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Speaker 1: knows a lot of families are going through the same thing,

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Speaker 1: you know, and she can't be here because her mom's

420
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Speaker 1: in New Jersey, which is actually she's her mom is

421
00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:44,040
Speaker 1: right by me, and she's over in Seattle. So it's

422
00:22:44,119 --> 00:22:47,120
Speaker 1: driving Carla crazy and it's stressing her out. So they're

423
00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:49,440
Speaker 1: trying to figure all this out, and Carla doesn't feel

424
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Speaker 1: like a lot of young people are taking this seriously enough.

425
00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:55,920
Speaker 1: So she's on Fox today talking all about that. Yeah,

426
00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:58,640
Speaker 1: they had a report on CBS News from spring break

427
00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:01,720
Speaker 1: where you know, everyone's bitching and own him because they're

428
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:06,680
Speaker 1: ruining our spring break. They're overreacting. Yeah, too bad, tough titties,

429
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:10,200
Speaker 1: you know. But birthdays in a couple of weeks, right,

430
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Speaker 1: And did you see the meme going around yesterday for

431
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Speaker 1: people who have birthdays in March and April. It's a

432
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Speaker 1: person sitting in a chair with a birthday crown on

433
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Speaker 1: and a cake and you're slummed in your chair. When

434
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:25,320
Speaker 1: Nate was young and he had but do you know what,

435
00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:28,359
Speaker 1: too bad? Too bad? We're all in this together, and

436
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:31,040
Speaker 1: who cares. It's one birthday and that's it, you know,

437
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:34,680
Speaker 1: stop complaining and suck it up. Wow, there you go,

438
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,600
Speaker 1: they're calling it. It's not March madness. It's March sadness.

439
00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:40,280
Speaker 1: But I say, we're gonna get through this. We're all

440
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:42,719
Speaker 1: good and so. But tomorrow of the story, especially from

441
00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:44,520
Speaker 1: carnin Marie's point of view, and her mother is in

442
00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:47,719
Speaker 1: a very very very difficult spot needing that surgery is

443
00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:51,440
Speaker 1: play safe. Don't fall downstairs. This is not the time

444
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Speaker 1: to be to be going to the hospital and pushing

445
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:56,320
Speaker 1: them beyond their limits because they're already there. I'm sure

446
00:23:56,520 --> 00:24:00,120
Speaker 1: right anyway, we're gonna take a break. I don't know why.

447
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:01,960
Speaker 1: Like I said, I'm afraid if we take a break,

448
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,880
Speaker 1: we'll never come back, but I think we will. We'll

449
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:07,680
Speaker 1: be back right after this. Elvis Duran, God, what is

450
00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:14,520
Speaker 1: it with these people? Elvis Duran in the Morning Show? Okay,

451
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:17,920
Speaker 1: so I don't have taco about copies on. Scotty bailed

452
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Speaker 1: on me in the Morning show and we made it

453
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:16,880
Speaker 1: into work. What are you doing today? In our crap show?

454
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:20,680
Speaker 1: Feel Free? Danielle in her basement, Gandhi in her living room,

455
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:26,000
Speaker 1: Froggy in his guest bedroom. Scary's at light FM. Can

456
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Speaker 1: I just tell you what I was looking out right now?

457
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:31,040
Speaker 1: Can I looking at right now? My husband just walked

458
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Speaker 1: down here in his underwear, hands me a cup of coffee.

459
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:36,560
Speaker 1: I go, hey, say hi to everyone. He goes, I can't.

460
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:41,280
Speaker 1: I'm in my underwear. Where he underwear there is Oh

461
00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:46,240
Speaker 1: my god, he's in his underwear the now. Oh my gosh,

462
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:49,879
Speaker 1: he's flashing on now. Oh my gosh. That bring that back.

463
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:54,240
Speaker 1: We need to stuff. Oh geez, let's go talk to

464
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Speaker 1: Laura online one. Let's just check and see what everyone

465
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Speaker 1: is up to. How are you doing today, Laura? What's

466
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Speaker 1: going on? Hey, hey, Elvis, guys, thank you so much

467
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:05,320
Speaker 1: for being on the air. So I'm a waitress in

468
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Speaker 1: New Jersey, right next to Bergen County, and with I

469
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:11,879
Speaker 1: knew because of you guys. I only listen to you

470
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:13,800
Speaker 1: guys that want to happened in New York that I

471
00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:16,119
Speaker 1: knew it was going to happen in New Jersey. And

472
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:18,800
Speaker 1: I started panicking and I kept listening to you and

473
00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:21,280
Speaker 1: just thank you guys so much for being on the air.

474
00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:24,040
Speaker 1: I found my first house that I could clean today,

475
00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:28,359
Speaker 1: So thank god that something's coming through because I can't

476
00:26:28,359 --> 00:26:30,439
Speaker 1: even I ask them, can I do deliveries? Can I

477
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:34,199
Speaker 1: do counters? Anything? But it's so slow. Everybody's scared to

478
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:36,600
Speaker 1: go out, but just thank you guys so much for

479
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:38,399
Speaker 1: being on the air. You have no idea. It's like,

480
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:41,119
Speaker 1: calm me down so much. You know, you're bringing up

481
00:26:41,119 --> 00:26:42,639
Speaker 1: a very good point. We have a lot of friends

482
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:45,800
Speaker 1: in the service industry either you know, either waiting tables

483
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:49,040
Speaker 1: or in the kitchen or at hotels or you know, anywhere,

484
00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:52,280
Speaker 1: and they're all like you, they're losing their jobs. Our

485
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:55,439
Speaker 1: friend George, the bartender in Santa Fe, He's like, how

486
00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:58,040
Speaker 1: I'm out of a job. I'm like, we need drinks

487
00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:00,440
Speaker 1: now more than ever. What do you do? Know? And

488
00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:02,640
Speaker 1: we don't know what to do. It's like, where where

489
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:04,760
Speaker 1: else do you go? I mean, if I didn't, I

490
00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:07,280
Speaker 1: kept asking friends. I was like, I'll do anything. At

491
00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:10,080
Speaker 1: this point, I'll clean your house, so queen whatever, And

492
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:13,840
Speaker 1: thank god, finally something came through last night and just well,

493
00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:17,359
Speaker 1: just thank you guys so much. Yeah, I love and

494
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:21,120
Speaker 1: I do on this day, hashtag Brody and Scary though

495
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:26,560
Speaker 1: scars at home. Brody has just finally had a smile

496
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:28,879
Speaker 1: for the first time today, and he doesn't a smile. Hey, Laura,

497
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:32,840
Speaker 1: I hope that made him a smile. Yeah, that's that's

498
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:35,359
Speaker 1: the only smile of the day. He's only allowed one. Hey, Laura,

499
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:38,719
Speaker 1: are friends at M and M's have these chocolate candies

500
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:41,240
Speaker 1: called Eminem's Minis. Have you seen these? They come in

501
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:44,000
Speaker 1: the little container and it sounds like a little I have.

502
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:48,720
Speaker 1: I used. I used to eat them when I was younger. Yeah. Look,

503
00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:53,359
Speaker 1: thanks for a little too, Yeah, Laura, Laura, the thanks

504
00:27:53,359 --> 00:27:56,879
Speaker 1: to that little tube of Eminem's Minis. Uh, we're gonna

505
00:27:56,920 --> 00:28:01,560
Speaker 1: give you a five hundred dollars gift card. Oh my god, no,

506
00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:06,160
Speaker 1: thank you so much. Oh my god, Elvis, you have

507
00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:12,159
Speaker 1: no idea. Oh my god, thank you, thank you. I

508
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:13,840
Speaker 1: wish I wish we had a million of these to

509
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:18,080
Speaker 1: give away. I wish, but you guys, being on the air,

510
00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:22,120
Speaker 1: it's just so enough and hearing everything else. Just thank

511
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:26,080
Speaker 1: you so much. Well, look, keep in mind when Easter

512
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:34,920
Speaker 1: gets here, you need to leave something. Okay, Okay, Laura,

513
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,040
Speaker 1: we love you, and like I said, I wish we

514
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:38,920
Speaker 1: could give everyone listening one of these, and we're gonna

515
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:40,760
Speaker 1: do our best to take care of as many people

516
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:42,080
Speaker 1: as we can. I want you to hold on it.

517
00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:43,920
Speaker 1: I've got bad news. You have to talk to straight

518
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:48,120
Speaker 1: Nate now, So hold on one second. I already did

519
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:51,560
Speaker 1: hold one second, Laura, good luck and you'll you'll be fine.

520
00:28:51,640 --> 00:29:01,800
Speaker 1: Listen to us. Okay, thanks, jeez ah. Wow, all right, Gandhi,

521
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:05,680
Speaker 1: how's your cousin doing? Wow? Okay, thank you for asking.

522
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:09,920
Speaker 1: She is doing okay. So, my cousin found out yesterday

523
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:13,360
Speaker 1: that she tested positive for the coronavirus. And an interesting

524
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:15,520
Speaker 1: piece of all of this is my cousin is twenty

525
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:19,120
Speaker 1: years old and she's really healthy. So for anybody who

526
00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:20,920
Speaker 1: thinks that, Nope, this is not going to affect the

527
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:24,640
Speaker 1: younger people, it absolutely is. She was studying abroad in

528
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:26,760
Speaker 1: Spain and they all got the order to come home.

529
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:29,640
Speaker 1: She came home, was doing fine, showing no symptoms, and

530
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:32,480
Speaker 1: then suddenly she got a runny nose. So her father,

531
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:34,720
Speaker 1: who's a physician, said, you know what, let's find out

532
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:36,600
Speaker 1: and report this and get it tested. And since she

533
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:38,600
Speaker 1: was in a country that was at a level three,

534
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:41,280
Speaker 1: the state tested her. The results came back about a

535
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:43,520
Speaker 1: day and a half later, and she did test positive

536
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:48,480
Speaker 1: for the coronavirus. Wow. Keep is informed. Also a very

537
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:52,280
Speaker 1: same story out of New Jersey Freehold, New Jersey, a

538
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:56,880
Speaker 1: family of seven all caught it and some of them

539
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:58,600
Speaker 1: had passed away and we're going to get into that,

540
00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:01,440
Speaker 1: but we also have some news you need to hear

541
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:05,480
Speaker 1: desperately to keep you safe, and some advice from people

542
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:07,880
Speaker 1: who know what they're talking about coming up in Gandhi's

543
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:11,000
Speaker 1: three Things you need to Know. Brody, who we also

544
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:12,880
Speaker 1: hear in the news. He smiled today and that's making

545
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:18,680
Speaker 1: headlines around the world. Um, how at home you are you? Okay?

546
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:21,600
Speaker 1: I'm I'm doing much better now that Laura shouted me out,

547
00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:23,480
Speaker 1: Brody and scary. That was great. It made me smile.

548
00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:30,920
Speaker 1: You are right. How how does the show sounding? Answer?

549
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:33,160
Speaker 1: Because we have no idea what this this is doing.

550
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:35,320
Speaker 1: We have no idea, but it sounds. It sounds great.

551
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:37,240
Speaker 1: There's a couple of dropouts here and there when you

552
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:39,960
Speaker 1: know people are talking. But I'm listening on iHeart and

553
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:43,080
Speaker 1: FM radio and it sounds really good. I'm in my

554
00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:46,840
Speaker 1: car right now, so I don't wake anybody up. Okay, Well,

555
00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:48,680
Speaker 1: if you're in the car, don't don't don't start the

556
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:50,400
Speaker 1: engine and keep the garage door closed. You know how

557
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:58,560
Speaker 1: to do a reconnect. Gandhi sounds like Darth Vader. Listens

558
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:05,680
Speaker 1: to beep. Here we go. Gandhi's almost back. I will

559
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:09,040
Speaker 1: thank you, I will say, with all that's going on,

560
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:10,640
Speaker 1: you guys are putting on the air even more than

561
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:13,400
Speaker 1: you used to. So I'm loving to stay at home thing. Okay,

562
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:18,640
Speaker 1: we've gotta hang up on you. I gotta go. Thanks

563
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:20,160
Speaker 1: for reminding me you're not supposed to be on the air.

564
00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:24,080
Speaker 1: Uh No, so we just lost Gandhi. I will tell you,

565
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:26,400
Speaker 1: with all of us in all these separate places, we're

566
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:28,280
Speaker 1: gonna have a lot of this, So just get used

567
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:30,240
Speaker 1: to it. It's just our new way of life for now.

568
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:34,960
Speaker 1: But thank you so much to uh engineer Jeff and Josh.

569
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:38,640
Speaker 1: They worked around the clock all day yesterday, all night

570
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:40,000
Speaker 1: last night to make sure we could get on the

571
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:43,800
Speaker 1: air today, and uh it was a challenge. Yeah, well

572
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:52,200
Speaker 1: thank you. And when's the last time you slept, Jeff? Um? Okay,

573
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:56,200
Speaker 1: oh Jeff, you know what, it was important. It was

574
00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:58,080
Speaker 1: important to get you guys on the air. People need

575
00:31:58,120 --> 00:32:02,719
Speaker 1: to hear you. Well, thank you and I agree. And

576
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:05,320
Speaker 1: like I said earlier, if we weren't able to do

577
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:07,720
Speaker 1: what we're doing, we would die a little too. So

578
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:11,760
Speaker 1: here you go. Let's get into the Danielle Report. Danielle,

579
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:15,600
Speaker 1: all right, live from your basement, Well your husband just

580
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:18,760
Speaker 1: flashed us his junk in his underwear, which, oh my gosh,

581
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:21,160
Speaker 1: this guy, I tell you. All right, so let's talk

582
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:24,120
Speaker 1: about what self isolation is doing to people. So, first

583
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:27,320
Speaker 1: of all, it's making America game again. According to Verizon,

584
00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:32,000
Speaker 1: video game usage is peakings up seventy five percent since

585
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,160
Speaker 1: the quarantine went to effect. And I'll tell you right now,

586
00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:37,880
Speaker 1: my kids are gaming more. Thankfully, they're going outside to play,

587
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:40,400
Speaker 1: but they're also you know, once the school stuff is done,

588
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:45,040
Speaker 1: they are definitely gaming more so Universal Pictures. So Cats

589
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:48,320
Speaker 1: is from Universal Pictures. Did you guys know that originally

590
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:51,960
Speaker 1: when Cats was coming out, there were the cgi buttholes

591
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:56,200
Speaker 1: on the Cats that had to be digitally removed. Yeah,

592
00:32:56,240 --> 00:33:00,280
Speaker 1: there was a guy who was specifically hired to move

593
00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:03,040
Speaker 1: the buttholes because I guess they didn't want them in there,

594
00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:07,720
Speaker 1: maybe they didn't look right. So now, yeah, I removed

595
00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:12,280
Speaker 1: the butt holes from Cats. So people are asking people

596
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:15,160
Speaker 1: want them back because they're saying, um, guys, we're home,

597
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:17,520
Speaker 1: we are doing nothing right now, So could you guys

598
00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:19,600
Speaker 1: give us a version with the butt holes so people

599
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:22,600
Speaker 1: would like that back? So well, good, set another job.

600
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:24,560
Speaker 1: He gets to put the holes back on the Cats

601
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:29,440
Speaker 1: and Laurie Laughlin's trial is set to go even though

602
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:33,240
Speaker 1: everything's going on with coronavirus. They're saying that in Boston,

603
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:36,440
Speaker 1: the federal courts are going to go forward. Uh, pre

604
00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:40,160
Speaker 1: trial deadline is in session. They extended it for sixty days,

605
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:43,719
Speaker 1: but it is set to start, uh, you know, not

606
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:46,960
Speaker 1: too long after and hopefully all will be said and

607
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:50,240
Speaker 1: done by Thanksgiving or before Thanksgiving, and we'll see what

608
00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:53,920
Speaker 1: happens there. Chrissy Teagan is actually defending Vanessa Hudgins. Now,

609
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,840
Speaker 1: yesterday we talked about this d Vanessa Hudgins took to

610
00:33:56,920 --> 00:34:00,240
Speaker 1: social and she was like, people aren't gonna dive. I'm coronas,

611
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:04,160
Speaker 1: It's inevitable, It's just gonna happen. It was just stupid. Well,

612
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:09,200
Speaker 1: she says, look, celebrities say stupid bleep. Unfortunately they're gonna

613
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:12,600
Speaker 1: learn from it. Hopefully history says that we learn from

614
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:15,600
Speaker 1: it and then we move on. So Chrissy Teagan says,

615
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:18,360
Speaker 1: you know, don't be too hard on Vanessa Hudgens. But

616
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:20,680
Speaker 1: I think we're still gonna be hard on Vanessa Hudgens

617
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,799
Speaker 1: because people are not happy with her. So what are

618
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:29,480
Speaker 1: we watching right now? Watch watch this afternoon. Let me

619
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:31,360
Speaker 1: tell you. Let me tell you the top five things

620
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:33,480
Speaker 1: that are streaming right now on Netflix. So number five

621
00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:36,120
Speaker 1: is Boss Baby Back in Business. That's a cartoon. But

622
00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:37,920
Speaker 1: let me tell you, all the kids are watching it.

623
00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:41,560
Speaker 1: My family's watching it. It's awesome. Spencer Confidential, we talked

624
00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:44,440
Speaker 1: about this the other day. That's the Mark Wahlberg movie

625
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:46,880
Speaker 1: that's out right now. Also, Post Malone is in it.

626
00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:49,600
Speaker 1: Some people love it, some people don't love is Blind.

627
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Speaker 1: That's the series with Nick and Vanessa Lachey. A lot

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Speaker 1: of people are binging that on my block. Season three

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Speaker 1: finale of that and All American the season premiere of that.

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Speaker 1: UM that is inspired by the life of American football players.

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Speaker 1: UM Spencer pay singer between a breakout football career in

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Speaker 1: Beverly Hills and conflict with family at home. A high

633
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Speaker 1: school footballer struggles to find the footing while trying to

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Speaker 1: seize every opportunity. So that might be something you want

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00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:15,799
Speaker 1: to watch. You just gave a whole plot. I can't

636
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:17,600
Speaker 1: watch it now. He just told me that you can.

637
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:20,200
Speaker 1: That should make you want to watch it. That's supposed

638
00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:23,040
Speaker 1: to entice you, Elvis entice you. I think we just

639
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:25,719
Speaker 1: got Gandhi back? Is that you Gandhi? I think Gandhi's back?

640
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:31,960
Speaker 1: Is we lost Gandhi there? Buttop our first report from

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Speaker 1: the basement. If you know what I'm doing. People are

642
00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:38,279
Speaker 1: texting in. Are we gonna call Uncle Johnny and check

643
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:40,000
Speaker 1: on him? Yes, we need to check on the elderly.

644
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:42,759
Speaker 1: We need to get Gandha Gandhi back, we need to

645
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Speaker 1: get we need to get what else we need to do.

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Speaker 1: We need to get the three things we need to

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Speaker 1: know from Gandhi. Next and talking to Uncle Johnny, and

648
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:51,720
Speaker 1: people are asking why I'm on a farm by myself

649
00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:54,440
Speaker 1: and Alex isn't here. Alex is at the zoo and

650
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:57,040
Speaker 1: he's thanking God that we had rain today. He's imagining

651
00:35:57,040 --> 00:36:02,120
Speaker 1: that the rain is washing away all the virus. So, yeah,

652
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:04,080
Speaker 1: I know, but I'm out here and I'm probably not

653
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:05,600
Speaker 1: going to see him for a while. We don't know

654
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:09,279
Speaker 1: how long. So uh, we gotta call him see how

655
00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:11,120
Speaker 1: he's doing. And they're taking care of the animals at

656
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Speaker 1: the zoo. Everyone, everyone who can is doing everything they

657
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:17,680
Speaker 1: can to keep the world moving, and we appreciate it. Hey, look,

658
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:20,320
Speaker 1: we gotta take a break. We'll be back with Gandhi

659
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:30,440
Speaker 1: and three things after this show. Why would you get

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Speaker 1: breakfast burritos from a burger place when you can get

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Speaker 1: Your morning just got toast here, Vitorian in the Morning Show,

665
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Speaker 1: about to get into the three things you need to

666
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:55,840
Speaker 1: know from Gandhi. One of those things, Uh, the news

667
00:36:55,960 --> 00:37:01,000
Speaker 1: is definitely changing on who is getting this virus. At

668
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,839
Speaker 1: one point it was the elderly people's virus, and now

669
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Speaker 1: it's not. Now it's everyone's virus. We'll get into that

670
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:07,840
Speaker 1: and some happy stuff coming up. I just want to

671
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Speaker 1: say a big thank you to all the truckers out

672
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:14,520
Speaker 1: there who are getting stuff to the stores in our mouths,

673
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:17,640
Speaker 1: in our bellies. Thank you so much to everyone who's

674
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:20,359
Speaker 1: out there on the road. We cannot thank you enough.

675
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:22,480
Speaker 1: I was at King's yesterday and I went to buy

676
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Speaker 1: like a couple of shrimp because I'm not with Alex,

677
00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:26,600
Speaker 1: so I can eat srimp and he's a highly allergic

678
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:29,239
Speaker 1: from It's so great It's the only good thing about

679
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:32,040
Speaker 1: not being with Alex is I have shrimp. Anyway, my

680
00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:35,120
Speaker 1: friend behind this seafood counter said, look, Elvis, you've got

681
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:36,920
Speaker 1: to say thank you to the truckers because every time

682
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Speaker 1: a truck rolls in, they go out back in they

683
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:43,320
Speaker 1: start clapping for them. They're like, yeah, you're here, so yeah,

684
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Speaker 1: I know. So I know. Danielle was at Whole Food yesterday.

685
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Speaker 1: How did your shopping experience come out? So? There was

686
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Speaker 1: not a lot to choose from in certain aisles, but

687
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Speaker 1: there was one while there was like ten people. I

688
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:55,839
Speaker 1: wouldn't go down the aisle because I was afraid and

689
00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:57,799
Speaker 1: I was like, people move. But it was like the

690
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Speaker 1: chip aisle and I don't know what the hell they

691
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:01,640
Speaker 1: were talking about out, but they were all down that aisle.

692
00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:07,200
Speaker 1: You're talking chips and stuff. Jeez. Move. I find it

693
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Speaker 1: fascinating when I see people congregated in groups and you

694
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Speaker 1: walk by and you're like, what are you talking about?

695
00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:13,960
Speaker 1: And they're talking about social distancing. I'm like, wait, I

696
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,520
Speaker 1: feel like you're not getting the point here. Step away,

697
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Speaker 1: step away from each other, you know. Gandhi brought up

698
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Speaker 1: a very good point is when you get to the

699
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Speaker 1: grocery store and there's only one thing left of whatever

700
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Speaker 1: you're looking at? What is that? I never want to

701
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Speaker 1: touch it? You guys were talking about. I think you

702
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:31,319
Speaker 1: said there was one shining package of chicken thighs, so

703
00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:33,480
Speaker 1: you grabbed it, whereas if there's one for me, I

704
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Speaker 1: leave it behind because I'm like, oh, nope, that's the

705
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Speaker 1: chicken everyone fingered. I know it. Yeah, not touching it.

706
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Speaker 1: So you're not gonna buy the last package of chicken

707
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Speaker 1: because you're saying, this is like the runt of the litter,

708
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Speaker 1: and no one wants that one, So why would Why

709
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Speaker 1: would I want it if they don't want it? Okay,

710
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Speaker 1: exactly why is it still there? What was wrong with it?

711
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Speaker 1: I need to know what's up frog. Everybody in my

712
00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:58,000
Speaker 1: neighborhood is doing the social distancing things, So they're sitting

713
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Speaker 1: in chairs in there driveways and each person is six

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Speaker 1: foot apart and they scream at each other to the

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Speaker 1: next driveway, Hey, what's going on? Hi? You know what

716
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Speaker 1: I gotta say? Though, yesterday our neighbor Frank called us,

717
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Speaker 1: and every neighbor is like checking in on the other

718
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Speaker 1: neighbor to make sure everybody's okay and doing like neighborly checks,

719
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Speaker 1: which I thought was the sweetest thing. So that's pretty cool.

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Speaker 1: I think everybody should do that check your neighbors. Of

721
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Speaker 1: course I'm having here on the farm. I have no neighbors.

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Speaker 1: I have chickens and foxes. But so another shout out

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Speaker 1: to all the farmers. You know, maybe I need to

724
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Speaker 1: get out there and grow a garden and then sell

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Speaker 1: this stuff on the side of the road. Well, thank

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Speaker 1: you to all the farmers who are up early and

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Speaker 1: milking the cows and you're picking the greens and you're

728
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Speaker 1: keeping us fed. Thank you so much. Rich online one

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Speaker 1: just ahead of Uncle Johnny Online. I don't know what

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Speaker 1: line he's on, but we'll get to him in a minute. Hey, Rich,

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Speaker 1: how's the bread truck doing. How's your delivery's going? Hello?

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Speaker 1: How are you Okay? Guys, we're doing well, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: how are you Rich? You got to hear me. I'm amazing.

734
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Speaker 1: I'm thrilled. I actually made it through. So you made it.

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Speaker 1: You did make it through. So what kind of bread

736
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Speaker 1: you got in the truck? How much you how much

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Speaker 1: you selling it for? I deliver pastries, muffins, full loaves,

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Speaker 1: half loaves, you name really got it. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I would love a half loaf right now, pinching me

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Speaker 1: off a half loaf? Yes, Rich, go ahead. I have

741
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Speaker 1: someone that I half set up for the shows. It's

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Speaker 1: a special I want to I want to uplift everyone's spirits.

743
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Speaker 1: I'm here for a gift to the show. Now. I

744
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:37,920
Speaker 1: am most known for telling horribly bad jokes like Stacey

745
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Speaker 1: pumping bad jokes. Okay, and I have special jokes for

746
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Speaker 1: everyone on the show, special jokes for everybody. Okay, so

747
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Speaker 1: you didn't get these from Brody because he already has

748
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Speaker 1: that anyway, okay, h go ahead, you're on stage. Go ahead, sir.

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Speaker 1: I know time is short, so let me begin with

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Speaker 1: my intro. These jokes may be a little scary, so

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Speaker 1: it's right to it, right, Froggy, Yes, all right? Now,

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00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:10,160
Speaker 1: all right, Alvis, what do you call yourself when you're

753
00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:12,800
Speaker 1: standing in by a pool? What do you call yourself?

754
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:14,640
Speaker 1: What do I call me when I'm standing by a pool?

755
00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:17,680
Speaker 1: Do you want albus? Do you walk because you can't

756
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:24,439
Speaker 1: ran by a pool? Oh? Boy, Albus? Do you walk

757
00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:27,719
Speaker 1: because you can't ran by a pool? Okay, yeah, okay,

758
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:32,560
Speaker 1: all right, carry out? Yeah, where are you not allowed

759
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:42,879
Speaker 1: to go. I don't know where the public library? Then yo, okay, yelling.

760
00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:48,280
Speaker 1: So these are like instructional riddles, yeah, okay, And finally

761
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:51,680
Speaker 1: we got Gandhi. What do you have? Hi? All right, Gandi,

762
00:41:51,719 --> 00:41:55,520
Speaker 1: here's yours. I believe the entire cast the show shouldn't

763
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:58,360
Speaker 1: make a shout rest remake of downd Be with the Winds.

764
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Speaker 1: All right, Okay, one more, Okay, okay, we really have

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Speaker 1: to go because everyone else has already gone. I bet,

766
00:42:15,239 --> 00:42:26,200
Speaker 1: I bet that your favorite eighties bands is Duran Duran Well, oh, yes, okay,

767
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:40,560
Speaker 1: I believe his name changed his name to Felicia. Felicia.

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Speaker 1: I love you, Rich, Rich, I know you're hearing us.

769
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Speaker 1: On hold, you be careful out there, and uh, you know,

770
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Speaker 1: I hope you're not crashing your truck like you crashed

771
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:54,520
Speaker 1: our show. Thank you've been social distancing a little too long. No,

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Speaker 1: but you know what, it's interesting people. Hey, speaking of

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Speaker 1: interesting people, I got uncle Johnny on hold, it's only

774
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Speaker 1: getting better. Good morning, Johnny, Johnny. All right, thank you john,

775
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:15,200
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny. So what are you doing up? Sounded great

776
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:23,759
Speaker 1: next to him? What are you doing to prepare your day?

777
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:26,680
Speaker 1: Have you put your teeth in yet, No, I was

778
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:32,080
Speaker 1: on my way. Then I got a phone call. I'm

779
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:34,880
Speaker 1: sorry we interrupted your morning. So were you gonna do?

780
00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:38,439
Speaker 1: We was going for my teeth and the phone rang.

781
00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:42,960
Speaker 1: Oh god, you were so close. So did you have

782
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:46,680
Speaker 1: a nice martini to calm your nerves last night? Yes,

783
00:43:47,239 --> 00:43:49,960
Speaker 1: that's why I've been sitting here looking out the window.

784
00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:53,840
Speaker 1: Nobody's around, and I'm across from Madison Square Garden. The

785
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:57,960
Speaker 1: streets are empty, and I've been just making food and

786
00:43:58,120 --> 00:44:03,040
Speaker 1: cocktails and watching Eavy. It's I'm having a wonderful time here.

787
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Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny, Hey, I question for Uncle Johnny, Danielle, or

788
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Speaker 1: do you have something for Uncle Johnny? So, Uncle Johnny,

789
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:13,680
Speaker 1: are you letting yourself go a little bit more that

790
00:44:13,719 --> 00:44:15,759
Speaker 1: you're home? Like you're not putting your teeth in, you're

791
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:18,719
Speaker 1: not putting your hair on, you're not showering, like is

792
00:44:18,719 --> 00:44:21,799
Speaker 1: it gross? I did that for a couple of days,

793
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:25,480
Speaker 1: and then yesterday I says, you know, I gotta get changed.

794
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Speaker 1: So I took a shower, I shaved, I put my

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Speaker 1: hair on, and I and I'm out by myself sitting here,

796
00:44:32,239 --> 00:44:34,520
Speaker 1: and I says, well, at least I feel better. I

797
00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:36,960
Speaker 1: went down and got the mail and I could take

798
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Speaker 1: the elevator down. And everybody in the building has been

799
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Speaker 1: very nice. They said, you need anything or do you

800
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Speaker 1: want anything? But I'm everything here. I got all the liquor,

801
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:50,520
Speaker 1: I got all the food. I've got everything. So I'm

802
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:55,359
Speaker 1: doing fine. I'm just very lonely. Good. Yes, gone, gott.

803
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Speaker 1: You have a question for Uncle Johnny. Yeah, So, speaking

804
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Speaker 1: of being lonely, what is it that you're doing to

805
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:02,959
Speaker 1: keep yourself entertained while you're quarantined all day and keeping

806
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Speaker 1: away from people. Well, I've been. I do my exercise.

807
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:09,440
Speaker 1: I have a little like the little gym I have

808
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Speaker 1: here where I laid down and do the weights and stuff.

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00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:16,960
Speaker 1: And then I've been watching TV and and cooking and

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Speaker 1: making things and uh, having a good time. I made

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Speaker 1: some ice cream, would you mean? I have been boot

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Speaker 1: And so I've been com in the blender and making

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Speaker 1: the cocktail and praising it. And that's why hold on.

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Speaker 1: Danielle has a follow up on the Uncle Johnny Press carfence. Yes,

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Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny, have you been sober at all? Yeah? Well,

816
00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:46,440
Speaker 1: actually I have been. I have been. I don't I

817
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:50,160
Speaker 1: won't start until this afternoon. I'll have my bloody Mary

818
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Speaker 1: for lunch. Oh good, I wish you were here by

819
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:57,960
Speaker 1: cocktail four or five? U Uncle Johnny? Are you having

820
00:45:57,960 --> 00:46:00,839
Speaker 1: any conjugal visits? Are you having anybody come over you?

821
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Speaker 1: You're practicing safe? I have I have my friends, you know.

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Speaker 1: I have my friend Richard. He comes over and I

823
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Speaker 1: make something and that's about it. The other day for

824
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:16,279
Speaker 1: Saint Patrick's Day, I made con beef from cabbage, and

825
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:18,800
Speaker 1: I had two friends of mine that I made sure

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Speaker 1: that they weren't sick. And they come and they make

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Speaker 1: them wash your hands and take off their shoes, and

828
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Speaker 1: we had a couple of time. Yeah, finally from scary.

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Speaker 1: What do you want to ask, Uncle Johnny? Uncle Johnny,

830
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:33,040
Speaker 1: you know a lot of supermarkets and grocery stores are

831
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Speaker 1: doing this thing where the early morning is set aside

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Speaker 1: for the elderly. Are you going to be taking advantage

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Speaker 1: of that and going out shop and you get the

834
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Speaker 1: first hour and a half to yourself. I heard that yesterday.

835
00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:47,800
Speaker 1: But I got everything I have. I don't need anything.

836
00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:50,120
Speaker 1: I may walk down there just for the hell of

837
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:56,000
Speaker 1: it to say, hy does people all right? Because yes,

838
00:46:56,239 --> 00:46:58,919
Speaker 1: stay away from people, I mean yeah, just stay away

839
00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:01,839
Speaker 1: from people. Don't get too close. Okay, Oh y Joe,

840
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:06,000
Speaker 1: that's I've been fine. Everybody staying away from me. Yeah,

841
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:12,160
Speaker 1: all right, thank you, Uncle Johnny. We'll check back with

842
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:15,399
Speaker 1: you later. Have a beautiful day. Okay. Okay, you guys too,

843
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:19,600
Speaker 1: A love you, love you, Love you too, Uncle Johnny.

844
00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:23,160
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I can't stop picturing him laying on

845
00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:27,000
Speaker 1: the floor of his home gym with weights, with no teeth.

846
00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:31,600
Speaker 1: He used to be a strong guy. No, no, no,

847
00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:33,560
Speaker 1: he's been a bouncer. He's done at all. He used

848
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:35,640
Speaker 1: to he actually used to be uh. He used to

849
00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:38,440
Speaker 1: like steal stuff from people. He was like a hoodlum.

850
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:41,799
Speaker 1: His name was Ace Marino. You've heard his Ace Marino stories, right,

851
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:44,400
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Maybe tomorrow at this time we'll have

852
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:50,880
Speaker 1: the Ace Marino story. Love him. Oh boy, that was great.

853
00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:53,399
Speaker 1: So a lot of people are checking in just now

854
00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:55,279
Speaker 1: turning us on. Let me set the table for you.

855
00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:59,600
Speaker 1: Thanks to an incredible, incredible team of our family members

856
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:03,480
Speaker 1: Engineer Jeff and engineer Josh and Tom Pullman and THEA

857
00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:06,879
Speaker 1: and I mean everyone. They insisted we have a show

858
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:10,040
Speaker 1: today because they know how important not only is it

859
00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:12,319
Speaker 1: for people to have us on the radio, but even

860
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:15,040
Speaker 1: more important to keep us busy so we don't cause damage.

861
00:48:15,239 --> 00:48:18,120
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, uh scary is that the light

862
00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:20,919
Speaker 1: FM studio because our Z one hundred studio has been

863
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:25,200
Speaker 1: locked down and they're cleaning it deeply. Danielle's in her basement,

864
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:29,240
Speaker 1: Gandhi's in her living room. Froggy is in his guest bedroom,

865
00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:34,680
Speaker 1: laying down on the bed, half on the bed, half

866
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:38,400
Speaker 1: in the chair. Right now, it looks like a webcam. Girl.

867
00:48:38,719 --> 00:48:40,680
Speaker 1: I actually took a picture of what Froggy looks like

868
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:42,400
Speaker 1: right now and I posted it because he looks like

869
00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:52,879
Speaker 1: he's soliciting for something you're doing online sex. He's gonna

870
00:48:52,880 --> 00:48:55,160
Speaker 1: show us his butt hold on. We're watching him on

871
00:48:55,200 --> 00:49:06,279
Speaker 1: our Skype. He's gonna taking a picture. We need that.

872
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:13,799
Speaker 1: I got a who wants you got a picture? Send

873
00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:17,520
Speaker 1: it out? So daniel who was that did the erased

874
00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:21,359
Speaker 1: the cats buttholes on cats in the movie? We needed

875
00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:23,680
Speaker 1: him right there? Yeah, we need him right there, some

876
00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:28,160
Speaker 1: guy that they hired. That's what his job was. Danielle's

877
00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:30,680
Speaker 1: husband and I have both had our pants down, dude,

878
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:35,000
Speaker 1: isn't it's just like coming down here in selection and everybody. Okay,

879
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:37,840
Speaker 1: I have a question about a charge, what's that? Is

880
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:40,520
Speaker 1: this what guys do when they're board is moon things

881
00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:43,320
Speaker 1: and come down in their underwear. Because my boyfriend randomly

882
00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:46,319
Speaker 1: sent me a picture of his uh his voice nuts

883
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:49,200
Speaker 1: the other day. Yeah, just nutsack. There wasn't even anything

884
00:49:49,239 --> 00:49:51,000
Speaker 1: else still on. It was just this nutsack. I was like,

885
00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:52,680
Speaker 1: what the hell is that? Is that? The peach emoji?

886
00:49:52,719 --> 00:49:56,680
Speaker 1: Oh my god? I think what happens is we we

887
00:49:56,719 --> 00:50:01,799
Speaker 1: become little kids. We become like little preteens. Yes, you

888
00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:04,040
Speaker 1: know what Sheldon's been doing. He's gonna kill me. Wait

889
00:50:04,080 --> 00:50:06,160
Speaker 1: all on, like I'm looking to see if you can

890
00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:08,280
Speaker 1: hear me. I'm on the damn radio. What an idiot?

891
00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:12,440
Speaker 1: He comes up? He comes up behind me during the

892
00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:15,080
Speaker 1: day and he just starts like like a dog and

893
00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:21,640
Speaker 1: like just Adam, nowhere, kitty, no, like kidding, yeah, like

894
00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:25,759
Speaker 1: he's kidding around. Come in. But I'm like, I'm like,

895
00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:29,400
Speaker 1: what the hell are you doing? It's just like that.

896
00:50:29,719 --> 00:50:31,480
Speaker 1: But I think you guys get like in this little

897
00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:34,240
Speaker 1: kitty giddy mooney, you don't know what to do with yourself?

898
00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:37,799
Speaker 1: What God? Well, now, I'm all Jill, send them over here.

899
00:50:40,320 --> 00:50:42,560
Speaker 1: It's their favorite toy. They're playing with their favorite toy

900
00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:46,480
Speaker 1: while they're all my pretend animal. Hey, I send you

901
00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:48,839
Speaker 1: the picture of Froggy's butt. It's half of a butt.

902
00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:52,120
Speaker 1: Can I post this? Yeah, it's a half moon. Scary

903
00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:55,560
Speaker 1: working at light FM today, what are you? What are

904
00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:57,920
Speaker 1: you learning from our friends that work in light FM.

905
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:00,720
Speaker 1: So I'm observing them through the glass and I noticed

906
00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:04,480
Speaker 1: they have a lot of downtime. They just they just

907
00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:06,279
Speaker 1: like talking to them. They're talking to each other, and

908
00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:08,560
Speaker 1: I'm like, we work, we're working at the wrong station.

909
00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:12,719
Speaker 1: They're having a job. They pay him a lot of

910
00:51:12,719 --> 00:51:14,480
Speaker 1: money just to sit there and play like three in

911
00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:16,680
Speaker 1: a row and every song, every time, every once in

912
00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:18,560
Speaker 1: a while. Look over and then the light, the recording

913
00:51:18,600 --> 00:51:20,680
Speaker 1: light goes on. It says we're on the air. And

914
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:24,359
Speaker 1: then and it goes off like thirty seconds later. It's crazy. Wow, Yeah,

915
00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:26,920
Speaker 1: we have Now we have to talk. That's that's all

916
00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:28,879
Speaker 1: we do is talk talk talk talk talk talk talk.

917
00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:32,359
Speaker 1: But anyway, um, I as we get into the three things,

918
00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:34,800
Speaker 1: don't hit the button yet. I must tell you guys,

919
00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:37,160
Speaker 1: last night I was sitting here and I had my

920
00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:41,320
Speaker 1: I really had my first little meltdown. Um. I was

921
00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:43,440
Speaker 1: out here by myself with with Max, Thank God, my

922
00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:45,759
Speaker 1: dog is here. And I realize, you know, I'm not

923
00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:49,759
Speaker 1: I may not even see my friends, you guys other

924
00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:52,399
Speaker 1: than the show for weeks and weeks and weeks, and

925
00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:55,359
Speaker 1: I could not wait for this morning to happen. I

926
00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:57,280
Speaker 1: couldn't wait for us to get on the air together

927
00:51:57,600 --> 00:51:59,960
Speaker 1: because this is this will be my outlet for the

928
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:02,680
Speaker 1: day after this show is done at ten o'clock our time,

929
00:52:03,239 --> 00:52:05,759
Speaker 1: I'm I don't know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna

930
00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:09,920
Speaker 1: I'm I don't know, and uh, having you guys here is.

931
00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:11,759
Speaker 1: And then last night when they told us there was

932
00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:15,239
Speaker 1: a chance we couldn't do the show, I was, I was,

933
00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:17,239
Speaker 1: I don't think I've been that sad in such a

934
00:52:17,239 --> 00:52:23,600
Speaker 1: long time. And I realized, how how uh you know?

935
00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:27,040
Speaker 1: Without this, I don't even know who I am. So

936
00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:29,480
Speaker 1: I just want, you know, I want you guys to

937
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:31,560
Speaker 1: know how much I love you. And the fact that

938
00:52:31,560 --> 00:52:33,200
Speaker 1: that they pulled off a miracle and got us on

939
00:52:33,239 --> 00:52:36,239
Speaker 1: the air today, you I don't you know, I'm not

940
00:52:36,280 --> 00:52:39,239
Speaker 1: suicidal or anything, but I'm not saying that, but it's just,

941
00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:43,279
Speaker 1: you know, thank God, and there you go. I love

942
00:52:43,320 --> 00:52:47,520
Speaker 1: you guys. With that said, it does yeah, let's get

943
00:52:47,520 --> 00:52:50,959
Speaker 1: into the happy news with God, with Gandhi. Three things

944
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:52,799
Speaker 1: we need to know and now listen, no, no no, no, no.

945
00:52:53,080 --> 00:52:55,440
Speaker 1: We're having a lot of fun, you know, craps and giggles,

946
00:52:55,480 --> 00:52:58,680
Speaker 1: but we need to get the important information out there

947
00:52:58,719 --> 00:53:00,960
Speaker 1: because things are changed. Where do you want to start?

948
00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:04,240
Speaker 1: Go ahead, all right, I'm going to start with, of course,

949
00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:06,799
Speaker 1: coronavirus updates right now. Not one, but two members of

950
00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:10,000
Speaker 1: Congress have now tested positive for COVID nineteen. Ben McAdams

951
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:12,640
Speaker 1: of Utah tweeted the news just an hour after a

952
00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:15,600
Speaker 1: Florida congressman said that he had it as well. Both

953
00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:18,040
Speaker 1: of them started feeling six Saturday night. Saw doctor got

954
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:20,720
Speaker 1: the results Wednesday, and they are still quarantined and urging

955
00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:24,560
Speaker 1: everyone to please listen to health experts. Yesterday alone in

956
00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:27,440
Speaker 1: Italy they lost four hundred and seventy five people in

957
00:53:27,480 --> 00:53:30,640
Speaker 1: just one day. So if you are inaccurately thinking right

958
00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:32,680
Speaker 1: now that this is an illness for older people, you

959
00:53:32,719 --> 00:53:36,799
Speaker 1: are wrong. News out today shows that forty percent of

960
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:39,760
Speaker 1: people who have actually been hospitalized are between the ages

961
00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:42,360
Speaker 1: of twenty and fifty four. So we really need to

962
00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:44,240
Speaker 1: take this seriously. And while there may be a vaccine

963
00:53:44,239 --> 00:53:46,040
Speaker 1: in the future. There is no cure right now, so

964
00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:48,319
Speaker 1: there's really only one way we can fight this, and

965
00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:51,360
Speaker 1: that is by keeping our distance, washing our hands and surfaces,

966
00:53:51,360 --> 00:53:53,360
Speaker 1: and staying as clean as we possibly can. It's not

967
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:56,080
Speaker 1: a joke. Stop turn a party. And if you have

968
00:53:56,120 --> 00:53:58,959
Speaker 1: been hoarding groceries, this affects you. There's a new bill

969
00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:01,879
Speaker 1: that might make it illegal to try and return those

970
00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:04,799
Speaker 1: hoarded groceries. It's happening in New Jersey and aimed at

971
00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:07,400
Speaker 1: food and most other items that people have been panic buying.

972
00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:09,960
Speaker 1: The state is scheduled to vote on it today and

973
00:54:09,960 --> 00:54:12,840
Speaker 1: the bill says that the coronavirus may actually remain viable

974
00:54:12,880 --> 00:54:16,760
Speaker 1: for hours and days on surfaces, and returning hoarded groceries

975
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:20,960
Speaker 1: could actually spread the virus. And now for some good news,

976
00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:23,319
Speaker 1: this is yeah, this is actually an upbeat story. So

977
00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:25,279
Speaker 1: we know that Italy is having a really tough time.

978
00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:27,600
Speaker 1: But I don't know if you guys have seen pictures

979
00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:30,560
Speaker 1: and videos coming out of Venice where the canals that

980
00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:35,200
Speaker 1: are usually this unnatural bright green color are now clearing up.

981
00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:38,360
Speaker 1: You can see fish, they're becoming clear. The canals look beautiful,

982
00:54:38,560 --> 00:54:41,640
Speaker 1: and they're even saying in some places that dolphins have returned.

983
00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:44,120
Speaker 1: So apparently just taking humans out for just a couple

984
00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:46,799
Speaker 1: of minutes and sitting down is helping the environment over there.

985
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:48,719
Speaker 1: So that's a good news. So look at that. Look

986
00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:51,560
Speaker 1: at what we've learned. Taking humans out of the equation

987
00:54:51,719 --> 00:54:53,799
Speaker 1: is cleaning up the canals in Venice, it's cleaning up

988
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:57,399
Speaker 1: the air quality over China, and it also cleans It

989
00:54:57,440 --> 00:55:00,560
Speaker 1: cleans us out because you're not rubbing against who may

990
00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:04,960
Speaker 1: be sick. So now's the time to uh separate, you

991
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:07,839
Speaker 1: gotta do it. What we're doing is uh, I think

992
00:55:07,840 --> 00:55:10,600
Speaker 1: we're doing the right thing. And uh it's gonna get lonely,

993
00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:14,200
Speaker 1: it's gonna get challenging, but we have each other and

994
00:55:14,280 --> 00:55:17,160
Speaker 1: we have these boxes that connect us. Let's hear it

995
00:55:17,239 --> 00:55:23,319
Speaker 1: for the boxes, all right, thank you, gandhi. Do we

996
00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:25,120
Speaker 1: have a phone tap coming up? A free trip phone tap?

997
00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:28,719
Speaker 1: We sure do. Oh, thank you to our friends at

998
00:55:28,840 --> 00:55:32,279
Speaker 1: visit Florida dot com. You're gonna win a trip to

999
00:55:32,360 --> 00:55:33,840
Speaker 1: anywhere you want to go in Florida and you have

1000
00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:35,839
Speaker 1: up to a year to take it, which is the

1001
00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:38,120
Speaker 1: greatest news of all. We have that coming up for

1002
00:55:38,160 --> 00:55:42,560
Speaker 1: you right after this. This is Elvis Durrand in the

1003
00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:48,719
Speaker 1: Morning Show El in the Morning Show, Durand in the

1004
00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:52,279
Speaker 1: Morning shows Free trip phone tap. We are everywhere in

1005
00:55:52,280 --> 00:55:56,000
Speaker 1: our living rooms, on our basements, in our guest bedrooms.

1006
00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:59,080
Speaker 1: I'm in my kitchen, and I gotta tell you, wouldn't

1007
00:55:59,080 --> 00:56:01,000
Speaker 1: it be great? Would't be great to help on a

1008
00:56:01,040 --> 00:56:04,040
Speaker 1: plane one day soon and fly to Florida and take

1009
00:56:04,040 --> 00:56:07,239
Speaker 1: a vacation. It will happen. Oh yeah, thanks to our

1010
00:56:07,239 --> 00:56:09,680
Speaker 1: friends at visit Florida dot com. You're about to win

1011
00:56:09,719 --> 00:56:12,279
Speaker 1: a trip to anywhere you want to go in the

1012
00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:14,640
Speaker 1: state of Florida. And even if you live in Florida,

1013
00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:16,879
Speaker 1: you know there are so many places to go. Today,

1014
00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:19,680
Speaker 1: Let's focus on the Florida Keys and Key West. All right.

1015
00:56:20,520 --> 00:56:23,800
Speaker 1: I cannot tell you how my vacations and Key West

1016
00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:26,800
Speaker 1: ended because I had so much fun. I have no memory.

1017
00:56:26,960 --> 00:56:30,279
Speaker 1: Why do you think, Oh God, were you asked to

1018
00:56:30,360 --> 00:56:34,759
Speaker 1: leave politely? I don't know. I don't remember flying down there.

1019
00:56:35,200 --> 00:56:38,320
Speaker 1: I remember the worst time vacation you did. That was

1020
00:56:38,360 --> 00:56:41,760
Speaker 1: a wild one. Yeah. Well, no, we've done several. It's

1021
00:56:41,840 --> 00:56:44,399
Speaker 1: time to go back. Listen. Key West is just an

1022
00:56:44,400 --> 00:56:49,200
Speaker 1: incredible place. The pace is so relaxing. Everyone is just

1023
00:56:49,520 --> 00:56:52,719
Speaker 1: chilled out, and that's what we need, and we're gonna

1024
00:56:52,880 --> 00:56:55,640
Speaker 1: we're gonna definitely need that vacation as soon as we

1025
00:56:55,680 --> 00:56:57,799
Speaker 1: get through all of the stuff we're going through right now.

1026
00:56:57,920 --> 00:57:00,240
Speaker 1: So thanks to our friends at visit Florida dot com,

1027
00:57:00,760 --> 00:57:03,120
Speaker 1: you can actually look up Key West or any other

1028
00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:05,120
Speaker 1: destination in Florida you want to fly too, because you're

1029
00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:07,200
Speaker 1: about to win a trip. Be caller one hundred. Now

1030
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:09,759
Speaker 1: it's the free trip phone tap one eight hundred two

1031
00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:12,239
Speaker 1: four two zero one hundred. All right, who's doing the

1032
00:57:12,239 --> 00:57:17,400
Speaker 1: phone tap? Today's scary? It's David Brody. Here we Govi's

1033
00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:20,720
Speaker 1: Elvis durand the Elvis durand phone tap. All right, David Brody,

1034
00:57:20,760 --> 00:57:23,160
Speaker 1: what's your phone tap all about? Today? Elvis Carol wanted

1035
00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:25,160
Speaker 1: us to phone tap her boyfriend Dustin. They've only been

1036
00:57:25,240 --> 00:57:28,040
Speaker 1: dating a couple of months, and apparently he's supposed to

1037
00:57:28,040 --> 00:57:30,440
Speaker 1: meet her father's soon and he's very nervous about it.

1038
00:57:30,840 --> 00:57:33,880
Speaker 1: So I call as heir overprotective dad who just wants

1039
00:57:33,880 --> 00:57:36,919
Speaker 1: to make sure his baby girl is happy. Oh boy,

1040
00:57:38,880 --> 00:57:41,160
Speaker 1: this is gonna get dirty. Yeah, all right, let's listen

1041
00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:46,520
Speaker 1: in Brody's phone tap. Hello, Yeah, I'm looking for Dustin. Hey, Dustin,

1042
00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:49,800
Speaker 1: it's Jimmy, Carra's dad. How are you doing? Oh? All right,

1043
00:57:49,880 --> 00:57:51,840
Speaker 1: Nice to finally talk to you. Yeah, listen, I know

1044
00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:53,840
Speaker 1: what I know. I haven't dinner next week, but I

1045
00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:56,040
Speaker 1: wanted to give you a call. Go over a couple

1046
00:57:56,040 --> 00:57:58,000
Speaker 1: of things. You know, you've been with my daughter for

1047
00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:02,920
Speaker 1: a couple of months now, right, correct? Right? So what

1048
00:58:02,960 --> 00:58:06,120
Speaker 1: are your intentions? We've been having a great time, so

1049
00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:09,680
Speaker 1: I want to keep that up. You uh, you and

1050
00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:14,400
Speaker 1: are sleeping together? Yea? No? Have you had dust and

1051
00:58:14,440 --> 00:58:15,760
Speaker 1: be honest with me? Have you have you slept with

1052
00:58:15,800 --> 00:58:18,520
Speaker 1: my daughter yet? No? No? So it was my daughter

1053
00:58:18,960 --> 00:58:23,560
Speaker 1: attractive enough for you? No? Not? She's very attractive. So okay,

1054
00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:24,960
Speaker 1: so let me just get this straight. You want to

1055
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:28,560
Speaker 1: make my baby girl happy, right, yeah, of course. So

1056
00:58:29,880 --> 00:58:31,360
Speaker 1: the things you need to know about Carras she's not

1057
00:58:31,400 --> 00:58:37,000
Speaker 1: like a lot of girls. She's different. You'd agree with that, right, Yeah? Well, well,

1058
00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:39,040
Speaker 1: actually she's two of a kind. She's a lot like

1059
00:58:39,080 --> 00:58:42,320
Speaker 1: her mother. Very difficult woman to please. Took me years

1060
00:58:42,360 --> 00:58:44,400
Speaker 1: to figure out the tricks, you know what I mean?

1061
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:49,040
Speaker 1: I don't really think we should be having this conversation. Well, listen,

1062
00:58:49,040 --> 00:58:50,680
Speaker 1: I'm not to listen. I'm not talking about my wife.

1063
00:58:50,680 --> 00:58:53,160
Speaker 1: I'm just saying Carol is like her mom, you know

1064
00:58:53,200 --> 00:58:55,680
Speaker 1: what I mean, She's like a car. Sometimes with cars,

1065
00:58:55,840 --> 00:58:57,760
Speaker 1: you gotta like bang the steering wheel and kick the

1066
00:58:57,880 --> 00:59:00,400
Speaker 1: tire and punch the dashboard turned the right, you up,

1067
00:59:00,520 --> 00:59:01,960
Speaker 1: Then the cost starts, you know what I mean, some

1068
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:03,520
Speaker 1: cause you're the hard and start, you know what I mean.

1069
00:59:04,960 --> 00:59:07,840
Speaker 1: I think I'm kind of getting it all right, right,

1070
00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:09,840
Speaker 1: well kind of getting it. She needs to really get it.

1071
00:59:10,040 --> 00:59:12,400
Speaker 1: So listen. If you got a pen, I'm gonna give

1072
00:59:12,440 --> 00:59:14,680
Speaker 1: you some some Tipsia. Now, it's just kind of hit

1073
00:59:14,840 --> 00:59:16,560
Speaker 1: hard to hear this from you. I'm sorry. It's just

1074
00:59:16,560 --> 00:59:18,440
Speaker 1: a little weird. The whole things a lotok weird. It

1075
00:59:18,440 --> 00:59:19,760
Speaker 1: needs to be unwird. If you want to make my

1076
00:59:19,840 --> 00:59:21,360
Speaker 1: daughter happy. We wanna make my daughter happy, right, you're

1077
00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:23,440
Speaker 1: not gonna break my door's all right? No? No, no, no,

1078
00:59:23,480 --> 00:59:26,960
Speaker 1: of course, Yeah, I have a pen. Okay, okay, my listen.

1079
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:28,680
Speaker 1: My baby girl likes to be bent over a tub.

1080
00:59:29,080 --> 00:59:32,200
Speaker 1: You got tub? It's just like an a normal thing.

1081
00:59:32,520 --> 00:59:34,920
Speaker 1: Oh who whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. I

1082
00:59:35,120 --> 00:59:36,320
Speaker 1: didn't need that. No, sorry, you want to make my

1083
00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:37,800
Speaker 1: baby girl happy. You're not maybe you're not the right

1084
00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:41,800
Speaker 1: guy far to do. It's just this is okay, Okay,

1085
00:59:41,800 --> 00:59:43,640
Speaker 1: I don't mean they disrespect. Okay listen. Yeah, you do

1086
00:59:43,720 --> 00:59:48,280
Speaker 1: know how to do an Eiffel tower like well, write

1087
00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:50,840
Speaker 1: that down. She loves a good Eiffel tower. Oh oh,

1088
00:59:50,960 --> 00:59:53,920
Speaker 1: very important. By the third or fourth time that you're

1089
00:59:53,920 --> 00:59:56,480
Speaker 1: with our she likes the Cranberry sauce with an M.

1090
00:59:56,520 --> 00:59:59,840
Speaker 1: The Cranberry's this is a thing. Yeah, she loves her

1091
01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:03,880
Speaker 1: driver crazy, do you either, Cello Fellow? All right, yeah,

1092
01:00:03,920 --> 01:00:07,640
Speaker 1: you're gonna need an empty three player and a wave machine.

1093
01:00:08,240 --> 01:00:13,560
Speaker 1: Just ride it down. Listen. Bye. You know what on

1094
01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:15,760
Speaker 1: the first the first time you guys are intimate, definitely

1095
01:00:15,760 --> 01:00:19,320
Speaker 1: do the flying v V. All right. The Peter Piper,

1096
01:00:19,720 --> 01:00:25,240
Speaker 1: that's the Peter Piper her. Okay, are you working with me? Yeah?

1097
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:27,840
Speaker 1: And you're gonna need to pull a Pittsburgh Penguin on

1098
01:00:27,840 --> 01:00:31,280
Speaker 1: her at some point. But what does that mean? That's

1099
01:00:31,320 --> 01:00:34,840
Speaker 1: what the internet's for. Son. Okay, you're gonna need a friend.

1100
01:00:35,240 --> 01:00:38,720
Speaker 1: I need all this. Listen. If I had someone like

1101
01:00:38,760 --> 01:00:41,320
Speaker 1: me helping me out twenty seven years ago with her mom, listen,

1102
01:00:41,320 --> 01:00:43,480
Speaker 1: it was like seven years where like boom, she couldn't

1103
01:00:43,480 --> 01:00:44,600
Speaker 1: have the big Oh. I didn't know what that was

1104
01:00:44,640 --> 01:00:47,200
Speaker 1: going on. That was like flying v boom all of

1105
01:00:47,240 --> 01:00:49,800
Speaker 1: a sudden, whoa, it's rocking her world, the bets shaking

1106
01:00:50,040 --> 01:00:52,800
Speaker 1: Pittsburgh Penguin. Forget about it now. She cooks dinner for

1107
01:00:52,840 --> 01:00:55,040
Speaker 1: me every night, just hoping to get the Pittsburgh Penguin.

1108
01:00:55,200 --> 01:00:59,280
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? You'll be thanking me? Can you

1109
01:00:59,320 --> 01:01:02,720
Speaker 1: touch your toe? That's what it is, okay, because you're

1110
01:01:02,720 --> 01:01:06,720
Speaker 1: gonna need to do the Williamsburg wheelbarrow with her Williams wheel. Yeah,

1111
01:01:06,720 --> 01:01:08,040
Speaker 1: but you'll need to get a couple of drinks in

1112
01:01:08,040 --> 01:01:11,200
Speaker 1: her first. I'm very sorry. It's just this is a

1113
01:01:11,360 --> 01:01:13,640
Speaker 1: shock to me. That's all all right, Well, listen speak

1114
01:01:13,640 --> 01:01:18,160
Speaker 1: in a shock. She loves the shocker. Definitely do that. Okay,

1115
01:01:18,160 --> 01:01:20,600
Speaker 1: all right, thank you, Hey, Dustin. This is Dave Brodie

1116
01:01:20,600 --> 01:01:23,200
Speaker 1: Melish in the Morning Show with phone tapping you. Oh

1117
01:01:23,720 --> 01:01:41,280
Speaker 1: my god, I'm experience life go fast. Wow, even during

1118
01:01:41,280 --> 01:01:47,640
Speaker 1: these serious times, Brodie is still a total asshole. Would

1119
01:01:47,680 --> 01:01:51,520
Speaker 1: you expect anything? West there? There? I said it, Love you, Brodie.

1120
01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:55,720
Speaker 1: Let's accomplished. All right, Let's go talk to Kimberly, Kimberly,

1121
01:01:56,880 --> 01:01:59,800
Speaker 1: is this you, Kimberly, is it really you? Yes? Yes,

1122
01:02:00,080 --> 01:02:02,720
Speaker 1: this really me. How are you doing today? Are you?

1123
01:02:02,760 --> 01:02:04,800
Speaker 1: Are you in a good space? Are you making do?

1124
01:02:04,920 --> 01:02:08,600
Speaker 1: Are you you happy? What are you feeling? Yeah? I

1125
01:02:08,640 --> 01:02:15,080
Speaker 1: mean we're good. I'm in Virginia, so we're we're prepared. Well, good, well,

1126
01:02:15,080 --> 01:02:16,760
Speaker 1: I'm glad you're listening today. And by the way, your

1127
01:02:16,760 --> 01:02:18,760
Speaker 1: caller one hundred, you just want a trip to Florida,

1128
01:02:18,880 --> 01:02:24,240
Speaker 1: have far Oh, thanks to our friends at visit Florida

1129
01:02:24,320 --> 01:02:26,000
Speaker 1: dot com, you have up to a year to take

1130
01:02:26,040 --> 01:02:27,880
Speaker 1: your trip. So as soon as we clean this mess

1131
01:02:27,920 --> 01:02:29,640
Speaker 1: out of here, I want you on a plane and

1132
01:02:29,760 --> 01:02:31,880
Speaker 1: doing what you want to do wherever you want to

1133
01:02:31,920 --> 01:02:34,520
Speaker 1: go on every destination in Florida you want to head up.

1134
01:02:34,680 --> 01:02:36,400
Speaker 1: You got it. And thank you so much for listening

1135
01:02:36,440 --> 01:02:40,280
Speaker 1: to us. Kimberly. All right, okay, thank you so much.

1136
01:02:40,320 --> 01:02:44,480
Speaker 1: I graduated from college soon, so this is perfect. Good. Well,

1137
01:02:44,640 --> 01:02:46,840
Speaker 1: don't forget to distance yourself because you know people your

1138
01:02:46,840 --> 01:02:48,880
Speaker 1: age are not doing it enough, so just be cool

1139
01:02:48,920 --> 01:02:53,680
Speaker 1: and all right, okay, all right, thank you so much. Well,

1140
01:02:53,720 --> 01:02:56,760
Speaker 1: thank you, No, thank you, I mean we should be

1141
01:02:56,800 --> 01:02:59,800
Speaker 1: thanking you for listening hold on one time and thanks

1142
01:02:59,800 --> 01:03:02,000
Speaker 1: to is at Florida dot com, we have another free

1143
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:04,440
Speaker 1: trip to give away tomorrow with a year to take it.

1144
01:03:04,760 --> 01:03:06,760
Speaker 1: What could go wrong? This is excellent. Let's get into

1145
01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:10,520
Speaker 1: the Daniel Report live from her basement with her pants

1146
01:03:10,560 --> 01:03:15,800
Speaker 1: less husband, her bearded dragon, and two cats who are

1147
01:03:15,840 --> 01:03:18,320
Speaker 1: staring at the bearded dragon like it's a breakfast ready

1148
01:03:18,320 --> 01:03:21,080
Speaker 1: to happen. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's crazy all right.

1149
01:03:21,120 --> 01:03:23,960
Speaker 1: So I'm kind of wondering when we're gonna see Daniel's

1150
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:27,280
Speaker 1: real hair color. That should be coming up soon, very soon. Guys,

1151
01:03:27,280 --> 01:03:31,600
Speaker 1: it's on the way. I'm kind of excited because I

1152
01:03:31,680 --> 01:03:33,680
Speaker 1: haven't seen it in years. So this is we don't

1153
01:03:33,680 --> 01:03:35,320
Speaker 1: even know what it is. And what was our friend

1154
01:03:35,400 --> 01:03:37,680
Speaker 1: dealer with the pink hair saying, who does everyone's hair?

1155
01:03:38,400 --> 01:03:42,000
Speaker 1: Dina posted a little psa yesterday urging everyone who may

1156
01:03:42,080 --> 01:03:44,439
Speaker 1: be thinking about touching up their roots with at home

1157
01:03:44,480 --> 01:03:47,320
Speaker 1: box colors not to do it if you see a silist,

1158
01:03:47,360 --> 01:03:49,439
Speaker 1: because she says it's gonna make her life harder. She's

1159
01:03:49,440 --> 01:03:51,560
Speaker 1: gonna have to correct and then get you back to

1160
01:03:51,600 --> 01:03:53,200
Speaker 1: what you were doing before. So, if you're gray, if

1161
01:03:53,240 --> 01:03:55,120
Speaker 1: your roots are coming in whatever it is. She says,

1162
01:03:55,200 --> 01:03:58,240
Speaker 1: let it ride. They do have those little sprays that

1163
01:03:58,280 --> 01:04:00,440
Speaker 1: you could use for now. So Jack think, get those

1164
01:04:00,480 --> 01:04:02,840
Speaker 1: little sprayscles are actually pretty good. Yeah yeah, all right,

1165
01:04:02,840 --> 01:04:09,120
Speaker 1: so yes, get little So yesterday, yesterday we were talking

1166
01:04:09,120 --> 01:04:11,640
Speaker 1: about George R. R. Martin and we were talking about

1167
01:04:11,760 --> 01:04:16,400
Speaker 1: him finishing his next book in your Game of Thrones

1168
01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:20,520
Speaker 1: trilogy or whatever it's called. And he says, listen, I

1169
01:04:20,560 --> 01:04:23,800
Speaker 1: promise you guys, I am safe. I am on a remote,

1170
01:04:23,840 --> 01:04:27,520
Speaker 1: isolated location. I have one staff member. I'm not seeing

1171
01:04:27,560 --> 01:04:30,120
Speaker 1: any visitors for the time being. I am hard at

1172
01:04:30,120 --> 01:04:33,720
Speaker 1: work working on this book. It will get done. So

1173
01:04:34,280 --> 01:04:36,840
Speaker 1: in case you were worried, that's his update for today.

1174
01:04:37,080 --> 01:04:40,440
Speaker 1: He is working on the book. Jimmy Fallon continues his

1175
01:04:40,680 --> 01:04:43,200
Speaker 1: at home edition of The Tonight Show. Did an interview

1176
01:04:43,240 --> 01:04:46,680
Speaker 1: with lin Manuel Miranda last night. His daughters were helping

1177
01:04:46,720 --> 01:04:50,120
Speaker 1: him with his monologue. Also, his charity last night was

1178
01:04:50,160 --> 01:04:52,840
Speaker 1: Broadway Cares Equity Fight Stage. You know, he's taking different

1179
01:04:52,920 --> 01:04:55,720
Speaker 1: charities to help out, so that's pretty cool. Drake self

1180
01:04:55,800 --> 01:04:59,400
Speaker 1: quarantined because he was with Kevin Durant last week before

1181
01:04:59,440 --> 01:05:02,760
Speaker 1: he tested positive. So he has decided to self quarantine

1182
01:05:03,200 --> 01:05:06,680
Speaker 1: NASCAR is on hold until May. So Froggy explain this

1183
01:05:06,720 --> 01:05:09,240
Speaker 1: to me. They're doing live events, they're replacing them with

1184
01:05:09,400 --> 01:05:12,600
Speaker 1: Eye Racing Series. What are they? What's that? What's that all?

1185
01:05:13,520 --> 01:05:15,800
Speaker 1: It's just another different kind of car racing. But NASCAR

1186
01:05:15,880 --> 01:05:17,880
Speaker 1: itself is not going to race. And even when they

1187
01:05:17,920 --> 01:05:20,480
Speaker 1: do come back, they say they're going to race without fans.

1188
01:05:20,520 --> 01:05:23,040
Speaker 1: But right now the problem is is getting all the

1189
01:05:23,320 --> 01:05:25,360
Speaker 1: you know, getting all the drivers and getting all the

1190
01:05:25,360 --> 01:05:27,800
Speaker 1: officials and getting everybody there. They don't want them traveling.

1191
01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:30,080
Speaker 1: So no racist for now, and even when they do,

1192
01:05:30,200 --> 01:05:33,080
Speaker 1: no fans. Okay, So it's just the Eye Racing Series

1193
01:05:33,160 --> 01:05:35,280
Speaker 1: is going on. You can watch that. Yes, there's a

1194
01:05:35,320 --> 01:05:38,840
Speaker 1: new study saying that Jonah Hill swears more than anyone

1195
01:05:38,880 --> 01:05:43,840
Speaker 1: else in movies. And Leonardo DiCaprio, he's the guy who

1196
01:05:43,880 --> 01:05:47,280
Speaker 1: swore more in a single movie than anybody else. The Wolf.

1197
01:05:47,240 --> 01:05:50,040
Speaker 1: They're reading a script. I mean, I don't think you're

1198
01:05:50,040 --> 01:05:53,320
Speaker 1: reading someone else's words, right, Somebody's got to write that, right,

1199
01:05:53,360 --> 01:05:59,080
Speaker 1: And did they not survey Samuel L. Jackson movies? We

1200
01:05:59,120 --> 01:06:01,760
Speaker 1: should ask them Leonardo Dicaprico. By the way, The Wolf,

1201
01:06:01,800 --> 01:06:03,880
Speaker 1: The Wolf of Wall Street has him and has Jonah

1202
01:06:03,960 --> 01:06:06,800
Speaker 1: Hill in it, and there's like over seven hundred naughty

1203
01:06:06,800 --> 01:06:10,000
Speaker 1: words in that movie. So hey, since you're home, why

1204
01:06:10,040 --> 01:06:11,960
Speaker 1: don't you get the Wolf of Wall Street and count

1205
01:06:11,960 --> 01:06:14,280
Speaker 1: the naughty words and see if they're correct. You could

1206
01:06:14,280 --> 01:06:18,160
Speaker 1: do I count words you've given us today, Danielle. Danielle

1207
01:06:18,200 --> 01:06:20,920
Speaker 1: has the most foul mouth on the entire morning show. Yes,

1208
01:06:23,880 --> 01:06:26,680
Speaker 1: you win for radio. I should get the prize for

1209
01:06:26,840 --> 01:06:28,760
Speaker 1: being able to control it while we're on the air.

1210
01:06:28,840 --> 01:06:33,160
Speaker 1: That's what I should get. The Amazon is going to

1211
01:06:33,240 --> 01:06:37,160
Speaker 1: halt incoming shipments of CDs and vinyl They're starting with that.

1212
01:06:37,680 --> 01:06:40,720
Speaker 1: They're going to make room for household staples like medical

1213
01:06:40,720 --> 01:06:43,680
Speaker 1: supplies and stuff like that. So if they have it

1214
01:06:43,760 --> 01:06:46,200
Speaker 1: in stock and you order it, they will still send

1215
01:06:46,200 --> 01:06:48,280
Speaker 1: it to you, the CD and the vinyls, but they're

1216
01:06:48,320 --> 01:06:51,240
Speaker 1: not going to be getting any incoming items. They're starting

1217
01:06:51,240 --> 01:06:53,560
Speaker 1: with that, so who knows. If they still need to

1218
01:06:53,560 --> 01:06:55,880
Speaker 1: make more room for other things, they may stop, you know,

1219
01:06:56,040 --> 01:06:58,320
Speaker 1: ordering other stuff. But like I said, if you order

1220
01:06:58,360 --> 01:06:59,720
Speaker 1: it and they have it, they're going to send it

1221
01:06:59,760 --> 01:07:01,800
Speaker 1: to you. But you can't get pissed. You just gotta

1222
01:07:01,800 --> 01:07:05,160
Speaker 1: be patient. Little fires everywhere. Like I said, if you

1223
01:07:05,280 --> 01:07:07,840
Speaker 1: did not see read the book. You have to do.

1224
01:07:07,920 --> 01:07:11,000
Speaker 1: This book is so incredible and right now Hulu knows

1225
01:07:11,040 --> 01:07:13,680
Speaker 1: that we're home. So they dropped the first three episodes.

1226
01:07:13,720 --> 01:07:15,800
Speaker 1: They were only supposed to drop the first. They gave

1227
01:07:15,880 --> 01:07:18,960
Speaker 1: us the first three. Kerry Washington's in it. She's amazing.

1228
01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:21,600
Speaker 1: Reese Witherspoon's in it. The rest of the series will

1229
01:07:21,600 --> 01:07:24,560
Speaker 1: be available April first, which is the original release date,

1230
01:07:24,840 --> 01:07:27,000
Speaker 1: So check that out when you get a chance. It's

1231
01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:29,440
Speaker 1: pretty cool. All right, let's take your break. We have

1232
01:07:29,560 --> 01:07:34,160
Speaker 1: more coming up, God willing right after this. This is

1233
01:07:34,200 --> 01:07:36,920
Speaker 1: justin Timberlake. Hey there, it's Phoebe Rex And you're listening

1234
01:07:36,920 --> 01:07:40,080
Speaker 1: to Elvis durand Elvis durand in the Morning show, it's

1235
01:07:40,080 --> 01:07:42,479
Speaker 1: Scary Jones. The Titans of Baking are back on Food

1236
01:07:42,520 --> 01:07:45,040
Speaker 1: Network Buddy the Last Joe and Duff Golden push each

1237
01:07:45,080 --> 01:07:47,240
Speaker 1: other to create the best cakes of their careers in

1238
01:07:47,280 --> 01:07:50,720
Speaker 1: this epic battle for baking domination. Buddy Versus Duff Too

1239
01:07:50,920 --> 01:07:53,040
Speaker 1: is back with an all new episode this Sunday at

1240
01:07:53,120 --> 01:08:00,520
Speaker 1: nine eighth Central on Food Networks Elvis Show, What the

1241
01:08:02,440 --> 01:08:05,160
Speaker 1: I listen to you every morning? I think you are great?

1242
01:08:05,240 --> 01:08:09,360
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love you, guys. I love you guys.

1243
01:08:09,400 --> 01:08:16,720
Speaker 1: I've been looking guys for Ello. He was the man

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Speaker 1: of the hour. You first gotta shame. We love you

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01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:23,839
Speaker 1: here in the Big h he was a very sweating

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01:08:24,280 --> 01:08:28,320
Speaker 1: drag is gig He's just a sloppy drunk. I give

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01:08:28,439 --> 01:08:31,080
Speaker 1: to you the man with the play, the boy with

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01:08:31,240 --> 01:08:43,479
Speaker 1: the toy, the big big roller listeners ranging group in

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Speaker 1: the morning show. Well, well, well we'll go to cat

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01:08:47,560 --> 01:08:49,559
Speaker 1: dragged in. A bunch of people sitting in their basements,

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01:08:49,560 --> 01:08:52,719
Speaker 1: in their bedrooms, in their living rooms, in their kitchens.

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01:08:52,720 --> 01:08:56,479
Speaker 1: That's us. We are all over the bank today. So far,

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01:08:56,520 --> 01:08:58,719
Speaker 1: so good. We're a two hours in and we haven't

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01:08:58,920 --> 01:09:02,160
Speaker 1: uh we have early solved any problems. But we're at

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01:09:02,200 --> 01:09:06,080
Speaker 1: least we're entertained, aren't we. Yes, I'm having a good time. Honestly.

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01:09:06,720 --> 01:09:09,080
Speaker 1: The cat is trying to jump on the console. Hold on,

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01:09:11,880 --> 01:09:15,320
Speaker 1: get away. Okay, you know what, Max Schnauzer. He stays

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01:09:15,360 --> 01:09:17,200
Speaker 1: far away because when we're doing the show, I'm always

1259
01:09:17,240 --> 01:09:19,679
Speaker 1: screaming like this. He can't handle it. He runs away.

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01:09:19,720 --> 01:09:24,480
Speaker 1: So I'm good. Oh, so Gandhi is thinking about fostering

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Speaker 1: a new pet. Is that happening today? Maybe if I

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01:09:28,000 --> 01:09:30,519
Speaker 1: can convince Scary to give me a ride to a

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01:09:30,600 --> 01:09:33,519
Speaker 1: shelter that's gonna allow me to foster something. I may

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01:09:33,560 --> 01:09:36,320
Speaker 1: come home with a little critter today because watching Danielle

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01:09:36,320 --> 01:09:38,880
Speaker 1: and Froggy playing with their cats and dogs and knowing

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01:09:38,920 --> 01:09:43,200
Speaker 1: Max is over there, I'm so jealous. I just want something. Yeah,

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01:09:43,320 --> 01:09:48,320
Speaker 1: Scary has puss envy. And also while we're talking to

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Speaker 1: our sister Gondhy Danielle, have you seen her? She's on

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01:09:51,120 --> 01:09:55,519
Speaker 1: camera and she's doing her squat magic exercises while she's

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01:09:55,560 --> 01:10:00,160
Speaker 1: eating this. Yeah, I have to counterbalance one with the

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01:10:00,840 --> 01:10:04,320
Speaker 1: So it's great sat magic. We can't see your squat magic.

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01:10:04,360 --> 01:10:07,240
Speaker 1: What exactly is squat magic? Okay? So it's like a

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01:10:07,320 --> 01:10:09,559
Speaker 1: stool and it has these tension bands on it and

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01:10:09,600 --> 01:10:12,040
Speaker 1: you can create, you know, more tension or less so

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01:10:12,080 --> 01:10:15,280
Speaker 1: that you just squat like without really hurting your knees

1276
01:10:15,280 --> 01:10:17,280
Speaker 1: and stuff. So I am not coming out of this

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01:10:17,400 --> 01:10:21,240
Speaker 1: coronavirus social distancing without some big thighs in doing your

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01:10:21,240 --> 01:10:23,439
Speaker 1: squat and magic. Well, what are you eating in that bag?

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01:10:24,840 --> 01:10:29,240
Speaker 1: What is that? They are called nice Cajun snack mix.

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01:10:29,479 --> 01:10:33,920
Speaker 1: It's so good, okay good. I have to off that

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01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:37,840
Speaker 1: one with the other Are you guys all eating like pigs?

1282
01:10:37,840 --> 01:10:40,280
Speaker 1: Are we the only people eating like pigs? Oh my god.

1283
01:10:40,360 --> 01:10:43,240
Speaker 1: This place opened up called Pushtrami House, and I'm like,

1284
01:10:43,240 --> 01:10:44,840
Speaker 1: oh my god, I want everything on the I ordered

1285
01:10:44,840 --> 01:10:48,639
Speaker 1: the entire menu. Elvis. I had brisk go Strammi corn beef. Yeah.

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01:10:48,640 --> 01:10:50,080
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we know. It came to my house, but

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01:10:50,120 --> 01:10:52,000
Speaker 1: I'm like picking it every little thing. I'm like, oh,

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01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:55,719
Speaker 1: this is so good. Froggy, what are you eating? Well?

1289
01:10:55,800 --> 01:10:58,920
Speaker 1: Yesterday I opened up a bag of Eminem's Peanut Easter

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01:10:59,640 --> 01:11:02,160
Speaker 1: and it's said family size. What does it mean when

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01:11:02,200 --> 01:11:04,680
Speaker 1: you eat the whole family size bag by yourself? You're

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01:11:04,720 --> 01:11:08,200
Speaker 1: a family. It means you're independent, you don't need no

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01:11:08,200 --> 01:11:12,120
Speaker 1: one else, Right, Daniel, what are you eating? I just

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01:11:12,200 --> 01:11:16,320
Speaker 1: had a bagel with butter. That's nice. So you know,

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01:11:16,320 --> 01:11:19,080
Speaker 1: I've always heard that you should. You should. Well, I've

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01:11:19,080 --> 01:11:21,040
Speaker 1: always heard that you should. You used to do a

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01:11:21,080 --> 01:11:26,080
Speaker 1: food diary, So yesterday I had an entire table eighty

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01:11:26,080 --> 01:11:29,479
Speaker 1: seven frozen pizza I had. I made my own chicken

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01:11:29,520 --> 01:11:31,600
Speaker 1: palm with no spaghetti for dinner last night, but a

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01:11:31,600 --> 01:11:35,200
Speaker 1: small piece. No. I had four taps white chocolate macadamia

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01:11:35,280 --> 01:11:39,280
Speaker 1: cookies I had, I had some leftover paya and that

1302
01:11:39,320 --> 01:11:42,480
Speaker 1: was yesterday, So I've already started a new list for today.

1303
01:11:42,560 --> 01:11:44,320
Speaker 1: And then, of course, as I was making my list,

1304
01:11:44,400 --> 01:11:46,800
Speaker 1: my trainer, who I'm not training with now, gave me

1305
01:11:46,840 --> 01:11:48,439
Speaker 1: a list of things I have to do today as

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01:11:48,439 --> 01:11:53,600
Speaker 1: far as exercises me. Oh, yeah, I'll get right too though. Yeah.

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01:11:53,680 --> 01:11:56,000
Speaker 1: Lexie is on line twenty four. She says she has

1308
01:11:56,040 --> 01:11:58,280
Speaker 1: good news for us. Oh, we can use some goodness.

1309
01:11:58,280 --> 01:12:02,200
Speaker 1: You guys ready for good news? He lady, Hello, Hello,

1310
01:12:02,479 --> 01:12:07,479
Speaker 1: news Hello. So I was actually calling because thence everything's

1311
01:12:07,479 --> 01:12:09,400
Speaker 1: really sad in the world right now. It's been a

1312
01:12:09,520 --> 01:12:16,360
Speaker 1: year since you guys followed Ridley the Yorkie. Oh, I

1313
01:12:16,439 --> 01:12:20,000
Speaker 1: wrote it in through. Yeah, I called into fifty or

1314
01:12:20,040 --> 01:12:22,240
Speaker 1: I texted in fifty five one hundred about how it's

1315
01:12:22,240 --> 01:12:25,760
Speaker 1: been a year and I can't believe how fat it's gone. Well,

1316
01:12:25,760 --> 01:12:29,360
Speaker 1: hold on a second, h Ridley the Yorkie, that's right,

1317
01:12:29,360 --> 01:12:34,040
Speaker 1: we're following. Yeah, so I was just thinking about it.

1318
01:12:34,040 --> 01:12:35,720
Speaker 1: It popped up and I had to text in and

1319
01:12:35,760 --> 01:12:37,800
Speaker 1: tell you guys that it's been a lot of fun

1320
01:12:37,840 --> 01:12:40,200
Speaker 1: the past year. You guys brought a lot of buzz

1321
01:12:40,280 --> 01:12:43,439
Speaker 1: to his Instagram and it's just been a blast. All right,

1322
01:12:43,479 --> 01:12:46,559
Speaker 1: So let's let's do another push for Ridley the Yorkie.

1323
01:12:46,880 --> 01:12:50,320
Speaker 1: Let's do it. Let you follow on that. Absolutely, congratulations.

1324
01:12:50,320 --> 01:12:53,320
Speaker 1: Tell Ridley, we said, hello, we will. I'm sorry that

1325
01:12:53,360 --> 01:12:55,160
Speaker 1: you guys are stuck in the house. I actually work

1326
01:12:55,200 --> 01:12:59,000
Speaker 1: in the health service, so I'm going to work every day. Oh,

1327
01:12:59,040 --> 01:13:00,680
Speaker 1: thank you. You know what, we have to say, thank

1328
01:13:00,720 --> 01:13:04,360
Speaker 1: you to everyone who's doing what what you're doing, Lexie,

1329
01:13:04,439 --> 01:13:06,559
Speaker 1: and then that's you're on the front lines. We appreciate

1330
01:13:06,600 --> 01:13:08,080
Speaker 1: it very much, and thank you for listening to us.

1331
01:13:08,240 --> 01:13:11,720
Speaker 1: To Ridley, we said, hi, okay, well, thank you so much.

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01:13:11,840 --> 01:13:14,640
Speaker 1: Have a great day. There you go, well, thank you,

1333
01:13:14,760 --> 01:13:17,240
Speaker 1: thank you. But let's go round the room. We haven't

1334
01:13:17,240 --> 01:13:19,040
Speaker 1: done that in a while. But we're not in a room,

1335
01:13:19,120 --> 01:13:24,839
Speaker 1: so let's go around the region, around the East coast.

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01:13:24,920 --> 01:13:26,920
Speaker 1: We'll start with you, scary. What's on your mind today?

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01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:31,240
Speaker 1: So because Gandhi is thinking about fostering a pet, I've

1338
01:13:31,280 --> 01:13:34,240
Speaker 1: been always wanting to test out and I always wanting

1339
01:13:34,240 --> 01:13:37,160
Speaker 1: to test out having a cat. So I'm thinking about

1340
01:13:37,280 --> 01:13:39,920
Speaker 1: test testing, you know, by by fostering a kitten. The

1341
01:13:39,960 --> 01:13:42,920
Speaker 1: problem is, I'm afraid I'm gonna fall in love with it,

1342
01:13:43,360 --> 01:13:45,600
Speaker 1: and then is anyone get a next phone? Um? And

1343
01:13:45,800 --> 01:13:48,479
Speaker 1: and then andraid a friend of gonna fall in love

1344
01:13:48,520 --> 01:13:53,040
Speaker 1: with this? And then uh yeah, I think what's happening?

1345
01:13:53,400 --> 01:13:57,679
Speaker 1: Trying to connect and it's not working for him? So yes,

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01:13:59,200 --> 01:14:04,439
Speaker 1: connect But all I heard what were you asking? Now

1347
01:14:04,520 --> 01:14:10,000
Speaker 1: he's disconnected again. You're going can't hear them. So I'm

1348
01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:14,759
Speaker 1: talking about the cat Elvis that's gonna run away from home? Okay,

1349
01:14:15,600 --> 01:14:17,000
Speaker 1: you want point is? I want a cap and I

1350
01:14:17,040 --> 01:14:19,439
Speaker 1: don't want to and it sounds crasp, but I don't

1351
01:14:19,479 --> 01:14:20,880
Speaker 1: want to fall in love where I'm gonna have to

1352
01:14:20,880 --> 01:14:23,000
Speaker 1: have it full time and and then I am not

1353
01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:24,400
Speaker 1: going to be able to take care of it, that's all.

1354
01:14:24,720 --> 01:14:26,559
Speaker 1: But if you fall in love with it and you

1355
01:14:26,560 --> 01:14:29,360
Speaker 1: want it full time, maybe you'll make time for long term.

1356
01:14:29,479 --> 01:14:31,680
Speaker 1: A kitten kiss your life. A kitten is not for

1357
01:14:31,720 --> 01:14:34,000
Speaker 1: me long term, that's all. It's time to grow up

1358
01:14:34,040 --> 01:14:35,840
Speaker 1: and adjust your life. I just want to be there

1359
01:14:35,880 --> 01:14:40,879
Speaker 1: for twenty four seven. This is a very selfish way

1360
01:14:41,080 --> 01:14:43,240
Speaker 1: to attract the cat. All right, what's going on with

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01:14:43,280 --> 01:14:47,439
Speaker 1: you today? Danielle? All right? So, um, I'm noticing that

1362
01:14:47,520 --> 01:14:52,800
Speaker 1: I'm cooking more even though we're home, I'm trying not

1363
01:14:52,840 --> 01:14:54,920
Speaker 1: to just sit on my butt the whole time, so

1364
01:14:54,960 --> 01:14:57,280
Speaker 1: I'm actually trying to cook a little bit more and

1365
01:14:57,520 --> 01:15:01,639
Speaker 1: myself coming up. So I am going to actually make

1366
01:15:01,680 --> 01:15:04,200
Speaker 1: his birthday cake this year. I am going have you

1367
01:15:04,240 --> 01:15:07,240
Speaker 1: made a cake before I have? But I haven't tried

1368
01:15:07,280 --> 01:15:09,280
Speaker 1: to make a really cool looking cake this year. I'm

1369
01:15:09,320 --> 01:15:12,080
Speaker 1: going to try a cool looking cake. So I'm excited.

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01:15:12,120 --> 01:15:15,120
Speaker 1: I'm excited about at least that part of it. Can

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01:15:15,160 --> 01:15:17,240
Speaker 1: you do it from Pinterest and then do it before

1372
01:15:17,240 --> 01:15:20,759
Speaker 1: and after? Well, it's it's actually from my own mind.

1373
01:15:20,840 --> 01:15:23,639
Speaker 1: So we'll see how it comes out. Elvis, he's scary.

1374
01:15:23,680 --> 01:15:27,120
Speaker 1: Elvis is calling you, it says, calling Theory on his phone.

1375
01:15:27,800 --> 01:15:30,200
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, so now you have to call on

1376
01:15:30,280 --> 01:15:35,000
Speaker 1: the next person. Danielle. Okay, so Froggy, what's up with you?

1377
01:15:35,880 --> 01:15:37,600
Speaker 1: The best part about working from home is I have

1378
01:15:37,720 --> 01:15:39,719
Speaker 1: my two dogs here. It's like great, it is fabulous.

1379
01:15:39,760 --> 01:15:41,519
Speaker 1: I opened the door, the two boys walk in, I

1380
01:15:41,600 --> 01:15:43,320
Speaker 1: play with the dogs, they leave, they come back. It's

1381
01:15:43,400 --> 01:15:47,839
Speaker 1: this is actually kind of like working from home. It's nice.

1382
01:15:48,080 --> 01:15:50,559
Speaker 1: I was thinking the exact opposite. I was thinking about

1383
01:15:50,560 --> 01:15:53,160
Speaker 1: how weird it is working from home. Like I thought

1384
01:15:53,160 --> 01:15:55,519
Speaker 1: this was going to be super duper easy. But the

1385
01:15:55,600 --> 01:15:57,679
Speaker 1: more that we do it and the more we roll out,

1386
01:15:57,800 --> 01:16:00,719
Speaker 1: it's obviously not. Now hold on a second, pause, everybody pause.

1387
01:16:01,040 --> 01:16:04,040
Speaker 1: I Elvis called me on speaker phone because and here's

1388
01:16:04,080 --> 01:16:06,639
Speaker 1: his announcement. Okay, obviously you're on must make an annoucement.

1389
01:16:06,640 --> 01:16:09,600
Speaker 1: I cannot hear you because I'm totally disconnected, but I

1390
01:16:09,680 --> 01:16:11,720
Speaker 1: kept trying to reconnect over and over, and all I

1391
01:16:11,760 --> 01:16:14,200
Speaker 1: heard was Scary say, he's adopting a kitten. We have

1392
01:16:14,280 --> 01:16:19,040
Speaker 1: to put a stop to this. So I don't know

1393
01:16:19,280 --> 01:16:20,880
Speaker 1: where we are with this. I'm gonna try to fix

1394
01:16:20,960 --> 01:16:23,400
Speaker 1: my mic but do whatever happens until I get my

1395
01:16:23,439 --> 01:16:27,960
Speaker 1: microphone fix. Do not allow Scary to hire to bring

1396
01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:30,960
Speaker 1: a kitten into his house, please, Okay, Scary, do not

1397
01:16:31,000 --> 01:16:36,519
Speaker 1: do it. Okay, I love this, so why don't we

1398
01:16:36,520 --> 01:16:38,720
Speaker 1: do that? There you go, Yeah, that's awesome. All right?

1399
01:16:39,880 --> 01:16:43,280
Speaker 1: You want to do the three things? Would the funniest

1400
01:16:43,280 --> 01:16:45,320
Speaker 1: stuff to talk about. And if you want more than three,

1401
01:16:45,400 --> 01:16:47,200
Speaker 1: because we need to stretch you let me know. Somebody

1402
01:16:47,280 --> 01:16:52,280
Speaker 1: just give me a hand signal Scary and I'll keep going. Okay, look, okay,

1403
01:16:52,320 --> 01:16:54,840
Speaker 1: I'm back. Sorry about that, but I love the fact

1404
01:16:54,840 --> 01:16:57,080
Speaker 1: that I was having such a bad technical meltdown that

1405
01:16:57,160 --> 01:16:59,439
Speaker 1: Scary couldn't get his point across. This is what I'm hearing.

1406
01:17:01,800 --> 01:17:06,360
Speaker 1: How to hear the audio ringing every three seconds? Because

1407
01:17:06,360 --> 01:17:10,559
Speaker 1: you know what a scary? Do not adopt a cat.

1408
01:17:10,600 --> 01:17:14,160
Speaker 1: You're not allowed. Okay, perfect, So I'm sorry about that.

1409
01:17:14,840 --> 01:17:17,080
Speaker 1: Are we done with around the room? I'm sorry, Yeah, yeah,

1410
01:17:17,200 --> 01:17:20,280
Speaker 1: I think so did. I'm very triggered. I'm sorry. The

1411
01:17:20,320 --> 01:17:23,400
Speaker 1: equipment's not worth Daniel's baking a cake. Froggy loves working

1412
01:17:23,439 --> 01:17:25,679
Speaker 1: from home. I think it's weird. Scary might get a cat.

1413
01:17:25,840 --> 01:17:28,240
Speaker 1: That was our round. No, you do not get a

1414
01:17:28,240 --> 01:17:30,880
Speaker 1: step away from the cat. All right, let's get into

1415
01:17:31,120 --> 01:17:33,600
Speaker 1: the more than three things you need to know. So,

1416
01:17:34,200 --> 01:17:36,160
Speaker 1: sorry about that. Well, we'll start with three and if

1417
01:17:36,160 --> 01:17:37,600
Speaker 1: you want more, you guys just wave at me. So

1418
01:17:37,680 --> 01:17:41,559
Speaker 1: President Trump has signed a multibillion dollar coronavirus aid package

1419
01:17:41,600 --> 01:17:45,479
Speaker 1: that will include provisions for paid leave benefits, unemployment benefits,

1420
01:17:45,560 --> 01:17:48,360
Speaker 1: and free diagnostic testing to help the nation respond to

1421
01:17:48,400 --> 01:17:50,840
Speaker 1: the outbreak. And I'm sure that we've all been hearing

1422
01:17:50,880 --> 01:17:53,479
Speaker 1: about these stimulus checks that is not official yet. Don't

1423
01:17:53,479 --> 01:17:55,400
Speaker 1: bank on it yet, but if it all goes through,

1424
01:17:55,600 --> 01:17:57,439
Speaker 1: they could be in the mail in less than a month.

1425
01:17:57,520 --> 01:18:00,200
Speaker 1: Reports are saying that the plan would provide two payments

1426
01:18:00,200 --> 01:18:04,000
Speaker 1: of one thousand dollars each too many, not all American adults.

1427
01:18:04,400 --> 01:18:07,240
Speaker 1: Twitter now banning posts with misleading information, and I have

1428
01:18:07,280 --> 01:18:09,360
Speaker 1: seen people complaining all over the place that their stuff

1429
01:18:09,439 --> 01:18:12,200
Speaker 1: is getting taken down, not just Twitter, but Facebook as well.

1430
01:18:12,360 --> 01:18:14,400
Speaker 1: And there's a reason for that. If you are posting

1431
01:18:14,439 --> 01:18:19,160
Speaker 1: things like denials of expert guidance, or you're encouraging fake treatments,

1432
01:18:19,200 --> 01:18:22,879
Speaker 1: they're taking all of that off of Twitter. Twitter's following Facebook,

1433
01:18:22,920 --> 01:18:24,720
Speaker 1: like I said, which in January said that they would

1434
01:18:24,760 --> 01:18:27,559
Speaker 1: take down posts with false claims or conspiracy theories about

1435
01:18:27,640 --> 01:18:30,719
Speaker 1: the coronavirus. And again, that's a safety measure because people

1436
01:18:30,760 --> 01:18:33,000
Speaker 1: need to remain at a safe distance and do the

1437
01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:35,080
Speaker 1: things that the experts are saying, not the things that

1438
01:18:35,120 --> 01:18:38,000
Speaker 1: your favorite celebrity or Instagram model is telling you to do.

1439
01:18:38,360 --> 01:18:41,879
Speaker 1: And finally, we have some good news for deprived basketball fans.

1440
01:18:42,120 --> 01:18:44,759
Speaker 1: The NBA could play a charity game to give fans

1441
01:18:44,760 --> 01:18:47,840
Speaker 1: something to watch during the day's off Isolation. Commissioner Adam

1442
01:18:47,880 --> 01:18:52,000
Speaker 1: Silver told ESPN that a charity competition could happen. He

1443
01:18:52,080 --> 01:18:54,799
Speaker 1: also says that he's not prepared to cancel the entire season,

1444
01:18:54,840 --> 01:18:56,720
Speaker 1: but says he's not sure how the schedule is going

1445
01:18:56,760 --> 01:18:58,640
Speaker 1: to look or if fans will even be able to

1446
01:18:58,680 --> 01:19:02,519
Speaker 1: attend once the season assumed. So some possible good news

1447
01:19:02,560 --> 01:19:04,360
Speaker 1: if they have a charity game, you guys won't starve

1448
01:19:04,400 --> 01:19:06,800
Speaker 1: for basketball for too much longer. And those are your

1449
01:19:06,800 --> 01:19:10,479
Speaker 1: three things. Thank you, gandhi, thank you so much. Oh

1450
01:19:10,520 --> 01:19:12,479
Speaker 1: and of course the headline today is don't be around

1451
01:19:12,479 --> 01:19:15,639
Speaker 1: other people. There head to say it always and obviously

1452
01:19:15,760 --> 01:19:21,240
Speaker 1: you can see that sometimes sometimes it's very challenging when

1453
01:19:21,280 --> 01:19:23,800
Speaker 1: you're doing your show from your own house or you're

1454
01:19:23,840 --> 01:19:26,360
Speaker 1: not with your loved ones. But it's okay, it all

1455
01:19:26,360 --> 01:19:28,880
Speaker 1: works out. People thought that was really sad about what

1456
01:19:29,000 --> 01:19:34,200
Speaker 1: has happened our technical meltdown here, Sorry about that. I'm

1457
01:19:34,240 --> 01:19:36,120
Speaker 1: glad they're still there though, and they're texting us and

1458
01:19:36,160 --> 01:19:39,519
Speaker 1: they didn't go away. Thanks. People. People think I was

1459
01:19:39,560 --> 01:19:45,479
Speaker 1: just ringing into interrupt scary it was hilarious. Go to

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01:19:45,520 --> 01:19:50,599
Speaker 1: line twenty four, Michelle is I'm so sorry, Hi Michelle,

1461
01:19:50,720 --> 01:19:54,600
Speaker 1: sorry about the Yeah, what's going on? What's happening on?

1462
01:19:54,640 --> 01:19:57,599
Speaker 1: Your end. Well, I'm working from home and I'm just

1463
01:19:57,720 --> 01:20:06,479
Speaker 1: dying listening to you interrupting story four. Scary. He was

1464
01:20:06,520 --> 01:20:08,280
Speaker 1: trying to tell a story and he was being so

1465
01:20:08,360 --> 01:20:13,080
Speaker 1: patient and it just wasn't working. And I could on

1466
01:20:13,120 --> 01:20:14,920
Speaker 1: my end. I could see him on Skype. I saw

1467
01:20:15,000 --> 01:20:18,280
Speaker 1: his mouth moving and he would click in and then disconnect.

1468
01:20:18,320 --> 01:20:19,960
Speaker 1: I'll have to click in and he would disconnect and

1469
01:20:20,040 --> 01:20:21,840
Speaker 1: just scary. You should have turned me down. You didn't

1470
01:20:21,840 --> 01:20:23,800
Speaker 1: have to keep me up the whole time. I was

1471
01:20:23,880 --> 01:20:26,519
Speaker 1: waiting for you to interject in any second now that's

1472
01:20:26,520 --> 01:20:28,599
Speaker 1: what I'm used to, and I'm like, okay, any second

1473
01:20:28,680 --> 01:20:30,760
Speaker 1: else is going to come out. I heard. Here's what

1474
01:20:30,760 --> 01:20:34,599
Speaker 1: I heard. I'm gonna get a kitten. I think it'd great.

1475
01:20:35,600 --> 01:20:40,559
Speaker 1: And I'm over here going no, no, I gotta text

1476
01:20:40,560 --> 01:20:42,479
Speaker 1: on Scott to be his wife, saying what the hell's

1477
01:20:42,520 --> 01:20:49,719
Speaker 1: going on? I got up three times to answer my phone.

1478
01:20:50,120 --> 01:20:53,160
Speaker 1: Oh my god, And this is day was awesome. You

1479
01:20:53,160 --> 01:20:55,200
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. I don't know what's gonna happen.

1480
01:20:55,520 --> 01:20:58,800
Speaker 1: I think okay, so we covered stress eating, but anyway

1481
01:20:58,880 --> 01:21:00,960
Speaker 1: back to you, Michelle, are you stress eating at all?

1482
01:21:01,040 --> 01:21:04,720
Speaker 1: Like the rest of us? A little bit. I have

1483
01:21:04,840 --> 01:21:08,120
Speaker 1: eaten a lot of our snacks. Um, but my whole

1484
01:21:08,120 --> 01:21:13,120
Speaker 1: family's home, so everybody is I I shopped before this

1485
01:21:13,200 --> 01:21:16,240
Speaker 1: all started, and then um, I actually went to the

1486
01:21:16,240 --> 01:21:20,439
Speaker 1: store again last night. Already. Wow, there you go. So

1487
01:21:20,600 --> 01:21:23,000
Speaker 1: you're working, you're working from home. Talk talk to us

1488
01:21:23,000 --> 01:21:24,599
Speaker 1: about how that's working out for you, because a lot

1489
01:21:24,640 --> 01:21:28,080
Speaker 1: of our listeners are doing the same thing. Well. Um,

1490
01:21:28,120 --> 01:21:30,479
Speaker 1: we were given permission to take all of our computer

1491
01:21:30,520 --> 01:21:32,560
Speaker 1: equipment home, which is good because otherwise I would have

1492
01:21:32,640 --> 01:21:36,280
Speaker 1: just had my laptop. So um, it's really helpful to

1493
01:21:36,320 --> 01:21:38,479
Speaker 1: have my whole desk. It's like I have a command

1494
01:21:38,560 --> 01:21:41,160
Speaker 1: center in my basement. But I can still hear everything

1495
01:21:41,200 --> 01:21:44,719
Speaker 1: going on upstairs, so that's a little stressful. My daughter

1496
01:21:44,800 --> 01:21:47,880
Speaker 1: was just making her own breakfast and it was a

1497
01:21:47,920 --> 01:21:51,559
Speaker 1: hot mess. I could hear it. But everything you can

1498
01:21:51,600 --> 01:21:54,320
Speaker 1: hear this, I will tell you. Speaking of, you know,

1499
01:21:54,360 --> 01:21:56,040
Speaker 1: being able to take your own gear home, we all

1500
01:21:56,120 --> 01:21:59,560
Speaker 1: have these these technical boards where we turn our microphones

1501
01:21:59,600 --> 01:22:03,760
Speaker 1: up and down on our headphones. And Froggy discovered this

1502
01:22:03,880 --> 01:22:06,960
Speaker 1: feature we all have and I'm afraid for everyone to

1503
01:22:07,040 --> 01:22:10,120
Speaker 1: learn about this. But Froggy, what what did you find?

1504
01:22:10,160 --> 01:22:12,799
Speaker 1: Maybe you have this on your equipment at home too, Michelle,

1505
01:22:12,840 --> 01:22:15,040
Speaker 1: But what do we have on these boards frog, Well, like,

1506
01:22:15,240 --> 01:22:17,200
Speaker 1: for example, when you come into the room, I think

1507
01:22:17,200 --> 01:22:21,559
Speaker 1: you should be ladies and gentlemen now, Elvis Duran which

1508
01:22:23,000 --> 01:22:25,000
Speaker 1: or when you say something funny, of course you need

1509
01:22:25,040 --> 01:22:30,719
Speaker 1: a good laugh. We have a laugh track on these things. Yeah.

1510
01:22:30,760 --> 01:22:43,639
Speaker 1: Which then when when there's a failing play this, yeah

1511
01:22:43,680 --> 01:22:49,479
Speaker 1: plays a squat magic sound squat magic, So at home

1512
01:22:54,640 --> 01:23:00,519
Speaker 1: fail whatever whatever equipment you you brought up? Are you back?

1513
01:23:00,520 --> 01:23:09,200
Speaker 1: Gandhi back applause? All right, Michelle, go have a good day.

1514
01:23:09,240 --> 01:23:14,120
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that we're really just a hot mess right now.

1515
01:23:14,680 --> 01:23:19,160
Speaker 1: Thank thank you for listening. Everything is just falling apart.

1516
01:23:19,320 --> 01:23:22,599
Speaker 1: This is great. This is my favorite part of the show.

1517
01:23:23,600 --> 01:23:25,679
Speaker 1: Did you see that text that rolled in? It said

1518
01:23:25,920 --> 01:23:28,479
Speaker 1: I thought that phone ringing was a secret phone that

1519
01:23:28,520 --> 01:23:31,679
Speaker 1: my wife was hiding from me. The guy's ears perked

1520
01:23:31,760 --> 01:23:33,960
Speaker 1: up and he's like, is that like a secret phone

1521
01:23:33,960 --> 01:23:35,800
Speaker 1: that she's got, like one of the garden burner phones?

1522
01:23:37,280 --> 01:23:40,560
Speaker 1: And also this virus is making us all a little paranoid,

1523
01:23:41,160 --> 01:23:44,960
Speaker 1: a bit um so straight Nate, should we take a break, Yes,

1524
01:23:50,960 --> 01:23:55,559
Speaker 1: we might be back right after this. Okay, his name is,

1525
01:23:57,320 --> 01:24:02,360
Speaker 1: and I'm so good. Miss Duran in the Morning Show,

1526
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1531
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Speaker 1: the Morning Show, Hi, Hello, where you go? I'm my

1532
01:24:30,760 --> 01:24:32,720
Speaker 1: thing went off again, so I had to call you. Hi.

1533
01:24:33,000 --> 01:24:39,519
Speaker 1: It's a different perspective. What does you sound different? Well,

1534
01:24:40,040 --> 01:24:43,080
Speaker 1: your phone is very handy. You could do a remote broadcast.

1535
01:24:43,160 --> 01:24:46,439
Speaker 1: Now you could walk around the neighborhood. Well, no, I

1536
01:24:46,439 --> 01:24:48,640
Speaker 1: don't want to walk around the neighborhoods. I have no neighborhood.

1537
01:24:48,640 --> 01:24:52,680
Speaker 1: I want a farm. Hello. Anyway, you know it's kind

1538
01:24:52,720 --> 01:24:56,040
Speaker 1: of weird. I can see Josh and Jeff are in

1539
01:24:56,120 --> 01:24:58,240
Speaker 1: my computer trying to fix it. So I'm watching them

1540
01:24:58,520 --> 01:25:03,639
Speaker 1: do that. But well, welcome to our reality. Hello? Oh yeah,

1541
01:25:04,880 --> 01:25:09,280
Speaker 1: well yes, question if they have access to your computer,

1542
01:25:09,360 --> 01:25:11,240
Speaker 1: does that mean they could get into your nuty picks?

1543
01:25:12,360 --> 01:25:14,559
Speaker 1: I don't have any nuty picks. That's why I said

1544
01:25:14,640 --> 01:25:17,840
Speaker 1: my life or oh that's something you could take up

1545
01:25:17,880 --> 01:25:20,960
Speaker 1: doing on this little break at home. It looks like

1546
01:25:20,960 --> 01:25:23,599
Speaker 1: they're installing something new on our computer, so that could

1547
01:25:23,640 --> 01:25:26,000
Speaker 1: be good. Hey, thank you to everyone with the texts

1548
01:25:26,080 --> 01:25:28,479
Speaker 1: coming through. At fifty five. I have to tell you

1549
01:25:29,120 --> 01:25:31,439
Speaker 1: that not only should we thank the truckers who are

1550
01:25:31,520 --> 01:25:35,360
Speaker 1: keeping our lifeline open, but also the mechanics who are

1551
01:25:35,439 --> 01:25:38,840
Speaker 1: keeping the trucks operating. Let's hear it for our mechanics. Yea,

1552
01:25:39,800 --> 01:25:46,280
Speaker 1: our mechanics. I know anybody who is going into work

1553
01:25:46,360 --> 01:25:48,080
Speaker 1: right now to do the things that need to get

1554
01:25:48,080 --> 01:25:49,679
Speaker 1: done for us all to still be able to function.

1555
01:25:49,720 --> 01:25:51,360
Speaker 1: Thank you to all of them, because I know every

1556
01:25:51,360 --> 01:25:53,240
Speaker 1: time we say thank you to one group, another group

1557
01:25:53,320 --> 01:25:55,720
Speaker 1: feels left out. But we really appreciate all of it.

1558
01:25:56,040 --> 01:26:00,040
Speaker 1: From the doctors and nurses. Yeah, can we give a

1559
01:26:00,080 --> 01:26:03,040
Speaker 1: special shout out to Jackie Batchie who always listened she's

1560
01:26:03,080 --> 01:26:05,760
Speaker 1: driving into work. She's a nurse and she says that

1561
01:26:05,800 --> 01:26:08,599
Speaker 1: we're her only distraction the entire day before she answered

1562
01:26:08,680 --> 01:26:12,800
Speaker 1: COVID cove in ice you well. And also thank you

1563
01:26:12,840 --> 01:26:16,559
Speaker 1: to the people at Horizon who kept his phone working. Yeah,

1564
01:26:17,000 --> 01:26:19,240
Speaker 1: we just got another text that said this is the

1565
01:26:19,280 --> 01:26:27,280
Speaker 1: greatest dumpster fire ever. I agree. It's all right. I

1566
01:26:27,320 --> 01:26:29,880
Speaker 1: see them. I see them trying to connect me out.

1567
01:26:30,000 --> 01:26:33,400
Speaker 1: It's really funny watching an engineer in your computer because

1568
01:26:33,400 --> 01:26:35,360
Speaker 1: they do things differently than we do because they're smart

1569
01:26:35,400 --> 01:26:41,080
Speaker 1: and we're stupid. But U Line twenty four is Nicole.

1570
01:26:42,280 --> 01:26:45,960
Speaker 1: I think we can connect Tine. Nicole, tell her what

1571
01:26:46,000 --> 01:26:47,960
Speaker 1: you decided to start this week. I think it's a

1572
01:26:48,200 --> 01:26:57,840
Speaker 1: very bad idea. Wait Watchers, No, come on already, I

1573
01:26:58,080 --> 01:27:02,439
Speaker 1: sure did, Danielle. Wow, well it's a good program, but

1574
01:27:02,520 --> 01:27:06,160
Speaker 1: I'm not sure. When you're home and yeah, let me

1575
01:27:06,200 --> 01:27:10,840
Speaker 1: tell you stings. Starting weight Watchers this week is like

1576
01:27:10,880 --> 01:27:15,360
Speaker 1: stop being drinking this week. It just doesn't make sense. Yeah,

1577
01:27:15,400 --> 01:27:24,680
Speaker 1: you know what we do, crazy things socieda. Um, we

1578
01:27:24,840 --> 01:27:29,400
Speaker 1: started on Monday. So far it's it's been okay. You

1579
01:27:29,439 --> 01:27:34,240
Speaker 1: just have to try and figure out the supermarket and

1580
01:27:34,280 --> 01:27:36,439
Speaker 1: what you can get and trying to get things in

1581
01:27:36,920 --> 01:27:42,320
Speaker 1: one big run and use what you have, and it's

1582
01:27:42,400 --> 01:27:44,840
Speaker 1: kind of motivating. You know, if you could do it now,

1583
01:27:45,439 --> 01:27:51,280
Speaker 1: you could definitely make this a lifestyle. It's the only

1584
01:27:51,320 --> 01:27:53,839
Speaker 1: program that ever worked for me, to be totally honest,

1585
01:27:53,920 --> 01:27:56,720
Speaker 1: And I have to say that, like you said, if

1586
01:27:56,720 --> 01:27:59,200
Speaker 1: you can do it now, then it definitely will set

1587
01:27:59,240 --> 01:28:01,600
Speaker 1: you up for the future, that's for sure. What do

1588
01:28:01,640 --> 01:28:03,559
Speaker 1: you think, God, yeah, I did it one other time.

1589
01:28:05,760 --> 01:28:07,880
Speaker 1: I think I need something because I am eating through

1590
01:28:07,960 --> 01:28:10,400
Speaker 1: all of the snacks that I bought for everything. And

1591
01:28:10,479 --> 01:28:12,599
Speaker 1: our friend Bobby Brown, I posted a picture of all

1592
01:28:12,640 --> 01:28:14,559
Speaker 1: of us and what we're doing, and I said, eating

1593
01:28:14,600 --> 01:28:16,400
Speaker 1: all the snacks, and Bobby Brown said, don't eat all

1594
01:28:16,439 --> 01:28:21,320
Speaker 1: the snacks, just have a few. Yeah, right, Thanks, Well,

1595
01:28:21,360 --> 01:28:26,559
Speaker 1: thank you for a free thing. Well, congratulations Nicole. And

1596
01:28:26,640 --> 01:28:29,320
Speaker 1: don't give up just because you hear us taking out.

1597
01:28:30,240 --> 01:28:35,160
Speaker 1: You should do that too, Okay, speaking can't believe I

1598
01:28:35,280 --> 01:28:41,120
Speaker 1: mom this. Yeah, I know we're all confused and screwed up,

1599
01:28:41,120 --> 01:28:43,000
Speaker 1: but we're trying to get through this day. We're actually

1600
01:28:43,000 --> 01:28:45,160
Speaker 1: having fun, believe or not. But hold on, Nicole, thank

1601
01:28:45,160 --> 01:28:48,000
Speaker 1: you so much for listening. Thank you so much. I

1602
01:28:48,040 --> 01:28:50,439
Speaker 1: think I'm on now. I think so too low. Here

1603
01:28:50,479 --> 01:28:53,400
Speaker 1: you are, okay, Hi, I don't know for how much longer?

1604
01:28:53,960 --> 01:28:56,759
Speaker 1: All right, you back, and we have we have Garrett

1605
01:28:56,760 --> 01:28:59,719
Speaker 1: on hold as well. Okay. I just want the engineers

1606
01:28:59,720 --> 01:29:02,360
Speaker 1: to know that my computer doesn't say I'm on, but

1607
01:29:02,400 --> 01:29:03,920
Speaker 1: I'm on, So I'm just gonna be on. I don't.

1608
01:29:04,080 --> 01:29:06,519
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna question it. Yes, we have some great

1609
01:29:06,560 --> 01:29:09,240
Speaker 1: sound from Garrett. Garrett, where are you calling in from today?

1610
01:29:09,520 --> 01:29:13,639
Speaker 1: I'm calling in from Westfield, New Jersey. Hello, Field, New Jersey.

1611
01:29:13,640 --> 01:29:15,920
Speaker 1: We're over the place. Hold On, I guess it's the

1612
01:29:15,960 --> 01:29:18,320
Speaker 1: dog outside. Hold on, I gotta put the dog outside.

1613
01:29:19,000 --> 01:29:20,599
Speaker 1: That funny. When we work from the house, we also

1614
01:29:20,640 --> 01:29:23,680
Speaker 1: have to do house things including Yeah, and by the way,

1615
01:29:23,800 --> 01:29:26,080
Speaker 1: don't like my new co workers at home. Not a

1616
01:29:26,120 --> 01:29:29,680
Speaker 1: fan of them. I've already been repeated at HR and

1617
01:29:29,760 --> 01:29:33,360
Speaker 1: my new jobs. And it's okay that at home employees

1618
01:29:33,400 --> 01:29:37,840
Speaker 1: he's dealing with. Oh please right, get into sound go

1619
01:29:38,479 --> 01:29:39,800
Speaker 1: all right, here we go. All right. So you were

1620
01:29:39,800 --> 01:29:42,360
Speaker 1: talking about this earlier. These are the people down in

1621
01:29:42,400 --> 01:29:46,560
Speaker 1: Miami college kids on spring break, upset that the coronavirus

1622
01:29:46,640 --> 01:29:50,240
Speaker 1: is interfering with their spring break. I hate this. If

1623
01:29:50,240 --> 01:29:52,400
Speaker 1: I get Corona, I get Corona. At the end of

1624
01:29:52,400 --> 01:29:54,200
Speaker 1: the day, I'm not gonna want to stop me for partying.

1625
01:29:54,200 --> 01:29:56,920
Speaker 1: You know, I've been waiting. We've been waiting for Miami

1626
01:29:57,000 --> 01:29:58,920
Speaker 1: springbreak for a while. About too much. We've had to

1627
01:29:58,960 --> 01:30:01,400
Speaker 1: strip playing to three months. Where's out here having a

1628
01:30:01,400 --> 01:30:04,519
Speaker 1: good time? Whatever, happens. Happens with the bars being closed.

1629
01:30:04,800 --> 01:30:07,360
Speaker 1: You know, we'll find alternatives. Unfortunately, it does suck like

1630
01:30:07,360 --> 01:30:12,080
Speaker 1: it's really messing up with my spring break. There's marius,

1631
01:30:12,120 --> 01:30:14,680
Speaker 1: ain't that serious. It's serious. It's more serious things out

1632
01:30:14,720 --> 01:30:16,880
Speaker 1: there like hunger and poverty and we need to adjust that.

1633
01:30:18,920 --> 01:30:23,519
Speaker 1: Why well, why, I'm hoping that was recorded several days

1634
01:30:23,520 --> 01:30:27,519
Speaker 1: ago or yesterday. I think I'm hoping that the people

1635
01:30:27,520 --> 01:30:30,920
Speaker 1: who are running the bars and the restaurants listen to

1636
01:30:30,920 --> 01:30:34,320
Speaker 1: that and they'd self unplugged. I mean, someone's got to

1637
01:30:34,360 --> 01:30:36,639
Speaker 1: do something because these kids are too stupid to figure

1638
01:30:36,680 --> 01:30:38,720
Speaker 1: out on their own. Hope their parents saw them and

1639
01:30:38,760 --> 01:30:41,880
Speaker 1: gave them a snack down. All right, what else you

1640
01:30:41,880 --> 01:30:46,400
Speaker 1: got In times like this, let's turn to Matthew McConaughey

1641
01:30:46,400 --> 01:30:49,040
Speaker 1: for a little pep talk. Hey, everybody in kind of here,

1642
01:30:49,200 --> 01:30:51,960
Speaker 1: just want to say, in these crazy times that we're

1643
01:30:51,960 --> 01:30:56,080
Speaker 1: in with the coronavirus um, there is a green light

1644
01:30:56,120 --> 01:30:57,920
Speaker 1: on the other side of this red light that were

1645
01:30:58,000 --> 01:31:01,240
Speaker 1: in right now. And I believe that green light is

1646
01:31:01,240 --> 01:31:04,639
Speaker 1: going to be built upon the values that we can

1647
01:31:04,760 --> 01:31:11,200
Speaker 1: enact right now, values of fairness, kindness, accountability, resilience, respect, courage.

1648
01:31:11,800 --> 01:31:14,599
Speaker 1: If we practice those things right now, when we get

1649
01:31:14,600 --> 01:31:17,120
Speaker 1: out of this this virus, this time might be the

1650
01:31:17,160 --> 01:31:19,799
Speaker 1: one time that brings us all together and unifies us

1651
01:31:19,800 --> 01:31:23,280
Speaker 1: like we have not been in a long time. Let's

1652
01:31:23,280 --> 01:31:24,720
Speaker 1: see if we can make some lemonade out of this

1653
01:31:24,840 --> 01:31:26,680
Speaker 1: limon that we're in the middle of, turning red light

1654
01:31:26,680 --> 01:31:32,840
Speaker 1: into a green light. I love him, Metaphorth Galore, He's great.

1655
01:31:32,720 --> 01:31:34,880
Speaker 1: You know. The one thing he said that really got

1656
01:31:34,880 --> 01:31:38,559
Speaker 1: my attention was accountability, where you can't just sit there

1657
01:31:38,680 --> 01:31:41,400
Speaker 1: and not do your part. Everyone has to do something

1658
01:31:41,439 --> 01:31:43,600
Speaker 1: and that includes pulling away from other people and not

1659
01:31:43,680 --> 01:31:47,680
Speaker 1: spring breaking. Yes, Gandhi, this is really making me reassess

1660
01:31:47,800 --> 01:31:50,240
Speaker 1: like certain relationships I have in my life because if

1661
01:31:50,280 --> 01:31:52,519
Speaker 1: people are really not paying attention to this and just

1662
01:31:52,600 --> 01:31:54,679
Speaker 1: being selfish and doing their own thing because they don't

1663
01:31:54,720 --> 01:31:57,160
Speaker 1: think it affects them. I'm looking at people differently now,

1664
01:31:57,160 --> 01:32:00,479
Speaker 1: and maybe I shouldn't, but that's what's happening. No, we're

1665
01:32:00,560 --> 01:32:03,040
Speaker 1: learning a lot about each other and ourselves. I learned

1666
01:32:03,040 --> 01:32:05,200
Speaker 1: something about myself last night. If I if I think

1667
01:32:05,240 --> 01:32:08,000
Speaker 1: about it, I'm gonna just start bawling. I'm to start crying.

1668
01:32:08,000 --> 01:32:10,680
Speaker 1: I learned something very important about me last night through

1669
01:32:10,720 --> 01:32:12,799
Speaker 1: all of this, and I think that's great. Pay attention

1670
01:32:12,800 --> 01:32:14,920
Speaker 1: and be aware. All right, back to you, Garrett. What else?

1671
01:32:15,160 --> 01:32:17,280
Speaker 1: All right? Now? A lot of families are getting to

1672
01:32:17,400 --> 01:32:19,880
Speaker 1: learn more about each other. So this one grandson said,

1673
01:32:19,880 --> 01:32:21,680
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm going to turn this opportunity and

1674
01:32:21,680 --> 01:32:25,360
Speaker 1: start telling my grandmother jokes. What did one saggy boob

1675
01:32:25,439 --> 01:32:28,679
Speaker 1: say to the other saggy boob? You need to live.

1676
01:32:30,160 --> 01:32:32,080
Speaker 1: If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna

1677
01:32:32,080 --> 01:32:46,160
Speaker 1: think we're nuts. We love grandma, all right. And then

1678
01:32:46,560 --> 01:32:49,280
Speaker 1: a lot of us are living at working out of home,

1679
01:32:49,320 --> 01:32:52,799
Speaker 1: and we have new coworkers at k our family and pets. Well,

1680
01:32:52,920 --> 01:32:56,640
Speaker 1: this one cat is upset that her owner is home constantly.

1681
01:32:56,680 --> 01:32:59,280
Speaker 1: Now our cat does not like the fact that we're

1682
01:32:59,320 --> 01:33:11,200
Speaker 1: all home qarantined. She's like, why are you in my house? Sorry? Okay,

1683
01:33:16,600 --> 01:33:24,680
Speaker 1: love that, Okay, I'm working on more stuff please, I'm

1684
01:33:24,720 --> 01:33:28,160
Speaker 1: working on my kitchen right now. All right? Well, thank you, Garrett,

1685
01:33:29,040 --> 01:33:33,040
Speaker 1: Thank you, and God bless you. You're a good American Garrett. Everyone,

1686
01:33:34,640 --> 01:33:37,360
Speaker 1: do I sound like Darth Vader again? Now? You sound great? No?

1687
01:33:37,240 --> 01:33:41,080
Speaker 1: Now you go Okay, Well, here's the thing I'm driving

1688
01:33:41,680 --> 01:33:43,680
Speaker 1: in the dark without lights on right now because my

1689
01:33:43,760 --> 01:33:45,800
Speaker 1: computer went down. So if I have to reset it,

1690
01:33:45,800 --> 01:33:47,400
Speaker 1: I don't know how to reset it. So if I

1691
01:33:47,479 --> 01:33:49,360
Speaker 1: go down again, I'm down for the count. You guys

1692
01:33:49,520 --> 01:33:53,240
Speaker 1: have to finish the show. I don't know. Let's get

1693
01:33:53,280 --> 01:33:58,760
Speaker 1: into uh Danielle's report, Danielle Lie from your basement. Yes,

1694
01:33:59,040 --> 01:34:00,839
Speaker 1: here I go. Well, I don't know. If you saw

1695
01:34:00,880 --> 01:34:05,120
Speaker 1: the star studded cover of John Legends, imagine Gal Gadote

1696
01:34:05,120 --> 01:34:08,000
Speaker 1: from Wonder Woman. She actually assembled a lot of Hollywood's

1697
01:34:08,000 --> 01:34:11,920
Speaker 1: big wigs, Natalie Portman, Will Farrell, Amy Adams, they all

1698
01:34:11,960 --> 01:34:15,599
Speaker 1: got together and they were singing different lines for this

1699
01:34:15,680 --> 01:34:19,679
Speaker 1: viral track. It's a viral video and it's a little

1700
01:34:19,720 --> 01:34:22,439
Speaker 1: cringe worthy worthy. I know they meant well, but a

1701
01:34:22,479 --> 01:34:25,280
Speaker 1: lot of people are complaining a lot of people are

1702
01:34:25,360 --> 01:34:28,920
Speaker 1: saying that a load of millionaire singers and actors saying,

1703
01:34:28,960 --> 01:34:31,320
Speaker 1: imagine no possessions is not what I need at a

1704
01:34:31,439 --> 01:34:34,200
Speaker 1: fifty five am. That's what people are saying on Twitter,

1705
01:34:34,400 --> 01:34:37,400
Speaker 1: and they're saying, sending out this video, why don't you

1706
01:34:37,439 --> 01:34:41,120
Speaker 1: just donate money, That's what they're saying. So, yeah, actually

1707
01:34:41,160 --> 01:34:43,640
Speaker 1: doing it to spread the word and for people to

1708
01:34:44,000 --> 01:34:46,880
Speaker 1: donate to charity and stuff like that. But I you know,

1709
01:34:47,080 --> 01:34:49,240
Speaker 1: you know, I mean, people are just trying to stay occupied,

1710
01:34:49,280 --> 01:34:52,520
Speaker 1: I think, and do good things while we're at home. Unfortunately,

1711
01:34:52,760 --> 01:34:55,760
Speaker 1: you know, something work better than others. Okay, let's talk

1712
01:34:55,800 --> 01:34:58,080
Speaker 1: about what some of the celebrities are saying on social

1713
01:34:58,360 --> 01:35:00,920
Speaker 1: Conan O'Brien said, my doctor told me no hugging and

1714
01:35:00,960 --> 01:35:03,960
Speaker 1: no personal contact. Man, I've got the perfect family for

1715
01:35:04,000 --> 01:35:08,880
Speaker 1: the coronavirus. That's what I was saying. Oh uh. Iced

1716
01:35:08,920 --> 01:35:12,160
Speaker 1: Tea said that people are seriously stressing about not being

1717
01:35:12,160 --> 01:35:15,200
Speaker 1: able to wipe their ass. He can't believe that we're

1718
01:35:15,200 --> 01:35:18,439
Speaker 1: still doing this toilet paper thing, the toilet paper thing,

1719
01:35:19,000 --> 01:35:21,839
Speaker 1: Iced Tea can't believe we're still doing the toilet paper thing, Elvis,

1720
01:35:22,080 --> 01:35:25,320
Speaker 1: that we're using toilet paper or just trying to buy it,

1721
01:35:25,520 --> 01:35:28,640
Speaker 1: but both not being able to wipe your ass. But

1722
01:35:29,040 --> 01:35:31,719
Speaker 1: you can't buy it. You can't wipe your gass. Honestly,

1723
01:35:31,960 --> 01:35:33,960
Speaker 1: is anyone on the show had a problem finding at

1724
01:35:34,040 --> 01:35:37,960
Speaker 1: least one or two squares to wipe their butt with? No, no, no, no, okay,

1725
01:35:38,439 --> 01:35:39,960
Speaker 1: it's not in the it's not in any of the

1726
01:35:40,000 --> 01:35:41,760
Speaker 1: stores near me. I had to have GONDI get it

1727
01:35:41,800 --> 01:35:44,519
Speaker 1: for me. Oh. I went to CVS yesterday and they

1728
01:35:44,520 --> 01:35:46,479
Speaker 1: had a you know, only one per customer, and I

1729
01:35:46,680 --> 01:35:49,519
Speaker 1: got a I got a six pack, not on my stomach,

1730
01:35:49,520 --> 01:35:55,479
Speaker 1: but of toilet paper. Fabulous more I did. So we

1731
01:35:55,520 --> 01:35:57,000
Speaker 1: are going to have to wait a little bit longer

1732
01:35:57,040 --> 01:35:59,760
Speaker 1: for our friends reunion. You knew that was gonna happen.

1733
01:35:59,800 --> 01:36:01,759
Speaker 1: It was supposed to film March twenty third and twenty

1734
01:36:01,760 --> 01:36:04,160
Speaker 1: fourth at the Warner Brothers studio in LA. That is

1735
01:36:04,200 --> 01:36:07,160
Speaker 1: not happening, So we're gonna have to wait for that. Um,

1736
01:36:07,880 --> 01:36:09,680
Speaker 1: the Beastie Boy fans, you're gonna have to wait a

1737
01:36:09,720 --> 01:36:13,080
Speaker 1: little bit more for your documentary that has been postponed.

1738
01:36:14,600 --> 01:36:17,200
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. The movie won't hit Imax theaters on April

1739
01:36:18,160 --> 01:36:20,200
Speaker 1: third as planned, so you're gonna have to wait for that.

1740
01:36:20,280 --> 01:36:22,240
Speaker 1: And if you want to know what to watch on Netflix,

1741
01:36:22,240 --> 01:36:24,160
Speaker 1: I'll give you the top five things that people are watching.

1742
01:36:24,479 --> 01:36:27,519
Speaker 1: Boss Baby Back in Business. That's season three. That's actually

1743
01:36:27,560 --> 01:36:29,800
Speaker 1: a cartoon. I know a lot of kids are watching that.

1744
01:36:30,080 --> 01:36:33,719
Speaker 1: Spencer Confidential. That's the movie with Mark Wahlberg and post Malone.

1745
01:36:34,040 --> 01:36:36,599
Speaker 1: It's getting mixed reviews. Some people love it, some people

1746
01:36:36,600 --> 01:36:38,640
Speaker 1: don't love it. Love is blind. That's with Nick and

1747
01:36:38,720 --> 01:36:41,840
Speaker 1: Vanessa Lasche on my Block, the season three finale there

1748
01:36:41,920 --> 01:36:45,080
Speaker 1: and All American the season premiere of There. That is

1749
01:36:45,120 --> 01:36:47,000
Speaker 1: the number one thing that people are watching, so you

1750
01:36:47,040 --> 01:36:50,080
Speaker 1: may want to check it out. Thank you, daniel Live

1751
01:36:50,160 --> 01:36:53,240
Speaker 1: from the basement. Text messages, Hello lady, I'm a nurse

1752
01:36:53,240 --> 01:36:54,720
Speaker 1: on my way to take care of my residence and

1753
01:36:54,800 --> 01:36:56,720
Speaker 1: my assistant living buildings. Shout out to you guys for

1754
01:36:56,840 --> 01:36:59,439
Speaker 1: keeping keeping me sane. Oh my god, if this is

1755
01:36:59,520 --> 01:37:04,320
Speaker 1: keeping some one saying really, here's another text that says,

1756
01:37:04,400 --> 01:37:07,400
Speaker 1: I agree with Gandhi. All right, doesn't matter what Gandhi said,

1757
01:37:07,400 --> 01:37:10,000
Speaker 1: but we all agree with her. Danielle's laugh is making

1758
01:37:10,000 --> 01:37:12,880
Speaker 1: me laugh so much harder. Love you guys. You're having

1759
01:37:12,920 --> 01:37:16,280
Speaker 1: the best show today. For some reason, I had two

1760
01:37:16,400 --> 01:37:18,000
Speaker 1: rolls of toilet paper in the back of my car,

1761
01:37:18,000 --> 01:37:19,439
Speaker 1: so I gave them to a co worker. If that

1762
01:37:19,479 --> 01:37:22,479
Speaker 1: was sweet of you, you may regret that. But anyway,

1763
01:37:22,479 --> 01:37:24,040
Speaker 1: if you want to text us of the texts are

1764
01:37:24,120 --> 01:37:25,599
Speaker 1: rolling in. It's a great way to keep in touch

1765
01:37:25,640 --> 01:37:27,599
Speaker 1: and just let us know how you're feeling. Feeling. Text

1766
01:37:27,680 --> 01:37:29,519
Speaker 1: us at fifty five one hundred, all right, let's get

1767
01:37:29,520 --> 01:37:31,400
Speaker 1: into the three things you need to know from Gandhi's

1768
01:37:31,439 --> 01:37:35,200
Speaker 1: living room. What's going on. A lot of stuff is

1769
01:37:35,200 --> 01:37:38,280
Speaker 1: going on. A second member of Congress has tested positive

1770
01:37:38,280 --> 01:37:41,400
Speaker 1: for COVID nineteen. This is after a Florida congressman tested

1771
01:37:41,439 --> 01:37:44,599
Speaker 1: positive yesterday. The other congressman is from Utah. Now both

1772
01:37:44,640 --> 01:37:47,439
Speaker 1: of them have been quarantined, and they are urging everybody

1773
01:37:47,479 --> 01:37:51,240
Speaker 1: please please listen to the experts, and that means social

1774
01:37:51,360 --> 01:37:54,160
Speaker 1: distancing is important. Stay away from large crowds if you

1775
01:37:54,200 --> 01:37:56,280
Speaker 1: can do it, Stay in your homes if you can

1776
01:37:56,320 --> 01:37:58,960
Speaker 1: do it. Make sure you're washing your hands, washing surfaces,

1777
01:37:59,080 --> 01:38:01,599
Speaker 1: because we've talked about there is not a cure. There

1778
01:38:01,640 --> 01:38:03,880
Speaker 1: may be a vaccine in the future, but our best

1779
01:38:03,960 --> 01:38:05,880
Speaker 1: chance of fighting it is to stay away from each

1780
01:38:05,880 --> 01:38:08,599
Speaker 1: other and to wash our hands. Now, if you think

1781
01:38:08,680 --> 01:38:10,559
Speaker 1: you are immune to it because of your age, you

1782
01:38:10,600 --> 01:38:13,280
Speaker 1: are wrong, because new info out shows that forty percent

1783
01:38:13,320 --> 01:38:15,960
Speaker 1: of people hospitalized are between the ages of twenty and

1784
01:38:16,000 --> 01:38:18,519
Speaker 1: fifty four. So, as we said, take it seriously. It

1785
01:38:18,560 --> 01:38:21,160
Speaker 1: does not discriminate based on age. To all of my

1786
01:38:21,240 --> 01:38:23,880
Speaker 1: grocery hoarders, you guys better use all your stuff because

1787
01:38:23,880 --> 01:38:26,040
Speaker 1: you're not going to be able to return it if

1788
01:38:26,280 --> 01:38:28,519
Speaker 1: some states have their way. Certain states are working on

1789
01:38:28,600 --> 01:38:31,479
Speaker 1: legislation to make it illegal to return your hoarded groceries,

1790
01:38:31,520 --> 01:38:33,920
Speaker 1: anything that you bought in a panic, even if you

1791
01:38:33,960 --> 01:38:35,920
Speaker 1: didn't buy it in a panic, they're not wanting people

1792
01:38:35,920 --> 01:38:38,240
Speaker 1: to bring that back. Now. This is because the virus

1793
01:38:38,240 --> 01:38:41,120
Speaker 1: can remain viable for hours and days on surfaces. So

1794
01:38:41,160 --> 01:38:42,960
Speaker 1: if you are returning something that was in your home

1795
01:38:42,960 --> 01:38:44,799
Speaker 1: and you've been exposed to it, you could be spreading

1796
01:38:44,840 --> 01:38:46,880
Speaker 1: the virus and they want that to stop. I know

1797
01:38:46,920 --> 01:38:49,400
Speaker 1: Scotty Be told us that's already happened in his area,

1798
01:38:49,439 --> 01:38:51,879
Speaker 1: and the Senate is actually going to vote on it today.

1799
01:38:52,439 --> 01:38:55,639
Speaker 1: And how about some good news. There's good news coming

1800
01:38:55,680 --> 01:38:58,040
Speaker 1: out of Wuhan, China right now. That is where we

1801
01:38:58,120 --> 01:39:01,920
Speaker 1: know the virus originated and it was hit really hard.

1802
01:39:01,960 --> 01:39:04,720
Speaker 1: Well yesterday they reported it was the first day that

1803
01:39:04,800 --> 01:39:07,519
Speaker 1: they had not had one new case. So we're looking

1804
01:39:07,560 --> 01:39:09,160
Speaker 1: at that as a good sign, and we know that

1805
01:39:09,160 --> 01:39:10,760
Speaker 1: they are already on the other side of this, and

1806
01:39:10,760 --> 01:39:13,160
Speaker 1: a big part of that is because again, social distancing

1807
01:39:13,200 --> 01:39:14,960
Speaker 1: is really going to help us. And those are your

1808
01:39:15,040 --> 01:39:17,280
Speaker 1: three things, and I'm glad you said that as your

1809
01:39:17,320 --> 01:39:20,120
Speaker 1: last point. People are asking why we're not together. Well,

1810
01:39:20,200 --> 01:39:23,519
Speaker 1: social distancing is what we all need to be doing.

1811
01:39:24,200 --> 01:39:26,720
Speaker 1: People are wondering if we're quarantining right now because of

1812
01:39:26,760 --> 01:39:29,720
Speaker 1: health reasons. Well, yeah, I think everyone who's quarantining is

1813
01:39:30,479 --> 01:39:33,040
Speaker 1: doing it for health reasons. Were we asked to or

1814
01:39:33,080 --> 01:39:36,920
Speaker 1: forced to? No, this is all voluntary. People are wondering

1815
01:39:36,920 --> 01:39:39,000
Speaker 1: why I'm at the farm and Alex isn't here. Well,

1816
01:39:39,080 --> 01:39:41,400
Speaker 1: he also has a zoo to take care of, and

1817
01:39:41,400 --> 01:39:43,960
Speaker 1: he has other responsibilities. I'm hoping I see him this weekend.

1818
01:39:44,800 --> 01:39:46,519
Speaker 1: People are asking if I'm watching a lot of gay

1819
01:39:46,560 --> 01:39:52,360
Speaker 1: porn at home. No, I'm not even horny. I could

1820
01:39:52,360 --> 01:39:56,800
Speaker 1: fold you some links if you want. No, No, thank you, scary.

1821
01:39:57,240 --> 01:39:59,040
Speaker 1: The only thing I think about putting in my mouth

1822
01:39:59,160 --> 01:40:02,000
Speaker 1: is like a meat loaf for a hot dog or

1823
01:40:02,040 --> 01:40:06,479
Speaker 1: something I just would hoast. Yeah, I think for that,

1824
01:40:07,680 --> 01:40:09,799
Speaker 1: I know I'm not gonna. I can't eat it. Sex

1825
01:40:09,880 --> 01:40:11,720
Speaker 1: and eating just don't mix with me. I just can't

1826
01:40:11,760 --> 01:40:16,480
Speaker 1: unless it's gream. What are you eating, Froggy, I'm marshmallow. Okay,

1827
01:40:17,280 --> 01:40:23,120
Speaker 1: I'm Marsha for health. It's weird. Marshmallows pure sugar. That

1828
01:40:23,160 --> 01:40:26,400
Speaker 1: sounds awesome. It is all right, let's take a break.

1829
01:40:26,439 --> 01:40:29,240
Speaker 1: But I do know that the king of the marshmallows, Froggy,

1830
01:40:29,320 --> 01:40:32,240
Speaker 1: has food news coming up right after this. I can't wait.

1831
01:40:34,040 --> 01:40:37,400
Speaker 1: Are you feeling saucy today, Danielle? Does anyone know this

1832
01:40:37,439 --> 01:40:42,280
Speaker 1: man Froggy? Now? I understand why the wild eat. They're young, Gandhi.

1833
01:40:42,439 --> 01:40:45,840
Speaker 1: If you see something, say something. Starting your day blood

1834
01:40:46,000 --> 01:40:51,680
Speaker 1: listening to you guys every day show bring out your

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Speaker 1: sun protection daily is essential, so stock up today, available

1839
01:41:04,600 --> 01:41:12,680
Speaker 1: at Amazons. You're a dumb assning show. I don't know.

1840
01:41:12,880 --> 01:41:14,920
Speaker 1: We're about to get into food news and Leslie we

1841
01:41:14,920 --> 01:41:17,679
Speaker 1: should be talking about because we're all feating our faces

1842
01:41:17,720 --> 01:41:19,519
Speaker 1: right now. I'm eating pie, What are you? What are

1843
01:41:19,520 --> 01:41:23,559
Speaker 1: you guys eating? Froggy's eating a marshmallow. I'm going with

1844
01:41:23,600 --> 01:41:30,120
Speaker 1: those and it sounds delicious, by the way. From all right, first, Tina. Tina,

1845
01:41:30,240 --> 01:41:33,880
Speaker 1: who works as an Amazon delivery driver, is online twenty

1846
01:41:33,880 --> 01:41:36,559
Speaker 1: four Oh my gosh, let's check in with Tina. You

1847
01:41:36,600 --> 01:41:40,040
Speaker 1: are royalty to us. Do you know that? I do?

1848
01:41:41,760 --> 01:41:45,680
Speaker 1: You know? You know the power? Now? So from your

1849
01:41:45,720 --> 01:41:50,559
Speaker 1: Amazon delivery driving perspective, how are you doing? What's the latest?

1850
01:41:50,560 --> 01:41:52,439
Speaker 1: What is something we need to know that we probably

1851
01:41:52,439 --> 01:41:57,000
Speaker 1: don't know? Um? Oh gosh, I don't know. I know

1852
01:41:57,120 --> 01:41:59,599
Speaker 1: that every day I go out with toilet paper and

1853
01:42:00,040 --> 01:42:02,160
Speaker 1: paper tails. I'm afraid I'm going to get card jacked

1854
01:42:02,479 --> 01:42:05,840
Speaker 1: or I should say chop jack. Right. Oh wow, yeah,

1855
01:42:05,880 --> 01:42:07,960
Speaker 1: because that stuff is it's it's worth its weight in gold.

1856
01:42:08,000 --> 01:42:10,320
Speaker 1: And even way that it is worth it is weight

1857
01:42:10,479 --> 01:42:14,280
Speaker 1: of gold. I have more gold in my back. Chuck

1858
01:42:14,360 --> 01:42:17,519
Speaker 1: of toilet paper. Oh, I don't tell everyone where you

1859
01:42:17,520 --> 01:42:19,880
Speaker 1: are because that could be very dangerous. Didn't it crazy

1860
01:42:19,920 --> 01:42:24,360
Speaker 1: how toilet paper has become such a commodity? I know? Now?

1861
01:42:24,479 --> 01:42:26,960
Speaker 1: What about what we're hearing about? You know these cardboard

1862
01:42:26,960 --> 01:42:30,080
Speaker 1: boxes that the virus can actually live on them for

1863
01:42:30,120 --> 01:42:32,800
Speaker 1: a while. I mean, how are you protecting protecting yourself, Tina,

1864
01:42:32,800 --> 01:42:35,800
Speaker 1: because you're very important to us. Well, we all have

1865
01:42:35,880 --> 01:42:38,640
Speaker 1: gloves that we wear, but I heard that the cardboard

1866
01:42:38,680 --> 01:42:41,200
Speaker 1: and the plastic doesn't last that long. But I do know,

1867
01:42:42,000 --> 01:42:46,639
Speaker 1: you know, hand sanitizer we all wear gloves wiping down

1868
01:42:46,640 --> 01:42:51,840
Speaker 1: the trucks every day. Well, and we'll keep doing it

1869
01:42:51,880 --> 01:42:53,759
Speaker 1: and just keep just keep in mind that, you know, Tina,

1870
01:42:53,840 --> 01:42:56,439
Speaker 1: We've had deep respect for everyone at Amazon for so

1871
01:42:56,479 --> 01:42:59,680
Speaker 1: long and now even more so because I mean, you

1872
01:42:59,720 --> 01:43:02,200
Speaker 1: are keeping us connected to the things we need, especially

1873
01:43:02,240 --> 01:43:04,639
Speaker 1: if we need to be distancing ourselves from going out.

1874
01:43:05,160 --> 01:43:07,519
Speaker 1: Thank you very much for being there, and we can't

1875
01:43:07,560 --> 01:43:10,200
Speaker 1: say thank you enough and be careful. Yeah, that way

1876
01:43:10,280 --> 01:43:12,760
Speaker 1: everybody keeps delivering. I just want to let you guys

1877
01:43:12,760 --> 01:43:15,760
Speaker 1: know I am sitting here laughing because you guys are

1878
01:43:15,800 --> 01:43:17,840
Speaker 1: doing such a great job and for people that are

1879
01:43:17,840 --> 01:43:20,840
Speaker 1: on the road by ourselves all the time, we are

1880
01:43:21,680 --> 01:43:24,600
Speaker 1: enjoying your show. Oh you're never by yourself when you

1881
01:43:24,640 --> 01:43:27,360
Speaker 1: have us on. Hello, We're here for you, Tina. I

1882
01:43:27,439 --> 01:43:29,519
Speaker 1: know that's what I'm saying. I love it. I feel

1883
01:43:29,520 --> 01:43:33,040
Speaker 1: like I'm right with you guys. So let me ask

1884
01:43:33,040 --> 01:43:35,559
Speaker 1: you a question, to be honest, are you laughing harder

1885
01:43:35,600 --> 01:43:37,559
Speaker 1: at the stuff where we're trying to be funny or

1886
01:43:37,560 --> 01:43:39,679
Speaker 1: are you laughing at the stuff where everything just melts

1887
01:43:39,720 --> 01:43:43,160
Speaker 1: down and nothing works and technically we're a big mess.

1888
01:43:45,720 --> 01:43:48,519
Speaker 1: I'm laughing at all of you guys, because you're making

1889
01:43:48,720 --> 01:43:51,800
Speaker 1: everything feel better because I feel like right now in

1890
01:43:51,840 --> 01:43:54,640
Speaker 1: the world, it's just kind of like everyone's kind of

1891
01:43:54,640 --> 01:43:56,640
Speaker 1: at a law. We don't know if we want to

1892
01:43:56,640 --> 01:43:58,360
Speaker 1: be happier, we don't know if we want to be sad,

1893
01:43:58,439 --> 01:43:59,920
Speaker 1: we don't know if we want to believe what's going on.

1894
01:44:00,560 --> 01:44:03,960
Speaker 1: So just the last three hours, I'm just like, forget

1895
01:44:04,040 --> 01:44:09,040
Speaker 1: about what's going on. And last why Elvis loses his microphone.

1896
01:44:09,800 --> 01:44:13,759
Speaker 1: Thank you, I'm losing it, Tina. Thank you. Be safe

1897
01:44:13,760 --> 01:44:15,559
Speaker 1: and stay in touch with us. Okay, feel free to

1898
01:44:15,600 --> 01:44:19,000
Speaker 1: text us any time you want. All right, Elvis, I

1899
01:44:19,040 --> 01:44:22,360
Speaker 1: read your book. I loved it. Oh, thank you, thank

1900
01:44:22,400 --> 01:44:25,280
Speaker 1: you very much. There's actually something in that book where

1901
01:44:25,360 --> 01:44:27,760
Speaker 1: I talk about, you know, what we do for living

1902
01:44:27,760 --> 01:44:29,920
Speaker 1: in our need to connect and that's why we're in

1903
01:44:30,000 --> 01:44:32,400
Speaker 1: radio because we need to connect with people. And then

1904
01:44:32,439 --> 01:44:34,000
Speaker 1: when we found out there was a chance we could

1905
01:44:34,000 --> 01:44:36,240
Speaker 1: not go on and connect today, I felt like someone

1906
01:44:36,320 --> 01:44:38,240
Speaker 1: had kicked me in the balls. I was in so

1907
01:44:38,320 --> 01:44:42,439
Speaker 1: much pain and hated. We're so so happy that we

1908
01:44:42,520 --> 01:44:44,920
Speaker 1: have some smart people working to keep you. So glad

1909
01:44:44,960 --> 01:44:47,679
Speaker 1: you guys did that because searching around the radio looking

1910
01:44:47,720 --> 01:44:49,720
Speaker 1: for something to listen to, even though I listen to

1911
01:44:49,720 --> 01:44:52,080
Speaker 1: you guys all morning, there's nothing else to listen to,

1912
01:44:52,200 --> 01:44:55,080
Speaker 1: and you guys are just so fun. Oh thank you,

1913
01:44:55,320 --> 01:44:59,160
Speaker 1: we love you. Call us every day, Tina, to be safe,

1914
01:45:00,200 --> 01:45:03,519
Speaker 1: all right, take care, all right, bye bye. Speaking of

1915
01:45:03,600 --> 01:45:06,360
Speaker 1: hitting the motherload, because Amazon gives us the mother load

1916
01:45:06,360 --> 01:45:09,840
Speaker 1: every day, our friend Glenn from Virgil's Barbecue and Carmines,

1917
01:45:10,280 --> 01:45:12,800
Speaker 1: I'm hearing he dropped off a lot of food for

1918
01:45:12,880 --> 01:45:15,720
Speaker 1: all of our radio stations and everyone working at our studios.

1919
01:45:16,439 --> 01:45:18,559
Speaker 1: In fact, Virgils and Carmines uptown in New York City

1920
01:45:18,640 --> 01:45:21,439
Speaker 1: is wide open for takeout and delivery, and just like

1921
01:45:21,520 --> 01:45:23,720
Speaker 1: other restaurants in town, they've had to lay off a

1922
01:45:23,720 --> 01:45:27,200
Speaker 1: lot of people. A lot of people are on standby

1923
01:45:27,280 --> 01:45:29,519
Speaker 1: with Carmines and Virgils, but there are people working to

1924
01:45:29,600 --> 01:45:32,599
Speaker 1: keep you fed. So wherever you are, what town you're in,

1925
01:45:33,160 --> 01:45:36,280
Speaker 1: seek out the people who are delivering food or have takeouts,

1926
01:45:36,280 --> 01:45:39,920
Speaker 1: they have curb service. Keep them in business because they

1927
01:45:39,960 --> 01:45:45,040
Speaker 1: are important people to us. All What are you eating? Scary? Well,

1928
01:45:45,040 --> 01:45:46,760
Speaker 1: I haven't gotten to go out there yet, but it

1929
01:45:46,800 --> 01:45:50,000
Speaker 1: looks like a Nate. Nate's got a big bet. Oh yeah,

1930
01:45:50,080 --> 01:45:51,920
Speaker 1: what do you eat? I got the motherload. I got

1931
01:45:52,240 --> 01:45:56,400
Speaker 1: two and a half meatballs. I got some chicken parm

1932
01:45:56,520 --> 01:46:00,880
Speaker 1: assemble yourself, some penny all the vodka I cannot get home.

1933
01:46:01,280 --> 01:46:05,559
Speaker 1: All thank you in our family. You consider Glenn and

1934
01:46:05,600 --> 01:46:08,080
Speaker 1: everyone at Virgil and Carmines our family. Thank you so much,

1935
01:46:08,120 --> 01:46:11,160
Speaker 1: and do support anyone and everyone who is still open

1936
01:46:11,240 --> 01:46:13,840
Speaker 1: for business in any way they can be all right

1937
01:46:13,840 --> 01:46:16,200
Speaker 1: into food news. Come on, let's do it, Froggy. We're

1938
01:46:16,200 --> 01:46:24,320
Speaker 1: ready for right now. Well, it is almost Easter time

1939
01:46:24,400 --> 01:46:27,719
Speaker 1: and Peeps has just launched five new flavors for Eastern

1940
01:46:27,760 --> 01:46:30,040
Speaker 1: twenty twenty. Your new flavors you're getting this year. I

1941
01:46:30,080 --> 01:46:32,040
Speaker 1: know Daniel has already tried them. So here they are

1942
01:46:32,560 --> 01:46:39,920
Speaker 1: root Beer Flavors, Float Peeps, Hot Chocolate Pudding, Peepsloot Peeps

1943
01:46:40,200 --> 01:46:46,400
Speaker 1: and rest there. I didn't try to right, Okay, so

1944
01:46:46,439 --> 01:46:49,240
Speaker 1: that you got new Peeps for Easter, Elvis, I know

1945
01:46:49,320 --> 01:46:51,160
Speaker 1: you love the suvied egg bites that they have at

1946
01:46:51,200 --> 01:46:53,840
Speaker 1: Starbucks every single morning. Well I love Suvied egg bites.

1947
01:46:54,760 --> 01:46:57,400
Speaker 1: Well guess what now you can get them at your

1948
01:46:57,439 --> 01:47:02,800
Speaker 1: local is it Aldie grocery store? Aldi Is restop? Yeah,

1949
01:47:02,800 --> 01:47:04,400
Speaker 1: all you can get two of them. They come in

1950
01:47:04,439 --> 01:47:06,760
Speaker 1: little packs. They're really good. They're nice. They come in

1951
01:47:06,760 --> 01:47:09,280
Speaker 1: different flavors. But you know what, get them right now.

1952
01:47:09,280 --> 01:47:11,240
Speaker 1: While they last they were sold out, but now they

1953
01:47:11,280 --> 01:47:15,080
Speaker 1: are back and they're good. Suvie deg Bites, Elvis loves them.

1954
01:47:15,160 --> 01:47:17,360
Speaker 1: You will love them as well. By the way, don't

1955
01:47:17,439 --> 01:47:20,280
Speaker 1: enter your phone. That was Gandhi checking in again. Sorry, guys,

1956
01:47:20,920 --> 01:47:24,519
Speaker 1: that's okay, gonna have you here. Back to you, Froggie. So,

1957
01:47:24,560 --> 01:47:27,440
Speaker 1: as you mentioned, a lot of restaurants are doing takeout

1958
01:47:27,479 --> 01:47:30,080
Speaker 1: and a lot of the delivery services. Well now you

1959
01:47:30,120 --> 01:47:31,720
Speaker 1: know a lot of dining rooms are closed, but you

1960
01:47:31,720 --> 01:47:33,880
Speaker 1: can still get the food that you want. A lot

1961
01:47:33,920 --> 01:47:37,040
Speaker 1: of restaurants doing free delivery. Chipotle for the month of March,

1962
01:47:37,160 --> 01:47:40,599
Speaker 1: delivery is free with a ten dollars minimum purchase. Door

1963
01:47:40,720 --> 01:47:43,840
Speaker 1: Dash has waived their delivery fee for one month, and

1964
01:47:44,120 --> 01:47:47,600
Speaker 1: KFC is doing it through April twenty sixth free delivery

1965
01:47:47,760 --> 01:47:50,280
Speaker 1: with a minimum purchase of twelve dollars through the website

1966
01:47:50,360 --> 01:47:53,960
Speaker 1: or through grub Hub and Seamless and Uber Eats as well.

1967
01:47:54,240 --> 01:47:56,599
Speaker 1: Free food delivery. They're taking it so you can get

1968
01:47:56,640 --> 01:48:00,479
Speaker 1: food without paying the delivery fees during this time. Do

1969
01:48:00,520 --> 01:48:03,040
Speaker 1: you have a countdown for us. Yes, you're going to

1970
01:48:03,080 --> 01:48:04,560
Speaker 1: the store. You want to know what to five? You

1971
01:48:04,600 --> 01:48:07,040
Speaker 1: have the top five items being sold right now during

1972
01:48:07,040 --> 01:48:15,840
Speaker 1: your coronavirus craze. You're ready. Number five canned soup in

1973
01:48:15,880 --> 01:48:22,080
Speaker 1: the shelves. Yes, no, every day. Next, crackers and rice

1974
01:48:22,120 --> 01:48:30,559
Speaker 1: cakes at number four, rice cakes number three. Rice and

1975
01:48:30,800 --> 01:48:37,280
Speaker 1: grains are number three, grains, rice two. You're gonna love these.

1976
01:48:37,960 --> 01:48:41,760
Speaker 1: Number two canned beans are flying off the show. Oh yeah,

1977
01:48:41,800 --> 01:48:44,479
Speaker 1: I know everyone. You know what protein and fiber. You

1978
01:48:44,560 --> 01:48:47,799
Speaker 1: have so many delicious reasons to eat your canned beans.

1979
01:48:47,840 --> 01:48:50,280
Speaker 1: Back to you, bean. And the number one thing flying

1980
01:48:50,280 --> 01:48:53,000
Speaker 1: off the shells to keep in your pantry during coronavirus

1981
01:48:53,040 --> 01:49:01,360
Speaker 1: are nut butters, nut butternut butters, A good nut butter butter.

1982
01:49:01,800 --> 01:49:05,679
Speaker 1: Oh god, so healthy, all of those things, and mix

1983
01:49:05,720 --> 01:49:08,960
Speaker 1: them up with some grains and some nut butters. I

1984
01:49:09,000 --> 01:49:15,439
Speaker 1: would just being so happy like butter. It's it's scariest

1985
01:49:15,479 --> 01:49:22,120
Speaker 1: as cashoe. You shouldn't say that during the coronavirus anyway.

1986
01:49:22,640 --> 01:49:25,280
Speaker 1: Thank you again to carmines and virgils and our friend Glenn,

1987
01:49:25,720 --> 01:49:27,880
Speaker 1: and you know, cheap bastard Brodie's at home. He's so mad.

1988
01:49:27,880 --> 01:49:30,519
Speaker 1: He's not here with his his to go take out

1989
01:49:31,400 --> 01:49:36,840
Speaker 1: plates right. Anyway, we gotta take a break. We'll be

1990
01:49:36,880 --> 01:49:49,360
Speaker 1: back after this, I think before the morning show. El

1991
01:49:50,240 --> 01:49:52,960
Speaker 1: in the morning show, A lot of people check it

1992
01:49:53,000 --> 01:49:54,920
Speaker 1: in thanking us for being on the air today. It's

1993
01:49:54,960 --> 01:49:56,760
Speaker 1: great being here. It's our honor to be here. As

1994
01:49:56,760 --> 01:49:58,960
Speaker 1: a matter of fact, I feel like we would all

1995
01:49:59,120 --> 01:50:01,920
Speaker 1: suffocate and not be able to breathe if we could

1996
01:50:01,960 --> 01:50:03,920
Speaker 1: not be here to do this show. So not only

1997
01:50:03,920 --> 01:50:06,559
Speaker 1: do we need each other like you need your family

1998
01:50:06,600 --> 01:50:08,760
Speaker 1: and friends, but we all we need to be doing

1999
01:50:08,760 --> 01:50:10,639
Speaker 1: what we're doing as you were doing what you're doing.

2000
01:50:11,160 --> 01:50:15,080
Speaker 1: Social distancing. Don't let that phrase go by without thinking

2001
01:50:15,080 --> 01:50:18,240
Speaker 1: it through. We're actually seeing some things in our own backyard,

2002
01:50:18,280 --> 01:50:21,360
Speaker 1: in our own family. Here a lot of problems because

2003
01:50:21,360 --> 01:50:24,000
Speaker 1: people are not separating when they should be separating. If

2004
01:50:24,320 --> 01:50:27,080
Speaker 1: a family member is ill, or if you're not feeling well,

2005
01:50:27,160 --> 01:50:29,200
Speaker 1: you've got to pull back. I know you don't want to,

2006
01:50:29,280 --> 01:50:31,360
Speaker 1: and you're afraid of being alone with yourself or alone

2007
01:50:31,360 --> 01:50:33,880
Speaker 1: with your thoughts. You have no choice. You owe it

2008
01:50:33,920 --> 01:50:36,559
Speaker 1: to yourself and everyone you love to make sure you

2009
01:50:36,640 --> 01:50:39,519
Speaker 1: do the right thing. So that's why we're having a

2010
01:50:39,560 --> 01:50:43,840
Speaker 1: crap show today. From let's see Danielle's in her basement.

2011
01:50:43,880 --> 01:50:46,320
Speaker 1: Froggy's in his guest bedroom. Look, he's lounging on the bed.

2012
01:50:46,800 --> 01:50:49,960
Speaker 1: And there is a scary at light FM studios and yeah,

2013
01:50:50,360 --> 01:50:52,519
Speaker 1: I can see your junk. Froggy put that away. There's

2014
01:50:52,560 --> 01:50:57,280
Speaker 1: Gandhi in her living room a seriously, And I'm at

2015
01:50:57,320 --> 01:50:59,439
Speaker 1: my farm all by myself. And I tell you, once

2016
01:50:59,479 --> 01:51:01,599
Speaker 1: this show's over, I'll be alone with my thoughts once again.

2017
01:51:01,640 --> 01:51:05,439
Speaker 1: And I'm you know, I'm hoping we all figure out

2018
01:51:05,479 --> 01:51:07,280
Speaker 1: how to do this, because this is something new to

2019
01:51:07,280 --> 01:51:10,960
Speaker 1: all of us, right and everyone listening to. If somebody

2020
01:51:11,000 --> 01:51:14,360
Speaker 1: get your house is sick, that means you could presumptively

2021
01:51:14,400 --> 01:51:16,080
Speaker 1: be sick too. So do not go to work, and

2022
01:51:16,120 --> 01:51:18,599
Speaker 1: don't be around other people. If you've been around somebody

2023
01:51:18,600 --> 01:51:21,960
Speaker 1: who's sick, you have to assume that you are now

2024
01:51:21,960 --> 01:51:26,040
Speaker 1: a carrier. Yeah, exactly. Do not go in or go

2025
01:51:26,200 --> 01:51:30,240
Speaker 1: in near anyone else, because keep in mind that will

2026
01:51:30,280 --> 01:51:33,680
Speaker 1: prevent you or them from seeing someone in an emergency.

2027
01:51:33,760 --> 01:51:35,960
Speaker 1: And that's you just don't want to do that. Don't

2028
01:51:35,960 --> 01:51:38,120
Speaker 1: be responsible for that. I have to tell you something

2029
01:51:39,600 --> 01:51:41,880
Speaker 1: for yourself, you roll the dice for everybody around you.

2030
01:51:41,920 --> 01:51:43,720
Speaker 1: Everybody that you come in contact with, and don't make

2031
01:51:43,760 --> 01:51:46,080
Speaker 1: that decision for everyone because you don't know their health

2032
01:51:46,160 --> 01:51:48,680
Speaker 1: situation and you don't know what's going on in their

2033
01:51:48,720 --> 01:51:50,439
Speaker 1: lives and the people that they have to take care

2034
01:51:50,479 --> 01:51:53,599
Speaker 1: of who they won't be able to take care of. Yeah,

2035
01:51:53,720 --> 01:51:56,320
Speaker 1: and don't say stupid things on text messages. Someone just

2036
01:51:56,560 --> 01:51:59,000
Speaker 1: said to me using the term suffocating not being able

2037
01:51:59,000 --> 01:52:01,679
Speaker 1: to breathe this bad voice when there's a respiratory pandemic,

2038
01:52:01,680 --> 01:52:03,920
Speaker 1: and then they call me a goofball. Hey, you know what,

2039
01:52:04,280 --> 01:52:06,519
Speaker 1: I don't want you listening to our show. I'm gonna

2040
01:52:06,560 --> 01:52:08,400
Speaker 1: lose my crap on you. I'm blocking you, but I

2041
01:52:08,439 --> 01:52:10,599
Speaker 1: want you to turn our show off. Knowing that you

2042
01:52:10,720 --> 01:52:12,880
Speaker 1: and someone like you is listening makes me sick to

2043
01:52:12,920 --> 01:52:18,880
Speaker 1: my stomach. Goodbye. All right? What else I'm so that

2044
01:52:19,040 --> 01:52:22,320
Speaker 1: like the word ridiculous, Yeah, there is, This is no

2045
01:52:22,400 --> 01:52:24,720
Speaker 1: time for you to be a smartass with me. You know,

2046
01:52:24,880 --> 01:52:26,840
Speaker 1: I'm we're up here, we got we've got our own

2047
01:52:26,840 --> 01:52:29,559
Speaker 1: stuff to deal with. Don't don't start, don't you dare

2048
01:52:30,240 --> 01:52:33,519
Speaker 1: so a second ago I went to use the bathroom.

2049
01:52:33,560 --> 01:52:35,439
Speaker 1: And sometimes don't laugh at me, and I'm telling you

2050
01:52:35,479 --> 01:52:39,560
Speaker 1: something really personal. Sometimes when I go to use the bathroom,

2051
01:52:39,600 --> 01:52:41,280
Speaker 1: I sit down to use the bathroom, even though I

2052
01:52:41,320 --> 01:52:43,760
Speaker 1: don't have to, because you know, God gave me equipment

2053
01:52:43,800 --> 01:52:45,880
Speaker 1: to make me stand. But what I'll do is while

2054
01:52:45,880 --> 01:52:48,400
Speaker 1: I'm sitting, I'll actually think about what do I need

2055
01:52:48,439 --> 01:52:50,200
Speaker 1: to talk to the universe and God about? And I

2056
01:52:50,280 --> 01:52:53,240
Speaker 1: called it. I called it pep praying. Is anyone else

2057
01:52:53,280 --> 01:52:59,920
Speaker 1: doing this? Gandhi? Reset? Do you guys? Ever? Because knowing

2058
01:53:00,040 --> 01:53:02,240
Speaker 1: that when you're on the toilet, it's your When you're

2059
01:53:02,240 --> 01:53:04,320
Speaker 1: on the toilet, it's your only time to have a

2060
01:53:04,360 --> 01:53:06,559
Speaker 1: loan with you and your God, and so you take

2061
01:53:06,600 --> 01:53:10,120
Speaker 1: advantage of it. So I was just after some news

2062
01:53:10,160 --> 01:53:12,080
Speaker 1: we got about a co worker. I just went, I did,

2063
01:53:12,479 --> 01:53:17,080
Speaker 1: I did some peepee praying and this toilet I don't

2064
01:53:17,080 --> 01:53:18,840
Speaker 1: know where we got this toilet, but the water level

2065
01:53:18,880 --> 01:53:21,200
Speaker 1: is too high, and I was like, like in the

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Speaker 1: cold water. I'm dipping in the cold water, and I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I can't do this. We got in the middle of

2068
01:53:27,000 --> 01:53:32,560
Speaker 1: of of my private moment. So but anyway, so I

2069
01:53:33,160 --> 01:53:35,400
Speaker 1: pulled up and I got out. So I stood there

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01:53:35,800 --> 01:53:37,280
Speaker 1: at the sink and I was looking at myself in

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01:53:37,320 --> 01:53:39,800
Speaker 1: the mirror, thinking, Okay, first of all, this is too

2072
01:53:39,880 --> 01:53:42,559
Speaker 1: much information from my co workers and listeners. No, I'm

2073
01:53:42,560 --> 01:53:44,960
Speaker 1: not gonna hold back. This is no time to hold back.

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01:53:45,439 --> 01:53:48,680
Speaker 1: But when you have your moments, when you have your

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01:53:48,840 --> 01:53:50,840
Speaker 1: your time alone. It may only be when you have

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01:53:50,920 --> 01:53:53,720
Speaker 1: the bathroom to yourself. Use that to pray to the

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01:53:53,800 --> 01:53:56,960
Speaker 1: universe and pray to God. And thanks first of all

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01:53:57,479 --> 01:54:00,200
Speaker 1: for the abundance we have every day and all the

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01:54:00,200 --> 01:54:02,599
Speaker 1: great things that are happening for us. Because when these

2080
01:54:02,640 --> 01:54:05,240
Speaker 1: clouds are flying over sometimes it's hard to see because

2081
01:54:05,240 --> 01:54:10,559
Speaker 1: there's not enough sunshine. Because sometimes we are suffocating because

2082
01:54:10,680 --> 01:54:13,719
Speaker 1: we are there's so much bad stuff going on. Don't

2083
01:54:13,720 --> 01:54:16,800
Speaker 1: forget the great stuff. You owe it to yourself to

2084
01:54:17,200 --> 01:54:19,679
Speaker 1: don't forget about the great stuff, even if your scrotum

2085
01:54:19,720 --> 01:54:25,639
Speaker 1: is dipping in cold toilet water. Off. I did, okay,

2086
01:54:25,760 --> 01:54:28,280
Speaker 1: And then I looked down and my toilet paper roll

2087
01:54:28,439 --> 01:54:32,520
Speaker 1: was empty. I'm like, oh god, I'm down one boy.

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Speaker 1: And anyway, how you guys doing on toilet paper? You're good? Yeah, yeah, kids,

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01:54:38,600 --> 01:54:44,800
Speaker 1: I'm good. What Daniel, do you see online? There's like

2090
01:54:44,840 --> 01:54:47,320
Speaker 1: this thing with soccer people. They're doing like the soccer

2091
01:54:47,400 --> 01:54:51,040
Speaker 1: challenge now on TikTok where you're you're kicking the toilet

2092
01:54:51,080 --> 01:54:52,880
Speaker 1: paper around like a soccer ball, trying to balance it

2093
01:54:52,920 --> 01:54:55,520
Speaker 1: on your foot. So this is all happening in my house,

2094
01:54:55,680 --> 01:54:58,640
Speaker 1: and I'm like, you, you don't do that. We don't

2095
01:54:58,680 --> 01:55:01,240
Speaker 1: have enough toilet paper. Put the toilet don't do it.

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01:55:02,000 --> 01:55:04,440
Speaker 1: I'm running around the house screaming and everybody to leave

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Speaker 1: the toilet paper alone and don't play with it. It's

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01:55:06,160 --> 01:55:09,240
Speaker 1: not a toy. Yeah, you notice you're using you less

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01:55:09,280 --> 01:55:11,480
Speaker 1: toilet paper when you do use it, like you notice, oh,

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Speaker 1: absolutely rationing it. But I gotta be honest, Daniel, if

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Speaker 1: I was in your house, I would use even less

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Speaker 1: toilet paper because it has like it has sneaker marks

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01:55:19,200 --> 01:55:23,960
Speaker 1: on it. It's like, what's true. I have a lot

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01:55:23,960 --> 01:55:26,280
Speaker 1: of girlfriends right now who will not hang out of

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01:55:26,320 --> 01:55:28,920
Speaker 1: their boyfriend's houses and won't sleep over because guys and

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01:55:29,000 --> 01:55:31,600
Speaker 1: girls use toilet paper very differently. So guys are like, oh,

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01:55:31,640 --> 01:55:34,360
Speaker 1: I'm stucked. I got six rolls. I'm fine. Girls are like, oh,

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01:55:34,360 --> 01:55:36,320
Speaker 1: hell no, I'm not getting stuck somewhere with you and

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01:55:36,320 --> 01:55:38,200
Speaker 1: your six rolls of toilet paper. I'm gonna go ahead

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01:55:38,240 --> 01:55:40,520
Speaker 1: and stay home, or you could come over here. Yeah,

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01:55:41,240 --> 01:55:45,800
Speaker 1: ruining relationships. Is funny. How toilet papers actually governing government,

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Speaker 1: government governing our life. I don't evenly I a governor.

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Speaker 1: Whatever toilet paper put it on a pedestal. Worship it

2114
01:55:54,960 --> 01:55:56,800
Speaker 1: all right, Let's get into the three things we need

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01:55:56,840 --> 01:55:59,080
Speaker 1: to know. Gandhi's keeping an eye on the stories are

2116
01:55:59,160 --> 01:56:01,640
Speaker 1: changing like everything feen minutes. How do you keep up, Gandhi?

2117
01:56:01,680 --> 01:56:04,160
Speaker 1: What's going on? There's a lot going on. Let's start

2118
01:56:04,200 --> 01:56:06,440
Speaker 1: with a local state of emergency in place right now

2119
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Speaker 1: in Magna, Utah. There was a big earthquake five point

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Speaker 1: seven magnitude to hit around six am. Caused extensive damage

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01:56:12,560 --> 01:56:16,080
Speaker 1: to buildings and has displaced families. The epicenter was just

2122
01:56:16,200 --> 01:56:18,880
Speaker 1: outside of a suburb of Salt Lake City, so they

2123
01:56:18,880 --> 01:56:22,720
Speaker 1: have reported nearly sixty aftershocks still rattling that area. No

2124
01:56:22,840 --> 01:56:24,720
Speaker 1: reports of injuries, but we will keep our eye on

2125
01:56:24,760 --> 01:56:28,040
Speaker 1: that one. President Trump has signed a multibillion dollar coronavirus

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01:56:28,080 --> 01:56:30,720
Speaker 1: aid package. It's going to include provisions for all kinds

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01:56:30,720 --> 01:56:34,839
Speaker 1: of things, free diagnostic testing, paid leave benefits, on employment benefits.

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01:56:35,040 --> 01:56:36,960
Speaker 1: And I'm sure a lot of people have heard about

2129
01:56:37,000 --> 01:56:40,040
Speaker 1: these stimulus checks. It's not official just yet, but if

2130
01:56:40,080 --> 01:56:42,640
Speaker 1: it goes through They will be in the mail within

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01:56:42,760 --> 01:56:45,520
Speaker 1: less than a month, and reports are initially saying that

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01:56:45,560 --> 01:56:48,120
Speaker 1: the plan will provide two payments of one thousand dollars

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01:56:48,120 --> 01:56:51,920
Speaker 1: each to a lot of but not all Americans. And

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01:56:51,960 --> 01:56:54,360
Speaker 1: as we've been saying, the most important part of all

2135
01:56:54,440 --> 01:56:57,240
Speaker 1: of this right now is social distancing, washing your hands,

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01:56:57,320 --> 01:56:59,800
Speaker 1: keeping things clean, because that's the only thing we have

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01:57:00,080 --> 01:57:02,000
Speaker 1: right now to fight against this. There is not a cure,

2138
01:57:02,080 --> 01:57:04,040
Speaker 1: and we don't have any vaccines yet, so we have

2139
01:57:04,080 --> 01:57:06,240
Speaker 1: to do our part, and that is by staying away

2140
01:57:06,280 --> 01:57:08,520
Speaker 1: from people and washing hands, we're going to help to

2141
01:57:08,560 --> 01:57:11,320
Speaker 1: cut this down as much as we possibly can. And

2142
01:57:11,480 --> 01:57:14,560
Speaker 1: since we've been talking about toilet paper, let's talk about

2143
01:57:14,600 --> 01:57:17,720
Speaker 1: the importance of only using toilet paper in your toilet.

2144
01:57:17,840 --> 01:57:20,520
Speaker 1: Plumbers say that they are starting to freak out because

2145
01:57:20,520 --> 01:57:24,480
Speaker 1: people think that baby wipes and tissues and paper towels

2146
01:57:24,600 --> 01:57:27,640
Speaker 1: are acceptable methods for wiping. They're saying they're not, and

2147
01:57:27,680 --> 01:57:29,080
Speaker 1: if you're going to use that kind of stuff, throw

2148
01:57:29,120 --> 01:57:31,480
Speaker 1: it in the trash because they are built differently than

2149
01:57:31,520 --> 01:57:34,160
Speaker 1: toilet paper, they actually clump, and the clumping is going

2150
01:57:34,240 --> 01:57:36,480
Speaker 1: to cause your drains to clog, and then the plumbers

2151
01:57:36,520 --> 01:57:38,960
Speaker 1: are going to be maxed out, and they don't want

2152
01:57:38,960 --> 01:57:40,840
Speaker 1: to go into places they don't have to go into either.

2153
01:57:40,920 --> 01:57:44,120
Speaker 1: Right now, Another fun little public service announcement are Stylist

2154
01:57:44,120 --> 01:57:45,760
Speaker 1: to the Stars Deno with the pink hair. She is

2155
01:57:45,800 --> 01:57:48,200
Speaker 1: begging people who go to stylists for coloring not to

2156
01:57:48,320 --> 01:57:50,560
Speaker 1: use box dye because it's gonna make her life and

2157
01:57:50,600 --> 01:57:55,720
Speaker 1: your hair's life a lot harder. Those are your pup.

2158
01:57:55,960 --> 01:57:59,200
Speaker 1: Soon we're going to see everyone's natural colors and it's okay,

2159
01:57:59,280 --> 01:58:00,920
Speaker 1: let it shine through. Let's take a break. We'll be

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01:58:00,960 --> 01:58:04,480
Speaker 1: back after this. This is Iana Gan. Hey, what's apostology?

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Speaker 1: What's up? Guys? I'm with Elvis Duran Alvis dan in

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Speaker 1: dot com. Lvis, Elvis durand the Elvis durand phone tap

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01:58:21,440 --> 01:58:23,520
Speaker 1: All right, David Brody, what's your phone tap all about? Today?

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01:58:23,600 --> 01:58:26,120
Speaker 1: Elvis Carol wanted us to phone tap her boyfriend Dustin.

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01:58:26,160 --> 01:58:28,880
Speaker 1: They've only been dating a couple of months and apparently

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01:58:28,880 --> 01:58:31,080
Speaker 1: he's supposed to meet her father soon and he's very

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01:58:31,160 --> 01:58:34,400
Speaker 1: nervous about it. So I call this her overprotective dad

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01:58:34,720 --> 01:58:37,200
Speaker 1: who just wants to make sure his baby girl is happy.

2172
01:58:37,920 --> 01:58:42,120
Speaker 1: Oh boy, this is gonna get dirty. Yeah all right,

2173
01:58:42,200 --> 01:58:45,440
Speaker 1: let's listen. In Brody's phone tap Hello, Yeah, I'm looking

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01:58:45,480 --> 01:58:49,400
Speaker 1: for Dustin. Hey Dustin, it's Jimmy Carra's dad. How are

2175
01:58:49,440 --> 01:58:53,160
Speaker 1: you doing? Oh? All right? Nice to finally top you. Yeah, listen,

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01:58:53,160 --> 01:58:55,200
Speaker 1: I know what I know. I haven't dinner next week,

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01:58:55,240 --> 01:58:57,120
Speaker 1: but I wanted to give you a call go over

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Speaker 1: a couple of things. You know, you've been with my

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Speaker 1: daughter for a couple of months now, right, right, So

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01:59:04,320 --> 01:59:07,400
Speaker 1: what are your intentions? We've been having a great time,

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01:59:07,480 --> 01:59:11,160
Speaker 1: so I want to keep that up. You you and

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01:59:11,280 --> 01:59:16,040
Speaker 1: are sleeping together? Yea? No, have you dust to be

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01:59:16,040 --> 01:59:17,400
Speaker 1: honest with me, have you have you slept with my

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01:59:17,440 --> 01:59:20,919
Speaker 1: daughter yet? No? Not? So it was my daughter attractive

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01:59:21,000 --> 01:59:25,080
Speaker 1: enough for you? No? Not, She's very attractive. That's okay.

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01:59:25,120 --> 01:59:26,480
Speaker 1: So let me just get this straight. You want to

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01:59:26,480 --> 01:59:31,320
Speaker 1: make my baby girl happy, right, yeah, of course. So

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01:59:31,400 --> 01:59:32,880
Speaker 1: the things you need to know about Karas she's not

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01:59:32,920 --> 01:59:38,520
Speaker 1: like a lot of girls. She's different. You'd agree with that, right, Yeah, Well, well,

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01:59:38,520 --> 01:59:40,560
Speaker 1: actually she's two of a kind. She's a lot like

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01:59:40,600 --> 01:59:43,840
Speaker 1: her mother. Very difficult woman to please. Took me years

2192
01:59:43,880 --> 01:59:45,920
Speaker 1: to figure out the tricks, you know what I mean.

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01:59:47,840 --> 01:59:50,080
Speaker 1: I don't really think we should be having this conversation.

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01:59:50,120 --> 01:59:51,880
Speaker 1: Well listen, I'm not to listen. I'm not talking about

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01:59:51,880 --> 01:59:54,520
Speaker 1: my wife. I'm just saying Carol is like her mom,

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01:59:54,560 --> 01:59:56,680
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, She's like a car. Sometimes

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01:59:56,680 --> 01:59:58,960
Speaker 1: with cars, you gotta like bang the steering wheel and

2198
01:59:59,040 --> 02:00:01,880
Speaker 1: kick the tire and punch the dashboard, turn the radio up.

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Speaker 1: Then the cost starts, you know what I mean, some

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02:00:03,520 --> 02:00:06,760
Speaker 1: CAUs you're the hard and start, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: I think I'm kind of getting it all right, right,

2202
02:00:09,400 --> 02:00:11,360
Speaker 1: well kind of getting it. She needs to really get it.

2203
02:00:11,560 --> 02:00:13,920
Speaker 1: So listen. If you got a pen, I'm gonna give

2204
02:00:13,960 --> 02:00:16,200
Speaker 1: you some some tipsy. Now. It's just kind of hit

2205
02:00:16,360 --> 02:00:18,080
Speaker 1: hard to hear this from you. I'm sorry. It's just

2206
02:00:18,080 --> 02:00:19,960
Speaker 1: a little weird. This whole things a little weird. It

2207
02:00:19,960 --> 02:00:21,280
Speaker 1: needs to be unwird. If you want to make my

2208
02:00:21,320 --> 02:00:22,880
Speaker 1: daughter happy. We wanna make my daughter happy, right, you're

2209
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Speaker 1: not gonna break my door's all right? No, no, no, no,

2210
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Speaker 1: of course, yeah, I have a pen. Okay, okay, my listen,

2211
02:00:28,520 --> 02:00:30,200
Speaker 1: my baby girl likes to be bent over a tub.

2212
02:00:30,600 --> 02:00:33,720
Speaker 1: You got a tub. It's just like a normal thing.

2213
02:00:34,040 --> 02:00:35,960
Speaker 1: Oh whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Speaker 1: I didn't mean that. No, sorry, you want to make

2215
02:00:37,800 --> 02:00:39,160
Speaker 1: my baby girl happy, you're not. Maybe you're not the

2216
02:00:39,240 --> 02:00:43,320
Speaker 1: right guy far to do. It's just this is okay, okay,

2217
02:00:43,320 --> 02:00:45,160
Speaker 1: I don't mean they disrespect. Okay, listen, Yeah, you do

2218
02:00:45,240 --> 02:00:49,800
Speaker 1: know how to do an Eiffel tower like well, write

2219
02:00:49,800 --> 02:00:52,320
Speaker 1: that down. She loves a good Eiffel tower. Oh, oh,

2220
02:00:52,480 --> 02:00:55,440
Speaker 1: very important. By the third or fourth time that you're

2221
02:00:55,440 --> 02:00:58,040
Speaker 1: with our she likes the Cranberry sauce with an M.

2222
02:00:58,040 --> 02:01:02,280
Speaker 1: The cranberry, it's this thing. Yeah. She loves her driver crazy.

2223
02:01:02,440 --> 02:01:05,560
Speaker 1: Do you are the cello fellow? All right, Yeah, you're

2224
02:01:05,560 --> 02:01:09,160
Speaker 1: gonna need an empty three player and a wave machine.

2225
02:01:09,760 --> 02:01:14,640
Speaker 1: Just ride a town, my listen, listen, all right, you

2226
02:01:14,680 --> 02:01:16,400
Speaker 1: know what on the first the first time you guys

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02:01:16,400 --> 02:01:20,080
Speaker 1: are intimate, definitely do the flying V all right, the

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02:01:20,120 --> 02:01:25,240
Speaker 1: Peter Piper, that's the Peter Piper. Her her Okay, are

2229
02:01:25,240 --> 02:01:28,280
Speaker 1: you working with me? Yeah, and you're gonna need to

2230
02:01:28,320 --> 02:01:31,480
Speaker 1: pull a Pittsburgh Penguin on her. At some point. But

2231
02:01:31,640 --> 02:01:34,920
Speaker 1: what does that mean. That's what the internet's for. Son. Okay,

2232
02:01:35,000 --> 02:01:39,440
Speaker 1: you're gonna need a friend. I need all this. Listen.

2233
02:01:39,480 --> 02:01:41,400
Speaker 1: If I had someone like me helping me out twenty

2234
02:01:41,440 --> 02:01:43,080
Speaker 1: seven years ago with her mom, Listen, it was like

2235
02:01:43,080 --> 02:01:45,440
Speaker 1: seven years where like boom, she couldn't have the big Oh.

2236
02:01:45,440 --> 02:01:47,000
Speaker 1: I didn't know what that was going on. That was

2237
02:01:47,040 --> 02:01:49,960
Speaker 1: like flying v boom all of a sudden, whoa, it's

2238
02:01:50,040 --> 02:01:53,240
Speaker 1: rocking her world. The bets shaking Pittsburgh Penguin. Forget about

2239
02:01:53,240 --> 02:01:55,080
Speaker 1: it now. She cooks dinner for me every night, just

2240
02:01:55,160 --> 02:01:57,480
Speaker 1: hoping they get the Pittsburgh Penguin. Are you kidding me?

2241
02:01:58,000 --> 02:02:01,600
Speaker 1: You'll be thanking me? Okay, can you touch your toes?

2242
02:02:03,080 --> 02:02:04,640
Speaker 1: That's what it is, Okay, because you're gonna need to

2243
02:02:04,640 --> 02:02:08,320
Speaker 1: do the Williamsburg wheelbarrow with her Williams wheel. Yeah, but

2244
02:02:08,320 --> 02:02:10,000
Speaker 1: you'll need to get a couple of drinks in her first.

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02:02:10,840 --> 02:02:12,840
Speaker 1: The rest. I'm very sorry, It's just this is all

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02:02:12,880 --> 02:02:15,160
Speaker 1: shock to me. That's all all right, well, listen speak

2247
02:02:15,160 --> 02:02:19,640
Speaker 1: in a shock. She loves the shocker. Definitely do that. Okay,

2248
02:02:19,680 --> 02:02:22,080
Speaker 1: all right, thank you, hey, Dustin, this is Dave Brodie

2249
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Speaker 1: Melosh in the Morning show with phone tapping you. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god. Oh was the Horners life? Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: go fast. That was just awful, good gosh. I can't

2252
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Speaker 1: imagine staying on the phone. I'd be like, I'm sorry, what,

2253
02:02:49,120 --> 02:03:04,360
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. David Brody V It's scary Jones. The

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Speaker 1: Titans of Baking are back on Food Network. Buddy the

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Speaker 1: Last Joe and Duff Golden push each other to create

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