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Speaker 2: Yeah, this also is known as pizza store. This is

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Speaker 1: I want pepperoni? You want it all. I want a

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Speaker 1: That's very this podcast. If you think but I'm thinking

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Speaker 1: Saying the beautiful innovation pizza. I will take whatever tone

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Speaker 1: Hot, open faced sandwich. Excuse me, excuse me. If you

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Speaker 1: that not a cal zone? Is that on a sane

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Speaker 1: in an essence a sandwich? It's it's things encased in bread.

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Speaker 2: You know what you know what you sound right now,

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Speaker 2: It would it would be a lot like pizza, which.

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Speaker 1: some of the craziest ship you've ever heard. You're to

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Speaker 1: about what it's like with the vibe, what the right

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Speaker 1: vibe is when you walk into a pizza First of all,

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Speaker 1: I want guys with doe, guys with dough.

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Speaker 2: First of all, with this if you're if you work

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Speaker 2: and I want you to breed me.

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Speaker 1: Oh now listen.

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Speaker 2: But the second thing, when I think about the smell

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I I have to sing a song? What what song?

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Speaker 1: Are you gonna have pizza? SAIDAI? Now I think so,

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Speaker 1: Lost Coach seven, best Buy still kicking, kicking ass.

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Speaker 2: Like the record the idea of the record store short

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Speaker 1: And honey, if you don't, if you think there isn't

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Speaker 2: You know that we shot my video for Everything you

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Speaker 2: So this is sort of like my Wegmans. Yes, Lord

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Speaker 1: You know? Sure? But Lord and Taylor really Nordstrom, right?

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Speaker 1: Has anyone ever done that? Like Becca? Yonce all in

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Speaker 2: So all this is why Lord and Taylor is number five.

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Speaker 2: You know who's loving this list? My mom counts slow

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Speaker 1: What's this going to be? You wanna look?

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Speaker 2: Let's just look, Oh the picture, it's it's me asking

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Speaker 1: Well, then, because I was at her famously after crushing

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Speaker 1: it's already the real world is already socially stratified in

434
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:40,919
Speaker 1: such perverted ways. And for me to be reminded of

435
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Speaker 1: that if I go into Costco and if I want

436
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:44,879
Speaker 1: to apply for membership, oh there's this too, there's the

437
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Speaker 1: gold executive. I don't want to hear it. I want

438
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Speaker 1: to go to the store and just shop.

439
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:54,479
Speaker 2: Can I say something? I'm calling you in this has

440
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:57,720
Speaker 2: gone to a very negative place. No, this has gone

441
00:23:57,720 --> 00:24:01,280
Speaker 2: to a very negative love Cosco. I know you do, sister,

442
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:02,879
Speaker 2: and I know that what you're trying to say is

443
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Speaker 2: that they should make it easier to be more equitable.

444
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:11,080
Speaker 1: It should be cardholders non cardholders. That's even that's gatekeeping.

445
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:14,960
Speaker 1: So let's just say to those in charge, we want

446
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Speaker 1: to share in the joy of this store. Everyone wants

447
00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:21,879
Speaker 1: to come to Costco. I wrote a this is actually

448
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:25,119
Speaker 1: my thing. I wrote a sketch about Costco with Kim Kardashian.

449
00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:27,320
Speaker 1: By the way, where we sang up with the virtues

450
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Speaker 1: of Costco. They didn't say a peep. They didn't send

451
00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:35,160
Speaker 1: us one beef Wellington, they didn't send us one two

452
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:39,320
Speaker 1: dollars dollar fifty hot dog. Again, that's crazy to me.

453
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:43,399
Speaker 1: This is gone to a very But we put you

454
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Speaker 1: on the map. See, that's crazy. Kim and I did that.

455
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Speaker 2: This is crazy to me that you would say that

456
00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:52,400
Speaker 2: you and Kim Kardashian put Costco on the map.

457
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Speaker 1: Chris Jenner didn't do shit. Well, I don't think it

458
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:58,360
Speaker 1: didn't do shit about Costco. All right, I don't care.

459
00:24:58,440 --> 00:24:59,800
Speaker 1: No one gives a shit that they go to Costco.

460
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Speaker 1: They're moms. Of course they're going to Costco. I'm here

461
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:06,040
Speaker 1: a young gay man say it with the most famous

462
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:10,680
Speaker 1: woman in the world. Okay, boosting your signal and nothing.

463
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Speaker 1: I agree with you. It's a travesty.

464
00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:16,960
Speaker 2: I do want to say, though, just to say how

465
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:19,560
Speaker 2: much we love Costco, because I do think this, this

466
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:22,680
Speaker 2: will be closer to their heart, you know what I mean? Like,

467
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:24,520
Speaker 2: if you want to actually reach out to tell you somebody,

468
00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:26,320
Speaker 2: you have to do it with kindness.

469
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Speaker 1: You have to do it with kindness. And can we say, Costco,

470
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:31,679
Speaker 1: you have given us so much such as samples of food.

471
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Speaker 1: There is no other store that is doing samples like Costco.

472
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:39,520
Speaker 1: There's no other store that is doing all the produce

473
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Speaker 1: is in the coldest room in the world where you

474
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:46,360
Speaker 1: have to walk through the plastic fucking pedals that hang

475
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:49,399
Speaker 1: down from the door. Parking lot more like parka is

476
00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:52,320
Speaker 1: what I need to be wearing in that aisle. Pitch

477
00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:58,200
Speaker 1: eight eight? What's four plus four eight? How many letters

478
00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:03,880
Speaker 1: in devoured? Eight? How many continents should there be? Eight eight?

479
00:26:06,119 --> 00:26:11,080
Speaker 1: That's what North Pulhan. You think can't really lock stud

480
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:17,720
Speaker 1: released a song I think landed on the eighth content. Yeah,

481
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:22,560
Speaker 1: I don't know if you should do that.

482
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:24,119
Speaker 2: I think the song's fine how it is, And that

483
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:28,199
Speaker 2: is why Costco is number four on Top ten Stores

484
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:35,320
Speaker 2: lostcal number three. Thrifting, thriftingrift, thrift, thrift stores stores.

485
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Speaker 1: Yes, you feel you're a part of the problem. You

486
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Speaker 1: feel you're a part of the problem doing your fast fashion.

487
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:44,359
Speaker 1: I'm talking to you, the reader. You can change. Go

488
00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:50,959
Speaker 1: to a thrift store today. Greta Thunberg implores you to Berg. Sorry,

489
00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:54,080
Speaker 1: you know who'd be so thrilled with you? Chloe seventy,

490
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:58,720
Speaker 1: Chloe seven, She famously thrifts her a little behind off.

491
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Speaker 1: If you want to be a fashion icon like Chloe,

492
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,960
Speaker 1: get it together, hun head to the thrift store. Toss

493
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:07,560
Speaker 1: a bunch of stuff together. You don't know if it's

494
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:09,560
Speaker 1: going to be iconic or not. Right, This is the

495
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:11,600
Speaker 1: most this is some of the most ethical shopping you

496
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Speaker 1: can do. But the reason why it's number three and

497
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:17,600
Speaker 1: not two or one, where are you laughing about?

498
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:21,440
Speaker 2: I'm laughing you being like this is so ethical, age

499
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Speaker 2: that I looked at number two.

500
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Speaker 1: Or we'll get to that don't. Yeah, I know, I know,

501
00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:27,919
Speaker 1: I know, I know. The only note I have for

502
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:31,719
Speaker 1: thrift stores. Okay, let's do something about the smells. Okay,

503
00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:35,720
Speaker 1: I know this is all secondhand, and this is all

504
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:38,439
Speaker 1: We're going in great lengths to make sure that this

505
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:40,399
Speaker 1: is all presentable and that people want to buy and

506
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:43,879
Speaker 1: repurchase these things. I think the barrier of entry for

507
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:45,720
Speaker 1: a lot of people is the smell. Have you ever

508
00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:49,760
Speaker 1: donated to a thrift store? Absolutely, if you don't think that.

509
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:52,720
Speaker 1: When I moved apartments, I went to the Goodwill in

510
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:56,679
Speaker 1: Queen's because I was the closest one, and then I

511
00:27:56,720 --> 00:28:00,880
Speaker 1: did four trips to that Goodwill with bad of clothes.

512
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:05,040
Speaker 1: Good for you, you have another thing coming. I've gone.

513
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:08,320
Speaker 1: I've done repeat trips to Out of the Closets. Oh,

514
00:28:08,359 --> 00:28:11,160
Speaker 1: we love Out of the Closet. We love Village Discount

515
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:13,920
Speaker 1: in Chicago. We love el Trained Vintage in New York,

516
00:28:14,119 --> 00:28:16,680
Speaker 1: specifically Brooklyn. Can I get a peek behind the curtain?

517
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:20,480
Speaker 2: So all, speaking of my video earlier, everything I wore

518
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:24,840
Speaker 2: for my music videos and my styling for the album

519
00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:27,600
Speaker 2: that I released last year called Havyhard of Christmas was

520
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:32,320
Speaker 2: all thrifted by our friend Melissa label is a thrifting

521
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:36,560
Speaker 2: icon at Molesey Mouse m U l s y us

522
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:43,240
Speaker 2: incredible vibes, incredible thrift talent and dressed me down with

523
00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 2: all thrift stuff. And I will say, as a result

524
00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:48,440
Speaker 2: of that experience working with her on it, I've been

525
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 2: very into thrift stores as a concept, and I am

526
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:54,440
Speaker 2: not gonna lie. I used to be that girl doing

527
00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:56,880
Speaker 2: a lot of fast fashion and trying to cut that cutback,

528
00:28:58,480 --> 00:28:59,480
Speaker 2: always learning.

529
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Speaker 1: Like a sponge. That's what they do and that.

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Speaker 2: Is why thrift stores is number three on Top ten Stores.

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Speaker 1: Lost Coach number two. Apple. I'm gonna give you the

532
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:11,720
Speaker 1: floor here because I think that.

533
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:14,920
Speaker 2: You you more than anyone I know know.

534
00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:18,200
Speaker 1: They're way around an Apple store. I know exactly where

535
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:22,640
Speaker 1: the things are hidden. Oh, check the tables, the displayed tables.

536
00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:27,200
Speaker 1: There's a head and drawer there, treasures on sl Sorry

537
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:29,800
Speaker 1: I didn't match your key your pitch. You were maybe

538
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:31,920
Speaker 1: coming for me a little for saying the ethics of

539
00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:36,720
Speaker 1: Apple store is a little questionable. For sure, They're they're

540
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:39,480
Speaker 1: going carbon neutral by twenty fifty or something. We love

541
00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:42,240
Speaker 1: Apple and there might not even be a world by then,

542
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:45,400
Speaker 1: but they're they're they're making inroads. I will say.

543
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:49,720
Speaker 2: One thing that frustrates me Apple is so I have

544
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:52,800
Speaker 2: the new iPhone here right the charger.

545
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:54,720
Speaker 1: You see USBC.

546
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:57,400
Speaker 2: Okay, So can I actually ask my sister this question?

547
00:29:57,440 --> 00:29:59,800
Speaker 2: Because I feel like I said, you might have the answer.

548
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:02,000
Speaker 2: If anyone does in my life, it's gonna be you.

549
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:04,680
Speaker 2: So there's the USB C. Now, this is the new

550
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:08,320
Speaker 2: charger for the new iPhone. Then you go into your car.

551
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:10,880
Speaker 1: And some cars now have USBC.

552
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:17,600
Speaker 2: But is there an option for USB that plugs into USBC.

553
00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:22,280
Speaker 1: Are some cords that go USB A to USBC. I

554
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:25,200
Speaker 1: gotta find those cords. They sell them, all right, go

555
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:26,680
Speaker 1: to a best Bye, go to the Hudson News.

556
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:29,720
Speaker 2: I'm trusting you, girl, I have them. I have multiple cords.

557
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:31,160
Speaker 2: You think I can go to number ten on this listen?

558
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:32,560
Speaker 2: Get something I can get at number two?

559
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:35,240
Speaker 1: They sell it at number two or they also sell

560
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Speaker 1: the adapter. All right.

561
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:38,880
Speaker 2: I get very confused and turned around with the USB

562
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Speaker 2: d D of it all.

563
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:43,120
Speaker 1: Excuse me, I just.

564
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Speaker 2: Get very turned around when it comes to different USB variants.

565
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Speaker 2: I don't know why life can't just be more simple.

566
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:53,320
Speaker 1: And I say that that's the point of USB C

567
00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:56,400
Speaker 1: is that everything is going to be usb C in

568
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Speaker 1: the near future. But this whole journey started me. I'm

569
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:03,320
Speaker 1: gonna say, like even seven years ago, when people were like,

570
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:06,040
Speaker 1: let's let's all we're making the switch to USBC, it's

571
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:09,920
Speaker 1: gonna take a minute, okay, and we're in this transition phase.

572
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:12,360
Speaker 2: Now I'm feeling that discomfort right now at my twenty

573
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:17,000
Speaker 2: I'm gonna check in with you in about three years.

574
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:21,440
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say, you're gonna be like, don't I can't

575
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:22,640
Speaker 2: live without USBC.

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Speaker 1: Do you trust me? Do I tell you we got

577
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:29,800
Speaker 1: a new car? No, got a new car? What color? Black? Amazing?

578
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:32,440
Speaker 1: Be careful. People might get in and thinking it's an uber.

579
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:36,120
Speaker 1: Well listen, better that than my red car. I know,

580
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:36,360
Speaker 1: you know.

581
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:39,480
Speaker 2: I was having a red Hound Wanda the Scarlet, which

582
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:43,800
Speaker 2: you can understand why. And I was getting tickets a

583
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:46,520
Speaker 2: lot because I think the car was too ostentatious. And

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00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:48,560
Speaker 2: I remember that's what Joel Kim Booster said when I

585
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:50,440
Speaker 2: picked him up one day. He said, I don't like

586
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:53,400
Speaker 2: this car, and I thought that was very rude, and

587
00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:55,840
Speaker 2: then he said, well, it's too it's not your personality.

588
00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:57,400
Speaker 1: It's too ostentatious.

589
00:31:57,680 --> 00:32:00,560
Speaker 2: And then I actually I had a really understand the

590
00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:02,840
Speaker 2: fact that he doesn't think I'm ostentatious.

591
00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:04,800
Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong with being ostentatious.

592
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:07,760
Speaker 2: I wish he thought I was more ostentatious because I

593
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:09,480
Speaker 2: felt the car was very my personality.

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00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:12,400
Speaker 1: As I loved that car, I was very sad to

595
00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:18,240
Speaker 1: see it go the Apple Store. What's your favorite memory

596
00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:23,080
Speaker 1: memory of Apple Store? All the geniuses I've met. Yeah,

597
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:28,720
Speaker 1: some really good people there. Unique, unique loving. That's what

598
00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:35,080
Speaker 1: you are, tech superstars. That is why Apple Stores is

599
00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:46,720
Speaker 1: number two on the top ten. Stirs lost culture, this

600
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Speaker 1: is number one. And here's the thing.

601
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Speaker 2: We just had our guest, Tina Fe she left the

602
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,800
Speaker 2: studio and we said, you know, we're doing the top

603
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Speaker 2: ten stores.

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Speaker 1: What's the number one store? And she said on three, one,

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Speaker 1: two three, Target. This is I mean, you must have

606
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:04,800
Speaker 1: all seen this coming, especially by the time we got

607
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:06,800
Speaker 1: to number five, and you were like, they haven't said

608
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:07,720
Speaker 1: Target yet. You know.

609
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:09,680
Speaker 2: One of the great things about Target too, is they're

610
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:12,320
Speaker 2: so seasonally on top of it. If you walk in there,

611
00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:15,760
Speaker 2: like when of the clock strikes midnight on like even

612
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:20,240
Speaker 2: like Halloween, Thanksgiving, like they somehow they magically waved the

613
00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:22,920
Speaker 2: wand and it is all the holidays are there and

614
00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:25,440
Speaker 2: everything is there, and like, if you want a.

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Speaker 1: Reef, what it is? Wreathreth Why did I think it

616
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:36,440
Speaker 1: was because I'm so addicted to marijuana. I love reef

617
00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:41,880
Speaker 1: for so much. Up top, you you understand. Target is

618
00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:44,960
Speaker 1: one of those places that helps you understand the passage

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Speaker 1: of time. Thank you God. It is the sundial of

620
00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:55,360
Speaker 1: our culture. Yeah, and never going anywhere. Good luck. They

621
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Speaker 1: have made some missteps recently with their pride stuff and

622
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:02,480
Speaker 1: they've caved. Oh god, these these crazy things were going

623
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:04,560
Speaker 1: to get in trouble for this. I don't care. They

624
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:06,320
Speaker 1: can they can take this pop. What was it that

625
00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:08,280
Speaker 1: they took all the pride stuff down because of fear?

626
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:11,919
Speaker 1: Because of fear they have been a little bit spineless

627
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:17,200
Speaker 1: and other and other similar ways around the sort of

628
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:22,480
Speaker 1: like let's acknowledge the queer people exist. Well, here's the

629
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:22,840
Speaker 1: thing is.

630
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Speaker 2: It's like, so when a corporation, like let's say, like

631
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:29,680
Speaker 2: Target or something like does the pride thing and they're like,

632
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:33,359
Speaker 2: we are all gay like, and that becomes very much

633
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:35,160
Speaker 2: the vibe like we are all gay like theo's pride

634
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:37,879
Speaker 2: everywhere and it becomes Target. It's like that's one thing

635
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Speaker 2: that people can choose to have a complain about, and

636
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:42,040
Speaker 2: then when they take it all down, they're like, well,

637
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:44,200
Speaker 2: you guys are spineless, and it's like, okay, we're just

638
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:46,360
Speaker 2: trying to keep people safe because we have to ignore

639
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:48,759
Speaker 2: the reality of the fact that there's a lot of

640
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:51,959
Speaker 2: ongoing and escalating violence in this country, towards of course,

641
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,840
Speaker 2: all minority groups. But also, no, I'm not defending Target.

642
00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:59,120
Speaker 2: I'm saying, is it is it a sort of you know,

643
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:02,680
Speaker 2: damned if they do situation? And do we care that

644
00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:06,480
Speaker 2: much at all that there's a rainbow above? Like I

645
00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:10,360
Speaker 2: guess the reef stile, I guess. I guess to me

646
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Speaker 2: what reads is like.

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Speaker 1: What does pride mean to you? What pride means to me?

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00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:23,319
Speaker 1: Is that level beyond tolerance acceptance? Yeah, what gets me

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00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:27,919
Speaker 1: is that pride you can't like it's like the heel

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00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:31,400
Speaker 1: turned the renagging on. It is like, is sad? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and that's all. I never hated Target for having pride stuff. No,

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00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:39,360
Speaker 1: I absolutely love Target no matter what. And I understand anyway,

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Speaker 1: what can you get a Target? You can get Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, lunch, first of all, lunch Starbucks often if

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Speaker 1: you're lucky, a plastic bin for storage, not for nothing

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00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:53,839
Speaker 1: but sex stuff, sex stuff, a toaster, pills, if there's

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Speaker 1: a CVS in there.

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Speaker 2: There's a target in Chicago that I go to that

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Speaker 2: I think I've been to on four different occasions, four

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Speaker 2: different years to buy lube and lube only amazing because

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Speaker 2: Chicago is one of those cities you kind of have

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Speaker 2: a guy, you know what I mean, Chicago.

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Speaker 1: Be fucking. It's one of the most fucking cities in Chicago,

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Speaker 1: be fucking And that's actually real culture number ninety nine.

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Speaker 1: Chicago be fucking.

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Speaker 2: And luckily there's targets all over Chicago, it being a

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Speaker 2: major city, this being number one on the list, and

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Speaker 2: they have lube.

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Speaker 1: And that's a huge part of why Chicago be fucking

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00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:36,960
Speaker 1: is is that it's a It's a plentiful, bountiful I

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Speaker 1: would say New York is not super. The targets aren't

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Speaker 1: thriving in New York City the way they are in Chicago,

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Speaker 1: the way that they are in Los Angeles. Driving in

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Speaker 1: LA for sure, I know that's been in Chicago. I

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Speaker 1: think that's a sleeper target town. And I mean you

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Speaker 1: and I have both been on our separate on separate

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Speaker 1: and separate scenarios, of course, but like we've both been

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Speaker 1: plowed in Chicago. Absolutely.

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Speaker 2: I mean I have some of my most iconic sexual

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Speaker 2: tales yea. And my book is coming out called The

681
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:13,160
Speaker 2: Sexual Tales of Matt Rogers. It's not what you think.

682
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:17,080
Speaker 2: It's much darker. It's more of a psycho sexual thriller.

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Speaker 2: It's actually fiction.

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Speaker 1: But uh no, yeah, we've we've we've gotten it in Chicago.

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Speaker 1: Was Chicago meth for you? Chicago was not meth for me?

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00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:31,799
Speaker 1: Where was where did you accidentally do meth? Queens? It

687
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:32,919
Speaker 1: was at home.

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00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:34,960
Speaker 2: So if you don't know when, you're sort of just

689
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:39,000
Speaker 2: joining the podcast now and not years ago, but one

690
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,360
Speaker 2: actually did meth ones and had what you described as

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Speaker 2: acrobatic sex with a man for hour.

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00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:47,919
Speaker 1: Sex moving furniture around. I took the gene Traine home. Wow. Yeah,

693
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Speaker 1: But and that's not an euphemism. No oh no, no, no,

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00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:58,239
Speaker 1: no ghb absolutely never ever. But you could probably buy

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Speaker 1: g at Target, to be honest, some day they got

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Speaker 1: it all. Hey, Target, here's how you correct the pride stuff.

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Speaker 1: Sell g I want to see poppers on the shelves too.

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00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:11,040
Speaker 1: If you're gonna sell lube, why not sell poppers to

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00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:13,600
Speaker 1: put the g next to the men of mucile. Yeah

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00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:17,520
Speaker 1: that the gays can shit. Stop pretending like it's not

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00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:19,200
Speaker 1: what it's for. It's like, when I'm in the you

702
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:22,279
Speaker 1: should just call it the butt aisle. Have everything that

703
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:23,839
Speaker 1: you need for your butt, you know what I'm saying.

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00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:25,360
Speaker 1: It's like, why should I have to go all the

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00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:28,040
Speaker 1: way over there, you know, like, you know what I'm

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00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:32,839
Speaker 1: here for. I'm not. Here's what's in the butt aisle? Yeah,

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00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:39,800
Speaker 1: tell me Sharman. Dude wipes the lube fleet enema fleet enema,

708
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:42,520
Speaker 1: which I've been using. Don't use it too much, right,

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00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:49,360
Speaker 1: But I'm saying, like, you get the hype about the

710
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Speaker 1: fleet enemas, but it's not it's I know, it's to

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Speaker 1: destroy my stomach finding. I know what else is in

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00:38:55,560 --> 00:39:02,200
Speaker 1: the butt aisle? Some meta mucil? Yeah yeah, yeah. Even

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00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:04,560
Speaker 1: at Target you could get some toys. I mean, is

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00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:06,480
Speaker 1: that crazy to think? No? I think that's a bridge

715
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:08,000
Speaker 1: too far. I don't think they saw like you can

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00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:11,000
Speaker 1: get butt plugs and stuff at Target. How do you

717
00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:14,880
Speaker 1: know that massages? But massages looking for your tampons and

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00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:18,239
Speaker 1: it's in the same secsion the tampons the loop got it.

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Speaker 1: If there was a pussy aisle at Target, we need

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Speaker 1: a bussy aisle, period I there's there. Heartedly agreed, there's

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Speaker 1: a pussy aisle, there's a pussyile. There should be a bussyisle.

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Speaker 1: That's real. Coaching number fifty, Hey, Target, If there's as

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Speaker 1: there should be a pussy aisle, and that is why,

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Speaker 1: that is why Target number one, number one on the

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Speaker 1: top lost Coach.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm super happy that we decided to put this

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Speaker 2: definitive list together as quickly as we did because we

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Speaker 2: questioned nothing.

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Speaker 1: And that is how you know you've done something right.

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00:39:51,239 --> 00:39:53,759
Speaker 1: It's when something just flows out of you and you

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Speaker 1: just need that sort of prompt from someone like producer Backround.

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Speaker 2: What happened was, in many ways, producer Becca was the

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Speaker 2: fleet enema.

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Speaker 1: She got right up.

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Speaker 2: Our butts, she had her eyes, she got right up

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Speaker 2: our assholes and said, you need to do an episode.

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Speaker 2: And then we flushed out this list and now we're

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Speaker 2: ready to fuck.

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Speaker 1: I can't wait. I don't know when I'll do it,

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Speaker 1: but hopefully soon. Two weeks off I'll go to Chicago

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Speaker 1: get fucked. That would be wonderful, be wonderful, have everything

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Speaker 1: you need well.

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Speaker 2: Thank you so much for joining us, and yet another

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Speaker 2: amazing bonus episodes.

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Speaker 1: I can I just know there'll be more. Yes, stay

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Speaker 1: tuned for the next month.

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Speaker 4: With the song oh say you See Bye.

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Speaker 1: I have such a crush on him for the Twilight,

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Speaker 1: ask you may hear more of that. Listen to the

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Speaker 1: National Anthem of America, as written by Francis Scott Key.

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Speaker 1: a scot Keyr Scott Key, Bye Bye the King.