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Speaker 1: My girl, what's up with you? Wait a minute, is

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Speaker 1: this the right number?

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Speaker 2: It's the loser line. Good by, just call.

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Speaker 3: Me back if you haven't heard the loser line before.

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Speaker 3: It works like this. Let's say someone approaches you while

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Speaker 3: you're out at the club and uses this charming pickup

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Speaker 3: line on you. What's up, Cheica? Sorry, I guess something

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Speaker 3: about you makes me want to sleep with you. Still working,

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Speaker 3: whatever you do, resist the urge to take away his

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Speaker 3: gym membership and instead tell him you've had your eye

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Speaker 3: on his kettlebell for the last ten minutes and you

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Speaker 3: like what you see, so he should call you sometime.

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Speaker 3: And that's when you give him the number to the

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Speaker 3: loser line, so hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that

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Speaker 3: we can play on the air. Voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 2: Hei, Zoey, it's me.

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Speaker 4: I was thinking of you today because when we met,

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Speaker 4: I didn't tell you this, but I took the napkin

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Speaker 4: you were holding, just you know, to commember two recomember,

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Speaker 4: to commemorate us meeting, and I mean it still smells

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Speaker 4: like you. And anyway, I was just hoping if you're free,

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Speaker 4: you would want to maybe go out with me, you know,

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Speaker 4: to coffee or tea or whatever you like. Really, you know,

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Speaker 4: I could use another napkin for you.

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Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, it's tolly creepy if the relationship doesn't

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Speaker 5: work out.

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Speaker 3: But didn't your husband do something like this on your

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Speaker 3: first date? Take something from the night to remember it by?

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Speaker 5: So he was videoing because it was a promotional.

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Speaker 3: Thing home his underwear.

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Speaker 5: Did I wish that man wouldn't let me get in

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Speaker 5: his pants for months?

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Speaker 6: I tell you, I wish.

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Speaker 3: I wish we had one of Brooks messages from back

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Speaker 3: in the day.

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Speaker 5: I waited for that.

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Speaker 1: Next.

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Speaker 2: Hey, Josh, and uh, I just wanted to give you

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Speaker 2: a call. I kind of think that you might be

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Speaker 2: out of a relationship now, and I kind of noticed

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Speaker 2: you drive a Tesla and really nice watch. I believe

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Speaker 2: it's a brightling. So how about we get together and

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Speaker 2: celebrate Bontine's Day together. You could take me out to

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Speaker 2: like a nice restaurant and maybe buy me some presents.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, like, just give me a call. I mean,

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Speaker 2: you like the fire things in life and I'm way fine,

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Speaker 2: So yeah, like call me next.

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Speaker 3: What man could turn down that opportunity to buy a

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Speaker 3: woman all the presents in the world.

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Speaker 6: I feel like that would work on some men.

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Speaker 7: She just wasn't aiming old enough.

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Speaker 4: I can see it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, one of your sixties.

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Speaker 5: You're like, yeah, I can't buy your stuff with what

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Speaker 5: this relationship is.

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Speaker 3: But it does bring up a good point though.

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Speaker 1: If you're a dude who has a.

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Speaker 3: Girlfriend that loves expensive presence, have we got a V

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Speaker 3: Day gift for you? Dude on Cupid's Birthday, make sure

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Speaker 3: you send her a link to our TikTok page at

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Speaker 3: Broken Jeffrey, which features our top loser line of the week,

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Speaker 3: and she'll be laughing so hard she'll forget that you

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Speaker 3: forgot to buy her.

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Speaker 2: Anything, just like the handbag she wanted.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, nothing Genser in the mood like Broken Jeffrey TikTok.

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Speaker 3: And if some bizarre reason that idea doesn't work and

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Speaker 3: she flies into a rage, make sure to tell him

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Speaker 3: Brooks sent you to her ideas and we don't know

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Speaker 3: her exactly.

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Speaker 4: Back to the.

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Speaker 6: Clips, the Wolf guy that you love my wolf shirts

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Speaker 6: so much, you should know that you also love my

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Speaker 6: wolf tattoos.

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Speaker 4: I have thirteen of them.

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Speaker 8: Maybe we could go out sometime and I could show

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Speaker 8: you my den there are all kinds of furry things

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Speaker 8: we can lay on and get comfortable. Bonus points that

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Speaker 8: you can gets who my last name is. Here's a hint.

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Speaker 8: He probably gets wolf, but it's really howl.

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Speaker 5: Anyway back over, I was, we all know at least

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Speaker 5: one wolf guy.

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Speaker 3: There's one wolf guy in every single friend group with

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Speaker 3: the wolf and every straight out of the hanger.

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Speaker 5: It's not it's cool to be a fox. I'm gonna

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Speaker 5: tell you my last name is not quite the same

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Speaker 5: as white and sneaky.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what does the fox say?

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Speaker 6: I don't know, one knows exactly.

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Speaker 1: Jamie. Hey, it's me.

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Speaker 7: I gotta tell you.

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Speaker 1: I've been going to that waffle house for years and

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Speaker 1: I never saw a girl there that look like she's

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Speaker 1: fitting beauty passions. You look like you walked right off

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Speaker 1: the Miss America.

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Speaker 7: I mean, I'd let you, chunk guy throw some gravy

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Speaker 7: on me for all. I can bring a couple of

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Speaker 7: those paper hats and anytime you want.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's so pretty. Listen, my bird says high.

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Speaker 7: Also, my bird says high too.

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Speaker 5: Oh thank god, I don't want to know what that was.

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Speaker 2: Unbeeped, you know what.

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Speaker 3: And the worst part is we all know the bird

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Speaker 3: is learning good awful language.

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Speaker 5: I know.

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Speaker 3: I was gonna say the birds was even more gross

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Speaker 3: with his request than the guy was.

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Speaker 2: Couldn't even tell if the bird was real, if it

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Speaker 2: was another.

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Speaker 6: Man. Can we block that guy?

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Speaker 3: I want to go to the waffle house just to

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Speaker 3: hang out with these guys a good time.

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Speaker 6: Call us back.

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Speaker 3: Remember you go to Loser Line regularly at this time

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Speaker 3: every single week, and make sure you subscribe to the

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Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey YouTube channel WRE. You can listen to

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Speaker 3: every loser Line, second date and phone tap right there. Actually,

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Speaker 3: we got a phone tap coming up for you.

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Speaker 6: We're gonna do it right after

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Speaker 1: This freaking Jeffrey in the morning.