WEBVTT - #216: Cover That Cooch 0:00:00.760 --> 0:00:07.120 Start uf dot up. Start up, Brooklyn Boy, start up, 0:00:07.440 --> 0:00:15.400 Brooklyn Boys, start dat up. They're making noise data up. 0:00:15.720 --> 0:00:23.560 Episode two sixteen, The Brooklyn Boys Podcast. What Well, it's Friday. 0:00:23.560 --> 0:00:26.200 Happy Friday to you, scary Yeah, I'll be Friday to you, 0:00:26.280 --> 0:00:30.200 David Brodie. Now, you know people are already clamoring. You know, 0:00:30.360 --> 0:00:32.320 we gotta We have a text message today on the 0:00:32.320 --> 0:00:35.080 show that said, will there be a live Brooklyn Boys 0:00:35.120 --> 0:00:38.440 this week? There's never There's never a live brookn I 0:00:38.440 --> 0:00:40.000 mean there may be some day if we ever get 0:00:40.080 --> 0:00:41.920 back to a comedy club, like we talked about, we 0:00:41.960 --> 0:00:43.960 make this summer. I think it's gonna be the summer 0:00:44.000 --> 0:00:46.199 we do a live Brooklyn Boys. So I wrote back, 0:00:46.240 --> 0:00:48.559 I said, you know what you mean is a new episode, right, 0:00:48.600 --> 0:00:51.279 We're not doing a live We don't do And you know, 0:00:51.440 --> 0:00:53.479 even if it's live, though we can have live in 0:00:53.479 --> 0:00:57.040 front of a studio audience like those sitcoms live in 0:00:57.080 --> 0:00:59.000 front of you know, it still wouldn't be posted. But 0:00:59.000 --> 0:01:02.000 it wouldn't be posted, it wouldn't be live live, meaning 0:01:02.000 --> 0:01:05.039 it wouldn't be happening except for the people there. Now, 0:01:05.160 --> 0:01:09.039 I'll tell you what I did. A a podcast, a 0:01:09.160 --> 0:01:11.360 video podcast because it was a one off before you're like, 0:01:11.360 --> 0:01:16.559 why don't you doing video podcast? I have a new friend. Um, 0:01:16.959 --> 0:01:19.319 we we have mutual friends, and we got hooked up. 0:01:19.959 --> 0:01:22.880 And his name is Christian Black b L A d T. 0:01:23.560 --> 0:01:25.440 And he is if you know, if you remember Dennis Smeller, 0:01:25.440 --> 0:01:27.400 I think I talked about this Dennis Smeller the Comedians 0:01:27.440 --> 0:01:31.800 and l he does a podcast and Christian is his 0:01:31.920 --> 0:01:34.600 producer for his morning show, for his podcast, for his 0:01:34.720 --> 0:01:37.399 radio show when he had one for his podcast. And 0:01:37.440 --> 0:01:41.160 so Christian does a bunch of different, um, different podcasts, 0:01:41.160 --> 0:01:43.080 and I've been on them. So I told you I 0:01:43.120 --> 0:01:46.600 did a Moon Night podcast, a Major League Baseball podcast, 0:01:47.040 --> 0:01:49.320 and this week I did a Doctor Strange and in 0:01:49.360 --> 0:01:53.800 the Multiverse of Madness podcast breakdown of the movie and 0:01:53.840 --> 0:01:56.320 a review and and uh so we we four of 0:01:56.400 --> 0:01:59.640 us bantered about that. So all of those links that 0:01:59.680 --> 0:02:02.960 I've mentioned previously are all on my Instagram page at 0:02:03.040 --> 0:02:05.720 David Brodie. There's all links or my links link on 0:02:05.760 --> 0:02:07.960 my bio page. Click that you'll see the links to 0:02:07.960 --> 0:02:11.840 all of these interviews. So those are live, and I'll 0:02:11.840 --> 0:02:13.919 tell you how I know they're live because as we're 0:02:13.919 --> 0:02:18.240 recording them on zoom. People are chiming in because it's 0:02:18.280 --> 0:02:21.280 live on YouTube, right And then in question now it's 0:02:21.320 --> 0:02:23.800 it's almost like i G Live where you're staring into 0:02:23.800 --> 0:02:26.120 the camera and then all of a sudden comments start 0:02:26.160 --> 0:02:28.400 going up the screen and you could read things and 0:02:28.440 --> 0:02:31.799 twitches like that, you know, for gamers and things, and 0:02:32.200 --> 0:02:35.200 you know, we maybe we should create a Twitch account 0:02:35.560 --> 0:02:38.600 and then do a Brooklyn Boys live on Twitch and 0:02:38.600 --> 0:02:41.560 then we could get real time feedback, because that is 0:02:41.600 --> 0:02:44.280 the biggest thing that's missing. That's the piece of the 0:02:44.320 --> 0:02:48.200 puzzle that you don't get on a prerecorded podcast. We 0:02:48.200 --> 0:02:50.440 can say, hey, send us your talkbacks and your voicemails 0:02:50.440 --> 0:02:53.160 all you we want your email, but but to be 0:02:53.280 --> 0:02:55.720 able to be talking about something in real time and 0:02:55.800 --> 0:02:59.320 respond in real time like live radio does with phone 0:02:59.360 --> 0:03:03.760 calls in the morning, that would be next level. And 0:03:04.160 --> 0:03:07.240 it's it's it's it's the the feedback loop is complete 0:03:07.320 --> 0:03:10.239 in real time. That is what's missing from a live podcast. 0:03:10.480 --> 0:03:12.959 I'll tell you the difference with the with the video 0:03:13.639 --> 0:03:18.280 interview the video podcast is that Christian will look at 0:03:18.320 --> 0:03:21.000 a couple of comments and then select one or two 0:03:21.400 --> 0:03:24.000 and put them up on screen as the other three 0:03:24.040 --> 0:03:26.480 people are talking, he'll look for a question and then 0:03:26.480 --> 0:03:28.240 we'll go up on the screen and then we'll all 0:03:28.320 --> 0:03:31.080 we'll all comment on the question. The difference with us 0:03:31.160 --> 0:03:33.920 is we're rolling and ranting and rolling, and we're gonna 0:03:33.919 --> 0:03:36.080 stop and look at feedback and then interpret it and 0:03:36.080 --> 0:03:38.840 then reply. I'm not sure in real time if we can, 0:03:39.160 --> 0:03:43.480 it's gonna ruin the flow of us. Yeah. I think 0:03:43.520 --> 0:03:45.640 we talked too quickly for that. I do like the 0:03:45.760 --> 0:03:48.480 I do like the uh, the talkbacks that people have 0:03:48.520 --> 0:03:54.560 been leaving. And you said that this week's batch is phenomenal. Yeah, 0:03:54.600 --> 0:03:57.480 you know, so just see it. Oh, scary checks the 0:03:57.480 --> 0:03:59.760 the audio the back end of that, and then he 0:04:00.200 --> 0:04:03.600 them into his forty seven million dollar equipment and then 0:04:03.640 --> 0:04:06.400 plays them live or not live, plays them for me live, 0:04:06.840 --> 0:04:08.960 and I hear him for the first time. So I 0:04:09.280 --> 0:04:11.960 have only been told they're good. Yeah, yeah, the one. Yeah, 0:04:11.960 --> 0:04:13.760 we got a lot and uh, if you don't know 0:04:13.800 --> 0:04:16.440 we're talking about. If you listen to this podcast on 0:04:16.520 --> 0:04:20.479 the I Heart Radio app, there's a little microphone in 0:04:20.560 --> 0:04:23.640 the corner there. Now, in the latest version, you have 0:04:23.680 --> 0:04:26.000 to update the app. You have to update the app first. 0:04:26.320 --> 0:04:28.160 It's more, it's more in the middle, in the middle. 0:04:28.440 --> 0:04:30.680 It's in the middle. It depends on if you're in 0:04:30.720 --> 0:04:33.520 an Android or an iPhone, I guess, but whatever it is, 0:04:33.880 --> 0:04:37.240 there's a picture of a microphone. Okay, yeah, click the 0:04:37.240 --> 0:04:39.600 microphone and then you can talk back to us. And 0:04:39.640 --> 0:04:42.479 then in high quality stereos you'll hear a lot of 0:04:42.520 --> 0:04:45.920 these are really the sounding so nice. They sound better 0:04:45.960 --> 0:04:49.479 than Brody's microphone. Yeah, it's by the way, it's a 0:04:49.520 --> 0:04:53.320 microphone icon. Scary is coming off like your father. It's 0:04:53.320 --> 0:04:55.120 not a picture of a microphone. It's just an icon 0:04:55.160 --> 0:04:58.120 of a microphone icon. Don't go looking for a photograph 0:04:58.200 --> 0:05:01.440 of you know, like an icon. Yeah, right, as am I, 0:05:01.680 --> 0:05:06.480 So go on, you you are an icon? Yes, so yeah. 0:05:06.680 --> 0:05:09.279 You said to Elvis today, oh we're playing a classic 0:05:09.360 --> 0:05:12.040 Brody phone tap today, and I said, that's redundant. They're 0:05:12.080 --> 0:05:15.120 all they're all classics, but today's was exceptional. If you 0:05:15.160 --> 0:05:17.400 have a chance, ladies and gentlemen, to go listen to 0:05:17.440 --> 0:05:21.920 the Elvis Sturant on demand channel for may the phone 0:05:21.960 --> 0:05:24.960 tap today, which I did, oh god, maybe twenty years 0:05:25.000 --> 0:05:28.960 ago and played a classic today. Uh listen, I I 0:05:29.080 --> 0:05:31.640 was funny. But the guy the older gentleman, I called, 0:05:31.839 --> 0:05:34.760 he really makes the phone tap. He's just he doesn't. 0:05:34.880 --> 0:05:37.919 There's one part it's my favorite, I think, where I 0:05:37.920 --> 0:05:39.560 say something to him and he realizes I'm right and 0:05:39.560 --> 0:05:42.480 he goes, yeah see so I just love the way 0:05:42.480 --> 0:05:45.520 he says see. So it's just very funny. And I 0:05:45.560 --> 0:05:47.320 always remember that when I think of that phone tap, 0:05:47.320 --> 0:05:51.640 when he goes yeah yeah. See. So in other words, 0:05:51.640 --> 0:05:53.400 like that's what I'm saying, right, you understand what I'm saying. 0:05:53.400 --> 0:05:56.920 It's like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Hey. We've 0:05:56.920 --> 0:05:59.520 had a very eventful week. I mean since we last 0:05:59.640 --> 0:06:03.680 left you. Um man, we I had a huge barbecue 0:06:03.720 --> 0:06:06.600 in Brooklyn with my family on Sunday from Mother's Day. 0:06:06.960 --> 0:06:10.240 Your father cooked, right, brother. See. I feel like my 0:06:10.680 --> 0:06:13.600 father and my mother were in the best of their worlds, 0:06:13.880 --> 0:06:17.359 my mother being the person who was loving to be 0:06:17.400 --> 0:06:20.920 at home with the family and my father loving to grill. 0:06:21.200 --> 0:06:23.000 And you know, we got into a little bit of 0:06:23.000 --> 0:06:26.240 an argument about and I speak spoke about it very 0:06:26.279 --> 0:06:29.679 quickly on the Big Show, about getting a good steak 0:06:29.960 --> 0:06:32.880 and then having to trim the fat off of it 0:06:32.920 --> 0:06:37.120 because he's afraid that when you throw a fatty a 0:06:37.160 --> 0:06:39.400 steak with what it's called a fat cap. That's a 0:06:39.440 --> 0:06:41.840 big thick, white piece of fat like right there. They 0:06:43.240 --> 0:06:47.719 leave it on there so it cooks and all the 0:06:47.800 --> 0:06:50.680 juices flow in and it's part of the cooking experience 0:06:50.720 --> 0:06:54.000 and so the steake doesn't burn. It's it's a wonderful thing. 0:06:54.040 --> 0:06:57.839 And I was told by the butcher, hey, fat cap, 0:06:58.120 --> 0:06:59.880 this is leave it on here. And I said, oh, 0:07:00.440 --> 0:07:01.960 was he saying that? What did he call you? That? 0:07:02.920 --> 0:07:04.960 I wanted him to trim it off? And by the way, 0:07:05.000 --> 0:07:07.839 they were going to gladly, but they was. They weighed 0:07:07.880 --> 0:07:10.600 the damn thing first with the fat cap, and then 0:07:10.640 --> 0:07:13.080 they then then they take the knife and trim the fat. 0:07:13.080 --> 0:07:15.440 I'm like, wait a second, that's like an extra fucking 0:07:15.440 --> 0:07:17.560 half a pound right there that you're I'm paying for. 0:07:18.000 --> 0:07:20.240 Why can't you Why can't you trim the fat off 0:07:20.320 --> 0:07:23.000 first and then weigh the steak. They don't. They don't 0:07:23.000 --> 0:07:25.200 do that. They don't do that wherever you go. By 0:07:25.240 --> 0:07:28.600 the way, that's a little scamboni. Little scamboni, you're not 0:07:28.600 --> 0:07:31.360 gonna but but they kept telling me, well, you're asking 0:07:31.560 --> 0:07:33.640 us to take away a piece of what should be 0:07:33.680 --> 0:07:36.200 the entire the entire steak as a whole has the 0:07:36.240 --> 0:07:38.800 fat cap and you need that on there, and that 0:07:38.920 --> 0:07:40.680 we sell it that way because it's meant to be 0:07:40.720 --> 0:07:44.320 cooked that way. Well, when my father Tony got ahold 0:07:44.320 --> 0:07:47.560 of that thing, it's like World War three broke out 0:07:47.600 --> 0:07:51.080 in my house. He's like today, he goes, what the 0:07:51.240 --> 0:07:54.040 fuck you buying me a steak with this freaking fat 0:07:54.120 --> 0:07:56.200 on it? Do you know what's gonna happen when this 0:07:56.440 --> 0:07:59.400 steak hits the grill, It's gonna cause all kinds of flame. 0:07:59.600 --> 0:08:03.520 It's gonna be gras fire everywhere, like going nuts. Well, 0:08:03.600 --> 0:08:05.280 you know your your father, Your father is like he 0:08:05.320 --> 0:08:07.440 speaks like the kids do these days when it comes 0:08:07.480 --> 0:08:12.200 to his steaks. Gary, no cap, no cap, no cap exactly. Well, 0:08:12.400 --> 0:08:14.640 you needless to say, I left the fat cap on. 0:08:14.800 --> 0:08:18.080 My father took it. It did not hit the grille 0:08:18.400 --> 0:08:21.119 with the fat cap. He literally sliced all the layer 0:08:21.160 --> 0:08:24.600 of fat off, trimming it as much as possible, turning 0:08:24.600 --> 0:08:28.360 it into I guess which turned out. Oh, I wonder 0:08:28.360 --> 0:08:30.960 why the steak is so chewy? This was after every 0:08:31.000 --> 0:08:32.760 cooked there. I'm like, I'll tell you why. Because you 0:08:32.880 --> 0:08:36.800 took the fucking fat cap off. That's why it's so chilly. 0:08:37.320 --> 0:08:39.120 So yeah, that was the end of that. That was 0:08:39.240 --> 0:08:42.120 that was my mother's day. What about you hold On? 0:08:42.120 --> 0:08:43.959 Hold On? You put up a picture of your mother 0:08:44.000 --> 0:08:48.199 and father from the seventies and and Garrett are coworker 0:08:48.240 --> 0:08:51.320 apparently has the hots for your your nineteen seventies mom. 0:08:51.520 --> 0:08:54.240 Yeah he has. Yeah, but the nineties. I'm okay with 0:08:54.240 --> 0:08:57.680 that because it's black and white picture nineteen seventy two mom, 0:08:57.800 --> 0:09:00.320 who's twenty four years old. And he says he's lays 0:09:00.360 --> 0:09:02.240 in love with a with a with a with a fantasy. 0:09:02.280 --> 0:09:05.360 He's in love with an image, not the reality. Your 0:09:05.360 --> 0:09:07.840 mother's your mother. But even if he wasn't lived during 0:09:07.880 --> 0:09:11.600 that time, twenty four year old Rosanne, I get it. 0:09:11.840 --> 0:09:14.200 She's she was a hottie at that time, right, So 0:09:14.480 --> 0:09:17.080 not that she's not hot now, it's just she's seventy five, 0:09:17.360 --> 0:09:19.480 she's you know what I'm saying, Like, whoa, you just 0:09:19.520 --> 0:09:22.160 gave your mother's age out on the podcast. That's not 0:09:22.200 --> 0:09:24.439 cool at all. She's in her mid seventies. My mother 0:09:24.559 --> 0:09:27.120 looks great for her age. But my point being is 0:09:27.880 --> 0:09:30.040 I don't I don't want Garrett to be if he 0:09:30.040 --> 0:09:31.960 would have been like i'd hit that, like now, I 0:09:32.000 --> 0:09:35.079 mean that that deserves a punch in the face. But 0:09:35.200 --> 0:09:37.439 but he said he'd hit your mom. I am nineteen 0:09:37.480 --> 0:09:40.520 seventy That's that's time travel. So it took me. It's 0:09:40.720 --> 0:09:43.400 the two different entities like that even doesn't exist. And 0:09:43.760 --> 0:09:45.840 I don't think it's like back to the future, Marty 0:09:46.000 --> 0:09:48.000 and all the picture and the people fading back into 0:09:48.040 --> 0:09:51.920 the that's like, that's old school mom. That's my nineteen fifty, 0:09:52.120 --> 0:09:55.840 nineteen seventy two, twenty four years old. It's a different 0:09:55.920 --> 0:09:59.400 era of Scary's mom has got it going on. Yeah, 0:09:59.440 --> 0:10:01.640 by the way, I her, I was in my uh 0:10:01.800 --> 0:10:04.400 my backup car that my kids drive that doesn't have 0:10:04.440 --> 0:10:07.600 the ability to back up the radio. Um, and so 0:10:08.160 --> 0:10:10.000 another I don't know what they were talking about, but 0:10:10.040 --> 0:10:13.200 another newscaster said, oh, they went back to the future, 0:10:14.040 --> 0:10:16.120 and then they met was they went to the past. 0:10:16.480 --> 0:10:20.080 People keep making that mistake. Back to the future doesn't 0:10:20.120 --> 0:10:22.600 mean time travel. I mean it does, but it means 0:10:22.679 --> 0:10:24.160 you were in the past and you have to get 0:10:24.160 --> 0:10:26.840 back to the present, which is your future if you're 0:10:26.880 --> 0:10:29.280 in the past. But they keep saying like, oh, he 0:10:29.320 --> 0:10:32.079 went back to the future, like nine seven I'm like, no, no, 0:10:32.600 --> 0:10:35.520 he went to the past. They went back to the future, 0:10:35.640 --> 0:10:38.560 which is the present. My phone ring, why is your 0:10:38.559 --> 0:10:41.160 phone from seventy off? Is your mom calling? I've got 0:10:41.880 --> 0:10:45.240 I've got a ring on there on purpose? Yeah, because 0:10:45.240 --> 0:10:48.280 it reminds you your hot mom. It's uh, it's ironic. 0:10:49.720 --> 0:10:53.360 That's coincidence. No, No, it's ironic because I'm it's it's 0:10:53.360 --> 0:10:57.520 a device from two thousand and twenty two and the 0:10:57.520 --> 0:10:59.800 phone ring is nineteen seventies. I feel like that was 0:11:00.040 --> 0:11:02.000 It's it's coincidence that we were talking about your mom 0:11:02.000 --> 0:11:04.839 from the seventies and then the phone rang from the seventies. Oh, 0:11:04.920 --> 0:11:06.880 I see what you say. That parts coincidence. I didn't 0:11:06.880 --> 0:11:08.800 know what you were referring to. Got you? Got you? Well? 0:11:09.320 --> 0:11:11.440 Uh you know so yeah, so that's how I spent 0:11:11.480 --> 0:11:12.760 my Mother's day. You had a little bit of a 0:11:12.760 --> 0:11:14.480 snaff foo on Mother's Day. I had a bit of 0:11:14.480 --> 0:11:19.199 a snaff foo. So my wife sent me an email, Oh, 0:11:19.280 --> 0:11:21.920 I don't know, about three weeks ago and said, hey, 0:11:21.920 --> 0:11:26.559 I made dinner reservations at Morton's Steakhouse. Right. She's like, 0:11:26.600 --> 0:11:28.760 because she said she wanted to handle the reservation this year. 0:11:28.760 --> 0:11:30.880 She's like, I'm gonna make the reservation. You don't have 0:11:30.920 --> 0:11:32.800 to stress about it. But it wasn't Father's Day. Was 0:11:32.880 --> 0:11:35.240 Mother's Day. Your mom wanted made it. She wanted to 0:11:36.920 --> 0:11:39.200 my mom. No, you're you're your my wife. Your wife 0:11:39.200 --> 0:11:42.200 wanted steak. No, my daughter wanted steak. And so she's 0:11:42.240 --> 0:11:44.280 not a mom, your mom, you're you're your daughter, you're 0:11:44.320 --> 0:11:47.360 your your wife. To listen to me. My wife and 0:11:47.400 --> 0:11:50.040 I love Morton's when you when you're bringing one of 0:11:50.280 --> 0:11:51.920 so one the only one of my kids was in town, 0:11:52.679 --> 0:11:55.360 and so she likes steak and make everybody happy. We're like, oh, 0:11:55.440 --> 0:11:57.760 let's go to Mortons. So my wife happened to call 0:11:57.840 --> 0:11:59.920 Morton's to see if there was a reservation available, maybe 0:12:00.080 --> 0:12:03.040 month ago, and there was. So she's like, oh, she's 0:12:03.080 --> 0:12:05.240 like I already made the appointment. She was calling about 0:12:05.240 --> 0:12:09.079 something else about Burgos anyway, So she made the reservation 0:12:09.320 --> 0:12:11.959 and she emailed me. I was like, great, okay, She's like, listen, 0:12:12.320 --> 0:12:14.800 on Mother's Day, your daughter and I are going we're 0:12:14.800 --> 0:12:17.680 gonna get our nails done and we're gonna run Samarin's 0:12:17.880 --> 0:12:21.200 and we're gonna be near the restaurant. So meet us. There, 0:12:22.360 --> 0:12:25.520 it's okay, no problem. So I don't know. About a 0:12:25.559 --> 0:12:27.280 week or two later, I'm like, oh, you know what, 0:12:27.280 --> 0:12:29.400 I better put her reminder on my phone. So I 0:12:29.440 --> 0:12:34.240 put in, uh, dinner, dinner at five, and I put 0:12:34.240 --> 0:12:36.400 in start laying out. So the night before I put 0:12:36.400 --> 0:12:38.000 in a reminder of lay out your clothes, which I 0:12:38.040 --> 0:12:40.560 did that I wanted to wear. And then I put 0:12:40.559 --> 0:12:43.000 in a reminder at three o'clock on Mother's Day. Because 0:12:43.040 --> 0:12:45.080 now I'm home alone in the house. Right everyone's out 0:12:45.080 --> 0:12:47.920 of the house running around. I said, you know, at 0:12:47.920 --> 0:12:51.240 three o'clock, make sure nothing's wrink old, you know, steam 0:12:51.280 --> 0:12:53.880 whatever you have to. So I'm like, I'm gonna be 0:12:53.920 --> 0:12:58.200 early because last year for my daughter's my other daughter's 0:12:58.240 --> 0:13:02.359 birthday in May of last year, we went to Morton's 0:13:02.400 --> 0:13:05.080 and there was road construction and I was twenty minutes late. 0:13:05.679 --> 0:13:07.160 So I said, don't worry, I won't be late. I'm 0:13:07.200 --> 0:13:12.960 gonna get there early. Don't worry. So it's now I 0:13:13.000 --> 0:13:15.760 want to get there twenty to five to be nice 0:13:15.760 --> 0:13:17.680 and early. I'm gonna be there twenty minutes early, sitting 0:13:17.679 --> 0:13:20.200 the parking lot, you know, go on my phone, you know, 0:13:20.320 --> 0:13:22.640 wait outside the restaurant. I want to get there first, 0:13:23.160 --> 0:13:25.800 so my whole life is planned around getting there at 0:13:29.200 --> 0:13:34.200 So I have to leave my house at around yeah, 0:13:34.240 --> 0:13:36.800 you know, you know the vibes because I already put 0:13:36.840 --> 0:13:41.080 in my navigation system so I wouldn't be late. Like 0:13:41.120 --> 0:13:44.000 I got everything. I did everything. So I get in 0:13:44.040 --> 0:13:46.480 the car. I want to say. I get in the 0:13:46.559 --> 0:13:53.040 car four oh five, maybe at four ten. My phone 0:13:53.120 --> 0:13:56.520 vibrates and I'm I'm you know, looking at it. I 0:13:56.640 --> 0:14:01.320 just left the house and the it's a text from 0:14:01.320 --> 0:14:06.840 my daughter and it says, where are you? Well, that's four. 0:14:07.160 --> 0:14:12.560 It's four ten, So I go, huh um uh, you're 0:14:12.559 --> 0:14:17.040 missing something. Yeah, so I go. So I go, oh, 0:14:17.200 --> 0:14:20.280 I said, are you there already? And she says, yeah, 0:14:20.400 --> 0:14:24.440 where are you? So I said she was Dinner was 0:14:24.480 --> 0:14:30.320 at four, so I didn't remember the email, and in 0:14:30.360 --> 0:14:32.000 my head I was like, oh, dinner. I know, dinner 0:14:32.080 --> 0:14:34.240 was early and we usually dinner at six. So it's five. 0:14:35.960 --> 0:14:39.080 So I drive like a maniac now because I'm already 0:14:39.120 --> 0:14:45.080 ten minutes in counting late. So this construction, my knave 0:14:45.160 --> 0:14:47.800 doesn't account for the construction. I missed the exit from 0:14:47.800 --> 0:14:50.360 one palkway to the other, and now I don't get 0:14:50.400 --> 0:14:53.120 to till five o'clock, so it's like four forty. My 0:14:53.120 --> 0:14:55.000 wife texted me and says, I ordered your steak and 0:14:55.040 --> 0:14:57.360 you're appetizing that you're like, And so when I get there, 0:14:57.400 --> 0:14:59.480 they've been there an hour. My foods in front of me, 0:14:59.520 --> 0:15:02.480 there way with their food. So I messed up big time, 0:15:02.520 --> 0:15:05.520 and my intention was to do everything right. It sounds 0:15:05.560 --> 0:15:08.720 like you, oh, your wife and daughter free dessert because 0:15:08.800 --> 0:15:11.080 you were late. Well, so then we had we had 0:15:11.080 --> 0:15:13.360 an awkward moment, not not with me and and my 0:15:13.360 --> 0:15:17.840 my family. So my wife had purchased. They ran a 0:15:17.880 --> 0:15:25.680 special if you buy a two hundred dollar gift card, okay, 0:15:25.720 --> 0:15:28.400 you get a fifty dollar gift card free. So pretty 0:15:28.480 --> 0:15:32.440 much well, you know you can't use the fifty the 0:15:32.520 --> 0:15:34.960 same day, but we we we go there again. So 0:15:34.960 --> 0:15:37.400 she she went ahead and in advance and brought the 0:15:37.400 --> 0:15:40.280 two all gift card. And then because she's a club member, 0:15:40.480 --> 0:15:42.880 she had a lot of points. So when the check came, 0:15:42.920 --> 0:15:44.440 I'm like, oh, I'll take care of the check. She's like, no, 0:15:44.480 --> 0:15:48.120 I already got a gift card, you know, because you 0:15:48.200 --> 0:15:50.720 have to go up to three hundred and then that's 0:15:52.920 --> 0:15:58.680 continue Okay, it's a fifty dollars hundred, you know. So 0:15:58.720 --> 0:16:00.520 you got a twenty five dollar boone ony tipes and 0:16:00.600 --> 0:16:02.960 bonus yea, and a fifty I'll get My wife got 0:16:03.000 --> 0:16:05.960 a fifty gift card bod anyway, so we give we 0:16:06.000 --> 0:16:09.200 give the gift card and we give her her rewards card. 0:16:10.240 --> 0:16:11.720 And the guy comes back and he says, oh, you 0:16:11.760 --> 0:16:13.520 still have a lot of money left on your rewards card. 0:16:13.560 --> 0:16:16.640 You already covered the whole check. So there's no there's 0:16:17.000 --> 0:16:18.760 no option to leave a tip because you never ran 0:16:18.800 --> 0:16:22.400 a credit card. That's where the diet Coke no ice 0:16:22.440 --> 0:16:25.400 comes in to go, yeah, you ring something up on 0:16:25.400 --> 0:16:28.280 the credit card, just to say, yeah, they ring you 0:16:28.320 --> 0:16:30.920 off for ten cents just right, so whatever it is, yeah, 0:16:30.960 --> 0:16:32.400 and then and then you can tip off of that 0:16:32.440 --> 0:16:35.040 and just give the giant tip. Okay, so I said, 0:16:35.440 --> 0:16:37.760 I said to the guy, listen, I want to put 0:16:37.760 --> 0:16:40.160 a tip on gratuity on the card on my credit card, 0:16:40.800 --> 0:16:42.560 but there's no place to do that. You have to 0:16:42.600 --> 0:16:45.200 like ring up a soda or like or ten cents 0:16:45.360 --> 0:16:47.640 is something I've always wondered, why by the way that 0:16:47.800 --> 0:16:48.960 you know, because I try the same thing in a 0:16:49.000 --> 0:16:52.160 lot of places, and it's very easy, very easy. But 0:16:52.600 --> 0:16:54.800 if I wonder why some of these polaks they want, 0:16:55.160 --> 0:16:58.400 I'll tell you why. Because they don't want people stealing 0:16:58.440 --> 0:17:01.680 from their customers and just ringing up a hundred dollars. Well, 0:17:01.680 --> 0:17:04.080 why why can't they have a ring that says zero 0:17:04.200 --> 0:17:06.320 zero so they could print a receive and you could 0:17:06.320 --> 0:17:08.879 tip off of that, Like, okay, some places don't have 0:17:08.920 --> 0:17:11.160 that in the system, but they did. So my point 0:17:11.240 --> 0:17:12.719 was the waiter says, oh, no, I can just ring 0:17:12.800 --> 0:17:15.000 up the tips separately. You just tell me the amount 0:17:15.000 --> 0:17:16.440 of the tip and I'll go ring it up. You 0:17:16.440 --> 0:17:21.440 could venmo the guy scary stop. So so I said, 0:17:21.520 --> 0:17:23.000 all right, give me a minute, let me talk to 0:17:23.040 --> 0:17:27.200 my wife. So my wife and I agree on um 0:17:27.359 --> 0:17:30.840 um on an amount. But you know, like when you 0:17:30.920 --> 0:17:32.359 leave a tip, you just righte it and leave the 0:17:32.400 --> 0:17:36.399 restaurant fast. Yes, so and you just like so I 0:17:36.440 --> 0:17:39.199 have to like tell the guy this is how much 0:17:39.240 --> 0:17:41.520 I'm giving you, and then he has to go ring 0:17:41.560 --> 0:17:44.360 it up. It was just the most awkward thing. It's like, 0:17:45.160 --> 0:17:46.920 I'm just gonna make up a number. Hi, I'm giving 0:17:46.920 --> 0:17:49.879 you forty dollars, and I like, I didn't know if 0:17:49.880 --> 0:17:51.840 he was gonna like really for it as I didn't 0:17:51.840 --> 0:17:53.520 know what if you make a face or like, oh, 0:17:54.280 --> 0:17:57.600 if you're a good tipper, you should ever be embarrassed scared. 0:17:57.600 --> 0:18:00.040 I don't know if he's on his mother's day. I 0:18:00.080 --> 0:18:02.520 don't know if people are tipping thirty percent out if 0:18:02.520 --> 0:18:04.760 they're tipping like, I don't know what what the vibe was. 0:18:04.920 --> 0:18:10.000 The vibe is always plus. Hold on that. First of all. 0:18:10.000 --> 0:18:13.640 The vibe is fifteen percent. You can give more. That's 0:18:13.680 --> 0:18:19.280 standard standard. That's a that's American. Yeah, that's you, boogie boy. No, 0:18:19.400 --> 0:18:23.320 don't know, no ball shit, Brody. No, when you the 0:18:23.359 --> 0:18:29.480 amount on a restaurant bill, you should tip twent minimum. Listen, 0:18:29.920 --> 0:18:31.760 I'm not telling you what I tip. I'm saying the 0:18:31.760 --> 0:18:36.600 American standard is minimum fifteen percent. People give ten percent 0:18:36.600 --> 0:18:39.320 if they didn't like this service, fifteen of those fine. 0:18:39.640 --> 0:18:45.359 I gave something like that I tipped. I give because 0:18:45.359 --> 0:18:49.000 I've worked in restaurants that you'd be proud of that 0:18:49.880 --> 0:18:52.000 I was. But I I just didn't know if I 0:18:52.040 --> 0:18:55.840 just I've how often you go put the tip in 0:18:55.880 --> 0:18:58.439 this amount to his face and then walk like it 0:18:58.480 --> 0:19:01.960 walks away. It was just all could not at all. 0:19:02.400 --> 0:19:04.240 This happens to me all the time. You throw money 0:19:04.280 --> 0:19:07.480 at the guy. We always know me and my friends 0:19:07.480 --> 0:19:10.760 were very oh my friends and I you, Dick, I 0:19:10.800 --> 0:19:14.320 know we always we you know, we we always are 0:19:14.400 --> 0:19:17.159 pretty forthright about tips. We we let them see what 0:19:17.200 --> 0:19:19.960 we're giving them because we're not embarrassed by them and 0:19:20.000 --> 0:19:22.520 not no. But it's well, you think it's awkward. You you 0:19:22.440 --> 0:19:24.960 you think that it has to be a closed book, 0:19:25.119 --> 0:19:27.159 and then you walk out and let me see it 0:19:27.200 --> 0:19:31.000 after It's like surprise Christmas morning? What did I get? Now? 0:19:31.000 --> 0:19:33.640 If I give a big tip, like a real big tip, 0:19:33.800 --> 0:19:37.280 like if the service is amazing, I'll make sure we 0:19:37.320 --> 0:19:38.760 talked for a while so he can come back here. 0:19:38.840 --> 0:19:40.840 She can come back and go, hey, thank you very much. 0:19:41.320 --> 0:19:43.000 You know, but this was awkward. See when you go 0:19:43.000 --> 0:19:45.119 in a group, like if you do like a group thing, 0:19:45.119 --> 0:19:46.720 and like you give the guy two hundred bucks because 0:19:46.720 --> 0:19:49.520 it's thirty of you the tabable, they don't know who 0:19:49.600 --> 0:19:51.399 is cheap, who wasn't. They don't know whose idea it 0:19:51.520 --> 0:19:53.720 was to give that amount. When you have the guy 0:19:53.760 --> 0:19:55.880 at the table on Mother's Day and it's assumed you're paying, 0:19:56.560 --> 0:19:58.560 and I'm giving him my credit card. It's only covering 0:19:58.600 --> 0:20:01.760 the tip. It's all on me, baby, It's all on 0:20:01.880 --> 0:20:04.080 It's all on David Broad I listen. I have to 0:20:04.160 --> 0:20:06.120 go uncover the tip because I got to take a piss. 0:20:06.200 --> 0:20:12.639 So we'll be right back. Okay, boys podcast, Did you 0:20:12.680 --> 0:20:16.760 wash your hands? No? In fact, uh, my grubby little 0:20:16.760 --> 0:20:19.479 fingers are all over the fadures of my two thousand, 0:20:19.480 --> 0:20:23.200 five D seventies six dollar piece of equipment. Is that 0:20:23.280 --> 0:20:28.200