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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast

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Speaker 1: firm Elvis to represent Hardy Show. Oh, oh my god?

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Speaker 1: Who are these people? Hi? Hello, it's a fifteen minute

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Speaker 1: morning show podcast. There's Froggy and Danielle and Scary and

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Speaker 1: Gandhi and Scotty b Nate, and there's Garrett, and of

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Speaker 1: course there's Dave Brody. Hello. I had said, anklet, would

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Speaker 1: that have counted as jewelry? Yes? But a Broach doesn't know.

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Speaker 1: But they're both story dumb answer. It's just not that

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Speaker 1: it's not jewelry, just a dumb answer. Yeah, but I

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Speaker 1: feel like Steve Harvey would have accepted. Yeah, have you

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Speaker 1: seen some of those answers on Family Few lately? Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey isn't here today. On Here to Save You. The

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Speaker 1: nighttime edition would have had Schlong, There's no doubt about it. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: But if it was car and you mentioned a really

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Speaker 1: shitty car, they would still give you the answer of

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Speaker 1: the car. So even though it's shitty jewelry, it's still jewelry.

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Speaker 1: Broach doesn't count that. All the guys are also saying no,

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Speaker 1: it would be this. I know what women want. Maybe

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Speaker 1: they don't care about a big slong they'd rather have

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Speaker 1: a big heart and a lovely personality. Scotty and by

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Speaker 1: the way, by the way, by the way, if you're

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Speaker 1: wondering what we're talking about, you may have no clue

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Speaker 1: because we didn't tell you because no one here knows

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Speaker 1: how to do that. What we're trying to do is

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Speaker 1: recap a really shitty game we had on our show today.

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Speaker 1: The only good thing about that game was Diamond. She's

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Speaker 1: a great host. I'm starting to turn around with that.

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Speaker 1: The question was whatever, The answer was jewelry, but Nate

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Speaker 1: answered with brooch. We just feel like that's so timed out.

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Speaker 1: But it's technically jewelry, and I feel like the argument

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Speaker 1: should just stop there. It's technically jewelry. Prince Albert on

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Speaker 1: your penis is jewelry. Yeah, And then they asked, what

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Speaker 1: if you asked a hundred women, what is the one?

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Speaker 1: What is the best quality you'd like the guy? What

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Speaker 1: is the quality that you want to find the guy?

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Speaker 1: And then Scotty b answered Schlang. No, I didn't need

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Speaker 1: to Schlan, and it was not there. So Nate's answers

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Speaker 1: today we're Schlan and broke right. Both answer please don't

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Speaker 1: wear your brooch on your Schlan it might hurt. I

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Speaker 1: assumed Schlan would be on there. But women, the women spoke,

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Speaker 1: they all they were the people we asked, and so

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Speaker 1: therefore they win. Can we ask the ladies then? I mean,

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Speaker 1: is that important in a man? Or doesn't it matter?

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Speaker 1: I would like him to have one? You know what

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Speaker 1: I mean, little lady, I don't have a dick. All

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Speaker 1: the guys are entering. I mean it's nice to have

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Speaker 1: good size. You don't want to like a teeny weeny

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Speaker 1: that you can't see. Sure, I think it's great, sure,

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Speaker 1: but it's not something that is at the forefront of like, oh,

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Speaker 1: if you had to build a guy, what would he have?

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Speaker 1: I would not say where would it fall, like in

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Speaker 1: seventh place or like top three? No, definitely, not even

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Speaker 1: top three. I'm a little person. That stuff can be damaging.

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Speaker 1: It's too big. I got away from me with it.

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Speaker 1: I am I'm middle of the road, above average, that's fine,

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Speaker 1: but you know, so they can be too big because

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Speaker 1: I thought winers were like bank accounts, like there's no

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Speaker 1: they are not. See this is where you guys are all.

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Speaker 1: Let us straight, No way. I didn't say anything, did

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Speaker 1: any of you guys? Ever read the book by Steven

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Speaker 1: Tyler's ex wife, and that I mean, I think it's

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Speaker 1: the wife that unfortunately passed away a while ago. But

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Speaker 1: speaking of wieners, when she wanted a bracelet that he

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Speaker 1: she had seen in the window at a store, he

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Speaker 1: surprised her one night by putting the bracelet around his

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Speaker 1: wiener so that when they were in bed together, He's like, surprise,

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Speaker 1: it's romantic. If you were very royantic with the bracelet tight.

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Speaker 1: I don't. I didn't. I don't know. I remember men

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Speaker 1: are more obsessed with each other's wieners than women are.

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Speaker 1: I agree with that. I totally believe that. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: not like when we meet you, we're going to say, hey,

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Speaker 1: do you have a big wiener? And if you say no,

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Speaker 1: we're going to say, well forget it right. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I've overheard I've overheard girls a brunch talking about the

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Speaker 1: size of guys things, and I'm like, really it matters that.

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Speaker 1: Maybe it's just an individual thing. I think that's what

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Speaker 1: they're trying to say. It's all relative. Maybe that was

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Speaker 1: just a brunch full of size queens. We don't know.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you have two other girls out there that

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Speaker 1: you could ask to time in did come in here?

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Speaker 1: I don't understand what you have to ask them. I

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Speaker 1: think they pretty much already give me. But it's all relative.

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Speaker 1: If you put mine on a guy that's seven foot tall, like,

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Speaker 1: it's gonna look really little. But if you put mine

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Speaker 1: on like a really shorter guy, it's gonna look at

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Speaker 1: the regular size like it's okay, a salmon diamond or

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Speaker 1: and here does does long size matter to you? I

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Speaker 1: will say it can't hurt, but there was a gentleman

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Speaker 1: with it can hurt in that way, but there was

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Speaker 1: a gentleman I was with once with an extremely professive,

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Speaker 1: impressive slong and it was not a very impressive evening,

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Speaker 1: Like it doesn't take care of everything, you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean? It only checks one box exactly. Hello, you

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Speaker 1: know what the question really was, diamond, If you're building

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Speaker 1: a guy, how important? Where do you put slong size

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Speaker 1: on that list? Uh? Top ten? Not top five? There

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Speaker 1: you go? There you go number six? No? Maybe, like

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Speaker 1: but see this is the thing because if you say

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Speaker 1: that you don't care about size, and then it's like

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Speaker 1: the size of my pinky, I'm gonna be no. But

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Speaker 1: that's what we're saying. So you know, of course you

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Speaker 1: want something that's great, but we don't like something giant that.

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Speaker 1: I don't want anything that can't You don't want an anaconda. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Unfortunately, pop culture obsesses over it, like

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Speaker 1: look at the look at the one of the biggest

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Speaker 1: songs on the radio, need to Know by Dojakat. She

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Speaker 1: wants to sleep with a guy, not knowing anything about him,

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Speaker 1: all the fact that she heard from a friend of

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Speaker 1: a friend that his was a ten out of ten.

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Speaker 1: She wants to sleep with him just because it's an

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Speaker 1: individual thing there. Everyone's different, and I think that's what

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Speaker 1: we're If you think that way, then there's no question

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Speaker 1: about and good like Sam said, doesn't necessarily mean it

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Speaker 1: has to be giant. It's also about the way you

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Speaker 1: deliver the goods to someone. Yeah, but feel that, you

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Speaker 1: know talk I'm staying like, you know, you gotta know

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Speaker 1: that it's there. It can't be like Penny, you know,

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Speaker 1: it's not how big it is, it's how you use it. Yes,

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Speaker 1: and everyone talks about big D energy because it's about it.

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Speaker 1: Is that it really physically about that? Or is it

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Speaker 1: about the energy around a person? That's like having the energy,

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Speaker 1: and I got to have that energy, but also don't

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Speaker 1: have too much energy and then your catfishing me, because

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Speaker 1: then there's nothing, you know what I mean? My dad

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Speaker 1: might be listening. I don't want sorry, but how would

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Speaker 1: you know before you even like, like if you ask

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Speaker 1: the guy, hey, how's your pets? And then he tells you,

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Speaker 1: and then you get into bed with him and he's

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Speaker 1: not as big as he said, but he's decent. What

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Speaker 1: are you gonna do? Kick him out? I'm just gonna say, well,

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Speaker 1: somebody was a catfish. My pictures are edited, and your

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Speaker 1: energy is damn that was pretty that was profound, you know,

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Speaker 1: and energy have been edited. Anybody has any have any

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Speaker 1: of the ladies in this room? Have you ever liked

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Speaker 1: a guy started to get with him and it was

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Speaker 1: too small and you walked out left tell you pretty much?

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Speaker 1: Did my answers? No, I've never experienced the extra tiny. Ye.

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Speaker 1: I did experience that, and I strongly considered it, but

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Speaker 1: I stuck around and he gets a blue Ribbon award

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Speaker 1: and it was for effort kind of situation. He did

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Speaker 1: what he could. What don't some guys say what they

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Speaker 1: make up? What they lack in length, they make up

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Speaker 1: in girth. They say it. It was not his case.

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Speaker 1: Name him like a pancake. That's the case. Nate says

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Speaker 1: he has a small one all the time. It's adequate

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Speaker 1: is what I would call it. It's adequate, but it's

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Speaker 1: connected to you, so it's not really all right. I'm

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Speaker 1: just gonna everything here. We done pretty much have been

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Speaker 1: for quite some Okay, all right, okay, bye, weren't leaving yet?

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Speaker 1: How much time do we size of the podcast matter? Ladies?

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Speaker 1: Where are we on the timer? We've got a considerable

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Speaker 1: amount of time left. Geez, I felt like forever. I

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Speaker 1: don't want to give an what do you want to

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Speaker 1: talking about? Nate? Go No, I'm I think we've climaxed,

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Speaker 1: is what say? That was a climax of that was

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Speaker 1: pretty fucking late talking about you mean, yeah, I don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't have anything to say after saying I'm adequate,

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Speaker 1: I can I ask the question of the gentleman. That's

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Speaker 1: all you have to contribute. What if you guys were

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Speaker 1: building a wife? What is important to you? Is vagina size?

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Speaker 1: Super important? I don't want to be a hot dog

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Speaker 1: down the hallway. You asked it now can No, you

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Speaker 1: can't end it on that. No, somebody else given the answer.

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Speaker 1: If you want to be here, don't, We don't want

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Speaker 1: you here, get out of here. You know what? Then

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Speaker 1: then I think, you know, Froggy loves all these porn stars.

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Speaker 1: I think he would be disappointed because I think that

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Speaker 1: if you got with a porn star who's had a

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Speaker 1: lot of it, you would be a hot dog down

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Speaker 1: the hallway. That's I don't want to get with him permanently,

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Speaker 1: like I'm I'm perfectly happy with what I have. Yeah, perfectly,

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Speaker 1: Yeah that No, No, I think I think sense of

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Speaker 1: humor is very very important, extremely important. Intelligence, very very

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Speaker 1: very very important. He's a good one. A security high

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Speaker 1: security in the you know sense sense of like they're

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Speaker 1: packing self esteem and self worth high on that. How

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Speaker 1: about honesty, that's a good one, right yeah? What about boob?

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Speaker 1: What does boobs fit in on the list? Where did

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Speaker 1: I get that? That needs to be like seven or

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Speaker 1: eight like diamond to show I don't want to be superficial,

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Speaker 1: but I mean there has to be you have to

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Speaker 1: be attracted to them first, right true? Yeah, dans for

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Speaker 1: both sexes, right yeah, like a bunte Elvis please say

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Speaker 1: something I think you lost about hot Dog down the hallway.

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Speaker 1: That that brought me back. That was That was clever

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Speaker 1: from Frog. Very nice. Okay, I think we're done now. Okay,

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Speaker 1: thank you, thank you Mr nin oh four OW you're welcome.

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Speaker 1: Good Bye, good bye fifteen minute morning Show