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Speaker 1: You're listening to mess yeah, Mike check once.

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Speaker 2: Who wants to Are we recording? Yes we are?

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, bitch, Yeah that's a messy, messy local.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I don't think we're like, oh, we need to sing.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. We do it all the time. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'm like, that's our thing.

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Speaker 1: I know when I was watching a clip the other

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Speaker 1: day and they were like, if if you sing more

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Speaker 1: than X amount of seconds, you can't monetize that clip anywhere.

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Speaker 2: So wait what Landen mom? Wow? Wow wow, Yeah, No,

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Speaker 2: I didn't know that.

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Speaker 1: I thought that if we play it on the podcast,

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Speaker 1: if we play the actual song, we.

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Speaker 2: Get it's something about singing it. I don't know, that's great.

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Speaker 1: It's weird, like do you want to you know, be

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Speaker 1: on top of the charts again because of us or not?

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Speaker 1: You know, yeah, because sometimes you could just have like

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Speaker 1: DOCI played that the Anxiety song and it's it's like

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Speaker 1: super viral. Now she brought that song back and we

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Speaker 1: did that song on on that music video on videos.

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Speaker 1: Oh well now the new video, the new video, I

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Speaker 1: was watching it yesterday, yesteray, No, that's the song somebody

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Speaker 1: then I used to know. Yeah, yeah, and they have

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Speaker 1: an example of the music video and her music video.

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Speaker 1: I know, I watched it yesterday while I was getting

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Speaker 1: it on a loop gave me anxiety because it took

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Speaker 2: But don't but doesn't it Don't you normally take a

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Speaker 1: Yeah, But something about watching the video and listening to

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Speaker 1: it on repeat while I was getting dressed, I was like.

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Speaker 2: Wait, anxiety.

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Speaker 1: I was like anxiety, and I was like being stuff

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Speaker 1: Why were you listening to it or on repeat? Because

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Speaker 1: I was watching the video but I was like watching

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Speaker 1: let me watch it again. And then I was putting

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Speaker 1: just it kept playing over and over and over again.

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Speaker 2: Damn bro, Yet I would have that, I would have

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Speaker 2: drove me wild.

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Speaker 1: And then you were messaging me like stuff from the party,

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Speaker 2: I was like I'm missing everything.

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Speaker 1: Literally, missing nothing literally just the photo booth. Yes, and

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Speaker 1: sent me pictures from the photo booth, and I was like,

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Speaker 2: I said, hurry, get here, we need photo booth.

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Speaker 1: But I only wanted you to hurry and get here

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Speaker 2: And then leave.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there really is no greater feeling like showing up,

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Speaker 1: showing face and then people being.

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Speaker 2: Like I thought I saw Sydney.

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Speaker 1: Hmm, do a couple laps, Hi, Hi, smile really big,

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Speaker 2: Okay. So what's better to you?

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Speaker 1: Okay, showing up early, getting there for the start of

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Speaker 2: Now the like everybody's warmed up.

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Speaker 1: The food is also, you know, it's been sitting for

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Speaker 2: It's got spit all over everybody, no skin that like

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Speaker 1: So what's better showing up early and being there for

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Speaker 1: like the setup, or showing up late making an entrance.

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Speaker 1: But the food is, you know, I think showing up

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Speaker 1: later is better in terms of like community, you know,

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Speaker 2: So I got there, I saw the setup. There was

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Speaker 1: I'm eating, you know, jelly donuts, just looking just there

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Speaker 1: and so you know, I said hi to the people,

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Speaker 1: But telling someone they smell good is a top tier compliment.

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Speaker 1: That's like a top five I think.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I was.

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Speaker 1: I was happy about the compliments. I took enough photos,

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Speaker 4: Oh, sound like you hit a serge with the Ubers

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Speaker 4: because it actually, Mike Uber was thirty two dollars or

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Speaker 4: that's pretty good because it cost me thirty three dollars

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but I stayed. I was there until you gotta ride. No.

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Speaker 1: I mean, yes, I got a ride, but that's not

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Speaker 2: Damn, I could have died.

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Speaker 1: I didn't go to bed till three. I should have

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Speaker 1: just stayed. AnyWho, you know what, I was up watching

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Speaker 1: what you know? What's what's mess for me? I don't

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Speaker 1: know what happened to me, but I'm fully into Queen

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Speaker 1: Latifa Lore right now? Latifa, Queen Latifa Lore. Is it Coachella?

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Speaker 1: Her coming out of Coachella?

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Speaker 2: Yes, people were going crazy over mag and Victoria.

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Speaker 1: I said, get them out of here. I want the

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Speaker 1: I was going crazy for I was like.

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Speaker 2: Has she ever been this hot?

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Speaker 1: And then like her wrapping and just being like dominating

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Speaker 2: I said she was performing for me.

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Speaker 1: She was, but they were so into Megan Victoria. I said,

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Speaker 2: So I want that one.

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Speaker 1: So now that you've fallen down Queen Latifa's rabbit hole,

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Speaker 1: what you what do you watch?

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Speaker 2: You're watching an equalizer load on you.

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Speaker 1: Now, let me tell you what Meghan blessed us with. Oh,

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Speaker 1: Meghan went to dinner with Queen Latifa and her wife

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Speaker 1: and they were doing oysters as cargo muscles, real like

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Speaker 2: It was oysters. That's a choice.

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Speaker 1: You heard that steak and chicken, not sexy oysters. And

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Speaker 1: what's the other stuff that she was said, muscles? Oh,

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Speaker 1: I don't like mess cargo. Okay, okay, so this is

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Speaker 1: Meghan are gonna like see who can make the best

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Speaker 1: oysters for queen.

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Speaker 2: Okay, And I said, now this is my poor No.

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Speaker 1: This is what I want. You know, they were being

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Speaker 1: how you eat? They were like putting it in their mouth,

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Speaker 1: but like having it holding up. They weren't slurping. There

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Speaker 1: I said, Meghan, bitch, you crazy, She's like, Queen, show

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Speaker 2: And then Queen was like, you know how to eat

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Speaker 2: the muscles? And the comments were disgusting. They had that

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Speaker 2: They said, did I hear a train to too? Girl?

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Speaker 1: How many of the disgusting comments came from you?

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Speaker 2: None? I didn't.

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Speaker 1: I I said, damn, scroll, I'm not going to see

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Speaker 1: something in the comments.

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Speaker 2: Girls.

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Speaker 1: No, no, well the funny thing me up on the way.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no.

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Speaker 1: Meghan was getting the S cargo and there was bread

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Speaker 1: on top of the es cargo. She thought the bread

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Speaker 1: the bread is es cargo?

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Speaker 2: That now that's comedy. That's the bread, yes, the breath

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Speaker 2: that you dip in like the garden.

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Speaker 1: Yes. Yes.

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Speaker 2: But her wife was like, girl, that's the bread, that's

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Speaker 2: not I was like, I love Meg, She's just like

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Speaker 1: But they were like, no, Queen is like so much

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Speaker 1: like that's her.

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Speaker 2: Her aunties are taking her out. But see a girl.

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Speaker 1: I was like ah, this is I said, this is

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Speaker 1: her life. She's still talented, hair stays done, hair stays

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Speaker 1: she's she had on cool glasses. You never really get

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Speaker 1: to see her do too much. And that is what

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Speaker 1: grooves like who are you?

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Speaker 2: Like? Are you? Are you a prince?

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Speaker 1: Are you you know, like a Jean Bonnet Ramsey reincarnated?

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Speaker 2: Are you you know what I'm saying? Yeah, who are you?

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Speaker 2: Are you skimmer? Are you a king?

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Speaker 1: Are you a I'm not thinking about none of that.

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking about, Queen. Are you are you talking? Are

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Speaker 1: you what y'all watching? What you're listening to? Are you cooking?

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Speaker 2: After?

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Speaker 1: Like?

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Speaker 2: Are you cuddling? I'm cuddling. Yeah, I'm thinking it's cargo.

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Speaker 2: Feel like the wrong way to do it because you're

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Speaker 2: not a professional. No, no, no, no, you're not. You don't know

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Speaker 2: is not sexy for you. It's snails.

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Speaker 1: It is sexy sauce, but it's snails.

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Speaker 2: See, you gotta take your mind out of it. You

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Speaker 2: gotta mine is in it?

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Speaker 1: No, you gotta you gotta get if you really think

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Speaker 1: about it. Reading or a burger that's a cow like,

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Speaker 1: that's not sexy.

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Speaker 2: I was not sexy.

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Speaker 1: But a cow has like three stomachs, you know, a cow.

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Speaker 2: You know, it's interesting.

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Speaker 1: A snail is a bug, a slug. It's like it's

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Speaker 1: like the shrimp of the land.

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Speaker 2: You know, I don't know. Yes, I mean, I hear you,

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Speaker 2: I hear you.

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Speaker 1: But if Queen Latifa is at the table, Meg the

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Speaker 1: Stallion and Queen Latifa's wife, I'm eating whatever.

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Speaker 2: They putting on the table. I'll tell you that much.

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Speaker 2: I don't like lava beans, but I'll slit them open,

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Speaker 2: lay them. Whatever they put on the table. You eat.

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Speaker 2: And you said, why you gotta be nasty.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to be on the table she's eating. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to say it like that. But said it.

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Speaker 2: I said it, but I didn't say what I said.

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Speaker 2: I did not say what I said.

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Speaker 2: That's making it for me. Girl. They already drewl over you.

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Speaker 1: Damn look Reezy wearing ooh Craezyzy.

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Speaker 1: I don't set it so you don't redoing my apartment.

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Speaker 2: It's not even that bad. Honestly, girl, Actually it's not

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Speaker 2: It's not that bad. Even if you use that drole

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Speaker 2: Well, if we talk you through it, will you be

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Speaker 1: No, hey, sir, I can't even reply back to emails.

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Speaker 2: No, I feel I have one hundred right here, top one.

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Speaker 1: Right here, God's favorite, but not top three.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now, Rihanna, Yes, Donald Trump

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Speaker 2: What yes, no, ma'am, he's he's he's doing great and

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Speaker 1: No, the tattoos are coming off. The women still want

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Speaker 1: I am broken.

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Speaker 2: I'm not broke. Let me change the narrative. You are

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Speaker 2: a bed bath and beyond night's time, someone take me,

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Speaker 2: take me for free. But yeah, women, women do be dumb.

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Speaker 2: This is true.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of that girl, I've been watching Love after lock

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Speaker 2: Now, what is this on true?

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Speaker 1: It's these girls that are linking up with these guys

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Speaker 2: Yes, that's what I'm saying. App. I'm not looking that

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Speaker 3: I think there's a website where you can write letters

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Speaker 1: So you just scroll through the ones that you like

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Speaker 2: And then you see these.

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Speaker 2: They're not free.

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Speaker 1: you got caught by the police. You're not the catch.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you got catched.

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Speaker 1: What the hell? Like, wait, I just got out of jail.

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Speaker 1: I'm a catch, Yes, sir, throw it back in. He

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Speaker 2: Yes.

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Speaker 1: And the girls in the commerce was like, and that's

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right here, yeah, come

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Speaker 1: And then some of these guys have more than one girl,

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Speaker 1: Then he goes to her house, they have sex, then

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Speaker 1: I wanted to feel sorry for her, but I said, ma'am,

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Speaker 1: at all. I'm gonna we're gonna put it in the

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Speaker 1: you're gonna see, and I'm gonna show you after and

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Speaker 1: you're gonna be like, what the fuck she did?

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Speaker 2: She did that? Man? Dirty?

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Speaker 1: How many teeth can you be missing? Do you have

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Speaker 1: on each side or one just on one side, like

440
00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:06,240
Speaker 1: the whole bag, the whole side table gone, the Western

441
00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:09,800
Speaker 1: hemisphere empty. Yeah, And as somebody who was a former

442
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:11,760
Speaker 1: a I'm missing something in my mouth.

443
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:14,560
Speaker 2: Like, I get it. It's hard to get your teeth

444
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:16,920
Speaker 2: back and missing something in my mouth.

445
00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:20,480
Speaker 1: Sydney, this episode is too sexually explicit.

446
00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:23,200
Speaker 2: No, it's not so, though. What do you mean, Hey,

447
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:24,560
Speaker 2: that's what you're gonna say to Queen the Teva when

448
00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:27,320
Speaker 2: you meet her? No, I have I have the tooth down.

449
00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:30,920
Speaker 1: He liked it so much, and I'm saying, like, I'm

450
00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:34,760
Speaker 1: not I'm not trying to be too judgmental, but like, girl,

451
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:37,480
Speaker 1: what did you think he was gonna do? And then

452
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:41,479
Speaker 1: the thing that was so weird is that she was like,

453
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:44,359
Speaker 1: I'm gonna meet him, and she was being like, yeah,

454
00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:47,119
Speaker 1: we're gonna have sex all night and all and even

455
00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:51,120
Speaker 1: for me, who I'm like, yeah, girl, you don't know him.

456
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:53,720
Speaker 1: He's been in jail for a minute.

457
00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:55,880
Speaker 2: How many minutes? How long he was in jail?

458
00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:58,920
Speaker 1: I think like since he was eighteen and then he

459
00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:00,800
Speaker 1: got out when he was twenty five.

460
00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:06,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, or maybe maybe he was younger than that. I

461
00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:06,639
Speaker 2: don't know.

462
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:09,800
Speaker 1: But when he said on camera he said, oh no,

463
00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:13,159
Speaker 1: he told her, he told her, or on camera he's like,

464
00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:16,560
Speaker 1: I haven't been intimate when a woman in six years.

465
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:18,760
Speaker 2: But you have been intimate. Yeah, let's talk about it.

466
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:22,359
Speaker 1: But you have intimate with a woman, and that was

467
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:24,640
Speaker 1: your choice. Sir, what's the last time you were intimate

468
00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:26,919
Speaker 1: in ja? I would have just said I haven't been

469
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:28,960
Speaker 1: intimate in six years, but you said with a woman.

470
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:32,639
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so already already he looked like Chris Brown

471
00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:36,240
Speaker 1: with dreads, he got tats, he got light eyes. Oh

472
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:39,120
Speaker 1: you know, he was having a good time up in there.

473
00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:42,120
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say good time, but he was having a time.

474
00:22:42,359 --> 00:22:43,240
Speaker 1: Time was happening.

475
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:45,040
Speaker 2: But you know, I don't even go there.

476
00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:47,280
Speaker 1: I just want to say that the girls I felt.

477
00:22:47,359 --> 00:22:51,240
Speaker 1: I was like, man, it's so bad out here.

478
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:54,080
Speaker 2: It's so bad. Like it's not that bad.

479
00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:57,160
Speaker 1: It is that bad because the show has been going

480
00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:58,520
Speaker 1: on for years.

481
00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:01,200
Speaker 2: Not that bad ninety women.

482
00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:05,040
Speaker 1: It's women who are doing these things that they feel

483
00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:07,040
Speaker 1: like it's bad for them.

484
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:09,080
Speaker 2: But it's some women that would never ever in a

485
00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:09,760
Speaker 2: million years.

486
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:12,560
Speaker 1: First of all, I don't even know what website that

487
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:14,920
Speaker 1: is convictlove.

488
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:17,040
Speaker 2: Dot gov, like where.

489
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:20,280
Speaker 1: These women have to seek these men out and then

490
00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:23,200
Speaker 1: they find them. I mean, granted, we got friends who

491
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:27,200
Speaker 1: write letters to Luigi jonie Hey and I already look

492
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:29,160
Speaker 1: at them sideway too, I'm saying, baby girl.

493
00:23:30,119 --> 00:23:35,879
Speaker 2: Baby girl. I'm like I'm.

494
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:38,600
Speaker 1: Literally like, hey, no, we're judging them too. I'm like,

495
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:43,119
Speaker 1: this is wild. Butlig Luigi killed a part, like you know,

496
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:50,040
Speaker 1: he like modern day Joan of Arc for the White Sorry, sure, no, yes, yes, okay, sure,

497
00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:51,359
Speaker 1: I mean I don't even really know a Joan of

498
00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:52,320
Speaker 1: Arc deal, but you killed Yeah.

499
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:55,280
Speaker 2: I was like, you know what, you know, Luigi is

500
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:57,159
Speaker 2: Joan of Arc for them.

501
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:59,080
Speaker 1: But these other people who've been in jail since they

502
00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:02,000
Speaker 1: were eighteen and got when they were twenty five, what

503
00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:02,560
Speaker 1: did they do?

504
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:03,800
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.

505
00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:07,720
Speaker 1: Another woman had a whole business, right, and she said,

506
00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:12,080
Speaker 1: so my husband who's in jail, she married him while.

507
00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:12,480
Speaker 2: He was in jail.

508
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:14,000
Speaker 1: She said, so he's going to be a part of

509
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,840
Speaker 1: the company. So we're going to have him on zoom

510
00:24:17,359 --> 00:24:21,240
Speaker 1: during the meeting. And everybody at the job was like, hey,

511
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:24,880
Speaker 1: I think no, two weeks for you, baby, I think

512
00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:26,720
Speaker 1: my notice is right fucking now.

513
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:27,200
Speaker 2: They quit.

514
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:30,400
Speaker 1: The woman is in jail now she was a scam artist.

515
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:33,840
Speaker 1: Of course, they said, hey, she's in jail. She said,

516
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:36,480
Speaker 1: well it was for drugs. So he is a businessman.

517
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:41,040
Speaker 2: I said, oh, did she like, get me out of here?

518
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:43,800
Speaker 2: I said, you know what, I am too conscious.

519
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,399
Speaker 1: It'd be why honest, dating is not bad enough for

520
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:50,840
Speaker 1: y'all to be marrying convicts and being number two, three

521
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:52,360
Speaker 1: four on their.

522
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:55,440
Speaker 2: List of women that they call every night. That's it's

523
00:24:55,480 --> 00:25:15,440
Speaker 2: not that bad. But let me take you a step further.

524
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:19,359
Speaker 1: People think they're better than the love after lock up

525
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:22,359
Speaker 1: or whatever, the ninety day fiance, but hey, love is

526
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:25,879
Speaker 1: blind and then going to like hinge.

527
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:26,960
Speaker 2: I mean, it's all.

528
00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:29,720
Speaker 1: Can I tell you what I've been watching? What love

529
00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:31,919
Speaker 1: on the specu horse that we root for them with

530
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,400
Speaker 1: love on the spectrum is interesting for me because it's

531
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:37,440
Speaker 1: like we think of them as weird, and it's like

532
00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:38,600
Speaker 1: are they.

533
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:39,560
Speaker 2: Weird or are we weird?

534
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:41,840
Speaker 1: We're weird because they'd be like, listen, she don't like

535
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,119
Speaker 1: if she don't like trains, she's not for me, and

536
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:45,840
Speaker 1: I love that, And the girl will.

537
00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:47,320
Speaker 2: Be like, she'll be like, do you like trains?

538
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:51,480
Speaker 1: No, She'll be like, mmm, I'm ready to go home now,

539
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:55,720
Speaker 1: and it's like it could it could all be so simple,

540
00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:58,399
Speaker 1: but we legit like we're like, well, I don't like

541
00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:00,760
Speaker 1: this about this person, but maybe I could chang or

542
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:03,119
Speaker 1: this is important to me, but maybe it's not that

543
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:05,120
Speaker 1: important to me if this person doesn't care about it, and.

544
00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:07,560
Speaker 2: It's like we could all learn a little bit from them.

545
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:11,000
Speaker 1: Love on the spectrum is standing on business. They're like,

546
00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:14,119
Speaker 1: hey that I'm not this. Hey, They'll be at the

547
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:16,639
Speaker 1: end of the day and like, so, yeah, I'm not,

548
00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:19,200
Speaker 1: we're not compatible. I'm not, I'm not We're I don't

549
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:21,879
Speaker 1: feeling you, but I would like to, like, I wish

550
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:24,160
Speaker 1: you well having it, And they'll be like, yep, I understand.

551
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:28,320
Speaker 1: One couple like a petting zoo and she was like,

552
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:30,440
Speaker 1: I like him, I'm going to ask him out on

553
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:33,720
Speaker 1: another date. And he was like, hey, Brandy, this was fun,

554
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:35,160
Speaker 1: but I just want to be friends.

555
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:39,080
Speaker 2: And she was like, okay, I loved it. I loved it.

556
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:41,560
Speaker 2: But here's here's my issue.

557
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:44,439
Speaker 1: Right when we watch shows like that, we got to

558
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:46,919
Speaker 1: have a preference of like you got to know in

559
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,480
Speaker 1: advance that they're on the spectrum for you to be

560
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:50,760
Speaker 1: like have empathy.

561
00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:53,919
Speaker 2: But there's so many things of these shows where I'm like,

562
00:26:54,119 --> 00:26:56,160
Speaker 2: are you sure those people are not on the spectrum

563
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:59,360
Speaker 2: as well? Because everyone is on the spectrum. Yes, yes,

564
00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:02,480
Speaker 2: what spectrum? Are you on? It's how far on it

565
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:05,159
Speaker 2: are you? Yes, it's how deep is your love for me?

566
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:09,159
Speaker 1: Yes? Some people I don't know. I'm not saying that

567
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:11,560
Speaker 1: that's what I want. I'm just saying I'd rather do

568
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:18,000
Speaker 1: that than a convict. What I look like Fedra. Okay, Wait,

569
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:20,679
Speaker 1: wait a minute, you think I I'm looking for an

570
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:21,479
Speaker 1: apollo out here.

571
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:23,879
Speaker 2: Wait. She was with him before he went into jail,

572
00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:26,440
Speaker 2: that's different. But then he came out, and then he

573
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:27,680
Speaker 2: then he have to go back.

574
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,960
Speaker 1: I don't know his life, but I do know that

575
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:33,119
Speaker 1: she was with she had she built a foundation before

576
00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:35,320
Speaker 1: he went to jail. Marie, if I go to jail,

577
00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:37,719
Speaker 1: you done with me? Well, what you're going to jail for?

578
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:41,639
Speaker 1: Let's talk about it. What's the top three reasons Sidney

579
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:43,520
Speaker 1: would be going to jail? Give me the three crimes,

580
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:48,680
Speaker 1: the I, the R and the silly friends.

581
00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:56,359
Speaker 2: We absolutely can be friends, sister. The only way student loans.

582
00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:57,400
Speaker 2: That's the only reason.

583
00:27:57,440 --> 00:28:00,199
Speaker 1: That's the only reason, other than that, I'm a low

584
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:01,280
Speaker 1: abiding citizen.

585
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:04,920
Speaker 2: And I'm not killing nobody. I'm not selling drugs, I'm

586
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:06,800
Speaker 2: not I'm not stealing, I'm not robbing.

587
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:09,880
Speaker 1: I have been to jail, though, I have, but that

588
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:11,600
Speaker 1: that this expunged.

589
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:15,800
Speaker 2: Yes, doesn't it take? No? No, I went to I

590
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:18,000
Speaker 2: went to court and everything, Sis, I have my blazer on,

591
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:21,720
Speaker 2: iron down, I have, I have my business bangs on

592
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:24,560
Speaker 2: and I say, your hona, your hona overrull.

593
00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:27,520
Speaker 1: It wasn't mine, It wasn't me. It was me, but

594
00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:31,040
Speaker 1: it was not my. I did not purchase that police betime.

595
00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:33,159
Speaker 2: It was a gift. I'll never forget.

596
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:37,080
Speaker 1: Never, never forget, yeah, said the kid. You know, if

597
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:39,560
Speaker 1: you were a jail I would write you letters. You Marie,

598
00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:41,960
Speaker 1: you barely right back to my text message, h but

599
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:43,360
Speaker 1: I would write you jail notes.

600
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:46,640
Speaker 2: Girl, let me tell you what mess is happening. You

601
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:48,920
Speaker 2: would send me a voice voice memo. I will come

602
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:52,560
Speaker 2: see you and we would hold hands on the glass. No, Sis,

603
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:55,480
Speaker 2: I don't believe it. I don't believe you're lying. Why

604
00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:56,720
Speaker 2: are you lying on the mic right now?

605
00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:58,560
Speaker 1: Girl? You don't think that I would show up with

606
00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:03,600
Speaker 1: a full camera crew to to see what what.

607
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:04,840
Speaker 2: You're wearing, what the fit giving.

608
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:08,400
Speaker 1: I'm wearing a veil, definitely like a like a beanie

609
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:10,960
Speaker 1: with a veil attack. Okay, because I'm distraught. My sister,

610
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:15,800
Speaker 1: my sisters locked up since, first of all, let me,

611
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:18,160
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna hold you. Since they're gonna tell you

612
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:20,840
Speaker 1: a time frame to come, you're you're missing it. You're

613
00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:23,800
Speaker 1: not gonna be a you're gonna miss to get to me.

614
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:28,720
Speaker 1: And then you can't take a regular car, take the bus. Well,

615
00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:31,840
Speaker 1: I would take a car. You would a car would off?

616
00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:35,760
Speaker 1: I said, this is a work expense, Yeah, sister, you

617
00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:38,160
Speaker 1: And then and then it would be like months would

618
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:39,680
Speaker 1: pass and you're like.

619
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,360
Speaker 2: Oh, my sis, who's doing your hair in there? Like

620
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:44,360
Speaker 2: you would just ask? Stupid ass girl.

621
00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:49,320
Speaker 1: If they're letting uh jail CEOs jump on zoom calls,

622
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:52,320
Speaker 1: we could do zooms. It's not the same. You gotta

623
00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:54,240
Speaker 1: come visit. You could go live on TikTok and I

624
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:55,080
Speaker 1: would join your live.

625
00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:58,360
Speaker 2: That's and that's when I say you're blocked.

626
00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:02,640
Speaker 1: Girl, you're blocked. They have social media in jail. They'd

627
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:06,440
Speaker 1: be going viral in the penitentiy. But that's for strangers.

628
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:08,400
Speaker 1: We're actually we're sisters.

629
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:11,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, but girl, if you went viral, you would be

630
00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:15,680
Speaker 2: the hot convict. You know what I'm saying. Think of

631
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:18,600
Speaker 2: all the brand deals you would get kids. I because

632
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:21,480
Speaker 2: God knows I need it now. Forever Cardier bracelet.

633
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:27,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I could see that girl platinum platinum bracelets, yes, Tiffany's, Yeah,

634
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:29,800
Speaker 1: they would. I could totally see them collabing with me

635
00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:33,160
Speaker 1: for so Yeah. I love I love how you know

636
00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:34,120
Speaker 1: innovative you are.

637
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:35,960
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, girl, you know, I'm always saying about

638
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:37,000
Speaker 2: a brand deal.

639
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:41,080
Speaker 1: So yeah, and it works, it works, and you know what,

640
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:42,400
Speaker 1: and I need to move forward with that.

641
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:45,640
Speaker 2: So I will be going to jail okay for for

642
00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:48,320
Speaker 2: the pie? Oh yes, will we? iHeart?

643
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:52,560
Speaker 1: Will we be able to still lock in? Will they

644
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:53,880
Speaker 1: be able to give me some equipment over there?

645
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:55,320
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, they gonna send it to you. They're

646
00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:57,680
Speaker 2: gonna put it on your books. Oh, send it to

647
00:30:57,720 --> 00:30:58,520
Speaker 2: your cos.

648
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:01,280
Speaker 1: My God, they will know longer be on iHeart, this

649
00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:04,600
Speaker 1: will be going on to be still. I will need

650
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:09,480
Speaker 1: the acon convict h chain door being slammed, being.

651
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:15,480
Speaker 2: Convict. Convict. Wow.

652
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:19,000
Speaker 1: And that's why you never stop working. You're constantly just

653
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:21,680
Speaker 1: keeping it going. I'm constantly not doing the work that

654
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:24,400
Speaker 1: I need to be doing. But thank you for seeing me.

655
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:26,720
Speaker 2: Since honestly, I see the vision and I'm gonna work

656
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:27,880
Speaker 2: on it. I legit.

657
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:29,560
Speaker 1: I've been wasting a lot of time not wasting. I've

658
00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:33,040
Speaker 1: been spending a lot of time on Facebook, Marketplace, looking

659
00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:36,440
Speaker 1: for new tables, looking for new benches, YadA, YadA, YadA.

660
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:39,160
Speaker 1: I think that if you have a pet, you have

661
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:41,040
Speaker 1: to tell people you have a dog or a cat.

662
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:43,520
Speaker 1: Because I got this bench that I love, I sent

663
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:45,760
Speaker 1: you a picture of I can smell this lady had

664
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:51,480
Speaker 1: two chihuahuas smell when I sit at my at my table.

665
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:54,440
Speaker 1: When hey, y'all, y'all, animals sank like it's just y'all

666
00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:57,000
Speaker 1: have to be honest, y'all say, y'all love these animals

667
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:57,400
Speaker 1: so much.

668
00:31:57,440 --> 00:31:58,480
Speaker 2: They smell. They stank.

669
00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:01,240
Speaker 1: They got crust in the eyes, like I know you

670
00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:04,920
Speaker 1: feeding them like chicken from scratch or whatever, but they

671
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:07,640
Speaker 1: smell bad. Let me tell you something. Stink, stank stone,

672
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:11,600
Speaker 1: It's stank. And that's okay. The room got really quiet

673
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:13,440
Speaker 1: in here because there's anybody got pan in here.

674
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:16,160
Speaker 2: And yeah, you have to stinky dogs, okay.

675
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:18,560
Speaker 3: And I work very hard to keep my home. But

676
00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:20,200
Speaker 3: you know what I noticed, did you buy it from

677
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:20,760
Speaker 3: a white person?

678
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:25,640
Speaker 2: She was give a hispanic shut up.

679
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:29,840
Speaker 3: White people be talking about their dog smelling, and it's

680
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:31,400
Speaker 3: because they actually don't clean their home.

681
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:34,920
Speaker 2: Mmm, they don't clean their home, but they also don't

682
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:36,720
Speaker 2: clean their dogs. It's the dog.

683
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:38,760
Speaker 3: The dog be sticking in the house and they don't

684
00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:42,000
Speaker 3: properly clean their home because I have panicked asked many

685
00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:44,200
Speaker 3: friends when they come home, like, do you smell my dogs?

686
00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:46,200
Speaker 3: And they're like, no, it smells like ASoP in here.

687
00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:47,520
Speaker 2: And I'm like, and that's the point.

688
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:50,560
Speaker 1: No, no, no, let's just be honest here, what's mess

689
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:54,240
Speaker 1: y'all haveing? These these animals rip and run the streets.

690
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:55,160
Speaker 1: They're on their train.

691
00:32:55,760 --> 00:33:00,320
Speaker 2: You have your dog is train. Your dog is laid

692
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:03,320
Speaker 2: out under the sea on the sea train.

693
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:06,840
Speaker 1: Arrest you need to be arrested. You and your dog

694
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,960
Speaker 1: in the pound, in the pound? Why why would you

695
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,880
Speaker 1: be having your your labradoodle sprawled out?

696
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:15,680
Speaker 2: First of all, that's a that's a cute, cuddly dog.

697
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:17,400
Speaker 1: Why why are you on the train and you know

698
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:22,080
Speaker 1: they're not washing the train off the dog when they're

699
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:22,920
Speaker 1: now it's.

700
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:25,040
Speaker 2: Getting on the Creighton barrel couch.

701
00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:29,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, in the hall place, no offense. It's the dog

702
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:31,880
Speaker 1: in the if you bringing it on the train, and

703
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:34,080
Speaker 1: that's why they were First of all, you think the

704
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:37,200
Speaker 1: bags is just for you know, the people around you know,

705
00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:41,400
Speaker 1: it's for you, Mama's you were picking up dick particles,

706
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:42,760
Speaker 1: ship rat.

707
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:45,200
Speaker 2: All of that is on the ground, it's on the seat,

708
00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:47,040
Speaker 2: roach crumb. It's nasty.

709
00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:51,920
Speaker 1: It's nasty, and like, say what you want about cats. Hey,

710
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:55,040
Speaker 1: the cats is inside. They're not going out. They were

711
00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:58,040
Speaker 1: once out now the end. But the outside cats are fun.

712
00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:01,240
Speaker 1: I've seen them run on a fence and like tightrope

713
00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:04,080
Speaker 1: walk and you know, come to somebody's window and be

714
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:05,840
Speaker 1: like me out and then get their food and leave.

715
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,279
Speaker 1: They're living on the edge. But those animals are not

716
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:10,399
Speaker 1: coming in the house. They're not coming in my house.

717
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:12,440
Speaker 1: Cats are definitely cleaner than dogs. But also I've never

718
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:15,120
Speaker 1: seen a cat on the subway under a seat. I've

719
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:20,680
Speaker 1: seen a pigeon, seen a pigeon on the train and online,

720
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:23,719
Speaker 1: I've seen a raccoon also or possum on the train,

721
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:25,239
Speaker 1: but never seen a cat.

722
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:28,120
Speaker 2: Cats are better than that. I couldn't even see them

723
00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:28,560
Speaker 2: going down.

724
00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:31,720
Speaker 1: They like they can go down, and they like actually

725
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:33,560
Speaker 1: know a cat is like this is what y'all doing

726
00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:34,040
Speaker 1: down here?

727
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:35,799
Speaker 2: Absolutely calling a car.

728
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:41,520
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, so you're on this Facebook marketplace journey, which

729
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:46,000
Speaker 1: is cute, but let's just keep it one thousand. The

730
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:50,640
Speaker 1: fact that Home Interior or whatever is not knocking at

731
00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:53,480
Speaker 1: our doors sending us stuff is actually crazy.

732
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:56,280
Speaker 2: I have a new apartment. I'm looking for things.

733
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:59,359
Speaker 1: You. I mean, you have all the followers. I'm trying

734
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:02,440
Speaker 1: to piggyback off you. The things should be sent to

735
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:06,440
Speaker 1: her and us, because the universe knows that. And that's

736
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:08,759
Speaker 1: why I got that dresser for free. You know what,

737
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:13,359
Speaker 1: people and the universe needs to slide in on over here?

738
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:17,640
Speaker 2: Well what you need just to smith. I don't even know.

739
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:18,040
Speaker 2: I can't.

740
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:21,360
Speaker 1: I've actually stopped looking for stuff because that actually is

741
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:25,440
Speaker 1: a mess, just like being overwhelmed with the thought of

742
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:29,520
Speaker 1: putting more stuff because I am we're putting it down here,

743
00:35:29,719 --> 00:35:31,440
Speaker 1: I'm saying out, I am a hoarder.

744
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,520
Speaker 2: I am a hoarder. I will buy, I will collect,

745
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:35,279
Speaker 2: and then.

746
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:36,960
Speaker 1: Where does it go? We don't know, We don't know,

747
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:38,880
Speaker 1: we don't know. Where do we put it? Oh, I

748
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:42,319
Speaker 1: don't have the space. It's in bags. Bags are everywhere,

749
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:46,200
Speaker 1: but not at the new place. The bags is everywhere

750
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:46,920
Speaker 1: at the new place.

751
00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:52,920
Speaker 2: They're at the new place for ree where I don't know, you.

752
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:55,560
Speaker 1: Know, sitting at her own bathroom, so she must I

753
00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:57,440
Speaker 1: can't have nothing nice.

754
00:35:57,560 --> 00:35:58,200
Speaker 2: I will say that.

755
00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:00,560
Speaker 1: I came in my apartment last night, and when I

756
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:04,240
Speaker 1: tell you, I was praising all Christopher Jesus Christ.

757
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:06,800
Speaker 2: When I walked in, I said, God, thank you so much.

758
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:10,799
Speaker 1: I am not grateful enough last year this time I

759
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:12,919
Speaker 1: was in a room and my friend was.

760
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:16,000
Speaker 2: Barging in with her titty out, like you want some lasagna.

761
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:17,680
Speaker 2: And I'm thankful for that.

762
00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:21,640
Speaker 1: I was thankful, But I am so thankful to be

763
00:36:21,719 --> 00:36:24,279
Speaker 1: coming into my place, to leave a party early and

764
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:28,120
Speaker 1: just walk in and like home and be alone. There's

765
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:30,560
Speaker 1: no greater feeling. I was still on Christopher Jesus Christ.

766
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:38,240
Speaker 1: But okay, yes, what version you you know what New Age?

767
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:40,280
Speaker 2: The New Testament, the remix?

768
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:44,759
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, he's got He's got a song with Chris Brown.

769
00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:47,239
Speaker 1: Absolutely no, it just it does feel good. And if

770
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:49,160
Speaker 1: you don't live alone, I'm so sorry for you. But

771
00:36:49,719 --> 00:36:51,759
Speaker 1: if you get the chance, please take it.

772
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:55,240
Speaker 2: I hope you dance. There's no greater feeling to living.

773
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:59,200
Speaker 1: Alone, like and after a long day of like being

774
00:36:59,239 --> 00:37:01,959
Speaker 1: a people person, coming home and not having to talk

775
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:02,960
Speaker 1: to anybody.

776
00:37:03,719 --> 00:37:07,320
Speaker 2: I love it so much. It's the best.

777
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:09,959
Speaker 1: It is I mean, I do you know, I have

778
00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:14,200
Speaker 1: a bicoastal roommate, But I don't even want to say

779
00:37:14,239 --> 00:37:17,759
Speaker 1: it's a roommate, like because one I'm too over that.

780
00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:23,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, I will say I'm in a lavender marriage right now. Okay.

781
00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:26,440
Speaker 2: And so he's not a roommate. He is.

782
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:31,120
Speaker 1: You're a non physical lover and we share a space

783
00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:35,320
Speaker 1: and it's very you know, lots of singing and fun

784
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:38,640
Speaker 1: and you know, eating terrible food. Oh, we're about to

785
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:39,319
Speaker 1: be on our grind.

786
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:40,960
Speaker 2: Are you cooking? You know?

787
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:44,360
Speaker 1: We did do a version of Sid Can Cook. I

788
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:45,960
Speaker 1: don't know if I'll ever do that again. But it

789
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:48,760
Speaker 1: was three hours, friend, No, it was less than three hours.

790
00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:50,439
Speaker 2: It was a good time. It was a good time.

791
00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:51,440
Speaker 2: Sydney made risotto.

792
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:55,880
Speaker 1: Oh it was mashed potato's friend. Oh, I had no knives.

793
00:37:56,080 --> 00:38:00,800
Speaker 1: We used a pizza cutter to cut the pork chop. Honestly,

794
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:05,280
Speaker 1: nobody could write this. When I tell you, no written.

795
00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:08,480
Speaker 1: This is why queasin art and uh, you know, I

796
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:11,759
Speaker 1: don't know, I don't know other Cara Caraway.

797
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:14,200
Speaker 2: Caraway need to hit you up. No, well they did.

798
00:38:14,239 --> 00:38:16,560
Speaker 1: When I was doing Sinking Kick before, I mean I

799
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:18,600
Speaker 1: was on my I was on my shit. But now

800
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:22,720
Speaker 1: it's like, you know that the thought, the thought, the thought.

801
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:25,560
Speaker 2: It's so hard to do stuff in being adults.

802
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:27,799
Speaker 1: But yeah, I guess the last thing I'll say about

803
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:31,360
Speaker 1: Facebook Marketplace is I'll put stuff in an Uber Excel

804
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:33,000
Speaker 1: and the drivers are always pissed.

805
00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:34,760
Speaker 2: Why.

806
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:38,160
Speaker 1: They're like, I'm like, can you fold the backseat down?

807
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:39,120
Speaker 1: And they're like oh.

808
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:41,479
Speaker 2: And sometimes I don't even order an Excel.

809
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:43,920
Speaker 1: I order a regular Uber and like a Toyota Siena

810
00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:44,799
Speaker 1: will pop up and I'd be.

811
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:50,279
Speaker 2: Like, this will do, this, will do. I hope you

812
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:50,839
Speaker 2: got wrong.

813
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:56,600
Speaker 1: Brothers, you know, they hate me with a passion, but

814
00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:59,960
Speaker 1: you know, whatever it is, what it is, Oh you don't.

815
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:01,960
Speaker 2: It's also fucking mess.

816
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:05,960
Speaker 1: Apparently when you get older, you start becoming allergic to

817
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:10,320
Speaker 1: things and you start becoming uncool. Because I'm not allergic

818
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:15,520
Speaker 1: to anything, but somehow, some way wake up my eyes

819
00:39:15,719 --> 00:39:18,719
Speaker 1: feel like a little itchy or whatever, like around the

820
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:22,200
Speaker 1: like the skin, and so I'm like, oh, you know,

821
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:27,200
Speaker 1: like probably the season's changing or whatnot, pollens and whatnot

822
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:28,399
Speaker 1: just pollinating in.

823
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:30,960
Speaker 2: My in my eyes and my pupils.

824
00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:34,320
Speaker 1: Then I feel like there's kind of like a cut,

825
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:38,439
Speaker 1: like underneath my lid. But I was like, you know what,

826
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:41,920
Speaker 1: I'm real, I'm real reckless with my lashes and my

827
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:42,880
Speaker 1: brushes and stuff.

828
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:44,399
Speaker 2: So it could be that the.

829
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:51,360
Speaker 1: Next day, wake up fully crust like like elephant tusks crust.

830
00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:53,960
Speaker 2: Around hint tusk crust.

831
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:58,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's it's it's like it's something close to

832
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:07,759
Speaker 1: ex like energy. Ohjacent, it's ezema rising ashy moon, yes,

833
00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:10,960
Speaker 1: around one lid, and then the other one was swollen.

834
00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:13,440
Speaker 2: So I said, oh my god, I'm going blind, like

835
00:40:13,719 --> 00:40:16,759
Speaker 2: I like literally did not know what was going on.

836
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:19,880
Speaker 1: So then she's like, take benner dryl I said, boom,

837
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:21,480
Speaker 1: take Benadril, benadrel.

838
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:23,359
Speaker 2: Sleepy as fuck. So I go to sleep.

839
00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:27,040
Speaker 1: Wake up, eyes are better, but it's still kind of

840
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:29,520
Speaker 1: kind of rough. I gotta work that night, so you

841
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:31,960
Speaker 1: know what I gotta do. You know what I gotta do,

842
00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:37,319
Speaker 1: go bear faced show. Not who said that cream the show,

843
00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:40,160
Speaker 1: Not on my finty, not on my fifty bible.

844
00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:40,920
Speaker 2: Absolutely not.

845
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:44,800
Speaker 1: So I'm putting makeup on, putting lashes on, all that stuff,

846
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:50,560
Speaker 1: and it looks okay. Next day, eyes are just it

847
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:53,239
Speaker 1: looks like tails from the crypt, Like my lids are

848
00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:56,400
Speaker 1: so it looks like crumpled a piece of paper.

849
00:40:56,880 --> 00:40:57,680
Speaker 2: Do people want to know?

850
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,120
Speaker 1: Are you washing your face at the end of the

851
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:03,480
Speaker 1: the are you washing your makeup? Are you doing a

852
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:06,680
Speaker 1: double cleanse? The people want to know I'm serious. The

853
00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:09,040
Speaker 1: people listening are like, well, maybe you slepting your ashes.

854
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:11,480
Speaker 1: Are you fucking serious, Marie? I am a as a

855
00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:15,120
Speaker 1: sober woman. I'm sober but inexhausted, but not too tired

856
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:17,799
Speaker 1: enough to take my makeup off. If i'm if I

857
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:20,759
Speaker 1: can't take my makeup off, just no gun to head.

858
00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:23,480
Speaker 1: I'm on my deathbed, I can take makeup off, and

859
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:25,040
Speaker 1: you know I love a wife. But also, why would

860
00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:26,640
Speaker 1: you take your makeup off on your deathbed? Don't you

861
00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:34,000
Speaker 1: want to be glam for the for the crib? Uh? No?

862
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:38,600
Speaker 1: Something about you know, the skin dehydrated and then makeup

863
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:41,280
Speaker 1: on top of it. It's just it's just like throwing

864
00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:43,520
Speaker 1: lipstick on a pig. Like it's just it's not really

865
00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:44,000
Speaker 1: doing much.

866
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:47,560
Speaker 2: It's just so what happened? Because your eyes look great

867
00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:49,520
Speaker 2: now they're okay, now they're getting better.

868
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:53,640
Speaker 1: I keep like taking benadryl every day and then like

869
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:57,200
Speaker 1: moisturizing it at night. But it's still really dry like

870
00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:00,640
Speaker 1: people say, I look young, But the eyelid is giving

871
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:03,239
Speaker 1: elder it's giving civil rights.

872
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:07,279
Speaker 2: Sure, it's giving we shall overcome it. It's giving wade

873
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:08,560
Speaker 2: over water. We've seen it all.

874
00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:12,880
Speaker 1: Okay Anthony Hamilton's song, Yes it has collar greens in

875
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:16,400
Speaker 1: the pot. Yes, big mommy arm, that's what it is

876
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:17,000
Speaker 1: giving right now.

877
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:24,480
Speaker 2: So what are you gonna do? Are we running up

878
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:25,080
Speaker 2: on a doctor?

879
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:30,680
Speaker 1: Hey, if there's any dermatologists that listens to the pod, well,

880
00:42:30,719 --> 00:42:33,600
Speaker 1: I couldn't. I couldn't schedule anything this week because they're booked.

881
00:42:34,239 --> 00:42:36,720
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Every time I go to book a doctor's appointment,

882
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:39,040
Speaker 1: they booked. Who is all going to the doctor. It's

883
00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:41,279
Speaker 1: a bunch of unhealthy people who are walking the earth

884
00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:43,319
Speaker 1: right now. Who is that the doctor when I need

885
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:45,040
Speaker 1: to be there. It's the thing is that we don't

886
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:48,000
Speaker 1: have enough doctors. They're all influencers. They're all trying to

887
00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:53,919
Speaker 1: get a bag. Yes, everybody, everybody, the nurses, every legit,

888
00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:55,879
Speaker 1: people on the bus, everybody's got.

889
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:59,319
Speaker 2: Their phone propped up trying to get a bag. It's

890
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:01,880
Speaker 2: some doctors on TikTok and it's sad.

891
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:05,440
Speaker 1: It's like, just do your job. You're not making enough money.

892
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:09,040
Speaker 1: But this wasn't about money. This is about the people. No,

893
00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:12,640
Speaker 1: but people want to have met people. But if you're

894
00:43:12,719 --> 00:43:16,040
Speaker 1: in that kind of profession, you're here to help. You're

895
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:17,799
Speaker 1: not here to get You're not here to get a

896
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:21,920
Speaker 1: deal with like, I don't know Johnson and Johnson. You're

897
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:24,000
Speaker 1: already working with Johnson and Johnson.

898
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:24,800
Speaker 2: In the lab.

899
00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:29,919
Speaker 1: In the lab, girl, thank you for dropping a name

900
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:30,759
Speaker 1: brand for me.

901
00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:32,960
Speaker 2: You know what I think is mess.

902
00:43:33,239 --> 00:43:36,759
Speaker 1: People are buying designer products from like Essence and like

903
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:40,319
Speaker 1: websites like that, and then buying the dupe from Dhgate

904
00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:43,880
Speaker 1: or Canal Street or whatever, and then returning the fake

905
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:46,920
Speaker 1: to the store to get they real money back. And

906
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:49,840
Speaker 1: then Essence and these companies when other people are on

907
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:52,800
Speaker 1: the website buying the product, they're sending out the fakes

908
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:55,880
Speaker 1: to people who are spending real money. Disgusting And it's like,

909
00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:59,520
Speaker 1: where's the quality control here? Because you didn't want to

910
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:01,160
Speaker 1: take those boot back that I sent to you because

911
00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:03,759
Speaker 1: you said I warm them, and I warm them in

912
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:07,280
Speaker 1: my kitchen. And now y'all are sending people fixed stuff.

913
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:08,640
Speaker 1: What's that about?

914
00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:10,239
Speaker 2: So it's an eye for an eye? Is that what

915
00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:10,600
Speaker 2: you know?

916
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:13,239
Speaker 1: It's what I'm saying because you're saying you're they're all

917
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:16,920
Speaker 1: you're all about quality control, but not really, because how

918
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:20,839
Speaker 1: are How am I returning something to your business? And

919
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:23,520
Speaker 1: it's fake. You not have you don't have people checking

920
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:25,920
Speaker 1: in and see if it's really faith. And this is

921
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:29,279
Speaker 1: this is an epitome of twenty and twenty five.

922
00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:34,760
Speaker 2: It's like, what's good? Oh, what's good? What what's good?

923
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:38,400
Speaker 1: You don't have to be qualified, nobody's checking anything, nobody

924
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:39,320
Speaker 1: wants to work anymore.

925
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:43,560
Speaker 2: It's like, it's sad. That's what we have to what

926
00:44:43,719 --> 00:44:45,080
Speaker 2: we gotta do? Start a farm?

927
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:48,439
Speaker 1: I think we need to go off grid, Carrie, think

928
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:48,920
Speaker 1: about it.

929
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:50,520
Speaker 2: Thank you you? You and I?

930
00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:53,560
Speaker 1: You and I you and I two I us on

931
00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:56,959
Speaker 1: a farm. Oh my god, phones going with us live?

932
00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:00,160
Speaker 2: Twenty four seven? Girls, if we're live? See and you

933
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:00,600
Speaker 2: just said this.

934
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:03,000
Speaker 1: You want doctor, you're a nurse and you going live?

935
00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:04,719
Speaker 1: You want me to be a farmer and you want

936
00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:08,080
Speaker 1: me to go and the chicken's gonna stay. And I'm

937
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:09,520
Speaker 1: not killing no cows.

938
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:14,200
Speaker 2: You know, there's no killing of cows on our farm.

939
00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:16,839
Speaker 2: So what we what is? What does our farm have?

940
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:19,000
Speaker 2: I think we will tomatoes?

941
00:45:19,239 --> 00:45:21,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, I met vegetables, because you know, I didn't have

942
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:22,799
Speaker 1: that in my past life.

943
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:27,360
Speaker 2: So the new life is going to be just veggie based. Okay, okay,

944
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:32,000
Speaker 2: what vegetables? Oh wait, okay, sign not put a pin

945
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:32,279
Speaker 2: in that.

946
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:36,480
Speaker 1: There's a guy in Providence, Rhode Island that has a

947
00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:40,840
Speaker 1: duck named Donnie, and he's bringing Donnie the strip club.

948
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:44,520
Speaker 1: He's taking it to the park. He's it's it's it's

949
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:48,040
Speaker 1: in the hookah lounge. It's dancing. It's the Duck's name

950
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:49,200
Speaker 1: is Donnie duck dot.

951
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:52,560
Speaker 2: No, Donnie, it's just Donnie. I went down a rabbit hole.

952
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:53,960
Speaker 2: This duck is happening.

953
00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:57,879
Speaker 1: I think it's a duck hole. Oh and also, so

954
00:45:58,160 --> 00:46:00,440
Speaker 1: are you saying that you want a duck? Is it

955
00:46:00,520 --> 00:46:03,319
Speaker 1: mess to have a pet duck and then bring it

956
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:07,200
Speaker 1: to the club. He's got a chain, he's got a

957
00:46:08,239 --> 00:46:10,759
Speaker 1: Thing's got an anklet like it's I like.

958
00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:16,160
Speaker 2: He has an a lit ank lit Marie. I'm obsessed Donnie.

959
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:17,960
Speaker 1: First of all, I want to meet the doll. I

960
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,600
Speaker 1: want to meet the duck. And also I'm like, is

961
00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:23,839
Speaker 1: this guy his name is justin something? I'm like, do

962
00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:25,400
Speaker 1: you have do you have a girlfriend?

963
00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:26,120
Speaker 2: Like girl?

964
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:30,160
Speaker 1: The duck is his wife. No, dave have a girlfriend.

965
00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:32,000
Speaker 1: The duck is his white duck is his baby. The

966
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:35,200
Speaker 1: duck follows him or the duck ain't going nowhere. He's

967
00:46:35,239 --> 00:46:38,840
Speaker 1: treating that duck good. It's getting grasshoppers and it's getting

968
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:39,799
Speaker 1: grilled down.

969
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:43,319
Speaker 2: The duck has grills like it's crazy all do duck

970
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:46,439
Speaker 2: even have teeth? No? No, but dun teeth.

971
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:48,719
Speaker 1: Marie, you have to see the videos. I need you

972
00:46:48,719 --> 00:46:50,920
Speaker 1: guys to get online and look for don.

973
00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:51,560
Speaker 2: I watched the video.

974
00:46:51,719 --> 00:46:55,960
Speaker 1: Is it gonna dissuade me from eating duck at restaurants?

975
00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:57,919
Speaker 2: Do like duck?

976
00:46:58,120 --> 00:47:01,000
Speaker 1: No, we shouldn't be eating duck. I'm again said, that's mess.

977
00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:04,040
Speaker 1: That's mess because because you saw a duck in a

978
00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:06,880
Speaker 1: strip club was we shouldn't We shouldn't be eaten ducks.

979
00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:14,640
Speaker 2: We shouldn't be eaten lamb. Is that the duck? I think, yes, Donnie,

980
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:17,840
Speaker 2: he's so fucking cute, Marie.

981
00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:20,800
Speaker 1: If what can we can we get him on the pod?

982
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:26,399
Speaker 1: The don Donnie, We need the duck girl, the duck.

983
00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:28,200
Speaker 1: Would you guys have would it be okay if we

984
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:30,960
Speaker 1: had a duck on the pod and just talk about mess?

985
00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:35,120
Speaker 1: Ducks poop everywhere he's gonna have a little diaper on

986
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:37,839
Speaker 1: the ducks. But he did, he did have He went

987
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:39,839
Speaker 1: to the museum and he brought it and he had

988
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:40,880
Speaker 1: a he had a pairp.

989
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:46,160
Speaker 2: This guy, this guy is the guy is genius.

990
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:48,120
Speaker 1: He takes the duck to the strip club and the

991
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:52,040
Speaker 1: dancers are shaking ass on the duck, and then the

992
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:56,600
Speaker 1: duck is on the strippers ass like, what's what Instagram

993
00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:58,520
Speaker 1: or his TikTok, it's don.

994
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:01,640
Speaker 2: Dunky o A. It's so good.

995
00:48:02,239 --> 00:48:07,200
Speaker 1: I kind of like, can we get a mascot for mess?

996
00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:10,759
Speaker 1: And we need a mascot, Marie. We're over here, just

997
00:48:11,239 --> 00:48:14,120
Speaker 1: humans on this pod. We need to up the ante.

998
00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:15,800
Speaker 1: We need an animal that's.

999
00:48:15,719 --> 00:48:19,919
Speaker 2: Gross, that's not Gros're just humans up here. Gross. Can

1000
00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:22,920
Speaker 2: we get a guinea pig? I feel like guinea pigs smell?

1001
00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:25,920
Speaker 2: And you know what? We should get one cis But

1002
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:27,600
Speaker 2: you gotta it's gonna have to stay at your house.

1003
00:48:27,719 --> 00:48:30,160
Speaker 2: No can do we have space at heart for an

1004
00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:35,000
Speaker 2: animal from here? Oh the dog can't come. The dog

1005
00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:38,080
Speaker 2: can't come. Ship Oh my god, Yeah, I found the duck.

1006
00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:39,399
Speaker 2: Oh it's a black duck.

1007
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:42,839
Speaker 1: Yes, of course, when you said duck, I thought white duck.

1008
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:45,920
Speaker 1: I thought, no, I was not thinking white duck orange

1009
00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:48,960
Speaker 1: white cook is not for the streets. First of all,

1010
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:52,400
Speaker 1: they get dirty girl. They got a trench coat on

1011
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:55,520
Speaker 1: the duck. Yes, he's got he's got hoodies, he's got

1012
00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:56,080
Speaker 1: all type.

1013
00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:58,960
Speaker 2: He's got like the Celtics jersey on like the.

1014
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:03,000
Speaker 1: Duck is is is Sydney. You have to go to

1015
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:06,040
Speaker 1: bed earlier. There's no reason why you should be watching.

1016
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:09,200
Speaker 2: And I love it. Doug is wearing a jersey with

1017
00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:12,759
Speaker 2: sleeves but he has wings. I know, I love it.

1018
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:18,600
Speaker 2: I like, I have to meet Donnie. The armholes are

1019
00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:20,120
Speaker 2: just we have to. We have to.

1020
00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:22,200
Speaker 1: First of all, we have to get verified on Instagram,

1021
00:49:22,239 --> 00:49:25,279
Speaker 1: and then we have to slide in his DMS and say, hey,

1022
00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:27,880
Speaker 1: we would love if you're ever in New York with Donnie.

1023
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:29,719
Speaker 2: We would love to have you on the pod. Girl.

1024
00:49:29,719 --> 00:49:31,960
Speaker 1: Bringing a duck to a strip is dangerous because like

1025
00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:34,359
Speaker 1: what if the girls were like, oh my god, they

1026
00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:36,000
Speaker 1: freak out and they like, she kicks the dup.

1027
00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:36,920
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no no.

1028
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:40,520
Speaker 1: This this when I tell you this duck knows its

1029
00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:44,000
Speaker 1: way around town and knows how to act like and

1030
00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:46,560
Speaker 1: everybody picks it up and it's just like chilling.

1031
00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:47,440
Speaker 2: And I looked.

1032
00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:50,360
Speaker 1: I said, how do you know if a duck is happy,

1033
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:54,239
Speaker 1: it's shaking its butt. It's like quacking, you know, if

1034
00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:56,640
Speaker 1: a duck is happy is a crazy?

1035
00:49:56,640 --> 00:49:57,640
Speaker 2: Why? Why?

1036
00:49:58,120 --> 00:49:58,359
Speaker 1: Why?

1037
00:49:58,560 --> 00:49:59,759
Speaker 2: Girl? What do you mean?

1038
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:02,400
Speaker 1: I know you goot other things to do with you?

1039
00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:04,879
Speaker 1: But this is what's bringing me joy right now?

1040
00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:09,960
Speaker 2: And is it mess? Absolutely? But but is it? Is

1041
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:11,960
Speaker 2: it making me sleep a little bit better at night?

1042
00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:14,040
Speaker 2: It is? Well, I'm not really sleeping at night because

1043
00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:18,680
Speaker 2: I'm watching I'm watching this, but I'm so happy. We Becca,

1044
00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:25,000
Speaker 2: you have to book Donnie. You have to. It's imperative, Marie.

1045
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:27,360
Speaker 1: If Donnie comes to the building, what's the first question?

1046
00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:30,640
Speaker 1: Am I talking to the duck or the man? You're

1047
00:50:30,719 --> 00:50:33,400
Speaker 1: talking to the duck. I'm gonna be like, do you

1048
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:34,600
Speaker 1: have any other friends?

1049
00:50:35,239 --> 00:50:37,480
Speaker 2: He doesn't. Well, oh, there's a video.

1050
00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:40,840
Speaker 1: I think the guy got like a little chick, like

1051
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:43,239
Speaker 1: a little chicky and brought it in and the duck

1052
00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:45,160
Speaker 1: kind of attacked it.

1053
00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:47,759
Speaker 2: The duck said get out of here because Mike.

1054
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:52,359
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, Marie, wait, I have another one. Fuck, I

1055
00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:56,760
Speaker 1: just missed it because my phone is over there. But shoot,

1056
00:50:56,840 --> 00:50:58,719
Speaker 1: I had another I had another mess for you. Am

1057
00:50:58,719 --> 00:50:59,480
Speaker 1: I scaring you?

1058
00:50:59,520 --> 00:50:59,719
Speaker 2: No?

1059
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,719
Speaker 1: Okay, because because you know I would like to bring

1060
00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:06,440
Speaker 1: this back. I brought up our episode with Daniel Perez.

1061
00:51:07,080 --> 00:51:10,600
Speaker 1: We were being very like, just normal, and I took

1062
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:12,320
Speaker 1: it left with the anal thing, and I want to

1063
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:19,080
Speaker 1: come back and apologize. I want to apologize to everybody.

1064
00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:22,640
Speaker 1: You know, we posted in the dump like I need

1065
00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:26,560
Speaker 1: to be normaler. That's me. I'll say stuff and I'm like, fuck,

1066
00:51:26,719 --> 00:51:27,879
Speaker 1: why did I take it this far?

1067
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:29,839
Speaker 2: Yeah? And yet you do.

1068
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:33,440
Speaker 1: And that's why people like you, Sydney. No sis, you

1069
00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:34,359
Speaker 1: know what's taking it too far?

1070
00:51:34,719 --> 00:51:37,839
Speaker 2: Putting a chain on a duck and bringing the duck

1071
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:38,400
Speaker 2: to the club.

1072
00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:42,040
Speaker 1: No, I think that's genius, and I think more ducks

1073
00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:44,680
Speaker 1: the duck. If the duck wanted to leave, it would

1074
00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:48,560
Speaker 1: leave him hews him everywhere. Ducks follow First of all,

1075
00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:51,239
Speaker 1: if he's had the ducks into it was a duck ling.

1076
00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:53,040
Speaker 2: Do you see They follow.

1077
00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:56,360
Speaker 1: Their mom everywhere the mom goes, So he's like imprinted

1078
00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:56,680
Speaker 1: on him.

1079
00:51:56,680 --> 00:52:02,520
Speaker 2: That duck's not going anywhere. You my mom? WHOA, Wow.

1080
00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:07,640
Speaker 2: I need to be more normal, That's what I'm saying.

1081
00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:10,040
Speaker 2: This is the stuff that I say. Lol, thank you,

1082
00:52:10,239 --> 00:52:10,759
Speaker 2: thank you for that.

1083
00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:30,600
Speaker 1: You know, I was thinking about you the other day, Oh,

1084
00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:32,840
Speaker 1: because I what do you think about me? Marie?

1085
00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:33,520
Speaker 2: Yesterday?

1086
00:52:33,640 --> 00:52:36,080
Speaker 1: Okay, I got home and there was like a tote

1087
00:52:36,160 --> 00:52:39,480
Speaker 1: bag that I had to shut in the door. And

1088
00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:41,640
Speaker 1: I was like, yo, remember when Sindny tried to save

1089
00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:46,160
Speaker 1: that mouse and she and you closed the door on

1090
00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:47,200
Speaker 1: the rat's leg?

1091
00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:51,480
Speaker 2: Or Marie, why would you bring that up here? This mess?

1092
00:52:51,719 --> 00:52:54,120
Speaker 2: This is mess, this mess, Marie. Mess.

1093
00:52:54,239 --> 00:52:57,440
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, hold on, let's let's ask the people.

1094
00:52:58,040 --> 00:53:02,160
Speaker 1: Is this mess or living? I see a mouse trying

1095
00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:05,400
Speaker 1: to get into a building, right and it looks like

1096
00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:09,799
Speaker 1: I was like, maybe maybe it nobody, maybe he lives there,

1097
00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:13,440
Speaker 1: but he's trying to get in. So I see him

1098
00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:15,840
Speaker 1: move and I said, if this is my building, I

1099
00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:18,080
Speaker 1: would want somebody close this door so this mouse doesn't

1100
00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:18,399
Speaker 1: go in.

1101
00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:22,359
Speaker 2: I closed the door. Mouse is still there.

1102
00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:25,520
Speaker 1: I said, all right, buddy, come on, you gotta because

1103
00:53:25,520 --> 00:53:27,360
Speaker 1: it wasn't it wasn't a rat.

1104
00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:29,760
Speaker 2: It was like a field mouse. I've seen these before,

1105
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:31,959
Speaker 2: so the tiny like a little baby mouse, a little

1106
00:53:31,960 --> 00:53:32,520
Speaker 2: baby mouse.

1107
00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:35,360
Speaker 1: So I said, come on, buddy, you gotta like you

1108
00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:40,000
Speaker 1: gotta go. So then I like move it with my foot.

1109
00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:42,640
Speaker 1: Its foot is stuck underneath the door.

1110
00:53:43,160 --> 00:53:47,439
Speaker 2: A is this mess or living? Well, it's not living

1111
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:53,160
Speaker 2: for the mouse? And where were you walking there? You

1112
00:53:53,160 --> 00:53:55,040
Speaker 2: were like, what's that? All the way over there? That

1113
00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:57,560
Speaker 2: tiny fussy thing moving? Let me go, let me go

1114
00:53:57,680 --> 00:53:58,160
Speaker 2: help it.

1115
00:53:58,239 --> 00:54:01,680
Speaker 1: I was going to drop it, kicked it into the

1116
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:03,240
Speaker 1: building and then kick.

1117
00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:06,000
Speaker 2: I would never kick it into the belting. You chopped

1118
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:09,960
Speaker 2: his foot? I did not, But then I was like

1119
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:12,000
Speaker 2: what do I do? So then I call a friend.

1120
00:54:12,239 --> 00:54:14,239
Speaker 1: I call it designated white because I was like, white

1121
00:54:14,239 --> 00:54:17,160
Speaker 1: people know what to do. I called Mary Beth and

1122
00:54:17,719 --> 00:54:19,240
Speaker 1: I had her on FaceTime and I said.

1123
00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:21,440
Speaker 2: Look what's going on. She's like, what you call me?

1124
00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:24,759
Speaker 2: I said, they're white, They're right, and you know what

1125
00:54:24,840 --> 00:54:25,120
Speaker 2: to do.

1126
00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:27,840
Speaker 1: And she's like she's like, I guess this is like

1127
00:54:28,600 --> 00:54:32,799
Speaker 1: uh natural selection, Like the mouse shouldn't have been by

1128
00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:33,200
Speaker 1: the door.

1129
00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:36,800
Speaker 2: Believe yeah, that said, Marybeth is a good white. I

1130
00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:39,359
Speaker 2: said no, I said, I feel terrible. What do I do?

1131
00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:43,040
Speaker 1: So then I'm buzzing the doors to get the mouse.

1132
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:45,919
Speaker 1: I was like, I gotta let this door go. Did

1133
00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:47,040
Speaker 1: anybody ever open the door?

1134
00:54:47,440 --> 00:54:53,719
Speaker 2: They did? He was like, Domino, who is it? Domino?

1135
00:54:55,280 --> 00:55:00,760
Speaker 1: I opened the door, mouse went in leg literally dragging

1136
00:55:01,239 --> 00:55:04,200
Speaker 1: behind it. But I said, he obviously lives here. This

1137
00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:07,680
Speaker 1: is my fault for getting involved, Sydney. You have to

1138
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:11,359
Speaker 1: leave these woodland creatures alone. First of all, you are

1139
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:12,000
Speaker 1: not snow why.

1140
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:14,720
Speaker 2: I feel like I could talk to them sometimes, girl,

1141
00:55:15,040 --> 00:55:17,359
Speaker 2: I do you can all animals.

1142
00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:20,719
Speaker 1: I feel like there's something that there's a vibe that

1143
00:55:20,760 --> 00:55:24,879
Speaker 1: goes on. Animals cling to me. Kids and animals. They

1144
00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:27,840
Speaker 1: really just out of nowhere. I could just be minding

1145
00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:30,919
Speaker 1: my business. They're attracted to me. They come to me. Ah,

1146
00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:34,120
Speaker 1: you say that, but I see you in these animals

1147
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:37,799
Speaker 1: faces more than anything. He likes me, She likes me.

1148
00:55:37,880 --> 00:55:39,439
Speaker 1: And I'm like saying, you have to leave that dog

1149
00:55:39,719 --> 00:55:40,719
Speaker 1: in the little vest.

1150
00:55:40,520 --> 00:55:43,160
Speaker 2: Alone, Marie. When we were in when I was.

1151
00:55:43,080 --> 00:55:44,680
Speaker 1: In Morocco, when I fell off that camel, did the

1152
00:55:44,719 --> 00:55:46,320
Speaker 1: camel talk to you.

1153
00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:50,080
Speaker 2: The camels the camel that my camel connected with me?

1154
00:55:50,200 --> 00:55:53,000
Speaker 2: Did you were not connecting?

1155
00:55:53,080 --> 00:55:55,120
Speaker 1: You were not connecting with your You were calling your

1156
00:55:55,160 --> 00:55:56,720
Speaker 1: camel little Wayne and like.

1157
00:55:56,840 --> 00:55:59,800
Speaker 2: Being mean to it. We're not my camel because he

1158
00:55:59,880 --> 00:56:01,120
Speaker 2: was dark skin. Girl.

1159
00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:12,040
Speaker 1: We there, baby, girl, I connected with the ground. Sidney,

1160
00:56:12,080 --> 00:56:12,760
Speaker 1: you are a menace?

1161
00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:13,800
Speaker 2: Messy?

1162
00:56:13,840 --> 00:56:17,640
Speaker 1: Are living Sydney? Is Sydney's being? Is it mess are

1163
00:56:17,719 --> 00:56:18,200
Speaker 1: living me?

1164
00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:22,560
Speaker 2: Just my existence? Well, let's unpack right, Yeah.

1165
00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:27,680
Speaker 1: You uh, born in Harlem, Yes, raised in Oakland, burned

1166
00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:28,760
Speaker 1: a house down in Oakland?

1167
00:56:29,080 --> 00:56:32,120
Speaker 2: Is that messy or just living? Yes? Kind of living.

1168
00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:35,719
Speaker 1: Nobody died, nobody died. Well they're all dead, but not

1169
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:38,800
Speaker 1: because of the fire. Not because of the fire. Okay,

1170
00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:42,000
Speaker 1: so messy. Yes, then you come back here, yes, and

1171
00:56:42,480 --> 00:56:47,360
Speaker 1: you you know, you have an interesting high school experience.

1172
00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:50,279
Speaker 1: You were just trying to make it the rule, right, yeah,

1173
00:56:50,880 --> 00:56:54,280
Speaker 1: just living. Then you become a bottle girl. Yes, okay,

1174
00:56:54,520 --> 00:56:57,160
Speaker 1: is that wasn't messy. I mean there was messy moments,

1175
00:56:57,600 --> 00:57:01,200
Speaker 1: but you was just living. They get your boom done living.

1176
00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:04,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a mix, it's a healthy mix of No.

1177
00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:07,960
Speaker 1: The boobs was messed because I got my boobs like discounted,

1178
00:57:08,160 --> 00:57:11,000
Speaker 1: and oh yeah I wasn't. I didn't pay all the hoody,

1179
00:57:11,600 --> 00:57:13,360
Speaker 1: I didn't pay it all up front.

1180
00:57:13,520 --> 00:57:16,680
Speaker 2: So yeah, it was they repoled your boob. No, they

1181
00:57:16,720 --> 00:57:20,160
Speaker 2: did not. They got it klarna. I do not.

1182
00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:22,920
Speaker 1: It was not klarna, but I did. I did drop

1183
00:57:22,960 --> 00:57:25,120
Speaker 1: half of it off and then the other half So

1184
00:57:25,160 --> 00:57:28,720
Speaker 1: did you have one implant in out of town, Marie?

1185
00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:30,320
Speaker 2: I need you to be serious. A big boom, but

1186
00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:33,880
Speaker 2: a small boob. No, they were all the right size. Okay, yeah,

1187
00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:34,640
Speaker 2: don't do that.

1188
00:57:34,720 --> 00:57:38,000
Speaker 1: Okay, so no, but I think if you do get boobs,

1189
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:40,160
Speaker 1: you should have the money all together. You should not

1190
00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:42,920
Speaker 1: do it in install installments because you think they do

1191
00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:46,240
Speaker 1: a worse job. They're like, well, if you ain't got

1192
00:57:46,280 --> 00:57:47,880
Speaker 1: all the money, so why should we give you all

1193
00:57:47,920 --> 00:57:54,640
Speaker 1: the titty. Oh also all the anesthesia? Yeah, all the stuff. Yeah, anyway, whatever.

1194
00:57:54,760 --> 00:57:57,080
Speaker 1: Now you do comedy and you have your own place,

1195
00:57:57,200 --> 00:58:00,240
Speaker 1: and you have a closet full of stuff that I've

1196
00:58:00,280 --> 00:58:00,920
Speaker 1: never seen.

1197
00:58:01,840 --> 00:58:04,080
Speaker 2: But you have always saying I'm wearing the same clothes.

1198
00:58:04,120 --> 00:58:06,440
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, you said you are a hoarder.

1199
00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:08,800
Speaker 1: You have bags and bags of stuff. I don't see

1200
00:58:08,840 --> 00:58:10,440
Speaker 1: the bags of stuff when I go to come. Should

1201
00:58:10,440 --> 00:58:12,520
Speaker 1: I take a picture of this and post it? It

1202
00:58:12,640 --> 00:58:15,000
Speaker 1: might be too scary, it's too scary.

1203
00:58:15,120 --> 00:58:17,200
Speaker 2: Yet what does it look? Send me a picture and

1204
00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:19,520
Speaker 2: I'll tell you if you should post it. Okay, let's

1205
00:58:19,560 --> 00:58:24,160
Speaker 2: do that. You post it? Yeah you would because you're

1206
00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:26,800
Speaker 2: not a mess. But you're messy.

1207
00:58:27,480 --> 00:58:31,400
Speaker 1: I'm definitely messy. Yeah, and I love mess. And there's

1208
00:58:31,480 --> 00:58:33,440
Speaker 1: no greater business than somebody else's business.

1209
00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:36,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why people flock to you, because you're not

1210
00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:38,920
Speaker 2: You're not the mess. You're the curator.

1211
00:58:39,440 --> 00:58:44,160
Speaker 1: You're the liaison of mess, right, and yet people flock

1212
00:58:44,240 --> 00:58:47,200
Speaker 1: to you and leave their mess at your front door.

1213
00:58:47,760 --> 00:58:52,280
Speaker 1: They do, So you are the curator of mess. No, no, no, no,

1214
00:58:52,480 --> 00:58:58,440
Speaker 1: you are the the mess confidante. Should we get shirts?

1215
00:58:58,520 --> 00:59:00,880
Speaker 2: We gotta start doing this, merch man. Ye'll write this down.

1216
00:59:00,960 --> 00:59:02,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you're watching, you're listening to the podcast right now,

1217
00:59:02,920 --> 00:59:04,520
Speaker 1: write all these things down that we're saying and then

1218
00:59:04,600 --> 00:59:06,400
Speaker 1: send it to us. Yes, can you and can you

1219
00:59:06,480 --> 00:59:10,080
Speaker 1: guys do more reviews? We need more reviews. We need

1220
00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:12,040
Speaker 1: more crazy dms.

1221
00:59:12,240 --> 00:59:15,120
Speaker 2: We have some too. Shall we read up? Should we

1222
00:59:15,160 --> 00:59:22,040
Speaker 2: read some? Yes? Oh okay, I'm gonna read this one. Great. Yes,

1223
00:59:22,880 --> 00:59:24,560
Speaker 2: I love your podcast.

1224
00:59:24,680 --> 00:59:26,240
Speaker 1: I just found it a few weeks ago and have

1225
00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:29,680
Speaker 1: been obsessed. This week's episode was hilarious. Anyway, I'm a

1226
00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:32,240
Speaker 1: messy bitch, so I figured i'll send you my current

1227
00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:33,200
Speaker 1: dilemma to.

1228
00:59:33,280 --> 00:59:36,800
Speaker 2: Get y'all's input. Ready, Yeah, is it mess?

1229
00:59:37,120 --> 00:59:40,000
Speaker 1: Or is it living to miss my friend's birthday party

1230
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:42,320
Speaker 1: the night before my birthday party to have a threesome.

1231
00:59:43,200 --> 00:59:45,160
Speaker 2: We're good friends, but not best friends.

1232
00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:48,240
Speaker 1: Her party is Friday and mine's Saturday, and tons of

1233
00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:51,160
Speaker 1: people from her party, including her, will be at mine.

1234
00:59:51,600 --> 00:59:52,280
Speaker 2: Some background.

1235
00:59:52,560 --> 00:59:54,320
Speaker 1: The past year, my boyfriend and I have had a

1236
00:59:54,400 --> 00:59:57,560
Speaker 1: lot of threesomes group sex with close friends or people

1237
00:59:57,560 --> 01:00:00,360
Speaker 1: who became close friends afterwards. It's been super fun, though

1238
01:00:00,560 --> 01:00:02,800
Speaker 1: after a while, I began getting a little too jealous

1239
01:00:02,840 --> 01:00:05,800
Speaker 1: possessive because we've hooked up with women way more often

1240
01:00:05,840 --> 01:00:09,040
Speaker 1: than men. He strayed on pan I'm a pan sexual woman,

1241
01:00:09,400 --> 01:00:13,520
Speaker 1: so it makes sense, but why? But still, We've decided

1242
01:00:13,760 --> 01:00:17,000
Speaker 1: to take a break from slutting around so much to

1243
01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:20,360
Speaker 1: give me a break from compartmentalizing my jealousy, and my

1244
01:00:20,440 --> 01:00:22,280
Speaker 1: boyfriend has been so supportive.

1245
01:00:22,280 --> 01:00:24,240
Speaker 2: Of course, he has girls. He's trying to have another threesome.

1246
01:00:26,960 --> 01:00:31,000
Speaker 1: However, there's this guy we became great friends with from

1247
01:00:31,080 --> 01:00:34,360
Speaker 1: one of our orgies last year who lives over four

1248
01:00:34,400 --> 01:00:36,120
Speaker 1: hours away, and he's.

1249
01:00:35,960 --> 01:00:39,400
Speaker 2: Become one of my best friends. Girl not possible.

1250
01:00:40,240 --> 01:00:42,400
Speaker 1: We talk on the phone a lot, and my boyfriend

1251
01:00:42,480 --> 01:00:46,080
Speaker 1: supports us having one more threesome with him so I

1252
01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:48,680
Speaker 1: can have another experience with a guy and because it

1253
01:00:48,840 --> 01:00:52,320
Speaker 1: sounds super hot, This guy friend is driving down for

1254
01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:54,840
Speaker 1: my birthday party, and I was hoping to hook up

1255
01:00:54,880 --> 01:00:57,480
Speaker 1: with him and my boyfriend the Friday night before my party,

1256
01:00:57,880 --> 01:00:59,560
Speaker 1: but now I just got invited to my friend's birthday

1257
01:00:59,560 --> 01:01:02,280
Speaker 1: party that night. I kind of wanted to keep the

1258
01:01:02,360 --> 01:01:05,600
Speaker 1: threesome private from some of my girl best friends at

1259
01:01:05,680 --> 01:01:07,240
Speaker 1: least for a while, so it doesn't change the group

1260
01:01:07,320 --> 01:01:11,160
Speaker 1: dynamic since he's friends with them too, and we will

1261
01:01:11,200 --> 01:01:13,160
Speaker 1: see them the next day at my party. But they're

1262
01:01:13,200 --> 01:01:15,760
Speaker 1: gonna wonder why I'm not at our other friend's birthday party?

1263
01:01:16,120 --> 01:01:18,200
Speaker 1: Is it mess or living for me to miss the party?

1264
01:01:18,560 --> 01:01:20,840
Speaker 1: To be double dicked down?

1265
01:01:22,480 --> 01:01:24,640
Speaker 2: Sister? Why can't you just get it on your birthday?

1266
01:01:25,480 --> 01:01:27,200
Speaker 2: Why can't the threeesome happen on your birthday?

1267
01:01:27,720 --> 01:01:27,880
Speaker 1: Right?

1268
01:01:28,240 --> 01:01:29,520
Speaker 2: Why does it have to be Friday?

1269
01:01:30,080 --> 01:01:33,360
Speaker 1: Right? Is it? Like? Is it solidified in the Google

1270
01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:37,360
Speaker 1: cow like you can't you can always edit a Google invite, you.

1271
01:01:37,400 --> 01:01:41,040
Speaker 2: Can't go off the books. Yeah, I don't know.

1272
01:01:41,360 --> 01:01:44,520
Speaker 1: That's like, that's odd, because wouldn't you want the threesome

1273
01:01:44,680 --> 01:01:48,360
Speaker 1: on your actual birthday, like after your party having fun?

1274
01:01:48,720 --> 01:01:50,280
Speaker 1: She just don't want to go to her friend's party.

1275
01:01:50,360 --> 01:01:52,720
Speaker 1: She said, they're not really yes, she really just don't

1276
01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:54,320
Speaker 1: just stand on assis. You don't want to go to

1277
01:01:54,480 --> 01:01:56,560
Speaker 1: the party, and that's okay, that's all right.

1278
01:01:56,680 --> 01:01:59,000
Speaker 2: You don't need to go to that person's part.

1279
01:01:59,160 --> 01:02:01,160
Speaker 1: We need to I'm going to places that we don't

1280
01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:04,080
Speaker 1: want to go because then you're bringing bad vibes masty.

1281
01:02:04,440 --> 01:02:09,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I think threesomes take time, right, and is

1282
01:02:09,080 --> 01:02:10,840
Speaker 2: that energy? Yes?

1283
01:02:11,080 --> 01:02:12,840
Speaker 1: I think it's a it's like a it's a whole

1284
01:02:13,200 --> 01:02:17,280
Speaker 1: after it's an evening. I'm pretty sure a threesome starts

1285
01:02:17,280 --> 01:02:21,360
Speaker 1: at midnight and goes to four or five. Is that so? Oh?

1286
01:02:21,520 --> 01:02:28,200
Speaker 1: I think I gotta check my Google calendar. I just

1287
01:02:28,280 --> 01:02:31,600
Speaker 1: feel like it's you know, you won't like rounds and stuff.

1288
01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:34,560
Speaker 2: I'm talking from the perspective of these people.

1289
01:02:34,640 --> 01:02:37,440
Speaker 1: He's driving down four hours, so he's expected to have

1290
01:02:37,480 --> 01:02:40,560
Speaker 1: sex for at least four hours, Right, maybe after your birthday,

1291
01:02:40,600 --> 01:02:41,360
Speaker 1: she's gonna be tired.

1292
01:02:42,040 --> 01:02:44,320
Speaker 2: I'm so disconnected from threesomes.

1293
01:02:44,520 --> 01:02:51,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, what if Queen Latifa and Megda and Megan Okay,

1294
01:02:51,840 --> 01:02:58,120
Speaker 1: Queen h I can't think of it. No, no, just Queen, Queen,

1295
01:02:59,320 --> 01:03:01,880
Speaker 1: Queen and I need a second person for you.

1296
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:05,160
Speaker 2: Honestly, I just want to talk to her. And you

1297
01:03:05,240 --> 01:03:10,680
Speaker 2: know what, that's gay, that's living, that's lesbian. I'm like, so,

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Speaker 2: how did you how did you just? How do you

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01:03:12,880 --> 01:03:14,640
Speaker 2: keep your hair done all the time? And it's never

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01:03:14,720 --> 01:03:16,520
Speaker 2: not I would not ask her that, but I'm like,

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Speaker 2: how did you? Just like, like, mind your business, not

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01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:21,880
Speaker 2: be any no drama, Like how do you do it?

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01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:24,320
Speaker 2: I think you just go home after work and don't

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01:03:24,360 --> 01:03:27,000
Speaker 2: come back outside. No, that's not true. And she's been

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Speaker 2: doing this for so long.

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Speaker 1: It's so like, Wow, if I could do it all

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01:03:31,040 --> 01:03:33,040
Speaker 1: over again, I would. I would like, what would you

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01:03:33,080 --> 01:03:33,520
Speaker 1: do differently?

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01:03:33,640 --> 01:03:35,480
Speaker 2: I would? I would have a queen's life.

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01:03:36,840 --> 01:03:40,400
Speaker 1: That sound like that sound like cookie Lions from Empires.

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01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:44,120
Speaker 1: I said that I would have a queen's life. Thank you, Sidney.

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Speaker 1: So you're saying due the threesome the day of her party,

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01:03:49,240 --> 01:03:51,640
Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel like you can do it

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01:03:51,920 --> 01:03:53,640
Speaker 1: the day of the party as well. But if you

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01:03:53,640 --> 01:03:55,439
Speaker 1: don't want to go to your friend's birthday, just don't

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Speaker 1: go messy.

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Speaker 2: Oh that is mess. Stop saying yes. Saying yes is mess.

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01:04:02,760 --> 01:04:06,520
Speaker 2: Saying yes is mess. Saying yes is mess because who

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01:04:06,640 --> 01:04:07,640
Speaker 2: is it really serving?

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Speaker 1: Because at the end of the day, right after a

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01:04:10,040 --> 01:04:13,440
Speaker 1: certain age, we want people to come. But it's like,

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01:04:13,480 --> 01:04:15,960
Speaker 1: if you don't make it, it's isis like in my

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01:04:16,120 --> 01:04:18,400
Speaker 1: early twenties, I'll be like, I can't believe you don't

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01:04:18,520 --> 01:04:20,960
Speaker 1: make it. But if you are not really my best friend,

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01:04:21,040 --> 01:04:23,720
Speaker 1: like my in rotation, like people I see on a

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01:04:23,800 --> 01:04:25,920
Speaker 1: regular coming to mind, and even then it's like you

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01:04:25,960 --> 01:04:26,360
Speaker 1: can't make it.

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01:04:26,440 --> 01:04:26,920
Speaker 2: You can make it.

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01:04:27,040 --> 01:04:30,160
Speaker 1: It happens, you know, like listen, it's your birthday weekend two,

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01:04:30,360 --> 01:04:33,240
Speaker 1: so just make you have planned you celebrate your birthday

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01:04:33,280 --> 01:04:35,400
Speaker 1: that whole weekend. How rude of her to be birth

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01:04:35,520 --> 01:04:38,800
Speaker 1: right before you rude? But also your party was planned

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01:04:38,800 --> 01:04:40,760
Speaker 1: first and then you got the invite for her thing later.

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01:04:41,040 --> 01:04:45,200
Speaker 1: So say you're out of town sucking with your rounds,

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01:04:46,600 --> 01:04:48,200
Speaker 1: you actually something came up.

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01:04:48,240 --> 01:04:50,280
Speaker 2: I can't make it. That's it. Hey, something came up.

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Speaker 1: Two dicks, two dicks, one oo che Anyway, happy birthday girl, Yeah,

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01:05:00,560 --> 01:05:03,080
Speaker 1: I hope you do what you do it best for you.

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01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:07,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, should read another one? Yeah? Yeah,

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01:05:08,160 --> 01:05:10,280
Speaker 2: m hm, should I read one of the ones from

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01:05:10,360 --> 01:05:14,320
Speaker 2: the Oh? Maybe I should read it from the chat? Yeah?

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01:05:15,600 --> 01:05:20,720
Speaker 2: Holds one me? Yeah, I mean Sidney you've never been

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01:05:20,760 --> 01:05:23,919
Speaker 2: in a threesome. Oh yeah, Oh it was not good.

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01:05:24,960 --> 01:05:25,800
Speaker 2: It was not good.

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01:05:25,880 --> 01:05:27,760
Speaker 1: It was not It was like I didn't I didn't

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01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:31,200
Speaker 1: really want that guy, so it was like he's just there,

1347
01:05:31,400 --> 01:05:35,000
Speaker 1: but he definitely got jealous. And then we tried to

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01:05:35,080 --> 01:05:37,280
Speaker 1: do it in the back of a car. That was

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01:05:37,480 --> 01:05:41,440
Speaker 1: just yeah, in the back of a threesome in the

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01:05:41,640 --> 01:05:44,280
Speaker 1: back of the car. You already you already in a car?

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01:05:44,920 --> 01:05:46,160
Speaker 2: Was it uper Excel size?

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01:05:46,480 --> 01:05:49,120
Speaker 1: No, it was. It was like a personal car, but

1353
01:05:49,240 --> 01:05:51,840
Speaker 1: I can't remember, like a camera. Maybe it was a Mazda.

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01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:56,280
Speaker 2: I can from Masday. They were from New Jersey.

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01:05:56,440 --> 01:05:58,800
Speaker 1: Whatever, you try to have a three someome in a

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01:05:58,840 --> 01:06:05,480
Speaker 1: car with Jersey plates. Mess absolute, I'm not proud of

1357
01:06:05,560 --> 01:06:09,920
Speaker 1: that one. Messer living. My friend, let's call her Clover,

1358
01:06:10,320 --> 01:06:14,440
Speaker 1: is gorgeous, smart, talented and killing it career wise right now,

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01:06:14,840 --> 01:06:18,400
Speaker 1: and yet she's dating a dusty, unemployed bum who doesn't

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01:06:18,400 --> 01:06:20,920
Speaker 1: even have the decency to look hot to make up

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01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:23,400
Speaker 1: for it. Hey, guys, you have to stop sending us

1362
01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:26,240
Speaker 1: this sad, sad mess I don't want to hear about

1363
01:06:26,320 --> 01:06:28,600
Speaker 1: no more women dating bad dude.

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01:06:28,640 --> 01:06:30,880
Speaker 2: We've actually been talking about it is we really have

1365
01:06:31,040 --> 01:06:34,640
Speaker 2: to shut it down. I just do better.

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01:06:35,440 --> 01:06:39,680
Speaker 1: Uh okay, and this is just an educated guest. But

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01:06:39,880 --> 01:06:43,120
Speaker 1: he isn't laying down good pipe either. My friends and

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01:06:43,200 --> 01:06:47,120
Speaker 1: I all wondered why Clover is with him. We recently

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01:06:47,280 --> 01:06:49,760
Speaker 1: learned that she met him when she was sixteen and

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01:06:49,920 --> 01:06:53,520
Speaker 1: he was twenty nine.

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01:06:54,080 --> 01:06:58,960
Speaker 2: Man, suluse squee grab hands and where is he? Where

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01:06:59,280 --> 01:07:01,600
Speaker 2: is he? Here is? Get him on the line? Ill?

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01:07:02,320 --> 01:07:05,600
Speaker 2: Is this considered grooming even though they both now full

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01:07:06,520 --> 01:07:07,160
Speaker 2: grown adults.

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01:07:07,280 --> 01:07:10,360
Speaker 1: Yes, it was grooming. It was grooming and didn't start

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01:07:10,440 --> 01:07:11,600
Speaker 1: dating until two years ago.

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01:07:12,960 --> 01:07:13,400
Speaker 2: I don't know.

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01:07:13,960 --> 01:07:18,240
Speaker 1: It just hell either way, it is icky. Ultimately, Clover

1379
01:07:18,480 --> 01:07:20,680
Speaker 1: is an adult and can make her own choices. But

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01:07:21,200 --> 01:07:23,640
Speaker 1: it just makes me sad to see hot, talented women

1381
01:07:23,760 --> 01:07:27,640
Speaker 1: date these poor cryptkeepers. It is the only option, just

1382
01:07:27,720 --> 01:07:29,440
Speaker 1: to watch her waste her time with him.

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01:07:30,120 --> 01:07:32,560
Speaker 2: Call the cops. Call the cops.

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01:07:32,600 --> 01:07:34,440
Speaker 1: I don't know what the statute of limitations in the

1385
01:07:34,480 --> 01:07:36,560
Speaker 1: state that you live in, but call the cops.

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01:07:36,600 --> 01:07:36,960
Speaker 2: I don't know.

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01:07:37,120 --> 01:07:39,640
Speaker 1: You might have to be like the lapd and plant

1388
01:07:39,720 --> 01:07:41,680
Speaker 1: something girl planted.

1389
01:07:41,680 --> 01:07:42,840
Speaker 2: Get a case. I don't know.

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01:07:42,960 --> 01:07:46,760
Speaker 1: I just feel like he's walking around like all loose,

1391
01:07:46,920 --> 01:07:49,760
Speaker 1: but he's there's something behind him. I'm sure he's fucked up.

1392
01:07:49,760 --> 01:07:52,960
Speaker 1: I'm sure he does something wrong. He's unemployed, and how

1393
01:07:53,040 --> 01:07:54,200
Speaker 1: you unemployed and grooming?

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01:07:54,440 --> 01:07:55,280
Speaker 2: Well, you have the time.

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01:07:55,880 --> 01:07:58,680
Speaker 1: Wait. Holdana says they started dating two years ago. So

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01:07:58,880 --> 01:08:01,479
Speaker 1: is she eighteen and he Thirtyugh?

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01:08:01,880 --> 01:08:03,440
Speaker 2: I don't know. This is bad.

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01:08:03,960 --> 01:08:07,000
Speaker 1: Honestly, y'all got to send that to Olivia Benson, that

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01:08:07,240 --> 01:08:09,040
Speaker 1: this was that was that was too much for me.

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01:08:09,360 --> 01:08:10,720
Speaker 2: I can't. I can't handle that.

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01:08:10,960 --> 01:08:14,000
Speaker 1: But I will say, you know, if you're a young

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01:08:14,200 --> 01:08:18,040
Speaker 1: girl and there's an older dude dating you're really young, friend,

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01:08:18,120 --> 01:08:21,040
Speaker 1: that's like seventeen eighteen, we need to we need to

1404
01:08:21,080 --> 01:08:23,439
Speaker 1: tell an adult. Gotta tell an adult because that that's

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01:08:24,320 --> 01:08:24,719
Speaker 1: I can't.

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01:08:25,479 --> 01:08:26,840
Speaker 2: I feel bad like that.

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01:08:27,560 --> 01:08:27,600
Speaker 1: Ugh.

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01:08:27,920 --> 01:08:30,760
Speaker 2: I couldn't sleep at night knowing that a grown ass

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01:08:30,920 --> 01:08:35,000
Speaker 2: man is with a young girl. It's gross. It's got

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01:08:35,040 --> 01:08:38,960
Speaker 2: to be gross. I mean, the girls are dating convicts

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01:08:39,040 --> 01:08:45,040
Speaker 2: and the men are dating children. It's nasty. Dating is

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01:08:46,360 --> 01:08:47,840
Speaker 2: what it is. But it don't need to be that.

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01:08:48,080 --> 01:08:48,560
Speaker 2: It does not.

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01:08:49,080 --> 01:08:51,639
Speaker 1: It's just if somebody can describe your boo as dusty,

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01:08:52,880 --> 01:08:56,760
Speaker 1: you doing it wrong, well as somebody who once was

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01:08:57,040 --> 01:08:59,920
Speaker 1: I don't want to say I was dusty but I

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01:09:00,160 --> 01:09:00,479
Speaker 1: say I.

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01:09:00,479 --> 01:09:05,759
Speaker 2: Would have a layer of dust. No, like a dust essence,

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01:09:06,160 --> 01:09:08,240
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying, a dust glade, a glade

1420
01:09:08,400 --> 01:09:09,320
Speaker 2: like a glaze of dust.

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01:09:09,520 --> 01:09:12,120
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, I had a glaze of dust in my time,

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01:09:12,560 --> 01:09:14,400
Speaker 1: and you know, people got to work through it. But

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01:09:15,479 --> 01:09:17,120
Speaker 1: when she was asking me, should I just sit back

1424
01:09:17,160 --> 01:09:20,360
Speaker 1: and watch other than if it's not somebody like an

1425
01:09:20,439 --> 01:09:23,400
Speaker 1: age thing, if your friend is with like a bum

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01:09:23,680 --> 01:09:26,120
Speaker 1: or a weirdo or somebody you don't approve, it is

1427
01:09:26,160 --> 01:09:30,040
Speaker 1: a canon event and you're getting involved, they gonna go back.

1428
01:09:30,080 --> 01:09:32,960
Speaker 1: They gon't figure it out until they say I don't

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01:09:32,960 --> 01:09:33,439
Speaker 1: want no more.

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01:09:33,640 --> 01:09:34,400
Speaker 2: That's what I've learned.

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01:09:34,600 --> 01:09:36,720
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe this is the question you need to ask

1432
01:09:36,800 --> 01:09:38,720
Speaker 1: your friend. You need to be like, is this the

1433
01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:41,400
Speaker 1: person you really want to be with? And then when

1434
01:09:41,439 --> 01:09:44,840
Speaker 1: she goes, yeah, what do you mean? And you could

1435
01:09:44,880 --> 01:09:47,920
Speaker 1: just be like, okay, why what do you like about them?

1436
01:09:48,439 --> 01:09:53,880
Speaker 1: And then as she's listing probably very few things or

1437
01:09:54,040 --> 01:09:56,560
Speaker 1: things that sound kind of silly, as she says it

1438
01:09:56,600 --> 01:09:58,320
Speaker 1: out loud, she might be like, oh you know what,

1439
01:09:58,800 --> 01:10:02,120
Speaker 1: actually this does kind of dumb. Yeah, sometimes you gotta

1440
01:10:02,120 --> 01:10:05,080
Speaker 1: say it out loud, say it out loud, yeah, repeat

1441
01:10:05,080 --> 01:10:07,320
Speaker 1: it back yeah, but you people got to hear it

1442
01:10:07,600 --> 01:10:10,760
Speaker 1: out loud before they can be like, you're right. He

1443
01:10:10,960 --> 01:10:14,680
Speaker 1: is dusty and in unemployed, and he brings a duck

1444
01:10:14,760 --> 01:10:15,240
Speaker 1: to the club.

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01:10:15,479 --> 01:10:19,960
Speaker 2: Oh my god, no, not Donnie, Donnie, it's prestigious.

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01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:23,439
Speaker 1: Do you see his his his feathers, very shiny, girl,

1447
01:10:24,080 --> 01:10:26,439
Speaker 1: his coat, shiny, very shiny coat.

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01:10:26,600 --> 01:10:28,760
Speaker 2: Thank you, Sidney. He got a coat on a coat.

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01:10:28,840 --> 01:10:31,280
Speaker 2: Thank you so much. L O L Is there anything

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01:10:31,320 --> 01:10:33,559
Speaker 2: that we missed that we needed to touch on today?

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01:10:33,720 --> 01:10:34,160
Speaker 2: He didn't.

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01:10:34,160 --> 01:10:36,240
Speaker 1: I think we got all of it, friends, I think

1453
01:10:36,280 --> 01:10:38,320
Speaker 1: we did it, but actually we didn't get all of it.

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01:10:38,439 --> 01:10:40,840
Speaker 1: But I know that we have enough for another day.

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01:10:40,960 --> 01:10:43,360
Speaker 1: There's always that's a good thing.

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01:10:43,560 --> 01:10:46,000
Speaker 2: There's always mess. And we live in America in twenty

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01:10:46,080 --> 01:10:46,599
Speaker 2: twenty five.

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01:10:46,920 --> 01:10:51,599
Speaker 1: It's always gonna be mess, always and forever's always.

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01:10:51,760 --> 01:10:55,600
Speaker 2: And I'm sorry, I'm looking at the duck in the

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01:10:55,640 --> 01:10:58,280
Speaker 2: club on stage. My god, it's so good.

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01:10:58,560 --> 01:11:00,920
Speaker 1: Okay, guys, make sure that you send us your mess

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01:11:01,880 --> 01:11:05,880
Speaker 1: email us at messdepod at gmail dot com.

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01:11:06,200 --> 01:11:06,479
Speaker 2: Love it.

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01:11:07,320 --> 01:11:10,439
Speaker 1: Also, yes, we need those ratings. Love those comments. And

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01:11:10,520 --> 01:11:14,640
Speaker 1: Spotify and Apple keep them comming. I want more, I

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01:11:14,720 --> 01:11:16,960
Speaker 1: want more, I want more and more more, you know

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01:11:17,040 --> 01:11:17,560
Speaker 1: what I would like?

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01:11:17,840 --> 01:11:18,439
Speaker 2: Happy mess?

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01:11:18,680 --> 01:11:22,679
Speaker 1: Yes, send us happy mess yes, yes, send us spy

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01:11:22,760 --> 01:11:24,120
Speaker 1: mess and you can also call us.

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01:11:24,320 --> 01:11:25,840
Speaker 2: We have a voicemail, but we're saving it for the

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01:11:25,920 --> 01:11:27,559
Speaker 2: next episode. Love that okay?

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01:11:28,320 --> 01:11:31,679
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Speaker 2: See you later. Messes, boys, Let's go steal some stuff. Yeah. Sure.

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Speaker 3: Mess with Sydney Washington and Marie Foston is a production

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Speaker 3: by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeartRadio podcast, created

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Speaker 3: and hosted by Sydney Washington and Marie Foston. Executive produced

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Speaker 3: by Olivia Aguilar and Hans Sonny, super produced by Becca Ramos,

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