WEBVTT - Ep98: Civilian Sluts Feat Kristen Sollee 0:00:02.560 --> 0:00:06.160 Welcome to her Decisions. I am super excited for today's episode. 0:00:06.200 --> 0:00:11.440 My name is Wheezy, a booty bandit and uh I 0:00:11.480 --> 0:00:14.240 shot my shot for the guests that we have. I 0:00:14.280 --> 0:00:16.320 took a very thought e photo with her book between 0:00:16.320 --> 0:00:18.520 my legs in Mexico. Mainly I was like, oh, I'm 0:00:18.520 --> 0:00:20.480 reading this at yellow my bag in the suits yellow, 0:00:21.200 --> 0:00:24.880 but um, we have a guest in and she wrote 0:00:24.920 --> 0:00:26.920 this book that I'm in love with. And by the way, 0:00:26.960 --> 0:00:28.320 so I just want to read the back of the 0:00:28.320 --> 0:00:29.760 book cause I was like, how do I find this bit? 0:00:31.720 --> 0:00:33.239 And then at the end of it it says she 0:00:33.320 --> 0:00:36.080 curates the annual legacy of the Witch Charity Festival in Brooklyn, 0:00:36.120 --> 0:00:39.000 New York, and I was like, oh my god. So 0:00:39.080 --> 0:00:43.040 I googled your name and then I saw some professional 0:00:43.080 --> 0:00:44.440 email and I was like, man, let me do the 0:00:44.479 --> 0:00:47.720 Graham and I'm so got it right. I was actually 0:00:47.760 --> 0:00:49.919 at the bar and I was like, what the I mean? 0:00:49.960 --> 0:00:52.760 I love people take amazing photos, but that was a 0:00:52.760 --> 0:00:55.680 amazing photo and like, as I drank. Also, I got 0:00:55.680 --> 0:00:58.200 so many followers you know that happened. So I was like, 0:00:58.240 --> 0:01:00.880 holy sh it, thank you and totally heard of your 0:01:00.920 --> 0:01:04.760 podcast and I'm actually like, this is bad to say, 0:01:04.760 --> 0:01:06.120 but I don't listen to podcasts a lot, but I 0:01:06.160 --> 0:01:09.080 listened to like specific episodes and I've listened because Vice 0:01:09.200 --> 0:01:17.119 after they covered you, I was like, yeah, introduce yourself please, 0:01:17.200 --> 0:01:19.880 So yeah, my name is Kristin sole a ak Kristen 0:01:19.959 --> 0:01:22.560 Corvette on the internet just because I don't know. It's 0:01:22.600 --> 0:01:25.880 like a trashy car and definitely like the trash car. 0:01:26.000 --> 0:01:30.119 Kristin Corvette sounds super like fu. I mean, it's not 0:01:30.200 --> 0:01:33.840 like a trashy car, but it's not like a fancy car, 0:01:34.400 --> 0:01:37.840 right right right, I can afford it. I don't actually 0:01:37.840 --> 0:01:39.960 have a fucking corvette yet, So that's like on the list. 0:01:40.800 --> 0:01:43.280 I googled your book like to like get some info 0:01:43.319 --> 0:01:45.240 on it, like before I was doing this, and like 0:01:45.440 --> 0:01:47.440 you're all over the internet, like you're top ten, this 0:01:47.560 --> 0:01:51.880 top ten thatt that's humble. So they can't afford modest, 0:01:52.640 --> 0:01:56.040 can't afford like you know, it doesn't always translate to dollars. 0:01:58.640 --> 0:02:03.080 Feature what's set up? Still grateful, Still grateful, waiting on 0:02:03.120 --> 0:02:06.520 the Corevett listen. I'm really excited for people to pick 0:02:06.600 --> 0:02:07.960 up this book. So I want to tell you a 0:02:07.960 --> 0:02:09.960 little bit but how I found it? Um. I shop 0:02:10.040 --> 0:02:13.440 at a bookstore called Blue Stockings, activist bookstore on the 0:02:13.440 --> 0:02:15.320 Lower East Side, and I always passed by it on 0:02:15.360 --> 0:02:18.600 my walk home and your cover made me like, oh ship. 0:02:18.880 --> 0:02:20.520 I didn't even read the back of the book, but 0:02:20.560 --> 0:02:23.040 like that was good. It says her book is called Witches, 0:02:23.240 --> 0:02:28.000 Sluts and Feminists. I really love this book. Like, honestly, 0:02:28.040 --> 0:02:30.840 I don't like books with like I don't know, just 0:02:30.880 --> 0:02:35.400 too much like real stuff like I like that give 0:02:35.440 --> 0:02:38.440 me Like I was like Zane, like I don't know, 0:02:38.520 --> 0:02:42.000 fictional like a good like ghetto Rodico type of book, 0:02:42.720 --> 0:02:44.960 you know what I mean. But this was just a 0:02:45.040 --> 0:02:48.680 book that really resonated with me. And I mean Courter Million, 0:02:48.720 --> 0:02:51.080 which is dying like all that, Like, yeah, just tell 0:02:51.160 --> 0:02:52.560 us a little bit, like why do you write this 0:02:52.600 --> 0:02:57.359 book and what is it? Yeah? Um, So I've always 0:02:57.360 --> 0:03:02.840 been interested in X and H alternative ways of talking 0:03:02.840 --> 0:03:07.000 about sex and non normative sex, prescriptions against sex, the 0:03:07.040 --> 0:03:12.200 stigma against sexuality, especially like female sexuality, um, any kind 0:03:12.200 --> 0:03:15.760 of non normative sexuality according to like white patriarchal whatever, 0:03:16.240 --> 0:03:18.800 and so that's always been an interest. I've always been 0:03:18.800 --> 0:03:22.040 fascinated with the occult. My mom's a witch, um, but 0:03:22.520 --> 0:03:25.320 I never really connected the two until I don't know, 0:03:25.480 --> 0:03:29.639 like six seven years ago. I just really I started 0:03:29.639 --> 0:03:35.280 this site called Sluttest, and that's your website. Yeah wow, yeah, 0:03:36.760 --> 0:03:39.360 uh no, I was about to get into your mama 0:03:39.400 --> 0:03:45.400 being a wig. Okay, I just started. I have lots 0:03:45.400 --> 0:03:48.400 of wich questions because I was thinking it was going 0:03:48.440 --> 0:03:51.920 to be scarier than I thought until you broke which down. Yeah. Yeah, 0:03:52.400 --> 0:03:56.800 like for real, I'm not here for the You gotta 0:03:57.600 --> 0:04:00.240 definitely wrote this book so both types of people can 0:04:00.320 --> 0:04:02.280 relate to it, and I feel like I tried to 0:04:02.320 --> 0:04:06.320 do that. You think you are maybe not in sixteen, 0:04:07.840 --> 0:04:09.480 so there is a way to look at it if 0:04:09.480 --> 0:04:11.200 you don't believe in any of that ship. My dad's 0:04:11.200 --> 0:04:13.560 a hardcore atheist, my mom's which, so they did not 0:04:13.800 --> 0:04:16.520 stay married along. But so I feel like I had 0:04:16.520 --> 0:04:19.599 a good position sort of can I can put myself 0:04:19.640 --> 0:04:22.680 in both places as I sort of run on both 0:04:22.760 --> 0:04:26.640 sides of the whatever belief systems. I'm still like I'm 0:04:26.680 --> 0:04:28.560 definitely an agnostic in a lot of ways too, but 0:04:28.600 --> 0:04:32.560 I'm also which whatever. So because of that, I felt 0:04:32.560 --> 0:04:34.880 like I was in a unique position to talk about 0:04:35.240 --> 0:04:40.760 the way women in particular have been demonized throughout history, 0:04:41.160 --> 0:04:46.960 often because of sexuality or men not understanding women's sexuality 0:04:47.320 --> 0:04:49.120 or its kind of wanting to own it and possess 0:04:49.160 --> 0:04:52.200 it and treat them like bodies to be used and discarded. 0:04:52.560 --> 0:04:58.160 And oftentimes the witch was the archetype thrust upon these women, 0:04:58.320 --> 0:05:01.840 whether they are super a Christian or atheists or just 0:05:01.880 --> 0:05:04.280 like didn't go to church or whatever, so based on 0:05:04.320 --> 0:05:07.080 their sexuality. I read something in your book that said 0:05:07.200 --> 0:05:09.880 men were able to basically sentence a woman to her 0:05:09.960 --> 0:05:11.800 death by saying she looked at them and they had 0:05:11.800 --> 0:05:13.440 sex with her, and so she must be a witch. 0:05:13.640 --> 0:05:16.920 Basically seduction absolutely, yeah, And then the opposite was true too. 0:05:16.960 --> 0:05:18.719 If a woman didn't, you know, have sex with the 0:05:18.720 --> 0:05:20.720 man she was supposed to, or maybe marry a man 0:05:20.760 --> 0:05:22.640 she was supposed to, that could also be witchcraft. If 0:05:22.640 --> 0:05:26.880 she's sharing information about reproduction or fertility, that could be 0:05:26.880 --> 0:05:31.040 which is something that's definitely that you might not know. 0:05:31.120 --> 0:05:34.400 Genital Yes, that was from Charmed, and I only know 0:05:34.480 --> 0:05:37.560 the succubus was the man eater. That's a female sexual demon. 0:05:37.839 --> 0:05:41.480 Now I read something where you said a quarter millie 0:05:41.560 --> 0:05:43.840 was it more than a quarter a million women died 0:05:43.920 --> 0:05:48.080 for being quote unquote witches. No, no no, no, no, just 0:05:48.120 --> 0:05:52.000 a little bit. So Actually the numbers are really sketchy 0:05:52.120 --> 0:05:55.000 because a lot of those incomplete records, and you know, 0:05:55.560 --> 0:05:57.679 they didn't always write down when they would murder someone. 0:05:57.960 --> 0:06:01.120 But it's actually there were I'm feminist in the seventies, 0:06:01.160 --> 0:06:03.560 I say there that said that many there were like 0:06:03.640 --> 0:06:07.520 over millions of women. But now numbers point to according 0:06:07.560 --> 0:06:12.160 to like sort of even handed social scientists, maybe like two, 0:06:12.920 --> 0:06:15.400 um fifty to two hundred thousand. But I still think 0:06:15.520 --> 0:06:18.719 the point is that this demonization happened, and it still 0:06:18.720 --> 0:06:21.719 happens in plenty countries to women died for being host 0:06:21.880 --> 0:06:24.680 pretty much a lot into being hosed. Yeah, I mean 0:06:24.720 --> 0:06:26.839 some of them were just like wrong place, wrong time, 0:06:27.080 --> 0:06:29.400 and people got caught up in the fervor when I 0:06:29.440 --> 0:06:31.280 met the bread the birthmark thing. We'll get into it, 0:06:31.320 --> 0:06:33.560 but that way, so, um, I wanted to get into 0:06:33.600 --> 0:06:35.839 some vanilla ships. So, Kristen, it's our segment where we 0:06:35.920 --> 0:06:39.040 talk about uh an article where we it's sex in 0:06:39.080 --> 0:06:42.240 the news in this article, I really, why do we 0:06:42.320 --> 0:06:44.400 be breaking down vanilla ships so difficult? It is? It's 0:06:44.400 --> 0:06:46.880 just sex in the news, y'all. I don't know. I 0:06:46.960 --> 0:06:51.520 want to be more articulate because it's sex in the news. 0:06:51.640 --> 0:06:53.240 It's just like a news article about so it's a 0:06:53.320 --> 0:06:56.120 Variety dot com and the headline is Terry Gillum says 0:06:56.200 --> 0:07:00.080 me too movement has transformed into mob rule. It's a 0:07:00.120 --> 0:07:02.880 world of victims. I think people did very well out 0:07:02.880 --> 0:07:05.520 of meeting with Harvey, and others didn't. The ones who 0:07:05.720 --> 0:07:07.800 did knew what they were doing. These are adults were 0:07:07.800 --> 0:07:11.040 talking about here, adults with ambition. He claimed that these 0:07:11.040 --> 0:07:15.240 women didn't actually suffer, but further their career their careers, 0:07:15.600 --> 0:07:18.119 and that he knew women who walked out of meetings 0:07:18.160 --> 0:07:22.120 with the mogul before getting sexually abused quote unquote. I 0:07:22.160 --> 0:07:24.760 feel sorry for someone like Matt Damon, who's a decent 0:07:24.840 --> 0:07:27.560 human being. He came out and said not all men 0:07:27.600 --> 0:07:29.360 are rapists, and then he got beaten to death, Like, 0:07:29.400 --> 0:07:32.480 come on, that's crazy. Despite describing the Me Too movement 0:07:32.480 --> 0:07:35.400 as simplistic and silly, he said that Weinstein was a 0:07:35.440 --> 0:07:37.600 monster and warned that there were people still in the 0:07:37.600 --> 0:07:39.880 industry like him. I don't think Hollywood will change power 0:07:39.920 --> 0:07:42.400 ticks advantage. It always doesn't always have this who wrote 0:07:42.400 --> 0:07:45.320 that A guy is Terry Gillman. It sounds like Future 0:07:45.960 --> 0:07:49.360 because Future actually just came over. Yeah, so um, he 0:07:49.440 --> 0:07:51.640 actually just came out when everyone was talking about the R. 0:07:51.720 --> 0:07:54.080 Kelly documentary. He came out and was like, I think 0:07:54.120 --> 0:07:57.360 y'all given it too much attention. Excuse me, says the 0:07:57.360 --> 0:08:00.200 man who's sitting here impregnating all these women sitting here 0:08:00.240 --> 0:08:05.400 showing that he's brom I'm ready to cancel Future. I 0:08:05.440 --> 0:08:08.040 know we don't like the cancel culture, but he's one 0:08:08.080 --> 0:08:11.240 of those that has showed that he doesn't really care 0:08:11.280 --> 0:08:15.520 about where women stands. He verbally abused, you know how 0:08:15.560 --> 0:08:18.840 to shut it. He shouldn't said a goddamn thing. So 0:08:18.960 --> 0:08:21.720 you're reading that, I'm like Future rights like we're giving 0:08:21.760 --> 0:08:24.520 too much know how a mom thing. But I really 0:08:24.680 --> 0:08:28.360 was interested in your opinion in have you ever been 0:08:28.880 --> 0:08:30.600 or how do you feel reading that? Has someone ever 0:08:30.720 --> 0:08:33.720 said you're pushing feminist culture too much? And or feminist 0:08:33.960 --> 0:08:36.079 feminist culture is toxic? What does that mean when people 0:08:36.080 --> 0:08:39.960 say that we're toxic feminists? I mean that's also a 0:08:39.960 --> 0:08:45.440 popular buzzword, toxic masculinity, toxic femininity, whatever you know, and 0:08:45.480 --> 0:08:48.240 I get it. Too much of anything, it's like a 0:08:48.240 --> 0:08:50.920 bad thing, except when you're talking about equal rights for 0:08:51.000 --> 0:08:54.720 all humans. I don't know how you can do too 0:08:54.800 --> 0:09:02.560 much of that? Ums right, So how do we have you? 0:09:03.040 --> 0:09:06.719 Have you had some pushback on your book being too feminist? Oh? Yeah, absolutely, 0:09:06.760 --> 0:09:10.000 there's some fun like trolley right wing articles like liberals 0:09:10.000 --> 0:09:13.040 and feminists are all witches now, you know, which is 0:09:13.080 --> 0:09:16.880 really them being upset about? You know, people just seeing 0:09:17.040 --> 0:09:20.800 this lineage of persecution that just continues, and it's just 0:09:21.200 --> 0:09:24.120 the same thing as it happens today in all different 0:09:24.280 --> 0:09:27.520 ways that the like dominant people with the most privileged 0:09:27.559 --> 0:09:31.200 blame the most oppressed people for all their problems. That 0:09:31.280 --> 0:09:35.600 happens obviously with every segment of society, whether it's immigrants 0:09:35.679 --> 0:09:37.920 or people of color, or like women with the Me 0:09:38.040 --> 0:09:42.640 too movement. Right, So it's just talking about things that 0:09:42.640 --> 0:09:45.520 happened in the past that are still still happening, whether 0:09:45.520 --> 0:09:49.560 it's happening or it's happening the same way but a 0:09:49.600 --> 0:09:52.600 different way in the same sense. So even though maybe 0:09:53.080 --> 0:09:56.920 we're not dealing with segregation or slavery anymore, you can 0:09:56.960 --> 0:09:59.560 still sit here and kind of draw a line to 0:10:00.120 --> 0:10:04.959 the pay um, wage gap, or you know, maybe not 0:10:05.040 --> 0:10:08.040 having equal opportunity the way that you're claiming we're equal 0:10:08.040 --> 0:10:11.560 opportunity employers, but yet you're still sitting here not allowing 0:10:11.600 --> 0:10:14.720 certain people are demographics to get those jobs. So I 0:10:14.760 --> 0:10:16.920 love that you're doing that. All you're doing is drawing 0:10:16.920 --> 0:10:19.760 a line from maybe centuries ago, hundreds of years ago. 0:10:19.880 --> 0:10:21.839 I didn't read the book. I probably will read the 0:10:21.840 --> 0:10:23.920 book now because I'm not gonna lie like, which is 0:10:23.920 --> 0:10:28.400 a girl again? I'll be talking about spills and ship. 0:10:28.480 --> 0:10:30.080 We had a million or ties. I don't know if 0:10:30.080 --> 0:10:31.800 you know her, and one of our most listen to 0:10:31.840 --> 0:10:34.480 episodes a lot of people you know, and she's she's 0:10:34.520 --> 0:10:36.480 the good root, high and like and she's dope. I 0:10:36.480 --> 0:10:38.959 actually hit her up recently. I watched bird Box. Did 0:10:38.960 --> 0:10:41.640 you watch it? And I was like, yeah, I really 0:10:41.640 --> 0:10:43.400 need your help, Like I didn't know how demonic this 0:10:43.400 --> 0:10:45.080 movie would be. I can't sleep, And she gave me 0:10:45.120 --> 0:10:48.160 a chance and basically told me to if I ever 0:10:48.240 --> 0:10:50.120 feel that way, just say hey, like, if you're not 0:10:50.240 --> 0:10:52.560 of the light, I want you to leave. And she's like, 0:10:53.760 --> 0:10:57.079 quote chant prayer. We always assume to be different. Well, no, 0:10:57.240 --> 0:10:59.880 we associate prayer and I do with religion, So like 0:11:00.080 --> 0:11:02.839 just saying something to make yourself feel good, it really 0:11:03.240 --> 0:11:06.960 helps me. Time you feel bad, I got some good 0:11:06.960 --> 0:11:14.400 happy songs. Thing. It is all different. You know you 0:11:14.440 --> 0:11:16.720 don't have for a movie, girl, Every time I watched 0:11:16.760 --> 0:11:20.440 three hundred, I feel like I could beat anybody. Three 0:11:20.480 --> 0:11:22.280 hundred is my movie I go to when I feel 0:11:22.280 --> 0:11:26.440 like I gotta watch comedies. After I wanted only to 0:11:26.480 --> 0:11:30.840 read that because I really get annoyed with how the 0:11:30.920 --> 0:11:33.440 me too movement is described as this culture of like 0:11:33.480 --> 0:11:37.360 people tagging on and also interesting UM a friend of 0:11:37.400 --> 0:11:39.839 the show, and we've had her on. Leah McSweeney has 0:11:39.880 --> 0:11:43.480 had a lot of controversial UM YouTube and blogs. She's 0:11:43.480 --> 0:11:45.959 put up for saying that the me too movement can 0:11:46.000 --> 0:11:49.680 be toxic because she feels like real kind of rapes 0:11:49.760 --> 0:11:52.360 are violent, right or there are women that are being violated, 0:11:52.400 --> 0:11:55.040 and she feels like certain women are using it as 0:11:55.080 --> 0:11:57.520 a I don't want to quote her wrong, but basically 0:11:57.520 --> 0:11:59.880 saying it's a little too much and a lot of 0:12:00.000 --> 0:12:01.680 else don't like that. But she also said that she 0:12:01.720 --> 0:12:05.400 doesn't believe in a rape culture, so even like having 0:12:05.440 --> 0:12:07.800 that idea of a rape culture and even just the 0:12:07.880 --> 0:12:10.800 dialogue going through now, Um, a lot of people listen 0:12:10.880 --> 0:12:14.760 to um, the Joe Budden Show, and even men now questioning, well, 0:12:15.080 --> 0:12:17.200 how can I talk to a woman now since everything 0:12:17.320 --> 0:12:19.640 is me too? And now I feel like if I 0:12:19.720 --> 0:12:22.040 just holler at you now, I sexually assaulted you. And 0:12:22.080 --> 0:12:24.360 so now there's men that are blurring those lines where 0:12:24.360 --> 0:12:26.640 it's like, y'all know what the funk we're talking about? Like, 0:12:26.800 --> 0:12:30.280 come then any reasonable person knows, like what consent looks 0:12:30.320 --> 0:12:33.640 like and what appropriate behavior looks like. But I get it. 0:12:33.679 --> 0:12:37.520 We're in this like new territory where everything is you know, 0:12:37.679 --> 0:12:39.880 taken to the extreme or not listen to it all. 0:12:39.920 --> 0:12:42.520 It's sort of like either or you know, we haven't 0:12:42.520 --> 0:12:44.600 found you have to go far to go back, to 0:12:44.640 --> 0:12:46.920 go to the middle, to sort of even out, you know, 0:12:47.000 --> 0:12:50.040 your understandings about all that. I hate questions about, but 0:12:50.160 --> 0:12:52.800 I hate questions or men are like, well how do 0:12:52.840 --> 0:12:58.480 I know? And it's like, yeah, right, you don't, right, right, 0:12:58.920 --> 0:13:01.040 So we're gonna go ahead. So every show we have 0:13:01.280 --> 0:13:03.560 a kick of the week, Um, this is another one. 0:13:03.559 --> 0:13:05.560 We're gonna go ahead and warn y'all. Since Mad People 0:13:05.600 --> 0:13:08.600 was throwing up with the porn categories episode. This one 0:13:08.679 --> 0:13:12.559 is rather nasty. Um, you picked felching and I was disgusted. 0:13:13.520 --> 0:13:17.000 You know you do it, and she said it. She 0:13:17.120 --> 0:13:20.120 described it so disgustingly, I said. I was like, oh 0:13:20.160 --> 0:13:22.319 my god, I read the words out of my phone. 0:13:22.400 --> 0:13:26.400 I described, maybe you read really good at that time, 0:13:26.440 --> 0:13:28.000 because you know, I normally don't like when you breathe, 0:13:28.000 --> 0:13:30.080 but she read it. I'm good at reading in my 0:13:30.120 --> 0:13:34.520 head and just not out of my mouth. So this 0:13:34.880 --> 0:13:36.560 um so the kink of the week for this week, 0:13:36.600 --> 0:13:41.920 guys is ovi posit tour, a kink that involves laying 0:13:42.040 --> 0:13:47.000 eggs into someone, usually involving alien eggs, bugs, tentacles, et cetera, 0:13:47.320 --> 0:13:50.079 and can be seen occasionally in Henti. There is a 0:13:50.160 --> 0:13:53.640 large amount of art involving It's on tumbler and it's 0:13:53.679 --> 0:13:58.439 commonly associated with the inflation thing. Um kink another thing 0:13:58.480 --> 0:14:00.760 that I brought up. I was trying to find that 0:14:00.800 --> 0:14:03.760 because the girl told me she watches that. So inflation. 0:14:04.040 --> 0:14:06.920 I love how my phone just goes to different links. So. 0:14:06.960 --> 0:14:11.600 According to urban dictionary dot com, urban gation, inflation is 0:14:12.000 --> 0:14:15.839 one um a sexual practice in which the practictition er 0:14:16.240 --> 0:14:19.760 inflates his or her stomach by inserting air or fluid 0:14:19.840 --> 0:14:25.120 into his or her rctum. Um too. It's a fetish 0:14:25.160 --> 0:14:28.240 involving inflation of all parts of the body. Um. So 0:14:28.360 --> 0:14:31.480 think Violet in the Charlie Charlie and the chocolate factory, 0:14:31.920 --> 0:14:35.280 usually the stomach. This fetish tends to be related to furries, 0:14:35.320 --> 0:14:38.160 and it's often portrayed in an outwardly non sexual concept. 0:14:38.160 --> 0:14:41.800 I'm going through inflation right now, so yeah, maybe a 0:14:41.840 --> 0:14:46.320 nigga might like a little bloated so um. One of 0:14:46.360 --> 0:14:50.600 the articles that I actually pulled up from vice dot 0:14:50.600 --> 0:14:53.120 com again shout out Vice. It says that the emerging 0:14:53.200 --> 0:14:57.160 fetish of laying alien eggs inside yourself. Um, So there's 0:14:57.200 --> 0:15:00.600 actually these toys that you can get. Um at the 0:15:00.640 --> 0:15:02.800 sex shot. I've been wearing eggs for years. I never 0:15:02.880 --> 0:15:05.920 thought about it. Bro. So they look like alien penises 0:15:06.040 --> 0:15:08.040 and they shoot out eggs, and you could shoot the 0:15:08.080 --> 0:15:12.440 eggs into yourself if you're into this kink. But like yeah, 0:15:12.840 --> 0:15:16.840 um and so yeah, they actually look really weird. Um. 0:15:16.880 --> 0:15:20.720 I don't know if y'all can see crazy. Um. And 0:15:20.840 --> 0:15:24.000 it's asking So this article asking is asking how people 0:15:24.040 --> 0:15:27.600 got into it. Um. This is also asking where the 0:15:27.680 --> 0:15:32.640 sexual the sexual gratification comes from it. Um it says, 0:15:32.840 --> 0:15:35.040 let's face it, there are three things that will always 0:15:35.120 --> 0:15:38.400 sell food, death, and sex. I tried food service and decided, 0:15:38.440 --> 0:15:42.000 after managing three restaurants and owning that one day, um, 0:15:42.120 --> 0:15:43.720 day in and day out, that it didn't much look 0:15:43.720 --> 0:15:46.160 like much was going to change. Death didn't really interest me, 0:15:46.200 --> 0:15:48.720 so I wanted something more fun, something that breaks the 0:15:48.760 --> 0:15:51.440 monotony of people's days and makes them spit out their 0:15:51.440 --> 0:15:54.000 coffee when they tell you that they like to do so. Basically, 0:15:54.080 --> 0:15:56.600 to me, it would be maybe something just the shock 0:15:56.680 --> 0:15:59.680 factor of maybe thinking about it, I'm not gonna lie. 0:15:59.680 --> 0:16:02.080 I feel aliens would have like the biggest dicks, Like 0:16:02.120 --> 0:16:04.200 their dicks would be like bigger than horses. I don't know. 0:16:04.400 --> 0:16:06.080 I don't know why I envisioned aliens. So this is 0:16:06.120 --> 0:16:08.760 something that's really so I'm into sci fi, and I've 0:16:08.760 --> 0:16:10.640 said this on the show often. Clearly I don't believe 0:16:10.640 --> 0:16:12.640 in science, which is probably why I'm so into sci fi. 0:16:13.120 --> 0:16:17.280 So I have because of the science. It's it's it's 0:16:17.320 --> 0:16:20.560 fake ship bro. So I'll really be like into sci fi, 0:16:20.640 --> 0:16:23.280 like thinking, if the if the world is these aliens, 0:16:23.360 --> 0:16:25.320 maybe I think they all friendly. I just don't know 0:16:25.360 --> 0:16:27.920 why we think aliens are bad people. I think differently too. 0:16:28.040 --> 0:16:30.400 I feel like they would all give women orgasms since 0:16:30.440 --> 0:16:34.360 men can't. So I'm here for aliens coming to you know, 0:16:34.400 --> 0:16:37.400 the first point you're going to direct speaking of laying 0:16:37.400 --> 0:16:39.800 egg porn, what's the weirdest thing you think you came 0:16:39.840 --> 0:16:45.240 across while searching porn online? Kristen just generally research for 0:16:45.280 --> 0:16:48.840 the book. Um oh wait, no, did you have research 0:16:48.880 --> 0:16:51.520 for this? Oh? I just was thinking, of course, Um, 0:16:52.800 --> 0:16:59.480 which early modern like medieval type sexual scenarios I read 0:16:59.480 --> 0:17:03.440 a lot about, but that's not really medieval sex. I 0:17:03.440 --> 0:17:07.240 didn't medieval people. I haven't really came across the porn 0:17:07.320 --> 0:17:09.320 like that, but like, yeah, there gotta be Game of 0:17:09.359 --> 0:17:18.240 Thrones all kinds of cosplay. As far as just general porn. Ah, 0:17:18.480 --> 0:17:22.359 I guess I've seen some interesting A friend of mine 0:17:22.400 --> 0:17:28.000 had some robot porn that had the robots had all 0:17:28.040 --> 0:17:32.800 the different parts like two giant penises and a vagina 0:17:33.040 --> 0:17:36.159 and an asshole, and so it was, you know, really 0:17:36.440 --> 0:17:39.439 really not like a hot human like robot. It was 0:17:39.520 --> 0:17:43.240 just like, well, the face looked like a woman. There 0:17:43.280 --> 0:17:47.520 were breasts, but you know, multiple penises, penis vagina. Now 0:17:47.560 --> 0:17:49.160 what does your friend do it? What did your friend 0:17:49.200 --> 0:17:51.840 get off on this port? Oh? Yeah, he actually paid 0:17:51.840 --> 0:17:54.600 for it, and um, I think that's awesome. You should 0:17:54.600 --> 0:17:58.200 pay for your porn. Um and because it's just support 0:17:58.400 --> 0:18:01.199 niche right right, right right, But that that was totally 0:18:01.200 --> 0:18:06.679 like animated, so that you know, but yeah, it was 0:18:06.960 --> 0:18:10.400 anti is all animated porn? No, I think it is, 0:18:10.840 --> 0:18:13.679 but this was like not because hence I you know, 0:18:13.840 --> 0:18:17.200 technically it's like Japanese, right, so I this was Russian 0:18:18.119 --> 0:18:24.480 and Trump got it, so yeah, it was. It was good. 0:18:24.600 --> 0:18:26.679 It was good. That's some weird ship. That's weird. I 0:18:26.720 --> 0:18:28.439 think we said some weird ship, but that was some 0:18:28.480 --> 0:18:30.480 weird ship, dude. So the weirdest ones we said on 0:18:30.480 --> 0:18:32.720 our last episode, they got it because we're not gonna 0:18:32.760 --> 0:18:36.600 make them time. Christian someone wrote it and he said, well, 0:18:36.640 --> 0:18:39.280 I was watching his porn where six dudes coming a cup, 0:18:39.400 --> 0:18:41.320 they put it in a frying pan, cook it up, 0:18:41.880 --> 0:18:43.840 needed to a girl and it really looked like eggs. 0:18:44.440 --> 0:18:46.240 And I was just like, I want to know what 0:18:46.320 --> 0:18:48.679 he kind of what rabbit hole he had to go 0:18:48.760 --> 0:18:51.120 down to to find that one that's not that far, Dude, 0:18:51.160 --> 0:18:53.800 I watched Mukoki every night and someone's like, I'm not 0:18:53.880 --> 0:18:56.520 into the feeding on like spoons or cups. I like, 0:18:56.640 --> 0:18:59.080 just come on face or like body. I think that's sexy, 0:18:59.240 --> 0:19:02.159 but like they girls drink it all the time. Makes sense, 0:19:02.480 --> 0:19:08.359 it made next step is popsicle ones? Right, Well, and 0:19:08.359 --> 0:19:10.000 I've said it, I guess, and I just guess. I 0:19:10.040 --> 0:19:11.720 wasn't into it. So I have a guy that used 0:19:11.720 --> 0:19:13.840 to make me squirt like every time we had sex, 0:19:14.119 --> 0:19:16.600 and he literally wanted me to squirt in a cup 0:19:16.640 --> 0:19:17.879 so that he can mix it with the rock and 0:19:17.960 --> 0:19:21.840 drink it. And so with a name for that drink, 0:19:21.880 --> 0:19:23.760 I'm not gonna lend you. There are moments where I'm 0:19:23.800 --> 0:19:26.199 looking at porn or hearing ship like that and it 0:19:26.240 --> 0:19:28.639 doesn't really shock me, And I'm like, when did they 0:19:28.760 --> 0:19:31.800 go too far? I think that's too far to get 0:19:31.800 --> 0:19:38.639 here because you don't think they like, you know what, 0:19:38.680 --> 0:19:42.200 I get a fucking game. 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