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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast

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Speaker 1: Elvis Represents. Now you're saying this because I tweeted that yesterday,

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Speaker 1: or does everyone have the same thing in mind? What

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Speaker 1: I mean about Thanksgiving being next Thursday? You took a

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Speaker 1: look at my Twitter from yesterday in the afternoon, I tweeted,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, Thanksgiving. I was walking with Elvis in

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Speaker 1: the airport yesterday coming back from Florida, and I turned

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Speaker 1: to him and I said, can you believe that next

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Speaker 1: weekend is Thanksgiving? Next Thursday? And he said, shut up, no,

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Speaker 1: it's not. And I said, yes it is, and I

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Speaker 1: showed it on my phone and he's like, oh my gosh.

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Speaker 1: This year has gone so fast and normally, like I know,

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Speaker 1: I'm one of those people that likes to shop ahead

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Speaker 1: of time and get my Christmas shopping done. I have

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Speaker 1: never been so behind in my life. And it gives

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Speaker 1: me anxiety because honestly, I've got so much to do

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Speaker 1: and not enough time to do it. Because before we

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Speaker 1: before we know it, Christmas, Honnick, It's all going to

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Speaker 1: be here. And then what you know here was hashtag

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Speaker 1: Thanksgiving can't possibly be next Thursday? Oh my god, it is?

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Speaker 1: Where the hell did November go? That was from fourteen

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Speaker 1: hours ago. I'm Twitter, but you're all thinking the same

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Speaker 1: thing though that Kathleen was saying, Yeah, did you order

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Speaker 1: your turkey though your tradition? Yeah, I have a tradition

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Speaker 1: in my house, tradition your mother gets mad sometimes sometimes,

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Speaker 1: but not anymore. It happens to be the juiciest turkey

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Speaker 1: I've ever had. I don't know and beyond from my

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Speaker 1: family on Thanksgiving because I feel like I have the

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Speaker 1: shortcomings the rest of the year. So I go, I

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Speaker 1: buy this crazy, super unaffordable turkey because I think that

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Speaker 1: it's the best thing ever. And it was. It's called

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Speaker 1: an organic free range Willly bird raised in Sonoma County, California. Bird.

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Speaker 1: It's the name of the farms that it comes from.

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Speaker 1: It's very expensive, and it's pre it's pre briant, which

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Speaker 1: means day Brian it for you. So it's ready. It's

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Speaker 1: it's ready and raw. All you gotta do is take

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Speaker 1: shipment up, take ownership of it. It comes, it goes

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Speaker 1: right in the oven boom. Thanksgiving is three hours later.

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Speaker 1: I've got a question. This organic free range birds. So

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Speaker 1: this poor bird is led to believe that he's having

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Speaker 1: a great, fantastic life and he's eaten what he wants

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Speaker 1: and he's running around, he's having fun, and then they

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Speaker 1: come and take it. It's like, I wouldn't it be

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Speaker 1: better to kill a miserable turkey? It does this one

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Speaker 1: taste better than galloping through the through the plains of

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Speaker 1: California and going to one country than they work up

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Speaker 1: that muscle? Right? Actually? Get is that what I meat?

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Speaker 1: I would imagine, Well, it's naturally there's no hormones or antibiotics.

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Speaker 1: It was it was supposed to have led a better life.

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Speaker 1: I felt the free range aspect that Whole Foods always

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Speaker 1: promotes is that they weren't kept in cages and that

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Speaker 1: they weren't treated inhumanelyy is crammed in a chicken coop,

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Speaker 1: but ultimately you're brining them so well, yeah, but you

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Speaker 1: don't want the animal to have a shitty life. While

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Speaker 1: it's no, no, I'm saying that's the free range pot. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's sensible and all that stuff about that. Danielle up.

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Speaker 1: The other turkeys must just be like and are they

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Speaker 1: like the other turkeys? Not free range? Shark, he's not

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Speaker 1: good during Creek ageous you go to your parents house

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Speaker 1: every year every year. So do you never go to

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Speaker 1: your girlfriend's family's house, well, because they never have Thanksgiving

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Speaker 1: together whatever. She doesn't come to your family short holiday

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Speaker 1: because I have to leave a four o'clock to go

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Speaker 1: do my Macy's Thanksgiving Day old Square appearance. He just

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Speaker 1: don't do the holidays with each other's families. We try

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Speaker 1: and do dessert, and because she wanted to see her

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Speaker 1: parents and I want to see my parents. It's a

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Speaker 1: selfish thing for me. In my family, we do every

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Speaker 1: other I'm an only child, so we we still do

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Speaker 1: every other year. But the year that we're not doing

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Speaker 1: with my mom, she has to go to a cousin's house,

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Speaker 1: which I feel terrible about. But anyway, so on the

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Speaker 1: years that it's my wife's family, my father in law

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Speaker 1: rents out the room in this restaurant he likes a lot.

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Speaker 1: But it's the same restaurant for the past five or

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Speaker 1: six every other years. So when you said Thanksgiving sneaking

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Speaker 1: up on you from me, it's like, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: we're back in that restaurant again. Like I can still

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Speaker 1: see the pictures on the wall where you pee in

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Speaker 1: the bathroom of the little kids in the picture peeing,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh and so like wait died two years

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Speaker 1: are again, and it's a great place, great food. But

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Speaker 1: and what the pictures on the wall and the bad

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Speaker 1: Is that sort of a bummer or is that comforting?

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Speaker 1: As someone who likes things never to change, I would

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Speaker 1: think it's comforting. It's not a bummer because I love

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Speaker 1: just there's there's there's comfort, but there's also less surprise, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: for sure. And I just wish they changed the pictures

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Speaker 1: in the bathroom. I like. I like the comfort of

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Speaker 1: the sameness. I like going home, and I like seeing

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Speaker 1: my bedroom the way it was and left, and that

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Speaker 1: that's what pisces me off. I mean I get there,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I walk into my room, my old bedroom,

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Speaker 1: and all the furnitures rearranged, and I'm like, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: this isn't home. All of a sudden, I like, I

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Speaker 1: spend zero time upstairs because the whole upstairs is changed

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Speaker 1: the mirror is still on the ceiling. But let me

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Speaker 1: ask you a question. Did you expect you don't live

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Speaker 1: there anymore? You don't, How do you expectedly? Or would

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Speaker 1: you want a museum and honor review? It's another selfish thing.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I'd like to see my old wallpaper.

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Speaker 1: They actually took that downpaper. It was like little drummer

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Speaker 1: boys all through high school and stuff everything. Yeah, never

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Speaker 1: had a big boy room. To the end, I did,

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Speaker 1: do you bring girls over to your little drummer because

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Speaker 1: my brother slept in the next bed. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: yeah we shared a room. But the thing, the point

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Speaker 1: is we look at me like that. I'm just taking

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Speaker 1: your yes, she did. She was the only girl. Two

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Speaker 1: boys and a girl. So anyway, the downstairs, the regular,

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Speaker 1: that part of the house pretty much stays the same.

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Speaker 1: So there's there's a comfort in the in the familiarity

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Speaker 1: open that's home. Once I go upstairs, it's like a

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Speaker 1: foreign land. Well, my mom in the same place I

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Speaker 1: like my posters on the wall, just like kept the

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Speaker 1: put some stuff on the shelves. I took my stuff

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Speaker 1: and now the entire apartment's gone, like everything, and it

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Speaker 1: my room. You still look like because my stame furnitures there.

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Speaker 1: But there's nothing like there's just like, oh, my family

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Speaker 1: because it means that there's none of this nothing is

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Speaker 1: no mourning that my room is gone, because my room

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Speaker 1: is gone, right, but the house that you last remembered

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Speaker 1: moving out of is the one that they still have. Correct, No,

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Speaker 1: because when my partents, Yeah, so my parents got divorced

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Speaker 1: that I moved to college, so I don't really have that. Yes,

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Speaker 1: what are you guys talking about? Tons of my childhood

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Speaker 1: homes and yeah, going back, scary used to have Little

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Speaker 1: Drummer Boy a wallpaper on his as a grown up,

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Speaker 1: his parents finally changed his room and made something else.

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Speaker 1: futon lay in there and all the furnitures rearranged, and

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Speaker 1: I'm kind of upset about that. It's not your room anymore.

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Speaker 1: It's a selfish thing. I don't know. I want to

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Speaker 1: be able to go home and relive those old memories.

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Speaker 1: I kind of missed the Little Drummer Boy wallpaper. He

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Speaker 1: and his brother shared that room. Elvis knows about that.

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Speaker 1: He talked about, you don't know what you do to

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Speaker 1: your brother. You missed a golden opportunity. By the way, well,

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Speaker 1: But before this podcast that you're listening to right now,

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Speaker 1: we did about eight minutes of the fifteen minute morning

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Speaker 1: show that was so bad. Bethany said, this is the

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Speaker 1: worst podcast ever, and we stopped it in the race. No,

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Speaker 1: we each have that ability to play that card. It

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Speaker 1: Separate conversations happening at the same time. And then somebody

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Speaker 1: in this room now, Tea laughs, He's not here anymore.

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Speaker 1: Craig's he came in and he wanted to do this

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Speaker 1: A little E l O would sound great, right now,

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Speaker 1: So Bethany's about to play your card again to start.

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Speaker 1: You're going to start the podcast the last one. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: ten minutes after I moved out. They turned it into

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Speaker 1: like an official guest bedroom. Your wallpaper up there? No, no,

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Speaker 1: you you got a spring clean. I didn't have wallpaper.

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Speaker 1: You didn't have little drummer boy wall. No, I didn't.

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Speaker 1: But I feel like I missed out on that. I

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Speaker 1: Did they soak it? No? My room stayed on touched

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Speaker 1: and your mother loves you. Yeah, why wouldn't, Mater, I

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Speaker 1: could have twenty children in my family, she'd still love

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Speaker 1: me the most. So, Bethany, what about when you go home?

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Speaker 1: Is there anything from your childhood that's still waiting for

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Speaker 1: you know, we're talking about it right before you came

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Speaker 1: so then we didn't have there. We didn't really have

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Speaker 1: none of these like why did you change my room

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Speaker 1: We moved up state, like I think, I shut up.

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Speaker 1: I think I lived there for like a year and

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Speaker 1: then we doubt. But I was like getting into you know,

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Speaker 1: went off to college. First semester. He went home for Saintsgiving.

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Speaker 1: This is an awful podcast. This is the worst podcast ever.

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Speaker 1: Let's spitting a cup. Garrett just got here, all right,

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