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Speaker 1: Helasa. Welcome to Wednesday show Martin Studio morning. I hope

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Speaker 1: everybody's good. Let's hit the southern most part of the country.

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Speaker 1: Just about you're the southernmost person on the show. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: South Texas. I'm from the South. Yeah, not really, No,

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Speaker 1: from South Texas, like the southern producer. Ready, guys, I

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Speaker 1: saw Pinocchio on Disney Plus with Tom Hanks as Jeppetto.

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Speaker 1: I think is his name? Uh do? Tom Hanks is

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Speaker 1: just amazing. Give him the oscar for Jeppetto right now.

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Speaker 1: But the movie in general, it's just sad. You mean,

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Speaker 1: the story of Pinocchio. I had no idea that Pinocchio

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Speaker 1: was a puppet that he made because he his little

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Speaker 1: boy died and he wanted But I don't remember that

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Speaker 1: sad part. I remember moving on. That's right from Austin, Texas.

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Speaker 1: He ran cross country track and he tells us about

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Speaker 1: he was homecoming Kane. He tells us about it, lunch bugs.

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Speaker 1: I was rude. It was king. No, you said homecoming

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Speaker 1: st some respect on my name. And guys, if you

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Speaker 1: want to find out the neighborhood gossip, just head to

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Speaker 1: your local playground and sit around at the swings and

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Speaker 1: you'll hear moms talk about everything. I was swinging my

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Speaker 1: kid on the swinging yesterday and two moms were sitting

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Speaker 1: next to me swinging their kids, and one Mom's like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know, the divorce is hard, but I'm just really

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Speaker 1: nervous about getting back out there in the dating world.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, man, this is where you come

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Speaker 1: for all the goods. That's the gossip of the day.

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Speaker 1: It is the gossip of the day. So I was like, man,

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Speaker 1: I hope she, you know, gets back out there and

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Speaker 1: she finds someone. All right, pour back Tomorrow'll let us

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Speaker 1: know what you hear. Yeah, all right, next up from Auston, Texas,

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Speaker 1: she's to run track. I think you're on track with

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Speaker 1: one of the Bush Twins. Yeah, cross country. Okay, so

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Speaker 1: probably from my running days. I have back issues and

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Speaker 1: it's gotten to the point again where I have to

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Speaker 1: set a timer on my phone and when it goes off,

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Speaker 1: I stand up to do my stretches trches on. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I mean it's okay. I think that's healthy for anybody.

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Speaker 1: I mean, whatever age you are, the iPhone will tell

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Speaker 1: you to stand up, watch Apple watch well. But I

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Speaker 1: mean this is like I set specific timers and then

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Speaker 1: I go to the doorway and I swing my leg

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Speaker 1: back and forth to get that hipplex or area for

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Speaker 1: that lower back. Good times. Yeah, we're getting older, Yeah

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Speaker 1: for sure. I mean, if I'm not feeling also up

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Speaker 1: in stretcher beside my desk, just be like, I gotta

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Speaker 1: get a good stretch. It did earlier, all right from

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Speaker 1: Mountain Pine, Arkansas. He's six one bones. Thank you, right,

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Speaker 1: I appreciate that six one I love that. But my

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Speaker 1: shoes on today, I think I probably am. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: talking about Netflix for second because I saw the story

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Speaker 1: of people's favorite, very favorite Netflix show. My very favorite

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Speaker 1: Netflix show of all time is Black Mirror. I'd think

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Speaker 1: about this Black Mirrors at number one. I put Squid

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Speaker 1: Game at number two, and it's not it's the show's

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Speaker 1: not in English, and I don't like subtitles at all,

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Speaker 1: But that show has opened me up to subtitled shows

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Speaker 1: a bit Ozark at three, The Punisher at four, and

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Speaker 1: Umbrella Academy at number five. Ay, which favorite Netflix show

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Speaker 1: of all time? Oh, it's got to be Ozark all time? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean all time, yeah, and it's over one. The

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Speaker 1: great thing is that somebody wanted to get into that.

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Speaker 1: Now they can watch the whole thing and it's all

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Speaker 1: sitting there, and I'd be so jealous. Squid game all time.

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Speaker 1: It's so good. Latch Box making a murderer. Oh, that's

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Speaker 1: pretty good, Stephen Avery, I remember that I didn't kill him.

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Speaker 1: It's pretty good. All right, there you go. That's the

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Speaker 1: top with us. Thank you, Hey, thanks for hanging out.

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Speaker 1: Let's start the show today. It's time to open up

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Speaker 1: the mail bag something we call Hello, Bobby Bones. I

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Speaker 1: heard you're recently talking about cat fishing, and I wanted

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Speaker 1: to share my story because I just found out a

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Speaker 1: friend of mine who's twenty two, is cat fishing a

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Speaker 1: guy that rejected her in high school. And I think

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Speaker 1: that's really terrible. She thought I think it was funny,

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Speaker 1: but I don't. She hasn't spoken at this guy in

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Speaker 1: four years, and all he did was say no to

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Speaker 1: her prom posal. She's still bitter, and now he thinks

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Speaker 1: he's in a relationship with a model from the Midwest. Hey,

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Speaker 1: Sam Brad too, I'm him. I told her I couldn't

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Speaker 1: then got into an argument. We haven't spoken in a week.

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Speaker 1: Do you think I should do something? Signed Kara? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you should just message the guy. That's it easy. You

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Speaker 1: can even do it from another catfish accountant. Oh wow.

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Speaker 1: So if you don't want to be bern reem so

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Speaker 1: many ways, but you gotta let him know. Your friend

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Speaker 1: is not gonna stop. She's better and sad and trying

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Speaker 1: he just said no. He didn't say no and poured

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Speaker 1: chocolate syrup on her head. But you gotta let the

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Speaker 1: dude know. The guy thinks he's in I wish I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna let me know. Hey, hold on, okay, hold on bones.

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Speaker 1: If you're this guy getting catfished and some stranger comes

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Speaker 1: up to you and says, hey man, this girl that

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Speaker 1: you were in love with quotes comes up messages or

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Speaker 1: something messages and you, dude, you're in love. You are

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Speaker 1: in love with this person that you don't know is

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Speaker 1: catfishing you. Okay, you can't think straight, so you're just like,

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Speaker 1: who are you? Bro? You can start this person can

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Speaker 1: now start a fight with you because you got involved.

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Speaker 1: Because he's in love, yes, but it's still you have

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Speaker 1: to tell him you why are these people so in

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Speaker 1: love with someone they've never even ever met FaceTime? But again,

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Speaker 1: I have fallen for the old catfish. It's because I

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Speaker 1: was sad and lonely. That's how. That's why people because

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Speaker 1: they don't have it in their own personal life, and

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Speaker 1: so when you don't have it, you try to find

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Speaker 1: it somewhere else. Not just this instance love. There are

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Speaker 1: a lot of things that you try to try to

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Speaker 1: fill holes. Yeah, and this is it, and as if

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Speaker 1: it's a model that much better. Let's be honest. One

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Speaker 1: of this guy thinks you're getting involved with his love

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Speaker 1: relationship and he kills you. But it kills Oh no,

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Speaker 1: I mean, hey, this is this is what I would do.

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Speaker 1: I would just say, hey, you're being catfish. I send

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Speaker 1: I don't want to say much else, but investigate it.

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Speaker 1: Ask these few questions. It's not real, just letting you know,

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Speaker 1: and then you're good. You wouldn't give him like Evans

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Speaker 1: then get out. I get out, Okay, I want to

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Speaker 1: get murdered. Now you said that's craph Yeah, you can

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Speaker 1: stop that. I would stop it. If I were you,

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Speaker 1: message him. That's what I said. Wish somebody would have

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Speaker 1: We got your game, and that was abound the cloth.

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Speaker 1: Let's go over and talk to Mary in Idaho, who

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Speaker 1: would like to play a game with you. How are

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Speaker 1: you this morning? I'm doing well? Thank you. Well, we're

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Speaker 1: gonna play a game and you get to pick your

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Speaker 1: player here and all they have to do is go

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Speaker 1: three for three and TV theme songs, So when it beats,

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Speaker 1: they got to continue singing it and if they nail

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Speaker 1: three for three, you get a prize. Oh no, it

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Speaker 1: could be a one of my Barbie's collections. It could

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Speaker 1: be could we do it? We do a Sonic gift card?

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Speaker 1: One hundred our Sonic gift card? Mary, do you have

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Speaker 1: If you're able to win, who would you like to

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Speaker 1: play for you in TV theme finish the lyric you

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Speaker 1: have Amy, Hello lunchbox, I'm the smartest on the show,

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Speaker 1: I'm best looking. Yes or Eddie, the one that wins

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Speaker 1: all the games. You could pick between those three and

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Speaker 1: if they win, you win one hundred dollars to Sonic.

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Speaker 1: Who would you like to go with? Amy lunchbox? Already?

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Speaker 1: I'm going with the guy who wins all the game games? Okay,

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Speaker 1: Eddie got to go three for three? Oh boy, you

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Speaker 1: know what I'm bad at lyrics? Yeah, I got eleven.

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Speaker 1: So picking number one to eleven and will do whichever

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Speaker 1: number you pick. Let's go with seven. He picks number seven, right,

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Speaker 1: number seven will be there. Oh the ready bunch. So

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Speaker 1: the next three to four words. Go ahead, What yet

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Speaker 1: they there were four men living all together, yet they

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Speaker 1: were never on their own, never on their own. Okay,

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Speaker 1: because you went for the rhyme, you know what rhymes there?

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Speaker 1: that's wrong. Lyrics are right, Lyrics are right? Yeah I

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Speaker 1: was wrong. She already she already lost all right? No? No,

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Speaker 1: yeah said three for three? Really yeah, Mary, Yeah, we

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Speaker 1: get Eddie didn't win. He said he wins all the games.

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Speaker 1: He didn't win. I'm very sorry about that. I should Okay,

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Speaker 1: you know what, let's do it. Let's give Amy a

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Speaker 1: shot here. Okay, Amy picking number one through ten. Four,

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Speaker 1: She picks number four. It's the Golden Girls. You should

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Speaker 1: knock this one out. Here we go the biggest. The

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Speaker 1: biggest gift would be from me and the card attached

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Speaker 1: Wood's sake, thank you for being a friend. Right, she

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Speaker 1: has the biggest gift would be from me. Let's hear

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Speaker 1: if that's right. That's right. Let's go again, Amy, one

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Speaker 1: through nine. You gotta get two more. Okay, go ahead. Five?

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Speaker 1: She went number five. Ray the Flintstones, Oh no. Five?

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Speaker 1: Family matters, love and traditions of the brand design, some

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Speaker 1: people see it's even harder to find for the win.

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Speaker 1: If it's even harder to find, how do you feel

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Speaker 1: Hit it. It's even harder to fine. She's good, Mary,

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Speaker 1: you are the winner. Amy is the winner, and everybody's

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Speaker 1: a winner. It's time for the good news. Unbox something good.

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Speaker 1: It's four am and Ronda's fast asleep when all of

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Speaker 1: a sudden she hears ring ring, ring, ring, ring ring,

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Speaker 1: and she answers her phone and it's the security company.

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Speaker 1: Someone had broken into her business, stolen a bunch of things,

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Speaker 1: including her laptop, which she needs to run the business.

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Speaker 1: She's like, oh no, what am I gonna do? Has

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Speaker 1: all my files on there. Well, there's two guys out

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Speaker 1: collecting cans a couple days later and they find the laptop.

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Speaker 1: Instead of trying to sell it, they get on social

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Speaker 1: media and say, hey, we found this laptop and they

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Speaker 1: bring it back to Rhonda. When I had jumped outside

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Speaker 1: of work and the guy stole my computer, he didn't

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Speaker 1: want my computer, but I threw it at him to

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Speaker 1: try to, you know, maybe stop from spreading at me.

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Speaker 1: They found in a bush, like right around the corner.

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Speaker 1: Then he hit him on the computer, just doing a bush. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean, why not take that to a pawn shot. Well,

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Speaker 1: it's hard to get into like when I'm sure they

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Speaker 1: couldn't get into it. Oh well, it doesn't say they

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Speaker 1: tried to they said they didn't think about something that

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Speaker 1: they just wanted to get it back to the rightful phone.

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Speaker 1: But I mean even the person that robbed the place.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't matter how we define them, um percentage. Go okay,

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Speaker 1: well I'll go five percent, five lunchbox zero percent, Eddie

422
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Speaker 1: twenty percent. That's strong, twenty percent. There's stuff up there.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go, oh, oh, you're that low. That's not low,

424
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Speaker 1: it's pretty high. It's for not knowing anything. Yeah, man,

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Speaker 1: I feel like he's a believer. Man, I feel like

426
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Speaker 1: he's a I'm a believer that I don't know everything. Yeah,

427
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Speaker 1: I'm one hundred percent on that, but I'm not gonna

428
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Speaker 1: miss it, don't. But I'm twenty four percent there too.

429
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Speaker 1: But I'm a believer that. I just our eyes can't

430
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Speaker 1: see everything, or we would see all the cell phone

431
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Speaker 1: exceptly some people's consciousness that has the ability to see

432
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Speaker 1: certain things. But it's like we can't see certain colors

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Speaker 1: that animals can see. There's a lot, So why do

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Speaker 1: we think we could see we don't have technologies that

435
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Speaker 1: can go only to certain places, but they're I'll do

436
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Speaker 1: this segment for two hours, so I'm gonna go round exactly.

437
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Speaker 1: So there we have. Do you think when we go

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Speaker 1: to space or different it's probably like driving a block

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Speaker 1: down the road, Like we go to our farthest but

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Speaker 1: it's like driving a block down the road. All right,

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Speaker 1: it's not far at all, not far at Look at it.

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Speaker 1: I mean, look up. But do you think they're hanging

443
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Speaker 1: out there and they're like, oh, look at them trying

444
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Speaker 1: to come and see all this. Well, it's us watching

445
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Speaker 1: an ant farm and we're like, stupid. Man. That prison

446
00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:54,439
Speaker 1: theory is crazy, though, And how crazy that we're in

447
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Speaker 1: prison and there's prisons within our prison. Earth is a prison,

448
00:21:57,359 --> 00:21:59,639
Speaker 1: and but there are prisons out of prisons. There's solitary confinement,

449
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Speaker 1: the whole side of prisons. Oh man, this is you

450
00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:07,520
Speaker 1: guys are getting wake up, everybody, now. I don't want

451
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Speaker 1: to know anything. That's really point. That's my point. That's

452
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Speaker 1: my point. That's I don't go to the doctor. I

453
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Speaker 1: don't want to know. All right, let's listen to this

454
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Speaker 1: voicemail from Corey. I've followed you last weekend based doctor

455
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Speaker 1: twenty five Whistles podcast. Boy, did you cashing for us?

456
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Speaker 1: Three or three? Baby? Let's do it? Thanks Bobby. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I'm what they call a heater. You know a heater

458
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Speaker 1: is I mean you're on fire hot? I know. I

459
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Speaker 1: all I hear is ten for ten. Yeah, I haven't missed.

460
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Speaker 1: I'm ten to No, I'm ten for ten. Why haven't

461
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Speaker 1: you had me place these bets? Because I don't think

462
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Speaker 1: people should follow me. I just do it myself, and

463
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Speaker 1: I bet my own money. I tell people what I'm betting.

464
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Speaker 1: And as of right now, I'm ten to know. I'll

465
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Speaker 1: probably bomb out this week and get back to normal.

466
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Speaker 1: I mean, you say that and then you won't and

467
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Speaker 1: then I'll bet regret. But you can listen to the

468
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Speaker 1: podcast called twenty five Whistles. There'll be a new episode

469
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Speaker 1: on Friday, and if you want to get draft kings

470
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Speaker 1: and use it, it's right there. They put it up

471
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Speaker 1: on the front of the rap the twenty five Whistles

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Speaker 1: bet Boom and it's it's hit three weeks in a row.

473
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Speaker 1: And other than that, I can't believe it. It's crazy

474
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Speaker 1: ten for ten. The street will probably come to an

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Speaker 1: end this week, but you can listen to twenty five

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Speaker 1: whistles wherever you podcast. All right, let's listen to a

477
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Speaker 1: voicemail from Brandy in Southern Tennessee. Hey studio just saw

478
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Speaker 1: a TikTok posted from Kelsey Vallerini saying that she has

479
00:23:26,119 --> 00:23:29,440
Speaker 1: a song coming out with Carly Pearce and Kelly Clarkson.

480
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Speaker 1: Is this the song that Right was talking about months ago?

481
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Speaker 1: I can't remember if this was ever answered, but I

482
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Speaker 1: was wondering if this is two secret that he has,

483
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:40,160
Speaker 1: then let us know Ray has two country music secrets

484
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Speaker 1: still hidden. One of them is the divorce that hasn't

485
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,359
Speaker 1: happened yet, and the second one is the song of

486
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Speaker 1: the summer that it's set Umber fourteen, Suddy Summer is over.

487
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Speaker 1: And this song never came out. I guess, yeah, I

488
00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:53,840
Speaker 1: just really never hit my bad never hit or never

489
00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:57,479
Speaker 1: came out. It came out, just wasn't good. I guess, well, then,

490
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Speaker 1: what one is it? It was Diplo, Daniel Bradberry and

491
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Speaker 1: Zach Brown Band, and it came out on what album?

492
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:07,719
Speaker 1: It's somebody That's I think it's Zach Brown. Just never

493
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Speaker 1: surfaced anywhere, never became song of summer. No dang. All right,

494
00:24:11,359 --> 00:24:13,880
Speaker 1: well now we know it. That's not it a very

495
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Speaker 1: good country music scene. Yeah, you're Amy's pile of stories. Okay.

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Speaker 1: Here are some habits that helped Queen Elizabeth live until

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Speaker 1: ninety six. She was the queen. Well she she did

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Speaker 1: work up until her death, though, so what does that

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Speaker 1: mean work. It's like a rich kid who's like, you know,

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Speaker 1: my dad got me a job. She met with the

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Speaker 1: Prime Minister and stuff like that. But her official duties

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Speaker 1: had been scaled back in her later years. But she

503
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Speaker 1: was working right up until and they say when you

504
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Speaker 1: retire sometimes your life goes faster. Well, the fact that

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Speaker 1: she was ninety six and even walking like that's awesome.

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Speaker 1: She was moving around shaking I thought he was shaking hands.

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Speaker 1: That's pretty cool. Speaking of her movement, she preferred what

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Speaker 1: she called sensible ex size. She wasn't into intense workouts.

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Speaker 1: She preferred activities like riding horses, walking her Corgis, and

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Speaker 1: hikes through the countryside. Yeah, like sensible exercise, like rolling

511
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Speaker 1: out of bed and being like, yeah, I'm good for

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Speaker 1: the day. An activity. What else? She never smoked. She

513
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Speaker 1: enjoyed time in nature. She ate balanced meals and she

514
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Speaker 1: enjoyed chocolate and alcohol. All right, Okay, So if you're

515
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Speaker 1: tired of scrolling Hinge or any of the other dating apps,

516
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Speaker 1: this twenty seven year old named Emily has started to

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Speaker 1: pass out dating resumes at sporting events, grocery stores, car washes,

518
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Speaker 1: despert well. Millions of people are following her journey. It's

519
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Speaker 1: gone viral. And what she did when she put her

520
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Speaker 1: picture on a little business card and then she rode

521
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Speaker 1: in her hobbies, her skills, her simple pleasures and other

522
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Speaker 1: fun prompts on the back of each card and she's

523
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Speaker 1: just passing them out. It's funny to follow along with

524
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Speaker 1: or as a bit, but that's so I was like, hey,

525
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Speaker 1: you out with this girl? Oh yeah, what's her name?

526
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Speaker 1: Well it's Emily. She she's passing out business cards, trying

527
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Speaker 1: to find that creative or outside of the box or

528
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Speaker 1: you know. Oh, because it's for everyone. It's like a

529
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Speaker 1: wide open thing where she's not I don't like that one. Not.

530
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Speaker 1: It's funny to watch and talk about it, but I

531
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Speaker 1: don't think if I were single, I'd be like, oh,

532
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Speaker 1: let me see what she's about. Yeah. No. A new

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Speaker 1: four part documentary from Pierremont Plus called Eleven Minutes, is

534
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Speaker 1: gonna revisit the twenty seventeen Root ninety one Harvest Festival

535
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Speaker 1: as a very tragic event, obviously. But it's coming out

536
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Speaker 1: on September twenty seventh, just days before the five year anniversary,

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Speaker 1: and there's going to be in depth interviews from people

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Speaker 1: that were there, including a first time interview with Jason

539
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Speaker 1: Aldean about the night. All right, I'm Amy, that's my pile.

540
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Speaker 1: That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the

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Speaker 1: good news. Bobby. Laura Hernandez was powder boarding, shout her iPhone,

542
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Speaker 1: a little little tweeting, a little texting, and she dropped

543
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Speaker 1: in the water. And this isn't like the bathtub, which

544
00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:04,760
Speaker 1: that one stink too. This isn't like this. You're out

545
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Speaker 1: the big old body of water. And so the next

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Speaker 1: day she goes back to the beach and there's a

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Speaker 1: scuba class and she goes, hey, you guys just teaching that.

548
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Speaker 1: I dropped my phone like right here. So he's like, listen, lady,

549
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Speaker 1: I hear you. It's the ocean. But it's like, you know,

550
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Speaker 1: a lot of water out here, and so she's like,

551
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:26,240
Speaker 1: but it's in a pink case. It's like, listen, lady,

552
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:29,879
Speaker 1: I'll keep an eye out for it. But went out boom,

553
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:34,560
Speaker 1: found it twenty five foot of water. Wow, and the

554
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:36,640
Speaker 1: bright pink waterproof case stuck out like a sore thumb.

555
00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:38,879
Speaker 1: It was almost neatly placed into a green bed of

556
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Speaker 1: seaweed that the instructor who went down, whose name was

557
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Speaker 1: Vanessa khn So, I guess he wouldn't be like she

558
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:46,879
Speaker 1: wouldn't be like, hey lady, hey lady, we gonna find it.

559
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:49,639
Speaker 1: But anyway, they found the phone on the water. She

560
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:51,840
Speaker 1: ever a war. But I know these phones are waterproof,

561
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:53,520
Speaker 1: and I'm telling you, anytime I dropped mine in the water,

562
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:56,120
Speaker 1: it never works the same. And this one probably started

563
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Speaker 1: right up. You know those stories about people dropping their

564
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Speaker 1: phone up a twenty story building and they go, oh,

565
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:04,040
Speaker 1: it still works just perfectly, Yeah, no cracks, or the

566
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Speaker 1: phone is in a creek bed for a month and

567
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:08,199
Speaker 1: they find it and they're like, well, found it right

568
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Speaker 1: back up. I'm calling bullcrap on those. It's like when

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Speaker 1: your car gets towed, Sure it's not damaged. It never

570
00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:19,560
Speaker 1: quite drive, yeah, never quite dry because they gotta like

571
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:23,520
Speaker 1: put a hook into it and drag it up. This

572
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:26,639
Speaker 1: phone's been good for her for finding it, but that

573
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:30,280
Speaker 1: whole this phone to waterproof only so much good story though.

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Speaker 1: I like it, Like they found it. That's what it's

575
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,880
Speaker 1: all about, right there. That was tell me something good.

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Speaker 1: Over to Amy with the Morning Corny, Morning Corny, which

577
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Speaker 1: one of King Author's nights built, the round table, which

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Speaker 1: one of King Arthur's knights built, the round table. Sircumference

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Speaker 1: a round table, the Morning Corny. Pretty good like that one.

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Speaker 1: I mean, that's pretty good. Don't forget Friday. I'm doing

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Speaker 1: one final show in Nashville October twenty second, but tickets

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Speaker 1: It's a Saturday night show October twenty second. Tickets and

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Speaker 1: so Friday at Bobbybones dot com at ten am Central time.

585
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:20,800
Speaker 1: I mean, what's the tip for if you lose your phone? Well,

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Speaker 1: someone shared with me that they put their phone or

587
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Speaker 1: another person's phone number as their lock screen, like their sister,

588
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:29,720
Speaker 1: they're a significant other, or a friend. Like if you

589
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:33,719
Speaker 1: find this phone, call the lock screen. Yeah, you can

590
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:35,800
Speaker 1: still have a picture if you want, but it's just

591
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:37,960
Speaker 1: you can type that into the text, you know, like

592
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:40,400
Speaker 1: make it in an app or on social media, take

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Speaker 1: a screenshot and then make that your lock screen, and

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00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:44,920
Speaker 1: that way someone finds your phone, they cannot get into it.

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00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:47,480
Speaker 1: For somebody's losing their phone a lot. I don't want

596
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Speaker 1: to put anybody's number on my lock screen because, oh

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Speaker 1: you could. I'm just saying, if you're scared of losing

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Speaker 1: your phone and you want to get it up me

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Speaker 1: and Stashira doing like a dance and daughter, yea, yeah,

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Speaker 1: anyone's on yours. Oh, I have the generic blue, white,

601
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Speaker 1: red bubbles or something. It's just whatever comes with the phone,

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00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:06,320
Speaker 1: you know. I had that because I'm living on two

603
00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:10,360
Speaker 1: phones right now, mostly one and a half, but I

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00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:12,200
Speaker 1: still used to se one a little bit. But I'm

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00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:14,280
Speaker 1: moving over. But I had the generic too. My wife

606
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:19,280
Speaker 1: laughed at me. She goes, hey, Pops, she wants to

607
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:20,720
Speaker 1: change the background, and I was like, I don't know.

608
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Speaker 1: I got two phones, and so I just changed that.

609
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:24,640
Speaker 1: I said, okay, well I'm gonna it's gonna be Caitlyn

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Speaker 1: Digest so it's just her on the front. I don't

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Speaker 1: even one of just us. I was like, it's just

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Speaker 1: you see to that you could add if you find

613
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:35,280
Speaker 1: this phone, call her because yeah, exactly want to do

614
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Speaker 1: that lunch. Do you have a picture on yours? No,

615
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Speaker 1: I got waves man that he has the intra screens

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Speaker 1: whatever that is, got pops how to change it? Well, okay,

617
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Speaker 1: you probably have the version that can't be changed. Probably yeah, probably, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I want to do Let's talk about celebrities for a second.

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Speaker 1: Ray what happened to you when you're on your flight? Yeah,

620
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Speaker 1: so me and my wife we went on Southwest and

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Speaker 1: we were one A. Yeah, we like a one A

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Speaker 1: one day one so we could seat first. We were

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Speaker 1: pretty a one You stand in line, but you get

624
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Speaker 1: to be up front seat to pick your seat very first. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so we didn't want to be in the very front.

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Speaker 1: We were two rows back. Well, as people are getting on,

627
00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:13,600
Speaker 1: for some weird reason, the flight attendant kept saving a

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Speaker 1: seat and it was at the very front in the

629
00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:18,000
Speaker 1: very middle. People try to sit it. Nope, sorry sorry, sorry,

630
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:20,120
Speaker 1: that one's taken. But there was nobody there, There was

631
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:22,160
Speaker 1: no bags there, There was no reason why that flight

632
00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:25,120
Speaker 1: attendant should be blocking that seat. Also, weird on that airline,

633
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:27,720
Speaker 1: they're saving a sea because souths is like, have at

634
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:29,720
Speaker 1: it if you get here at yours so she probably

635
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:31,760
Speaker 1: had to turn about ten people away and then finally

636
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:34,360
Speaker 1: a celebt comes. It was it at the very end,

637
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:36,720
Speaker 1: when everybody was already seated. Last person. I'm talking five

638
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:39,160
Speaker 1: minutes before we took off. Let's play name that celebrity. Okay,

639
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:41,520
Speaker 1: can we ask you five of yes or no questions? Sure,

640
00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:46,200
Speaker 1: you guys won't know him. Well, it's a reality star,

641
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:48,720
Speaker 1: and you guys don't watch Southern Charm. Oh, I just

642
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:53,040
Speaker 1: gave us the whole game. You're right, it crag over. No,

643
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:56,960
Speaker 1: it was ava worst game I've ever played. I've played

644
00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:59,040
Speaker 1: some bad games. Heck, I've come up with some bad games.

645
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:01,520
Speaker 1: This was the worst I've ever play. Wait, but you

646
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:03,640
Speaker 1: can do that. Does she know the flight to tune

647
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:08,000
Speaker 1: in or something? No idea, but it made it from

648
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:10,640
Speaker 1: Southern Charm. Her name's Ava Charm on Southern Term. Is

649
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:13,200
Speaker 1: that why it's called Southern Charm? No, her name's Ava

650
00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:16,440
Speaker 1: on Southern Charm. It's a Bravo show. Yeah, so her

651
00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:18,600
Speaker 1: last names that Charm. What does she do on the show.

652
00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:20,640
Speaker 1: She's a bar owner, but she's just one of the girls,

653
00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:24,360
Speaker 1: a gossips and goes to parties. Is that a popular show? Really? Huge?

654
00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:26,680
Speaker 1: I never watched one episode of It doesn't mean it's

655
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:28,640
Speaker 1: not popular. I know it's good. Like if I saw

656
00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:31,720
Speaker 1: her that this is how fractured celebrities. She's got a

657
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:36,440
Speaker 1: million followers on Instagram. Yeah, Philippe, is that what you

658
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:40,560
Speaker 1: base fame off of? Lunchbox? Yeah? Man, unless that's not

659
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:45,120
Speaker 1: the right Ava, why are you grunting? Started looking like

660
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:48,920
Speaker 1: it was? Yeah? I think that was That's a different

661
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:53,960
Speaker 1: a dude, you just found a Nava followed her. It

662
00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:56,400
Speaker 1: has like follow on somebody you didn't even notice because

663
00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:59,800
Speaker 1: they were hot. I'm saying, this looks like Reese Witherspoon,

664
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,000
Speaker 1: and I'm like, why is that Reece withers So they

665
00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:04,240
Speaker 1: saved her a seat, Ray, Yeah, And I believe to

666
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:06,680
Speaker 1: avoid pictures and so that people wouldn't stop and you

667
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:09,880
Speaker 1: just keep them line moving efficiently. Honestly, I would my points.

668
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:11,600
Speaker 1: I wouldn't know who it was. I can't imagine many

669
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:14,200
Speaker 1: people would be stopping her to ask for a picture.

670
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:16,080
Speaker 1: But since they don't have a sign seating, I would

671
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:18,000
Speaker 1: imagine she just went up to the front desk and said, hey,

672
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:20,200
Speaker 1: just fy, I'm a little bit of a celebrity. Can

673
00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:23,479
Speaker 1: I board last? Someone saying that. I cannot because if

674
00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:25,480
Speaker 1: you have to tell someone you're a celebrity, you ain't

675
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:28,040
Speaker 1: a celebrity. Exactly. That's the rule, if you have to,

676
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:30,120
Speaker 1: because Lunchbox will go and try it in places like

677
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:32,280
Speaker 1: try to get celebrity discounts. I get a they're like,

678
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,960
Speaker 1: who's the celebrity? You have to say you're a celebrity,

679
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:39,560
Speaker 1: You're not a celebrity. Last celebrity you saw, Lunchbox, you're

680
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:41,800
Speaker 1: a bit from earlier, does not count. So last celebrity

681
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:44,920
Speaker 1: that you saw anywhere Amy Kimberly Schlatman from a little

682
00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:48,840
Speaker 1: big town, Okay, I'd probably see parking Lot. I was

683
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:52,240
Speaker 1: driving to an appointment and she was coming out of

684
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:54,280
Speaker 1: the grocery store and I stopped, rolled down the window,

685
00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:57,120
Speaker 1: said hi, and then kept on Eddie. Last celebrity you saw,

686
00:33:57,280 --> 00:33:59,960
Speaker 1: Hillary Scott lady a target. That's a long time ago.

687
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:02,880
Speaker 1: A couple of months ago, three months ago, Yeah, maybe

688
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:05,520
Speaker 1: longer than that. Lunch boxs last celebrity you saw, man,

689
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:08,040
Speaker 1: I can't even think of one right now. I mean

690
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:10,480
Speaker 1: it's been so long I haven't been celebrities sighting, and

691
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:12,360
Speaker 1: it's really annoying. I saw dirt s Bentley riding his

692
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:13,680
Speaker 1: bike in front of our building. Yeah, but he was

693
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:17,080
Speaker 1: coming to work count out because like I saw Derek Jeter,

694
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:24,719
Speaker 1: Ny DeVito, I was doing the Today shown you saw

695
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:26,000
Speaker 1: who did you see? You were trying to sell the

696
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:29,320
Speaker 1: TMZ picture of Jason Aldean, Yeah he was. He was

697
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:31,320
Speaker 1: just in an alley on music row. He's in slides

698
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:32,880
Speaker 1: and some Geane shorts. Ray was like, I want to

699
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:34,360
Speaker 1: sell this picture because he looks like a dork. He

700
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:38,000
Speaker 1: was wearing slides and Jean shorts. George, that's good. It

701
00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:40,400
Speaker 1: was like Tim's eveil love it because he's because why

702
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:42,680
Speaker 1: would they have loved Ray? Because he's never looking like that?

703
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:45,320
Speaker 1: No cowboy, had no cowboy boots. Who would you what

704
00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:47,000
Speaker 1: would you have thought his job would have been? If

705
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:48,719
Speaker 1: you'd just seen him like that? Looked like he worked

706
00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:53,879
Speaker 1: for the dumpster company. If you guys have run into

707
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:56,799
Speaker 1: any celebrities, you have a good story, we'll take him.

708
00:34:56,920 --> 00:35:02,960
Speaker 1: Eight seven seven seven seven Bobby eight seven seven seventy

709
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:06,960
Speaker 1: seven Bobby. Over one hundred listeners send me the story

710
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:09,919
Speaker 1: about the guy getting killed by the kangaroo. Oh yeah,

711
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:14,279
Speaker 1: a story that so many listeners sent It might be

712
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:16,400
Speaker 1: my most sent in story. Ever, I guys, I can

713
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:18,920
Speaker 1: beat up a kangaroo. Well, this is one story and

714
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:22,279
Speaker 1: the guy's almost eighty years old, so a squirrel could

715
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:23,879
Speaker 1: have killed him because he just happened to run into

716
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:27,480
Speaker 1: a kangaroo. I stand by that. If you just went

717
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:32,720
Speaker 1: random any went kangaroo lottery and you said number seventy

718
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:35,160
Speaker 1: two in kangaroo, come on up, I'm gonna be able

719
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:37,600
Speaker 1: to beat up that kangaroo. Yes, if I get really

720
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:39,440
Speaker 1: unlucky and it's like one of these jacked ones, I'm

721
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:42,640
Speaker 1: have a little more trouble with it. But those are anomalies.

722
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:45,520
Speaker 1: Those like the professional athletes of the kangaroo world. If

723
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:47,520
Speaker 1: you just grabbed a normal human and go, okay, we're

724
00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:50,440
Speaker 1: gonna pick an average human normal, the person that you

725
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:52,400
Speaker 1: get's not gonna be jacked up in a professional athlete.

726
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:55,120
Speaker 1: For the most part, I can whoop a kangaroo. I'm

727
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:58,400
Speaker 1: smarter than it. I'm strong. I'm strong. I'm not saying stronger,

728
00:35:58,400 --> 00:35:59,919
Speaker 1: but I think I'm smart enough to use my strength.

729
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:03,360
Speaker 1: I whoop a kangaroo, I grab a stick. Okay, so

730
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:05,439
Speaker 1: should we arrange this? Yeah, we need to make it happen,

731
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:08,160
Speaker 1: because you're talking real big right now. No, I'm not

732
00:36:08,239 --> 00:36:11,640
Speaker 1: talking real big, I'm talking normal. Was my voice. It's

733
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:14,080
Speaker 1: never been more normal ever. I could beat up a kangaroo.

734
00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:18,040
Speaker 1: A kangaroo attacked and killed a man and then blocked

735
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:20,600
Speaker 1: emergency paramedics from getting to him in time. Like rubbing

736
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:23,960
Speaker 1: it in. It was his pet. What it's even worse. Yeah,

737
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:28,120
Speaker 1: I didn't see that party. Wild animals do they have

738
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:31,400
Speaker 1: wild even if they don't for a while. Gosh, that's terrible.

739
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:34,759
Speaker 1: They're still wild animals. And so he had been keeping

740
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:37,040
Speaker 1: the wild kangaroo as a pet. So yeah, it was

741
00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:38,400
Speaker 1: this pet, but it was a wild kangaroo that he

742
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:42,080
Speaker 1: got that he raises a baby and was like, okay, kangaroo,

743
00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:43,960
Speaker 1: you're gonna get my bitch friend. You can sit in

744
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:47,719
Speaker 1: my pocket. That didn't happen here, and so police were

745
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:50,640
Speaker 1: forced to shoot the kangaroo because he was blocking them

746
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:54,040
Speaker 1: from getting to the dude. So this is a sad story.

747
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:55,640
Speaker 1: But I didn't even present it that way because so

748
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:57,600
Speaker 1: many listeners have been sending me this story going, I

749
00:36:57,680 --> 00:37:00,759
Speaker 1: told you this kangaroo beat you up. I can at kangaroos,

750
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:04,399
Speaker 1: but I call it out like there's a wrestling pay

751
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:06,239
Speaker 1: per view to its face. But like I will see

752
00:37:06,239 --> 00:37:08,759
Speaker 1: you a summer slam and then I beat it up

753
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:11,120
Speaker 1: at summers slam. It just wouldn't it wouldn't have a

754
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:13,320
Speaker 1: chance against me. Males can be aggressive and in a

755
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:15,200
Speaker 1: fight that will use their short upper limbs. Look at

756
00:37:15,239 --> 00:37:19,080
Speaker 1: my limbs. What are they long? Long? Short? Like again?

757
00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:23,240
Speaker 1: Still long? Huh? Yes, okay, I'd be like, what about

758
00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:25,520
Speaker 1: their tail? Is their tail strong? Step on it? Yes,

759
00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:29,040
Speaker 1: they stand on tai Like when I'll play pick up basketball,

760
00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:31,120
Speaker 1: I step on somebody's toe before they tried to get

761
00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:33,879
Speaker 1: a rebound. I can't get it, but that's how I play.

762
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:38,960
Speaker 1: I grew up Mountain Pine in Arkansas. Someone considered the streets. Okay,

763
00:37:39,239 --> 00:37:41,759
Speaker 1: you could get called foul for that, and I don't

764
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:43,840
Speaker 1: know if a foul is what they call you probably

765
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:45,920
Speaker 1: just get punched in the neds and next go around

766
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:47,759
Speaker 1: by the play, I mean, it's just a dirty ish

767
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:49,919
Speaker 1: type play. Okay, But I would beat up a kangaro.

768
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:51,400
Speaker 1: I'll say it again. If any can't, okay, I'll do this.

769
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:54,080
Speaker 1: I'll be honest. If any kangaroo's listening right now and

770
00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:56,680
Speaker 1: they want to call into the show, I'll fight them

771
00:37:56,760 --> 00:38:00,319
Speaker 1: right now. Here's our number. If any kangaroo it's listening

772
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:02,680
Speaker 1: it has a cell phone on them, I'll tell you what.

773
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:04,360
Speaker 1: I'll do one better. If there's a kangaroo listening it

774
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:09,719
Speaker 1: wants me to fly them from Australia, I will themself. Yeah. So,

775
00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:13,560
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that it stinks this guy died, obviously, but

776
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:15,600
Speaker 1: you also can't grab a wild animal like a kangaroo

777
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:18,440
Speaker 1: and make it a pet. You shouldn't even take an

778
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:23,480
Speaker 1: animal like a tiger that isn't wild by birth, but

779
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:27,920
Speaker 1: wild by hundreds of years, because they will seek freed

780
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:31,000
Speaker 1: and roy. Yeah. Go tiger. Tiger got him so like

781
00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:34,799
Speaker 1: Mike Tyson's tiger that was probably domesticated. Yes, but even

782
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:40,040
Speaker 1: domestication doesn't stop an animal from tiger going tiger knowing

783
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:43,040
Speaker 1: their meaning, their true meaning, My true meaning is beating

784
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:47,319
Speaker 1: up kangaroo. All you guys, you know, I just stick

785
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:50,359
Speaker 1: in your butts man, because there's no way kangaroo beats

786
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:53,520
Speaker 1: me up. I step on to tail. They try to jump, well,

787
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:56,480
Speaker 1: the tails behind them. They won't even get close to it.

788
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:58,719
Speaker 1: They're gonna be there. I was looking at their arms.

789
00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:00,640
Speaker 1: Their arms were like like the teen inches or so.

790
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:03,440
Speaker 1: Look at these long it's like three three and a

791
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:05,520
Speaker 1: half feet or so, four feet arms. I had to

792
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:07,719
Speaker 1: tell you kangaroos have claws on their hind legs, as

793
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:11,120
Speaker 1: they used to severely cut or disembowe their enemies. I

794
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:14,759
Speaker 1: gotta switch blade. No you can't. It's a comb. It's

795
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:19,000
Speaker 1: tricks you I open it. It's a comb. Yeah, crap,

796
00:39:19,239 --> 00:39:21,640
Speaker 1: it's a comb. I just chricking. Everybody just checking. Okay,

797
00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:23,239
Speaker 1: So that was a story I wanted to bring up

798
00:39:23,239 --> 00:39:25,520
Speaker 1: before we went to Oh, there's a kangaroo on the

799
00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:27,880
Speaker 1: phone from Australia. I'm seeing. Oh, come on, let's go.

800
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:29,560
Speaker 1: I have no idea what this is. I'm gonna be

801
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:31,279
Speaker 1: honest with you. It's on a hot line too that

802
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:33,800
Speaker 1: nobody even knows the number two? Ray? Can I answer

803
00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:36,200
Speaker 1: the call from whatever this is? This is not a

804
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:41,040
Speaker 1: pre rehearse bit is bowling? Bounce? Hello? This is a kangaroo.

805
00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:43,879
Speaker 1: There's the kangaroo? Cool or from Australia. How you're talking

806
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:46,800
Speaker 1: a little crap over there? When since when did you

807
00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:49,920
Speaker 1: learn to speak human? You said a gold No, No,

808
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,520
Speaker 1: I know what I said. How did you understand English?

809
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:55,239
Speaker 1: Much less human? How do you understand that you're gonna

810
00:39:55,239 --> 00:39:58,640
Speaker 1: beat me up. I don't understand that. He kind of

811
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:01,680
Speaker 1: sounds like Popeye, yeah, a little bit, also like a

812
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:04,120
Speaker 1: kangaroo of Austraili. Y'all, this is what we saw. Long

813
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:07,600
Speaker 1: have you fought many humans? Kangaroo? I thought humans? Every

814
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:10,040
Speaker 1: Thursday at three o'clock. Is there some sort of event

815
00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:12,680
Speaker 1: gathering you go to where this happens? Yeah, you haven't

816
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:14,680
Speaker 1: been to Australia. I have been to Australia, you know

817
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:17,160
Speaker 1: I have. Oh yeah, well you must have missed us.

818
00:40:17,239 --> 00:40:19,360
Speaker 1: Yeah I did. I think is it like a kangaroo

819
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:21,759
Speaker 1: fight club or the humans? Humans get into this? Yeah,

820
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:23,759
Speaker 1: so we placed bets on how many humans we can

821
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:27,960
Speaker 1: be today? What's your record? Ball racket is? Seveneen in

822
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:31,239
Speaker 1: an hour? An hour? Wow? Has anyone tried the trick?

823
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:32,879
Speaker 1: When they step on your tail so you can't jump,

824
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:38,279
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. My tail releases itself and comes right back. Law. Oh,

825
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:42,200
Speaker 1: like like it dislocates. Okay, it's kind of like a lizard,

826
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:46,719
Speaker 1: but a lizard's tail grows back. It does that come

827
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:50,080
Speaker 1: back on? Yeah, it's like a starfish. You know how

828
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:53,759
Speaker 1: grows back? It take time? Um, and so when do

829
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:55,800
Speaker 1: you think you come over? For this fight, Kangaroo. I

830
00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:59,080
Speaker 1: mean I could be there probably in about seventeen hours,

831
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:02,680
Speaker 1: even with having to go through security at the airport.

832
00:41:03,239 --> 00:41:06,279
Speaker 1: You know, I got I got all that. Oh he does.

833
00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:10,920
Speaker 1: All right, Well, I'll put you on hold and we'll

834
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:12,680
Speaker 1: see if we can get you get your trip over here.

835
00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:15,719
Speaker 1: All right? All right? What's your first name? I'm sorry,

836
00:41:15,719 --> 00:41:17,279
Speaker 1: just says Kangaroo. I actually didn't know your name. What

837
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:22,280
Speaker 1: is your name? My name is Kangy. Kangy really struggled

838
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:27,200
Speaker 1: with that name. Huh. What's your name? Rue? All right, Kangy,

839
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:31,080
Speaker 1: appreciate the call? Problem soon, all right, see you soon, buddy.

840
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:37,200
Speaker 1: Is that Keith? That's Kangy? Would you ask such a

841
00:41:37,239 --> 00:41:40,080
Speaker 1: dumb question? I just told you his name not two

842
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:44,919
Speaker 1: minutes ago. Talk to a Rose who lives in Massachusetts. Rose,

843
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:48,959
Speaker 1: I appreciate your call on what's going on? Okay? So okay,

844
00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:50,880
Speaker 1: First of all, I have to tell you, Bobby, I

845
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:54,920
Speaker 1: have never, ever, ever disagreed with you ever you I've

846
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:57,080
Speaker 1: been listening to you for years. I love the show,

847
00:41:57,200 --> 00:41:58,719
Speaker 1: I love all you guys. Hi, by the way, it's

848
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:02,359
Speaker 1: Dar and I have never disagreed with you until this moment.

849
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:03,880
Speaker 1: I just had to call in and tell you that

850
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:08,319
Speaker 1: you could not, in any way, shape or form, take

851
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:11,359
Speaker 1: on a full grown male kangaroo. But there's just no way.

852
00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:13,279
Speaker 1: That's your opinion. People said also couldn't win danting with

853
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:16,360
Speaker 1: the stars. That was different? Was it? You had a

854
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:20,680
Speaker 1: chance I'd beat up thirteen other fake slubs you worked

855
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:23,560
Speaker 1: towards that. The kangaroo. There's something you can do to change. Yeah,

856
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:27,040
Speaker 1: the kangaroo step on the stale, no be smarter than

857
00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:30,759
Speaker 1: it out with it, oh boy. And also this is

858
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:32,840
Speaker 1: we're not talking about the biggest. Everybody keeps sending me

859
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:35,759
Speaker 1: pictures of big muscular kangaroos. That's like me going here,

860
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:38,040
Speaker 1: take a picture. Here's a picture of an average like

861
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:41,280
Speaker 1: a person to fight, and I send them an NFL player,

862
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:44,560
Speaker 1: you know, I send him Lawrence Taylor from nineteen eighty eight. Right,

863
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:47,000
Speaker 1: So you're talking about like a kid kangaroo. I'm talking

864
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:48,799
Speaker 1: about it's the luck of the draw. It could come out.

865
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:50,480
Speaker 1: It could be just born, so it might even be

866
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:52,400
Speaker 1: a female or have you said it doesn't matter. It

867
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:54,320
Speaker 1: could have just come out the other kangaroo womb. And

868
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:55,799
Speaker 1: I'm like, time to fight, and I'd beat it up.

869
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:57,879
Speaker 1: You wouldn't beat up an infant. I would if it's

870
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:02,600
Speaker 1: if that's who was drawn. No, My again, my argument

871
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:04,880
Speaker 1: is if you just say random kangaroo and you put

872
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:06,960
Speaker 1: one in front of me, I'll whoop it's butt. Okay.

873
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:09,560
Speaker 1: If you say the biggest, meanest kangaroo ever in the

874
00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:11,680
Speaker 1: history of the world, it's probably gonna give me a challenge.

875
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:13,680
Speaker 1: But if you say random, I'm a whooped by it.

876
00:43:13,719 --> 00:43:15,399
Speaker 1: I mean it sounds like you think you could also

877
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:17,680
Speaker 1: beat that smarter than that. I'm smart, okay, So even

878
00:43:17,719 --> 00:43:19,160
Speaker 1: if it is, then I'm not even saying that. I'm

879
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:22,320
Speaker 1: saying average, but probably so. Rose. Why do you and

880
00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:24,520
Speaker 1: that you're an expert here, and I'm gonna rabbit up

881
00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:27,040
Speaker 1: because everybody thinks it's so dumb I talk about it,

882
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:28,759
Speaker 1: but I get fired up. Rose, Why do you think

883
00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:33,600
Speaker 1: of kangaroo could beat me up? So obviously I'm not

884
00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:36,759
Speaker 1: talking about a baby jilly because that's just cool feat

885
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:40,040
Speaker 1: of animals, and that's the game we play that show baby.

886
00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:46,200
Speaker 1: A full grown kangaroo, especially the breed that made this attacks,

887
00:43:46,239 --> 00:43:48,919
Speaker 1: that that you know, kill this man, and that really

888
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:52,440
Speaker 1: do all the attacks. They grow and it's not anomaly,

889
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:55,680
Speaker 1: it's all the men, all the male kangaroos, they growed

890
00:43:55,719 --> 00:43:58,880
Speaker 1: all about two hundred towns. And if they're standing on

891
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:02,719
Speaker 1: their tails, they are six feet six inches tall. And

892
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:05,000
Speaker 1: I mean, I love you, Bobby very very much, but

893
00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:11,480
Speaker 1: you're how tall? Yeah? It's probably six one. No, I'm

894
00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:13,880
Speaker 1: not I've just seen it. You ever watched looney tunes?

895
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:16,360
Speaker 1: They thought that the kangaroo you ever seen any like

896
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:18,480
Speaker 1: wing waing? It's it's a kangaroo. They think it's like

897
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:20,720
Speaker 1: a mouse or something. And oh, the one that just boxes,

898
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:24,680
Speaker 1: I remember, whoop that one? That's a cartoon yep. Okay,

899
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:28,000
Speaker 1: well not real. I'm just saying, I understand Rose, what

900
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:32,000
Speaker 1: you're saying. But hippotie hoppiter as is whatever, the hippote

901
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:35,840
Speaker 1: hopitter whatever on looney tuns? Whooped that kangaroo? Rose? Thank you?

902
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:37,840
Speaker 1: You know a lot about kangaroos, but I know a

903
00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:40,160
Speaker 1: lot about life and going up on the streets and

904
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:44,800
Speaker 1: where I come from. It's defender, get eaten, and I

905
00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:48,120
Speaker 1: got pretty good to defend. How many kangaroos and Mountain Pine, Arkansas,

906
00:44:48,360 --> 00:44:52,680
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter, only takes one, Okay, I'm just saying,

907
00:44:52,719 --> 00:44:55,680
Speaker 1: how many animals have you fought. I mean, yeah, I

908
00:44:55,719 --> 00:44:58,200
Speaker 1: have a bad had a couple of dogs. You've fought

909
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:00,879
Speaker 1: a dog before, I've had too, They've attagged me. Okay,

910
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:05,200
Speaker 1: you've heard of something called title boxing. Yes, I've been

911
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:09,520
Speaker 1: there a few times. Okay, all right, all right, Rose.

912
00:45:09,719 --> 00:45:12,120
Speaker 1: I am greatly appreciative that you listen to the show,

913
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:14,239
Speaker 1: and I'm glad you called. And even though you're wrong,

914
00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:16,840
Speaker 1: I like you a lot. No, No, not here you

915
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:19,800
Speaker 1: can do. You can do these simulations right where you

916
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:21,840
Speaker 1: put in all of your statistics and you put in

917
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:23,960
Speaker 1: the statistics of like whoever you're going to be fighting,

918
00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:27,960
Speaker 1: and they can create a video simulation can simulate heart.

919
00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:30,840
Speaker 1: One on your team, on your team has to be

920
00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:32,440
Speaker 1: able to know, I'll beat all these people up too.

921
00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:34,160
Speaker 1: What do you want? I'll beat him up and I'll

922
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:36,320
Speaker 1: be one of them, And you send a kangaroo and

923
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:38,560
Speaker 1: I'll beat him. You just can't simulate heart, you know,

924
00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:41,879
Speaker 1: heart of a lion. Her So Rose, thank you, You're

925
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:45,760
Speaker 1: you're the greatest. And I apply your efforts to convince

926
00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:47,799
Speaker 1: me that I cannot be depic kangaroo. But I can.

927
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:50,560
Speaker 1: We spend too much time on this. I can say

928
00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:55,680
Speaker 1: it one more time. You can't simulate heart. That's all rudy.

929
00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:58,200
Speaker 1: They said that guy. I'll never get in the game

930
00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:00,640
Speaker 1: his heart it can be small. He think when the

931
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:03,959
Speaker 1: crowd he is rudey, rude, rude, and he feels he harmed.

932
00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:06,319
Speaker 1: He goes out and he makes it tackle. You really

933
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:08,880
Speaker 1: do seem like that crab there in you or not.

934
00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:12,080
Speaker 1: You're entertaining all the Australians right now because my pastor

935
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:17,640
Speaker 1: is Australian and he just texted, this is some of

936
00:46:17,719 --> 00:46:20,600
Speaker 1: the best segments you've ever done. I think he also

937
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:23,120
Speaker 1: believes that you could not beat up a kangaroo. Some

938
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:25,839
Speaker 1: people so Australian think that's smart. Oh when it comes

939
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:29,759
Speaker 1: when it comes to kangaroos, Okay, okay, they think, thank

940
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:31,920
Speaker 1: you all. I'm gonna move on. But it is what

941
00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:35,160
Speaker 1: it is. She reached called Morgan Evans. Yeah, yeah, let's

942
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:37,319
Speaker 1: do it. See what he thinks. He thinks I win

943
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:39,160
Speaker 1: hard champion. He has hard of a champion too. Ok

944
00:46:39,239 --> 00:46:40,880
Speaker 1: that's my guy. All right, let's go over and do

945
00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:47,520
Speaker 1: the news Bobby's story. I saw the picture first and

946
00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:49,759
Speaker 1: I was like, why is this woman grinding on an

947
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:52,800
Speaker 1: old person? And that was always happening and she's in

948
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:58,840
Speaker 1: a very skimpy top and things were showing ish, No,

949
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:00,560
Speaker 1: the way was showing it. She was grinding on an

950
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:03,319
Speaker 1: old person. And then I saw the headline nursing home

951
00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:08,800
Speaker 1: hires exotic dancers for seniors and wheelchairs. Great, awesome. I

952
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:13,279
Speaker 1: mean a nursing home is apologizing for hiring dancers to

953
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:16,319
Speaker 1: perform for seniors and wheelchairs. Wow, And they were, they

954
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:18,000
Speaker 1: were going at it. And I'll tell you the person,

955
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:21,759
Speaker 1: the Wolcha're like pretty happy? Well, of course, absolutely so.

956
00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:25,520
Speaker 1: The Taoan Veterans Home, a state run facility for retired

957
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:28,879
Speaker 1: military personnel, paid the adult entertainer for a steamy show

958
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:33,400
Speaker 1: to celebrate the mid autumn festival. You know, nothing like

959
00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:37,239
Speaker 1: a good for mid autumn festival. How come all these

960
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:39,600
Speaker 1: people think hiring or having people lap dance people is

961
00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:42,399
Speaker 1: like schools are doing it with t You know, if

962
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:44,920
Speaker 1: you're any sort of business or organization, I would say

963
00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:47,360
Speaker 1: probably a bad idea just in general this You just

964
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:50,520
Speaker 1: eliminate any sort of lap dancing or exotic anything. Right, Well,

965
00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:52,480
Speaker 1: who's complaining is it people on the outside, because the

966
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:55,480
Speaker 1: people on the inside are probably perfectly fine with it. Yes,

967
00:47:56,160 --> 00:47:58,640
Speaker 1: So they got backlash and they're like, Okay, we're sorry,

968
00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:00,960
Speaker 1: We're sorry, but secretly they're like, no, we're not. That

969
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:06,319
Speaker 1: was awesome. That's from the bar Express News. TikTok users

970
00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:08,680
Speaker 1: spend one hundred and ninety seven point eight million hours

971
00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:11,000
Speaker 1: a day scrolling through the app, which that number means

972
00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:12,879
Speaker 1: nothing to me, but the number that does stand out.

973
00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:16,480
Speaker 1: That's ten times that that Instagram users spend on reels.

974
00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:19,319
Speaker 1: And I was thinking about me here, I will sit

975
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:22,280
Speaker 1: on TikTok and I will just scroll right because TikTok

976
00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:24,960
Speaker 1: has a better algorithm in giving you what you want.

977
00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:27,240
Speaker 1: And I know most of the time I'm gonna get sports,

978
00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:30,920
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get golf stuff, I get music stuff. That's

979
00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:33,680
Speaker 1: pretty much it. Like, I know, occasionally something just really

980
00:48:33,719 --> 00:48:37,120
Speaker 1: funny out of nowhere. But that's the part of TikTok

981
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:38,320
Speaker 1: that I live in, and they keep feeding me the

982
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:41,120
Speaker 1: good stuff, and so I just keep scrolling, laughing or learning.

983
00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:44,480
Speaker 1: With Instagram reels, I only will watch a reel. I'm

984
00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:47,200
Speaker 1: there to watch that one reel and then I don't scroll. Yeah,

985
00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:49,440
Speaker 1: I don't trust it or it's just not as good

986
00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:52,239
Speaker 1: as stuff. I never go to reels and just go

987
00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:54,320
Speaker 1: let me see what's on reels and just start scrolling.

988
00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:56,200
Speaker 1: I will watch a reel if it pops up and

989
00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:58,440
Speaker 1: I'm interested in it, but I don't go looking. We're TikTok.

990
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:01,040
Speaker 1: I'm just firing up, firing away. And like if you

991
00:49:01,520 --> 00:49:03,759
Speaker 1: somebody you followed their reel pops up like and you

992
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:06,160
Speaker 1: click on it, it keeps you on reels like you

993
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:08,239
Speaker 1: think that you're still back on your feed and then

994
00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:10,000
Speaker 1: after like three year, like these are terrible. I don't

995
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:11,840
Speaker 1: even know these people. These reels are angry and you

996
00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:14,520
Speaker 1: go back. Yeah, I'm like, how many kangaroo videos can

997
00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:19,279
Speaker 1: I watch? That's from Daily Mail. A bear crashed a

998
00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:22,360
Speaker 1: two year old birthday party in Connecticut and was filmed

999
00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:25,440
Speaker 1: feasting on cupcakes while everybody fled inside. Hilarious is from

1000
00:49:25,560 --> 00:49:27,960
Speaker 1: UPI I can't beat up a bear. I'll be honest. No,

1001
00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:33,480
Speaker 1: I'll admit, thank you. I know my limitations. Bara crashed

1002
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:36,560
Speaker 1: a two year old birthday two year old birthday party

1003
00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:38,759
Speaker 1: in Connecticut and was filmed eating the cupcakes. Everybody ran

1004
00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:41,280
Speaker 1: like crazy to get inside the house. The bear emerged

1005
00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:45,080
Speaker 1: from the woods. Everybody like they ran as I would,

1006
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:48,520
Speaker 1: and then the bear was like, I love it. Chocolate,

1007
00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:51,719
Speaker 1: ate the cocake, and he literally is like on the

1008
00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:54,760
Speaker 1: picnic table in the cupcakes, and there's there's food everywhere

1009
00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:57,560
Speaker 1: on the table. He's like sniffing through it. I'm watched

1010
00:49:57,680 --> 00:49:59,640
Speaker 1: he's like sniffing through all the food and he settles

1011
00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:04,200
Speaker 1: on a cup cake. Same bro, Same bro. Spoons and

1012
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:07,120
Speaker 1: bowls that use electricity are going to be able to

1013
00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:10,320
Speaker 1: make food taste saltier and they'll go on sell in

1014
00:50:10,360 --> 00:50:12,720
Speaker 1: twenty twenty three. Now, let me explain to you what's happening,

1015
00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:15,040
Speaker 1: because this is some next level type stuff in Japan

1016
00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:20,080
Speaker 1: where they have different things as far as like chopsticks,

1017
00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:21,960
Speaker 1: and they can the chopstick has like an electric electric

1018
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:23,480
Speaker 1: current in it. Then you can eat something, let's say

1019
00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:25,360
Speaker 1: a piece of grilled chicken that has no flavor, and

1020
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:29,000
Speaker 1: the electric current like gives it just some sort of

1021
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:30,560
Speaker 1: shock the right way that makes it taste like it's

1022
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:33,520
Speaker 1: a little saltier for a second, weird, But it's not

1023
00:50:33,719 --> 00:50:38,400
Speaker 1: really sodium. It's the electricity that's making it taste that

1024
00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:42,120
Speaker 1: way temporarily. So what they're doing now is developing spoons

1025
00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:45,000
Speaker 1: and bowls that do the same thing. My fear would

1026
00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:49,080
Speaker 1: be that I buy one off like Amazon. It's like

1027
00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:57,120
Speaker 1: a bootleg version. Shock the crap. Yeah, so last April

1028
00:50:57,160 --> 00:51:00,200
Speaker 1: they developed a pair of chopsticks and so now they're

1029
00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:02,560
Speaker 1: almost there with spoons and bowls, and this will be

1030
00:51:02,680 --> 00:51:06,360
Speaker 1: life changing for people everywhere, especially if you eat less sodium,

1031
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:08,560
Speaker 1: if you're not supposed to have sodium. Yeah, some people

1032
00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:12,160
Speaker 1: can't have salt, or some people have way too much

1033
00:51:12,239 --> 00:51:16,840
Speaker 1: salt meaning it like me sometimes sometimes a kid, I

1034
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:23,560
Speaker 1: used to just lick salt. Yeah, it wasn't very fun

1035
00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:25,000
Speaker 1: now that I think about it, but I would do that,

1036
00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:27,480
Speaker 1: just lick salt, like a whole thing of salt. But

1037
00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:30,480
Speaker 1: they can make food taste almost two times saltier with

1038
00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:32,520
Speaker 1: the electric current going into it, which I thought was

1039
00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:35,440
Speaker 1: pretty cool. The Emmys hit a record low. Were they

1040
00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:39,080
Speaker 1: twenty five percent drop in viewers since last year? Honestly,

1041
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:41,200
Speaker 1: I don't even know they were on. And I even

1042
00:51:41,239 --> 00:51:43,799
Speaker 1: interviewed Keenan, who's hosting it at anyother on that night.

1043
00:51:44,120 --> 00:51:45,480
Speaker 1: We talked about it the next day. That's all I

1044
00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:47,000
Speaker 1: cared about. Let me see which the shows that I

1045
00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:49,520
Speaker 1: like one and then I forgot about it since then.

1046
00:51:50,239 --> 00:51:53,080
Speaker 1: But that's from the New York Post, a New survey

1047
00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:55,560
Speaker 1: says forty percent of Americans think awards shows are meaningless.

1048
00:51:56,440 --> 00:51:59,480
Speaker 1: They do, but they think the awards are meaningless and

1049
00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:01,439
Speaker 1: watching sleb get them. But what we like to watch

1050
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:05,000
Speaker 1: is the entertainment of it more than we're there to

1051
00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:08,000
Speaker 1: watch it. Somebody getting a deserved award who kind of

1052
00:52:08,040 --> 00:52:12,359
Speaker 1: don't care, but it is fun. Listen. If they were

1053
00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:15,160
Speaker 1: to put me and say you can do the award show,

1054
00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:16,600
Speaker 1: you go host of CMA. What they have it? They

1055
00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:17,880
Speaker 1: turned me down for fourteen years in a row. They

1056
00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:19,440
Speaker 1: will not let me host it. I've been blackballed. I've

1057
00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:21,560
Speaker 1: said it many times. I know the people blackballomy. It's

1058
00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:24,680
Speaker 1: all good, but I would change what they're doing. I

1059
00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:27,399
Speaker 1: would just change it all. We still have country artists

1060
00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:29,000
Speaker 1: doing songs and stuff. I would change it all. People

1061
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:31,000
Speaker 1: don't People just don't care anybody while they're going down

1062
00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:35,279
Speaker 1: every year. I'm telling you, you get Tim McGraw and

1063
00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:37,759
Speaker 1: you put them in a dunking booth up there, a

1064
00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:42,359
Speaker 1: duncan boot of chocolate and I'm throwing the ball out

1065
00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:45,680
Speaker 1: somebody from the crowd. Or you do ten thousand dollars

1066
00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:47,640
Speaker 1: and you're giving the awards away too. And I know

1067
00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:50,759
Speaker 1: these award shows are precious. I get it. Okay, ratings

1068
00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:54,239
Speaker 1: are too, you get Think about this. We're gonna give

1069
00:52:54,320 --> 00:52:55,880
Speaker 1: three people in the audience a chance to win ten

1070
00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:58,920
Speaker 1: thousand dollars, and we have three country artists. We randomly

1071
00:52:59,040 --> 00:53:01,840
Speaker 1: whatever boom you come up, you were, perform with Darius,

1072
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:04,200
Speaker 1: and then the judges will pick the winner. Somebody who

1073
00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:08,360
Speaker 1: can't sing karaoke, they win ten thousand dollars. Like somebody

1074
00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:11,080
Speaker 1: sinks with Darius, somebody sings with Brad Paisley, somebody sings

1075
00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:12,600
Speaker 1: with but they don't know they're there to do that.

1076
00:53:13,080 --> 00:53:15,239
Speaker 1: But you have a chance win ten thousand dollars National TV.

1077
00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:17,840
Speaker 1: Dang dude, you're talking about one the viral moments that

1078
00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:21,040
Speaker 1: that would create. And then two they're like, after this break,

1079
00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:22,600
Speaker 1: we're gonna pull three people from the audience. I have

1080
00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:24,799
Speaker 1: no idea they're gonna sing with a start. I ain't.

1081
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:27,439
Speaker 1: I'm watching every second of the commercials, so I don't

1082
00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:29,200
Speaker 1: miss that. But it's stuff like that that people are

1083
00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:31,640
Speaker 1: missing with award shows. Also, people don't want to watch

1084
00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:34,879
Speaker 1: it for three hours. Stop that stop ninety minutes, Max.

1085
00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:36,880
Speaker 1: I don't even want to see a movie over ninety minutes.

1086
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:40,359
Speaker 1: But we're doing awards shows over three hours. And also

1087
00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:42,480
Speaker 1: sometimes artists are playing brand new songs and nobody knows,

1088
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:44,640
Speaker 1: and I know that's the deal to get them on sometimes,

1089
00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:48,840
Speaker 1: but I'd be like, Okay, well let's go get Easton Corbyn.

1090
00:53:48,880 --> 00:53:53,400
Speaker 1: He's gotta hit, he'll play it. You know. It's just

1091
00:53:55,680 --> 00:53:58,600
Speaker 1: there's a reason they keep the show. Ratings keep going down,

1092
00:53:58,640 --> 00:54:00,560
Speaker 1: mostly because people have all these options. They go streaming.

1093
00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:03,440
Speaker 1: Nobody wants to watch anything on an appointment time, so

1094
00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:07,319
Speaker 1: you got to make that appointment worth. Going to Tim

1095
00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:12,640
Speaker 1: McGraw over a dunkey take of sharks and chocolates, tell

1096
00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:15,319
Speaker 1: me that wouldn't be awesome, but that would be great.

1097
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:19,759
Speaker 1: Can sharks swim in chocolate? Probably? Well that's the twist.

1098
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:23,480
Speaker 1: They're dead. They didn't make it games twisting. It's like chocolate,

1099
00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:25,440
Speaker 1: but there are sharks in it. Oh my god, but

1100
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:29,640
Speaker 1: they're dead. So anyway, that's what you know. If they

1101
00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:31,480
Speaker 1: would bring me on to do one of these, I

1102
00:54:32,239 --> 00:54:33,799
Speaker 1: would shape it up. We'd at least keep it even

1103
00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:38,320
Speaker 1: from the year before. There you go, um Monday night Football.

1104
00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:40,280
Speaker 1: It gets two hundred and thirty six percent more viewers

1105
00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:42,600
Speaker 1: than the Emmy's Well, there you go. That's where they

1106
00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:47,480
Speaker 1: all went. Play a football game during the awards. Your idea, know,

1107
00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:52,440
Speaker 1: you play paper football, loser dies you field goal of death. Yeah,

1108
00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:55,200
Speaker 1: that's pretty cool. To the death. They're like on a

1109
00:54:55,239 --> 00:54:57,960
Speaker 1: little pink games of paper football. Oh my god. No,

1110
00:54:58,120 --> 00:55:00,520
Speaker 1: not to the death really, but there are a lot

1111
00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:03,680
Speaker 1: of things that you could do to actually affect on it.

1112
00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:05,640
Speaker 1: And they do all this research on stuff, but they

1113
00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:08,000
Speaker 1: research things that have already been tested so many times.

1114
00:55:08,160 --> 00:55:10,759
Speaker 1: They don't research new concepts and ideas. Would be like,

1115
00:55:11,280 --> 00:55:12,920
Speaker 1: what if we did watch this and they show them

1116
00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:14,719
Speaker 1: the thing, would you stick around for that? Of course

1117
00:55:14,800 --> 00:55:16,480
Speaker 1: they will, but they don't research things that are out

1118
00:55:16,520 --> 00:55:18,480
Speaker 1: of the box different. They continue the research the same

1119
00:55:18,520 --> 00:55:21,560
Speaker 1: crap over and over again. So but we deal with

1120
00:55:21,640 --> 00:55:23,279
Speaker 1: that here on this show too. It's like, well we've

1121
00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:25,960
Speaker 1: researched it, and people love it when you enunciate your

1122
00:55:26,040 --> 00:55:29,040
Speaker 1: vowels more than when you don't, Like, why would your

1123
00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:32,840
Speaker 1: research that? Uh, you just spent money to do that. Okay,

1124
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:40,120
Speaker 1: that's the news, thank you, everybody. Story The question is

1125
00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:44,239
Speaker 1: two thousand country music fans were asked what artist would

1126
00:55:44,239 --> 00:55:48,279
Speaker 1: you let babysit your kids. Let's play the Bobby feud.

1127
00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:52,080
Speaker 1: Here we go, Lunchbox one coin flip backstage, so you

1128
00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:56,560
Speaker 1: will go first, lunchbox. Two thousand country music fans were

1129
00:55:56,560 --> 00:55:59,520
Speaker 1: asked what country artists would you let babysit your kids?

1130
00:56:00,040 --> 00:56:04,400
Speaker 1: Ten answers on the board, Go Dolly, pardon show me Dolly?

1131
00:56:05,600 --> 00:56:08,399
Speaker 1: Number one now, good job, number on the board, go ahead,

1132
00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:18,319
Speaker 1: rep back tire. Wow are we're still doing that category? Yeah?

1133
00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:23,439
Speaker 1: They're ten? Are you out? I got that's it? Oh boy?

1134
00:56:25,719 --> 00:56:32,520
Speaker 1: Um carry Underwood? Okay, Harry Underwood. Two thousand country music

1135
00:56:32,560 --> 00:56:35,320
Speaker 1: fans were asked what artist would you let watch your kids?

1136
00:56:35,680 --> 00:56:40,320
Speaker 1: Show me carry? Yes? Got it again. Wow, that's the

1137
00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:43,400
Speaker 1: number four answer right now, lunchbox, you have eight points?

1138
00:56:44,920 --> 00:56:50,560
Speaker 1: All right? What other country music stars are there? Give

1139
00:56:50,680 --> 00:56:57,800
Speaker 1: me Mary Morris, w Morris, no idea? Show me Marin.

1140
00:57:00,520 --> 00:57:03,040
Speaker 1: We're going over to Eddie. Eddie, you heard the question.

1141
00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:06,480
Speaker 1: A lot of people were asked online the question is

1142
00:57:06,480 --> 00:57:08,040
Speaker 1: what to the artist that they listened to a country

1143
00:57:08,120 --> 00:57:10,279
Speaker 1: music what they want to watch their kids? They trust him?

1144
00:57:10,320 --> 00:57:12,160
Speaker 1: What do you got? Yeah? I first thought Garth, but

1145
00:57:12,239 --> 00:57:13,919
Speaker 1: then I'm like, I don't really want to dude watching

1146
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:15,880
Speaker 1: my kids, So I want to go with Tricia Yearwood.

1147
00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:21,680
Speaker 1: Show me no Garth but Trisha, Sorry, Garth stay at home? Go. Yeah.

1148
00:57:22,440 --> 00:57:24,400
Speaker 1: The answer is Garth plus Tricia, So we'll give that

1149
00:57:26,080 --> 00:57:28,320
Speaker 1: seven points. I'd ask the number seven and let's go

1150
00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:32,600
Speaker 1: all right, No Tim, but give me Faith. So again,

1151
00:57:32,720 --> 00:57:37,200
Speaker 1: no Tim, stay home. I want Faith, Tim stay Faith

1152
00:57:37,240 --> 00:57:40,000
Speaker 1: to come. Okay, show me Tim or Faith or any

1153
00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:43,720
Speaker 1: of them. Yes, what about number ten? Is Tim and Faith?

1154
00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:47,280
Speaker 1: Now I'm in trouble. That's expensive though. You are two sitters. No,

1155
00:57:48,080 --> 00:57:49,680
Speaker 1: then you have the question do you want your sitter

1156
00:57:49,720 --> 00:57:51,720
Speaker 1: to have their boyfriend over? Oh? Boy, that's what that

1157
00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:55,880
Speaker 1: is exactly. I'm sure did eliminate the guys from my

1158
00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:58,160
Speaker 1: lost two. Yeah, I think I'm gonna apt to add

1159
00:57:58,200 --> 00:57:59,960
Speaker 1: a guy here. You know you got a big lead

1160
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:02,720
Speaker 1: right now. I got it this one. I'm gonna have

1161
00:58:02,840 --> 00:58:06,280
Speaker 1: to invite both of them. Keith and Nicole please baby

1162
00:58:06,320 --> 00:58:09,000
Speaker 1: sit my kids. Show me Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman.

1163
00:58:10,440 --> 00:58:14,000
Speaker 1: Oh wow, didn't make it. They I mean, we have

1164
00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:17,720
Speaker 1: five artists left on the board. Number one was Dolly

1165
00:58:18,160 --> 00:58:21,360
Speaker 1: Rebt three carry a four, Garth and Trisha had seven,

1166
00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:24,040
Speaker 1: and Tim and Faith at ten. They were asked what

1167
00:58:24,160 --> 00:58:26,400
Speaker 1: country artists, would you let baby sit your kids? So

1168
00:58:26,520 --> 00:58:30,560
Speaker 1: trust is a big part of this. George Straight, just George,

1169
00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:33,480
Speaker 1: he would lose the kids, Yeah, I think he would

1170
00:58:33,520 --> 00:58:39,360
Speaker 1: not go ahead, you playing across the street. Oh please

1171
00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:41,400
Speaker 1: say it, because how cool would it be to be like, oh, yeah,

1172
00:58:41,480 --> 00:58:47,080
Speaker 1: George is watching the kids tonight, sha George Straight, Well

1173
00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:49,520
Speaker 1: it would be cool to say an'ty, but it just not.

1174
00:58:50,720 --> 00:58:53,960
Speaker 1: But it's like, I trust George. We got two more

1175
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:55,880
Speaker 1: rounds to go, lunchbox. You're up and you're winking at

1176
00:58:55,960 --> 00:58:58,280
Speaker 1: me for some reason. Yeah, I thought you had a

1177
00:58:58,320 --> 00:59:01,360
Speaker 1: bug in your eye because you wink weird. I'm wink weird. Yeah,

1178
00:59:01,360 --> 00:59:02,840
Speaker 1: I can't wink with my right eye. I can only

1179
00:59:02,840 --> 00:59:07,080
Speaker 1: do him a left common Yeah, Shania twin show me Shanaya,

1180
00:59:08,720 --> 00:59:13,880
Speaker 1: what right? Check that list again, Shania, I'm looking at

1181
00:59:13,920 --> 00:59:17,840
Speaker 1: it too, but double checked it again with the Santa

1182
00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:21,200
Speaker 1: Claus treatment. We checked. You thought that was Eddie five left?

1183
00:59:21,200 --> 00:59:23,080
Speaker 1: You got five anches on the board haven't been used yet.

1184
00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:25,360
Speaker 1: Oh man, I'm struggling here, but I know this is

1185
00:59:25,360 --> 00:59:27,560
Speaker 1: a bad idea, But I feel like Willie Nelson would

1186
00:59:27,560 --> 00:59:29,840
Speaker 1: do a good job with my kids if George wouldn't

1187
00:59:30,680 --> 00:59:33,000
Speaker 1: you think Willie would I think he would play music

1188
00:59:33,080 --> 00:59:42,280
Speaker 1: with m Well maybe contact show me Willie. Yes, all right,

1189
00:59:42,520 --> 00:59:45,800
Speaker 1: since there have been groups of people and these people

1190
00:59:45,840 --> 00:59:48,200
Speaker 1: are awesome. Little big town. Oh that's a good one.

1191
00:59:48,320 --> 00:59:50,600
Speaker 1: Show me and they'll be in the studio here Friday morning,

1192
00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:54,920
Speaker 1: show me a little big town. We get four studies

1193
00:59:54,920 --> 00:59:57,040
Speaker 1: in one with that one. So Eddie's in the lead.

1194
00:59:57,680 --> 01:00:00,200
Speaker 1: He's got seventeen points. Yeah, because if you get the

1195
01:00:00,280 --> 01:00:02,760
Speaker 1: number ten answers, you get ten points. It's harder to get. Yeah,

1196
01:00:02,840 --> 01:00:07,280
Speaker 1: it's reverse normal, Lunchbox, it's your last round. There are

1197
01:00:07,320 --> 01:00:11,560
Speaker 1: five answers left. What country artists would you let baby

1198
01:00:11,640 --> 01:00:18,280
Speaker 1: sit your kids? Yeah, cheez, let's go with Vince Gill

1199
01:00:18,320 --> 01:00:22,080
Speaker 1: and Amy Grant. Oh. I bet they'd do a good job.

1200
01:00:22,760 --> 01:00:24,320
Speaker 1: I mean people seem to like them. They seem to

1201
01:00:24,360 --> 01:00:29,240
Speaker 1: be like very nice people, very wholesome. Hit it. Show

1202
01:00:29,320 --> 01:00:34,920
Speaker 1: me Vince and Amy. Lunchbox. You lost, So Eddie you

1203
01:00:34,960 --> 01:00:36,800
Speaker 1: can pad to your lead here. I don't understand people.

1204
01:00:36,960 --> 01:00:39,120
Speaker 1: You don't know. Good babies paid to it here. I

1205
01:00:39,240 --> 01:00:41,840
Speaker 1: think I got it. Go ahead, Luke, Brian and Caroline.

1206
01:00:42,360 --> 01:00:43,920
Speaker 1: It doesn't have a two people, guys. I know everybody

1207
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:46,120
Speaker 1: keeps doing it. Yeah. Well, I mean I tried the

1208
01:00:46,200 --> 01:00:48,280
Speaker 1: single people and it didn't work. So I just really

1209
01:00:48,320 --> 01:00:51,080
Speaker 1: don't want Luke there by himself watching my kids. Well really,

1210
01:00:51,160 --> 01:00:53,640
Speaker 1: i'd really like Caroline. Caroline is not a country music

1211
01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:57,320
Speaker 1: looks like an awesome dad. Yeah he is. I feel

1212
01:00:57,320 --> 01:01:01,840
Speaker 1: like he would lose the kids too, though. Show me Brian, Yeah,

1213
01:01:02,840 --> 01:01:10,840
Speaker 1: number two, Sodalia one, Luca two, Rebit three, carry it four? Okay,

1214
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:14,680
Speaker 1: I got it, lady A, all three of them, great parents,

1215
01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:19,480
Speaker 1: lady A, you got a big lead. Though. It's gonna

1216
01:01:19,480 --> 01:01:21,320
Speaker 1: be tough for Amy to beaches. She can, though, Amy,

1217
01:01:21,360 --> 01:01:23,520
Speaker 1: there are four answers left, which you got Okay, Thomas

1218
01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:28,520
Speaker 1: rhet that's right. Well that's number five. Thomas rhetts, Okay,

1219
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:31,640
Speaker 1: you're still in it. You're still in it. I don't know.

1220
01:01:31,720 --> 01:01:34,439
Speaker 1: I feel like if Luke is at two, then maybe

1221
01:01:34,520 --> 01:01:39,680
Speaker 1: Blake Shelton's on there, Joey Blake, I number nine take

1222
01:01:39,720 --> 01:01:43,000
Speaker 1: the lead. No, but she's if she gets one of

1223
01:01:43,040 --> 01:01:45,240
Speaker 1: the other two, she wins. Oh my goodness. So if

1224
01:01:45,280 --> 01:01:47,000
Speaker 1: you get one of the other two, you win. Yeah. Ammy,

1225
01:01:47,080 --> 01:01:51,720
Speaker 1: only have two seconds. No, let's no pressuring. There are

1226
01:01:51,840 --> 01:01:55,480
Speaker 1: two answers left on the board two thousand country music

1227
01:01:55,520 --> 01:02:00,840
Speaker 1: fans were asked, okay, well Brad pays Okay, if it's

1228
01:02:00,880 --> 01:02:04,560
Speaker 1: Brad Paisley. They were saying it's good. You don't have

1229
01:02:04,560 --> 01:02:06,240
Speaker 1: to defend it. When they say that's good. I don't

1230
01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:07,720
Speaker 1: know if, oh, you don't think it's good. I don't

1231
01:02:07,720 --> 01:02:09,920
Speaker 1: think that was it amy, but he'd be a fund out.

1232
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:16,320
Speaker 1: You didn't don't finish the last place, relaxing. Who else

1233
01:02:16,360 --> 01:02:20,560
Speaker 1: would you have said? Though, Kane Brown? Quality? Anybody else?

1234
01:02:20,600 --> 01:02:23,840
Speaker 1: Before I was out of That's all I had was

1235
01:02:23,920 --> 01:02:26,840
Speaker 1: Kane Brown. Show me, Oh what Kane Brown have been

1236
01:02:26,880 --> 01:02:33,200
Speaker 1: on the list? Who I had marked off all guys

1237
01:02:33,320 --> 01:02:34,800
Speaker 1: because I was like, man, no one's gonna want a

1238
01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:36,840
Speaker 1: guy babysitting here. I'll tell you that the guy left

1239
01:02:37,040 --> 01:02:40,120
Speaker 1: is a guy. The guy left it. Then what you

1240
01:02:40,200 --> 01:02:41,880
Speaker 1: want to started going over? I'm like, you say it's

1241
01:02:41,920 --> 01:02:44,520
Speaker 1: Brad Paisley. Wait wait, wait, Well now that Kane Brown

1242
01:02:44,560 --> 01:02:47,200
Speaker 1: made the list, I don't know, show me Brad Paisley,

1243
01:02:49,720 --> 01:02:54,520
Speaker 1: who's got a lot of kids? Oh h Walker Hay.

1244
01:02:56,200 --> 01:03:00,439
Speaker 1: But our winners, Eddie nice job got it was weird.

1245
01:03:01,400 --> 01:03:02,760
Speaker 1: That was a tough one. That was a tough one.

1246
01:03:02,800 --> 01:03:04,760
Speaker 1: I felt like I didn't do that good, but I

1247
01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:06,360
Speaker 1: guess I got some of the lower people, so I

1248
01:03:06,400 --> 01:03:08,520
Speaker 1: got a better score. I still don't need it very good.

1249
01:03:09,080 --> 01:03:15,600
Speaker 1: You want I feel bad for Teddy Gentry from Alabama?

1250
01:03:15,920 --> 01:03:18,000
Speaker 1: I mean he's got to be in the seventies, right,

1251
01:03:19,040 --> 01:03:21,200
Speaker 1: do you think? No? Yeah? I mean seven, there ain't

1252
01:03:21,200 --> 01:03:25,200
Speaker 1: they're not young. Alabama's Teddy Gentry was arrested for possession

1253
01:03:25,240 --> 01:03:27,720
Speaker 1: of marijuana. Have to being pulled over for speeding. That's

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01:03:27,840 --> 01:03:30,880
Speaker 1: the speeding ticket I get. He's seventy. Yeah, the speeding

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01:03:30,920 --> 01:03:33,320
Speaker 1: ticket I get. And when I heard what I heard,

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01:03:33,440 --> 01:03:36,280
Speaker 1: I've never even tried weed, So I'm not comming at

1257
01:03:36,320 --> 01:03:38,200
Speaker 1: you as like a stoneers like man, liverybody be free

1258
01:03:38,240 --> 01:03:42,840
Speaker 1: and smoke weed when half of the states have it legalized,

1259
01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:46,840
Speaker 1: when another quarter of them have it medical marijuana either

1260
01:03:46,920 --> 01:03:49,280
Speaker 1: happening or about to happen. The fact you would still

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01:03:49,360 --> 01:03:51,680
Speaker 1: arrest someone for it when he's not trying to sell drugs?

1262
01:03:51,840 --> 01:03:53,280
Speaker 1: Right now? How much do you have? I heard and

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01:03:53,320 --> 01:03:54,760
Speaker 1: I'm not sure if this is the term that's still

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01:03:54,880 --> 01:03:58,240
Speaker 1: used here. Already had already had two joints. Oh wow, dude,

1265
01:03:58,600 --> 01:04:01,000
Speaker 1: that came off natural off your verbet him that's what

1266
01:04:01,080 --> 01:04:02,720
Speaker 1: I heard. That's that's why I'm saying it like that. Okay,

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01:04:02,720 --> 01:04:05,200
Speaker 1: I already had two joints. Okay, but I think joints

1268
01:04:06,280 --> 01:04:08,040
Speaker 1: now again, I say it is I've never even tried.

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01:04:08,160 --> 01:04:11,439
Speaker 1: I've never never smoked. I've never smoked anything. I only

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01:04:11,440 --> 01:04:15,400
Speaker 1: even smoke a brisket with on the grilla. So I've

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01:04:15,440 --> 01:04:17,360
Speaker 1: never had a drink of alcohol, you know. I just

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01:04:17,880 --> 01:04:19,720
Speaker 1: so I wanted everybody to know I'm not coming at it.

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01:04:19,760 --> 01:04:21,640
Speaker 1: As for my own part, I can't believe he would

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01:04:21,640 --> 01:04:23,800
Speaker 1: get arrested. I can't believe a cop wouldn't be like,

1275
01:04:23,800 --> 01:04:25,720
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you a ticket, but you got a

1276
01:04:25,760 --> 01:04:29,640
Speaker 1: couple of joints, so be careful. And also he's old.

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01:04:29,960 --> 01:04:33,080
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, he probably uses it for joint pain. Yeah,

1278
01:04:35,240 --> 01:04:37,120
Speaker 1: but it doesn't seem as though there was an intent

1279
01:04:37,280 --> 01:04:42,040
Speaker 1: to contribute. There was an intend to not feel old. Yeah,

1280
01:04:43,520 --> 01:04:47,200
Speaker 1: who knows. Maybe as a black helmet. Maybe the police

1281
01:04:47,240 --> 01:04:52,520
Speaker 1: officer wasn't an Alabama fan. The band everything everyone, Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1282
01:04:53,040 --> 01:04:55,280
Speaker 1: Both charges of misdemeanors will be an upcoming court date.

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01:04:55,720 --> 01:04:57,280
Speaker 1: A rep for the band had no comment, but they

1284
01:04:57,320 --> 01:05:01,920
Speaker 1: did say man life's beautiful. Ye, but they don't expect

1285
01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:05,640
Speaker 1: the arrest to impact Alabama's upcoming tour dates. I could

1286
01:05:05,760 --> 01:05:10,760
Speaker 1: not believe he got arrested two joints. That's that's bizarre

1287
01:05:10,840 --> 01:05:13,800
Speaker 1: to me at this point. I'm also I was born

1288
01:05:13,880 --> 01:05:17,680
Speaker 1: in nineteen eighty, so maybe to me, it's become lesser

1289
01:05:17,760 --> 01:05:19,840
Speaker 1: and lesser of a thing. And again I don't I'm

1290
01:05:19,880 --> 01:05:23,000
Speaker 1: not fighting for my own I'm scared of everything. I

1291
01:05:23,120 --> 01:05:25,000
Speaker 1: think alcohol is worse than we did is just based

1292
01:05:25,040 --> 01:05:28,240
Speaker 1: on what scientists doctors say, what's the worse for you

1293
01:05:28,320 --> 01:05:31,960
Speaker 1: short term in long term? And I don't do either.

1294
01:05:32,760 --> 01:05:34,640
Speaker 1: But I cannot believe he was arrested. I mean, they

1295
01:05:34,640 --> 01:05:37,280
Speaker 1: got him in a jumpsuit and everything, justice for justice

1296
01:05:37,320 --> 01:05:39,960
Speaker 1: for Teddy Gentry from Alabama, and you only had what

1297
01:05:40,320 --> 01:05:43,240
Speaker 1: two joints? He got two joints? Is that really what

1298
01:05:43,320 --> 01:05:45,560
Speaker 1: people still say? Yeah, do you still call him joints?

1299
01:05:48,160 --> 01:05:49,600
Speaker 1: Why what else would you call? I don't know. But

1300
01:05:49,800 --> 01:05:53,120
Speaker 1: there's like there's like different terms for different generations. The reefer,

1301
01:05:53,960 --> 01:05:57,640
Speaker 1: the you're going backwards. I don't know, that's not my

1302
01:06:00,080 --> 01:06:03,000
Speaker 1: there's grass like seventies, like get some grass man, and

1303
01:06:03,080 --> 01:06:05,360
Speaker 1: then no, I'm completely clueless when it comes to this

1304
01:06:05,520 --> 01:06:07,560
Speaker 1: the hippie lettuce. But there's a lot of terms. I

1305
01:06:07,600 --> 01:06:09,560
Speaker 1: don't know if joints still, yeah, what did you sit

1306
01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:15,520
Speaker 1: in the blunt for that? So in Teddy Gentry's honor,

1307
01:06:16,680 --> 01:06:19,800
Speaker 1: because justice for Teddy Gentry Man, we gonna play some element. No,

1308
01:06:19,880 --> 01:06:22,280
Speaker 1: I want to do it for the first time. Can

1309
01:06:22,360 --> 01:06:26,440
Speaker 1: we say, drop all charges? Drop all charges, drop all

1310
01:06:26,600 --> 01:06:29,080
Speaker 1: charge at the speeding ticket if you'm speeding, so drop

1311
01:06:29,280 --> 01:06:33,840
Speaker 1: one charge, drop one charge. Blow it down, Yes, Teddy, slowdown, buddy,

1312
01:06:33,840 --> 01:06:36,600
Speaker 1: it's in a hurry. Yeah, that's true. He was in

1313
01:06:36,760 --> 01:06:42,640
Speaker 1: a hurry down. Sorry up the day. This story comes

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01:06:42,640 --> 01:06:45,560
Speaker 1: to us from Florida. A man rolled up to the

1315
01:06:45,640 --> 01:06:49,280
Speaker 1: Taco Bell drive through late at night and they're like, oh, sorry, sir,

1316
01:06:49,400 --> 01:06:52,240
Speaker 1: we're out or whatever, and he's like, what you're either that?

1317
01:06:52,720 --> 01:06:55,080
Speaker 1: So he stripped off all his clothes and climbed in

1318
01:06:55,160 --> 01:06:57,800
Speaker 1: the Taco Bell window. Well, I guess I wonder why

1319
01:06:57,800 --> 01:07:00,520
Speaker 1: he shook off his clothes. He shouldn't climb it the window,

1320
01:07:00,600 --> 01:07:04,280
Speaker 1: and that's probably the bonehead, even without the clothes being removed,

1321
01:07:04,720 --> 01:07:07,360
Speaker 1: But why take off your clothes? They don't know, and

1322
01:07:07,440 --> 01:07:09,120
Speaker 1: they do not know if he was under anything. He

1323
01:07:09,320 --> 01:07:11,800
Speaker 1: was he was we know. I mean, yeah, I don't know. No,

1324
01:07:12,160 --> 01:07:15,080
Speaker 1: like I hand on a bible, but like I feel

1325
01:07:16,760 --> 01:07:21,000
Speaker 1: like he probably wasn't sober. So then what happens. Police

1326
01:07:21,040 --> 01:07:23,120
Speaker 1: recalled and he was arrested. Only the cops are so

1327
01:07:23,200 --> 01:07:25,440
Speaker 1: annoyed when they have to arrest a naked person. Yea,

1328
01:07:26,280 --> 01:07:28,960
Speaker 1: for sure, Like it's funny to us. And I don't

1329
01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:31,440
Speaker 1: think they like to arrest anyone because it's that's dangerous.

1330
01:07:31,440 --> 01:07:33,000
Speaker 1: They have to tackle them, put handcuffs on them. Who

1331
01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:35,560
Speaker 1: knows what they're gonna try. But when they see a

1332
01:07:35,680 --> 01:07:39,080
Speaker 1: dude and he is butt naked and they're like, oh no,

1333
01:07:39,560 --> 01:07:41,840
Speaker 1: I wonder how they decide, Like who's gonna cut them?

1334
01:07:42,920 --> 01:07:45,280
Speaker 1: Are one? You know your hand is gonna go somewhere

1335
01:07:45,680 --> 01:07:47,240
Speaker 1: that you don't want your hand to go. There's just

1336
01:07:47,520 --> 01:07:50,320
Speaker 1: like six places on a naked body if they could

1337
01:07:50,320 --> 01:07:52,920
Speaker 1: go where you don't want and if you're wrestling, it's

1338
01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:55,360
Speaker 1: just gonna go one of those places. So I don't

1339
01:07:55,360 --> 01:07:57,840
Speaker 1: think we recognize our law enforcement enough for having to

1340
01:07:57,960 --> 01:08:00,160
Speaker 1: arrest naked people. Yeah, so I'd like to say thank

1341
01:08:00,200 --> 01:08:02,840
Speaker 1: you for that, thank you for that. Yes, all right, lunchbox,

1342
01:08:02,880 --> 01:08:04,920
Speaker 1: I'm lunchbox. That's your bone head story of the day.

1343
01:08:06,400 --> 01:08:08,120
Speaker 1: We're gonna rank our senses here. I'm gonna give you

1344
01:08:08,200 --> 01:08:14,120
Speaker 1: five of them because they're the five we have taste, site, touch, here,

1345
01:08:14,560 --> 01:08:18,000
Speaker 1: and smell, write them all down, and so rank them

1346
01:08:18,080 --> 01:08:21,599
Speaker 1: one to five, one being the most important play college

1347
01:08:21,640 --> 01:08:26,160
Speaker 1: football except way stupider yea give them ranking So one, two, three, four,

1348
01:08:26,240 --> 01:08:29,320
Speaker 1: five at number what do you have? One? Site? Me too?

1349
01:08:29,360 --> 01:08:32,560
Speaker 1: Have site? Eddie? Oh, I have taste more than site. Absolutely.

1350
01:08:33,200 --> 01:08:35,360
Speaker 1: I love my food. If I couldn't taste my food,

1351
01:08:35,600 --> 01:08:36,800
Speaker 1: get out of here. What about not being able to

1352
01:08:36,840 --> 01:08:38,840
Speaker 1: see your kids? That's fine, I can probably hear them.

1353
01:08:39,560 --> 01:08:41,479
Speaker 1: Where are you you there? Good? All right? You would

1354
01:08:41,640 --> 01:08:45,960
Speaker 1: rather taste and see? Absolutely? Guys, you're crazy. I love food, Okay,

1355
01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:48,599
Speaker 1: who didn't. Everybody loves food. Everybody loves food. I love

1356
01:08:48,640 --> 01:08:51,519
Speaker 1: food more than i'd like seeing anything. That's what we're

1357
01:08:51,560 --> 01:08:53,760
Speaker 1: not driving. You can't drive. I can get a driver.

1358
01:08:53,920 --> 01:08:57,479
Speaker 1: You can still smell, okay, So Amy and I go

1359
01:08:57,600 --> 01:09:00,800
Speaker 1: site at one. Eddie goes taste at one. Wow, okay,

1360
01:09:01,400 --> 01:09:07,280
Speaker 1: number two? Amy touch? Oh really yeah, I'm hearing it too, Yeah, Eddie,

1361
01:09:07,479 --> 01:09:10,760
Speaker 1: site okay, good solid because my job requires it. I

1362
01:09:10,840 --> 01:09:17,280
Speaker 1: thought about that, Okay, number three taste touch, I need touch, Yeah,

1363
01:09:17,280 --> 01:09:19,560
Speaker 1: I have taste. Oh no, it's touch last for you.

1364
01:09:19,720 --> 01:09:22,920
Speaker 1: You need for sure, touches last for Bobby. Yeah, you

1365
01:09:22,960 --> 01:09:25,240
Speaker 1: don't want to be touchy. Four is smell and five

1366
01:09:25,360 --> 01:09:27,519
Speaker 1: is touch. I mean I almost didn't even put touch.

1367
01:09:27,560 --> 01:09:29,720
Speaker 1: I was just gonna go with about four senses, red

1368
01:09:29,840 --> 01:09:34,240
Speaker 1: your five and ordering me site, touch, taste, here, smell.

1369
01:09:34,439 --> 01:09:37,000
Speaker 1: I'm surprised touches that high for anybody. What are you

1370
01:09:37,040 --> 01:09:39,719
Speaker 1: talking about? Man, I'm gonna not touching. That's like gonna

1371
01:09:39,760 --> 01:09:43,200
Speaker 1: make me live longer because like not really okay, not

1372
01:09:43,320 --> 01:09:46,720
Speaker 1: really okay. It may contribute to dying earlier, but I

1373
01:09:46,720 --> 01:09:48,400
Speaker 1: don't think it's gonna make you live to day. A hug,

1374
01:09:48,439 --> 01:09:51,120
Speaker 1: good day equals hey, longer life. Maybe I haven't been

1375
01:09:51,200 --> 01:09:55,599
Speaker 1: touched enough. I think that's probably not touch as a kid,

1376
01:09:56,360 --> 01:09:59,240
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. You can really break this down. Yeah, man, Eddie,

1377
01:09:59,280 --> 01:10:01,559
Speaker 1: read me your five. All right, here we go, taste, site,

1378
01:10:02,040 --> 01:10:05,599
Speaker 1: touch what hearing? Then smell. Yeah, we've learned during COVID

1379
01:10:05,640 --> 01:10:09,080
Speaker 1: smell it. Know it is what it is, take it

1380
01:10:09,160 --> 01:10:11,560
Speaker 1: or leave it? Well, they they'd quiz people like like

1381
01:10:11,680 --> 01:10:13,759
Speaker 1: over two thousand Americans. They were like what's most important.

1382
01:10:14,000 --> 01:10:16,840
Speaker 1: Most people said that site is their number one. Hearing

1383
01:10:16,960 --> 01:10:24,080
Speaker 1: is at number two, and last was taste. That's crazy.

1384
01:10:24,200 --> 01:10:25,880
Speaker 1: You know, back in the day you needed that taste,

1385
01:10:25,920 --> 01:10:28,120
Speaker 1: Like if you ate a berry and they needed to

1386
01:10:28,160 --> 01:10:30,000
Speaker 1: see some people wolves didn't need you. But if you

1387
01:10:30,080 --> 01:10:32,000
Speaker 1: didn't taste it, you wouldn't know it was better than them.

1388
01:10:32,240 --> 01:10:35,120
Speaker 1: You had to see bears eating you or hear uh

1389
01:10:35,640 --> 01:10:39,479
Speaker 1: the infantry in their nights and running out. That's all

1390
01:10:39,600 --> 01:10:42,439
Speaker 1: very true. Really, how does someone figure out something back

1391
01:10:42,479 --> 01:10:44,599
Speaker 1: in the day was poisonous? First it's just like they

1392
01:10:44,720 --> 01:10:47,000
Speaker 1: die te to mouth and then it's like, oh yeah

1393
01:10:47,040 --> 01:10:50,479
Speaker 1: that like Harry died. Yeah, like they don't need to

1394
01:10:50,520 --> 01:10:53,120
Speaker 1: square shape plant buddy. Uh we had seven people die

1395
01:10:53,200 --> 01:10:55,599
Speaker 1: last month. Okay, yeah, probably right. Or there's a little

1396
01:10:55,600 --> 01:10:58,040
Speaker 1: book like a Game of Thrones where they just passed

1397
01:10:58,080 --> 01:11:00,320
Speaker 1: the book around everybody reads it. Yeah, it's probably Yeah,

1398
01:11:00,479 --> 01:11:02,880
Speaker 1: that's it for us today. We'll see you tomorrow. Morgan,

1399
01:11:02,880 --> 01:11:06,599
Speaker 1: what's on the podcast? Lunchbox? Had an unusual celebrity encounter?

1400
01:11:07,400 --> 01:11:11,000
Speaker 1: He made it unusual. Just for the record, it wasn't unusual.

1401
01:11:11,760 --> 01:11:13,360
Speaker 1: He is one that made it weird. Okay, what else

1402
01:11:13,720 --> 01:11:18,759
Speaker 1: you shared? Some thoughts on UFOs and aliens. I shared

1403
01:11:18,800 --> 01:11:21,680
Speaker 1: thoughts based off a new article where the government's going,

1404
01:11:21,800 --> 01:11:24,120
Speaker 1: you don't want us to release everything, and I'm like,

1405
01:11:24,160 --> 01:11:26,240
Speaker 1: well why don't they? Everybody, let's think about this. That's

1406
01:11:26,280 --> 01:11:29,200
Speaker 1: what the thought is. And we played the TV theme

1407
01:11:29,280 --> 01:11:30,880
Speaker 1: song game right. Thank you guys, have a great day.

1408
01:11:30,920 --> 01:11:33,240
Speaker 1: We will see you tomorrow. Don't forget. Tickets to my

1409
01:11:33,320 --> 01:11:35,960
Speaker 1: comedically inspirational show go and sell on Friday at ten

1410
01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:38,400
Speaker 1: am Central time if you want to come in Nashville.

1411
01:11:38,600 --> 01:11:41,080
Speaker 1: Vegas sold out, which is also amazing. Yeah, it's pretty cool.

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01:11:41,280 --> 01:11:44,000
Speaker 1: So my final Nashville show. Tickets on sell ten am

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01:11:44,160 --> 01:11:49,080
Speaker 1: on Friday morning. Have a great day by everybody, so