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Speaker 2: Bray, I got a divorce.

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Speaker 1: Not only about fifty percent of Americans dream about divorce,

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Speaker 1: I did not cheat. I did not sleep with a prostitute.

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Speaker 1: I didn't do any of that. I'm just saying that

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Speaker 2: Tod did it touching themselves?

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, they don't dream about that. They

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Speaker 2: The salespeople. Yeah, I will say not to take away

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Speaker 2: from your story, guys. I don't know what you guys

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Speaker 2: even his eyes were so glossed over from sitting in

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Speaker 2: he was half asleep. He almost walked right through me.

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Speaker 2: We didn't even say hi to each other. We both

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Speaker 2: it must be brutal sitting in a cubicle, and I'll

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Speaker 1: I think staring at that computer all day does that

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Speaker 2: I mean that poor guy who'd never say we have

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Speaker 2: I ran into the bathroom. Good gosh, it looks miserable

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Speaker 1: He looked like he probably looked like he was dead

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Speaker 2: What I'm saying, Because me and him were both so tired,

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Speaker 1: Oh, because you were coming in one direction, he's coming

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Speaker 2: Dude, neither one of us said hi. Then we both

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Speaker 2: we still didn't say tye. Me and him were that

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Speaker 2: feel every every bit that he had had been all

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Speaker 1: Do you say hi to pretty much everyone in the bathroom?

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Speaker 1: Like if you're going into the bathroom or coming out

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like, you know what, we're synced up in

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Speaker 1: Man? That's funny because I was just walking out of

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Speaker 2: Get back to your story, man, I mean I took

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Speaker 1: So I decided on Monday, the sun was shining, it

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Speaker 1: you're just in and out. No way, no waight, no nothing.

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Speaker 1: want your dam Hey Tony, nice to meet you, man,

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Speaker 1: lunchbox to meet you? All right?

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Speaker 2: Cool?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Tony. H Tony. I got his sunglasses on, got

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Speaker 2: Now, you Ben, how's your sex life?

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Speaker 1: Now? I didn't ask about his sex life, didn't ask

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Speaker 1: But I'm a ten handicap. I've just gotten good. I've

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Speaker 1: No? And he didn't ask me what my handicap was.

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Speaker 1: He wasn't concerned. He just wanted to let me know

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Speaker 2: Guys, how do you know what a golfer's handicap is? Oh,

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Speaker 1: Yeah. How do you know someone that is in CrossFit?

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Speaker 1: Don't worry, they'll tell you. But I will say CrossFit

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Speaker 2: new parts? Oh really? Then everybody just escaped. It was

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Speaker 1: I haven't seen many gyms. I don't know anybody that

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Speaker 1: I thought he was gonna pull at Jordan' speeth and

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Speaker 2: You know what, I'm obsessed with? Silence, man, why don't

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Speaker 2: you shut up?

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Speaker 1: Cup, I said, I said, oh yeah, he goes. The

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Speaker 1: crazy thing about Bryson is he is so obsessed with

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Speaker 2: Do you know how much people spend in prison if

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Speaker 1: I'm about to kill you, dude.

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Speaker 2: He covered every golfer who's left Brian Harmon.

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Speaker 1: No, No, we're still on Bryson. Man. We got about

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Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, Tony, have you ever thought about being a

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Speaker 2: Because the guy I went to at Dix knew all

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I said, Bazer, we don't need the graps.

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Speaker 1: Well, Tony, the guy at the local MUNI thinks he

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Speaker 2: Oh that tells me you were going back and.

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Speaker 1: No, that was my only comment. That was my only comment.

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Speaker 2: You gotta go with Justin because sometimes he'll go two

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Speaker 1: That was a lot, man. That that was my round

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he contradicted his original statement. Exactly did you say

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Speaker 1: No, I was just like, Tony, have a great day, man.

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Speaker 2: No, Ray, I'll take it to the podcast, use it

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Speaker 1: I just said, Tony, have a great day, and I

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Speaker 2: Wait, oh, so he split.

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Speaker 2: Tony, you know the greatest thing about golfing? No, what's that? Man?

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Speaker 2: It has a beginning, a middle, and an end. I'll

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Speaker 1: I'll start the show, man, start the show. That's a

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Speaker 2: Man, I'll break it a start or just a start,

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Speaker 2: just to start. Man, Okay, I'm your I'm your producer. Man,

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Speaker 2: you're the hole.

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Speaker 1: I gotta say. I thought it was gonna be a

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Speaker 2: That was a rocket ship. Yeah. And we need to

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Speaker 2: check in with Arnold about Coachella.

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Speaker 1: I will hear all about it. Yeah, I can't wait Okay,

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Speaker 1: we'll start the show. We're gonna do it live. We

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Speaker 1: oh the one two sore losers? What up, everybody? I

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Speaker 1: am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so I'll

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Speaker 1: give you the sports facts, my sports opinions. What the hell?

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Speaker 1: What's up everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most

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Speaker 2: Oh, it says that I am from the north. I'm

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Speaker 2: Nashville with Bayser, my wife. We do have two point

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Speaker 2: Justin looks at him the electrophysiology department every day, and

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Speaker 2: I will die of a heart attack when I'm seventy

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Speaker 2: two point two coach over to you. But I'm guessing

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Speaker 2: we're gonna take a break.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I need to know if we should do the intro, Like,

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Speaker 1: the show, they just start listening and they have no idea.

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Speaker 1: We don't introduce ourselves or is it okay? And people

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Speaker 1: don't care and they don't mind that we start getting

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Speaker 1: on a topic and we just go. Then we do

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Speaker 1: the intro. I'd like you to give us some feedback.

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Speaker 1: We are the Sore Losers at gmail dot com. Hit

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Speaker 1: us on the Facebook page or or you can subscribe

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Speaker 1: to our YouTube page. Did you see the Big News

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Speaker 1: ray on YouTube? I don't know if it went down?

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Speaker 2: Did it? Oh?

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Speaker 1: We went down. We got to one thousand followers on YouTube. Dude,

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Speaker 1: the Sore Losers podcast has one thousand followers and Anni

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Speaker 1: Shiak Shack Shake was our one thousandth subscriber. One thousandth

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Speaker 1: I can't say one thousandth How do you say a

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Speaker 1: one thousand? How would you say that? You're one thousandth subscriber?

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, you sound.

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Speaker 1: I can't say it. Say it one.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna say it in three syllables, one thous.

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Speaker 1: Zen say it normal, go to break say one thousandth

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Speaker 1: one thousand.

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Speaker 2: No, because I don't want to sound like you.

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Speaker 1: No, No, I think it's impossible to say it without

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Speaker 1: sounding one thousandth I'm.

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Speaker 2: A professional announcers. One thousandth Oh, that was actually pretty good.

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Speaker 1: We'll take a break. We'll be right back.

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Speaker 2: All right. We checking with Arnold so I can get

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Speaker 2: this off my to do list.

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Speaker 1: You want to check it with Arnold right now or

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Speaker 1: do you have a segment. It's either way, man. I

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Speaker 1: got big controversy in my wife's family. Do that, dude?

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Speaker 1: When did March Madness end?

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Speaker 2: March? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so yeah, March right? M hm cool. That's great.

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Speaker 1: But here's the problem. I still am getting flack for

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Speaker 1: winning my wife's family's March Madness bracket.

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Speaker 2: To win too hard in the paint.

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Speaker 1: There seems to be some vendetta against me by my

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Speaker 1: father in law, and he is trying to get my

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Speaker 1: championship revoked. He is trying to figure out a way

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Speaker 1: to discredit my championship medal.

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Speaker 2: What says you, Phil, father in law?

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Speaker 1: So going into the championship game, I'm gonna reset it

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Speaker 1: for you. I was up by seventeen points over second

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Speaker 1: place Aunt Lisa.

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Speaker 2: Auburn got Sowdomiyes. Florida was in there with somebody Florida one.

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Speaker 1: I had Houston versus Florida in the championship and Lisa

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00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:03,840
Speaker 1: had Houston versus Florida in the championship. She had Florida winning.

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Speaker 1: I had Houston winning, and I said, okay, here we go.

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Speaker 1: Houston loses, she gets seventeen points. We are tied.

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Speaker 2: Tied.

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Speaker 1: You've never seen the tie before in a March Madness pool.

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00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:25,880
Speaker 1: But before the tournament, they said, the tiebreaker is total

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Speaker 1: combined score in the National Championship game, per the rules,

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Speaker 1: per the rule ESPN, Yahoo dot com, this'spin at. Lisa

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Speaker 1: put seventy eight to seventy two or seventy five to

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Speaker 1: seventy two. That was her final score. My final score

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Speaker 1: was sixty eight to sixty four lower. I was closer.

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Speaker 1: I was closer.

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Speaker 2: Total points, total points, Yahoo mean median in mode ray.

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Speaker 1: When you go to Yahoo dot com, guess who they

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Speaker 1: have listed in first place? Me aunt Lisa second. Who

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Speaker 1: gives a crap about the other losers underneath us? It's

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Speaker 1: all mute. I win. My father in law thinks that's

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Speaker 1: not right. How can you not pick the champion and

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Speaker 1: the person that you tied with pick the champion and

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Speaker 1: you be declared the winner.

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00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:24,800
Speaker 2: Ah, the scoring is the issue.

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Speaker 1: I said, this rules are plain and simple. They are

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Speaker 1: stated for you at the very beginning. Why punish me

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Speaker 1: for dominating the early rounds of the tournament, having such

506
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Speaker 1: a big league that she had to get the champion

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Speaker 1: just to tie me.

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Speaker 2: That's what it is. You did well early, Not so much,

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00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:44,800
Speaker 2: lay Aunt. Lisa, a late bloomer, knew the winners.

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Speaker 1: She got the winner, she got the national championship. But

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Speaker 1: I had three out of the four final fours. And

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Speaker 1: so he brings it up in the group chat and

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Speaker 1: he's like, Hey, I think I'm gonna get the trophy engraved.

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Speaker 1: Who should we put as the champion?

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Speaker 2: Being funny, I think he's got to respect you, man.

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00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:05,880
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, well, I think you're gonna put

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Speaker 1: me because I am the champion of Yahoo. And he

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Speaker 1: brings up the whole Well, I don't know, man, it

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00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:17,360
Speaker 1: seems like you, uh, it's a technicality. I'm not sure

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Speaker 1: you're really the valid winner.

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Speaker 2: What are we playing for again?

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Speaker 1: Just the name on the trophy, man. He gets it

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Speaker 1: engraved every year, sort of like the Stanley Cup.

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Speaker 2: I don't think you want to make it awkward, man,

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Speaker 2: what's the next holiday? Thank fourth of July. I think

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Speaker 2: it's just better let ant Lisa have it.

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Speaker 1: And everybody starts chiming in. They're like, no, I think

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Speaker 1: he won, and at least even chimes in I think

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Speaker 1: he won, So all right, cool, I'm win five days later?

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Speaker 1: All right, I made the appointment for the trophy to

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Speaker 1: get engraved. Are we sure we are good with him

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Speaker 1: being the champion? I know a good place Opryland.

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Speaker 2: I got father in law and my father's something about

534
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Speaker 2: my wedding. Hey, guys, you guys mean a lot in

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Speaker 2: my life engraved Boom, They added almost same, real great spot.

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Speaker 2: I can give you the name.

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Speaker 1: No, it's in Houston that he's getting it done, right,

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Speaker 1: he said, I'm taking the trophy today the appointment. Do

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Speaker 1: we need an asterisk or a? This is a controversial

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00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:18,159
Speaker 1: champion next to his name because it allowed him to

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Speaker 1: sneak in and claim the title. This is after we've

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Speaker 1: already gone through this twice.

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00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:25,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, so sorry. Does Phil is his court case? Not

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Speaker 2: as long as he used to be. What does he do?

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Speaker 1: He's got a lot of time in the group thread, Well,

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Speaker 1: he has retired. He was a lawyer for many, many years,

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Speaker 1: so he likes to argue.

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Speaker 2: I feel like he's going hard in the group text paint.

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00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:43,280
Speaker 1: Yes, and my wife's sister goes, well, I'm pretty sure

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Speaker 1: he won. But now that you've brought it up a

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Speaker 1: third time, I'm gonna do some digging. I'm gonna get

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Speaker 1: to the bottom of this. So she's gonna log into

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Speaker 1: Yahoo and try to figure it out.

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Speaker 2: I just think it's good. You guys are at least cordial.

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Speaker 2: Family messages are better than nothing.

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Speaker 1: And then he goes, every buddy's argument is due by

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00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:04,359
Speaker 1: seven pm today because that's when I drop off the trophy, okay,

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00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:08,520
Speaker 1: And I'm like, this is annoying. So then my sister

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Speaker 1: in law replies, actually, she'll had to log in and

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Speaker 1: confirm which tie breaking system she used when she set

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Speaker 1: up our pool, because I can't see those rules. I

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00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:19,720
Speaker 1: can only see the points for correct picks. But I

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00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:23,119
Speaker 1: feel very confident he won fair and square via the tiebreaker.

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Speaker 1: He predicted the score for the final game was much

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Speaker 1: closer than Aunt Lisa, and Yahoo's standing puts him in

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Speaker 1: first place Aunt Lisa in second, So there doesn't have

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Speaker 1: to be an asterisk or a question mark or oh,

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Speaker 1: this is not believable.

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Speaker 2: He won. You should have your dad chime in under

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Speaker 2: your mom's account.

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Speaker 1: Father in law goes, yeah, but I think the rule

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Speaker 1: is just wrong. One player picked a loser and the

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Speaker 1: other picked a winner and a head to head contest.

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Speaker 1: How can the one who picked a loser be the winner?

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, we have gone over this.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it. I'm gonna call him. What's his number?

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00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:02,320
Speaker 1: And then sister in law chimed in. He built up

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00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:05,360
Speaker 1: such a lead that Aunt Lisa could barely catch him.

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Speaker 1: Why would you punish him for being so good? And

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00:27:09,119 --> 00:27:12,480
Speaker 1: he said, well, if I know him, he would not

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Speaker 1: want to win this way and he couldn't sleep at

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Speaker 1: night being a technicality winner. And Aunt Lisa chimes in,

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Speaker 1: no asterisk, he won, but thanks for checking and trying

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00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:26,399
Speaker 1: to have my back. Then this is what he texts

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Speaker 1: the next day.

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Speaker 2: This can all be used in the cord of log guys.

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00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:31,520
Speaker 2: That's why I'm remaining a little silent on this one.

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00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:34,720
Speaker 1: He texted, I took it to the trophy place last

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00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:37,199
Speaker 1: night and I explained the situation to the guy that

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Speaker 1: is engraving the trophy, and he said, don't worry, he

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00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:46,040
Speaker 1: would do the right thing. What are we doing? Like,

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00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:48,920
Speaker 1: why are we taking this so freaking far?

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00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:49,600
Speaker 2: Listen?

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00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:52,160
Speaker 1: Like, I don't want to get upset about a stupid

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00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:56,240
Speaker 1: trophy and getting engraved. But am I missing something? Why

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00:27:56,359 --> 00:28:00,520
Speaker 1: is it such a deal? I won first place.

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00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:04,200
Speaker 2: They're gonna come back with the askarisk thing to be cute.

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00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:07,560
Speaker 2: It's all about family bonding. I don't think this is

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00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:09,960
Speaker 2: the hill to die of the death.

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00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:12,360
Speaker 1: No, no, this is a big deal because this trophy

601
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:14,840
Speaker 1: is so important to them. When my wife and I

602
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:17,560
Speaker 1: were dating, I was not allowed to enter their family tournament.

603
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:20,720
Speaker 1: You had to be in the family before you could play.

604
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:24,480
Speaker 1: Not dating, you had to be married in the family

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00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:26,400
Speaker 1: before you should you could play ray.

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Speaker 2: I claim that took it down.

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00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:31,200
Speaker 1: So I just cannot believe that we are doing this.

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Speaker 1: Am I missing something? Is there any way that she

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Speaker 1: should win that.

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Speaker 2: What you're explaining to me is every parent right now

611
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:42,719
Speaker 2: that's going through retirement they're lost, guys. They're trying to

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00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:46,480
Speaker 2: find something to fill that void of work, which tells

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00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:50,200
Speaker 2: me we work all our lives only to be bored

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00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:54,600
Speaker 2: af on a family group text thread. Take a step back,

615
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:57,560
Speaker 2: put your feet on the ground, and keep reaching for

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Speaker 2: the stars.

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00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:00,360
Speaker 1: So what you're saying is as a lawyer or he

618
00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:03,800
Speaker 1: was used to battling for very serious cases and he

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00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:06,959
Speaker 1: is missing the thrill of going in the courtroom and

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00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:09,360
Speaker 1: arguing in front of a judge. And so he's gonna

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Speaker 1: find something so small, so minuscule, that he's gonna fight

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Speaker 1: to the death. So his sister gets put on the

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00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,680
Speaker 1: trophy over his son in law.

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00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:21,520
Speaker 2: Would you prefer that or the ladder? What is the ladder? Hey,

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00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:24,720
Speaker 2: Aunt Martha has bunions on her feet. Here's the picture.

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00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:29,000
Speaker 2: Any doctors in this thread coach enjoy the humor of it,

627
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:31,680
Speaker 2: laugh it off. We all know you won, but I

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00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:34,320
Speaker 2: think it's coming back with multiple names and asterisks that

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00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:37,440
Speaker 2: means they love you. It's endearing, it's great and fine.

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00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:39,760
Speaker 2: This isn't what you want to die on. What you

631
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:42,720
Speaker 2: want to die on is Saturdays with the boys golfing,

632
00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:46,480
Speaker 2: Thursdays with the boys drinking at Whiskey Nickel. That's the

633
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:49,200
Speaker 2: stuff you want to really fight for. This ain't it?

634
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:51,440
Speaker 2: This ain't it. I'll hang up and listen.

635
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:55,120
Speaker 1: I understand what you're saying. But there's never been this

636
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:59,160
Speaker 1: many question marks. I've never seen like, I've never seen

637
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:02,320
Speaker 1: someone for three week keep bringing it up over and

638
00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:05,440
Speaker 1: over and over, like the family thread has moved on

639
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:08,560
Speaker 1: to something else, and he would reintroduce it, saying, hey,

640
00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:11,240
Speaker 1: are we sure we want to crown him the champion?

641
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:13,320
Speaker 1: And I told my wife on the side, and I

642
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,400
Speaker 1: almost went off on the family text.

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00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:20,440
Speaker 2: Honey, I'm gonna tell you this off thread. Yeah, no crap.

644
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:21,840
Speaker 2: You guys live in the same house together.

645
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:24,960
Speaker 1: Yes, but I told her, I said, I almost replied,

646
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,720
Speaker 1: finally said I don't know what your problem is with

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00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:29,880
Speaker 1: me right now, and I don't know why you have

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00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:34,200
Speaker 1: a vendetta against me. I am the champion. Accept it

649
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,200
Speaker 1: and move on. I don't understand the problem.

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Speaker 2: I don't mean to come off as rude, but golf family.

651
00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:43,719
Speaker 1: And she goes, this is what my wife said. She goes, Oh,

652
00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:44,720
Speaker 1: I think he's joking.

653
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,640
Speaker 2: He's joking at something. It's a commonality. You guys are

654
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:49,760
Speaker 2: just reaching for anything.

655
00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:51,840
Speaker 1: What do you mean you think he's Do you think

656
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:54,360
Speaker 1: the joke is a three week long joke, dude, it's

657
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:55,480
Speaker 1: been a month, dude.

658
00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:58,280
Speaker 2: Me Bazer, her dad and her mom had a joke

659
00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:01,440
Speaker 2: thread about Laura's golfing. Her dad saying she's not good,

660
00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:04,040
Speaker 2: me sending a video, her mom saying I can't believe

661
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:06,000
Speaker 2: she hit the ball, Me saying she's getting better, she

662
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:08,840
Speaker 2: got three outfits, she's gonna go three times. There was

663
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:12,480
Speaker 2: a commonality, so we're all on the thread. The thread

664
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:15,880
Speaker 2: has since dried up. If you have something in common

665
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:20,480
Speaker 2: with the family, enjoy the moment, savor it because guess

666
00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:25,280
Speaker 2: what in two months, Aunt Martha's got bunyans. Any thoughts

667
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:29,960
Speaker 2: on these, eh, I'm telling you it's right around the quarter.

668
00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:32,960
Speaker 1: I mean, someone, please tell me, how do I Maybe

669
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:35,560
Speaker 1: I'm missing something. I'm just and I shouldn't get this

670
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:38,960
Speaker 1: passionate about I shouldn't care. But if he said it

671
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:42,040
Speaker 1: once and moved on, cool twice, all right, cool the

672
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:44,480
Speaker 1: third time, and then actually telling the trophy guy and

673
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:46,880
Speaker 1: saying the trophy guy will handle it, I don't want

674
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:50,640
Speaker 1: some dumbass stranger deciding if my name is on the trophy,

675
00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:51,920
Speaker 1: if there's an asterisk or what.

676
00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:58,400
Speaker 2: Listen, you're on a show where it's debated dumb stuff

677
00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:02,720
Speaker 2: that nobody debates. You should be used to debating dumb things.

678
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:03,760
Speaker 1: So debate.

679
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:04,120
Speaker 2: Boy.

680
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:06,200
Speaker 1: I did debate, and I won the debate. I had

681
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:08,040
Speaker 1: everybody winning the debate, and then he brought it up

682
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:09,880
Speaker 1: again and again and again. I can't come up with

683
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:11,440
Speaker 1: a new argument every frink of time.

684
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:14,160
Speaker 2: I can't think of a new thing to say about

685
00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:14,800
Speaker 2: this argument.

686
00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:16,360
Speaker 1: We're gonna take a break and I'm gonna hear from

687
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:17,320
Speaker 1: Arnold right after this.

688
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:24,040
Speaker 2: Oh, I gotta think. Uh, this is guys back in

689
00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:26,720
Speaker 2: the show, back in studio here, sore losers. This is

690
00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:31,600
Speaker 2: the voicemail I got from Arnold, and it was I'm

691
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:36,000
Speaker 2: that cut chat. Just get him DMT with Peebs. Hey,

692
00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:41,600
Speaker 2: you guys know what Shadour's number. So that's the voicemail

693
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:46,360
Speaker 2: you left me. Okay, okay, and ned.

694
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:47,720
Speaker 1: Were you able to get him Shad's number?

695
00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:51,160
Speaker 2: Yes, So I gave Arnold Shadeur's numbers. So we thought

696
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:55,000
Speaker 2: he was still he was working up for the next event.

697
00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:56,840
Speaker 2: So we thought he had a busy last month. We

698
00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:59,360
Speaker 2: thought he was at the Final Four. He was busy.

699
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:04,200
Speaker 2: Super Bowl busy, Augusta busy, Coachella and Palm Springs, California. Busy.

700
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:04,880
Speaker 1: The Draft.

701
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:06,880
Speaker 2: He wanted to be at the draft.

702
00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:09,360
Speaker 1: Did you did he see Ashley White at the raft Draft? No,

703
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:10,640
Speaker 1: he couldn't make it.

704
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:13,000
Speaker 2: Oh wait, he wanted to be a part of the draft.

705
00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:18,840
Speaker 2: So from Coachella he called shador Oh and so this

706
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:21,920
Speaker 2: is what this is. I got audio of the voicemail

707
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:27,959
Speaker 2: to Shador, he should do. This is GM. What's it? Man? Uh?

708
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:28,320
Speaker 1: Yeah?

709
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:32,120
Speaker 2: When am I gonna get drafted? You want to give

710
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:35,440
Speaker 2: me some brown drugs? What I'm gonna be drafted to

711
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:38,000
Speaker 2: the Browns? You're gonna have to be waited a little

712
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:39,040
Speaker 2: bit longer to draft.

713
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:42,160
Speaker 1: Give me those drugs, Man, I need the drugs.

714
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:47,840
Speaker 2: Wait I drafted or what? Yeah, this is the GM.

715
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:50,160
Speaker 2: You're gonna have to wait a little bit longer. Give

716
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:54,720
Speaker 2: me my draft. And they cut off dude, but he

717
00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:56,840
Speaker 2: wanted to be a part of the draft. And he

718
00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:59,360
Speaker 2: is now claiming that he was the one They called

719
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:03,560
Speaker 2: Shador and he said he was making a drug request

720
00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:07,960
Speaker 2: to Chaudeur it Shaudueur thought that he was telling him

721
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:10,600
Speaker 2: he was being drafted, but really he wanted brown which

722
00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:14,080
Speaker 2: is a drug reference to some to skag It's street meth.

723
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:15,000
Speaker 1: Oh I didn't know that.

724
00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:17,240
Speaker 2: And Shador thought he's being drafted to the Browns.

725
00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:23,560
Speaker 1: Oh wow, So it's just the mix up.

726
00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:25,720
Speaker 2: It was not the Falcons coach.

727
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:29,600
Speaker 1: It was Arnoldy Coachella. Man, that's unfortunate because the Falcons

728
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:31,960
Speaker 1: got fined like two hundred and fifty thousand dollars. Dude,

729
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:33,759
Speaker 1: and the coach got lost a hunter K.

730
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:35,080
Speaker 2: Why don't you say his job?

731
00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:37,799
Speaker 1: No, he lost a hunter K? Dude, he did. Yeah,

732
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:39,040
Speaker 1: I don't know if he's gonna be able to play

733
00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:40,600
Speaker 1: his son's frat duties anymore.

734
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:45,040
Speaker 2: Fredewze, that's the problem with pranks. They're all fun until

735
00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:49,120
Speaker 2: somebody gets fired, fined, you know the other one.

736
00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:54,200
Speaker 1: Or listen finding that so stupid.

737
00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:57,680
Speaker 2: But the guy a six figure, Fine, he's not making

738
00:34:57,719 --> 00:34:58,080
Speaker 2: that much.

739
00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:00,160
Speaker 1: Let's see how much how much does the decorn or

740
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:04,239
Speaker 1: a decordinator or the falcons make?

741
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:08,160
Speaker 2: Ray, it's one hundred times what we make on the pod.

742
00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:14,160
Speaker 1: Okay, Jeff Ulbrick is earning one point six million per year.

743
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:16,120
Speaker 2: So he can afford to lose that. But it's still

744
00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:16,840
Speaker 2: gonna hurt a little bit.

745
00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:19,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, hundred k out of one point six millions. Not

746
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:21,920
Speaker 1: like a tap on the foot.

747
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:26,040
Speaker 2: That is family vacation gonna be cut. Instead of going

748
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:30,319
Speaker 2: to Turks and Caicos, you're going to Tuscaloosa, you know,

749
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:33,960
Speaker 2: stuff like that. So is there a bed plain or no? No,

750
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:36,320
Speaker 2: there's no I'm going condomless now I don't do the headphones.

751
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:38,319
Speaker 1: Okay, Well there's no bed. Okay, did you want to

752
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:40,760
Speaker 1: do a bed No, so okay, But what I'm saying

753
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:43,319
Speaker 1: is that hurts a little bit.

754
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:44,920
Speaker 2: Bet prank ain't is funny anymore.

755
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:49,040
Speaker 1: What do you think the dad says to his son

756
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:51,600
Speaker 1: when he sees the video of him of his son

757
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:54,080
Speaker 1: doing that? Yeah, like, hey man, like what were you Like?

758
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:55,600
Speaker 1: Is he mad? Does he laugh?

759
00:35:55,760 --> 00:36:01,200
Speaker 2: Is he this is all alleged son? So kind of

760
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:03,319
Speaker 2: wants to take claim And the only way you can

761
00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:05,160
Speaker 2: do that is with a video. Right, you have it

762
00:36:05,239 --> 00:36:07,680
Speaker 2: in the news. It was just number got leaked, number

763
00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:10,200
Speaker 2: got leaked. His name was never being attached to anything.

764
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:12,640
Speaker 2: So then he did the video so that he could,

765
00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:15,279
Speaker 2: you know, put his stamp on it. And then he

766
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:18,439
Speaker 2: really backfired. And you just never know how these things

767
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:21,399
Speaker 2: are gonna go. The people that prank Cooper John hilarious,

768
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:24,240
Speaker 2: so funny, This one went south and it was deemed

769
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:28,399
Speaker 2: rude and heartless and crass. You just don't know how

770
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:31,680
Speaker 2: the media and people and humanity are gonna take jokes

771
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:32,400
Speaker 2: and pranks.

772
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:34,160
Speaker 1: Sometimes an old man will laugh.

773
00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:36,040
Speaker 2: At another one will have a heart attack and die. Right,

774
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:39,239
Speaker 2: it's a mile cardial and farnction. You never know how

775
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:40,560
Speaker 2: people are gonna take a prank.

776
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:42,480
Speaker 1: Oh dude, almost had a heart attack the other day.

777
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:45,200
Speaker 1: And yesterday my three year old hit around the corner

778
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:47,600
Speaker 1: like in the hallway and I was in the kitchen

779
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:50,000
Speaker 1: and doing something. I finally gotta go to the bathroom

780
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:52,160
Speaker 1: and I go to walk and I turned the corner.

781
00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:54,040
Speaker 1: He's I mean, he must have been sitting there for

782
00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:54,600
Speaker 1: ten minutes.

783
00:36:55,080 --> 00:37:01,160
Speaker 2: Boo. Oh my god, did you have anything in your hands?

784
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:02,560
Speaker 2: Or was it before bathroom?

785
00:37:02,719 --> 00:37:03,840
Speaker 1: I was going to the bathroom.

786
00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:05,480
Speaker 2: I was gonna that's dangerous.

787
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:07,120
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh my gosh, I told my

788
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:08,520
Speaker 1: wife how to the bathroom. So I'm gonna go to

789
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:10,680
Speaker 1: the local emergency room check myself in for a heart attack,

790
00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:13,359
Speaker 1: because I mean, you can you can tell when it's

791
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:16,759
Speaker 1: a legit like scare. And that was a legit. Oh

792
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:19,799
Speaker 1: my gosh, crap my pants jump like that got me. Yeah,

793
00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:22,040
Speaker 1: baser's never done the boo, but there's time.

794
00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:24,279
Speaker 2: She'll be right around a corner and she'll just stand

795
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:26,000
Speaker 2: there and wait for me to come around the corner.

796
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:29,799
Speaker 2: Not cool. Not cool because as a man, in that

797
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:32,560
Speaker 2: split tenth of a second between the boo or the

798
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:35,920
Speaker 2: jumping out, you're thinking, where's the gun? Am I about

799
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:39,440
Speaker 2: to get killed? Did my house, get broken into? Am

800
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:44,440
Speaker 2: I about to get is somebody about to cut off mine?

801
00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:48,000
Speaker 2: All those things cross your mind in a split second.

802
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:51,360
Speaker 1: It was terrifying. I like the jokes. I love that

803
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:53,399
Speaker 1: they have the sense of humor to hide and do that.

804
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:57,719
Speaker 1: But man, when they really really get you, my wife

805
00:37:57,800 --> 00:37:59,960
Speaker 1: hates it. She does not play that game. She doesn't

806
00:37:59,960 --> 00:38:01,600
Speaker 1: like to be scared. She doesn't like you to jump

807
00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:03,920
Speaker 1: out at her. She doesn't like any of that. But

808
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:07,839
Speaker 1: the kids, they and they have gotten so good at

809
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:10,680
Speaker 1: staying quiet. They used to make noise after like half

810
00:38:10,719 --> 00:38:12,520
Speaker 1: a second, and or you'd hear them banging on the

811
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:15,000
Speaker 1: wall or whatever. Now they will sit there and they

812
00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:18,080
Speaker 1: are patient and sit there and sit there, and you

813
00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:19,880
Speaker 1: don't even think, oh, they're around the corner, because you

814
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:21,600
Speaker 1: just say, oh, they're in another room playing, because you

815
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:24,319
Speaker 1: don't hear anything, and you walk around that corner and say.

816
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:29,359
Speaker 2: Ah, that's that's tough, coach. That's gotta hurt a little bit.

817
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:32,240
Speaker 2: I mean, that's not easy on the heart. Those scares,

818
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:34,400
Speaker 2: especially when they're going quiet.

819
00:38:34,239 --> 00:38:35,960
Speaker 1: Especially when you got to try not to use the

820
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,840
Speaker 1: curse word when they scream at you and you're like,

821
00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:40,719
Speaker 1: they go boo and you want to yell mother or

822
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:43,360
Speaker 1: you coach.

823
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:44,040
Speaker 2: You're gonna be good.

824
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:44,200
Speaker 1: Though.

825
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:46,279
Speaker 2: If anybody's ever lurking around the corner in a back

826
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:50,520
Speaker 2: alley at Sore Losers Festival, why because you've already been scared,

827
00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:51,560
Speaker 2: You're gonna know what to do.

828
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:53,439
Speaker 1: I just scream like a little girl.

829
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:57,000
Speaker 2: Get ready, get ready? Never got it yet? Ready?

830
00:38:57,160 --> 00:39:01,640
Speaker 1: Hey, stay ready? Never gotta get ready? Yeah not Overton?

831
00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:05,480
Speaker 1: Is that he was to stay ready? How does ship

832
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:06,680
Speaker 1: may stay ready?

833
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:10,279
Speaker 2: I did it, and Overton got smart? What remember he

834
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:12,879
Speaker 2: used to teach all those kids how to snap? Yeap,

835
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:15,160
Speaker 2: he turned into a camp. He's like one hundred and

836
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:18,000
Speaker 2: fifty dollars ahead. He got a kicker, he's a snapper.

837
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:19,520
Speaker 2: He said, come out and learn for a day. Yeah,

838
00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:22,719
Speaker 2: one hundred fifty ahead. No crap, he's gonna clear ten

839
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:27,280
Speaker 2: k dude. Hey, that's how you turn a nice little

840
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:30,040
Speaker 2: hobby into a business, Which is what I've been trying

841
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:33,640
Speaker 2: to tell you for the last seven years. We need march,

842
00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:38,680
Speaker 2: we need YouTube, we need check. Overton beat us to

843
00:39:38,719 --> 00:39:39,160
Speaker 2: the punch.

844
00:39:39,239 --> 00:39:42,760
Speaker 1: Would you listen? Design merch, just do something.

845
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:44,719
Speaker 2: Baser sent over Designs.

846
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:47,240
Speaker 1: I don't remember it to your wife.

847
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:51,520
Speaker 2: It was a stocky cat. But guess what it's we

848
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:55,800
Speaker 2: missed the season? The new merch is your dumb quote?

849
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:58,920
Speaker 2: What is it? We got a climber or what's the

850
00:39:59,000 --> 00:39:59,399
Speaker 2: other one?

851
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:01,160
Speaker 1: You? Oh, we got a clip?

852
00:40:04,239 --> 00:40:05,560
Speaker 2: Are you already?

853
00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:08,160
Speaker 1: That's the shure? You just put it right here across

854
00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:11,640
Speaker 1: this chest. Yeah, and then put sword Loser's podcast underneath it.

855
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:14,120
Speaker 2: Yes, we got to talk to our girl.

856
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:16,839
Speaker 1: We maybe we need to go away from her. Maybe

857
00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:17,719
Speaker 1: we need to go somewhere else.

858
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:18,680
Speaker 2: We don't have anything else.

859
00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:20,560
Speaker 1: Bye byes.

860
00:40:20,719 --> 00:40:22,640
Speaker 2: Great one merchandise went belly up?

861
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:23,600
Speaker 1: What about day ones?

862
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:25,719
Speaker 2: I believe we need permission because they said we have

863
00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:27,400
Speaker 2: all that extra leftover inventory?

864
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:31,200
Speaker 1: What is she gonna do? We don't even talk to

865
00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:33,640
Speaker 1: What is she gonna do? What is she gonna do?

866
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:36,120
Speaker 2: You ever heard about that suit?

867
00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:41,719
Speaker 1: No? I haven't. What are you gonna sue a faulty preach?

868
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:44,040
Speaker 1: A contract? And did you ever sign a contract with her?

869
00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:47,000
Speaker 1: Been to find out did you ever sign a contract

870
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:47,200
Speaker 1: with her?

871
00:40:47,239 --> 00:40:49,120
Speaker 2: Well? I always say that like a big guy, because

872
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:51,879
Speaker 2: I thought in college I didn't sign an apartment. Well

873
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:54,160
Speaker 2: they found it and I owed him three thousand dollars.

874
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:56,839
Speaker 2: So did we sign a contract? I couldn't tell you.

875
00:40:58,280 --> 00:40:59,520
Speaker 1: We beIN to find out when.

876
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:00,000
Speaker 2: We get sued.

877
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:04,880
Speaker 1: That reminds me my roommate in college. We signed we

878
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:07,640
Speaker 1: lived over at pinoak Man and we signed a nine

879
00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:11,399
Speaker 1: month lease. Right, nine months, that's well, because you want

880
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:13,520
Speaker 1: to do a school year, you know, the summer, we're

881
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:14,120
Speaker 1: not gonna be there.

882
00:41:14,239 --> 00:41:14,600
Speaker 2: Got it?

883
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:20,600
Speaker 1: And years later he's in the Marines, right, and he

884
00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:23,120
Speaker 1: gets a notice from a debt agency saying, hey, you

885
00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:26,319
Speaker 1: owe this money because you broke your lease. And he's like,

886
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:30,359
Speaker 1: the hell I did? And they said, yeah, twelve month least,

887
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:33,480
Speaker 1: because and you left after nine blah blah blah, you know,

888
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:35,560
Speaker 1: and they're like, you owe a certain amount of money.

889
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:38,000
Speaker 1: And he they're putting it on his credit and everything.

890
00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:40,799
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what if he didn't get his two

891
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:43,040
Speaker 1: weeks leave or whatever, if he didn't fly his ass

892
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:45,120
Speaker 1: to San Antonio and show up at that debt collecting

893
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:48,480
Speaker 1: office and have the copy of his our lease and say, now,

894
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:50,040
Speaker 1: say what did I break?

895
00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:50,239
Speaker 2: What?

896
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:52,640
Speaker 1: The only thing I'm gonna break is I'm gonna break

897
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:55,879
Speaker 1: some fingers if this isn't fixed right now? They took

898
00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:58,520
Speaker 1: it off, did they really? Yeah? Because it was nine

899
00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:01,080
Speaker 1: he had the dang thing. They were hoping that he

900
00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:04,400
Speaker 1: would freak out and pay it. That's wild mine.

901
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:07,200
Speaker 2: After Costa Rica dude and his chick. We all move

902
00:42:07,239 --> 00:42:13,680
Speaker 2: in together. We're all friends, Diesel and Jennifer and me an.

903
00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:13,120
Speaker 1: Everything's great. Well.

904
00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:15,359
Speaker 2: Diesel on her break up, so me and her there

905
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:18,200
Speaker 2: sometime on a random Friday Saturday.

906
00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:20,120
Speaker 1: You didn't hook up with Diesel's girl, did no?

907
00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:22,680
Speaker 2: Okay now, but it was a huge house, so we

908
00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:25,160
Speaker 2: were in different quarters. She worked nights, I worked at

909
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:26,080
Speaker 2: grinding communications.

910
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:27,359
Speaker 1: I had like I was Diesel's girl.

911
00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:30,799
Speaker 2: Was she hot? Slamming hot? Okay, the hottest girl at

912
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:33,360
Speaker 2: Texas State before you were married, before I was married,

913
00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:35,720
Speaker 2: And so I was fine with live in there. Fine,

914
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:38,120
Speaker 2: I guess she's sweet talked to me. I signed it

915
00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:40,120
Speaker 2: one time after a couple of drinks on a Friday night.

916
00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:43,160
Speaker 2: I do not remember signing a lease. I moved out

917
00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:45,200
Speaker 2: of that, she left, I left. We're like, screw the

918
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:47,359
Speaker 2: lease and I'm I was like, I'm not even on

919
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:49,200
Speaker 2: that lease. And she's like, yeah, I have a brother's

920
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:50,920
Speaker 2: a lawyer. He'll get it all cleared up. We're all good,

921
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:53,520
Speaker 2: all right, cool, see you see yah my TV. I left.

922
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:56,080
Speaker 2: It was like a huge box TV didn't even really work.

923
00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:59,480
Speaker 2: It weighed five hundred pounds. Charge you two hundred and

924
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:01,879
Speaker 2: fifty for that. Charge me a thousand for breaking leaves.

925
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:04,400
Speaker 2: Charge me a thousand for carpet cleaning. I hit her

926
00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:08,320
Speaker 2: up on Facebook. I get a phone call this debt collector. Hey, man,

927
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:14,600
Speaker 2: this is Jim Sorenson with Austin, Texas debt collection US

928
00:43:14,719 --> 00:43:18,799
Speaker 2: thirty five hundred dollars. I was like, oh, I go,

929
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:21,160
Speaker 2: what you're gonna have to find that? Lease? Sends it over.

930
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:23,680
Speaker 2: My name's on it, like a dumb ass. I hit

931
00:43:23,719 --> 00:43:25,600
Speaker 2: her up on Facebook. Hey, this guy's hit me up

932
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:27,239
Speaker 2: for thirty five hundred. You need to pay half. I'll

933
00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:30,399
Speaker 2: pay half. She went silent. Never heard from her ever again.

934
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:33,040
Speaker 2: I actually still need to find her. And I hit

935
00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:35,840
Speaker 2: my parents up and I go, listen, you're gonna hate me,

936
00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:37,759
Speaker 2: but I promise I'll make it up to you. I

937
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:39,719
Speaker 2: gotta pay this guy this money. He's coming after me.

938
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:42,000
Speaker 2: He's like a head hunter. He's called me like ten times.

939
00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:43,880
Speaker 2: I'm at the radio station. He keeps calling me every day.

940
00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:45,680
Speaker 1: All right, man, you gotta pay that money.

941
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:49,719
Speaker 2: You suck up, you set up, you set up up.

942
00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:51,400
Speaker 1: I'll be come over there.

943
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:53,879
Speaker 2: Break it up here. Man, If you don't know any better,

944
00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:57,040
Speaker 2: I'm gonna put you right up. It was like that,

945
00:43:57,480 --> 00:44:00,279
Speaker 2: and so I tell Jennifer she's gone. I tell my parents,

946
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:02,520
Speaker 2: My parents like, we'll pay for it, but never again.

947
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:04,479
Speaker 1: Man, you got good parents.

948
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:05,279
Speaker 2: Got it cleared up.

949
00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:08,360
Speaker 1: You know we need to clear up the Ray Jinks.

950
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:12,839
Speaker 1: We'll do it right after this. We'll right back here.

951
00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:17,440
Speaker 1: We got an email. It's not a good one. Ray.

952
00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:21,960
Speaker 1: You want to hit the email clip right, you want

953
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:28,239
Speaker 1: to hit the email stopped our recording. Hey, coachers, I'd

954
00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:30,520
Speaker 1: like to take a moment and mourn something that was

955
00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:34,640
Speaker 1: once great. When our boy Ray ran into Dame Time,

956
00:44:34,719 --> 00:44:37,840
Speaker 1: he was living his best life, a top ten player,

957
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:40,640
Speaker 1: averaging thirty two points a game and looking for a

958
00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:45,960
Speaker 1: championship with the Greek Freak. But since the dreaded encounter,

959
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:49,560
Speaker 1: Dame has been falling off to twenty four points a game,

960
00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:53,839
Speaker 1: a blood clot, and now a torn achilles. The Ray

961
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:57,520
Speaker 1: Inks has morphed into human form. Now, God help us all,

962
00:44:57,960 --> 00:45:01,480
Speaker 1: please send Dame Time off with a five gun salute.

963
00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:15,160
Speaker 1: After all, he calls Milwaukee home. Joe from Sarasota, All right,

964
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:15,960
Speaker 1: that's enough of that.

965
00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:20,640
Speaker 2: It was Punta canad Dominican Republic. Now he's run vacation together.

966
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:23,040
Speaker 1: And that's when he told the Trailblazers he wanted out.

967
00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:26,200
Speaker 1: Ray saw him there and he was working out. He

968
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:27,240
Speaker 1: was working out hard.

969
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:29,879
Speaker 2: He was just boxing in the square in the very

970
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,560
Speaker 2: middle of Moon Palace. It was called it was like

971
00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:36,719
Speaker 2: hard rock or something else. Secrets. Just wanted people to

972
00:45:36,719 --> 00:45:41,200
Speaker 2: see him working out. Never shot a basketball always. What

973
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:43,479
Speaker 2: are the workouts that we bashed earlier in the show

974
00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:48,400
Speaker 2: CrossFit always CrossFit workouts. That's how he got injured.

975
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:52,840
Speaker 1: Listen, there's no need to shoot a basketball every workout.

976
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:55,799
Speaker 1: I mean, just like we found out earlier in the show,

977
00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:57,839
Speaker 1: if Bryson hit less golf balls, he would have been

978
00:45:57,840 --> 00:46:01,480
Speaker 1: the Masters champion. So maybe you're saying Dame needs to

979
00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:04,160
Speaker 1: practice more basketball shots and he could have been an

980
00:46:04,239 --> 00:46:05,080
Speaker 1: NBA champion.

981
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:08,160
Speaker 2: There was something with that workout, and that's exactly what

982
00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:13,000
Speaker 2: it was. It was the old school CrossFit that creates

983
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:16,440
Speaker 2: rabdo and that's how he got injured. So thanks Joe,

984
00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:19,640
Speaker 2: you just led me to my investigation of how Dame

985
00:46:19,719 --> 00:46:22,040
Speaker 2: got injured. Dude, we need to put together a whole

986
00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:23,879
Speaker 2: presentation and present it.

987
00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:27,600
Speaker 1: Dude, your Netflix documentary is going to be How Dame

988
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:28,960
Speaker 1: got done in.

989
00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:31,120
Speaker 2: Dude, that's the thing he was doing. He was doing

990
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:32,600
Speaker 2: all these weird workout.

991
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:36,680
Speaker 1: Punching, his boxing, How Dame died, How the legacy of

992
00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:40,160
Speaker 1: Dame died. It was sad to see man he went

993
00:46:40,239 --> 00:46:42,160
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh man, it's over. He can win,

994
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:45,239
Speaker 1: hands over the shoulders. They had to help him off

995
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:48,879
Speaker 1: the court, and right there the Ray Gings struck again.

996
00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:50,319
Speaker 1: But I don't think it was the ray Jings. It's

997
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:53,200
Speaker 1: been too many years. Like just because Ray saw someone

998
00:46:53,239 --> 00:46:56,640
Speaker 1: two years ago. Man, that means Forrestburg would probably break

999
00:46:56,640 --> 00:46:58,799
Speaker 1: his leg in the next few days. Oh oh no,

1000
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:01,960
Speaker 1: oh no. If Forrestburg does get hurt in the next

1001
00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:04,319
Speaker 1: couple of days, like if it comes out Phillips Sporsburg

1002
00:47:04,719 --> 00:47:07,319
Speaker 1: was in a car wreck, Oh my god, I'm I'm

1003
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:08,520
Speaker 1: done with this podcast.

1004
00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:11,839
Speaker 2: I'll have to quit instead of going that direction. What

1005
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:14,160
Speaker 2: if he gets traded that's very likely.

1006
00:47:14,239 --> 00:47:18,439
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Oh that's a great point.

1007
00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:21,040
Speaker 2: She just lost our best player because I saw him

1008
00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:25,319
Speaker 2: at the Green Hills Mall. Guys, it's not funny, Joe,

1009
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:27,839
Speaker 2: don't start that man, that's a bad precedent to start

1010
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:28,160
Speaker 2: doing that.

1011
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:30,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, Joe, that's so rude. Dude, who do you think

1012
00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:30,600
Speaker 1: you are?

1013
00:47:30,719 --> 00:47:32,560
Speaker 2: Come on, man, I saw you at the convention. Have

1014
00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:33,800
Speaker 2: you had any health problems?

1015
00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:37,560
Speaker 1: He's like, actually, yeah, man, I'm in at the doctor.

1016
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:39,560
Speaker 1: I'm on a catheter now, you know what I mean.

1017
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:42,520
Speaker 1: My urine is a you know green. I don't know

1018
00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:44,120
Speaker 1: what's wrong with me. And it's ever since I came

1019
00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:44,720
Speaker 1: to Nashville.

1020
00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:48,560
Speaker 2: Joe, how's your health, you idiot? How's your wife? Because

1021
00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:49,600
Speaker 2: I hung out with her too.

1022
00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:53,799
Speaker 1: She's actually been in a very big depression ever since

1023
00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:55,960
Speaker 1: the convention. Like her life has not been the same.

1024
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:59,960
Speaker 2: He's thatt alcoholic. She drinks wine every Friday and Saturday.

1025
00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:04,160
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, all right, let's go home. Happy Wednesday, man,

1026
00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:10,319
Speaker 1: Happy Wednesday. I gotta go. I gotta go get a haircut.

1027
00:48:10,719 --> 00:48:12,400
Speaker 2: You made me jealous about the golf, and man, I

1028
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:13,439
Speaker 2: gotta get back out there.

1029
00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:15,840
Speaker 1: Man, did I make you jealous? I'll make you like,

1030
00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:17,879
Speaker 1: oh my god, please don't no.

1031
00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:20,279
Speaker 2: I love golf stories, but I need to go out

1032
00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:23,320
Speaker 2: in golf. It's been now, when was Easter? Two weeks?

1033
00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:26,080
Speaker 2: But Angelina and Justin it wasn't even a good one.

1034
00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:28,120
Speaker 1: Yeah. And then the back nine, I played with some

1035
00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:30,560
Speaker 1: guy that lives in a high rise down here on Broadway.

1036
00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:34,239
Speaker 1: He just moved here at the beginning, right before winter,

1037
00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:37,719
Speaker 1: and he lit out in Vegas for twenty years. I

1038
00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:39,799
Speaker 1: didn't really get what he did because I was like, oh,

1039
00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:42,200
Speaker 1: it you ever played golf in Vegas? He goes? Oh

1040
00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:43,879
Speaker 1: three times a week, dude.

1041
00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:46,000
Speaker 2: I'm gonna take a wild guess, gambled.

1042
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:48,640
Speaker 1: That's what I'm thinking. If he lives in a high

1043
00:48:48,719 --> 00:48:51,600
Speaker 1: rise and he's in another you know, Monday afternoon just

1044
00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:53,960
Speaker 1: playing golf. And in Vegas he played three times a week,

1045
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:57,480
Speaker 1: he said, because from twelve to three pm, the tea

1046
00:48:57,560 --> 00:48:59,480
Speaker 1: times were dirt cheap because no one wanted to go

1047
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:01,600
Speaker 1: out in the heat. He's like, you want me to

1048
00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:03,719
Speaker 1: pay for ten dollars to play golf, I'll go out there,

1049
00:49:03,719 --> 00:49:05,480
Speaker 1: and he goes. And the courses in Vegas, even the

1050
00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:10,640
Speaker 1: public ones, were fantastic. And so I didn't really get

1051
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:12,760
Speaker 1: what he did. But he lives in a high rise downtown,

1052
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:15,440
Speaker 1: and I mean he was a nice guy. Though he

1053
00:49:15,719 --> 00:49:18,239
Speaker 1: didn't he wasn't giving me a lesson or anything like that,

1054
00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:20,680
Speaker 1: but he did tell me, man, you got a smooth swing.

1055
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:21,080
Speaker 2: You know who?

1056
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:24,359
Speaker 1: Your swing reminds me of fred Couples. There we go.

1057
00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:32,400
Speaker 2: We're so many levels away from pro golfers for him

1058
00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:34,680
Speaker 2: to even compare your swing to Freddy Couples.

1059
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:36,279
Speaker 1: And I said, oh, did you play all the time?

1060
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:37,840
Speaker 1: He goes, Oh, I played all the time. He goes, Then,

1061
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:39,040
Speaker 1: I took five years off.

1062
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:42,800
Speaker 2: What did you take five years off for cocaine?

1063
00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:46,080
Speaker 1: No, he started playing a slow pitch competitive softball for

1064
00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:50,359
Speaker 1: five years, and so he couldn't play golf during that time.

1065
00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:52,400
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, why couldn't you play golf, dur And

1066
00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:54,600
Speaker 1: then he's like, didn't want to mess up my swing, man.

1067
00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:55,960
Speaker 1: I had to really, I had to go to the

1068
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:58,839
Speaker 1: batting cages a lot and get my swing down. He goes.

1069
00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:00,640
Speaker 1: I was the home designated home run hitter.

1070
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:02,080
Speaker 2: He says.

1071
00:50:02,239 --> 00:50:04,240
Speaker 1: I would come up and just whack over the fence.

1072
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:08,000
Speaker 1: That was my job. Okay. So that was it, man.

1073
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:09,279
Speaker 1: That's all I got from him. I didn't know much

1074
00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:11,320
Speaker 1: else about him. He was a big Florida Gators fan.

1075
00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:13,200
Speaker 1: He was from Florida when he grew where he grew

1076
00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:16,000
Speaker 1: up and now he's living in Nashville, living in a

1077
00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:19,399
Speaker 1: high rise. Not sure if he worked or not, but yeah,

1078
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:20,839
Speaker 1: but he was real nice. He didn't give me any

1079
00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:22,200
Speaker 1: lessons or anything like that.

1080
00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:24,799
Speaker 2: Got a buddy, you know him, We can say it

1081
00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:27,120
Speaker 2: off Mike. He was on smack and he said he

1082
00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:30,560
Speaker 2: stayed up for forty eight straight hours one time playing golf.

1083
00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:33,360
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's what did him in, but

1084
00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:36,040
Speaker 2: the golf was never good for the neck the back.

1085
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:38,680
Speaker 2: But he can still play tennis. And he got off

1086
00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:39,120
Speaker 2: the smack.

1087
00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:42,319
Speaker 1: That's good man, that's good. So all right, let's have

1088
00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:43,640
Speaker 1: a good Did we already buzz it or no?

1089
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:47,279
Speaker 2: It was one of those drugs. Man, you don't even

1090
00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:49,360
Speaker 2: want to sleep, You just sweat.

1091
00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:52,000
Speaker 1: Well, that sounds like something fun. Let me try that.

1092
00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:54,840
Speaker 2: No thanks, but I mean golf though. He said he

1093
00:50:54,880 --> 00:50:57,600
Speaker 2: was getting amazing tea times. You're going at six am.

1094
00:50:57,680 --> 00:50:59,560
Speaker 2: Nobody's even out there because you're on smack from the

1095
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:00,000
Speaker 2: night before.

1096
00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:02,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, I those tea times are great. The one time

1097
00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:05,799
Speaker 1: I went, like I was years ago, I went at

1098
00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:08,959
Speaker 1: like seven am and I pulled up at number eight

1099
00:51:09,640 --> 00:51:11,880
Speaker 1: and it's kind of back in the woods. There's a

1100
00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:13,640
Speaker 1: homeless dude in his tent camp down on the freaking

1101
00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:14,719
Speaker 1: tea box, swear to.

1102
00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:16,239
Speaker 2: God making breakfast.

1103
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:17,719
Speaker 1: Like no, he was. He was still a sleep d.

1104
00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:21,520
Speaker 1: He was in his tent. Hey brother, I'm like, man,

1105
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:23,200
Speaker 1: don't worry me. I'm just gonna tee off right next

1106
00:51:23,239 --> 00:51:25,399
Speaker 1: to you know, I mean that's where the tea box

1107
00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:27,120
Speaker 1: was set up. So where was I couldn't it was

1108
00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:29,200
Speaker 1: flat ground. Yeah, I didn't want to cheat and like

1109
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:30,920
Speaker 1: move it up. I had to be even with the

1110
00:51:31,120 --> 00:51:32,840
Speaker 1: tea box. You know, you get minus, you get a

1111
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:34,680
Speaker 1: plus a stroke if you don't put it up in

1112
00:51:34,719 --> 00:51:36,000
Speaker 1: between those little markers.

1113
00:51:36,120 --> 00:51:38,359
Speaker 2: He still had the embers, the steaks, and the tent.

1114
00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:39,399
Speaker 2: He was getting it all cleaned.

1115
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:41,840
Speaker 1: He had a legit tent set up on the freaking

1116
00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:45,560
Speaker 1: tea box. I mean, how crazy is that?

1117
00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:46,640
Speaker 2: That's a violation?

1118
00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:50,600
Speaker 1: Hey do I ay? Clubhouse? Is this guy? Oh he's

1119
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:54,760
Speaker 1: just a marshall. Okay, cool man? Hey brother, how'd you shoot?

1120
00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:00,960
Speaker 1: What happen to your drive on eight? Well, I mean

1121
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:03,560
Speaker 1: the homeless guy started, you know, moving around in his tent.

1122
00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:05,440
Speaker 1: Kind of threw me off, scared me a little bit.

1123
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:09,640
Speaker 1: All right, man, just ended I gotta go, man, I'm tired.

1124
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:11,240
Speaker 1: That was a good one