WEBVTT - Triple Bag Breakfast 0:00:00.640 --> 0:00:02.400 I was just saying how we need to start doing 0:00:02.480 --> 0:00:06.280 features again, and that's on me. I'm sorry. We will, 0:00:06.680 --> 0:00:08.879 I promise. And it made me because I see the 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:14.319 mister t Rip, you know, Headstone behind Me from the 0:00:14.360 --> 0:00:17.360 serial Graveyard, and I just we need to start doing 0:00:17.400 --> 0:00:19.840 things again, because you know, the episodes have been getting 0:00:19.840 --> 0:00:23.079 a little lackluster lately, like last week's was like fourteen 0:00:23.079 --> 0:00:25.079 minutes or just throw away because we needed an episode 0:00:25.079 --> 0:00:26.920 and we needed to get out of here. Remember, yes, 0:00:26.960 --> 0:00:29.120 and I don't know, we had to go to lunch, 0:00:29.360 --> 0:00:32.560 like we put lunch over this podcast. 0:00:32.640 --> 0:00:33.120 I didn't. 0:00:33.600 --> 0:00:34.720 Yeah, you came to lunch. 0:00:34.800 --> 0:00:36.879 No, you were getting stairs and you were like, we 0:00:36.920 --> 0:00:38.960 gotta hurry this up. Okay, let's stop. 0:00:38.960 --> 0:00:43.839 It ookay, well anyway started up? Andy please? Oh Superman 0:00:43.920 --> 0:00:55.800 boxes blinking. I don't wanted this podcast time. Andrew and Scottie, 0:00:55.800 --> 0:00:59.160 you will tell you what see reveals. They like, this 0:00:59.240 --> 0:01:02.880 is actually an all Nola episode. Oh I hope that's okay, Yeah, 0:01:02.880 --> 0:01:05.959 it'll be fine. Every cereal. I'm working to watch my figure. 0:01:06.840 --> 0:01:10.480 I'm watching your figure flow over the table. 0:01:12.040 --> 0:01:14.479 Sorry, well, it doesn't help that my white sweatshirt mixes 0:01:14.520 --> 0:01:16.280 in with the white table. So it actually does look 0:01:16.319 --> 0:01:19.559 like it's very slimming. I am all consuming of this table. 0:01:19.680 --> 0:01:22.559 I mean I'm massive also, so not massive. Nobody's massive. 0:01:22.560 --> 0:01:22.800 You know what? 0:01:22.840 --> 0:01:25.199 There should be some just like slim fast have cereal. 0:01:25.200 --> 0:01:27.760 There should be some sort of weight loss cereal. No, 0:01:27.840 --> 0:01:28.120 why not. 0:01:29.120 --> 0:01:32.160 It's probably gonna taste ketosh and we're gonna barf, so 0:01:32.680 --> 0:01:33.040 don't do it. 0:01:33.240 --> 0:01:34.959 Could just be like a plain flake. What's wrong with 0:01:35.000 --> 0:01:36.120 like a plane flake. 0:01:35.880 --> 0:01:37.600 Of called corn flakes? 0:01:37.680 --> 0:01:39.480 I know, but that but it's not marketed as a 0:01:39.480 --> 0:01:41.360 weight loss cereal. It's marketed kind of as like a 0:01:41.400 --> 0:01:44.960 healthyish serial with Cornelius the cock on there. But I mean, well, 0:01:44.959 --> 0:01:45.679 I mean that's his name. 0:01:45.760 --> 0:01:47.280 I know. It's just funny that that's it. 0:01:47.280 --> 0:01:50.080 It's not the word cock. Well that's what a rooster is. 0:01:50.200 --> 0:01:53.760 Does this have to be No, No, that's what a 0:01:53.840 --> 0:01:56.320 rooster is. Okay, just checking, just checking. 0:01:56.240 --> 0:01:59.200 When when you're talking about a rooster. It's fine, just 0:01:59.240 --> 0:02:01.320 like if your name it's okay, but I can't call 0:02:01.360 --> 0:02:03.000 you one. It's starting to get hot in here again, 0:02:03.160 --> 0:02:05.279 all right, Nelly. I mean the air conditioning is broken. 0:02:06.440 --> 0:02:09.000 Let's eat cereal, okay, or granola or whatever you want 0:02:09.000 --> 0:02:12.320 to call it. And here's another thing about this episode. Yeah, 0:02:12.360 --> 0:02:15.160 all new all the time, And that's what I'm gonna call. 0:02:15.040 --> 0:02:17.680 It, okay, because all we've already done that as an 0:02:17.680 --> 0:02:19.280 episode title, All new all the time. 0:02:19.480 --> 0:02:21.720 Yeah, huh, Well, you donna have to come up with 0:02:21.720 --> 0:02:25.440 another one, because all three of these pouches are new. Yeah, 0:02:25.639 --> 0:02:27.640 so which new pouch would you like first? Would you 0:02:27.639 --> 0:02:30.240 like the pouch from the big company or the pouch 0:02:30.280 --> 0:02:33.200 from the little company or the main is gonna be 0:02:33.200 --> 0:02:35.000 one of them? Are the pouch from the medium sized company? 0:02:35.000 --> 0:02:36.560 You're mad that I knew it was Bakery on Maine. No, 0:02:36.600 --> 0:02:38.120 I'm actually thrilled that you know one of them is 0:02:38.160 --> 0:02:40.600 Bakery on Maine. I love bakery, although I love Bakery 0:02:40.680 --> 0:02:44.040 on Maine as well. However, probably won't love this one, 0:02:44.040 --> 0:02:46.600 but you might. You want to start with it? Sure, okay, 0:02:46.880 --> 0:02:48.560 Bakery on Maine. They sent this to us a couple 0:02:48.560 --> 0:02:51.320 of weeks ago. Thank you very much, our friends. And again, 0:02:51.720 --> 0:02:53.720 just as a side note, if we don't like it, 0:02:53.960 --> 0:02:55.680 we're gonna say we don't like it, like I feel 0:02:55.680 --> 0:02:57.480 bad because our friends with three wishes sent us that 0:02:57.520 --> 0:03:00.880 strawberry chocolate thing. Yea, and we didn't not really love it, 0:03:01.320 --> 0:03:04.440 but we do appreciate them. Yes, and we're happy to 0:03:04.480 --> 0:03:06.560 review anything you send us, and we will tell the truth. 0:03:06.720 --> 0:03:09.720 Bakery on Maine was actually one of our spoony nominees 0:03:09.760 --> 0:03:13.240 from last year, the Cookie Monster More Monster Cookie. Sorry, 0:03:13.400 --> 0:03:17.640 I want to make a granola with you. Guys, reach 0:03:17.720 --> 0:03:19.960 out to us. We want to work with you. 0:03:20.040 --> 0:03:22.200 It's funny because they always like our stuff. Yes, but 0:03:22.240 --> 0:03:25.239 I'm not sure if they actually listen. We need to Yeah, 0:03:25.280 --> 0:03:28.200 we need work with us. Okay, this is a bakery 0:03:28.280 --> 0:03:32.760 on Main mct oil maple vanilla, grain free maple vanilla, 0:03:33.000 --> 0:03:34.520 and this is energy food people. 0:03:34.760 --> 0:03:37.120 I love it. I can't wait open it. It's gonna 0:03:37.120 --> 0:03:38.160 smell so good. I can't wait. 0:03:38.240 --> 0:03:40.560 Life is easy on Main Street. Andrew, I'm sure it 0:03:40.640 --> 0:03:43.120 is Keto and Paleo certified. It doesn't mean it's a 0:03:43.160 --> 0:03:49.280 gross Keto cereal though. No no sugar alcohols added. And 0:03:49.400 --> 0:03:52.720 twenty five net carbs or seventy five oh oh no, 0:03:52.840 --> 0:03:56.520 seven grandy. I can't see seven g seven grams net carbs. Okay, 0:03:56.520 --> 0:03:58.320 we're serving well, it was in the fold. I couldn't 0:03:58.320 --> 0:04:01.520 see it. I'm not seeing anything in your folds. 0:04:03.840 --> 0:04:05.720 Oh wow. We're like the Michael Jackson. 0:04:05.360 --> 0:04:11.960 Song Blacker White Yeah, or or we're like the other 0:04:12.120 --> 0:04:16.480 Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney song Ebony and Ivory and 0:04:16.960 --> 0:04:23.920 Boonee and we all right live to get in perfect harmony, 0:04:23.920 --> 0:04:27.760 which this is not. You're ready? Thank you for the milk, Andrew, 0:04:28.440 --> 0:04:30.240 Oh you're welcome. What did you get? 0:04:30.600 --> 0:04:32.320 Ora just told me that I needed to stretch my 0:04:32.520 --> 0:04:34.400 legs a bit. Should I stretch? 0:04:34.600 --> 0:04:37.520 No? But when I make you walk home, you can stretch, 0:04:37.520 --> 0:04:40.160 all right, so you can make me No. Farmland dairies 0:04:40.640 --> 0:04:41.159 Grade A? 0:04:43.279 --> 0:04:43.760 What what are? 0:04:43.960 --> 0:04:46.960 What does grade A mean? Is there grade B? I've 0:04:46.960 --> 0:04:47.560 never seen that? 0:04:47.720 --> 0:04:48.000 Is it just? 0:04:48.080 --> 0:04:50.040 Is it just something that make it sound good? Probably 0:04:50.080 --> 0:04:52.200 greade a Vitamin D milk. This is whole milk. 0:04:52.320 --> 0:04:54.960 She's a sassy cow, she really is. You could tell. 0:04:55.320 --> 0:04:58.599 It's really annoying me though, because we kind of reached 0:04:58.600 --> 0:05:01.560 out to Tuscan and they reached bonded to us, but 0:05:01.600 --> 0:05:03.920 then they ghosted us. I would love to be using 0:05:03.960 --> 0:05:08.000 Tuscan milk in every episode. And you know, I don't know, 0:05:08.160 --> 0:05:12.000 so it's farmland today. Sorry, Tuscan tried? 0:05:12.240 --> 0:05:12.839 Can I smell? 0:05:12.839 --> 0:05:15.839 Oh? Wait, you already put it in. You could smell here. Oh, no, 0:05:15.880 --> 0:05:18.000 I could smell on this. I can also smell the rants. Oh, 0:05:18.400 --> 0:05:20.280 you could smell the Are those cheese I mean they 0:05:20.279 --> 0:05:22.080 look like ants. But are those cheese seeds that floated 0:05:22.120 --> 0:05:25.840 to the top? Look in your cup? Yeah? Is that chia? 0:05:26.080 --> 0:05:32.960 Let's see almonds, sunflower seeds, coconut pumpkin seeds, coconut sugar, honey, 0:05:33.040 --> 0:05:33.560 cheese seeds. 0:05:33.600 --> 0:05:37.520 Yeah, I guess those are very uh buoyant because they float. Yeah, 0:05:37.760 --> 0:05:46.080 what do you think I must say? 0:05:46.240 --> 0:05:46.560 M m? 0:05:47.080 --> 0:05:51.760 It is not overpoweringly maple. I do like it. I 0:05:51.839 --> 0:05:55.640 taste more of the vanilla, A lot of nuts, almond, 0:05:55.680 --> 0:05:59.000 sunflower seeds, coconut, pumpkin seas, coconut sugar, honey, maple syrup. 0:05:59.680 --> 0:06:02.280 Cash whose cashers and cereal are great. I got to 0:06:02.320 --> 0:06:04.360 tell you they're pretty good. Very few cereals that actually 0:06:04.400 --> 0:06:08.160 have cashers in them. I like this. Mm hmm, it's 0:06:08.200 --> 0:06:11.239 not bad. I'm gonna give it four bowls. I'm moving 0:06:11.240 --> 0:06:13.480 three balls from a spoom. Hold on, I get my marker. No, 0:06:13.600 --> 0:06:15.880 here we go? Here you go? 0:06:16.320 --> 0:06:16.400 What? 0:06:17.960 --> 0:06:21.760 Oh nah? A three, one s four? 0:06:22.440 --> 0:06:24.360 You're such a like a savage. 0:06:24.680 --> 0:06:26.880 Why I write on the packages. 0:06:26.920 --> 0:06:28.960 Now that way I can classy bougie ratchet. 0:06:29.560 --> 0:06:29.960 What's that? 0:06:30.240 --> 0:06:30.320 No? 0:06:30.480 --> 0:06:33.040 I know it's the song dude by who I gotta 0:06:33.080 --> 0:06:36.800 think for a second class b Ratchet. It's not coming 0:06:36.839 --> 0:06:37.960 to my mind right now. I haven't heard it in 0:06:38.000 --> 0:06:40.560 a while. Cardi B, what is it? I don't know? 0:06:41.480 --> 0:06:42.560 My good gerty B. 0:06:43.560 --> 0:06:45.920 Do you know anything about life? Just tell me you 0:06:45.960 --> 0:06:47.919 work at a top forty station. You don't remember the 0:06:47.960 --> 0:06:49.920 song that we played two years ago? NonStop? 0:06:50.080 --> 0:06:52.840 No, yes, I remember the song, but I can't it's 0:06:52.880 --> 0:06:55.000 I can't place it right now. You can just tell me, 0:06:56.000 --> 0:06:58.240 of course, mister ed. 0:06:58.560 --> 0:07:04.640 No, it's a girl one thing something horse name. 0:07:05.120 --> 0:07:06.760 My head is just not in it. Please, can you 0:07:06.800 --> 0:07:10.120 just tell me Stallion? Megan the Yeah? Or is it 0:07:10.240 --> 0:07:11.640 the Megan v Stallion? 0:07:12.360 --> 0:07:14.520 I don't. I think she wasn't expecting to make like 0:07:15.000 --> 0:07:18.280 to be super popular. Why and so she made it 0:07:18.360 --> 0:07:21.400 the Stallion And now I'm sure she's probably like, Ugh, 0:07:22.160 --> 0:07:23.240 I hate that I made it. 0:07:23.240 --> 0:07:25.880 The I just got a sunflower. I love the sunflowers. 0:07:25.880 --> 0:07:27.600 This is this is a nice little mix. It's almost 0:07:27.600 --> 0:07:29.320 like it's like a trail mix. Yeah, but it's cool 0:07:29.320 --> 0:07:31.680 with milk too. With milk, it gets like a little sweeter. 0:07:31.680 --> 0:07:34.400 It's delicious. Yeah, and you don't the maple is just 0:07:34.760 --> 0:07:36.920 barely there, yeah, which I actually like. 0:07:37.080 --> 0:07:39.160 It's like a touch of maple. 0:07:39.520 --> 0:07:41.360 I'm telling you anjel. Oh they have all these other products. 0:07:41.360 --> 0:07:41.440 Now. 0:07:41.480 --> 0:07:43.240 I saw their oatmeal. Remember I saw their oatmeal in 0:07:43.280 --> 0:07:45.320 the store. Looks like they have bars of some sort 0:07:45.360 --> 0:07:47.320 now too. Can we please take a road trip and 0:07:47.400 --> 0:07:50.520 go to the bakery on Main sure, I would like to. 0:07:50.880 --> 0:07:53.000 You get in touch with them. You're in Connecticut, get 0:07:53.000 --> 0:07:55.720 in touch with them. Okay, you instagram DM them because 0:07:55.720 --> 0:07:57.640 I'm not on Instagram. Oh oh yeah, you got rid 0:07:57.680 --> 0:08:00.960 of that too, now yep. Oh everything is polluting my life. Yeah, 0:08:01.000 --> 0:08:03.000 m it is. But what do you do all morning? 0:08:03.040 --> 0:08:05.080 You're on something else, You're playing games, and you're hurtling 0:08:05.160 --> 0:08:07.880 and whirdling. I mean, come on, hurdling and whirdling. Yeah, 0:08:08.080 --> 0:08:09.800 speaking of should we play it? No? 0:08:10.160 --> 0:08:12.040 Oh, because it's April first when we're recording this, No 0:08:12.080 --> 0:08:13.120 we're not, I Rick Astley. 0:08:13.320 --> 0:08:17.040 Yeah, just stop stop giving it away. I mean they're 0:08:17.040 --> 0:08:20.440 gonna know why we didn't say anything topical today. Well, 0:08:20.520 --> 0:08:22.600 because the mic stand that Cubby used in the bowl 0:08:22.640 --> 0:08:25.040 chat from two weeks ago. Quote unquote is right here. 0:08:25.200 --> 0:08:28.560 You're confusing people and me. So yeah, we go down 0:08:28.600 --> 0:08:33.679 to the cereal sound over here? Well both of them 0:08:33.679 --> 0:08:36.160 are pretty well all right? So that was the smaller 0:08:36.200 --> 0:08:38.800 cereal company. Do you want medium big cereal company? Or 0:08:38.960 --> 0:08:41.760 large or large? I think something made me drunk? Oh 0:08:41.840 --> 0:08:43.880 what do you want the biggest of the two? I 0:08:43.880 --> 0:08:45.920 did put bailies in your coffee? You did, didn't you? Yeah? 0:08:45.960 --> 0:08:50.480 I knew it. Excuse me? Look at you? So which 0:08:50.480 --> 0:08:51.319 one do you want? I'm sorry? 0:08:51.559 --> 0:08:51.839 Large? 0:08:51.960 --> 0:08:56.840 Large cereal company? Okay, this is new from General Mills. 0:08:57.640 --> 0:08:59.520 It's a Keto Cereal. But again, the last one was 0:08:59.559 --> 0:09:02.080 Keto frankly too, so this one might not be gross. 0:09:02.360 --> 0:09:05.360 It's called Ratio Keto and it has, you know, a 0:09:05.400 --> 0:09:08.880 little colon there to be cool, although I don't know, 0:09:08.880 --> 0:09:11.439 maybe the colon like represents your colon. This is General Mills, 0:09:11.440 --> 0:09:13.040 but it's disguised as healthy. 0:09:13.640 --> 0:09:16.960 Huh, right, I mean that's the goal, right, Like, ultimately 0:09:16.960 --> 0:09:18.080 you just want to get bought out. 0:09:18.200 --> 0:09:20.320 It's pretty cool packaging. I don't know if I didn't 0:09:20.320 --> 0:09:23.280 buy anybody they created this, right? Does it say General 0:09:23.280 --> 0:09:26.000 Mills on the bottom there it does. Mm hmm. They 0:09:26.040 --> 0:09:28.640 came out with this new line of keto stuff. Interesting, 0:09:28.720 --> 0:09:32.520 let's pop this open. This is coconut almond granola. And 0:09:32.520 --> 0:09:34.600 they sent us this as well. They did, they did. 0:09:34.800 --> 0:09:37.760 That's so nice of them, Thank you General Mills. But 0:09:37.880 --> 0:09:39.360 they don't listen. So if we hate it, I don't, 0:09:39.400 --> 0:09:40.280 you know, don't feel bad. 0:09:41.320 --> 0:09:43.680 We need to just start getting more cereal people on. 0:09:43.840 --> 0:09:46.600 We really do you know. Actually, somebody reached out. They 0:09:46.600 --> 0:09:50.079 wanted to talk to us about Rice Crispy Treat Carnation 0:09:50.920 --> 0:09:52.000 Breakfast Essentials. 0:09:53.240 --> 0:09:54.640 I mean, I feel like we could add that to 0:09:54.720 --> 0:09:58.240 like like a Friday bonus. If you have a product 0:09:58.280 --> 0:10:00.880 that you want us to review, it could anything. We'll 0:10:00.880 --> 0:10:02.679 review it on Fridays. So that's a big product. I 0:10:02.720 --> 0:10:05.440 mean that's like a major company. Carnation is a huge company, 0:10:05.440 --> 0:10:06.920 but we'll review it on a Friday. The way it 0:10:06.920 --> 0:10:07.720 gets its own standard. 0:10:07.720 --> 0:10:09.600 It's like some nutritionist lady that wants to tell us 0:10:09.640 --> 0:10:12.520 how how healthy they are Carnation drinks. 0:10:12.640 --> 0:10:14.560 Yeah, I mean I'll accept it. 0:10:14.440 --> 0:10:17.280 And that their mom approved, which drives me crazy. Why 0:10:17.280 --> 0:10:18.040 can't I approve it? 0:10:18.120 --> 0:10:19.199 Yeah, it's true. You are a dad. 0:10:19.240 --> 0:10:20.760 Dad should be given just as much. And that's why 0:10:20.800 --> 0:10:22.840 they got rid of the tagline on Kicks kid tested 0:10:22.880 --> 0:10:25.400 mother approved. Now it's kid tested parent approved. But you 0:10:25.400 --> 0:10:27.360 know what, that's offensive too, because what if what if 0:10:27.360 --> 0:10:29.679 there is no parent? You know what, if there's a guardian, 0:10:29.920 --> 0:10:33.560 it should just say kid tested adult approved. Yeah, because 0:10:33.600 --> 0:10:36.080 nobody knows what that adult is. What if you're a child, 0:10:36.160 --> 0:10:41.000 raisy girl, well you're technically really probably you really can't 0:10:41.000 --> 0:10:43.960 be a child raising a child. I don't know al ready. 0:10:44.000 --> 0:10:50.600 One two, three hmm. Now if that's real coconut, I 0:10:50.679 --> 0:10:54.439 really like it. Mm hmmm, that's really good. See the 0:10:54.520 --> 0:10:58.080 keto thing scared me. But there is an eclectic little 0:10:58.120 --> 0:11:01.280 mix to god. Here it's good almond soy, protein, dried coconut, 0:11:01.640 --> 0:11:08.920 coconut oil, some flower seeds, pumpkin seed. Yeah hmm yeah, 0:11:08.960 --> 0:11:15.000 but I do taste it. There's something oh steviaast a 0:11:15.000 --> 0:11:17.559 little bit. You get that at the end, and unfortunately 0:11:17.640 --> 0:11:19.760 that knocks it down from me because the coconut taste 0:11:19.800 --> 0:11:24.520 is really good. I love coconut, and it's just too bad, 0:11:24.800 --> 0:11:30.480 you know what it tastes like, what's the matter? This 0:11:30.520 --> 0:11:34.000 is gonna be? This is all? Sorry? See you gotta 0:11:34.000 --> 0:11:35.199 put a tablecloth back on here. 0:11:35.520 --> 0:11:37.720 You are very with your hands. 0:11:38.000 --> 0:11:40.000 Let me tell you what this tastes like. You probably 0:11:40.000 --> 0:11:41.160 have never had it before ever. 0:11:41.400 --> 0:11:42.360 Probably not. 0:11:43.160 --> 0:11:48.360 This taste like jello pudding. Pistachio is exactly what. This 0:11:48.440 --> 0:11:51.000 tastes like. Green one, the green One. My favorite pudding 0:11:51.000 --> 0:11:53.760 of all time, this pistachio jello pudding. And I'm actually 0:11:53.800 --> 0:11:54.760 kind of shocked they still make it. 0:11:54.800 --> 0:11:56.480 But like, is Jello a pudding? 0:11:58.559 --> 0:12:01.000 Oh my god, my mouth is suck to mic gross 0:12:01.920 --> 0:12:05.000 good luck with that. Jello is a brand, Gelatin is 0:12:05.000 --> 0:12:07.880 the product, and pudding is the product of Jello. 0:12:09.040 --> 0:12:12.079 But like when it's like cubes of that and. 0:12:12.200 --> 0:12:17.320 Gelatin, But is that like a pudding. Look, Jello is 0:12:17.360 --> 0:12:19.400 just one of those things now that is a name, 0:12:19.480 --> 0:12:22.400 like band aid or Q tip or whatever. Jelo is 0:12:22.440 --> 0:12:24.200 just a brand name. It's not the thing. 0:12:25.679 --> 0:12:26.720 Like the wiggly Jello. 0:12:26.920 --> 0:12:30.640 Yeah. No, No Gelatin yeah, okay, so the gelatin, right, 0:12:30.720 --> 0:12:32.920 that's not a pudding because there are other brands of gelatine. 0:12:33.000 --> 0:12:34.000 Yeah, but that's not a pudding. 0:12:34.120 --> 0:12:38.000 Royal, it's not a pudding. No, Gelatin is not pudding. 0:12:38.000 --> 0:12:41.840 Pudding is pudding. So Jello makes a green pudding. Correct, 0:12:42.000 --> 0:12:45.000 there's jelo pudding. I thought the lime green, like that 0:12:45.160 --> 0:12:50.040 vibrant green lime. That's lime gelatine. The green the mint 0:12:50.080 --> 0:12:53.400 green is pistachio pudding. I haven't had gelo in quite 0:12:53.440 --> 0:12:55.400 some time. And let me tell you something, I am 0:12:55.600 --> 0:12:59.000 jonesin for it. The little cups are lazy, like you 0:12:59.040 --> 0:13:01.400 should have to make jello. I get it that it's 0:13:01.440 --> 0:13:03.079 it's convenient, but I don't think it's the same. It 0:13:03.120 --> 0:13:05.559 tastes different when you make it yourself. I think, should 0:13:05.600 --> 0:13:09.400 we make jello molds of things? Sure, I'll throw stuff 0:13:09.440 --> 0:13:10.120 in a Jello mold. 0:13:10.200 --> 0:13:10.720 You do yours? 0:13:10.720 --> 0:13:12.160 Well, we kind of did that with the Disgusting Dinner 0:13:12.200 --> 0:13:15.240 Party with the ambrosia. Yeah, but with jello, we know 0:13:15.320 --> 0:13:17.040 it will be sealed in. This is giving me a 0:13:17.040 --> 0:13:20.040 stomache now because to me now with the stevia, yeah, 0:13:20.080 --> 0:13:21.760 it's not great taste. Now, it tastes artificial. 0:13:21.800 --> 0:13:23.960 Well, Scotty's gonna go bulp and well and we'll rate 0:13:24.000 --> 0:13:32.319 it right after this and we're all right, yeah, go 0:13:32.360 --> 0:13:34.360 buy that product please, thanks, two bowls, one spoon. It 0:13:34.360 --> 0:13:36.120 actually doesn't really matter if you buy that product, not 0:13:36.280 --> 0:13:39.240 a to one. And I'm just gonna give it two. 0:13:39.920 --> 0:13:43.320 It had It was promising and it was very good 0:13:43.320 --> 0:13:45.720 at the beginning, But damn, that's stevia. 0:13:45.920 --> 0:13:47.720 It just it kills it. 0:13:47.960 --> 0:13:49.800 You definitely can taste it. It's not one of those 0:13:49.840 --> 0:13:53.040 things that we're exaggerating about. You definitely tastetevia. Here's what 0:13:53.080 --> 0:13:53.800 it's in a product. 0:13:53.880 --> 0:13:56.800 I would like to know what this would taste like 0:13:57.120 --> 0:13:58.079 without d stevia. 0:13:58.160 --> 0:14:01.480 Yeah, Well, didn't we have a while back, Like I'm 0:14:01.480 --> 0:14:05.120 talking like not even in the hundreds yet, early early 0:14:05.200 --> 0:14:07.600 on we had I feel coconut granola or maybe it 0:14:07.640 --> 0:14:10.480 was banana, I don't know, something tropically something. It was 0:14:10.520 --> 0:14:13.040 tropically tasting, because whenever there's coconut and anything, I just 0:14:13.040 --> 0:14:13.800 assume it's tropical. 0:14:13.840 --> 0:14:14.960 Oh, it's giving me a headache. 0:14:15.200 --> 0:14:17.559 Okay, let's just get to the next cereal. I'll keep 0:14:17.600 --> 0:14:19.840 talking the stevia. 0:14:20.760 --> 0:14:22.640 It tasted good. It didn't have stevia. 0:14:22.720 --> 0:14:23.360 It was sweet. 0:14:23.680 --> 0:14:25.720 Yeah, this would have tasted a million times better without it. 0:14:26.320 --> 0:14:27.880 I need to shake this one. There's a lot of 0:14:27.920 --> 0:14:29.000 stuff in here. Do you want to hear it? 0:14:29.040 --> 0:14:31.360 Sure? Why not shake your box? 0:14:31.480 --> 0:14:36.800 It's a bag, It's a bag bags. Scotty must shake 0:14:37.320 --> 0:14:41.880 his bags his bags, Yeah, because they shake two. All right, 0:14:43.320 --> 0:14:45.840 So this is the medium sized company. This is Nature's Path. 0:14:46.400 --> 0:14:48.240 You've heard of them before. We've had lots of their stuff, 0:14:48.520 --> 0:14:50.560 and this one looked really interesting to me in the store. 0:14:50.760 --> 0:14:54.160 It's called Smoothie Bowl super Food Granola, a mix of 0:14:54.200 --> 0:14:56.520 super greens with a delicious berry blend. And there's a 0:14:56.520 --> 0:14:58.840 big giant strawberry on there. So I think this is 0:14:58.880 --> 0:15:02.440 gonna be good. Baked with coconut and avocado oil. It's snackable, 0:15:03.000 --> 0:15:07.360 delicious cookie, like melt in your mouth texture, sweetened with coconut. 0:15:07.680 --> 0:15:10.480 My throat is so itchy right now, there's a lot 0:15:10.520 --> 0:15:13.040 of ingredients here. Like, my throat is really on fire. 0:15:14.320 --> 0:15:17.240 Why I have no idea. You know when weird itch 0:15:17.680 --> 0:15:19.880 and like or we'll have Sorry, I never had that 0:15:19.880 --> 0:15:20.720 weirditch Andrew. 0:15:21.480 --> 0:15:24.400 I'm saying, like, my throat is super scratchy, and now 0:15:24.400 --> 0:15:25.880 my ear is starting to get like itchy. 0:15:25.960 --> 0:15:27.760 I wonder if there's some Oh I have to go 0:15:27.800 --> 0:15:31.560 to the doctor. Oh my goodness, I'm allergic. Just something. 0:15:33.760 --> 0:15:36.240 Myself with an EpiPen before I'm like you, who's like, eh, 0:15:36.960 --> 0:15:40.760 is that analogy? No, it's definitely like hypertension, I'm gonna die. 0:15:40.840 --> 0:15:48.120 Smoothie balls, superfood granola with supergreens. Uh, Spirulina clurella. I 0:15:48.160 --> 0:15:50.480 feel like spear aren't kale and more. 0:15:51.120 --> 0:15:53.880 Spirillina is like the broccoli thing that's a spiral. 0:15:53.960 --> 0:15:56.440 Why is that in here? Because there's super greens in here, 0:15:56.880 --> 0:15:59.320 ew and a delicious three berry blend will add some 0:15:59.400 --> 0:16:03.240 extra anti antioxidants and fiber into your day in support 0:16:03.320 --> 0:16:04.240 of a healthier you. 0:16:04.680 --> 0:16:06.360 If I show you it, spiar allina, looks like you're 0:16:06.360 --> 0:16:07.560 gonna be like, I'm not eating that green. 0:16:07.640 --> 0:16:10.960 Look it up. Gluten free, whole grain, rolled oats, oat flour, 0:16:11.040 --> 0:16:15.360 coconut sugar, avocado oil, chia seeds, honey, dried coconut coconut oil. 0:16:15.520 --> 0:16:17.080 Okay, so that's not what I thought it looked like, 0:16:18.440 --> 0:16:18.880 just like a. 0:16:19.840 --> 0:16:28.520 Oat fiber, strawberry flavor, greens blend, barley grass, spiritualina, wheat grass, broccoli, chirol, chirolet, chirolla. 0:16:28.560 --> 0:16:32.280 I don't know what that is. Kale, spinach. Oh yeah, 0:16:32.480 --> 0:16:34.680 freeze dried strawberry powder we have. But the actual thing 0:16:34.720 --> 0:16:37.840 maybe what you're thinking, that's just the powder sea salt. Well, 0:16:37.840 --> 0:16:41.720 the good thing is is there's no Stevia in here. Great, 0:16:42.360 --> 0:16:46.680 No Stevia. You know that there's somebody somewhere that named 0:16:46.680 --> 0:16:49.640 their kids Stevia. No, yeah, I hope not. Yeah. They said, 0:16:49.680 --> 0:16:53.240 you know what, Stephen, No Stevia. It's a girl. So 0:16:53.680 --> 0:16:55.440 I wanted to name it Stephen, but it's a girl, 0:16:55.480 --> 0:16:59.000 so well it's Stevia. Fair yeah. Fair. So these are 0:16:59.000 --> 0:17:01.680 these are big old unks. If you look, look, they're 0:17:01.720 --> 0:17:06.280 big chunks. They're big, big, big chunks for throwing that 0:17:06.359 --> 0:17:08.520 in my face. And it smells like it smells like 0:17:08.560 --> 0:17:12.240 green juice with a little bit of strawberry. And chances 0:17:12.240 --> 0:17:14.520 are they don't want you eating this with whole milk. 0:17:14.680 --> 0:17:16.560 This should probably be like coconut milk or. 0:17:16.880 --> 0:17:21.040 Milk dusted with something like Yeah, I just saw get absorbed. 0:17:21.119 --> 0:17:25.240 It's strawberry powder, that's what it is. Ready, it says delicious, 0:17:25.320 --> 0:17:27.200 melt in your mouth textra Let's say I don't have 0:17:27.320 --> 0:17:29.280 enough milk for it to melt. I'm sorry that much 0:17:29.680 --> 0:17:34.160 more ew. It's like it's like a science project. Yeah, 0:17:34.200 --> 0:17:34.960 it really is. 0:17:35.000 --> 0:17:35.639 This is weird. 0:17:35.760 --> 0:17:37.560 Like Cooper has the sloth that's sitting in water that 0:17:37.640 --> 0:17:39.919 is slowly like growing out of the thing that's kind 0:17:39.960 --> 0:17:43.200 of what's happening here? Safe? Right, Oh, it turns blue. 0:17:43.760 --> 0:17:54.320 Look at that, it's blue. The strawberry is already pronounced, 0:17:54.800 --> 0:18:00.320 but it basically tastes like a solidified green juice. Right, 0:18:01.119 --> 0:18:10.280 it's not that good. It gets pasty. I mean, I 0:18:10.320 --> 0:18:12.840 taste the strawberry, but I definitely taste the green stuff 0:18:13.320 --> 0:18:17.040 as well. I don't love it. I don't think I 0:18:17.040 --> 0:18:20.880 didn't really like it. I kind of want to spit 0:18:20.960 --> 0:18:21.240 it out. 0:18:21.400 --> 0:18:24.840 I'm gonna give it a bowl, the strawberry, and you 0:18:24.880 --> 0:18:29.000 know how much I hate you dehydrated things. 0:18:29.080 --> 0:18:32.160 I'm having a very I'm having a very difficult time swallowing. Yeah, 0:18:32.160 --> 0:18:33.960 this gets one bowl. This is not good. I don't 0:18:33.960 --> 0:18:35.119 want to spit it out because I don't want to 0:18:35.119 --> 0:18:35.640 give it nothing. 0:18:36.200 --> 0:18:40.040 Yeah, but I'm having it's clumpy. It gets clumpy. And 0:18:40.160 --> 0:18:42.080 if they say melt in your mouth, they should mean 0:18:42.080 --> 0:18:44.240 that it solidifies magusting. 0:18:44.359 --> 0:18:46.399 It's making me gag. Yeah, it's gross. I'm going to 0:18:46.440 --> 0:18:50.679 give it a spoon. Yeah, it's not good. No Nature's Valley. No, no, 0:18:50.680 --> 0:18:53.000 no, no no, no, it is not Nature's Valley, Andrew, learn 0:18:53.080 --> 0:18:59.120 about serious Nature's path whatever. Oh you gave it a ball, yeah, 0:18:59.160 --> 0:19:03.320 I don't like this at all. I I gotta tell you. 0:19:03.359 --> 0:19:07.920 The melt the melting thing is such a weird, right, 0:19:07.960 --> 0:19:10.320 it's such a weird, like you're it's cereal is not 0:19:10.320 --> 0:19:13.760