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Speaker 1: It's brig and Jeffrey in the morning. We got a

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Speaker 1: brand new full show for you today, a full hour

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Speaker 1: for your enjoyment or punishment, however you look at it,

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Speaker 1: however you use the podcast. We're just glad you're here. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and it's our always our favorite day because it's our

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Speaker 1: what's on your mind day? And jeff has entered a new,

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Speaker 1: frightening stage of life. Sure this is difficult for him. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and alexis, my goodness, aren't you popular? I had a

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Speaker 1: weird day. Yes, you're gonna hear what happened here coming up,

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Speaker 1: But first we love to highlight some of our favorite

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Speaker 1: comments of the day. Alexis, what do you see?

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Speaker 2: Cindy wrote a really sweet message. This is hello from

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Speaker 2: your number one South African fan. I'm besuring all your

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Speaker 2: past episodes. It's been amazing. But now for a confession.

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Speaker 2: I finished every episode. It was forced into the cruel

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Speaker 2: world of real time. Oh so last week I cheated.

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Speaker 2: I tried other podcasts, total flop.

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Speaker 1: Nothing hits the same.

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Speaker 2: So now I'm back loyally re listening like the Desperate

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Speaker 2: and I am.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what, Cindy, The more desperate the better.

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Speaker 1: That's how I like our family.

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Speaker 3: We knew you'd come crawling.

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Speaker 1: Back always all right, just for you, Cindy. A full

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Speaker 1: new hour starts right now.

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Speaker 4: Brooke, your daughter just graduated from elementary school.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, Brook's been said about it all week.

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Speaker 5: Why couldn't they have held her back a year?

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Speaker 4: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. But congratulations to Nora.

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Speaker 4: That's a big step for her. She's growing up.

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Speaker 1: Stop talking about it's making me cry, Jess.

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Speaker 4: This is reality, and I'm sure in the next few

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Speaker 4: years she's going to be getting her own cell phone.

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Speaker 5: Okay, that's enough, and it'll be.

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Speaker 4: Fun to text her and chat with her while she's

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Speaker 4: at school and secretly track her every move because a

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Speaker 4: lot of parents these days use phones to track their

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Speaker 4: teenagers to make sure they're staying out of trouble, and.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure teenagers haven't figured out a way to block that.

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Speaker 6: Well.

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Speaker 4: Now teens are actually using them to keep tabs on

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Speaker 1: What oh, I have.

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Speaker 2: My brother do that My mom's not answering her phone.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, he's your mom is please?

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Speaker 4: And parents are complaining about it, calling this new trend fambushing.

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Speaker 4: Fam play on ambushing, but with family where their teens

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Speaker 1: How have to.

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Speaker 4: There's a woman named Christa who shared a fambushing incident

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Speaker 4: on TikTok where her daughter saw that she was out

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Speaker 4: eating Mexican food and the daughter just showed up, burst in,

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Speaker 4: ruined mom's private lunch and just ordered tacos and left.

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Speaker 1: They're just showing up when they want free stuff.

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Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, or just to ruin your day.

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Speaker 4: So that could be your future soon, Brooke, you could

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Speaker 4: be fambushed. Just be careful about sharing your location with

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Speaker 4: Nora because she might randomly show up to the spot

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Speaker 4: you like to frequent after work, the CEO Motel on.

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Speaker 5: The edge of town. We all know where you go.

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Speaker 5: When this is done, let's move on.

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Speaker 1: Invite her because I was excited to see her.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I don't think she wants to see what mommy's

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Speaker 4: doing in that motel, but we're gonna move on.

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Speaker 5: Get to the shot Collins lesion of the day with

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Speaker 5: the man who.

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Speaker 4: Got clambushed on Tinder back in the day. His name

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Speaker 4: is Digital Jake. You know it's true, I was never

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Speaker 4: the same.

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Speaker 5: Let's do some questions.

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Speaker 7: Twenty seven years ago, on this day, a new invention

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Speaker 7: was unleashed on the world. They called it Windows.

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Speaker 3: Ninety eight.

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Speaker 1: Iconic Sound.

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Speaker 7: It's the operating system that crashed computers more often than

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Speaker 7: Alexis crashes cars.

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Speaker 1: That's a lot good job Windows.

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Speaker 7: It was a time when the Internet made weird dial

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Speaker 7: up sounds, and a little cartoon paper Clip judged your

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Speaker 7: every type with his beady little eyes.

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Speaker 1: I know, chat GPT's got nothing on Clippy.

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Speaker 7: What other memorable events happened in the year nineteen ninety eight.

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Speaker 7: Let's pop in a floppy disc and reboot your brains

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Speaker 7: for a special straight out of ninety eight edition of

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Speaker 7: twenty of twenty day. You say number one through twenty,

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Speaker 7: I'll give you a piece of trivia from the year

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Speaker 7: Brook caught mono from her cousin nineteen ninety eight.

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Speaker 1: Never I know, you go hard on me, but this is.

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Speaker 5: Out of no Guess what your cousin did.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, just have to answer it correctly to stay in

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Speaker 7: the game. And we'll start with the woman who was

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Speaker 7: nominated for Baby Rookie of the Year in nineteen ninety eight, Alextion.

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Speaker 7: She lost I don't oh yeah. Last Alexis. How about

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Speaker 7: a number nine nine the worst baby of nineteen ninety eight,

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Speaker 7: considering she wasn't born that year.

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Speaker 3: I think my family voted that year.

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Speaker 1: I was born before.

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Speaker 7: That, right, that's why she finished last Brook Keep Alexis

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Speaker 7: in nineteen ninety eight, which sitcom ended its nine season

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Speaker 7: run with a finale watched by over seventy six million people.

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Speaker 1: Wow, oh, it was waiting for my options. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: gotta know it.

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Speaker 2: Wait, Okay, well, I know like everyone loves Seinfeld, but like,

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Speaker 2: did they have more than nine seasons?

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Speaker 1: That doesn't seem like I actually don't know Alexis.

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Speaker 2: The only big one I know besides Friends, and I

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Speaker 2: think went into the two thousands?

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Speaker 1: Did it? I don't know?

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Speaker 3: Okay, so you remember Seinfeld.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say Seinfeld.

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Speaker 7: Jake, Alexis says Seinfeld. Yeah, that was sinfel. Seventy six

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Speaker 7: million people watching would be your clue. Big finale, no

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Speaker 7: mash but still a big finale. Brook, it's your turn.

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Speaker 7: Nine has been chosen.

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Speaker 1: Well, since we're doing ninety eight, I'll choose eight then.

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Speaker 7: Okay, Brook, which novelty song debut to Night's ninety eight

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Speaker 7: and went all the way to number one. You have

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Speaker 7: options for this one. Is it the Cha chaw Slide,

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Speaker 7: Barbie Girl or Chocolate Salty Balls from South.

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Speaker 1: Oh and also blame Canada. Oh man, God, you know, honestly,

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Speaker 1: when you first said it, the first thing I thought

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Speaker 1: of was Barbie Girl. So I'm gonna go by aqua

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Speaker 1: Barbie Girl, Brook.

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Speaker 7: Says, Barbie Girl. No party for Barbie Girl there. Barbie

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Speaker 7: Girl was nineteen ninety seven, chaw Slide was two thousand,

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Speaker 7: Chocolate Salty Balls ninety eight, number one hit in the UK.

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Speaker 3: Isaac Ca is amazing.

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Speaker 1: Is a UK because I was like, I don't remember

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Speaker 4: I mean I remember us playing it like singing it

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Speaker 7: Jose were over to you. Nine and eight have been chosen.

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Speaker 3: All right, Well let's just go seven.

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Speaker 7: Jose, which infamous parent trap star made her film debut

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Speaker 7: in ninety eight and tricked America into thinking she had

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Speaker 7: a twin.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so are you pretending to her name? Was this?

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Speaker 3: What's her name? The mom?

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Speaker 1: Do you really not know this? You were the answer.

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Speaker 7: I know of the mom movie Blonde Mom. Yeah, she's famous.

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Speaker 7: She's an actress since she was in parent Trap.

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Speaker 3: You guys are ruining my joke. I literally asked, Okay,

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Speaker 3: let's just go. Let's just go with lowhand.

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Speaker 7: That's absolutely so easy. See her back in Freaky Your

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Speaker 7: Friday in theater soon, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 5: Oh is it really?

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Speaker 7: I hardly know him.

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Speaker 1: No way, got your tickets yet, jeff Jeffrey.

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Speaker 7: Seven eight, nine are off the Board ten in nineteen

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Speaker 7: ninety eight, which movie featured a world ending asteroid Bruce

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Speaker 7: Willis with a drill and an Aerosmith power ballad that

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Speaker 7: made you cry even if you were just watching it

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Speaker 7: on the plane.

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Speaker 5: Stay you wake right just to hear on.

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Speaker 7: Yes right, kind of weird. Live Tyler was in that,

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Speaker 7: and Stephen Tyler's the guy you're saying that song right?

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I think that's why they did that, though a little straight.

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Speaker 4: It's it is weird to sing the romantic song about

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Speaker 4: your daughter getting plowed on the moon.

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Speaker 3: Okay, but a you break your heart and game that's.

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Speaker 7: Alexis. We're back to you need a number per Before

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Speaker 7: we had Twitter drama, what real life? White House drama

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Speaker 7: dominated eight headlines involving two people and one terrible decision

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Speaker 7: to keep on a blue dress.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, and then keep the dress. Yea Twitter, you're

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Speaker 1: a lot of political drama before, before we had social

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Speaker 2: The president.

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Speaker 1: One thing I can sleeping with someone Afair, Well, you.

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Speaker 7: Need to be more specificals on her name.

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Speaker 1: Betty.

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Speaker 9: Betty can show me Betty absolutely, Monica Lewis, President Bill Clinton.

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Speaker 7: Wrong answer, I'm gonna give it to the boys.

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Speaker 10: Plenty of all right, well should we do a girl

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Speaker 10: group shock while they're saying Iris by the Goo Goo

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Speaker 10: Dolls one of the top songs of nineteen ninety eight,

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Speaker 10: good Luck Alexis.

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Speaker 1: I saw the Googoo Dolls with no doubt in bush.

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Speaker 1: They were terrible.

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Speaker 8: Oh what.

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Speaker 5: She caught Mono at that concert day, But not for

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Speaker 1: All right, uh, and I don't don't want the world

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Speaker 1: is good.

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Speaker 3: I don't think that.

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Speaker 1: Ain't understand.

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Speaker 3: I wish I didn't understand.

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Speaker 1: That's about how it sounded at the concert.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we got to see some desist from the Googoo

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Speaker 4: Dolls immediately, So that's your shock collar question.

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Speaker 5: Of the day. We got your phone to have coming

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Speaker 5: up right.

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Speaker 8: After that freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: A lot of workplaces try to build team camaraderie by

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Speaker 4: doing casual Fridays where everybody dresses down. But at our jobs, yeah,

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Speaker 4: I mean, Alexis already wears ugs pretty much every day.

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Speaker 1: Everybody wears uggs jet.

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Speaker 5: Jobs.

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Speaker 4: Brook literally dresses in a bathrobe sometimes, so.

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Speaker 1: Today's outfit feels like the gemas I'm not even gonna lie.

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Speaker 4: So that's why we have to take a different route

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Speaker 4: and come up with ultra themed days to bond, like

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Speaker 4: two tie Tuesdays where we double up on our neckties.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, because you guys aren't fun.

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Speaker 4: We also do maternity pant Mondays actually and no pants Novembers.

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Speaker 1: Wait, wait all November.

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Speaker 4: But today today is my favorite theme dress day.

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Speaker 5: Wet T Shirt Wednesday.

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Speaker 1: The only one participating and why do you still have

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Speaker 1: because I believe in team camaraderie.

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Speaker 4: Okay, we're all going to be stopping with water and

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Speaker 4: wisdom to share during a brand new wet T shirt.

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Speaker 5: What's on your mind? Wednesday? We're doing it right now.

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Speaker 4: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and you never

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Speaker 4: know what your individual.

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Speaker 5: Body parts are thinking.

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Speaker 4: That's because they like your stomach, for example, it probably

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Speaker 5: I was like, whoa woman knows what she wants?

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Speaker 5: Technique, alexis what's been on your mind?

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Speaker 2: I don't know if like mercury is in retrogradeer what.

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Speaker 1: It's strange. It's a good thing.

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Speaker 4: The other day I decided to take a page out

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Speaker 4: Yeah you deserve, I you know, unwinded the Idaho Way

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Speaker 5: I'm not up to that level.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, the next level, that's work the age sixty seventy.

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Speaker 4: Even if the text says you've been blocked, please stop

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Speaker 4: I love the show from the Netherlands. Jose is still

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Speaker 3: Sorry, Brook, please don't play the show in the a field.

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Speaker 3: My laugh disrupting.

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Speaker 4: All And I'm assuming they're not actually listening on Netherlands radio.

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Speaker 4: Are we on in the Netherlands?

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Speaker 5: Explain it one more time?

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Speaker 1: Okay, So the Internet is accessible to everyone.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and if listeners wanted to go follow it, where

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Speaker 1: You could go to YouTube and you can look up

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Speaker 13: There you go, Yeah, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Everyone has such a bleak take on dating right now,

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Speaker 4: but not me. I have a dream of a perfect

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Speaker 4: In fact, you'd respect them so much for their honesty

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what I think.

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Speaker 4: But until that utopia comes to Fruition will continue to

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Speaker 4: a brand new Battle of the Tender Dates coming out

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Speaker 13: Two Hopeless one dating app then bears you swipe right.

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Speaker 13: The question is whose love life is more tragic?

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Speaker 5: It's Battle of the Tinder Dates. It's the dating game.

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Speaker 4: Show that's helping you spice things up in the bedroom

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Speaker 4: by putting giant googly eyes on your partner.

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Speaker 5: Battle of the Tender Dates where.

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Speaker 4: Two of our listeners go head to head to find

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Speaker 4: it's a special Battle of the Sexes edition, Man versus

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Speaker 4: woman who's.

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Speaker 5: Got it worse in the dating world. We're going to

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Speaker 5: decide once and for all.

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Speaker 4: We'll explain the rules in just a second, but let's

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Speaker 4: meet today's contestants first. In this corner, he can assemble

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Speaker 4: an Ikia bookshelf in under seven minutes using nothing but

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Speaker 4: his teeth and one extra durable appendage.

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Speaker 5: That's why they call him power Drill. Will you know.

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Speaker 1: There's just requiring as for the most part, right, I

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Speaker 1: use both.

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Speaker 5: That's how it's done.

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Speaker 4: And in the other corner, her favorite type of foreplay

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Speaker 4: is when you threaten her with legal action and send

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Speaker 4: her a court summons in the mail. Say hello to

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Speaker 4: Subpoena Serena.

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Speaker 5: Nice to have you on. Here's how the game works.

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Speaker 4: One contestant will start by telling one of their worst

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Speaker 4: date stories, than the other will try and counter with

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Speaker 4: a nightmare story of their own. We're going back and

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Speaker 4: forth for three rounds until we declare a winner. And

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Speaker 4: in the spirit of chivalry, today we're doing ladies first.

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Speaker 5: So Subpoena Serena, you're up.

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Speaker 14: I actually met my tender date at a coffee shop

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Speaker 14: and we were just talking about our hobbies, and that's

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Speaker 14: when he told me he could just show me his hobby.

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Speaker 4: Oh, oh, myle whatever it is, I'm excited.

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Speaker 1: Say.

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Speaker 14: It is so much worse than juggling, trust me. Okay,

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Speaker 14: He pulled out bubble wrap out of his backpack. Okay,

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Speaker 14: and he told me that he is a competitive bubble

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Speaker 14: wrap popper and he started to see it so loud.

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Speaker 5: That's a thing impressive?

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Speaker 3: How turned on?

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Speaker 14: Were you not turned on at all? It was honestly

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Speaker 14: really embarrassing.

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Speaker 9: And a little.

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Speaker 4: How could you turn the bubble popping champ down?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Cowards? Real will can you counter?

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Speaker 15: I went on this date with this girl and she

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Speaker 15: texted me a link afterwards and I opened it and

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Speaker 15: it said, here are some live results on like a

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Speaker 15: TikTok and it was ranking me along with ten other

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Speaker 15: guys that she had recently gone out with.

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Speaker 1: On t wait out of land bro.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just a little offensive.

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Speaker 1: He may have felt good if he was number one.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, were ranked?

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Speaker 14: Yeah?

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Speaker 9: Well?

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Speaker 15: At first I was ranked top three, and then I

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Speaker 15: checked it all week and Saturday night I dropped number seven.

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Speaker 5: Daring checked it out all right.

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Speaker 4: We're on to round two in our special Battle of

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Speaker 4: the Tinder Dates Guys Versus Gals edition. Who has it

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Speaker 4: worse in the dating world? Serena, We're back to you.

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Speaker 14: I went to a restaurant to meet up with my guy,

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Speaker 14: except he looked way younger than I thought he would,

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Speaker 14: and I sat down and I actually started to think

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Speaker 14: I was being captain.

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Speaker 5: Okay, this is the right guy.

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Speaker 14: It was so uncomfortable because he then told me that

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Speaker 14: he's actually twenty years old and it was his dad

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Speaker 14: that was texting me the entire time.

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Speaker 5: Wait, what do you mean?

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Speaker 14: He told me he was just having a hard time

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Speaker 14: with the ladies, so his dad helped him to get

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Speaker 14: a date.

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Speaker 1: Oh dad, with the assist he showed up.

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Speaker 5: Or something that will time to hit back.

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Speaker 15: I had this girl invite me to a pop up

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Speaker 15: art show, and I was like.

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Speaker 5: Oh cool, nice, I love art. That'd be awesome.

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Speaker 15: Well, this is how it went down. We're driving through

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Speaker 15: this residential neighborhood and we went into a house and

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Speaker 15: it turned out she had taped up childhood drawing in

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Speaker 15: her own base men and placed a single flashlight on

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Speaker 15: the floor for what she called ambiance.

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Speaker 1: Oh I'm gonna tell you, even though you're a man,

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Speaker 1: you shouldn't go into a stranger's.

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Speaker 4: Busy, even if there is just finger paints led lights

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Speaker 4: in there.

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Speaker 8: Flashlight.

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Speaker 4: We are ono the third and final round of Battle

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Speaker 4: of the Tinder Dades Guys versus Gals. We need your

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Speaker 4: best stories here, so subpoena, serena, what have you got?

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Speaker 14: This one still gives me nightmares because we had a

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Speaker 14: nice time. But at the end we ordered dessert and

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Speaker 14: this guy started having an allergic reaction while you're eating dessert.

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Speaker 5: Oh no, what'd you do?

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Speaker 14: Well? He actually reached into his jacket pocket. He grabbed

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Speaker 14: like one of those FTI pens, and he actually shoved

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Speaker 14: it into his neck.

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Speaker 5: Yeah. Oh, it's kind of a badass move.

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Speaker 14: It was awful. I freaked out. We left, but then

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Speaker 14: when we got to his car, he started laughing hysterically.

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Speaker 14: He turns to me and says, it worked. We got

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Speaker 14: a free meal.

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Speaker 3: It was a set.

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Speaker 5: No.

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Speaker 14: No, he bought a fake ETI pan on the dark web.

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Speaker 5: No.

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Speaker 3: I was like, I think, get you really sick?

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Speaker 1: After? I thought you were just heartless. I thought she

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Speaker 1: liked gross.

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Speaker 5: Life hack. Okay, good luck top and that.

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Speaker 3: Listen.

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Speaker 15: I'm a pretty adventurous, outdoorsy guy, and I was really

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Speaker 15: psyched because we went paddle boarding together. Everything was going

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Speaker 15: well on the date, but out of nowhere, she jumps

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Speaker 15: in the water and then tells me she can't swim

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Speaker 15: and starts drowning. God Thankfully I was able to get

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Speaker 15: her out of the water and I pulled her back

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Speaker 15: up on board. That is when she told me that

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Speaker 15: she can actually swim, and she has this lifeguard fantasy

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Speaker 15: of being saved that she wanted to play out.

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Speaker 3: O God, I'll give me a heads up please.

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Speaker 1: I used to pretend like I drowned for my little

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Speaker 1: sister and make her save me.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it.

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Speaker 3: Was too much.

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Speaker 15: She kept doing it. She did it two more time.

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Speaker 3: Oh I gest there was really working for.

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Speaker 5: Her, So it's good for you. All right, there it is.

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Speaker 4: That's the final bell and we need to score this.

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Speaker 4: So let's go to the judges. Alexis who you giving

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Speaker 4: it to?

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Speaker 2: Serena the EpiPen and setup with the sun.

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Speaker 5: That's one vote for Serena Brooke.

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Speaker 1: God, they're both so bad, but that fake EpiPen I

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Speaker 1: can't get over here.

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Speaker 4: Congratulations Subpina Surena, you are our super hero of single them.

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Speaker 5: How does it feel, I'll tell.

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Speaker 14: You what it feels good to know I have a

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Speaker 14: horrible dating history.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, it's not yell, it's them.

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Speaker 5: Yeah right now. The women have it worse. And text

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Speaker 5: in seven eighty five nine too.

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Speaker 4: If you want to appear on the next edition of

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Speaker 4: Battle of the Tender Dates.

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Speaker 5: We got your phone tap coming.

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Speaker 8: Up right after this, Jeffrey in the morning time.

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Speaker 5: For your phone tap.

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Speaker 4: And today we call a guy who's pet sitting for

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Speaker 4: a family while they're off on vacation. Okay, and it's

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Speaker 4: not just any vacation. They're out in the Caribbean. And

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Speaker 4: you know what's the cool thing about working in radio

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Speaker 4: is I can snap my fingers and boom fake waves.

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Speaker 3: I'm out in the ocean right now.

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Speaker 7: I feel like I'm straight off.

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Speaker 4: I'm trying to make it a little bit more exotic

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Speaker 4: sounding than this. Okay, you can too many waves?

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Speaker 1: How did I get?

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Speaker 5: Why did I book hurricane season? That was terrible?

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Speaker 4: But no, this guy is pet sitting for the family,

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Speaker 4: dog named Milo, and he's never met me. But I'm

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Speaker 4: gonna say that I'm the husband and I need him

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Speaker 4: to do something for us while we're away. Something is

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Speaker 4: gonna make him feel very, very uncomfortable. But we'll see

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Speaker 4: if I can make him do it. In your phone

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Speaker 4: tap right now? Hell yeah, I'm gonna have one more

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Speaker 4: Penia Kalada and.

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Speaker 3: Then I'll come on the jet skis.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Mom, oh yeah, Hello, Hey, Hey is this John?

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Speaker 12: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Hey, it's Chris, Sophie's husband.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, Hi.

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Speaker 4: Hey, Sorry, I know we haven't met before, but she

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Speaker 4: said that you're the one that's dog sitting for us

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Speaker 4: while we're on vacation.

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Speaker 12: Yeah. How's the vacation.

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Speaker 5: It's great. I'm just an island by living the island life,

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Speaker 5: you know.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, man, that sounds fun.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: So the reason I'm Colin. I just had a quick

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Speaker 4: question about Milo. How's he doing?

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Speaker 5: By the way, he's good. Have you been given him

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Speaker 5: his medication?

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Speaker 12: Yep, every day, twice a day.

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Speaker 5: Great, Thank you for doing that. By the way.

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Speaker 12: Oh yeah, no problem.

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Speaker 4: I actually just got an email from our vet that

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Speaker 4: said Milo may not need it anymore, and if that's

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Speaker 4: the case, he shouldn't take it if he's fully recovered.

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Speaker 12: Oh okay, well should I not give give it to him?

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Speaker 4: Well I'm not really sure. They said that there is

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Speaker 4: a way to check though. So is he in the

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Speaker 4: room with you right now?

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Speaker 5: Maybe?

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Speaker 12: Yeah, he's right here, lying down by the cash.

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Speaker 5: Okay, cool.

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Speaker 4: So I need you to just go over to him

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Speaker 4: and lift up his tail and sniff underneath. Uh what, Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I need you to pick his tail up and smell

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Speaker 4: his backside.

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Speaker 12: Oh, you want me to smell your dogs?

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Speaker 5: But correct?

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Speaker 4: Sorry, is our connection not good? I am on an

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Speaker 4: island out in the Caribbean.

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Speaker 5: I don't know if I mentioned that.

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Speaker 12: No, No, I just you said you want me to

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Speaker 12: lift your You want me to smell your dogs.

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Speaker 4: But yeah, because the vet says that if it smells

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Speaker 4: like spearmint, then we're all good spear man m Yeah,

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Speaker 4: they just need to know if we keep going with

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Speaker 4: the medication or not. So I just need you to

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Speaker 4: take a big whiff and let me know what it

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Speaker 4: smells like.

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Speaker 8: Uh.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't.

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Speaker 12: I'm sorry, I don't. I don't. I don't feel comfortable

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Speaker 12: with Uh can you just can we just wait until

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Speaker 12: you kind of get back.

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Speaker 4: Well, no, we can't wait because we're not coming back

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Speaker 4: for another five days. And the vet said if he

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Speaker 4: has too much medication, it could be harmful. So I

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Speaker 4: need you to start sniffing rear. Is there a problem?

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Speaker 12: And no, I I just can I can I talk

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Speaker 12: with Sophie please for a second, honey.

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Speaker 3: Hold on.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, the dog sitters being he's being difficult.

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Speaker 12: This is just kind of like way over my pay grade.

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Speaker 12: My job description.

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Speaker 4: Look, it's not that weird. Didn't you have a roommate

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Speaker 4: in college? We all did it?

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Speaker 12: What what?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

679
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:15,040
Speaker 4: You want to make me the weird one. Just smell

680
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 4: my dog's butt. It's for his health. I thought you

681
00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:20,880
Speaker 4: cared about animals. Isn't that why you do this?

682
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:21,960
Speaker 5: No?

683
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:25,280
Speaker 12: I definitely I do, But I just I just can't

684
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:28,440
Speaker 12: bring Can't we just bring him? Can I bring him

685
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:29,000
Speaker 12: over to the vet?

686
00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:29,400
Speaker 7: No?

687
00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:31,840
Speaker 4: They'll charge me like four hundred dollars extra for that,

688
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:33,760
Speaker 4: and then I have to take that out of your pay.

689
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:35,760
Speaker 8: Uh.

690
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:37,320
Speaker 5: Just get sniffing.

691
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:40,120
Speaker 12: You know that's kind of kind of ridiculous.

692
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:43,000
Speaker 5: But you're delaying this call costs me a lot of money.

693
00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:45,640
Speaker 4: So just please and make sure you don't fake it either,

694
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:46,920
Speaker 4: because I have cameras in the house.

695
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:53,760
Speaker 16: Okay, Okay, he's stalling, sweetie, I'm sorry. Tell there all right,

696
00:32:53,960 --> 00:33:08,280
Speaker 16: go ahead, come here by Oh God, did you do it?

697
00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:09,640
Speaker 6: Yeah?

698
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:14,800
Speaker 12: And it doesn't smell like anything like definitely not fearmid

699
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,160
Speaker 12: You actually did it?

700
00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:17,760
Speaker 9: Yeah?

701
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:19,000
Speaker 12: I did it and it was horrible.

702
00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:21,440
Speaker 3: Oh.

703
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:23,240
Speaker 4: You know who's gonna be so happy to hear that

704
00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:24,360
Speaker 4: is your coworker, J.

705
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:27,320
Speaker 5: What are you talking about?

706
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:27,560
Speaker 8: Man?

707
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:30,880
Speaker 4: I mean I'm not Sophie's husband. Dude, my name's jeff

708
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,320
Speaker 4: from a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

709
00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:35,680
Speaker 5: What it's a prank call?

710
00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:37,040
Speaker 15: You made me?

711
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:41,120
Speaker 5: What Jay wanted to play a prank on you?

712
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:42,560
Speaker 4: You made me Smith is Dogs.

713
00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:45,840
Speaker 5: But oh my god, dude.

714
00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:51,240
Speaker 12: Staring at me like right now, it's scaring like I did,

715
00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:59,040
Speaker 12: like I violated this. I'm sorry, my Milo, I'm sorry.

716
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:00,000
Speaker 3: Oh yeah.

717
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:02,720
Speaker 4: Also, the vet said that his breath should smell like watermelon,

718
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:04,120
Speaker 4: so could you French kiss him real quick?

719
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:08,120
Speaker 5: And I just make sure, yeah, weak up.

720
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:11,120
Speaker 13: Every morning was Boom Tabs weekday mornings on the twenties,

721
00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:13,240
Speaker 13: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

722
00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:18,600
Speaker 4: In dating, you gotta be upfront, and one of our

723
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:21,360
Speaker 4: listeners warned her date that there was one thing he

724
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:25,680
Speaker 4: had to do before their evening could officially start. It

725
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:30,240
Speaker 4: sounded so off the walls extreme he thought she must

726
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:33,879
Speaker 4: have been joking until he showed up at her door

727
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:37,240
Speaker 4: and realized, oh my god, she's one hundred percent serious,

728
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,680
Speaker 4: and none of us could believe he actually agreed to

729
00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:44,160
Speaker 4: go through with it before.

730
00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:44,759
Speaker 5: They even went out.

731
00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:48,560
Speaker 4: You're gonna hear what happened in your brand new second

732
00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:49,760
Speaker 4: date update.

733
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:52,719
Speaker 5: Right after this second date updated.

734
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:58,439
Speaker 4: Some people have caveats in order to date them where

735
00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:02,319
Speaker 4: it's like, I'm attracted, our vibe is really good. But

736
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:05,000
Speaker 4: if you want to go out with me, yeah, this

737
00:35:05,239 --> 00:35:08,839
Speaker 4: one little thing needs to happen first before I can

738
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:13,359
Speaker 4: say yes. Oh what like for me personally, I can

739
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:15,879
Speaker 4: only go out with you if you let my mom

740
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:19,799
Speaker 4: dress you for the date, because even though I don't

741
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:22,040
Speaker 4: want her to be a part of my love life,

742
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:27,800
Speaker 4: she does insist I don't date people who dress too trampy. Oh,

743
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:30,520
Speaker 4: I don't want to upset my mother with the people

744
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:31,040
Speaker 4: that I date.

745
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:33,520
Speaker 5: That's just my one thing and then we're good.

746
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:37,840
Speaker 1: Yes, that made you so sent? Was really?

747
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:42,040
Speaker 4: One of our listeners has an important caveat that she

748
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:45,560
Speaker 4: says as an instant deal breaker if the guy says no.

749
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:49,400
Speaker 4: And I'm interested to hear what this is. So Samantha,

750
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:51,839
Speaker 4: welcome to the show. We want to know what your

751
00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:52,640
Speaker 4: caveat is.

752
00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:54,640
Speaker 1: Who we're starting to right at the top? I love it.

753
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:56,160
Speaker 8: Yeah.

754
00:35:56,239 --> 00:36:00,000
Speaker 9: My caveat is I drug test the guys before I

755
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:00,560
Speaker 9: go out.

756
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:00,600
Speaker 8: With the.

757
00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:08,320
Speaker 1: Drug sounds funer. What are you looking for?

758
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:10,239
Speaker 14: So I have a serious job.

759
00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:12,560
Speaker 9: I like you know, I'm kind of a serious person

760
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:15,600
Speaker 9: and I don't want to mester waste my time on

761
00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:17,160
Speaker 9: somebody who's doing stupid.

762
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:19,480
Speaker 5: Oh you want the test to come back negative.

763
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:25,200
Speaker 4: If it's not positive, we're not hanging up our drug

764
00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:27,320
Speaker 4: test work here at the radiots you okay?

765
00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:30,759
Speaker 1: Interesting men actually agree to do this for you.

766
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:31,640
Speaker 9: Generally it's fine.

767
00:36:31,719 --> 00:36:34,000
Speaker 12: Yeah, they don't tend to have an issue with it.

768
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:35,840
Speaker 3: You don't do anything.

769
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:38,640
Speaker 2: You'd be like, Okay, is it like some else's I mean,

770
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:41,879
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, that's what I tell you, hard drugs.

771
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:47,319
Speaker 1: Or fun drugs? What are you looking for?

772
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:52,399
Speaker 9: That's definitely looking for just like no drugs, I guess. Also, yeah,

773
00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:53,920
Speaker 9: obviously they could like get.

774
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:54,800
Speaker 15: Some dude's tea or whatever.

775
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:57,000
Speaker 9: So no, we do it at a my apartment when

776
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:57,759
Speaker 9: they come pick me up.

777
00:36:57,880 --> 00:37:00,640
Speaker 4: Okay, So clearly this must have happened with your date

778
00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:02,719
Speaker 4: that you're going to be telling us about here.

779
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:03,840
Speaker 9: That is correct.

780
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:04,600
Speaker 5: Should we just have.

781
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:06,960
Speaker 1: One more question? Are they giving a heads up before

782
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:08,960
Speaker 1: they get to the apartment or is it a surprise

783
00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:09,760
Speaker 1: drug test?

784
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:12,799
Speaker 9: Well, for example, like with the guy that we're talking

785
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:15,600
Speaker 9: about right now, we were chatting on bumble for a

786
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:16,520
Speaker 9: couple of days.

787
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:18,560
Speaker 14: Or whatever, and I didn't mention like, hey, I'd like.

788
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:20,239
Speaker 9: To go out with you, yeah, but this is my

789
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:24,000
Speaker 9: one caveat right, And he just kind of like loled.

790
00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:28,280
Speaker 9: He thought it was a joke maybe, but he was like, okay,

791
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:30,200
Speaker 9: I could see that.

792
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:31,919
Speaker 3: Being a joke. Like, by the way, I'm gonna drug

793
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:32,799
Speaker 3: test you when you get here.

794
00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:36,960
Speaker 4: Okay, So what's this guy's name, by the way, Dave?

795
00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:36,959
Speaker 13: Dave?

796
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:40,279
Speaker 4: Okay, so Dave laughed when you suggested it.

797
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:41,520
Speaker 7: Then at the door, what happened?

798
00:37:41,719 --> 00:37:43,000
Speaker 5: What happened when you actually met him?

799
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:45,319
Speaker 9: Yeah, well, I mean gave him a hug, invited him

800
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:47,680
Speaker 9: in for a drink, and was just like, hey, remember

801
00:37:47,719 --> 00:37:50,560
Speaker 9: I have mentioned drug test, can you give me a sample?

802
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:52,320
Speaker 5: So what was his reaction?

803
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:56,040
Speaker 12: He was like shocked, like didn't think I was serious.

804
00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:57,879
Speaker 9: I was like, yes, yes, I am.

805
00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:01,080
Speaker 5: You mean most of your dates don't start this way day.

806
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:02,560
Speaker 5: That's weird.

807
00:38:02,719 --> 00:38:04,000
Speaker 1: So what did he do? Did he do it?

808
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:06,200
Speaker 12: I mean he lakes a little weird, but he did.

809
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:07,279
Speaker 9: He he went and did it.

810
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:07,840
Speaker 5: Okay.

811
00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:10,239
Speaker 9: It's like one of those like from CBS or whatever.

812
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:14,520
Speaker 1: You know, yeah, do you know immediately whether he's on drugs?

813
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:15,120
Speaker 14: Pretty much?

814
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:17,400
Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean it comes back like ten fifteen minutes.

815
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:19,040
Speaker 9: You just have to wait for the stick to like

816
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:21,600
Speaker 9: tell you the colors of what in his key?

817
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:24,239
Speaker 1: I guess, so it's only within Like if you've done

818
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:26,799
Speaker 1: drugs recently, you don't know about Yeah, get clear?

819
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:29,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, what happens if it comes up positive? Do you

820
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:33,560
Speaker 3: immediately not do the days? I didn't even think that's.

821
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:34,920
Speaker 9: The whole point If it comes to positive, he's out

822
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:35,200
Speaker 9: the door.

823
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:37,719
Speaker 1: Oh my god, wow, So are you just sitting in

824
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:42,080
Speaker 1: your living room waiting side? Like what is that? What

825
00:38:42,239 --> 00:38:43,160
Speaker 1: is that time period?

826
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:45,759
Speaker 9: Like, you know, getting to know each other. I try

827
00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:48,319
Speaker 9: and make a joke about it, like try and have

828
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:50,360
Speaker 9: a normal time and then I go back in the

829
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:51,480
Speaker 9: bathroom and seats and.

830
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:54,359
Speaker 3: The second that would be awkward combo. Let's not get

831
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:56,040
Speaker 3: to know each other too well in case you leave

832
00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:58,480
Speaker 3: after this. But what are your interests?

833
00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:00,640
Speaker 4: So just the fact that you want us to today

834
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:02,960
Speaker 4: must mean that it came back negative.

835
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:08,160
Speaker 9: Yeah, so then I mean we went to dinner. He

836
00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:10,799
Speaker 9: seemed a little I don't know, rigid or something.

837
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:12,640
Speaker 14: Maybe he's a little weirded out.

838
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:15,280
Speaker 4: But how did he seem rigid?

839
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:17,759
Speaker 9: He was just making weird kind of jokes or like

840
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:18,880
Speaker 9: off handed comments.

841
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:19,160
Speaker 7: You know.

842
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:20,120
Speaker 9: At one point I was like.

843
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:21,240
Speaker 14: What do you do for the weekend?

844
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:24,120
Speaker 9: What's your hobbies or whatever, and he's like, not drug stuff.

845
00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:26,840
Speaker 1: It's kind of.

846
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:28,799
Speaker 5: Funny but also of suspicious.

847
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:30,719
Speaker 3: Or you could have been like, I do tons of

848
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:31,960
Speaker 3: drugs and that would also be fun.

849
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:34,319
Speaker 1: It sounds like he's having a hard time getting over

850
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:36,280
Speaker 1: that initial drug test, the shock.

851
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:39,319
Speaker 9: Okay, yeah, And I mean he did also call me

852
00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:40,360
Speaker 9: the FBI of bumble.

853
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:44,200
Speaker 4: I mean, okay, well, but it's cute to establish nicknames

854
00:39:44,239 --> 00:39:46,000
Speaker 4: early on in the relationship, so.

855
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:48,200
Speaker 5: Maybe we could look at that as a good active

856
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:49,240
Speaker 5: dame whatever.

857
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:52,240
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, was there any flirting?

858
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:53,760
Speaker 14: There was flirting.

859
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:56,480
Speaker 9: I feel like we had a good connection otherwise, like

860
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:58,480
Speaker 9: when we were talking about other things. But he did

861
00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:00,520
Speaker 9: seem to kind of go back to that a little bit.

862
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:03,560
Speaker 5: But here's the big question. Was there a kiss.

863
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:07,359
Speaker 9: There was not a kiss. There was a hub and

864
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:10,120
Speaker 9: he said he would call me and we'd go out again,

865
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:11,240
Speaker 9: and then nothing.

866
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:13,440
Speaker 1: It's a different type of test before the kiss happens.

867
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:15,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's definitely.

868
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:17,160
Speaker 9: A different type of test before the bed happened.

869
00:40:17,239 --> 00:40:18,279
Speaker 8: Yeah.

870
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:20,000
Speaker 5: Well, at least you're thinking of that, so it.

871
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:22,239
Speaker 3: Sounds like he couldn't recover from the test, but like

872
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:23,799
Speaker 3: why like he passed it.

873
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:24,480
Speaker 14: That's the thing.

874
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:26,640
Speaker 1: I think the more you sit with it, probably the

875
00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:29,440
Speaker 1: stranger it starts to feel like maybe you take it

876
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:31,319
Speaker 1: and then you're just like why did I what did

877
00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:33,000
Speaker 1: I just do? Or if you're into that stuff, like

878
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:34,120
Speaker 1: you don't want to date someone who's not.

879
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:38,680
Speaker 4: Not to mention, it was a huge surprise to him.

880
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:41,760
Speaker 4: He wasn't expecting to actually have to provide a sample

881
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:44,160
Speaker 4: in front of her on the first time that they met.

882
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:47,360
Speaker 4: So at what's happened since that date ended?

883
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:48,200
Speaker 5: How long has it been?

884
00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:51,320
Speaker 9: It's been about a week, I guess. I waited a

885
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:52,960
Speaker 9: couple of days for him to contact me, and then

886
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,920
Speaker 9: I did reach out like two days ago, just texted

887
00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:57,719
Speaker 9: him like, hey, it was great meeting you. I'd love

888
00:40:57,760 --> 00:40:58,800
Speaker 9: to see you again or whatever.

889
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:01,120
Speaker 1: And I haven't heard of any It's important that she

890
00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:02,680
Speaker 1: gets ahold of them. There's not many men that can

891
00:41:02,719 --> 00:41:03,359
Speaker 1: pass that test.

892
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:08,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, so let's call this guy in a couple

893
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:08,960
Speaker 4: of minutes.

894
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,400
Speaker 5: Here, we'll find out what he has to say. I

895
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:12,160
Speaker 5: can't imagine.

896
00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:14,800
Speaker 4: I mean, you've already tested his pe like it's I

897
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:17,560
Speaker 4: don't know what base that would be in romance terms,

898
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:19,280
Speaker 4: six base.

899
00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:24,160
Speaker 5: In the alleyway behind the ballpark.

900
00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:25,760
Speaker 1: Maybe Okay, yeah, but we're.

901
00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:27,920
Speaker 4: Gonna get whatever his answer is when we call him

902
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:29,440
Speaker 4: come back at your second date update.

903
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:30,800
Speaker 5: Right after this hold.

904
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:36,120
Speaker 17: On second date update, I can already picture the wedding

905
00:41:36,239 --> 00:41:40,319
Speaker 17: vows when Dave is up on that altar and says, Samantha,

906
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:42,360
Speaker 17: from the moment you pulled.

907
00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:45,120
Speaker 4: Out that six ounds plastic cup and asked me to

908
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:49,160
Speaker 4: provide you a sample, I knew you were the one.

909
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:52,680
Speaker 5: Tears everywhere.

910
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:54,439
Speaker 1: Nothing says love like urine test.

911
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:57,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know we're not exaggerating either.

912
00:41:57,120 --> 00:42:00,720
Speaker 4: Samantha actually has a rule that she cannot date anyone

913
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:04,560
Speaker 4: who uses drugs because of her job. It's not allowed

914
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:06,760
Speaker 4: and to be damaging to her image in her career

915
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:10,480
Speaker 4: to associate with people like Brook and Jose for example.

916
00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:15,120
Speaker 7: Yeah, so that's why I.

917
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:17,120
Speaker 3: Want to get a test to see it is.

918
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:19,560
Speaker 4: But that's the thing her date, Dave did provide a

919
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:22,440
Speaker 4: sample past the test and was clean, So it should

920
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:24,040
Speaker 4: have been smooth sailing from there.

921
00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:26,040
Speaker 3: That's what I keep saying. I keep going, Man, he

922
00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:28,360
Speaker 3: was nervous and tough, but he passed.

923
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:30,879
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it's weird that he was acting so

924
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:32,440
Speaker 4: strange on the date, right, Samantha.

925
00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:36,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the thing I forgot to ask. Did you

926
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:38,680
Speaker 1: explain to him the job aspect of this?

927
00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:39,319
Speaker 5: Yeah?

928
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:41,000
Speaker 9: I mean I told him as much as I could

929
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:42,799
Speaker 9: about my job. I can't really go into a lot

930
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:44,319
Speaker 9: of details, but you seemed to get it.

931
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:47,120
Speaker 3: He said, you like an important job.

932
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:52,520
Speaker 4: I have a very important job. Well, we have an

933
00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:54,719
Speaker 4: important job right now. To get Dave on the other

934
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:56,560
Speaker 4: line and get some answers out of him.

935
00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:57,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, drug test him again?

936
00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:00,680
Speaker 1: No drug test on the show.

937
00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:01,640
Speaker 5: Yeah.

938
00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:04,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, So here we go. I'm in a

939
00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:07,160
Speaker 4: dilla Dave's number. Hopefully he picks up. It's not too traumatized.

940
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:18,759
Speaker 5: But here we go. Hello. Hey is this Dave? Yeah,

941
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:20,719
Speaker 5: this is hey Dave. How's it going?

942
00:43:20,719 --> 00:43:20,839
Speaker 6: Man?

943
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:22,520
Speaker 5: You're on a radio show right now called Brook and

944
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:23,320
Speaker 5: Jeffrey in the Morning.

945
00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:27,799
Speaker 6: Hey, welcome to the show, Dave the radio show. Yeah,

946
00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:33,399
Speaker 6: okay's Tory random. What's what's up?

947
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:39,640
Speaker 4: This is kind of random, but we're calling on behalf

948
00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:41,400
Speaker 4: of one of our listeners that you went on a

949
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:43,719
Speaker 4: date with recently, a girl named Samantha.

950
00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:48,760
Speaker 6: Okay, Yeah, I remember, Samantha.

951
00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:51,040
Speaker 1: I bet yeah, I would think that's a date that's

952
00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:51,680
Speaker 1: hard to forget.

953
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,560
Speaker 4: And so we're doing this segment called a second date

954
00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:59,000
Speaker 4: update because we know there hasn't been a second meetup.

955
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:02,720
Speaker 4: She's a little confused about why it's not happening yet.

956
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:05,120
Speaker 6: Wait, did she make you guys call me?

957
00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:09,600
Speaker 1: Didn't make it? Yes, it was a pretty interesting story

958
00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:10,200
Speaker 1: about your date.

959
00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:12,360
Speaker 6: So yeah, it was different.

960
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:15,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, different is a good way to describe it. According

961
00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:17,480
Speaker 4: to her, she asked you to come pick her up

962
00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:18,160
Speaker 4: at her place.

963
00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:22,200
Speaker 5: She pulled out a drug test. You seemed surprised about that.

964
00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:26,080
Speaker 4: Anybody would be surprised, even though she did mention it

965
00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:28,359
Speaker 4: to you before you went out, and you still were

966
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:29,719
Speaker 4: shot right.

967
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:31,759
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean definitely it was a first for me.

968
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,440
Speaker 6: I didn't having a drug test before going on a

969
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:35,120
Speaker 6: day for sure.

970
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:35,560
Speaker 8: Yeah.

971
00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:38,200
Speaker 1: Were you worried about passing it?

972
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:39,279
Speaker 14: No?

973
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:42,480
Speaker 6: I mean, you know, I'm pretty good about all that stuff.

974
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:46,080
Speaker 4: But that's what we heard. It came back all clean,

975
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:48,400
Speaker 4: and you guys went out to dinner. But she said

976
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:51,399
Speaker 4: that you seemed a little bit uncomfortable when you were

977
00:44:51,719 --> 00:44:55,520
Speaker 4: out because you were making some jokes and comments, being

978
00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:57,560
Speaker 4: very adamant about not using drugs.

979
00:44:57,840 --> 00:44:59,680
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, like, what else am I supposed to do?

980
00:44:59,719 --> 00:45:01,360
Speaker 6: I mean, yeah, just a little shocked.

981
00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:04,319
Speaker 1: I actually applauded your humor. Like what you call her

982
00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:07,320
Speaker 1: the FBI of bumble? She said, oh yeah.

983
00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:08,920
Speaker 6: Yeah, FBI da something.

984
00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:14,000
Speaker 4: I don't know what she does, but yeah, any of

985
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:14,920
Speaker 4: those initials right.

986
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:17,399
Speaker 6: So I mean, yeah, she told you about the drug test,

987
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:18,880
Speaker 6: But did she tell you about her dog?

988
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:22,440
Speaker 1: Her dog? No? We didn't you hear about a dog

989
00:45:22,719 --> 00:45:24,560
Speaker 1: at the apartment? Yeah?

990
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:26,560
Speaker 6: No. So she sets up the date and then we

991
00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:30,920
Speaker 6: go to a bar that's like dog friendly, there's other dogs.

992
00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:33,320
Speaker 6: She didn't come right out and say, but I'm pretty

993
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:35,799
Speaker 6: sure her dog is like a drug sniffing dog.

994
00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:37,240
Speaker 1: What what?

995
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:38,799
Speaker 5: Yeah?

996
00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:39,879
Speaker 1: Why would you think that?

997
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:42,200
Speaker 6: It is like stiff in my pants the whole time?

998
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:45,319
Speaker 6: It's a German Shepherd, Like she's kind of like looking

999
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:47,600
Speaker 6: at him like wait for him to signal or something like.

1000
00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:50,600
Speaker 6: It's just awkward, like even after the drug test.

1001
00:45:50,719 --> 00:45:53,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, honestly, that would make sense. Why she would need

1002
00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:57,000
Speaker 1: a drug test every one? So her dog doesn't attack them?

1003
00:45:57,920 --> 00:46:03,480
Speaker 4: Do the dogs instantly attack drug They sit and they're

1004
00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:04,280
Speaker 4: like ready to attack.

1005
00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:05,720
Speaker 5: I think they just point at whatever.

1006
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:07,600
Speaker 3: Still, it would make whatever they do.

1007
00:46:10,239 --> 00:46:14,160
Speaker 1: Drug dog before. Yeah, but they scare me, even the beagles.

1008
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:17,239
Speaker 4: So you're saying, are you one hundred percent sure that

1009
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:19,000
Speaker 4: her dog is a drug sniffing one?

1010
00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:21,080
Speaker 6: I mean, come on, say, but I mean the way

1011
00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:24,440
Speaker 6: he was active. Also the German shepherd and the whole

1012
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:26,040
Speaker 6: drug testing that put it in my head. I was

1013
00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:27,359
Speaker 6: like one plus one equals too.

1014
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:30,040
Speaker 3: You know, I feel like all German shepherds are drug dogs,

1015
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:32,000
Speaker 3: you know, the ones that aren't trained their snitches, the

1016
00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:32,600
Speaker 3: only ones.

1017
00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:34,000
Speaker 2: Did it go to other people at the bar, like

1018
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:36,640
Speaker 2: was it sniffing out?

1019
00:46:36,719 --> 00:46:39,920
Speaker 6: I mean she was on a pretty tightly show, so

1020
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:40,680
Speaker 6: I really don't know.

1021
00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:44,000
Speaker 1: You know, even though you were totally clean and innocent,

1022
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:45,680
Speaker 1: I would start to feel like I was on drugs

1023
00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:46,200
Speaker 1: in that moment.

1024
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:51,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, a drug lord.

1025
00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:51,640
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1026
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:53,520
Speaker 6: Well, I felt like I was like Walter White.

1027
00:46:53,719 --> 00:46:54,560
Speaker 14: Yeah.

1028
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:56,840
Speaker 4: The only way to find out for sure the status

1029
00:46:56,920 --> 00:46:59,680
Speaker 4: of her and her dog is to just ask Samantha,

1030
00:46:59,719 --> 00:47:01,640
Speaker 4: who's on the other line right now waiting to talk

1031
00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:01,920
Speaker 4: to you.

1032
00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:04,880
Speaker 6: Oh dude, you didn't tell me she was listening.

1033
00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:11,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's how this works. But Samantha there, oh god, yeah,

1034
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:16,000
Speaker 5: I'm here, would you would like to address the allegations

1035
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:16,719
Speaker 5: against your dog.

1036
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:20,959
Speaker 9: Uh, yeah, my dog is not a drug sniffing dog.

1037
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:22,799
Speaker 9: And that sounds really paranoid.

1038
00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:28,000
Speaker 5: Oh, drug users are a little bit paranoid. He wouldn't

1039
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:29,959
Speaker 5: be so upset about it if he didn't have something

1040
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:30,319
Speaker 5: to hide.

1041
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:31,840
Speaker 3: The girls just said.

1042
00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:36,400
Speaker 1: At the airport, I'm always scared the same.

1043
00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:39,080
Speaker 9: I don't know. I think it's just suspicions that, like,

1044
00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:41,000
Speaker 9: you passed the drug test, but then like, what are

1045
00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:44,239
Speaker 9: you hiding? Like you seriously think I also brought a

1046
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:45,320
Speaker 9: drug sniffing dog.

1047
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:47,919
Speaker 14: Well what else am I supposed to think?

1048
00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:49,879
Speaker 6: Like this is the first time we've had a drug test,

1049
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:51,280
Speaker 6: and then you have the way to dog jactor.

1050
00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:54,080
Speaker 9: I mean, I've been honest about everything. I told you

1051
00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:55,799
Speaker 9: ahead of time that that's what was going to happen.

1052
00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:58,399
Speaker 9: You showed up, you passed it, Like what are you What.

1053
00:47:58,480 --> 00:48:03,120
Speaker 6: Are you hiding if you're thinking like you're automatically The

1054
00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:06,440
Speaker 6: whole thing was just such a bizarre experience. It was

1055
00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:09,160
Speaker 6: supposed to be a date like romantic and fun. That

1056
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:11,360
Speaker 6: wasn't any of that, Like have you ever had one

1057
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:12,480
Speaker 6: of those words like fun?

1058
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:13,160
Speaker 12: Or do you?

1059
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:15,720
Speaker 9: I mean, I feel like, if you have nothing to hide,

1060
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:17,560
Speaker 9: then it should have just been a like a you know,

1061
00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:19,960
Speaker 9: you pass this test and now let's go have fun.

1062
00:48:19,719 --> 00:48:21,959
Speaker 14: And like be normal and not worry about it ever again.

1063
00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:24,319
Speaker 5: Sketch or yeah, you.

1064
00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:26,279
Speaker 6: Could just leave your German shepherd at home and then

1065
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:28,520
Speaker 6: we could go through something like fun.

1066
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:31,839
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like you should just say, oh

1067
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:34,520
Speaker 1: my god, I'm so sorry for the missing communication. It's

1068
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:35,600
Speaker 1: not a drug dog like.

1069
00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:38,120
Speaker 9: It honestly did not occur to me. That's why I'm

1070
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:40,040
Speaker 9: just like, I don't know how to have responded it.

1071
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:43,880
Speaker 6: Could that not occur to you? I mean, at the

1072
00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:44,480
Speaker 6: end of the day, the.

1073
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:46,560
Speaker 9: Way you're talking to me right now makes it seem

1074
00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:48,440
Speaker 9: like maybe you did drugs in the past. You're a

1075
00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:49,680
Speaker 9: little defensive, like.

1076
00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:50,400
Speaker 5: What is that about?

1077
00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:52,759
Speaker 14: It sounds like you're hiding.

1078
00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:56,640
Speaker 9: Something, and so yeah, I mean I'm curious, like what

1079
00:48:56,800 --> 00:48:57,439
Speaker 9: that's all about.

1080
00:48:57,680 --> 00:48:59,720
Speaker 6: This is exactly why I called you the FBI.

1081
00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:04,680
Speaker 9: If there's smoke, there's fire, and so I wouldn't be

1082
00:49:04,719 --> 00:49:07,200
Speaker 9: doing this if it wasn't actually an issue.

1083
00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:10,000
Speaker 1: And if they're smoked, you'll find Jose, So it's yeah,

1084
00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:10,800
Speaker 1: it's true.

1085
00:49:10,719 --> 00:49:17,680
Speaker 17: Yeah, yeah, I mean, oh god, we're such degenerates.

1086
00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:19,480
Speaker 5: So listen, Dave.

1087
00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:23,000
Speaker 4: At the end of the day, maybe Samantha should ease

1088
00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:26,160
Speaker 4: up on it. But at the same time, Dave made

1089
00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:27,640
Speaker 4: an assumption that wasn't true.

1090
00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:30,200
Speaker 1: Okay, So now that you know that it's a non

1091
00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:31,560
Speaker 1: drug sniffing.

1092
00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:34,080
Speaker 4: Dog like, so that's that's both of them making a mistake.

1093
00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:36,680
Speaker 4: We agree that we're all flawed, but none of us

1094
00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:39,960
Speaker 4: do drugs. Not on the No one on this call does, so.

1095
00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:42,879
Speaker 3: None of our listeners either, right, listeners, Yeah, you can't

1096
00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:43,239
Speaker 3: do it.

1097
00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:46,640
Speaker 4: So let's just drive and come together for one more

1098
00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:48,200
Speaker 4: date that we would pay for.

1099
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:49,160
Speaker 5: What do you think, Dave?

1100
00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:50,719
Speaker 3: No more drug test though, right?

1101
00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:52,680
Speaker 1: And no doubt romantic Dave? How could you say?

1102
00:49:52,719 --> 00:49:52,879
Speaker 7: No?

1103
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:55,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know, like I kind of feel like

1104
00:49:55,239 --> 00:49:57,520
Speaker 6: I've been interrogated or so, like I'm a war criminal

1105
00:49:57,640 --> 00:49:58,040
Speaker 6: or something.

1106
00:49:58,200 --> 00:49:59,239
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, she.

1107
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:02,879
Speaker 1: Hasn't actually looked in to that part of your life. Yeah, check,

1108
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:04,000
Speaker 1: I'm sure she has.

1109
00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:07,960
Speaker 5: That might be her version of for play. Samantha at

1110
00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:09,520
Speaker 5: this point, do you still even want to go out

1111
00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:09,919
Speaker 5: with Dave?

1112
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:12,600
Speaker 9: I would go out with Dave again. I mean, I

1113
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:14,680
Speaker 9: haven't seen any other red flags.

1114
00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:16,920
Speaker 4: Other than it's like paren oyance, I mean, honestly, compared

1115
00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:19,080
Speaker 4: to most people dating online, that is a plus.

1116
00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:21,600
Speaker 5: Dave. It's up to you.

1117
00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:23,360
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, as long as you don't bring the dodger,

1118
00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:24,239
Speaker 6: I'll do one more time.

1119
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:32,240
Speaker 3: Expect that date because she's not going to test you.

1120
00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:38,719
Speaker 14: I heard that.

1121
00:50:39,480 --> 00:50:44,680
Speaker 5: Second test is common. Get the gloves ready, rookie, Jeffrey

1122
00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:45,200
Speaker 5: in the morning.

1123
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:49,120
Speaker 4: This is a great example of how not every first

1124
00:50:49,239 --> 00:50:56,160
Speaker 4: date goes perfectly with non stop romance and constant fiarty conversations.

1125
00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:57,120
Speaker 1: None of them for any romance.

1126
00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:01,680
Speaker 7: That was like a interview about each other.

1127
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:03,479
Speaker 1: I mean, it's the only time a man has pulled

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Speaker 1: down his pants on a date and it has not

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Speaker 1: been for why you.

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Speaker 4: Sometimes even good relationships start with hiccups and mistakes where

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00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:14,799
Speaker 4: maybe you spill some ketchup on your shirt, maybe you

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00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:17,480
Speaker 4: get cavity searched by her bomb sniffing.

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Speaker 5: Dog by the dog. Yeah.

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00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:22,760
Speaker 4: Wow, things don't always play out like the fairy tales.

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Speaker 1: Say. I don't know what's with you and the dogs.

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Speaker 5: Jeff but my mind goes places.

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00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:31,560
Speaker 4: Okay, So let's just remember that even if your first

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00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:34,319
Speaker 4: date didn't go perfectly, there's always a chance it could

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00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:35,720
Speaker 4: work out again.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and as sterile as you can get. Yeah, Terry

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00:51:40,160 --> 00:51:42,080
Speaker 1: is a good.

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00:51:41,719 --> 00:51:44,520
Speaker 3: Her job was She's so serious everything.

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00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:47,680
Speaker 1: I feel like it's not as serious as she takes

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00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:48,280
Speaker 1: it seriously.

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00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:50,600
Speaker 5: She checks tickets at Disneyland. Yeah.

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00:51:51,040 --> 00:51:52,920
Speaker 4: But anyway, if you want some help in your dating life,

1147
00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:54,919
Speaker 4: email the show. We'll call that person who's not calling

1148
00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:56,720
Speaker 4: you back and go check out all of our second

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00:51:56,760 --> 00:51:59,160
Speaker 4: date updates wherever you get yours at Brook.

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00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:02,200
Speaker 13: And Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:07,520
Speaker 4: Fomo is so in the past. Now, it's all about

1152
00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:13,320
Speaker 4: faux po. What's that fear of people's opinions? It's broken

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00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:16,239
Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the Morning, because it's human nature to care

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00:52:16,280 --> 00:52:17,600
Speaker 4: about what other people think.

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00:52:17,719 --> 00:52:21,080
Speaker 5: But if you have faux po, it's much worse. You're

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00:52:21,080 --> 00:52:21,759
Speaker 5: worry about it.

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00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:26,080
Speaker 4: You're always concerned about not being accepted by people, not

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00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:29,840
Speaker 4: getting enough likes and comments on your instant story. And

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00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:31,800
Speaker 4: I'm just going to go down the list of symptoms

1160
00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:32,840
Speaker 4: to see if you have it.

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Speaker 1: Brooke, Okay.

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00:52:33,920 --> 00:52:37,239
Speaker 4: Number one symptoms lying and saying you saw a movie

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00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:40,440
Speaker 4: or TV show that others are discussing, just so you

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00:52:40,480 --> 00:52:42,000
Speaker 4: could be part of that conversation.

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00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:48,919
Speaker 1: Yeah, I haven't done that. It's just it's a show

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00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:51,359
Speaker 1: for kids under the age of thirteen. I've seen it.

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Speaker 4: Probably, or any novel you will say that you have

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00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:56,480
Speaker 4: read it.

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00:52:55,520 --> 00:53:00,799
Speaker 1: No, okay, I like a good recommendation.

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Speaker 4: Number two laughing at jokes you don't find funny in

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00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:10,640
Speaker 4: this room. Come on, everything is funny, you say yesterday?

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Speaker 1: You know how I laugh every day? Jeff Yeah, by

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00:53:14,520 --> 00:53:17,480
Speaker 1: Tommy Hurt, I hear it. Laughing.

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00:53:17,719 --> 00:53:22,160
Speaker 4: Number three responding to everybody's work emails because you want

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00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:23,640
Speaker 4: to come off as a team player.

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00:53:23,920 --> 00:53:29,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I'm the only one that will ever RESPONDO.

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Speaker 5: People over there.

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00:53:33,040 --> 00:53:37,400
Speaker 4: Another classic example of faupo is overthinking a group text

1179
00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:41,640
Speaker 4: response where you type sounds good and then you delete it,

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00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:44,680
Speaker 4: and then you're like perfect, No, no, delete, that's too eager.

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00:53:45,040 --> 00:53:47,400
Speaker 5: So you try cool cool, it's too.

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00:53:47,280 --> 00:53:49,920
Speaker 1: Chill, and we're just in your head right now.

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Speaker 7: This is what.

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00:53:51,320 --> 00:53:54,839
Speaker 4: People do, okay, So eventually just ghosts the entire thread

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00:53:54,880 --> 00:53:57,120
Speaker 4: completely and we're not invited to brunch anymore.

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00:53:57,239 --> 00:53:58,719
Speaker 1: Is that why you never respond to us?

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00:53:58,880 --> 00:53:59,800
Speaker 5: No common text?

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Speaker 8: You know.

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Speaker 4: The good news is nobody gets faux po when they're

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00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:06,640
Speaker 4: listening to laser stories, and that's coming up right after this.

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00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:16,680
Speaker 4: It's the radio segment that's bringing together two popular children's

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00:54:16,719 --> 00:54:19,120
Speaker 4: toys to make a new exciting game.

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00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:27,800
Speaker 5: Bop it Ouiji Board flick It No summon It.

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00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:33,240
Speaker 4: Her job would be possessed with joy thanks to Laser Stories,

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00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:37,720
Speaker 4: the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,

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00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:39,800
Speaker 4: just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser

1197
00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:43,280
Speaker 4: as other screaming demons just don't. This first laser story

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Speaker 4: is out of Gatortown, US A, Florida. A forty four

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Speaker 4: year old man named Dale Chumpson had a long day.

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00:54:50,680 --> 00:54:53,480
Speaker 4: Things weren't going great in his personal life, so he

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00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:56,880
Speaker 4: made some dinner, then filled up the tub for a nice, warm,

1202
00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:57,920
Speaker 4: relaxing bath.

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Speaker 1: It's good to treat yourself.

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00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:04,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know. Sure. Just one problem though. It wasn't

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Speaker 5: at Dale's house.

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00:55:07,960 --> 00:55:10,200
Speaker 4: We know that because the neighbor who was watching the

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Speaker 4: house while the real homeowners were away. They called the

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00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:17,120
Speaker 4: cops after they saw Dale turn the lights on and off.

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00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:21,919
Speaker 1: Inside neighbors Yeah, he broke into bubble bath.

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00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:25,200
Speaker 4: Police showed up to check it out, found Dale making

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Speaker 4: himself right at home.

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Speaker 5: Oh boy. He admitted he did not have permission.

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Speaker 9: To be there.

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Speaker 5: Dang it, Dale and didn't know the owners either.

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00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:38,560
Speaker 1: They have a nice bathtub. He didn't actually judge by

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Speaker 1: the house.

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Speaker 4: He said he just didn't want to go back to

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Speaker 4: his home because he and his wife had had a

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00:55:44,640 --> 00:55:48,520
Speaker 4: big fight and he'd been at the stranger's house for

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Speaker 4: the past four days.

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Speaker 3: Wow, he's sweating.

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Speaker 4: So police told them the fight didn't matter. And now

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Speaker 4: Dale's facing multiple charges, including a felony for unarmed burglary.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but he doesn't have to go home.

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00:56:00,719 --> 00:56:04,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, nowhord on whether his wife bailed him out or

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Speaker 4: how angry she is.

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Speaker 5: Now we can assume it's probably not great.

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00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:11,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like, just give me a life sentence.

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Speaker 5: Next Lazer Show is out of Connecticut.

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Speaker 4: Fifty four year old Norman Albert took his dog on

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00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:21,319
Speaker 4: an after dinner walk in a nearby park. It's kind

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00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:23,920
Speaker 4: of late and he realized he needed to use the toilet,

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Speaker 4: but he was too far from homewhere. Well, that's an option,

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00:56:29,719 --> 00:56:33,960
Speaker 4: but he found one of the park restrooms even better. Yea,

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Speaker 4: with his dog, he did his business and as soon

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Speaker 4: as he stepped outside, the doors shut.

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Speaker 1: Usually what doors do Jeff Well?

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Speaker 4: Turns out the city installed new automatic door locks that

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00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:52,040
Speaker 4: were timed to close at ten pm, So now Norman's

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00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:59,759
Speaker 4: dog was all alone inside the Norman panicked and did

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Speaker 4: what any sane person would do in that situation.

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Speaker 8: Door.

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Speaker 5: He climbed the roof and tried to shimmy down the chimney.

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Speaker 9: To rescue your first impossible.

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00:57:11,840 --> 00:57:13,680
Speaker 4: He was able to get about a quarter of the

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00:57:13,719 --> 00:57:16,400
Speaker 4: way down before he got stuck, then had to call

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Speaker 4: emergency services for help.

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00:57:18,520 --> 00:57:21,640
Speaker 1: Oh no, the dogs locked in the bathroom. He's stuck

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Speaker 1: in a chimney.

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00:57:22,560 --> 00:57:25,560
Speaker 4: Authorities had to remove parts of the building and the

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00:57:25,760 --> 00:57:28,720
Speaker 4: entire chimney in order to get him out, but they

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00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:34,160
Speaker 4: did it. Norman was unharmed and his dog was totally fine. However,

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00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:37,280
Speaker 4: thanks to his chimney break in, he was arrested and

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Speaker 4: charged with burglary, trespassing, and criminal mischief.

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Speaker 1: You can't love your pet too hard.

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Speaker 4: Authorities had to remind the public that if you or

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Speaker 4: your pet ever get locked inside a public building, it's

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00:57:49,400 --> 00:57:51,680
Speaker 4: best to just call for help, because someone with the

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00:57:51,720 --> 00:57:53,840
Speaker 4: city can, in fact, just unlock the door for you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, who knew next?

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Speaker 5: Lads of stories out of the name game.

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Speaker 4: Fie BabyCenter dot coms just released a list of the

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Speaker 4: most popular baby names for the first part of this year,

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00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:08,520
Speaker 4: and they say they've seen the biggest jump in bringing

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00:58:08,560 --> 00:58:17,400
Speaker 4: back the nineties. Okay, uptick in names like Brittany as

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00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:22,880
Speaker 4: in Britney Spears, Shaniah as in Twain, Sabrina like the

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Speaker 4: teenage witch, and Diana as in the Princess of Wales.

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00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:31,920
Speaker 4: The two most popular names, though, are still Noah for

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00:58:31,960 --> 00:58:34,960
Speaker 4: the boys and Olivia for the girls. Oh yeah, my

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Speaker 4: parents have also loved using luxury brands this year to

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00:58:38,360 --> 00:58:42,840
Speaker 4: name their babies. Names like Tiffany and Bentley for girls

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Speaker 4: has skyrocketed.

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Speaker 1: Oh I Shall come my daughter, BMW.

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00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:52,640
Speaker 4: And Manola and Laurent for boys is rising as well.

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00:58:53,160 --> 00:58:58,320
Speaker 4: You've got names like lux, Treasure and Cash.

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00:58:58,400 --> 00:59:00,520
Speaker 5: All of those are trending up where right now?

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00:59:00,680 --> 00:59:03,400
Speaker 1: Honey Cash, Let's do it.

1278
00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:07,200
Speaker 3: Your kids come here, Rose Royce and Bitcoin come here.

1279
00:59:07,720 --> 00:59:09,880
Speaker 4: Time and the Academy Awards must have hit in the

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Speaker 4: third trimester because Anora, the title of the film that

1281
00:59:13,120 --> 00:59:22,720
Speaker 4: one Best Picture, jumped over a thousand spots for girls wore.

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Speaker 5: We do know eight Nora, Yeah yeah.

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00:59:25,640 --> 00:59:30,840
Speaker 4: This next Lazer story is out of the study of sleeps. Ironically,

1284
00:59:31,040 --> 00:59:33,640
Speaker 4: this might give you bad dreams, but a new study

1285
00:59:33,640 --> 00:59:35,840
Speaker 4: in England found people who have a lot of nightmares

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00:59:35,920 --> 00:59:38,800
Speaker 4: are more likely to drop dead sooner than you think.

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00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:44,320
Speaker 1: Day, I have so many nightmares. It was good to

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00:59:44,360 --> 00:59:44,640
Speaker 1: know you.

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00:59:45,120 --> 00:59:46,040
Speaker 5: Yeah.

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00:59:47,240 --> 00:59:50,040
Speaker 4: Researchers tracked people for almost two decades, and the ones

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Speaker 4: who had nightmares at least once a week are three

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00:59:52,960 --> 00:59:57,840
Speaker 4: times more likely to die before the age seventy.

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00:59:58,640 --> 01:00:01,040
Speaker 1: Is it because they have like hiding anxiety or maybe

1294
01:00:01,040 --> 01:00:01,600
Speaker 1: they're overthinking.

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01:00:02,320 --> 01:00:03,760
Speaker 5: It's something to do with that. I'll get to in

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01:00:03,840 --> 01:00:04,240
Speaker 5: a second.

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Speaker 4: But they found having lots of nightmares also makes you

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01:00:07,400 --> 01:00:11,080
Speaker 4: age faster, So before they kill you, they'll make you

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01:00:11,120 --> 01:00:12,880
Speaker 4: look like a wrinkly old person for.

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01:00:14,520 --> 01:00:17,280
Speaker 1: No wonder. People keep asking me if you're my twin Alexi.

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01:00:17,360 --> 01:00:21,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's my nightmares for aging me and researchers believe

1302
01:00:21,280 --> 01:00:24,320
Speaker 4: it's because our bodies respond to the stress in dreams

1303
01:00:24,360 --> 01:00:26,320
Speaker 4: the same way they would in real life.

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01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:29,920
Speaker 1: Oh, nightmares about tripping in dreams? I do that a lot?

1305
01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:31,320
Speaker 5: Well, oh tripping falling?

1306
01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:38,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, nightmares lead to prolonged elevations of cortisol, stress hormone,

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01:00:38,360 --> 01:00:40,880
Speaker 4: which is closely linked to faster cellular aging.

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01:00:41,080 --> 01:00:43,040
Speaker 1: It makes sense you're not even resting in your sleep, No,

1309
01:00:43,160 --> 01:00:44,800
Speaker 1: now you stress me out more nightmares.

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01:00:47,640 --> 01:00:51,000
Speaker 4: Don't have a nightmare esmares, And you're probably asking yourself

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01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:55,200
Speaker 4: why don't turtles ever have nightmares? So well, you can't

1312
01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:59,160
Speaker 4: if you never sleepy. This guy is still up at

1313
01:00:59,160 --> 01:01:03,320
Speaker 4: three am doing his thing, avoiding asleep and going a

1314
01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:06,000
Speaker 4: strong and that Sow means Laser Stories has come to

1315
01:01:06,040 --> 01:01:07,720
Speaker 4: an end for the day. We'll do it again the

1316
01:01:07,720 --> 01:01:08,840
Speaker 4: same time on.

1317
01:01:08,840 --> 01:01:12,400
Speaker 13: Friday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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01:01:20,120 --> 01:01:22,200
Speaker 4: We've got a new player on the phone today. Her

1319
01:01:22,280 --> 01:01:25,840
Speaker 4: name is Alyssa, and she says she called in because.

1320
01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:27,640
Speaker 5: She likes a challenge.

1321
01:01:28,560 --> 01:01:31,240
Speaker 4: But if I'm being honest, the way Brook's been playing lately, okay,

1322
01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:34,440
Speaker 4: I'm not sure a challenge is really what she's getting.

1323
01:01:34,320 --> 01:01:36,360
Speaker 1: It from you. I'm already hearing it from my mom,

1324
01:01:36,600 --> 01:01:41,040
Speaker 1: from my husband. There's a lot of disappointment heading my direction,

1325
01:01:41,280 --> 01:01:42,720
Speaker 1: and I do not think it's fair.

1326
01:01:43,080 --> 01:01:44,960
Speaker 9: Maybe the challenge is to get on our show will

1327
01:01:45,040 --> 01:01:46,000
Speaker 9: not laugh one time?

1328
01:01:46,160 --> 01:01:46,520
Speaker 3: I don't know.

1329
01:01:47,200 --> 01:01:47,960
Speaker 1: Is that a challenge?

1330
01:01:47,960 --> 01:01:53,120
Speaker 4: Though it is, We'll see and let's talk to Alyssa here.

1331
01:01:53,160 --> 01:01:54,480
Speaker 5: Alyssa, welcome to the show.

1332
01:01:55,560 --> 01:01:59,280
Speaker 1: Hey, all right, what's the challenge? Melissa? You?

1333
01:02:00,720 --> 01:02:01,280
Speaker 3: Oh?

1334
01:02:01,400 --> 01:02:02,240
Speaker 5: Good answer?

1335
01:02:02,760 --> 01:02:04,080
Speaker 3: Arm a slinger.

1336
01:02:05,120 --> 01:02:07,320
Speaker 1: Or just emotional like I do, carry a little bit

1337
01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:08,840
Speaker 1: of baggage a lot to be around.

1338
01:02:09,040 --> 01:02:10,040
Speaker 3: She is a little bit of a shot.

1339
01:02:10,200 --> 01:02:12,160
Speaker 4: Maybe we should leave the room for a second to

1340
01:02:12,240 --> 01:02:14,880
Speaker 4: sort through all of her emotional baggage and we can

1341
01:02:14,920 --> 01:02:15,480
Speaker 4: get to the game.

1342
01:02:15,520 --> 01:02:15,680
Speaker 7: Here.

1343
01:02:15,720 --> 01:02:18,040
Speaker 4: You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.

1344
01:02:18,040 --> 01:02:19,560
Speaker 4: If you don't know when, you can say pass. But

1345
01:02:19,640 --> 01:02:20,640
Speaker 4: you have to beat her out right if.

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Speaker 5: You want to win. Are you ready?

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01:02:22,520 --> 01:02:22,880
Speaker 8: Yes?

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01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:23,520
Speaker 5: You got this?

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01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:27,280
Speaker 4: Your time starts now. The first Harry Potter book hits

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01:02:27,280 --> 01:02:29,680
Speaker 4: store shelves on this day in what year of the

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01:02:29,760 --> 01:02:31,360
Speaker 4: nineteen nineties, ninety.

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01:02:31,080 --> 01:02:33,840
Speaker 5: Five or ninety seven, ninety seven?

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01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:38,000
Speaker 4: What does the f in FBI stand for? In which

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01:02:38,040 --> 01:02:40,920
Speaker 4: decade did Hawaii join the United States? Thirties forties or

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01:02:40,960 --> 01:02:45,200
Speaker 4: fifties forties. What's the name of the professional who provides

1356
01:02:45,240 --> 01:02:50,800
Speaker 4: guidance and support to a pregnant woman during labor. What

1357
01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:54,360
Speaker 4: oxygen is the most abundant gas in Earth's atmosphere?

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01:02:54,360 --> 01:02:55,040
Speaker 5: True or false?

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01:02:56,440 --> 01:02:58,480
Speaker 1: True?

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01:02:59,560 --> 01:03:01,600
Speaker 5: Shouted that last one out just to get it in time.

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Speaker 4: Well done, Alissa. Now let me look at my phone screener. Here,

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01:03:06,080 --> 01:03:09,120
Speaker 4: I have some information that was sent to me about you.

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01:03:09,120 --> 01:03:10,920
Speaker 4: You tell me if all of this is right. You

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01:03:10,960 --> 01:03:15,600
Speaker 4: have two dogs, you do project management for government, you're

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01:03:15,640 --> 01:03:20,120
Speaker 4: currently learning how to golf, you play fortnite, and you

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01:03:20,200 --> 01:03:21,560
Speaker 4: are a lingerie model.

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01:03:21,720 --> 01:03:24,240
Speaker 15: What half true?

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01:03:24,680 --> 01:03:26,400
Speaker 5: Oh? Half true?

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01:03:27,640 --> 01:03:29,720
Speaker 1: What's the half of it? Is it the model part

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01:03:29,840 --> 01:03:32,000
Speaker 1: or is it that you like to wear lingerie?

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01:03:32,800 --> 01:03:34,600
Speaker 14: It's the fortnite part, that's true.

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01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:37,760
Speaker 5: Ah, the lingerie stuff was not true.

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01:03:38,600 --> 01:03:39,920
Speaker 1: Oh that's Jeff's biles.

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01:03:40,200 --> 01:03:42,720
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I'm looking at my profile.

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01:03:42,840 --> 01:03:43,600
Speaker 1: Oops.

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01:03:43,680 --> 01:03:45,640
Speaker 5: Sorry, Alissa, that was my bad.

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01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:48,200
Speaker 4: Although if you want some picks just ask me.

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01:03:49,600 --> 01:03:51,320
Speaker 5: Now, Broke, it's your turn. Are you ready?

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Speaker 9: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Except the image of you make a fuzzy baby doll

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Speaker 1: out bit.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, good luck, brook Your time starts now. The

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01:04:01,960 --> 01:04:04,479
Speaker 4: first Harry Potter book hit store shelves on this day

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01:04:04,600 --> 01:04:08,040
Speaker 4: in what year of the nineteen nineties, ninety five or ninety.

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01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:11,520
Speaker 5: Seven ninety five? What does the F in FBI stand

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01:04:11,560 --> 01:04:12,240
Speaker 5: for Federal?

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01:04:12,640 --> 01:04:15,800
Speaker 4: In Which decade did Hawaii join the United States? Thirties,

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01:04:15,800 --> 01:04:19,360
Speaker 4: forties or fifties. What's the name of the professional who

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01:04:19,360 --> 01:04:23,360
Speaker 4: provides guidance and support to a pregnant woman during labor doula?

1390
01:04:23,920 --> 01:04:27,400
Speaker 4: Oxygen is the most abundant gas in Earth's atmosphere?

1391
01:04:27,400 --> 01:04:36,240
Speaker 5: True or false? What sea separates Africa and Europe Mediterranean? Yeah,

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01:04:36,440 --> 01:04:38,240
Speaker 5: let's go to the storeboard to see how you all

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01:04:38,240 --> 01:04:38,880
Speaker 5: did with Jose.

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01:04:39,400 --> 01:04:41,440
Speaker 7: Holy crap, I don't need this.

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01:04:41,560 --> 01:04:49,960
Speaker 4: Blaniosliza, you got three correct today, Good score yourself.

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Speaker 1: B Yes, five, I know I can go home without shame.

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Speaker 4: Now let's go over the answers for everybody. The first

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01:05:02,200 --> 01:05:04,480
Speaker 4: Harry Potter book hit store shelves on this day in

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01:05:04,560 --> 01:05:10,320
Speaker 4: nineteen ninety seven. Specifically, the FNFBI stands for Federal Federal

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01:05:10,480 --> 01:05:13,760
Speaker 4: Bureau of Investigation. Hawaii join the United States in the

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01:05:13,840 --> 01:05:17,120
Speaker 4: nineteen fifties. In nineteen fifty nine, the name of the

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01:05:17,160 --> 01:05:20,480
Speaker 4: professional who guides and supports a pregnant woman during labor

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01:05:20,600 --> 01:05:21,240
Speaker 4: is a doula.

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01:05:21,480 --> 01:05:23,360
Speaker 5: We also would have accepted midwife.

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01:05:23,760 --> 01:05:26,200
Speaker 4: Oxygen is the most abundant gas in the nearest atmosphere.

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01:05:26,200 --> 01:05:26,920
Speaker 5: That is false.

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01:05:27,160 --> 01:05:30,360
Speaker 4: It's nitrogen with seventy eight percent of the air we

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01:05:30,400 --> 01:05:31,480
Speaker 4: breathe is nitrogen.

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01:05:31,680 --> 01:05:32,320
Speaker 3: Yeah.

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01:05:32,360 --> 01:05:37,240
Speaker 4: The sea that separates Africa and Europe is Mediterranean. See

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01:05:37,400 --> 01:05:40,120
Speaker 4: so Alyssa. It was not enough to beat Brooke today,

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01:05:40,160 --> 01:05:42,040
Speaker 4: But the good news is just for playing you do

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01:05:42,200 --> 01:05:45,680
Speaker 4: win tickets to see the Mariners take on the Kansas

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01:05:45,760 --> 01:05:48,760
Speaker 4: City Royals on July third at te Mobile Park.

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01:05:48,960 --> 01:05:53,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, thank you, Raw, Absolutely no Mariners.

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01:05:54,480 --> 01:05:57,320
Speaker 1: Elissa. Will you come back on the show sometime and

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01:05:57,400 --> 01:05:59,440
Speaker 1: try it again? Or was that too embarrassing for you?

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01:05:59,760 --> 01:06:03,640
Speaker 9: Actually that was kind of fun, so yeah, it was

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01:06:03,680 --> 01:06:05,480
Speaker 9: hard for her to admit that you had a good time.

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01:06:05,680 --> 01:06:08,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, Alyssa, we want you back on the show anytime

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01:06:08,480 --> 01:06:08,800
Speaker 4: you want.

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01:06:08,840 --> 01:06:10,160
Speaker 5: Okay, thank you.

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01:06:10,440 --> 01:06:11,880
Speaker 3: I think it is okay.

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Speaker 5: We're gonna do wind Brooks Bock the same time tomorrow

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Speaker 8: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.