920
<v Speaker 1>deal with like, I don't know Johnson and Johnson. You're

0:43:21.920 --> 0:43:24.000
<v Speaker 1>already working with Johnson and Johnson.

0:43:24.160 --> 0:43:24.800
<v Speaker 2>In the lab.

0:43:24.880 --> 0:43:29.919
<v Speaker 1>In the lab, girl, thank you for dropping a name

0:43:30.000 --> 0:43:30.759
<v Speaker 1>brand for me.

0:43:31.600 --> 0:43:32.960
<v Speaker 2>You know what I think is mess.

0:43:33.239 --> 0:43:36.759
<v Speaker 1>People are buying designer products from like Essence and like

0:43:36.800 --> 0:43:40.319
<v Speaker 1>websites like that, and then buying the dupe from Dhgate

0:43:40.440 --> 0:43:43.880
<v Speaker 1>or Canal Street or whatever, and then returning the fake

0:43:44.320 --> 0:43:46.920
<v Speaker 1>to the store to get they real money back. And

0:43:46.960 --> 0:43:49.840
<v Speaker 1>then Essence and these companies when other people are on

0:43:49.880 --> 0:43:52.800
<v Speaker 1>the website buying the product, they're sending out the fakes

0:43:52.800 --> 0:43:55.880
<v Speaker 1>to people who are spending real money. Disgusting And it's like,

0:43:56.360 --> 0:43:59.520
<v Speaker 1>where's the quality control here? Because you didn't want to

0:43:59.520 --> 0:44:01.160
<v Speaker 1>take those boot back that I sent to you because

0:44:01.200 --> 0:44:03.759
<v Speaker 1>you said I warm them, and I warm them in

0:44:04.040 --> 0:44:07.280
<v Speaker 1>my kitchen. And now y'all are sending people fixed stuff.

0:44:07.920 --> 0:44:08.640
<v Speaker 1>What's that about?

0:44:08.840 --> 0:44:10.239
<v Speaker 2>So it's an eye for an eye? Is that what

0:44:10.280 --> 0:44:10.600
<v Speaker 2>you know?

0:44:10.600 --> 0:44:13.239
<v Speaker 1>It's what I'm saying because you're saying you're they're all

0:44:13.400 --> 0:44:16.920
<v Speaker 1>you're all about quality control, but not really, because how

0:44:16.960 --> 0:44:20.839
<v Speaker 1>are How am I returning something to your business? And

0:44:20.880 --> 0:44:23.520
<v Speaker 1>it's fake. You not have you don't have people checking

0:44:23.560 --> 0:44:25.920
<v Speaker 1>in and see if it's really faith. And this is

0:44:26.040 --> 0:44:29.279
<v Speaker 1>this is an epitome of twenty and twenty five.

0:44:30.120 --> 0:44:34.760
<v Speaker 2>It's like, what's good? Oh, what's good? What what's good?

0:44:35.080 --> 0:44:38.400
<v Speaker 1>You don't have to be qualified, nobody's checking anything, nobody

0:44:38.400 --> 0:44:39.320
<v Speaker 1>wants to work anymore.

0:44:39.440 --> 0:44:43.560
<v Speaker 2>It's like, it's sad. That's what we have to what

0:44:43.719 --> 0:44:45.080
<v Speaker 2>we gotta do? Start a farm?

0:44:45.400 --> 0:44:48.439
<v Speaker 1>I think we need to go off grid, Carrie, think

0:44:48.480 --> 0:44:48.920
<v Speaker 1>about it.

0:44:49.000 --> 0:44:50.520
<v Speaker 2>Thank you you? You and I?

0:44:51.120 --> 0:44:53.560
<v Speaker 1>You and I you and I two I us on

0:44:53.600 --> 0:44:56.959
<v Speaker 1>a farm. Oh my god, phones going with us live?

0:44:57.000 --> 0:45:00.160
<v Speaker 2>Twenty four seven? Girls, if we're live? See and you

0:45:00.160 --> 0:45:00.600
<v Speaker 2>just said this.

0:45:00.880 --> 0:45:03.000
<v Speaker 1>You want doctor, you're a nurse and you going live?

0:45:03.280 --> 0:45:04.719
<v Speaker 1>You want me to be a farmer and you want

0:45:04.760 --> 0:45:08.080
<v Speaker 1>me to go and the chicken's gonna stay. And I'm

0:45:08.080 --> 0:45:09.520
<v Speaker 1>not killing no cows.

0:45:11.880 --> 0:45:14.200
<v Speaker 2>You know, there's no killing of cows on our farm.

0:45:14.560 --> 0:45:16.839
<v Speaker 2>So what we what is? What does our farm have?

0:45:17.760 --> 0:45:19.000
<v Speaker 2>I think we will tomatoes?

0:45:19.239 --> 0:45:21.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I met vegetables, because you know, I didn't have

0:45:21.840 --> 0:45:22.799
<v Speaker 1>that in my past life.

0:45:22.880 --> 0:45:27.360
<v Speaker 2>So the new life is going to be just veggie based. Okay, okay,

0:45:27.400 --> 0:45:32.000
<v Speaker 2>what vegetables? Oh wait, okay, sign not put a pin

0:45:32.000 --> 0:45:32.279
<v Speaker 2>in that.

0:45:32.760 --> 0:45:36.480
<v Speaker 1>There's a guy in Providence, Rhode Island that has a

0:45:36.600 --> 0:45:40.840
<v Speaker 1>duck named Donnie, and he's bringing Donnie the strip club.

0:45:41.200 --> 0:45:44.520
<v Speaker 1>He's taking it to the park. He's it's it's it's

0:45:44.520 --> 0:45:48.040
<v Speaker 1>in the hookah lounge. It's dancing. It's the Duck's name

0:45:48.120 --> 0:45:49.200
<v Speaker 1>is Donnie duck dot.

0:45:49.280 --> 0:45:52.560
<v Speaker 2>No, Donnie, it's just Donnie. I went down a rabbit hole.

0:45:52.800 --> 0:45:53.960
<v Speaker 2>This duck is happening.

0:45:54.040 --> 0:45:57.879
<v Speaker 1>I think it's a duck hole. Oh and also, so

0:45:58.160 --> 0:46:00.440
<v Speaker 1>are you saying that you want a duck? Is it

0:46:00.520 --> 0:46:03.319
<v Speaker 1>mess to have a pet duck and then bring it

0:46:03.360 --> 0:46:07.200
<v Speaker 1>to the club. He's got a chain, he's got a

0:46:08.239 --> 0:46:10.759
<v Speaker 1>Thing's got an anklet like it's I like.

0:46:11.120 --> 0:46:16.160
<v Speaker 2>He has an a lit ank lit Marie. I'm obsessed Donnie.

0:46:16.440 --> 0:46:17.960
<v Speaker 1>First of all, I want to meet the doll. I

0:46:18.000 --> 0:46:20.600
<v Speaker 1>want to meet the duck. And also I'm like, is

0:46:20.680 --> 0:46:23.839
<v Speaker 1>this guy his name is justin something? I'm like, do

0:46:23.880 --> 0:46:25.400
<v Speaker 1>you have do you have a girlfriend?

0:46:25.480 --> 0:46:26.120
<v Speaker 2>Like girl?

0:46:26.280 --> 0:46:30.160
<v Speaker 1>The duck is his wife. No, dave have a girlfriend.

0:46:30.160 --> 0:46:32.000
<v Speaker 1>The duck is his white duck is his baby. The

0:46:32.080 --> 0:46:35.200
<v Speaker 1>duck follows him or the duck ain't going nowhere. He's

0:46:35.239 --> 0:46:38.840
<v Speaker 1>treating that duck good. It's getting grasshoppers and it's getting

0:46:39.200 --> 0:46:39.799
<v Speaker 1>grilled down.

0:46:40.360 --> 0:46:43.319
<v Speaker 2>The duck has grills like it's crazy all do duck

0:46:43.360 --> 0:46:46.439
<v Speaker 2>even have teeth? No? No, but dun teeth.

0:46:46.760 --> 0:46:48.719
<v Speaker 1>Marie, you have to see the videos. I need you

0:46:48.719 --> 0:46:50.920
<v Speaker 1>guys to get online and look for don.

0:46:50.800 --> 0:46:51.560
<v Speaker 2>I watched the video.

0:46:51.719 --> 0:46:55.960
<v Speaker 1>Is it gonna dissuade me from eating duck at restaurants?

0:46:57.200 --> 0:46:57.919
<v Speaker 2>Do like duck?

0:46:58.120 --> 0:47:01.000
<v Speaker 1>No, we shouldn't be eating duck. I'm again said, that's mess.

0:47:01.280 --> 0:47:04.040
<v Speaker 1>That's mess because because you saw a duck in a

0:47:04.040 --> 0:47:06.880
<v Speaker 1>strip club was we shouldn't We shouldn't be eaten ducks.

0:47:06.920 --> 0:47:14.640
<v Speaker 2>We shouldn't be eaten lamb. Is that the duck? I think, yes, Donnie,

0:47:15.280 --> 0:47:17.840
<v Speaker 2>he's so fucking cute, Marie.

0:47:17.960 --> 0:47:20.800
<v Speaker 1>If what can we can we get him on the pod?

0:47:21.800 --> 0:47:26.399
<v Speaker 1>The don Donnie, We need the duck girl, the duck.

0:47:26.440 --> 0:47:28.200
<v Speaker 1>Would you guys have would it be okay if we

0:47:28.280 --> 0:47:30.960
<v Speaker 1>had a duck on the pod and just talk about mess?

0:47:31.120 --> 0:47:35.120
<v Speaker 1>Ducks poop everywhere he's gonna have a little diaper on

0:47:35.160 --> 0:47:37.839
<v Speaker 1>the ducks. But he did, he did have He went

0:47:37.880 --> 0:47:39.839
<v Speaker 1>to the museum and he brought it and he had

0:47:39.840 --> 0:47:40.880
<v Speaker 1>a he had a pairp.

0:47:42.680 --> 0:47:46.160
<v Speaker 2>This guy, this guy is the guy is genius.

0:47:46.280 --> 0:47:48.120
<v Speaker 1>He takes the duck to the strip club and the

0:47:48.320 --> 0:47:52.040
<v Speaker 1>dancers are shaking ass on the duck, and then the

0:47:52.160 --> 0:47:56.600
<v Speaker 1>duck is on the strippers ass like, what's what Instagram

0:47:56.680 --> 0:47:58.520
<v Speaker 1>or his TikTok, it's don.

0:47:58.920 --> 0:48:01.640
<v Speaker 2>Dunky o A. It's so good.

0:48:02.239 --> 0:48:07.200
<v Speaker 1>I kind of like, can we get a mascot for mess?

0:48:06.360 --> 0:48:10.759
<v Speaker 1>And we need a mascot, Marie. We're over here, just

0:48:11.239 --> 0:48:14.120
<v Speaker 1>humans on this pod. We need to up the ante.

0:48:14.120 --> 0:48:15.800
<v Speaker 1>We need an animal that's.

0:48:15.719 --> 0:48:19.919
<v Speaker 2>Gross, that's not Gros're just humans up here. Gross. Can

0:48:19.960 --> 0:48:22.920
<v Speaker 2>we get a guinea pig? I feel like guinea pigs smell?

0:48:23.960 --> 0:48:25.920
<v Speaker 2>And you know what? We should get one cis But

0:48:26.000 --> 0:48:27.600
<v Speaker 2>you gotta it's gonna have to stay at your house.

0:48:27.719 --> 0:48:30.160
<v Speaker 2>No can do we have space at heart for an

0:48:30.160 --> 0:48:35.000
<v Speaker 2>animal from here? Oh the dog can't come. The dog

0:48:35.080 --> 0:48:38.080
<v Speaker 2>can't come. Ship Oh my god, Yeah, I found the duck.

0:48:38.440 --> 0:48:39.399
<v Speaker 2>Oh it's a black duck.

0:48:39.800 --> 0:48:42.839
<v Speaker 1>Yes, of course, when you said duck, I thought white duck.

0:48:42.880 --> 0:48:45.920
<v Speaker 1>I thought, no, I was not thinking white duck orange

0:48:45.960 --> 0:48:48.960
<v Speaker 1>white cook is not for the streets. First of all,

0:48:48.960 --> 0:48:52.400
<v Speaker 1>they get dirty girl. They got a trench coat on

0:48:52.440 --> 0:48:55.520
<v Speaker 1>the duck. Yes, he's got he's got hoodies, he's got

0:48:55.520 --> 0:48:56.080
<v Speaker 1>all type.

0:48:56.320 --> 0:48:58.960
<v Speaker 2>He's got like the Celtics jersey on like the.

0:48:59.000 --> 0:49:03.000
<v Speaker 1>Duck is is is Sydney. You have to go to

0:49:03.000 --> 0:49:06.040
<v Speaker 1>bed earlier. There's no reason why you should be watching.

0:49:07.160 --> 0:49:09.200
<v Speaker 2>And I love it. Doug is wearing a jersey with

0:49:09.440 --> 0:49:12.759
<v Speaker 2>sleeves but he has wings. I know, I love it.

0:49:12.880 --> 0:49:18.600
<v Speaker 2>I like, I have to meet Donnie. The armholes are

0:49:18.680 --> 0:49:20.120
<v Speaker 2>just we have to. We have to.

0:49:20.160 --> 0:49:22.200
<v Speaker 1>First of all, we have to get verified on Instagram,

0:49:22.239 --> 0:49:25.279
<v Speaker 1>and then we have to slide in his DMS and say, hey,

0:49:25.320 --> 0:49:27.880
<v Speaker 1>we would love if you're ever in New York with Donnie.

0:49:27.920 --> 0:49:29.719
<v Speaker 2>We would love to have you on the pod. Girl.

0:49:29.719 --> 0:49:31.960
<v Speaker 1>Bringing a duck to a strip is dangerous because like

0:49:32.040 --> 0:49:34.359
<v Speaker 1>what if the girls were like, oh my god, they

0:49:34.360 --> 0:49:36.000
<v Speaker 1>freak out and they like, she kicks the dup.

0:49:36.080 --> 0:49:36.920
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no, no no.

0:49:37.640 --> 0:49:40.520
<v Speaker 1>This this when I tell you this duck knows its

0:49:40.520 --> 0:49:44.000
<v Speaker 1>way around town and knows how to act like and

0:49:44.560 --> 0:49:46.560
<v Speaker 1>everybody picks it up and it's just like chilling.

0:49:46.800 --> 0:49:47.440
<v Speaker 2>And I looked.

0:49:47.480 --> 0:49:50.360
<v Speaker 1>I said, how do you know if a duck is happy,

0:49:50.480 --> 0:49:54.239
<v Speaker 1>it's shaking its butt. It's like quacking, you know, if

0:49:54.280 --> 0:49:56.640
<v Speaker 1>a duck is happy is a crazy?

0:49:56.640 --> 0:49:57.640
<v Speaker 2>Why? Why?

0:49:58.120 --> 0:49:58.359
<v Speaker 1>Why?

0:49:58.560 --> 0:49:59.759
<v Speaker 2>Girl? What do you mean?

0:50:00.280 --> 0:50:02.400
<v Speaker 1>I know you goot other things to do with you?

0:50:03.080 --> 0:50:04.879
<v Speaker 1>But this is what's bringing me joy right now?

0:50:04.920 --> 0:50:09.960
<v Speaker 2>And is it mess? Absolutely? But but is it? Is

0:50:10.000 --> 0:50:11.960
<v Speaker 2>it making me sleep a little bit better at night?

0:50:12.040 --> 0:50:14.040
<v Speaker 2>It is? Well, I'm not really sleeping at night because

0:50:14.040 --> 0:50:18.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm watching I'm watching this, but I'm so happy. We Becca,

0:50:18.760 --> 0:50:25.000
<v Speaker 2>you have to book Donnie. You have to. It's imperative, Marie.

0:50:25.280 --> 0:50:27.360
<v Speaker 1>If Donnie comes to the building, what's the first question?

0:50:28.920 --> 0:50:30.640
<v Speaker 1>Am I talking to the duck or the man? You're

0:50:30.719 --> 0:50:33.400
<v Speaker 1>talking to the duck. I'm gonna be like, do you

0:50:33.520 --> 0:50:34.600
<v Speaker 1>have any other friends?

0:50:35.239 --> 0:50:37.480
<v Speaker 2>He doesn't. Well, oh, there's a video.

0:50:37.800 --> 0:50:40.840
<v Speaker 1>I think the guy got like a little chick, like

0:50:40.880 --> 0:50:43.239
<v Speaker 1>a little chicky and brought it in and the duck

0:50:43.400 --> 0:50:45.160
<v Speaker 1>kind of attacked it.

0:50:45.360 --> 0:50:47.759
<v Speaker 2>The duck said get out of here because Mike.

0:50:49.040 --> 0:50:52.359
<v Speaker 1>Oh, okay, Marie, wait, I have another one. Fuck, I

0:50:52.440 --> 0:50:56.760
<v Speaker 1>just missed it because my phone is over there. But shoot,

0:50:56.840 --> 0:50:58.719
<v Speaker 1>I had another I had another mess for you. Am

0:50:58.719 --> 0:50:59.480
<v Speaker 1>I scaring you?

0:50:59.520 --> 0:50:59.719
<v Speaker 2>No?

0:51:00.000 --> 0:51:02.719
<v Speaker 1>Okay, because because you know I would like to bring

0:51:02.760 --> 0:51:06.440
<v Speaker 1>this back. I brought up our episode with Daniel Perez.

0:51:07.080 --> 0:51:10.600
<v Speaker 1>We were being very like, just normal, and I took

0:51:10.600 --> 0:51:12.320
<v Speaker 1>it left with the anal thing, and I want to

0:51:12.320 --> 0:51:19.080
<v Speaker 1>come back and apologize. I want to apologize to everybody.

0:51:19.160 --> 0:51:22.640
<v Speaker 1>You know, we posted in the dump like I need

0:51:22.680 --> 0:51:26.560
<v Speaker 1>to be normaler. That's me. I'll say stuff and I'm like, fuck,

0:51:26.719 --> 0:51:27.879
<v Speaker 1>why did I take it this far?

0:51:28.640 --> 0:51:29.839
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? And yet you do.

0:51:30.000 --> 0:51:33.440
<v Speaker 1>And that's why people like you, Sydney. No sis, you

0:51:33.440 --> 0:51:34.359
<v Speaker 1>know what's taking it too far?

0:51:34.719 --> 0:51:37.839
<v Speaker 2>Putting a chain on a duck and bringing the duck

0:51:37.880 --> 0:51:38.400
<v Speaker 2>to the club.

0:51:39.600 --> 0:51:42.040
<v Speaker 1>No, I think that's genius, and I think more ducks

0:51:42.840 --> 0:51:44.680
<v Speaker 1>the duck. If the duck wanted to leave, it would

0:51:44.760 --> 0:51:48.560
<v Speaker 1>leave him hews him everywhere. Ducks follow First of all,

0:51:48.840 --> 0:51:51.239
<v Speaker 1>if he's had the ducks into it was a duck ling.

0:51:51.680 --> 0:51:53.040
<v Speaker 2>Do you see They follow.

0:51:52.760 --> 0:51:56.360
<v Speaker 1>Their mom everywhere the mom goes, So he's like imprinted

0:51:56.400 --> 0:51:56.680
<v Speaker 1>on him.

0:51:56.680 --> 0:52:02.520
<v Speaker 2>That duck's not going anywhere. You my mom? WHOA, Wow.

0:52:04.320 --> 0:52:07.640
<v Speaker 2>I need to be more normal, That's what I'm saying.

0:52:07.760 --> 0:52:10.040
<v Speaker 2>This is the stuff that I say. Lol, thank you,

0:52:10.239 --> 0:52:10.759
<v Speaker 2>thank you for that.

0:52:28.800 --> 0:52:30.600
<v Speaker 1>You know, I was thinking about you the other day, Oh,

0:52:31.120 --> 0:52:32.840
<v Speaker 1>because I what do you think about me? Marie?

0:52:33.080 --> 0:52:33.520
<v Speaker 2>Yesterday?

0:52:33.640 --> 0:52:36.080
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I got home and there was like a tote

0:52:36.160 --> 0:52:39.480
<v Speaker 1>bag that I had to shut in the door. And

0:52:39.560 --> 0:52:41.640
<v Speaker 1>I was like, yo, remember when Sindny tried to save

0:52:41.760 --> 0:52:46.160
<v Speaker 1>that mouse and she and you closed the door on

0:52:46.200 --> 0:52:47.200
<v Speaker 1>the rat's leg?

0:52:47.360 --> 0:52:51.480
<v Speaker 2>Or Marie, why would you bring that up here? This mess?

0:52:51.719 --> 0:52:54.120
<v Speaker 2>This is mess, this mess, Marie. Mess.

0:52:54.239 --> 0:52:57.440
<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, hold on, let's let's ask the people.

0:52:58.040 --> 0:53:02.160
<v Speaker 1>Is this mess or living? I see a mouse trying

0:53:02.200 --> 0:53:05.400
<v Speaker 1>to get into a building, right and it looks like

0:53:05.440 --> 0:53:09.799
<v Speaker 1>I was like, maybe maybe it nobody, maybe he lives there,

0:53:10.120 --> 0:53:13.440
<v Speaker 1>but he's trying to get in. So I see him

0:53:13.520 --> 0:53:15.840
<v Speaker 1>move and I said, if this is my building, I

0:53:15.880 --> 0:53:18.080
<v Speaker 1>would want somebody close this door so this mouse doesn't

0:53:18.120 --> 0:53:18.399
<v Speaker 1>go in.

0:53:19.600 --> 0:53:22.359
<v Speaker 2>I closed the door. Mouse is still there.

0:53:22.680 --> 0:53:25.520
<v Speaker 1>I said, all right, buddy, come on, you gotta because

0:53:25.520 --> 0:53:27.360
<v Speaker 1>it wasn't it wasn't a rat.

0:53:27.440 --> 0:53:29.760
<v Speaker 2>It was like a field mouse. I've seen these before,

0:53:29.840 --> 0:53:31.959
<v Speaker 2>so the tiny like a little baby mouse, a little

0:53:31.960 --> 0:53:32.520
<v Speaker 2>baby mouse.

0:53:32.840 --> 0:53:35.360
<v Speaker 1>So I said, come on, buddy, you gotta like you

0:53:35.440 --> 0:53:40.000
<v Speaker 1>gotta go. So then I like move it with my foot.

0:53:40.320 --> 0:53:42.640
<v Speaker 1>Its foot is stuck underneath the door.

0:53:43.160 --> 0:53:47.439
<v Speaker 2>A is this mess or living? Well, it's not living

0:53:47.440 --> 0:53:53.160
<v Speaker 2>for the mouse? And where were you walking there? You

0:53:53.160 --> 0:53:55.040
<v Speaker 2>were like, what's that? All the way over there? That

0:53:55.080 --> 0:53:57.560
<v Speaker 2>tiny fussy thing moving? Let me go, let me go

0:53:57.680 --> 0:53:58.160
<v Speaker 2>help it.

0:53:58.239 --> 0:54:01.680
<v Speaker 1>I was going to drop it, kicked it into the

0:54:01.680 --> 0:54:03.240
<v Speaker 1>building and then kick.

0:54:03.280 --> 0:54:06.000
<v Speaker 2>I would never kick it into the belting. You chopped

0:54:06.000 --> 0:54:09.960
<v Speaker 2>his foot? I did not, But then I was like

0:54:10.000 --> 0:54:12.000
<v Speaker 2>what do I do? So then I call a friend.

0:54:12.239 --> 0:54:14.239
<v Speaker 1>I call it designated white because I was like, white

0:54:14.239 --> 0:54:17.160
<v Speaker 1>people know what to do. I called Mary Beth and

0:54:17.719 --> 0:54:19.240
<v Speaker 1>I had her on FaceTime and I said.

0:54:19.040 --> 0:54:21.440
<v Speaker 2>Look what's going on. She's like, what you call me?

0:54:21.480 --> 0:54:24.759
<v Speaker 2>I said, they're white, They're right, and you know what

0:54:24.840 --> 0:54:25.120
<v Speaker 2>to do.

0:54:25.640 --> 0:54:27.840
<v Speaker 1>And she's like she's like, I guess this is like

0:54:28.600 --> 0:54:32.799
<v Speaker 1>uh natural selection, Like the mouse shouldn't have been by

0:54:32.840 --> 0:54:33.200
<v Speaker 1>the door.

0:54:34.320 --> 0:54:36.800
<v Speaker 2>Believe yeah, that said, Marybeth is a good white. I

0:54:36.840 --> 0:54:39.359
<v Speaker 2>said no, I said, I feel terrible. What do I do?

0:54:39.880 --> 0:54:43.040
<v Speaker 1>So then I'm buzzing the doors to get the mouse.

0:54:43.280 --> 0:54:45.919
<v Speaker 1>I was like, I gotta let this door go. Did

0:54:45.920 --> 0:54:47.040
<v Speaker 1>anybody ever open the door?

0:54:47.440 --> 0:54:53.719
<v Speaker 2>They did? He was like, Domino, who is it? Domino?

0:54:55.280 --> 0:55:00.760
<v Speaker 1>I opened the door, mouse went in leg literally dragging

0:55:01.239 --> 0:55:04.200
<v Speaker 1>behind it. But I said, he obviously lives here. This

0:55:04.280 --> 0:55:07.680
<v Speaker 1>is my fault for getting involved, Sydney. You have to

0:55:07.800 --> 0:55:11.359
<v Speaker 1>leave these woodland creatures alone. First of all, you are

0:55:11.400 --> 0:55:12.000
<v Speaker 1>not snow why.

0:55:12.480 --> 0:55:14.720
<v Speaker 2>I feel like I could talk to them sometimes, girl,

0:55:15.040 --> 0:55:17.359
<v Speaker 2>I do you can all animals.

0:55:17.920 --> 0:55:20.719
<v Speaker 1>I feel like there's something that there's a vibe that

0:55:20.760 --> 0:55:24.879
<v Speaker 1>goes on. Animals cling to me. Kids and animals. They

0:55:24.960 --> 0:55:27.840
<v Speaker 1>really just out of nowhere. I could just be minding

0:55:27.840 --> 0:55:30.919
<v Speaker 1>my business. They're attracted to me. They come to me. Ah,

0:55:31.080 --> 0:55:34.120
<v Speaker 1>you say that, but I see you in these animals

0:55:34.200 --> 0:55:37.799
<v Speaker 1>faces more than anything. He likes me, She likes me.

0:55:37.880 --> 0:55:39.439
<v Speaker 1>And I'm like saying, you have to leave that dog

0:55:39.719 --> 0:55:40.719
<v Speaker 1>in the little vest.

0:55:40.520 --> 0:55:43.160
<v Speaker 2>Alone, Marie. When we were in when I was.

0:55:43.080 --> 0:55:44.680
<v Speaker 1>In Morocco, when I fell off that camel, did the

0:55:44.719 --> 0:55:46.320
<v Speaker 1>camel talk to you.

0:55:45.920 --> 0:55:50.080
<v Speaker 2>The camels the camel that my camel connected with me?

0:55:50.200 --> 0:55:53.000
<v Speaker 2>Did you were not connecting?

0:55:53.080 --> 0:55:55.120
<v Speaker 1>You were not connecting with your You were calling your

0:55:55.160 --> 0:55:56.720
<v Speaker 1>camel little Wayne and like.

0:55:56.840 --> 0:55:59.800
<v Speaker 2>Being mean to it. We're not my camel because he

0:55:59.880 --> 0:56:01.120
<v Speaker 2>was dark skin. Girl.

0:56:02.920 --> 0:56:12.040
<v Speaker 1>We there, baby, girl, I connected with the ground. Sidney,

0:56:12.080 --> 0:56:12.760
<v Speaker 1>you are a menace?

0:56:13.520 --> 0:56:13.800
<v Speaker 2>Messy?

0:56:13.840 --> 0:56:17.640
<v Speaker 1>Are living Sydney? Is Sydney's being? Is it mess are

0:56:17.719 --> 0:56:18.200
<v Speaker 1>living me?

0:56:18.600 --> 0:56:22.560
<v Speaker 2>Just my existence? Well, let's unpack right, Yeah.

0:56:22.960 --> 0:56:27.680
<v Speaker 1>You uh, born in Harlem, Yes, raised in Oakland, burned

0:56:27.680 --> 0:56:28.760
<v Speaker 1>a house down in Oakland?

0:56:29.080 --> 0:56:32.120
<v Speaker 2>Is that messy or just living? Yes? Kind of living.

0:56:32.960 --> 0:56:35.719
<v Speaker 1>Nobody died, nobody died. Well they're all dead, but not

0:56:35.760 --> 0:56:38.800
<v Speaker 1>because of the fire. Not because of the fire. Okay,

0:56:38.840 --> 0:56:42.000
<v Speaker 1>so messy. Yes, then you come back here, yes, and

0:56:42.480 --> 0:56:47.360
<v Speaker 1>you you know, you have an interesting high school experience.

0:56:48.280 --> 0:56:50.279
<v Speaker 1>You were just trying to make it the rule, right, yeah,

0:56:50.880 --> 0:56:54.280
<v Speaker 1>just living. Then you become a bottle girl. Yes, okay,

0:56:54.520 --> 0:56:57.160
<v Speaker 1>is that wasn't messy. I mean there was messy moments,

0:56:57.600 --> 0:57:01.200
<v Speaker 1>but you was just living. They get your boom done living.

0:57:01.800 --> 0:57:04.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a mix, it's a healthy mix of No.

0:57:03.960 --> 0:57:07.960
<v Speaker 1>The boobs was messed because I got my boobs like discounted,

0:57:08.160 --> 0:57:11.000
<v Speaker 1>and oh yeah I wasn't. I didn't pay all the hoody,

0:57:11.600 --> 0:57:13.360
<v Speaker 1>I didn't pay it all up front.

0:57:13.520 --> 0:57:16.680
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, it was they repoled your boob. No, they

0:57:16.720 --> 0:57:20.160
<v Speaker 2>did not. They got it klarna. I do not.

0:57:20.560 --> 0:57:22.920
<v Speaker 1>It was not klarna, but I did. I did drop

0:57:22.960 --> 0:57:25.120
<v Speaker 1>half of it off and then the other half So

0:57:25.160 --> 0:57:28.720
<v Speaker 1>did you have one implant in out of town, Marie?

0:57:28.880 --> 0:57:30.320
<v Speaker 2>I need you to be serious. A big boom, but

0:57:30.400 --> 0:57:33.880
<v Speaker 2>a small boob. No, they were all the right size. Okay, yeah,

0:57:34.040 --> 0:57:34.640
<v Speaker 2>don't do that.

0:57:34.720 --> 0:57:38.000
<v Speaker 1>Okay, so no, but I think if you do get boobs,

0:57:38.000 --> 0:57:40.160
<v Speaker 1>you should have the money all together. You should not

0:57:40.280 --> 0:57:42.920
<v Speaker 1>do it in install installments because you think they do

0:57:43.240 --> 0:57:46.240
<v Speaker 1>a worse job. They're like, well, if you ain't got

0:57:46.280 --> 0:57:47.880
<v Speaker 1>all the money, so why should we give you all

0:57:47.920 --> 0:57:54.640
<v Speaker 1>the titty. Oh also all the anesthesia? Yeah, all the stuff. Yeah, anyway, whatever.

0:57:54.760 --> 0:57:57.080
<v Speaker 1>Now you do comedy and you have your own place,

0:57:57.200 --> 0:58:00.240
<v Speaker 1>and you have a closet full of stuff that I've

0:58:00.280 --> 0:58:00.920
<v Speaker 1>never seen.

0:58:01.840 --> 0:58:04.080
<v Speaker 2>But you have always saying I'm wearing the same clothes.

0:58:04.120 --> 0:58:06.440
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, no, you said you are a hoarder.

0:58:06.560 --> 0:58:08.800
<v Speaker 1>You have bags and bags of stuff. I don't see

0:58:08.840 --> 0:58:10.440
<v Speaker 1>the bags of stuff when I go to come. Should

0:58:10.440 --> 0:58:12.520
<v Speaker 1>I take a picture of this and post it? It

0:58:12.640 --> 0:58:15.000
<v Speaker 1>might be too scary, it's too scary.

0:58:15.120 --> 0:58:17.200
<v Speaker 2>Yet what does it look? Send me a picture and

0:58:17.200 --> 0:58:19.520
<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you if you should post it. Okay, let's

0:58:19.560 --> 0:58:24.160
<v Speaker 2>do that. You post it? Yeah you would because you're

0:58:24.960 --> 0:58:26.800
<v Speaker 2>not a mess. But you're messy.

0:58:27.480 --> 0:58:31.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm definitely messy. Yeah, and I love mess. And there's

0:58:31.480 --> 0:58:33.440
<v Speaker 1>no greater business than somebody else's business.

0:58:33.560 --> 0:58:36.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's why people flock to you, because you're not

0:58:36.400 --> 0:58:38.920
<v Speaker 2>You're not the mess. You're the curator.

0:58:39.440 --> 0:58:44.160
<v Speaker 1>You're the liaison of mess, right, and yet people flock

0:58:44.240 --> 0:58:47.200
<v Speaker 1>to you and leave their mess at your front door.

0:58:47.760 --> 0:58:52.280
<v Speaker 1>They do, So you are the curator of mess. No, no, no, no,

0:58:52.480 --> 0:58:58.440
<v Speaker 1>you are the the mess confidante. Should we get shirts?

0:58:58.520 --> 0:59:00.880
<v Speaker 2>We gotta start doing this, merch man. Ye'll write this down.

0:59:00.960 --> 0:59:02.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, if you're watching, you're listening to the podcast right now,

0:59:02.920 --> 0:59:04.520
<v Speaker 1>write all these things down that we're saying and then

0:59:04.600 --> 0:59:06.400
<v Speaker 1>send it to us. Yes, can you and can you

0:59:06.480 --> 0:59:10.080
<v Speaker 1>guys do more reviews? We need more reviews. We need

0:59:10.640 --> 0:59:12.040
<v Speaker 1>more crazy dms.

0:59:12.240 --> 0:59:15.120
<v Speaker 2>We have some too. Shall we read up? Should we

0:59:15.160 --> 0:59:22.040
<v Speaker 2>read some? Yes? Oh okay, I'm gonna read this one. Great. Yes,

0:59:22.880 --> 0:59:24.560
<v Speaker 2>I love your podcast.

0:59:24.680 --> 0:59:26.240
<v Speaker 1>I just found it a few weeks ago and have

0:59:26.360 --> 0:59:29.680
<v Speaker 1>been obsessed. This week's episode was hilarious. Anyway, I'm a

0:59:29.720 --> 0:59:32.240
<v Speaker 1>messy bitch, so I figured i'll send you my current

0:59:32.320 --> 0:59:33.200
<v Speaker 1>dilemma to.

0:59:33.280 --> 0:59:36.800
<v Speaker 2>Get y'all's input. Ready, Yeah, is it mess?

0:59:37.120 --> 0:59:40.000
<v Speaker 1>Or is it living to miss my friend's birthday party

0:59:40.000 --> 0:59:42.320
<v Speaker 1>the night before my birthday party to have a threesome.

0:59:43.200 --> 0:59:45.160
<v Speaker 2>We're good friends, but not best friends.

0:59:45.480 --> 0:59:48.240
<v Speaker 1>Her party is Friday and mine's Saturday, and tons of

0:59:48.280 --> 0:59:51.160
<v Speaker 1>people from her party, including her, will be at mine.

0:59:51.600 --> 0:59:52.280
<v Speaker 2>Some background.

0:59:52.560 --> 0:59:54.320
<v Speaker 1>The past year, my boyfriend and I have had a

0:59:54.400 --> 0:59:57.560
<v Speaker 1>lot of threesomes group sex with close friends or people

0:59:57.560 --> 1:00:00.360
<v Speaker 1>who became close friends afterwards. It's been super fun, though

1:00:00.560 --> 1:00:02.800
<v Speaker 1>after a while, I began getting a little too jealous

1:00:02.840 --> 1:00:05.800
<v Speaker 1>possessive because we've hooked up with women way more often

1:00:05.840 --> 1:00:09.040
<v Speaker 1>than men. He strayed on pan I'm a pan sexual woman,

1:00:09.400 --> 1:00:13.520
<v Speaker 1>so it makes sense, but why? But still, We've decided

1:00:13.760 --> 1:00:17.000
<v Speaker 1>to take a break from slutting around so much to

1:00:17.080 --> 1:00:20.360
<v Speaker 1>give me a break from compartmentalizing my jealousy, and my

1:00:20.440 --> 1:00:22.280
<v Speaker 1>boyfriend has been so supportive.

1:00:22.280 --> 1:00:24.240
<v Speaker 2>Of course, he has girls. He's trying to have another threesome.

1:00:26.960 --> 1:00:31.000
<v Speaker 1>However, there's this guy we became great friends with from

1:00:31.080 --> 1:00:34.360
<v Speaker 1>one of our orgies last year who lives over four

1:00:34.400 --> 1:00:36.120
<v Speaker 1>hours away, and he's.

1:00:35.960 --> 1:00:39.400
<v Speaker 2>Become one of my best friends. Girl not possible.

1:00:40.240 --> 1:00:42.400
<v Speaker 1>We talk on the phone a lot, and my boyfriend

1:00:42.480 --> 1:00:46.080
<v Speaker 1>supports us having one more threesome with him so I

1:00:46.120 --> 1:00:48.680
<v Speaker 1>can have another experience with a guy and because it

1:00:48.840 --> 1:00:52.320
<v Speaker 1>sounds super hot, This guy friend is driving down for

1:00:52.440 --> 1:00:54.840
<v Speaker 1>my birthday party, and I was hoping to hook up

1:00:54.880 --> 1:00:57.480
<v Speaker 1>with him and my boyfriend the Friday night before my party,

1:00:57.880 --> 1:00:59.560
<v Speaker 1>but now I just got invited to my friend's birthday

1:00:59.560 --> 1:01:02.280
<v Speaker 1>party that night. I kind of wanted to keep the

1:01:02.360 --> 1:01:05.600
<v Speaker 1>threesome private from some of my girl best friends at

1:01:05.680 --> 1:01:07.240
<v Speaker 1>least for a while, so it doesn't change the group

1:01:07.320 --> 1:01:11.160
<v Speaker 1>dynamic since he's friends with them too, and we will

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<v Speaker 1>see them the next day at my party. But they're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna wonder why I'm not at our other friend's birthday party?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it mess or living for me to miss the party?

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<v Speaker 1>To be double dicked down?

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<v Speaker 2>Sister? Why can't you just get it on your birthday?

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<v Speaker 2>Why can't the threeesome happen on your birthday?

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<v Speaker 1>Right?

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<v Speaker 2>Why does it have to be Friday?

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<v Speaker 1>Right? Is it? Like? Is it solidified in the Google

1:01:33.440 --> 1:01:37.360
<v Speaker 1>cow like you can't you can always edit a Google invite, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Can't go off the books. Yeah, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>That's like, that's odd, because wouldn't you want the threesome

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<v Speaker 1>on your actual birthday, like after your party having fun?

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<v Speaker 1>She just don't want to go to her friend's party.

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<v Speaker 1>She said, they're not really yes, she really just don't

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<v Speaker 1>just stand on assis. You don't want to go to

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<v Speaker 1>the party, and that's okay, that's all right.

1:01:56.680 --> 1:01:59.000
<v Speaker 2>You don't need to go to that person's part.

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<v Speaker 1>We need to I'm going to places that we don't

1:02:01.200 --> 1:02:04.080
<v Speaker 1>want to go because then you're bringing bad vibes masty.

1:02:04.440 --> 1:02:09.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but I think threesomes take time, right, and is

1:02:09.080 --> 1:02:10.840
<v Speaker 2>that energy? Yes?

1:02:11.080 --> 1:02:12.840
<v Speaker 1>I think it's a it's like a it's a whole

1:02:13.200 --> 1:02:17.280
<v Speaker 1>after it's an evening. I'm pretty sure a threesome starts

1:02:17.280 --> 1:02:21.360
<v Speaker 1>at midnight and goes to four or five. Is that so? Oh?

1:02:21.520 --> 1:02:28.200
<v Speaker 1>I think I gotta check my Google calendar. I just

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<v Speaker 1>feel like it's you know, you won't like rounds and stuff.

1:02:32.040 --> 1:02:34.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm talking from the perspective of these people.

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<v Speaker 1>He's driving down four hours, so he's expected to have

1:02:37.480 --> 1:02:40.560
<v Speaker 1>sex for at least four hours, Right, maybe after your birthday,

1:02:40.600 --> 1:02:41.360
<v Speaker 1>she's gonna be tired.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so disconnected from threesomes.

1:02:44.520 --> 1:02:51.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what if Queen Latifa and Megda and Megan Okay,

1:02:51.840 --> 1:02:58.120
<v Speaker 1>Queen h I can't think of it. No, no, just Queen, Queen,

1:02:59.320 --> 1:03:01.880
<v Speaker 1>Queen and I need a second person for you.

1:03:02.000 --> 1:03:05.160
<v Speaker 2>Honestly, I just want to talk to her. And you

1:03:05.240 --> 1:03:10.680
<v Speaker 2>know what, that's gay, that's living, that's lesbian. I'm like, so,

1:03:10.800 --> 1:03:12.800
<v Speaker 2>how did you how did you just? How do you

1:03:12.880 --> 1:03:14.640
<v Speaker 2>keep your hair done all the time? And it's never

1:03:14.720 --> 1:03:16.520
<v Speaker 2>not I would not ask her that, but I'm like,

1:03:16.680 --> 1:03:19.640
<v Speaker 2>how did you? Just like, like, mind your business, not

1:03:19.800 --> 1:03:21.880
<v Speaker 2>be any no drama, Like how do you do it?

1:03:22.800 --> 1:03:24.320
<v Speaker 2>I think you just go home after work and don't

1:03:24.360 --> 1:03:27.000
<v Speaker 2>come back outside. No, that's not true. And she's been

1:03:27.040 --> 1:03:28.240
<v Speaker 2>doing this for so long.

1:03:28.400 --> 1:03:30.960
<v Speaker 1>It's so like, Wow, if I could do it all

1:03:31.040 --> 1:03:33.040
<v Speaker 1>over again, I would. I would like, what would you

1:03:33.080 --> 1:03:33.520
<v Speaker 1>do differently?

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<v Speaker 2>I would? I would have a queen's life.

1:03:36.840 --> 1:03:40.400
<v Speaker 1>That sound like that sound like cookie Lions from Empires.

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<v Speaker 1>I said that I would have a queen's life. Thank you, Sidney.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're saying due the threesome the day of her party,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I feel like you can do it

1:03:51.920 --> 1:03:53.640
<v Speaker 1>the day of the party as well. But if you

1:03:53.640 --> 1:03:55.439
<v Speaker 1>don't want to go to your friend's birthday, just don't

1:03:55.480 --> 1:03:56.440
<v Speaker 1>go messy.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that is mess. Stop saying yes. Saying yes is mess.

1:04:02.760 --> 1:04:06.520
<v Speaker 2>Saying yes is mess. Saying yes is mess because who

1:04:06.640 --> 1:04:07.640
<v Speaker 2>is it really serving?

1:04:07.880 --> 1:04:09.920
<v Speaker 1>Because at the end of the day, right after a

1:04:10.040 --> 1:04:13.440
<v Speaker 1>certain age, we want people to come. But it's like,

1:04:13.480 --> 1:04:15.960
<v Speaker 1>if you don't make it, it's isis like in my

1:04:16.120 --> 1:04:18.400
<v Speaker 1>early twenties, I'll be like, I can't believe you don't

1:04:18.520 --> 1:04:20.960
<v Speaker 1>make it. But if you are not really my best friend,

1:04:21.040 --> 1:04:23.720
<v Speaker 1>like my in rotation, like people I see on a

1:04:23.800 --> 1:04:25.920
<v Speaker 1>regular coming to mind, and even then it's like you

1:04:25.960 --> 1:04:26.360
<v Speaker 1>can't make it.

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<v Speaker 2>You can make it.

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<v Speaker 1>It happens, you know, like listen, it's your birthday weekend two,

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<v Speaker 1>so just make you have planned you celebrate your birthday

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<v Speaker 1>that whole weekend. How rude of her to be birth

1:04:35.520 --> 1:04:38.800
<v Speaker 1>right before you rude? But also your party was planned

1:04:38.800 --> 1:04:40.760
<v Speaker 1>first and then you got the invite for her thing later.

1:04:41.040 --> 1:04:45.200
<v Speaker 1>So say you're out of town sucking with your rounds,

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<v Speaker 1>you actually something came up.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't make it. That's it. Hey, something came up.

1:04:50.440 --> 1:05:00.400
<v Speaker 1>Two dicks, two dicks, one oo che Anyway, happy birthday girl, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I hope you do what you do it best for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, should read another one? Yeah? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>m hm, should I read one of the ones from

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<v Speaker 2>the Oh? Maybe I should read it from the chat? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Holds one me? Yeah, I mean Sidney you've never been

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<v Speaker 2>in a threesome. Oh yeah, Oh it was not good.

1:05:24.960 --> 1:05:25.800
<v Speaker 2>It was not good.

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<v Speaker 1>It was not It was like I didn't I didn't

1:05:27.840 --> 1:05:31.200
<v Speaker 1>really want that guy, so it was like he's just there,

1:05:31.400 --> 1:05:35.000
<v Speaker 1>but he definitely got jealous. And then we tried to

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<v Speaker 1>do it in the back of a car. That was

1:05:37.480 --> 1:05:41.440
<v Speaker 1>just yeah, in the back of a threesome in the

1:05:41.640 --> 1:05:44.280
<v Speaker 1>back of the car. You already you already in a car?

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<v Speaker 2>Was it uper Excel size?

1:05:46.480 --> 1:05:49.120
<v Speaker 1>No, it was. It was like a personal car, but

1:05:49.240 --> 1:05:51.840
<v Speaker 1>I can't remember, like a camera. Maybe it was a Mazda.

1:05:52.000 --> 1:05:56.280
<v Speaker 2>I can from Masday. They were from New Jersey.

1:05:56.440 --> 1:05:58.800
<v Speaker 1>Whatever, you try to have a three someome in a

1:05:58.840 --> 1:06:05.480
<v Speaker 1>car with Jersey plates. Mess absolute, I'm not proud of

1:06:05.560 --> 1:06:09.920
<v Speaker 1>that one. Messer living. My friend, let's call her Clover,

1:06:10.320 --> 1:06:14.440
<v Speaker 1>is gorgeous, smart, talented and killing it career wise right now,

1:06:14.840 --> 1:06:18.400
<v Speaker 1>and yet she's dating a dusty, unemployed bum who doesn't

1:06:18.400 --> 1:06:20.920
<v Speaker 1>even have the decency to look hot to make up

1:06:21.000 --> 1:06:23.400
<v Speaker 1>for it. Hey, guys, you have to stop sending us

1:06:23.480 --> 1:06:26.240
<v Speaker 1>this sad, sad mess I don't want to hear about

1:06:26.320 --> 1:06:28.600
<v Speaker 1>no more women dating bad dude.

1:06:28.640 --> 1:06:30.880
<v Speaker 2>We've actually been talking about it is we really have

1:06:31.040 --> 1:06:34.640
<v Speaker 2>to shut it down. I just do better.

1:06:35.440 --> 1:06:39.680
<v Speaker 1>Uh okay, and this is just an educated guest. But

1:06:39.880 --> 1:06:43.120
<v Speaker 1>he isn't laying down good pipe either. My friends and

1:06:43.200 --> 1:06:47.120
<v Speaker 1>I all wondered why Clover is with him. We recently

1:06:47.280 --> 1:06:49.760
<v Speaker 1>learned that she met him when she was sixteen and

1:06:49.920 --> 1:06:53.520
<v Speaker 1>he was twenty nine.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, suluse squee grab hands and where is he? Where

1:06:59.280 --> 1:07:01.600
<v Speaker 2>is he? Here is? Get him on the line? Ill?

1:07:02.320 --> 1:07:05.600
<v Speaker 2>Is this considered grooming even though they both now full

1:07:06.520 --> 1:07:07.160
<v Speaker 2>grown adults.

1:07:07.280 --> 1:07:10.360
<v Speaker 1>Yes, it was grooming. It was grooming and didn't start

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<v Speaker 1>dating until two years ago.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>It just hell either way, it is icky. Ultimately, Clover

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<v Speaker 1>is an adult and can make her own choices. But

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<v Speaker 1>it just makes me sad to see hot, talented women

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<v Speaker 1>date these poor cryptkeepers. It is the only option, just

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<v Speaker 1>to watch her waste her time with him.

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<v Speaker 2>Call the cops. Call the cops.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what the statute of limitations in the

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<v Speaker 1>state that you live in, but call the cops.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>You might have to be like the lapd and plant

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<v Speaker 1>something girl planted.

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<v Speaker 2>Get a case. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I just feel like he's walking around like all loose,

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<v Speaker 1>but he's there's something behind him. I'm sure he's fucked up.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure he does something wrong. He's unemployed, and how

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<v Speaker 1>you unemployed and grooming?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you have the time.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait. Holdana says they started dating two years ago. So

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<v Speaker 1>is she eighteen and he Thirtyugh?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. This is bad.

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<v Speaker 1>Honestly, y'all got to send that to Olivia Benson, that

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<v Speaker 1>this was that was that was too much for me.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't. I can't handle that.

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<v Speaker 1>But I will say, you know, if you're a young

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<v Speaker 1>girl and there's an older dude dating you're really young, friend,

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<v Speaker 1>that's like seventeen eighteen, we need to we need to

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<v Speaker 1>tell an adult. Gotta tell an adult because that that's

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<v Speaker 1>I can't.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel bad like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Ugh.

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<v Speaker 2>I couldn't sleep at night knowing that a grown ass

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<v Speaker 2>man is with a young girl. It's gross. It's got

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<v Speaker 2>to be gross. I mean, the girls are dating convicts

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<v Speaker 2>and the men are dating children. It's nasty. Dating is

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<v Speaker 2>what it is. But it don't need to be that.

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<v Speaker 2>It does not.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just if somebody can describe your boo as dusty,

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<v Speaker 1>you doing it wrong, well as somebody who once was

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to say I was dusty but I

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<v Speaker 1>say I.

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<v Speaker 2>Would have a layer of dust. No, like a dust essence,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I'm saying, a dust glade, a glade

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<v Speaker 2>like a glaze of dust.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yeah, I had a glaze of dust in my time,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know, people got to work through it. But

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<v Speaker 1>when she was asking me, should I just sit back

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<v Speaker 1>and watch other than if it's not somebody like an

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<v Speaker 1>age thing, if your friend is with like a bum

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<v Speaker 1>or a weirdo or somebody you don't approve, it is

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<v Speaker 1>a canon event and you're getting involved, they gonna go back.

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<v Speaker 1>They gon't figure it out until they say I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want no more.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I've learned.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe maybe this is the question you need to ask

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<v Speaker 1>your friend. You need to be like, is this the

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<v Speaker 1>person you really want to be with? And then when

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<v Speaker 1>she goes, yeah, what do you mean? And you could

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<v Speaker 1>just be like, okay, why what do you like about them?

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<v Speaker 1>And then as she's listing probably very few things or

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<v Speaker 1>things that sound kind of silly, as she says it

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<v Speaker 1>out loud, she might be like, oh you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>actually this does kind of dumb. Yeah, sometimes you gotta

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<v Speaker 1>say it out loud, say it out loud, yeah, repeat

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<v Speaker 1>it back yeah, but you people got to hear it

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<v Speaker 1>out loud before they can be like, you're right. He

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<v Speaker 1>is dusty and in unemployed, and he brings a duck

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<v Speaker 1>to the club.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, no, not Donnie, Donnie, it's prestigious.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you see his his his feathers, very shiny, girl,

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<v Speaker 1>his coat, shiny, very shiny coat.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, Sidney. He got a coat on a coat.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you so much. L O L Is there anything

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<v Speaker 2>that we missed that we needed to touch on today?

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<v Speaker 2>He didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we got all of it, friends, I think

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<v Speaker 1>we did it, but actually we didn't get all of it.

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<v Speaker 1>But I know that we have enough for another day.

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<v Speaker 1>There's always that's a good thing.

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<v Speaker 2>There's always mess. And we live in America in twenty

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<v Speaker 1>It's always gonna be mess, always and forever's always.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm sorry, I'm looking at the duck in the

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<v Speaker 2>club on stage. My god, it's so good.

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