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Speaker 1: What's up with you?

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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, is this the right number? It's the

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Speaker 2: loser line.

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Speaker 3: Goody, just call me back if you haven't heard the

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Speaker 3: loser line before. It works like this. Let's say a

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Speaker 3: guy approaches you while you're out at the club and

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Speaker 3: uses this charming pick applying on you. Excuse me, miss,

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Speaker 3: but I just realized something. Eight planets, one universe, ten

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Speaker 3: billion people, and you're the only one I chose to

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Speaker 3: follow home tonight. After he says that, whatever you do,

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Speaker 3: do not tell him that you already hooked up with

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Speaker 3: Robin last week. Instead, tell him you think it's really

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Speaker 3: really sweet the creepy compliment he just gave you, and

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Speaker 3: then give the number the loser line, so hopefully he

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Speaker 3: leaves an awkward voicemail that we can play on the air.

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Speaker 3: Voicemails like this.

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Speaker 2: One, Hey Kelsey the other night, Uh.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, anyway, I was just wondering if you're free

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Speaker 4: on Friday and if you want to. I don't know

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Speaker 4: what's going on here, Okay, I swear this doesn't normally

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Speaker 4: happen to me. Maybe if you, if you wanted to,

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Speaker 4: you know, go catch maybe a movie or something. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I promise, I'm normally better than this.

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Speaker 1: Uh yeah, just.

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Speaker 5: Anyway, all right, I love you.

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Speaker 2: I didn't mean to say that.

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Speaker 4: I was soon to say that.

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Speaker 2: I should have said that.

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Speaker 3: Oh god, I have no idea what well. I guess

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Speaker 3: that people are nervous when they're doing these calls. But

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Speaker 3: maybe don't do whippets right before you die. About that,

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Speaker 3: And that's that's not even me joking. That's like honest advice.

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Speaker 1: Don't do that.

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Speaker 4: I don't know what's going on.

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Speaker 3: I swear he was talking to someone else, but maybe

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Speaker 3: you just seems a figment of reflection in the mirror, like.

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Speaker 6: I was talking to himself, like, dude, you're messing up right.

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Speaker 3: Pull yourself together. But it made the love bond like

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Speaker 3: feel totally normous.

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Speaker 6: The entire message.

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Speaker 2: Next message, Hey Evan, I'm a little embarrassed. I just

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Speaker 2: checked my call log and it says I call your

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Speaker 2: number last night. It's three am, and uh, I don't

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Speaker 2: remember any of it. I'm a sleep talker, so yes,

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Speaker 2: but sometimes I'll just turn.

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Speaker 4: On my phone in the night and stal.

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Speaker 2: People, like like last week, I ordered a whole wedding

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Speaker 2: cake and I know it's weird, but I left it

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Speaker 2: on a bakery voice not with my contact tempo, and

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Speaker 2: I didn't even know I'd done it till the cape

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Speaker 2: showed up at my house.

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Speaker 3: So anyway, Yeah, this is me awake calling you and.

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Speaker 2: Whatever I said before, don't worry about it, just forget it.

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Speaker 2: Next message, I.

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Speaker 5: Am so sad we didn't get the three am.

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Speaker 3: I know, we got to go back through our voicemail

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Speaker 3: machine again. We probably missed a juicy one. Yeah, seriously,

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Speaker 3: I mean, and she also needs to look at switching

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Speaker 3: whatever sleep.

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Speaker 5: Aid she's taking, because it's not mixing.

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Speaker 3: Well taking one at all. I mean, I've never heard

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Speaker 3: of sleep talkers that call people while they're sleeping, but

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Speaker 3: I do encourage sleep scrollers who in the dead of

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Speaker 3: night go online and check out our TikTok page at

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Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey Yea, be.

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Speaker 5: Productive during your sleep fall of sleep light.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, your eyes won't be able to register what you're seeing,

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Speaker 3: but honestly it's probably for the best. We just need credit.

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Speaker 3: We don't need people to actually watch and enjoy our videos.

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Speaker 3: So make sure that you sleep, subscribe, sleep follow, do

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Speaker 3: all the sleep stuff, and now we can put this

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Speaker 3: baby finally into bed and get back to the clips.

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Speaker 1: Next message, Hey Natalie, you know, I know I said

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Speaker 1: i'd call yesterday.

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Speaker 5: But things have been you know, a little hard and

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Speaker 5: crazy here at work. But I won't let you know.

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Speaker 2: For you.

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Speaker 1: I I wrote this haiqu and I'd like to read it.

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Speaker 1: So maybe get yourself in like a safe space. Maybe

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Speaker 1: just close your eyes and so here we go. Whispers

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Speaker 1: on the breeze, your smile sparks like the summer sun.

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Speaker 5: Pull me close. Let's blank. This is where I stopped

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Speaker 5: writing because I couldn't think of the right word to

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Speaker 5: end it with, like all the single syllable words. You know,

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Speaker 5: it's too sexual. I don't want to push the envelope

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Speaker 5: too much, so only close. Lets blank. Maybe if you

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Speaker 5: could help me fill in the blank?

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Speaker 3: He said, yeah, he knew exactly what he was. He

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Speaker 3: didn't have a lighters block on the last. He is

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Speaker 3: hoping that she calls back and she's like, I know

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Speaker 3: what word you should put in there, and it's super sexual.

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Speaker 3: He could have easily said, let's talk.

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Speaker 2: That's not what he wants to make.

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Speaker 5: He puts some effort into it.

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Speaker 3: I think he deserves to.

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Speaker 1: Hold back and tell me what word it is.

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Speaker 4: It was a bad word. I know we're not.

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Speaker 3: Meant to be again, let's hug and maybe something else

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Speaker 3: there we golly, how.

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Speaker 6: Are you mad?

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Speaker 2: Pirate captain looking car.

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Speaker 6: I know you've never heard his voice before, but I

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Speaker 6: had a wheeled.

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Speaker 3: Talk with your friend before I left see you.

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Speaker 6: The the bar. He says, you only go for guys

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Speaker 6: with accents. Well, I wouldn't have a rat chance and

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Speaker 6: a gally of saracrafts otherwise. So how do you like

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Speaker 6: the accent now, Sherry Year, let's nail the seven c together,

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Speaker 6: or at least go to the movies and maybe Sheriff smooth.

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Speaker 6: Maybe we can see something that's rated.

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Speaker 5: Bar.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you gotta go out on a limb here. And

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Speaker 3: when she said that she likes a guy with an accent,

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Speaker 3: that's not the type of accent.

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Speaker 5: That she just likes guys with action.

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Speaker 3: Probably could have gone with thirty other different types of

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Speaker 3: accents before I would have gone with pirate voice.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, German may even have been better.

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Speaker 3: And nobody ever says that to the Loser Line regularly

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Speaker 3: at this time every week, and subscribe to the Brook

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Speaker 3: and Jeffrey YouTube channel, where you can listen to every

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Speaker 3: single Loser Line, second Date and phone tap right sorry

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Speaker 3: to turn you on with that. We're gonna do a

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Speaker 3: phone tap

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Speaker 6: Right after this, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.