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Speaker 1: We've got a really really interesting show for you tonight.
Speaker 1: The January six hearings are kicking off tomorrow, so we'll
Speaker 1: finally find out if Donald was a bad president. Also,
Speaker 1: Saudi Arabia is this membering the p GA, and Europe
Speaker 1: is telling Apple that they're no longer in charge. Plus
Speaker 1: in Man Vellani a k a. Miss Marvel herself is
Speaker 1: going to be joining us on the show. So let's
Speaker 1: first people, it's a fright into today's headline light. Let's
Speaker 1: kick things off with January six. That's why your uncle
Speaker 1: is calling you from a prison phone. January six wasn't
Speaker 1: just a way for Q and on members to get
Speaker 1: their steps in. It was the culmination of a high
Speaker 1: level plot to overturn the election results. And now, after
Speaker 1: a year of gathering evidence and speaking to over one
Speaker 1: thousand witnesses, the January six Committee in Congress is ready
Speaker 1: to spoil the t on what actually went down. The
Speaker 1: primetime hearings, the January sixte said to take their case
Speaker 1: to the American public how they planned to argue that
Speaker 1: Donald Trump and his supporters planned insurrection in an effort
Speaker 1: to overturn the presidential election. The committee and its members
Speaker 1: really want these hearings to be blockbuster Watergate style hearings,
Speaker 1: and they are meticulously crafted. They're trying to make sure
Speaker 1: that this does not look like other congressional hearings. Maryland Rep.
Speaker 1: Jamie Raskin has said that he expects that the hearings
Speaker 1: will blow the roof off of the house. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: The January six hearings are starting tomorrow, and every broadcast network,
Speaker 1: every cable news network is going to be covering this
Speaker 1: obviously except Fox. Yeah. Yeah, They're gonna be spending all
Speaker 1: night talking about the real culprits. Why is nobody talking
Speaker 1: about how Congress has too many doors? If there was
Speaker 1: only one door in and out this never would have happened.
Speaker 1: The crowd would have peacefully dispersed after hanging Mike Pence. Huh.
Speaker 1: You know who's gonna be torn about the coverage of this,
Speaker 1: Donald Trump? Yeah, because think about on the one hand,
Speaker 1: he doesn't want anyone to know what he did on
Speaker 1: January six, But on the other end, you know, he
Speaker 1: would love his hearings to get the highest ratings of
Speaker 1: all time. You know it. He's gonna be out there like,
Speaker 1: don't watch the hearings, folks. The fank news is saying
Speaker 1: I overthrew the government, which I didn't do. But it
Speaker 1: was the biggest overthrow of all time. But I didn't
Speaker 1: do it. I didn't do it at all. What's the
Speaker 1: hearings deal too, you'll see. So the Democrats are hoping
Speaker 1: that these hearings are gonna finish Trump off the same
Speaker 1: way that water Gates finished off Nixon. But the differences
Speaker 1: those Watergate hearings happened back in the nineteen seventies. That
Speaker 1: was a different time. They only had what three channels
Speaker 1: back then. Yeah, Americans only choice for entertainment in nineteen
Speaker 1: seventy three was either watching the Watergate hearings or chain smoking.
Speaker 1: In between heart attacks. That's all they could do. And
Speaker 1: I'll tell you this now. If the Democrats want everyone
Speaker 1: to watch, if they want Americans to pay attention, they
Speaker 1: can't just have their regular boring ass hearings. You know,
Speaker 1: you know those hearings, the way they act like they
Speaker 1: just up the bombshell and the rest of us have
Speaker 1: no idea why. But you'll never believe what happened next.
Speaker 1: The White House Council emailed the Chief of Staff and
Speaker 1: he BC Seed, the assistant White House Council. Wait, what
Speaker 1: why are all the cameras leaving? What's going on? What's
Speaker 1: going on? No? No, what they need to do you
Speaker 1: want people to watch in America is you have to
Speaker 1: spice things up. You know, have a kiss cam going
Speaker 1: for the witnesses. Yeah, get Shakira to do a half
Speaker 1: time show. Oh oh you know what they should just
Speaker 1: get sex involved. I'm gonna say it's Yeah, that's what
Speaker 1: made the Bill Clinton scandal so big. Yeah, you gotta
Speaker 1: give people sex stuff like I don't know, like that
Speaker 1: guy who stole the podium did he have sex with
Speaker 1: it afterwards? Or that guy who dressed in the animal skins.
Speaker 1: That was a sex thing, right, that had to be
Speaker 1: a sex thing. You know. Actually, I've been thinking about
Speaker 1: this hard and I figured it out. Americans like entertainment.
Speaker 1: Congress wants Americans to pay attention to politics. Those two
Speaker 1: don't mix. But there is one person who can make
Speaker 1: political machinations interesting for the masses. It's only one man,
Speaker 1: Lynn Manuel Miranda how could have red head right when
Speaker 1: she would not support it. Brick the water to get
Speaker 1: into the capital supported blowing order in the room where
Speaker 1: it happens, the room where it happens. But we don't
Speaker 1: talk about broom no no no, Hi five burning five
Speaker 1: Hai five. Right. Let's move on to some international news,
Speaker 1: because while America is trying its hardest to preserve its democracy,
Speaker 1: Europe is tackling major problems of its own iPhone charges.
Speaker 1: The European Union is officially adopting a common charger, the
Speaker 1: USB C that's the type of charger already used in
Speaker 1: most Android phones and other devices. All electronics sold in
Speaker 1: the EU will have to use a USB sport. That's
Speaker 1: in order to reduce cable clutter and electronic waste. Apple
Speaker 1: has their own proprietary charger, and they say the proposed
Speaker 1: rule could render as many as a billion devices obsolete.
Speaker 1: All really, Apple, you're mad about a change coming out
Speaker 1: of nowhere that's going to render a billion devices obsoletes.
Speaker 1: Oh that's funny because I've got to draw a full
Speaker 1: of wine headphones that agree with you. Bill Good And
Speaker 1: you know, Apple claims, they claim that this new regulation
Speaker 1: is going to hurt them financially, but guys, let's be real.
Speaker 1: Apple always finds a way to win. You know, they
Speaker 1: have the regulation, but they will find a way to
Speaker 1: spin this into making money even if it off of
Speaker 1: this thanks to the EU. Your old phone is obsolete now,
Speaker 1: and in the old days you might have just thrown
Speaker 1: it into the garbage, but not anymore. Introducing the eye
Speaker 1: garbage lot in a new way to throw out your phone.
Speaker 1: It's basically a regular garbage can, but like it's got
Speaker 1: round edges and it's kind of shiny. Anyway, it's a
Speaker 1: thousand dollars. I'm gonna buy one of those. I would
Speaker 1: say this, If the U s BC is going to
Speaker 1: become the default charger around the world, they've got to
Speaker 1: come up with a better name than US b C.
Speaker 1: It's boring. No one wants to say that I don't
Speaker 1: like Apple. They went with lightning charger and makes you
Speaker 1: want to charge your phone us b C. It sounds
Speaker 1: like you're filling out taxes with that. Did you feel
Speaker 1: out your us BC and it changed the name to
Speaker 1: something more badass? You know, I want to charge your
Speaker 1: phone so fast your dick falls off. You need the
Speaker 1: funder blaster. Yeah, that's the sound it makes every time
Speaker 1: you charge your phone. And by the way, can I
Speaker 1: can I just say how crazy it is that America
Speaker 1: is struggling, Like, how do we protect our children from
Speaker 1: gun violence? Oh, how do we stop people from starving
Speaker 1: even when they work three jobs? There's nothing we can do. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: Europe is so far ahead. They truly have first world problems.
Speaker 1: You know that. You know, I was thinking about this
Speaker 1: when I was in the doctor's office not paying the
Speaker 1: other day. But isn't it so stressful how you have
Speaker 1: like one charger but then you need like a different charger.
Speaker 1: I was thinking about this. I mean, you know, there
Speaker 1: how many changes we could make here. I learned about
Speaker 1: this in universities that I also didn't have to pay for.
Speaker 1: You know, you can apply your mind or you can
Speaker 1: do this. You know, it's all about your perspective. Guy
Speaker 1: is all right, I'm going on paternity leave for an
Speaker 1: entire year, so you guys later I'll be desen choose.
Speaker 1: Al Right, enough about Europe right now, there's an even
Speaker 1: even bigger story brewing in the world of sports. You know,
Speaker 1: usually in golf, the biggest controversy is that a player
Speaker 1: or two colorful shirts, you know, or someone said a
Speaker 1: bad word after they slice their shot. Ha FOOI. This time, though,
Speaker 1: golf is tied up in a real scandal because some
Speaker 1: of its star players are switching to a new league
Speaker 1: launching in Saudi Arabia. It's caused a major split in
Speaker 1: the golfing world. A controversial Saudi backed golf series teas
Speaker 1: off tomorrow. The tournament has secured several big names to
Speaker 1: spite threats from the p g A Tour to sanction them.
Speaker 1: American golfer Dustin Johnson quitting the p g A and
Speaker 1: joining the controversial league backed by Saudi Arabia. And this
Speaker 1: is coming after Phil Mickelson announced his comeback by joining
Speaker 1: the same league despite previously describing the Saudi regime as
Speaker 1: scary mfors who have a horrible record on human rights.
Speaker 1: I understand that many people have very strong opinions and
Speaker 1: may disagree with my decision, but at this time, this
Speaker 1: is an opportunity that gives me a chance to have
Speaker 1: the most balanced uh in my life going forward, and
Speaker 1: I think this is going to do a lot of
Speaker 1: good for the game. We all agree that when Phil
Speaker 1: Mickelson says this gives him the most balanced in my life,
Speaker 1: he means money, right, I mean, just say money. The
Speaker 1: reason that he has money, Yeah, because the Saudis are
Speaker 1: reportedly paying him two hundred million dollars. Yeah, So just
Speaker 1: say it's the money. So coming up with all these stories,
Speaker 1: I would say that to God in him, wouldn't even
Speaker 1: play those games. I'd be like, yeah, you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm going to Saudi Arabia. They're giving me two hundred
Speaker 1: million dollars. Two hundred million dollars because he told me.
Speaker 1: Why you're going. Why I'll give you a million dollars
Speaker 1: if you shut the Because he acting like you've ever
Speaker 1: had to make this decision. People are kidding themselves about
Speaker 1: their morals. Everyone's like, Oh, I can't believe he's Do
Speaker 1: you telling me that for two hundred million dollars you
Speaker 1: wouldn't play golf for the saudiast He let me say
Speaker 1: that for two hundred million dollars, I would let the
Speaker 1: rule of Saudi Arabia set up his tea on my crutch.
Speaker 1: That's where he can hit it from. I could buy
Speaker 1: a new crutch with that money, a better crutch. I'll
Speaker 1: be honest with you. I am torn when it comes
Speaker 1: to this issue, because, on the one hand, I do
Speaker 1: think boycotting a country like Saudi Arabia could effectively push
Speaker 1: them to create a less oppressive society. I believe that
Speaker 1: happened with South Africa during a parteight people boycotted, the
Speaker 1: country was embarrassed changed. On the other hand, there's an
Speaker 1: argument that maybe by bringing them in and exposing them
Speaker 1: to the rest of the world, that might cause liberal
Speaker 1: values to infiltrate this societies. Because it starts with golf,
Speaker 1: then over time it's racket sports, squash, tennis. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Now they're wearing shorts, getting more liberal. Yeah. Then maybe
Speaker 1: you're at a bar where people men and women can
Speaker 1: hang out after their activities, and then boom, you've got
Speaker 1: a liberal society or at the very least a country club.
Speaker 1: It's progress. I mean. The real question here is why
Speaker 1: why would you even want to play golf in Saudi
Speaker 1: Arabia in the first place, the sand trap is the
Speaker 1: entire country. What are you doing? What are you doing?
Speaker 1: All right? Finally, if you want of those people who
Speaker 1: can't seem to arrive on time for any meeting or
Speaker 1: any dates or any events in your calendar, well, according
Speaker 1: to trend watches, your time is up. Being fashionably late
Speaker 1: is no longer in fashion. According to a New York
Speaker 1: Times article, it argues that now being fashionaly late is
Speaker 1: out of fashion, that punctuality is cool in the third
Speaker 1: year the pandemic. Apparently, people are less sympathetic for old
Speaker 1: excuses of why you show up late to a meeting.
Speaker 1: The author of this says that now that more people
Speaker 1: have to go back into the office, they are more
Speaker 1: protective of their time that they've got to be there
Speaker 1: and less forgiving about people who are late. That's right, people,
Speaker 1: being on time is cool. Now we're putting the punk
Speaker 1: and punctuality. Yeah, someone just charged their phone, but still,
Speaker 1: let's let's not get carried away with this, all right.
Speaker 1: I agree, Yes, it is good to be on time,
Speaker 1: especially for big things, you know, like meetings at work
Speaker 1: or your wedding. Yeah, you don't want to be late
Speaker 1: for that, especially if you're the bride, because then, like
Speaker 1: the organ player, they're gonna havetch a full time. You know,
Speaker 1: there's be like done done dun dune, No, not yet
Speaker 1: done dune, dun dune, dune, dun dune, dun dun dune.
Speaker 1: Still nothing dun dune. No no, no, no, no, no
Speaker 1: no no. So look, I agree, I agree. I think
Speaker 1: it is good for people to arrive on time. But
Speaker 1: I will say this, I hate this culture of people
Speaker 1: who are personally offended by people who weren't there on
Speaker 1: the dot who you disrespected my time and you disrespected
Speaker 1: my semony. Calm down, you get so touchy about it,
Speaker 1: and you would you you know, back in the day,
Speaker 1: I get it. You had to wait at the mall
Speaker 1: until your friends showed up. You don't know where they were,
Speaker 1: even if they were late or dead. You had no clue. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you didn't even know if you were stood up for
Speaker 1: a date until you saw the person the next time.
Speaker 1: Hey what happened? Oh I got married? What? But in
Speaker 1: two no one should be piste off that. That's who
Speaker 1: waits a little bit for somebody to show up you've
Speaker 1: got a phone, people use it, all right, Read the news,
Speaker 1: play a game non Japanese. Maybe you should answer one
Speaker 1: of those two thousand unread emails that I've seen on
Speaker 1: your phone. Well, I was waiting for you. You know
Speaker 1: they're waiting for you. You're gonna be mad that late
Speaker 1: to dinner. Then when I finally get to dinner, you
Speaker 1: spent half of the time looking at your phone. Why
Speaker 1: don't you do this ship before I got there? Huh?
Speaker 1: Why you got the phone? Use this? I'm late, Travlor.
Speaker 1: You came late. You came late, Trevor, I'm not late.
Speaker 1: I'm giving you an opportunity to watch things on I'm
Speaker 1: giving you an opportunity to watch a video of an
Speaker 1: orangutang pulling a guy through a cage, yeah, pulling him back.
Speaker 1: You've seen me before. You've never seen an orangutank pull
Speaker 1: a grown man into a cage and another guy comes
Speaker 1: to help him, and the ranging tank blocks him with
Speaker 1: his foot and the other guy's like, all right, I'm
Speaker 1: not helping anymore. This ship is crazy. And if you
Speaker 1: haven't seen that video, that's because you're probably always on time.
Speaker 1: All right, that's it for the headlines. But before we
Speaker 1: go to a break, it's time to check it on
Speaker 1: the weather forecast without very own Dassi line like everybody's
Speaker 1: every money tamer. Sorry, Dizzy, Okay, what's up the weather? Sorry?
Speaker 1: Do we do? We need to cut? What's up? Dey? Hey?
Speaker 1: Let me know when you need me on the show. Okay,
Speaker 1: we needed you on the show like twenty minutes ago, Dizzy,
Speaker 1: we started oh ship yeah, oh yeah, okay, cool cool
Speaker 1: cool cool here, let me just take my stuff off. Okay,
Speaker 1: face down there. You know mine's taking that. They're actually
Speaker 1: doing that. We should be No, I don't have reson,
Speaker 1: I'll just take it with me. That's good. We should
Speaker 1: be on the weather already. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: it's good. It's good. What's happening in the weather, Dizzy?
Speaker 1: Oh it is hot? I know because I was just
Speaker 1: outside hot in Saudi Arabia. Oh, you know you should
Speaker 1: cover on the show tonight, that whole Gulf Saudi story.
Speaker 1: Oh that'd be really good, you think, so, yeah, maybe
Speaker 1: we should. Yeah. You know. It's so crazy is the
Speaker 1: fact that American country clubs have just started letting women
Speaker 1: play off, and these guys are like, let's move in
Speaker 1: to Saudi Arabia. Every time I play golf, men criticize
Speaker 1: the way I play. They're all nit picky about how
Speaker 1: I drive my real car on the course. Let me
Speaker 1: tell you something. I beat them to the next hole
Speaker 1: every time. So who's laughing? Now? Yeah, I hear you there?
Speaker 1: Does he? We're very late, now, would you mind them? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just gotta charge my phone. Can you grab my
Speaker 1: charger around of my backpack? Jesus Daisy, I don't have
Speaker 1: the time for this thing. Oh look that is this?
Speaker 1: What is this? What is it? Yeah? Those are my chargers.
Speaker 1: I got my iPhone, my iPad, my iPad Mini, my
Speaker 1: sound machine, my crock pop, my crock Pop Mini. But
Speaker 1: careful though, there's a system. Okay, we don't pull the
Speaker 1: wrong one because there is a bomb in there. This
Speaker 1: is ridiculous. You can't go around like this is madness.
Speaker 1: Oh you know what, there's actually a story on this, Addie,
Speaker 1: your up. They're trying to condense down to one port.
Speaker 1: But here's my thing on it. I mean, what's so
Speaker 1: bad about having lots of different types of ports? Right?
Speaker 1: All ports are beautiful, naturally common, different shapes and sizes,
Speaker 1: you know, especially out of Europe. Oh man, I have
Speaker 1: seen some wild ports in Europe. I did a semester abroad.
Speaker 1: It was a crazy time, but each one is beautiful
Speaker 1: in its own way. And I'm gonna be honest. Frankly,
Speaker 1: I don't really think the government should be regulating our ports. Right,
Speaker 1: my port, my choice. You need anything else for me?
Speaker 1: I got to go meet some friends for drinks. I
Speaker 1: hate being late. Oh you you you wouldn't say, um,
Speaker 1: all right, well just grab this. Yeah, thank you. It's
Speaker 1: just funny that you were late for this and then
Speaker 1: now you're gonna just bounce up. Uh. I just I
Speaker 1: want to be honest about something. I was talking about
Speaker 1: vaginas earlier. When you're saying the pots, Yeah, I just
Speaker 1: wanted you to know. Yeah, I knew it was a
Speaker 1: vagina joke. That's what I love about you. You always
Speaker 1: know when I'm secretly talking about vaginas feminates. That way
Speaker 1: what they say about me. All right, thank thank you,
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for doing the weather dizzy. This
Speaker 1: was really informative. And you're leaving now, yeah, okay, well
Speaker 1: have fun out there. Hear the weather is great? Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, Dasylidic everybody, thank you. F don't go away
Speaker 1: because when we come back, what Would Jr. Is going
Speaker 1: to Brooklyn. You don't want to miss it. P's nothing here,
Speaker 1: it's missing me. Yeah, welcome back to the day show.
Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about gentrification. It's why your old bodega
Speaker 1: is now a fancy brunch place named Bodega. But can
Speaker 1: the gentrifiers and the genter fees make peace? Well, Roy
Speaker 1: Would Jr. Went to find out. According to the latest census,
Speaker 1: the white population is decreasing nationwide for the first time,
Speaker 1: the white population in the United States has declined, But
Speaker 1: there's one place their numbers are up almost nine Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: This wealthy white migration has led increases in rent, cost
Speaker 1: of living and request to speak to the manager. So
Speaker 1: I'll follow the trail of succuments and Wes Anderson DVDs
Speaker 1: deep into the den of gentrifying Brooklyn. Well I sat
Speaker 1: down with Tommy Holly. The white population is going up
Speaker 1: almost nine the black population has going down almost nine percent.
Speaker 1: Would it be safe to say that that's how they're
Speaker 1: showing black lives matter by just moving them out to
Speaker 1: somewhere else? Would they doing is they're just buying it
Speaker 1: out and clearing out a neighborhood, and it's not right.
Speaker 1: Tommy has lived in Brooklyn his entire life. Everything's going
Speaker 1: up sky high and it's harder to live. So the
Speaker 1: way out is to sell the house. Tommy's mother bought
Speaker 1: the brownstone in n when black home ownership in Brooklyn
Speaker 1: was booming. But lately black mortgages have been going the
Speaker 1: way of the Dodo Bird. We have the no the
Speaker 1: white population that's moving in and they walk up and
Speaker 1: down the street sun speak. Others walk past you like
Speaker 1: why are you here? But you got the stick man. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But if they don't think you like a magical negro, yeah,
Speaker 1: well that's when the magical negro sticks. Okay, you just
Speaker 1: gotta go. That's scared. Gentrifies black dude with a magic stick.
Speaker 1: But no amount of black wizardry couldn't make the black
Speaker 1: parties lit again. And residents like Judith Lavelle and a
Speaker 1: Yana Prescott don't even recognize their own neighborhood. So this
Speaker 1: neighborhood used to be black Hunter, like the seventies, Black Black,
Speaker 1: when the music was good. O. J. Simpson was just
Speaker 1: a really good football player. It was all black, and
Speaker 1: you have discount stores where we could get things cheaply.
Speaker 1: We don't have that anymore. Yeah, our bat is now
Speaker 1: a nail, like a high end nail salon. What milks
Speaker 1: have arrived? Oh my gosh, there's so much. There's hemp,
Speaker 1: there's oh, there's um, hazel nut, there's coconut. The trojan
Speaker 1: horse of gentrification seemed to increase the volume of nut
Speaker 1: milks while decreasing actual necessary foods. Black and even common
Speaker 1: decency was facing extinction. I've had neighbors call three one one.
Speaker 1: Three one one is a hotline New York has used
Speaker 1: to complain about non emergency ship and the gentrifires seemed
Speaker 1: to have it on speed down. So three one one,
Speaker 1: it's like the snitch line, but the police don't come
Speaker 1: right away right exactly, So it's like the dry snitch line. Okay,
Speaker 1: couldn't you bring my bell, introduce yourself, come up, say hello?
Speaker 1: These just people that don't know how to make friends?
Speaker 1: Or is there an of the issue of Possibly there's
Speaker 1: an anthropological term for this racism. And the only thing
Speaker 1: rising faster than the number of man bunds is the
Speaker 1: real estate. The prices this sky rocket and how's it
Speaker 1: going for three million? Before Wait, I'm sorry what you say?
Speaker 1: The houses in the best tagger for three million? Now
Speaker 1: three million dollars? How you pay for this h twenty
Speaker 1: three sevens and you can sell it right now for
Speaker 1: closer to me? Oh you got to go. No, even
Speaker 1: you don't want to say that was his stake before
Speaker 1: you told me what you was hidden. You know, the
Speaker 1: money is great, but it's not everything right right, It's
Speaker 1: about the community. And if we're gonna save that, we
Speaker 1: need to set some browns. What are some things that
Speaker 1: people moving into the neighborhood could do to help honor
Speaker 1: what it's been built over the deck gates? Just be kind? Wait,
Speaker 1: just be be kind? Yeah, just week, okay, okay, write
Speaker 1: that way down. Just communication. Don't call three one one.
Speaker 1: Don't support the local small own businesses, local wheat deals.
Speaker 1: If that's your thing, yes, definitely introduce yourself to your neighbors,
Speaker 1: like I said, embracing what was already here. Don't just
Speaker 1: think that because your hair, you're entitled to your nine
Speaker 1: dollar artisan coffee, artisanal coffee, Arabica beans from Kenya or
Speaker 1: is that where your coffee came from? You got this
Speaker 1: from a Vodego. That's not a bodega cup. It's good.
Speaker 1: Damn even I need caffeine. I gotta get the word out,
Speaker 1: and the only way to do that is in the
Speaker 1: universal language of Brooklet the flyer get out a look,
Speaker 1: tell me what you think, fly Tell me of that
Speaker 1: checks out? You know? Do respect the culture the block
Speaker 1: which means clap on beat, claps on the twos and
Speaker 1: floors gotta be being. You can't have a block party.
Speaker 1: Everybody all be it. You can't this one. Don't start
Speaker 1: a sentence with When I was at m y put
Speaker 1: them all around, get there. Thanks. The community approved the gentrifly,
Speaker 1: but would it works? So would you consider yourself a gentrifire?
Speaker 1: I don't know, I've never really thought of it before.
Speaker 1: Do you speak to your neighbors? One of them one time,
Speaker 1: just like ran into each other in the hallway. Damn,
Speaker 1: this made Nathan education. We're trying to spread the words
Speaker 1: on ways you can help gentrifires. I could fly out
Speaker 1: the whole town, but wouldn't make people respect their black neighbors.
Speaker 1: Would have stopped the three one one calls the dog
Speaker 1: shit everywhere? Which should I say dog shit or dog dog?
Speaker 1: For sure? You can anything I do make a difference.
Speaker 1: Should take some of these ideas, Um, no phones for
Speaker 1: Karen's three one one for murder, contribute. Give the closest
Speaker 1: black person to you fifty dollars. I don't carry cash
Speaker 1: on me sheet, my venmore. You ready scanned that? All right?
Speaker 1: All right? I got it. Appreciate that. Thank you, Lauren
Speaker 1: does work, But is it enough to stop the erosion
Speaker 1: of this historic community and hold on to legacy residents
Speaker 1: like Tommy, I'm going to Florida. You're on the floor.
Speaker 1: I'm tired of the snow. I'm tired of shoveling the snow.
Speaker 1: I'm tired of the leaves. Are you tired of racism? Yes?
Speaker 1: I am your little Florida all ship. I'm sorry for cussing.
Speaker 1: It's okay when we come back. Were growing on the show?
Speaker 1: Go away? Yeah, welcome back to the Daily Show. My
Speaker 1: guest tonight is actor in Man Delani. She's here to
Speaker 1: talk about starring in the new Disney Plus series Miss Marvel.
Speaker 1: Please welcome in Man Delany, Miss Marvel, welcome to the
Speaker 1: Daily Show. Thank you, thank you. Are you used to
Speaker 1: that yet? The fact that you are Miss Marveled and
Speaker 1: not just miss marveled, by the way, not just Marvel,
Speaker 1: but you are officially currently the most light show on
Speaker 1: Rotten Tomorrow's in the Marvel universe ninety. How does it feel.
Speaker 1: It feels great. It's weird that like people who doubted us,
Speaker 1: like we're the underdogs now, and so the amount of
Speaker 1: actually he's in a sentence, Oh, it's actually pretty good. Actually,
Speaker 1: I think I'm kind of liking it. So that's that's
Speaker 1: my favorite part. Yeah, you've been a fan for a
Speaker 1: long time A hot minute. Yeah, I want to know.
Speaker 1: I want to know how, because everyone has a story
Speaker 1: about how they became a fan of one of the
Speaker 1: Marvel characters that not everybody knows about. Oh. I mean
Speaker 1: I was like six when iron Man came out, so
Speaker 1: the MC has always been in my life. And then
Speaker 1: like my high schools right across from a comic book shop,
Speaker 1: and I have the fattest crush on Robert Downey Jr.
Speaker 1: So I just needed more iron Man. So I I
Speaker 1: was like constantly reading more Invit iron Man, and then
Speaker 1: I picked up iron Heart and then threw her. I
Speaker 1: found Kamala and I was like, oh my god, Brown Preston,
Speaker 1: who's this and fell in love with her. The two
Speaker 1: is like, I mean, it seems like you were made
Speaker 1: for this character. It was crazy. I felt like the
Speaker 1: comics were written about me, for me and only me.
Speaker 1: Likely it really does. Like how many stories can you
Speaker 1: say where you go like, oh, who is this character? Okay?
Speaker 1: You know here you have this girl who was born
Speaker 1: to immigrants from Pakistan and then she's like living in
Speaker 1: this different world and it's like you like you you
Speaker 1: that that's that's wild, like Muslim superhero fully crazy. I
Speaker 1: hope you were just small for every Halloween. That's what
Speaker 1: I would do. I dressed up as around how when
Speaker 1: I was I fully manifested this. Yeah, people know who
Speaker 1: you are. No. I went to school and I was
Speaker 1: so excited. I had like my grandma helped me stitch
Speaker 1: the costume, and I went to school and everyone's like,
Speaker 1: cool flash costume. Man was like, are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: The lightning bowl doesn't mean flash. But yeah, I had
Speaker 1: to go across the street by this Marvel comic and
Speaker 1: just carry it with me so people knew who I was.
Speaker 1: You had to reference the You realize that's never gonna
Speaker 1: happen again now, right, That's I mean, that's one of
Speaker 1: the humor stories of all time. Yeah, you know, the
Speaker 1: story is really great because some people, you know, feel
Speaker 1: like it's a different world. They'd be like, oh, how
Speaker 1: do you have a Muslim superhero and you know she's
Speaker 1: from Pakistan away, but everyone doesn't seem to understand that
Speaker 1: every hero comes from somewhere and they just have their
Speaker 1: story and that it's just like normal for them. I
Speaker 1: love how the show is seamless. I love how it's
Speaker 1: just her story and she's a superhero. Yeah. I think
Speaker 1: we've really done with the comics didn't organically incorporating diversity
Speaker 1: into her story. And it's not something that just like
Speaker 1: it's not personality being Muslim or being Pakistani. It's yes,
Speaker 1: she's this Avengers loving fanfak writing dork who just happens
Speaker 1: to be Muslim in Pakistani, and that side of her
Speaker 1: kind of you know, guides her as it's her moral code,
Speaker 1: and then it uplifts her and elevates her story in
Speaker 1: a really unique way that we really haven't seen in
Speaker 1: the m c U. So I think that's cool. It's
Speaker 1: super cool, but part of the cool as well. Okay,
Speaker 1: that was something I was intreated by because like, like
Speaker 1: I remember seeing some of the old comics of Miss
Speaker 1: Marvel and and she had like stretching abilities, And I
Speaker 1: know you can't give anything a way, but you know
Speaker 1: you have different powers in the beginning, it's like you
Speaker 1: can you can like shape shift things and you can
Speaker 1: you know, is that are she going to get like
Speaker 1: more powers or is more powers? Yeah, there's purple light
Speaker 1: coming out of that. I'm not being ungrateful. I'm just
Speaker 1: saying that sounded like I was just asking if she's
Speaker 1: gonna get like different Are they like things that you
Speaker 1: don't want to tell me anything? I see you. It
Speaker 1: premiered today and then Disney told me they're like a
Speaker 1: man is not going to tell you anything if you
Speaker 1: ask her about sworn oaths to Kevin um like, you
Speaker 1: will not get a Tom Holland out of me. Nothing
Speaker 1: coming out, more spoilers, no spoilers whatsoever. So this is
Speaker 1: just the beginning. You realize this, you are, I mean,
Speaker 1: this is such a fun wild story. You you you
Speaker 1: You've got this role in one of the craziest ways possible.
Speaker 1: Because I heard a rumor that you heard about this
Speaker 1: from like a family member. They didn't call you directly.
Speaker 1: What'sapp which is like funny because like brown people thrive
Speaker 1: on what'sapp. The fact that this happened through a WhatsApp forward.
Speaker 1: My my aunt was a part of some brown group
Speaker 1: chat that she never opens. And when she opened it
Speaker 1: and someone had forwarded this casting call and she sent
Speaker 1: it to me and I'm like, look, this is what
Speaker 1: a scam is. Um, we don't I'm not an actor.
Speaker 1: I can't. Like it was fully a blank page. I said,
Speaker 1: send hedgehown and reise my here and this Marvel casting.
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, um, And then they sent self
Speaker 1: tape and asides for the self tape and and n
Speaker 1: d A and I was like, oh my god, it's real.
Speaker 1: I know exactly which comic books they pulled these scenes from.
Speaker 1: And so I wasn't gonna do it. Just had of
Speaker 1: like sheer fear of failure. Yeah, And then like three
Speaker 1: am hit the night it was due. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna regret. This are n'tight. So I like don't
Speaker 1: know how self taste work. So I recorded my own
Speaker 1: voice as the other character and then lowered the pitch,
Speaker 1: not like I was talking to someone, and then just
Speaker 1: like acted off of my own voice and the next day,
Speaker 1: I get a call They're like to have a lawyer,
Speaker 1: we want to fly to l A. I was like, cool, coming, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what. You know what this means though, is
Speaker 1: now your aunt is gonna answer every single WhatsApp that
Speaker 1: ever comes her way. You've messed up her life like
Speaker 1: she's never gonna be the same. Yeah. Congratulations on the show.
Speaker 1: Congratulations are being so successful. Wonderful meeting you, thank you
Speaker 1: for being here. Everybody's gonna watch. You don't give us
Speaker 1: in this final ms Marvel it's streaming right now on
Speaker 1: gi me Lorting tomorrow is we're gonna take a quick
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