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Speaker 1: One and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. I

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Speaker 1: why a lot of people can't move forward in their

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Speaker 1: Let me help you with this right here. If you

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Speaker 1: Guess what, man, Now, some thing's happened to you that

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Speaker 1: you've gotten past it, So why are you steady complaining

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Speaker 1: You know what my major was in college? It was advertising.

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Speaker 1: no magic trick, y'all. This is the deal. You got

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Speaker 1: I'm about to have a great day to day. I

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Speaker 1: Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, the

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Speaker 1: pastors are gonna be here with church complaints. Right after this.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is time.

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Speaker 1: It is time for Reverend Motown and Deacon Deaf jam

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Speaker 1: with church complaints. We we oh we gavel mos grew gravious,

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Speaker 1: for Deacon death jailman or his church complaints. Go ahead, deacon,

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Speaker 1: all right, pastor eye. The unvaccinated ministry won't their own

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, all my dudes is married. Go hey, all right,

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00:27:57,680 --> 00:28:02,720
Speaker 1: I'm moving on to Mariah. In Kalamazoo, Mariah says, I'm

424
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:05,360
Speaker 1: in a relationship with a man that has a problem

425
00:28:05,359 --> 00:28:08,840
Speaker 1: with me making more money than him. I can't suggest

426
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:11,919
Speaker 1: a restaurant or talk about shopping without him making a

427
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:16,000
Speaker 1: comment about me thinking that I'm all that it's getting

428
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:19,440
Speaker 1: old and I don't want an insecure man, Is there

429
00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:22,600
Speaker 1: a way to make him feel better about this? That's

430
00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:26,359
Speaker 1: a problem sometimes a male illegal you just can't overcome it.

431
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:30,320
Speaker 1: I don't know what to tell you about this. There's

432
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:32,920
Speaker 1: no way to make him feel better about it if

433
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:35,959
Speaker 1: he doesn't feel good about it. All right, thank you, Cello.

434
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:37,919
Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll have

435
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:41,320
Speaker 1: some entertainment news for you. Right after this. You're listening

436
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:49,000
Speaker 1: to the Stay Harvey Morning Show. All right. So fifty

437
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:53,560
Speaker 1: cent has another well executed a TV series in the works.

438
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:56,840
Speaker 1: He is a mogul, now, I mean fifty new show

439
00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:59,840
Speaker 1: is called Hip Hop Homicide. It's gonna take a deeper

440
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:03,360
Speaker 1: look into some of the most popular unsolved cold cases

441
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:07,520
Speaker 1: in the hip hop community. Former TMZ personality, remember Van

442
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:13,960
Speaker 1: Lathan who used to be on TMZ Van Yeah, Yeah, Yeah,

443
00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:18,040
Speaker 1: Well he's going to host Hip Hop Homicide. Uh so

444
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:20,360
Speaker 1: that's great news for him. He's back in the game.

445
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:23,440
Speaker 1: When asked about the new show, fifty Cent commented, hip

446
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:27,440
Speaker 1: hop loves things that are damaged. This series will shed

447
00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:30,720
Speaker 1: light on the artist that didn't make it through the struggle,

448
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:34,960
Speaker 1: so look out for that coming soon. Hip Hop Homicide

449
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:39,880
Speaker 1: hosted by Van Lathan. Yeah, we missed your van man

450
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:42,080
Speaker 1: back in the game. I love it. I love it. Yeah, right,

451
00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:46,840
Speaker 1: did he whooped somebody? But at TM, yeah I forgot

452
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:49,280
Speaker 1: what happened. I forgot what happened too, But yeah he

453
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:51,800
Speaker 1: got into a fight. And they have like a zero tolerance.

454
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:55,640
Speaker 1: Well you know, I promise you man, most people you know,

455
00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:58,680
Speaker 1: it was just an inn weird moment. That's all. We

456
00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:01,800
Speaker 1: all have them. It doesn't word moment. Yeah it got

457
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:05,920
Speaker 1: it got violent, Yeah, you write to it. We just

458
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:11,240
Speaker 1: we just welcomed the moment. Right, that's it. You never

459
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:15,440
Speaker 1: know when it might come, all right. So, uh, in

460
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:18,600
Speaker 1: case you're wondering what's going on with the Wendy Williams show,

461
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:21,720
Speaker 1: Well here's the deal. Wendy won't return to her show

462
00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:25,000
Speaker 1: for at least another six weeks. So the good news

463
00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:27,760
Speaker 1: and all of that is that she will return. She's

464
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:30,600
Speaker 1: been in seclusion since the end of last summer, and

465
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:33,400
Speaker 1: her staff has kept quiet about her medical condition, but

466
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:35,360
Speaker 1: there have been a lot, a lot of rumors out

467
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:40,600
Speaker 1: there about early onset dementia, with Wendy um her needing

468
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:45,360
Speaker 1: to get helped, dressed, and to eat. All of this,

469
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:48,000
Speaker 1: her production staff released a list of guest hosts for

470
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Speaker 1: February to include the favorite Sherry Shepherd the viewers. She's

471
00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:58,640
Speaker 1: doing an outstanding job, she really is. Yeah. Also, Um

472
00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:01,720
Speaker 1: Fat Joe and Remy mad a great job. They're coming back,

473
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:06,840
Speaker 1: Michael Rappaport and Terence Jay Terrence Ja and and you

474
00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:10,320
Speaker 1: know what if they put Kim and Sherry together together,

475
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:14,040
Speaker 1: I think that's a good company because they girls. Right, yeah, yeah,

476
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:21,520
Speaker 1: And Kim was on there with Kim Witness, Yeah, Kim Witness. Yeah.

477
00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:25,000
Speaker 1: All right, here's the story you guys have been waiting

478
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:29,479
Speaker 1: for the forty A four hundred and twenty six million

479
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:33,920
Speaker 1: dollar lottery ticket was sold in Woodland Hills, Woodland Hills, California.

480
00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:36,760
Speaker 1: This happened Friday night. This is according to a tweet

481
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:39,680
Speaker 1: from the California Lottery Now. The winning ticket was sold

482
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:43,480
Speaker 1: at a Woodland Hills Chevron Station gas station and no

483
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:47,320
Speaker 1: one has claimed the four hundred and twenty six million

484
00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:51,120
Speaker 1: dollars so far. The unidentified winner can either choose to

485
00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:53,640
Speaker 1: take a lump sum payout of about two hundred and

486
00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:59,640
Speaker 1: ninety three million, right or yew got it, thank you

487
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:03,440
Speaker 1: type of taxes paid and everything gone. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

488
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:07,760
Speaker 1: I got two ninety three. Yeah, that's that's straightening it

489
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:10,320
Speaker 1: for me. Yeah, but you know what some people do

490
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:16,160
Speaker 1: like to get their entire winnings. They're stupid. Yeah, this

491
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:19,080
Speaker 1: is thirty you get thirty payments over the next twenty

492
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:21,680
Speaker 1: nine years. That's still a black person. You know that

493
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:24,800
Speaker 1: there's a black person the one. They're just getting themselves together. Well,

494
00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:28,800
Speaker 1: I'm positioning it. They positioned in themselves that live out

495
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:31,920
Speaker 1: the hill. Yes, I know the chef off the one

496
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:35,280
Speaker 1: on one. I got it. I wouldn't. But you know what,

497
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:37,960
Speaker 1: it doesn't make any sense. You should take the lump song.

498
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:42,480
Speaker 1: First of all, there's no guarantee you're gonna live. That's right. Ye,

499
00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:46,680
Speaker 1: thirty more years. Somebody fit to hold my money for

500
00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:51,600
Speaker 1: thirty years. Give me my damn money and let me

501
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:56,080
Speaker 1: get to blowing. I'm talking about who because I'm gonna

502
00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:58,360
Speaker 1: go through about fifty meals like you like. It wouldn't

503
00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:02,840
Speaker 1: even nail. I'm talking about blow through. I'm gonna make

504
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:07,040
Speaker 1: a couple of mistakes. Yeah, I'm doing a boy, what

505
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:10,560
Speaker 1: what are you gonna what's the first thing you'll buy? Oh,

506
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:13,320
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get a spaceship. I'm oh, I'm gonna go

507
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:18,120
Speaker 1: see something back. First thing he spent all your money,

508
00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:21,800
Speaker 1: every time of it. Right, you don't even have no

509
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:23,959
Speaker 1: no how much you have no idea what a spaceship?

510
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:29,320
Speaker 1: Call a spaceship and stuff? Buy me a damn global?

511
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:34,280
Speaker 1: Where do you get to buy? See a global? A jet?

512
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:39,520
Speaker 1: A jet global? Remember who you're talking to? I had

513
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:43,320
Speaker 1: to figure it out A jet? Yeah? What are you

514
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:45,920
Speaker 1: gonna buy with your first? First thing I'm buying is people?

515
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:49,120
Speaker 1: That first thing I'm fen a buy people. I won't,

516
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:53,040
Speaker 1: I won't yes me around all the time. Yea, yeah,

517
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:59,360
Speaker 1: I'm buying people with my first off good yes, and

518
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:04,520
Speaker 1: I'm dressed like a cloud. Yes, just to that now.

519
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:07,840
Speaker 1: My first purchase, though, Shirley, that's what I'm asking. Your

520
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:12,280
Speaker 1: first is halle Berry. I'm going to buy her, but

521
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:18,520
Speaker 1: forever forever you can't ye, yes you can ye probably

522
00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:20,879
Speaker 1: won't get it for too light before once again, all

523
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:26,359
Speaker 1: your money going again. Your stupid decisions is coming. Your

524
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:32,359
Speaker 1: stupid decisions is coming in serious broke spaceship and halle broke.

525
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:39,120
Speaker 1: Once again, You're gonna be broke. You can't even if

526
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:44,400
Speaker 1: he's standing there dressed as princes and somebody said, I

527
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:54,880
Speaker 1: like it well it looked good. I'm friends talking about

528
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:58,640
Speaker 1: the purple motorcycle and everything like no, no, no, please

529
00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:00,799
Speaker 1: tell me when you win this count money we can't

530
00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:04,399
Speaker 1: look up. Fiveteen years later and they broke though, Please

531
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:07,200
Speaker 1: tell me that can't happen. That has happened, but please

532
00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:09,880
Speaker 1: don't let it happen. Get a financial planner or something.

533
00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:15,120
Speaker 1: Two million. You promise you ain't gonna be broken and

534
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:22,600
Speaker 1: straightened out? So all right, it really coming up in

535
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:27,080
Speaker 1: twenty minutes after the hour, Spaceship Tommy has a question.

536
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:34,680
Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening, all right, So the nephew

537
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:39,000
Speaker 1: has a question for everybody. What is this nephew? I'm

538
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,640
Speaker 1: getting ready to go to Hollywood and find the pitch.

539
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:45,120
Speaker 1: I'm about to pitch three shows. Okay, so y'all tell

540
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:47,520
Speaker 1: me which one y'all like for me to pitch. Now,

541
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:52,960
Speaker 1: this ain't family few. This family fights. Okay. So that

542
00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:55,000
Speaker 1: means like two families who got to issue with each other,

543
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:56,840
Speaker 1: and you know they come on my show. They discussed

544
00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:59,400
Speaker 1: the problem and had it all started. I weigh in

545
00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:01,239
Speaker 1: on my on me, if you understand I'm saying, and

546
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:04,040
Speaker 1: been right after that for ten minutes. We let both

547
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:06,080
Speaker 1: families in the middle of the flow and whoop each

548
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:10,640
Speaker 1: other ass right there. This ain't family few, this family fights. Okay,

549
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:13,440
Speaker 1: Now that's one. That's one show right there. You like that,

550
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:16,600
Speaker 1: Junior that one? Now here here go to here, go

551
00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:19,880
Speaker 1: to second. The second show will not that. This ain't copycat.

552
00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:22,200
Speaker 1: And I'm just like, you know, let Timmey be the

553
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:24,919
Speaker 1: judge of that. Okay, let's name of the show. Let

554
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:29,359
Speaker 1: Timmy be the judge of that. Okay, Now this this,

555
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:31,120
Speaker 1: this is there. Like I said, this is the show

556
00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:35,240
Speaker 1: where uh like two dope dealers working on the same block,

557
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:37,320
Speaker 1: you know, and they can't they can't get it together.

558
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:40,280
Speaker 1: So I come out and I judge on who should

559
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:42,080
Speaker 1: be on the cony and who shouldn't be on the comb.

560
00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:44,680
Speaker 1: You see what I'm saying. Let Timmy be the judge

561
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:47,359
Speaker 1: of that. Like two food trucks in the same area,

562
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:49,359
Speaker 1: they're selling the same stuff. You see what I'm saying.

563
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:52,040
Speaker 1: They're fighting over who's gonna work, who ain't gonna work.

564
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:54,880
Speaker 1: Let Timmy be the judge of that. Now that's the

565
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:56,680
Speaker 1: second show. I think that'll work. Right now, I think

566
00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:58,399
Speaker 1: Hollywood gonna look it. And now here go to third one.

567
00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:03,160
Speaker 1: The third one is called lapstick. Slapstick all right. This

568
00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:06,440
Speaker 1: is where we go to your job, your church, family function,

569
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:10,320
Speaker 1: a sports function, all right, and whoever is on, whoever

570
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:13,160
Speaker 1: then ticked you off, we go up and slap the

571
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:15,960
Speaker 1: living hell out of them right then and right there.

572
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:17,440
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. So something you know what

573
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:19,920
Speaker 1: I'm saying, Like a teacher, a teacher got a problem

574
00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:22,200
Speaker 1: at her job, We come on her job, another teacher

575
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:24,040
Speaker 1: and got on her neror we come up and just

576
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:27,200
Speaker 1: slap the daylights out there. Teach that. Slapsticks. So I'm

577
00:37:27,239 --> 00:37:29,640
Speaker 1: going to Hollywood, y'all, let me know which one you're like?

578
00:37:29,719 --> 00:37:35,040
Speaker 1: You like family fights that, Tommy, huh yeah, yeah, what

579
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:38,560
Speaker 1: what day have you set this pitch meet? Though? Let's see,

580
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:43,799
Speaker 1: now I'm supposed to talk to NBC second week in February,

581
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:46,719
Speaker 1: I'm talking to NBC. Not I'm talking to NBC, and

582
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:51,400
Speaker 1: then I'm also talking to uh Netflix. Netflix really is

583
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:54,279
Speaker 1: interested in slapstick. Peep somebody getting the hell slap out

584
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:57,800
Speaker 1: of They loving that right there? Go ahead, right after

585
00:37:57,840 --> 00:38:00,640
Speaker 1: the meeting, you will be getting your ass on the play.

586
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:05,759
Speaker 1: Coming back right after and sit down with us. You'd

587
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:11,760
Speaker 1: be all right, all right, and you don't see then

588
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:14,200
Speaker 1: one of them. You don't you don't think that you

589
00:38:14,239 --> 00:38:20,080
Speaker 1: don't think they recognize what that is family fights. You're

590
00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:23,320
Speaker 1: not feeling that one. And and let Tommy be the judge,

591
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:32,560
Speaker 1: and that the only original right after them first two shows.

592
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:38,160
Speaker 1: One of the questions gonna be so how Steve? Yeah,

593
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:40,719
Speaker 1: all right, guys, coming up at thirty four minutes after

594
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:44,439
Speaker 1: the hour, the question is how long can you go

595
00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:48,759
Speaker 1: without washing? Okay, without a bath. We'll be back to

596
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:53,480
Speaker 1: talk about that right after this. You're listening to show.

597
00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:58,160
Speaker 1: All right, here's a question for you guys, not for

598
00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:01,279
Speaker 1: you personally, but just we're just throwing it out there. Okay,

599
00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:07,200
Speaker 1: how often should a person bathe? Okay? Should they be?

600
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:14,160
Speaker 1: Should they bathe daily? Stop right here? You need to

601
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:19,120
Speaker 1: do this daily? Now, go ahead, your other options, go ahead,

602
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:22,880
Speaker 1: all the options. Should they bathe daily? Should they bathe

603
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:27,759
Speaker 1: every other day? Every other day? Every other day? All right?

604
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:32,040
Speaker 1: Least gotta get that in every other day. All right?

605
00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:34,360
Speaker 1: This is really nasty, But I have to read this

606
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:37,960
Speaker 1: story because um, this is where it came from. Eighty

607
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:41,280
Speaker 1: and eighty seven year old man in Iran left doctor

608
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:44,560
Speaker 1: stunned when he was shown to be in perfect health

609
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:50,600
Speaker 1: despite having not bathed at all at all since nineteen

610
00:39:51,280 --> 00:40:01,200
Speaker 1: fifty five. God speaking of marinating. All right, letting that marinate. Okay.

611
00:40:01,239 --> 00:40:10,600
Speaker 1: His name is Amu Haji Uh. He's known or big Funky. Yeah.

612
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:15,160
Speaker 1: I don't like big fun Well, it is big funky,

613
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:20,600
Speaker 1: but in Arabic is meek move. Yeah, that's what it

614
00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:23,560
Speaker 1: is in Arabic. But some people call him the world's

615
00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:27,120
Speaker 1: dirtiest man. He's been homeless his entire life. Not only

616
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:30,600
Speaker 1: has he not bathed or showered since about nineteen fifty five.

617
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:37,560
Speaker 1: Like I said, I mean at one point, really like listen,

618
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:41,560
Speaker 1: after the second week, it's really no need at this point. Yeah,

619
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:45,120
Speaker 1: because really you you can you can top out, you

620
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:48,439
Speaker 1: can top out, you you can fuck out. Yeah, it's

621
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:51,160
Speaker 1: just a certain level to the point where now it's

622
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:58,840
Speaker 1: like m m m m, this is disgusting. He eats

623
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:06,440
Speaker 1: road kill, drinks dirty water, he smokes dried he smokes

624
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:12,319
Speaker 1: dried animal feces and a pipe and this is why

625
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:16,280
Speaker 1: he doesn't bathe. Okay, so there's there's logic to this madness.

626
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:22,920
Speaker 1: He says he doesn't why because who who? Who? House?

627
00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:28,239
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well no, he says He says that he

628
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:34,000
Speaker 1: believes soap will make him sick. No, No, that's true. No,

629
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:39,120
Speaker 1: that's true. If he gets soap on him, his ass

630
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:45,040
Speaker 1: go immediately disintegrate. Yeah, but doctors ran a bunch of

631
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Speaker 1: tests on him and incredibly found no disease, carrying, bacteria

632
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:52,839
Speaker 1: or parasites on his body. The only smoke at all,

633
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:55,920
Speaker 1: The only explanation doctors can come up with is that

634
00:41:56,000 --> 00:42:00,880
Speaker 1: his lifestyle has resulted in a very very strong in system.

635
00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:04,000
Speaker 1: There you go as a sick person on this show.

636
00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:07,320
Speaker 1: Let me just tell you right now, this is nonsense.

637
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:10,279
Speaker 1: Somebody tell you that, right I'm sick, and I know

638
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:14,600
Speaker 1: I've bade anyway. Okay, there's no way in the world

639
00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:18,120
Speaker 1: you can tell me soap don't hell, it's the best

640
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:23,359
Speaker 1: thing I got im Right now, I live. I live

641
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:28,440
Speaker 1: with Mardred, thank you, and like and sometimes I just meant.

642
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:31,719
Speaker 1: I don't know anybody that takes more baths than this,

643
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:35,319
Speaker 1: No one. I just don't let y'all. I bet no

644
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:39,000
Speaker 1: watch watching Finn say himself, which is three damn showers. Yeah,

645
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:46,239
Speaker 1: you don't believe it. I'm not living with I'm not

646
00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:48,719
Speaker 1: living with no man to take three showers that day.

647
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:52,480
Speaker 1: We're not even gonna be friends. Say, man, women, you

648
00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:57,320
Speaker 1: can do what you're watching the game and you and

649
00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:59,080
Speaker 1: the time you just give him go get in the shower,

650
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:06,400
Speaker 1: tap hey dog, Hey dog, we've fenn to go. Don

651
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:09,680
Speaker 1: didn't you just take a show? No? No, our friendship

652
00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:13,200
Speaker 1: won't even last. I can promise you don't bathe more

653
00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:15,120
Speaker 1: than my wife. There's no way. It's no. You got

654
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:17,680
Speaker 1: to go to work. I don't even see how you

655
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:20,720
Speaker 1: could say that and have a damn career. I don't

656
00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:24,279
Speaker 1: want What are you talking about? How take me on

657
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:27,560
Speaker 1: rith it's warmth and breakfast, lunch and dinner. No, you

658
00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:30,080
Speaker 1: got a radio show, you on tour and ready for love?

659
00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:34,319
Speaker 1: You got time to take three balls today. Get your

660
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:36,600
Speaker 1: hands out of here. We're here. You think you're running

661
00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:39,719
Speaker 1: this by, but they ain't. Everybody listening to text the

662
00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:43,080
Speaker 1: bather the nephew with the prank phone call for today.

663
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:49,160
Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to show coming up about

664
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Speaker 1: four minutes after the hour. It is my strawberry letter

665
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:56,480
Speaker 1: for today. The subject get this guy's one husband, three

666
00:43:56,600 --> 00:44:02,640
Speaker 1: men just a minute at all? Problem? Yeah, I don't

667
00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:05,759
Speaker 1: add up one husband three men will get into it

668
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:07,759
Speaker 1: in just a little bit. But right now it is

669
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:10,880
Speaker 1: time for the nephew and the praying phone call for today.

670
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:13,360
Speaker 1: What you got for us, nap, I'm gonna be a

671
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:16,640
Speaker 1: little stupid, you know, don't don't take this thing up

672
00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:20,600
Speaker 1: a notch at a bottom. Why do you keep doing? Man,

673
00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:23,120
Speaker 1: We already know that. But I'm gonna get it at

674
00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:24,759
Speaker 1: about a seven. I'm gonna take it up to a

675
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:32,040
Speaker 1: bottom seven. Stop announcing it. Yes, like's surprised. Stop announcing

676
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:36,640
Speaker 1: it with stupid, dude, gotta announce it. We already got.

677
00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:40,960
Speaker 1: But here the problem I got he sail being a

678
00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:43,439
Speaker 1: little stupid. I'm gonna be about a seven. That's kind

679
00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:47,680
Speaker 1: of hot. That's really hot. Stupid stupid at a two

680
00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:54,480
Speaker 1: is plenty. Yes, come down a few notches. Be a

681
00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:57,640
Speaker 1: little stupid about it. You know when I'm when I

682
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:04,759
Speaker 1: when I magnify myster pick. Okay, okay, I watched this here,

683
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:10,239
Speaker 1: title of this prank. Here, I got papers on that man.

684
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:17,040
Speaker 1: I got papers on that man. Cat dog. If you

685
00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:28,000
Speaker 1: would hello, hello, I'm trying to reach uh this phillis, Yes,

686
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:31,640
Speaker 1: am I speaking to all right, Phillis. This is this

687
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:33,880
Speaker 1: is John down at the top. I work out here

688
00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:38,440
Speaker 1: with clem your husband clem Okay, yeah, okay, how are you?

689
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:44,640
Speaker 1: I'm good. He's slipped him fills today? What and he

690
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:49,320
Speaker 1: heard himself? Uh, he got to leave a little shaken

691
00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:52,040
Speaker 1: up here at the job. So what happened? What do

692
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:56,719
Speaker 1: you what happened? Well? I think he he definitely pulled

693
00:45:56,760 --> 00:46:02,520
Speaker 1: something in his back. But we um know who is you? Now?

694
00:46:03,719 --> 00:46:07,719
Speaker 1: I'm his wife. I'm I'm just might killing your your

695
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:12,560
Speaker 1: your feels that's right, that's tract Okay, because we got

696
00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:15,239
Speaker 1: listened that his wife is Janis, and we tried to

697
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:18,680
Speaker 1: call her earlier but we didn't get answer. I'm his wife,

698
00:46:18,719 --> 00:46:21,719
Speaker 1: so I'm his wife. I don't know who Janet? Who

699
00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:25,080
Speaker 1: the hell is Janis? Janis is who he has listed

700
00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:28,279
Speaker 1: for a contact? When when uh, when it's an emergency

701
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:31,719
Speaker 1: contact or something to happen. Now, y'all got that mixed up.

702
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:34,200
Speaker 1: Y'all must have mixed that up somehow that he wouldn't

703
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:36,480
Speaker 1: have put no, no, damn, Janet, says his wife. I'm

704
00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:38,960
Speaker 1: his wife. Feel it, So I don't know who who

705
00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:43,640
Speaker 1: messed up? But that ain't right. I'm the wife. Okay, Well,

706
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:46,200
Speaker 1: it has her listened as the wife and call her

707
00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:49,680
Speaker 1: as a contract if something goes wrong. Well, I don't

708
00:46:49,719 --> 00:46:52,120
Speaker 1: know what to tell you because I'm his wife. Now,

709
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:54,920
Speaker 1: don't I don't know who messed up him. Hold on

710
00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:56,799
Speaker 1: one second, let me let me click over one second

711
00:46:56,840 --> 00:47:00,640
Speaker 1: as a call comes to any one second. That's Jannis

712
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:09,479
Speaker 1: on the dog on. Okay, that was Jannis. What she says,

713
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:11,640
Speaker 1: she'll she's gonna come out to the job, so you

714
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:15,279
Speaker 1: don't have no up. Now I'm coming out to the job.

715
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:17,800
Speaker 1: I'm his wife. I don't know who No Janis is,

716
00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:23,319
Speaker 1: but John need to get it straight because I'm She

717
00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:25,360
Speaker 1: said she's gonna come and take him to the doctor.

718
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:29,080
Speaker 1: Now she ain't come in no where, so I'm as white.

719
00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:31,239
Speaker 1: I'm taking him. Yah, you don't let you don't lease

720
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:35,520
Speaker 1: my husband the no naughty I'm is freaking white. So

721
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:39,560
Speaker 1: y'all need to say, y'all yeah, Jannis says she'll be

722
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:42,520
Speaker 1: right here in ten minutes. Well I'm right. I bet

723
00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:44,279
Speaker 1: I'll beat there in ten minutes too, And I bet

724
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:47,480
Speaker 1: y'all been not release my husband and nobody. I'm in white.

725
00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:50,040
Speaker 1: I don't know who No Janis is, but y'all need

726
00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:53,279
Speaker 1: to get that straight. I'm on my wife you tell

727
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:56,040
Speaker 1: Janis that she beat me there to all that sister

728
00:47:57,320 --> 00:48:00,920
Speaker 1: produce some become very certificate paper or something to tell

729
00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:06,400
Speaker 1: her to produce that. I got the papers on that man. Okay, Well,

730
00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:10,440
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, uh, janis Is, he does have her

731
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:12,960
Speaker 1: on the list, man, so I can't what do he

732
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,120
Speaker 1: haves on the list? So I don't give it what's

733
00:48:15,239 --> 00:48:19,200
Speaker 1: on the list? Why would yeah the man? Why would

734
00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:21,920
Speaker 1: her name be above your name on the list. You know, well,

735
00:48:22,040 --> 00:48:23,680
Speaker 1: I'm not going to play this little ring around the

736
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:26,160
Speaker 1: rosie with you. I got papers on that man, so

737
00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:28,640
Speaker 1: you better met Bessie. I vest hole up until I

738
00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:31,160
Speaker 1: get there and cat y'all want some more problems. I'm

739
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:34,080
Speaker 1: gonna release him to Grannis as soon as she gets deal. Sir,

740
00:48:34,239 --> 00:48:37,680
Speaker 1: you've been out, release my husband and noboddy all y'all

741
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:40,040
Speaker 1: be laid out on the floor. So I'm gonna tell

742
00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:42,440
Speaker 1: you right now, if my husband and when I'll get that,

743
00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:45,560
Speaker 1: it's gonna be some full blown going down. So your

744
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:47,520
Speaker 1: best just make sure I get that. This is a

745
00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:49,799
Speaker 1: bunch of bulls, but it's gonna m when I'll get

746
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:52,400
Speaker 1: down on her way. I got to hung up with you.

747
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:54,480
Speaker 1: I ain't got kind to play with you either, So

748
00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:57,680
Speaker 1: I'm all my wakers. You don't answer for this, Janie

749
00:48:57,719 --> 00:48:59,759
Speaker 1: might get a beat down and you'll ass don't get

750
00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:07,680
Speaker 1: them rustiness is my husband night there her head here here.

751
00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:09,680
Speaker 1: I ain't got trying to be growing back and for

752
00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:11,799
Speaker 1: what you playing ring around the broad I'm a grown

753
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:13,960
Speaker 1: a woman. I got you said, go, I see that

754
00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:17,800
Speaker 1: I got some business to take care of over there. Okay,

755
00:49:18,239 --> 00:49:21,240
Speaker 1: what am I supposed to do with Jannis? Like I said,

756
00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:24,520
Speaker 1: you're telling that the home of pap. I'm all my way.

757
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:32,440
Speaker 1: She's trying to represent like he means trying to be me. Okay, wife,

758
00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:36,960
Speaker 1: you might want your material? What do you? What do

759
00:49:36,960 --> 00:49:41,160
Speaker 1: you want me to tell? Tommy who? Tommy? I don't

760
00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:44,400
Speaker 1: even know the Tony who Tommy? That's me, baby, This

761
00:49:44,520 --> 00:49:47,439
Speaker 1: is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your

762
00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:57,120
Speaker 1: husb Slimmet got me to prankfall call you. Okay, y'all,

763
00:49:57,560 --> 00:50:06,480
Speaker 1: really okay, y'all, I'm okay. I don't know your ass

764
00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:10,080
Speaker 1: over there. I ain't trying to y'all like this. I'm

765
00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:11,719
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get by what done. I'm gonna get

766
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:17,239
Speaker 1: all y'all ask hey, I got one more thing. What's

767
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:21,120
Speaker 1: the last radio what's the badest radio show in the layer?

768
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:28,920
Speaker 1: Those three Barnes y'all. But we didn't have anything to

769
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:38,160
Speaker 1: do with this foolishness. All. You know, it's hard out

770
00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:39,920
Speaker 1: here for a prankster. You know what I'm saying, It's

771
00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:42,880
Speaker 1: hard out here for a PRANKSTERAB got to take it

772
00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:45,680
Speaker 1: like it is. Some of y'all gotta understand the repercussions

773
00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:47,440
Speaker 1: of this here. So you know, sometimes y'all gonna be

774
00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:49,960
Speaker 1: entangled in what time to do so something? You know,

775
00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:52,080
Speaker 1: y'all that's on the show, you know, you might get

776
00:50:52,120 --> 00:51:00,359
Speaker 1: your buttonhoop every I've never heard anybody say that they

777
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:03,240
Speaker 1: was looking for us, ain't nobody never warned us after

778
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:07,720
Speaker 1: the prank. That's very specific as to who gonna mess

779
00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:11,359
Speaker 1: around one day and it's gonna pop off on him.

780
00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:14,280
Speaker 1: It's very clear. And all of the people that's talked,

781
00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:19,719
Speaker 1: everybody has mentioned only your name. Nobody. Nobody's ever said

782
00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:22,640
Speaker 1: anything about coming back on anybody on the show, and

783
00:51:22,760 --> 00:51:28,759
Speaker 1: all like this, hill I see who ain't with me? Y'all?

784
00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:33,480
Speaker 1: Ain't willing to go to man? I wish I will

785
00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:35,640
Speaker 1: be out somewhere somebody swang on me because of you.

786
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:43,320
Speaker 1: February tenth, eleventh, and twelve. February tenth, eleven to twelfth,

787
00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:47,240
Speaker 1: and Nephew coming to Huntsville, Alabama, Baby stand Up Live

788
00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:50,399
Speaker 1: Comedy Club. That's right Thursday. I got a show two

789
00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:54,719
Speaker 1: on Friday, two on Saturday. That is Valentine's weekend. And

790
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:58,120
Speaker 1: it is also Super Bowl weekend. That's right Friday. That's

791
00:51:58,160 --> 00:52:02,160
Speaker 1: Thurds Friday, Saturday. We'll watching game on Sunday. Right Thursday, Friday. Said,

792
00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:06,440
Speaker 1: that is Huntsville, Alabama. February tenth through the twelfth, stand

793
00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:10,080
Speaker 1: Up Live Comedy Club Landing in the cut, Baltimore, Maryland.

794
00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:13,720
Speaker 1: Here I come. The nephew was there Baltimore Comedy Factory

795
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:16,960
Speaker 1: February eighteenth through the twentieth. That's the eighteenth through the twenty.

796
00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:20,320
Speaker 1: The nephew was there February twenty six, Saint Louis, Missouri,

797
00:52:20,520 --> 00:52:23,960
Speaker 1: Sheldon Theater two shows and one night. The nephew was

798
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,640
Speaker 1: in town, Saint Louis, and list goes on it on

799
00:52:26,719 --> 00:52:29,000
Speaker 1: go to Thomas Miles dot com. You can see exactly

800
00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:33,120
Speaker 1: what a nephew will be. All right, nephew, thank you

801
00:52:33,239 --> 00:52:36,560
Speaker 1: coming up. Next Strawberry Letter, subject one husband, three men

802
00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:39,880
Speaker 1: will get into it right after this. You're listening to

803
00:52:40,040 --> 00:52:44,960
Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Time now for today's Strawberry Letter.

804
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:48,200
Speaker 1: And if you need advice on relationships, work, sex, parenting,

805
00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:51,520
Speaker 1: and more. Please submit your Strawberry letter to Steve HARVEYFM

806
00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:55,759
Speaker 1: dot com by clicking submit Strawberry Letter. We could be

807
00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:58,279
Speaker 1: reading your letter live on the air, just like we're

808
00:52:58,280 --> 00:53:00,839
Speaker 1: gonna read this one right here, right now. You never know,

809
00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:04,640
Speaker 1: it could be yours. You never know. Buckle uppothold on tight.

810
00:53:04,719 --> 00:53:07,319
Speaker 1: We got it for you. Here. It is the Strawberry Letter,

811
00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:12,680
Speaker 1: subject one husband, three Men. Dear Stephen Shirley, I've been

812
00:53:12,719 --> 00:53:14,880
Speaker 1: married for twelve years, and I have cheated on my

813
00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:18,719
Speaker 1: husband for the past five years. My husband is a

814
00:53:18,719 --> 00:53:22,120
Speaker 1: bit older than I am and he can't always satisfy

815
00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:24,880
Speaker 1: me like he used to, so I got addicted to

816
00:53:24,960 --> 00:53:28,000
Speaker 1: stepping out on him. The thrill of the affair is

817
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:31,160
Speaker 1: what excited me at first, but then when I realized

818
00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:34,759
Speaker 1: my husband no longer cared, it became part of my lifestyle.

819
00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:38,520
Speaker 1: I just turned forty five, and I think I am

820
00:53:38,560 --> 00:53:41,839
Speaker 1: going through a midlife crisis because one man isn't enough,

821
00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:45,240
Speaker 1: and I like them young. I am not sleeping around.

822
00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:49,680
Speaker 1: Though I have two consistent men on the side that

823
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:52,799
Speaker 1: I have sex with. I didn't want any parts of

824
00:53:52,840 --> 00:53:55,880
Speaker 1: an older man anymore. So one of my sidemen is

825
00:53:55,920 --> 00:53:59,040
Speaker 1: thirty five and the other one is twenty nine, and

826
00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:02,359
Speaker 1: he is my hairstylist. The thirty five year old just

827
00:54:02,440 --> 00:54:05,239
Speaker 1: got married and his wife is bipolar and won't take

828
00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:08,400
Speaker 1: her medicine, so he wasn't getting any sex at home.

829
00:54:08,719 --> 00:54:11,319
Speaker 1: The twenty nine year old is my baby, and he's

830
00:54:11,600 --> 00:54:14,600
Speaker 1: very special because I have taught him a lot. I

831
00:54:14,719 --> 00:54:17,840
Speaker 1: taught him how to save money, decorate his place, and

832
00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:21,719
Speaker 1: how to properly make love to a grown woman. He

833
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:24,279
Speaker 1: is the one that is falling for me, and I

834
00:54:24,320 --> 00:54:27,640
Speaker 1: am very fond of him. But if I got divorced,

835
00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:30,600
Speaker 1: he wouldn't be my first choice. The thirty five year

836
00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:33,680
Speaker 1: old would, so I thought I would shake things up

837
00:54:33,719 --> 00:54:36,239
Speaker 1: and tell my husband I'm not happy and we might

838
00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:39,440
Speaker 1: need to get a divorce. He said he's no fool

839
00:54:39,560 --> 00:54:42,560
Speaker 1: and can tell I'm getting sex elsewhere, so he'd like

840
00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:45,080
Speaker 1: for me to just be respectful if I'm going to

841
00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:47,799
Speaker 1: do it, and not let anyone else know. What's going

842
00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:51,839
Speaker 1: on that made me suspect? That made me suspect, and

843
00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:54,879
Speaker 1: now I'm thinking he might be messing around on me.

844
00:54:55,239 --> 00:54:58,000
Speaker 1: I asked him a million times if he's cheating, and

845
00:54:58,080 --> 00:55:00,360
Speaker 1: he had a smirk on his face and said no.

846
00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:03,759
Speaker 1: What if he lied about having ed and he has

847
00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:06,440
Speaker 1: a mistress? Should I confess to see if he will?

848
00:55:06,560 --> 00:55:12,320
Speaker 1: Please advise? What do you want us to advise you on? Really,

849
00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:15,839
Speaker 1: I really don't think you want an answer. I don't

850
00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:19,360
Speaker 1: think you care. I just think you're enjoying your cheating

851
00:55:19,400 --> 00:55:22,680
Speaker 1: life so much right now. You haven't cared about your

852
00:55:22,719 --> 00:55:25,240
Speaker 1: husband or what he's doing for the last five years.

853
00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:29,160
Speaker 1: What's changed the fact that he might be cheating too

854
00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:33,040
Speaker 1: mm and the fact that he didn't give you any problem,

855
00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:37,000
Speaker 1: any clapback when you said you might want a divorce, Well,

856
00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:40,520
Speaker 1: isn't that interesting? I think, my honest opinion is that

857
00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:42,759
Speaker 1: you don't give a darn one way or the other.

858
00:55:43,480 --> 00:55:46,439
Speaker 1: You tried to test the waters on divorce, as you say,

859
00:55:46,560 --> 00:55:51,879
Speaker 1: and found out that your husband like cool, just be respectful,

860
00:55:52,560 --> 00:55:57,200
Speaker 1: not a problem. Who does that anyway? Play with divorce

861
00:55:57,360 --> 00:55:59,319
Speaker 1: like that? I mean, you've been cheating on him with

862
00:55:59,480 --> 00:56:02,120
Speaker 1: not one but two men. But you say you're not

863
00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:04,920
Speaker 1: sleeping around. How could you even put that line in

864
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:08,840
Speaker 1: this letter? You're not sleeping around, That's exactly what you're doing.

865
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:12,480
Speaker 1: What do you think sleeping around is? It's not okay

866
00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:15,880
Speaker 1: and what you're doing is strifling. And now you're feeling

867
00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:18,040
Speaker 1: some kind of way because your husband didn't put up

868
00:56:18,040 --> 00:56:21,239
Speaker 1: a fight. You need to deport him because you don't

869
00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:23,960
Speaker 1: love him. And you said in the letter you're addicted

870
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:27,160
Speaker 1: to the thrill of an affair and all of that,

871
00:56:27,560 --> 00:56:30,279
Speaker 1: and your husband doesn't excite you anymore. What are you

872
00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:32,680
Speaker 1: holding on for? I just think you should go ahead

873
00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:35,360
Speaker 1: put each other out of your misery. That way you

874
00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:38,280
Speaker 1: can cheat freely, and maybe your husband can be happy

875
00:56:38,320 --> 00:56:44,520
Speaker 1: with someone else, because it's certainly not you. Steve. Oh, again,

876
00:56:45,080 --> 00:56:47,880
Speaker 1: we're at one of these letters. The subject is one husband.

877
00:56:47,920 --> 00:56:52,560
Speaker 1: Three men were at this letter where I really and

878
00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:55,759
Speaker 1: I could tell by Shirley's response, And I'm just gonna

879
00:56:55,760 --> 00:57:03,840
Speaker 1: speak freely for Shirley. We really don't give oh damn

880
00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:11,440
Speaker 1: about you your problem this letter? The outcome what you

881
00:57:11,480 --> 00:57:13,480
Speaker 1: want us to like? Shirley said, what do you want

882
00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:17,000
Speaker 1: us to tell you? What? You're just so full of

883
00:57:17,480 --> 00:57:20,640
Speaker 1: you've been married twelve years, you cheated on your husband

884
00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:26,080
Speaker 1: the past five already. Don't nobody like you that's listening

885
00:57:26,160 --> 00:57:28,600
Speaker 1: to the show right now. So let's just be clear

886
00:57:28,640 --> 00:57:32,240
Speaker 1: about that. My husband is a bit older than I am,

887
00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:34,760
Speaker 1: and he can't always satisfy me like he used to,

888
00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:37,640
Speaker 1: so I got addicted to stepping out on him. This

889
00:57:37,840 --> 00:57:44,040
Speaker 1: women sitting the pig going trick sit show behind some

890
00:57:44,680 --> 00:57:48,320
Speaker 1: damn whever. But oh no, the thrill of the fans

891
00:57:48,320 --> 00:57:50,720
Speaker 1: what excited me at first, But then I realized my

892
00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:56,440
Speaker 1: husband no longer cared. It became a part of my lifestyle.

893
00:57:57,600 --> 00:58:00,400
Speaker 1: I just turned forty five, and he I think I'm

894
00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:03,479
Speaker 1: going through a midlife Christis because one man isn't enough

895
00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:07,160
Speaker 1: and I like them young. I'm not sleeping around, though,

896
00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:10,000
Speaker 1: I have two consistent men on the side that I

897
00:58:10,080 --> 00:58:17,040
Speaker 1: have sex with. She didn't even read her old letter up,

898
00:58:18,920 --> 00:58:21,960
Speaker 1: Shirley said when she responded to this, How could you

899
00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:30,280
Speaker 1: even put this in the same sentence. I have two men,

900
00:58:31,520 --> 00:58:34,960
Speaker 1: consistent men on the side that I have sex with. Me,

901
00:58:36,200 --> 00:58:44,400
Speaker 1: I'm not sleeping around. Well, I'm so confused now, because see,

902
00:58:44,440 --> 00:58:48,240
Speaker 1: it's gonna be hard for us to help you because

903
00:58:49,240 --> 00:58:53,640
Speaker 1: you don't. You don't think there's a problem. You just

904
00:58:53,720 --> 00:58:57,400
Speaker 1: said you're not sleeping around. But you have three men,

905
00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:02,960
Speaker 1: and you haven't consistent sex with two of them, and

906
00:59:03,080 --> 00:59:06,960
Speaker 1: if your husband could perform, that would be three. But

907
00:59:07,120 --> 00:59:11,520
Speaker 1: you say you're not sleeping around, Well, what is you doing? What?

908
00:59:13,320 --> 00:59:18,320
Speaker 1: What is it? What's what's happening? You know, y'all have

909
00:59:18,480 --> 00:59:24,840
Speaker 1: redefined everything. Hold on, hold on, We'll have part two

910
00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:27,720
Speaker 1: of Steve's responds coming up at twenty three minutes after

911
00:59:27,760 --> 00:59:31,880
Speaker 1: the hour. Today's strawberry Letters, subject one husband, three men.

912
00:59:32,280 --> 00:59:35,400
Speaker 1: We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening

913
00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:39,280
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, come on, Steve, let's

914
00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:43,720
Speaker 1: recap today's beautiful strawberry letter and finish up with your

915
00:59:43,720 --> 00:59:48,040
Speaker 1: response the subject my husband through one husband, three men.

916
00:59:49,440 --> 00:59:52,000
Speaker 1: Don't nobody give a damn about this lady in this letter,

917
00:59:52,080 --> 00:59:54,880
Speaker 1: she's been married twelve years, been cheating on her husband

918
00:59:54,920 --> 00:59:57,760
Speaker 1: for five of the years because he's older than hun

919
00:59:57,920 --> 01:00:01,120
Speaker 1: he can't satisfy her like you too. At the end

920
01:00:01,120 --> 01:00:04,800
Speaker 1: of the letter, she says is that he's has he

921
01:00:04,880 --> 01:00:09,720
Speaker 1: lied about having ed erectile dysfunction. So you got addicted

922
01:00:09,760 --> 01:00:11,840
Speaker 1: to stepping out on him. The thrill of the firs

923
01:00:11,920 --> 01:00:14,600
Speaker 1: what excited you and you made it a part of

924
01:00:14,600 --> 01:00:17,600
Speaker 1: your lifestyle when you find out your husband didn't care.

925
01:00:18,080 --> 01:00:20,520
Speaker 1: I turned forty five, and I think I'm going through

926
01:00:20,560 --> 01:00:23,960
Speaker 1: midlife crisis because one man isn't enough and I like

927
01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:27,439
Speaker 1: him young. I'm not sleeping around though. I'd have two

928
01:00:27,520 --> 01:00:29,960
Speaker 1: consistent men on the side that I have sex with,

929
01:00:30,720 --> 01:00:33,800
Speaker 1: But you're not sleeping round? What is? What is this?

930
01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:38,760
Speaker 1: What is this? You know? I'm sick of y'all new

931
01:00:38,880 --> 01:00:45,800
Speaker 1: people always redefining some what y'all doing. Now you got

932
01:00:45,800 --> 01:00:49,640
Speaker 1: a husband, you got two consistent men, one thirty five,

933
01:00:49,880 --> 01:00:52,320
Speaker 1: thirty nine the other one twenty nine, and you had

934
01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:58,040
Speaker 1: consistent sexuality, but you're not sleeping round? Is this? Is

935
01:00:58,120 --> 01:01:04,000
Speaker 1: this called and entanglement? Is that what this is? I'm

936
01:01:04,080 --> 01:01:08,720
Speaker 1: trying to understand what it is because y'all keep redefying

937
01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:11,880
Speaker 1: this stuff that's been the same for a long time.

938
01:01:12,360 --> 01:01:17,600
Speaker 1: Y'all stupid, and I'm sicking this stupid ass letter. I

939
01:01:17,640 --> 01:01:21,200
Speaker 1: don't want any parts of an older man anymore. So

940
01:01:21,280 --> 01:01:23,520
Speaker 1: one of my side me and is thirty five, and

941
01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:26,080
Speaker 1: the other than is twenty nine, and he's my half style.

942
01:01:26,120 --> 01:01:29,440
Speaker 1: Its the thirty five year old just got married and

943
01:01:29,560 --> 01:01:32,680
Speaker 1: his wife is bipolar and won't take her medicine, so

944
01:01:32,800 --> 01:01:35,320
Speaker 1: he wasn't getting any sex at home. Well, what he's

945
01:01:35,320 --> 01:01:39,920
Speaker 1: just married for? She just become by polar So now

946
01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:41,880
Speaker 1: what he's married for? And now he's telling you she

947
01:01:41,920 --> 01:01:44,360
Speaker 1: won't take a man, so they ain't having sex? What?

948
01:01:44,960 --> 01:01:48,560
Speaker 1: And they just got married, lady, y'all you kidding me?

949
01:01:48,960 --> 01:01:52,400
Speaker 1: Y'all be stupid? So now and then the twenty nine

950
01:01:52,480 --> 01:01:56,040
Speaker 1: year old is my baby, and he's very special because

951
01:01:56,080 --> 01:01:58,440
Speaker 1: I've taught him a lot. I taught him how that

952
01:01:58,680 --> 01:02:01,480
Speaker 1: has saved money, I could create this place, and how

953
01:02:01,520 --> 01:02:04,880
Speaker 1: to properly make love to a grown woman. He's the

954
01:02:04,920 --> 01:02:09,240
Speaker 1: one fall falling for me, and I'm very fond of him.

955
01:02:09,360 --> 01:02:12,480
Speaker 1: But if I got divorced, he wouldn't be my first choice.

956
01:02:12,640 --> 01:02:17,040
Speaker 1: The thirty five year old, all right, let me, let me,

957
01:02:17,360 --> 01:02:19,200
Speaker 1: let me walk this back for you, trying to make

958
01:02:19,240 --> 01:02:23,000
Speaker 1: some sense of your old ass. You forty five. Don't

959
01:02:23,040 --> 01:02:26,400
Speaker 1: neither one of them men, won't you. The twenty nine

960
01:02:26,480 --> 01:02:28,800
Speaker 1: year old is falling for you because you can do

961
01:02:28,880 --> 01:02:32,280
Speaker 1: some things and teach him something. As soon as he

962
01:02:32,360 --> 01:02:34,680
Speaker 1: gets good at how to make love and take care

963
01:02:34,680 --> 01:02:37,920
Speaker 1: of an older woman. And once he get his house decorated,

964
01:02:38,280 --> 01:02:40,240
Speaker 1: and he gonna go get him a young chick to

965
01:02:40,280 --> 01:02:42,640
Speaker 1: put in there. And it ain't fitting to be you,

966
01:02:43,440 --> 01:02:45,520
Speaker 1: the thirty five year old, not fit to leave his

967
01:02:45,640 --> 01:02:50,760
Speaker 1: bipolar ass wife because she ain't bipolar. They just gotten

968
01:02:50,760 --> 01:02:55,840
Speaker 1: married and they having sex, unlike you think, ain't neither

969
01:02:55,840 --> 01:02:59,800
Speaker 1: one of them won't set and don't you know that

970
01:02:59,840 --> 01:03:04,400
Speaker 1: both of them know you married? So now, I've never

971
01:03:04,520 --> 01:03:09,560
Speaker 1: met a guy that took a married woman that he

972
01:03:09,680 --> 01:03:12,640
Speaker 1: was the siding piece of I haven't met him yet

973
01:03:13,400 --> 01:03:17,800
Speaker 1: and made her his wife. I haven't met him. I'm

974
01:03:17,880 --> 01:03:22,600
Speaker 1: sure they're out there and there are some stories. But Tommy,

975
01:03:22,640 --> 01:03:24,960
Speaker 1: have you met one of your boys that's done this

976
01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:28,640
Speaker 1: one yet? Junior? You knowing it your partners to pull

977
01:03:28,720 --> 01:03:32,000
Speaker 1: this off. I got a lot of homeless man. I'm

978
01:03:32,040 --> 01:03:35,280
Speaker 1: sixty five. I know a lot of dudes. Man. I

979
01:03:35,320 --> 01:03:38,240
Speaker 1: don't know no dude that din't done this though. I

980
01:03:38,280 --> 01:03:41,280
Speaker 1: don't know who you think you are, but they ain't. No,

981
01:03:41,360 --> 01:03:44,360
Speaker 1: I don't know no dude didn't pull this move on.

982
01:03:46,160 --> 01:03:48,320
Speaker 1: So I thought I would shake things up and tell

983
01:03:48,400 --> 01:03:50,800
Speaker 1: my husband I'm not happy. We might need to get

984
01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:54,360
Speaker 1: it the boys. He said, he's no fool and can

985
01:03:54,360 --> 01:03:56,600
Speaker 1: tell you that you're getting sex EXU. So he just

986
01:03:56,720 --> 01:03:58,600
Speaker 1: like for you to be respectful if I'm gonna do

987
01:03:58,640 --> 01:04:01,360
Speaker 1: it and not let anybody know what going on. That

988
01:04:01,400 --> 01:04:03,840
Speaker 1: made me suspect, and now I think he might be

989
01:04:03,920 --> 01:04:07,120
Speaker 1: messing around on me. And if he is, so what

990
01:04:08,240 --> 01:04:11,800
Speaker 1: you got two other men that you're consistently having sex

991
01:04:11,840 --> 01:04:15,680
Speaker 1: with that you say you're not sleeping round? So I

992
01:04:15,720 --> 01:04:21,160
Speaker 1: don't even understand what the suspicion is about. I've asked

993
01:04:21,200 --> 01:04:23,760
Speaker 1: him a million times if he's cheating, and he had

994
01:04:23,760 --> 01:04:27,640
Speaker 1: a smirk on his face and said no. Now, how

995
01:04:27,840 --> 01:04:31,960
Speaker 1: stupid you are, which makes the letter super stupid. What

996
01:04:32,080 --> 01:04:36,760
Speaker 1: if he lied about having ed and has a mistress?

997
01:04:37,880 --> 01:04:41,320
Speaker 1: Should I could infest to see if he will? Who?

998
01:04:41,720 --> 01:04:48,960
Speaker 1: You stupid? You so stupid lady. A lot of stupid

999
01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:50,840
Speaker 1: stuff in this letter, but it ain't gonna be that

1000
01:04:50,920 --> 01:04:54,120
Speaker 1: one though. I can tell you that right now. Ain't

1001
01:04:54,160 --> 01:05:00,280
Speaker 1: no way he confess fool at met to something that

1002
01:05:00,400 --> 01:05:05,080
Speaker 1: he's not even been busted or accused up on. Stop

1003
01:05:05,480 --> 01:05:10,240
Speaker 1: now that's stupid, girls. Stop. Thanks Steve hit us up

1004
01:05:10,280 --> 01:05:13,960
Speaker 1: on Instagram at Steve Harvey sm to coming on today's

1005
01:05:13,960 --> 01:05:16,200
Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter. You can also check out the Strawberry Letter

1006
01:05:16,280 --> 01:05:19,320
Speaker 1: podcast on Demando. Coming up next, it is Sports Talk

1007
01:05:19,360 --> 01:05:24,280
Speaker 1: with Junior. Right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

1008
01:05:24,840 --> 01:05:26,800
Speaker 1: All right, here we go, It is time for Sports

1009
01:05:26,800 --> 01:05:33,160
Speaker 1: Talk with Junior. What you got, Junior, it's set the set? Man,

1010
01:05:33,240 --> 01:05:38,080
Speaker 1: what a championship Sunday? We didn't add my gosh. I

1011
01:05:38,160 --> 01:05:42,040
Speaker 1: want to say congratulations to the sinsing name of Cincinnati Bagels.

1012
01:05:42,080 --> 01:05:46,480
Speaker 1: First man, did you believe this? Up? Man? Congratulations to

1013
01:05:46,640 --> 01:05:51,840
Speaker 1: my boys down in Cincinnati. Ricky Spade, Curry Spade. I

1014
01:05:51,920 --> 01:05:55,160
Speaker 1: gave him the name Spade and seventy four got in

1015
01:05:55,200 --> 01:05:57,440
Speaker 1: two fights about it, told me not to call him

1016
01:05:57,440 --> 01:05:59,200
Speaker 1: that in front of no girl. As soon as they

1017
01:05:59,240 --> 01:06:03,640
Speaker 1: walked up on his ass, Spade again, it stuck. He's

1018
01:06:03,680 --> 01:06:10,240
Speaker 1: a legendary que also marvelous Marvin harton greatest players I

1019
01:06:10,320 --> 01:06:15,960
Speaker 1: Ever saw? And also Leon from the Dirty Folk. My

1020
01:06:16,080 --> 01:06:20,320
Speaker 1: sayans uh brutus and all the boys in southern Ohio.

1021
01:06:20,440 --> 01:06:25,439
Speaker 1: Congratulations Cincinnati Bengals. We was texting through the whole game. Yeah,

1022
01:06:25,440 --> 01:06:29,880
Speaker 1: the whole game. The comments was hysterical. Congratulations to the

1023
01:06:30,080 --> 01:06:33,360
Speaker 1: damn bingals ball. One of them Ohio teams got in

1024
01:06:33,840 --> 01:06:37,800
Speaker 1: and over time twenty seven and twenty four over the Chief. Man,

1025
01:06:37,800 --> 01:06:40,760
Speaker 1: I could believe I was pulling for Kansas City, Man,

1026
01:06:40,840 --> 01:06:44,120
Speaker 1: I was pulling for my homes. I can't believe even

1027
01:06:44,280 --> 01:06:47,240
Speaker 1: Dave showed up and worked today. I thought Dave would

1028
01:06:47,280 --> 01:06:49,720
Speaker 1: be somewhere. We had to have a something, just well,

1029
01:06:49,840 --> 01:06:51,640
Speaker 1: Dave would be all right, I'm from Cleveland. I don't

1030
01:06:51,680 --> 01:06:55,360
Speaker 1: feel nothing for Dave this moment. He can't at least

1031
01:06:55,400 --> 01:06:57,080
Speaker 1: he was in it. Now I ain't. I don't give

1032
01:06:57,080 --> 01:07:00,880
Speaker 1: a damn hot day. Feel a day Nanna nine nine

1033
01:07:00,920 --> 01:07:04,040
Speaker 1: if you ask me. And I'd like to say congratulation

1034
01:07:04,120 --> 01:07:08,000
Speaker 1: to the Natty boys again pulling for him and also

1035
01:07:09,120 --> 01:07:13,680
Speaker 1: in the first half on the Tech Speed, I predicted

1036
01:07:14,640 --> 01:07:19,840
Speaker 1: Cincinnati by three on a game ending field goal. Man.

1037
01:07:20,680 --> 01:07:24,080
Speaker 1: And I want to say congratulations to the Los Angeles

1038
01:07:24,240 --> 01:07:27,680
Speaker 1: Rams as they beat the forty nine as twitter to seventeen.

1039
01:07:27,880 --> 01:07:31,760
Speaker 1: They will be playing at home in their stadium for

1040
01:07:31,840 --> 01:07:34,760
Speaker 1: the second time in NFL history, the home team will

1041
01:07:34,760 --> 01:07:38,160
Speaker 1: be playing in they All stadium. That was a game.

1042
01:07:38,640 --> 01:07:42,320
Speaker 1: That was a game. That was the game. Oh man,

1043
01:07:42,680 --> 01:07:46,360
Speaker 1: all right, junior, thank you coming up next more of

1044
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Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show at the top of the

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Speaker 1: hour right after this. You're listening show, all right, Junior,

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Speaker 1: So now you have a question for Steve. What is

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Speaker 1: your question? Yeah, you know, let me ask you something.

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Speaker 1: And I mean, and this is about your nephew. And

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Speaker 1: I really want to just get that away because I

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Speaker 1: heard some earlier in the show. Day. I just want

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Speaker 1: to know how this popp Now, Tommy just said he

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Speaker 1: bathed three times a day. Because we had a story

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Speaker 1: with the man from nineteen fifty five. He is a

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Speaker 1: very clean person. You can't, all right, but you made

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Speaker 1: a statement. You made a statement too. Um, yeah, you

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Speaker 1: can't be friends with somebody that bathe three times a day? No,

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Speaker 1: could you explain why that? First of all, it's gonna

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Speaker 1: interfere with our friendship. Me. Well, the fact that you

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Speaker 1: got the bathe three times a day. Me and my partners,

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Speaker 1: we do stuff like spirit of moment. Hey man, we're

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Speaker 1: finn to go down here, y'all want to just meet

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Speaker 1: up down here. Yeah, we do stuff like that, And

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Speaker 1: we got to wait on you the bathe. See We're

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Speaker 1: not we see see see We're not going to keep

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Speaker 1: calling in because you got to bathe three times a day.

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Speaker 1: You gotta work that in between your radio show, your

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Speaker 1: TV show, your touring career. Yeah, you are father and

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Speaker 1: a husband, a right going to Jordan's games and all

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Speaker 1: this hell cleaned up, you know why? And three three

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Speaker 1: baths its not it's not even necessary. It's really not tall.

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Speaker 1: It's really really not. And for you to sit up

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Speaker 1: in this TV on this radio show and tell people

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Speaker 1: that's what you do three times a day, I find

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Speaker 1: why would I show up at my son game funky

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Speaker 1: is hell? Why would I do that? Why wouldn't I

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Speaker 1: take a bath? But see, unless you have a gland

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Speaker 1: problem from the time you shower at five in the

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Speaker 1: morning and you need another one at eleven because you've

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Speaker 1: been up sitting up talking on the radio, then you

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Speaker 1: got you need to go to the doctor man and

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Speaker 1: get that problem. You need it. You needed some seal

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Speaker 1: or something. Hey, hey, do hear what you need to do?

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Speaker 1: You need to stop using deodor and it start using

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Speaker 1: Thompson's deck sealer. You need to start. You need to

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Speaker 1: start putting primer and sealer on your funking ass. If

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Speaker 1: you stump from just doing this radio shot, you got

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Speaker 1: the deodor. Name what you need, and I'm telling you

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Speaker 1: that hold deepot got it, lows got it, baars, got

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Speaker 1: it out now. But Thompson S Thompson's Thompson water sealer

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Speaker 1: for dicks is what you need. Let's go down the

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Speaker 1: timeline here. So what time of the day are you

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Speaker 1: taking all these showers? Because I think that Okay, so

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Speaker 1: in the morning when you wake up, Yeah, before we

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Speaker 1: do the show, I take a shout and it helps

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Speaker 1: you wake you up anyway. Yeah, absolutely, all right. Now

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Speaker 1: when I get through, I come straight in here, go ahead, Okay,

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Speaker 1: time for that. Man. I wish the hell I would take.

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Speaker 1: I'm so glad we're not in the same room because

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Speaker 1: I'm to take all that you just he's just in there. See.

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Speaker 1: What I don't like is I don't like all day

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Speaker 1: Like I don't like you smelling like all day. That

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Speaker 1: bothers me. Right there? You all day? You ain't bathe

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Speaker 1: all day. I'm not laying around next to your ass.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna prost this big ass platform. We're doing a

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Speaker 1: radio show. Okay, okay, that a pillar. Laying my face

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Speaker 1: right next to your ass. I probably want you to

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Speaker 1: do a little bit more. But I'm across this desk

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Speaker 1: and then you're glad. We zoom and now you don't

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Speaker 1: time like I came to work in this radio show

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Speaker 1: and didn't take no bad for I came in there. Man,

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Speaker 1: you never had no problem out of me. Okay, So

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Speaker 1: hang on, hang on, bath in the morning, okay, Serley.

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Speaker 1: So I go to this gym. When I lead a gym,

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Speaker 1: no shower okay. Now late on you you go to bed.

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Speaker 1: I want me a bad I want no shower. Okay.

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Speaker 1: So that's drinking out here. Work out everything, showering at hell.

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Speaker 1: Workout every day, Shirley. We need to st every day.

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Speaker 1: He's gonna work out every day, Shirley. You're a funky uncle.

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Speaker 1: Was a funky uncle. We gotta go. We'll be back.

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Speaker 1: We'll be back with to wash this ignorant show. Twenty

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Speaker 1: minutes after Wright, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: In a recent Food and Relationship Paul, the majority of

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Speaker 1: Americans say that making a good meal for their partner

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Speaker 1: in the kitchen is more intimate to them than having sex.

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Speaker 1: Eighty percent believe good food is the most sure fire

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Speaker 1: way to someone's heart, and forty three percent said they've

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Speaker 1: ended relationships because their partner was a bad cook. Well,

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Speaker 1: my question is who they polling? This is a relationship

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Speaker 1: majority of Americans. All right, no, no, they asked us.

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Speaker 1: I can't be with nobody that can't cook, because one

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Speaker 1: thing we're gonna have to do is eat. Yeah, contrary

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Speaker 1: to what you guys think, I do cook. No, no,

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Speaker 1: we said, can cook. I can No. No, Shelly can

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Speaker 1: means the ability to cook flavor for the delicious dishes.

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Speaker 1: The fact that you can go in there and turn

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Speaker 1: on applieses and and and he grease and melt butter.

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Speaker 1: It's don't really baill water on me. Now that that

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Speaker 1: don't qualify. Didn't you bail a turkey one time? Did

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Speaker 1: you ba turkey? No? I didn't boil it. However, what whoa?

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Speaker 1: This is gonna be good. He loves what he likes eggs.

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Speaker 1: He loves eggs, and eggs is one of my favorite

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Speaker 1: dishes in the morning, eggs. I can eat an egg

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Speaker 1: anytime of the day. I don't like it, they told me.

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Speaker 1: But so I'm doing the doctor. He said, you're gonna

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Speaker 1: have stay off dairy. I said, okay, cool, there's no problem.

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Speaker 1: He's saying eggs. I said, that's not gonna happen, sir,

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Speaker 1: I say, I'm not. I'm not giving up egg and

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Speaker 1: egg is not dairy eggs is poultry? All right? Coming

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Speaker 1: up with thirty three minutes after the hour, we'll do

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Speaker 1: a round of would you rather with the guys right

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Speaker 1: after this you're listening to show? All right, guys, it

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Speaker 1: is time for a round of would you rather? Here

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Speaker 1: we go? Would you rather watch Jimmy Walker's commercial for

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Speaker 1: forty eight hours? Is brand new commercial? The insury commercial?

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Speaker 1: Money money? Or would you rather watch paint dry on

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Speaker 1: a house for three days? I'm sitting look at it.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna watch his paint. You're gonna watch the paints? Right?

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Speaker 1: You don't want to watch Jimmy Walker's commercial. No, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna watch this paint dry because at least I can

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Speaker 1: think about some other stuff you're doing it. That commercial

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Speaker 1: is painful. It's painful. Yeah, it is money. I thought

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Speaker 1: he didn't like to say, Dino Mike no more. I

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Speaker 1: thought he didn't. Yeah, yeah he did say that a commercial.

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Speaker 1: I don't even remember. Yeah, here we go? Would you

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Speaker 1: rather give up sex for ninety days or give up

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Speaker 1: talking for ninety days as we're doing it. It It ain't talking.

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Speaker 1: That's even better. Now I'm gonna give up sex for

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Speaker 1: ninety days, No, don't, I can't. You know, let me.

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Speaker 1: You don't em understand what can go wrong in my

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Speaker 1: life If I can't talk the whole I can go

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Speaker 1: wrong though. But Steve, that's three whole months of no sex. Huh,

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Speaker 1: that's a lot. Let me explain something, y'all. See, I

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Speaker 1: haven't talked to a human being for two weeks before

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Speaker 1: when I was homeless. One time, I remember going a

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Speaker 1: two week period without talking to a person, and that

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Speaker 1: that ain't dad, ain't good man? Two weeks without talking?

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Speaker 1: Do you know what that is? Socially mentally? Y'all don't

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Speaker 1: understand how how necessary talking is. Ninety days without talking? Bro?

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Speaker 1: Do you know the stuff that go wrong in your life?

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Speaker 1: You can't with no sex though? That's unbelievable, that's unbearable.

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Speaker 1: You would do that better, Get somewhere by yourself and

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Speaker 1: work through somethings. No sex, no sex period, even even

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Speaker 1: about yourself. Right, I'll tell you what you got you.

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Speaker 1: I cannot go ninety days without talking. You cannot do that, dog,

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Speaker 1: trust and believe? Man, what can I talk to me?

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Speaker 1: That's why your answers in the trouble you at all? Right,

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Speaker 1: here we go. Would would you rather retire now and

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Speaker 1: get fifty million dollars? Would you rather work ten more

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Speaker 1: years and get one billion dollars? Now? Ten and a billion?

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Speaker 1: Y'all don't understand that's one hundred million a year. What

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Speaker 1: is y'all talking about? To work? I'm gonna get that

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Speaker 1: fifty How soon am I gonna get that? All right?

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Speaker 1: All right? Fifty million and you out now or ten

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Speaker 1: years and you get a billion. I'm gonna take that

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Speaker 1: fifty right, Okay? All right? This is debatable. All right?

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Speaker 1: Coming up our last break of the day, and of

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Speaker 1: course we'll have some closing remarks from the one and

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Speaker 1: only Steve Harvey right after this. You're listening to Morning show.

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Speaker 1: All right, Here we are, guys, our last break of

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Speaker 1: the day on this Monday. It's been a good Monday. Man,

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Speaker 1: had some fun. Yeah, y'all be grateful this crazy show.

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Speaker 1: Believe that. All right, So Steve, the guys ask you

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Speaker 1: a question. I want to ask you a question from

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Speaker 1: a male perspective that has to do with women, because

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Speaker 1: you're so good in this area. Okay, this is from

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Speaker 1: a man's perspective. Here's my question, what is the best

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Speaker 1: way or a woman to attract a man? Simple question,

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Speaker 1: But I just want to know. Should we snatch our waist,

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Speaker 1: get bigger body parts? Like what a lot of women do.

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Speaker 1: We're a lot of makeup. I mean, what is it?

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Speaker 1: You know? Well, you know if you look, a lot

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Speaker 1: of that isn't working. If that's what they want to do, well,

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Speaker 1: but I'm saying if you look at Instagram, a lot

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Speaker 1: of it isn't working. They just snatched their waist. They

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Speaker 1: didn't got head down and they asked. They didn't. They

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Speaker 1: didn't got the boobs, they didn't got the booties, they didn't,

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Speaker 1: they didn't got all that. But they still on Instagram

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Speaker 1: advertising it. They still ain't got no families, They still

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Speaker 1: ain't got no no man in their dreams. They steal

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Speaker 1: posting their own self. It's not working. It's the look

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Speaker 1: of today. But the ultimate, the ultimate way for a

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Speaker 1: woman to attract a man. It's the first of all,

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Speaker 1: you got to stop the emphasis of trying to attract

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Speaker 1: a man, because of all you're trying to do is

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Speaker 1: attract a man. Then go only get yourself that pony

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Speaker 1: hair down to your ass. Go on and get your

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Speaker 1: booty put on. Get you some butt pads, put it

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Speaker 1: in your drawers, you know, get you some of some

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Speaker 1: of them suits that they put on, the just skin

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Speaker 1: tight suits, and put some heels on, and get you

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Speaker 1: some lashes, and you and you, and you've attracted a man.

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Speaker 1: The goal has to be changed and the perspect uptive

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Speaker 1: has to be changed to produce a different outcome. So

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Speaker 1: what a woman is really trying to do, You're trying

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Speaker 1: to attract the man that's for you. The only way

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Speaker 1: to attract the best man for you is to be

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Speaker 1: the best woman for you. That's how you attract a man.

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now. A man is looking for

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Speaker 1: a woman who has the ability to care for him

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Speaker 1: and what he is about and what his life is about.

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Speaker 1: But we can only recognize that if we see you

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Speaker 1: caring about yourself and your life and what you're about,

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Speaker 1: and we want that that you possess for yourself to

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Speaker 1: be applied to us. That's really the deal. Man. So, like,

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Speaker 1: if you're a woman and you're being the best woman

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Speaker 1: you can be for you, you've done the best you

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Speaker 1: can do with your career. You've done the best you

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Speaker 1: can do with your education. That that's necessary. I'm just saying,

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Speaker 1: whatever it is, you've done the best. You do the

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Speaker 1: best you can with your appearance. You do the best

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Speaker 1: you can raising your kids. You be the best person

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Speaker 1: you can. You live in your best life at your

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01:21:12,600 --> 01:21:15,479
Speaker 1: church or your mosk, or your synagogue or wherever you worship.

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Speaker 1: If you're being the best in those areas of your life,

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Speaker 1: the law of attraction is real. You will attract the

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Speaker 1: best man that's attracted to that life. If you just

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Speaker 1: want a man to look at you and go all Google,

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01:21:32,600 --> 01:21:37,200
Speaker 1: got got wild wild look at huh? Get your ass

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01:21:37,200 --> 01:21:41,040
Speaker 1: some four inch heels, get your ass, some hair, some lashes,

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Speaker 1: Get your makeup artist and get you one of them

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01:21:43,360 --> 01:21:46,599
Speaker 1: suits this body tight and put it on and take

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Speaker 1: some pictures and get you a bag and post it

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Speaker 1: on Instagram and watch the likes and the comments come in.

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Speaker 1: And people sliding your dms. Women do that all the time.

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Speaker 1: And they got men sliding in their dms all the time.

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Speaker 1: Ain't none of them coming up with Jack Potte because

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Speaker 1: they've forgotten how it really works. But what women don't

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Speaker 1: understand is me, and ain't forgot how it really works.

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Speaker 1: Because when we are looking for the one, we still

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Speaker 1: want to be able to take you and introduce you

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Speaker 1: to our MoMA. That's still important to a guy. When

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Speaker 1: a guy that got serious and trying to buckle it down, man,

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Speaker 1: I got to introduce her to my mama. Do you

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Speaker 1: know how many old women has said, he's never bought

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Speaker 1: a girl to this house before, He's never bought a

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Speaker 1: young lady over to this house before. You're the first woman,

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Speaker 1: a girl I've seen at this house for some holidays. See,

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Speaker 1: now you own to something because he's looking for something.

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Speaker 1: That's my best suggestion for women to get. And I

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Speaker 1: know it sounds corny, but you've got to be the

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Speaker 1: best version of yourself so you can attract the best

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Speaker 1: version to yourself. Because when a man is looking to

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Speaker 1: settle down, he wants what you do for yourself to

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Speaker 1: be able to come over here and do this for me.

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Speaker 1: That's the key. When you see women who can't ever

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Speaker 1: get nobody and ever with nobody, it's two things. Number one,

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Speaker 1: maybe they don't want to be with nobody. Now are

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Speaker 1: women who enjoy being alone. That's women who is not

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Speaker 1: marriage is not their aim being in a lone committee relationship.

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Speaker 1: Is not the aim that all people out there who

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Speaker 1: exist like that. I'm not saying that's good or bad.

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Speaker 1: That's they call. But if you want somebody, you have

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Speaker 1: to behave as though you have somebody. And to get somebody,

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Speaker 1: you can't be seen with everybody. Did you hear that?

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Speaker 1: To get somebody, you can't be seen with everybody because

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Speaker 1: you get what you you attract what you get. So

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Speaker 1: if you act like you are somebody and you have somebody,

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01:23:59,439 --> 01:24:01,560
Speaker 1: you will attract act that to you. But if you

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Speaker 1: out there with everybody and anybody, don't nobody won't that.

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01:24:06,400 --> 01:24:09,280
Speaker 1: Don't nobody won't that not permanently. You can be temporarily

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Speaker 1: I'll be one of them, but not permanently. Those are

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Speaker 1: my closing remarks today. What about surely? I hope that

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Speaker 1: answer your question. Go get your man, girl, Go get

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Speaker 1: your man, uh huh, and take out all that baby hair.

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Speaker 1: You ain't no baby for all. Steve Harvey contests no

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Speaker 1: purchase necessary void where prohibited Participants must be legal US

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Speaker 1: residents at least eighteen years old, unless otherwise stated. For

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Speaker 1: complete contest rules, visit Steve Harvey FM dot com. You're

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