Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod which Teddy Mellencamp and Camra Judge.
Speaker 2: Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of Two Teas and
Speaker 2: a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp, Band, Tambridgudge, Still Sick,
Speaker 2: Tamorrid Juge recording for Big Bear reporting from Big Bear,
Speaker 2: Still Ill.
Speaker 3: I just I'm so over it. We're talking like two
Speaker 3: weeks now that I have not felt normal, have not
Speaker 3: been able to work out, and now it's like secondary
Speaker 3: shit happening, Like I feel like I have an infection,
Speaker 3: and I'm so over it.
Speaker 2: Well, I have a new show for you to watch.
Speaker 2: What it's called Disclaimer. It's with Kate Blanchette. It is
Speaker 2: so good. Well, I can't really tell you what it's
Speaker 2: about because this is just this just sums up my
Speaker 2: life really quick. I think it's on it. I just
Speaker 2: did it on Apple TV. I was staying at my
Speaker 2: friends Nicole and Chris's house while I was at the
Speaker 2: horse show this weekend, and I just, you know, you know,
Speaker 2: I'm not the best at figuring out things that have
Speaker 2: to do with remote controls or television or zooms or anything.
Speaker 2: So I go and turn it on. I'm like oh, disclaimer.
Speaker 2: I heard this was good, so I just like pressed
Speaker 2: play For about half the episode. I'm really lost, but
Speaker 2: I'm kind of loving it. Then after the episode, it
Speaker 2: just switches to a new show, and I'm like, has
Speaker 2: there only been one episode? I realized I watched the
Speaker 2: finale first.
Speaker 3: Well, I watched have you been watching land Man? I
Speaker 3: heard that is so good, so good with Billy Bob
Speaker 3: and Ali Lan Landry. Is that her last name.
Speaker 2: Is Landry or Lardie, larder, larder, larder. I don't know
Speaker 2: the Dorio's girl or blonde blonde, Okay, so that's larder, larder.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is so good, so good. And then you know,
Speaker 3: because I've been just kicking it at home, I'm a
Speaker 3: big fan of Yellowstone, and so I started watching the
Speaker 3: is it called a prequel?
Speaker 2: The one? Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah? So I watched eighteen eighty three and nineteen twenty three,
Speaker 3: and I didn't know that Yellstone had so many spin offs.
Speaker 2: I know what else? You didn't know that? I've been
Speaker 2: getting dms for people laughing at us because I didn't
Speaker 2: even catch it. What when I guess on the pod
Speaker 2: somebody asked what who would like to have on and
Speaker 2: you said Barbara Walters, but she's passed.
Speaker 3: Oh well, it doesn't mean I wait, Bobara Walter's passed away, yuess.
Speaker 2: And I'm not laughing because she passed away. I'm just
Speaker 2: laughing at every way.
Speaker 3: Why do I Why do I not know that she
Speaker 3: passed away?
Speaker 2: But everyone and their mother's like, how are you guys
Speaker 2: going to get an interview with her? You're going to
Speaker 2: wait till y'all both get to heaven or hell and
Speaker 2: hope that she's.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you know what I posted that, Eddie,
Speaker 3: he went to go take my car and for service.
Speaker 3: Now I've been talking with you about getting a new car.
Speaker 3: My car was like four years old, and not that
Speaker 3: that's super old, but I have had two range Rovers
Speaker 3: my last two cars, and I was really thinking, like
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go outside the box. I'm gonna get like
Speaker 3: a Porsche or something like that. I was gonna do
Speaker 3: something different. Couldn't do it, couldn't do it, couldn't do it.
Speaker 2: Is it the same color or a different color?
Speaker 3: No, it's black. It's black. But it's so funny because
Speaker 3: people are sending me dms going did you borrow that?
Speaker 3: Did you pull a Jenna Lions, did you borrow? And
Speaker 3: I'm like, nope, nope, nope, got it and the sucker's
Speaker 3: paid off. So it's all, man, it's man.
Speaker 2: Well, we've got quite a bit of headlines. The ex
Speaker 2: cast of Vander Pump Rules has been busy.
Speaker 3: They've been really big. I don't know. Yeah, it's not
Speaker 3: been good for them at all, not been good.
Speaker 2: Okay, so the first one is fand of Pup Rules,
Speaker 2: James Kennedy arrested for domestic violence.
Speaker 3: To anybody shocked here, you know, it's so.
Speaker 2: Sad because then I started doing the research on how
Speaker 2: many times something like this has to occur before gets
Speaker 2: the confidence to leave, because I think they you know,
Speaker 2: they keep thinking they're going to change them, or it's
Speaker 2: their fault or there's so much manipulation. But I mean
Speaker 2: we said this last year. I mean we said this
Speaker 2: two years ago, that we saw something that made us
Speaker 2: very uncomfortable.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm getting a lot of Bravo labs that have
Speaker 3: reached out to me to talk to me about the
Speaker 3: MTV Awards, And oddly enough, I didn't know that so
Speaker 3: many people knew.
Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody was a pump when we got there. With them.
Speaker 3: Yep, that's right.
Speaker 2: There was so many people there and you know we
Speaker 2: were just like in protection mode of her and trying
Speaker 2: to get them just to stop and they And the
Speaker 2: sad part is and listen, I don't think that any
Speaker 2: of this is like great for public consumption. It's heartbreaking,
Speaker 2: Like it's heartbreaking. But I also think that something I've
Speaker 2: seen and a bunch of the a bunch of the
Speaker 2: bloggers and everybody is like, yeah, I mean, Kristen said this,
Speaker 2: Raquel said this, Ali denied that it happened when you know,
Speaker 2: when we had seen it, and the.
Speaker 3: Viewers, he is sticking by his side as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but also the viewers ignored it and let him
Speaker 2: be the voice of reason this season on us because
Speaker 2: he was Team Mariana.
Speaker 3: But didn't he leave the season. I didn't watch the
Speaker 3: whole season, but didn't he leave the season as just
Speaker 3: like a fan favorite and it was like one of
Speaker 3: the best seasons. And now this it's.
Speaker 2: Like, well, it's because he was team Mariana and everybody
Speaker 2: hated Tom sander All so much and Raquel so much
Speaker 2: that then.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just it's I mean, it's sad. So after
Speaker 3: attending Kathy Hilton's Christmas party on Tuesday, de Summer tenth. Burban,
Speaker 3: California police were dispatched the home in the area Tuesday
Speaker 3: night after receiving a call about an argument between him
Speaker 3: and a woman please say. They determined it was domestic incident,
Speaker 3: leading to the DJ being arrested for mister meader and
Speaker 3: domestic violence. Now, James Kennedy's lawyers said, no injuries we
Speaker 3: were had. I'm like, really, so you can't see any
Speaker 3: physical marks? That means nothing happened.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, and the we're not talking like this
Speaker 2: is on radar online like this next article is from
Speaker 2: NBC News. Attorneys for James Kennedy said, no injuries. Then
Speaker 2: it was James was arrested last Tuesday after the Kathy
Speaker 2: Hilton party. We see that he was with Nick Vial.
Speaker 2: You know, there was some kind of something was happening
Speaker 2: at Kathy Hilton's. We don't know what it was, but
Speaker 2: apparently according to allegedly, according to news reports, there was
Speaker 2: there was a disturbance with him and what he was doing.
Speaker 2: Kennedy was booked on the misdemeanor and then later posted
Speaker 2: I think a twenty thousand dollars bail and then days
Speaker 2: later it's released the incident he was arrested eleven fifty
Speaker 2: and that a female stated her boyfriend lifted her up
Speaker 2: and threw her to the ground. Police said formal charges
Speaker 2: are pending reviewed by Burbanks City Attorney's office, the police
Speaker 2: log list and arrest charge and yeah, he's.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say he's done. He's done. When it comes
Speaker 3: to Bravo TV career, all that, I mean, I think
Speaker 3: enough is enough.
Speaker 2: The hard part for me to really understand, like, yeah, people,
Speaker 2: do you know shitty thing? Like right, our next headline
Speaker 2: is going to be into whatever the hell's going on
Speaker 2: with Tom Sandoval. But at the end of the day,
Speaker 2: whatever shit storm's happening between two people you know, like
Speaker 2: is very different than DV Right.
Speaker 3: So Ali did break her silence about the domestic violence
Speaker 3: since she did a statement saying thank you to everyone
Speaker 3: who has reached out with love and support and for
Speaker 3: checking in on me. Ali wrote her Instagram story summer fourteenth,
Speaker 3: marking her first public comment about the instant. I'm okay
Speaker 3: in taking the time I need right now. I deeply
Speaker 3: appreciate shate all the kindness and respect for my privacy
Speaker 3: during this time.
Speaker 2: Then James Kennedy's exes react on social media. Kristen took
Speaker 2: to her Instagram story sharing the tmzer article breaking the
Speaker 2: news of his arrest, saying finally. Rachel also shared an
Speaker 2: Instagram story with the news, writing the amount of times
Speaker 2: I convinced myself that the abuse I endured by James
Speaker 2: Kennedy I didn't know he had a third last name,
Speaker 2: Georgiou was a misunderstanding is sickening. WHOA yeah, and you know,
Speaker 2: people can think what they want about Raquel or Rachel,
Speaker 2: and she's driven me. That's the time.
Speaker 3: But obviously his DJ career is still booming. He just
Speaker 3: did a sold out DJ set on Saturday in Milwaukee.
Speaker 2: I just and then it leads here's the problem. It
Speaker 2: leads you to speculate so many other things that but
Speaker 2: even if you speculate other things like oh, is he
Speaker 2: no longer sober, there's still no excuse for no.
Speaker 3: I mean most of them will think is oh he's
Speaker 3: no longer sober. That's what the first thing people think.
Speaker 3: But regardless if he's sober or not, if you're hitting somebody,
Speaker 3: if you're sober or intoxicated, it doesn't make it any better.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And and this is how many times now and
Speaker 2: how many different women, and if.
Speaker 3: You are intoxicated doing it, that is every reason in
Speaker 3: the world never to take a sip of alcohol again.
Speaker 2: Again.
Speaker 3: And this is this is not a one and done situation.
Speaker 2: And also it was a big and not to really
Speaker 2: dig into this, but I'm like obsessing. It was a
Speaker 2: really big night for Ali because Ali went to Kathy's
Speaker 2: early and did her like astrological reading. You know.
Speaker 3: I didn't know that, yeah, because I didn't attend because
Speaker 3: I was sick.
Speaker 4: But there was like, uh, you know, and most people
Speaker 4: that are most from my experience of knowing, do douchebags
Speaker 4: and asshole dudes.
Speaker 2: They can't handle it when it is there.
Speaker 3: When a woman is shining and she looks stunnying that
Speaker 3: night as well from the pictures I've seen, it's just
Speaker 3: it's just heartbreaking.
Speaker 2: And I hope she gets the.
Speaker 3: Confidence to move on, because no woman deserves that. And
Speaker 3: I know it's not the easiest thing to move on
Speaker 3: from a situation, like you start to when you're in it,
Speaker 3: you start to believe like, oh, this is normal life.
Speaker 3: Well it's not normal life. And when you're out of
Speaker 3: it you realize if it's if it's physical violence or
Speaker 3: emotional violence. Trust me, once you're out of it, your
Speaker 3: eyes are wide open.
Speaker 2: And Alie, even if you had a drink and or
Speaker 2: you were tipsy yourself and you maybe started the fight
Speaker 2: or whatever it may be, I don't there's still not
Speaker 2: a reason, no excuse, anybody should pick you up and
Speaker 2: throw you to the ground. There's no there's absolutely no excuse.
Speaker 2: But and she's really like a sweet girl.
Speaker 3: She's so sweet.
Speaker 2: This next one is Tom Sandovald's girlfriend. Victoria Robinson posts
Speaker 2: a cryptic Instagram story. She writes, Wow, you guys were right.
Speaker 2: Tiger never changes its stripes. He loves the best friends. Apparently,
Speaker 2: I feel like a fool, completely heartbroken. Then Tom goes
Speaker 2: on live on Instagram and says, Victorious calling me, she
Speaker 2: made a big mistake earlier. I'm confused.
Speaker 3: I'm confused on that too. I don't know if they
Speaker 3: got into a fight and she knows how bad that
Speaker 3: will hurt his public image. If she goes out there
Speaker 3: and says that she's, you know, obviously hitting up her
Speaker 3: best friend, or he did.
Speaker 2: Yeah, either she either they got into some kind of
Speaker 2: argument and she said this is gonna hurt him the worst,
Speaker 2: or he did hit up her best friend but or
Speaker 2: he's a cheater, or she is a cheater, or none
Speaker 2: of this really mad By the way.
Speaker 3: She knew what she was getting into.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and by the way, like this isn't the first
Speaker 2: time she's gone to social media to share stuff.
Speaker 3: Oh really, I don't publicly, I don't know anything about it.
Speaker 2: I don't follow her either, but she something happened after
Speaker 2: like a watch What Happens Live or something, and she
Speaker 2: posted a bunch of stuff. I feel like either way,
Speaker 2: and whoever told him he should represent himself when it
Speaker 2: comes to Raquel or go on Instagram live at that
Speaker 2: moment and talk about it.
Speaker 3: Well, it's starting to sound like a Fanta Pip Rules
Speaker 3: needs their cameras up with the old cast, is what
Speaker 3: it's starting to sound like.
Speaker 2: They're like, they're like, oh, oh, we losing that job.
Speaker 2: We are all gonna go in full throttle. I know
Speaker 2: the sandwich shop's gonna have what can they do, like
Speaker 2: service sandwich without mayonnaise.
Speaker 3: Somebody's gonna get food poisoning. I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's it's a lot. This next one. Queens of Bravo oh,
Speaker 2: the Real Housewives of the Orange County scored its largest
Speaker 2: average audience in five years, with three point one million viewers,
Speaker 2: which is a five percent increase over the previous season.
Speaker 2: It didn't go lost on me that you tweeted then
Speaker 2: my my back is sore.
Speaker 3: Okay, so this is so, this is what happened.
Speaker 2: And here's the thing.
Speaker 3: I just constantly get trolled. It's ridiculous. So season eighteen
Speaker 3: year old house with Orange County so a spike and
Speaker 3: viewership been tamor judge took credit for carrying the season.
Speaker 3: That is not exactly what happened. It was a tongue
Speaker 3: in cheeks that was called joke. Basically, queens of Bravo
Speaker 3: put out there Tamar carried the season, and I jokingly
Speaker 3: put my back hurts like that jokingly, not me tooting
Speaker 3: my own horn. Me being a smartass. However, let me
Speaker 3: toot my own horn because you know the ratings five
Speaker 3: years ago that was my last season before I got fired,
Speaker 3: you know what to too. So yeah, it wasn't. I mean,
Speaker 3: I don't know who wrote a Taste of Reality. They
Speaker 3: always try to dog me and making me with you know, oh, that's.
Speaker 2: My blogger account sorry, no.
Speaker 3: Which is it's a click bait to get it going.
Speaker 3: That's not what I did. Sounds like queens Barbo actually
Speaker 3: said the sound you make after carrying the sea. And
Speaker 3: they have me going in a scene with a video
Speaker 3: me sign and I just wrote my back hurts, which
Speaker 3: actually my back did hurt.
Speaker 2: Your back does hurt, and you're all sicked up. Well,
Speaker 2: Brandy Glanville has zero drama with Terry Debrow amid face
Speaker 2: parasite fears. This is from US Weekly. Brandy Glanville is
Speaker 2: accepting doctor Dubro's help amid her health issues. Glanville has
Speaker 2: experienced an abnormal facial swelling that she claims could be
Speaker 2: due to face parasites. However, Dubrow stated that he doesn't
Speaker 2: believe that to be the case. I saw one of
Speaker 2: her interviews, and I've seen the picture of her, the
Speaker 2: one where she has swollen and the one where she's
Speaker 2: really deflated with a regular skin. Here's the thing, here's
Speaker 2: what Brandy really needs to focus on. And it's not
Speaker 2: her fault, it's her doctor's fault. Brandy needs a diagnosis. Yes.
Speaker 2: Debrou delivered a message to Glanville via and via TMZ
Speaker 2: offering to stiff needed and Brandy said, I have zero
Speaker 2: drama with doctor de Brow. I appreach all the help
Speaker 2: I can get. We've been in touch and play.
Speaker 3: Can I stop you. I'm just glad that she starts
Speaker 3: out I have zero drama.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course she's about to help you for free,
Speaker 2: Like of course you have zero drama. But she has
Speaker 2: zero drama with doctor de Brow. I appreciate all the
Speaker 2: help I can get. We've been in touch and planned
Speaker 2: to talk. Thank you for all the love. All fillers
Speaker 2: that were in my face have been dissolved. I've seen
Speaker 2: the best doctors at Cedar Sinai and the doctors they
Speaker 2: referred me too.
Speaker 3: Well, I hope that she gets some kind of diagnosis
Speaker 3: because that looks painful. I gotta believe that stress plays
Speaker 3: a huge part in it.
Speaker 2: But she looked did like it didn't look like that
Speaker 2: when she was in her Bryce Sander interview.
Speaker 3: Well, I think lighting has a lot to do with that.
Speaker 2: So I can get beg blamed and all this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if I could do a picture like this and
Speaker 3: fortunes and a little wrinkling right here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you want to take the next one.
Speaker 3: Jenshaw Jnshaw's prison sentence reduced again as new release date
Speaker 3: is revealed. Over two years after gently guilty to fraud,
Speaker 3: it's been revealed that gen will be released from the
Speaker 3: Brian Federal Prison Camp in Texas one month sooner. Jenshaw's assistant,
Speaker 3: Stuart Smith, has been sentenced to nine months in present prison.
Speaker 3: You will report to prison January seventeenth, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3: Jenshaw's release date has been reduced yet again, with a
Speaker 3: new date release November nineteen, twenty twenty seven.
Speaker 2: And will she make it in time to film season nine?
Speaker 3: Probably?
Speaker 2: Probably, she probably asked. She's like, I think Filmy's gonna
Speaker 2: go cameras are gonna go up, blah blah.
Speaker 3: Well, there's no doubt in my mind that Saltlake City's
Speaker 3: going to continue. So by the time she gets out
Speaker 3: of prison, I'm sure she'll have a spot right back
Speaker 3: there with her snowflake.
Speaker 2: Well, speaking of Salt Lake City, guess who's sending us
Speaker 2: the passports? The passport covers they all know. Did you
Speaker 2: respond back to Bronwyn? She messaged us.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I didn't get I don't think I got
Speaker 3: a message off to go.
Speaker 2: Look, yeah, she messaged us and said I want to
Speaker 2: send you guys the passport covers. What color do you want?
Speaker 2: And I've said you can send me whatever you want,
Speaker 2: even a seat at thirty four B to come to
Speaker 2: Salt Lake, Like, I don't mind, I'll sit coach middle.
Speaker 2: But whatever color you think suits me.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, not coach seat. Oh my god. I mean,
Speaker 3: what is it? An hour flight?
Speaker 2: I think I can. I can do it.
Speaker 3: I can do it. I can do it this one.
Speaker 2: Whitney and Justin Rose are allegedly on the rocks and
Speaker 2: close to divorce. The Real Housewives Zone Instagram post here
Speaker 2: Whitney and Justin have been sleeping apart since the start
Speaker 2: of twenty twenty three, but are pretending everything is okay.
Speaker 2: A source closed to the zone said they fight constantly,
Speaker 2: and Whitney had a melt down at the end of
Speaker 2: season five reunion, which was fulled by her personal issues.
Speaker 2: Whitney recently discussed her marriage on Bravo TV after show,
Speaker 2: and she said marriage is up and down. Relationships are
Speaker 2: up and down. I think the key is communication. The
Speaker 2: spikes are bigger, the dips are lower, but the show
Speaker 2: has really taught us the important of communication. Whitney is,
Speaker 2: this is in quotes. Whitney is banking on the demise
Speaker 2: of her marriage to confirm her snowflake for next season,
Speaker 2: and she will not be holding back. She's close to
Speaker 2: signing divorce papers and is ready to move on. I mean,
Speaker 2: I don't believe this. I don't care if I really
Speaker 2: believe it or not. But I also think, like, when
Speaker 2: she's ready to share, she's gonna share.
Speaker 3: Like, why are we speculating one person close to the
Speaker 3: couple is going to go run to the Real Housewives
Speaker 3: Zone and give them all this information? And I think
Speaker 3: it's really really dirty for fan accounts to report things.
Speaker 2: Like this, Yeah, if we would have set But also
Speaker 2: what is it when they say, like a source close
Speaker 2: to the when ninety nine percent of the time, I'm
Speaker 2: sure it had nothing.
Speaker 3: Yeah nobody, It's just somebody starting shit. I don't know,
Speaker 3: I'm getting I'm having zero tolerance for these fan accounts
Speaker 3: that are just trying to just create shit that's not
Speaker 3: necessarily there.
Speaker 2: And if it is there, we will end up finding out.
Speaker 2: I'm sure show is, but I don't but talking about
Speaker 2: it that don't.
Speaker 3: Talk about it now, you're you're, you know, breaking huge
Speaker 3: news about it.
Speaker 2: Ro Housewives of Miami Season seven has wrapped filming.
Speaker 3: I saw a little video on Instagram at their rap party,
Speaker 3: and it kind of looked like Ariana was going after.
Speaker 2: Maybe Julia and Adriana.
Speaker 3: Adriana is was going after. I think it was Julia.
Speaker 3: You can tell there was a lot of loudness going on.
Speaker 3: But somebody captured that.
Speaker 2: Well, did somebody else capture that? Lenny got engaged that check?
Speaker 3: I thought he already was engaged.
Speaker 2: No, then they had like a then they broke up,
Speaker 2: and then.
Speaker 3: You got to get re engaged. Does that mean she
Speaker 3: got a bigger ring?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, look at this this in from Reality Tea
Speaker 3: Whitney Rose Slam's accusation she's headed for divorce. It is
Speaker 3: a lie. This is a lie, and everyone should fact
Speaker 3: check before they put such reckless false information out there.
Speaker 3: Then I agree, we're talking about the Real Housewives Zone
Speaker 3: Instagram putting that out there. Whitney has spoke, so yeah, so.
Speaker 2: Waited out guys, And like, why do people I don't
Speaker 2: know anyone in the history of the world that would
Speaker 2: on purpose try to create a storyline that could hurt
Speaker 2: a family. Yeah, it's just you know, dirty shift happens,
Speaker 2: but I don't I don't know. But let's speaking of
Speaker 2: let's get into Potomac.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 2: Let's so we're at season nine, episode eleven eleven, Me
Speaker 2: and her kids go to an obstacle course. Mia says
Speaker 2: her kids know about the divorce. She wants to remind
Speaker 2: them that they are her and Gordon's number one priority.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it seems like it.
Speaker 2: I'm like this The actual obstacle course is in MIA's
Speaker 2: head because she is like jumping through hoops to try
Speaker 2: to make this situation as messy as possible on TV.
Speaker 3: For sure, Like this is the messiest situation I've ever
Speaker 3: seen when it comes to divorce with children in it,
Speaker 3: and then you bring another outside person in it. You
Speaker 3: have him in your house and kids are like, Mommy,
Speaker 3: please don't marry him. Like this. To me, it is horrible.
Speaker 3: I think it's horrible.
Speaker 2: Oh, it gets worse as we get to Karen's whatever
Speaker 2: love lunch and but then Stacy, Giselle, and Karen meet
Speaker 2: for lunch. Karen tells him she's hosting a Love Lagoon party.
Speaker 2: Stacy says, TJ is auditioning in LA and we'll be
Speaker 2: back for the party. Of course, he'll be back for
Speaker 2: the party.
Speaker 3: He lives in LA, doesn't he?
Speaker 2: I think so, I don't know. To be honest, I've
Speaker 2: never even looked at TJ's Instagram. I haven't looked at
Speaker 2: his IMDb. I'm really not interested.
Speaker 3: I'm not either.
Speaker 2: I feel like maybe he did a show with Shamar,
Speaker 2: who I'm friendly with. Like a part of me is like,
Speaker 2: do I ask Shamar the details on TJ? But then
Speaker 2: I'm like, no, I don't care. No, don't care. No.
Speaker 3: But I mean, the more I I'm getting to see TJ,
Speaker 3: the less I mean, the more like cringe I'm feeling.
Speaker 2: Giselle and Karen can't even fake it.
Speaker 3: They can't. They can't even be nice about it.
Speaker 2: No, Gizelle tells Stacey's she needs to figure out what
Speaker 2: she likes and that she needs more penises, and then
Speaker 2: Stacy says TJ is God fearing, and then Gizelle says,
Speaker 2: TJ isn't getting it from Stacy, He's getting it from
Speaker 2: someone else. Do you believe that a man can be celibate? No?
Speaker 3: Man, I know, I don't know. I mean, I I no, man,
Speaker 3: I know, That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Well, this is like the OG's of the franchise. Trying
Speaker 2: to take the newbie and tell her she's too pretty
Speaker 2: to not get dick down. Is why we can never
Speaker 2: hate Giselle and Karen. I know, honey, Well.
Speaker 3: They're trying so hard to just make her open her eyes. Girl. Well,
Speaker 3: he's just not that into you.
Speaker 2: He's into being on television.
Speaker 3: You need to compare and contrast penises.
Speaker 2: Like I can't.
Speaker 3: I mean, Karen really thinks that TJ has a whole
Speaker 3: nother life in La. Do you think she knows something?
Speaker 3: We don't know, because you know, when you're on a show,
Speaker 3: you tend to find things out.
Speaker 2: My guess is she didn't say that without any research
Speaker 2: or people sending her information.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm thinking.
Speaker 2: But I don't know. I mean, I also don't see
Speaker 2: a lot of people banging down TJ's door to pound
Speaker 2: it out with him.
Speaker 3: Well, you never know, you do never know, You never know. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I think that the production is giving TJ so much
Speaker 3: airtime because no, it's just going to be a train wreck.
Speaker 2: It's going to any.
Speaker 3: Guy that gets a lot of airtime. It's because there
Speaker 3: fringy cringy. Except for Jersey guys. They have their own
Speaker 3: show within the show.
Speaker 2: But then Mia asked Karen if she can bring Jacqueline
Speaker 2: to her party, and Karen says no. Mia tells Jacqueline
Speaker 2: that Karen said no, and then Jacqueline says she didn't
Speaker 2: want to go anyway.
Speaker 3: I mean, hell no, I wouldn't want jacking out my
Speaker 3: house either if I was Karen. But you can't blame Karen, obviously,
Speaker 3: but production, once are there, you can tell production once
Speaker 3: you're there.
Speaker 2: And Karen, what do you care? People are gonna come
Speaker 2: for you or they're not. Just let Jacqueline show up.
Speaker 3: Well, it looks like Wendy's fortieth birthday is just going
Speaker 3: to carry through the entire season of Potomac. She's having
Speaker 3: a chapter forty celebration in Panama. Wendy, I know I've
Speaker 3: been to Panama Panama, I.
Speaker 2: Have not, but Wendy, please, it was I beg of you.
Speaker 2: Let's pick a new reason. We can not sella that
Speaker 2: bright our birthday all year round.
Speaker 3: But you know, Wendy definitely won worst Dress last week
Speaker 3: with the Staypuff Marshmallow outfit. Oh but she redeemed herself
Speaker 3: this this episode with that pink dress. It looked really
Speaker 3: pretty and then she handed the Batonda Ashley, who was
Speaker 3: kind of the worst dress. That two piece situation going on.
Speaker 3: I didn't mind it, oh, I minded it.
Speaker 2: Well. Then Kiana says the theme is liberation, explaining three
Speaker 2: women are going through divorce. Greg questions if the divorces
Speaker 2: are because of the show.
Speaker 3: I was a little shocked that they actually left that
Speaker 3: in me too.
Speaker 2: But then Keiana says Greg is not one hundred percent
Speaker 2: on board with being on TV and that she and
Speaker 2: Greg have differing values.
Speaker 3: Well, every time is he's wearing Cardier and she's not.
Speaker 3: What do you what's your thoughts on a man wearing
Speaker 3: the nail bracelet? No, no, it's a big fat noe
Speaker 3: for me.
Speaker 2: It's a no for me. It's a kill a lady boner.
Speaker 2: It's gone. Yes, But every time it's like when a
Speaker 2: guy wears flip flops with like thick straps. Absolutely not mandals, mandals.
Speaker 3: No, you're not having it.
Speaker 2: Huh, I am not having it.
Speaker 3: I once left a guy in Hawaii because you wear
Speaker 3: loafers with his swimming trunks.
Speaker 2: That's another literal.
Speaker 3: Lace went through the kitchen, got a flight home.
Speaker 2: But every time we get a Kiarana solo scene, I'm
Speaker 2: baffled with, like what we're supposed to take away from it?
Speaker 2: She's an actual housewife, right, Yeah, Like I'm confused, like
Speaker 2: what what's happening?
Speaker 3: I don't know where they were going with that.
Speaker 2: Then Stacy and in it that much, no, and when
Speaker 2: she is, it's like, what you're breaking the fourth wall
Speaker 2: and who cares? But then Stacy and her aunt get
Speaker 2: together because she clearly needs somebody to have TJ's back,
Speaker 2: and since none of the housewives, well, she's had to
Speaker 2: bring her aunt along. And her aunt she tells her
Speaker 2: aunt that they're not sleeping together, and her aunt says,
Speaker 2: it's not an easy thing to do, but it's what
Speaker 2: God told them to do, Okay.
Speaker 3: I mean, I mean it's not It doesn't bother me
Speaker 3: that Stacy and TJ are not sleeping together. That doesn't
Speaker 3: bother me, ye more religious reasons or whatever. What bothers
Speaker 3: me is that he just doesn't seem into her, like
Speaker 3: he gets the ebg pis when she comes near him.
Speaker 2: She's like yeah, like yeah, I mean, that's what bothers me.
Speaker 2: And then she's trying harder and harder, and he feels
Speaker 2: like he's like pulling back even more and I I mean.
Speaker 3: Stacy and TJ are both hot and they are banging.
Speaker 2: It's kind of a shame, I think Stacy, I can't.
Speaker 2: I can't with TJ because for me, it's like always personalities. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like his personality takes away from it's creeping into his yeah,
Speaker 2: his physical And then Giselle meets up with her date.
Speaker 2: Gazelle says that she's going to be an empty nester
Speaker 2: and now it's all about what she wants and likes.
Speaker 2: Her date says he's never been I liked him. Her
Speaker 2: date says, he's never seems.
Speaker 3: Like a really nice guy.
Speaker 2: I know he this is somebody that I enjoyed watching
Speaker 2: the date with what.
Speaker 3: I think Gazelle wants a bad boy.
Speaker 2: She does what she says she likes a bad boy,
Speaker 2: but her date says he's never been arrested or gone
Speaker 2: to Gizelle, and Giselle's like, you know what, I need
Speaker 2: somebody a little rough around the edges. I'm like, give
Speaker 2: him some time in the show and I'm sure he'll.
Speaker 3: Have you ever been not interested in a guy because
Speaker 3: he was too nice to you?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yeah.
Speaker 3: I have me too.
Speaker 2: But I don't think that this guy's going to be
Speaker 2: too nice. I think he's just it's new.
Speaker 3: Well, his favorite color is green. Nobody's favorite color is green.
Speaker 2: Mine is absolutely not green.
Speaker 3: No, you word green suit the other day and you
Speaker 3: had to take the pants off because she felt like
Speaker 3: a leprechaun.
Speaker 2: I looked like a leprecaun elf combination.
Speaker 3: At my age, I don't really have a favorite color.
Speaker 3: I mean it all depends when I'm at home. I
Speaker 3: like neutral colors, when earthy colors when I'm dressing, and
Speaker 3: I like black.
Speaker 2: I like monochromatic colors.
Speaker 3: So technical, but any who.
Speaker 2: Then everyone arrives at Karen's Love Lagoon party. Karen doesn't
Speaker 2: think Giselle on her date will last. Wendy thinks Josh
Speaker 2: looks like a middle school Jack Harlow.
Speaker 3: Five minutes in the party and I was already worried
Speaker 3: TJ was going to lose his shit because Stacy wasn't
Speaker 3: close enough to him.
Speaker 2: I'm like at all that I was worried about, right,
Speaker 2: I didn't mind the love child of Jack Harlowe and
Speaker 2: Beavis like I like him.
Speaker 3: He's how did you like Ashley pulling up her Michael
Speaker 3: Costello pink dress to show the goods off to the camera.
Speaker 2: Show her her no no square on Karen, I actually
Speaker 2: bought that dress last season on the show.
Speaker 3: Never wore it. It'll be on my eBay soon.
Speaker 2: Oh well, do I need to borrow up first?
Speaker 3: You might. It's also tags on it. I just got it.
Speaker 3: I'm like, yes, not me. Too many cutouts and too many.
Speaker 2: But then the game. This is when we know things
Speaker 2: are getting a little slow because we're gonna have to
Speaker 2: bring a game into things.
Speaker 3: Worst game ever for couples.
Speaker 2: I think though the fact that there wasn't even like
Speaker 2: one positive question.
Speaker 3: I know, so she married couples, It's like, really, like
Speaker 3: I didn't. I thought this game was stupid. It was
Speaker 3: kind of like, let's cause problems.
Speaker 2: Let's stir up the ship. The group plays Turn Up
Speaker 2: the Heat, where they choose questions and everyone has to
Speaker 2: answer Karen's question, do you feel like your partner has
Speaker 2: ever cheated? Clearly this was set up so he could
Speaker 2: say no, and.
Speaker 3: Then Ray and Ray says Karen has when he said that,
Speaker 3: I'm like, really, what about blue eyes?
Speaker 2: What about blue eyes?
Speaker 3: And then they're acting like she's never cheated? But Ray
Speaker 3: definitely knew what to say. That's for sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Ray came in with a script this season and
Speaker 2: he is in a.
Speaker 3: And then production knew how to play those flashbacks blue Blue,
Speaker 3: Blue Eye, Blue Eyes.
Speaker 2: And then Stacy says that Giselle thinks TJ is sleeping
Speaker 2: with people in La Giselle says they aren't a couple,
Speaker 2: and TJ agrees.
Speaker 3: What the It just gets stranger and stranger. I mean
Speaker 3: the fact that he won't sleep with Stacy, but he's
Speaker 3: sleeping with Big with bugs Bunny.
Speaker 2: Then Mia says Gordon's cheating doesn't count because she.
Speaker 3: Was there, but she needs to shut up. I'm not
Speaker 3: even interested in her anymore. It's just bye bye, me
Speaker 3: align me lion, Like she should just dress up like
Speaker 3: a lion for the reunion.
Speaker 2: It was like she's like she knew she was gonna
Speaker 2: get caught lying, so then she made up a news
Speaker 2: story and I was like, I.
Speaker 3: Just feel like me at this point, feels like she
Speaker 3: has nothing to lose, so she's.
Speaker 2: Going for it, and a housewife with nothing to lose
Speaker 2: can be quite dangerous. Yeah, then Keiana's question, are you
Speaker 2: more dominant or submissive in the bedroom? Keiana says this
Speaker 2: could give TJ some insight TJ says he's not a virgin.
Speaker 2: Wendy says she is submissive. Eddie says Wendy tries to
Speaker 2: have her dominant moments. Everyone says Mia is the dominant,
Speaker 2: and then Mia adds in that Ink likes to choke her,
Speaker 2: so she he's the dominant.
Speaker 3: Honestly, this whole conversation, I must be getting old, because
Speaker 3: this comvo makes me uncomfortable. I don't want to hear
Speaker 3: about married sex life. I really don't. I feel like
Speaker 3: that's something me personally. Keep it private.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't really care about sex live hearing
Speaker 2: about people's sex lives if it feels authentic and you're
Speaker 2: actually talking about your sex life with your partner, but
Speaker 2: playing a game in order to try to, you know,
Speaker 2: draw out drama. Like Ashley says she's dominant when she's
Speaker 2: in the lady Pond. Then Stacy says she's dominant. TJ says,
Speaker 2: just because he's not sleeping with her now, she'll never
Speaker 2: be dominant with him. Then we get to like Jazzy's
Speaker 2: husband or fiance or whatever, and he gets into the
Speaker 2: choking as well.
Speaker 3: Not me as saying that ink chokes her. I can't.
Speaker 3: I just can't with this woman anymore. I can't. Someone
Speaker 3: choked me, I mean in the balls and spray with
Speaker 3: pepper spray.
Speaker 2: Well, I do think it is Uh, some people enjoy it.
Speaker 3: No, there's nothing to enjoy. You mean, I think that's
Speaker 3: one step to death. I think that they're God, you're
Speaker 3: one of those people that enjoyed. Aren't you with me?
Speaker 2: Oh? God, now this is gonna be the new clickbait.
Speaker 2: I can't with you.
Speaker 3: I'm just sayoked. I don't want to be choked.
Speaker 2: People have different kinks. I don't know what all theirs are,
Speaker 2: but I do think that we saw some real writing
Speaker 2: on the wall with Jazzy and her husband when they
Speaker 2: got into the cheating conversation and huh then the he
Speaker 2: had to throw in the choking.
Speaker 3: I was like, well, I'm here to be the king shamer.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Well, I wish we could have gotten a scene with
Speaker 2: Karen and Giselle. Then a dog shows up in Karen's
Speaker 2: yard around the corner, Jacqueline has arrived with balloons to
Speaker 2: be continued, lordy, Lord lord, and what world does Jacqueline constitute?
Speaker 2: To be continued? And who brings their dog to somebody
Speaker 2: else's party?
Speaker 3: But I don't like that at all, unless you think
Speaker 3: that's worse, unless you ask first, don't just be randomly
Speaker 3: bringing dogs.
Speaker 2: I also don't appreciate when people unless it's a support animal,
Speaker 2: Like you don't need to bring your dog to target.
Speaker 3: I don't understand that either. I mean it's more of
Speaker 3: a pain. Well, we have a big dog to have
Speaker 3: to bring him places like, we'll take him when we're
Speaker 3: a big bear. We'll take a lot of restaurants very
Speaker 3: dog friendly. Here, if they have an outdoor patio, I'll
Speaker 3: take them. But I'm not bringing them inside a store. Well,
Speaker 3: I take that back the di y here, it's filled
Speaker 3: with animals. Eddie takes them there. But I don't. I
Speaker 3: don't know. I think there's a place in a time.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 3: It's basically home depot. It's our home, but it's called
Speaker 3: they have cats that actually live inside the buildings. I
Speaker 3: mean they're very animal friendly. But if it's in a
Speaker 3: you know, a nice restaurant or something like, just leave
Speaker 3: your dog at home.
Speaker 2: Or if you're going to someone's house you weren't even
Speaker 2: invited to things not to do bring a dog.
Speaker 3: We do a lot with our dog. A lot we
Speaker 3: take them a lot of places, but there's certain places
Speaker 3: that I just don't feel are appropriate.
Speaker 2: No, you don't just randomly show up with a dog.
Speaker 3: And I do not ever show up with our dog
Speaker 3: to somebody else's house unless we ask yes, Because it's
Speaker 3: like my house in Big Bear. We have Rugby here
Speaker 3: and he's very well behaved. Doesn't he on the floor,
Speaker 3: you know, and all that stuff. But if we have
Speaker 3: guests over, I don't want them bringing their dogs.
Speaker 2: No, So are you saying I shouldn't come for New
Speaker 2: Year's with my multiple kids and a dog that I've
Speaker 2: probably just gotten?
Speaker 3: You got a dog?
Speaker 2: No? What?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, that's the kid's number one thing on their Santa list.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, I don't know how to tell you. No,
Speaker 2: you have to not not doing this.
Speaker 3: You're not ready for that yet. I get your own
Speaker 3: shit together before you pull on a dog.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 3: I just I'm super clean and everything is in place,
Speaker 3: and I don't want anything even if they do peem
Speaker 3: my carpet, my rugs, like I know that they feed there,
Speaker 3: Like I'm really weird.
Speaker 2: I'll smell it somehow. I'll smell it, all right, guys. Well,
Speaker 2: thanks for tuning in to another episode of two Teas
Speaker 2: in a Pod. We have so many fun episodes this week,
Speaker 2: so make sure to stay tuned and we'll talk to
Speaker 2: you later in the week.
Speaker 3: Bae.