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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode What about Me Spoke nineteen edition.

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Speaker 1: I'm your host, Kevin Pop. Yes, Kevin Pop. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: what can you try me tomorrow? At this time, I'm

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Speaker 1: kind of in the middle of something, but I digress.

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Speaker 1: Let's meet our chums. Shower you no particular order. Please

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Speaker 1: say good morning to Gary Eye and a great morning

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Speaker 1: it is. It's a great morning. If you actually saw

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Speaker 1: Sam entering your home to the chimney, what would you

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Speaker 1: How would you greet him if he was entering my

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Speaker 1: home through the chimney? I would literally say, Hi, Hi,

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Speaker 1: this is what I do. I've had six break ins

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Speaker 1: at my home in the last weekend. Everyone's a hello,

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Speaker 1: everyone's a gentle high. My hat is off to you. Hey,

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Speaker 1: it's James Heeney, Jimmy John John utterly selfish wish please

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Speaker 1: from you for I would really like uh to have

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Speaker 1: new floors put in my apartment so that you can't

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Speaker 1: hear footsteps. Is that too selfish? It's I hope that

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Speaker 1: there's a lot of unbelievably sweet Agree with Chris because

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Speaker 1: it's really helping your landlord. And there's Chris Alvarado, Candy Cane,

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Speaker 1: Chris utterly selfish rush from you, please, utterly selfish? Would

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Speaker 1: what I'm looking for? All the roles that Craig was

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Speaker 1: set to book go to me. He doesn't get any

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Speaker 1: of them. No, no, no, So you get to hurt

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Speaker 1: one of us too. That's right. Oh, by the way,

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Speaker 1: speaking of hurting one of us, um, my girlfriend peeked around.

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Speaker 1: I said, look it's Gary, it's Gary Anthony Williams. And

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Speaker 1: she goes cute and it's the hair. It's goddamn Barbados. Yeah. Right,

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Speaker 1: Jamaica and now Craig Atkowski with his consumer report, Thank you, Kevin.

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Speaker 1: America is buying more radios AM FM specifically AM and

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Speaker 1: more radio stations are popping up. Let's check the safety

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Speaker 1: of them. The answers may surprise you. Safety of them

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Speaker 1: them and last, but too much egg nog for you

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Speaker 1: if you think at least it's Joey Greer. Come catch

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Speaker 1: your five thousand. Tell us why we should invest in

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Speaker 1: your invention. I'll tell you why right now. Because you

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Speaker 1: want to make money. You're a dumbass idiot, right, you

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Speaker 1: want to make big bucks? Right? Invest right because this

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Speaker 1: is where your money's gonna grow. Okay, this is a

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Speaker 1: a dumbass idiot and investing, let's do a damn show.

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Speaker 1: comes from patroon v I P. Mike del Rosso. We've

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Speaker 1: not heard from Mike and a wall and here goes

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Speaker 1: hello to Kevin and the Alchemist. I would like to

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Speaker 1: thank you for your December seventeenth episode. I usually catch

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Speaker 1: your pod just minutes after it drops. Waking up at

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Speaker 1: five am, it's the perfect amount of time to wipe

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Speaker 1: the crust from my eyes, broke out of coffee, get

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Speaker 1: ready to do some paperwork from the shower of the

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Speaker 1: parking Lot Alchemy. This is my soundtrack. On the seventeen,

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Speaker 1: I had to work at six am. I was unable

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Speaker 1: to follow my tradition, and it might have saved my life.

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Speaker 1: When the workday was over, I was safe at home.

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Speaker 1: I pulled up the latest episode and began to listen.

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Speaker 1: I can tell right away there was strange energy in

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Speaker 1: the air. Now more than I lost my spot. Now,

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Speaker 1: oh God, of all the ones that we bought it,

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Speaker 1: now more no more than two minutes out of the pot,

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Speaker 1: I was already in stitches. I have never laughed at

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Speaker 1: hard during the intro to the show. Not to say

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Speaker 1: the intros aren't always funny. When Kevin yells at James though,

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Speaker 1: for his opening response to the routine silly question, I

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Speaker 1: knew the gang was feeling feisty. There was a strange

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Speaker 1: energy in the air. I am halfway through this. Something

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Speaker 1: since the beginning. I've heard them all three times over.

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Speaker 1: best to date. The night before this episode aired. It's

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Speaker 1: snow ten inches in my town. The roads were atrocious

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Speaker 1: during the morning community. I swear to you, Kevin and

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Speaker 1: those of you who were there during the recording. If

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Speaker 1: my story. You were all the best who days and

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Speaker 1: Thursdays my favorite days because of you. Here come the

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Speaker 1: shout outs, missing Vanessa, loving the limited return, much love

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Speaker 1: to Caroline Connor. You make me laugh so hard. I

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Speaker 1: will donate half my paycheck if Gary Anthony Williams makes

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Speaker 1: a regular appearance, well, gare that half of his paycheck

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Speaker 1: right back to him because I'm giving. He followed that

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Speaker 1: with love you uncle Ruckus, thank you, thank you man,

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Speaker 1: and do you Kevin, You're beautiful Pastord. Thank you for

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Speaker 1: bringing this group of rag and muffins into the dim

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Speaker 1: light of podcasting. The truly is no equal to what

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Speaker 1: you all have created. Now, will you please to one

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Speaker 1: of my suggestions? And then he has a suggestion. Over

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Speaker 1: a year ago, there was a scene suggestion about Batman

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Speaker 1: and Robin's looking for a new apartment. James was so

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Speaker 1: upset that the alchemist wouldn't recognize calendar Man as a

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Speaker 1: superhero that he walked out of the session. Could you

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Speaker 1: please make a little boy's dream come true? Show me

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Speaker 1: calendar man? Wow? Uh? Name an occupation please? I'm a chronographer, right,

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Speaker 1: you can call me Tim, all right, Tim? And your

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Speaker 1: occupation is following the passage of time? Is that about it? Yes?

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Speaker 1: And marking each and every holiday is special upon the calendar,

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Speaker 1: every every holiday, not just in one nation, all holidays today?

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Speaker 1: What's today? Well, it's December, so it's Christmas Eve Eve?

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Speaker 1: Oh who celebrate? Study? Tim? Well, I do, I do?

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Speaker 1: And I'll tell you what. There's a couple of bodies

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Speaker 1: buried in the back. I'm sure, I'm sure that there

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Speaker 1: could have remember this day, couple bodies buried in the

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Speaker 1: back of what sir? I can't say, you can't say,

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Speaker 1: or you won't say, I won't say. Okay, here's forty

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Speaker 1: dollars now, gee whiz Batman. Isn't it crazy that every

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Speaker 1: year we have to reregister superheroesild? Is? It absolutely is?

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Speaker 1: Robin to paperworkplace? Oh, Batman, I was in front of you. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you can go, you know, you know what. It's a

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Speaker 1: special day Robin, it's Christmas Eve Eve. Here you go

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Speaker 1: ahead and go oh thanks, okay, everything here correct? Just

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Speaker 1: the right address? I don't know. Batman fills it up. Okay, sirs,

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Speaker 1: is everything correct? Your addressed is that's the correct address,

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Speaker 1: wayne manor okay? Now do you have your your T

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Speaker 1: four form T four it's to register the name again.

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Speaker 1: If not, your name is open for anybody to take.

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Speaker 1: The guy behind you could be Batman if you wanted to.

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Speaker 1: If you don't have your T four forms, do we

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Speaker 1: have the T four form? I didn't bring the T

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Speaker 1: four form, Robin, did you bring the T four form?

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Speaker 1: Holy namesake, Batman? I didn't know, boy boy wonder more

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Speaker 1: like somebody give me something, somebody give me something. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's yeah, that's pretty good. That's it. Yes, you're more

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Speaker 1: of a boy blunder. How about you to check ost

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Speaker 1: episode and that's the real Batman's peak. Oh, I've got

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Speaker 1: a T four form. Here it is, here's Batman. Who

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Speaker 1: are you? Yes, I'm nobody. Now I didn't have my

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Speaker 1: TEA four bye boy, hold on, hold on now. Now

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Speaker 1: he's spelling this with as two different words, bat space Man,

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Speaker 1: what's the point. I'm just saying there could be a batman,

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Speaker 1: and there could be a bat man. That's a right,

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Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. I'm bad space man. Okay, I'm out of here,

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Speaker 1: bye boy. Well what about me? Is Robin still available? Uh?

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Speaker 1: It is? It is? But you don't have your tea

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Speaker 1: four or form either. No, but one of these, one

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Speaker 1: of these bad space man. Okay, can you get Can

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Speaker 1: you think anybody wants Robin to be honest? Hey, little dude,

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Speaker 1: you look, I don't want to think here of myself.

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Speaker 1: Please you look at me. Somebody's word? Yeah, oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right? Putrian in my back bucket. Okay, leave it?

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Speaker 1: There is it? What come with me? Are we all

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Speaker 1: done here? Okay? Evil villains? You race time as we

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Speaker 1: know it. No more days, no more weeks, no more months.

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Speaker 1: I'm just a little concerned as somebody that's kind of

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Speaker 1: a keeper of times of sorts. Maybe I have a

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Speaker 1: different grasp of it than you, but we exist inside

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Speaker 1: of talk. Get Well, it's a construct, is it not, Tim? Tim?

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Speaker 1: You seem to be disagreeing with what we're doing here. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm just concerned if we destroyed time that well, I

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Speaker 1: don't exactly know how we're going to I cherish time. Honestly,

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Speaker 1: it's a celebration for me. I'd like to maybe just

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Speaker 1: us control time. Contron tank Solomon Grundy confused. Well, well,

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Speaker 1: you see, if if we are to destroy time, then

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Speaker 1: well it would cease to flow, and well then we

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Speaker 1: would probably be I imagine frozen in a moment. Miowo,

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Speaker 1: mie cat, pss cat. What's on the table today? We

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Speaker 1: robbing the bank? We were impact to get rid of time,

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Speaker 1: and then tim had and I should I say the

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Speaker 1: word idea? Mio mia? How can pussy woman doesn't have

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Speaker 1: to be here when the rest of us are? Well?

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Speaker 1: She she she's working on being more punctual. And this

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Speaker 1: is a great example of time. Maybe if you had

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Speaker 1: better control of time, you would be here on time.

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Speaker 1: Answer a question for me, please a riddle? Perhaps it

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Speaker 1: is not an evil layer. It's not really a riddle,

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Speaker 1: The point is we're bad. Let me see your bad.

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Speaker 1: Basis bad means to disrupt the good. So we open

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Speaker 1: up in there. Who's that space open? Is this a

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Speaker 1: shared office? Yes, it's shared office space. To me, one second,

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Speaker 1: can you keep it down in there all right, I'm

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Speaker 1: doing calls in the other room. Hey, why don't you

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Speaker 1: get one of those new flows how your apartment? And

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Speaker 1: then you wouldn't mabe to hear us. Oh, we're trying

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Speaker 1: to do big things here, sir. Well, I am doing

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Speaker 1: big things in the Okay, I mean a hundred fifty

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Speaker 1: dollars last month? Alright? What funk with me? Okay? Good day?

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Speaker 1: The good Day's Tim Tim? He said he made a

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Speaker 1: made last Sure? Honestly, it's a lot about organization and

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Speaker 1: taking good use of your time. Waking up early only

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Speaker 1: sleeping whoa wow wow waking up early. Well, that's one

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Speaker 1: way to control time, as he just sees all of

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Speaker 1: it that you can't, Bros, Bros, open up, yes, sir, yes, yes, yes, yes.

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Speaker 1: It stinks in here? What the fuck? Shooting on the floor?

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Speaker 1: Bruise a little bit. Oh look, you got to get

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Speaker 1: your act together. Man. Too late, I lost the title.

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Speaker 1: I didn't have a T four no longer. What I'm

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Speaker 1: what's in a name? Huh? You suppose you're right? But

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Speaker 1: I didn't have the T four. There's two other Batman's

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Speaker 1: out there. There's a bat spaceman and then a batman.

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Speaker 1: And am I going to be? What are you going

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Speaker 1: and Spaceman, you idiot. Sorry Spaceman, calendar man, here you go,

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Speaker 1: three four change, Thank you Sam, superheroes the stakes. These

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Speaker 1: many people get broken into multi level marketing schemes. They

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Speaker 1: Here's my suggestion inside multi level marketing scheme. Greetings Kyle

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Speaker 1: My buddy's gonna pop over. He's just gonna talk to

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Speaker 1: So obviously Bob is a friend of yours, and Bob

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Speaker 1: you thought about it that way? Everybody? Sir, you serve?

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Speaker 1: why I said it. Can we hear the thing alright? Because? Okay, stranger,

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Speaker 1: big fucking game? What's up? Open your phone, man, open

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Speaker 1: your email. Holy sh it, you'll see two dollars with

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Speaker 1: this transfer to your account. How is this happening? Because

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Speaker 1: my face. I don't see it in mind. There's an understood,

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Speaker 1: an underscore, dude, I just got two hundred dollars sent

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Speaker 1: to me. Man, what what the fund is this? It

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Speaker 1: should accept it? No, don't accept just those scamps. You

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Speaker 1: Look if somebody send you two hundred how much was it? Dollars?

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Speaker 1: Somebody send you that you accepted? Why wouldn't you? What's

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Speaker 1: the worst second happening? Haven't you ever had it come

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Speaker 1: for like a print over stas and they're just trying

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Speaker 1: can we stop talking about this? We gotta run a play.

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Speaker 1: It's third and long? Okay, Well where do I put

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Speaker 1: my phone? And yourself? Tie and three? That's okay, don't

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Speaker 1: tell them that? Why what you? And so? You see

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Speaker 1: here all the arrows are pointing green and they're pointing up. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's good. It's a good sign. So do we need

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Speaker 1: what do we need to do? I mean, everything you've

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Speaker 1: What do I need to do? Now? You probably don't

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Speaker 1: want to hear that part? Come not just money with

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Speaker 1: feel like you don't believe me? No, him, he knows

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Speaker 1: what I'm talking to. I don't believe you. What's going on? Nope, Nope,

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Speaker 1: not you him Steward. Okay, well, I mean he really

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Speaker 1: you would call skeptical. Okay, what part of multi level

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Speaker 1: marketing don't you understand? My man? I think it's the

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Speaker 1: look at your email. Okay, I got the email. I

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Speaker 1: like trust but verify man interception. Yes, sir, you have

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Speaker 1: the same amount of money is my cell phone? Just

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Speaker 1: swipe your card? Okay. Got an email that said five

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Speaker 1: it's thought you have a balance of five thousand dollars. Uh,

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Speaker 1: it's your money here. You are gee Willikers Batman. I

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Speaker 1: can't believe we're gonna be posit such a huge email,

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Speaker 1: bat Spaceman. Sorry, can you get that right? Yeah? I'm sorry. Hello,

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Speaker 1: welcome guys. Can I help you? Do you have a lighter? Oh? Yes,

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Speaker 1: of course I do. This is a bank. Can't he

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Speaker 1: can't stop smoking this kid? Yes? Uh? We uh, we

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Speaker 1: just want to we want to check our ballots. Very good,

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Speaker 1: Sarah's he? Okay, it's your child. Okay, he's not my child, alright,

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Speaker 1: any beef jerky jerky, sir, it's a bank here. Just

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Speaker 1: one second, there's a bull beef jerky right in front

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Speaker 1: have a great day, sir. All right, thank you for

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Speaker 1: I don't think if that's I don't think the threat

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Speaker 1: make love good please? Did you see that email that

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Speaker 1: I didn't get it. Am I not on the thread?

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Speaker 1: Am I not on the threat? That's all I mean.

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Speaker 1: Folders African American folders, African American crystals. Yeah, and that

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Speaker 1: Oh hi, Kevin and fellow chemists. Sorry that my last

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Speaker 1: Come in? Just like this doorbell. I love the way

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Speaker 1: you can come in. No, please feel free to stay,

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Speaker 1: stay on the front door step. And just how all along?

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Speaker 1: How long have you lived here? Fifty two years? I

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Speaker 1: Let me play you a couple of samples and see

416
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:25,160
Speaker 1: if something doesn't strike your fancy. Hello. Hello, I literally

417
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:28,600
Speaker 1: love that sound. Not I'm in love with it, and

418
00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:31,240
Speaker 1: if I if I could make look to it, I would.

419
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:34,960
Speaker 1: But in the house manuscript. I have to keep the

420
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:41,240
Speaker 1: doorbell as the same or else or else, he comes back.

421
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:46,720
Speaker 1: Oh that sounds ominous as hell, Steve in my office.

422
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:49,920
Speaker 1: Please listen, your job is to deliver the mail, not

423
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:55,080
Speaker 1: sell this uh doorbell, whatever the fuck it is you

424
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:57,240
Speaker 1: think you're doing with the side gig. Okay, you understand

425
00:29:57,240 --> 00:29:58,640
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. First of all, I don't know where

426
00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:03,760
Speaker 1: you're getting this from. What, Who's telling you? Who? Who's

427
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:14,280
Speaker 1: telling You're gonna these singing assholes? Tim? Jesus Christ. You

428
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:18,880
Speaker 1: hit that note so beautifully. This is my regular speaking us.

429
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:21,640
Speaker 1: I love it. I love it. I love it. But listen,

430
00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:24,520
Speaker 1: they sing and they sound great, and I'm an asshole

431
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:27,160
Speaker 1: who's trying to sell to I Just deliver the mail.

432
00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:30,640
Speaker 1: That's what I do. Okay, okay, because listen, we are

433
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:33,520
Speaker 1: under I don't need to tell you this under a

434
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:35,920
Speaker 1: lot of pressure here. I do know that. And let

435
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,880
Speaker 1: me just say this to that. You know that tone,

436
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:41,080
Speaker 1: that register of your voice that you have right now?

437
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:44,280
Speaker 1: What if they told you for nine dollars you could

438
00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:47,360
Speaker 1: change that tone and register to any sound you want?

439
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:55,400
Speaker 1: My voice exactly. Your voice can sound like this, Steve,

440
00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:58,280
Speaker 1: I don't know what the hell is going on my door.

441
00:30:58,280 --> 00:30:59,840
Speaker 1: But but you said that acapella group is going to

442
00:30:59,880 --> 00:31:04,160
Speaker 1: be or seven and no one's no one's here, Okay.

443
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:06,600
Speaker 1: I pay a monthly fee for those guys to come

444
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:11,160
Speaker 1: over here, and like, you know, yeah, I'm gonna thank

445
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:14,920
Speaker 1: you for that. You're saying people have rung the doorbell

446
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:18,959
Speaker 1: and the acapella group has not been because there's nobody here.

447
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:21,360
Speaker 1: I'm talking to you, Steve, there's no acapella group here.

448
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:24,240
Speaker 1: There's okay, but does anyone ringing the doorbell? Because that's

449
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:28,120
Speaker 1: the show, Steve, I can't hear it. Did you really

450
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:30,880
Speaker 1: think the acapella group was gonna stand on your porch?

451
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:34,600
Speaker 1: That's what you sold me on. That's what you said.

452
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:37,000
Speaker 1: You said you're gonna hear this beautiful sound every time

453
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:39,640
Speaker 1: someone rings the doorbell. Every time someone rings the door,

454
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:43,600
Speaker 1: just a guy passing by. Oh hi, Hello, gentlemen, just

455
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:48,520
Speaker 1: passing right there, stranger, Hi, just passing through, nothing, nothing

456
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:50,640
Speaker 1: going on, pushing through us. What do you do? Good

457
00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:53,600
Speaker 1: day to you? Just well, I have a little habit

458
00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:58,640
Speaker 1: of coming in and ding dong dashing people's doorbells. And

459
00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:03,680
Speaker 1: I thought, you, Steve, you know this guy I don't

460
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:07,560
Speaker 1: you don't mind, I'd like to ding dong bash the doorbell.

461
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:12,760
Speaker 1: I don't mind, Larry. I'm right then, I guess I'll

462
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:16,760
Speaker 1: go on to the next place. Then goodbye, gentlemen. Larry,

463
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:19,640
Speaker 1: that was great. You just sent that guy away. Yeah, Steve,

464
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:21,760
Speaker 1: what the hell was that? I knew that thing? Capella? Guys,

465
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:29,080
Speaker 1: all right, who's supposed to be I don't understand, Boston.

466
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:31,440
Speaker 1: What do you mean we're we're gonna check down the

467
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:35,840
Speaker 1: entire postal service. Well, it's just that it's taking so

468
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:37,520
Speaker 1: long to deliver. I don't know what people are doing.

469
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:39,360
Speaker 1: We're supposed to walk up to the door, put the

470
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:42,640
Speaker 1: envelopes in the mailbox, and then walk away, but these

471
00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:45,760
Speaker 1: are taking forever. In fact, we're so backed up on

472
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:48,800
Speaker 1: mail that we've decided just to shut it down and

473
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:55,200
Speaker 1: said it all through. I'm sorry, don't say we're through privatized,

474
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:58,520
Speaker 1: don't say I'm not gonna label them. I'm not gonna

475
00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:11,960
Speaker 1: get anything we can do to save it. I mean,

476
00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:15,320
Speaker 1: I guess if you were able to really put to

477
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:21,480
Speaker 1: the bus so certain enough, just sell it's for the

478
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:24,400
Speaker 1: town's local sing along. If you win it, the prize

479
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:28,960
Speaker 1: money is enough to keep the natural book. Let me

480
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:32,880
Speaker 1: see that paper, give that to me. Okay, oh man,

481
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:37,600
Speaker 1: my chest is kind of the town. Ladies and gentlemen,

482
00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:41,680
Speaker 1: Welcome to the town local sing along today. We've got

483
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:45,320
Speaker 1: several groups out here who are going to literally and

484
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:52,360
Speaker 1: figuratively sing their hearts and lungs out today. Gets a

485
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:59,960
Speaker 1: hunk of money enough to shave any floundering industry. Now,

486
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 1: we got the New Zealand team coming in here. Now

487
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:04,160
Speaker 1: they're the villains. Let's just get out there and say

488
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:06,440
Speaker 1: it all right. I never met a New Zealander that

489
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:09,719
Speaker 1: I cared for. They're very large boned people, are they

490
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:12,439
Speaker 1: They're huge. They're huge. It scares me in a way

491
00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:17,320
Speaker 1: that is, uh, that's real. Yeah, I really yeah, I

492
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:21,200
Speaker 1: can see that. I really get picked up. And after

493
00:34:21,239 --> 00:34:23,680
Speaker 1: the New Zealanders, we're gonna have some people from the

494
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:30,680
Speaker 1: United States Postal Service. Wow, they say that again? I

495
00:34:30,719 --> 00:34:33,799
Speaker 1: thought they went under. No, say that again. I thought

496
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:35,719
Speaker 1: they went under. No. I just wanted you to say

497
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:38,759
Speaker 1: that again. I used to do with Mike. No. No,

498
00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:41,960
Speaker 1: I was when I say it, say that again, I

499
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:46,279
Speaker 1: thought you were gonna say I wanted you to say

500
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:52,759
Speaker 1: that again. Oh boy, what a day it's gonna be

501
00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:59,200
Speaker 1: can't wait, ladies and gentlemen. To my left, I have

502
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:05,320
Speaker 1: Team New Zealand ruggers. I don't like them. And to

503
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:14,600
Speaker 1: my right, I have Team United States Postal Service, and

504
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:21,640
Speaker 1: each group thirty seconds to sing their hearts and lung sound.

505
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:43,040
Speaker 1: Team New Zealand begins. Now, hey, that's New Zealand. That's

506
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:49,560
Speaker 1: how they did it. Tribal tribal fields. Now uh, I

507
00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:51,799
Speaker 1: don't need to remind you all, but I will. The

508
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:56,200
Speaker 1: prize money here will be enough to save any floundering industry.

509
00:35:56,960 --> 00:35:59,680
Speaker 1: So like, hundreds of millions of dollars is what it's

510
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:04,680
Speaker 1: gonna be, even these industry, even the cruise industry. Look

511
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:13,080
Speaker 1: out of here, good car cruise. He's got virus. I

512
00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:15,719
Speaker 1: want to hear just at least five industries that it

513
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:20,960
Speaker 1: could possibly say. I mean me too, I want specifics

514
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:27,880
Speaker 1: still going Brooklyn jaw. We can't expect him to answer

515
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:30,520
Speaker 1: with a broken jaw forgive us no, But we can't

516
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:33,000
Speaker 1: expect him to write those things down and somebody else

517
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:36,799
Speaker 1: will be able to read him again. Well, we can't

518
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:39,120
Speaker 1: expect for him is to write down for someone else

519
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:41,640
Speaker 1: to read it. Once again, I wanted you to say

520
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:43,239
Speaker 1: there's the thing I used to do with my child.

521
00:36:43,239 --> 00:36:45,640
Speaker 1: And if I say, you can say that again, you're

522
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:48,560
Speaker 1: still We can't expect him to do is write it down.

523
00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:53,040
Speaker 1: Have somebody else say the word that you say that

524
00:36:53,239 --> 00:37:01,000
Speaker 1: say that. Ladies and gentlemen, the United States, we're going

525
00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:05,520
Speaker 1: postal doom boom boom. We're gonna shoot you in the face.

526
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:10,840
Speaker 1: We're going to post We're gonna mess up the place

527
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:21,960
Speaker 1: were everywhere we're going keep you want to mail deliver,

528
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:25,719
Speaker 1: but today there's just something that all postman have to say.

529
00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:28,319
Speaker 1: Just make sure that the knob is turned on your

530
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:30,600
Speaker 1: dough when we were come and throw your mail loud

531
00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:33,719
Speaker 1: over the flow. We don't deliver everything that we say

532
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:37,120
Speaker 1: we will. Sometimes you like to steal your gas bill.

533
00:37:37,239 --> 00:37:39,719
Speaker 1: So if you let twisted it does not come on,

534
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:46,720
Speaker 1: you can blame it on us. Come out on, come out.

535
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:50,600
Speaker 1: We're okay. The judges up in the booth are talent.

536
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:55,600
Speaker 1: Seat the jaw. I gotta somebody sucker punched me. I

537
00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:58,080
Speaker 1: didn't see it and my weight was going into the punch.

538
00:37:58,160 --> 00:37:59,560
Speaker 1: Was one of those ones where I was walking that

539
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:04,000
Speaker 1: way or ready, that's the words me up. Anyway, The

540
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:07,440
Speaker 1: guys in the booths are scoring these on three different categories.

541
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:12,560
Speaker 1: One's originality, second is um tone, and third is move.

542
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:19,239
Speaker 1: We were only given fifty seconds and U to hold

543
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:24,960
Speaker 1: like one a total sold shut up, just hit the right,

544
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:29,480
Speaker 1: we'll send it to the booth now. I gotta admit

545
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:33,719
Speaker 1: I liked what the postal people were doing there. They admitted,

546
00:38:33,719 --> 00:38:39,240
Speaker 1: they admitted, they admitted their faults in there. Something. I've

547
00:38:39,239 --> 00:38:42,040
Speaker 1: had my power shut off many a time. No I

548
00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:45,719
Speaker 1: know why, but they said they're going to throw your

549
00:38:45,719 --> 00:38:49,400
Speaker 1: mail all over the floor right. I don't know if

550
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:51,160
Speaker 1: that was just for the rhyme or if that's actually

551
00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:58,040
Speaker 1: a threat. I took it as a metaphoric for a

552
00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:02,120
Speaker 1: minute for but then that Keyweeks held that note. I

553
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:06,280
Speaker 1: don't think so good. I just don't try. I don't

554
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:11,000
Speaker 1: trust New Zealand think we used that term anymore. And gentlemen,

555
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:15,719
Speaker 1: we have a special celebrity UM who will be announcing

556
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:22,920
Speaker 1: the calendar man Lias, and gentlemen, calendar stop time and

557
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:26,120
Speaker 1: then something couldn't you stop time and then started again

558
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:28,160
Speaker 1: in such a way that it doesn't even matter that

559
00:39:28,239 --> 00:39:31,440
Speaker 1: you just did it. I don't think you'll understand what

560
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:34,640
Speaker 1: I do. I don't stop time. I tracked time. I

561
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:45,040
Speaker 1: make you candy envelope. Can we just get the results

562
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:47,319
Speaker 1: of the contest? Can we get Are you sending it

563
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:54,040
Speaker 1: via Snido Mayo, Snido Mayo? I am not sending it me.

564
00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:57,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna read it right now here in this I'm

565
00:39:57,120 --> 00:40:01,200
Speaker 1: gonna read it with your lives. Is this Is this

566
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:04,920
Speaker 1: the only record of who wins and who loses? Yeah,

567
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:07,600
Speaker 1: it's just it's one tea in the other. Well, then

568
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:15,719
Speaker 1: come stop right there, calendar man, stop right, it's me

569
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:24,399
Speaker 1: bat space man. Stop stop? Do you stop right there?

570
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:28,440
Speaker 1: Bat space man? I checked your tea four form. You

571
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:31,000
Speaker 1: said you live in unit two and actually you live

572
00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:35,719
Speaker 1: in unit six. That makes this Nolan void? Are you

573
00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:38,160
Speaker 1: gonna get me on our technicality when I'm out? Tried

574
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:40,960
Speaker 1: to apprehend a villain. Now, somebody just turned those in.

575
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:43,319
Speaker 1: You might remember him. His name is Bruce Wayne Leades

576
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:49,000
Speaker 1: and gentlemen otherwise known as that's right, bank Robbin. I'm

577
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:51,520
Speaker 1: gonna drop that extra being that a pastry free from

578
00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:56,239
Speaker 1: your name to the same Robin you've always been the

579
00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:59,239
Speaker 1: only cigarettes. Of course I have cigarettes. I worked at

580
00:40:59,239 --> 00:41:03,240
Speaker 1: a bank for nems younger. Okay, he's not so serious.

581
00:41:04,239 --> 00:41:09,359
Speaker 1: And now would you like me Batman to read the

582
00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:16,040
Speaker 1: winner of the All right, let me quickly catch calendar

583
00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:23,840
Speaker 1: man there? Got him? I used a battaser. Oh my god,

584
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:29,200
Speaker 1: can we get this week? We get a load like that, Batman?

585
00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:32,120
Speaker 1: Calendar Man, he just looks like he's breathing. I think

586
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:36,320
Speaker 1: he tastes him too hard. Did I kill him, Robin?

587
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:41,919
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't. I want to thank both

588
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:44,600
Speaker 1: of you for showing up for the funeral for calendar Man.

589
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:47,440
Speaker 1: I don't know where if you were related, we weren't

590
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:52,120
Speaker 1: expecting much of a crop too. I'm sort of related

591
00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:56,439
Speaker 1: to him. I'm the man who killed him. Well, then,

592
00:41:56,640 --> 00:42:00,279
Speaker 1: perhaps you'd like to speak on his behalf. I didn't

593
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:05,919
Speaker 1: know him personally. Yes, Um, he didn't run. He didn't

594
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:09,200
Speaker 1: run nearly as fast as he could have run. Ah,

595
00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:15,480
Speaker 1: if only that's robbing? You got anything? Because I don't

596
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:18,360
Speaker 1: get Yeah, yeah, I'll say something. Um uh. He was

597
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:32,840
Speaker 1: a good guy. Uh uh. And that's our show for today,

598
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:39,279
Speaker 1: yeah baby, Yeah. Christmas Charity, each and every damn one

599
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:42,520
Speaker 1: of you, Harry Nathaniel, Harry bows it up and maid

600
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:47,080
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Holidays. A little bingre bingle there for you.

601
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:50,719
Speaker 1: Thank all the alchemists for showing up and giving the

602
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:57,800
Speaker 1: love and making the magic here, starting with Mr Joseph Greer, Joey,

603
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:02,400
Speaker 1: thank you, Happy, thank you, Happy holidays to you. I

604
00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:04,759
Speaker 1: hope it's not a lump of close Stratton in your

605
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:08,319
Speaker 1: stocking again. Now we've taken too many chunks with that man.

606
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:13,280
Speaker 1: He needs to heal, right, and anything you'd like closing

607
00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:17,160
Speaker 1: out here in the wrap up folks to know you know,

608
00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:25,320
Speaker 1: just okay, great Chris Alvarado. You know I think Joey

609
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:28,279
Speaker 1: hit it right. I think I think cold Stratton needs

610
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:36,360
Speaker 1: to heal. Yes, that's and furthermore yes, nope, Sorry, Gary,

611
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:38,480
Speaker 1: Anthony Whams, thank you so very damn much, and happy

612
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:45,759
Speaker 1: holidays to you and yours. You have made my Kwanza.

613
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:49,839
Speaker 1: Thank you for that. Thank you for Greig Atkowski, all

614
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:52,840
Speaker 1: the best. Just looking forward to one. Even if I

615
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:59,319
Speaker 1: get fifty check avails and losing all that Larado, I'm

616
00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:02,759
Speaker 1: still a happy Yeah. And also please thank Carla for

617
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:05,640
Speaker 1: texting us during the show. I actually enjoyed the hell

618
00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:08,200
Speaker 1: out of that. Yeah. She was disturbed by some of

619
00:44:08,239 --> 00:44:11,319
Speaker 1: my lines out of context, you know, I think it

620
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:14,000
Speaker 1: was the screaming of what you were saying, and and yeah,

621
00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:16,719
Speaker 1: yeah it must have been disturbing on her when she

622
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:23,400
Speaker 1: hears the episode, So that's a great presumption. Yeah, Dr

623
00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:26,000
Speaker 1: James Heeney, thank you so very much, pal love you

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Speaker 1: missed you, Thank you. I love you all and miss

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Speaker 1: you all. I would say it's a brand new year.

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Speaker 1: You could start off doing things right by putting the

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Speaker 1: right foot forward, going to iTunes and rating Alchemy this.

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Speaker 1: I mean, my preference will be five stars, but whatever

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Speaker 1: your hearts, if you've made it this spart not, it

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Speaker 1: shouldn't be I mean a five star ratings all. I'm

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Speaker 1: really looking for the new year. Thank you, James. That

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Speaker 1: was very damned sweet of you and honest. How about me? What? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we want to hear your you know your close all

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Speaker 1: you guys. I'm overwhelmed. I don't even know what to

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Speaker 1: say after such love. I guess um, I would ask

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Speaker 1: that everyone be super super kind to each other, go

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Speaker 1: out of your way way more than maybe even you

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Speaker 1: normally do. Um, we really need to depend on each other.

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna keep hammering this home. And also, um, Joey,

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Speaker 1: as as it's been said, drinks his own come and

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Speaker 1: that wasn't just that was part of the show. That's

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Speaker 1: something I hope that people celebrate in the New year.

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Speaker 1: That's not true. This is this is really really paint

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Speaker 1: it seriously sounded. It really sounded sincere and real. I believe,

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Speaker 1: I believe that, I believes it's thanks, thank you wherever

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Speaker 1: you are, Thanks to fine folks that I heart media.

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Speaker 1: We celebrated two years back in October, so twenty one

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Speaker 1: will bring us into our third and beyond, and thank

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Speaker 1: you all for making that possible. And yeah, happy New

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Speaker 1: Year and