WEBVTT - Ep 1: The Sugar Daddy

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<v Speaker 1>This show contains adult material and swearing. You have been warned.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you bored of modern dating?

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<v Speaker 2>Being shown the same people half your friends have already

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<v Speaker 2>matched with from the same app you keep deleting and

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<v Speaker 2>downloading over and over again, and going on the same

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<v Speaker 2>boring dates to that bar near your house, which, let's

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<v Speaker 2>be honest, you only go to so you can make

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<v Speaker 2>your usual quick escape. Whatever we're doing is clearly not working,

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<v Speaker 2>So it's time to change the narrative on how we

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<v Speaker 2>find love. It's time to start looking for love in

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<v Speaker 2>all the wrong places. I'll be going on a date

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<v Speaker 2>with that guy who refers to himself as a wine connoisseur,

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<v Speaker 2>saying yes to the overly enthusiastic couple trying to get

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<v Speaker 2>me as their third and having a drink with the

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<v Speaker 2>man who is more interested in my feet than what

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<v Speaker 2>I have to say. Not only that, I'm going on

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<v Speaker 2>twenty eight of these dates in two months, only picking

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<v Speaker 2>people who are the total opposite of my type.

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<v Speaker 1>Will I find that special someone?

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<v Speaker 2>Or while listening back to myself on these dates, convinced

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<v Speaker 2>me that I should just quit dating for good and

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<v Speaker 2>instead hang out with my adorable dog, dissecting my dates

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<v Speaker 2>and listening in on all the cringiest moments will be

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<v Speaker 2>my friend Roz.

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<v Speaker 3>Every time I hear a bad dy, I go in

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<v Speaker 3>and call my boyfriend. I'm like, thank God and my

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<v Speaker 3>friend Dan okay, the deadest flirg I've ever heard of

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<v Speaker 3>my life.

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<v Speaker 1>Who won't be giving me an easy ride?

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<v Speaker 4>Honestly, if you had said that to me on a date,

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<v Speaker 4>I would have walked out.

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<v Speaker 2>My friends think I'm mad, But how bad can it

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<v Speaker 2>really be?

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<v Speaker 1>It's time to find out.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm Grace Campbell and this is twenty eight dates later.

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<v Speaker 3>Hi Grace, Hi ros, how are you?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm feeling nervous about this whole process.

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<v Speaker 1>To be honest, I feel.

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<v Speaker 3>Like nervous and you, Grace Campbell, do not work well together.

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<v Speaker 3>How long have we known each other? How long have

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<v Speaker 3>we been friends?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, like fucking oh my god, it's you

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<v Speaker 1>been years now, and.

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<v Speaker 3>In all that I have known you once to be

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<v Speaker 3>nervous or like even talk about being nervous.

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<v Speaker 2>I know there's a huge misunderstanding about me because I

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<v Speaker 2>get so nervous, especially around like gigs and dates, and

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<v Speaker 2>so I'm just nervous about the amount of people that

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna meet and I don't know, some of them

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<v Speaker 2>are maybe going to be freaks.

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<v Speaker 3>So we are both going out, Well you're going on

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<v Speaker 3>twenty eight dates and I get to listen to them all,

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<v Speaker 3>which I'm actually just cringing for you so bad. But like,

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<v Speaker 3>how are these going to be different? Because I know,

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<v Speaker 3>like obviously, you know we've gone on a night day before,

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<v Speaker 3>like you do meet guys on night days, So how

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<v Speaker 3>is this wilder? How is this different?

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<v Speaker 1>Love that?

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you just for firstly clarifying that I've got game,

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<v Speaker 2>which I do because I don't want anybody listening to

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<v Speaker 2>think that I don't have game, because I.

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<v Speaker 3>Do, Grace Desperado Campbell.

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<v Speaker 2>I've just gotten into like such a routine with my dating,

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<v Speaker 2>which is what you've witnessed. I'll go out, I'll meet

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<v Speaker 2>a guy, I'll have sex with him, I'll wake up

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<v Speaker 2>and I'll never want to see him again.

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<v Speaker 3>And it literally this is literally the night out we had.

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<v Speaker 1>So you know the vibe.

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<v Speaker 2>I am single and I'm a bit bored of my

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<v Speaker 2>dating life, and so I thought the so called right

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<v Speaker 2>ways of meeting people just haven't been working for me.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm going to try some unconventional ways of finding love.

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<v Speaker 3>So you're telling me I can live my dating life

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<v Speaker 3>vicariously through you.

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<v Speaker 1>You can? Yeah, this is your mail.

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<v Speaker 3>Was that's what you're going to do? Because I have

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<v Speaker 3>been in a heterosexual, monogamous relationship trap since I was

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<v Speaker 3>probably seventeen, all right, take fourteen. God, I've actually never

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<v Speaker 3>gone to a dating app in my life, which.

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<v Speaker 1>I know it must be nice, it must be fucking nice.

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<v Speaker 3>And like you said, I started getting too long term

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<v Speaker 3>relationships before there was even dating apps. I'm like a relic. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>So like what apps are you using? Are using apps?

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<v Speaker 3>What's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>Well?

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<v Speaker 2>There are, first of all, so many apps I'm using

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<v Speaker 2>in this that I have never even heard of before.

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<v Speaker 2>So for this day I use an app called Seeking

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<v Speaker 2>right now?

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry? Is this Seeking Arrangements?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, this is an app I do know, Like, Grace,

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<v Speaker 3>isn't this not for like when you, like, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 3>like you're looking for sugar daddy or something. Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Why why wouldn't I be looking for sugar daddy?

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<v Speaker 3>I need to stop being.

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<v Speaker 1>Sugar daddy.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just going to relate there, Grace Cander, You'll be

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<v Speaker 3>the worst sugar baby ever. I'm sorry, I missed the

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<v Speaker 3>days when the sugar Babes just released music. No, No Grace,

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<v Speaker 3>Candle's a sugar babe. So I met this guy.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, now, on Seeking, you have like usernames, which also

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<v Speaker 2>feels very like twenty ten. But he referred to himself

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<v Speaker 2>as the high end Bachelor. Right, okay, So when we

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<v Speaker 2>sat down on the day, the first thing I asked

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<v Speaker 2>him was why he'd preferred to himself as the high

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<v Speaker 2>end Bachelor. I'm seeking, Thank you so much for me,

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<v Speaker 2>So tell me why are you called the high end Bachelor?

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<v Speaker 5>So use that site?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, dating, yeah, it's obviously the other means for it.

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<v Speaker 4>King Yeah, yeah, some people use it.

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<v Speaker 5>For other means, but for me, it's more very busy lifestyle,

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<v Speaker 5>always flying.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you do?

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<v Speaker 5>But spoiled?

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<v Speaker 4>Really really?

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<v Speaker 1>Wait what you're a trust fun baby?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, it never worked because my pictures are quite out

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<v Speaker 5>there on the Let's be honest, I'm not I haven't

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<v Speaker 5>gone all of the pictures.

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<v Speaker 1>You have sunglasses on there?

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<v Speaker 4>Why is that so just a thing with our friend?

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<v Speaker 4>We're always out in glasses and were always taking pictures

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<v Speaker 4>of each other.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just the way it is, right, You're perfect. You're

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<v Speaker 3>both NEPO babies. I know. I love that he's just

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<v Speaker 3>actually briefly honest. He's like, yeah, I'm just a trust

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<v Speaker 3>fun baby. I'm spoilt.

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<v Speaker 2>So on his profile, it says that he's a chivalrous

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<v Speaker 2>gentleman seeking a philanthropist.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't you mean that sounds like me?

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<v Speaker 3>I could be a philanthropist.

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<v Speaker 2>I could be like Julie Cooper and the OC, like

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<v Speaker 2>a really really rich wife who just does fundraisers and

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<v Speaker 2>is secretly laundry money.

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<v Speaker 3>I was actually just gonna say secretly swindling all the money.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah, yeah, So this lad I'm obviously looking at

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<v Speaker 3>his profile now, like he kind of looks.

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<v Speaker 1>Like he does look a bit like Pitpull.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he's the lad you see in the club, like

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<v Speaker 3>just hanging around the ladies toilet.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, he's always got the

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<v Speaker 2>bottles in the club.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that is his vibe. And he's also like not

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<v Speaker 1>to be rude, but like you know, he's in his forties.

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<v Speaker 1>That's quite a lot older than me.

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<v Speaker 2>And also like I've never gone a date with someone

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<v Speaker 2>that old before. But he's quite like, like you know,

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<v Speaker 2>in his pictures, he's got like a Cardier bag to

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<v Speaker 2>suggest he's just into Cardier. He has the vibe of

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<v Speaker 2>like I'm on a private jet.

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<v Speaker 3>So like Grace, if he doesn't work and he's loaded

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<v Speaker 3>and he travels around the world, what does he do

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<v Speaker 3>with his time?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that's why I asked him. I was like, something's

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<v Speaker 1>not quite adding up here.

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<v Speaker 5>Like casinos, like my spars, they poke up.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, probably there four times a week.

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<v Speaker 5>I'll go there because I go Look, if I go

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<v Speaker 5>to a nightclub, it's five grands the way my friends party,

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<v Speaker 5>So forget that.

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<v Speaker 4>When I used to go a few years ago, I was.

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<v Speaker 5>Used to have like three girlfriends, four girlfriends out of

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<v Speaker 5>date at the same time, and I was just to

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<v Speaker 5>take Really then you all knew about it.

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<v Speaker 4>Was it just sort of right, three serious.

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<v Speaker 1>Girlfriends at the same time.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and they'd all stay with me as run the

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<v Speaker 4>house at the same time.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you take all of them?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Right? Did they enjoy it?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? They were quite submissive in the sense of chilled.

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<v Speaker 4>Didn't ask for too much.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, So like, can I just took a

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<v Speaker 3>video fucking fain your face?

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<v Speaker 1>Just then? Was going through so many different modes.

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<v Speaker 3>So I was like, Okay, yeah, like he goes sixteen

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<v Speaker 3>or four times a weekplace book or like whom I

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<v Speaker 3>should whatever? And then he was like, no, wonder if

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<v Speaker 3>he just oh was he keeping three or four girlfriends

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<v Speaker 3>on the goal? Like serious? Not even just like hanging

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<v Speaker 3>out with three or four girls? Serious girlfriends?

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<v Speaker 1>Who has the energy, who has the time?

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<v Speaker 3>Grace? You wouldn't fit into that, he said, They're all submissive.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, I know, I know you'd be plotting everyone's escape.

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<v Speaker 3>You'd be like having a ring against him.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean at that point, I was like, obviously, this

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<v Speaker 2>is not someone that's a potential suitor for me. But

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<v Speaker 2>I'm also obsessed, Like I'm like fascinated by what he's

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<v Speaker 2>telling me because some of it I'm just like, Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>you so could be lying. You so could have not

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<v Speaker 2>had three girlfriends at one time.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, no, he could completely be a liar. But I'm

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<v Speaker 3>also like, what are the girls getting out of it?

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<v Speaker 3>What is he offering? Like why is he on that site?

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<v Speaker 3>He's going on a date with you? But like what

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<v Speaker 3>is the end goal for him?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I think it's that he had arrangements with them.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess where he's giving them a bit of a salary.

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<v Speaker 2>Which you know, like there's a part of that that

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<v Speaker 2>like appeals to me loads.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I was saying this to my mum the other day.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, you know, I do really want my

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<v Speaker 2>next boyfriend to be really rich, and she was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how I've raised a daughter like to

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<v Speaker 2>like say that. But you know what, I just have

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<v Speaker 2>sex with someone a few times and then they're giving

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<v Speaker 2>me a chunk of money a month, Like that would

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<v Speaker 2>be really nice. I could take my friends on holiday,

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<v Speaker 2>Like I get it.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I did hear Rupert muradoch.

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<v Speaker 2>Just I'll tell you something for free. I am Rubert

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<v Speaker 2>Murdoch's worse nightmare.

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<v Speaker 3>This lad. Is this just his life style? Like this

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<v Speaker 3>is just his life goal to have a lot of women.

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<v Speaker 4>No.

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<v Speaker 2>At one point he was telling me about how much

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<v Speaker 2>she's dated.

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<v Speaker 5>Just really excessively done for the playboy life. Just to

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<v Speaker 5>give you an example, I dated over a thousand women

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<v Speaker 5>in three years, a different one everything.

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<v Speaker 1>Say that again.

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<v Speaker 5>So over three year, a three year period, I dated

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<v Speaker 5>a different woman every single night, over a thousand women.

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<v Speaker 4>How did you have the time.

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<v Speaker 2>Job?

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<v Speaker 4>No? I still doing stuff.

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<v Speaker 5>I was literally gimming three o'clock in the afternoon getting

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<v Speaker 5>ready at five, leaving at seven, getting too.

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<v Speaker 3>Where were you meeting them?

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<v Speaker 4>Central? All apps? But I thought, let me do a

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<v Speaker 4>little test here. I wanted to test all the star

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<v Speaker 4>signs the day.

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<v Speaker 5>I want to test all the age groups within legal

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<v Speaker 5>reasons limits.

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<v Speaker 4>And then I've done all the different.

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<v Speaker 1>Cultures as an experiment.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that period, I wanted to just iron out a

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<v Speaker 5>lot of things that were bugging me.

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<v Speaker 3>That's we should go to him for a carriage reading.

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<v Speaker 3>At this stage, he should have his own fucking podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't even say. I can't even say, like, oh, what,

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<v Speaker 3>what is this an experience? Because you're pretty much doing

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<v Speaker 3>the same thing. No, I know, I know he went

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<v Speaker 3>on a date on that average and not a great

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<v Speaker 3>maths like pretty much every single day for three years.

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<v Speaker 1>But do you think that means that he would be

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<v Speaker 1>amazing in bed?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 1>No, yeah, no, I agree.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe he's lying. Maybe he's lying. I just find this

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<v Speaker 3>highly suspicious. Although he did go on a date with you,

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<v Speaker 3>so maybe he's He's probably just like anyone.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyone, you know what.

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<v Speaker 2>He was giving me very strong Dan Bulzarian vibes like

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<v Speaker 2>he had very poker casino always got loads of women

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<v Speaker 2>with him.

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<v Speaker 3>So sorry, this is the guy he's like. Maybe he's

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<v Speaker 3>like viral on Instagram for a work. He's like the

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<v Speaker 3>most rageous photos.

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<v Speaker 2>He's always on a yacht of like beare women and guns.

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<v Speaker 3>Just traveling all over the world, loads of hot women

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<v Speaker 3>around him, and continued.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's he was giving me that kind of vibe

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<v Speaker 2>of that kind of man, flashy with money, loves having

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<v Speaker 2>hot women around, loves being at the table in the

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<v Speaker 2>club before the bottles and the gray goose, whatever you want.

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<v Speaker 2>He just gave me that vibe.

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<v Speaker 5>A lot of people get money, men can't handle it.

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<v Speaker 5>And I think to be a man, you got I

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<v Speaker 5>have not just money. Your mind is the most important.

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<v Speaker 5>That's got to be in check. You've got to be

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<v Speaker 5>physically in check to a certain degree. I'm not saying

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<v Speaker 5>you'll be a supermodel. We've got beefs, yes, healthy. I

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<v Speaker 5>might only be forty one, but I've got the mindset

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<v Speaker 5>of a ninet year old. I've got the experience of

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<v Speaker 5>a ninety year old. So I'm a bit like it's

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<v Speaker 5>mighte sham chipe, like Sean Connery type, if you like,

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<v Speaker 5>right old school kind of Yeah, whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>Greece, I'm actually just like I thought he was conveying

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<v Speaker 3>himself to nineteen year old. He's like, you need to

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<v Speaker 3>have a sharp mind, you need to have a sharp body,

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<v Speaker 3>you need to have a obviously being us to have

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<v Speaker 3>a sharff dig Like, oh my god, He's like, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>like a ninet ye old, Like that is not a

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<v Speaker 3>good reference.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you doing?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, Chris, I'm just like astandish. Have you

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<v Speaker 3>found this guy?

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<v Speaker 2>No? I know, but this is this is what I

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<v Speaker 2>think that whole world of sugar daddies is full of.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's a world that we're not exposed to ever,

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<v Speaker 2>do you know what I mean? Like, I don't go

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<v Speaker 2>to clubs like that anymore. I used to go to

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<v Speaker 2>clubs he goes to when I was sixteen and using

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<v Speaker 2>a fake ID, and I said to him, I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I would be hell on a night out because I

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<v Speaker 2>would probably get in a fight with one of your

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<v Speaker 2>friends who was probably being like misogynistic or something.

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<v Speaker 1>We would not it would not go well. And also

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<v Speaker 1>I would not.

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<v Speaker 2>Get let enter the club because I wouldn't be wearing

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<v Speaker 2>high heels and I never brushed my hair, Like I'm your.

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<v Speaker 3>Idea of how And he still went out of the date.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so obviously he was talking loads about like his money,

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<v Speaker 2>but as you are as well, was we're both girl bosses.

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<v Speaker 2>So I was asking him about what I could do

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<v Speaker 2>maybe with my money, and asking him advice, as.

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<v Speaker 1>I always do and I meet rich people. If I

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<v Speaker 1>was going to invest in one thing, what do you

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<v Speaker 1>think it should be?

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<v Speaker 4>It depends on what you got to invest Tell me

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<v Speaker 4>what you got, tell me what you want, and I'll

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<v Speaker 4>tell you what to do. Okay, So I believe in life.

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<v Speaker 5>Look, if you have your base sorted, which is a property,

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah maybe some investment property were one, two, three or

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<v Speaker 5>four five, whatever, You got all your materialistic crap out

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<v Speaker 5>of the way, your watches, whatever, whatever. Once you've got

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<v Speaker 5>that out of the way, whatever you earn, it's for yourself.

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<v Speaker 3>You didn't give you any advice. He basically just said,

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<v Speaker 3>once you're rich enough to get anything that anyone ever

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<v Speaker 3>really wants this day and age, all you need.

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<v Speaker 2>Your watches, your cars, your property. Once you've got that,

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<v Speaker 2>it's like, thanks, mate, didn't think of that.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm great now. I honestly thought he was going to

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<v Speaker 3>be like, you need to invest in this company right now.

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<v Speaker 3>They're heart. Well, there was no advice.

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<v Speaker 1>I want someone to tell me to do that. I

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<v Speaker 1>want to be told where to invest with my money.

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<v Speaker 2>There were moments, yeah, when this just felt like I

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<v Speaker 2>was on a date with one of my dad's friends.

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<v Speaker 3>I honestly can tell Grace, Like from knowing your dad

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<v Speaker 3>online and meeting a few times. You're like, I you

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<v Speaker 3>do not think your dad would be friends, isn't I?

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's true.

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<v Speaker 3>No, that's true.

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<v Speaker 1>That is true. This guy is very not my dad's band.

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<v Speaker 3>My dad hangs out with like.

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<v Speaker 1>Politicians and like yeah, and then ex footballers.

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<v Speaker 2>Only friends friends are ex politicians, ex footballers, and like

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<v Speaker 2>some like he's a bit of a star fucker my dad.

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<v Speaker 3>So like for those who may not know who your

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<v Speaker 3>dad is, and like I'm saying that because I'm from

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<v Speaker 3>Ireland and I'm not up with UK politics, I don't

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<v Speaker 3>know who your dad was before, so I know is

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<v Speaker 3>now I'm like, who was playing him in love? Actually

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<v Speaker 3>that's what I wanted to know.

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<v Speaker 2>He had a show actually based on him, wal bluesy

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<v Speaker 2>based name which called The Thick of It, which then

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<v Speaker 2>became Deep in America.

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<v Speaker 1>But his name is Alice the Campbell. That's my dad,

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<v Speaker 1>and he worked for Tony Blair, who.

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<v Speaker 2>Was obviously the Prime minister here for a long time,

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<v Speaker 2>has worked in the Labor Party and now he's just

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<v Speaker 2>a very very outspoken person.

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<v Speaker 1>In the UK.

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<v Speaker 2>He's always going on the news shouting about the current

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<v Speaker 2>government and he hates Brexit and he loves the round

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<v Speaker 2>about that.

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<v Speaker 1>But he's actually becoming just very known for being my father.

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<v Speaker 3>But the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree

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<v Speaker 3>because you're well known, known for going on dates with

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<v Speaker 3>sugar daddies, So like, I want to know you went

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<v Speaker 3>on obviously you're kind of trying to be a sugar babe.

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<v Speaker 3>He's a sugar daddy. Like what would be the arrangement

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<v Speaker 3>if you were to date him? Like did he offer

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<v Speaker 3>you money?

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<v Speaker 2>At one point he sort of said this thing, but

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<v Speaker 2>I couldn't really figure out if it was like him

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<v Speaker 2>using as an example or if he was actually offering

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<v Speaker 2>me ten thousand pounds a month. If it's take round

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<v Speaker 2>a month, thank you, thank you, that would be great holiday.

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<v Speaker 1>That's thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 4>You should come out with me for a night just

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<v Speaker 4>I'll give you my number later.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, well, but I think I'll show you my way

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<v Speaker 5>and you could say, yeah, it's a load of bollocks,

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<v Speaker 5>or actually I really like it.

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<v Speaker 4>I think I'll enjoy it.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know why. I'm just getting the creep so bad.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen to that, like so ten grand for what?

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<v Speaker 2>No, and also real listening to that, he is basically

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<v Speaker 2>saying to me, come out to the casinos.

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<v Speaker 1>If you like it, you'll get to tank around them.

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<v Speaker 3>But no, no, no, because he also said come home

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<v Speaker 3>with me. So what does that entail?

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<v Speaker 4>You know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's what I don't know, but that's what I mean. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>don't with a sugar daddy, Like what is the deal?

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<v Speaker 3>Deal? Is it all different levels? Some sugar daddies just

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<v Speaker 3>want you to go out and have dinner with the love, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>or they want more, like where's the line?

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<v Speaker 1>I think a lot of them want sex, is what

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<v Speaker 1>I think.

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<v Speaker 3>We don't know about him. Maybe he just wants a

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<v Speaker 3>few girls. Well he said they were girlfriends.

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<v Speaker 1>Though, no, he was definitely shagging those those definitely, Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god. I know, I know, with the mind of

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<v Speaker 1>a ninety year old or whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>He said, he probably doesn't remember any of their names. No,

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<v Speaker 3>I know, so great. I think the main question is

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<v Speaker 3>have you got sugar Daddy out of your system.

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<v Speaker 2>I think, yes, I don't think that's a lifestyle that's

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<v Speaker 2>quite for me because and I'm not going to generalize,

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<v Speaker 2>but for the impression I got, I'm definitely way too

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<v Speaker 2>opinionated and the opposite of subordinate for an arrangement where

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<v Speaker 2>like there's that kind of transaction going on because I'm

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<v Speaker 2>just too badly behaved in relationships.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and I also think that how would you even

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<v Speaker 3>tell your dad and your mom?

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<v Speaker 2>I know, well, I'd be like, listen, guys, you should

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<v Speaker 2>be happy because you know, I found a sugar daddy,

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<v Speaker 2>so don't need to financially spundle with you lot anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, great, it's I can safe to say he's very honest. No, actually, sir,

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<v Speaker 3>we don't know what he's being honest, Like he could

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<v Speaker 3>completely be bullshering the whole thing. But I like how

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<v Speaker 3>UPFRONTI is like being a trust fund baby, like having

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<v Speaker 3>an easy life all that kind of stuff. He's not

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<v Speaker 3>trying to have some like big package story that he's

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<v Speaker 3>had delta hard life. You know, he has a day

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<v Speaker 3>easy and like I love for him that he is

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<v Speaker 3>living his best life and he's got a huge amount

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<v Speaker 3>of income to fucking do whatever he needs to do

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<v Speaker 3>with whoever he wants to do it with. But it's

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<v Speaker 3>a note from me. No, do you know what?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I agree, but maybe one day, Yeah, I'll be

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<v Speaker 2>like checking in to a flight at an airport, right,

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<v Speaker 2>and it'll be like British Airways, but I'm an economy

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<v Speaker 2>or premium economy right. And then he's there and then

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<v Speaker 2>he's like, I remember you had a.

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<v Speaker 1>Nice time with you. I'll upgrade your flight and I'll

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<v Speaker 1>pay for you to fly business class.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen, if I ever see him in the airport, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>gonna go up and say I know you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, can you can you make him up grade? Please? Mate?

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<v Speaker 3>Unless he's listened to this, I think you're a really

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<v Speaker 3>nice guy. I know I am in a long term relationship,

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<v Speaker 3>but I can be I can be marals support. Yeah exactly,

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<v Speaker 3>you can.

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<v Speaker 1>You can be at the other end of the phone.

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<v Speaker 3>Roles and when he does his podcast called one thousand Dates,

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<v Speaker 3>I can be I can help him out. So grace

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<v Speaker 3>your first date with a sugar daddy. How are you

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<v Speaker 3>feeling about the next twenty seven dates?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, that's such a big number us.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, look, Lisa's not nine hundred and ninety nine, that's true.

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<v Speaker 2>And my Sugar Daddy he had to really go through

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<v Speaker 2>the trenches a lot more. But I do feel I'm

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<v Speaker 2>in the trenches.

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<v Speaker 3>Twenty seven left, like I don't know how you're going

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<v Speaker 3>to top Sugar Daddy.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, Rose. I feel like we are going

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<v Speaker 1>to top it next time on twenty eight dates later.

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<v Speaker 4>Honestly, if you.

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<v Speaker 5>Had said that to me on a day, I would

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<v Speaker 5>have walked out, since before you would have finished the sentence,

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<v Speaker 5>I'd have walked out.

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<v Speaker 3>I was really popular. I was the poshest girl of

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<v Speaker 3>I was. I was popular for a poshcar.

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<v Speaker 2>You around me.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm a savage.

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<v Speaker 2>Can help it. Twenty eight dates Later is produced by

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<v Speaker 2>from Roz Pursu and Dan Whyde. The producer is Diggory Way.

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<v Speaker 2>The executive producer is Claire Broughton. Our editors are Mithilly

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<v Speaker 2>Raw and Max O'Brien. Production management from Sharie Houston and

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<v Speaker 2>Charlotte Wall. Willard Foxton is our creative director of Development.