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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast?

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Speaker 1: Firm Elvis Presents fifteen Minute Morning Show. So here we

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Speaker 1: go the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast A new one.

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Speaker 1: I wasn't here yesterday and I but I thought I

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Speaker 1: would watch the podcast. Never saw a new one. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you didn't miss much. We did one. Okay, Well, now

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Speaker 1: we're back and here's Brody's checking in. Can you hear

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Speaker 1: us Brody? Yes? I can? Okay? Perfect? Uh. And there's

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Speaker 1: Gandhi and Garrett and Scotty B and Danielle and Straight

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Speaker 1: and Ate and Scary Froggy's here, Um Andrews walking around here?

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Speaker 1: So um, what did you say about Scotty B? Okay?

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Speaker 1: So I was in Scotty studio and he asked me

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Speaker 1: a question and I thought it was a pretty interesting question.

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Speaker 1: And his answer, I think it's going to be very

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Speaker 1: polarizing to the room, so I think he should present it.

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Speaker 1: It's no poop stuff. Okay, what do you have? It's

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Speaker 1: really not that fascinating. But I was I ate a

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Speaker 1: granola bar earlier, and as Gandhi walked in and she

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Speaker 1: was recording something, I felt a piece stuck in my tooth,

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Speaker 1: so I picked it out with a piece of paper

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Speaker 1: and then I ate it off the paper. And I'm

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Speaker 1: just curious, if you have something stuck in your tooth,

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Speaker 1: do you eat it or do you spit it out?

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Speaker 1: If once you pick it out of your teeth, because

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's it's in your mouth, it's nothing wrong

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Speaker 1: with it, do you eat it? Right? The addition of

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Speaker 1: the piece of paper has been or whatever? No, I said,

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Speaker 1: it was in your mouth and you like you pick

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Speaker 1: it out with your tongue or you pick it out

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Speaker 1: with your finger and then you swallow it. Okay, you

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Speaker 1: swallow it's in your mouth. Once it leaves your mouth

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Speaker 1: and hits another surface, and then you put it back

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Speaker 1: in your mouth. I think that's where we crossed the

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Speaker 1: line a little bit. And I watched him eat the

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Speaker 1: granola piece off of the paper. To me, that's that's

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Speaker 1: a little strange. Okay. So what if? Okay, so I

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Speaker 1: had a turkey sandwich just before. What if tonight I

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Speaker 1: feel with my tongue a piece of turkey? Is it? Okay?

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Speaker 1: If I eat it? You to it with your tongue

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Speaker 1: and then eat it. And if you put your finger

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Speaker 1: in your mouth and like scrape it off or something

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Speaker 1: or you pick it off with a tool. You I

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Speaker 1: don't think you should eat it off the tool. Froggy

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Speaker 1: is very upset. I can tell you know, once you're

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Speaker 1: done with that meal and say a little bit of

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Speaker 1: time passes. No, anything you find in your you need

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Speaker 1: to discard that. The Gandha said. Gandhi said, if you

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Speaker 1: have a big, giant beard and you find something in

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Speaker 1: your beard, it's okay to eat that. See, I think no,

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Speaker 1: because throughout the day. Why not if it's if it's outside,

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Speaker 1: you could have had dust or bugs, or you know,

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Speaker 1: it's in your hair, and who knows what was in

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Speaker 1: your hair. I'd rather eat it off the paper than

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Speaker 1: a beard. I had to make a choice. Once it

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Speaker 1: leaves your mouth. I think it has left your mouth

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Speaker 1: and you just have to leave it outside your mouth.

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Speaker 1: What about when food comes back up that's been in

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Speaker 1: your stomach with like digestive juices? Were mama birds do

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Speaker 1: it for their baby? Froggy, do you ever eat it

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Speaker 1: off a beard? Or no? What was her name? Do

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Speaker 1: you know what it means? I do not follow. I

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Speaker 1: do not understand I'm talking about I can talk about

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Speaker 1: that aliens off all day. Rocky is his red as

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Speaker 1: his shirt right now? I am that's okay? What's that, Brody?

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Speaker 1: I didn't say a word. If I do, you'll cancel

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Speaker 1: the podcast. That's your opportunity. Anytime he does that, you

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Speaker 1: just change it to whatever topic you want. I was saying.

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Speaker 1: I was saying, baseball starting soon. I'm excited about it,

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Speaker 1: opening day Yankee Stadium on Thursday. The poor. So they're

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Speaker 1: saying that they might get right, they're already talking about

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Speaker 1: a rain. Now, my guys, come on, is gonna buy

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Speaker 1: another title this here? I mean, they even bought one

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Speaker 1: in a while. It should be shut up and the

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Speaker 1: Mets can't talk. The Mets are buying players loft and right. Hey,

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Speaker 1: we didn't say anything. You're just jealous. You're just jealous.

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Speaker 1: Canned corn ca okay. So speaking of canned corn, I

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Speaker 1: was I have a canned corn story. By the way,

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Speaker 1: canned corn is not in Mexico corn. Okay. So I

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Speaker 1: was making I was making nachos over the weekend, and

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Speaker 1: I opened up a can of corn to put corn

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Speaker 1: on on my nachos. But I opened up cream corn,

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Speaker 1: by mistake. You can't put cream corn on your nachos. No,

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Speaker 1: it's too wet right, and it ruins the chips. And

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Speaker 1: I have a canned cream corn in my refrigerator and

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Speaker 1: nothing to eat it with. So what do I make

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Speaker 1: with it? What do I do with it? You can

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Speaker 1: dip into cream corn. You don't have to pour it

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Speaker 1: on a chip. You can actually use cream corn and

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Speaker 1: put some sour cream or some cream cheese in it

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Speaker 1: and make a dip. I don't know, Okay, I don't

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Speaker 1: know cream corn. All right, I'm sorry speaking of steak tartar,

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Speaker 1: just talk about raw meat. Yeah, my taco is raw me? Oh, hello,

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Speaker 1: froggyish is meat? What you mean? Fish? But it's not me,

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Speaker 1: of course it's me. You don't have to give it

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Speaker 1: up on Friday's for land. It's not me. It's meat, guys.

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Speaker 1: It was an animal, it was alive. It's nothing God

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Speaker 1: not fish. You would not have made them out of

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Speaker 1: meat to fish on Friday during Hey, Daniel, don't you

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Speaker 1: believe in that thing that the Pope's brother at some

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Speaker 1: point owned like part of the fish industry, which is

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Speaker 1: why they said you can I don't believe that? Is that?

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Speaker 1: What is that? What actually happened? I thought that's what

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Speaker 1: actually even heard that? Yeah, that's why I saw it

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Speaker 1: on TikTok's and also look up fish Is it meat?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't have a Netflix documentary about

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Speaker 1: the Pope. No meat, it's like a beef thing, like

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Speaker 1: a chicken. The definition the fish is the flesh of

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Speaker 1: an animal used for food, and buy that definition fish

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Speaker 1: is meat. Of course it's meat. It's a creature that

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Speaker 1: was alive. It's meat flesh, though it's on the inside

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Speaker 1: of the scales of my skin. That's right, her. You

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Speaker 1: do have that going for you. One the other day.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I sent it to or not,

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Speaker 1: but it said if humans are made of like water

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Speaker 1: and meat, are we soup? We might be what humans are? Soup? Wa.

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Speaker 1: I like to consider myself a bullion base. You're a

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Speaker 1: big old soup by salt. Where are you going? Where're

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Speaker 1: you going? Be mumbled? Do we do we offend? Nate?

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Speaker 1: Did you just got to talking? He's just he's just

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Speaker 1: talking some official stuff with Andrew's interesting, Well, what you

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Speaker 1: were thinking about backronyms, weren't you? Yes? I was, as

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Speaker 1: you know, people were texting in backronyms today, which are

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Speaker 1: acronyms that aren't real, like um like for instance, that

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Speaker 1: someone texted in that tag means touch and go, but

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Speaker 1: it does not. It's a false It's a false acronym

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Speaker 1: known as a backronym, where you take the word and

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Speaker 1: then you make it means something that it didn't really mean. Golf.

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Speaker 1: Golf does not mean gentleman only ladies forbidden. It doesn't

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Speaker 1: mean that it depends on the club. What are you

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Speaker 1: talking about? A tag in the movie tag? So it

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Speaker 1: has to be a fact? Yea. So now we know

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Speaker 1: what a backronym is. That makes sense. It's those things

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Speaker 1: that sound like that makes sense, but they're not real.

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Speaker 1: They just get spread on the internet and you repeat

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Speaker 1: it and you go, oh yeah, I mean to start

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Speaker 1: and go. For example, guys who really like their Chevy

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Speaker 1: say Ford stands are found on road dead. That's not true.

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Speaker 1: Or fiat doesn't mean fix it all the time. It doesn't.

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Speaker 1: Probably they just returned. We've got a guest coming up,

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Speaker 1: So I had to liaison is that's the right word

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Speaker 1: with Andrew on some particulars for the prep. So were

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Speaker 1: you our umbudsman? I don't know what that means is

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Speaker 1: that you kind of you fly in a kind of

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Speaker 1: fix things. Oh I guess case on your m Buddiesman Budsman, Imbudsman,

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Speaker 1: is that like an Alderman? Can well look a look

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Speaker 1: at Google right in front of you. I only heard

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Speaker 1: of Alderman like last week on a TV show. I

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Speaker 1: didn't even know what that was. It's like it's like

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Speaker 1: an under mayor or something like that. And mbudsman an

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Speaker 1: official appointed to investigate individuals complaints against maladministration, especially that

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Speaker 1: of public authorities. You are the little nameplate on your desk,

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Speaker 1: That's what it said, so on Budsman like Gandhi's the

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Speaker 1: buds woman. Yes, that's me. Yes, you can shorten it

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Speaker 1: to ambud You know. We learned so much on the show.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for that. Yeah, we do. Unfortunately, we're gonna

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Speaker 1: have to call this one short, okay, because we have

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Speaker 1: to go do an interview with someone in just a

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Speaker 1: few moments. Mike posn't about to interview him, and we'll

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Speaker 1: have it played back on the show tomorrow, which will

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Speaker 1: be on Wednesday or today if you're listening to it

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Speaker 1: on Wednesday right yes or yesterday that it was pre recorded. Now,

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Speaker 1: if you watch this podcast on Thursday, you will have

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Speaker 1: missed the interview because we played it back on Wednesday.

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Speaker 1: It was yesterday, right, all right happening. Tried every fifteen

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