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Speaker 1: All right, it is time for a phone tap. And

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Speaker 1: I think most people would like to be considered a

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Speaker 1: good neighbor. Yeah. Sure, hopefully you're a good person. You

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Speaker 1: try to be a good neighbor. If any of my

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Speaker 1: neighbors are listening, feel free to come. And well I

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Speaker 1: don't have any sugar, any groceries. That's the thing, Like,

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Speaker 1: what does it look like exactly to be a good neighbor.

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Speaker 1: Maybe it means grabbing somebody's mail for them while they're away, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: letting them borrow your power drill for a week. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: But today I'm going to ask something that most neighbors

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Speaker 1: might not. I mean, this is definitely crossing the boundaries

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Speaker 1: of what it means to be a good neighbor, even

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Speaker 1: what it means to be a good human being. But

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Speaker 1: you know what, that's why it works for a phone tap. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we're doing it right now. Hello, Hey, I'm looking to

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Speaker 1: speak with Dylan.

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Speaker 2: This is calling.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, my name is Joel. I'm not sure if you

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Speaker 1: remember me, but we met at the block party last weekend.

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Speaker 1: Remember I'm the guy who just moved in on the corner.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I met a lot of people at the parties

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Speaker 2: were like please excuse me.

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Speaker 1: No, that's okay. I know I'm not that memorable. At

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Speaker 1: least that's what my wife says. Yeah, okay, anyway, I

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Speaker 1: got your number from Mary because I'm kind of freaking

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Speaker 1: out right now. So I'm just hoping you can help me.

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Speaker 2: Sure, I'll do my best. What's up?

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Speaker 1: So you remember the long table that they had out

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Speaker 1: at the party with all the food, and I was

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Speaker 1: the one who brought the banana cream pie.

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Speaker 2: Ah, yeah, I remember the pie.

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Speaker 1: Okay, did you happen to have any of it?

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Speaker 2: I did? Oh no, I have a few slashes actually.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, Mary said that you might have had some

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Speaker 1: of the pie.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm really confuced here. What's going on?

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Speaker 1: Well, here's what happened. A few hours before the party started.

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Speaker 1: I was in my kitchen making the pie and I

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Speaker 1: was okay, really quickly. So I'm almost ninety nine percent

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Speaker 1: sure that I dropped a piece of paper in there

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Speaker 1: Bitcoin password on it.

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Speaker 2: A piece of paper, Like you think there was like

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Speaker 2: a piece of paper in the pie?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because I looked. I can't find it anywhere, so

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Speaker 1: I don't know if it got stuck on like a

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Speaker 1: spoon while I was making it, and it got stirred

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Speaker 1: in I just I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I mean, it's important for you to have that password, but.

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Speaker 1: You're telling me, I mean that password is the only

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Speaker 1: way for me to unlock my life savings. Oh so

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Speaker 1: that's why I'm freaking out.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, man, look, I'm really sorry about your situation,

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Speaker 2: but what can I do about it?

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Speaker 1: Well, I'm sorry to ask you this, but have you

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Speaker 1: noticed anything weird come out the other end?

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Speaker 2: You know, I don't really usually look, it would be

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Speaker 2: totally honest, is honestly like a really awkward conversation. I

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Speaker 2: don't really know you.

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Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I mean it's awkward for me too, But

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Speaker 1: you know, I'm just doing what I feel like I

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Speaker 1: have to do because my password might be right.

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Speaker 2: But I don't know you. When you're asking me about

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Speaker 2: my pooh, like, that's no disrespect. How was that my problem?

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Speaker 1: Like, I don't well, I guess it's not your problem.

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Speaker 1: But we're neighbors supposed to help each other out.

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Speaker 2: If I ate it, it's gone.

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Speaker 1: We don't know that. That's why I'm just asking you

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Speaker 1: to look, because I've already spoken with the Sparsburgs, and

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Speaker 1: I already looked through their daughters you.

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Speaker 2: Know stuff you did?

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Speaker 1: What? Well, they gave me the Okay, it's not like

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Speaker 1: I barged in their door and demanded to see the

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Speaker 1: daughter's poop. Dude, it was all cool.

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Speaker 2: That's real weird. I can't imagine.

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Speaker 1: No, No, I just had them leave it on the

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Speaker 1: back porch for me so that way I could go

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Speaker 1: through it on the back. Yeah, I picked it up.

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Speaker 1: I went through it, and she's clean.

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Speaker 2: I mean, congratulations. I don't I don't really know.

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Speaker 1: I didn't find it.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, I mean again, I feel like I would

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Speaker 2: have noticed, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I get that, and I understand this isn't ideal,

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Speaker 1: But would you mind if I just came over and

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Speaker 1: yet your situation?

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Speaker 2: I would mind? Yeah. Like, I'm sorry, I'm kind of

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Speaker 2: private about you know what.

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Speaker 1: Actually, it's probably my fault that I approached it like this, Like,

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Speaker 1: why don't we try and make this a fun thing,

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Speaker 1: you know, all come out, we can watch some football together,

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Speaker 1: we can drink a couple of beers, maybe take some

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Speaker 1: activity yogurt, and then you know, if things start moving.

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Speaker 2: Are you serious right now?

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Speaker 1: Like, dude, no, well, big no, I already bought a

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Speaker 1: big bucket at the store. Dude's just going there.

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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna do that.

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding? You're not gonna help me out. You're

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Speaker 1: not gonna help me find the password for my life savings.

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Speaker 1: I would let you look through mine, but you want to.

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Speaker 2: Do you hear yourself? Do you hear what you just

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Speaker 2: asked me? You don't ask.

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Speaker 1: People that well, not just any people, but neighbors.

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Speaker 2: Dude, I don't know you at all.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well, let's get to know each other.

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Speaker 2: This is not how you get to know someone. Fine.

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Speaker 1: I knew this was a long shot that you'd even

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Speaker 1: say yes to this, So I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I can't imagine anyone's saying yes to that.

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Speaker 1: Great, there goes sixty five bucks down the drain.

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Speaker 2: Why you only had sixty five dollars?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's my life savings. Man, I got sixty five

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Speaker 1: dollars in bitcoin in one hundred and twenty random beanie babies?

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Speaker 2: Man, what even is this call? Like? What is it?

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Speaker 1: I guess The honest answer is this call is a prank.

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Speaker 1: And my name's Jeff from the radio show Broke and

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you. Is that the answer you.

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Speaker 2: Wanted to hear?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, man, your neighbor and Mary set you up.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, of course it was married. Oh man,

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Speaker 2: yeah man.

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Speaker 1: She came up with the idea when she saw you

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Speaker 1: at the block party going to town on the pie,

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Speaker 1: so she reached out to us.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but.

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Speaker 1: You know what, here's the deal. I know I may

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Speaker 1: not be your neighbor, but I'm still down to come

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Speaker 1: over watch football and look through your stuff.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, come over. Don't forget the activity of Yeah guys,

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Speaker 2: night wake Up.

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Speaker 1: Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties,

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning